1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	spinning shellacked helmet turtle	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	jittery turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	skewed manspreader's ravioli hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	purple saucepan	0		
8	upside-down spices	0		
9	purple chaotic disco mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	olive mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	altered moxie weed	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 40
15	modified squat strongness elixir	1		
16	dehydrated twirling magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	huge toothsome noodles	7	awesome	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	maroon twirling friendly asparagus knife	0		Familiar Weight: +3
20	jittery Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	teal studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	narrow meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	lime green skewed spider web	0		
28	pulsating narrow really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	mirror lime green rock	0		
31	wobbly seal-toothed rock	0		
32	wholesome Bjorn's Hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	crafty Dolphin King's crown	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	flame-retardant Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Hot Resistance: +1
36	bouncing huge nasty Knob Goblin tongs	0		Stench Damage: +5
37	smartaleck's viking helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	Oprah's Knob Goblin pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	jittery lime green pretty flower	0		
40	squat casino pass	0		
41	practically non-alcoholic special drinkable ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1	good	Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 10
42	hermit permit	0		
43	olive worthless trinket	0		
44	lime green mirror worthless gewgaw	0		
45	squat worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	decent tumbling hot buttered roll	4	good	
48	wobbly red heart of rock and roll	0		
49	adequate massive bowl of cottage cheese	7	good	
50	teal twirling Rock and Roll Legend of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	blurry Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	mirror banjo strings	0		
53	upside-down greasy stone banjo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
54	wobbly gravedigger's beefcake's Disco Banjo	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	olive jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	tumbling double-paned 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
58	ghostly stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	Mace of the Tortoise of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	stale green fortune cookie	3	decent	
62	jittery sage oriole-feather headdress	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	mirror action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	bouncing twig	0		
67	shaking spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	Jim Carey's fortified Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	huge stakes of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
72	shaking scandalous barskin hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	twirling green barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	huge olive sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	bouncing squat cyan dance instructor's stick	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
78	greedy pretty bouquet	0		Meat Drop: +20
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	narrow fairy gravy boat	0		
81	lousy extra-dry ice-cold Willer	5	decent	
82	blinking ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	bouncing mirror Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	skewed pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	bouncing narrow basic meat sword of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
94	beefy basic meat pants	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	narrow inspector's basic meat helmet	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	boxer's dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Muscle Percent: +10
97	pimpin' meat hat of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	upside-down dried face	0		
99	wobbly meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	mirror shrunken head	0		
103	tumbling padded staff of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
104	scarecrow	0		
105	toothsome ghostly bowl of charms	3	awesome	
106	lime green ketchup	1	decent	
107	catsup	1	awesome	
108	stick	0		
109	ghostly crossbow string	0		
110	horrifying basic meat staff	0		Spooky Damage: +25
111	slick basic meat crossbow	0		Moxie: +10
112	scorching strapping meatloaf helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	purple narrow therapeutic dripping meat sword	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
114	brainy dripping meat staff	0		Mysticality: +5
115	arcane researcher's dripping meat crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
116	dog trainer's clever Bugfinder Blade	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
117	jittery Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	narrow cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	ghostly meat engine	0		
127	Gnollish autoplunger of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
128	up-at-dawn meat pants	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	huge veiny third-hand nunchaku	0		Maximum HP: +10
130	wobbly Herculean eyepatch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	green Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	spinning sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	shaking dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	huge valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	olive anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	red barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	twirling Newton's eXtreme meat sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
148	groovy eXtreme meat staff	0		Moxie Percent: +10
149	banded eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +100
150	jittery arcane researcher's slick Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	fuchsia lard-coated Elder Turtle Shell of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	friendly medical-grade Colander of Em-er'il	0		Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	frightening sinister Ancient Saucehelm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	smartaleck's savvy Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	bouncing wizardly El Sombrero De Lopez of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	mirror guild application	0		
157	narrow cyan Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	tasty enchanted ghostly ghuol egg	3	awesome	Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 50
162	flavorless twirling ghuol egg quiche	3	decent	
163	skeleton bone of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	lime green ghuol ears	0		
167	small adequate ghuol-ear kabob	2	good	
168	blinking gravedigger's bone rattle	0		Spooky Damage: +10
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	half-sized spoiled lihc eye pie	2	crappy	
172	jittery upside-down gnoll lips	0		
173	purple taco shell	0		
174	ghostly Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	stale uncooked chorizo	3	decent	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	adequate chorizo taco	3	good	
180	strong artisanal ice-cold fotie	5	EPIC	
181	baseball	0		
182	purple batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	blinking briefcase	0		
185	teal fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	shaking skewed loose teeth	0		
188	bouncing bat guano	0		
189	red ghostly guano coffee cup	0		
191	perfumed batskin belt	0		Stench Resistance: +5
192	twirling batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	supercool Mr. Accessory	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only
195	red squat arcane researcher's eXtreme nose ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
196	cyan disassembled clover	0		
197	mirror rat whisker	0		
198	blurry rat appendix	0		
199	ring of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
200	small delicious rat appendix kabob	2	awesome	
201	delicious pulsating bat wing kabob	3	awesome	
202	bland gigantic carob chunks	9	decent	
203	herbs	0		
204	normal carob chunk cookies	4	good	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	fancy hippy herbal tea	1	decent	Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 40
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	pulsating Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	Lo Pan's clever filthy corduroys	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	lime green tumbling jittery filthy knitted dread sack of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	adequate enchanted narrow carob brownies	4	good	Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
217	bland lime green herb brownies	3	decent	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	personal trainer's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	narrow fortified phat turquoise bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +60
224	narrow zippy eyepatch	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	normal tofu casserole	4	good	
226	dehydrated narrow can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	
227	twirling Lo Pan's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
228	Kentucky-fried meat staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
229	miser's Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +10
230	wool dead guy's watch	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	skewed Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	huge gray Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	blinking Oprah's weightlifter's Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bottle of gin	1	good	
238	watered-down mediocre bottle of vodka	2	decent	
239	slick Orcish baseball cap of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	zippy Orcish cargo shorts of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	Orcish frat-paddle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
242	decent	3	good	
243	fancy miniature delicious grapefruit	2	awesome	Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 30
244	miniature adequate grapes	2	good	
245	rotten olive	4	crappy	
246	tasty tomato	3	awesome	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	fancy spirit-forward bad salty dog	5	decent	Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 5
249	tolerable watered-down bloody mary	2	good	
250	drinkable screwdriver	3	good	
251	weak tolerable martini	2	good	
252	weak aged bloody beer	2	awesome	
253	artisanal mirror shot of schnapps	4	EPIC	
254	special mediocre watered-down blinking shot of grapefruit schnapps	2	decent	Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 10
255	delicious strong fine wine	5	awesome	
256	lousy triple-distilled shot of tomato schnapps	9	decent	
257	practically non-alcoholic acceptable extra-spicy bloody mary	1	good	
258	blinking dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	toothsome huge gray White Citadel fries	6	awesome	
261	bland big White Citadel burger	5	decent	
262	normal piece of wedding cake	4	good	
263	bland half-sized chocolate chips	2	decent	
264	stale chocolate chip cookies	4	decent	
265	squat cyan wool satin pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	delicious weak purple lightning	2	awesome	
267	wicked mullet wig	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	Socratic meat cowboy hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
270	picket fence	0		
271	vaporized gray barbell	1		
272	mixed concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	mixed blurry moxie weed	1		
274	shaking Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	twirling mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	boiled maroon squat blurry extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	compressed twirling jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	pickled suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	shaking Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	padded gasmask	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	blinking Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	skewed blue smooth walrus-tusk earring	0		Moxie: +15
286	wobbly ring of half-assed regeneration of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
287	cyan cool Boris's ring	0		Moxie: +5
288	potato sprout	0		
289	red knitted Jarlsberg's earring	0		Cold Resistance: +3
290	steel-toed Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Damage Reduction: 9
291	fuchsia dangerous personal trainer's can of maces	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10
292	shaking rubber axe of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
293	pulsating hale chef's hat of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	auspicious pail	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	foul-smelling demonskin trousers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	gray weightlifter's dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	flattened concentrated ghostly blinking tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 13
298	flattened oxidized upside-down lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 41
299	non-denatured pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 13
300	non-boiled jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 26
301	flat dough	0		
302	gigantic moldy Knob sausage	7	crappy	
303	massive adequate squat Knob mushroom	9	good	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	Knob Goblin harem pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	red forbidden Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	wet gray Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
308	Sinatra's Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	sinister Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	blue blinking censurious Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
311	hill of beans	0		
312	up-at-dawn Knob Goblin visor	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	teal Lo Pan's Crown of the Goblin King	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	moldy bean burrito	4	crappy	
315	rotten bouncing upside-down bean burrito	3	crappy	
316	stale tiny insanely bean burrito	1	decent	
317	stale bean burrito	3	decent	
318	moldy bean burrito	3	crappy	
319	big moldy insanely bean burrito	5	crappy	
320	spoiled pulsating bat haggis	3	crappy	
321	spoiled small menudo	2	crappy	
322	spoiled goat cheese	3	crappy	
323	bite-sized special bland pulsating plain pizza	1	decent	Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 20
324	toothsome low-calorie maroon sausage pizza	1	awesome	
325	stale thick goat cheese pizza	5	decent	
326	bland mushroom pizza	3	decent	
327	goat	0		
328	tolerable bottle of whiskey	4	good	
329	gravedigger's goat beard	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	jittery glass of goat's milk	1	good	
331	lousy watered-down huge Canadian	2	decent	
332	rotten lemon	4	crappy	
333	spoiled shaking lime	4	crappy	
334	wool sabre teeth	0		Cold Resistance: +1
335	blue sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	gray ruddy consolation ribbon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
337	wobbly ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	altered Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 32
341	tarnished triple-deionized Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 66
342	huge Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	pickled pickled Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46
344	wobbly Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	twirling scrumptious reagent	0		
347	blurry Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	wobbly bouncing rosewater-soaked ninja mask	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	yellow icy katana hilt	0		
350	mirror hot katana blade	0		
351	jittery horrifying frosty icy-hot katana	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
352	huge extremely unsafe ninja hot pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	green squat ninja stars	0		
354	tumbling arcane researcher's beefy nunchaku	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
355	Van der Graaf eXtreme scarf	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	medical-grade snowboarder pants	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	half-sized normal gr8ps	2	good	
359	bite-sized spoiled t8r tots	1	crappy	
360	lime green miner's helmet of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	purple mansplainer's miner's pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	narrow twirling lard-coated 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	spinning green asbestos ore	0		
365	blurry chrome ore	0		
366	blinking linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	wobbly linoleum stick	0		
368	lime green linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	upside-down wobbly asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	narrow asbestos stick	0		
371	upside-down asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	huge chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	maroon narrow linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	skewed chrome meat stack	0		
378	stylish linoleum sword of the brute	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +30
379	shaking linoleum staff of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
380	double-paned beefy linoleum crossbow	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
381	knitted Newton's asbestos sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3
382	ghostly occult asbestos staff of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50
383	cyan clever Oprah's asbestos crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20
384	energetic chrome sword of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
385	squat avaricious Sinatra's chrome staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +30
386	jittery maroon Lo Pan's chaotic chrome crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: 40
387	jittery fuzzy dice	0		
388	squat yeti fur	0		
389	wobbly Tesla meaty helmet turtle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	padded asbestos helmet turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	weightlifter's linoleum helmet turtle	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	savvy chrome helmet turtle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	green yak skin	0		
395	fuchsia hippopotamus skin	0		
396	gray penguin shorts of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	stanky yakskin pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	manspreader's hippopotamus pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	Herculean eXtreme mittens	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	narrow Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	narrow huge padded swashbuckling pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	mansplainer's shoulder parrot	0		Monster Level: +15
404	forbidden acoustic guitarrr	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
405	sunken chest	0		
406	red blurry pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	tumbling pirate skeleton	0		
409	gray vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	Rosewater's sk8board	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
414	miser's crowbarrr	0		Meat Drop: +10
415	red upside-down smooth leotarrrd	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	asbestos-lined safarrri hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	chilled ionized henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 29
418	extra-polarized Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 16
419	pressed double-modified serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 39
420	boiled non-polarized skewed maroon tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 40
421	cold-filtered denatured galvanized philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 42
422	quantum anodized shaking potion of potency	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 13
423	anodized cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 62
424	chilled anodized ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 29
425	deionized oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 54
426	polymerized ionized potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 58
427	green greasy box	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	Sherlock's clown shoes	0		Item Drop: +25, Clowniness: 25
432	bouncing mirror studded bloody clown pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	shaking red spinning skinny balloon	0		
434	wobbly veiny balloon helmet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	ghostly blue knitted balloon sword of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	upside-down bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	wobbly chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	squat bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	squat beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	wobbly box-in-the-box of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	wobbly reassuring box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
448	red foolscap fool's cap of dire peril of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	strapping clown nose	0		Muscle: +5, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	ghostly disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	narrow screwdriver	0		
455	moldy jumbo olive	3	crappy	
456	aged dry martini	4	awesome	
457	yellow ye olde golde frontes of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	maroon pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	adequate pixel pie	3	good	
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	practically non-alcoholic delicious twirling huge Imp Ale	1	awesome	
471	yummy massive spinning hot wing	9	awesome	
472	diamond-studded cane of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	frosty crutch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
474	cast	0		
475	reassuring mask of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	gravedigger's careful infernal insoles	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10
478	evil arch	0		
479	tumbling dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	gray eldritch butterknife	0		
482	thinker's Mr. Container	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	huge beefy Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	executive hemp backpack	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	yellow chilly Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
487	teal electrified arrrgyle socks	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
488	bouncing guitar pick	0		
489	blurry drab sonata	0		
490	quilted smooth mesh cap	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	squat enormous belt buckle	0		
492	squat nippy dog trainer's chaps	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	batblade of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	tasty spinning papaya	3	awesome	
499	foul-smelling scorching denim axe	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
500	fuchsia Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	rotten bite-sized Elfin shortbread	1	crappy	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	adequate small skewered cat appendix	2	good	
504	green evil arches	0		
505	Usain Bolt's smooth gnatwing earring	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +80
506	huge tasty bouncing tumbling Hell broth	10	awesome	
507	padded thunderrr guitarrr	0		Damage Absorption: +20
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	ghostly Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	jittery Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	flavorless Boris's key lime pie	4	decent	
514	yummy Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	awesome	
515	fancy rotten skewed jittery Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 5
516	blinking Hey Deze map	0		
517	upside-down groovy bejeweled accordion strap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	huge mystery juice	0		
519	spinning moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	narrow kickback cookbook of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	weak perfectly mixed blinking papaya sling	2	EPIC	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	concentrated gray spray paint	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 15
531	jittery tumbling olive family-friendly special sauce glove	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	ladle of mystery of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	shaking wobbly pr0n legs	0		
538	shaking clever f3d0r4	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	nitrogenated Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 62
541	olive Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked draggin' ball hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	spinning blurry nasty flame-wreathed 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	flavorless Trollhouse cookies	3	decent	
544	mirror strapping talons of the empath	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +5
545	adequate immense Spam Witch sammich	6	good	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	wobbly 668 scroll	0		
549	teal 30669 scroll	0		
550	tumbling blue 33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	spoiled immense pulsating pr0n cocktail	8	crappy	
555	Lo Pan's wizardly drywall axe	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
557	perfectly mixed twirling whiskey and cola	4	EPIC	
558	normal fuchsia papaya taco	3	good	
559	lime green razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	moldy miniature stalk of asparagus	2	crappy	
561	green pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Mad Train wine	1	good	
565	tumbling auspicious hobo gloves	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
566	Socratic bum cheek	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	moldy yellow Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3	crappy	
569	normal miniature fancy Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 50
570	gigantic decent pulsating Chicken Sandwich	6	good	
571	fancy huge Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 25
572	yummy immense bouncing Children's Meal of the Damned	9	awesome	
573	tasty noodles	3	awesome	
574	delicious gigantic mirror noodles	6	awesome	
575	normal fancy painful penne pasta	3	good	Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 25
576	tiny adequate ravioli della hippy	1	good	
577	immense stale pr0n m4nic0tti	7	decent	
578	adequate jumbo red Hell ramen	5	good	
579	diet rotten special boring spaghetti	1	crappy	Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 5
580	huge sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	enchanted stale diet fettucini Inconnu	1	decent	Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 10
584	delicious spaghetti with Skullheads	3	awesome	
585	low-calorie decent teal gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1	good	
586	rock-hard ridiculously huge sword of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +60
587	unsweetened dry blurry super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 25
588	wobbly bouncing soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	miniature stale cocoa eggshell fragment	2	decent	
590	huge toothsome bouncing cocoa eggshell fragment	8	awesome	
591	maroon cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	green phonics down	0		
594	shellacked amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Damage Reduction: 7
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	hale titanium assault umbrella	0		Maximum HP: +20
597	wholesome Mohawk wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	pants of the Slug Lord of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	dance instructor's brawny Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
601	ghostly Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	upside-down Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	bouncing Gauze Immateria	0		
608	skewed Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	bouncing S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	twirling original G	0		
613	skewed plot hole	0		
614	wet shaking probability potion	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38
615	skewed jittery chaos butterfly	0		
616	bouncing blinking furry fur	0		
617	alkaline tarnished twirling Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 35
618	electrified adjusted purple Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 44
619	needle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
620	unsweetened improved diffused gray thin candle	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 15
621	purple skewed Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	blue Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	upside-down ND	0		
628	narrow metallic A	0		
629	stanky eye	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
630	cyan photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	sage furry pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	smartaleck's disturbing fanfic	0		Moxie Percent: +30
633	upside-down miser's flame-retardant wolf mask	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	resourceful paper umbrella	0		Maximum MP: +50
636	shaking meat globe	0		
637	jittery toaster	0		
638	careful asshat of the detective	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	flavorless huge blurry abominable snowcone	6	decent	
640	bouncing Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	flavorless toast	4	decent	
642	squat skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	mirror wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	snack-sized toothsome pulsating fruitcake	2	awesome	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	perfumed Crimbo sword	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	bouncing educational Crimbo hat	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	Crimbo pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	exclusive ultra-rare item of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	ghostly star chart	0		
657	beefcake's star sword	0		Muscle: +25
658	teal spinning strapping star crossbow	0		Muscle: +5
659	shaking star staff of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
660	wobbly nasty star pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	star hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	ghostly blurry knitted star buckler	0		Cold Resistance: +3
663	jittery star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	pulsating upside-down Richard's star key	0		
666	blurry gray toasty Sinatra's steaming evil of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
667	blurry castle map	0		
668	upside-down spiked femur of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
669	stale huge ghuol guolash	3	decent	
670	Jack Frost's lihc face	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	sinister grave robbing shovel of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
672	snack-sized rotten cranberries	2	crappy	
673	extra-dry drinkable pulsating vodka and cranberry	5	good	
674	aged whiskey	3	awesome	
675	skull of the Bonerdagon of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
676	squat dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	chaotic badass belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	bad practically non-alcoholic roll in the hay	1	decent	
680	watered-down acceptable gray slap and tickle	2	good	
681	hand-crafted slip 'n' slide	4	EPIC	
682	weak lousy narrow a sump'm sump'm	2	decent	
683	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic horizontal tango	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
684	bad gray pink pony	3	decent	
685	blue lightning-fast boxer's Mr. Shirt of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +40
686	knuckles of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
687	triple-flattened non-magnetized blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 24
688	spinning dangerous pixel hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	bouncing bouncing horrifying pixel pants	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	gray bouncing Jim Carey's pixel sword	0		Monster Level: +25
691	bouncing lime green mirror digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	blinking grievous harem girl t-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
694	zippy Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Initiative: +20
696	frilly shirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
697	auspicious soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Item Drop: +10
698	steel-toed loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9
699	coward's pirate shirt	0		Monster Level: -20
700	brainy filthy hippy poncho	0		Mysticality: +5
701	Oprah's floral print shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
702	narrow lightning-fast coconut bikini top	0		Initiative: +40
703	olive Jeselnik's goth kid t-shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	fuchsia pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	blue ring setting	0		
709	skewed jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	squat executive ruddy hamethyst earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +40
712	aromatic personal trainer's boxer's hamethyst necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
713	Usain Bolt's boxer's hamethyst bracelet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
714	upside-down jittery family-friendly curative hamethyst ring of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
715	Socratic baconstone earring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
716	blinking lion tamer's banded baconstone pendant	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2
717	wool therapeutic baconstone bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
718	Jack Frost's coward's Van der Graaf baconstone ring	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
719	inspector's porquoise eyebrow ring of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100
720	skewed hardy porquoise necklace of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
721	dog trainer's Herculean porquoise bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (familiar): +1
722	bouncing foul-smelling friendly stiffened porquoise ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
723	spoiled Knoll mushroom	4	crappy	
724	diet normal mushroom	1	good	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	bouncing occult huge mirror shard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	blue hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	huge hosed tank	0		
733	skewed hosed fishbowl	0		
734	red medical-grade fortified arcane researcher's makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater
735	ghostly knitted easter egg balloon	0		Cold Resistance: +3
736	jittery stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	mirror twirling stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	ghostly groovy tambourine	0		Moxie Percent: +10
741	broken skull	0		
742	yummy Knoll shroomkabob	4	awesome	
743	big adequate green mushroom	5	good	
744	concentrated wet twirling pulsating hair spray	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 55
746	spinning stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	flavorless jumbo warm mushroom	5	decent	
750	jumbo rotten mushroom quesadilla	5	crappy	
751	adequate cool mushroom	3	good	
752	toothsome cool mushroom casserole	3	awesome	
753	spoiled diet cyan pointy mushroom	1	crappy	
754	normal cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	good	
755	enchanted stale snack-sized mushroom	2	decent	Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 30
756	half-sized normal yellow mirror mushroom	2	good	
757	tasty jittery mushroom	3	awesome	
758	bite-sized normal blurry ghost cucumber	1	good	
759	dill	0		
760	upside-down vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	fortified smooth especially salty dog	5	awesome	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	decent blinking spectral pickle	3	good	
765	ghostly briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	anodized olive skewed cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 14
768	sinister spork	0		Spell Damage: +10
769	upside-down scandalous voodoo doll	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
770	nippy boxer's basic meat fez	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	ghostly wizardly foon	0		Mysticality: +25
773	therapeutic basic meat spork of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
774	rosewater-soaked basic meat foon of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	kneecapping stick of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
777	blinking slick iron pasta spoon	0		Moxie: +10
778	blinking sage support cummerbund	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	alkaline pulsating mafia aria	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 24
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	yummy teal strawberry	3	awesome	
787	artisanal bottle of rum	3	EPIC	
788	watered-down acceptable gray strawberry daiquiri	2	good	
789	tolerable rum and cola	3	good	
790	tolerable practically non-alcoholic spinning grog	1	good	
791	medical-grade Mafia bow tie of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	resourceful Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only
793	chilled quantum ionized squat ghostly shaking oil of stability	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 34
794	pressed wet oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 19
795	high-proof delicious Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	8	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	narrow executive Van der Graaf vibrating cement shoes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	lousy rockin' wagon	4	decent	
798	smooth high-proof ocean motion	6	awesome	
799	extra-dry tolerable fancy fuzzbump	5	good	Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 20
800	toothsome poutine	3	awesome	
801	decent shaking Knob stir-fry	4	good	
804	half-sized normal Knoll stir-fry	2	good	
805	diet delicious stir-fry	1	awesome	
806	decent asparagus stir-fry	3	good	
807	small bland olive stir-fry	2	decent	
808	stale Knob sausage stir-fry	4	decent	
809	bland bat wing stir-fry	3	decent	
810	big decent rat appendix stir-fry	5	good	
811	stale tofu stir-fry	3	decent	
812	stale small pr0n stir-fry	2	decent	
813	decent Knob shells	3	good	
814	delicious super-sized bätzle	5	awesome	
815	decent snack-sized ratini	2	good	
816	small toothsome Knob stroganoff	2	awesome	
817	small stale menudo ravioli	2	decent	
818	blurry plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	narrow bouncing swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	blinking effervescent potion	0		
825	ghostly fizzy potion	0		
826	ghostly teal dark potion	0		
827	blinking murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	pulsating anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	spoiled miniature royal jelly	2	crappy	
831	small box	0		
832	bouncing narrow box	0		
833	Lo Pan's vorpal blade	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
834	dangerous smartaleck's cornuthaum	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	Jeselnik's ring of aggravate monster	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
836	special tiny normal mind flayer corpse	1	good	Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 40
837	bad upside-down Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	upside-down frightening Mafia stogie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	tolerable Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	skewed horrifying Mafia violin case of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	delicious tomato daiquiri	4	awesome	
842	acceptable fortified beertini	5	good	
843	watered-down acceptable blinking salty slug	2	good	
844	drinkable watered-down papaya slung	2	good	
845	narrow Samson's MAHI fez	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	tumbling narrow heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	jittery prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	shaking purple blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	wobbly moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	narrow knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	green jittery huge eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	blurry mirror chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	blinking skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	purple stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	quadruple-Vulcanized pine tar	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 39
869	forest tears	0		
870	wobbly blue careful fetus-smashing club	0		Monster Level: -10
871	blue meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	jittery unrolling pin	0		
875	curative supercool crazy bastard sword of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
876	olive family-friendly flame-retardant scorching incredibly dense meat gem	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
877	beefy Talisman of Baio	0		Muscle: +10
878	healthy hypnodisk	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
879	polarized polarized jittery bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 68
880	mirror scandalous disbelief suspenders	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
881	sizzling supportive bra	0		Hot Damage: +10
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	awesome	
884	educational los chinos	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	banded axe	0		Damage Absorption: +100
886	huge leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	blurry family-friendly balaclava	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	big decent balaclava baklava	5	good	
891	huge Lo Pan's Warehouse 23 bling	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
892	wobbly personal trainer's groovy bugbear-smiting sword of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +7
893	weak acceptable lumbering jack	2	good	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	Samson's Ms. Accessory	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only
896	yellow skewed fireproof Socratic Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	perfectly mixed blurry Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	knitted scandalous school Mafia knickerbockers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	moist vacuum-sealed teal Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 47
906	anodized super-corrupted narrow blurry Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 50
907	irradiated jittery Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 67
908	galvanized wet Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 53
909	polarized warmed pressed Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 68
910	normal dwarf bread	3	good	
911	non-adjusted flattened tarnished upside-down Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 24
912	extra-warmed pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 24
913	modified aerosolized kobold	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 44
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	intergalactic pom poms of dire peril of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -15
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	shellacked Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	grievous Radio Free Pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	perfumed Radio Free Foil	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	spoiled radio button candy	3	crappy	
922	skewed skewed thinker's severed rocking horse head	0		Mysticality: +10
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	denatured Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 24
927	bad Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	tumbling rosy-cheeked fuzzy bracelets	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
929	arse-shooting crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
931	lousy watered-down spiced rum	2	decent	
932	aged eggnog	4	awesome	
933	moldy special candy cane	4	crappy	Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 40
934	normal spinning gingerbread bugbear	4	good	
935	slick imitation nice watch	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	skewed menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	Annie Oakley's plastic sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	narrow bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	green bowler of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	double-paned sizzling bow staff	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	ruddy bowlegged pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	red skewed skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	ghostly skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	watered-down lousy enchanted martini	2	decent	Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2004-12"
