1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	Herculean helmet turtle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	brainy ravioli hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	blinking saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	bouncing steel-toed disco mask	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	dried gray moxie weed	1		
15	dehydrated wobbly bouncing strongness elixir	1		
16	denatured ghostly magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	decent squat noodles	3	good	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	wholesome asparagus knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
20	shaking Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	blue sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	shaking really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	narrow spinning seal-toothed rock	0		
32	upside-down frightening Bjorn's Hammer	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	double-paned Dolphin King's crown	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	shaking Knob Goblin scimitar of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
36	pulsating boxer's Knob Goblin tongs	0		Muscle Percent: +10
37	squat smooth viking helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	mirror therapeutic Knob Goblin pants	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	perfectly mixed enchanted weak ice-cold Sir Schlitz	2	EPIC	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 15
42	wobbly hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	green worthless gewgaw	0		
45	wobbly worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	flavorless miniature hot buttered roll	2	decent	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	gigantic adequate bowl of cottage cheese	6	good	
50	green aromatic Rock and Roll Legend	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Jeselnik's Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	jittery banjo strings	0		
53	huge sizzling stone banjo	0		Hot Damage: +10
54	mirror flame-retardant toasty Disco Banjo	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	chilly 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
58	skewed cyan stone turtle	0		
59	red slingshot	0		
60	Tesla Mace of the Tortoise	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	half-sized stale jittery fortune cookie	2	decent	
62	upside-down Jack Frost's oriole-feather headdress	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	tumbling action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	tumbling fuchsia twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	ghostly mansplainer's Pasta Spoon of Peril of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	spinning Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	tumbling stakes of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
72	squat ruddy barskin hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	red sapling	0		
76	shaking Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	arcane researcher's stick	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
78	vibrating pretty bouquet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
79	gray bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	jittery fairy gravy boat	0		
81	watered-down bad ice-cold Willer	2	decent	
82	skewed ring	0		
83	huge shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	purple meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	tumbling helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	cyan mansplainer's basic meat sword	0		Monster Level: +15
94	perfumed basic meat pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	sizzling basic meat helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	educational dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Experience: +1
97	bouncing Sherlock's pimpin' meat hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	wobbly upside-down dried face	0		
99	blurry meat face	0		
100	wobbly lifeless meat doll	0		
101	spinning meat golem	0		
102	spinning shrunken head	0		
103	purple Annie Oakley's Socratic staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20
104	scarecrow	0		
105	adequate small bowl of charms	2	good	
106	spinning ketchup	1	good	
107	catsup	1	decent	
108	stick	0		
109	blinking crossbow string	0		
110	lion tamer's basic meat staff	0		Experience (familiar): +2
111	bouncing wicked basic meat crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +5
112	spinning blurry wool meatloaf helmet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	dripping meat sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
114	extremely unsafe dripping meat staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
115	crafty dripping meat crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +10
116	rock-hard wizardly Bugfinder Blade	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	skewed sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	teal Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	yellow empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	fuchsia meat engine	0		
127	blinking brawny Gnollish autoplunger	0		Muscle Percent: +20
128	zippy meat pants	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	miser's third-hand nunchaku	0		Meat Drop: +10
130	jittery smelly eyepatch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	twirling Certificate of Participation	0		
134	blinking purple bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	blinking bouncing spinning tires	0		
137	ghostly dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	bouncing stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	spinning jittery barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	censurious eXtreme meat sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
148	smartaleck's eXtreme meat staff	0		Moxie Percent: +30
149	inspector's eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Item Drop: +15
150	lime green scorching savvy Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	olive cool Elder Turtle Shell of the early riser	0		Moxie: +5, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	upside-down asbestos-lined ribald Colander of Em-er'il	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	ghostly Herculean brawny Ancient Saucehelm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	therapeutic groovy Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	lime green brainy El Sombrero De Lopez of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	blurry guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	skewed Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	rotten ghuol egg	3	crappy	
162	bland tiny ghuol egg quiche	1	decent	
163	skewed smartaleck's skeleton bone	0		Moxie Percent: +30
164	squat cyan smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	rotten ghuol-ear kabob	4	crappy	
168	ghostly teal foul-smelling bone rattle	0		Stench Damage: +10
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	half-sized adequate lihc eye pie	2	good	
172	ghostly gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	half-sized flavorless purple uncooked chorizo	2	decent	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	spoiled bite-sized chorizo taco	1	crappy	
180	triple-distilled hand-crafted ice-cold fotie	7	EPIC	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	twirling fuchsia bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	squat fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	maroon loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	narrow upside-down smooth batskin belt	0		Moxie: +15
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	therapeutic Mr. Accessory	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only
195	tumbling green eXtreme nose ring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
196	blue disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	spinning yellow ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
200	adequate half-sized jittery jittery rat appendix kabob	2	good	
201	miniature rotten bat wing kabob	2	crappy	
202	big normal bouncing carob chunks	5	good	
203	herbs	0		
204	bland diet special tumbling carob chunk cookies	1	decent	Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 25
205	green twirling secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	pulsating piercing post	0		
207	green hippy herbal tea	1	decent	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	wobbly Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	asbestos-lined Temple Grandin's filthy corduroys	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	spinning savvy filthy knitted dread sack	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	squat Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	tiny rotten carob brownies	1	crappy	
217	tasty half-sized mirror yellow herb brownies	2	awesome	
218	shaking hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	gnoll-tooth necklace of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	foul-smelling phat turquoise bracelet	0		Stench Damage: +10
224	teal eyepatch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	small adequate skewed pulsating tofu casserole	2	good	
226	dried blurry can of Red Minotaur	1	awesome	
227	Kentucky-fried meat sword of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
228	mirror Temple Grandin's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Familiar Weight: +7
229	toasty Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +5
230	dead guy's watch of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	Sinatra's Bigger Bugfinder Blade of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
236	pulsating Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	watered-down hand-crafted cyan bottle of gin	2	EPIC	
238	distilled lousy bottle of vodka	5	decent	
239	toasty brawny Orcish baseball cap	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	jittery curative banded Orcish cargo shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	baleful Orcish frat-paddle	0		Spell Damage: +25
242	half-sized fancy normal	2	good	Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 20
243	gigantic tasty grapefruit	9	awesome	
244	jumbo normal jittery grapes	5	good	
245	stale bite-sized narrow olive	1	decent	
246	decent tomato	3	good	
247	tumbling maroon fermenting powder	0		
248	delicious red squat salty dog	4	awesome	
249	spirit-forward hand-crafted bloody mary	5	EPIC	
250	watered-down lousy screwdriver	2	decent	
251	tolerable special martini	4	good	Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 10
252	bad bloody beer	3	decent	
253	distilled mediocre spinning shot of schnapps	5	decent	
254	tolerable mirror shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	good	
255	practically non-alcoholic mediocre bouncing fine wine	1	decent	
256	artisanal shot of tomato schnapps	4	EPIC	
257	aged extra-spicy bloody mary	3	awesome	
258	upside-down dense meat stack	0		
259	tumbling snake skin	0		
260	spoiled snack-sized White Citadel fries	2	crappy	
261	adequate thick White Citadel burger	5	good	
262	stale piece of wedding cake	3	decent	
263	moldy half-sized skewed chocolate chips	2	crappy	
264	rotten gray chocolate chip cookies	4	crappy	
265	foul-smelling satin pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	smooth irresponsibly strong green lightning	9	awesome	
267	blurry fireproof mullet wig	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	medical-grade meat cowboy hat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	bouncing crafty sword	0		Maximum MP: +10
270	ghostly picket fence	0		
271	diluted jittery barbell	1		
272	vaporized concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	vaporized spinning moxie weed	1		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 50
274	narrow Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	wobbly leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	altered extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 50
278	compressed squat jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	distilled huge suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	blurry Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	blurry upside-down electrified walrus-tusk earring	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
286	jittery greasy ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
287	hale Boris's ring	0		Maximum HP: +20
288	skewed potato sprout	0		
289	rosy-cheeked Jarlsberg's earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
290	reassuring Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
291	experienced supercool can of maces	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2
292	spinning red beefy rubber axe	0		Muscle: +10
293	vibrating thinker's chef's hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	smooth pail	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	jittery demonskin trousers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	wool dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	deionized tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 66
298	boiled shaking lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 42
299	corrupted concentrated tarnished olive pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 30
300	enhanced pulsating jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 19
301	flat dough	0		
302	decent Knob sausage	4	good	
303	toothsome Knob mushroom	4	awesome	
304	twirling dry noodles	0		
305	skewed electrified Knob Goblin harem pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	Knob Goblin harem veil of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	alkaline wobbly upside-down Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 61
308	squat Knob Goblin elite helm of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	baleful Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	nasty Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Stench Damage: +5
311	hill of beans	0		
312	huge deadly Knob Goblin visor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	wobbly Temple Grandin's Crown of the Goblin King	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	rotten wobbly bean burrito	4	crappy	
315	normal bean burrito	3	good	
316	flavorless shaking insanely bean burrito	3	decent	
317	adequate snack-sized mirror bean burrito	2	good	
318	thick spoiled bean burrito	5	crappy	
319	moldy red insanely bean burrito	3	crappy	
320	moldy skewed bat haggis	3	crappy	
321	spoiled menudo	4	crappy	
322	bland skewed bouncing goat cheese	3	decent	
323	decent upside-down plain pizza	3	good	
324	bland sausage pizza	4	decent	
325	normal goat cheese pizza	4	good	
326	normal mushroom pizza	4	good	
327	goat	0		
328	lousy bottle of whiskey	3	decent	
329	dangerous goat beard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	narrow green glass of goat's milk	1	good	
331	bad Canadian	4	decent	
332	spoiled enchanted lemon	3	crappy	Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 5
333	moldy diet green lime	1	crappy	
334	jittery wobbly smelly sabre teeth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
335	squat sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	chaotic consolation ribbon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	triple-galvanized extra-deionized maroon Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 17
341	boiled pulsating Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 22
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	diffused improved upside-down Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 51
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	blinking green Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	squat Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	Annie Oakley's ninja mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	shaking hot katana blade	0		
351	shaking Usain Bolt's avaricious icy-hot katana	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +80
352	bouncing ghostly ninja hot pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	shaking Fonzie's Samson's nunchaku	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1
355	flame-wreathed eXtreme scarf	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	snowboarder pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	tasty upside-down gr8ps	4	awesome	
359	decent diet t8r tots	1	good	
360	tumbling pulsating miner's helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	cyan frightening miner's pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	squat 7-Foot Dwarven mattock of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	red asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	huge linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	tumbling linoleum meat stack	0		
376	gray asbestos meat stack	0		
377	twirling chrome meat stack	0		
378	fortified linoleum sword of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +20
379	sinister linoleum staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +10
380	linoleum crossbow of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
381	huge huge reassuring supercharged asbestos sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
382	zippy reassuring asbestos staff	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
383	asbestos crossbow of James Dean of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +60
384	spinning auspicious chrome sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +10
385	stiffened boxer's chrome staff	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1
386	inspector's Da Vinci's chrome crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +15
387	huge fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	supercharged meaty helmet turtle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	clever asbestos helmet turtle	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	linoleum helmet turtle of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	rosy-cheeked chrome helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	squat penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	spinning hippopotamus skin	0		
396	bouncing rosewater-soaked penguin shorts	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	rock-hard yakskin pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	perfumed hippopotamus pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	eXtreme mittens of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
400	upside-down handful of drink tickets	0		
401	mirror blinking mirror Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	beefy swashbuckling pants	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	wobbly ghostly resourceful shoulder parrot	0		Maximum MP: +50
404	chilly acoustic guitarrr	0		Cold Damage: +5
405	skewed sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	frosty sk8board	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	twirling barrrnacle	0		
413	hale Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +20
414	wool crowbarrr	0		Cold Resistance: +1
415	upside-down leotarrrd of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	lime green censurious safarrri hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	ionized twirling henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 43
418	wet squat Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 37
419	triple-Vulcanized quantum mirror green serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 29
420	adjusted electrified upside-down tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 48
421	cold-filtered philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 25
422	double-aerosolized boiled potion of potency	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 53
423	pressed diffused cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15
424	wet cyan ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 17
425	alkaline maroon oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 38
426	pickled shaking potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 19
427	upside-down skewed studded box	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	jittery supercharged clown shoes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Clowniness: 25
432	bloody clown pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	mirror skinny balloon	0		
434	balloon helmet	0		Item Drop: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	zippy balloon sword of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	mirror chef-in-the-box	0		
439	yellow spinning bartender skull	0		
440	upside-down cyan bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	lime green chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	olive beer goggles	0		
445	mirror occult box-in-the-box	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	blurry baleful box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Spell Damage: +25
448	tumbling foolscap fool's cap of incineration of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	curative clown nose	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 25
450	skewed pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	diet normal narrow jumbo olive	1	good	
456	fancy acceptable weak narrow dry martini	2	good	Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 5
457	ye olde golde frontes of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	red pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	flavorless pixel pie	3	decent	
468	ruby W	0		
469	wobbly wussiness potion	0		
470	acceptable practically non-alcoholic maroon Imp Ale	1	good	
471	moldy hot wing	3	crappy	
472	groovy diamond-studded cane	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	red Tesla crutch	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
474	cast	0		
475	jittery scorching mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	lion tamer's infernal insoles of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +2
478	twirling evil arch	0		
479	pulsating blinking dodecagram	0		
480	blurry spinning box of birthday candles	0		
481	twirling eldritch butterknife	0		
482	stanky Mr. Container	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	lime green Van der Graaf Newbiesport™ backpack	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	nippy hemp backpack	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Herculean Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
487	arrrgyle socks of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
488	jittery guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	Jeselnik's cool mesh cap	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	twirling enormous belt buckle	0		
492	upside-down lime green reassuring nippy chaps	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	skewed wizardly batblade	0		Mysticality: +25
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	lime green gnatwing	0		
498	moldy papaya	3	crappy	
499	stylish denim axe of dire peril	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +20
500	blinking huge Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	stale tiny mirror Elfin shortbread	1	decent	
502	shaking pagoda plans	0		
503	moldy squat skewered cat appendix	3	crappy	
504	evil arches	0		
505	upside-down perfumed knitted gnatwing earring	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5
506	bland enchanted Hell broth	4	decent	Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 50
507	thunderrr guitarrr of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
508	squat sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	small normal tumbling Boris's key lime pie	2	good	
514	huge bland Jarlsberg's key lime pie	8	decent	
515	flavorless Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	decent	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	therapeutic bejeweled accordion strap	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	lime green ghostly moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	green leaflet	0		
521	blinking zippy kickback cookbook	0		Initiative: +20
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	upside-down rewinged stab bat	0		
524	hand-crafted papaya sling	3	EPIC	
525	twirling blue grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	purple mirror volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	modified nitrogenated adjusted twirling spray paint	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 17
531	squat special sauce glove of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	smooth ladle of mystery	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	skewed skewed abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	mirror dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	personal trainer's f3d0r4	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	blinking lowercase N	0		
540	electrified triple-tarnished Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 15
541	lard-coated draggin' ball hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	bouncing lime green censurious dog trainer's 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	adequate spinning upside-down Trollhouse cookies	4	good	
544	sage talons of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
545	half-sized spoiled fancy huge Spam Witch sammich	2	crappy	Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 30
546	pulsating meat vortex	0		
547	huge skewed 334 scroll	0		
548	wobbly 668 scroll	0		
549	purple 30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	squat 64067 scroll	0		
552	blurry 64735 scroll	0		
553	bouncing pulsating 31337 scroll	0		
554	adequate thick pr0n cocktail	5	good	
555	brainy strapping drywall axe	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
557	mediocre skewed whiskey and cola	3	decent	
558	adequate papaya taco	3	good	
559	bouncing mirror razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	small decent blurry stalk of asparagus	2	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	red ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Mad Train wine	1	good	
565	hobo gloves of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
566	healthy bum cheek	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	twirling squat hermit script	0		
568	jumbo moldy Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5	crappy	
569	huge spoiled Lord of the Flies-sized fries	7	crappy	
570	rotten Chicken Sandwich	3	crappy	
571	twirling Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	toothsome squat Children's Meal of the Damned	3	awesome	
573	decent lime green noodles	3	good	
574	tasty fancy noodles	4	awesome	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 45
575	moldy painful penne pasta	3	crappy	
576	rotten ravioli della hippy	3	crappy	
577	spoiled pr0n m4nic0tti	3	crappy	
578	decent wobbly Hell ramen	3	good	
579	jumbo toothsome boring spaghetti	5	awesome	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	upside-down schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	skewed blurry Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	thick decent olive fettucini Inconnu	5	good	
584	moldy spaghetti with Skullheads	4	crappy	
585	decent gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	good	
586	shaking wobbly studded forbidden ridiculously huge sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80
587	chilled super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 69
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	half-sized normal cocoa eggshell fragment	2	good	
590	bland cocoa eggshell fragment	4	decent	
591	blue cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	olive phonics down	0		
594	ghostly cool amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Moxie: +5
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	sharpshooter's titanium assault umbrella	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
597	Newton's Mohawk wig	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	squat mirror cool pants of the Slug Lord	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	auspicious Dr. Hobo's scalpel of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	blurry Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	spinning Gauze Immateria	0		
608	mirror narrow Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	lime green S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	huge plot hole	0		
614	altered quantum probability potion	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 50
615	blinking chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	super-boiled warmed Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 63
618	alkaline mirror spinning Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 21
619	teal spinning forbidden needle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
620	dry thin candle	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 56
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	purple NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	mirror twirling lime green Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	squat metallic A	0		
629	scandalous eye	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	mirror beefcake's furry pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	blue disturbing fanfic of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
633	baleful wolf mask of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	maroon cool whip	0		
635	curative paper umbrella	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
636	yellow meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	skewed manspreader's wizardly asshat	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	flavorless abominable snowcone	4	decent	
640	Ent cider	1	good	
641	stale special toast	3	decent	Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 40
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	blurry Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	moldy fruitcake	3	crappy	
647	lime green present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	shellacked Crimbo sword	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	blurry smartaleck's Crimbo hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	mirror gray censurious Crimbo pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	exclusive ultra-rare item of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
652	quantum egg	0		
653	purple intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	squat star chart	0		
657	star sword of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
658	rock-hard star crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 5
659	blue star staff of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
660	squat reassuring star pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	forbidden star hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	tumbling smartaleck's star buckler	0		Moxie Percent: +30
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	stiffened Da Vinci's strapping steaming evil	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1
667	castle map	0		
668	coward's spiked femur	0		Monster Level: -20
669	flavorless snack-sized ghuol guolash	2	decent	
670	mirror blinking lihc face of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	MacGyver's therapeutic grave robbing shovel	0		Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
672	toothsome cranberries	3	awesome	
673	artisanal practically non-alcoholic vodka and cranberry	1	EPIC	
674	high-proof delicious whiskey	6	awesome	
675	pulsating manspreader's skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Monster Level: +10
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	razor-sharp badass belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	aged practically non-alcoholic roll in the hay	1	awesome	
680	irresponsibly strong drinkable squat slap and tickle	8	good	
681	triple-distilled tolerable slip 'n' slide	10	good	
682	tolerable boozy olive pulsating a sump'm sump'm	5	good	
683	hand-crafted horizontal tango	4	EPIC	
684	perfectly mixed watered-down pink pony	2	EPIC	
685	crafty hardened Mr. Shirt of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -25
686	bouncing smooth knuckles	0		Moxie: +15
687	alkaline pickled shaking blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 40
688	huge occult pixel hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	pixel pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	dangerous pixel sword	0		Weapon Damage: +10
691	digital key	0		
692	teal Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	shaking lion tamer's harem girl t-shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2
694	Knob Goblin elite shirt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
696	mansplainer's frilly shirt	0		Monster Level: +15
697	bouncing executive soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Meat Drop: +40
698	frosty loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
699	zippy pirate shirt	0		Initiative: +20
700	sharpshooter's filthy hippy poncho	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
701	floral print shirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
702	gray studded coconut bikini top	0		Damage Absorption: +80
703	blurry cool goth kid t-shirt	0		Moxie: +5
704	cyan hamethyst	0		
705	jittery baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	blurry ring setting	0		
709	red jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	lime green supercool hamethyst earring of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15
712	miser's hamethyst necklace of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
713	veiny hamethyst bracelet of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
714	hale sinister Samson's hamethyst ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
715	spinning wizardly baconstone earring of the empath	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
716	zippy Sherlock's baconstone pendant	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +20
717	resourceful Sinatra's baconstone bracelet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
718	greasy sizzling therapeutic baconstone ring	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
719	vibrating porquoise eyebrow ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10
720	wobbly sizzling Temple Grandin's porquoise necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
721	banded porquoise bracelet of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15
722	Usain Bolt's nasty porquoise ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
723	normal ghostly Knoll mushroom	3	good	
724	bland mushroom	3	decent	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	skewed groovy huge mirror shard	0		Moxie Percent: +10
727	blurry purple hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	mirror hedge maze key	0		
729	upside-down fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	jittery pulsating fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	jittery wobbly hosed fishbowl	0		
734	Socratic strapping makeshift SCUBA gear of terror	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater
735	twirling Jack Frost's easter egg balloon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
736	twirling stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	upside-down lime green stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	bouncing tambourine bells	0		
740	lard-coated tambourine	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
741	broken skull	0		
742	flavorless jumbo spinning Knoll shroomkabob	5	decent	
743	rotten snack-sized mushroom	2	crappy	
744	energized spinning hair spray	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 68
746	spinning stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	wobbly gourd potion	0		
749	stale super-sized warm mushroom	5	decent	
750	moldy mushroom quesadilla	4	crappy	
751	moldy bite-sized jittery cool mushroom	1	crappy	
752	spoiled cool mushroom casserole	3	crappy	
753	stale jumbo pointy mushroom	5	decent	
754	big rotten cream of pointy mushroom soup	5	crappy	
755	bland mushroom	3	decent	
756	adequate snack-sized lime green mushroom	2	good	
757	bite-sized yummy green mushroom	1	awesome	
758	spoiled huge enchanted cyan ghost cucumber	7	crappy	Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 50
759	dill	0		
760	shaking vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	perfectly mixed mirror especially salty dog	3	EPIC	
763	blurry ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	moldy spectral pickle	3	crappy	
765	ghostly briny vinegar	0		
766	blinking ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	frozen maroon blinking cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 48
768	smelly spork	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
769	hale voodoo doll	0		Maximum HP: +20
770	nippy Van der Graaf basic meat fez	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	zippy foon	0		Initiative: +20
773	cool thinker's basic meat spork	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5
774	auspicious friendly basic meat foon	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +10
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	jittery frosty kneecapping stick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
777	flame-wreathed iron pasta spoon	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
778	bouncing jittery shaking cool support cummerbund	0		Moxie: +5
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	ghostly scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	double-oxidized quadruple-deionized mafia aria	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 50
782	teal Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	weak bad Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	skewed tumbling raffle ticket	0		
786	special adequate olive bouncing strawberry	3	good	Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 40
787	artisanal high-proof olive bottle of rum	7	EPIC	
788	mediocre watered-down strawberry daiquiri	2	decent	
789	acceptable special rum and cola	4	good	Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 15
790	acceptable watered-down grog	2	good	
791	upside-down hardened Samson's Mafia bow tie	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	Golden Mr. Accessory of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Softcore Only
793	moist blinking oil of stability	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 30
794	quantum oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 45
795	drinkable fancy high-proof Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	7	good	Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2004-10"
796	Lo Pan's cement shoes of temperance of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	watered-down smooth olive mirror rockin' wagon	2	awesome	
798	weak perfectly mixed green ocean motion	2	EPIC	
799	smooth blinking fuzzbump	4	awesome	
800	adequate immense poutine	8	good	
801	bland green twirling Knob stir-fry	3	decent	
804	yummy low-calorie ghostly Knoll stir-fry	1	awesome	
805	thick spoiled stir-fry	5	crappy	
806	small rotten asparagus stir-fry	2	crappy	
807	yummy green olive stir-fry	4	awesome	
808	half-sized rotten Knob sausage stir-fry	2	crappy	
809	yummy diet narrow bat wing stir-fry	1	awesome	
810	huge rotten rat appendix stir-fry	9	crappy	
811	stale tofu stir-fry	4	decent	
812	spoiled pr0n stir-fry	3	crappy	
813	moldy immense wobbly teal Knob shells	10	crappy	
814	flavorless spinning bätzle	3	decent	
815	tasty special half-sized upside-down ratini	2	awesome	Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 15
816	stale super-sized Knob stroganoff	5	decent	
817	adequate diet red menudo ravioli	1	good	
818	spinning shaking plus sign	0		
819	blinking milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	narrow bubbly potion	0		
822	blue smoky potion	0		
823	ghostly red cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	skewed fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	normal enchanted shaking bouncing royal jelly	4	good	Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 5
831	small box	0		
832	bouncing box	0		
833	Da Vinci's vorpal blade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
834	Lo Pan's forbidden cornuthaum	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	electrified ring of aggravate monster	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
836	normal blurry mind flayer corpse	3	good	
837	bad squat Uovo Marcio Shiraz	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	wobbly wool lard-coated Mafia stogie	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	acceptable Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	4	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	jittery hardy Mafia violin case of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	irresponsibly strong drinkable tomato daiquiri	7	good	
842	mediocre beertini	3	decent	
843	watered-down hand-crafted skewed salty slug	2	EPIC	
844	hand-crafted papaya slung	4	EPIC	
845	ghostly smooth MAHI fez	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	mirror pulsating heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	twirling hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	teal Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	blurry many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	blurry prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	tumbling mirror balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	pulsating shock collar	0		
857	huge moonglasses	0		
858	squat palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	narrow lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	green shaving cream	0		
867	anodized unsweetened pine tar	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 61
869	forest tears	0		
870	gray sharpshooter's fetus-smashing club	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	mirror twirling rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	olive narrow veiny experienced groovy crazy bastard sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10
876	greasy frosty nippy incredibly dense meat gem	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
877	Talisman of Baio of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
878	beefy hypnodisk	0		Muscle: +10
879	pickled twirling bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 55
880	squat auspicious disbelief suspenders	0		Item Drop: +10
881	studded supportive bra	0		Damage Absorption: +80
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	crappy	
884	gray upside-down lard-coated los chinos	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	groovy axe	0		Moxie Percent: +10
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	narrow Annie Oakley's balaclava	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	tiny moldy bouncing balaclava baklava	1	crappy	
891	twirling lime green Warehouse 23 bling of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
892	narrow flame-retardant ruddy smooth bugbear-smiting sword	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1
893	perfectly mixed squat lumbering jack	3	EPIC	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	Jeselnik's Ms. Accessory	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only
896	zippy rosewater-soaked Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only
897	wobbly coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	ghostly custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	bouncing espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	drinkable spinning Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	mirror family-friendly Samson's school Mafia knickerbockers of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	dry extra-liquefied twirling Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 66
906	wet ionized Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 48
907	colloidal blinking olive Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 25
908	extra-ionized Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 11
909	galvanized Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 42
910	moldy dwarf bread	4	crappy	
911	tarnished ionized ghostly Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 22
912	modified gray twirling pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 15
913	tarnished aerosolized wobbly kobold	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 48
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	red yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	purple inspector's censurious intergalactic pom poms	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Radio Free Baseball Cap of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	spinning Jack Frost's Radio Free Pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	purple sage Radio Free Foil	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	huge flavorless radio button candy	7	decent	
922	censurious severed rocking horse head	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	improved shaking huge Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 34
927	tolerable gray Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	squat auspicious fuzzy bracelets	0		Item Drop: +10
929	arse-shooting crossbow of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
931	enchanted acceptable practically non-alcoholic spiced rum	1	good	Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 40
932	mediocre practically non-alcoholic mirror eggnog	1	decent	
933	decent candy cane	3	good	
934	flavorless teal bouncing gingerbread bugbear	3	decent	
935	prompt imitation nice watch	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	bouncing auspicious plastic sword	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	dangerous bowler	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	skewed blurry flame-wreathed brainy bow staff	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	Newton's bowlegged pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	huge skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	drinkable martini	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	perfectly mixed triple-distilled grogtini	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	mediocre cherry bomb	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	tumbling horrifying hardy hockey mask	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	savvy fez of etymology	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	normal thick cyan carob chunk noodles	5	good	
957	spoiled chorizo brownies	4	crappy	
958	rotten ghostly chocolate and tomato pizza	4	crappy	
959	flange	0		
960	huge clockwork key	0		
961	blinking silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	blurry velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's plastic seal clubber	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80
964	ribald Jack Frost's plastic turtle tamer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
965	stanky resourceful plastic pastamancer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
966	skewed educational plastic sauceror of the empath	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +5
967	squat medical-grade padded plastic disco bandit	0		Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
968	squat Newton's plastic accordion thief of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
969	plastic mosquito of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
970	rock-hard plastic leprechaun	0		Damage Reduction: 5
971	gray reassuring plastic levitating potato	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
972	Tesla plastic angry goat	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
973	Fonzie's plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
974	sinister plastic fuzzy dice	0		Spell Damage: +10
975	lion tamer's plastic pirate skeleton	0		Experience (familiar): +2
976	wicked plastic barrrnacle	0		Spell Damage: +5
977	yellow plastic howling balloon monkey of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
978	plastic stab bat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
979	stiffened plastic grue	0		Damage Reduction: 1
980	narrow plastic blood-faced volleyball of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
981	upside-down Tesla plastic ghuol whelp	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
982	plastic baby gravy fairy of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
983	spinning groovy plastic cocoabo	0		Moxie Percent: +10
984	ghostly Annie Oakley's plastic star starfish	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
985	plastic ghost pickle on a stick of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
986	yellow weightlifter's plastic killer bee	0		Muscle: +15
987	baleful plastic Cheshire bat	0		Spell Damage: +25
988	narrow maroon plastic coffee pixie of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
989	supercharged plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
990	studded plastic hermit	0		Damage Absorption: +80
991	upside-down wizardly plastic Boris of the bloodbag of doom	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
992	pulsating stylish plastic Jarlsberg of the brazier of the businessman	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
993	flame-retardant rosy-cheeked plastic Sneaky Pete of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
994	blurry plastic Susie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
995	stale purple Lucky Surprise Egg	3	decent	
998	pulsating maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	pulsating maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	occult Xlyinia's notebook	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1003	ghostly soda water	0		
1004	watered-down drinkable yellow bottle of tequila	2	good	
1005	tolerable boxed wine	3	good	
1006	normal special cherry	3	good	Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 25
1007	coconut shell of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	green wicked ice cubes	0		Spell Damage: +5
1009	bad vodka martini	3	decent	
1010	watered-down smooth whiskey and soda	2	awesome	
1011	mediocre olive monkey wrench	4	decent	
1012	drinkable olive tequila sunrise	3	good	
1013	aged narrow margarita	3	awesome	
1014	drinkable fuchsia strawberry wine	4	good	
1015	watered-down artisanal special wine spritzer	2	EPIC	Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 45
1016	lousy perpendicular hula	3	decent	
1017	tolerable ducha de oro	3	good	
1018	mediocre calle de miel	4	decent	
1019	practically non-alcoholic drinkable dry vodka martini	1	good	
1020	aged upside-down old-fashioned	4	awesome	
1021	watered-down hand-crafted tequila with training wheels	2	EPIC	
1022	perfectly mixed bouncing sangria	3	EPIC	
1023	drinkable vesper	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	mediocre bodyslam	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	delicious sangria del diablo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	mirror Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	ghostly twirling whip kit	0		
1028	twirling buckler buckle	0		
1029	bouncing jittery manspreader's hippo whip	0		Monster Level: +10
1030	penguin whip of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1031	stanky yak whip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1032	sage gnauga hide whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1033	huge upside-down gnauga hide	0		
1034	pulsating hippo skin buckler of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1035	penguin skin buckler of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1036	jittery yakskin buckler of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1037	gnauga hide buckler of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1038	adjusted enhanced Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 39
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	mediocre twirling beer	3	decent	
1042	string of beads of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1043	shaking cool string of beads	0		Moxie: +5
1044	shaking ghostly steel-toed string of beads	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1045	twirling plastic bottle opener of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1046	scandalous traffic cone of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	aged triple-distilled enchanted N. O. Beer	10	awesome	Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 10
1048	denatured oyster egg	1		
1049	powdered squat oyster egg	1		
1050	powdered oyster egg	1		
1051	upside-down olive plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	compressed huge oyster egg	1		
1053	denatured oyster egg	1		
1054	diluted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 50
1055	spinning olive plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	boiled huge puce oyster egg	1		
1057	altered blurry puce oyster egg	1		
1058	vaporized shaking puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	denatured wobbly mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	powdered shaking mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 30
1062	altered mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 30
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	altered green oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 10
1065	pickled oyster egg	1		
1066	pickled oyster egg	1		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 40
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	diluted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 25
1069	compressed upside-down oyster egg	1		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 45
1070	dehydrated jittery oyster egg	1		
1071	upside-down plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	modified jittery skewed off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 50
1073	boiled skewed fuchsia mirror off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	denatured cyan mirror off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 45
1075	bouncing off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	dehydrated oyster egg	1		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 40
1077	denatured spinning oyster egg	1		
1078	mixed maroon oyster egg	1		
1079	mirror blue plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	twirling personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	ghostly clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	cyan clockwork claws	0		
1092	narrow clockwork sheet	0		
1093	blurry clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	jittery clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	squat clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	clockwork hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	brainy clockwork trench coat	0		Mysticality: +5
1099	perfumed clockwork pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	toasty gnauga hide chaps	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	spinning targeting chip	0		
1103	upside-down unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	squat Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	spinning clockwork chef head	0		
1107	twirling clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	gray clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	narrow clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	cyan clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	Lo Pan's supercool Stupid University Diploma of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pulsating pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	shaking fairy gravy	0		
1123	Rosewater's halfberd	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1124	small glove	0		
1125	Samson's glove of the sewer of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
1126	razor-sharp toothpick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
1127	Temple Grandin's ninja sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1128	shaking teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	narrow Samson's sequined fez	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	jittery blank card	0		
1131	spinning beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	spinning savvy star shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1134	blurry wobbly cosmetics bag	0		
1135	galvanized eyeliner	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 60
1136	oxidized skewed ghostly lipstick	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 24
1137	foul-smelling bicycle chain of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	tolerable ghostly mushroom wine	3	good	
1140	lousy cyan icy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1141	hand-crafted special mushroom wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 50
1142	tolerable pointy mushroom wine	3	good	
1143	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed fancy flat mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 40
1144	perfectly mixed cool mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1145	mediocre knob mushroom wine	4	decent	
1146	delicious fancy knoll mushroom wine	4	awesome	Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 5
1147	bad mushroom wine	3	decent	
1148	bad shot of flower schnapps	4	decent	
1149	immense yummy fancy twirling flower petal pie	7	awesome	Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 35
1150	bad bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	decent	
1151	pulsating fortified discarded plastic fork of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	yummy green Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	awesome	
1154	compressed Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	crappy	Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 5
1155	twirling letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	wholeberd of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1158	alkaline warmed Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 12
1159	mirror purple narrow mariachi G-string	0		
1160	Herculean irate sombrero	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	ionized boiled handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 63
1163	ionized improved marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 32
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	bouncing maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	bouncing less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	lime green chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	purple asbestos box	0		
1173	huge linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	twirling potted cactus	0		
1179	shaking daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	narrow tulip	0		
1182	spinning Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	tumbling exotic orchid	0		
1185	jittery long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	upside-down gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	jittery lotus	0		
1189	olive can of asparagus	0		
1190	spinning red dodecapede	0		
1191	tumbling ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	huge Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	ghostly stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	skewed yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bouncing bugbear	0		
1200	rotten massive mugcake	10	crappy	
1201	huge flavorless mirror urinal cake	9	decent	
1202	massive spoiled jittery Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	10	crappy	
1203	rotten squat tumbling personalized birthday cake	3	crappy	
1204	spoiled blurry three-tiered wedding cake	3	crappy	
1205	spoiled upside-down babycakes	3	crappy	
1206	stale velvet cake	4	decent	
1207	bland green wobbly congratulatory cake	3	decent	
1208	normal angel-food cake	4	good	
1209	tasty devil's-food cake	4	awesome	
1210	diet flavorless birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1	decent	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	pulsating yellow heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	jittery Mylar balloon	0		
1216	lime green Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	narrow mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	wobbly sharpshooter's Mr. Balloon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1221	twirling balloon	0		
1222	upside-down cool Mr. Eh?	0		Moxie: +5, Softcore Only
1224	olive electrified steel shillelagh of the brute of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1225	shaking miser's experienced steel skullcap of extreme caution	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	spinning steel solitaire of dire peril of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
1227	horrifying rosy-cheeked fortified steel scarf	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
1228	shellacked sinister supercool steel slacks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	blinking frightening crafty Fonzie's steel suspenders	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
1230	Herculean pikestaff of the sewer of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
1231	frightening flame-wreathed pith helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	baleful pocketwatch of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1233	pinky ring of the empath of the sewer of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1234	knitted supercharged brainy pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	asbestos-lined wicked pendant	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	prompt hale hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +3
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	huge glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	tumbling deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	skewed yellow toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	huge Glass Balls of the Goblin King of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1245	Codpiece of the Goblin King of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
1246	blurry fortified educational rib of the Bonerdagon of dire peril	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60
1247	spinning vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	wobbly blurry chilly sharpshooter's crafty Bonerdagon necklace	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
1249	mirror chilly Boss Bat britches	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	narrow friendly energetic Boss Bat bling	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
1251	normal Knob shroomkabob	4	good	
1252	stale shroomkabob	3	decent	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	yummy blurry jumping bean burrito	3	awesome	
1255	decent jumping bean burrito	4	good	
1256	yummy huge insanely jumping bean burrito	3	awesome	
1257	flavorless small olive twirling rat scrapple	2	decent	
1258	upside-down jittery pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	smelly therapeutic traffic cone	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	distilled pulsating Hatorade	1		
1262	MacGyver's beefcake's off-hand balloon of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +7
1263	ghostly pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	twirling box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	adequate mirror gloomy mushroom	3	good	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	narrow pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	mirror hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	cyan marble wand	0		
1273	jittery ghostly wool magic lamp	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1274	dried Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	basic meat skirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	hand-crafted Otorian Battle Scar	4	EPIC	
1277	ghostly frightening basic meat kilt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	upside-down brawny meat skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	lime green meat kilt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	jittery grievous penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	careful penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	coward's yakskin skirt	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	narrow huge hardy yakskin kilt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	cyan Lo Pan's hippopotamus skirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	lion tamer's hippopotamus kilt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	teal furry skirt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	squat furry kilt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	sizzling gnauga hide skirt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	shaking sharpshooter's gnauga hide kilt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	improved mirror wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 46
1291	Jim Carey's Jekyllin hide belt	0		Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	fuchsia skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	squat gray fortified ring of adornment	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1294	bouncing dog trainer's studded ring of increase damage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +1
1295	wool ring of gain strength	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1296	wool ring of resistance	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1297	beefy ring of fire resistance	0		Muscle: +10
1298	squat ring of conflict of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
1299	healthy pirate hook	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1300	nasty monster bait	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
1301	nitrogenated ionized deodorant	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 43
1302	dry oxidized green wobbly reodorant	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 66
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	narrow doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	wobbly makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	ghostly traffic cone of the ox of dire peril	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	spinning calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	ghostly jittery funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	shaking comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	experienced Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
1313	bouncing executive Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
1314	blurry rosy-cheeked Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	skewed occult rose-colored glasses	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1316	squat facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blinking blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	skewed plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	moldy questionable taco	4	crappy	
1321	shaking Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	time helmet of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	therapeutic time trousers	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	skewed spinning banded time sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	occult Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	groovy Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1328	narrow smooth Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	boxer's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1330	pulsating wobbly Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	Cloaca-Cola helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	red spinning Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	bouncing Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	bouncing Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	bouncing Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	Annie Oakley's Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
1342	yellow picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	squat zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	double-anodized wobbly Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 24
1345	aerosolized vacuum-sealed electrified Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	quadruple-liquefied pickled blinking shaking Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 29
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	squat empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	shaking 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	blurry spinning pinky ring of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
1352	perfectly mixed maroon redrum	3	EPIC	
1353	jittery ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	spoiled bowl of oriole's nest soup	3	crappy	
1356	blinking bunny liver	0		
1357	smooth Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	awesome	
1358	mirror pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	blinking pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	pulsating greedy disembodied smile	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	mirror clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	small spoiled tofurkey leg	2	crappy	
1366	tasty tofurkey gravy	4	awesome	
1367	moldy herbal stuffing	3	crappy	
1368	tiny spoiled can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1	crappy	
1369	diet bland upside-down yams	1	decent	
1370	rosewater-soaked rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1371	Temple Grandin's gingham blouse	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1372	spinning thinker's souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Mysticality: +10
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	lime green supercharged plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	upside-down cyan twirling plastic Uncle Crimbo of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	plastic Crimbo elf of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	stiffened plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	tumbling gravedigger's plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	moist vacuum-sealed chocolate	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	bouncing length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	pulsating stuffing	0		
1386	teal felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	skewed blinking top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	gray pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	blurry teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	sizzling baleful duck-on-a-string	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	blurry doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	avaricious toy train	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	marionette of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	deadly sock monkey	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	rag doll of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	mirror prompt can of fake snow	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	clever colored-light "necklace"	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	twirling greasy tree skirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	flavorless wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	half-sized toothsome bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	immense spoiled skewed tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	7	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	frightening Unionize The Elves sign	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	jittery Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	electrified snowcone	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	flattened triple-concentrated tumbling snowcone	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	deionized snowcone	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	magnetized pickled snowcone	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	activated blinking snowcone	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	galvanized adjusted snowcone	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	jittery Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	narrow manspreader's traffic cone of incineration	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	wobbly Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	aromatic baleful ice sickle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	tumbling ice baby of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	jittery greedy ice pick	0		Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	executive dance instructor's ice skates	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	spoiled grue egg omelette	3	crappy	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	squat pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	half-sized bland mushroom	2	decent	
1433	tumbling fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	tumbling hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	teal hot stuffing	0		
1437	ghostly useless powder	0		
1438	alkaline huge purple twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 65
1439	extra-corrupted hot powder	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 65
1440	colloidal powder	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 26
1441	activated pickled tumbling powder	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 11
1442	activated cyan stench powder	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 40
1443	modified narrow cyan sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 60
1444	triple-tarnished dry twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 69
1445	wet oxidized blinking hot nuggets	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 41
1446	energized alkaline nuggets	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 50
1447	cold-filtered aerosolized nuggets	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 14
1448	galvanized dry stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 58
1449	unsweetened flattened irradiated teal sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 64
1450	distilled ghostly twinkly wad	1		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 40
1451	vaporized twirling upside-down tumbling hot wad	1		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 35
1452	boiled wobbly ghostly wad	1		
1453	altered wad	1		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 40
1454	modified narrow stench wad	1		
1455	dehydrated yellow sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	flavorless fancy Valentine's Day cake	3	decent	Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 30
1459	jittery arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	ghostly squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	blue salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	squat 25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	huge sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	mirror cyan ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	narrow union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	maroon paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	mirror lime green Oprah's rabbit's foot of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1486	olive huge massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	olive hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	twirling mirror dormouse	0		
1490	scorching chilly chopsticks	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25
1491	lime green occult rice bowl	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1492	narrow groovy ninja mop	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1493	experienced ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1494	extra-tarnished sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	rosy-cheeked traffic cone of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	drinkable fuchsia gloomy mushroom wine	3	good	
1497	lousy mushroom wine	4	decent	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	frozen adjusted quantum spinning jittery explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	double-nitrogenated activated snowcone	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	blinking ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	drinkable fortified tumbling upside-down calle de miel with a fly in it	5	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	hand-crafted purple rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	acceptable tumbling perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	drinkable blurry spinning slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bouncing bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	extremely unsafe fake hand	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	twisted mirror Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	powdered skewed mirror Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 20
1514	dried lime green spinning huge Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	diluted upside-down Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	blinking KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	blurry vampire heart	0		
1519	squat Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	scorching healthy Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	upside-down up-at-dawn miser's Radio Free Jersey	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5
1523	narrow olive bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	shaking yellow joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	pulsating diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	huge corkscrew of the pedagogue of James Dean	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	baleful grass skirt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	grass hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	resourceful grass blade	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	purple raffle prize box	0		
1536	pulsating fuchsia homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	shellacked sparkly engagement ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
1539	mirror Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	ghostly gravedigger's Grimacite goggles of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	maroon reassuring Herculean Grimacite glaive	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	savvy Grimacite greaves of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	resourceful Socratic Grimacite garter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	studded Grimacite galoshes of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	hardy Grimacite gorget of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	brainy Grimacite guayabera	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	mirror hale healthy Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20
1548	spinning ruddy shellacked Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1549	ghostly MSG	0		
1550	veiny second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
1551	tolerable blinking bottle of Domesticated Turkey	4	good	
1552	drinkable practically non-alcoholic fuchsia bottle of Definit	1	good	
1553	delicious bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	awesome	
1554	hand-crafted high-proof bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	10	EPIC	
1555	mediocre practically non-alcoholic wobbly ghostly yellow bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1	decent	
1556	weak smooth boxed champagne	2	awesome	
1557	bland special blurry kumquat	4	decent	Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 50
1558	half-sized moldy tangerine	2	crappy	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	stale immense skewed cocktail onion	7	decent	
1561	gigantic spoiled raspberry	9	crappy	
1562	flavorless kiwi	3	decent	
1563	weak hand-crafted skewed whiskey bittersweet	2	EPIC	
1564	acceptable mimosette	4	good	
1565	practically non-alcoholic aged bouncing tequila sunset	1	awesome	
1566	smooth zmobie	3	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	tolerable practically non-alcoholic gin and tonic	1	good	
1568	tolerable practically non-alcoholic vodka and tonic	1	good	
1569	lousy practically non-alcoholic vodka gibson	1	decent	
1570	smooth weak blinking gibson	2	awesome	
1571	bad mirror parisian cathouse	4	decent	
1572	delicious jittery rabbit punch	3	awesome	
1573	drinkable weak upside-down caipifruta	2	good	
1574	tolerable teqiwila	3	good	
1575	tolerable Divine	3	good	
1576	fortified smooth skewed blurry Gordon Bennett	5	awesome	
1577	acceptable narrow tangarita	4	good	
1578	watered-down drinkable jittery mandarina colada	2	good	
1579	drinkable gimlet	4	good	
1580	weak bad brick road	2	decent	
1581	lousy watered-down vodka stratocaster	2	decent	
1582	drinkable Neuromancer	4	good	
1583	tolerable green prussian cathouse	4	good	
1584	bad Mae West	3	decent	
1585	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Mon Tiki	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1586	bad teqiwila slammer	4	decent	
1587	adequate spinning Knob lo mein	4	good	
1588	huge flavorless asparagus lo mein	6	decent	
1589	flavorless thick fancy Knoll lo mein	5	decent	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 20
1590	moldy thick squat blinking lo mein	5	crappy	
1591	stale olive lo mein	4	decent	
1592	flavorless hot hi mein	4	decent	
1593	stale narrow hi mein	3	decent	
1594	moldy hi mein	3	crappy	
1595	half-sized stale blurry tumbling hi mein	2	decent	
1596	normal special sleazy hi mein	4	good	Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 40
1597	mirror fireproof Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	double-paned Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	delicious weak tangarita with a fly in it	2	awesome	
1601	fortified acceptable mandarina colada with a fly in it	5	good	
1602	boozy bad enchanted prussian cathouse with a fly in it	5	decent	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 45
1603	acceptable Mae West with a fly in it	3	good	
1604	denatured astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	vaporized blurry ultimate wad	1		
1607	corrupted libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 13
1608	colloidal twirling blurry eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 64
1609	tarnished perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 69
1610	boiled upside-down ghostly green eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 51
1611	enhanced potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
1612	magnetized wet pulsating huge blue concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39
1613	stiffened coffin lid	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1614	Temple Grandin's satin shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1615	Oprah's Cerebral Cloche	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	rock-hard Cerebral Culottes	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	blurry electrified studded slick Cerebral Crossbow	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	huge astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	pressed ionized shaking astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	chilled twirling blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	ionized blurry green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	moist improved jittery orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	triple-altered blue blurry purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	boiled ionized pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	bouncing executive raspberry beret	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	blinking cyan nasty pixel shield	0		Stench Damage: +5
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	ghostly Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	drinkable purple around the world	3	good	
1635	bouncing scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	spinning Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	dry mirror lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 49
1638	polymerized twirling lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 39
1639	oxidized polarized lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 42
1640	dry blue lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 13
1641	polarized narrow lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 25
1642	delicious Grimacite Bock	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	bland enchanted spinning wedge of gray cheese	3	decent	Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	blinking milk of magnesium	0		
1651	decent snack-sized foie gras	2	good	
1652	enhanced electrified blinking candy brain	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	gravedigger's stanky steel-toed jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	asbestos-lined hale wad of Crovacite	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
1655	lion tamer's manspreader's collar	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
1656	bouncing White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	teal twirling vibrating Radio KoL Keychain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1662	forbidden Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1663	Radio KoL Flashlight of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1664	Radio KoL Maracas of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1665	fuchsia tumbling zippy Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Initiative: +20
1666	Radio KoL Patch of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1667	upside-down lion tamer's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1668	rosewater-soaked star boomerang	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1669	skewed Fonzie's star stiletto	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1670	spinning fraudwort	0		
1671	narrow tumbling shysterweed	0		
1672	huge swindleblossom	0		
1673	personal trainer's grave robbing shovel of horror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1674	friendly superhero mask	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	huge ore	0		
1676	yellow styrofoam ore	0		
1677	ghostly bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	huge pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	chilly hardened sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5
1680	savvy staff of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
1681	huge red Jack Frost's bubblewrap sword of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25