949	delicious high-proof grogtini	9	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	lousy cherry bomb	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	purple tumbling extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	blinking hockey mask of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	squat penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	wobbly orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	dance instructor's fez of etymology	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	adequate fancy jumbo skewed carob chunk noodles	5	good	Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 25
957	delicious chorizo brownies	3	awesome	
958	decent upside-down chocolate and tomato pizza	4	good	
959	flange	0		
960	pulsating clockwork key	0		
961	tumbling silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	huge educational plastic seal clubber of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +1, Candy Drop: +100
964	forbidden plastic turtle tamer of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50
965	spinning grievous plastic pastamancer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
966	sinister plastic sauceror of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
967	wool plastic disco bandit of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
968	manspreader's Sinatra's plastic accordion thief	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10
969	squat veiny plastic mosquito	0		Maximum HP: +10
970	groovy plastic leprechaun	0		Moxie Percent: +10
971	fuchsia groovy plastic levitating potato	0		Moxie Percent: +10
972	plastic angry goat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
973	ghostly dance instructor's plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
974	wobbly Da Vinci's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
975	squat plastic pirate skeleton of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
976	ghostly plastic barrrnacle of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
977	plastic howling balloon monkey of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
978	greedy plastic stab bat	0		Meat Drop: +20
979	up-at-dawn plastic grue	0		Adventures: +5
980	friendly plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Familiar Weight: +3
981	sage plastic ghuol whelp	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
982	ruddy plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
983	spinning plastic cocoabo of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
984	Fonzie's plastic star starfish	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
985	twirling slick plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Moxie: +10
986	ghostly veiny plastic killer bee	0		Maximum HP: +10
987	sage plastic Cheshire bat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
988	purple strapping plastic coffee pixie	0		Muscle: +5
989	narrow Fonzie's plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
990	shellacked plastic hermit	0		Damage Reduction: 7
991	flame-wreathed scorching smooth plastic Boris	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
992	bouncing scorching plastic Jarlsberg of the blizzard of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
993	teal supercool plastic Sneaky Pete of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100
994	prompt plastic Susie	0		Adventures: +3
995	stale Lucky Surprise Egg	3	decent	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	spinning teal thinker's Xlyinia's notebook	0		Mysticality: +10
1003	bouncing soda water	0		
1004	drinkable huge bottle of tequila	3	good	
1005	acceptable fancy boxed wine	4	good	Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 40
1006	jumbo normal jittery cherry	5	good	
1007	brawny coconut shell	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	avaricious ice cubes	0		Meat Drop: +30
1009	tolerable spinning bouncing vodka martini	3	good	
1010	artisanal whiskey and soda	3	EPIC	
1011	drinkable monkey wrench	3	good	
1012	artisanal tumbling tequila sunrise	3	EPIC	
1013	artisanal margarita	3	EPIC	
1014	watered-down bad strawberry wine	2	decent	
1015	hand-crafted wine spritzer	3	EPIC	
1016	smooth perpendicular hula	3	awesome	
1017	high-proof hand-crafted ducha de oro	6	EPIC	
1018	lousy calle de miel	4	decent	
1019	drinkable dry vodka martini	4	good	
1020	mediocre pulsating old-fashioned	4	decent	
1021	practically non-alcoholic tolerable huge tequila with training wheels	1	good	
1022	practically non-alcoholic smooth twirling sangria	1	awesome	
1023	hand-crafted vesper	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	tolerable weak bodyslam	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	artisanal distilled upside-down sangria del diablo	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	maroon wobbly Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	narrow whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	chilly hippo whip	0		Cold Damage: +5
1030	blinking lard-coated penguin whip	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1031	hardy yak whip	0		Maximum HP: +50
1032	gnauga hide whip of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1033	wobbly yellow gnauga hide	0		
1034	fuchsia blurry savvy hippo skin buckler	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1035	penguin skin buckler of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1036	Sinatra's yakskin buckler	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1037	grievous gnauga hide buckler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1038	irradiated upside-down Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 64
1040	purple Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	watered-down tolerable beer	2	good	
1042	beefcake's string of beads	0		Muscle: +25
1043	lime green slick string of beads	0		Moxie: +10
1044	Oprah's string of beads	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1045	auspicious plastic bottle opener	0		Item Drop: +10
1046	slick traffic cone of incineration	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	perfectly mixed N. O. Beer	4	EPIC	
1048	diluted jittery oyster egg	1		
1049	boiled upside-down oyster egg	1		
1050	mixed ghostly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 15
1051	blurry yellow plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	denatured twirling upside-down lime green narrow oyster egg	1		
1053	twisted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 35
1054	denatured spinning gray huge oyster egg	1		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 25
1055	blinking plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	mixed puce oyster egg	1		
1057	modified maroon puce oyster egg	1		
1058	pickled puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 40
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	dehydrated mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	boiled teal jittery mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	twisted mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 40
1063	narrow mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	compressed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
1065	boiled skewed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 10
1066	altered teal oyster egg	1		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 40
1067	tumbling plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	twisted oyster egg	1		
1069	modified skewed teal bouncing blurry oyster egg	1		
1070	twisted olive oyster egg	1		
1071	teal plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	mixed shaking blurry ghostly off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	diluted ghostly off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	mixed off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 40
1075	blurry blinking off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	pickled bouncing pulsating maroon oyster egg	1		
1077	modified oyster egg	1		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 45
1078	powdered mirror oyster egg	1		
1079	blurry plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	huge emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	fuchsia clockwork widget	0		
1086	narrow ghostly clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	cyan clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	gray clockwork sheet	0		
1093	blue clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	pulsating clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	jittery gray miser's clockwork hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	green fortified clockwork trench coat	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1099	spinning twirling clockwork pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	greedy gnauga hide chaps	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	tumbling narrow false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	spinning unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	mirror clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	squat clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	wobbly clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	jittery clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	jittery clockwork maid	0		
1114	shaking tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	mirror zippy Stupid University Diploma of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	blue pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	cyan inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	deadly halfberd	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1124	small glove	0		
1125	maroon scandalous MacGyver's rosy-cheeked glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
1126	Da Vinci's toothpick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
1127	ninja sword of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1128	bouncing teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	jittery supercool sequined fez	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	jittery beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	blinking Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	wobbly thinker's star shirt	0		Mysticality: +10
1134	ghostly cosmetics bag	0		
1135	electrified cold-filtered eyeliner	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 12
1136	pickled pulsating lipstick	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 65
1137	wobbly reassuring Tesla bicycle chain	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	lousy cyan mushroom wine	4	decent	
1140	lousy purple icy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1141	hand-crafted mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1142	bad pointy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1143	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic flat mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1144	aged distilled cool mushroom wine	5	awesome	
1145	delicious practically non-alcoholic mirror knob mushroom wine	1	awesome	
1146	hand-crafted knoll mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1147	watered-down perfectly mixed pulsating mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1148	enchanted weak tolerable shot of flower schnapps	2	good	Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 20
1149	stale small skewed flower petal pie	2	decent	
1150	acceptable cyan bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	good	
1151	wobbly greedy sage discarded plastic fork	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	moldy immense Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6	crappy	
1154	altered skewed Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	slick wholeberd	0		Moxie: +10
1158	dry extra-altered Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 38
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	smartaleck's irate sombrero	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	colloidal quadruple-pressed handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 55
1163	aerosolized aerosolized dry wobbly marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 27
1164	huge poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	blinking maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	spinning plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	pulsating shaking linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	bouncing cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	spinning magnetic field	0		
1178	narrow jittery potted cactus	0		
1179	purple daisy	0		
1180	maroon jittery potted fern	0		
1181	tumbling tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	pulsating all-purpose flower	0		
1184	jittery exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	red gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	cyan can of asparagus	0		
1190	shaking dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	blurry stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	cyan Mob Penguin	0		
1198	bouncing sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	massive decent gray mugcake	8	good	
1201	bland urinal cake	4	decent	
1202	miniature flavorless tumbling Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2	decent	
1203	immense toothsome personalized birthday cake	9	awesome	
1204	bland shaking three-tiered wedding cake	3	decent	
1205	rotten jumbo babycakes	5	crappy	
1206	low-calorie stale velvet cake	1	decent	
1207	spoiled jittery congratulatory cake	3	crappy	
1208	stale spinning angel-food cake	4	decent	
1209	stale small ghostly devil's-food cake	2	decent	
1210	half-sized moldy birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2	crappy	
1211	red shaking balloon	0		
1212	blurry balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	ghostly thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	shaking Mr. Balloon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1221	balloon	0		
1222	shaking Mr. Eh? of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only
1224	blurry purple slick steel shillelagh of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10, Booze Drop: +100
1225	tumbling ribald horrifying chaotic steel skullcap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	dog trainer's groovy steel solitaire of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
1227	blurry Rosewater's steel scarf of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
1228	spinning squat lard-coated dangerous steel slacks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	grievous steel suspenders of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1230	wool steel-toed Fonzie's pikestaff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1
1231	tumbling vibrating pith helmet of horror of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	frightening Jim Carey's pocketwatch of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
1233	greedy dog trainer's beefcake's pinky ring	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
1234	fortified smooth pants of the storm	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	red reassuring fireproof pendant	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	clever rock-hard hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +20
1237	bouncing tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	huge iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	wobbly toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	nasty Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Stench Damage: +5
1245	Codpiece of the Goblin King of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
1246	up-at-dawn double-paned rib of the Bonerdagon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	executive wholesome Bonerdagon necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40
1249	toasty Boss Bat britches	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	twirling brainy Boss Bat bling of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1251	adequate low-calorie Knob shroomkabob	1	good	
1252	special delicious shroomkabob	3	awesome	Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 10
1253	fuchsia pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	normal jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1255	flavorless miniature jumping bean burrito	2	decent	
1256	spoiled insanely jumping bean burrito	4	crappy	
1257	moldy rat scrapple	3	crappy	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	wicked razor-sharp traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	altered teal Hatorade	1		
1262	ghostly lightning-fast energetic deadly off-hand balloon	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40
1263	narrow pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	decent gloomy mushroom	3	good	
1267	upside-down dead mimic	0		
1268	upside-down pine wand	0		
1269	blinking ebony wand	0		
1270	squat hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	fuchsia twirling marble wand	0		
1273	magic lamp of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1274	diluted Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	hardened basic meat skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	bad squat Otorian Battle Scar	3	decent	
1277	Samson's basic meat kilt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	tumbling meat skirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	sharpshooter's meat kilt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	Sinatra's penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	strapping penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	gray boxer's yakskin skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	huge blurry energetic yakskin kilt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	frosty hippopotamus skirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	horrifying hippopotamus kilt	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	furry skirt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	upside-down energetic furry kilt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	Fonzie's gnauga hide skirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	fuchsia ghostly brawny gnauga hide kilt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	flattened adjusted upside-down ghostly wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 68
1291	Jekyllin hide belt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	purple personal trainer's ring of adornment	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1294	flame-retardant ring of increase damage of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
1295	wobbly Socratic ring of gain strength	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1296	jittery ring of resistance of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1297	squat ring of fire resistance of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1298	wobbly ring of conflict of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
1299	pirate hook	0		Item Drop: +5
1300	supercharged monster bait	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
1301	pressed deodorant	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 38
1302	denatured unsweetened reodorant	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 33
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	ghostly makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	Newton's traffic cone of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	spinning calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	yellow comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	experienced Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
1313	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
1314	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	wicked rose-colored glasses	0		Spell Damage: +5
1316	yellow facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	moldy questionable taco	3	crappy	
1321	jittery Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	wobbly dangerous time helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	time trousers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	lightning-fast time sword	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	upside-down Usain Bolt's Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	groovy Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1328	wool Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	Temple Grandin's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1330	brawny Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	dangerous Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	upside-down Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	skewed Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	green Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	censurious Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1342	ghostly picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	spinning zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	pickled wet Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 68
1345	moist nitrogenated shaking Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	liquefied wobbly Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 26
1347	blinking twirling tumbling loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	jittery tumbling empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	green miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	red squat upside-down 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	pinky ring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
1352	spirit-forward hand-crafted redrum	5	EPIC	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	flavorless low-calorie blue bowl of oriole's nest soup	1	decent	
1356	bouncing bunny liver	0		
1357	high-proof artisanal Mt. Noob Pale Ale	6	EPIC	
1358	huge pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pulsating pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	teal rosewater-soaked disembodied smile	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	blinking rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	jumbo flavorless blurry tofurkey leg	5	decent	
1366	stale tofurkey gravy	4	decent	
1367	stale herbal stuffing	4	decent	
1368	delicious gigantic can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	9	awesome	
1369	toothsome yams	4	awesome	
1370	pulsating lion tamer's rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1371	shaking narrow studded gingham blouse	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1372	fuchsia manspreader's souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Monster Level: +10
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	bouncing mirror mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	chilly plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	Rosewater's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	family-friendly plastic Crimbo elf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	blinking frightening plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	blue ribald plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	jittery pulsating aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	super-energized modified olive narrow chocolate	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	pulsating googly eye	0		
1385	maroon stuffing	0		
1386	mirror felt	0		
1387	red block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	squat yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	tumbling pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	jittery doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	sizzling duck-on-a-string of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	blurry doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	dance instructor's toy train	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	rosewater-soaked marionette	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	pulsating tumbling bouncing dance instructor's sock monkey	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	blinking blue Jeselnik's rag doll	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	blurry sinister can of fake snow	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	Oprah's colored-light "necklace"	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	massive stale wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	8	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	spoiled gray bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	small stale jittery tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	ruddy Unionize The Elves sign	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	mirror sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	denatured ionized twirling snowcone	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	diffused snowcone	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	super-aerosolized yellow snowcone	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	electrified ionized anodized jittery snowcone	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	oxidized snowcone	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	improved snowcone	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	red teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	maroon knitted Fonzie's traffic cone	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	shaking Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	narrow iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	blinking lion tamer's ice sickle of the sewer	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	huge huge Da Vinci's ice baby	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	censurious ice pick	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	blurry greedy beefy ice skates	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	rotten grue egg omelette	4	crappy	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	adequate massive mushroom	7	good	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	green pulsating fruit basket	0		
1435	blurry hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	aerosolized super-irradiated twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 38
1439	non-unsweetened hot powder	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 44
1440	quadruple-moist wet fuchsia powder	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 69
1441	enhanced cyan powder	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 50
1442	quadruple-deionized stench powder	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 41
1443	polymerized pickled jittery sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 65
1444	ionized green twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 48
1445	electrified ionized tumbling shaking hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 15
1446	denatured nuggets	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 43
1447	ionized boiled nuggets	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 56
1448	polymerized stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 17
1449	deionized cyan huge wobbly sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 41
1450	pickled cyan squat narrow twinkly wad	1		
1451	powdered hot wad	1		
1452	denatured squat wobbly wad	1		
1453	mixed wad	1		
1454	compressed shaking teal stench wad	1		
1455	distilled upside-down wobbly lime green sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 10
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	bouncing Goth Giant	0		
1458	low-calorie moldy Valentine's Day cake	1	crappy	
1459	pulsating arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	lime green salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	wobbly 25-meat staff	0		
1468	jittery two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	upside-down bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	tumbling lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	skewed sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	wobbly automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	spinning goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	teal plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	skewed lime green chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	knitted resourceful rabbit's foot	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	squat hang glider	0		
1488	red mirror March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	skewed frightening Sinatra's chopsticks	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +5
1491	rice bowl of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1492	greedy ninja mop	0		Meat Drop: +20
1493	huge ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1494	pressed vacuum-sealed upside-down wobbly lime green sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	studded Socratic traffic cone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	weak acceptable gloomy mushroom wine	2	good	
1497	watered-down hand-crafted mushroom wine	2	super EPIC	
1498	blinking McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	wet activated blurry explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	bouncing clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	dry snowcone	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	mediocre calle de miel with a fly in it	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	tolerable weak rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	high-proof bad perpendicular hula with a fly in it	8	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	watered-down artisanal slap and tickle with a fly in it	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	fake hand of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	denatured Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	boiled narrow blurry Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	vaporized blurry maroon Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	powdered jittery Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	squat KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	mirror Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	resourceful sinister Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50
1521	maroon Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	twirling greasy Radio Free Jersey of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	shaking wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	wobbly joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	red skewed pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	blurry huge diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	jittery steel-toed corkscrew of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	jittery up-at-dawn grass skirt	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	avaricious grass hat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	skewed Tesla grass blade	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	skewed raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	blue weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	mirror toasty sparkly engagement ring	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	scandalous foul-smelling Grimacite goggles	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	gravedigger's sage Grimacite glaive	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	flame-wreathed hardened Grimacite greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	twirling inspector's knitted Grimacite garter	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	boxer's Grimacite galoshes of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	bouncing ribald clever Grimacite gorget	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	narrow beefy Grimacite guayabera	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	jittery miser's sage Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10
1548	razor-sharp Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7
1549	blue MSG	0		
1550	yellow gravedigger's second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
1551	bad bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	decent	
1552	high-proof artisanal bottle of Definit	10	EPIC	
1553	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1	good	
1554	lousy bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4	decent	
1555	acceptable weak tumbling bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2	good	
1556	triple-distilled perfectly mixed boxed champagne	7	EPIC	
1557	stale huge shaking huge kumquat	7	decent	
1558	special bland tangerine	3	decent	Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 45
1559	teal tonic water	0		
1560	yummy wobbly cocktail onion	3	awesome	
1561	moldy raspberry	3	crappy	
1562	jumbo normal kiwi	5	good	
1563	artisanal fortified teal whiskey bittersweet	5	EPIC	
1564	lousy mimosette	4	decent	
1565	acceptable fuchsia tequila sunset	4	good	
1566	bad boozy teal zmobie	5	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	watered-down special bad gin and tonic	2	decent	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 40
1568	drinkable practically non-alcoholic vodka and tonic	1	good	
1569	hand-crafted boozy maroon vodka gibson	5	EPIC	
1570	acceptable gibson	3	good	
1571	drinkable parisian cathouse	3	good	
1572	mediocre distilled rabbit punch	5	decent	
1573	weak drinkable caipifruta	2	good	
1574	special drinkable teqiwila	4	good	Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 15
1575	bad watered-down Divine	2	decent	
1576	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Gordon Bennett	1	good	
1577	watered-down smooth tangarita	2	awesome	
1578	perfectly mixed mirror mandarina colada	4	EPIC	
1579	weak lousy pulsating narrow gimlet	2	decent	
1580	fancy bad boozy shaking brick road	5	decent	Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 50
1581	fancy irresponsibly strong mediocre vodka stratocaster	7	decent	Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 15
1582	aged Neuromancer	3	awesome	
1583	drinkable weak spinning prussian cathouse	2	good	
1584	aged Mae West	3	awesome	
1585	hand-crafted Mon Tiki	4	EPIC	
1586	triple-distilled lousy red teqiwila slammer	10	decent	
1587	normal Knob lo mein	3	good	
1588	rotten asparagus lo mein	3	crappy	
1589	moldy Knoll lo mein	3	crappy	
1590	bland lo mein	3	decent	
1591	moldy miniature olive lo mein	2	crappy	
1592	bland gigantic green hot hi mein	10	decent	
1593	yummy hi mein	4	awesome	
1594	massive stale hi mein	9	decent	
1595	bland big lime green hi mein	5	decent	
1596	fancy spoiled snack-sized sleazy hi mein	2	crappy	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 20
1597	Junior LAAAAME merit badge of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	gray pulsating MacGyver's Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	hand-crafted tangarita with a fly in it	4	EPIC	
1601	irresponsibly strong bad mandarina colada with a fly in it	10	decent	
1602	artisanal fancy prussian cathouse with a fly in it	4	EPIC	Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 25
1603	hand-crafted upside-down Mae West with a fly in it	4	EPIC	
1604	twisted maroon jittery astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	denatured lime green upside-down ultimate wad	1		
1607	ionized modified libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 19
1608	improved Vulcanized eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 23
1609	super-ionized perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 39
1610	galvanized wobbly eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 35
1611	improved liquefied bouncing potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 41
1612	adjusted upside-down concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 17
1613	bouncing thinker's coffin lid	0		Mysticality: +10
1614	nasty satin shield	0		Stench Damage: +5
1615	energetic Cerebral Cloche	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	banded Cerebral Culottes	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	blue Oprah's Cerebral Crossbow of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	shaking homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	ghostly astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	irradiated astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	huge badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	unsweetened quantum wobbly upside-down blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	irradiated upside-down green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	quadruple-flattened warmed orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	extra-cold-filtered green tumbling purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	nitrogenated electrified adjusted ghostly pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	gray shellacked raspberry beret	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	upside-down careful pixel shield	0		Monster Level: -10
1631	skewed beer cartilage	0		
1632	teal Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	tolerable distilled around the world	5	good	
1635	squat scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	triple-liquefied modified lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 64
1638	dry olive lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 17
1639	flattened lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 50
1640	pickled improved lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 63
1641	adjusted squat lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 20
1642	acceptable Grimacite Bock	3	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	stale small fancy wedge of gray cheese	2	decent	Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	lime green stench and sauce	0		
1648	upside-down sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	spinning brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	gigantic decent twirling foie gras	8	good	
1652	frozen squat candy brain	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	ribald veiny stiffened jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	electrified wad of Crovacite of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1655	bouncing padded collar of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +20
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	teal onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	nasty Radio KoL Keychain	0		Stench Damage: +5
1662	scandalous Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1663	skewed chaotic Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1664	huge Radio KoL Maracas of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1665	greedy Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Meat Drop: +20
1666	jittery zippy Radio KoL Patch	0		Initiative: +20
1667	Cat-Herding Prod of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1668	Sinatra's star boomerang	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1669	scorching star stiletto	0		Hot Damage: +25
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	cyan shysterweed	0		
1672	wobbly swindleblossom	0		
1673	huge resourceful grave robbing shovel of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50
1674	Newton's superhero mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	gray bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	red lightning-fast scorching sword	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
1680	slick staff of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1681	sage bubblewrap sword of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +7
1682	hale smooth bubblewrap staff	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +20
1683	scorching bubblewrap crossbow of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25
1684	red styrofoam sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +5
1685	styrofoam staff of terror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1686	blurry studded padded styrofoam crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: 100
1687	blue huge Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	olive sinister crossbow of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1689	careful ribbon	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	stanky discarded bottlecap of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	rosewater-soaked medical-grade discarded torn-up glove	0		Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	triple-aerosolized mirror blinking salamander slurry	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 19
1693	polymerized aerosolized eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43
1694	anodized Frogade	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 27
1695	nitrogenated warmed tumbling papotion of papower	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 40
1696	half-sized rotten fuchsia royal jelly taco	2	crappy	
1697	spoiled tofu taco	3	crappy	
1698	moldy big jumping bean taco	5	crappy	
1699	snack-sized stale spinning catgut taco	2	decent	
1700	yummy goat cheese taco	3	awesome	
1701	spoiled pr0n taco	3	crappy	
1702	warmed double-anodized upside-down alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 59
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	censurious Lo Pan's wizardly sword	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1707	bouncing knitted stanky frosty flypaper staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
1708	nippy shellacked dance instructor's grease gun	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10
1709	huge vibrating sword of static of the pedagogue of horror	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1710	toasty wiffle-flail of the pedagogue of the boozehound	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
1711	lime green Lo Pan's therapeutic sinister bubble bauble bow	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1712	shaking Jeselnik's experienced Frost™ brand sword of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1713	banded beefy squeaky staff	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
1714	sizzling dog trainer's manspreader's can cannon	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10
1715	banded starchy sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1716	skewed red starchy staff of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1717	starchy crossbow of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1718	reassuring double-paned pestoblade	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
1719	poutine pole of the bloodbag of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1720	ghostly ghostly crafty therapeutic curdflinger	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1721	bouncing nasty smartaleck's muculent machete	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5
1722	occult beefcake's glistening staff	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25
1723	educational repeating crossbow of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +25
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	mirror red clever dense meat sword	0		Maximum MP: +20
1729	dense meat staff of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1730	greedy dense meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +20
1731	blurry sharpshooter's Sinatra's Spirit Precipice of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100
1732	cyan tumbling toasty MacGyver's extremely unsafe smoldering staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +5
1733	teal nippy banded Herculean hot cross bow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10
1734	reassuring baleful sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Alters Page Text
1735	razor-sharp Fonzie's thinker's meatspout staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1736	pulsating lard-coated deadly carob cannon of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
1737	gravedigger's sizzling fortified shuddersword	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
1738	miser's frosty smartaleck's hairy staff	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
1739	prompt greasy projectile icemaker of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
1740	zippy forbidden buffalo blade of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: 150, Initiative: +20
1741	skewed chilly hardy cheesestick	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +5
1742	mirror groovy cool potato pistol	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +10
1743	Usain Bolt's savory sword	0		Initiative: +80
1744	squat savory staff of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1745	rock-hard savory crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1746	cyan healthy wicked supercool Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20
1747	Lo Pan's sinister soylent staff	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1748	executive goulauncher of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +40
1749	gray defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	blue medical-grade Gnollish pie server	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1751	Socratic Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1752	shaking Temple Grandin's Knob Goblin spatula	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1753	clever jack flapper	0		Maximum MP: +20
1754	avaricious filthy pestle	0		Meat Drop: +30