1682	Oprah's ruddy bubblewrap staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1683	purple nippy sinister bubblewrap crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10
1684	fireproof greasy styrofoam sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1685	electrified slick styrofoam staff	0		Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1686	ghostly bouncing auspicious stanky styrofoam crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	tumbling educational stylish crossbow	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +1
1689	olive skewed careful ribbon	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	blurry gravedigger's occult discarded bottlecap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	spinning frosty discarded torn-up glove of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	extra-quantum salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 28
1693	quadruple-colloidal double-concentrated huge eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
1694	ionized Frogade	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 41
1695	moist papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 17
1696	huge decent royal jelly taco	8	good	
1697	miniature bland tofu taco	2	decent	
1698	moldy blue jumping bean taco	4	crappy	
1699	normal blinking catgut taco	4	good	
1700	bite-sized bland tumbling goat cheese taco	1	decent	
1701	stale narrow pr0n taco	4	decent	
1702	alkaline alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 28
1703	spinning Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	huge shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	inspector's sword of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
1707	crafty flypaper staff of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1708	Jeselnik's Da Vinci's grease gun of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
1709	chilly experienced strapping sword of static	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +5
1710	skewed double-paned frosty wiffle-flail of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
1711	blue narrow grievous Samson's bubble bauble bow of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1712	knitted steel-toed banded Frost™ brand sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +3
1713	lightning-fast zippy squeaky staff	0		Initiative: 60
1714	frightening electrified baleful can cannon	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1715	arcane researcher's starchy sword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1716	lightning-fast starchy staff	0		Initiative: +40
1717	starchy crossbow of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1718	pulsating rosewater-soaked sharpshooter's pestoblade	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
1719	mirror steel-toed sinister poutine pole	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9
1720	wobbly crafty padded curdflinger	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10
1721	rosewater-soaked smartaleck's muculent machete	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3
1722	squat spinning fireproof grievous glistening staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
1723	lightning-fast knitted repeating crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	ghostly sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	narrow sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	mirror weightlifter's dense meat sword	0		Muscle: +15
1729	miser's dense meat staff	0		Meat Drop: +10
1730	skewed olive electrified dense meat crossbow	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1731	stylish brainy beefcake's Spirit Precipice	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25
1732	foul-smelling scorching smoldering staff of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
1733	lightning-fast scandalous thinker's hot cross bow	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
1734	chaotic sword behind inappropriate prepositions of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Alters Page Text
1735	up-at-dawn meatspout staff of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5
1736	frosty wicked dance instructor's carob cannon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1737	tumbling stanky razor-sharp shuddersword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1738	censurious Lo Pan's supercool hairy staff	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1739	frightening electrified projectile icemaker of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1740	miser's strapping buffalo blade of the glutton	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100
1741	rosewater-soaked Da Vinci's cheesestick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +3
1742	double-paned personal trainer's potato pistol	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +5
1743	maroon foul-smelling savory sword	0		Stench Damage: +10
1744	bouncing boxer's savory staff	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1745	huge zippy savory crossbow	0		Initiative: +20
1746	frightening Super Magic Power Sword X of the dark arts of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1747	prompt smartaleck's soylent staff	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Adventures: +3
1748	reassuring goulauncher of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	scandalous Gnollish pie server	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1751	Samson's Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1752	rosy-cheeked Knob Goblin spatula	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1753	skewed chaotic jack flapper	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1754	maroon filthy pestle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1755	slick Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Moxie: +10
1756	twirling lion tamer's huge spoon	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1757	huge huge executive pizza cutter	0		Meat Drop: +40
1758	huge nippy star spatula	0		Cold Damage: +10
1759	wizardly foon of fulmination of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50
1760	wobbly Annie Oakley's experienced foon of frigidity	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1761	tumbling boxer's foon of foulness of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
1762	Jeselnik's razor-sharp foon of fearfulness	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
1763	twirling manspreader's foon of fleshiness of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +100
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	narrow pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	spinning mirror Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	flavorless fricasseed brains	4	decent	
1770	fancy stale tiny brains casserole	1	decent	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 25
1771	butcherknife of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1772	frosty corn holder	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1773	tumbling eggbeater of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1774	practically non-alcoholic drinkable fancy bouncing bottle of popskull	1	good	Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 25
1775	spinning cool dishrag	0		Moxie: +5
1776	moldy half-sized stale baguette	2	crappy	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	bland snack-sized dinner	2	decent	
1779	green wool katana	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Synergetic
1780	personal trainer's ram stick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1781	upside-down extremely unsafe enchantlers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	foul-smelling thinker's ram-battering staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +10
1783	bland crazy Turkish delight	4	decent	
1784	upside-down Jack Frost's Snow Queen Crown of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	family-friendly manspreader's ga-ga radio of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	oxidized dry dry upside-down bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 34
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	distilled artisanal Ram's Face Lager	5	EPIC	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	jittery wobbly arcane researcher's Travoltan trousers of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	blurry family-friendly frosty pool cue	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1794	oxidized pickled fuchsia shaking handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 65
1795	Counterclockwise Watch of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	maroon bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	pulsating misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	teal pile of animal bones	0		
1799	ghostly maroon animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	squat animal jawbone	0		
1802	olive blurry first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	upside-down second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	pulsating third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	blinking olive fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	pulsating first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	blinking second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	red squat fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	wobbly fuchsia sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	skewed seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	mirror tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	teal eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	purple first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	spinning second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	upside-down fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	narrow fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	yellow second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	teal seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	green eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	cyan ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	huge fuchsia left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	mirror left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	blurry left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	squat bouncing left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	tumbling left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	squat right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	skewed right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	bouncing right seventh rib	0		
1858	bouncing yellow right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	narrow right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	mirror right humerus	0		
1870	pulsating upside-down left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	red right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	wobbly right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	tumbling mirror right tibia	0		
1878	fuchsia pulsating left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	bouncing right kneecap	0		
1882	spinning left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	jittery left fourth front claw	0		
1886	blinking right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	blinking right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	pulsating left thumb	0		
1891	blurry right thumb	0		
1892	twirling left first rear claw	0		
1893	wobbly left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	ghostly right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	mirror bouncing right third rear claw	0		
1899	twirling right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	hale 1-ball	0		Maximum HP: +20
1901	wobbly 2-ball of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25
1902	hale smartaleck's 3-ball	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20
1903	scorching electrified 4-ball	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1904	fireproof 5-ball of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3
1905	wobbly blinking grievous 6-ball of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1906	7-ball of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	skewed dangerous brawny stylish clockwork sword	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10
1911	mirror miser's perfumed therapeutic clockwork staff	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1912	fuchsia skewed gravedigger's wicked clockwork crossbow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	squat maroon clockwork rod	0		
1915	gray clockwork shank	0		
1916	jittery Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	curative wakizashi	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	blurry roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	skewed KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	greaves of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	mirror MacGyver's occult helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	ribald arcane researcher's spear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Breakable
1932	shield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Breakable
1933	narrow skewed wool pitchfork	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1934	dance instructor's broken sword	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1935	shaking quilted snarling wolf shield	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Synergetic
1936	narrow lupine sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Synergetic
1937	razor-sharp snake shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Synergetic
1938	experienced serpentine sword	0		Experience: +2, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	electrified 9-ball of the blizzard of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1941	Lo Pan's Newton's seal pendant	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	family-friendly Da Vinci's turtle brooch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	twirling Temple Grandin's noodle ring of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	foul-smelling saucepan earring of horror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	dog trainer's Jim Carey's disco ball pendant	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	accordion pin of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	twirling purple occult beefcake's worn tophat	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	squat dangerous tap shoes of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
1949	decent half-sized Manetwich	2	good	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	strong artisanal red bottle of Pinot Renoir	5	EPIC	
1952	flavorless desiccated apricot	3	decent	
1953	mediocre strong bouncing flute of flat champagne	5	decent	
1954	tasty dehydrated caviar	3	awesome	
1955	mirror fuchsia styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	artisanal snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	EPIC	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	ghostly pulsating inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	yellow scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	blurry can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	tarnished cold-filtered spinning Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
1963	dance card	0		
1964	shaking greasy opera mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked Amulet of Yendor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	shaking blurry bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	twirling nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	teal shaking plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	mirror ribald horrifying shrimp fork	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
1973	gray half of a memo	0		
1974	blurry cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	yellow pulsating gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	tumbling sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	yellow mirror scary death orb	0		
1986	pulsating mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	mirror mirror yo-yo	0		
1991	squat rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	spinning rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	blurry rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	shaking left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	upside-down The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	squat Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	blurry The Snake trading card	0		
2011	pulsating Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	bouncing Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	spinning diamond necklace	0		
2017	lime green spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	super-sized spoiled cherry pie	5	crappy	
2021	spoiled snack-sized strawberry pie	2	crappy	
2022	gigantic bland shaking lemon meringue pie	8	decent	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	
2024	rotten gigantic spinning mixed wildflower greens	8	crappy	
2025	bite-sized spoiled fuchsia handful of walnuts	1	crappy	
2026	stale nutty organic salad	3	decent	
2027	small flavorless super salad	2	decent	
2028	huge toothsome tofu wonton	7	awesome	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	greasy Lockenstock™ sandals of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2031	jittery boxer's didgeridooka	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2032	careful therapeutic bullet-proof corduroys	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	huge studded round sunglasses	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
2034	cyan mirror thinker's wicker shield	0		Mysticality: +10
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	altered radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 65
2037	unsweetened pickled dry huge narrow olive wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 44
2038	extra-pickled tumbling ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 17
2039	ghostly x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	purple ferret bait	0		
2042	narrow exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	flavorless special brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4	decent	Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 40
2046	immense normal upside-down frat brats	7	good	
2047	decent knob ka-bobs	3	good	
2049	perfectly mixed weak can of Swiller	2	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	boiled ghostly adder bladder	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 26
2057	twirling pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	corrupted galvanized Black No. 2	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 22
2060	ribald frightening sword	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
2061	cyan upside-down helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	pulsating squat padded beefy shield	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +20
2063	huge yummy blackberry	10	awesome	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	thinker's kick-ass kicks of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	blurry sizzling beer helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	olive gravedigger's dog trainer's distressed denim pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	shaking perforated battle paddle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2072	blurry Sinatra's flashing novelty button of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Candy Drop: +100
2073	blinking MacGyver's studded glowstick	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	crafty anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Maximum MP: +10
2075	ghostly spandex anniversary shorts of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	supercool jar of anniversary jam	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2077	coward's bucket of anniversary lard	0		Monster Level: -20
2078	healthy anniversary concrete fedora	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	lime green shaking avaricious electrified makeshift turban	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	tumbling stanky makeshift cape	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2081	bouncing coward's makeshift skirt	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	yellow makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	vaporized bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	altered bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	denatured fuchsia blinking tube of hair oil	1		
2088	pickled Vulcanized Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 28
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	wool ruddy dangerous pilgrim shield of the bloodbag of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	shaking bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	twirling shellacked hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2094	adequate bite-sized bouncing ballroom blintz	1	good	
2095	towel	0		
2096	diluted guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	scandalous 17-ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2098	bouncing filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	upside-down greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	wobbly empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	spinning coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	skewed rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	blinking leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	blue occult wheel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	narrow spinning yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	maroon prehistoric spear of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	lime green stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	extremely unsafe fire of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	twirling leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	boxer's Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2121	strapping ASCII shirt	0		Muscle: +5
2122	jittery banded smooth safety vest	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +100
2123	huge energetic eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2125	mirror clever Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Maximum MP: +20
2126	lime green veiny deadly bronze breastplate	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10
2127	Jim Carey's beefy hat hacker T-shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +25
2128	upside-down vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	steel-toed killer rag doll	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	clever incredibly marionette	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	squat dangerous mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	squat alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	greasy vampire duck-on-a-string of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	padded toy crazy train	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	green toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	blinking teal block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	spoiled frank	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	snack-sized decent plate of franks and beans	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	acceptable shot of blackberry schnapps	3	good	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	teal carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	red ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	tumbling yellow Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	blinking quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	spinning cyan computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	ghostly wobbly atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	fuchsia ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	curative wicked toy ray gun	0		Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	narrow purple Van der Graaf toy space helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	scorching ruddy astronaut pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	knitted toy jet pack	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	blue smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	beefcake's obsidian dagger	0		Muscle: +25
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	shaking amulet	0		
2181	teal shaking chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	pulsating ghostly Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	mirror Lo Pan's Kiss the Knob apron	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	squat flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	tolerable flask of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	normal gray candy stake	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	artisanal eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	moldy unspeakable fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	huge stale gingerbread horror	8	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	ionized twirling but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	flavorless bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	adequate massive skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	7	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	normal tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	huge banded plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	plastic yuletide troll of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	nasty plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	plastic Crimboween pentagram of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	Usain Bolt's plastic Scream Queen	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	spinning teal time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	Samson's Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	tumbling MacGyver's bobble-hip hula elf doll of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	greedy Crimbo ukulele	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	pulsating toasty supercool Tiki lighter	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	brawny deck of tropical cards of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	resourceful tropical paperweight of terror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	bouncing maroon jittery tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	lime green tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	banded Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	Tropical Crimbo Shorts of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	half-sized bland super ka-bob	2	decent	
2218	toothsome snack-sized beer basted brat	2	awesome	
2219	shellacked Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	nitrogenated quadruple-ionized and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	wobbly Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	savvy sage liar's pants	0		Mysticality Percent: 30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	frightening Sinatra's juggler's balls	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	fuchsia beefcake's pink shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	blue squat familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	nasty deadly evil eyeball pendant	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	double-polarized green arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	extra-alkaline galvanized cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	adjusted triple-corrupted spinning toad horn	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	red smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	gray bow tie of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Clowniness: 75
2234	calavera concertina of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Song Duration: 7
2235	Jeselnik's manspreader's ratarang	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
2236	nitrogenated aerosolized blurry turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 38
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	yellow educational pygmy nose-bone	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
2239	squat occult dance instructor's bad voodoo mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	olive bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	family-friendly pygmy spear	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2242	alkaline spinning pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 16
2243	healthy Sinatra's headhunter necktie	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2244	jittery Usain Bolt's quilted pointed stick	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +80
2245	double-paned knobby helmet turtle	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	coward's knobby kneepads	0		Monster Level: -20
2247	sewer turtle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2248	upside-down razor-sharp Samson's sebaceous shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2249	mirror double-paned skeletortoise	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	grievous box turtle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2252	ghostly narrow electrified box turtle	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2253	olive Lo Pan's occult bottlecap turtle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2254	pulsating family-friendly supercharged brawny bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	chilly furry turtle	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	squat Sherlock's furry earmuffs	0		Item Drop: +25
2257	bouncing prompt reinforced furry underpants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3
2258	shaking olive "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	skewed hard rock candy	0		
2261	spinning hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	spoiled bite-sized mirror stunt nuts	1	crappy	
2265	jumbo toothsome bouncing wobbly wet stew	5	awesome	
2266	mirror wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	fuchsia twirling sage Staff of Fats	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2269	half-sized special flavorless sausage wonton	2	decent	Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 40
2270	smelly clever belt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2271	drinkable bouncing bottle of Merlot	4	good	
2272	perfectly mixed bottle of Port	3	EPIC	
2273	lousy bottle of Pinot Noir	3	decent	
2274	smooth red bottle of Zinfandel	4	awesome	
2275	tolerable teal bottle of Marsala	3	good	
2276	mediocre bottle of Muscat	4	decent	
2277	gray Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	wobbly Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	yellow huge Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	Annie Oakley's seal-skull helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	narrow chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	skewed groovy glowstick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	upside-down paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	lime green wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	huge Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	tumbling marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	squat wobbly boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	narrow spinning fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	boiled candy heart	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	wet gray pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	polarized double-frozen red candy heart	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	electrified deionized olive candy heart	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	liquefied pickled candy heart	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	oxidized altered candy heart	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pulsating pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	upside-down candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	jittery candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	blinking candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	blurry candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	mirror carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	twirling worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	wobbly worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	mirror headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	warmed nitrogenated mirror blinking can of paint	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 26
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	narrow chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	wobbly bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	yummy squat Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	awesome	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	squat fuchsia Jim Carey's pipe of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25
2337	frosty reinforced beaded headband	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	decent pudding	4	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong olive twirling Blackfly Chardonnay	6	EPIC	
2340	perfectly mixed red & tan	3	EPIC	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	moldy cyan skewed blurry forest cake	3	crappy	
2343	tasty yellow forest ham	4	awesome	
2344	polymerized frozen pulsating filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 38
2345	polymerized filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 11
2346	super-ionized skewed filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 63
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	mirror beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	wobbly fire poi of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +20, Food Drop: +100
2353	auspicious bejeweled pledge pin	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2354	pulsating communications windchimes	0		
2355	Vulcanized henna face paint	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 23
2356	flattened ionized tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 28
2357	shaking shaking avaricious nippy Gaia beads	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	skewed clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	jittery scorching hale hippy medical kit	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2362	dog trainer's Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2363	sharpshooter's longhaired hippy wig of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	double-paned Zim Merman's guitar	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2365	upside-down resourceful C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Maximum MP: +50
2366	frosty peel hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	educational flowing hippy skirt	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	huge smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	stale huge spinning banana	7	decent	
2374	narrow gray banana peel	0		
2375	bland jittery banana cream pie	3	decent	
2376	artisanal shaking banana daiquiri	3	EPIC	
2377	mediocre bungle in the jungle	3	decent	
2378	skewed banana spritzer	0		
2379	frozen wobbly banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 21
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	bouncing class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	pulsating class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	brainy keg shield of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2387	finger of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2388	scorching strapping war tongs	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +25
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	tumbling miser's asbestos apron	0		Meat Drop: +10
2391	ribald beaten-up Chucks	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2392	upside-down natty ascot of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2393	Herculean wreath of laurels of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	supercharged Danglin' Chad's loincloth of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	cool tube sock	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
2396	squat narrow chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	toasty energy drink IV	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2399	thinker's Elmley shades of the storm	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	Tesla veiny beer bong	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	spinning jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	huge worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	gray billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	red broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	teal triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	bounty-hunting helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	zippy bounty-hunting rifle	0		Initiative: +20
2418	squat bounty-hunting pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	electrified deionized blinking cyan bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 20
2420	magnetized huge maroon teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 20
2421	anodized triple-moist bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 50
2422	denatured wet unsweetened huge irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 50
2423	modified Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 68
2424	liquefied tarnished blurry cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 51
2425	extra-aerosolized can of spinach	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 68
2426	dry wet blinking fire flower	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 39
2427	double-quantum bouncing freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 41
2428	enhanced fake blood	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 63
2429	double-moist Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 23
2430	denatured bag of lard	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 29
2431	alkaline aerosolized bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 39
2432	concentrated electrified SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 11
2433	aerosolized polarized vacuum-sealed bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 43
2434	extra-anodized dry olive eyedrops	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 27
2435	aerosolized enhanced narrow Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
2436	warmed double-cold-filtered non-concentrated donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 46
2437	squat wobbly New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	mirror unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	nasty Socratic pink glowstick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	mediocre weak Supernova Champagne	2	decent	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	fuchsia bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	cyan blinking six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	spinning empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	slick goatskin umbrella	0		Moxie: +10
2452	aromatic padded wool hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	ghostly manspreader's Sinatra's belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2455	resourceful bar whip	0		Maximum MP: +50
2456	squat lime green arcane researcher's barskin buckler	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2457	blurry censurious whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2458	weightlifter's barskin loincloth	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	tighty whiteys of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	manspreader's yak toupee	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	low-calorie moldy twirling bowl of Bounty-Os	1	crappy	
2465	watered-down lousy Oreille Divisée brandy	2	decent	
2466	ghostly pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	pulsating ghostly suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	spinning bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	bouncing stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	huge yellow up-at-dawn brawny clown wig	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	clownskin belt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Clowniness: 50
2477	bouncing spinning clownskin buckler of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2478	squat banded clown whip	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Clowniness: 50
2479	mirror demon skin	0		
2480	yellow demon-horned hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	smartaleck's demon buckler	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2482	flame-wreathed sizzling dog trainer's demon whip	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2483	shaking green frightening barskin cloak	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2484	hardened Sinatra's snakeskin duster	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3
2485	rosewater-soaked hale clownskin harness	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 50
2486	gray censurious demonskin jacket of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
2487	green padded hipposkin poncho	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2488	rosewater-soaked yak anorak	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2489	tuxedo shirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2490	tumbling sage gnauga hide vest of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100
2491	wobbly shirt kit	0		
2492	skewed tumbling tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	blurry blue mansplainer's smooth Necrotelicomnicon	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15
2495	dance instructor's Cookbook of the Damned of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +50
2496	pulsating fortified smartaleck's Sinful Desires	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60
2497	spinning molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	pulsating pulsating molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	squat molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	narrow precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	cyan beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	blurry Socratic beach glass necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2509	Sherlock's peace-sign necklace	0		Item Drop: +25
2510	yellow experienced round sunglasses of horror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	wobbly occult spark plug earring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25
2514	olive personal trainer's woven baling wire bracelets of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +20
2515	friendly groovy gearbox necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
2516	bouncing Herculean wrench bracelet of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2517	spinning zippy chain necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +20
2518	fortified sawblade shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2519	lousy McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4	decent	
2520	practically non-alcoholic delicious melted Jell-o shot	1	awesome	
2521	irresponsibly strong acceptable cruelty-free wine	7	good	
2522	mediocre thistle wine	4	decent	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	stale fish	3	decent	
2526	rotten fish casserole	3	crappy	
2527	decent miniature fish lasagna	2	good	
2528	mirror filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	jumbo normal green gnatloaf	5	good	
2530	toothsome upside-down gnatloaf casserole	4	awesome	
2531	snack-sized moldy gnat lasagna	2	crappy	
2532	pork	0		
2533	decent thick pork chop sandwiches	5	good	
2534	bland pork casserole	4	decent	
2535	miniature tasty spinning narrow pork lasagna	2	awesome	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	bouncing organs	0		
2539	supercool Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	blurry Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	activated tarnished polymerized lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed Vulcanized twirling tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	electrified unsweetened begpwnia	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	oxidized blinking upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	chilled narrow half-orchid	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	pulsating rosy-cheeked tin star of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	curative shellacked outrageous sombrero	0		Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	zippy coward's "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	purple ghostly Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	bouncing vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	bouncing turtle chain	0		
2554	maroon distilled seal blood	0		
2555	blinking high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	rosy-cheeked healthy brainy Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: 50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	Squeezebox of the Ages of Calamity Jane of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	chaotic medical-grade Chelonian Morningstar	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	upside-down sinister Hammer of Smiting of doom	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	squat toasty Herculean 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	crafty banded Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	shaking blue bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	wobbly Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	Vulcanized dry ant agonist	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 65
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	wobbly ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	bouncing ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	fuchsia huge honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	inspector's flame-wreathed cactus quill	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
2578	Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's Staff of the Short Order Cook of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2579	adequate cactus fruit	3	good	
2580	blinking inspector's toasty scorpion whip	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	normal centipede eggs	4	good	
2584	Sherlock's wonderwall shield	0		Item Drop: +25
2585	olive wholesome Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2586	asbestos-lined General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2587	blue extremely unsafe Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2588	mirror frosty Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2589	bite-sized bland hot date	1	decent	
2590	fortified artisanal distilled fortified wine	5	EPIC	
2591	huge bland tasty tart	7	decent	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	stale Knob pasty	3	decent	
2594	enchanted irresponsibly strong artisanal thermos full of Knob coffee	6	EPIC	Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 10
2595	dry gray Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 53
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	bouncing leathery bat skin	0		
2598	squat leathery rat skin	0		
2599	shaking Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	flame-wreathed Rosewater's Staff of the Midnight Snack of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2602	horrifying hardy Staff of Blood and Pudding of terror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	healthy Tuesday's ruby	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	tumbling squat stanky palm-frond whip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2608	mirror palm-frond net	0		
2609	Lo Pan's quilted palm-frond capris	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	reassuring extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	palm-frond cloak of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	narrow rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	decent bouncing savoy truffle	3	good	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	Iiti Kitty phone charm of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	bland half-sized squat unidentified jerky	2	decent	
2621	twirling blurry lightning-fast auspicious nasty rat mask	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	censurious mansplainer's ratskin belt	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2623	up-at-dawn supercool rattail whip	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +5
2624	Oprah's Socratic bat hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	twirling greedy mansplainer's bat whip	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +20
2626	skewed manspreader's extremely unsafe bat-ass jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10
2627	sage catskin cap of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	occult catskin buckler of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Booze Drop: +100
2629	energetic tail o' nine cats of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	frozen gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 30
2632	dry squat mother's helper	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 15
2633	double-paned pat-a-cake pendant of the detective	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	blurry really thick bandage	0		
2636	squat forbidden mummy mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	electrified gauze shorts of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	huge gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	wobbly cherry soda	0		
2640	Temple Grandin's careful greaves	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	jittery wool medical-grade cowboy hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	Jim Carey's Newton's Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +25
2643	blurry gravedigger's happiness	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2644	bouncing feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	twirling fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	blurry nippy Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	bland half-sized wobbly S.T.L.T.	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	stale blinking honey-dew	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	weak artisanal Xanadian	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	unsweetened shaking bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	Annie Oakley's Drowsy Sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2657	jumbo flavorless escargotsicle	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	acceptable bottle of realpagne	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	beefy albatross necklace	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	boiled green pulsating not-a-pipe	1	crappy	Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	practically non-alcoholic acceptable flask of Amontillado	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	huge blinking ball mask of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	Can-Can skirt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	activated sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	nitrogenated nitrogenated bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	vacuum-sealed energized bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	polarized wobbly spiky collar	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	altered pulsating red huge can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	denatured upside-down patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	dried jittery green Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	mediocre weak purple shot of nepenthe schnapps	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	green library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	narrow Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	irradiated tarnished teal bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	vaporized handful of moss	1		
2676	pickled bit-o-cactus	1		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 40
2677	compressed protein powder	1		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 20
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	nitrogenated Vulcanized spinning sparkler	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 15
2680	irradiated snake	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 64, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	polarized M-242	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 50
2682	tumbling detuned radio	0		
2683	green Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	lion tamer's supercharged armgun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2
2685	blue spinning seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	shaking veiny educational sage dreadlock whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +10
2689	beer-a-pult of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2690	blue Jim Carey's padded cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25
2691	thick normal handful of nuts and berries	5	good	
2692	driftwood sculpture of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2693	blurry personal trainer's massive sitar of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2694	pulsating prompt coward's smartaleck's stone baseball cap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	perfectly mixed cup of beer	3	EPIC	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	jittery duct tape wallet	0		
2699	padded smooth duct tape shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20
2700	blurry lime green Van der Graaf duct tape fedora of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	frightening duct tape sword of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2702	horrifying weightlifter's duct tape dockers	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	padded duct tape buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	blinking supercharged blackberry slippers of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2706	ghostly foul-smelling blackberry moccasins of the pedagogue of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2707	greedy nippy Van der Graaf blackberry combat boots	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2708	quadruple-irradiated skewed funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 32
2709	huge exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	huge cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	energized tumbling facepaint	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 69
2712	pressed pressed aerosolized sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 36
2713	quadruple-deionized bouncing Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 44
2714	narrow floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	squat lion tamer's shellacked quilted battered hubcap	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2
2717	asbestos-lined coward's steel-toed hood ornament	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +5
2718	squat spare kidney	0		
2719	pulsating maroon avaricious Tesla beefcake's hand-carved bokken	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2720	twirling blinking Jim Carey's therapeutic hand-carved bow of incineration	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2721	up-at-dawn auspicious Temple Grandin's hand-carved staff	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5
2722	shaking flame-retardant wholesome steel-toed Staff of the Greasefire of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5
2723	aromatic supercharged Staff of the Grand Flambé of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
2724	flavorless miniature blue bowl of rye sprouts	2	decent	
2725	bland half-sized cob of corn	2	decent	
2726	rotten juniper berries	3	crappy	
2727	rotten half-sized blurry gray plum	2	crappy	
2728	enchanted delicious olive pear	3	awesome	Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 45
2729	super-sized decent tumbling peach	5	good	
2730	hand-crafted high-proof plum wine	8	EPIC	
2731	hand-crafted enchanted weak shot of pear schnapps	2	EPIC	Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 40
2732	acceptable weak shot of peach schnapps	2	good	
2733	fancy moldy blinking bunch of square grapes	3	crappy	Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 35
2734	immense spoiled pulsating brown sugar cane	6	crappy	
2735	flavorless sandwich of the gods	3	decent	
2736	irresponsibly strong artisanal maroon Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	8	EPIC	
2737	powdered bouncing maroon leopard-print barbell	1	crappy	
2738	wobbly pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	altered energized spinning panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 15
2740	Usain Bolt's quilted Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +80
2741	perfectly mixed boilermaker	4	EPIC	
2742	stale steel lasagna	3	quest	
2743	aged steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	altered steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 30
2745	nitrogenated enhanced gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 41
2746	liquefied non-polarized blurry extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 23
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	upside-down Rosewater's furniture dolly	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
2749	scorching chilly coward's Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25
2750	gravedigger's Da Vinci's Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2751	blurry wobbly crafty Lead Zeta of Chastity of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2752	MacGyver's steel-toed Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2753	twirling cyan miser's grievous Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2754	skewed crafty Nickel Gamma of Frugality of doom	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2755	rosewater-soaked ribald Iron Beta of Industry	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2756	hale Copper Alpha of Sincerity of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2757	Jack Frost's Socratic Red Balloon of Valor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2758	miser's reassuring Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2759	twirling aromatic Blue Diamond of Honesty of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2760	smooth Green Clover of Justice of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2761	teal therapeutic beefy Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2762	red narrow Herculean brainy Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
2763	wholesome boxer's Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2764	gray energetic Rosewater's savvy Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2765	tumbling Harold's bell	0		
2766	huge upside-down jittery maroon bowling ball	0		
2767	spoiled ghostly Crimbo pie	4	crappy	
2768	gigantic normal pear tart	10	good	
2769	moldy peach pie	4	crappy	
2770	dry chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 17
2771	corrupted adjusted handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 65
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	fuchsia glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	wobbly banded filigreed hamethyst earring of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +20
2778	executive Newton's filigreed hamethyst necklace of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2779	tumbling narrow wool filigreed hamethyst ring of James Dean of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2780	reassuring grievous Samson's baconstone earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2781	beefcake's baconstone necklace of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2782	upside-down zippy avaricious auspicious baconstone ring	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2783	toasty pulled porquoise earring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5
2784	spinning stiffened pulled porquoise pendant of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2785	jittery Usain Bolt's coward's pulled porquoise ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2786	shellacked supercool Earring of Fire	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2787	inspector's aromatic Pendant of Fire	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2788	friendly steel-toed Ring of Fire	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2789	nippy Ice-Cold Beerring of terror	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2790	jittery hardy Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2791	shaking healthy Ice-Cold Beer Ring of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2792	flame-retardant Unspeakable Earring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2793	inspector's forbidden Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2794	flame-retardant The Ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2795	electrified Nose Ring of Putrescence of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2796	upside-down censurious therapeutic Putrid Pendant	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2797	Ring of the Sewer Snake of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2798	Newton's Mudflap-Girl Earring of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2799	mirror greedy fortified Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2800	executive beefy Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	skewed flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	corrupted ghostly vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 54
2805	energized wobbly vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 44
2806	corrupted squat vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 13
2807	ionized upside-down blinking tumbling flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 13
2808	oxidized triple-pickled wobbly flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 26
2809	aerosolized spinning flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 16
2810	deionized jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 22
2811	concentrated jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 63
2812	dry jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 29
2813	Socratic beefy Beret	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	purple manspreader's Bludgeon of the pedagogue of James Dean	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +10, Brimstone
2815	lion tamer's sharpshooter's deadly Bunker	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Brimstone
2816	manspreader's occult Boxers of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	dog trainer's Newton's savvy Brooch	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	pulsating foul-smelling Temple Grandin's Bracelet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	reassuring Grimacite gasmask of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	maroon narrow Herculean boxer's Grimacite gat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	boxer's Grimacite gaiters of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	greedy manspreader's Grimacite gauntlets	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	Sherlock's curative Grimacite go-go boots	0		Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	yellow spinning Grimacite girdle of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Grimacite gown of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	purple executive stanky groovy Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	upside-down loaded dice	0		
2829	jittery green really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	flavorless skewed digital key lime pie	4	decent	
2833	flavorless skewed yellow star key lime pie	3	decent	
2834	gravedigger's dance instructor's bottle-rocket crossbow of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	huge chaotic indie comic hipster glasses	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	spinning mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	supercool glowstick of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	skewed hardy Periodical Paintbrush	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only
2840	artisanal enchanted squat bottle of cooking sherry	3	EPIC	Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 5
2841	moldy miniature packet of ketchup	2	crappy	
2842	perfectly mixed weak accidental cider	2	EPIC	
2843	decent tumbling dire fudgesicle	3	good	
2844	blinking smelly vibrating navel ring of navel gazing of the scaredy-cat of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	shaking coward's Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Monster Level: -20
2848	ghostly Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	fancy delicious moonberry wine cooler	3	awesome	Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 25
2851	decent immense fine aged cheddarwurst	6	good	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	nippy huge mosquito proboscis of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10
2856	tarnished fuchsia swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 42
2857	chilled frozen seegar butt	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 53
2858	bouncing cyan bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	blurry witch wart of the brute of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2860	moldy diet bouncing swamp muck	1	crappy	
2861	rock-hard experienced leechknife of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +100
2862	skewed decomposed boot	0		
2863	non-pickled boiled skewed dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 43
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	huge occult wizardly beaver spear	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25
2866	skewed rosewater-soaked shamanic beads of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
2867	wobbly energetic dilapidated wizard hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	liquefied alkaline pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 35
2869	alkaline pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 28
2870	double-alkaline altered gray pirate tract	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 17
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	resourceful weightlifter's plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50
2873	maroon mirror Annie Oakley's plastic Ed the Undying of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
2874	medical-grade hale plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2875	padded plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2876	vibrating plastic protector spectre	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2877	squat plastic Baron von Ratsworth of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2878	lard-coated plastic Boss Bat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2879	wool plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2880	huge vibrating plastic Bonerdagon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2881	plastic The Man of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2882	plastic The Big Wisniewski of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2883	chaotic plastic Felonia	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2884	coward's plastic Beelzebozo	0		Monster Level: -20
2885	plastic conservationist hippy of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2886	plastic 7-foot dwarf of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2887	plastic angry bugbear of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2888	tumbling plastic anime smiley of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2889	plastic apathetic lizardman of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2890	razor-sharp plastic astronomer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2891	plastic beanbat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2892	skewed fortified plastic blooper	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2893	rosewater-soaked plastic brainsweeper	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2894	rosewater-soaked plastic briefcase bat	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2895	purple thinker's plastic demoninja	0		Mysticality: +10
2896	skewed educational plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Experience: +1
2897	auspicious plastic drunk goat	0		Item Drop: +10
2898	inspector's plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Item Drop: +15
2899	prompt plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Adventures: +3
2900	plastic handsome mariachi of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2901	stiffened plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2902	twirling educational plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Experience: +1
2903	wobbly strapping plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Muscle: +5
2904	plastic Knott Yeti of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2905	Newton's plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2906	hardy plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Maximum HP: +50
2907	plastic ninja snowman of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2908	nasty plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Stench Damage: +5
2909	Fonzie's plastic G Imp	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2910	squat wicked plastic goth	0		Spell Damage: +5
2911	plastic cubist bull of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2912	slick plastic scary clown	0		Moxie: +10
2913	huge plastic smarmy pirate of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2914	gray plastic spiny skelelton of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2915	knitted plastic Spam Witch	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2916	spinning Annie Oakley's plastic vampire	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2917	greasy plastic taco cat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2918	plastic undead elbow macaroni of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2919	ghostly upside-down auspicious plastic warwelf	0		Item Drop: +10
2920	electrified plastic whitesnake	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2921	educational plastic XXX pr0n	0		Experience: +1
2922	blurry auspicious plastic zmobie	0		Item Drop: +10
2923	shaking shaking rosy-cheeked plastic Protagonist	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2924	pulsating stanky plastic Spunky Princess	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2925	fuchsia plastic topiary golem of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2926	huge thinker's plastic senile lihc	0		Mysticality: +10
2927	ghostly frosty plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2928	wobbly lightning-fast plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Initiative: +40
2929	bouncing studded plastic Trouser Snake	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2930	experienced plastic Axe Wound	0		Experience: +2
2931	sharpshooter's plastic Hellion	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2932	plastic Black Knight of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2933	sinister plastic pair of tweezers	0		Spell Damage: +10
2934	plastic fruit golem of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2935	perfumed plastic fluffy bunny	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	wobbly Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	bland Surprise Egg	4	decent	
2941	triple-colloidal Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 55
2942	irradiated twirling blue huge chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 26
2943	vacuum-sealed Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 16
2945	twirling friendly party hat of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	squat zippy V for Vivala mask of the cheetah	0		Initiative: 80, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	twirling ghostly The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed teal shot of rotgut	1	EPIC	
2949	adjusted quadruple-warmed cold-filtered jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 60
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	supercharged Fonzie's glowstick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	jittery tip jar of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2955	yummy tumbling yam candy	4	awesome	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	immense moldy tube of cranberry Go-Goo	10	crappy	
2959	huge lard-coated rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2960	snack-sized adequate single-serving herbal stuffing	2	good	
2961	bland packet of tofurkey gravy	4	decent	
2962	bland gray tofurkey nugget	4	decent	
2963	narrow rigging shampoo	0		
2964	blue mirror ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	narrow Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	magnetized irradiated tarnished upside-down Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 32
2968	nitrogenated twirling Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 56
2969	decent bite-sized creamsicle	1	good	
2970	drinkable practically non-alcoholic huge jittery cream stout	1	good	
2971	rosy-cheeked curmudgel of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
2972	mirror upside-down grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	spinning savvy grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
2974	mirror tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	skewed ruddy rosy-cheeked tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Single Equip
2976	weak drinkable bilge wine	2	good	
2977	curative witty rapier	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2978	smartaleck's yohohoyo of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
2979	deionized frozen bouncing twirling fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 55
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	shaking mirror booty chest charrrm bracelet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	squat fortified copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	spinning hardened wizardly tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	jittery clingfilm trousers of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	blue therapeutic healthy clingfilm cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	Socratic clingfilm slippers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	rotten low-calorie vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1	crappy	
2994	ionized nitrogenated true grit	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 19
2995	flame-retardant forbidden smartaleck's buoybottoms	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	clever grungy flannel shirt	0		Maximum MP: +20
2997	Fonzie's grungy bandana of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	grassy cutlass of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	fuchsia pegleg of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
3002	lamé pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	stiffened enormous hoop earring	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3004	fortified smartaleck's costume sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	blue stanky forbidden rainbow pearl earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	mansplainer's grievous rainbow pearl necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	Herculean groovy rainbow pearl ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	horrifying flame-wreathed Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
3010	perfumed Socratic Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +5
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	skewed simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	upside-down gilded key	0		
3016	narrow foot locker	0		
3017	twirling huge ornate chest	0		
3018	narrow gilded chest	0		
3019	spinning all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	wobbly ghostly medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	drinkable gray upside-down corpse on the beach	4	good	
3026	practically non-alcoholic artisanal corpsetini	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3027	mediocre corpsedriver	4	decent	
3028	smooth Corpse Island iced tea	3	awesome	
3029	enchanted delicious red-headed corpse	4	awesome	Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 45
3030	distilled hand-crafted kamicorpse-ee	5	EPIC	
3031	aged bouncing corpsel	3	awesome	
3032	perfectly mixed weak corpsebite	2	EPIC	
3033	pirate fledges of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	rotten shaking pearl onion	3	crappy	
3036	spoiled sea biscuit	3	crappy	
3037	artisanal triple-distilled bottle of rum	7	EPIC	
3038	hand-crafted bottle of black-label rum	3	EPIC	
3039	maroon cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	lime green joke scroll	0		
3042	narrow Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	twirling metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	thick toothsome nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	yummy massive nanite-infested candy cane	8	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	stale shaking nanite-infested fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	perfectly mixed skewed nanite-infested eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	horrifying eyepatch	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	knitted cutlass	0		Cold Resistance: +3
3052	clever breeches	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	tarnished corrupted candy heart	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	triple-electrified green cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	deadly metallic foil cat ears	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	wobbly nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	tumbling maroon theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	huge twirling synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	huge toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	pulsating fuchsia hardy cyborg doll	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	huge toy maglev monorail of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	cyan upside-down dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	tumbling silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	bouncing carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	wobbly polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	wobbly General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	huge laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	red hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	pulsating teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	gray slick marionette collective	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	blinking gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	borg sock monkey of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	fuchsia roboduck-on-a-string of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	squat squat scandalous biomechanical crimborg helmet of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	vibrating C.B.F.G. of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	Annie Oakley's Oprah's biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	extra-anodized non-colloidal vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	blurry nippy handmade hobby horse	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	Herculean ball-in-a-cup	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	upside-down flame-retardant set of jacks	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	moldy miniature laser-broiled pear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	ghostly skewed skewed Temple Grandin's Fonzie's polyalloy shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	blinking blinking ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	ghostly upside-down robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	blinking foul-smelling Lo Pan's vibrating cyborg knife	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	fortified Fonzie's immense cyborg hand	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	twirling blue veiny wicked cyborg stompin' boot of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	jittery Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	spinning Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	huge red Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	huge divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	pulsating divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	double-nitrogenated ionized fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 43
3125	alkaline piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 62
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	bland roasted marshmallow	4	decent	
3130	skewed disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	spoiled teal tin cup of mulligan stew	3	crappy	
3132	skewed foul-smelling flamin' bindle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10
3133	prompt supercool freezin' bindle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +3
3134	wobbly resourceful stinkin' bindle of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3135	occult bindle of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3136	veiny sleazy bindle of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3137	Jim Carey's 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Monster Level: +25
3138	Usain Bolt's Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Initiative: +80
3139	wobbly sizzling supercharged Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	skewed slick panhandle panhandling hat	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	maroon scorching cup of infinite pencils	0		Hot Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
3143	flame-wreathed Socratic Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	shaking El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	upside-down El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	upside-down El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	maroon El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	bouncing El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	gray El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	irradiated warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 42
3160	modified irradiated shaking cyan humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 39
3161	energized concentrated El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 28
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	twirling El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	cold-filtered ionized seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 25
3169	decent turtle soup	3	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	lime green Samson's evil paper umbrella	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
3173	vacuum-sealed spinning blinking evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 42
3174	bland small evil boring spaghetti	2	decent	
3175	diet moldy evil noodles	1	crappy	
3176	stale tiny maroon evil noodles	1	decent	
3177	small stale evil painful penne pasta	2	decent	
3178	adequate 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	good	
3179	massive adequate evil ravioli della hippy	9	good	
3180	rotten fuchsia evil noodles	3	crappy	
3181	altered boiled wobbly evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 62
3182	extra-adjusted evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 39
3183	double-tarnished polymerized evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 18
3184	oxidized tumbling shaking wobbly evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 24
3185	cold-filtered blurry jittery evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 19
3186	liquefied extra-electrified deionized blurry evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 48
3187	moist wobbly bouncing evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 28
3188	lousy watered-down an evil sump'm sump'm	2	decent	
3189	tolerable watered-down pulsating evil ducha de oro	2	good	
3190	perfectly mixed evil horizontal tango	4	EPIC	
3191	aged enchanted evil roll in the hay	4	awesome	Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 50
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	blurry olive origami pasties of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	blurry teal miser's toasty medical-grade origami riding crop	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	bouncing lump of coal	0		
3200	pulsating teal lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	lion tamer's smartaleck's KoL Con IV Pole of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	bouncing dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	purple notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	narrow dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	spinning El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	mirror pulsating family-friendly wizardly glowstick	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	blurry spinning sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	pulsating gator skin	0		
3222	bouncing Samson's stylish gatorskin umbrella	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	delicious triple-distilled bottle of sewage schnapps	8	awesome	
3226	mediocre tumbling bottle of Ooze-O	4	decent	
3227	spoiled C.H.U.M. chum	3	crappy	
3228	jumbo moldy unfortunate dumplings	5	crappy	
3229	tumbling decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	polarized jittery oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 51