1755	personal trainer's Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1756	purple zippy huge spoon	0		Initiative: +20
1757	fuchsia bouncing crafty pizza cutter	0		Maximum MP: +10
1758	padded star spatula	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1759	pulsating scandalous electrified foon of fulmination	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1760	scorching manspreader's foon of frigidity	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25
1761	Herculean cool foon of foulness	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1
1762	shaking supercharged foon of fearfulness of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
1763	narrow skewed greasy razor-sharp foon of fleshiness	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	bland fricasseed brains	4	decent	
1770	moldy brains casserole	4	crappy	
1771	spinning butcherknife of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1772	ghostly fuchsia hale corn holder	0		Maximum HP: +20
1773	lime green eggbeater of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1774	mediocre bottle of popskull	4	decent	
1775	huge skewed sizzling dishrag	0		Hot Damage: +10
1776	tasty stale baguette	4	awesome	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	bland dinner	3	decent	
1779	curative katana	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Synergetic
1780	flame-wreathed ram stick	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1781	brainy enchantlers	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	nippy shellacked ram-battering staff	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10
1783	flavorless crazy Turkish delight	4	decent	
1784	dog trainer's sinister Snow Queen Crown	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	narrow manspreader's Da Vinci's savvy ga-ga radio	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +10
1786	bouncing six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	flattened polymerized triple-flattened bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 24
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	pulsating Mob Penguin	0		
1790	artisanal weak Ram's Face Lager	2	EPIC	
1791	shaking cyan ram horns	0		
1792	double-paned brawny Travoltan trousers of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	narrow Samson's pool cue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -15
1794	boiled altered handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 25
1795	skewed boxer's Counterclockwise Watch	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	olive bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	skewed misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	wobbly pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	skewed second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	squat third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	squat fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	blurry twirling ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	jittery eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	squat upside-down twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	gray blinking first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	blue second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	teal third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	spinning fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	cyan mirror fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	teal ghostly second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	shaking tumbling fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	pulsating eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	shaking blinking ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	tumbling bouncing left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	narrow left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	pulsating left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	blurry right first rib	0		
1852	cyan right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	spinning right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	tumbling right ninth rib	0		
1860	squat right tenth rib	0		
1861	maroon right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	maroon left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	tumbling upside-down left radius	0		
1871	gray right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	jittery right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	spinning right fibula	0		
1880	fuchsia bouncing left kneecap	0		
1881	upside-down right kneecap	0		
1882	upside-down left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	fuchsia right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	blurry right thumb	0		
1892	narrow left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	narrow left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	twirling right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	dangerous 1-ball	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1901	lard-coated medical-grade 2-ball	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1902	hardened smooth 3-ball	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 3
1903	horrifying friendly 4-ball	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +25
1904	gray bouncing crafty 5-ball of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +50
1905	narrow Oprah's veiny 6-ball	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1906	crafty 7-ball	0		Maximum MP: +10
1907	ghostly 8-ball	0		
1910	knitted resourceful crafty clockwork sword	0		Maximum MP: 60, Cold Resistance: +3
1911	ghostly cyan Tesla cool clockwork staff of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1912	clever crafty stylish clockwork crossbow	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: 30
1913	tumbling clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	olive Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	blurry blue English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	gray wakizashi of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	jittery roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	blinking scary death orb	0		
1928	blinking tuning fork	0		
1929	greaves of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	friendly electrified helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	ruddy thinker's spear	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Breakable
1932	forbidden shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Breakable
1933	pitchfork of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1934	red jittery therapeutic broken sword	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1935	green squat hardened snarling wolf shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Synergetic
1936	Oprah's lupine sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Synergetic
1937	snake shield of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Synergetic
1938	maroon coward's serpentine sword	0		Monster Level: -20, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	careful groovy smooth 9-ball	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10
1941	chaotic thinker's seal pendant	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	pulsating padded slick turtle brooch	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	crafty stiffened noodle ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	blinking resourceful dance instructor's saucepan earring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	deadly strapping disco ball pendant	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	manspreader's occult accordion pin	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	huge careful worn tophat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	grievous Newton's tap shoes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
1949	stale diet pulsating Manetwich	1	decent	
1950	green bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	acceptable bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	good	
1952	flavorless desiccated apricot	4	decent	
1953	smooth weak flute of flat champagne	2	awesome	
1954	decent pulsating dehydrated caviar	3	good	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	practically non-alcoholic artisanal fancy snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1	EPIC	Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 35
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	jittery spinning inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	unsweetened triple-denatured Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61
1963	narrow dance card	0		
1964	opera mask of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	nippy Amulet of Yendor of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	jittery green nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	upside-down plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	spinning hardy shrimp fork of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	bouncing cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	huge gravy fairy	0		
1979	pulsating purple gravy fairy	0		
1980	blue twirling sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	mirror astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	blinking mind flayer	0		
1987	wobbly blue undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	blinking Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	spinning yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	lime green rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	mirror right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	narrow left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	teal pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	narrow stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	jittery Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	narrow Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	twirling Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	blurry Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	tumbling green The Snake trading card	0		
2011	jittery Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	cyan Serenity trading card	0		
2014	huge Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	twirling diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	decent olive cherry pie	3	good	
2021	decent strawberry pie	4	good	
2022	thick decent lemon meringue pie	5	good	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	crappy	
2024	bland mixed wildflower greens	3	decent	
2025	stale massive handful of walnuts	6	decent	
2026	rotten half-sized nutty organic salad	2	crappy	
2027	normal squat super salad	4	good	
2028	spoiled tofu wonton	3	crappy	
2029	shaking hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	dog trainer's hale Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2031	skewed hardened didgeridooka	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2032	skewed miser's bullet-proof corduroys of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	round sunglasses of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2034	wicker shield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	chilled altered upside-down radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 28
2037	non-adjusted liquefied wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 30
2038	extra-cold-filtered corrupted huge ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 55
2039	ghostly x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	blinking red patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	pulsating exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	twirling hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	special small bland brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2	decent	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 15
2046	half-sized tasty frat brats	2	awesome	
2047	moldy knob ka-bobs	4	crappy	
2049	drinkable can of Swiller	4	good	
2050	mirror broken wings	0		
2051	blurry sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	squat yellow market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	moist nitrogenated yellow blinking adder bladder	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 47
2057	gray squat pension check	0		
2058	twirling picnic basket	0		
2059	polarized anodized super-Vulcanized Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 50
2060	nippy hardy sword	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +10
2061	purple helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	brawny shield of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +100
2063	toothsome blackberry	3	awesome	
2064	ghostly forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	rock-hard kick-ass kicks of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2067	teal sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	jittery shaking Fonzie's beer helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	stanky vibrating distressed denim pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	double-paned perforated battle paddle	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2072	greasy Da Vinci's flashing novelty button	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2073	glowstick of Leguizamo of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	savvy anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2075	squat blue spandex anniversary shorts of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	shaking wicked jar of anniversary jam	0		Spell Damage: +5
2077	jittery deadly bucket of anniversary lard	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2078	anniversary concrete fedora of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	knitted arcane researcher's makeshift turban	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	Van der Graaf makeshift cape	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2081	Temple Grandin's makeshift skirt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	blinking toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	distilled bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	dehydrated shaking bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	dehydrated tube of hair oil	1		
2088	pressed dry boiled shaking Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 19
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	wobbly executive Jeselnik's baleful pilgrim shield of the brute of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	mirror bath salts	0		
2092	shaking hand mirror	0		
2093	smelly hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2094	yummy half-sized fuchsia ballroom blintz	2	awesome	
2095	blue towel	0		
2096	compressed yellow guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 20
2097	narrow ruddy 17-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2098	skewed filthy lucre	0		
2099	bouncing hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	maroon skewed vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	blurry rock	0		
2109	spinning ghostly stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	Rosewater's wheel	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	skewed wobbly yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	jittery brawny prehistoric spear	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	narrow stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	resourceful boxer's fire	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	spinning lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	blurry Grateful Undead T-shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2121	tumbling extremely unsafe ASCII shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2122	avaricious groovy safety vest	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2123	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2125	lime green jittery perfumed Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2126	beefy bronze breastplate of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
2127	Usain Bolt's foul-smelling hat hacker T-shirt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
2128	squat vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	green possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	executive killer rag doll	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	foul-smelling incredibly marionette	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	blue dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	mansplainer's mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	blue rosy-cheeked baleful vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	toy crazy train of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	mirror twirling razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	narrow stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	maroon evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	spinning toothsome rock	0		
2149	special stale frank	3	decent	Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	stale gigantic narrow plate of franks and beans	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	delicious shot of blackberry schnapps	3	awesome	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	blinking twirling carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	teal bouncing ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	spinning ghostly logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	twirling bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	tumbling sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	huge recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	upside-down atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	spinning ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	cyan pulsating hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	ghostly smooth toy ray gun of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	miser's toy space helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	jittery MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	MacGyver's vibrating astronaut pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	bouncing Sinatra's toy jet pack	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	blinking bouncing triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	Van der Graaf obsidian dagger	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2179	fuchsia archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	teal amulet	0		
2181	upside-down narrow blue chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	narrow jittery Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	coward's Kiss the Knob apron	0		Monster Level: -20
2186	pulsating olive unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	aged jittery bouncing flask of peppermint schnapps	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	blue book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	gigantic moldy upside-down candy stake	10	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	tolerable yellow eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	bland immense unspeakable fruitcake	7	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	stale special gingerbread horror	4	decent	Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	anodized narrow but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	spoiled snack-sized bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	moldy skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	adequate red tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	ruddy plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	plastic yuletide troll of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	auspicious plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	forbidden plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	spinning jittery educational plastic Scream Queen	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	upside-down time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	purple narrow boxer's Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	lightning-fast brainy bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	extremely unsafe Crimbo ukulele	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	savvy Tiki lighter of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	supercool deck of tropical cards of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	lard-coated banded tropical paperweight	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	shaking Jim Carey's Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	fuchsia ribald Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	toothsome jumbo super ka-bob	5	awesome	
2218	stale huge blurry beer basted brat	7	decent	
2219	brawny Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	frozen huge and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	jittery Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	red skewed Usain Bolt's fireproof liar's pants	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	resourceful medical-grade juggler's balls	0		Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	chaotic pink shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	wobbly familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	supercharged evil eyeball pendant of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	enhanced adjusted tarnished arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	super-corrupted cold-filtered cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	galvanized toad horn	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	frightening bow tie	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Clowniness: 75
2234	vibrating calavera concertina	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Song Duration: 7
2235	olive chaotic ratarang of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2236	aerosolized triple-galvanized blinking turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 56
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	red pulsating bouncing frightening pygmy nose-bone	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2239	Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's bad voodoo mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	sinister pygmy spear	0		Spell Damage: +10
2242	double-pressed diffused pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
2243	blinking banded beefy headhunter necktie	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
2244	wool resourceful pointed stick	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
2245	tumbling knobby helmet turtle of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	wobbly Jeselnik's knobby kneepads	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2247	ghostly supercool sewer turtle	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2248	sebaceous shield of Leguizamo of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2249	blue chaotic skeletortoise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	skewed Rosewater's box turtle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2252	beefy box turtle	0		Muscle: +10
2253	upside-down huge wool bottlecap turtle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1
2254	blinking blue scorching hale bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	blurry spinning furry turtle of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	furry earmuffs of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2257	dangerous reinforced furry underpants of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	red photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bouncing bird rib	0		
2263	huge lion oil	0		
2264	rotten stunt nuts	3	crappy	
2265	stale miniature maroon wet stew	2	decent	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	Tesla Staff of Fats	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2269	bland jumbo red sausage wonton	5	decent	
2270	supercool belt of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2271	acceptable narrow bottle of Merlot	3	good	
2272	drinkable pulsating bottle of Port	4	good	
2273	weak smooth bottle of Pinot Noir	2	awesome	
2274	drinkable high-proof bottle of Zinfandel	8	good	
2275	boozy delicious bottle of Marsala	5	awesome	
2276	mediocre bottle of Muscat	4	decent	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	cyan twirling Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	ghostly Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	pulsating sinister seal-skull helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	mirror petrified noodles	0		
2285	mirror chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	ghostly Jim Carey's sage glowstick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	jittery encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	upside-down paperclip	0		
2290	blinking really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	yellow marinated stakes	0		
2296	cyan knob butter	0		
2297	spinning vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	bouncing boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	huge fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	tumbling Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	electrified frozen candy heart	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	pressed pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	unsweetened polymerized candy heart	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	non-enhanced purple squat candy heart	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	deionized candy heart	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	colloidal candy heart	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	squat blurry cyan candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bouncing bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	twirling carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	upside-down pulsating worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	spinning Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	yellow Staff of Ed	0		
2326	teal stone rose	0		
2327	polymerized unsweetened can of paint	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 68
2328	lime green drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	skewed blinking bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	normal Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	good	
2333	narrow mirror ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	narrow cyan rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	upside-down nippy razor-sharp pipe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10
2337	reinforced beaded headband of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	snack-sized adequate blurry pudding	2	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	weak acceptable wobbly Blackfly Chardonnay	2	good	
2340	mediocre twirling & tan	3	decent	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	rotten small forest cake	2	crappy	
2343	spoiled half-sized forest ham	2	crappy	
2344	liquefied activated filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 15
2345	triple-altered alkaline adjusted blinking ghostly filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 54
2346	pressed jittery filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 56
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	shaking water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	pulsating beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	greasy thinker's fire poi	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2353	bejeweled pledge pin of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	dry magnetized henna face paint	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 38
2356	Vulcanized modified tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 27
2357	greasy Gaia beads of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2358	maroon pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	shaking clay bead	0		
2361	squat greasy fortified hippy medical kit	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2362	careful clever Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10
2363	mirror miser's gravedigger's longhaired hippy wig	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	fortified Zim Merman's guitar	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2365	upside-down Socratic C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2366	bouncing fuchsia peel hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	huge carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	horrifying shellacked flowing hippy skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	jittery bunch of bananas	0		
2373	flavorless half-sized banana	2	decent	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	big rotten banana cream pie	5	crappy	
2376	bad red banana daiquiri	3	decent	
2377	mediocre huge bungle in the jungle	4	decent	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	warmed frozen spinning banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 22
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	green class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	sharpshooter's Van der Graaf keg shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2387	huge finger of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2388	shaking sinister smooth war tongs	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +10
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	wobbly gravedigger's asbestos apron	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2391	rock-hard beaten-up Chucks	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2392	wobbly bouncing natty ascot of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2393	blue mirror chaotic sinister wreath of laurels	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	pulsating pulsating Danglin' Chad's loincloth of incineration of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	skewed tube sock of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	shaking depantsing bomb	0		
2398	auspicious energy drink IV	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2399	upside-down Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's Elmley shades	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	Jim Carey's thinker's beer bong	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25
2402	shaking gauze garter	0		
2403	blurry barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	yellow jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	spinning Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	ghostly sammich crust	0		
2413	narrow triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	shaking bounty-hunting helmet of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	jittery hale bounty-hunting rifle	0		Maximum HP: +20
2418	pulsating smelly bounty-hunting pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	super-altered upside-down purple bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 60
2420	moist quantum bouncing teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 17
2421	polymerized blinking bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 20
2422	magnetized pulsating irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 22
2423	vacuum-sealed Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 20
2424	warmed diffused corrupted cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 62
2425	cold-filtered super-quantum can of spinach	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 46
2426	corrupted corrupted bouncing shaking fire flower	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 19
2427	triple-improved freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 40
2428	corrupted wobbly fake blood	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 44
2429	cold-filtered Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 34
2430	polarized unsweetened bag of lard	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
2431	triple-cold-filtered alkaline bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 49
2432	anodized modified red twirling SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 41
2433	altered quadruple-flattened squat bouncing bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 15
2434	frozen red eyedrops	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 61
2435	quantum concentrated Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 14
2436	warmed cold-filtered modified fuchsia donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 43
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	huge scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	blurry Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	pink glowstick of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	aged Supernova Champagne	4	awesome	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	narrow bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	blue six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	pulsating empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	narrow goatskin umbrella of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2452	knitted sizzling wool hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	jittery Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	shaking foul-smelling lion tamer's belt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2455	hardy bar whip	0		Maximum HP: +50
2456	ghostly auspicious barskin buckler	0		Item Drop: +10
2457	wool whip	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2458	wizardly barskin loincloth	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	boxer's tighty whiteys	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	upside-down stiffened yak toupee	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	cyan odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	wobbly Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	rotten bite-sized blurry bowl of Bounty-Os	1	crappy	
2465	practically non-alcoholic aged bouncing Oreille Divisée brandy	1	awesome	
2466	gray pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	shaking wobbly suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	squat jittery cork	0		
2471	pulsating stardust	0		
2472	upside-down wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	personal trainer's clown wig of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	brawny clownskin belt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Clowniness: 50
2477	reassuring clownskin buckler	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 50
2478	extremely unsafe clown whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Clowniness: 50
2479	tumbling demon skin	0		
2480	clever demon-horned hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	demon buckler of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2482	lard-coated razor-sharp demon whip of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2483	zippy barskin cloak	0		Initiative: +20
2484	vibrating Fonzie's snakeskin duster	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2485	gray Usain Bolt's supercool clownskin harness	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Clowniness: 50
2486	educational demonskin jacket of dire peril	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20
2487	wobbly bouncing hipposkin poncho of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2488	ghostly rock-hard yak anorak	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2489	shaking smelly tuxedo shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2490	ghostly zippy MacGyver's gnauga hide vest	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +20
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	yellow tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	bouncing wicked Sinatra's Necrotelicomnicon	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5
2495	shaking asbestos-lined veiny Cookbook of the Damned	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
2496	spinning ruddy cool Sinful Desires	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	spinning molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	bouncing molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	purple extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	red squat beach glass bead	0		
2507	tumbling huge clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	beach glass necklace of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2509	beefy peace-sign necklace	0		Muscle: +10
2510	banded round sunglasses of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2511	maroon wobbly Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	Herculean smartaleck's spark plug earring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1
2514	experienced woven baling wire bracelets of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2515	cool gearbox necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2516	supercharged wrench bracelet of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20
2517	reassuring chain necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
2518	lime green upside-down family-friendly sawblade shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2519	bad practically non-alcoholic McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1	decent	
2520	watered-down perfectly mixed melted Jell-o shot	2	EPIC	
2521	acceptable fortified cruelty-free wine	5	good	
2522	hand-crafted thistle wine	4	EPIC	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	rotten spinning spinning cyan fish	3	crappy	
2526	bland special fish casserole	3	decent	Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 15
2527	special spoiled fish lasagna	3	crappy	Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 30
2528	yellow filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	normal gnatloaf	3	good	
2530	normal gnatloaf casserole	4	good	
2531	flavorless gnat lasagna	3	decent	
2532	pork	0		
2533	fancy miniature moldy pork chop sandwiches	2	crappy	Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 40
2534	moldy pork casserole	4	crappy	
2535	decent fancy yellow pork lasagna	4	good	Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 10
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	twirling spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	blurry beefcake's Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	spinning Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	diffused flattened lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	activated polarized squat tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	modified super-liquefied blinking jittery begpwnia	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	non-denatured alkaline upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	denatured shaking half-orchid	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	miser's dangerous tin star	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	blurry careful thinker's outrageous sombrero	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	pulsating therapeutic quilted "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	upside-down vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	huge distilled seal blood	0		
2555	skewed high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	blue mansplainer's rosy-cheeked strapping Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	huge Squeezebox of the Ages of Gandalf of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	wobbly banded Chelonian Morningstar of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	greasy shellacked Hammer of Smiting	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	jittery scorching banded 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	Tesla forbidden arcane researcher's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	upside-down bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	maroon can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	flattened ant agonist	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 52
2570	upside-down ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	twirling ghostly ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	shaking ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	jittery ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	tumbling ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	resourceful cactus quill of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
2578	smooth beefy Staff of the Short Order Cook of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -15
2579	big bland bouncing cactus fruit	5	decent	
2580	personal trainer's experienced scorpion whip	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	snack-sized rotten centipede eggs	2	crappy	
2584	teal frightening wonderwall shield	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2585	up-at-dawn Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Adventures: +5
2586	pulsating scorching General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Hot Damage: +25
2587	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2588	skewed Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2589	decent twirling hot date	3	good	
2590	lousy practically non-alcoholic blurry distilled fortified wine	1	decent	
2591	snack-sized toothsome tasty tart	2	awesome	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	half-sized stale Knob pasty	2	decent	
2594	smooth weak thermos full of Knob coffee	2	awesome	
2595	energized blurry Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 24
2596	pulsating leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	blurry leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	twirling carbonated water lily	0		
2601	grievous Fonzie's Staff of the Midnight Snack of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2602	zippy vibrating Staff of Blood and Pudding of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	Herculean Tuesday's ruby	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	tumbling lion tamer's palm-frond whip	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	bouncing up-at-dawn crafty palm-frond capris	0		Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	supercool extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	twirling greasy palm-frond cloak	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	fuchsia mojo filter	0		
2615	toothsome gray savoy truffle	4	awesome	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	tumbling boom	0		
2618	spinning Oprah's Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2619	huge jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	rotten massive unidentified jerky	9	crappy	
2621	cyan manspreader's nasty rat mask of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	ratskin belt of the pedagogue of bravery	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2623	shaking upside-down hale rattail whip of horror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2624	shaking supercool bat hat of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	shaking dance instructor's bat whip of horror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2626	shaking resourceful bat-ass jacket of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +60
2627	rosewater-soaked flame-wreathed catskin cap	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's catskin buckler	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
2629	MacGyver's Herculean tail o' nine cats	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +100
2630	spinning Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	quantum gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 37
2632	irradiated extra-quantum improved mother's helper	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 39
2633	purple greedy smelly pat-a-cake pendant	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	mummy mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	executive inspector's gauze shorts	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	wool hardy greaves	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	double-paned frosty cowboy hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	Van der Graaf Maxwell's Silver Hammer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2643	mirror happiness of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2644	wobbly feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	yellow fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2650	narrow bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	stale huge S.T.L.T.	9	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	rotten miniature honey-dew	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	hand-crafted shaking Xanadian	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	super-cold-filtered bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	stanky Tesla Drowsy Sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2657	bland escargotsicle	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	tolerable watered-down bottle of realpagne	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	stiffened albatross necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	distilled not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	weak bad flask of Amontillado	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	twirling smooth ball mask	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	Jack Frost's Can-Can skirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	denatured sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	triple-oxidized purple bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	double-warmed anodized ghostly bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	liquefied electrified yellow spiky collar	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	vaporized blinking can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	denatured pulsating patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	mixed blurry Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	perfectly mixed narrow shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	teal skewed library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	ghostly Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	alkaline double-wet dry olive bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	modified skewed pulsating handful of moss	1		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15
2676	diluted bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	boiled protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	tarnished sparkler	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 37
2680	extra-flattened spinning snake	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 36, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	boiled jittery M-242	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 47
2682	upside-down detuned radio	0		
2683	huge Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	squat rosy-cheeked armgun of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3
2685	upside-down seashell necklace	0		
2686	yellow commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	red hale Newton's dreadlock whip of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20
2689	chaotic sage beer-a-pult	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2690	blue lightning-fast beefcake's cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +40
2691	super-sized rotten blurry handful of nuts and berries	5	crappy	
2692	olive lion tamer's chaotic driftwood sculpture	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
2693	upside-down pulsating ribald sharpshooter's massive sitar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
2694	ribald stone baseball cap of Tarzan of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	aged cup of beer	4	awesome	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	zippy duct tape shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20
2700	blurry green scandalous duct tape fedora of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	vibrating duct tape sword of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2702	smartaleck's duct tape dockers of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	upside-down reassuring duct tape buckler	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	fortified wizardly blackberry slippers of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2706	blinking Jeselnik's stanky flame-wreathed blackberry moccasins	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2707	Newton's smooth blackberry combat boots of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2708	colloidal funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 35
2709	shaking exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	modified activated huge narrow facepaint	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 18
2712	electrified denatured sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 39
2713	frozen triple-irradiated Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 57
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	twirling family-friendly rosy-cheeked baleful battered hubcap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2717	blurry gray gravedigger's quilted padded hood ornament	0		Damage Absorption: 60, Spooky Damage: +10
2718	blue spare kidney	0		
2719	scandalous arcane researcher's hand-carved bokken of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
2720	frightening chaotic weightlifter's hand-carved bow	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
2721	beefy hand-carved staff of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +60
2722	therapeutic banded extremely unsafe smooth Staff of the Greasefire	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2723	bouncing greasy Oprah's Staff of the Grand Flambé of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2724	massive normal ghostly bowl of rye sprouts	7	good	
2725	rotten cob of corn	3	crappy	
2726	moldy jittery juniper berries	3	crappy	
2727	adequate snack-sized plum	2	good	
2728	rotten immense squat pear	10	crappy	
2729	small rotten yellow peach	2	crappy	
2730	artisanal plum wine	3	EPIC	
2731	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic shot of pear schnapps	1	EPIC	
2732	drinkable special shaking shot of peach schnapps	3	good	Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 25
2733	bland huge bunch of square grapes	4	decent	
2734	spoiled brown sugar cane	3	crappy	
2735	decent tiny sandwich of the gods	1	good	
2736	hand-crafted high-proof spinning Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	7	EPIC	
2737	boiled leopard-print barbell	1	good	
2738	jittery pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	colloidal panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 23
2740	auspicious foul-smelling banded Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
2741	hand-crafted boilermaker	3	EPIC	
2742	diet spoiled steel lasagna	1	quest	
2743	triple-distilled smooth huge narrow steel margarita	6	quest	
2744	mixed steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 10
2745	Vulcanized gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 66
2746	unsweetened bouncing extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 14
2747	blurry chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	mirror wizardly furniture dolly	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
2749	up-at-dawn zippy avaricious Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +5
2750	brawny Uranium Omega of Temperance of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2751	Da Vinci's Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2752	grievous Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2753	ghostly MacGyver's Zinc Delta of Tranquility of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2754	weightlifter's Nickel Gamma of Frugality of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
2755	fireproof Oprah's Iron Beta of Industry	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2756	jittery narrow mansplainer's Copper Alpha of Sincerity of incineration	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2757	lightning-fast rosy-cheeked Red Balloon of Valor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2758	flame-wreathed rock-hard Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2759	ghostly mansplainer's Blue Diamond of Honesty of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2760	reassuring MacGyver's Green Clover of Justice	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2761	cyan banded Yellow Moon of Compassion of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2762	fuchsia hardy extremely unsafe Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
2763	squat Temple Grandin's Tesla Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2764	experienced Order of the Silver Wossname of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2765	teal huge Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	tasty Crimbo pie	4	awesome	
2768	flavorless upside-down pear tart	4	decent	
2769	yummy peach pie	4	awesome	
2770	pickled cyan chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 23
2771	modified magnetized upside-down handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 12
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	ghostly huge glacial sapphire	0		
2774	upside-down unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	ghostly scorching filigreed hamethyst earring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25
2778	chaotic Annie Oakley's brainy filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2779	mirror lime green sharpshooter's stiffened grievous filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2780	careful Jim Carey's baconstone earring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: 15, Single Equip
2781	spinning up-at-dawn family-friendly baconstone necklace	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2782	bouncing flame-retardant wizardly baconstone ring of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2783	thinker's pulled porquoise earring of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2784	Usain Bolt's Da Vinci's pulled porquoise pendant	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2785	hardy fortified pulled porquoise ring of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2786	skewed Usain Bolt's beefy Earring of Fire	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2787	blinking supercool Pendant of Fire of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2788	flame-retardant scorching Ring of Fire	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2789	Ice-Cold Beerring of the sewer of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2790	tumbling scorching Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2791	lion tamer's Oprah's Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2792	family-friendly careful Unspeakable Earring	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2793	thinker's Choker of the Ultragoth of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 30, Single Equip
2794	shaking executive hardy The Ring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2795	pulsating Nose Ring of Putrescence of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2796	Jeselnik's Jack Frost's Putrid Pendant	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2797	squat Oprah's energetic Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70, Single Equip
2798	cool Mudflap-Girl Earring of the brazier	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2799	up-at-dawn Annie Oakley's Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2800	Annie Oakley's Mudflap-Girl Ring of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	wet altered vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 59
2805	corrupted polymerized mirror vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 21
2806	ionized spinning purple vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 59
2807	electrified spinning flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 39
2808	altered teal jittery flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 51
2809	non-warmed flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 35
2810	diffused polarized blurry huge jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 21
2811	oxidized colloidal twirling jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 59
2812	aerosolized activated jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 39
2813	lard-coated Beret of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	spinning smartaleck's Bludgeon of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Food Drop: +100, Brimstone
2815	inspector's fortified Bunker of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +15, Brimstone
2816	ghostly asbestos-lined friendly padded Boxers	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	teal Van der Graaf baleful Brooch of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	flame-retardant Bracelet of temperance of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	olive sizzling Grimacite gasmask of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	greedy Grimacite gat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	savvy Grimacite gaiters of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	Rosewater's Grimacite gauntlets of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	squat executive sage Grimacite go-go boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	auspicious Newton's Grimacite girdle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	maroon skewed Sinatra's Grimacite gown	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	jittery foul-smelling Staff of the Kitchen Floor of the brute of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10
2827	twirling anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	twirling mirror digital key lime	0		
2831	twirling star key lime	0		
2832	normal tiny digital key lime pie	1	good	
2833	spoiled super-sized maroon star key lime pie	5	crappy	
2834	steel-toed Newton's bottle-rocket crossbow of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	stylish indie comic hipster glasses	0		Moxie: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	teal twirling forbidden beefy glowstick	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	Periodical Paintbrush of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only
2840	perfectly mixed bottle of cooking sherry	3	EPIC	
2841	rotten spinning ghostly packet of ketchup	4	crappy	
2842	tolerable practically non-alcoholic accidental cider	1	good	
2843	normal dire fudgesicle	3	good	
2844	spinning purple scorching navel ring of navel gazing of the wise owl of the businessman of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	cyan plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	twirling savvy Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	ghostly shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	artisanal blinking moonberry wine cooler	3	EPIC	
2851	flavorless shaking fine aged cheddarwurst	3	decent	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	asbestos-lined huge mosquito proboscis of the boozehound	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100
2856	enhanced olive jittery swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 32
2857	triple-concentrated adjusted seegar butt	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 57
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	chilly slick witch wart	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +5
2860	stale swamp muck	4	decent	
2861	squat ruddy extremely unsafe leechknife of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	anodized diffused huge pulsating dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 49
2864	twirling stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	cyan lightning-fast therapeutic beaver spear	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2866	blue quilted shamanic beads of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +100
2867	double-paned greasy dilapidated wizard hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	colloidal tumbling upside-down pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 16
2869	liquefied shaking pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 28
2870	nitrogenated pressed pirate tract	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 60
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	teal squat nippy plastic Naughty Sorceress of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +10
2873	MacGyver's plastic Ed the Undying of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100
2874	inspector's plastic Lord Spookyraven of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15
2875	tumbling blurry thinker's plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Mysticality: +10
2876	aromatic plastic protector spectre	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2877	skewed lightning-fast plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Initiative: +40
2878	blinking supercool plastic Boss Bat	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2879	fireproof plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2880	nasty plastic Bonerdagon	0		Stench Damage: +5
2881	wholesome plastic The Man	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2882	narrow lime green zippy plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Initiative: +20
2883	miser's plastic Felonia	0		Meat Drop: +10
2884	ruddy plastic Beelzebozo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2885	dance instructor's plastic conservationist hippy	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2886	plastic 7-foot dwarf of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2887	spinning quilted plastic angry bugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2888	resourceful plastic anime smiley	0		Maximum MP: +50
2889	huge olive hale plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Maximum HP: +20
2890	plastic astronomer of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2891	tumbling personal trainer's plastic beanbat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2892	Sinatra's plastic blooper	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2893	smartaleck's plastic brainsweeper	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2894	manspreader's plastic briefcase bat	0		Monster Level: +10
2895	squat plastic demoninja of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2896	energetic plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2897	wool plastic drunk goat	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2898	censurious plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2899	lightning-fast plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Initiative: +40
2900	squat resourceful plastic handsome mariachi	0		Maximum MP: +50
2901	plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2902	lightning-fast plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Initiative: +40
2903	plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2904	blurry dangerous plastic Knott Yeti	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2905	Sherlock's plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Item Drop: +25
2906	therapeutic plastic lobsterfrogman	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2907	squat inspector's plastic ninja snowman	0		Item Drop: +15
2908	fortified plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2909	upside-down stylish plastic G Imp	0		Moxie: +25
2910	plastic goth of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2911	blurry plastic cubist bull of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2912	huge wholesome plastic scary clown	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2913	blinking Lo Pan's plastic smarmy pirate	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2914	padded plastic spiny skelelton	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2915	scorching plastic Spam Witch	0		Hot Damage: +25
2916	plastic vampire of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2917	smelly plastic taco cat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2918	wobbly ghostly baleful plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Spell Damage: +25
2919	gray hardened plastic warwelf	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2920	deadly plastic whitesnake	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2921	jittery plastic XXX pr0n of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2922	blinking brawny plastic zmobie	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2923	spinning narrow yellow resourceful plastic Protagonist	0		Maximum MP: +50
2924	twirling plastic Spunky Princess of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2925	blinking plastic topiary golem of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2926	flame-retardant plastic senile lihc	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2927	perfumed plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2928	slick plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Moxie: +10
2929	manspreader's plastic Trouser Snake	0		Monster Level: +10
2930	plastic Axe Wound of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2931	smartaleck's plastic Hellion	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2932	plastic Black Knight	0		Item Drop: +5
2933	groovy plastic pair of tweezers	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2934	shaking wicked plastic fruit golem	0		Spell Damage: +5
2935	scorching plastic fluffy bunny	0		Hot Damage: +25
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	ghostly siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	spoiled Surprise Egg	4	crappy	
2941	enhanced pickled Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 20
2942	altered double-aerosolized chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 44
2943	ionized Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 16
2945	maroon fireproof party hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	fuchsia auspicious arcane researcher's V for Vivala mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	twirling pulsating The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	weak aged shot of rotgut	2	awesome	
2949	cold-filtered magnetized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 45
2950	upside-down Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	yellow blinking asbestos-lined glowstick of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	blurry charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	skewed Van der Graaf tip jar	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2955	small adequate yam candy	2	good	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	blurry rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	spoiled huge tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4	crappy	
2959	hardy rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +50
2960	spoiled diet single-serving herbal stuffing	1	crappy	
2961	stale packet of tofurkey gravy	3	decent	
2962	gigantic decent green tofurkey nugget	9	good	
2963	tumbling rigging shampoo	0		
2964	yellow ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	squat Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	adjusted frozen denatured tumbling Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 56
2968	galvanized shaking Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 65
2969	flavorless special creamsicle	3	decent	Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 45
2970	practically non-alcoholic mediocre shaking cream stout	1	decent	
2971	huge inspector's curative curmudgel	0		Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	yellow avaricious grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	Van der Graaf studded tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2976	enchanted hand-crafted bouncing bilge wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 5
2977	witty rapier of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2978	jittery fireproof Jim Carey's yohohoyo	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
2979	polarized quadruple-dry flattened fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 32
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	narrow nasty booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	pulsating copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	lard-coated copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2986	shaking tongue charrrm	0		
2987	studded tongue charrrm bracelet of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2988	green bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	clingfilm trousers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	jittery grievous slick clingfilm cap	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	blinking hale clingfilm slippers	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	miniature adequate special vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2	good	Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 50
2994	pressed triple-modified cyan true grit	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 43
2995	spinning gravedigger's resourceful wicked buoybottoms	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	lion tamer's grungy flannel shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2997	shaking fuchsia blinking experienced grungy bandana of the empath	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	jittery flame-retardant grassy cutlass	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2999	tumbling Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	pegleg of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
3002	lamé pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	enormous hoop earring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3004	narrow twirling hardened stiffened costume sword	0		Damage Reduction: 4
3005	ghostly blinking rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	stanky educational rainbow pearl earring	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	olive savvy weightlifter's rainbow pearl necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	pulsating extremely unsafe brawny rainbow pearl ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	skewed steel-toed Idol of Ak'gyxoth of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9
3010	yellow Annie Oakley's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	mirror mirror simple key	0		
3014	green ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	tumbling foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	upside-down all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	upside-down stone pyramid	0		
3025	smooth corpse on the beach	3	awesome	
3026	aged corpsetini	3	awesome	
3027	drinkable weak corpsedriver	2	good	
3028	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Corpse Island iced tea	1	good	
3029	artisanal red-headed corpse	3	EPIC	
3030	delicious yellow kamicorpse-ee	3	awesome	
3031	artisanal narrow corpsel	3	EPIC	
3032	lousy corpsebite	3	decent	
3033	skewed friendly pirate fledges	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	huge rotten pearl onion	9	crappy	
3036	stale sea biscuit	3	decent	
3037	drinkable weak blurry bottle of rum	2	good	
3038	mediocre bottle of black-label rum	4	decent	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	teal twirling joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	narrow lime green metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	massive normal squat nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	9	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	spoiled miniature nanite-infested candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	spoiled nanite-infested fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	aged watered-down nanite-infested eggnog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	squat El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	pulsating lime green eyepatch of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	slick cutlass	0		Moxie: +10
3052	Fonzie's breeches	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	denatured activated galvanized spinning candy heart	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	quadruple-pressed vacuum-sealed cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	strapping metallic foil cat ears	0		Muscle: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	skewed nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	ghostly toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	occult cyborg doll	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	pulsating buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	healthy toy maglev monorail	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	twirling toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	purple laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	purple carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	gray General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	blinking tumbling hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	spinning kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	skewed teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	smelly marionette collective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	spinning gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	bouncing blinking lard-coated borg sock monkey	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	coward's extremely unsafe roboduck-on-a-string	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	olive squat mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	forbidden brawny biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	resourceful baleful C.B.F.G.	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	Sherlock's chaotic biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	alkaline mirror vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	quilted handmade hobby horse	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	spinning bouncing ball-in-a-cup of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	set of jacks of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	moldy miniature blinking laser-broiled pear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	narrow deadly Sinatra's polyalloy shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	Tesla vibrating cyborg knife	0		Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	immense cyborg hand of the storm of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	scandalous wicked Rosewater's cyborg stompin' boot	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	pulsating overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	shaking Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	mirror Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	purple Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	tumbling Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	skewed Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	bouncing divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	ghostly fuchsia divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	twirling divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	liquefied pressed boiled jittery fruitfilm	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 61
3125	ionized boiled mirror piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 60
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	squat marshmallow	0		
3129	spoiled mirror ghostly roasted marshmallow	3	crappy	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	rotten diet tin cup of mulligan stew	1	crappy	
3132	olive healthy flamin' bindle of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
3133	mirror steel-toed sinister freezin' bindle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9
3134	blurry Jeselnik's stinkin' bindle of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
3135	twirling frosty Rosewater's bindle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3136	twirling shaking Tesla energetic sleazy bindle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3137	stiffened 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3138	narrow Hodgman's whackin' stick of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3139	upside-down pulsating nasty steel-toed Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +5
3140	jittery soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	up-at-dawn panhandle panhandling hat	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	chaotic cup of infinite pencils	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1
3143	Annie Oakley's energetic Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3144	blue a torn paper strip	0		
3145	teal El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	narrow El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	pulsating red El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	upside-down El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	mirror El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	squat sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	double-corrupted mirror ghostly warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 44
3160	magnetized nitrogenated narrow humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 29
3161	wet oxidized El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 42
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	cyan augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	super-energized wet seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 51
3169	flavorless small turtle soup	2	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	ghostly Fonzie's evil paper umbrella	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
3173	oxidized ionized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 67
3174	fancy gigantic decent evil boring spaghetti	9	good	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 15
3175	big flavorless evil noodles	5	decent	
3176	adequate evil noodles	3	good	
3177	normal evil painful penne pasta	3	good	
3178	spoiled 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	4	crappy	
3179	decent wobbly evil ravioli della hippy	3	good	
3180	rotten bite-sized evil noodles	1	crappy	
3181	activated super-modified evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 51
3182	flattened evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 39
3183	flattened flattened tumbling evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 66
3184	denatured activated evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 50
3185	denatured unsweetened blinking evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 32
3186	extra-energized moist evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 40
3187	pickled evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31
3188	tolerable high-proof wobbly spinning an evil sump'm sump'm	6	good	
3189	lousy evil ducha de oro	3	decent	
3190	mediocre fancy evil horizontal tango	3	decent	Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 20
3191	lousy evil roll in the hay	4	decent	
3192	spinning naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	pulsating origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	blinking sinister origami pasties	0		Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	Jeselnik's nasty hardy origami riding crop	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	wobbly lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	cyan skewed ghostly thick padded envelope	0		
3202	huge nippy lion tamer's therapeutic KoL Con IV Pole	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	blinking dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	maroon small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	green unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	red dwarvish document	0		
3213	cyan dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	jittery overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	twirling Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	wobbly lard-coated hardened glowstick	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	twirling sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	pulsating hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	spinning gator skin	0		
3222	ghostly narrow wool gatorskin umbrella	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
3223	jittery sewer nuggets	0		
3224	skewed sewer wad	0		
3225	acceptable bottle of sewage schnapps	3	good	
3226	lousy bottle of Ooze-O	3	decent	
3227	decent C.H.U.M. chum	3	good	
3228	normal mirror unfortunate dumplings	4	good	
3229	huge decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	magnetized blurry oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 44
3231	wobbly tattered paper crown of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	snack-sized rotten vanilla-frosted king cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	lime green skewed water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	upside-down Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	fuchsia Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	educational beefcake's Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	Jack Frost's medical-grade Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	personal trainer's Sinatra's brawny Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	blinking therapeutic pink plastic baby	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	tumbling sausage	0		
3251	shaking upside-down Frosty's silk hat of James Dean of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	blinking dog trainer's slick Frosty's carrot	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	cyan huge frightening Frosty's nailbat of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	nippy Oscus's pelt of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	tumbling MacGyver's quilted Wand of Oscus of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	greedy therapeutic Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	extremely unsafe Zombo's skullcap of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	up-at-dawn Sherlock's careful Zombo's shield	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	upside-down lion tamer's supercool Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	scorching coward's brawny Chester's moustache	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	vibrating Chester's bag of candy of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	savvy boxer's Chester's cutoffs	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	skewed Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	pulsating bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	super-ionized fuchsia handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 67
3269	flattened activated mirror teal lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 65
3270	magnetized handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 34
3271	groovy crotchety pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	Saccharine Maple pendant of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	willowy bonnet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	savvy studded belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	gray personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	cyan shaking frosty stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	flavorless half-sized salad	2	decent	
3284	deadly smooth C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5
3285	horrifying C.H.U.M. knife	0		Spooky Damage: +25
3286	Da Vinci's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shaking shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	huge abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	red blinking adorable seal larva	0		
3293	gray untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	red friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	gray unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	ghostly smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	maroon farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	purple jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	mirror Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	upside-down Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	blinking Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	bouncing The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	Socratic sealskin drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	baleful washboard shield	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	spaghetti-box banjo of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	mirror blue mirror careful marinara jug	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	skewed narrow makeshift castanets of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	personal trainer's left-handed melodica	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	distilled epic wad	1	decent	
3317	ribald bottlecap	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3318	frightening corncob pipe	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
3319	tumbling avaricious Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
3320	mirror shaking frayed rope belt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3321	wobbly packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	upside-down Lo Pan's smartaleck's mayfly bait necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	weak hand-crafted skewed jar of fermented pickle juice	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3326	diluted red voodoo snuff	1	awesome	Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
3327	toothsome extra-greasy slider	3	awesome	
3328	twirling educational crumpled felt fedora of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	squat horrifying battered top-hat of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	maroon Lo Pan's wicked shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	lime green arcane researcher's experienced mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	shaking squat sharpshooter's supercool hobo dungarees	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	Usain Bolt's patched suit-pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	mirror dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	upside-down careful Tesla dead guy's memento	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	small adequate banquet	2	good	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	upside-down hobo monkey	0		
3343	wobbly bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	narrow red bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	olive comfy coffin	0		
3348	huge blurry mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	distilled artisanal jittery Ralph IX cognac	5	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	narrow zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	galvanized super-nitrogenated polarized mirror llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	spoiled super-sized banana-frosted king cake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	Usain Bolt's brown plastic baby	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	bouncing plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	yellow shaking stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	blue tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	toothsome wobbly mole molé	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	high-proof acceptable mirror Morlock's Mark Bourbon	10	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	irradiated deionized ghostly narrow Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	moist altered jittery digital underground potion	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	modified glimmering roc feather	1	awesome	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	denatured blurry glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	vaporized glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	dried blinking glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	vaporized glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	altered shaking bouncing glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	spinning house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	spinning The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	teal Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	upside-down pulsating Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	fireproof Jim Carey's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
3381	Ol' Scratch's stove door of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Thorns: 1
3382	flame-wreathed smartaleck's cool Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3383	wobbly spinning Oprah's slick Chester's sunglasses	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
3384	supercool Chester's muscle shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3385	toasty beefcake's Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
3386	huge supercharged Zombo's shoulder blade of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60
3387	Zombo's skull ring of the cougar of terror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	olive ruddy extremely unsafe Frosty's arm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40
3390	sizzling dog trainer's beefcake's Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10
3391	skewed Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	Oscus's garbage can lid of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	hardy forbidden Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	rock-hard Herculean Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	twirling Tesla resourceful Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	blue huge hardy Hodgman's bow tie of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3398	drinkable huge Hodgman's blanket	4	good	
3399	bad watered-down jar of squeeze	2	decent	
3400	spoiled bowl of fishysoisse	4	crappy	
3401	extra-corrupted deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 16
3402	irradiated extra-electrified narrow concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 13
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	huge sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked deck of lewd playing cards of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3405	double-paned Hodgman's sock	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3406	purple squat narrow Hodgman's varcolac paw of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
3407	censurious Hodgman's almanac	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3408	red savvy Hodgman's harmonica	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3409	huge wizardly Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Mysticality: +25