3231	resourceful tattered paper crown	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	stale vanilla-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	skewed olive inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	teal noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	tumbling Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	blinking shaking Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	lightning-fast Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	narrow ruddy Herculean Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	curative dangerous Ol' Scratch's ash can of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	Jim Carey's pink plastic baby	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	fuchsia sausage	0		
3251	inspector's supercool Frosty's silk hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	MacGyver's Frosty's carrot of terror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	Usain Bolt's therapeutic Frosty's nailbat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	hardy Oscus's pelt of courage	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	scandalous padded Newton's Wand of Oscus	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	blinking Lo Pan's therapeutic Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	personal trainer's slick Zombo's skullcap	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	deadly supercool Zombo's shield of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	friendly Tesla Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	quilted Chester's moustache of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	greedy Herculean Chester's bag of candy	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	shaking red mansplainer's Van der Graaf Chester's cutoffs	0		Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	red Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	red candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	twirling bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	non-pickled handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 54
3269	pickled dry narrow lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 67
3270	anodized colloidal squat mirror handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 58
3271	miser's crotchety pants	0		Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	tumbling double-paned Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	pulsating therapeutic willowy bonnet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	narrow dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	wobbly skewed Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	studded belt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	fuchsia personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	pulsating maroon personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	bouncing wizardly stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	stale upside-down salad	3	decent	
3284	blurry lard-coated dance instructor's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3285	experienced C.H.U.M. knife	0		Experience: +2
3286	stiffened Frosty's snowball sack	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	narrow ghostly abandoned candy	0		
3291	green secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	lime green adorable seal larva	0		
3293	huge squat untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	wobbly stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	blue Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	bouncing Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	twirling The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	sealskin drum of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	washboard shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	smooth spaghetti-box banjo	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	lime green experienced marinara jug	0		Experience: +2, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	executive makeshift castanets	0		Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	educational left-handed melodica	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	boiled upside-down epic wad	1	awesome	
3317	twirling bottlecap of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3318	ghostly sharpshooter's corncob pipe	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
3319	greasy Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3320	huge shellacked frayed rope belt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	shaking Jim Carey's chaotic mayfly bait necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	strong hand-crafted jar of fermented pickle juice	5	EPIC	
3326	compressed wobbly twirling voodoo snuff	1	crappy	
3327	decent miniature extra-greasy slider	2	good	
3328	experienced crumpled felt fedora of dire peril	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	brawny battered top-hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	yellow shaking blurry dangerous Samson's shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	toasty mostly rat-hide leggings of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	resourceful brainy hobo dungarees	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	knitted Newton's patched suit-pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	huge rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	ghostly dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	maroon Usain Bolt's smooth dead guy's memento	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	jumbo moldy jittery banquet	5	crappy	
3339	blurry sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	artisanal Ralph IX cognac	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	narrow zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	cold-filtered purple squat llama lama gong	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	small flavorless banana-frosted king cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	razor-sharp brown plastic baby	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	green stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	flavorless mole molé	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	artisanal Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	dry tarnished Climate Colada	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	flattened tarnished digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	compressed glimmering roc feather	1	good	Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	diluted pulsating glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	vaporized ghostly glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	powdered glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	boiled blurry glimmering raven feather	1		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	denatured glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	pulsating Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	vibrating Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3381	Ol' Scratch's stove door of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
3382	huge reassuring Newton's Rosewater's Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3383	smelly foul-smelling Chester's sunglasses of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3384	Samson's Herculean Chester's muscle shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): 6
3385	rosy-cheeked Chester's Aquarius medallion of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3386	Rosewater's Zombo's shoulder blade of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +100
3387	razor-sharp dance instructor's Zombo's skull ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	fireproof scandalous Frosty's arm	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
3390	Jeselnik's grievous Staff of the Deepest Freeze of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	tumbling tumbling personal trainer's Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Thorns: 1
3393	blurry Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	up-at-dawn aromatic Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	ghostly baleful beefy Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	shaking hale Da Vinci's Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	jittery wobbly chilly personal trainer's Hodgman's bow tie	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
3398	tolerable wobbly Hodgman's blanket	4	good	
3399	mediocre high-proof jar of squeeze	9	decent	
3400	adequate bowl of fishysoisse	4	good	
3401	diffused olive wobbly deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 69
3402	galvanized liquefied ghostly concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 47
3403	huge pulsating lewd playing card	0		
3404	deck of lewd playing cards of the cougar of Leguizamo of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3405	healthy Hodgman's sock	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3406	tumbling educational Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Experience: +1
3407	narrow razor-sharp Hodgman's almanac	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3408	beefcake's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Muscle: +25
3409	pulsating teal dangerous Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3410	resourceful Hodgman's detector	0		Maximum MP: +50
3411	mirror fuchsia Hodgman's cane of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	blurry Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	jittery box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	dry concentrated ionized sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 52
3423	aerosolized huge frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 13
3424	warmed triple-moist ionized twirling fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 69
3425	quadruple-quantum polymerized oxidized garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 13
3426	aerosolized strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 12
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	flattened dry diffused yellow Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 23
3430	huge bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	green cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	hardy stirring stick	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +5
3436	huge lard-coated Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3437	greedy sizzling Staff of the Black Kettle of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
3438	lime green lightning-fast greedy Sinatra's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	altered tumbling prismatic wad	1	good	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	healthy club of the five seasons	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	blinking gravedigger's rainbow crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	twirling upside-down foul-smelling webbed comic mask	0		Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	horrifying hardened six-rainbow shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	maroon cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	purple cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	narrow cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	narrow cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	twirling ruddy trusty torch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	upside-down grievous Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3458	activated anodized STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 30
3459	lousy fortified shaking white-label gin	5	decent	
3460	massive decent lime green tin rations	10	good	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	smooth bottle of sake	4	awesome	
3464	flame-wreathed round pebble	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
3465	normal Bash-Ōs cereal	3	good	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	gravedigger's arcane researcher's smooth haiku katana	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	twirling bargain flash powder	0		
3468	boxer's plastic baby	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	super-sized flavorless wobbly spinning blueberry-frosted king cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	wobbly bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	olive prompt Sherlock's stanky Seasonal Beret	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	bouncing Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	ionized chilled wobbly cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 68
3475	magnetized adjusted blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 19
3476	anodized plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 38
3477	activated cold-filtered red pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 54
3478	triple-tarnished peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 60
3479	upside-down blinking balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	gray spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	narrow passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	spinning wobbly eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	frozen electrified spinning glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 21
3486	bouncing dull fish scale	0		
3487	huge rough fish scale	0		
3488	skewed pristine fish scale	0		
3489	stale beefy fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	adequate shaking glistening fish meat	4	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	moldy slick fish meat	4	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	crafty quilted fish scimitar	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10
3493	careful fish stick of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -10
3494	blurry Oprah's supercharged fish bazooka	0		Maximum MP Percent: 80
3495	activated liquefied tumbling lime green sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 39
3496	irradiated lime green bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 69
3497	weak delicious teal bottle of Pete's Sake	2	awesome	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	narrow witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	olive beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	toothsome thick canapés	5	awesome	
3502	boiled wobbly red narrow thermos of brew	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	perfectly mixed glass of brandy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	red French slippers	0		
3505	fortified LWA ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3506	shaking LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	upside-down Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	fuchsia Newton's scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	red scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	executive gravedigger's ganger bandana	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	huge eelskin hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	brainy eelskin pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	jittery cyan Oprah's eelskin shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	maroon shaking shark tooth	0		
3521	veiny healthy shark tooth necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
3522	twirling hardened shark jumper of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
3523	tarnished narrow shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 29
3524	Vulcanized boiled spinning eel battery	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 46
3525	unsweetened cold-filtered blinking temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 15
3526	blurry squat supercool scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	blurry purple mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	narrow cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	maroon jittery plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	bouncing wobbly plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	shaking plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	tumbling plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	spinning beefcake's depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	Jeselnik's beefcake's depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	zippy Oprah's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	aromatic thinker's depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	miser's supercool depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	Fonzie's groovy depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	skewed weightlifter's depleted Grimacite astrolabe of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	censurious scorching KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	rosy-cheeked propeller beanie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	greedy Lo Pan's straw hat of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: 70, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	spinning blurry skewed aromatic greasy octopus's spade of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
3553	huge jittery soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	bland sea carrot	3	decent	
3556	rotten sea cucumber	3	crappy	
3557	rotten mirror sea avocado	3	crappy	
3558	flavorless mirror sea lychee	3	decent	
3559	diet stale sea tangelo	1	decent	
3560	fancy toothsome snack-sized sea honeydew	2	awesome	Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 50
3561	quantum pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 39
3562	irradiated shaking huge pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 44
3563	triple-moist pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 16
3564	drinkable watered-down mirror berry-infused sake	2	good	
3565	perfectly mixed special shaking citrus-infused sake	3	EPIC	Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 20
3566	delicious melon-infused sake	3	awesome	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	huge electrified dance instructor's sponge helmet of terror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	upside-down sharpshooter's MacGyver's veiny spongy shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3570	studded dangerous square sponge pants of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	narrow flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	red six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	mirror sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	skewed narrow candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	twirling ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	toothsome rice	4	awesome	
3584	small flavorless irradiated candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	toothsome miniature gingerbread mutant bugbear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	bad oozenog	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	alkaline polarized denatured sugar plum	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	boiled deionized sugar banana	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	boiled denatured maroon sugar lime	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	pickled cyan sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	reassuring supercharged Mer-kin hookspear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	modified triple-activated deionized Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 69
3596	pulsating mirror imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	teal imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	huge fortified Sinatra's Rosewater's moist sailor's cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	bouncing dog trainer's resourceful speargun	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1
3601	curative compass	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	mirror asbestos-lined forbidden diving helmet of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	scandalous aerated diving helmet of Gandalf of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	mirror live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	teal imitation whetstone	0		
3611	ionized olive skewed sea grease	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 48
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	blinking squat twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	corrupted ionized unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	narrow blinking mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	upside-down spinning chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	hale parasitic claw	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	green parasitic tentacles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	twirling prompt parasitic headgnawer	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	red Newton's parasitic strangleworm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	lime green burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	spinning Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	electrified dry Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	twirling radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	gravedigger's wizardly elven socks	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	squat squat avaricious crafty elven gloves	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	veiny stylish festive holiday hat	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	brawny patent shoes of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	shaking gray bow tie of the brute of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	shaking red penguin thesaurus of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	delicious olive blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	tumbling pufferfish spine	0		
3644	studded depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bouncing canteen of wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	decent thick twirling elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	skewed elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	stale toast with jam	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	bouncing upside-down antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	artisanal practically non-alcoholic elven moonshine	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	small stale knuckle sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	MacGyver's hale psycho sweater	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	up-at-dawn plastic Mob Penguin	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	wobbly plastic mutant elf of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	hardened plastic fat stack of cash	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	huge spinning sage plastic strand of DNA	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	Annie Oakley's plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	spinning container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	therapeutic Putty mitre	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	wobbly foul-smelling scorching Putty leotard	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	sage Putty ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	narrow blue Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	Rosewater's Putty snake of the sewer of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	stiffened glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	Newton's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	quilted glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	super-sized rotten jittery can of franks 'n' beans	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	mediocre enchanted bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	blinking ghostly throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	wholesome diving muff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
3678	smooth salinated mint julep	3	awesome	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	twirling esca	0		
3681	ghostly bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	fuchsia map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	bland narrow tempura carrot	3	decent	
3685	spoiled tiny tempura cucumber	1	crappy	
3686	special bland tempura avocado	3	decent	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 30
3687	stale green sea broccoli	3	decent	
3688	adequate olive sea cauliflower	4	good	
3689	spoiled tempura broccoli	3	crappy	
3690	low-calorie stale mirror tempura cauliflower	1	decent	
3691	yummy sea blueberry	3	awesome	
3692	normal sea persimmon	3	good	
3693	warmed tumbling pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 54
3694	quadruple-quantum pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 28
3695	healthy Mer-kin digpick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	cyan high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	squat velcro ore	0		
3699	jittery lime green teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	ghostly valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	velcro broadsword of the scaredy-cat of the sewer of doom	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3706	clever curative groovy velcro paddle ball	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3707	squat toasty rosy-cheeked velcro shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5
3708	healthy rock-hard quilted velcro boots	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3709	flame-wreathed smooth non-stick pugil stick	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3710	twirling prompt gravedigger's teflon spatula of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
3711	lime green family-friendly lion tamer's experienced teflon shield	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3712	maroon huge ribald wicked teflon swim fins of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3713	Sherlock's ribald 7-inch discus	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
3714	frosty personal trainer's cool PVC staff	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3715	squat mansplainer's personal trainer's strapping vinyl shield	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +15
3716	Lo Pan's supercool Rosewater's vinyl boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	mirror fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	skewed decaying paddle	0		
3722	teal tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	squat brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	mirror hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	veiny glass gnoll eye	0		Maximum HP: +10
3732	energized ghostly cigar butt	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 32
3733	cool manly bloomers of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	skewed flame-wreathed nippy handwarmer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3737	blinking shellacked dangerous lighter	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
3738	normal packet of beer nuts	3	good	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	ghostly spectral jelly	0		
3742	frozen jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 12
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	shaking mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	modified galvanized lime green concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 47
3750	vampire pearl earring of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3751	decent chocolate chip brownies	3	good	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	ionized love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	boiled love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	cold-filtered extra-dry blurry love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	dry oxidized love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	alkaline non-adjusted jittery love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	anodized corrupted olive love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	Vulcanized pickled energized bouncing upside-down breath mint	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 57
3761	Annie Oakley's vampire pearl ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
3762	spinning MacGyver's vampire pearl necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
3763	practically non-alcoholic smooth slug of vodka	1	awesome	
3764	lousy pulsating slug of rum	3	decent	
3765	acceptable slug of shochu	3	good	
3766	acceptable screwdiver	4	good	
3767	bad blurry dew yoana lei	3	decent	
3768	smooth lychee chuhai	4	awesome	
3769	artisanal salacious screwdiver	4	EPIC	
3770	delicious strong dew yoana salacious lei	5	awesome	
3771	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong salacious lychee chuhai	6	EPIC	
3772	acceptable Alewife&trade; Ale	4	good	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	purple Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	dog trainer's razor-sharp pink pinkslip slip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	prompt sea salt scrubs of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Adventures: +3
3778	ghostly sizzling quilted amber aviator shades of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
3779	magnetized concentrated hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 58
3780	up-at-dawn nasty nurse's hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	green blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	modified pulsating tumbling lime green bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	denatured ghostly lime green bouncing bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	spinning bouncing crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	gray twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	spinning Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	chaotic baleful Mer-kin roundshield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3804	pulsating up-at-dawn Mer-kin breastplate of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5
3805	stiffened Da Vinci's Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	warmed Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 29
3808	jittery Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	twirling Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	olive Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	flavorless super-sized chocolate-frosted king cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	upside-down blinking scorching plastic baby	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	huge bland sea radish	9	decent	
3818	Sherlock's padded razor-sharp halibut	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +25
3819	squat eel sauce	0		
3820	Jim Carey's water-polo mitt	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3821	extra-concentrated double-anodized syringe	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 61
3822	pulsating wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	frozen mirror twirling wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 23
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	blue Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	spinning plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	normal tempura radish	4	good	
3830	auspicious water-polo cap	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	acceptable tumbling Typical Tavern swill	3	good	
3832	watered-down lousy tropical swill	2	decent	
3833	spirit-forward mediocre fruity girl swill	5	decent	
3834	smooth blended swill	3	awesome	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	skewed aromatic ribald stanky Elvish sunglasses of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	nippy anniversary safety glass vest	0		Cold Damage: +10
3838	blurry anniversary burlap belt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3839	frosty anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	blurry executive anniversary pewter cape	0		Meat Drop: +40
3842	Usain Bolt's out-of-tune biwa	0		Initiative: +80
3843	twirling auspicious dented harmonica	0		Item Drop: +10
3844	Samson's magic whistle of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3845	frosty plastic blowgun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3846	blinking lightning-fast Herculean jungle drum of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +40
3847	hippy bongo of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3848	rosewater-soaked knob bugle	0		Stench Resistance: +3
3849	shaking deadly educational 4-dimensional guitar	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5
3850	steel-toed boxing glove	0		Damage Reduction: 9
3851	auspicious groovy boxing glove on a spring of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10
3852	aromatic wholesome half-sized guitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
3853	fuchsia shaking occult bass drum of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +100
3854	crafty pixel boomerang	0		Maximum MP: +10
3855	tumbling flame-retardant padded world's smallest violin of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
3856	spinning personal trainer's smartaleck's ocarina of space of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3857	purple greasy a butt tuba	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3858	Jeselnik's bone flute	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
3859	narrow toasty infernal fife	0		Hot Damage: +5
3860	charming flute of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
3861	fuchsia leaf of grass	0		
3862	chaotic Samson's grass whistle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3863	twirling smelly plastic guitar of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
3864	smooth finger cymbals	0		Moxie: +15
3865	tumbling aromatic quilted kettle drum	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +1
3866	coward's double-barreled sling	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +5
3867	toasty Socratic magilaser blastercannon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +5
3868	bouncing up-at-dawn extremely unsafe hanky&#363;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	yellow frightening ultimate ultimate frisbee of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5
3870	lime green stolen office supplies	0		
3871	nippy resourceful office-supply crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +10
3872	huge banded pocket theremin	0		Damage Absorption: +100
3873	maroon rave whistle of the wise owl of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +60, Raveosity: +1
3874	teal hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	wobbly burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	gray torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	energetic fouet de tortue-dressage of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	upside-down lime green cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	quantum nitrogenated lime green vial of slime	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 45
3886	quantum blue vial of slime	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 57
3887	quantum maroon vial of slime	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 54
3888	alkaline upside-down vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 34
3889	polymerized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 54
3890	quantum cold-filtered green vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 56
3891	colloidal colloidal unsweetened upside-down vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 66
3892	flattened quadruple-flattened vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 16
3893	super-galvanized dry ghostly vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 41
3894	liquefied cold-filtered mirror vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 60
3895	super-adjusted cyan vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 37
3896	aerosolized alkaline quadruple-alkaline olive vial of slime	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 11
3897	warmed vacuum-sealed ghostly tumbling vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 35
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	bouncing seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	narrow squat figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	mirror teal skewed figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	wobbly figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	ghostly figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	fuchsia figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	blinking imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	hand-crafted blended swill with a fly in it	4	EPIC	
3914	pulsating turtle wax	0		
3915	blinking wicked turtle wax shield	0		Spell Damage: +5
3916	supercharged turtle wax helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	olive blurry Da Vinci's turtle wax greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	zippy meat shield	0		Initiative: +20
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	blinking huge Lo Pan's studded turtlemail coif	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	jittery scandalous foul-smelling turtlemail breeches	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	skewed shaking sizzling turtlemail hauberk of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	flame-wreathed spiky turtle helmet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	maroon skewed hardened spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	brainy spiky turtle shield of the empath	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +5
3927	squat turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	ghostly grinning turtle	0		
3930	warmed skewed tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 17
3931	extremely unsafe educational severed flipper	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	Van der Graaf bad-ass club of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	activated pulsating narrow hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 32
3936	concentrated scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 19
3937	deionized modified fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 50
3938	studded club of corruption	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	veiny corrupt club of corruption	0		Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	corrupt club of corrupt corruption of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	flame-wreathed supercharged sinister evil-ass club	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	fireproof Annie Oakley's smartaleck's nasty-ass club	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	careful fortified infernal toilet brush	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	asbestos-lined Fonzie's shadowy seal eye	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	shaking strapping oyster egg balloon	0		Muscle: +5
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	blurry bouncing Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	huge Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	blinking key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	green pulsating monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	pulsating yellow teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	ghostly crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	supercharged bejeweled cufflinks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3959	garish pinky ring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3960	razor-sharp designer sunglasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
3961	gray bouncing zippy frosty opera glasses	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	enhanced cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 68
3966	Van der Graaf deadly hot-ass club of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	sage boxer's smooth frigid-ass club	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	squat yellow prompt rosy-cheeked creepy-ass club of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	anodized energized sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 28
3970	pulsating dance instructor's Abyssal ember of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	boiled frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 44
3972	skewed veiny seal spine of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	galvanized non-pressed polymerized seal lube	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 35
3974	forbidden dangerous mannequin leg	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	inspector's Temple Grandin's padded tortoise	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15
3976	therapeutic thinker's tortoboggan	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	stiffened painted shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Candy Drop: +100
3979	squat sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	rosewater-soaked scandalous torquoise ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3983	olive dueling turtle	0		
3984	tumbling auspicious dueling banjo of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +10
3985	mirror soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	manspreader's brainy samurai turtle helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	huge tumbling dangerous turtle shell helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	huge security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	yellow bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	gray boxcar turtle	0		
3997	blinking dolphin whistle	0		
3998	shaking metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	tumbling string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	vaporized jittery agua de vida	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	auspicious tortoboggan shield of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10
4003	pulsating bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	twirling razor-sharp soup-chucks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4005	moist extra-diffused double-corrupted bouncing shaking ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 57
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	wobbly purple memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	skewed memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	mirror memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	huge memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	bouncing upside-down memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	jittery squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	shaking greaves of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	ghostly upside-down weightlifter's piece of rebar of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Adventures: +7
4021	hale baleful Sinatra's shovel	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20
4022	spinning family-friendly frightening steel-toed necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4023	savvy boxer's speargun of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
4024	wobbly inspector's hardy compass	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +15
4025	greedy ribald helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	maroon ghostly wobbly censurious horrifying Van der Graaf lantern	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4027	green supercharged Herculean greaves	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	Oprah's club of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	ghostly memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	huge caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	delicious gray slimy sweetbreads	3	awesome	
4038	artisanal high-proof mirror slimy fermented bile bladder	7	EPIC	
4039	vaporized slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 30
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	clever Sinatra's pig-iron helm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	huge up-at-dawn beefy pig-iron shinguards	0		Muscle: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	jittery narrow slick pig-iron bracers of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	teal ghostly wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	wobbly blue nippy wumpus-hair whip	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	Jeselnik's Oprah's wumpus-hair wig of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	shaking censurious lion tamer's friendly wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	fuchsia double-paned scorching wumpus-hair sweater	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	medical-grade ring of teleportation	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	high-proof bad upside-down White Hyborian	7	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	huge Tesla goblin hunting spear	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	wool rosy-cheeked goblin autoblowgun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	steel-toed tribal beads	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	flame-wreathed forbidden stone fist	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	blue stone head of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	ghostly Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	jittery 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	twirling Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	squat Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	squat upside-down essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	tumbling Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	supercharged villainous scythe of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	spinning squat sharpshooter's healthy baneful bandolier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	shaking diabolical crossbow of the sewer of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	arcane researcher's wizardly malevolent medallion	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	mirror coward's corrosive cowl of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	olive bouncing scorching crafty grisly shield	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	jittery boxer's beefy corroded breeches	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	Newton's pernicious cudgel of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	moldy super-sized cupcake-in-a-cup	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	yummy protein paste	4	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	pulsating blurry nippy cyber-mattock of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	bouncing X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	oxidized ghostly neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	pressed blinking cyan physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	shaking slimy cyst	0		
4092	blinking small slimy cyst	0		
4093	blinking mirror medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	peawee marble of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
4096	wobbly brown crock marble of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
4097	green tumbling China marble of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
4098	blinking lemonade marble of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4099	energetic bumblebee marble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
4100	jet bennie marble of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
4101	auspicious chaotic beige clambroth marble	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10
4102	yellow executive steely marble	0		Meat Drop: +40
4103	gravedigger's MacGyver's brawny beach ball marble	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10
4104	catseye marble of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
4105	bumboozer marble of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
4106	rosewater-soaked chamoisole	0		Stench Resistance: +3
4107	corrupted diffused denatured pulsating jittery bitter pill	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 63
4108	supercool brainy monstrous monocle	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	lightning-fast ruddy musty moccasins	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	jittery cool molten medallion of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	skewed hale slick brazen bracelet	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	shaking hardy Socratic bitter bowtie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	bewitching boots of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	fuchsia dog trainer's electrified strapping rickety unicycle	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4117	asbestos-lined friendly crusty hula hoop of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4118	scandalous coward's Annie Oakley's Coily&trade;	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +5
4119	ghostly smelly studded smooth school flying disc	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4120	tumbling Sherlock's nasty beefy lawn dart	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25
4121	double-paned quilted Sinatra's wagon	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +5
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	greedy knitted foul-smelling crown-shaped beanie	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	blurry dog trainer's savvy hopping socks of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4125	narrow flame-wreathed dog trainer's Fonzie's poodle skirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	wool letterman's jacket of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5
4127	Oprah's wicked deadly hardened slime hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	frosty Socratic hardened slime pants of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	nasty MacGyver's arcane researcher's hardened slime belt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	boiled bouncing boot plant	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	watered-down drinkable sham champagne	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	modified huge tempura air	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 65
4134	energized flattened pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 61
4135	red moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	blurry twirling personal trainer's Herculean Bag o' Tricks of Gandalf of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	tumbling a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	mirror a creased paper strip	0		
4140	squat a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	spinning lion tamer's funny paper hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	non-polymerized sand	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 18
4147	frightening strapping charged magnet	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	lime green stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	jittery quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	double-tarnished olive dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	ionized pressed shaking green Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 28
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	squat squat wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	blurry gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	gray rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	irresponsibly strong lousy pebblebr&auml;u	7	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	enchanted flavorless rocky road ice cream	3	decent	Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	altered cyan children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 46
4164	frozen Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 31
4165	blurry nippy Lo Pan's Staff of the Soupbone of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4166	Voluminous Radio Pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	blinking huge energetic Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	gravedigger's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
4169	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	green friendly rock helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	quilted rock pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	huge Socratic rock necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
4175	squat spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	narrow sugar shotgun of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	banded sugar shillelagh	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	squat sugar shank of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	deadly brainy sugar chapeau of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	vibrating sugar shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	skewed ghostly sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	ghostly slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	razor-sharp slime convention pin	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	squat skewed inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	squat Jeselnik's sugar shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	weightlifter's rave visor	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	tumbling nippy baggy rave pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	upside-down squat pacifier necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	mirror sea	0		
4198	red blurry sea lasso	0		
4199	double-paned sea cowboy hat of the storm of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	tumbling grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	spinning urchin roe	0		
4203	blinking shaking pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	skewed Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	miser's wholesome brand new key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10
4207	red dorsal fin of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skewed skate skin	0		
4210	maroon roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	bouncing frosty sinister skate blade	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	blue flame-retardant frosty collapsible baton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	skewed groupie bra	0		
4218	quantum groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 69
4219	maroon spinning chilly Oprah's skate board	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	brainy yield shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	teal twirling unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	olive pulsating knitted Star of Bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4227	shaking hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	tumbling perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	purple amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	hale pat&eacute; knife	0		Maximum HP: +20
4235	jittery salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	hardened cheese-slicer	0		Damage Reduction: 3
4238	normal diet jittery gray beef jerky	1	good	
4239	blinking bouncing lard-coated pipe wrench	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4240	electrified gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 65
4241	mansplainer's sleep mask	0		Monster Level: +15, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	wobbly ghostly wicked sock garters	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
4243	dry magnetized mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 53
4244	arcane researcher's leather-bound tome	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4245	mirror bookmark	0		
4246	mirror frightening ivory cue ball	0		Spooky Damage: +5
4247	hand-crafted decanter of fine Scotch	4	EPIC	
4248	altered expensive cigar	1		
4249	fuchsia ghostly tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	yellow fisherman's sack	0		
4251	squat fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	deionized irradiated upside-down vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 68
4253	unsweetened narrow jittery potion of speed	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 27
4254	bouncing bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	dry triple-diffused diffused sap	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	pulsating petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	snack-sized tasty teal chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	acceptable blinking mulled cider	3	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	maroon wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	twirling maroon pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	prompt bark boxers	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	bark beret of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	smooth bark bracelet	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
4267	sizzling careful Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	sinister arcane researcher's Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	stiffened Angelhair Culottes of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	Tesla thinker's Newman's Own Trousers	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	wobbly family-friendly forbidden Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	blinking careful healthy Lederhosen of the Night	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	non-diffused ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	squat sharpshooter's healthy baleful Underworld truncheon	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	rosewater-soaked gravedigger's Staff of the Woodfire of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	shaking coward's personal trainer's brainy Underworld flail	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	tumbling Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	brawny Mer-kin bunwig of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	Oprah's crappy Mer-kin mask of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	spinning lime green crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of the dark arts of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	flame-retardant Mer-kin gladiator mask of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	blinking miser's family-friendly toasty Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	double-paned wicked Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	narrow rosewater-soaked Fonzie's Herculean Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	narrow greasy hardened Mer-kin headguard of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	twirling up-at-dawn Mer-kin waistrope	0		Adventures: +5
4290	aromatic medical-grade brainy Mer-kin facecowl	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4291	wobbly up-at-dawn Mer-kin thighguard	0		Adventures: +5
4292	avaricious supercool Rosewater's Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	wobbly careful hale Mer-kin dragnet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	asbestos-lined Lo Pan's Mer-kin switchblade of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	clever extremely unsafe razor-sharp Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 125, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	double-paned chaotic Brand of Violence of the blizzard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	mansplainer's sinister supercool Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
4300	gray double-paned manspreader's Lens of Violence of terror	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	wobbly Annie Oakley's vibrating Pigsticker of Violence of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15
4302	wicked sage Jodhpurs of Violence of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	horrifying fortified Cold Stone of Hatred of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	skewed studded sinister Girdle of Hatred of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	lime green twirling narrow auspicious slick beefcake's Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +10
4306	Sherlock's reassuring Pantaloons of Hatred of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	lightning-fast clever studded Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
4308	knitted horrifying gravedigger's Lens of Hatred	0		Spooky Damage: 35, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	scorching medical-grade thinker's Treads of Loathing	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	lime green hardy wholesome beefcake's Scepter of Loathing	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Cloathing
4311	jittery wobbly frightening foul-smelling Belt of Loathing of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	miser's personal trainer's experienced Goggles of Loathing	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	Oprah's shellacked Rosewater's Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cloathing
4314	crafty groovy brainy Jeans of Loathing	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	forbidden Annual Ascot	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
4316	jittery manspreader's Newton's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	censurious stanky cool Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	electrified Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	greasy thinker's Windsor Pan of the Source of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	Usain Bolt's stiffened Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	prompt ruddy dangerous smartaleck's The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	wool manspreader's rock-hard Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	red foul-smelling shellacked Fonzie's Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	brawny wizardly Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	jittery wicked Socratic stylish Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	yellow miser's slick Bling of the New Wave of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	double-paned La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of vim and vigor of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	skewed bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	spoiled miniature candy kneecapping stick	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	spoiled licorice garrote	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	cyan strapping candy knuckles	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	rotten jawbruiser	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	non-oxidized huge chocolate car	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	twirling weightlifter's plastic 11 Dealer	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	scorching plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	lightning-fast plastic stocking mimic	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	bouncing scorching plastic Don Crimbo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	Newton's plastic Crimbomination	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	super-chilled Piddles	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	diffused BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	wet wet twirling Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	teal gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	mirror leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	manspreader's snow hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	maroon coward's snow pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	snow belly of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	cyan A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	bland small expired can of franks 'n' beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	perfectly mixed enchanted watered-down expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	EPIC	Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	ghostly elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	irradiated huge elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	spoiled wobbly penguin focaccia bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	fancy tolerable herringcello	3	good	Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	acceptable elven cellocello	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	mirror handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	shaking lime green handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	tumbling spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	dance instructor's throwing wrench	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	Herculean pair of bolt cutters	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	mirror lightning-fast poison pen	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	thinker's speed limit shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	perfumed Temple Grandin's live wire	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	green pulsating wholesome misfit dolly of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	gray lion tamer's padded misfit hobby horse	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	blurry Lo Pan's misfit teddy bear of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	spinning blurry Sherlock's sinister pocketwatch on a chain	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	greedy cement sandals of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	purple therapeutic brainy night-vision goggles	0		Mysticality: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	steel-toed peanut brittle shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	lime green Red Rover BB gun of Tarzan of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	red-and-green sweater of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	alkaline dry yellow Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	aerosolized cold-filtered bouncing Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	wet yellow shaking Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	red upside-down wobbly Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	wobbly experienced cheese sword	0		Experience: +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	pulsating medical-grade cheese diaper	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	cheese wheel of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	upside-down cheese eye of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	purple ribald quilted dangerous Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	bouncing foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	pulsating spinning Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	shaking A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	flavorless quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	lousy Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	skewed colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	inspector's sealhide hood	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	upside-down ribald sealhide leggings	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	sealhide cloak of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4418	knitted sealhide buckler	0		Cold Resistance: +3
4419	sinister sealhide whip	0		Spell Damage: +10
4420	shaking upside-down studded sealhide moccasins	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
4421	rosy-cheeked sealhide gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
4422	wicked sealhide belt	0		Spell Damage: +5
4423	ghostly sealhide snare	0		
4424	red puzzling trophy	0		
4425	electrified non-ionized quantum sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 21
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	Samson's glowstick on a string	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Raveosity: +1
4429	shaking lion tamer's candy necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	smelly teddybear backpack	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	boiled activated invisibility potion	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	ionized flattened blurry irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	irradiated chilled altered irritability potion	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	yellow hellseal whisker	0		
4439	blurry upside-down hellseal claw	0		
4440	Rosewater's guard turtle shell	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	dangerous crowbar	0		Weapon Damage: +10
4442	spaghetti cult rosary of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4443	hardened spaghetti cult mask	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	Usain Bolt's spangly mariachi pants	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	Jeselnik's chilly spangly mariachi vest	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
4447	deadly spangly sombrero	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	distilled Instant Karma	1	awesome	
4449	blinking painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	mirror baleful pointy hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	bouncing Da Vinci's machetito	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	Annie Oakley's lawnmower blade	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	wobbly grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	purple hale The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	gray snailmail bits	0		
4458	olive snailmail coif of Leguizamo of the empath	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	electrified Rosewater's snailmail breeches	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	steel-toed dance instructor's snailmail hauberk	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 9
4461	tarnished seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 22
4462	altered fuchsia chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 56
4463	tarnished wet teal squat wobbly chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 52
4464	Vulcanized adjusted twirling cyan chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 59
4465	ionized enhanced chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 61
4466	frozen alkaline chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 32
4467	electrified aerosolized spinning chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 43
4468	huge maroon Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	shaking pulsating BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	lightning-fast BRICKO hat	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	dance instructor's BRICKO pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	friendly BRICKO sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	lime green BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	red BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	blue BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	bouncing BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	ghostly dance instructor's BRICKO bulwark	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	tumbling gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	narrow BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	gray BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	teal huge extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	quadruple-Vulcanized alkaline yellow recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 67
4498	deionized olive recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 53
4499	activated ionized squat recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 45
4500	aerosolized blurry recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 58
4501	improved cyan spinning recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 43
4502	frozen liquefied dry pulsating recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 41
4503	pickled recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	skewed lard-coated heart of the volcano of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4505	flattened blurry Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 69
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	moist nitrogenated huge &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	massive decent walrus ice cream	9	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	rotten super-sized beautiful soup	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	wobbly Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	spoiled Humpty Dumplings	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	bland Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	practically non-alcoholic fancy tolerable narrow missing wine	1	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	spoiled matter custard	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	polarized dry comfit?	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	shaking fireproof double-paned flamingo mallet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	twirling croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	wizardly eye of the Tiger-lily of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	executive horrifying wig	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	moldy donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	immense spoiled bucket of honey	9	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	bouncing steel-toed fortified elephant stinger	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	stale dragon snaps	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	squat electrified experienced snapdragon pistil	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	ghostly puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	bland rook cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	stale blue bishop cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	massive delicious knight cookie	8	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	tiny rotten narrow king cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	adequate small queen cookie	2	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	blurry mirror fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	lightning-fast insane tophat	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	blinking ribald coward's helm of the knight	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	smelly brawny wristwatch of the knight	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	electrified forbidden trousers of the knight	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	purple extremely unsafe tophat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	skewed deadly tie	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
4543	Tesla tuxedo pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	twirling blurry porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	lime green pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	mirror bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	squat carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	ribald detour shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	narrow ghostly lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	yellow left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	mirror dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	purple map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	mediocre squat world's most unappetizing beverage	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	slippery when wet shield of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	special adequate raisin	3	good	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	hardened Fonzie's flyest of shirts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	normal snack-sized a dance upon the palate	2	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	super-sized flavorless green prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	green Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	delicious squirmy violent party snack	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	huge lard-coated can-you-dig-it?	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	pulsating The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	flattened Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	frightening school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	teal T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	super-sized moldy six wedges of goat cheese	5	crappy	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	olive boulder	0		
4587	jittery blinking goth	0		
4588	red brown pixel	0		
4589	stylish pixel whip	0		Moxie: +25
4590	sizzling pixel chain whip	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	wizardly pixel morning star	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	jittery pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	narrow pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	yellow pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	squat map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	mediocre plastic cup of beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	scandalous brainy bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	spoiled tiny yellow sun-dried tofu	1	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	smooth spirit-forward special maroon soyburger juice	5	awesome	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	concentrated essential soy	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	colloidal wobbly essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	olive souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	shaking map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	Crown of Thrones of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	hand-crafted Cinco Mayo Lager	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	maroon twirling frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	olive motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	squat Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	wobbly Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	enhanced chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	stale pawn cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	dried coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	plastic spider ring of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	grievous plastic kazoo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	wobbly sizzling inflatable baseball bat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	ghostly horrifying foul-smelling googly-star hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	gray Sinatra's googly-ball hat of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	avaricious reassuring googly-heart hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	super-sweet boom box of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	Van der Graaf sinister demon mask of the sewer of terror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	ghostly nasty healthy streetfighting champion's belt of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	gray mirror double-paned medical-grade Space Trip safety headphones of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	jittery lightning-fast LARP carp	0		Initiative: +40
4641	asbestos-lined healthy KoL Con Six Pack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
4642	Gregarious Gregorian Smock of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
4643	strapping rxr shield	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	stanky dog trainer's shellacked Juju Mojo Mask	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	wizardly space trooper helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	medical-grade experienced Meteoid ice beam of the blizzard	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	shellacked Dungeon Fist gauntlet of the empath of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	maroon Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	tumbling chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	mirror mirror fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	blurry ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	padded thinker's ironic knit cap	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	jittery ironic battle spoon of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
4655	up-at-dawn lard-coated beefcake's ironic jogging shorts	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	dog trainer's mole skin notebook	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	blinking map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	twirling educational blackberry galoshes	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
4660	banded trout fang of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	spoiled half-sized jittery poisonous caviar	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	magnetized wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	blinking rosewater-soaked Ellsbury's skull of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	blinking smelly hot plate	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
4666	squat Lo Pan's imp unity ring of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +7
4667	cool Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Moxie: +5
4668	observational glasses of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
4669	inspector's hilarious comedy prop	0		Item Drop: +15
4670	wobbly beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	perfectly mixed triple-distilled enchanted booze-soaked cherry	9	EPIC	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 10
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	yummy marshmallow	3	awesome	
4674	moldy enchanted sponge cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 50
4675	practically non-alcoholic artisanal olive gin-soaked blotter paper	1	EPIC	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	thinker's pottery shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	maroon Usain Bolt's greasy pottery hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	shaking boxer's pottery training pants of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	beefy pottery club	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	cyan mirror ribald pottery yo-yo	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	tumbling fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	smooth Greatest American Pants of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	narrow arcane researcher's fossilized necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	purple bus pass	0		
4700	narrow fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	narrow ribald red-hot medallion	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	spinning fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	blinking fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	blinking sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	blue hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	adequate lemon popsicle	4	good	
4715	adequate popsicle	4	good	
4716	normal huge strawberry popsicle	10	good	
4717	snack-sized moldy liver popsicle	2	crappy	
4718	squat mariachi hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Temple Grandin's Hollandaise helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	big tasty purple liver and let pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	fancy normal low-calorie badass pie	1	good	Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	immense spoiled jittery wobbly shoo-fish pie	6	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	stale piping organ pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	flavorless squat igloo pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	rotten stomach turnover	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	bland immense dead lights pie	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	rotten tumbling throbbing organ pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	squat Tesla stop shield	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	wobbly twirling sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	purple tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	perfumed beer-soaked mop	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4738	artisanal day-old beer	3	EPIC	
4739	mediocre teal plain beer	3	decent	
4740	delicious overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	3	awesome	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	squat bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	magnetized blue PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 60
4745	Vulcanized fuchsia Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 30
4746	polarized purple Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 33