3410	bouncing Hodgman's detector of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
3411	zippy Hodgman's cane	0		Initiative: +20
3412	tumbling Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	blinking Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	squat Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	skewed ghostly hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	huge box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	electrified enhanced sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 39
3423	frozen frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 21
3424	super-activated olive fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 16
3425	colloidal wobbly garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 19
3426	colloidal diffused pulsating strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 38
3427	skewed roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	Vulcanized double-liquefied wobbly Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 18
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	upside-down cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	tumbling fuchsia spice melange	0		
3434	blurry rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	energetic baleful stirring stick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3436	manspreader's hale smooth Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +10
3437	teal blurry perfumed reassuring therapeutic Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3438	arcane researcher's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of vim and vigor of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20
3439	blinking Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	dried bouncing prismatic wad	1	good	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	tumbling asbestos-lined club of the five seasons	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	bouncing rainbow crossbow of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	huge kitten	0		
3444	shaking hale webbed comic mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	huge teal groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	arcane researcher's six-rainbow shield of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	mirror cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	squat cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	upside-down cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	trusty torch of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	wicked Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
3458	oxidized STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 54
3459	weak acceptable white-label gin	2	good	
3460	rotten half-sized tin rations	2	crappy	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic upside-down bottle of sake	1	EPIC	
3464	fireproof round pebble	0		Hot Resistance: +3
3465	stale squat Bash-Ōs cereal	3	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	wool therapeutic ruddy haiku katana	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	yellow bargain flash powder	0		
3468	red hardy plastic baby	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	miniature spoiled pulsating blueberry-frosted king cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	tumbling bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	beefy Seasonal Beret of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	upside-down Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	altered quantum maroon cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 61
3475	liquefied tumbling blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 24
3476	polymerized plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 11
3477	wet modified pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 14
3478	extra-adjusted peach lozenge	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 69
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	upside-down passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	super-unsweetened glittery mascara	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 54
3486	shaking dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	mirror twirling pristine fish scale	0		
3489	rotten beefy fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	yummy glistening fish meat	3	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	spoiled slick fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	boxer's fish scimitar of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25
3493	friendly slick fish stick	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
3494	twirling olive miser's manspreader's fish bazooka	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +10
3495	flattened super-modified lime green sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 18
3496	diffused bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 66
3497	fortified tolerable bottle of Pete's Sake	5	good	
3498	narrow invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	twirling witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	bland gigantic canapés	9	decent	
3502	distilled thermos of brew	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	artisanal glass of brandy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	squat French slippers	0		
3505	maroon jittery wobbly LWA ring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	skewed ruddy scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	upside-down scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	yellow wobbly wobbly scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	teal scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	upside-down scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	tumbling experienced Rosewater's ganger bandana	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	fuchsia eel skin	0		
3517	Jack Frost's eelskin hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	dog trainer's eelskin pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	twirling Usain Bolt's eelskin shield	0		Initiative: +80, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	tumbling shark tooth	0		
3521	energetic arcane researcher's shark tooth necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3522	squat therapeutic hardened shark jumper	0		Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3523	improved shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 14
3524	altered eel battery	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 61
3525	triple-modified altered mirror temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 23
3526	banded scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	ghostly mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	pulsating plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	spinning veiny depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	forbidden depleted Grimacite gravy boat of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	asbestos-lined chaotic depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	shaking Usain Bolt's horrifying depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	stiffened grievous depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	tumbling frightening thinker's depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	maroon Jeselnik's razor-sharp depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	ribald arcane researcher's KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	Oprah's propeller beanie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	narrow blue greasy curative straw hat of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	rosy-cheeked occult razor-sharp octopus's spade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30
3553	purple soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	snack-sized flavorless pulsating sea carrot	2	decent	
3556	flavorless jumbo sea cucumber	5	decent	
3557	bland tumbling sea avocado	3	decent	
3558	normal gigantic sea lychee	6	good	
3559	stale spinning sea tangelo	4	decent	
3560	normal enchanted jumbo spinning sea honeydew	5	good	Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 10
3561	magnetized quadruple-concentrated spinning pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 56
3562	ionized dry pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 36
3563	vacuum-sealed anodized cyan pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 53
3564	practically non-alcoholic lousy berry-infused sake	1	decent	
3565	fancy delicious practically non-alcoholic citrus-infused sake	1	awesome	Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 40
3566	hand-crafted melon-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	tumbling green Jim Carey's deadly strapping sponge helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	wool sinister spongy shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
3570	bouncing auspicious steel-toed square sponge pants of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	teal slimy chest	0		
3575	yellow sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	maroon bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	rotten spinning rice	4	crappy	
3584	half-sized flavorless wobbly irradiated candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	stale blinking gingerbread mutant bugbear	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	fortified artisanal oozenog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	non-dry energized gray narrow sugar plum	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	flattened jittery sugar banana	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	electrified sugar lime	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	liquefied sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	Mer-kin hookspear of the blizzard of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	wobbly Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	alkaline ghostly Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 53
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	pulsating imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	flame-retardant occult strapping moist sailor's cap	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	wicked razor-sharp speargun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +5
3601	chaotic compass	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	jittery porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	wobbly bubblin' stone	0		
3606	green forbidden supercool diving helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	twirling knitted nasty aerated diving helmet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	bouncing blue das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	flattened skewed sea grease	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 63
3612	spinning sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	narrow rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	twirling pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	adjusted blurry unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	shaking The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	skewed gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	ghostly chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	horrifying parasitic claw	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	green spinning parasitic tentacles of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	Jack Frost's parasitic headgnawer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	blinking lard-coated parasitic strangleworm	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	yellow narrow pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	modified pulsating shaking Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	narrow flame-retardant curative elven socks	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	friendly rosy-cheeked elven gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	gray razor-sharp dance instructor's festive holiday hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	reassuring patent shoes of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	teal arcane researcher's gray bow tie of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	penguin thesaurus of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	huge normal blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	10	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	blurry jamfish jam	0		
3642	cyan jittery dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	therapeutic depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	enchanted bad canteen of wine	3	decent	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	delicious low-calorie elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	gray magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	stale toast with jam	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	weak perfectly mixed elven moonshine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	normal shaking knuckle sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	reassuring psycho sweater of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	wobbly fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	boxer's plastic Mob Penguin	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	blurry plastic mutant elf of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	razor-sharp plastic fat stack of cash	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	upside-down spinning wool plastic strand of DNA	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	dog trainer's plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	gray dance instructor's Putty mitre	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	twirling lightning-fast resourceful Putty leotard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	brawny Putty ball	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	flame-retardant careful Putty snake of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	dog trainer's glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	blinking sharpshooter's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	sinister glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	stale can of franks 'n' beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	perfectly mixed weak bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	spinning Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	fortified diving muff	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
3678	hand-crafted high-proof salinated mint julep	6	EPIC	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	pulsating bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	skewed map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	miniature moldy tempura carrot	2	crappy	
3685	yummy tempura cucumber	3	awesome	
3686	normal half-sized tempura avocado	2	good	
3687	flavorless sea broccoli	3	decent	
3688	flavorless gigantic sea cauliflower	8	decent	
3689	adequate special tempura broccoli	3	good	Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 30
3690	stale tempura cauliflower	4	decent	
3691	jumbo flavorless sea blueberry	5	decent	
3692	decent ghostly sea persimmon	3	good	
3693	flattened pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
3694	double-frozen vacuum-sealed fuchsia pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 27
3695	extremely unsafe Mer-kin digpick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3696	shaking anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	twirling olive high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	squat gray vinyl ore	0		
3701	narrow map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	yellow valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	toasty velcro broadsword of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3706	flame-retardant rock-hard velcro paddle ball of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +1
3707	Lo Pan's forbidden velcro shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3708	mirror forbidden personal trainer's velcro boots of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3709	lime green bouncing forbidden non-stick pugil stick of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25
3710	blinking fortified deadly strapping teflon spatula	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60
3711	padded stylish teflon shield of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
3712	Jim Carey's brainy teflon swim fins of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: 10, Single Equip
3713	lime green wool Herculean 7-inch discus	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +1
3714	jittery aromatic Jim Carey's PVC staff of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
3715	yellow flame-retardant studded vinyl shield of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
3716	veiny vinyl boots of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	huge lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	bouncing tarnished rod	0		
3724	skewed bouncing brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	maroon blurry twirling Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	razor-sharp glass gnoll eye	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3732	denatured double-modified cigar butt	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 18
3733	hardened padded manly bloomers	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	clever handwarmer of courage	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3737	veiny lighter of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +100
3738	flavorless packet of beer nuts	3	decent	
3739	upside-down Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	dry alkaline jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 26
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	shaking software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	red narrow mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	energized green concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 14
3750	vampire pearl earring	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
3751	rotten fancy purple chocolate chip brownies	3	crappy	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 45
3753	ghostly Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	electrified love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	energized green love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	dry love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	Vulcanized alkaline love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	ionized narrow love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	anodized love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	dry breath mint	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 38
3761	forbidden vampire pearl ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3762	Temple Grandin's vampire pearl necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
3763	hand-crafted weak slug of vodka	2	EPIC	
3764	acceptable weak slug of rum	2	good	
3765	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic slug of shochu	1	EPIC	
3766	acceptable practically non-alcoholic screwdiver	1	good	
3767	mediocre extra-dry dew yoana lei	5	decent	
3768	delicious enchanted lychee chuhai	4	awesome	Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 5
3769	extra-dry tolerable salacious screwdiver	5	good	
3770	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic dew yoana salacious lei	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3771	aged watered-down salacious lychee chuhai	2	awesome	
3772	lousy huge Alewife&trade; Ale	3	decent	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	jittery map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	jittery yellow brawny slick pink pinkslip slip	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	flame-retardant sea salt scrubs of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
3778	miser's careful boxer's amber aviator shades	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
3779	vacuum-sealed blue hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 50
3780	ghostly jittery greedy Tesla nurse's hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	twirling teal blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	dehydrated lime green bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	mixed ghostly spinning bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 35
3784	ghostly paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	skewed smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	cyan huge tumbling wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	narrow aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	ghostly crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	foul-smelling Socratic Mer-kin roundshield of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
3804	bouncing toasty Mer-kin breastplate of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5
3805	frightening Mer-kin sneakmask of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	gray Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	anodized cyan Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 63
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	mirror Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	half-sized decent pulsating chocolate-frosted king cake	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	deadly plastic baby	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	maroon midget clownfish	0		
3816	lime green half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	snack-sized toothsome shaking jittery sea radish	2	awesome	
3818	twirling purple wool dog trainer's banded halibut	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +1
3819	narrow eel sauce	0		
3820	water-polo mitt of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
3821	super-cold-filtered aerosolized syringe	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 48
3822	narrow wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	modified pickled wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 16
3824	bouncing Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	gray plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	flavorless super-sized tempura radish	5	decent	
3830	maroon Jim Carey's water-polo cap	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	lousy blinking Typical Tavern swill	4	decent	
3832	weak hand-crafted shaking tropical swill	2	EPIC	
3833	tolerable fruity girl swill	3	good	
3834	tolerable irresponsibly strong blended swill	10	good	
3835	green costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	horrifying Herculean savvy Elvish sunglasses of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	anniversary safety glass vest of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
3838	Da Vinci's anniversary burlap belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
3839	mirror flame-retardant anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3840	tumbling gray huge anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	extremely unsafe anniversary pewter cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3842	beefcake's out-of-tune biwa	0		Muscle: +25
3843	dented harmonica of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3844	mirror Jeselnik's mansplainer's magic whistle	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25
3845	plastic blowgun of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3846	dance instructor's arcane researcher's educational jungle drum	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3847	Temple Grandin's hippy bongo	0		Familiar Weight: +7
3848	censurious knob bugle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3849	skewed scandalous personal trainer's 4-dimensional guitar	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
3850	fortified boxing glove	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3851	ruddy thinker's boxing glove on a spring of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +100
3852	strapping half-sized guitar of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3853	cool bass drum of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25
3854	MacGyver's pixel boomerang	0		Maximum MP: +100
3855	coward's fortified Fonzie's world's smallest violin	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -20
3856	wobbly quilted ocarina of space of dire peril of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3857	twirling a butt tuba of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3858	studded bone flute	0		Damage Absorption: +80
3859	strapping infernal fife	0		Muscle: +5
3860	beefcake's charming flute	0		Muscle: +25
3861	squat fuchsia leaf of grass	0		
3862	Jeselnik's brawny grass whistle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
3863	nasty stiffened plastic guitar	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +5
3864	narrow Van der Graaf finger cymbals	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3865	slick kettle drum of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3866	dangerous Newton's double-barreled sling	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10
3867	upside-down sizzling magilaser blastercannon of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
3868	toasty groovy hanky&#363;	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	foul-smelling ultimate ultimate frisbee of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
3870	blinking stolen office supplies	0		
3871	toasty lion tamer's office-supply crossbow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5
3872	ghostly mirror pocket theremin of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
3873	rave whistle of wisdom of courage	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	jittery shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	blinking hellseal brain	0		
3877	spinning burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	squat hellseal sinew	0		
3879	shaking torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	steel-toed Sinatra's fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	upside-down cult memo	0		
3884	blurry decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	energized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 67
3886	altered concentrated twirling vial of slime	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 21
3887	moist vial of slime	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 51
3888	adjusted vial of slime	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 67
3889	corrupted quadruple-anodized green tumbling vial of slime	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 57
3890	improved pickled vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 53
3891	corrupted vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 49
3892	double-unsweetened cyan vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 29
3893	liquefied vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 35
3894	nitrogenated irradiated vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 31
3895	pressed upside-down tumbling vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 67
3896	modified bouncing vial of slime	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 43
3897	activated vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 47
3898	blinking bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	squat seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	squat green figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	pulsating figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	aged huge squat skewed blended swill with a fly in it	3	awesome	
3914	mirror turtle wax	0		
3915	wobbly nasty turtle wax shield	0		Stench Damage: +5
3916	dog trainer's turtle wax helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	wobbly fireproof turtle wax greaves	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	pulsating lime green frightening meat shield	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	dangerous strapping turtlemail coif	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	squat manspreader's boxer's turtlemail breeches	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	Jim Carey's wholesome turtlemail hauberk	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	squat Newton's spiky turtle helmet of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	narrow double-paned spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	olive friendly strapping spiky turtle shield	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +3
3927	narrow turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	huge grinning turtle	0		
3930	energized chilled jittery squat tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 11
3931	mirror double-paned severed flipper of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	jittery ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	vibrating wizardly bad-ass club	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	jittery sealbone	0		
3935	triple-concentrated hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 15
3936	double-Vulcanized aerosolized scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 62
3937	dry triple-liquefied upside-down fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 18
3938	blinking blinking cool club of corruption	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	shaking steel-toed corrupt club of corruption	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	pulsating corrupt club of corrupt corruption of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	wobbly occult beefcake's evil-ass club	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	flame-retardant brainy nasty-ass club of courage	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	bouncing prompt lard-coated infernal toilet brush	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	purple deadly shadowy seal eye of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	medical-grade oyster egg balloon	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	shaking key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	skewed chaotic bejeweled cufflinks	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
3959	scorching garish pinky ring	0		Hot Damage: +25
3960	wobbly scandalous designer sunglasses	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
3961	Jim Carey's dangerous opera glasses	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +25
3962	olive designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	quadruple-boiled cold-filtered energized upside-down cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 27
3966	twirling squat therapeutic cool hot-ass club of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	miser's supercharged wicked frigid-ass club	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	frosty coward's Socratic creepy-ass club	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	aerosolized sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 58
3970	tumbling Sinatra's Rosewater's Abyssal ember	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	aerosolized unsweetened frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 19
3972	jittery supercharged energetic seal spine	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	cold-filtered seal lube	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 59
3974	ghostly resourceful savvy mannequin leg	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	flame-retardant smooth padded tortoise	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +1
3976	pulsating yellow Jeselnik's Socratic tortoboggan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
3977	jittery painted turtle	0		
3978	huge zippy asbestos-lined painted shield	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	gray shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	torquoise ring of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	spinning family-friendly perfumed dueling banjo	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	ghostly bouncing samurai turtle	0		
3987	medical-grade samurai turtle helmet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	shaking turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	fuchsia blurry careful turtle shell helmet	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	lime green mirror slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	green dolphin whistle	0		
3998	tumbling metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	diluted mirror agua de vida	1	awesome	Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	fireproof Newton's tortoboggan shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +3
4003	mirror bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	weightlifter's soup-chucks	0		Muscle: +15
4005	moist pickled unsweetened ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 41
4006	spinning memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	mirror huge memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	cyan memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	skewed memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	frightening greaves	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	blurry blue undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	up-at-dawn piece of rebar of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Adventures: +5
4021	fireproof Sinatra's shovel of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
4022	nippy wicked necklace of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
4023	careful sage speargun of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Food Drop: +100
4024	avaricious crafty compass	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +30
4025	Sherlock's personal trainer's wizardly helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	red grievous Fonzie's lantern of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50
4027	wool savvy thinker's greaves	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	prompt curative sinister club	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	huge memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	twirling memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	lime green caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	flavorless half-sized ghostly slimy sweetbreads	2	decent	
4038	tolerable weak slimy fermented bile bladder	2	good	
4039	compressed maroon slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	frightening stanky pig-iron helm	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	squat dance instructor's cool pig-iron shinguards	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	miser's baleful pig-iron bracers	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	twirling wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	arcane researcher's wumpus-hair whip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	bouncing shaking crafty experienced wumpus-hair wig of the businessman	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	auspicious wumpus-hair loincloth of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: 15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	Newton's wumpus-hair sweater of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	wobbly Sinatra's ring of teleportation	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
4052	wobbly glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	lousy White Hyborian	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	Rosewater's goblin hunting spear	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	bouncing Oprah's stylish goblin autoblowgun	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	maroon flame-wreathed tribal beads	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	studded stone fist of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	skewed Jeselnik's stone head	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	shaking blue Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	yellow jittery 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	squat Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	red essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	fuchsia Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	ghostly multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	frosty villainous scythe of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	cyan wobbly curative baneful bandolier of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	teal sharpshooter's curative diabolical crossbow	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	shaking Lo Pan's malevolent medallion of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	tumbling crafty corrosive cowl of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	double-paned beefcake's grisly shield	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	shellacked Sinatra's corroded breeches	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	skewed rosewater-soaked ribald pernicious cudgel	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	decent massive narrow lime green cupcake-in-a-cup	6	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	mirror pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	flavorless jumbo protein paste	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	red miser's cyber-mattock of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	narrow X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	liquefied ghostly neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	energized irradiated wobbly physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	olive small slimy cyst	0		
4093	squat medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	ghostly slimy cyst	0		
4095	blurry peawee marble of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
4096	deadly brown crock marble	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4097	blue hardy China marble	0		Maximum HP: +50
4098	lemonade marble of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
4099	blurry shaking Lo Pan's bumblebee marble	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
4100	weightlifter's jet bennie marble	0		Muscle: +15
4101	ghostly censurious scandalous beige clambroth marble	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4102	stiffened steely marble	0		Damage Reduction: 1
4103	squat miser's extremely unsafe beach ball marble of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +10
4104	ghostly Annie Oakley's catseye marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
4105	bumboozer marble of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
4106	hale chamoisole	0		Maximum HP: +20
4107	moist wobbly blinking skewed bitter pill	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 45
4108	shaking spinning studded monstrous monocle of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	nasty occult musty moccasins	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	sizzling arcane researcher's molten medallion	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	gravedigger's Sinatra's brazen bracelet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	padded brainy bitter bowtie	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	skewed friendly bewitching boots	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	asbestos-lined scorching sharpshooter's rickety unicycle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4117	avaricious frightening hale crusty hula hoop	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4118	pulsating executive quilted extremely unsafe Coily&trade;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40
4119	purple blurry Sherlock's chaotic Annie Oakley's school flying disc	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
4120	gravedigger's dance instructor's lawn dart of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +10
4121	blurry Sinatra's wagon of the brute of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +20
4122	bouncing wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	fuchsia Jeselnik's nasty hardened crown-shaped beanie	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	Herculean brainy hopping socks of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
4125	upside-down bouncing therapeutic extremely unsafe thinker's poodle skirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	Usain Bolt's wholesome educational letterman's jacket	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
4127	frightening Temple Grandin's hardened slime hat of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	upside-down lard-coated fortified hardened slime pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	Tesla personal trainer's hardened slime belt of terror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4130	mirror empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	diluted maroon boot plant	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	practically non-alcoholic artisanal sham champagne	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	super-irradiated liquefied tempura air	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 32
4134	improved huge pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 36
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	frightening fortified strapping Bag o' Tricks of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	jittery a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	cyan a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	squat huge a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	grievous funny paper hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	concentrated sand	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 37
4147	careful beefcake's charged magnet	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	bouncing stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	blinking quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	super-activated dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	moist tumbling Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 24
4153	green rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	pulsating gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	spinning fuchsia rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	squat rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	smooth pebblebr&auml;u	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	spoiled half-sized rocky road ice cream	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	maroon extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	unsweetened vacuum-sealed children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 24
4164	warmed activated mirror Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 16
4165	smelly shellacked smooth Staff of the Soupbone	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4166	blue knitted Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	narrow Herculean Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	flame-wreathed Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	narrow shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	maroon lion tamer's rock helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	blinking rock pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	pulsating healthy rock necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
4175	tumbling maroon spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	sugar shotgun of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	jittery wool sugar shillelagh	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	lightning-fast sugar shank	0		Initiative: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	up-at-dawn censurious curative sugar chapeau	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	grievous sugar shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	pulsating blurry sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	purple slime convention flyers	0		
4186	huge slime convention coupons	0		
4187	upside-down slime convention pin of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
4188	gray slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	narrow energetic sugar shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	pulsating Jack Frost's rave visor	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	flame-wreathed baggy rave pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	wobbly sizzling pacifier necklace	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	cyan sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	wobbly wool greasy mansplainer's sea cowboy hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	shaking family-friendly brand new key of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4207	frosty dorsal fin	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	pulsating skate skin	0		
4210	bouncing roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	huge steel-toed skate blade of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	ghostly forbidden Da Vinci's collapsible baton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	blurry fuchsia groupie bra	0		
4218	colloidal unsweetened pulsating groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
4219	ghostly energetic beefcake's skate board	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	jittery manspreader's yield shield	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	huge ghostly map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	squat olive unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	squat roller skate doll	0		
4226	ruddy Star of Bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	mirror perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	twirling amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	olive ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	huge hacienda key	0		
4234	educational pat&eacute; knife	0		Experience: +1
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	mirror ghostly dangerous cheese-slicer	0		Weapon Damage: +10
4238	stale big beef jerky	5	decent	
4239	tumbling pipe wrench of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
4240	ionized dry upside-down narrow gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 60
4241	sleep mask of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	huge clever sock garters	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
4243	diffused mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 36
4244	jittery leather-bound tome of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
4245	blue bookmark	0		
4246	strapping ivory cue ball	0		Muscle: +5
4247	fancy perfectly mixed decanter of fine Scotch	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 25
4248	mixed teal blinking expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 10
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	red fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	ionized liquefied olive vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 39
4253	dry shaking potion of speed	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 67
4254	wobbly shaking bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	wobbly Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	colloidal bouncing sap	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	blurry lime green petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	snack-sized spoiled chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	spirit-forward artisanal mulled cider	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	gray wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	maroon mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	skewed shaking Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	ruddy bark boxers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	bark beret of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	up-at-dawn bark bracelet	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
4267	ribald shellacked Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	up-at-dawn cool Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Moxie: +5, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	squat sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked Angelhair Culottes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	lightning-fast chilly Newman's Own Trousers	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	personal trainer's wizardly Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	narrow coward's thinker's Lederhosen of the Night	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	magnetized flattened ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's weightlifter's Underworld truncheon	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	lard-coated Staff of the Woodfire of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	perfumed healthy Underworld flail of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	narrow narrow blurry Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	scandalous electrified Mer-kin bunwig	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	energetic hardy savvy crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	blue avaricious extremely unsafe crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	stylish Mer-kin gladiator mask of courage of temperance	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	red inspector's hale rosy-cheeked Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +15, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	banded wizardly Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	up-at-dawn supercharged educational Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	mansplainer's Mer-kin headguard of Tarzan of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	Oprah's Mer-kin waistrope	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
4290	nasty therapeutic Socratic Mer-kin facecowl	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4291	skewed Samson's Mer-kin thighguard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
4292	coward's brawny Mer-kin dodgeball of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	veiny wicked boxer's Mer-kin dragnet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	boxer's brainy Mer-kin switchblade of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	maroon crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	gray depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	narrow perfumed Fonzie's Ass-Stompers of Violence of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	flame-wreathed savvy Brand of Violence of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	gravedigger's Tesla wholesome Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4300	family-friendly fortified slick Lens of Violence	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	yellow hardy wizardly Pigsticker of Violence of temperance	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4302	blurry squat Sinatra's Jodhpurs of Violence of the cougar of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	skewed smelly Cold Stone of Hatred of wisdom of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	gravedigger's Girdle of Hatred of the storm of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	fuchsia up-at-dawn dog trainer's arcane researcher's Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +5
4306	Tesla personal trainer's Pantaloons of Hatred of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	spinning toasty banded grievous Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
4308	squat maroon miser's steel-toed Lens of Hatred of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	greasy wholesome Treads of Loathing of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	reassuring stiffened Scepter of Loathing of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Cloathing
4311	greedy steel-toed Belt of Loathing of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	nasty extremely unsafe razor-sharp Goggles of Loathing	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 125, Stench Damage: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	knitted Van der Graaf stiffened Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Cloathing
4314	blinking lightning-fast Socratic Jeans of Loathing of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	medical-grade Annual Ascot	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4316	pulsating cyan smelly dance instructor's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	ribald wholesome Flail of the Seven Aspects of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	blue ribald medical-grade wicked Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	bouncing dog trainer's sinister Windsor Pan of the Source of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	pulsating energetic Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the businessman of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	jittery lion tamer's dance instructor's slick thinker's The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	asbestos-lined Sinatra's Socratic Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	blinking shaking studded Garter of the Turtle Poacher of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	miser's Sherlock's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	teal tumbling miser's knitted Rosewater's Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	bouncing padded Bling of the New Wave of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	Temple Grandin's stiffened sinister La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	tumbling olive suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	huge decent skewed candy kneecapping stick	10	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	moldy gigantic pulsating licorice garrote	8	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	chilly candy knuckles	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	flavorless wobbly jawbruiser	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	quantum quantum narrow chocolate car	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	tumbling pulsating asbestos-lined plastic 11 Dealer	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	Jim Carey's plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	plastic stocking mimic of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	plastic Don Crimbo of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	frosty plastic Crimbomination	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	unsweetened bouncing Piddles	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	concentrated BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	pressed Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	purple Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	mirror Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	mirror string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	mirror teal snow hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	snow pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	wobbly smartaleck's snow belly	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	olive huge jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	blue A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	decent low-calorie expired can of franks 'n' beans	1	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	perfectly mixed expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	twirling snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	dry extra-pressed elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	normal small spinning upside-down penguin focaccia bread	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	irresponsibly strong acceptable blinking herringcello	6	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	hand-crafted tumbling elven cellocello	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	blinking wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	teal handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	lime green chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	yellow narrow elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	mirror spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	huge studded throwing wrench	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	wobbly pair of bolt cutters of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	Socratic poison pen	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	jittery ruddy speed limit shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	blurry friendly curative live wire	0		Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	jittery hardened misfit dolly of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	up-at-dawn ribald misfit hobby horse	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	jittery misfit teddy bear of chilblains of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	blinking knitted pocketwatch on a chain of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	maroon auspicious manspreader's cement sandals	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	Sherlock's studded night-vision goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	teal narrow passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	foul-smelling peanut brittle shield	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	reassuring frosty Red Rover BB gun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	steel-toed red-and-green sweater	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	pickled flattened squat Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	wet super-diffused concentrated teal Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	ionized activated Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	cheese sword of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	ruddy cheese diaper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	tumbling clever cheese wheel	0		Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	greasy cheese eye	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	mirror wobbly squat scandalous ruddy brainy Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	green foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	bouncing squat The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	jittery Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	moldy enchanted miniature quantum taco	0	???	Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	acceptable practically non-alcoholic jittery cyan Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	fuchsia censurious sealhide hood	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	perfumed sealhide leggings	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	Annie Oakley's sealhide cloak	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
4418	scorching sealhide buckler	0		Hot Damage: +25
4419	mirror executive sealhide whip	0		Meat Drop: +40
4420	pulsating frightening sealhide moccasins	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
4421	Rosewater's sealhide gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4422	asbestos-lined sealhide belt	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	blinking puzzling trophy	0		
4425	aerosolized cold-filtered sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 62
4426	tumbling hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	wobbly banded glowstick on a string	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Raveosity: +1
4429	beefcake's candy necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	zippy teddybear backpack	0		Initiative: +20, Raveosity: +1
4431	tumbling teal NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	non-vacuum-sealed tumbling invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	adjusted jittery irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	colloidal twirling irritability potion	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	spinning hellseal whisker	0		
4439	green hellseal claw	0		
4440	blue squat Fonzie's guard turtle shell	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	crowbar of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4442	twirling brainy spaghetti cult rosary	0		Mysticality: +5
4443	scorching spaghetti cult mask	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	spangly mariachi pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	tumbling greasy personal trainer's spangly mariachi vest	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4447	vibrating spangly sombrero	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	mixed wobbly Instant Karma	1	decent	Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 45
4449	pulsating painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	huge gray map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	clever pointy hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	Jack Frost's machetito	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	hardened lawnmower blade	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	spinning tumbling grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	The Landscaper's leafblower of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	ghostly snowball	0		
4457	shaking snailmail bits	0		
4458	ghostly greedy fireproof snailmail coif	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	double-paned smelly snailmail breeches	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	censurious groovy snailmail hauberk	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4461	chilled squat seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 17
4462	dry denatured dry lime green chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 42
4463	Vulcanized chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 29
4464	adjusted quantum chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 15
4465	alkaline pickled wet chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 60
4466	anodized corrupted narrow chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 66
4467	deionized chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 61
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	hale BRICKO hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	teal bouncing BRICKO pants of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	BRICKO sword	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	blue BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	maroon BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	jittery shaking yellow BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	skewed BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	shaking BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	BRICKO bulwark	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	squat BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	tumbling broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	blinking skewed BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	ghostly extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	cold-filtered recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 69
4498	nitrogenated cold-filtered huge recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 21
4499	Vulcanized double-adjusted recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 47
4500	energized blurry pulsating recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 28
4501	flattened ghostly recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 28
4502	oxidized jittery recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 64
4503	energized diffused recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	tumbling fireproof Fonzie's heart of the volcano	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +3
4505	electrified non-polymerized Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 29
4506	jittery puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	fuchsia Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	anodized &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	stale walrus ice cream	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	moldy olive beautiful soup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	stale thick Humpty Dumplings	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	flavorless green Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	lousy fancy blurry missing wine	4	decent	Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	stale twirling matter custard	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	triple-polymerized comfit?	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	blurry Van der Graaf slick flamingo mallet	0		Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	bouncing croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	skewed Tiger-lily's milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	bouncing dog trainer's Fonzie's eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	wool toasty wig	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	decent small donut	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	decent bucket of honey	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	shaking MacGyver's elephant stinger of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	rotten fancy dragon snaps	4	crappy	Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	skewed curative supercool snapdragon pistil	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	snack-sized tasty rook cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	thick bland huge bishop cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	bland knight cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	adequate mirror king cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	tiny stale queen cookie	1	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	huge fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	insane tophat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	scandalous Da Vinci's helm of the knight	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	inspector's wristwatch of the knight of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	yellow blinking auspicious rosewater-soaked trousers of the knight	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	shellacked tophat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	greedy tie	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
4543	maroon tuxedo pants of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	blurry porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	blurry walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	detour shield	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	jittery bouncing red left parenthesis	0		
4553	purple lowercase a	0		
4554	blue percent sign	0		
4555	blinking left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	shaking dollar sign	0		
4558	blue equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	gray hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	artisanal watered-down lime green world's most unappetizing beverage	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	fuchsia rosewater-soaked slippery when wet shield	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	decent raisin	4	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	shaking fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	coward's flyest of shirts of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -35, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	decent lime green a dance upon the palate	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	jumbo decent teal spinning prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	5	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	miniature delicious squirmy violent party snack	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	can-you-dig-it? of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	squat The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	skewed wobbly bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	twirling bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	non-corrupted blurry gray Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	groovy school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	spinning supercool boxer's T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	mirror glob of skin	0		
4584	enchanted spoiled six wedges of goat cheese	3	crappy	Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 50
4585	upside-down collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	cyan narrow goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	blurry padded pixel whip	0		Damage Absorption: +20
4590	arcane researcher's pixel chain whip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	green vibrating pixel morning star	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	upside-down shaking pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	ghostly pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	narrow pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	spinning ghostly map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	artisanal pulsating plastic cup of beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	green orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	wobbly bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	tumbling keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	lime green dance instructor's strapping bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	rotten sun-dried tofu	3	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	enchanted practically non-alcoholic tolerable soyburger juice	1	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	ghostly respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	super-concentrated super-pressed upside-down essential soy	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	extra-irradiated irradiated essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	cyan souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	scandalous Crown of Thrones	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	aged Cinco Mayo Lager	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	shaking Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	spinning pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	squat frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	narrow Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	mirror Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	corrupted diffused chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	spoiled small pawn cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	dried maroon coffee pixie stick	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	Sherlock's plastic spider ring	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	jittery reassuring plastic kazoo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	purple bouncing brawny inflatable baseball bat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	sage googly-star hat of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	blurry blinking ribald experienced googly-ball hat	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	wobbly therapeutic steel-toed googly-heart hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	lard-coated Jeselnik's super-sweet boom box	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	ghostly Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	spinning horrifying rosy-cheeked sinister demon mask of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	medical-grade savvy streetfighting champion's belt of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	family-friendly smartaleck's wizardly Space Trip safety headphones	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	flame-retardant LARP carp	0		Hot Resistance: +1
4641	lion tamer's hardy KoL Con Six Pack	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2
4642	Newton's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4643	rxr shield of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	zippy toasty wicked Juju Mojo Mask	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	space trooper helmet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	chilly sharpshooter's weightlifter's Meteoid ice beam	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	wobbly gray rosewater-soaked sizzling supercool Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	narrow chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	spinning fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	upside-down ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	blurry gray Tesla ironic knit cap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	pulsating ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	wobbly frightening ironic battle spoon	0		Spooky Damage: +5
4655	censurious coward's sharpshooter's ironic jogging shorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	weightlifter's mole skin notebook	0		Muscle: +15
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	cyan executive blackberry galoshes	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
4660	rosy-cheeked trout fang of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	low-calorie decent poisonous caviar	1	good	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	oxidized polarized wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	padded Ellsbury's skull of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	mansplainer's hot plate	0		Monster Level: +15, Thorns: 1
4666	imp unity ring of chilblains of courage	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
4667	bouncing deadly Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4668	skewed prompt observational glasses	0		Adventures: +3
4669	olive educational hilarious comedy prop	0		Experience: +1
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	watered-down smooth booze-soaked cherry	2	awesome	
4672	upside-down comfy pillow	0		
4673	adequate marshmallow	3	good	
4674	delicious tiny huge sponge cake	1	awesome	
4675	perfectly mixed bouncing gin-soaked blotter paper	3	EPIC	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	narrow unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	narrow volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	knitted pottery shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	energetic medical-grade pottery hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	shaking miser's double-paned pottery training pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	shaking banded pottery club	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	skewed pottery yo-yo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	wobbly lime green squat fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	narrow fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	spinning fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	blinking fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	tumbling bouncing fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	Jeselnik's sage Greatest American Pants of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	pulsating razor-sharp fossilized necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	maroon imp air	0		
4699	blurry shaking bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	twirling up-at-dawn red-hot medallion	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	jittery sinister tablet	0		
4707	gray E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	shaking red My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	blinking GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	ghostly popsicle stick	0		
4714	huge special bland lemon popsicle	6	decent	Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 25
4715	toothsome special red popsicle	3	awesome	Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 30
4716	snack-sized adequate spinning strawberry popsicle	2	good	
4717	fancy flavorless mirror liver popsicle	4	decent	Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 5
4718	flame-wreathed mariachi hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	blinking extremely unsafe Hollandaise helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	bouncing microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	bland liver and let pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	rotten badass pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	rotten shaking shoo-fish pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	small stale piping organ pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	diet normal igloo pie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	low-calorie stale stomach turnover	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	adequate bite-sized dead lights pie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	moldy squat throbbing organ pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	beefy stop shield	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	blinking yellow sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	twirling kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	ruddy beer-soaked mop	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4738	hand-crafted day-old beer	4	EPIC	
4739	mediocre plain beer	4	decent	
4740	mediocre overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	4	decent	
4741	skewed mirror smiling rat	0		
4742	lime green rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	moist PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 21
4745	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 19
4746	altered electrified Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 62
4747	stale diet special bone meal	1	decent	Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	bad bone aperitif	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	twirling aromatic bonerang	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	fortified bone and arrows	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	skewed studded boning knife	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	yellow curative bone spurs	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	mirror huge friendly bonedanna of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	sizzling frosty boneana hammock	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	blurry narrow red Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	galvanized oxidized blurry candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	red twirling packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	lime green squat pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	upside-down huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	thick rotten squat pumpkin pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	perfectly mixed narrow pumpkin beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	pickled diffused gray pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	ribald frightening shin gourds	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	bouncing olive reassuring flame-wreathed Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	blue pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	squat Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	teal ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	blue ghostly Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	twirling Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	shaking Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	special adequate CRIMBCOIDS mints	3	good	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	stale immense CRIMBCOLOAF	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	yummy circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	awesome	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	plastic CRIMBCO HQ of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	plastic fax machine of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	brawny plastic hobo elf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	curative plastic Mr. Mination	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	gray toasty plastic Best Game Ever	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	blinking S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	olive shaking twirling robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	skewed robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	tumbling robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	mirror robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	lime green robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	stale super-sized triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5	decent	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	stale diet square CRIMBCOOKIE	1	decent	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	shaking Lo Pan's bindlestocking of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +7, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	maroon tumbling sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	huge Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	toasty Temple Grandin's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	fortified Uncle Hobo's epic beard of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	jittery auspicious careful Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	scandalous friendly Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	pulsating tumbling rosy-cheeked Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	thinker's Uncle Hobo's belt of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	boiled modified chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	medical-grade gift-a-pult	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	frozen tarnished wet holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	jittery paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	pulsating CRIMBCO lanyard of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	wobbly yellow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	wobbly photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	ribald paperclip-on tie of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	nippy paperclip pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	baleful wizardly beefy paperclip turban	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	tumbling knitted paperclip cape	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	tumbling glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	shaking twirling photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	fuchsia gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	super-flattened chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	double-pickled huge bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	liquefied bouncing teal incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	altered myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	narrow CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	smooth CRIMBCO wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	low-calorie moldy cyan toe jam toast	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	snack-sized rotten traffic jam toast	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	normal space jam toast	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	energized galvanized quantum tumbling motivational poster	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	squat bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	adequate tiny jittery bouncing festive sausage	1	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	rotten holiday cheese log	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	pulsating aromatic smartaleck's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of wisdom of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 35, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	narrow smelly BGE pocket calendar	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	blinking dance instructor's BGE plastic toy	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	healthy stapler bear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	rosy-cheeked adhesive tape dolly	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	scissor duck of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	mirror scandalous Seven Loco of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	Loathing Legion many-purpose hook of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	tumbling spinning frosty Loathing Legion moondial	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	flame-retardant Loathing Legion knife	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	arcane researcher's Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	shaking reassuring Loathing Legion can opener	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	skewed hale Loathing Legion chainsaw of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	smartaleck's Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	electrified Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	upside-down Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	Loathing Legion defibrillator of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	purple lard-coated Loathing Legion double prism	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	occult Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	mirror frosty Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	Loathing Legion abacus of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	brainy Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Mysticality: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	fuchsia Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	arcane researcher's Loathing Legion hammer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	narrow Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	maroon Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	mirror a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	gray squat quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	normal big Knob jelly donut	5	good	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	bouncing Knob cake pan	0		
4944	upside-down ghostly Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	jittery unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	moist weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 49
4950	magnetized frozen squat lime green abominable blubber	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 40
4951	miser's flimsy clipboard	0		Meat Drop: +10
4952	quadruple-pressed super-corrupted fuchsia baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 41
4953	flame-wreathed boxer's whalebone corset	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4954	Da Vinci's oven mitts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
4955	bland overcookie	4	decent	
4956	spoiled huge pulsating philosopher's scone	8	crappy	
4957	pressed spinning half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 56
4958	huge supercharged Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4959	stale Knob nuts	3	decent	
4960	artisanal watered-down wobbly maroon Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	EPIC	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	Jack Frost's medical-grade mysterious lapel pin	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	teal Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	mirror Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	skewed Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	blue Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	lime green bouncing Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	narrow gray Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	upside-down huge Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	skewed jittery Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	purple Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	huge Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	squat Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	spinning strapping card sleeve	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	narrow blinking Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	moldy bite-sized wasabi pocky	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	adequate tobiko pocky	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	decent natto pocky	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	high-proof bad wasabi-infused sake	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	hand-crafted weak fancy tobiko-infused sake	2	EPIC	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	practically non-alcoholic smooth natto-infused sake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	galvanized red ghostly wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	dry alkaline twirling tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	dry adjusted natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	warmed irradiated elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	acceptable mirror marshmallow flamb&eacute;	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic cranberry schnapps	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	tolerable practically non-alcoholic breaded beer	1	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	hand-crafted soy cordial	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	lion tamer's banded sage astral bludgeon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2
5029	miser's toasty astral shield	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
5030	lightning-fast fireproof astral chapeau of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	rock-hard grievous Samson's astral bracer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5
5032	huge Oprah's ruddy astral longbow of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
5033	Socratic astral shorts of the storm of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	studded dangerous sage astral mace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80
5035	toasty smartaleck's weightlifter's astral trousers	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	reassuring Jim Carey's Herculean astral ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
5037	blurry lightning-fast Lo Pan's strapping astral statuette	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +40
5038	fuchsia smooth astral pistol of extreme caution of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +5
5039	boxer's wizardly astral mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +10
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	upside-down Temple Grandin's cool astral shirt of the brute	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7
5042	maroon asbestos-lined electrified astral belt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5043	snack-sized flavorless mirror astral hot dog	2	???	