4747	flavorless small bone meal	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	practically non-alcoholic delicious bone aperitif	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	jittery quilted bonerang	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	lime green bone and arrows of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	scandalous boning knife	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bouncing greedy bone crusher	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	bone spurs of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	wobbly curative healthy bonedanna	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	tumbling ribald boneana hammock of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	pulsating bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	twirling Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	altered twirling candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	flavorless tiny pumpkin pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	weak acceptable pumpkin beer	2	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	nitrogenated pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	chilly vibrating shin gourds	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	ghostly occult sage Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	blurry Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	skewed Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	wobbly Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	rotten immense CRIMBCOIDS mints	8	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	bland twirling CRIMBCOLOAF	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	normal circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	pulsating ruddy plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	sage plastic fax machine	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	green scandalous plastic hobo elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	mirror wholesome plastic Mr. Mination	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	plastic Best Game Ever of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	ghostly robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	ghostly ghostly robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	purple robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	mirror robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	narrow robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	upside-down robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	immense adequate triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	8	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	spoiled square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	shaking yellow Newton's Samson's bindlestocking of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -15, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	jittery Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	spinning The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	healthy Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	smartaleck's Uncle Hobo's epic beard of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	horrifying studded Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	manspreader's rosy-cheeked Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	padded sinister Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	spinning energetic Uncle Hobo's belt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	polymerized chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	frosty gift-a-pult	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	ionized activated holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	cyan tumbling CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	narrow paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	maroon bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	slick CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	spinning CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	skewed CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	upside-down paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	Socratic paperclip-on tie of chilblains of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	pulsating frosty strapping paperclip pants	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	asbestos-lined occult paperclip turban of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	medical-grade paperclip cape	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	upside-down photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	tumbling gaudy key	0		
4875	shaking cyan ghostly BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	super-vacuum-sealed wet chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	altered Vulcanized bouncing bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	aerosolized unsweetened twirling blinking incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	Vulcanized extra-diffused myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	bouncing CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	enchanted extra-dry smooth CRIMBCO wine	5	awesome	Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	squat toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	stale toe jam toast	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	rotten miniature blinking shaking traffic jam toast	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	normal space jam toast	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	Vulcanized motivational poster	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	wobbly shaking sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	shaking bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	purple slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	moldy snack-sized fancy bouncing blinking festive sausage	2	crappy	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	bland holiday cheese log	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	tumbling holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	therapeutic hale BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	pulsating chilly BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	teal BGE pocket calendar of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	energetic BGE plastic toy	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	stapler bear of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	bouncing wizardly adhesive tape dolly	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	bouncing huge hardy scissor duck	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	purple jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	tumbling chaotic Annie Oakley's Seven Loco	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	maroon Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	Loathing Legion many-purpose hook of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	friendly Loathing Legion moondial	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	friendly Loathing Legion necktie	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	Loathing Legion knife of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	ghostly Loathing Legion corkscrew of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	asbestos-lined Loathing Legion can opener	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	red flame-retardant electrified Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	tumbling ruddy Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	inspector's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	blinking Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	ghostly Temple Grandin's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	red mirror Loathing Legion double prism	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	gravedigger's Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	ghostly greedy Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	Loathing Legion abacus of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Da Vinci's Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	skewed sage Loathing Legion hammer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	narrow Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	mirror a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	spoiled low-calorie Knob jelly donut	1	crappy	
4942	narrow Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	blinking pulsating Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	skewed unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	vacuum-sealed upside-down weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 27
4950	polarized quadruple-frozen abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 49
4951	gray gravedigger's flimsy clipboard	0		Spooky Damage: +10
4952	non-anodized skewed baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 18
4953	asbestos-lined whalebone corset of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4954	auspicious oven mitts	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
4955	rotten overcookie	3	crappy	
4956	yummy enchanted super-sized philosopher's scone	5	awesome	Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 5
4957	galvanized deionized squat half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 62
4958	mirror Sherlock's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Item Drop: +25
4959	normal bite-sized Knob nuts	1	good	
4960	weak aged squat Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	awesome	
4961	teal Subject 37 file	0		
4962	skewed mysterious lapel pin of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	spinning Evilometer	0		
4965	tumbling twirling Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	cyan Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	shaking pulsating Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	wobbly huge Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	blue ghostly Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	upside-down Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	wobbly Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	pulsating Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	blinking Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	purple Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	mirror Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	skewed Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	skewed maroon Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	twirling wobbly Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	ghostly Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	resourceful card sleeve	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	maroon evil eye	0		
5011	spinning Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	shaking Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	spoiled half-sized wasabi pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	half-sized rotten tobiko pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	spoiled miniature spinning natto pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	weak hand-crafted wasabi-infused sake	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	practically non-alcoholic mediocre teal tobiko-infused sake	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	mediocre natto-infused sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	anodized skewed mirror wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	adjusted tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	concentrated fuchsia natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	moist non-chilled elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	artisanal bouncing marshmallow flamb&eacute;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	mediocre cranberry schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	perfectly mixed triple-distilled breaded beer	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	mediocre watered-down tumbling soy cordial	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	bouncing steel-toed groovy slick astral bludgeon	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9
5029	baleful astral shield of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
5030	jittery experienced smooth astral chapeau of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	jittery lightning-fast greedy gravedigger's astral bracer	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40
5032	fireproof wholesome Herculean astral longbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
5033	jittery scorching chaotic sage astral shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	avaricious therapeutic dangerous astral mace	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
5035	hardy padded astral trousers of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	perfumed Newton's astral ring of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
5037	mirror miser's Jack Frost's dangerous astral statuette	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10
5038	cyan twirling fireproof forbidden savvy astral pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
5039	skewed astral mask of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
5040	lime green astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	blurry zippy Da Vinci's astral shirt of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
5042	purple Tesla resourceful astral belt	0		Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
5043	yummy super-sized blinking astral hot dog	5	???	
5044	strong hand-crafted astral pilsner	5	???	
5045	cyan astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	Socratic brawny double-ice cap of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	blinking family-friendly energetic dangerous double-ice box	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	chilly groovy weightlifter's double-ice britches	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	skewed intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	narrow obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	wet polarized Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	improved Red Pill	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	blue Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	bouncing mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	flavorless blue spaghetti con calaveras	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	shaking s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	moldy huge popcorn	10	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	bland chaos popcorn	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	blurry up-at-dawn Sherlock's stiffened hole	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	low-calorie spoiled bouncing s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	hand-crafted Russian Ice	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	sinister clay ashtray	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	deadly lanyard	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	monster pants of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	modified diffused huge Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	Tesla banded Van der Graaf helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	nasty crutch	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	shock belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	moist Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	rubber band gun of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	experienced pin-stripe slacks	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	twirling pulsating Sherlock's gloves	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	altered teal correction fluid	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	spinning upside-down olive steel-toed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	fortified Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	nasty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	blinking scorching Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	Temple Grandin's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	Tesla Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	blinking brainy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	padded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	beefy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	jittery Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	gravedigger's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	horrifying Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	twirling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	coward's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	warmed nitrogenated double-polarized cyan narrow willyweed	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	nitrogenated Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	deionized nitrogenated fish juice box	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	purple bouncing paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	pulsating hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	bad high-proof blinking Jeppson's Malort	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	blinking zippy stress ball	0		Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	Sinatra's Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	tumbling spinning My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	squat hedge trimmers	0		
5116	blurry teal A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	pulsating bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	upside-down narrow Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	blurry tumbling ruddy Admiral's hat of James Dean of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	shaking lime green scorching wizardly strapping aviator's cap	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	mirror resourceful mirrored aviator shades of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	blue Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	huge Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	wobbly jittery Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	boiled nitrogenated Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	tasty half-sized elven hardtack	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	smooth watered-down teal elven squeeze	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	cyan lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	maroon E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	squat E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	teal carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	pickled upside-down yellow astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 40
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	colloidal narrow honeypot	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 13
5146	stale upside-down wild honey pie	3	decent	
5147	watered-down drinkable gray honey mead	2	good	
5148	nippy curative honey dipper of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5149	blurry inspector's Jack Frost's honeybritches	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: 20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	lightning-fast rock-hard stiffened honeycap	0		Damage Reduction: 6, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	nasty Moonthril Circlet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	up-at-dawn Moonthril Greaves	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	jittery pulsating electrified Moonthril Flamberge	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	supercool Moonthril Longbow	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	stiffened Moonthril Cuirass	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	teal Lo Pan's plush alielf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	ionized red Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	pulsating Sherlock's plush dogcat	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	blinking plush hamsterpus of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	plush ferrelf of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	yellow twirling scandalous plush alien hamsterpus	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	stanky plush mutated alielf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	knitted plush mutated alielephant of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	lime green blurry mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	grievous girl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	blinking lime green synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	spinning elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	liquefied corrupted transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	tumbling spinning Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	fuchsia elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	artisanal special jittery Saison du Lune	3	EPIC	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	tolerable high-proof Moonthril Schnapps	8	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	weak artisanal Wrecked Generator	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	big adequate wobbly Spaghetti with Moonballs	5	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	flavorless Crepes a la Lune	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	bland small Moon Pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	oxidized Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	non-liquefied irradiated gray Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	alkaline 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	wobbly Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	twirling Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	quadruple-quantum teal honey stick	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 58
5189	polymerized tarnished squat upside-down double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	miser's strapping Operation Patriot Shield of the ox	0		Muscle: 25, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	warmed irradiated jittery twirling shaking corrupted data	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	huge Great S-Cape of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	spinning blue scandalous Marvelous Unitard	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	vaporized wobbly gooey paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	dehydrated narrow beastly paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	twisted blinking paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	modified ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	twisted wobbly greasy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	dehydrated ghostly bug paste	1	decent	Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	compressed skewed hippy paste	1	decent	Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	powdered teal orc paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	dried bouncing demonic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	vaporized indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	distilled narrow wobbly paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	denatured lime green twirling goblin paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	compressed squat pirate paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	dried chlorophyll paste	1	good	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	compressed mirror ghostly paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	compressed Mer-kin paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	pickled shaking yellow slimy paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	pickled wobbly penguin paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	denatured pulsating huge elemental paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	dehydrated bouncing cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	compressed red hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	denatured blurry Crimbo paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	narrow Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	upside-down purple fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	tumbling Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	miniature toothsome teal Ur-Donut	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	squat box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	mediocre triple-distilled bucket of wine	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	adequate ultrafondue	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	mirror snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	wobbly borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	blurry upside-down box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	shining halo	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	Newton's furry halo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	maroon blurry frosty halo	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	time halo of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	acceptable Lumineux Limnio	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	acceptable Morto Moreto	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong bouncing Temps Tempranillo	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	lousy Bordeaux Marteaux	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	hand-crafted skewed Fromage Pinotage	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	bad enchanted Beignet Milgranet	3	decent	Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	tolerable Muschat	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	stale fancy cool jelly donut	4	decent	Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	flavorless jumbo cyan shrapnel jelly donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	special bland olive occult jelly donut	4	decent	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	spoiled thyme jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	decent immense danish	10	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	small adequate gray smashed danish	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	fancy low-calorie flavorless pulsating pulsating forbidden danish	1	decent	Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	bland half-sized blue cool cat claw	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	normal olive blunt cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	adequate huge shadowy cat claw	9	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	spoiled jumbo cheezburger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	adequate blinking toasted brie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	non-boiled potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	colloidal extra-dry upside-down too legit potion	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	corrupted flattened maroon Bright Water	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	quantum anodized mirror cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	enhanced gray graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	polymerized pickled blinking cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	improved modified chilled purple potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	non-moist shaking potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	colloidal extra-concentrated potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	super-galvanized blurry potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	flattened tarnished alkaline potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	wobbly holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	huge ghostly fuchsia chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	wobbly broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	red boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	rosy-cheeked hammerus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	blunt icepick of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	wobbly fluorescent lightbulb of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	beefcake's blammer of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	blinking gray resourceful clock-cleaning hammer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	beefcake's broken clock	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	chaotic dethklok	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	MacGyver's glacial clock	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	pulsating d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	huge d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	olive generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	blurry newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	moldy green phish stick	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	electrified MacGyver's healthy plastic vampire fangs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	mirror Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	blinking Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	skewed Jim Carey's Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	frosty Oprah's dance instructor's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	crafty Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	personal trainer's Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	ghostly Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	boiled wet blinking blue ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	wet magnetized teal blinking necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	diffused ghostly bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	flattened non-oxidized whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	pickled frozen dry press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	galvanized gray Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	altered unsweetened Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	quantum modified blue Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	vacuum-sealed electrified pulsating Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	ionized deionized Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	aged Ecto-Cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	artisanal extra-dry pulsating Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	artisanal Blood Light	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	bad Silver Bullet beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	perfectly mixed weak blurry Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	non-denatured galvanized shaking mirror sorority brain	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	improved modified cyan Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	concentrated triple-anodized twirling drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	crafty extra-see-thru nightie	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	jittery lion tamer's supercool BRAINS shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	scrunchie of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	flame-wreathed healthy extremely skinny jeans	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	cyan greedy frightening The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	weightlifter's strapping The Necbromancer's Stein of the brazier	0		Muscle: 20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	Sherlock's therapeutic razor-sharp The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	friendly Rosewater's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	jittery The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	practically non-alcoholic drinkable The Cooler Out of Space	1	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	green sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	triple-oxidized frozen jittery Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	blurry A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	teal A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	bouncing Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	bouncing Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	Temple Grandin's plastic trollipop	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	Tesla plastic Fudge Wizard	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	beefcake's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	boxer's plastic colollilossus	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	lime green jittery mansplainer's MacGyver's plastic Big Candy	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	compressed blinking groose grease	1	awesome	Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	gray spinning bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	bouncing blinking pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	family-friendly ridiculous belt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	occult ridiculous earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	ridiculous sunglasses of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	normal tiny squat ridiculous sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	acceptable watered-down ridiculous cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	spinning flame-wreathed zombie monkey necklace of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	lime green peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	extra-pressed electrified peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	adequate peppermint patty	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	squat gray candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	candy cane of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	shaking upside-down Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	Usain Bolt's avaricious shellacked cane-mail shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	Jim Carey's supercool strapping cane-mail pants	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	hand-crafted teal Vodka Matryoshka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	drinkable weak bouncing Gin Mint	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	perfectly mixed Tequiz Navidad	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	weak smooth Mint Yulep	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	mediocre irresponsibly strong Crimbojito	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	perfectly mixed Sangria de Menthe	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	energized improved double-pressed licorice root	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	galvanized squat banana supersucker	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	unsweetened narrow pear supersucker	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	Vulcanized dry shaking lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	triple-liquefied frozen kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	anodized huge strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	hardy bananarama bangle	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	sharpshooter's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	thinker's tourmalime tourniquet	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	huge personal trainer's kumquartz ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	blurry ruddy strawberyl necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	shaking sinister deadly sucker bucket	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	manspreader's sucker hakama	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	blinking shaking zippy sucker kabuto	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	extremely unsafe sucker tachi	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	blurry DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	upside-down fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	electrified fudge lily	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	ghostly superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	adjusted unsweetened fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	gigantic normal pulsating fudgesicle	9	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	olive narrow wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	magnetized activated tumbling maroon devilish folio	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	skewed dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	blinking vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	blurry avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	squat gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	tarnished wobbly Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	rotten fudge bunny	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	spinning bouncing fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	tumbling fudgecycle of the dark arts of the empath of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	vacuum-sealed double-energized fuchsia resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	improved resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	polymerized electrified jittery resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	Vulcanized twirling resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	cold-filtered irradiated olive resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	quantum lime green resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	non-irradiated huge resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	non-ionized resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	galvanized unsweetened resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	polymerized gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	electrified polarized gummi snake	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	pressed ghostly gummi canary	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	stale gummi bear	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	toothsome teal gummi bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	delicious miniature gummi bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	snack-sized decent drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	spoiled miniature drunki-bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	yummy miniature drunki-bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	aromatic gummi bowtie	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	sinister fudge pocket square	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	censurious lollipop cufflinks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	squat belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	ionized jittery mirror huge gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	aerosolized warmed green gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	altered twirling teal gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	narrow heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	pulsating pulsating therapeutic healthy Big Candy's tophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	spinning Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	skewed Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	bouncing Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	green Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	yellow blessed box	0		
5505	cyan pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	rotten tiny jerky coins	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	mediocre irresponsibly strong Go-Wassail	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	boiled polymerized Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	colloidal skewed bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	dry jittery wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	ghostly Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	cyan Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	skewed Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	squat huge pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	yellow huge pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	electrified Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	red do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	bite-sized moldy bouncing berries of suffering	1	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	double-ionized improved wobbly twirling baobab sap	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	olive shaking magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	wet boiled upside-down Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	irresponsibly strong lousy Barulio's bottle	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	triple-denatured gray jittery Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	wobbly Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	tumbling prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	quantum irradiated desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	gray crafty deadly Leapin' Trousers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10
5544	delicious watered-down shaking blue eggnog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	adequate gray hamhock	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	blurry Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	pulsating supercool Trusty	0		Moxie Percent: +20
5553	blurry can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	liquefied upside-down fireclutch	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 63
5556	padded beefcake's Rain-Doh wings	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	purple supercharged Rain-Doh laser gun of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	green greedy mansplainer's Rain-Doh lantern	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	ghostly Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	electrified deadly Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	adequate thick blue ghostly PB&BP	5	good	
5566	stale tiny club sandwich	1	decent	
5567	snack-sized flavorless corned-beef Reuben	2	decent	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	wobbly dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	teal Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	weak hand-crafted narrow Drac & Tan	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	watered-down drinkable Transylvania Sling	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	aged weak Shot of the Living Dead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	perfectly mixed blinking Buttery Knob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	delicious watered-down Slippery Knob	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	artisanal Flaming Knob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	tolerable squat Grasshopper	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	lousy spirit-forward twirling Locust	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	practically non-alcoholic bad Plague of Locusts	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	enchanted bad Red Dwarf	4	decent	Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	perfectly mixed Golden Mean	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	acceptable huge wobbly Green Giant	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	bad Aye Aye	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	bad Aye Aye, Captain	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	mediocre boozy Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	acceptable upside-down Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	triple-distilled lousy More Humanitini than Humanitini	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	mediocre Oh, the Humanitini	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	tolerable watered-down cyan Great Older Fashioned	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	mediocre irresponsibly strong Fuzzy Tentacle	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	enchanted lousy fortified Crazymaker	5	decent	Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	aged fancy blinking Zoodriver	3	awesome	Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	tolerable Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	artisanal Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Suffering Sinner	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	lousy Suppurating Sinner	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	watered-down hand-crafted Sizzling Sinner	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	aged distilled Firewater	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	lousy Earth and Firewater	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	tolerable weak Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	acceptable Slimosa	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	fancy practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Extra-slimy Slimosa	1	EPIC	Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	perfectly mixed weak Slimebite	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	aged watered-down Cement Mixer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Jackhammer	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	smooth enchanted Dump Truck	4	awesome	Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	spirit-forward aged blinking Fauna Libre	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	tolerable special Chakra Libre	4	good	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	acceptable Aura Libre	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	acceptable special Sazerorc	3	good	Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	hand-crafted Sazuruk-hai	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	practically non-alcoholic fancy drinkable Flaming Sazerorc	1	good	Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	aged Green Velvet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	smooth practically non-alcoholic Green Muslin	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	artisanal weak Green Burlap	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	hand-crafted Mohobo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	mediocre practically non-alcoholic spinning Moonshine Mohobo	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	drinkable Flaming Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	perfectly mixed Drunken Philosopher	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	bad watered-down green Drunken Neurologist	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	smooth upside-down Drunken Astrophysicist	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	mediocre blurry Dark & Starry	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	practically non-alcoholic lousy Black Hole	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Event Horizon	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	artisanal weak Herring Daiquiri	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	acceptable practically non-alcoholic special Herring Wallbanger	1	good	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	lousy spinning Herringtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	perfectly mixed bouncing Lollipop Drop	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	bad weak yellow Candy Alexander	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	acceptable watered-down Candicaine	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	drinkable squat blinking Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	fortified acceptable Flying Caipiranha	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	bad watered-down Flaming Caipiranha	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	lousy mirror Punchplanter	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	aged practically non-alcoholic huge Doublepunchplanter	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	tolerable distilled huge Haymaker	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	shaking crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	flavorless snack-sized fungus	2	decent	
5642	huge poisoned dart	0		
5643	super-dry altered purple stone wool	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 56
5644	stones	0		
5645	olive pulsating the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	bouncing calendar fragment	0		
5647	teal shaking calendar of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
5648	twirling auspicious brainy Boris's Helm	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	Fonzie's Rosewater's staph of homophones	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Alters Page Text
5650	Van der Graaf Boris's Helm (askew) of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	pulsating Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	rotten nailswurst	4	crappy	
5655	hand-crafted used beer	4	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	jittery fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	shaking slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	wobbly insulting hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	tumbling electrified offensive moustache	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
5661	therapeutic hairshirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	blurry pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	diet bland fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	1	decent	
5671	delicious tumbling slap and slap again	3	awesome	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	vaporized watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	energetic Ze&trade; goggles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	tumbling careful quilted stylish swimsuit	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	flavorless P.B.L.T.	4	decent	
5682	skewed note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	spinning quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	hale UV monocular	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
5689	wobbly drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	skewed pacification grenade	0		
5692	quantum disintegrator pistol of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
5693	sharpshooter's phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
5694	squat Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	hale bugbear detector	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	yellow lion tamer's Sinatra's The Lost Glasses	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	padded wax hat of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	spinning maroon Sherlock's sage wax pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	aerosolized frozen flattened drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	sage fireman's helmet of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	nippy fire axe	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	Annie Oakley's studded forbidden fire extinguisher	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	bland FDKOL hotcakes	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	yellow hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	bland jumbo shaking fiery wing	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	Jack Frost's smooth wings of fire	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	Tesla FDKOL fire hose	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	altered energized dry bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	bouncing molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	electrified veiny hot daub bun	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	ghostly Annie Oakley's hot daub stand of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	shaking Sherlock's Socratic foot-long hot daub	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	bland squat ghostly angst burger	3	decent	
5731	lousy shaking 5-hour acrimony	3	decent	
5732	wobbly blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	bland diet fuchsia forbidden sausage	1	decent	
5735	skewed arcane researcher's Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	colloidal moist Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 23
5737	denatured cold-filtered quadruple-galvanized daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	ghostly Sherlock's Camp Scout backpack	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	adequate huge bag of GORP	9	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	acceptable high-proof water purification pills	8	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	bouncing yellow Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic wobbly blinking pulsating CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	decent bag of GORF	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	toothsome low-calorie twirling wobbly bag of QWOP	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	non-pressed CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	watered-down enchanted artisanal CSA cheerfulness ration	2	EPIC	Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	upside-down Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	bland crappy brain	3	decent	
5753	flavorless decent brain	4	decent	
5754	stale good brain	3	decent	
5755	bland boss brain	3	decent	
5756	stale hunter brain	3	decent	
5758	MacGyver's Staff of Holiday Sensations of Leguizamo of doom	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	forbidden staff of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40
5760	Usain Bolt's resourceful quilted staff	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +80
5761	green Samson's weightlifter's Staff of the Scummy Sink of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): 8, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	blurry razor-sharp dangerous Superhero Reboots	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
5764	strapping fuzzy busby of James Dean	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	reassuring Tesla fuzzy earmuffs	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	cyan bouncing smelly steel-toed fuzzy montera of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	bouncing cyan Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	fuchsia twirling gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	mansplainer's Van der Graaf Barney's rake	0		Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5778	adequate thick idiot brain	5	good	
5779	clever keel-haulin' knife	0		Maximum MP: +20
5780	olive wicked ice cream scoop	0		Spell Damage: +5
5781	irresponsibly strong smooth soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	9	awesome	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	fuchsia weirdwood plank	0		
5785	jittery thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	squat smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	hardened right bear arm of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	Annie Oakley's supercharged Samson's left bear arm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	ribald Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
5794	ionized tarnished maroon Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 63
5795	double-ionized Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 33
5796	extra-frozen quadruple-ionized Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 63
5797	cold-filtered dry shaking squat Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 38
5798	adjusted Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 50
5799	boiled spinning eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 50
5800	Vulcanized pickled green Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 17
5801	corrupted Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 20
5802	electrified perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 31
5803	chilled bouncing White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 15
5804	alkaline galvanized alkaline Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 20
5805	oxidized extra-denatured polymerized twirling breath mint	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 37
5806	chilled triple-quantum dry wobbly jittery muesli	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 25
5807	colloidal liquefied adjusted glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 65
5808	ionized narrow blinking glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 13
5809	liquefied lime green Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 20
5810	corrupted magnetized wobbly lime green Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 52
5811	polarized alkaline skewed tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 65
5812	concentrated colloidal purple skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 54
5813	magnetized smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 62
5814	Vulcanized jittery blob of acid	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 38
5815	improved flayed mind	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 58
5816	magnetized shaking kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 54
5817	triple-nitrogenated magnetized forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 63
5818	magnetized flattened galvanized cyan upside-down Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 18
5819	ionized twirling gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 49
5820	chilled non-vacuum-sealed bull blubber	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 32
5821	oxidized electrified extra-dry red frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 45
5822	chilled dry bouncing gazely stare	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 42
5823	cold-filtered canopic jar	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 18
5824	anodized clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 40
5825	quadruple-improved vacuum-sealed Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 33
5826	magnetized polarized pickled zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 21
5827	concentrated teal skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 41
5828	magnetized dry tumbling skewed gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 31
5829	pressed frozen janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 26
5830	wet triple-pickled blurry pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 25
5831	alkaline galvanized green pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 20
5832	moist irradiated purple twirling secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 36
5833	unsweetened brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 43
5834	polymerized quantum shaking cyan holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 69
5835	boiled concentrated double-polymerized purple scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 62
5836	super-wet adjusted embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 54
5837	extra-ionized moist Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 25
5838	galvanized tarnished tumbling Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 21
5839	aerosolized ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 53
5840	cold-filtered concentrated spinning Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 47
5841	frozen polarized aerosolized jittery A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 42
5842	double-adjusted olive shaking toothbrush	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 34
5843	dry maroon upside-down pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 52
5844	pickled electrified liquefied una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 32
5845	alkaline pickled spinning blue jittery compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 27
5846	nitrogenated blinking salt water taffy	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 68
5847	dry yellow blurry spinning unholy water	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 15
5848	quadruple-activated irradiated Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 43
5849	liquefied ghostly handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 24
5850	electrified space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 46
5851	energized temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 61
5852	deionized ionized squat oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 37
5853	diffused stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 39
5854	aerosolized jittery blinking BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 40
5855	diffused blinking Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 19
5856	energized anodized skewed wobbly Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 39
5857	deionized gray grey cube	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 37
5858	corrupted votive candle	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 28
5859	Vulcanized upside-down booby trap	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 36
5860	unsweetened Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 62
5861	electrified dry good ash	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 34
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	Vulcanized unsweetened papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	diffused papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	ionized wet diffused papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	purple perfumed double-paned papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	chilly papier-m&acirc;chine gun of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	wobbly teal Herculean papier-masque of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	deadly supercool papier-mitre	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	twirling lion tamer's clever papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	narrow blinking papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	ghostly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	smooth Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Moxie: +15
5879	green Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	teal packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	wobbly skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	hale healthy cool skeleton skis	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	bland small skeleton quiche	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's coward's Jim Carey's Bonestabber	0		Monster Level: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	acceptable watered-down crystal skeleton vodka	2	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	auxiliary backbone of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	olive skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	narrow ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	triple-denatured magnetized that gum you like	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 11
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	mirror Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	red canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	mixed olive Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	fuchsia pixel pill	0		
5907	pulsating pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	lime green brawny wedding ring of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	shaking hale strapping Solstice Shield	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20
5913	modified cyan candy sushi set	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	concentrated moist maroon sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	super-anodized cold-filtered blurry beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	liquefied ionized sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	quadruple-flattened galvanized maroon cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	wholesome plastic animelf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	pulsating up-at-dawn plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	double-paned plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	aromatic plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	green fireproof plastic MechaElf	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	ghostly plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	teal electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	gray ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	narrow BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	wholesome brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	fuchsia bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	upside-down blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	experienced weightlifter's plastic four-shadowed mime of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	frosty plastic Bugbear Captain of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	hardy plastic Rene C. Corman of terror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	cyan ghostly healthy forbidden plastic Lord Flameface	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	greasy plastic Beebee King	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	supercharged plastic Queen Bee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	skewed MacGyver's plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	friendly plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	squat plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	energetic plastic spiderbugbear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	spinning nippy plastic peacannon	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	jittery beefcake's plastic the Free Man	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	purple plastic fire servant of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	Temple Grandin's plastic mumblebee	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	mirror brainy plastic moneybee	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	lime green coward's plastic beebee gunners	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	vibrating plastic beebee queue	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	avaricious plastic buzzerker	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	crafty plastic bee swarm	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	medical-grade plastic batbugbear	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	lime green steel-toed plastic bugaboo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	spinning squat thinker's plastic ops bugbear	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	narrow beefcake's plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	coward's plastic cavebugbear	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	green upside-down sage plastic Norville Rogers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	friendly plastic Scott the Miner	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	Herculean plastic angry space marine	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	jittery chilly plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	MacGyver's plastic Father McGruber	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	shaking lightning-fast plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	nippy plastic blazing bat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	red crafty electronic dulcimer pants of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	tumbling cyan A-Boo clue	0		
5965	narrow auspicious smartaleck's Frown Exerciser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	wobbly soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	scorching soul mask	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
5971	skewed record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	blurry olive record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	jittery zippy nasty Samson's silent beret	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	moldy small slice of pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	ghostly huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	smooth tumbling tankard of ale	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	Lo Pan's groovy cloth cap of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	jittery mirror executive miser's fortified iron dagger	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: 50, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	spoiled enchanted hamburger	3	crappy	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	blurry dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	squat potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	mediocre strong bouncing bottle of wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	pulsating blinking round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	prompt deadly iron helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	scorching clever banded steel sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	rotten whole roasted chicken	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	cyan potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	fancy hand-crafted shining goblet	3	EPIC	Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	huge smartaleck's crown of the dark arts of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	friendly shellacked sword of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	avaricious smooth Helm of the Scream Emperor of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	horrifying supercool Cloak of Dire Shadows of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	rock-hard fortified Sword of Dark Omens of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	greasy Oprah's Shield of Icy Fate of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	aromatic horrifying stiffened Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	therapeutic arcane researcher's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	smartaleck's Rosewater's Boots of Twilight Whispers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	avaricious double-paned stiffened Belt of Howling Anger	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	blurry logging hatchet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
6011	orc wrist of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
6012	personal trainer's freshwater pearl necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
6013	ghostly supercharged orcish stud-finder of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25
6014	lightning-fast screwing pooch	0		Initiative: +40
6015	boiled mirror orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 64
6016	corrupted vacuum-sealed orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 41
6017	denatured extra-quantum skewed squat orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 27
6018	triple-distilled delicious spinning backwoods screwdriver	9	awesome	
6019	loadstone of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
6020	tumbling ribald Claybender glasses of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
6021	family-friendly hardy Duskwalker fangs	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	fireproof veiny Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	huge up-at-dawn Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Adventures: +5
6025	ionized double-improved Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 18
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	blurry Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	spinning dress pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	narrow experienced badge of authority	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
6032	pulsating up-at-dawn friendly motorcycle boots	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6033	Rosewater's thinker's stolen necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30
6034	mirror veiny troll britches of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	triple-moist alkaline spinning vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 29
6036	tolerable weak twirling red artisanal limoncello	2	good	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	bland incredible pizza	3	decent	
6039	lime green up-at-dawn personal trainer's oil cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	blinking smooth oil lamp of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6041	purple oil slacks of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	mirror manspreader's oil pan	0		Monster Level: +10
6043	squat squat boid	0		
6044	ghostly woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	blurry BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	upside-down family-friendly energetic Misty Cloak	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6048	lightning-fast weightlifter's Misty Robe	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +40
6049	perfumed rock-hard Sinatra's Misty Cape	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +5
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	gigantic adequate Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	10	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	drinkable irresponsibly strong pulsating Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	7	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	double-dry wobbly olive Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	blurry psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	Meatcleaver of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	scorching Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	brainy Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	frosty Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	scorching Crimbo tree flocker	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	stanky Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	huge zippy Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	green goblin collarbone	0		
6067	smelly Truthsayer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	green goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	twirling twirling sword blade	0		
6071	huge blinking Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	vacuum-sealed tumbling upside-down haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	tarnished narrow magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	concentrated polarized 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	acceptable McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	stale fancy haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	decent	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	teal school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	narrow upside-down smooth haggis socks	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	squat airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	squat Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	wobbly Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Microplushie: Otakulone of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	wizardly Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	teal razor-sharp Microplushie: Bropane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	sizzling Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	fuchsia gravedigger's Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	educational Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	green strapping Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	tumbling Sinatra's Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	blinking Tesla Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	thinker's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	upside-down Microplushie: Hipsterine of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	maroon Thinknerd T-Shirt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	twirling upside-down gray homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	cyan twirling Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	wobbly Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	therapeutic sage Ginsu&trade;	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	upside-down wobbly bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	lime green blinking zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	blinking zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	maroon zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	bouncing CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	teal goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	boozy artisanal Chinese beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	blinking furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	polymerized blinking maroon bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	Temple Grandin's novelty tattoo sleeves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	upside-down furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	ghostly makeshift yakuza mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	blurry piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	chilly MacGyver's extremely unsafe White Dragon Fang	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	sinister butterfly knife	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	huge pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	blurry strapping weighted paperclip chain	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	jittery great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	mirror hale rubber gloves	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	wobbly Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	fuchsia triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	jumbo stale roasted duck	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	big spoiled dead meat bun	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	cat collar of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	miser's padded suspicious-looking fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	maroon Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	cyan Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	enchanted rotten upside-down carrot cake	4	crappy	Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	artisanal yellow carrot claret	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	denatured twirling carrot juice	1	good	Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	blinking pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	spinning blue flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	prompt Byte of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	rock-hard anger blaster	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	foul-smelling doubt cannon	0		Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	fear condenser of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	huge ghostly beefcake's regret hose	0		Muscle: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	narrow gray nippy wicked commodore's hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	wobbly naval trousers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	teal ribald stanky deck cannon	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	chaotic ornamental sextant	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	ghostly skewed studded Bloodbath of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	tolerable strong narrow Hundred Headed IPA	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	diet rotten tumbling chum	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	colloidal activated spinning crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 15
6172	ionized upside-down candy crayons	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	chilly baleful pixel grappling hook	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +5
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	huge cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	skewed upside-down cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	pulsating yellow cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	bouncing cosmic fruit	0		
6184	quilted weightlifter's Jarlsberg's hat of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +50
6185	flavorless consummate hard-boiled egg	3	decent	
6186	toothsome fancy consummate fried egg	3	awesome	Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 10
6187	decent super-sized consummate egg salad	5	good	
6188	delicious fancy thick narrow consummate bagel	5	awesome	Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 45
6189	rotten immense teal consummate sliced bread	9	crappy	
6190	miniature rotten consummate hot dog bun	2	crappy	
6191	rotten consummate brownie	3	crappy	
6192	normal tiny consummate toast	1	good	
6193	watered-down delicious blurry passable stout	2	awesome	
6194	decent purple consummate soup	3	good	
6195	snack-sized bland consummate corn chips	2	decent	
6196	delicious special consummate salad	3	awesome	Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 35
6197	rotten consummate salsa	3	crappy	
6198	flavorless jumbo consummate sauerkraut	5	decent	
6199	rotten consummate cheese slice	3	crappy	
6200	decent miniature consummate melted cheese	2	good	
6201	bland consummate bacon	4	decent	
6202	rotten enchanted shaking consummate meatloaf	3	crappy	Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 10
6203	decent consummate steak	3	good	
6204	bland thick consummate cuts	5	decent	
6205	diet flavorless consummate frankfurter	1	decent	
6206	delicious bite-sized consummate french fries	1	awesome	
6207	spoiled miniature ghostly consummate baked potato	2	crappy	
6208	aged acceptable vodka	3	awesome	
6209	spoiled consummate ice cream	4	crappy	
6210	normal huge consummate whipped cream	3	good	
6211	bland gray consummate cream	3	decent	
6212	rotten special red consummate strawberries	3	crappy	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 15
6213	flavorless snack-sized consummate sorbet	2	decent	
6214	drinkable jittery adequate rum	4	good	
6215	special delicious mediocre lager	4	awesome	Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 45
6216	moldy immaculate grilled cheese	4	crappy	
6217	immense adequate jittery immaculate ice cream sandwich	7	good	
6218	big decent immaculate hot dog	5	good	
6219	stale immaculate egg salad sandwich	4	decent	
6220	small normal perfect sandwich	2	good	
6221	adequate immense perfect chef salad	9	good	
6222	moldy snack-sized perfect breakfast	2	crappy	
6223	stale sublime deluxe hot dog	3	decent	
6224	toothsome sublime stew	3	awesome	
6225	big special decent sublime nachos	5	good	Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 35
6226	moldy Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	4	crappy	
6227	rotten narrow Loaded Baked Potato	3	crappy	
6228	moldy Omega Sundae	3	crappy	
6229	enchanted bad twirling Das Sauerlager	4	decent	Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 10
6230	hand-crafted Bologna Lambic	3	EPIC	
6231	tolerable Vodka Dog	4	good	
6232	artisanal weak Disappointed Russian	2	EPIC	
6233	aged Chunky Mary	4	awesome	
6234	aged Nachojito	4	awesome	
6235	drinkable fortified Le Roi	5	good	
6236	practically non-alcoholic lousy Over Easy Rider	1	decent	
6237	purple cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	double-dry dry shaking bouncing cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 27
6240	galvanized wet gray Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 41
6241	triple-boiled censored can label	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 19
6242	colloidal corrupted oxidized ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 66
6243	oxidized the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 30
6244	triple-vacuum-sealed aerosolized cat's paw	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 53
6245	cold-filtered diffused squat ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 32
6246	polymerized mirror demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 12
6247	concentrated clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 53
6248	unsweetened improved activated shaking gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 43
6249	huge dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	double-paned crafty healthy personal trainer's numberwang of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6251	Vulcanized super-modified scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	energized cyan scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	skewed gray Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	mirror nasty MacGyver's quilted Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	squat Sherlock's dance instructor's cool Staff of the Staff of Life of dire peril	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +25, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	savvy Staff of the Light Lunch of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	knitted medical-grade curative Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	zippy toasty coward's Staff of the All-Steak	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	chaotic medical-grade Staff of Fruit Salad of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	perfumed hale Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	delicious miniature grain of protein powder	2	awesome	
6268	ionized irradiated pec oil	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 64
6269	nasty gym membership card	0		Stench Damage: +5
6270	galvanized Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 32
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	knitted penguin keychain of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
6273	warmed concentrated purple O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 46
6274	bad open sauce	3	decent	
6275	vibrating smartaleck's turkey leg	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6276	drinkable Ye Olde Meade	3	good	
6277	adjusted blue Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 38
6278	mirror Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	huge baleful pewter claymore	0		Spell Damage: +25
6280	therapeutic artisanal rice peeler	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6281	tasty heirloom grape tomato	3	awesome	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	executive brown felt tophat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	pulsating gear	0		
6285	spinning knitted Mark I Steam-Hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	spinning frightening Jim Carey's Van der Graaf Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	blurry greedy perfumed Mark III Steam-Hat of terror of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	ghostly family-friendly lion tamer's wholesome groovy thinker's Mark IV Steam-Hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	zippy MacGyver's Mark V Steam-Hat of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	studded Sinatra's punk rock jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +80
6292	Newton's Rosewater's safety pin	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3
6293	rotten upside-down stolen sushi	4	crappy	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	mirror drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	ghostly fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	maroon model airship	0		
6300	non-warmed bouncing Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 54
6301	extra-corrupted unsweetened possibility potion	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 27
6302	blurry eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ghostly ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	horrifying Jim Carey's medical-grade quilted Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	squat skewed lightning-fast Lo Pan's extremely unsafe beefy Jarlsberg's pan of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	quadruple-electrified quantum celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	moist dry ghostly celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	concentrated upside-down celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	electrified celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	pulsating Uncle Buck of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Softcore Only
6312	blurry crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	yellow squat pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	blue zippy brainy SCUBA tank	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +20, Adventure Underwater