5044	weak perfectly mixed astral pilsner	2	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	avaricious clever double-ice cap of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	horrifying wholesome sinister double-ice box	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	blurry fireproof Annie Oakley's double-ice britches of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	twirling jittery handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	blue best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	wet Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	pickled Red Pill	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	yellow twirling voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	narrow Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	adequate spaghetti con calaveras	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	blinking s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	big stale popcorn	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	bland snack-sized chaos popcorn	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	inspector's perfumed weightlifter's hole	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	rotten s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	cyan diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	aged Russian Ice	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	Newton's clay ashtray	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	blurry Tesla lanyard	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	flame-retardant monster pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	chilled narrow huge Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	double-paned Van der Graaf helmet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	crutch of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	gray shock belt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	polymerized nitrogenated Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	red ghostly vibrating rubber band gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	pin-stripe slacks of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	cyan narrow gloves of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	energized squat correction fluid	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	razor-sharp Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	arcane researcher's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	squat thinker's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	toasty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	skewed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	aromatic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	Samson's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	tumbling manspreader's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	bouncing squat forbidden Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	nippy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	careful Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	auspicious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	polymerized galvanized yellow willyweed	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	electrified activated Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	irradiated dry fish juice box	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	narrow paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	bad Jeppson's Malort	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	skewed fistful of ashes	0		
5109	huge cool stress ball	0		Moxie: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	blue narrow frightening Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	twirling My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	upside-down packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	upside-down hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	skewed Sherlock's rosewater-soaked knitted Admiral's hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	wholesome forbidden aviator's cap of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	tumbling stanky Van der Graaf mirrored aviator shades	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	spinning Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	tumbling gray Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	dry tarnished red Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	snack-sized decent huge elven hardtack	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	watered-down lousy shaking elven squeeze	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	ghostly lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	spinning E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	maroon E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	shaking E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	fuchsia carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	twisted astral energy drink	1		
5141	narrow Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	narrow moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	chilled honeypot	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 42
5146	low-calorie moldy shaking wild honey pie	1	crappy	
5147	extra-dry drinkable blurry maroon honey mead	5	good	
5148	vibrating Da Vinci's honey dipper of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
5149	cyan miser's sharpshooter's honeybritches of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	squat mansplainer's honeycap of incineration of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	Moonthril Circlet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	avaricious Moonthril Greaves	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	vibrating Moonthril Flamberge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	Herculean Moonthril Longbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	toasty Moonthril Cuirass	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	aromatic plush alielf	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	cold-filtered Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	Van der Graaf plush dogcat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	Samson's plush hamsterpus	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	Lo Pan's plush ferrelf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	olive rosewater-soaked plush alien hamsterpus	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	cool plush mutated alielf	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	spinning stanky smelly plush mutated alielephant	0		Stench Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	teal frightening girl	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	moist moist cold-filtered transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	upside-down yellow Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	perfectly mixed weak shaking Saison du Lune	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	high-proof delicious shaking red Moonthril Schnapps	10	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	hand-crafted watered-down gray Wrecked Generator	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	half-sized stale Spaghetti with Moonballs	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	delicious thick lime green Crepes a la Lune	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	bite-sized stale narrow Moon Pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	polymerized skewed upside-down Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	warmed activated aerosolized bouncing Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	unsweetened magnetized purple 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	teal Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	skewed Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	bouncing Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	huge Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	irradiated pressed mirror honey stick	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 56
5189	activated Vulcanized aerosolized blinking twirling double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	lard-coated Jim Carey's smooth Operation Patriot Shield	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	huge squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	liquefied adjusted adjusted corrupted data	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	huge exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	wizardly Great S-Cape	0		Mysticality: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Marvelous Unitard of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	diluted yellow gooey paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	denatured beastly paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	dried tumbling ghostly paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	dried tumbling yellow ectoplasmic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	mixed jittery teal greasy paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	diluted bug paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	altered tumbling hippy paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	modified cyan orc paste	1	decent	Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	twisted blurry demonic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	twisted huge indescribably horrible paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	twisted blinking paste	1	decent	Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	denatured goblin paste	1	decent	Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	boiled lime green bouncing pirate paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	mixed chlorophyll paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	diluted red paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	mixed ghostly bouncing Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	boiled wobbly slimy paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	distilled narrow penguin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	compressed mirror wobbly elemental paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	denatured olive wobbly cosmic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	boiled hobo paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	altered skewed Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	wobbly Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	jittery Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	decent half-sized upside-down Ur-Donut	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	skewed mirror The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	ghostly box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	watered-down perfectly mixed bucket of wine	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	yummy big mirror ultrafondue	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	teal unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	smartaleck's shining halo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	zippy furry halo	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	knitted frosty halo	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	nasty time halo	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	practically non-alcoholic tolerable enchanted Lumineux Limnio	1	good	Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	distilled drinkable Morto Moreto	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	smooth Temps Tempranillo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	fancy hand-crafted skewed Bordeaux Marteaux	3	EPIC	Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	tolerable weak Fromage Pinotage	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	artisanal special squat Beignet Milgranet	3	EPIC	Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	fancy artisanal blurry Muschat	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	toothsome cool jelly donut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	toothsome enchanted blurry shrapnel jelly donut	3	awesome	Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	bland miniature occult jelly donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	tasty thyme jelly donut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	bite-sized normal upside-down danish	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	snack-sized moldy bouncing narrow smashed danish	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	moldy forbidden danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	moldy ghostly cool cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	flavorless blunt cat claw	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	moldy fancy shadowy cat claw	3	crappy	Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	moldy small cheezburger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	decent fancy maroon toasted brie	3	good	Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	corrupted magnetized potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	activated galvanized corrupted ghostly too legit potion	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	moist Bright Water	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	activated liquefied cold-filtered skewed cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	extra-irradiated irradiated blinking graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	galvanized cold-filtered Vulcanized cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	quadruple-anodized oxidized potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	improved potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	modified quantum pressed upside-down potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	pickled vacuum-sealed gray potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	chilled potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	huge holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	ghostly mirror broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	blinking skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	tumbling twirling boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	occult hammerus	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	squat brawny blunt icepick	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	tumbling horrifying fluorescent lightbulb	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	blinking blammer of the ox of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	clock-cleaning hammer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	ghostly huge stylish broken clock	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	rosy-cheeked dethklok	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	asbestos-lined glacial clock	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	green d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	blinking d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	green mirror d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	maroon generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	jittery jittery kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	upside-down dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	massive adequate skewed phish stick	10	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	Jim Carey's sage plastic vampire fangs of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	teal Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	maroon energetic Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	supercharged therapeutic Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	huge avaricious Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	family-friendly Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	tumbling shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	polymerized ionized ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	electrified aerosolized quadruple-unsweetened necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	nitrogenated bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	electrified blinking blinking whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	warmed double-deionized blinking press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	dry concentrated teal Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	adjusted modified skewed Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	galvanized boiled Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	pressed Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	chilled oxidized vacuum-sealed narrow blue Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	aged Ecto-Cooler	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	bad triple-distilled Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	aged strong Blood Light	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	artisanal Silver Bullet beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	hand-crafted upside-down Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	ionized blurry sorority brain	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	dry tumbling Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	adjusted dry quantum ghostly drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	energetic extra-see-thru nightie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	grievous BRAINS shorts of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	medical-grade Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	jittery scrunchie of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	asbestos-lined Da Vinci's extremely skinny jeans	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	blurry wholesome The Necbromancer's Hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	inspector's The Necbromancer's Stein of the storm of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	grievous The Necbromancer's Shorts of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	miser's hardened The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	practically non-alcoholic delicious The Cooler Out of Space	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	huge sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	adjusted Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	wobbly death blossom	0		
5347	ghostly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	blurry A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	blue A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	teal jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	shaking Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	gray A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	spinning Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	red Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	fuchsia CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	skewed CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	cyan CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	twirling Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	inspector's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	lime green boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	shaking Fonzie's plastic trollipop	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	huge greasy plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	personal trainer's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	narrow auspicious plastic colollilossus	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	MacGyver's Sinatra's plastic Big Candy	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	blue The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	ghostly twirling blinking spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	altered upside-down groose grease	1	decent	Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	maroon lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	upside-down pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	narrow strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	vibrating ridiculous belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	ridiculous earring of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	ridiculous sunglasses of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	delicious ridiculous sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	drinkable weak yellow ridiculous cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	fireproof zombie monkey necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +3
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	blue scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	pulsating peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	denatured vacuum-sealed extra-dry olive peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	adequate teal peppermint patty	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	shaking peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	upside-down peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	shaking candy cane of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	spinning tumbling Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	blinking ghostly perfumed smartaleck's cane-mail shirt of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	up-at-dawn auspicious cane-mail pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	irresponsibly strong acceptable Vodka Matryoshka	9	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	bad squat Gin Mint	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	lousy blurry Tequiz Navidad	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Mint Yulep	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	acceptable ghostly Crimbojito	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	mediocre Sangria de Menthe	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	huge licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	unsweetened mirror licorice root	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	chilled non-corrupted ghostly jittery banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	improved wobbly pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	denatured energized lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	galvanized quadruple-tarnished kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	unsweetened adjusted skewed strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	bananarama bangle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	spinning yellow Sherlock's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	wobbly aromatic tourmalime tourniquet	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	up-at-dawn kumquartz ring	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	flame-wreathed strawberyl necklace	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	prompt toasty sucker bucket	0		Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	chilly sucker hakama	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	forbidden sucker kabuto	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	skewed weightlifter's sucker tachi	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	skewed sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	blue cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	mirror grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	twirling raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	pulsating fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	enhanced fudge lily	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	twirling superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	colloidal bouncing purple bouncing fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	super-sized moldy twirling fudgesicle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	teal wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	mirror miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	denatured diffused squat upside-down devilish folio	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	ghostly jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	bouncing furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	blue lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	twirling tumbling gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	maroon gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated skewed fuchsia Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	bland red fudge bunny	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	maroon fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	perfumed fudgecycle of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	double-galvanized resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	moist resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	moist double-enhanced double-cold-filtered jittery resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	double-warmed jittery resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	dry blue resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	irradiated twirling resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	anodized ionized skewed resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	vacuum-sealed upside-down resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	pressed pickled resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	quadruple-vacuum-sealed gummi salamander	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	quadruple-cold-filtered mirror gummi snake	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	dry gummi canary	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	rotten snack-sized gummi bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	flavorless special blurry gummi bear	3	decent	Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	spoiled gummi bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	flavorless blue drunki-bear	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	delicious fancy pulsating drunki-bear	3	awesome	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	moldy fuchsia drunki-bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	tumbling squat reassuring gummi bowtie	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	shaking foul-smelling fudge pocket square	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	lollipop cufflinks	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	wobbly ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	pickled gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	nitrogenated ionized narrow gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	ionized gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	fuchsia mirror Big Candy's tophat of courage of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	twirling Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blurry blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	yummy jerky coins	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	mediocre Go-Wassail	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	quadruple-nitrogenated Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	warmed upside-down bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	double-enhanced cold-filtered cyan twirling wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	cyan shaking Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	shaking Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	tumbling Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	purple pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	gray pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	blinking pulsating pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	lime green pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	enhanced Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	olive do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	fuchsia whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	rotten berries of suffering	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	deionized alkaline spinning fuchsia baobab sap	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	teal magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	modified polymerized Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	irresponsibly strong lousy Barulio's bottle	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	wet narrow Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	squat half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	squat glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	flattened blue desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	teal pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	blue prompt hardened Leapin' Trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Adventures: +3
5544	bad fuchsia eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	normal half-sized hamhock	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	blurry The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	savvy Trusty	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
5553	mirror can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	ghostly empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	ionized shaking fireclutch	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 47
5556	Herculean Rain-Doh wings of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	asbestos-lined sizzling Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	resourceful Rain-Doh lantern of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	squat energetic shellacked Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	spoiled PB&BP	3	crappy	
5566	enchanted normal club sandwich	3	good	Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
5567	normal purple corned-beef Reuben	4	good	
5568	skewed ghostly frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	wobbly dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	tumbling loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	huge Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	hand-crafted blue Drac & Tan	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	watered-down drinkable bouncing Transylvania Sling	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Shot of the Living Dead	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	smooth Buttery Knob	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	triple-distilled tolerable Slippery Knob	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	mediocre weak Flaming Knob	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	lousy Grasshopper	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	acceptable pulsating Locust	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	bad weak Plague of Locusts	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	weak bad Red Dwarf	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	artisanal watered-down Golden Mean	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	smooth watered-down upside-down Green Giant	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	watered-down artisanal Aye Aye	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	tolerable huge pulsating Aye Aye, Captain	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	acceptable weak cyan Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	acceptable Humanitini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	practically non-alcoholic bad More Humanitini than Humanitini	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	drinkable yellow Oh, the Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	lousy Great Older Fashioned	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	mediocre high-proof huge Fuzzy Tentacle	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	irresponsibly strong tolerable Crazymaker	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	smooth special Zoodriver	3	awesome	Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	fortified special lousy spinning Sloe Comfortable Zoo	5	decent	Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	aged red Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	practically non-alcoholic enchanted artisanal Suffering Sinner	1	EPIC	Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	drinkable Suppurating Sinner	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	artisanal watered-down huge Sizzling Sinner	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	perfectly mixed Firewater	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	boozy drinkable Earth and Firewater	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	aged green Earth, Wind and Firewater	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	artisanal Slimosa	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	hand-crafted bouncing Extra-slimy Slimosa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	bad Slimebite	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	drinkable boozy Cement Mixer	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	lousy bouncing Jackhammer	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	bad Dump Truck	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	bad practically non-alcoholic Fauna Libre	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	mediocre gray upside-down Chakra Libre	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	enchanted practically non-alcoholic artisanal olive Aura Libre	1	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	fancy aged Sazerorc	3	awesome	Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	high-proof mediocre Sazuruk-hai	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	high-proof lousy spinning Flaming Sazerorc	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	irresponsibly strong bad Green Velvet	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	artisanal Green Muslin	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	hand-crafted Green Burlap	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	perfectly mixed distilled Mohobo	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	weak lousy Moonshine Mohobo	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	watered-down tolerable Flaming Mohobo	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	weak tolerable blinking Drunken Philosopher	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	spirit-forward lousy gray Drunken Neurologist	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	lousy fancy wobbly Drunken Astrophysicist	3	decent	Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	drinkable Dark & Starry	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	hand-crafted Black Hole	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	fortified mediocre tumbling Event Horizon	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	drinkable blinking Herring Daiquiri	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	tolerable Herring Wallbanger	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	mediocre irresponsibly strong blinking Herringtini	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	perfectly mixed Lollipop Drop	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	drinkable weak Candy Alexander	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	perfectly mixed watered-down Candicaine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	artisanal huge Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	artisanal Flying Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	acceptable Flaming Caipiranha	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	watered-down mediocre Punchplanter	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	high-proof hand-crafted Doublepunchplanter	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	fancy hand-crafted Haymaker	3	EPIC	Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	red Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	huge crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	rotten bite-sized fungus	1	crappy	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	moist boiled huge narrow stone wool	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 23
5644	stones	0		
5645	shaking the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	calendar of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
5648	executive scorching Boris's Helm	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	vibrating healthy staph of homophones	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Alters Page Text
5650	arcane researcher's experienced Boris's Helm (askew) of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	big bland nailswurst	5	decent	
5655	hand-crafted upside-down used beer	3	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	ghostly slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	insulting hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	shaking healthy offensive moustache	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
5661	sizzling hairshirt	0		Hot Damage: +10
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	shaking microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pulsating fuchsia pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	blurry How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	blurry puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	gray narrow bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	decent bouncing fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	good	
5671	bad watered-down slap and slap again	2	decent	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	spinning blurry pulsating beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	diluted squat lime green watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	executive Ze&trade; goggles	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	stylish swimsuit of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	ghostly lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	jumbo normal spinning purple P.B.L.T.	5	good	
5682	skewed note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	lime green bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	huge quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	cyan scandalous UV monocular	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	skewed pacification grenade	0		
5692	blue quantum disintegrator pistol of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5693	savvy phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	flame-retardant bugbear detector	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5696	spinning bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	skewed 1 Meat	0		
5698	bouncing knitted razor-sharp The Lost Glasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	skewed The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	lime green mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	squat wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	lion tamer's wax hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	huge wobbly careful Oprah's wax pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	dry tarnished narrow drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	nasty MacGyver's fireman's helmet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	shellacked fire axe	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	horrifying stanky scorching fire extinguisher	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	gray Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	spoiled big jittery FDKOL hotcakes	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	gray hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	huge spoiled fiery wing	9	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	purple flame-wreathed wings of fire of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	stylish FDKOL fire hose	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	frozen Vulcanized altered bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	wool scandalous hot daub bun	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	hardened boxer's hot daub stand	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	foot-long hot daub of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	adequate enchanted shaking angst burger	3	good	Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 25
5731	irresponsibly strong smooth special 5-hour acrimony	8	awesome	Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 15
5732	narrow blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	yummy forbidden sausage	3	awesome	
5735	razor-sharp Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	colloidal diffused Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 33
5737	quantum spinning daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Camp Scout backpack of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	normal diet bag of GORP	1	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	hand-crafted water purification pills	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	skewed Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	drinkable CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	bite-sized flavorless bag of GORF	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	stale spinning bag of QWOP	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	super-corrupted CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	mediocre practically non-alcoholic blue twirling CSA cheerfulness ration	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	flavorless wobbly crappy brain	3	decent	
5753	big stale decent brain	5	decent	
5754	half-sized yummy good brain	2	awesome	
5755	bland boss brain	3	decent	
5756	rotten ghostly hunter brain	4	crappy	
5758	narrow upside-down forbidden Sinatra's Staff of Holiday Sensations of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: 150, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	tumbling shaking perfumed curative staff	0		Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5760	sizzling Jim Carey's Van der Graaf staff	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5761	greedy brainy Staff of the Scummy Sink of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	cyan nose	0		
5763	scandalous Superhero Reboots of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5
5764	jittery rosewater-soaked fuzzy busby of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	inspector's wicked fuzzy earmuffs	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	lard-coated ruddy arcane researcher's fuzzy montera	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	purple Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	mirror gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	upside-down gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	huge gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	lime green talkative skull	0		
5775	yellow fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	aromatic dance instructor's Barney's rake	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +1
5778	fancy spoiled idiot brain	4	crappy	Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 50
5779	Newton's keel-haulin' knife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
5780	skewed educational ice cream scoop	0		Experience: +1
5781	acceptable soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	good	
5782	wobbly morningwood plank	0		
5783	narrow raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	huge bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	tumbling Annie Oakley's right bear arm of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	stiffened left bear arm of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	tumbling Hat O' Nine Tails of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
5794	warmed blurry Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 36
5795	oxidized flattened Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
5796	chilled colloidal fuchsia Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 38
5797	oxidized aerosolized Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 55
5798	unsweetened pressed bouncing Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 41
5799	modified quadruple-magnetized blurry blinking eldritch dough	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 54
5800	denatured Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 59
5801	deionized super-galvanized moist Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 30
5802	denatured cold-filtered perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 55
5803	boiled purple White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 26
5804	boiled Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 63
5805	flattened denatured twirling breath mint	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 45
5806	concentrated oxidized aerosolized ghostly muesli	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 34
5807	colloidal polarized jittery glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 28
5808	non-corrupted squat glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 66
5809	colloidal non-pickled upside-down Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 46
5810	pressed ghostly red Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 65
5811	deionized concentrated tumbling tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 54
5812	irradiated pickled skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 55
5813	electrified vacuum-sealed wet tumbling smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 26
5814	altered frozen nitrogenated blob of acid	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 67
5815	cold-filtered flayed mind	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
5816	anodized skewed blurry kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 58
5817	polymerized ghostly green forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 22
5818	modified magnetized mirror Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 36
5819	flattened gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 13
5820	non-galvanized nitrogenated bull blubber	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 12
5821	Vulcanized frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 51
5822	double-activated ionized huge gazely stare	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 37
5823	Vulcanized boiled canopic jar	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 57
5824	magnetized polymerized mirror skewed clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 15
5825	corrupted Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 49
5826	triple-irradiated zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 34
5827	unsweetened super-polarized skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 58
5828	liquefied oxidized gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 31
5829	alkaline moist janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 30
5830	Vulcanized ionized pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 56
5831	improved concentrated skewed pygmy dart	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 22
5832	double-wet ionized secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 50
5833	deionized spinning brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 60
5834	adjusted pressed holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 64
5835	vacuum-sealed pickled dry teal huge scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 31
5836	Vulcanized huge embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 36
5837	non-enhanced extra-polymerized nitrogenated huge Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 38
5838	modified pressed Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 28
5839	irradiated tumbling ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 22
5840	enhanced aerosolized Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 13
5841	chilled A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 43
5842	chilled dry colloidal toothbrush	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 45
5843	quadruple-denatured pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 12
5844	tarnished denatured una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 18
5845	quantum enhanced narrow teal compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 42
5846	extra-altered salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 62
5847	extra-unsweetened yellow spinning unholy water	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 19
5848	non-chilled wet Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 32
5849	flattened handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 58
5850	improved space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 62
5851	corrupted warmed temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 35
5852	diffused oxidized deionized yellow oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 52
5853	extra-frozen deionized shaking stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 23
5854	vacuum-sealed shaking cyan BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 42
5855	alkaline super-dry Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 20
5856	anodized boiled Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 19
5857	corrupted grey cube	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 24
5858	activated energized energized votive candle	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 50
5859	colloidal frozen booby trap	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 55
5860	ionized nitrogenated Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 29
5861	unsweetened good ash	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 28
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	mirror Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	aerosolized frozen huge papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	enhanced shaking papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	boiled diffused boiled papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	fuchsia coward's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of the detective	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	green wicked Sinatra's papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	sharpshooter's forbidden papier-masque	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	vibrating Newton's papier-mitre	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	crafty groovy papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	red papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	pulsating papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	narrow olive frosty Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
5879	yellow Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	Lo Pan's medical-grade beefcake's skeleton skis	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	big moldy skeleton quiche	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skewed skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	blurry skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	jittery Temple Grandin's Jim Carey's arcane researcher's Bonestabber of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	watered-down special drinkable crystal skeleton vodka	2	good	Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	narrow Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	wool auxiliary backbone	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	ionized oxidized that gum you like	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 13