6316	huge mansplainer's deep six-shooter of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -10
6317	mirror Rosewater's thinker's sea chaps	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	pulsating ghostly studded Herculean beefcake's sea holster	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
6319	cold-filtered blurry shaking shavin' razor	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 59
6320	Sherlock's long-forgotten necklace	0		Item Drop: +25
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	wobbly Jack Frost's personal trainer's jam band of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25
6324	aromatic Samson's aquamariner's ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 8, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6325	twirling squat greedy stiffened Herculean aquamariner's necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6326	asbestos-lined pearl diver's ring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6327	tumbling family-friendly smartaleck's pearl diver's necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	mirror scimitar cozy	0		
6330	twirling fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	squat tumbling veiny healthy educational cozy scimitar	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Breakable
6333	teal spinning greasy educational Staff of the Cozy Fish of terror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Breakable
6334	inspector's educational cozy bazooka of the glutton	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100, Breakable
6335	inspector's weightlifter's sea mantle	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +15
6336	sea shawl of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +7, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	narrow wobbly Jim Carey's banded sea cape	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	sizzling brawny muddy pirate hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	sizzling rock-hard floral-print skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	Temple Grandin's Newton's spectral axe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +7
6342	chaotic Rosewater's super-strong air freshener	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10
6343	adjusted shaking red Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 65
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	energized electrified Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 25
6346	skewed teal Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	concentrated concentrated improved olive Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 33
6348	Mer-kin dragbelt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 23, Single Equip
6349	bouncing grievous Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	Mer-kin gutgirdle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	wobbly foul-smelling Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Stench Damage: +10
6352	jittery steel-toed Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +50
6353	gray Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	energized magnetized Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 66
6355	anodized tumbling Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 60
6356	shaking Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	ghostly blinking Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	perfumed Mer-kin begsign	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	activated pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	flattened extra-frozen pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	non-corrupted pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	moist moist energized fuchsia pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	Vulcanized dry wet pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	denatured deionized ghostly pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	extra-alkaline pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	maroon Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	fortified artisanal enchanted can of the cheapest beer	5	EPIC	Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 5
6372	practically non-alcoholic mediocre bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	1	decent	
6373	hand-crafted single swig of vodka	3	EPIC	
6374	olive angry inch	0		
6375	sharpshooter's testy toolbox	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	blinking Jick-o-User	0		
6378	jittery eraser nubbin	0		
6379	blue chlorine crystal	0		
6380	dry vacuum-sealed olive ph balancer	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 45
6381	moist altered mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 29
6382	cyan nugget of sodium	0		
6383	fuchsia root beer	1	EPIC	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	electrified concentrated Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 32
6390	super-energized super-anodized spinning Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 53
6391	vacuum-sealed ionized Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 38
6392	upside-down Rosewater's scale-mail underwear of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	quadruple-improved tumbling comb jelly	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 16
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	bouncing inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	super-ionized narrow Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 21
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	energized quadruple-pressed wobbly tear	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 53
6402	altered squat jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 37
6403	enhanced wobbly narrow grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 57
6404	adjusted deionized violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
6405	concentrated nitrogenated worst candy	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 17
6406	improved concentrated teal fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 39
6407	lightning-fast sinister Pocket Square of Loathing of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	shaking corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	squat bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	gray KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	decent half-sized mirror flavorless gruel	2	good	
6416	moldy mana curds	4	crappy	
6417	twirling twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	frozen nitrogenated red moth dust	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 39
6420	concentrated glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 66
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	moldy vampire chowder	4	crappy	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	adequate Dreadsylvanian stew	3	good	
6427	drinkable bouncing Dreadsylvanian	4	good	
6428	super-electrified polymerized denatured olive Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 14
6429	altered blinking Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 64
6430	shaking frosty grievous dreadful fedora	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	avaricious dreadful sweater	0		Meat Drop: +30, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	therapeutic dreadful glove	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	blinking Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	Van der Graaf razor-sharp sage Covers-Your-Head	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	huge curative wholesome Sinatra's Drapes-You-Regally	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	huge Jim Carey's banded wicked Warms-Your-Tush	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	flame-retardant coward's Helps-You-Sleep	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Blind
6444	bouncing pulsating friendly stylish Quiets-Your-Steps of terror	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6445	jittery Annie Oakley's Protects-Your-Junk of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
6446	hand-crafted shaking Gets-You-Drunk	4	EPIC	
6447	lard-coated energetic groovy Great Wolf's headband	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	tumbling greasy hardy extremely unsafe Great Wolf's left paw	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	greedy therapeutic strapping Great Wolf's right paw	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	huge hardy Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	skewed lard-coated wholesome savvy Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	huge ghostly Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	double-liquefied gray spinning jittery Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 32
6454	cyan gravedigger's Lo Pan's resourceful zombie mariachi hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	shaking miser's flame-wreathed dance instructor's zombie accordion	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	supercharged zombie mariachi pants of Tarzan of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	supercharged beefcake's HOA regulation book of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30
6458	twirling jittery lightning-fast electrified HOA zombie eyes of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6459	upside-down HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	hardy arcane researcher's beefcake's Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	careful electrified Mayor Ghost's cloak of the empath	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	blurry smelly thinker's Mayor Ghost's khakis of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	narrow foul-smelling Mayor Ghost's gavel of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	extremely unsafe cool Mayor Ghost's sash of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	tiny moldy ghost pepper	1	crappy	
6469	skewed smelly forbidden Thunkula's drinking cap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: 150, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	sizzling lion tamer's Temple Grandin's Drunkula's cape	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	cyan ghostly flame-wreathed sinister Drunkula's silky pants of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	skewed Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	Samson's smartaleck's Drunkula's ring of haze of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	Sherlock's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Item Drop: +25
6475	watered-down acceptable bottle of Bloodweiser	2	good	
6476	shaking miser's inspector's foul-smelling Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	bouncing rock-hard quilted Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	sharpshooter's energetic padded Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	censurious Jeselnik's nippy Temple Grandin's quilted Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6480	healthy Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Thorns: 1
6481	Sinatra's stylish Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5
6482	electrified experienced Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6483	special Kool-Aid	1	good	Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 10
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	spinning dreadful roast	0		
6487	twirling stinking agaricus	0		
6488	fancy yummy miniature Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2	awesome	Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 30
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	ghostly unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	purple tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	sage Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	skewed blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	aged weak bloody kiwitini	2	awesome	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	blinking polished moon-amber	0		
6501	mirror shellacked stiffened moon-amber necklace of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
6502	cyan Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	blue ghost pencil	0		
6504	skewed double-paned scorching wizardly hangman's hood	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
6505	weightlifter's ring finger ring of Leguizamo of horror	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	flame-wreathed cool iron helmet of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	brainy cool iron breastplate of horror	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6510	Jeselnik's scorching cool iron greaves	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	slick ghost shawl of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +3
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	shaking lightning-fast warm fur	0		Initiative: +40
6514	snowstick of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6515	twirling beefcake's eerie fetish	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
6516	drinkable weak stinkwater	2	good	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	flavorless accidental mutton	3	decent	
6519	foul-smelling drafty drawers of courage	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	chilly occult wolfskull mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	thinker's guts necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
6522	blinking smelly groping claw of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6523	huge careful vengeful spirit	0		Monster Level: -10
6524	twirling BOOtonniere of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6525	adjusted denatured ghost thread	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 22
6526	occult bag of unfinished business of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6527	chilly transparent pants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	nasty hothammer	0		Stench Damage: +5
6529	bad watered-down Thriller Ice	2	decent	
6530	green nasty grandfather watch	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	Lo Pan's Samson's spyglass	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6533	gray ruddy vial of hot blood	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
6534	skewed razor-sharp remorseless knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6535	nippy intimidating coiffure	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	therapeutic banded cod cape	0		Damage Absorption: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6537	small adequate blood sausage	2	good	
6538	clever Da Vinci's frying brainpan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +20
6539	weightlifter's ball and chain of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
6540	strapping dry bone	0		Muscle: +5
6541	tailbone shield of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Thorns: 1
6542	shellacked tonguebone	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
6543	forbidden dance instructor's pogo stick	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
6545	twirling spinning chaotic Van der Graaf hale weedy skirt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	olive dog trainer's pants of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	ghostly Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	upside-down cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	wobbly cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	green stench cluster	0		
6555	narrow sleaze cluster	0		
6556	moist Vulcanized phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 40
6557	ionized double-denatured green phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 43
6558	alkaline quadruple-warmed ionized blurry phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 31
6559	adjusted phial of stench	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 26
6560	galvanized extra-Vulcanized upside-down phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 27
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	Jack Frost's hand of Mr. Cards	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	super-sized spoiled upside-down Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	5	crappy	
6565	flavorless thick Dreadsylvanian pocket	5	decent	
6566	small stale narrow teal Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	decent	
6567	spoiled pulsating blurry Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	crappy	
6568	rotten Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	4	crappy	
6569	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1	decent	
6570	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1	good	
6571	aged watered-down wobbly Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2	awesome	
6572	perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6573	hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	mirror clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	spinning Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	huge Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	narrow vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	hot dog wrapper of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
6585	Socratic debonair deboner of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +20
6586	tarnished liquefied upside-down chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 49
6587	chilly jar of frostigkraut	0		Cold Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1
6588	spinning spinning weightlifter's gnawed-up dog bone of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3
6589	spinning clever Grey Guanon	0		Maximum MP: +20, Damage Aura: 1
6590	tumbling clever hardy Engorged Sausages and You of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Booze Drop: +100
6591	distilled mediocre dream of a dog	5	decent	
6592	Lo Pan's rock-hard groovy optimal spreadsheet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	mixed epic cluster	1	decent	
6596	blinking clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	twirling clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	squat clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	blue clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	ghostly clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	squat clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	blurry squat clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	tolerable mirror Cold One	4	???	
6616	toothsome spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	green over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	bouncing folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	blurry folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	bouncing folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	mirror folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	bouncing folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	twirling folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	skewed shaking folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	bouncing folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	bouncing squat folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	skewed folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	jittery blue folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	tumbling folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	huge folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	wobbly rosewater-soaked frightening slide rule	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
6649	frozen twirling jittery Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 63
6650	blinking Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	upside-down twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	perfectly mixed stepmom's booze	4	EPIC	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	wool band T-shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +1
6655	hand-crafted spirit-forward squat blinking fountain 'soda'	5	EPIC	
6656	shaking illegal firecracker	0		
6657	teal ghostly energetic pickelhaube of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	galvanized electrified irradiated hair oil	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 32
6659	dry huge scrap	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 26
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	maroon suspension bridge	0		
6662	skewed Sherlock's Sinatra's Staff of the Lunch Lady of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25
6663	huge universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	nasty strapping deathchucks	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +5
6666	skewed eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	jittery Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated gray sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 32
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	green yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	wobbly blue stinkbomb	0		
6675	activated twirling superwater	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 16
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	lime green Yearbook Club Camera of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	studded machete	0		Damage Absorption: +80
6680	lousy blinking Cursed Punch	4	decent	
6681	hand-crafted blurry Bowl of Scorpions	3	EPIC	
6682	mediocre Fog Murderer	4	decent	
6683	skewed book of matches	0		
6684	Sherlock's surgical mask	0		Item Drop: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	censurious half-size scalpel	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	Samson's surgical apron	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	horrifying bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	spinning McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	blurry McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	spinning boring binder clip	0		
6695	upside-down McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	squat crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	upside-down stone triangle	0		
6702	wobbly bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	awesome	
6704	greasy short-handled mop of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6705	moldy upside-down narrow jungle floor wax	3	crappy	
6706	tumbling smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	electrified warmed colorful toad	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 47
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	shaking lime green attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	ghostly scandalous healthy pygmy briefs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	mirror quilted brainy sphygmomanometer	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +40
6716	wet pickled tarnished spinning narrow bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 35
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	ghostly wool compression stocking of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1
6719	veiny dangerous midriff scrubs	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10
6720	ionized anodized pill cup	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 60
6721	blue careful water bottle of chilblains of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	Vulcanized quantum twirling pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 19
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	immense enchanted spoiled exotic jungle fruit	6	crappy	Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 5
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	blurry dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ghostly ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	red funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	spinning junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	twirling jagged scrap	0		
6739	modified concentrated bent scrap	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 47
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	skewed MacGyver's junk band	0		Maximum MP: +100
6743	junk trunks of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	pulsating up-at-dawn junk-mail shirt	0		Adventures: +5
6745	half-sized stale junk food	2	decent	
6746	watered-down artisanal junk yard	2	EPIC	
6747	skewed lightning-fast shellacked swordzall	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +40
6748	ruddy arm buzzer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
6749	energetic arcane researcher's boilgun	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
6750	shaking shaking Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	blue packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	blue narrow cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	triple-distilled tolerable blinking can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	6	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed can of Drooling Monk	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	mediocre can of Impetuous Scofflaw	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	triple-distilled lousy tumbling bottle of Old Pugilist	9	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	tolerable strong bottle of Professor Beer	5	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bottle of Rapier Witbier	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	fancy artisanal bottle of Race Car Red	3	EPIC	Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	special bad bottle of Greedy Dog	3	decent	Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	lousy watered-down bottle of Lambada Lambic	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	squat artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	MacGyver's brawny tin tam of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	cold-filtered tin cup	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	huge supercharged healthy tin foil of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	wobbly sage tin drum of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	blue tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	red tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	upside-down teal bouncing tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	flattened diffused foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 44
6777	ionized unsweetened spinning shaking maroon seal sweat	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 23
6778	corrupted anodized mirror boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	nasty studded sealhide shield of horror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6781	lime green personal trainer's sage scabrous seal epaulets	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
6782	narrow abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	forbidden baleful stylish seal medal	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	skewed gray blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	blinking broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	jittery soap knife	0		
6795	deionized concentrated wobbly disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 35
6796	dry disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 63
6797	ionized disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 49
6798	chilled pulsating upside-down pulsating disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 21
6799	improved quantum disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 47
6800	irradiated dry cyan disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 63
6801	quantum disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 11
6802	quadruple-chilled non-altered non-quantum shaking maroon disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 22
6803	ionized irradiated polymerized ghostly disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 62
6804	galvanized oxidized disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 25
6805	triple-deionized disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 18
6806	double-pressed nitrogenated upside-down twirling disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 64
6807	huge Jack Frost's strapping The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	beer-battered accordion of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	coward's baritone accordion	0		Monster Level: -20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	ghostly deadly mama's squeezebox	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	dog trainer's guancertina	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	accordion file of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	green zippy accord ion	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	inspector's bone bandoneon	0		Item Drop: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	pentatonic accordion of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	rock-hard non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	perfumed Accordion of Jordion of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	slick autocalliope	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	pulsating rosy-cheeked accordionoid rocca	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	pygmy concertinette of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	lime green rosewater-soaked dog trainer's ghost accordion	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	lime green upside-down peace accordion of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	ghostly upside-down alarm accordion of extreme caution of the empath	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	fuchsia smartaleck's stylish All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	flame-retardant wizardly KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
6828	drinkable squat discocktail	3	good	
6829	blurry shaking KoL Con X Bingo Card of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
6830	reassuring Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
6831	boiled magnetized alkaline Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 12
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	modified quadruple-wet maroon Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 13
6834	quantum mirror box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 20
6835	corrupted ionized bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 56
6836	polymerized flattened denatured jittery PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 14
6837	pickled ionized Swizzler	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 42
6838	dry altered Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 61
6839	double-denatured super-colloidal fuchsia jam	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 52
6840	dry nitrogenated Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 46
6841	anodized quantum pulsating 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 26
6842	wet vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 18
6843	nitrogenated aerosolized boiled purple bone bons	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 31
6844	boiled frozen ironic mint	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 58
6845	red unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	jittery killing jar	0		
6848	security flashlight of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
6849	altered Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 17
6850	scandalous therapeutic padded sturdy cane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	squat Da Vinci's Bal-musette accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	brainy Cajun accordion	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	quirky accordion of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	skewed blue stanky hale Skipper's accordion	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	tumbling knitted scorching lion tamer's energetic Pantsgiving	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	massive decent can of sardines	8	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	half-sized normal purple high-calorie sugar substitute	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	rotten shaking pat of butter	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	moldy thick dinner roll	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	tasty mashed potatoes	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	flavorless whole turkey leg	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	bland deviled egg	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	galvanized fuchsia tumbling finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	boiled blinking dented spoon	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	quadruple-alkaline triple-deionized love note	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	gray school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	modified ionized nail file	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	non-liquefied activated narrow twirling candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	activated post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	mirror pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	energetic cool bowl of petunias of incineration of temperance	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	baleful power sock of dire peril of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	spinning Sherlock's personal trainer's smooth wool sock of James Dean	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	ghostly narrow prompt miser's extremely unsafe moustache sock of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	pressed spirit gum	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 47
6886	huge spirit pillow	0		
6887	wobbly spirit sheet	0		
6888	purple spirit mattress	0		
6889	shaking spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	bouncing family-friendly spirit bell of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	aerosolized blinking spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	corrupted colloidal freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	oxidized blinking blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	polarized tumbling green handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	corrupted chilled altered pulsating fuchsia tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	vacuum-sealed Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	gray Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	skewed Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	squat experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	narrow flame-wreathed frosty flask flops	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6903	oxidized corrupted polymerized nuts	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	pickled enhanced bolts	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	decent gingerbread robot	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	delicious fancy jumbo petit 4.1	5	awesome	Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	enchanted flavorless nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	veiny plastic GORM-8	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	Jeselnik's plastic warbear	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	wobbly frosty plastic Toybot	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	ribald plastic warbear fortress	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	Temple Grandin's supercool plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	Sherlock's vibrating warbear hoverbelt of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	twirling warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	activated squat warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	double-unsweetened wobbly warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	magnetized polarized ghostly warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	yummy warbear feasting bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	small moldy warbear warrior bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	immense flavorless warbear thermoregulator bread	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	extra-dry perfectly mixed huge mirror warbear feasting mead	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	lousy distilled warbear bearserker mead	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	perfectly mixed special warbear blizzard mead	4	EPIC	Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	green up-at-dawn warbear plain fedora of the brute of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	manspreader's warbear feathered fedora	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	scorching Annie Oakley's Fonzie's warbear fedora	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	asbestos-lined warbear plain helm of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	auspicious warbear spiked helm	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	frosty Samson's groovy warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	maroon clever Newton's warbear plain ushanka of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	skewed smooth warbear lined ushanka	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	wobbly frightening wicked smooth warbear heated ushanka	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	ribald cool warbear party pants of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	beefcake's warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	censurious flame-wreathed razor-sharp warbear high festival pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	rosy-cheeked studded beefcake's warbear battle greaves	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	bouncing pulsating wizardly warbear officer greaves	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	skewed up-at-dawn chaotic warbear bearserker greaves of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	prompt arcane researcher's Newton's warbear johns	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	squat sinister warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	Sherlock's warbear johns of the ox of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	huge warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	shaking fuchsia banded sinister warbear goggles of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	jittery wicked warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	huge wool rock-hard warbear polarized goggles of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	red ghostly therapeutic forbidden beefcake's warbear laser bowtie	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	stylish warbear plasma bowtie	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	ghostly flame-retardant Lo Pan's padded warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	blinking upside-down careful Herculean warbear warscarf of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	lime green electrified warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	mirror fuchsia therapeutic warbear warscarf of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	red occult warbear foil hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	green warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	squat wicked Herculean warbear oil pan	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	yellow warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	shaking smelly warbear exhaust manifold	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	bouncing warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	twirling warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	blurry warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	wobbly tumbling warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	mirror blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	squat Temple Grandin's die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	yellow bouncing stanky die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	beefcake's die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	chaotic die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	jittery twirling sage die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	wobbly ghostly die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	steel-toed die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	spinning Fonzie's die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	spinning mirror personal trainer's die-cast factory worker elf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	deadly die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	weightlifter's die-cast middle-management elf	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	pulsating huge rock-hard die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	ghostly die-cast stocking-stuffer elf of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	twirling die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	green spinning die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	squat Tesla die-cast death ray in a pear tree of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	chaotic die-cast turtle mech	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	twirling MacGyver's die-cast Swiss hen	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	hardened die-cast killing bird	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	huge horrifying die-cast ring	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	jittery friendly die-cast goose a-laying	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	pulsating die-cast swarm a-swarming of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	banded die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	gray die-cast arc-welding Elfborg of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	studded die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	vibrating smartaleck's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	jittery twirling energetic experienced die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	hale die-cast Don Crimbo of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	quilted die-cast Uncle Hobo of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	tumbling ribald smelly die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	nitrogenated Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	fuchsia lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	denatured handful of Smithereens	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	decent Every Day is Like This Sundae	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	adequate tiny Miserable Pie	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	moldy This Charming Flan	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	weak hand-crafted huge Irish Coffee, English Heart	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	acceptable twirling Strikes Again Bigmouth	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	artisanal watered-down Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	skewed Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	greedy asbestos-lined fireproof hardened Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: 8, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	frosty curative Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of terror of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	mirror sizzling lion tamer's arcane researcher's beefcake's Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	blinking prompt miser's horrifying Tesla A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	jittery reassuring extremely unsafe razor-sharp Fonzie's Half a Purse	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: 125, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	supercharged rock-hard quilted Hairpiece On Fire of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	nasty Annie Oakley's hale wholesome Vicar's Tutu	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	vibrating Samson's Hand in Glove of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	friendly Meat Tenderizer is Murder of James Dean of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	executive shellacked personal trainer's Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	gray twirling Van der Graaf healthy wizardly Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	Jim Carey's smooth Saucepanic of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	pulsating flame-retardant dance instructor's Samson's Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	upside-down huge resourceful ruddy Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	huge Jeselnik's third-hand lantern	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7031	spinning loose purse strings	0		
7032	enchanted stale miniature skewed pickled egg	2	decent	Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 35
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	EPIC	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	bouncing warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	purple warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	denatured colloidal skewed warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	diffused squat ghostly glass slipper	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	dried blue mirror antimatter wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	deionized warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	boiled corrupted green warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	polymerized boiled lime green warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	snack-sized flavorless warbear gyro	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	super-galvanized anodized ionized squat recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	bland huge breakfast mess	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	rotten breakfast miracle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	quantum Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	bouncing warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	spinning grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	jittery Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	altered grim fairy tale	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	tumbling grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	warmed altered jittery single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	pressed wet pulsating single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 69
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	half-sized decent snow berries	2	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	diet decent ice harvest	1	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	electrified spinning frost flower	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	magnetized colloidal snow cleats	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	warmed adjusted jittery liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	upside-down maroon snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	rotten snow crab	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	hand-crafted triple-distilled ghostly Ice Island Long Tea	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	tumbling unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	blinking ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	zippy snow mobile	0		Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	censurious ice bucket	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	spinning wool groovy snow shovel	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	crafty bod-ice of dire peril of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	reassuring sizzling Temple Grandin's Jim Carey's snow belt	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	Van der Graaf dangerous arcane researcher's ice nine of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	perfectly mixed jittery En Una Fila Tequila	4	EPIC	
7091	ghostly Skully's hot chocolate	1	EPIC	
7092	warbear dress helmet of terror of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	rosewater-soaked frosty warbear dress bracers	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	toasty ruddy warbear dress greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	squat shellacked sweatband of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	blinking gym shorts of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	arcane researcher's strapping ankleweights	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	Sherlock's censurious therapeutic slick sweat socks	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	mirror pulsating Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	mixed Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	blurry pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	alkaline ionized powder	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	bouncing shaking hardy licorice whip	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	gray anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	acceptable watered-down snakebite	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	nippy candy stick of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	small bland upside-down pecan	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	adequate mirror pecan pie	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	special bland small candy mountain oyster	2	decent	Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	enchanted delicious pulsating chocotini	3	awesome	Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	sage brawny weightlifter's chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	big bland candy carrot	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	big bland candy carrot cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	family-friendly electrified carrot-on-a-stick	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	boxer's weasel stomping pants of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	flavorless teal mulberry	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	lousy mulled berry wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	shaking lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	Samson's lemon party hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	olive miser's lemon shirt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	stylish lemon drop trousers	0		Moxie: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	quantum fuchsia lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	avaricious Da Vinci's gummi sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	enhanced chilled blurry pulsating small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	chocolate cow bone of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	polymerized gummi fang	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	bland green leftover canap&eacute;s	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	tolerable triple-distilled yellow magnum of champagne	10	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	MacGyver's Rosewater's cow creamer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	improved cold-filtered double-vacuum-sealed squat Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	twirling educational strapping wolf whistle	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	adequate witch's bread	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	alkaline witch's brew	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	nippy Tesla witch's bra of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	irresponsibly strong tolerable mid-level medieval mead	6	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	dry moist R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	vacuum-sealed hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	Vulcanized nitrogenated gray hare brush	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	yellow friendly wholesome hare pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	adequate shaking cinnamon cannoli	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	mediocre expensive champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	super-flattened wet polo trophy	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	bouncing rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	maroon ghostly clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	wobbly filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	squat blurry narrow glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	Temple Grandin's chaotic fire hose of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	rotten huge ghostly fireman's lunch	6	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	green lightning-fast stylish plain paper hat of dire peril	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	decent low-calorie ice cream sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	blinking zippy &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	decent low-calorie plumber's lunch	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	flame-retardant savvy skull gearshift knob of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	jumbo flavorless nachos of the night	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	blue medical-grade baleful Sketcherz&trade; of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	bland small can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	dry smudge stick	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	quadruple-polymerized wall	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	distilled hand-crafted tankard of ale	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	double-unsweetened pressed gray scroll case	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	moist warmed jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	wobbly crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	moldy humble pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	activated adjusted crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 42
7178	spinning Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	ghostly mirror The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	blurry Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	blurry Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	drinkable blinking unnamed cocktail	4	good	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	wizardly unrequired jacket	0		Mysticality: +25
7190	forbidden tommy gun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	asbestos-lined breadchucks of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +5
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	shaking upside-down smelly combat fan	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7198	ghostly reassuring healthy silk skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	Oprah's Buddy Bjorn	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	narrow rosewater-soaked ruddy The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
7202	thick stale sweet roll Alabama	5	decent	
7203	spinning skewed Jeselnik's Saturday Night Special	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	fuchsia banded fleetwood chain	0		Damage Absorption: +100
7206	tolerable yellow Green Manalishi	4	good	
7207	frosty blade	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	blinking eagle's milk	1	awesome	
7210	super-wet polymerized blinking jittery eagle feather	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 12
7211	colloidal denatured bouncing one pill	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 15
7212	olive Jefferson wings of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
7213	skewed fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	huge cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	yummy massive fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	7	awesome	
7216	upside-down lynyrd skin	0		
7217	shaking Jeselnik's lynyrdskin cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	mansplainer's lynyrdskin tunic	0		Monster Level: +15
7219	twirling wicked lynyrdskin breeches	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	drinkable watered-down twirling blinking Flamin' Whatshisname	2	good	
7223	alkaline super-galvanized blue lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 22
7224	Usain Bolt's crafty Kashmir sweater	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +80
7225	decent custard pie	3	good	
7226	tea for one	1	good	
7227	smooth practically non-alcoholic bottle of Evermore	1	awesome	
7228	blue blurry box	0		
7229	distilled aged huge wine	5	awesome	
7230	mediocre rum	4	decent	
7231	weak perfectly mixed Murderer's Punch	2	EPIC	
7232	flavorless velvet cake	3	decent	
7233	triple-altered letter	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 34
7234	Jack Frost's Oprah's book	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50
7235	huge frightening Oprah's masque	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
7236	educational red-hot poker	0		Experience: +1
7237	fuchsia Red X Shield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
7238	tumbling teal supercharged beefy badge	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
7239	deadly shirt of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5
7240	lightning-fast cool coat	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +40
7241	scorching shoe of doom	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	blurry button	0		
7244	concentrated enhanced blurry blood cells	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 46
7245	non-wet double-ionized twirling red huge eye	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 13
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	stanky Red Fox glove of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	concentrated energized polymerized foxglove	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 19
7249	spinning tumbling Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	bouncing Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's Sneaky Pete's jacket of wisdom of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	weak drinkable mini-martini	2	good	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	vaporized molotov soda	1	decent	
7258	altered aerosolized pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 32
7259	narrow crate of firebombs	0		
7260	upside-down firebomb	0		
7261	censurious horrifying brainy Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7262	ghostly &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	blinking photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	ghostly disposable instant camera	0		
7267	ghostly clever occult Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	squat Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	perfumed plastic Professor What	0		Stench Resistance: +5
7273	narrow Van der Graaf plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7274	savvy plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7275	maroon blurry upside-down plastic Gary Claybender of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
7276	pulsating mansplainer's plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Monster Level: +15
7277	polarized polarized robot grease	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 54
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	irradiated pickled gray blinking shaking wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 18
7280	chilled wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 69
7281	pressed wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 45
7282	altered irradiated wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 52
7283	tarnished energized blinking bouncing red wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 37
7284	upside-down blue careful Newton's crying statue earrings	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	blurry gray sizzling Sinatra's plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	friendly wicked plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	friendly Tesla Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	banded Space Tourist palmdoctor of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	curative dance instructor's boxer's amok putter	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7290	rotten fancy amok pudding	3	crappy	Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 35
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	tarnished enhanced quantum yellow spinning can of V-11	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	knitted Rosewater's elevennis shoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	tumbling elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	jittery Socratic cool elevenderizing hammer	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	jittery Professor What T-Shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	skewed Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	tumbling Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	red Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	diffused eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 24
7309	dry vacuum-sealed jittery rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 58
7310	energized altered spinning yellow bronzer	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 66
7311	tumbling rock-hard sage elegant nightstick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5
7312	upside-down pulsating still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	purple box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	mirror teal jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	fireproof boxer's ghost of a necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
7319	skewed stylish Elizabeth's Dollie of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50
7320	concentrated maroon Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 62
7321	electrified Stephen's lab coat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7322	unsweetened quadruple-adjusted Vulcanized Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 58
7323	greasy Jeselnik's Jacob's rung	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7324	compressed bouncing upside-down battery	1		
7325	mediocre practically non-alcoholic snakebite	1	decent	
7326	bouncing rosewater-soaked Da Vinci's rubber ribcage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +3
7327	dehydrated blurry synthetic marrow	1		
7328	electrified lime green funny bone	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 18
7329	careful forbidden half-melted spoon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10
7330	denatured the funk	1		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 35
7331	spoiled gunky chicken	3	crappy	
7332	personal trainer's doll head	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	blinking wicked educational paddle-ball	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +5
7336	deionized pulsating sound effects record	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 19
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	improved dry wobbly dancer	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 64
7339	mirror music box mechanism	0		
7340	moose antlers of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	anodized energized twirling moose thought	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 68
7342	bite-sized bland blue moose chocolate	1	decent	
7343	mediocre painting of a glass of wine	4	decent	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	shaking ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	perfumed ghost toga of the detective	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
7348	small bland sheet cake	2	decent	
7349	shaking ghostly ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	lime green Sherlock's supercharged smartaleck's Staff of the Electric Range	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25
7352	stale miniature deluxe layer cake	2	decent	
7353	bouncing chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed red-hot boilermaker	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
7355	coal shovel of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	wet modified green hot coal	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 16
7357	activated adjusted shaking coal dust	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 22
7358	manspreader's beefcake's Bram's choker of James Dean	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
7359	wobbly plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	scorching plaid pocket square	0		Hot Damage: +25
7362	Temple Grandin's Oprah's plaid skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	triple-polymerized pulsating blinking maroon bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 58
7364	pulsating fabric softener	0		
7365	denatured fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 42
7366	weak acceptable bottle of laundry sherry	2	good	
7367	extra-polymerized corrupted alkaline huge industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 48, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	decent ghostly extra-flat panini	4	good	
7369	warmed corrupted vacuum-sealed blurry mangled finger	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 57
7370	tolerable Psychotic Train wine	3	good	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	flavorless pie man was not meant to eat	4	decent	
7373	dance instructor's sommelier's towel	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7374	tarnished tastevin of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
7375	fancy stale actual tapas	3	decent	Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 30
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	dog trainer's supercool ghast iron cleaver	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
7378	shaking tumbling coward's electrified ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	fireproof lion tamer's ghast iron heater shield	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +3
7380	nippy careful ghast iron codpiece	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	manspreader's Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Monster Level: +10
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	wet modified pulsating Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	ionized unsweetened twirling Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	corrupted Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	frozen quadruple-pickled huge fuchsia squat Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	liquefied huge Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	moist vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	electrified quadruple-altered shaking Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	super-flattened triple-enhanced tumbling Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	pickled Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	deionized purple Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	galvanized magnetized squat mirror red Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	frozen Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	polymerized triple-Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	energized Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	energized triple-frozen purple Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	alkaline blurry Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	moist twirling Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	chilled pickled Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	energized Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	dry wobbly Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	altered extra-modified Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	anodized galvanized enhanced Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	pulsating bouncing Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	blinking Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	skewed Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	upside-down Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	twirling teal pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	blurry Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	alkaline boiled sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	huge Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	denatured frozen anodized Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	ionized electrified adjusted Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	quantum upside-down Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	diffused denatured triple-frozen shaking Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	energized narrow Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	pickled wobbly Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	double-altered Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	moldy big narrow Beefy Crunch Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	toothsome big twirling Brain Food Pastaco	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	flavorless twirling teal Cool Brunch Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	decent Medical Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	enchanted bland huge Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	decent	Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	rotten diet Ludovico Pastaco	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	mediocre triple-distilled overpowering mushroom wine	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	lousy practically non-alcoholic complex mushroom wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted smooth mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	irresponsibly strong lousy blood-red mushroom wine	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	drinkable buzzing mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	lousy watered-down swirling mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	rotten Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	special decent spinning pulsating Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3	good	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	bouncing gray Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	artisanal practically non-alcoholic regular-size brogurt	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	perfectly mixed extra-dry yellow super-size brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	drinkable high-proof broberry brogurt	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	practically non-alcoholic mediocre brocolate brogurt	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	acceptable French bronilla brogurt	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	inspector's Brogre brorts	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	manspreader's Brogre brolo shirt	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	energetic Brogre bucket hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	olive Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	mirror miser's arcane researcher's 8-billed baseball cap of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	ruddy extremely wet T-shirt of the dark arts of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	greedy nippy dangerous shrimp fork	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	pressed activated BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	anodized vacuum-sealed twirling go-go potion	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	moist shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	cold-filtered activated Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	sizzling string of moist beads	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	olive Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	double-dry pulsating Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	flattened blurry upside-down sugar fairy	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	energized cold-filtered quantum shaking sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	mirror sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	perfectly mixed fortified Rompedores de Fantasmas	5	EPIC	
7483	weak mediocre wobbly La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	decent	
7484	bad Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	decent	
7485	yellow spinning loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	blinking drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	smooth bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	4	awesome	
7492	twirling blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	blue bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	jittery Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	deionized non-concentrated Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 55
7500	blinking map	0		
7501		0		
7502	non-quantum bouncing Texas tea	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 41
7503	friendly dark hamethyst ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7504	olive energetic dark baconstone ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7505	foul-smelling dark porquoise ring	0		Stench Damage: +10
7506	greedy Samson's book	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +20
7507	cloak of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
7508	label	0		
7509	fancy flavorless Mornington crescent roll	3	decent	Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 40
7510	deionized eye shadow	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 11
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	anodized poppy	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 41
7513	fuchsia opium grenade	0		
7514	nippy ruddy duonoculars	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
7515	teal plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	mirror healthy slick spider leg	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	fancy drinkable glass of bourbon	3	good	Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 45
7520	squat gray burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	stale government cheese	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	bouncing lion tamer's pair of government shades	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	purple space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	colloidal nitrogenated squat government	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	tarnished tumbling alien drugs	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	electrified government-issued night-vision goggles of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	low-calorie adequate loaf of alien bread	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	bland ghostly grilled cheese sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	vaporized green alien protein powder	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	fancy practically non-alcoholic mediocre rocket fuel	1	decent	Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	triple-distilled hand-crafted stealth bomber	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	wobbly space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	jittery twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	Jack Frost's space beast fur hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	twirling toasty space beast fur pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	Temple Grandin's space beast fur whip	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	blurry space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	supercharged brawny space heater	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	hand-crafted space port	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	horrifying space needle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	galvanized Vulcanized narrow huge buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	pulsating hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	boiled purple ash soda	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	pickled dry liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	concentrated irradiated huge dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	colloidal unsweetened bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	mirror shaking shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	anodized bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	mirror elephant gift	0		
7557	vacuum-sealed squat twirling red blood cells	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 19
7558	lousy weak wine	2	decent	
7559	denatured extra-activated gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 33
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	super-Vulcanized giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 39
7562	triple-electrified jittery musk turtle	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 58
7563	wet programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 69
7564	double-ionized aerosolized spinning mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 64
7565	rotten bouncing olive ham steak	3	crappy	
7566	time-twitching toolbelt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	Jim Carey's Van der Graaf dance instructor's Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7569	greasy razor-sharp Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
7570	polymerized Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 37
7571	rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's silent pea shooter	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3
7572	big bland D roll	5	decent	
7573	perfumed rosy-cheeked kiwi beak	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5
7574	artisanal narrow New Zealand iced tea	3	EPIC	
7575	lightning-fast Oprah's droll monocle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
7576	wet cold-filtered colloidal future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 57
7577	ionized quadruple-colloidal future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 15
7578	polarized corrupted ghostly future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 52
7579	blurry twitching time capsule	0		
7580	denatured tumbling liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shaking shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	bland small special rack of dinosaur ribs	2	decent	Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 5
7583	perfectly mixed scotch on the rocks	3	EPIC	
7584	fuchsia gravedigger's yabba dabba doo rag of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	wooly loincloth of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	spinning Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	mediocre glass of &quot;milk&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	acceptable cup of &quot;tea&quot;	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	hand-crafted fancy weak thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	EPIC	Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	lousy practically non-alcoholic Lucky Lindy	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	lousy practically non-alcoholic green Bee's Knees	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	tolerable Sockdollager	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	extra-dry bad Ish Kabibble	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	delicious triple-distilled blurry Hot Socks	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	mediocre weak Phonus Balonus	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	special drinkable Flivver	4	good	Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	hand-crafted watered-down Sloppy Jalopy	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	tarnished twirling flame	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 26
7601	wet temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 61
7602	warmed mirror Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 19
7603	modified wet cyan neckbeard	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 13
7604	alkaline artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64
7605	Vulcanized Vulcanized punk patch	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 59
7606	warmed double-colloidal twirling steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 41
7607	super-frozen vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 28
7608	corrupted squat turtle mud	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 69
7609	oxidized Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 52
7610	chilled energized Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 56
7611	quadruple-pickled boiled ghostly squat spinning Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 41
7612	liquefied flattened teal tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 64
7613	aerosolized pressed adjusted bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 34
7614	extra-pickled wet jittery voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 59
7615	deionized teal pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 32
7616	enhanced ghostly mirror pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 44
7617	electrified jittery jittery ghostly short deposition	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 56
7618	improved tarnished straw pole	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 31
7619	denatured copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 23
7620	denatured blurry ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 37
7621	colloidal ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 44
7622	chilled activated blurry button rouge	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 22
7623	corrupted tarnished olive Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 27
7624	tarnished deionized super-galvanized lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 13
7625	ionized flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 65
7626	magnetized triple-cold-filtered oyster badge	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 23
7627	alkaline deionized plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 54
7628	magnetized dancing fan	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 36
7629	quadruple-colloidal tarnished page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 63
7630	frozen jittery magic powder	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 32
7631	aerosolized bouncing pulsating friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 35
7632	double-modified mirror government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 22
7633	improved double-cold-filtered blurry alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 29
7634	boiled liquefied irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 17
7635	wet mirror cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 33
7636	cyan squat spinning banded beefcake's shellacked shell	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	ruddy pillow shell	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	brainy whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	tumbling brawny oil shell	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	foul-smelling scorching healthy turtle shell	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shaking bouncing shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	blinking life preserver	0		
7646	huge lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	shaking thunder thigh	0		
7649	moist denatured dry squat narrow gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 42
7650	triple-alkaline magnetized catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 22
7651	jittery freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	lime green blinking fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	stiffened neoprene skullcap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	boiled goblin water	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 63
7661	skewed dumb mud	0		
7662	miniature delicious wobbly Sogg-Os	2	awesome	
7663	up-at-dawn Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
7664	oxidized ghostly Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 22
7665	extra-Vulcanized liquid ice	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 25
7666	extra-dry fancy acceptable Wet Russian	5	good	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 20
7667	moldy mirror filet of The Fish	4	crappy	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	Da Vinci's Herculean slick thunder down underwear	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	teal rosewater-soaked smartaleck's famous raincoat of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	resourceful dance instructor's lightning rod of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	tumbling Sherlock's law-abiding citizen cane	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
7673	mediocre weak legitimate business on the beach	2	decent	
7674	bouncing ghostly friendly hep waders	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	enchanted normal jive turkey leg	3	good	Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 30
7676	olive friendly birdbone corset	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7677	boiled ionized bouncing candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 12
7678	yellow 4-dimensional fez of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	lion tamer's super-absorbent tarp	0		Experience (familiar): +2
7681	enchanted drinkable unquiet spirits	3	good	Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 40
7682	squat wobbly censurious banjo kazoo mount	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7683	flattened boiled grass	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 26
7684	Jack Frost's Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
7685	squat curative Time Bandit Time Towel of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7686	prompt Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
7687	frozen dog ointment	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 67
7688	pulsating dangerous Fonzie's gumshoes	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
7689	savvy flapper floppers of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
7690	narrow aromatic slick sneakeasies	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7691	executive plastic nunchaku of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	spinning lime green Da Vinci's cool hand whip of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	auspicious padded glow-in-the-dark necklace of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	coward's padded cap gun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	coward's cassette player of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	pulsating chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	altered modified confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	tarnished anodized non-modified confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	nitrogenated non-activated confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	maroon bouncing LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	blinking LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	tumbling LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	jittery The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	electrified aerosolized twirling rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	forbidden occult rubber cape	0		Spell Damage Percent: 75, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	electrified supercharged Thor's Pliers of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	Vulcanized teal candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 54
7711	chilly water wings for babies of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +5
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	rotten blinking Strix stix	3	crappy	
7714	knitted Jim Carey's ruddy vampire pellet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
7715	perfectly mixed non-aged vinegar	3	EPIC	
7716	supercool unsanitized scalpel	0		Moxie Percent: +20
7717	Usain Bolt's gladiator tunica	0		Initiative: +80
7718	ghostly fireproof Roman sadnals	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7719	yellow mirror madius of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7720	stylish radiator heater shield	0		Moxie: +25
7721	colloidal quadruple-alkaline salt wages	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 59
7722	centurion helmet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	shaking twirling Chroner cross	0		
7724	horrifying pteruges	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	dry Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 38
7726	nitrogenated cold-filtered gray Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 41
7727	denatured oxidized green Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 46
7728	dry jittery Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	wobbly Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	blinking Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	bouncing Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	upside-down cyan Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	maroon Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	twirling Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	green spinning Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	mirror cyan Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	blurry smooth Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	healthy Xiblaxian stealth cowl of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	red inspector's scorching Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	Jeselnik's Xiblaxian stealth vest of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	flavorless fancy narrow blurry Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	decent	Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	hand-crafted distilled enchanted blue Xiblaxian space-whiskey	5	EPIC	Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	adjusted unsweetened ghostly They liver	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	small stale They liver popsicle	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	spinning holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	gray holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	diluted bouncing residual zeal	1		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	bouncing Annie Oakley's Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	scandalous manspreader's banded defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
7767	olive airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	energetic sinister brainy Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	colloidal frozen the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	flavorless &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	pickled mirror transdermal smoke patch	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	censurious stylish pair of plants	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	squat careful strapping Sasq&trade; watch of bravery	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	zippy occult sage smoker's cloak	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	upside-down Usain Bolt's deadly Fonzie's Herculean camouflage T-shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	warmed enhanced twirling experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	up-at-dawn studded wicked heavy-duty clipboard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	Jeselnik's razor-sharp Samson's stylish battery-powered drill	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	adequate special limp broccoli	4	good	Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	MacGyver's supercool sage hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	aerosolized monkey barf	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	denatured ghostly candy	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	Usain Bolt's extremely unsafe cool jangly bracelet	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	boxer's cuddly teddy bear	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	wicked weightlifter's first-aid pouch	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	narrow squat pulsating khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	ionized airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	tumbling bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	twirling Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	spoiled huge bouncing ghostly initiative shawarma	9	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	bland immense warm war shawarma	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	toothsome karma shawarma	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	spirit-forward bad special Jungle Juice	5	decent	Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	practically non-alcoholic aged shaking Amnesiac Ale	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	watered-down perfectly mixed Highest Bitter	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	chilly personal trainer's mercenary pistol	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's mercenary rifle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	shaking Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	spinning Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	blurry squat Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	skewed TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	twirling tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	stale seared dino steak	3	decent	
7814	watered-down bad bottle of drinkin' gas	2	decent	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	ghostly twirling gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	maroon sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	foul-smelling Jim Carey's vibrating iShield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10
7825	Temple Grandin's coward's smartaleck's earbuds	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
7826	green skewed Annie Oakley's iFlail of the overflowing toilet of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100
7827	delicious pulsating unidentifiable dried fruit	3	awesome	
7828	triple-distilled drinkable gray flat cider	8	good	
7829	prompt ruddy rosy-cheeked trench lighter	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	moist experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	jittery green pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	blurry GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	teal Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	lime green Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	huge special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	tumbling special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	blinking special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	non-deionized pressed perl necklace	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	concentrated magnetized olive pulsating bouncing Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	enhanced ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	gigantic special spoiled petit fortran	7	crappy	Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	bland snack-sized yellow spinning java cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	stale cookie cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	fuchsia plastic exo-suited miner of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	mansplainer's plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	greedy plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	pulsating nippy plastic Crimbot	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	skewed plastic Crimbomega of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	frozen polymerized energized flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	radiation-resistant helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	skewed dance instructor's servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	resourceful smartaleck's high-energy mining laser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	bouncing peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	shaking Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	narrow Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	squat green Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	olive Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	pulsating huge Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	mirror Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	blurry Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	blurry Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	lime green Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	yellow Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	green Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	jittery Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	blurry Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	olive Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	maroon Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	blinking Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	squat Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	jittery upside-down recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	upside-down recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	gray recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	blue recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	inspector's supercharged Size XI Wizard's Robe of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	corrupted concentrated ghostly Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 36
7915	tarnished anodized activated Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 36
7916	green mimeplasm	0		
7917	ionized modified huge twirling BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 24
7918	ionized deionized twirling Moonds	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 57
7919	anodized double-corrupted liquefied Big Punk	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 16
7920	blue fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	hand-crafted Friendly Turkey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	bad Agitated Turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	acceptable shaking skewed Ambitious Turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	half-sized tasty neutron lollipop	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	weak hand-crafted gamma nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	cyan Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	tumbling picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	dried single atom	1	good	Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	wobbly nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	careful MacGyver's steel-toed outlaw bandana	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -10
7947	smooth watered-down whiskey in a broken glass	2	awesome	
7948	delicious shot of mescal	3	awesome	
7949	mediocre yellow glass of herbal tequila	3	decent	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	blue shaking razor-sharp plaid cowboy hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	shaking lasso	0		
7953	auspicious lion tamer's hale rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	maroon twirling bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	upside-down copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	blue Jeselnik's stiffened Samson's smooth Staff of Ed	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +25
7962	green Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	Staff of Fats of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	shaking wholesome World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	ghostly boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	boiled jittery narrow mummified fig	1	EPIC	
7973	vaporized blue mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	
7974	dried squat mummified beef haunch	1	awesome	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 45
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	twirling cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	tumbling holy spring water	0		
7979	blurry mirror spirit beer	0		
7980	yellow sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	skewed cure-all	0		
7983	maroon Sister Accessory of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only
7984	wet twirling blurry Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 37
7985	gray hardened Newton's parachute	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	maroon beefcake's pad of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	skewed chaotic peeler of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	huge groovy pettipants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	stanky nippy panama hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	shaking friendly pulsera of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	bouncing blurry clever extremely unsafe police baton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	purple veiny studded thinker's strapping plus-fours of the brazier of doom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	blinking lion tamer's deadly porkpie	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	chilly supercharged pepper mill	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	shaking wool crafty pelerine	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	ghostly greedy Oprah's phantom mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	denatured wobbly polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	vaporized narrow powder	1		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	alkaline magnetized blinking choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	polarized smart watch	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	unsweetened augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	blurry Lo Pan's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	toy Crimbot power glove of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	scandalous toy Crimbot super fist	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	hale toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Maximum HP: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	alkaline Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	olive Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	tumbling Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	shaking heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	Lo Pan's Socratic Crimbomega drive chain of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	tumbling Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	shaking blinking Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	alkaline fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	quantum flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	corrupted and rain stick	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 53
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	miniature toothsome shaking Choco-Mint patty	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	bad hot mint schnocolate	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	modified homeopathic mint tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	huge bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	teal artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	huge calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	huge Lo Pan's groovy tope&eacute;	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	pulsating Usain Bolt's clever topiary tights	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +80
8036	supercharged topiary necktie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
8037	flavorless bowl of topioca	4	decent	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	spinning crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	wobbly stylish pot	0		Moxie: +25
8044	double-paned spelunking fedora	0		Cold Resistance: +5
8045	jittery tumbling sturdy machete of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8046	jittery bouncing friendly shotgun	0		Familiar Weight: +3
8047	boomerang of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
8049	pulsating spinning mining helmet of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8050	dance instructor's X-ray goggles	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Luck: +5
8051	shaking slick cape	0		Moxie: +10
8052	maroon wizardly jetpack	0		Mysticality: +25
8053	wobbly spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	ghostly Samson's pickaxe	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
8056	torch	0		
8057	smartaleck's [spelunking test kit] of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30
8058	forbidden plasma rifle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	huge dangerous The Joke Book of the Dead of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Luck: -6
8061	jittery The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	spinning coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	maroon monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	compressed	1	crappy	Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	lime green nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	narrow warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	blinking blinking greedy Spelunker's fedora of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	ghostly vibrating ruddy Spelunker's whip of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	gray spinning Spelunker's khakis of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	gray Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	lime green Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	wobbly jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	spinning rat carcass	0		
8092	mirror horrifying wicker kickers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	fortified wicker slicker of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	mansplainer's wicker knickers of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	wicker ticker of vim and vigor of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	padded educational wicker sticker	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	clever wicker clicker of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	powdered pulsating wickerbits	1		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	squat Usain Bolt's belt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	cyan up-at-dawn rosy-cheeked badge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	prompt bowl of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	horrifying brawny brooch	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	arcane researcher's breeches of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	lightning-fast slick backpack	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	boiled bits	1		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	tumbling deadly anvil of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	twirling mansplainer's akubra of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	veiny apron of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	ghostly studded ascot of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	bouncing groovy weightlifter's attache case	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	sinister accordion of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	diluted yellow mirror aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	bouncing clever rosy-cheeked wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	winch crank of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	skewed Sherlock's sage widget	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	blinking electrified ruddy whisk	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	bouncing fortified wizardly walker	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	sharpshooter's waders of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	modified squat flakes	1		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	frosty beefcake's gaiters	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	narrow razor-sharp Socratic garland	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	knitted Lo Pan's gunnysack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	foul-smelling Van der Graaf garibaldi	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	squat stiffened girdle of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	skewed gloves of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	dried gray wobbly smithereens	1		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	nasty fiberglass fetish of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	pulsating manspreader's smooth fiberglass foil	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	padded deadly fiberglass fannypack	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	sizzling supercool fiberglass frock	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	supercharged banded fiberglass fingerguard	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	Temple Grandin's fiberglass fedora of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	dehydrated fiberglass fibers	1		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	purple mirror winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	blurry steel-toed rubber spatula	0		Damage Reduction: 9
8139	tumbling rock-hard spoon	0		Damage Reduction: 5
8140	cyan hale crystalline reamer	0		Maximum HP: +20
8141	bouncing savvy macroplane grater	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8142	knitted bastard baster	0		Cold Resistance: +3
8143	mirror Sinatra's obsidian nutcracker	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
8144	maroon ghostly talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	baleful glass eye of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
8146	double-deionized quadruple-enhanced invisible potion	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 50
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	reassuring crafty ninjammies of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	anodized ghostly Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 25
8150	denatured sugar sphere	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 38
8151	boiled irradiated Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 62
8152	oxidized colloidal twirling bouncing pulsating polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 30
8153	unsweetened dry oxidized blurry candy dish	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 64
8154	aerosolized dry Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 19
8155	non-moist upside-down blinking talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 37
8156	bouncing check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	activated altered squat mouse skull	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 58
8161	quantum double-anodized improved really thick spine	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 68
8162	narrow rosy-cheeked skullcap of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	jittery Jim Carey's groovy three-legged pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	lightning-fast fortified remaindered axe	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +40
8165	squat low-budget shield	0		
8166	jittery sharpshooter's smooth cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	bland thick mirror baguette	5	decent	
8168	mirror glob of icing	0		
8169	electrified ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 62
8170	flattened moist olive mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 56
8171	high-proof tolerable skewed blinking unflavored wine cooler	10	good	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	good	
8173	scandalous sewer snake	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
8174	stale pigeon egg	3	decent	
8175	auspicious Fonzie's jaunty feather	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +10
8176	hand-crafted blurry premium malt liquor	4	EPIC	
8177	red brown paper pants of the storm of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +60
8178	perfumed extremely unsafe brown paper bag mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5
8179	baleful ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	slick breadwand	0		Moxie: +10
8181	studded loafers	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
8182	yellow skewed Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	twirling veiny bread basket	0		Maximum HP: +10
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	pulsating knitted steel-toed The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	huge Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	narrow squat gray map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	smooth Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	awesome	
8189	weak artisanal Radberry Rip wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8190	lousy special skewed Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	decent	Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 15
8191	hand-crafted Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8192	special mediocre blurry Citrus Crush wine cooler	4	decent	Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 30
8193	spoiled plain bagel	4	crappy	
8194	stale glob of cream cheese	4	decent	
8195	immense normal loaf of soda bread	7	good	
8196	stale shaking acceptable bagel	3	decent	
8197	rotten diet standard-issue cupcake	1	crappy	
8198	rotten ultra-deluxe cupcake	4	crappy	
8199	wobbly jittery gray hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	bland snack-sized popular tart	2	decent	
8201	narrow no-handed pie	0		
8202	dry alkaline Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 49
8203	lime green bouncing airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	censurious forbidden expensive camera	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	pulsating sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	chilled quadruple-adjusted How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	shaking flame-wreathed manspreader's rigging rope	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	denatured green narrow nasty snuff	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	educational savvy sewage-clogged pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	adjusted extra-chilled jittery beard incense	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	huge Van der Graaf clever perfume-soaked bandana	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	ghostly toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	flavorless shaking toxo	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	artisanal high-proof Lemonade-235	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	ghostly smelly Tesla isotophat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	knitted Three Mile Island shorts of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	toasty toxic mop of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	narrow jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	blinking deadly backwoods banjo of the pedagogue of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	ghostly asbestos-lined horrifying hardened ratskin pajama pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	cold-filtered unsweetened denatured turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	frightening stanky brawny fake washboard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	narrow wholesome stiffened Dinsey's oculus	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	educational Dinsey's radar dish	0		Experience: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	red prompt padded Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	sharpshooter's baleful Dinsey's brain	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	olive twirling Lo Pan's Samson's Dinsey's glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	huge banded thinker's Dinsey's pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	shaking brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	green keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	spinning educational lube-shoes	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	huge sage weightlifter's beefy Dinsey mascot mask	0		Muscle: 25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	bland super-sized Dinsey food-cone	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	artisanal mirror blurry Dinsey Whinskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	irradiated Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	reassuring fannypack of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	frightening foul-smelling electrified strapping garbage sticker of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	Tesla stiffened deadly hazmat helmet of dire peril of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	pulsating Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	twirling Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	adjusted polarized nasty gum	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 49
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	The Lot's engagement ring of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	narrow Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	ghostly Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	gray Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	cyan Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	perfumed clever grievous miracle whip of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	nasty sphygmayomanometer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	gray tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	huge mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	rotten unappetizing mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	toothsome uninteresting mayolus	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	gigantic stale acceptable mayolus	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	moldy skewed spinning enticing mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	snack-sized stale mouth-watering mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	purple mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	perfectly mixed olive Afternoon Delight	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	tumbling Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	pressed quadruple-diffused pulsating upside-down Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	triple-quantum anodized shaking Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	activated deionized shaking Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 49
8287	blue puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	twirling kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	healthy dice ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
8291	blurry dice belt buckle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
8292	double-paned dice-print pajama pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5
8293	dice-shaped backpack of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
8294	dice-print do-rag of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
8295	wool dice sunglasses	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	adjusted colloidal fuchsia squat dice	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 60
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	ionized power pill	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	tarnished wet pixel star	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	big adequate pixel banana	5	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	perfectly mixed distilled pixel beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	blinking puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	huge pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	oxidized vacuum-sealed sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 63
8307	extra-aerosolized &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 40
8308	modified squat jittery piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11
8309	super-energized galvanized baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 69
8310	triple-electrified .epub file	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 45
8311	electrified BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 49
8312	ionized shaking hustler shades	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 58
8313	quantum jerky stick	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 58
8314	activated blurry costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 29
8315	concentrated wet alkaline shaking muscle oil	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 68
8316	improved olive bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
8317	corrupted pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 25
8318	dry irradiated sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 47
8319	double-frozen oxidized galvanized twirling jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 22
8320	adjusted oxidized one glove	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 14
8321	modified dry yellow ghostly glove	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 12
8322	corrupted triple-magnetized ghostly twirling handful of fire	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 39
8323	energized colloidal Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 51
8324	flattened unsweetened blurry disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 67
8325	colloidal coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 46
8326	unsweetened dry upside-down conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 22
8327	super-dry warmed shaking Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 64
8328	galvanized tumbling icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 46
8329	ionized jittery smellbook	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 58
8330	tarnished assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 60
8331	oxidized triple-energized upside-down filthy armor	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 15
8332	activated spinning blue plague pie	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 42
8333	alkaline batarang	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 29
8334	dry spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 68
8335	non-liquefied tumbling grease trap	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 17
8336	boiled improved shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 44
8337	electrified frozen tumbling porkpocket	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 64
8338	double-warmed super-ionized Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 22
8339	warmed moist warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45
8340	denatured flattened janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 20
8341	unsweetened warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 68
8342	polymerized shaking blurry baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 18
8343	enhanced boiled carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 50
8344	pressed skewed bronze polish	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 38
8345	quantum narrow crident	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 20
8346	ionized totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 68
8347	extra-cold-filtered twirling spray chrome	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 19
8348	electrified anodized filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 56
8349	ionized blurry hand of cards	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 38
8350	denatured improved damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 14
8351	ionized frozen lime green lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 41
8352	double-enhanced triple-cold-filtered skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 15
8353	colloidal non-ionized grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 65
8354	denatured ghostly nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 23
8355	magnetized iron torso box	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 33
8356	boiled mercenary headband	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 28
8357	activated enhanced radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 42
8358	magnetized x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 13
8359	dry teal wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 53
8360	flattened chilled hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 68
8361	quadruple-chilled colloidal child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 67
8362	dry ionized devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 29
8363	corrupted adjusted shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 44
8364	Vulcanized extra-aerosolized tumbling alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 19
8365	flattened irradiated novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 31
8366	corrupted Vulcanized mirror invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 44
8367	ionized polymerized handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 53
8368	denatured concentrated boiled squat garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 27
8369	triple-improved dry plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 15
8370	tarnished electrified funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 35
8371	liquefied Vulcanized bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 61
8372	cold-filtered alkaline flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 21
8373	ionized triple-quantum gray captured boozles	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 56
8374	non-anodized blinking squat drinks tray	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 27
8375	Vulcanized modified bouncing eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 14
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	moldy pixel lemon	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	hand-crafted fortified pixel daiquiri	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	vacuum-sealed spinning power pill	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	moist cold-filtered super-polymerized pixel potion	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	gray Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	squat popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	shaking mirror cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	teal valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	tumbling mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	blurry mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	fuchsia mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	purple twirling mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	skewed spinning The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	lime green The Emperor's new hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	cyan stylish The Emperor's new shirt	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	The Emperor's new pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	pulsating chaotic lead pipe of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	Usain Bolt's Lo Pan's rope	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	bouncing mansplainer's baleful wrench	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	toasty medical-grade candlestick	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	twirling lime green knife of the scaredy-cat of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -15, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	squat olive Lo Pan's revolver of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	blinking talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	teal jittery savory dry noodles	0		
8407	low-calorie rotten pestopiary	1	crappy	
8408	dry irradiated jittery ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 63
8409	rotten half-sized crudles	2	crappy	
8410	massive toothsome twirling agnolotti arboli	6	awesome	
8411	enchanted small tasty blinking spaghetti with ghost balls	2	awesome	Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 40
8412	decent succulent marrow	3	good	
8413	small normal salacious crumbs	2	good	
8414	flavorless fusilli marrownarrow	4	decent	
8415	adequate suggestive strozzapreti	3	good	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	adequate blurry Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	good	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	adequate gray linguini immondizia bianco	3	good	
8420	bland shells a la shellfish	4	decent	
8421	gray Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	huge New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	blinking Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	narrow spore pod	0		
8432	gray mirror hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	ghostly upside-down jingling spore pod	0		
8435	narrow miser's LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	purple LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	shaking Oprah's arcane researcher's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	squat thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	skewed insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	twirling viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	shaking SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	skewed uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	shaking capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	skewed heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	jittery mirror broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	Herculean high-temperature mining mask of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	fireproof megaphone of the sewer of doom	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	decent mineapple	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	perfectly mixed enchanted Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	4	EPIC	Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	tasty bite-sized smelted roe	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	tolerable lavawater	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	double-ionized skewed basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	up-at-dawn Sherlock's lavalarva of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	narrow shaking prompt experienced lava balaclava of terror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	blinking MacGyver's basaltamander buckler of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	dry quantum blinking lava globs	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	tasty gooey lava globs	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	cyan huge toasty personal trainer's lava-proof pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	lard-coated thinker's heat-resistant necktie	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	foul-smelling chaotic therapeutic heat-resistant gloves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	tiny flavorless very hot lunch	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	tolerable spirit-forward asbestos thermos	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	altered alkaline liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	thick moldy disco biscuit	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	perfectly mixed upside-down blinking Quaatorade&trade;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	asbestos-lined fireproof smartaleck's biker's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: 8, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	fuchsia frightening beefy feathered headdress of doom	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	scorching fortified electrician's hardhat of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	green Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	huge one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	narrow olive airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	smooth velvet pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	yellow spinning fireproof smooth velvet shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	manspreader's smooth velvet hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	blurry smooth velvet pocket square	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	supercharged smooth velvet socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	dangerous smooth velvet hanky	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	skewed censurious The One Mood Ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	tumbling Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	cyan Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	bouncing Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	mirror signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	tumbling glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	altered huge mirror SMOOCH coffee cup	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	improved labrador cookie	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	sharpshooter's resourceful Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	healthy grease cannon of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	deionized demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	bouncing gray prompt love of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	mirror family-friendly chilly Pener's drumstick of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	teal mirror stylish deuce cape of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	stanky Socratic Lavalos's shell of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	green lard-coated smooth velvet bra of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	SMOOCH bracers of extreme caution of doom	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	ghostly weightlifter's SMOOCH kneepads	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	baleful SMOOCH spaulders	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	studded SMOOCH codpiece of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	squat lion tamer's SMOOCH breastplate	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	pulsating blurry superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	wobbly fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	adequate lava cake	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	spoiled pink slime	4	crappy	
8527	wobbly Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	enchanted immense rotten bouncing cyan devil hair pasta	10	crappy	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 45
8530	snack-sized normal huge spagecialetti	2	good	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	gigantic adequate upside-down libertagliatelle	6	good	
8535	big normal mirror turkish mostaccioli	5	good	
8536	thick rotten linguini of the sea	5	crappy	
8537	irradiated quantum extra-denatured Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 64
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	spoiled Fettris	4	crappy	
8543	small rotten blinking fusillocybin	2	crappy	
8544	spoiled prescription noodles	4	crappy	
8545	mixed yellow blood-drive sticker	1	decent	
8546	chilled dry bag of grain	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 31
8547	tarnished frozen pocket maze	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 40
8548	activated fuchsia upside-down shady shades	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 43
8549	dry adjusted squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 37
8550	normal weird gazelle steak	4	good	
8551	normal small sausage without a cause	2	good	
8552	chilled face paint	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 65
8553	lousy fortified emergency margarita	5	decent	
8554	aged special weak vintage smart drink	2	awesome	Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	oxidized flattened red Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 49
8559	energized bouncing green bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 31
8560	denatured Aerheads	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 36
8561	dry oxidized blinking Wrotz	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 62
8562	altered Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 60
8563	nitrogenated ghostly fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 46
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	squat stanky dangerous smartaleck's barrel lid	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	greedy energetic barrel hoop earring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	narrow vibrating bankruptcy barrel of the empath of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	teal firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	ghostly weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	blurry rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	artisanal enchanted blue twirling bottle of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	hand-crafted blurry barrel-aged martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	stale barrel pickle	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	adequate spinning barrel cracker	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	dehydrated spinning squat vibrating mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	powdered mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	KoL Con 12-gauge of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	occult Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	deadly barrel gun	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	normal fuchsia water log	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	gravedigger's razor-sharp barrelhead	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	tumbling rosewater-soaked bottoms of the barrel of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	jittery scorching chest barrel of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	tumbling bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	wholesome double barreled barrel gun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	padded Herculean triple barreled barrel gun of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	gravedigger's smelly barrel beryl choker	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	upside-down ghostly toasty cool barrel beryl nose ring	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	ghostly greasy baleful barrel beryl ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	bouncing potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	ionized double-flattened cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	quadruple-activated bouncing cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	super-colloidal red cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	improved cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	energized frozen unsweetened ghostly cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	pickled squat cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	deionized cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	modified dry cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	ionized upside-down cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	warmed jittery cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	activated activated cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	irradiated double-nitrogenated huge cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	flattened cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	colloidal improved fuchsia cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	pressed electrified concentrated blue cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	triple-adjusted chilled squat cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	Vulcanized pressed cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	vacuum-sealed improved purple blinking cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	quantum improved cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	Vulcanized skewed cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	activated double-chilled cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	cold-filtered triple-dry cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	wet activated twirling cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	pickled cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	powdered tumbling blinking olive cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	liquefied green cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	anodized triple-adjusted oxidized cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	liquefied triple-magnetized maroon cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	extra-galvanized cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	energized boiled cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	liquefied enhanced cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	frozen vacuum-sealed wobbly spinning cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	jittery jittery cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	red mirror cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	boiled olive cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	diffused moist cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	executive shellacked Da Vinci's Royal scepter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	pulsating Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	adequate bowl of eyeballs	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	decent bowl of mummy guts	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	normal gigantic bowl of maggots	10	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	weak bad blood and blood	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	delicious Jack-O-Lantern beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	perfectly mixed zombie	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	narrow Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	twirling squat tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	spinning family-friendly toasty crown of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	asbestos-lined hawk of Calamity Jane of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
8655	bland super-sized hamlet sandwich	5	decent	
8656	mirror rosewater-soaked Othello's military jacket	0		Stench Resistance: +3
8657	wobbly Othello's dagger of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
8658	spinning ruddy Othello's handkerchief	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
8659	ionized cold-filtered gray bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 58
8660	grip key	0		
8661	pulsating How to Play Othello	0		
8662	Oprah's rosy-cheeked stylish ghostly dagger	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50
8663	spirit-forward aged ghost beer	5	awesome	
8664	sage Othello set	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
8665	huge rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	ghostly Jim Carey's studded Yorick of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8668	skewed rose	0		
8669	upside-down tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	spinning Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	super-polarized shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	bland iceberg lettuce	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	aged ice wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	ghostly asbestos-lined manspreader's crafty Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	flame-retardant smelly medical-grade Wal-Mart nametag	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	hardy Da Vinci's beefcake's Wal-Mart overalls	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	flame-wreathed bellhop's hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	smooth ice porter	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	aerosolized moist squat exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	liquefied squat shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	red ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	upside-down Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	dried blinking medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	delicious ice rice	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	fortified aged iced plum wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	Usain Bolt's horrifying stylish training belt	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	wobbly auspicious mansplainer's experienced training legwarmers	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	blinking auspicious stanky Rosewater's training helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	skewed training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	cyan X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	bouncing machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	maroon self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	dehydrated abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	compressed tumbling gray abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	dried abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	diluted abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	powdered skewed pulsating abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	vaporized wobbly abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	dried bouncing abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	compressed abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	dehydrated ghostly mirror maroon abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	powdered skewed abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	decent miniature spinning VYKEA meatballs	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	artisanal high-proof blue VYKEA mead	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	galvanized shaking lime green VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	yellow VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	upside-down VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	shaking VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	huge teal VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	spinning VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	narrow twirling Sherlock's scorching VYKEA hex key of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	miniature adequate bouncing tin of submardines	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	tolerable blinking bottle of norwhiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	vaporized huge octolus oculus	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	prompt censurious quilted sardine can key	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	auspicious Newton's norwhal helmet of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	upside-down double-paned Jim Carey's educational octolus-skin cloak	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	fancy perfectly mixed lime green perfect cosmopolitan	4	EPIC	Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	perfectly mixed perfect negroni	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	weak artisanal perfect dark and stormy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	aged perfect mimosa	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	mediocre perfect old-fashioned	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	artisanal perfect paloma	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	wet tarnished deionized That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	super-warmed adjusted Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	flattened pressed Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	chilled purple Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	irradiated adjusted blinking fuchsia Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	unsweetened blinking Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	polymerized aerosolized tumbling hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	moist colloidal alkaline mirror mirror communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	delicious Crimbo salad	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	delicious immense huge bread line	10	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	perfectly mixed bark rootbeer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	spirit-forward drinkable ale	5	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	asbestos-lined plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	pulsating plastic Rudolph the Red of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	prompt plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	skewed plastic Crimborgatron of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	Herculean plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	twirling bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	yellow BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	huge box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	enchanted perfectly mixed watered-down Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	EPIC	Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	shaking Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	mirror chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	denatured pressed spinning pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	tumbling censurious Lo Pan's veiny reusable shopping bag	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	Oprah's coarse hemp socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	studded armband	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	cyan bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	blurry pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	pine cone necklace of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	groovy reindeer hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	lime green forbidden elf ploughshare	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	upside-down circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	jittery faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	elven tambourine of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	blinking sinister reindeer sickle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	green The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	squat ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	purple incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	purple dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	gray kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	lime green high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	mirror high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	tumbling experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	squat shaking ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	pulsating tumbling self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	pulsating confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	adequate teal Kudzu salad	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	twisted mirror Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	high-proof tolerable Miss Graves' vermouth	6	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	delicious The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	twisted blurry The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	perfectly mixed The Mad Liquor	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	bad irresponsibly strong wobbly Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	spoiled big pulsating upside-down skewed Mr. Burnsger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	modified The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	forbidden brainy The Jokester's gun of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	censurious baleful The Jokester's wig of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	flame-wreathed Samson's slick The Jokester's pants	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	wet aerosolized huge Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	shaking replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	diffused narrow robin's egg	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	decent small robin flan	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	perfectly mixed watered-down narrow robin nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	lime green LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	blurry spinning plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	improved energized extra-deionized Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 58
8841	pressed Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 43
8842	colloidal nitrogenated infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 67
8843	triple-Vulcanized vacuum-sealed tumbling can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 16
8844	magnetized quadruple-ionized blurry The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 13
8845	quantum diffused bag of random words	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 24
8846	dry squat tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 59
8847	deionized blue red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 37
8848	warmed liquefied spinning question juice	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 15
8849	dry dry tube of villain	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 38
8850	wobbly Annie Oakley's your cowboy boots	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	gray inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	shaking nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	ghostly nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	blinking narrow nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	quicksilver ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	wobbly inspector's padded thicksilver ring of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	auspicious reassuring asbestos-lined wicksilver ring	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	Jim Carey's deadly Sinatra's slicksilver ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	pulsating Temple Grandin's medical-grade veiny sicksilver ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	skewed smelly mansplainer's nicksilver ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	double-paned grievous ticksilver ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	energetic Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	blinking greedy rosy-cheeked dance instructor's Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	blurry wizardly Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of Gandalf of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	savvy Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	upside-down Jim Carey's Frigid Northern Beans	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	mirror supercharged World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	gray Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	lightning-fast Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	squat crafty vibrating extremely unsafe dangerous brainy Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	family-friendly perfumed healthy Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	miniature moldy enchanted narrow plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2	crappy	Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	decent plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	low-calorie bland spinning plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	normal plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	bland ghostly plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	bland plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	diet decent bouncing plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	decent spinning plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	flavorless tiny plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	adequate plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	Jeselnik's stanky Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	pulsating greasy studded beefcake's Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	bouncing Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	Annie Oakley's extremely unsafe Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	twirling Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	blinking personal trainer's Newton's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the ox of Gandalf of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	narrow Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	quilted boxer's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	bouncing cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	polarized triple-enhanced poker face paint	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	pulsating realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	adjusted dry triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	nitrogenated ghost bit	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	irradiated unsweetened buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	irradiated ionized lion musk	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	decent bear claw	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	dry olive rattler gland	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	oxidized tarnished activated half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	galvanized twirling tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	rotten gray rotting beefsteak	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	drinkable huge firemilk	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	unsweetened deionized spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	powdered moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	double-paned thinker's western-style skinning knife	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	steel knuckles of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	squat disc (white)	0		
8924	tumbling disc (black)	0		
8925	bouncing disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	bouncing disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	dry electrified demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	skewed bouncing rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	green makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	tumbling wobbly baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	pulsating coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	purple frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	upside-down rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	upside-down skewed thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	blue blurry slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	fuchsia ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	olive blinking tumbling Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	pulsating briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	purple Oprah's wicked one-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
8960	rosewater-soaked groovy two-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
8961	nippy three-gallon hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10
8962	wizardly four-gallon hat of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40
8963	knitted MacGyver's five-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3
8964	crafty Herculean six-gallon hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10
8965	coward's seven-gallon hat of horror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8966	therapeutic eight-gallon hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8967	forbidden strapping nine-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50
8968	purple wobbly up-at-dawn asbestos-lined ten-gallon hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
8969	frosty medical-grade eleven-gallon hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	liquefied oxidized pulsating yellow skin oil	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 18
8973	wet unusual oil	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 68
8974	quantum aerosolized eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 33
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	quantum mirror patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 69
8977	double-activated dry gray patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 46
8978	super-polarized quadruple-ionized quantum patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 48
8979	pickled polymerized patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 21
8980	extra-improved spinning patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 61
8981	non-altered liquefied mirror patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 32
8982	denatured moist corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 56
8983	drinkable fortified enchanted tumbling rodeo whiskey	5	good	Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 5
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	skewed wholesome real cowboy hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	maroon Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	compressed ghostly wobbly armored prawn	1		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	immense decent olive jumping horseradish	10	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	lousy triple-distilled Sacramento wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	corrupted warmed anodized Greek fire	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	bouncing narrow scorching therapeutic wholesome personal trainer's savvy ox-head shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	zippy Jim Carey's veiny dangerous personal trainer's dented scepter	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	avaricious horrifying resourceful Newton's very pointy crown of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	teal lightning-fast lard-coated frosty Annie Oakley's battle broom of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	blinking red up-at-dawn Jim Carey's stylish carpe of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	upside-down Usain Bolt's gravedigger's deadly Sinatra's codpiece	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	family-friendly scandalous arcane researcher's troutsers of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	Annie Oakley's Da Vinci's strapping bass clarinet of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	huge frightening veiny Fonzie's fish hatchet of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	pulsating censurious clever extremely unsafe tunac of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	pulsating fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	super-dry energized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	hand-crafted bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	double-altered quadruple-pressed high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	Jack Frost's fishin' hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	jittery lard-coated sonar fishfinder	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	jittery disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	mirror internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	narrow narrow meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	miniature stale gallon of milk	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	mirror blinking screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	double-paned manspreader's Newton's First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	pulsating high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	skewed no spoon	0		
9030	moldy thick star salad	5	crappy	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	adequate big enchanted squat bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	5	good	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 25
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	maroon Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	moldy thick browser cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	watered-down hand-crafted hacked gibson	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	Herculean Source shades	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	jittery bouncing missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	fuchsia Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	ghostly Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	lime green Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	jittery cyan Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	jittery gray Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	squat Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	yellow Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	jittery Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	narrow Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	tumbling Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	ghostly wobbly Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	wobbly Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	tumbling ghostly Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	jittery cyan shaking Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	cyan Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	shaking Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	wobbly pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	asbestos-lined MacGyver's arcane researcher's plastic detective badge of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	green wool frosty sharpshooter's studded bronze detective badge	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	Jeselnik's flame-wreathed scorching lion tamer's detective badge	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	wobbly greedy flame-wreathed detective badge of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	blurry detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	chilly supercool detective roscoe of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	denatured shoe gum	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	Jeselnik's noir fedora of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	shaking greasy Fonzie's smooth trench coat	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	smooth distilled upside-down Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	moldy low-calorie special hardboiled egg	1	crappy	Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	pulsating detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	upside-down ribald horrifying ruddy groovy protonic accelerator pack of the wise owl of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	pulsating red mirror almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	lightning-fast Adventurer bobblehead	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	blinking psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	bindle of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	stylish cool fleshy lump	0		Moxie: 30, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	Temple Grandin's smoldering bagel punch of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	dangerous thinker's ghostly reins	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	derringer of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	Mr. Screege's spectacles of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	shaking lard-coated brainy weightlifter's Spookyraven signet	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	curative stylish tie-dyed fannypack	0		Moxie: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	huge nippy shellacked burnt snowpants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	pulsating standards and practices guide of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	deadly Carpathian longsword of the cougar of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	pulsating executive educational Liam's mail of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	blinking teal rosy-cheeked educational beefcake's Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	manspreader's Wrist-Boy	0		Monster Level: +10
9103	spinning Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	olive upside-down Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	flattened tumbling Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 55
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	anodized Vulcanized improved spinning Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 55
9110	polarized Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 15
9111	corrupted non-concentrated nitrogenated spinning Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 12
9112	cold-filtered triple-dry gray EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 42
9113	polarized polarized maroon Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 19
9114	polymerized The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 48
9115	activated Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 66
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	chaotic repaid diaper	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
9118	blinking Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	mediocre watered-down Shot of Kardashian Gin	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	careful Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	triple-distilled delicious unidentified drink	9	awesome	
9127	olive extremely unsafe beefy KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
9128	ghostly prompt brainy discarded swimming trunks of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +3
9129	boiled diffused tarnished jittery diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 31
9130	extra-adjusted charisma potion	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 15
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	executive horrifying pistol	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	flavorless leftover pasty	4	decent	
9135	special drinkable squat very whiskey	3	good	Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 20
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	spinning li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	spinning li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	shaking li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	quadruple-pressed blinking lime green hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	super-nitrogenated gray Prunets	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 41
9148	bouncing Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	wobbly baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	polymerized colloidal lime green invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	warmed super-quantum polarized blinking invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	flavorless ghostly teal raw sweet potato	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	adequate shaking raw beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	rotten snack-sized raw stuffing	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	bland raw cranberry sauce	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	moldy raw turkey	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	low-calorie rotten raw mincemeat	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	tiny rotten raw potato	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	enchanted moldy raw gravy	4	crappy	Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	low-calorie flavorless raw bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	fuchsia Usain Bolt's scorching mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	inspector's glass casserole dish of the empath of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	wobbly stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	upside-down arcane researcher's can opener of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	mixed shaking wobbly turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	skewed avaricious wicked glass pie plate	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	twirling greedy lard-coated potato masher	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	wobbly bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	miniature stale sweet potatoes	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	normal bean casserole	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	delicious pulsating baked stuffing	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	super-sized adequate purple cranberry cylinder	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	half-sized adequate thanksgiving turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	rotten mince pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	toothsome snack-sized mashed potatoes	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	rotten warm gravy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	stale snack-sized bread roll	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	delicious leftovers	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	stale fancy red leftovers sandwich	3	decent	Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	tumbling cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	tumbling packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	huge cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	skewed teal bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	extra-dry eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	artisanal watered-down eldritch extract	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	curative smartaleck's Official Council Aide Pin	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	watered-down fancy artisanal eldritch distillate	2	EPIC	Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	pickled yellow tumbling eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	coward's Science Notebook	0		Monster Level: -20
9197	twirling lion tamer's extremely unsafe eldritch hat of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	mirror lightning-fast stylish eldritch pants of James Dean	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	watered-down mediocre eldritch elixir	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	scandalous Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	yellow bouncing Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	tumbling sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	smooth ball and chain	0		Moxie: +15, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	gingerbread tophat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	strapping gingerbread waistcoat	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	gingerbread trousers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	avaricious knitted chaotic candy dress shoes	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	zippy wicked candy necktie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	bouncing lion tamer's careful dance instructor's chocolate pocketwatch	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	wobbly broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	shaking interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	tumbling gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	yellow sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	flavorless blinking animal part cracker	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	lousy weak gingerbread wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	adequate gingerbread mug	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	twirling gingerbread mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	prompt Rosewater's gingerservo of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	alkaline tainted icing	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	gingerbeard of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	avaricious inspector's gingerbread hoodie	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	greedy dog trainer's gingerbread pistol	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	green lion tamer's shellacked marzipan briefcase	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	tumbling brainy creme brulee torch	0		Mysticality: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	supercool candy crowbar	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	narrow Sherlock's beefcake's candy screwdriver	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	tumbling gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	yellow supercool pumpkin spice candle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	corrupted nitrogenated gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	narrow mirror Oprah's thinker's gingerbread gavel	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	wobbly gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	blue gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	drinkable watered-down enchanted jittery ginger beer	2	good	Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	concentrated moist jittery industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	frozen dry fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	drinkable high-end ginger wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	sizzling plastic bad vibe	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	baleful plastic angry vikings	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	plastic Your Brain of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	plastic Krampus of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	double-tarnished Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	ionized deionized Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	polarized tumbling Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	decent spiritual candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	weak drinkable blurry squat spiritual eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	miniature flavorless spiritual fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	bland spiritual gingerbread	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	skewed Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	lime green fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	ghostly gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	ionized spinning rock candy	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	low-calorie yummy green-iced sweet roll	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	huge chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	lightning-fast Sinatra's Third Eye	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	supercharged Krampus Horn of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	spoiled hambrosier	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	high-proof acceptable chakra-mental wine	10	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	cold-filtered chakra malt	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	decent Black Angus blackburger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	smooth practically non-alcoholic brandy	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	diffused Vulcanized blinking potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	flame-wreathed arcane researcher's bad vibroknife	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	lime green crystal belt buckle of wisdom of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	horrifying lion tamer's saffron antaravasaka	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	blurry censurious deadly saffron uttarasanga	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	blue pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	jittery gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	nippy coward's Newton's Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	bland tumbling Eldritch snap	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	compressed tumbling pulsating hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	altered bouncing jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	denatured jittery olive jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	boiled sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	boiled stench jelly	1		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	moldy shaking toast with hot jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	yummy toast with jelly	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	normal toast with jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	rotten fancy diet toast with sleaze jelly	1	crappy	Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	immense flavorless toast with stench jelly	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	green space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	narrow hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	wobbly pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	blurry family-friendly wax hand of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	frightening brawny candle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	flavorless immense wax pancake	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	frightening fortified wax face	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	extra-dry acceptable wax booze	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	dehydrated spinning maroon sea jelly	1		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	spoiled narrow sea truffle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	bouncing tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	occult recovered cufflinks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	skewed heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	diffused LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	enhanced pulsating LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	irradiated moist shaking LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	twirling Annie Oakley's quilted smooth LOV Eardigan	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	horrifying stylish LOV Epaulettes of the empath	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	skewed narrow stanky lion tamer's stiffened LOV Earrings	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	altered gray LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	therapeutic LOV Elephant	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	hardened eldritch scanner	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	anodized bouncing eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	ghostly wobbly scorching electrified eldritch hammer of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	flavorless eldritch mushroom	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	bland miniature skewed eldritch mushroom pizza	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	alkaline eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	mirror HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	bouncing Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	twirling yellow discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	twirling pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	purple bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	jittery elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	wobbly cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	ghostly lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	skewed baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	cyan fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	gray huge limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	yellow pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	high-proof acceptable pulsating literal grasshopper	6	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	tolerable special weak double entendre	2	good	Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	acceptable watered-down yellow huge Phlegethon	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	weak acceptable Siberian sunrise	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	hand-crafted watered-down mentholated wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	smooth watered-down low tide martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	perfectly mixed blurry shroomtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	artisanal weak morning dew	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	mediocre spinning whiskey squeeze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	acceptable great fashioned	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	mediocre weak Gnomish sagngria	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	bad practically non-alcoholic ghostly vodka stinger	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	hand-crafted spirit-forward extremely slippery nipple	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	special artisanal piscatini	3	EPIC	Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	lousy Churchill	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	acceptable soilzerac	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	artisanal special weak London frog	2	EPIC	Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	aged red nothingtini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	strong hand-crafted eighth plague	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	artisanal narrow single entendre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	drinkable reverse Tantalus	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	practically non-alcoholic aged elemental caipiroska	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	acceptable Feliz Navidad	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	lousy yellow Bloody Nora	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	bad moreltini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	irresponsibly strong drinkable hell in a bucket	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	hand-crafted Newark	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	delicious R'lyeh	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	artisanal watered-down Gnollish sangria	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	watered-down mediocre vodka barracuda	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	mediocre weak Mysterious Island iced tea	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	bad spinning drive-by shooting	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	bad distilled gunner's daughter	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	drinkable dirt julep	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	perfectly mixed gray Simepore slime	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	bad mirror blurry Phil Collins	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	green Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	upside-down filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	mirror exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	yellow pulsating gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	blurry high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	yellow jittery alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	toothsome small edible alien plant bit	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	altered spinning pulsating alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	special stale alien meat	4	decent	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	distilled alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	moist quadruple-magnetized alien medicine	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	diet stale alien salad	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	enchanted artisanal ghostly alien booze	4	EPIC	Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	lion tamer's dance instructor's experienced alien mask	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	perfumed frosty quilted alien spear	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	squat frightening Jack Frost's alien blowgun of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 75, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	pulsating boxer's beefcake's alien loincloth of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	coward's chaotic crafty alien totem	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	upside-down Rosewater's alien necklace of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	upside-down spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	dog trainer's spants of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	knitted spant shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	yellow Newton's spant shoulderpads of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	avaricious miser's spant backplate	0		Meat Drop: 40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	bouncing banded spant spear of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	cold-filtered polymerized blinking murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	upside-down murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	bouncing Van der Graaf baleful murderbot mask of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	pressed bouncing murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	family-friendly murderbot whip of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	tumbling wool Da Vinci's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	blurry Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	huge Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	skewed Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	toothsome Aldebaran sardines	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	perfectly mixed twirling Centauri fish wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	dehydrated huge teal oxygen	1		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	blurry vibrating stylish Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	censurious Spacegate military insignia of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	electrified Spacegate diplomat's insignia of James Dean of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	olive squat Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	stale alien sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	corrupted moist Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 64
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	teal New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	non-boiled Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	energized ghostly Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	ionized magnetized ionized ghostly Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	magnetized diffused Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	dry Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	denatured Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	concentrated Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	flavorless Affirmation Cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	shaking skewed Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	electrified bouncing Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 21
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	banded personal trainer's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	aged spinning basic martini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	artisanal narrow tumbling improved martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	lousy skewed splendid martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	skewed can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	spinning tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	spinning vibrating occult plastic gundam of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	squat yellow License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	tumbling Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	twirling spinning L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	squat jittery Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	rotten jittery meteoreo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	practically non-alcoholic bad meadeorite	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	wicked meteortarboard of the cougar of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	yellow fortified experienced meteorite guard of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	twirling stanky meteorb of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	fireproof nippy asteroid belt	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	yellow Tesla clever dangerous meteorthopedic shoes	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	clever hale sage shooting morning star	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	narrow meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	squat meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	narrow Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	bouncing corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	maroon genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	energetic thinker's weightlifter's blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	upside-down pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	skewed pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	green dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	blinking hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	tumbling xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	pulsating X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	tolerable DUFRESNE Suds	4	good	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	manspreader's mafia pinky ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
9547	watered-down drinkable flask of port	2	good	
9548	frightening fortified contract enforcement stick	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +5
9549	spoiled Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	enchanted tolerable jug of booze	4	good	Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	triple-moist deionized pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	activated extra-vacuum-sealed adjusted teal temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	vaporized purple glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	twirling pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	anodized extra-liquefied bouncing jittery new habit	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	up-at-dawn Samson's pearl necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 8, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	blinking spinning amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	ruddy personal trainer's Samson's protection stick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40
9563	Vulcanized diffused huge roll of meat	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 11
9564	green personal trainer's mafia thumb ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
9565	quantum anodized cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	wobbly miser's mafia middle finger ring of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	jittery chaotic steel drivin' hammer of the brute of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	experienced mafia pointer finger ring of courage	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	flame-retardant worksite credentials	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
9571	twirling tumbling Jeselnik's coward's sharpshooter's occult negotiatin' hammer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +25
9572	skewed pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	censurious mafia wedding ring of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
9576	spinning toasty mafia organizer badge	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	shaking transparent nog	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	bland enchanted unfinished fruitcake	4	decent	Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	polarized colloidal shaking and cracker	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	artisanal watered-down maroon neg grog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	decent half double fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	moldy hushed puppy	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	bland diet muffled muffuletta	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	adequate super-sized shushed potatoes	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	hardened plastic mime functionary	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	plastic mime scientist of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	upside-down vibrating plastic mime soldier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	inspector's plastic mime executive	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	lime green Socratic plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	blinking pulsating green mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	huge temperance whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	irradiated polymerized tumbling mirror wishbone	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	lousy weak Racisto Ruidoso	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	toothsome massive bran muffin	8	awesome	
9598	bland blueberry muffin	3	decent	
9599	bouncing silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	mirror silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	shaking silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	twirling silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	spinning silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	fuchsia silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	fuchsia bouncing silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	twirling olive silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	spinning silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	skewed silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	fuchsia silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	maroon silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	jittery silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	bouncing silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	spinning silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	upside-down silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	tolerable stale cheer wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	thick decent tumbling stale Cheer-E-Os	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	shaking cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	weightlifter's cheerful antler hat of the brazier	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	bouncing healthy cheerful Crimbo sweater of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	red dog trainer's baleful cheerful pajama pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	spinning narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	blurry The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	huge jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	artisanal executive mime flask	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	enchanted thick flavorless nega-mushroom	5	decent	Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	lousy watered-down mirror nega-mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	dry Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	stale low-calorie gray mime army rations	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	bad mime army wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	dried wobbly mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	polarized chilled mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	ghostly mirror family-friendly dog trainer's miming beret	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	horrifying nasty miming shirt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	lion tamer's deadly miming corduroys	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	Newton's sage miming boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	yellow avaricious miming gloves of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	yellow God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	blue donated booze	0		
9663	lime green donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	dry tarnished oxidized digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	mime army insignia (infantry) of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	lard-coated mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	avaricious mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	teal mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	spinning ruddy arcane researcher's mime army infiltration glove	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	ghostly mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	spinning mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	blurry fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	rotten narrow spinning extra-toasted half sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	tolerable special practically non-alcoholic upside-down mulled hobo wine	1	good	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	ghostly burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	chaotic MacGyver's smartaleck's burning paper hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	zippy censurious friendly burning cape	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	huge grievous Herculean brainy burning paper slippers	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	fuchsia frightening nippy resourceful burning paper jorts	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	Jim Carey's hale burning paper crane of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	wobbly bouncing January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	jittery January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	tumbling Usain Bolt's broken champagne bottle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +80, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	auspicious brawny tinsel tights	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	zippy wool Sinatra's wad of used tape	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	zippy resourceful Sinatra's silent nightlight of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	liquefied sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 31
9697	colloidal Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 11
9698	ionized hot button candy	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 48
9699	upside-down miser's knitted makeshift garbage shirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	novelty monorail ticket of wisdom of the empath	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	altered cyan pills	1		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 45
9702	twisted spinning furry pill	1		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 50
9703	vaporized huge olive beefy pill	1		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 45
9704	modified excitement pill	1		
9705	twisted huge vitamin G pill	1		
9706	mixed red tumbling lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	powdered dieting pill	1		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 5
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	huge twirling lime green Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	squat Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	genie's turbane of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	pulsating strapping genie's scimitar of the ox	0		Muscle: 25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	spinning rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's genie's pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	genie's bracers of the ox of bravery	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	horrifying psychic's circlet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	upside-down psychic's crystal ball of incineration of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	MacGyver's psychic's pslacks of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	Van der Graaf thinker's psychic's amulet	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	spoiled purple heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	tiny special adequate twirling Swedish massage fish	1	good	Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	aged Third Base	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	drinkable enchanted weak twirling huge Bustle Hustler	2	good	Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	pickled shaking gray Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	pickled mirror Bettie page	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	pickled unsweetened squat tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	unsweetened twirling blue spinning heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	jittery heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	green shaking Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	diffused polymerized rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 35
9744	improved concentrated enhanced mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 45
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	chilled pickled rhinestone	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 13
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	blinking spinning bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	yellow ginseng	0		
9754	Team Avarice cap of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
9755	Team Sloth cap of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
9756	Team Wrath cap of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
9757	therapeutic Mu cap	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	blurry Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	huge Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	wobbly Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	spinning Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	twirling Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	pulsating Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	spinning Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	yellow wobbly Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	upside-down Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	narrow jittery Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	wobbly Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	tumbling Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	wobbly gray pulsating Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	bouncing Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	huge Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	shaking Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	pulsating ghostly Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	tumbling blinking Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	blurry Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	shaking Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	skewed green luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	upside-down muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	blurry pulsating razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	compressed magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 50
9829	boiled brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	dehydrated glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	mixed scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	dried pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	dried blurry lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 50
9834	distilled gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	blinking FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	shaking cyan mirror FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	skewed blinking cyan grievous FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the pedagogue of the boozehound	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	scorching FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	narrow coward's FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	energetic FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	lightning-fast stanky personal trainer's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
9844	upside-down blinking maroon FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	squat plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	skewed pulsating My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	diffused concentrated universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	squat LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	bouncing LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	rotten diet enchanted FantasyRealm turkey leg	1	crappy	Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	bad boozy FantasyRealm mead	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	twirling cyan nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	upside-down arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	twirling hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	miniature yummy druidic s'more	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	distilled twirling sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	aged mourning wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	huge map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	gray map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	shaking map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	normal miniature denastified haunch	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	hand-crafted bad rum and good cola	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	cold-filtered activated blurry Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	frosty steel-toed Herculean leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	ghostly avaricious scorching smooth Master Thief's utility belt	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	upside-down executive wicked Duke Vampire's regal cloak of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	healthy occult Dragonscale breastplate of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	mirror yellow ruddy weightlifter's belt of Ogrekind of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	mirror greedy curative The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	manspreader's sinister nozzle of the Phoenix of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	family-friendly reassuring frightening the Archwizard's briefs	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	mirror hale the Ley Incursion's waist of horror of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	blinking chilly shield of the Skeleton Lord of doom	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	yellow smartaleck's Rosewater's ring of the Skeleton Lord of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	prompt perfumed crafty scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	narrow resourceful Newton's deadfall branch of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20
9894	ghostly aromatic chilly manspreader's medical-grade Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	pulsating notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	triple-distilled drinkable two meat muck	9	good	
9899	rotten narrow jittery chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	crappy	
9900	bland tiny chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	1	decent	
9901	miniature decent lime green chocolate Spider Queen	2	good	
9902	acceptable watered-down hipster cocktail	2	good	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	jittery God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	purple gattoo	0		
9912	mirror A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	spoiled good guava	3	crappy	
9916	acceptable upside-down wobbly gin and ginger	3	good	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	mixed upside-down gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	blurry A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	super-Vulcanized tarnished Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	concentrated spinning Punching Potion	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	dried blue twirling Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	blue Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	purple Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	blurry wool nasty manspreader's wizardly Brutal brogues	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	family-friendly rosewater-soaked dance instructor's Draftsman's driving gloves of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	Lo Pan's supercool stylish Nouveau nosering of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	irradiated galvanized sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	super-altered cold-filtered boiling broth	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	moist alkaline spinning maroon interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	pulsating Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	deadly wizardly PARTY HARD T-shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	acceptable Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	Samson's pentagram bandana of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	red chaotic skull ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	flavorless purple PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	ghostly personal trainer's Da Vinci's dorky glasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	auspicious ponytail clip of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	blinking unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	pickled wobbly twirling skewed Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	pulsating Herculean cosmetic football	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	baleful smartaleck's shoe ad T-shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	shaking fortified pump-up high-tops	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	wet runproof mascara	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	tumbling very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	wobbly executive noticeable pumps of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	watered-down lousy everfull glass	2	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jittery jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	huge crafty experienced denim jacket	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	Newton's Rosewater's ratty knitted cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	resourceful clever intimidating chainsaw	0		Maximum MP: 70, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	hand-crafted party beer bomb	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	spoiled sweet party mix	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	boiled wobbly party balloon	1		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	steel-toed party pants of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	smartaleck's party whip of the brute of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	tumbling Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	acceptable TRIO cup of beer	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	normal special maroon party platter for one	3	good	Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	denatured Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	hardened personal trainer's party crasher	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	lime green latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	forbidden &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	nasty dog trainer's snakeskin thighboots	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	purple beefcake's snakeskin cowboy hat of the cougar	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	snakeskin jacket of the pedagogue of Tarzan	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	ghostly slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	teal slime waders of the ox of horror of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	Sherlock's coward's supercharged slime fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	ghostly Jim Carey's Tesla ruddy slime knuckles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	grievous beefcake's government-issued slacks of terror	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	greedy Tesla stylish government-issued eyeshade	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	electrified Fonzie's slick government-issued necktie	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	olive ghostly toasty baleful dangerous mutant arm	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	friendly MacGyver's mutant legs of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	zippy censurious mutant crown of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	moldy ghostly ectoplasm	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	toothsome	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	hand-crafted bottle of vodka	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	half-sized bland pizza	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	watered-down bad martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	flavorless cherry pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	acceptable eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	toothsome low-calorie Hell ramen	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	drinkable squat squat gimlet	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	high-proof acceptable twice-haunted screwdriver	9	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	normal tumbling candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	lousy runny fermented egg	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	normal ghostly oldcake	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	bland twirling traditional Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	fireproof plastic wild beaver	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	prompt plastic reindeer	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	vibrating plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	Socratic plastic orphan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	frightening plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	fuchsia upside-down yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	skewed yellow Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	inspector's ribald pristine walrus tusk	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	spinning squat thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	frightening mansplainer's MacGyver's studded Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	narrow bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	spoiled tiny grilled mooseflank	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	tasty huge moosemeat pie	9	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	balanced antler of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	smelly dam	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	tolerable pulsating beavermouth	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	tolerable spinning beaver punch (papaya)	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	high-proof drinkable beaver punch (peach)	9	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic beaver punch (cherry)	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	stanky Canadian lantern of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	tumbling smelly muskox-skin cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	miniature normal glass of raw eggs	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	watered-down perfectly mixed squat punch-drunk punch	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	distilled narrow shaking olive body spradium	1		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	mirror Jeselnik's bauxite beret	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	brainy bauxite boxers	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	cyan blurry experienced bauxite bow-tie	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	blurry Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	scandalous Newton's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of doom of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	stale thick tumbling sausage	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	cyan frightening red-hot sausage fork of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	skewed jittery bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	blurry sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	ghostly jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	squat Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	lousy beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	fancy toothsome yule gruel	4	awesome	Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	tolerable jittery hot watered rum	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	perfectly mixed mirror bottle of Crimbognac	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	tiny stale Crimboysters Rockefeller	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	twisted purple Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	narrow Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	narrow fuchsia Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	blinking twirling blinking Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	executive resourceful baleful Crimbolex watch	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	double-paned Temple Grandin's hale hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5
10082	gravedigger's chalk chlamys of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	twirling inspector's Annie Oakley's chalk chain	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	up-at-dawn auspicious chalk chalice	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	occult savvy chalk chinos	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	brainy chalk chapeau of courage	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	squat friendly Fonzie's chalk choker	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	boiled chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	triple-magnetized wet teal candy chalk	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 45
10090	knitted personal trainer's marble maebari	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	foul-smelling marble mantle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	scandalous frosty marble magnet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	ghostly Jack Frost's energetic marble mignonette bowl	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	skewed curative marble medallion of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	padded slick marble mariachi hat	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	modified mirror twirling marble molecules	1		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	polarized Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 57
10098	bouncing stanky baleful punching bag	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	jittery double-paned fortified pith helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	Annie Oakley's educational poncho	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	sharpshooter's pendant of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	perfumed arcane researcher's palazzos	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	studded pseudoaccordion of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	diluted squat red pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	galvanized nitrogenated altered gray Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 63
10106	spinning dance instructor's terra cotta truss of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	friendly ruddy terra cotta trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	bouncing frosty terra cotta tongs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	reassuring forbidden terra cotta train	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	shellacked terra cotta tie tack of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	vibrating terra cotta tambourine of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	modified terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	denatured corrupted cyan terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 43
10114	executive groovy velour voulge	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	pulsating green aromatic smelly velour vambraces	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	Sinatra's velour veil of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	auspicious chaotic velour viscometer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	spinning velour valise of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	avaricious velour vaqueros of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	pickled velour veneer	1		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	improved tarnished Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 30
10122	vibrating glass suspenders of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	maroon zippy Fonzie's glass shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	mansplainer's glass stetson of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	baleful glass spectacles of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	spinning flame-retardant boxer's glass shiv	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	reassuring dangerous glass serape	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	dehydrated blurry mirror glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	corrupted frozen quadruple-dry hard candy	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 66
10130	up-at-dawn loofah lumberjack's hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	reassuring double-paned loofah lei	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	ribald loofah lederhosen of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	blurry Jack Frost's beefcake's loofah ladle	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	zippy MacGyver's loofah legwarmers	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	blinking MacGyver's Da Vinci's loofah lavalier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	modified blue loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	electrified chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 29
10138	blinking zippy flagstone flag of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	chilly flagstone flail of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	flagstone flip-flops of the cougar of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	blurry narrow red toasty Herculean flagstone fez	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	flagstone fleece of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	cool flagstone fringe of horror	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	denatured yellow squat flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	alkaline Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 33
10146	blurry elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	squat red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	coward's cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	cold-filtered tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	dehydrated shaking ghostly prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	tailored vest of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	dog trainer's elf army poncho	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	tasty bite-sized elf army field rations	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	tumbling twirling thinker's discarded bowtie of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	lousy triple-distilled martiny	9	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	wobbly tumbling tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	diffused Vulcanized narrow licorice snake	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 32
10161	denatured shaking purple virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 60
10162	aerosolized extra-corrupted mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 69
10163	extra-adjusted energized mirror government-issued candy	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 58
10164	colloidal Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 15
10165	maroon mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	fuchsia medical-grade brawny Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	shaking squat blood bag	0		
10169	stale bloodstick	3	decent	
10170	weak perfectly mixed bottle of Sanguiovese	2	EPIC	
10171	enchanted snack-sized delicious actual blood sausage	2	awesome	Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 45
10172	artisanal mulled blood	3	EPIC	
10173	thick spoiled blood snowcone	5	crappy	
10174	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Red Russian	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10175	bland blood roll-up	3	decent	
10176	fancy practically non-alcoholic acceptable tumbling bottle of blood	1	good	Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 45
10177	small moldy wobbly blood-soaked sponge cake	2	crappy	
10178	acceptable enchanted vampagne	4	good	Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 30
10179	spoiled yellow plain snowcone	3	crappy	
10180	teal ghostly Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	narrow money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	bouncing padded PirateRealm eyepatch of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	huge bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	gray compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	yellow curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	narrow Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	squat tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	stale miniature crabsicle	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	mirror melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	irresponsibly strong artisanal bottle of dark rhum	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	strong hand-crafted bottle of extra-dark rhum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	hand-crafted spinning bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	pressed ionized twirling pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	supercharged energetic conquistador's breastplate	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	wobbly baleful weightlifter's pirate pantaloons	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	jittery tumbling fuchsia Usain Bolt's pirate radio ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	bouncing Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	tasty gigantic pineapple slab	8	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	stale diet shaking bouncing hibiscus petal	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	nitrogenated huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	gray cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	powdered ghostly ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	blurry cyan Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	pickled skewed upside-down pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	squat Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	pulsating PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	medical-grade plush sea serpent	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	moldy pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	maroon Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	twirling ruddy piratical blunderbuss	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	spinning quilted personal trainer's PirateRealm party hat of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	acceptable Island Landslide	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	lousy watered-down red Island Thunderstorm	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	acceptable weak Island Hurricane	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	delicious fuchsia twirling Skull Punch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	aged Electric Punch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	irresponsibly strong bad Smuggler's Punch	9	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	watered-down artisanal ghostly Scorpion Bowl	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	drinkable Turtle Bowl	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	tolerable boozy gray Cobra Bowl	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	blurry vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	supercharged hardy slick vampyric cloake of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	corrupted double-dry cyan twirling one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 62
10245	upside-down arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	ghostly green intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	shaking 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	squat overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	nasty Jack Frost's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	huge Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	blue blurry up-at-dawn nasty supercharged energetic supercool Rosewater's cool hewn moon-rune spoon of the brute of the empath of the blizzard of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: 50, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	spinning cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	frosty hale Beach Comb of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	huge pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	spinning empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	quadruple-dry teal magenta seashell	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	activated colloidal moist cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	unsweetened triple-diffused olive gray seashell	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	liquefied bouncing seashell	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	polarized chilled seashell	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	perfectly mixed blue bouncing bottle of sea wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	modified bouncing blurry kelp	1		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	aromatic asbestos-lined hardy grievous Samson's cool driftwood hat of the storm of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	mirror asbestos-lined lard-coated chilly Rosewater's driftwood pants of the ox of the cougar of the brute of terror of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	jittery aromatic gravedigger's MacGyver's medical-grade Fonzie's driftwood bracelet of the ox of the brazier of the businessman of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	shaking vibrating Sinatra's waders of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	Jim Carey's Sinatra's spearfish fishing spear of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	wobbly up-at-dawn zippy Tesla rabbitfish fin	0		Initiative: +20, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	lime green energetic wizardly pirate cutlass of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked tricorn hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	dog trainer's Tesla banded swash buckle	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	lightning-fast auspicious crafty meteorite earring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	bouncing manspreader's hardy meteorite necklace of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	spinning lion tamer's quilted dangerous meteorite ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	pickled frozen teal Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 66
10290	extra-electrified quadruple-boiled jittery chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 14
10291	executive knitted driftwood beach comb of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	cool strapping whittled tiara of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	mirror Van der Graaf supercharged energetic whittled shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	shaking groovy whittled flail of the brute of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	ribald Annie Oakley's boxer's whittled wand	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	shaking stiffened Sinatra's educational whittled flute	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	huge educational whittled bear figurine of James Dean	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	greasy Jack Frost's Lo Pan's whittled owl figurine	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	rosy-cheeked whittled fox figurine of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: 80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	lime green Lo Pan's electrified hardy Newton's whittled walking stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	miniature adequate campfire hot dog	2	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	yummy small campfire baked potato	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	moldy small campfire s'more	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	moldy campfire beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	normal campfire stew	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	blinking campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	quadruple-activated activated leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 29
10310	upside-down rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	yellow bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	lime green campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	stale small wobbly space chowder	2	decent	
10321	mediocre mirror space wine	3	decent	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	olive Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	blue inspector's family-friendly knitted Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	squat diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	special moldy jittery bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	crappy	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	moldy flan del mar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	bite-sized stale enchanted Baja sopapilla	1	decent	Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	nippy plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	chaotic plastic sea elf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	plastic yuleviathan of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	Sinatra's plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	Da Vinci's plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	maroon red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	miniature stale mana-coated yams	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	decent twirling mana-basted tofurkey leg	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	rotten mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	bland twirling pulsating mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	corrupted squat patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	denatured industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	double-chilled denatured flattened unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	dehydrated huge vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	dried blurry blinking a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	quantum unsweetened organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	bad boot flask	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	irradiated infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	upside-down ghostly madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	altered fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	normal guffin	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	modified tumbling Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	compressed non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	enhanced peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	colloidal galvanized Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	moist non-oxidized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	modified purple livid energy	1		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	twisted green ghostly beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	family-friendly oxygenated eggnog helmet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	electrified upside-down concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	alkaline pulsating liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	twirling map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	wobbly Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	huge double-paned friendly educational Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	shaking The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	denatured olive shaking salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	purple Fonzie's ribbon candy ascot of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	green moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	squat intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	spinning careful anemoney clip	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	squat spinning blue runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	mixed super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	smelly occult icing poncho	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	galvanized enhanced glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	spinning tumbling arcane researcher's Herculean Mer-kin rollpin	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	wobbly tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	bland bowl of mernudo	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	weak tolerable fishelada	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	spoiled miniature huge fuchsia ojo de pez burrito	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	upside-down waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	lime green waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	upside-down lightning-fast Van der Graaf nutcracker hat	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	banded nutcracker waistcoat of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	mirror teal Oprah's smartaleck's nutcracker pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	pulsating Sherlock's beefy nutcracker boots	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	personal trainer's savvy nutcracker sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	mirror steel-toed extremely unsafe nutcracker drumstick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	blurry beefcake's nutcracker beard of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	supercharged boxer's nutcracker cape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	shaking avaricious Jim Carey's nutcracker epaulets	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	decent salt plum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	blue peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	spoiled diet and bean	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	teal miser's manspreader's brawny kelp-holly gun	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	narrow narrow experienced Yuleviathan necklace of temperance	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	foul-smelling slick peppermint spine	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	Fonzie's beefy soggy elf shoes	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	yellow flame-retardant ruddy Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	wool kelp-holly drape of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	Van der Graaf hale Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	delicious jumbo tempura and bean	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	tolerable gray salt plum sake	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	extra-improved magnetized super-ionized pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	activated anodized squat jittery almond	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 14
10429	modified improved upside-down skewed gray handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	greasy studded quilted Retrospecs	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	skewed blinking Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	tumbling mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	chaotic Van der Graaf quilted personal trainer's Rosewater's Powerful Glove	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	stiffened thinker's Drip harness of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 30, Damage Reduction: 1
10442	drippy truncheon of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	normal big green drippy nugget	5	drippy	
10446	special smooth glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 25
10447	moldy enchanted snack-sized drippy caviar	2	drippy	Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 5
10448	bland miniature drippy plum(?)	2	drippy	
10449	drippy stake of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	red drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	ghostly coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	frozen super-concentrated quadruple-alkaline fizzy soda	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 15
10459	nitrogenated healthy juice	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 60
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	vibrating cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
10467	lime green brawny slick back shell	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	huge Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	upside-down lion tamer's bony back shell	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	polarized energized blooper ink	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 20
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	narrow twirling rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	spinning plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	olive jittery ghostly Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	mirror narrow free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	ghostly plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	flavorless low-calorie shaking mushroom filet	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	compressed mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	perfectly mixed mushroom whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	Fonzie's mushroom cap of James Dean of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	perfumed chaotic Tesla steel-toed mushroom shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	wobbly greasy foul-smelling resourceful mushroom pants of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	huge wholesome occult grievous arcane researcher's mushroom badge	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	narrow pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	wobbly plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	colloidal irradiated piranha pollen	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	pulsating plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	thinker's kettle bell	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	Newton's glued-together crystal ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	stanky martini dregs	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	smelly flickering flashlight	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	miser's crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	ruddy outmoded fidget toy	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	olive Samson's flimsy ski pole	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	grievous discarded finger painting	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	strapping pizza box	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	smooth beefy chipped coffee mug	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	lime green tumbling Jack Frost's Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	mirror drippy grub	0		
10516	yellow upside-down drippy bezoar	0		
10517	maroon Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	twirling maroon drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	fuchsia drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	delicious red drippy pilsner	4	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	blue drippy orb	0		
10529	spinning lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	Oprah's gory drippy orb	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	mirror Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	tumbling nasty hardy Guzzlr tablet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	squat Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	skewed Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	blinking Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	blurry reassuring Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	lousy spinning Ghiaccio Colada	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	hand-crafted watered-down Sourfinger	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Nog-on-the-Cob	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	hand-crafted Steamboat	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	watered-down drinkable Buttery Boy	2	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	lime green blinking Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	ghostly sharpshooter's strapping clown car key	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	ghostly twirling Usain Bolt's toasty nippy batting cage key	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	narrow blue frosty Samson's aqu&iacute; of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	blurry shaking lightning-fast perfumed beefcake's knob labinet key	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	Temple Grandin's careful slick weremoose key	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	peg key of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	kekekey of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	tumbling twirling rabbit's foot key of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	knob shaft skate key of the ox of James Dean	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	censurious ice key of dire peril of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	veiny anchovy can key	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	cyan wizardly cactus key of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	ribald brainy f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	twirling treasure chest key of vim and vigor of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	nippy studded demonic key of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	pulsating mirror Samson's key sausage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	Usain Bolt's Rosewater's knob treasury key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	sinister scrap key of terror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	Fonzie's Newton's rose key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	mirror wizardly music box key	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	MacGyver's actual skeleton key of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	friendly energetic deep-fried key of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	bouncing perfumed asbestos-lined discarded bike lock key	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	mirror teal Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	diffused ionized marshroom	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 56
10573	ghostly bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	yellow Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	quadruple-polymerized triple-enhanced salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 32
10577	warmed writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 47
10578	irradiated gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 67
10579	narrow wobbly lime green baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	narrow dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	narrow packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	fuchsia mirror SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	greasy frosty birch battery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	narrow green careful therapeutic quilted ebony epee	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	Annie Oakley's weeping willow wand of the pedagogue of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	Lo Pan's rock-hard beechwood blowgun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	shaking Annie Oakley's sage thinker's maple magnet	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	mirror ghostly Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	executive rock-hard brawny hemlock helm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	greedy gravedigger's balsam barrel of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	anodized alkaline skewed redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	blurry purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	scandalous purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	cyan Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's wormwood wedding ring of dire peril of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	spinning drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	quilted ert grey goo ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	spinning Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	wobbly Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	dry cold-filtered Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	irradiated twirling Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	diet flavorless Yeg's Motel pillow mint	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	huge Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	warmed super-moist flattened Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	aromatic boxer's Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	Yeg's Motel bathrobe of chilblains of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	twirling grievous cool Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	olive uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	red nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	upside-down chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	spinning onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	twirling onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	huge onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	huge jittery alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	blinking alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	sizzling mansplainer's sharpshooter's Cargo Cultist Shorts of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	irresponsibly strong aged flask of moonshine	6	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	huge scorching Sinatra's sea-worn candlestick of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	pressed twirling null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	huge flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	yummy chocolate chip muffin	3	awesome	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	ghostly packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	ghostly grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	tumbling greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	aerosolized extra-unsweetened narrow wobbly fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	oxidized anodized colloidal skewed boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	diffused cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	quantum overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	irradiated moist teal skewed hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	activated narrow upside-down hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	dangerous Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	thinker's Crimbo smile	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	squat Samson's SalesCo sample kit	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	quadruple-warmed corrupted spinning candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	triple-nitrogenated sugar	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	magnetized multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	smelly plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	bouncing blue stylish plastic multi-level marketer	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	shaking plastic Crimbo cheer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	supercool plastic Mirth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	spinning maroon sage plastic Penny	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	gray tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	neck wreath of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	flame-retardant shining star cap	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	banded nativity shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	narrow groovy thinker's myrrh pouch	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	blinking Jeselnik's occult frankincenser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	squat weightlifter's gilded trumpet of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	ribald &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	weightlifter's wine carrier	0		Muscle: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	candy bucket of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	chilled prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	boiled energized imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	extra-polymerized Vulcanized hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	gray government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	cyan government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	twirling pulsating Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	blurry food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	olive booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	gray candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	Tesla supercharged fruit bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	Socratic tinsel orb of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	veiny ruddy snowpack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	blue educational Satan hat of incineration	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	Lo Pan's Rosewater's Crimbo stockings	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	executive Da Vinci's poncho de azucar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	gray The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	huge The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	wobbly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	moldy spinning and pepper (stale)	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	bad tumbling cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	pulsating fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	mirror goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	mediocre weak barrel-aged eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	moldy hand-crafted candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	rotten super-sized drive-thru burger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	fancy drinkable Boulevardier cocktail	4	good	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	enhanced blinking Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	decent bowl full of jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	delicious Eye and a Twist	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	super-altered super-moist fuchsia Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	mirror digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	mirror crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	twirling emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	blurry teal spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	shaking robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	corrupted Vulcanized oxidized battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	diffused boiled aerosolized battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	ionized triple-polarized huge jittery battery (D)	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	moist gray battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	diffused battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	vacuum-sealed tumbling battery (car)	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	drinkable marshmallow bomb	3	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	narrow shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	pulsating plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	cold-filtered narrow pulsating short beer	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	polarized shaking red short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	diffused liquefied ionized short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	non-polymerized Vulcanized short glass of water	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	pressed dry moist spinning short	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	Usain Bolt's miser's familiar scrapbook	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	smelly brawny fedora-mounted fountain of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	upside-down flame-retardant knitted Herculean sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	ghostly avaricious Annie Oakley's Fonzie's porkpie-mounted popper	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	jumbo stale fire crackers	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	squat teal frosty occult Catherine Wheel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	spinning stiffened rocket boots of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	asbestos-lined extremely unsafe sparkler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	skewed Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	polymerized pickled Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	energized non-enhanced The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	tarnished skewed Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	triple-adjusted extra-pickled extra-wet Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	pickled Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	spinning horrifying scorching extra-large utility candle	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	supercharged runed taper candle of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	stiffened studded novelty sparkling candle of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	scorching veiny Abracandalabra	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	cyan asbestos-lined ribald extra-wide head candle	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	irradiated natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	boiled galvanized rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	energized super-deionized ghostly wobbly banana candle	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	extra-galvanized triple-quantum ear candle	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	polarized colloidal votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	smartaleck's water candle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	shaking experienced B. L. A. R. T.	0		Experience: +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	wobbly Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	tumbling yellow literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	green horrifying therapeutic wholesome hardened industrial fire extinguisher of doom of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	shaking bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	purple French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	mansplainer's padded Daylight Shavings Helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	olive eggwater	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	gigantic decent spinning bread man	8	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	rotten plain candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	super-sized decent flour cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	skewed dance instructor's plastic food lab	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	banded plastic nog lab	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	gray veiny plastic chem lab	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	Sinatra's plastic primary lab	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	shellacked plastic Cheer Core	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	green huge packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	energetic supercool ice crown of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	smelly vibrating deadly jeans	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	cyan perfumed nasty Newton's ice wrap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	immense normal pulsating tofu pop	6	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	snack-sized normal pulsating bowl of prescription candy	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	decent fishcake	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	rotten bone broth	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	bland yellow mirror blinking star pop	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	perfectly mixed Doc's Fortifying Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	high-proof tolerable Doc's Smartifying Wine	7	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Doc's Limbering Wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	triple-distilled hand-crafted Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	dehydrated upside-down Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	pickled squat Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	diluted huge Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	powdered upside-down Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	frozen ionized pulsating yellow anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	colloidal red blurry anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	chilled polarized anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	anodized anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	enhanced tumbling anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	polarized triple-irradiated maroon anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	spirit-forward delicious bouncing skewed Doc's Special Reserve Wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	delicious bread pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	weak lousy clear Russian	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	teal Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	huge gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	shaking goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	blinking Socratic cozy scarf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	gigantic bland blue mirror huge Crimbo cookie	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	oxidized squat squat fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	ghostly shaking resourceful third ear	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	peppermint-scented socks of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	teal the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	sinister depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	rotten narrow &quot;caramel&quot;	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	personal trainer's self-repairing earmuffs	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	supercharged carnivorous potted plant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	lime green shaking universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	lime green smelly yule hatchet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	miniature decent mirror lab-grown meat	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	quilted fleece	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	jittery cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	dance instructor's pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	toasty MacGyver's can of mixed everything of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	spinning Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	jumbo rotten bouncing meatball	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	upside-down upside-down cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	huge meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	twirling refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	distilled squat shaking fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	shaking 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	pickled astral energy drink	1		
10884	skewed mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	red avaricious occult magnifying glass of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	bad irresponsibly strong void lager	6	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	moldy void burger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	bouncing void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	bouncing nippy veiny ruddy razor-sharp void shard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	wobbly undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	twirling cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	squat purple censurious combat lover's locket	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	twirling upside-down grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	shaking trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	Van der Graaf educational beefy unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	mirror MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	frozen emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	miser's survival knife	0		Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	crank-powered radio on a lanyard of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	coward's headlamp	0		Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	up-at-dawn censurious scandalous thermal blanket	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	sizzling atlas of local maps	0		Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	quadruple-chilled spare battery	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	colloidal single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	pressed red gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	adequate 20-lb can of rice and beans	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	rotten miniature expired MRE	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	spoiled enchanted cool mint precipice bar	3	crappy	Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	bland super-sized carrot cake precipice bar	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	cyan packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	shaking huge shaking Lo Pan's Oprah's padded June cleaver	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	smooth blurry jittery Dad's brandy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	avaricious rosy-cheeked teacher's pen	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	half-sized delicious fire-roasted lake trout	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	normal snack-sized skewed guilty sprout	2	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	vibrating mother's necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	anodized non-improved trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	enhanced bouncing savings bond	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	shaking designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	powdered green sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	skewed stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	fuchsia thick dinosaur	0		
10934	spinning dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	yellow nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	supercool pterodactyl rifle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	huge birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	bouncing dinosaur dart	0		
10941	pressed blurry Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 30
10942	green dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	frosty camouflage vest	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	cyan dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	ghostly ribald smelly awkward dinosaur research harness of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
10948	groovy reflective vest	0		Moxie Percent: +10
10949	zippy dinosaur	0		Initiative: +20
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	Jurassic Parka of the overflowing toilet of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	huge autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	cold-filtered autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	aged AutumnFest ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	scandalous Van der Graaf MacGyver's autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	prompt autumn debris shield of Tarzan of horror of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	spoiled snack-sized skewed autumn-spice donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	flattened gray autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	up-at-dawn perfumed autumn leaf pendant of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	powdered teal autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	triple-dry blinking mirror autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	yellow familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	practically non-alcoholic acceptable upside-down Oopsie IPA	1	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	squat St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	rotten ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	thick bland Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	diet bland roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	bland St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	gigantic normal Pete's wiley whey bar	10	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	small delicious Pete's rich ricotta	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	artisanal Boris's beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	rotten shaking honey bun of Boris	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	moldy massive Boris's bread	6	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	blurry squat Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	spinning lime green Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	normal baked veggie ricotta casserole	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	stale special plain calzone	4	decent	Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	flavorless thick roasted vegetable focaccia	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	flavorless pulsating Pizza of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	rotten Calzone of Legend	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	jittery maroon Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	tumbling shaking Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	teal cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	squat Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	small decent Deep Dish of Legend	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	squat deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	double-paned prohie's hat	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	super-activated liquefied cyan imported taffy	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	Charleston shoes of the empath of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	reassuring MacGyver's rare oboe	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	therapeutic thinker's bullet necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	stale blurry swamp haunch	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	jittery blurry blue Sinatra's gator shades of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	weak lousy special maroon Charleston Choo-Choo	2	decent	Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	boozy tolerable Velvet Veil	5	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	practically non-alcoholic tolerable lime green Marltini	1	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	fancy bad Strong, Silent Type	3	decent	Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	aged spinning ghostly Mysterious Stranger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	artisanal watered-down skewed Champagne Shimmy	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	blurry brainy ceramic cestus of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	frightening Sinatra's ceramic centurion shield of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	Newton's ceramic celery grater of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	blinking skewed flame-wreathed ceramic celsiturometer of chilblains of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: 35, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	pulsating perfumed veiny forbidden ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	miser's nippy Van der Graaf ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	powdered wobbly ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	quantum activated nitrogenated yellow extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 32
11028	banded deadly chiffon chevrons of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	inspector's greasy beefy chiffon chapeau	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	occult chiffon chamberpot of Leguizamo of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	coward's energetic vibrating chiffon chemise	0		Maximum MP Percent: 30, Monster Level: -20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	crafty hale chiffon chakram of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	squat bouncing shellacked slick chiffon chaps of the early riser	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	distilled jittery chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	polymerized corrupted chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 53
11036	flavorless chocomotive	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	miniature adequate ghostly freightcake	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	smooth cabooze	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	blinking maroon plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	wobbly occult plastic passenger car	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	quilted plastic dining car	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	forbidden beefy plastic coal car	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	plastic locomotive of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	olive Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	twirling Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	liquefied anodized quantum yellow Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 14
11051	double-dry wet adjusted Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 28
11052	super-vacuum-sealed squat huge Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
11053	improved blue Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 62
11054	chilled Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 22
11055	frozen nitrogenated pulsating Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 27
11056	squat wobbly ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	olive ghostly sage Trainbot harness	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
11059	jittery ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	prompt Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's head-mounted Trainbot	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	gravedigger's groovy leg-mounted Trainbots of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	nippy rock-hard dangerous shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	smooth dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	awesome	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	ghostly Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	flavorless big squat honey-drenched ham slice	5	decent	
11071	artisanal triple-distilled mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	10	EPIC	
11072	bland upside-down Crimbo food scraps	3	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	spinning automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	fuchsia industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	rotten steamed oyster	4	crappy	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	spinning deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	irresponsibly strong artisanal blurry Crimbosmopolitan	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	bland half-sized Crimbo dinner	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	olive train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	gray half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	bouncing grubby wool	0		
11092	wobbly quilted Socratic grubby wool hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -15
11093	narrow teal curative grubby wool scarf of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
11094	family-friendly shellacked quilted grubby wool trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1
11095	double-paned extremely unsafe grievous grubby wool gloves of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 150, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11096	blinking grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	irresponsibly strong lousy pulsating nice warm beer	10	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	blurry packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	teal groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	vaporized ghostly fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	jittery tumbling yellow lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	huge milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	teal molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	narrow stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	tumbling chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	flavorless thick pixel bread	5	decent	
11113	drinkable narrow pixel whiskey	3	good	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	shaking S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	spinning blurry S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	dry glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	ionized maroon mushroom	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	boiled five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	moldy twirling super good fruit	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	vaporized upside-down energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	upside-down occult Samson's hot pepper	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	improved squat out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	pulsating yellow extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	ionized fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	electrified vacuum-sealed flapper fly	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	special delicious shot of wasp venom	4	awesome	Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	modified skewed filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	polarized triple-Vulcanized cyan shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	vacuum-sealed magnetized pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	boiled modified pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	pickled dry altered huge angry agate	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	quadruple-polarized pulsating huge lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	stale miniature skewed bouncing cyan shadow sausage	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	nasty shadow skin of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	adjusted wet green wobbly shadow flame	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	snack-sized moldy spinning upside-down shadow bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	skewed olive shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	hand-crafted ghostly shadow fluid	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	tumbling shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	cyan shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	aged jittery shadow venom	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	modified blurry shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	yellow upside-down censurious dog trainer's groovy shadow stick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	lime green double-paned Jack Frost's bat paw	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
11148	scorching uncursed bat paw	0		Hot Damage: +25
11149	gray executive Newton's brawny goblin cape	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +40
11150	ghostly rock-hard uncursed goblin cape	0		Damage Reduction: 5
11151	twirling steel-toed quilted dragon wishbone	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 9
11152	Van der Graaf uncursed dragon wishbone	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11153	executive scandalous healthy experienced stats	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
11154	brainy uncursed stats	0		Mysticality: +5
11155	ghostly blue jittery zippy arcane orb of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +20
11156	Jeselnik's uncursed arcane orb	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
11157	wool machete	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11158	uncursed machete of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	purple knitted Socratic medallion of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
11162	teal groovy uncursed medallion	0		Moxie Percent: +10
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	jittery Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	twirling closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	gray blurry shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	olive shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	blinking Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	purple prompt quilted shadow chef's hat of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	up-at-dawn sinister shadow trousers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	lightning-fast educational shadow hammer	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	resourceful educational shadow monocle of the dark arts	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	big toothsome shadow hot dog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	fortified perfectly mixed shadow martini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	dehydrated blue bouncing shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	olive spinning monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	dry deionized shadow candy	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 27
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	jittery jittery replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	shaking replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	twirling replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	ruddy replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	greedy forbidden replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	green reassuring fireproof replica navel ring of navel gazing of the ox of the cougar	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	frightening replica V for Vivala mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	toasty experienced replica haiku katana of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	manspreader's vibrating arcane researcher's replica Elvish sunglasses of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	huge replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	gray Annie Oakley's forbidden razor-sharp replica Greatest American Pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	maroon curative occult Herculean replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
11212	lime green Van der Graaf resourceful quilted replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	maroon executive boxer's brainy replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	wobbly replica angel	0		
11216	tumbling replica Camp Scout backpack of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	upside-down replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	upside-down replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	double-paned frightening friendly Cincho de Mayo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	pulsating shaking replica still grill	0		
11227	red replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	green replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	lime green replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	mirror replica space planula	0		
11236	red replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	pulsating mirror fuchsia replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	inspector's MacGyver's hale replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	resourceful grievous Sinatra's smooth replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the detective	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +20
11242	reassuring fireproof double-paned flame-wreathed frosty Van der Graaf sinister extremely unsafe Fonzie's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of chilblains of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's replica Powerful Glove of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	fuchsia friendly Annie Oakley's curative beefcake's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11246	lard-coated Annie Oakley's replica industrial fire extinguisher of the bloodbag of chilblains of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	tumbling bouncing replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	upside-down lion tamer's replica Jurassic Parka of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	huge replica grey gosling	0		
11251	ghostly replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	lime green friendly careful replica Cincho de Mayo of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	mirror shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	greasy chaotic quilted sage &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the brute of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	Fonzie's educational pro skateboard	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	huge Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	narrow veiny Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	jittery Sherlock's smelly Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the wise owl of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	bouncing VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	boiled scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	wobbly Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	deionized scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	gray Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	drinkable upside-down Sexy Cosmo	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	gray aromatic careful quilted red-soled high heels	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	moldy cyburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	ncle leg of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11287	shaking ghostly fortified rutabuga bag of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +60
11288	knitted mesquito proboscis	0		Cold Resistance: +3
11289	senate fly thorax of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
11290	denatured tumbling bug juice	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 53
11291	spinning bouncing green tumbling ruddy spider leg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
11292	jittery fuchsia Lo Pan's beetle antenna	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
11293	mantis skull of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
11294	super-tarnished denatured chitin powder	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 30
11295	yellow slick daddy shortlegs leg of temperance	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11296	blinking flame-retardant birdybug antenna of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +1
11297	double-paned healthy kilopede skull	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
11298	enhanced double-quantum haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 44
11299	moist lime green chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 26
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	shaking boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	half-sized spoiled watermelon	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	shaking watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	purple jittery water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	decent tiny waffle	1	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	mirror fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	careful cat o' nine teeth of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	ghostly sinister groovy tooth cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	miser's lard-coated toothy trousers	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	immense moldy banana split	9	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	triple-distilled perfectly mixed huge bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	Usain Bolt's dog trainer's baywatch of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	fuchsia Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	yellow Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	pulsating residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	compressed concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 40
11329	distilled wobbly meat	1		
11330	mixed sparkling orb	1		
11331	twisted narrow hardening cream	1		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 15
11332	dehydrated twirling pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	frozen denatured sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 57
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	mirror inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	tumbling groovy rake	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	shaking autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	mirror day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	wobbly extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	yellow razor-sharp Herculean autumnal aegis	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	dry non-Vulcanized distilled resin	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	squat tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	pulsating tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	Da Vinci's Herculean impromptu torch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	blue wholesome fig leaf of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	tumbling aromatic boxer's smoldering drape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	jittery smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	executive aromatic fireproof careful arcane researcher's leaf crown of terror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	decent leafy browns	3	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	electrified alkaline autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	Vulcanized cyan coping juice	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	ghostly frightening wicked candy cane sword cane of the blizzard of the brazier of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	ghostly wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	gray Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	green housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	maroon housekeeping robot	0		
11378	moldy low-calorie pickled bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	bland jumbo salted mutton	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	rotten gigantic corned beet	10	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	skewed pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	narrow pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	twirling wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	lime green shaking crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	yummy peppermint donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	padded Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	yellow tumbling mirror sharpshooter's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	hand-crafted blue Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	red Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	jittery Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	Usain Bolt's healthy groovy Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	yellow Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	Crimbuccaneer shirt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	huge Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	twirling pulsating Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Elf Guard commandeering gloves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	polarized unsweetened teal Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	blurry Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	perfumed careful Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	ribald scandalous Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Sleaze Damage: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	smooth Crimbow Rainbo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	wobbly Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	gravedigger's lion tamer's Elf Guard broom	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	Jeselnik's gravedigger's nasty Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	weak artisanal old-school pirate grog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	flavorless huge grog nuts	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	blue Sherlock's frosty baleful sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	hand-crafted officer's nog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	flavorless huge sundae ration	6	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	decent yellow bouncing peppermint tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	adequate super-sized whalesteak	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	inspector's perfumed smooth whalegun	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	ghostly upside-down avaricious aromatic smelly Elf Guard clipboard	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	teal wobbly chilly pegfinger	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	hand-crafted and claret	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	blinking supercool Elf Guard and beret	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	fuchsia jittery flame-retardant Socratic shipwright's hammer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	hale gunwale of chilblains of terror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	banded Kelflar vest of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	deionized super-oxidized squat whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	lime green pulsating Crimbuccaneer runebone of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	gray cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	Rosewater's Elf Guard mouthknife of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	mirror olive auspicious dance instructor's Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	purple huge Samson's Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	lime green manspreader's medical-grade slick massive wrench	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	inspector's clever brown pirate pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	maroon skewed Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	pulsating The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	red punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	ribald Lo Pan's Van der Graaf crafty healthy Sinatra's Elf dessert spoon	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	skewed lion tamer's Elf Guard SCUBA tank of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	ghostly upside-down blurry executive MacGyver's free boots	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	spinning olive bouncing shellacked Elvish underarmor of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	green supercool Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	normal bite-sized sugarplum ration	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	jumbo rotten gingerbread nylons	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	normal snack-sized maroon rum-soaked fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	immense decent lime	7	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	bland gingerbread pirate	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	normal special fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	good	Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	bad mulled wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	drinkable Swedish coffee	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	tolerable canteen of eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	weak perfectly mixed ghostly hot wine	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	lousy pulsating Jamaican coffee	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	acceptable strong flask of egggrog	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	lousy yule grog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	super-sized moldy wet tack	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	small spoiled whalecake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	bouncing MacGyver's forbidden gunwale whalegun of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	watered-down hand-crafted and claret	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	olive trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	zippy foul-smelling Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	jittery chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	thinker's sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	Jack Frost's Van der Graaf arcane researcher's replica Elf Guard medal	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	pulsating Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	huge prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	twirling friendly Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	twirling Usain Bolt's therapeutic barnacle-encrusted sweater of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: 180, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	auspicious wicked Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	bouncing pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	upside-down tumbling Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	twirling Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	spinning Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	red Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	pickled alkaline red spinning military candy cane	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 44
11503	colloidal groggipop	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 65
11504	skewed manspreader's moss mace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	bouncing upside-down padded brainy moss megaphone	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	huge coward's moss medal of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	shaking wool padded moss mitre	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	shaking flame-retardant scorching moss mantle	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	extremely unsafe smartaleck's moss marlinspike	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	boiled huge gray moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	triple-irradiated blue moss floss	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 26
11512	skewed adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	bouncing adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	blinking shaking adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	skewed adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	powdered jittery tumbling adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	modified frozen adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 18
11520	up-at-dawn experienced beefy crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	Jim Carey's arcane researcher's crepe paper parachute cape of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	pulsating aromatic Herculean crepe paper pie clip of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	perfumed stanky beefcake's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	red coward's steel-toed studded crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	shaking miser's energetic crepe paper polka charm of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	dehydrated teal skewed pulsating crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	alkaline lime green crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 54
11528	frightening petrified wood war pike of horror	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	upside-down curative petrified wood waist protector of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	upside-down friendly petrified wood wizard's pouch of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: 8, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	supercharged petrified wood water purifier of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	resourceful sage petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	yellow personal trainer's beefy petrified wood walking pants	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	diluted petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	liquefied irradiated petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 35
11536	artisanal cybeer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	mirror ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	ghostly wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	dance instructor's Crimbuccaneer war standard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	cyan deadly Elf Guard war standard of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	tumbling hardy Samson's beefy spring shoes	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	enhanced polymerized ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	concentrated crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	green biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	bouncing high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	blurry ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	teal irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	blue flame-retardant motion sensor	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	blinking huge prompt stiffened Everfull Dart Holster	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	squat red research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	twirling frightening toasty crafty Oprah's Apriling band helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	friendly Tesla Apriling band saxophone of the cougar of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	crafty vibrating healthy shellacked Apriling band quad tom	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	dog trainer's Apriling band tuba of James Dean of the blizzard of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	sizzling Jim Carey's Oprah's deadly Apriling band staff of dire peril of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	yellow boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	jumbo rotten squat yam	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	hand-crafted boozy yam martini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	bad sweet potato o' mine	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	watered-down drinkable Southern yam	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	artisanal lime green blinking sweet potato punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	normal low-calorie Mayam spinach	1	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	snack-sized tasty yam and swiss	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	aromatic Lo Pan's educational yam cannon	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	mirror upside-down yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	resourceful furry yam buckler of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	grievous Rosewater's yamtility belt of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	rotten yam slider	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	big delicious skewed yam mayo	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	flavorless ghostly yam burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	twirling mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	blurry aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	rotten skewed mini kiwi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	studded groovy mini kiwi bikini of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	mediocre mini kiwitini	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	cyan narrow mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	flame-retardant double-paned sage mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	decent mini kiwi digitized cookies	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	drinkable mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	4	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	moist corrupted cyan bouncing mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	chilled mirror mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	mini kiwi whipping stick of the cougar of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	hardy mini kiwi icepick	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	dry yellow mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	cyan baleful savvy messenger bag RNA of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15
11616	bouncing blurry flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	rotten snack-sized bacteria bisque	2	crappy	
11619	stale snack-sized teal ciliophora chowder	2	decent	
11620	thick delicious cream of chloroplasts	5	awesome	
11621	yellow synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	spinning yellow elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	narrow extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	blue greedy horrifying Jack Frost's extremely unsafe tearaway pants of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	olive baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	smooth Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	jittery bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	squat green censurious blade of dismemberment	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	spinning wobbly Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	spinning structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	blurry double-paned frightening sizzling embers-only jacket	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	maroon bembershoot of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	decent squat wheel of camembert	3	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	baleful Socratic smooth hat of remembering	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	fuchsia embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	huge spinning photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	family-friendly strapping bat wings of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	yellow Oprah's monocle on a stick of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	plastic pipe of the ox of the brazier	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	beefy fake arrow-through-the-head of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	maroon pulsating sinister Newton's bow tie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	bouncing prompt vibrating fake huge beard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	MacGyver's sage astronaut helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	Oprah's Socratic feather boa	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	mirror Jim Carey's Sheriff badge of doom	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	ghostly sage Sheriff pistol of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	Jim Carey's mansplainer's Sheriff moustache	0		Monster Level: 40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	fireproof sharpshooter's photo booth supply list	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	maroon tie-dye headband	0		
11674	adequate shaking whirled peas	4	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	moldy gigantic peaza	10	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	pickled huge drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	vaporized mirror fuchsia shaking Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	maroon quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	shaking quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	quadruple-dry extra-deionized blinking skewed pea brittle	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	lousy distilled peasco	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	normal piece of cake	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	jittery Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	cyan TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	knitted stiffened deft pirate hook	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	bouncing Usain Bolt's mansplainer's iron tricorn hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	dance instructor's jolly roger flag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	ghostly sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	hand-crafted tankard of spiced rum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	high-proof hand-crafted tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	ghostly packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	supercharged governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	governor's daughter's petticoats of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	nasty governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	studded chili powder cutlass	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	decent snack-sized Aztec tamale	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	groggles of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	gravedigger's curative silky pirate drawers	0		Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	olive pulsating profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	boiled concentrated skewed pulsating peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	bad practically non-alcoholic hard cocoa	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	snack-sized rotten salmagumdi	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	olive lion tamer's plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	upside-down mansplainer's plastic St. Patrick	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	Tesla dance instructor's plastic Colonel Brando	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	wholesome plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	frosty plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	wobbly mirror Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	shaking Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	blurry Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	adequate huge coney haunch	7	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	unsweetened dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	special mediocre moai toai	4	decent	Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 20
11725	medical-grade therapeutic moaiball of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	upside-down tumbling half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	electrified blinking four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	red jittery crafty deadly potato jacket of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	bouncing teal traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	twirling wicked Socratic military orb	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	denatured flattened gray rum ball	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 67
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	red wool flame-wreathed gravyskin hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	padded forbidden gravyskin buckler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	careful stylish gravyskin skirt	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	Jim Carey's gravyskin pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: 0, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	wet green crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	adequate huge room scale bean casserole	7	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	teal fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	huge ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	skewed rosewater-soaked perfect Christmas scarf of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	snowman-enchanting tophat of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	chilled dry modified LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	cool Congressional Medal of Insanity of chilblains of terror	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	practically non-alcoholic mediocre blurry Easter grasshopper	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	triple-distilled acceptable Irish eggnog	10	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	drinkable weak red canteen of jungle juice	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	weak artisanal turchucken	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	tolerable upside-down mechanically-mulled cider	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	delicious irresponsibly strong holiday trip around the world	6	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	spoiled snack-sized chocolate ostrich egg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	jumbo spoiled beef and cabbage	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	stale candy rations	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	half-sized stale blue double-candied yams	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	small moldy Christmas ham	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	bland special super-sized huge wobbly holiday smorgasbord	5	decent	Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	wobbly double-paned bejazzled eyepatch	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	tumbling Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	lime green Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	Oprah's padded slick egg gun of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	shaking pulsating Sherlock's family-friendly Sinatra's thinker's army helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	flavorless blurry Thanksgiving ration	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	hand-crafted Easter eggnog	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	powdered gray clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	auspicious flame-wreathed baleful nylon Christmas stockings of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	green tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	chilled oxidized colloidal olive deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	Lo Pan's padded McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	blinking mirror Sinatra's McHugeLarge left pole of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	maroon Jeselnik's healthy McHugeLarge right pole of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	grievous McHugeLarge left ski of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	miser's flame-wreathed McHugeLarge right ski	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	blinking 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	vaporized eXpand	1		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	narrow bouncing upside-down datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	ghostly pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	fuchsia CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	maroon server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	green logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	altered psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	shaking dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	narrow OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	blue STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	jittery hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	jittery ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	flattened spinning synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 15
11834	denatured wobbly iDrops	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 20
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	tumbling toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	jittery teal phantom digit	0		
11841	cyan shaking foul line	0		
11842	blinking dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	lime green chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	narrow plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	upside-down sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	ghostly stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	upside-down foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	blurry assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	dried mirror scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	jittery table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	delicious extra-dry maroon pint of Leprechaun Stout	5	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	powdered tumbling spinning phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	squat twirling crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	skewed Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	spinning unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	pickled leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	spoiled Heck ramen	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	flavorless burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	diet stale gray small beer brat	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	diet rotten peach pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	jumbo flavorless pulsating incredible mini-pizza	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	mediocre Divine sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	practically non-alcoholic enchanted smooth shaking tangarita sidecar	1	awesome	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	practically non-alcoholic aged huge gimlet sidecar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	watered-down hand-crafted vodka stratocaster sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	triple-distilled delicious prussian cathouse sidecar	9	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	acceptable Mon Tiki sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	skewed Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	frightening Annie Oakley's April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	upside-down glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	twirling tumbling spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	galvanized polymerized wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	lousy Three Sheets to the Wind	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	bland pile of wet dates	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	mirror papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	yellow pulsating wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	Jack Frost's wet shower cap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	blurry clever wet shower shoes	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	tumbling friendly wet shower shorts	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	gray wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	wet tarnished electrified jittery wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	corrupted bouncing wet paperback	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	wet shower radio of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	jittery wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	birthday bloon of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
11903	wet blurry jawwetter	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 52
11904	maroon Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	Jeselnik's energetic brainy Peridot of Peril	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	medical-grade terrycloth turban	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11907	narrow Samson's jockey's hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
11908	blue sharpshooter's hat of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
11909	Oprah's extra-tight skullcap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
11910	huge prompt sturdy pith helmet	0		Adventures: +3
11911	huge green padded bishop's mitre	0		Damage Absorption: +20
11912	yellow medical-grade tin foil hat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11913	construction hardhat	0		Item Drop: +5
11914	Rosewater's imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	Lo Pan's stylish bycocket	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
11917	ghostly Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	twirling packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	gray yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	clever baleful Axis helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +20
11925	smelly Axis fatigues of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11926	stiffened Axis suspenders of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
11927	twirling maroon upside-down stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	lard-coated ribald mansplainer's Allied Radio Backpack	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	rotten half-sized squat Skeleton Wars rations	2	crappy	
11938	enchanted drinkable skeleton war fuel can	3	good	Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 15
11939	wobbly skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	huge bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	chilly banded Allied Forces insignia of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	cold-filtered modified tumbling Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	skewed rosewater-soaked bully badge	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	green skewed nasty time cop top hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	pickled spinning mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	yummy toast with mixed berry jelly	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	diet bland blurry cup of sugar	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	toothsome Susie's cupcake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	olive clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	Socratic smartaleck's the gun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	special bad squat wine	4	decent	Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	spinning lime green spinning really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	undersea surveying goggles of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	watered-down acceptable enchanted Ocean-Touched Rum	2	good	Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 45
11964	twisted huge water-logged pill	1		
11965	tiny spoiled skewed kelp puck	1	crappy	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	skewed scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	spinning upside-down waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	corrupted enhanced octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 44
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	huge unblemished pearl	0		
11977	lightning-fast dentadent	0		Initiative: +40
11986	narrow gray lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	zippy vibrating curative healthy experienced blood cubic zirconia of the cheetah	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: 80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	distilled upside-down shaking blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	mediocre watered-down pheromone cocktail	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	massive adequate spinal tapas	10	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	blinking shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	mansplainer's Van der Graaf banded shrunken head	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	huge small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	perfectly mixed mirror Smoking Pope	3	EPIC	
12053	bland miniature prize turkey	2	decent	
12054	powdered twirling olive medicinal gruel	1		
12055	bite-sized rotten shaking bouncing full-sized pumpkin pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic vodka cranberry sauce	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	cold-filtered vacuum-sealed blinking yammed candy	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	snack-sized adequate blinking treasure chestnut	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	acceptable strong mulled butter rum	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	ionized green cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	Annie Oakley's plastic left skeleton arm	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	foul-smelling plastic left skeleton leg	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	upside-down skewed huge steel-toed plastic right skeleton arm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	tumbling groovy plastic right skeleton leg	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	healthy plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	bouncing family-friendly angelbone kilt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	spinning angelbone totem of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	smartaleck's angelbone chopsticks	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	frightening sage angelbone mantle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	scandalous angelbone dice	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	angelbone halo of the wise owl of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	dehydrated upside-down angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	electrified altered biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 62
12076	scorching hale devilbone helmet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	fuchsia energetic devilbone greaves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	frightening flame-wreathed devilbone shinguards	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	pulsating devilbone corset of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	perfumed curative devilbone flute	0		Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	dangerous devilbone rosary	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	dehydrated devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	anodized ionized shaking Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 58
12116	ghostly burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	olive burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	twirling burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	mirror burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	yellow ghostly Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	miser's extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	huge The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	watered-down acceptable spinning Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	purple crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bottle of prize-winning rum	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	scandalous Jim Carey's Santa-Slayer medal of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	enhanced warmed colloidal upside-down boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	non-activated pickled ghostly boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	moist boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	horrifying weightlifter's smoldering vertebra of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	blue seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	spinning smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	skewed volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	smooth hot boning knife of Leguizamo of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	friendly hardened experienced fistbone	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	red wool Annie Oakley's burnt bone belt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	aromatic scorched skull trophy	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	normal low-calorie huge wing bone	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	watered-down tolerable weak skeleton venom	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	altered mirror baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	sizzling plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	crafty plastic skeleton skull	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	censurious plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	upside-down sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	yellow scorched skeleton mask of extreme caution of horror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	mirror family-friendly fortified scorched skeleton shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	huge perfumed medical-grade scorched skeleton pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	olive squat buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	wobbly Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	green Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	crafty beefy fireproof bonesaw	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	Jeselnik's vermiculite shield of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	ship's lantern of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	hardy heat-resistant harpoon pistol of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	stale tumbling traditional gingerloaf	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	tolerable Scotch and eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	altered aerosolized skewed counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	practically non-alcoholic lousy &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	blurry The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	pulsating crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	stale immense ghostly wedge of prize-winning cheese	8	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	Vulcanized gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 25
12179	vibrating cool glimmering crystal	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	skewed boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	skewed loose Meats	0		
12184	upside-down yellow Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	red dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	pulsating Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	ghostly 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	shaking fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	upside-down Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	vacuum-sealed Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	dry wobbly maroon Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	nitrogenated blurry Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	blurry bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	Jeselnik's and dress of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	fuchsia Fonzie's and dress of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	double-electrified improved blurry dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	foul-smelling dinosaur bone club	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	shellacked sage dinosaur skull helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	knitted careful dinosaur bone corset of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Pork Elf cough syrup	1	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	ghostly Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	huge Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	bouncing bouncing Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	bite-sized spoiled rat pizza	1	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	maroon sizzling lion tamer's Jim Carey's hoverboard	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	upside-down family-friendly resourceful left shark fin of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	fitness tracking bracelet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	powdered candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	miniature fancy stale tumbling discarded hot dog	2	decent	Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	watered-down hand-crafted pulsating most of a beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	rotten can of tuna	3	crappy	
12227	normal alien salad	3	good	
12228	rotten blurry ratbatatouille	3	crappy	
12229	moldy mirror onigiri	3	crappy	
12230	spoiled squat crudit&eacute;s	3	crappy	
12231	moldy sauced mutton	4	crappy	
12232	snack-sized adequate hot honey ant	2	good	
12233	spoiled pulsating tomb aspic	3	crappy	
12234	stale spinning later tots	3	decent	
12235	bland half-sized Frutti di Scatoletta	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	tasty pulsating Pesto alla Marziano	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	small bland olive Arrattabbattabiata	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	snack-sized bland Orzo di Riso	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	stale fancy Pasta Grimavera	3	decent	Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	small spoiled Linguini Ubriacapa	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	rotten Formica e Pepe	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	bland snack-sized Tubetto Gelatto	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	yummy jittery Gnocci Domani	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	yellow Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	olive mega helmet	0		
12252	Fonzie's Space Soldier Helmet of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20
12253	flavorless premium turkey leg	4	decent	
12254	drinkable pulsating styrofoam cup of mead	4	good	
12255	sword of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
12256	family-friendly staff	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
12257	greasy lute	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
12258	pulsating upside-down shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	purple perfumed rosewater-soaked wholesome The Wizard's Android	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: 8
12261	maroon blinking flash paperwad	0		
12262	twirling juggling ball	0		
12263	teal flame-wreathed wizardly tactical jester's cap	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	narrow avaricious flimsy plastic helmet	0		Meat Drop: +30
12266	shellacked flimsy plastic greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 7
12267	resourceful flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Maximum MP: +50
12268	coward's flimsy plastic shield	0		Monster Level: -20
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	dog trainer's quilted Portable Laughing Stock of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	reassuring veiny Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100
12272	super-sized decent yellow classic banana	5	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	half-sized moldy watermelon	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	jumbo flavorless quince	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	narrow Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	stale classic banana pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	denatured essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	irradiated banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Aesop Daiquiri	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	delicious watered-down mirror Monkey Congress	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	flavorless watermelon pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	nitrogenated moist blurry concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	non-improved triple-nitrogenated Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	acceptable huge Melonegroni	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	perfectly mixed narrow Melonade Spritz	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	super-sized adequate wobbly ghostly quince pie	5	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	corrupted warmed quince quaff	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	boiled fuchsia Quickquince	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	artisanal practically non-alcoholic fuchsia jittery Quiskey Sour	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	lousy Roth IPA	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	brainy underdraft protection of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	adequate soybean futures	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	liquefied jittery housing bubble	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	anodized cyan Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 35
12298	blinking greedy financial instrument of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	crafty Samson's hedge fund clippers	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	Lo Pan's selling shorts	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	blue prompt wicked 401k ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	activated chilled invisible hand	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	altered nitrogenated polymerized ghostly circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	enhanced mint	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	huge savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	fuchsia homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	compressed upside-down pulsating toxic asset	1		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	diluted intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	distilled pulsating twirling liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	blue cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	extra-dry drinkable Malattia Becco Malbec	5	good	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	skewed Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	tumbling Red Team scarf	0		
12321	mirror meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	ghostly can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"