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	huge spinning Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	jittery avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	powdered olive Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	bouncing squat jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	spinning jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	ghostly jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	Annie Oakley's dance instructor's wedding ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
5910	narrow deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	tumbling nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	scandalous Solstice Shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
5913	liquefied candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	quadruple-anodized Vulcanized yellow sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	electrified modified dry beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	polymerized electrified warmed jittery bouncing shaking sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	wet dry pressed maroon cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	wobbly zippy plastic animelf	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	upside-down ghostly chaotic plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	avaricious plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	plastic Uncle Crimboku of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	plastic MechaElf of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	blurry plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	mirror electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	pulsating ghostly strapping brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	olive shaking zippy brainy plastic four-shadowed mime of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	sizzling vibrating plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	purple plastic Rene C. Corman of wisdom of doom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	huge frightening banded plastic Lord Flameface	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	pulsating plastic Beebee King	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	chaotic plastic Queen Bee	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	extremely unsafe plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	plastic Clancy the Minstrel of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	asbestos-lined plastic spiderbugbear	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	chaotic plastic peacannon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	beefy plastic the Free Man	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	teal mirror plastic fire servant of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	plastic mumblebee of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	olive studded plastic moneybee	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	plastic beebee gunners of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	dangerous plastic beebee queue	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	vibrating plastic buzzerker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	upside-down supercharged plastic bee swarm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	slick plastic batbugbear	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	blinking plastic bugaboo of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	upside-down miser's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	twirling plastic ops bugbear of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	huge plastic hypodermic bugbear of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	prompt plastic cavebugbear	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	wobbly plastic Norville Rogers of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	manspreader's plastic Scott the Miner	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	plastic angry space marine of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	jittery narrow plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	teal manspreader's plastic Father McGruber	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	squat ruddy plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	plastic blazing bat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	MacGyver's electronic dulcimer pants of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	up-at-dawn cool Frown Exerciser	0		Moxie: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	skewed soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	blurry soul knife	0		
5970	soul mask of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
5971	red record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	narrow record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	olive record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	teal record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	purple record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	red record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	squat wobbly hardened silent beret of horror of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	flavorless special slice of pizza	3	decent	Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	blurry huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	artisanal tankard of ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	sizzling experienced boxer's cloth cap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	blue smelly nippy iron dagger of courage	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	rotten hamburger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	artisanal yellow bottle of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	gray narrow tumbling round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	teal dog trainer's crafty iron helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	wool steel sword of extreme caution of temperance	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	flavorless whole roasted chicken	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	fuchsia squat potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	mediocre high-proof blinking shining goblet	10	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	double-paned banded Samson's crown	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	Jeselnik's Tesla sword of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	vibrating banded dance instructor's Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	red blinking double-paned ribald coward's Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	yellow rock-hard Herculean supercool Sword of Dark Omens	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	lime green wicked Shield of Icy Fate of the blizzard of doom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	skewed sharpshooter's hardy strapping Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	Sherlock's inspector's Newton's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: 40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	narrow Temple Grandin's padded smartaleck's Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	cyan twirling greedy hale rosy-cheeked Belt of Howling Anger	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	executive logging hatchet	0		Meat Drop: +40
6011	wobbly weightlifter's orc wrist	0		Muscle: +15
6012	clever freshwater pearl necklace	0		Maximum MP: +20
6013	asbestos-lined orcish stud-finder of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
6014	strapping screwing pooch	0		Muscle: +5
6015	enhanced ionized orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 34
6016	super-irradiated anodized orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 65
6017	improved denatured skewed squat orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 17
6018	irresponsibly strong mediocre backwoods screwdriver	10	decent	
6019	tumbling hale loadstone	0		Maximum HP: +20
6020	scorching Rosewater's Claybender glasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
6021	zippy beefcake's Duskwalker fangs	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +20
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	greasy Whoompa Fur Pants of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	blinking Whatsian Ionic Pliers of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6025	anodized pressed tumbling Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 24
6026	bouncing Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	jittery dress pants of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	teal badge of authority of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
6032	Jeselnik's weightlifter's motorcycle boots	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
6033	miser's sage stolen necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10
6034	sharpshooter's beefy troll britches	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	liquefied vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 60
6036	tolerable watered-down blurry artisanal limoncello	2	good	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	normal incredible pizza	3	good	
6039	cyan careful wholesome oil cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	maroon asbestos-lined brainy oil lamp	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
6041	steel-toed oil slacks	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	family-friendly oil pan	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
6043	boid	0		
6044	yellow woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	prompt Socratic Misty Cloak	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +3
6048	cyan Lo Pan's Da Vinci's Misty Robe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6049	Van der Graaf energetic Sinatra's Misty Cape	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6050	gray woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	squat huge Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	toothsome huge skewed Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	tolerable mirror mirror Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	boiled cold-filtered ghostly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	gray The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	squat Van der Graaf Meatcleaver of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	fortified Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	shaking brawny Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	forbidden Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	stanky Crimbo tree flocker	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	flame-retardant Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	spinning squat Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	upside-down wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	experienced Truthsayer of horror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	purple loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	cyan sword blade	0		
6071	huge Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	polymerized deionized haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	quadruple-liquefied magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	denatured enhanced pulsating twirling 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	smooth McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	toothsome gray jittery haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	pulsating school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	haggis socks of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	squat Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	jittery magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	ghostly supercool Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	squat Microplushie: Hippylase of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	auspicious Microplushie: Bropane	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	extremely unsafe Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	Jack Frost's Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	Jeselnik's Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	rosy-cheeked Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	greedy Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	friendly Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	careful Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	manspreader's Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	twirling classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	supercool Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	upside-down spinning blinking homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	spinning manspreader's Ginsu&trade; of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	teal bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	pulsating zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	upside-down zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	ghostly twirling CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	green goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	red abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	mediocre ghostly Chinese beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	blinking cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	shaking rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	tarnished non-altered shaking bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	wool fortified novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	makeshift yakuza mask of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	blinking piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	skewed wobbly vibrating veiny White Dragon Fang of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	cyan huge spinning butterfly knife of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	blinking jittery tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	blurry pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	jittery horrifying weighted paperclip chain	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	olive great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	blurry boxer's rubber gloves	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	normal roasted duck	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	adequate dead meat bun	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	rosewater-soaked cat collar	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	gray stanky suspicious-looking fedora of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	decent miniature fuchsia carrot cake	2	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	smooth carrot claret	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	diluted spinning carrot juice	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	gray flame-wreathed Byte of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	flame-wreathed anger blaster	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	rosy-cheeked doubt cannon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	ghostly reassuring fear condenser	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	regret hose of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	purple Annie Oakley's therapeutic commodore's hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	shellacked naval trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	greasy deck cannon of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	avaricious ornamental sextant	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	toasty ruddy Bloodbath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	perfectly mixed ghostly Hundred Headed IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	decent chum	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	polymerized magnetized crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 21
6172	diffused double-ionized huge candy crayons	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	sage pixel grappling hook of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
6174	skewed GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	teal bouncing cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	lime green cosmic cheese	0		
6180	purple cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	yellow cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	boxer's Jarlsberg's hat of Tarzan of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Food Drop: +100
6185	thick moldy blurry consummate hard-boiled egg	5	crappy	
6186	snack-sized delicious consummate fried egg	2	awesome	
6187	small decent consummate egg salad	2	good	
6188	adequate consummate bagel	3	good	
6189	spoiled consummate sliced bread	4	crappy	
6190	big flavorless consummate hot dog bun	5	decent	
6191	moldy consummate brownie	4	crappy	
6192	delicious consummate toast	4	awesome	
6193	mediocre huge passable stout	3	decent	
6194	diet tasty consummate soup	1	awesome	
6195	small spoiled consummate corn chips	2	crappy	
6196	rotten yellow consummate salad	4	crappy	
6197	decent immense teal consummate salsa	6	good	
6198	diet normal narrow consummate sauerkraut	1	good	
6199	normal fancy consummate cheese slice	4	good	Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 40
6200	adequate tiny consummate melted cheese	1	good	
6201	spoiled big consummate bacon	5	crappy	
6202	miniature decent special consummate meatloaf	2	good	Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 40
6203	flavorless shaking consummate steak	3	decent	
6204	spoiled diet consummate cuts	1	crappy	
6205	small stale special consummate frankfurter	2	decent	Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 30
6206	stale ghostly consummate french fries	4	decent	
6207	rotten twirling consummate baked potato	3	crappy	
6208	acceptable acceptable vodka	4	good	
6209	normal consummate ice cream	4	good	
6210	enchanted snack-sized spoiled jittery squat consummate whipped cream	2	crappy	Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 15
6211	stale consummate cream	4	decent	
6212	snack-sized stale consummate strawberries	2	decent	
6213	spoiled enchanted consummate sorbet	4	crappy	Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 15
6214	acceptable adequate rum	3	good	
6215	aged weak mediocre lager	2	awesome	
6216	bite-sized adequate immaculate grilled cheese	1	good	
6217	small moldy tumbling immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	crappy	
6218	bland immaculate hot dog	4	decent	
6219	stale miniature immaculate egg salad sandwich	2	decent	
6220	flavorless skewed perfect sandwich	3	decent	
6221	toothsome perfect chef salad	3	awesome	
6222	rotten blue perfect breakfast	3	crappy	
6223	stale sublime deluxe hot dog	4	decent	
6224	massive rotten sublime stew	7	crappy	
6225	moldy cyan sublime nachos	3	crappy	
6226	spoiled Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	4	crappy	
6227	adequate Loaded Baked Potato	3	good	
6228	stale diet Omega Sundae	1	decent	
6229	high-proof drinkable Das Sauerlager	6	good	
6230	lousy mirror Bologna Lambic	3	decent	
6231	artisanal Vodka Dog	3	EPIC	
6232	hand-crafted Disappointed Russian	4	EPIC	
6233	tolerable Chunky Mary	3	good	
6234	artisanal twirling Nachojito	3	EPIC	
6235	aged huge Le Roi	3	awesome	
6236	tolerable watered-down twirling Over Easy Rider	2	good	
6237	blurry blinking cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	colloidal boiled cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 58
6240	quantum Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 63
6241	electrified magnetized mirror censored can label	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 50
6242	pressed twirling narrow ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 57
6243	ionized non-activated flattened the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 20
6244	quadruple-concentrated adjusted super-quantum huge cat's paw	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 44
6245	polarized jittery upside-down ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 22
6246	aerosolized oxidized demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 35
6247	non-pressed clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 69
6248	triple-cold-filtered gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 35
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	asbestos-lined sinister deadly educational numberwang of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6251	colloidal scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	triple-moist frozen galvanized skewed spinning teal scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	upside-down Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	mirror blinking fireproof vibrating brawny Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	shaking tumbling friendly energetic strapping Staff of the Staff of Life of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: 60, Familiar Weight: +3, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	purple Temple Grandin's manspreader's Socratic Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	nasty electrified Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	spinning resourceful therapeutic grievous Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	upside-down inspector's therapeutic Staff of the All-Steak of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	Oprah's brawny Staff of Fruit Salad of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	squat miser's flame-retardant Staff of the Cream of the Cream of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	massive bland fancy tumbling olive grain of protein powder	6	decent	Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 30
6268	concentrated ghostly pec oil	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 37
6269	fuchsia gym membership card of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
6270	energized nitrogenated chilled Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 67
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	narrow inspector's chaotic penguin keychain	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15
6273	galvanized non-anodized jittery O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 29
6274	acceptable practically non-alcoholic open sauce	1	good	
6275	huge Samson's turkey leg of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +5
6276	bad tumbling Ye Olde Meade	4	decent	
6277	unsweetened yellow Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 23
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	frosty pewter claymore	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
6280	purple Jim Carey's artisanal rice peeler	0		Monster Level: +25
6281	moldy snack-sized heirloom grape tomato	2	crappy	
6282	gray chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	brown felt tophat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	supercool weightlifter's Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	purple Tesla clever Mark II Steam-Hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	flame-retardant nippy shellacked Mark III Steam-Hat of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	chilly electrified resourceful clever Mark IV Steam-Hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: 70, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	nasty careful Newton's educational groovy Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	clever educational punk rock jacket	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +20
6292	shaking vibrating supercool safety pin	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6293	delicious bite-sized stolen sushi	1	awesome	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	aerosolized adjusted Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 45
6301	non-adjusted ionized squat possibility potion	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 58
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	flame-retardant mansplainer's studded Rosewater's beefcake's Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	narrow nippy baleful Jarlsberg's pan of extreme caution of incineration of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	chilled celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	wet squat celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	polymerized activated celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	pressed super-altered diffused celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	Oprah's Uncle Buck	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	blinking damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	huge mirror toasty Herculean SCUBA tank	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Adventure Underwater
6316	Annie Oakley's dance instructor's deep six-shooter	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
6317	miser's stylish sea chaps	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	ghostly Lo Pan's experienced smartaleck's sea holster	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
6319	pressed shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 52
6320	beefy long-forgotten necklace	0		Muscle: +10
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	ghostly huge stylish cool jam band of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: 30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6324	lightning-fast flame-wreathed aquamariner's ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6325	teal pulsating huge clever padded aquamariner's necklace of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
6326	blue blinking Sherlock's vibrating pearl diver's ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
6327	quilted pearl diver's necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
6328	mirror sushi doily	0		
6329	squat spinning scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	shaking lightning-fast manspreader's curative cozy scimitar	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
6333	greasy slick strapping Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Breakable
6334	huge zippy friendly cozy bazooka of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +20, Breakable
6335	lightning-fast sea mantle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +40
6336	wool sea shawl of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	chilly supercool sea cape	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	lime green censurious extremely unsafe muddy pirate hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	Lo Pan's dangerous floral-print skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	inspector's sinister spectral axe	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
6342	careful super-strong air freshener of doom	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6343	magnetized vacuum-sealed frozen Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 14
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	pressed Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 19
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	double-anodized polarized dry ghostly Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 64
6348	smooth Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	wobbly Newton's Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): 23, Single Equip
6350	dance instructor's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	bouncing thinker's Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Mysticality: +10
6352	blurry smelly Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +50
6353	spinning Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 54
6355	corrupted bouncing skewed Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 60
6356	upside-down Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	narrow Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	hale Mer-kin begsign	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40
6360	ghostly Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	triple-denatured pulled taffy	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	extra-warmed polymerized pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	super-liquefied frozen skewed pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	triple-improved non-irradiated spinning pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	nitrogenated cold-filtered pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	extra-dry altered concentrated squat pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	polymerized squat pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	special tolerable practically non-alcoholic mirror spinning can of the cheapest beer	1	good	Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5
6372	hand-crafted lime green bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	EPIC	
6373	artisanal practically non-alcoholic fuchsia single swig of vodka	1	EPIC	
6374	squat angry inch	0		
6375	wobbly smartaleck's testy toolbox	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	squat Jick-o-User	0		
6378	blurry eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	pressed quantum huge ph balancer	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 62
6381	anodized mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 60
6382	shaking nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	crappy	
6384	huge blinking jigsaw blade	0		
6385	skewed wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	frozen irradiated enhanced Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 23
6390	Vulcanized super-electrified Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 39
6391	magnetized ionized Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41
6392	lightning-fast chilly scale-mail underwear	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	denatured corrupted purple comb jelly	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 12
6394	narrow anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	jittery glass	0		
6399	double-Vulcanized blurry Boss Drops	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 30
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	triple-wet tear	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 42
6402	vacuum-sealed warmed jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 46
6403	triple-quantum magnetized grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 24
6404	double-liquefied ghostly violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 49
6405	Vulcanized electrified cold-filtered yellow pulsating worst candy	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 16
6406	quadruple-boiled jittery fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 37
6407	green miser's strapping Pocket Square of Loathing of the cougar	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	wobbly Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	twirling KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	blurry pulsating shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	mirror Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	adequate flavorless gruel	4	good	
6416	normal mana curds	3	good	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	galvanized moth dust	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 27
6420	flattened blurry maroon glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 51
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	decent vampire chowder	3	good	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	jittery Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	decent Dreadsylvanian stew	3	good	
6427	drinkable Dreadsylvanian	3	good	
6428	warmed fuchsia mirror Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 18
6429	quantum wet mirror Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 69
6430	family-friendly brawny dreadful fedora	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	narrow auspicious dreadful glove	0		Item Drop: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	upside-down huge Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	pulsating blue Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	blinking pulsating Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	green jittery Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	clever brainy Covers-Your-Head of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	resourceful Sinatra's Socratic Drapes-You-Regally	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	narrow double-paned mansplainer's boxer's Warms-Your-Tush	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	boxer's Helps-You-Sleep of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Blind
6444	Annie Oakley's deadly Quiets-Your-Steps of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6445	Sherlock's wool Protects-Your-Junk	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
6446	mediocre Gets-You-Drunk	3	decent	
6447	green ribald mansplainer's smartaleck's Great Wolf's headband	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	maroon jittery zippy Sherlock's Great Wolf's left paw of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	horrifying Great Wolf's right paw of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	wobbly green educational Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	censurious knitted Great Wolf's beastly trousers of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: 8, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	enhanced Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 29
6454	Newton's zombie mariachi hat of the bloodbag of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	blurry Jim Carey's cool weightlifter's zombie accordion	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	executive extremely unsafe grievous zombie mariachi pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 150, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	HOA regulation book of James Dean of the storm of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20
6458	pulsating prompt healthy baleful HOA zombie eyes	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	narrow nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	gray up-at-dawn frightening Mayor Ghost's toupee of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	toasty manspreader's sinister Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	chaotic electrified Mayor Ghost's khakis of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	tumbling foul-smelling energetic Mayor Ghost's gavel of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	pulsating scorching razor-sharp Mayor Ghost's sash of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	spoiled massive enchanted ghost pepper	9	crappy	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 30
6469	gravedigger's foul-smelling deadly Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	Drunkula's cape of the wise owl of mayonnaise of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	Fonzie's Drunkula's silky pants of Gandalf of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	wobbly cyan Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	twirling censurious careful Drunkula's ring of haze of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	Drunkula's wineglass of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
6475	drinkable bottle of Bloodweiser	4	good	
6476	flame-wreathed curative Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	tumbling sharpshooter's stylish Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	studded Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the storm of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	olive pulsating reassuring chaotic energetic healthy brawny Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
6480	double-paned Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
6481	sharpshooter's steel-toed Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10
6482	shaking huge inspector's dangerous Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
6483	Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	skewed dreadful roast	0		
6487	huge stinking agaricus	0		
6488	decent special mirror Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	good	Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	pulsating wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	fuchsia replica key	0		
6495	narrow Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	blue eau de mort	0		
6498	tolerable weak pulsating bloody kiwitini	2	good	
6499	fuchsia moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	curative dangerous Sinatra's moon-amber necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	shaking ghost pencil	0		
6504	dangerous hangman's hood of extreme caution of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +20
6505	skewed flame-retardant sage beefcake's ring finger ring	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	blurry sage cool iron helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	shaking padded cool iron breastplate of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
6510	spinning groovy beefcake's cool iron greaves	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	wobbly sizzling sage ghost shawl	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	narrow thinker's warm fur	0		Mysticality: +10
6514	shaking groovy snowstick	0		Moxie Percent: +10
6515	knitted eerie fetish	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6516	practically non-alcoholic bad stinkwater	1	decent	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	small tasty accidental mutton	2	awesome	
6519	supercharged occult drafty drawers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	fortified grievous wolfskull mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	blinking greedy guts necklace	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6522	teal blurry upside-down Annie Oakley's occult groping claw	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20
6523	hale vengeful spirit	0		Maximum HP: +20
6524	nippy BOOtonniere	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
6525	anodized magnetized teal ghost thread	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 31
6526	personal trainer's bag of unfinished business of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +7
6527	up-at-dawn transparent pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	blinking hothammer of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6529	lousy narrow Thriller Ice	3	decent	
6530	groovy grandfather watch	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	bouncing manspreader's rosy-cheeked spyglass	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10
6533	flame-wreathed vial of hot blood	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6534	tumbling gray huge fortified remorseless knife	0		Damage Absorption: +60
6535	horrifying intimidating coiffure	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	Jeselnik's nasty cod cape	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
6537	jumbo stale shaking blood sausage	5	decent	
6538	mirror electrified frying brainpan of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6539	squat teal smelly supercharged ball and chain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6540	baleful dry bone	0		Spell Damage: +25
6541	ribald tailbone shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
6542	nasty tonguebone	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
6543	squat huge Fonzie's wizardly pogo stick	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
6545	double-paned sizzling occult weedy skirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	narrow huge pants of wisdom of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	narrow cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	mirror cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	maroon cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	vacuum-sealed adjusted blurry jittery phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 50
6557	vacuum-sealed shaking twirling blurry phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 21
6558	corrupted oxidized phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 36
6559	activated phial of stench	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 28
6560	dry altered spinning spinning phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 23
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	wobbly mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	tumbling hand of Mr. Cards of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	stale Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	3	decent	
6565	spoiled super-sized squat Dreadsylvanian pocket	5	crappy	
6566	decent snack-sized Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	good	
6567	toothsome maroon Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	awesome	
6568	small adequate fuchsia Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2	good	
6569	drinkable Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	4	good	
6570	delicious boozy Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	5	awesome	
6571	watered-down special drinkable Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2	good	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 15
6572	perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6573	hand-crafted cyan Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6574	blue pulsating hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	spinning red sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	shaking Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	teal dreadful box	0		
6582	twirling Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	upside-down double-paned hot dog wrapper	0		Cold Resistance: +5
6585	crafty dance instructor's debonair deboner	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10
6586	double-polymerized triple-modified tarnished green chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 41
6587	jar of frostigkraut of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Damage Aura: 1
6588	padded Fonzie's gnawed-up dog bone	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +20
6589	cyan energetic Grey Guanon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1
6590	supercharged studded wizardly Engorged Sausages and You	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +30
6591	tolerable watered-down enchanted dream of a dog	2	good	Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 10
6592	red forbidden optimal spreadsheet of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25
6593	blinking defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	powdered huge epic cluster	1	crappy	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	teal clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	cyan ghostly clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	skewed clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	maroon skewed clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	hand-crafted Cold One	3	???	
6616	flavorless half-sized squat spaghetti breakfast	2	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	maroon folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	blinking folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	purple folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	ghostly folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	purple folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	bouncing folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	green folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	upside-down folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	huge folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	shaking jittery folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	mirror fuchsia folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	dance instructor's sage slide rule	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6649	super-energized Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 23
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	strong delicious stepmom's booze	5	awesome	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	supercool band T-shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20
6655	lousy spinning narrow olive fountain 'soda'	4	decent	
6656	twirling illegal firecracker	0		
6657	greedy quilted pickelhaube	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	ionized hair oil	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 20
6659	concentrated scrap	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 63
6660	gray spinning school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	tumbling resourceful energetic stylish thinker's Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50
6663	universal key	0		
6664	bouncing world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	deathchucks of the ox of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
6666	eraser	0		
6667	wobbly mirror quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	twirling clay homunculus	0		
6671	boiled ghostly sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 36
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	gray yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	twirling stinkbomb	0		
6675	colloidal magnetized superwater	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 51
6676	jittery huge Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	upside-down crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	skewed Samson's Yearbook Club Camera	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	executive machete	0		Meat Drop: +40
6680	artisanal enchanted fuchsia Cursed Punch	3	EPIC	Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 25
6681	drinkable fancy Bowl of Scorpions	4	good	Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 45
6682	bad mirror Fog Murderer	3	decent	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	twirling manspreader's surgical mask	0		Monster Level: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	bouncing half-size scalpel of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	healthy surgical apron	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	upside-down Temple Grandin's bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	tumbling McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	olive blinking McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	twirling blue McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	upside-down moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	lime green scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	tumbling stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	purple imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	skewed executive Da Vinci's short-handled mop	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +40
6705	fancy normal jungle floor wax	3	good	Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 30
6706	spinning smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	non-galvanized liquefied unsweetened tumbling colorful toad	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 44
6708	ghostly crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	gray blinking studded savvy pygmy briefs	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	blinking short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	gray bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	fuchsia greasy sphygmomanometer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6716	ionized enhanced pulsating bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 43
6717	skewed tongue depressor	0		
6718	stiffened sinister compression stocking	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1
6719	yellow cool midriff scrubs of the early riser	0		Moxie: +5, Adventures: +7
6720	pickled unsweetened spinning huge pill cup	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 57
6721	sharpshooter's supercharged fortified water bottle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	improved tarnished denatured pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 47
6723	purple huge Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	stale diet exotic jungle fruit	1	decent	
6725	upside-down Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	blurry upside-down UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	blurry funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	blurry clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	ghostly junk junk	0		
6736	skewed Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	triple-aerosolized twirling olive wobbly bent scrap	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 11
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	gravedigger's junk band	0		Spooky Damage: +10
6743	brawny junk trunks	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	nasty junk-mail shirt	0		Stench Damage: +5
6745	huge yummy pulsating junk food	7	awesome	
6746	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic narrow junk yard	1	EPIC	
6747	Sherlock's razor-sharp swordzall	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25
6748	arm buzzer	0		Item Drop: +5
6749	Sherlock's clever boilgun	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +25
6750	skewed Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	narrow narrow beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	mediocre can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	tolerable irresponsibly strong narrow can of Drooling Monk	9	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	lousy can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	perfectly mixed twirling bottle of Old Pugilist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	mediocre distilled narrow shaking bottle of Professor Beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	practically non-alcoholic smooth bottle of Rapier Witbier	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	mediocre bottle of Race Car Red	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	irresponsibly strong lousy bottle of Greedy Dog	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	triple-distilled tolerable bottle of Lambada Lambic	10	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	blurry tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	knitted hale grievous tin tam	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	diffused wobbly tin cup	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	studded tin foil of extreme caution of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	pulsating greasy mansplainer's stiffened tin drum	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	upside-down tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	skewed tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	anodized polarized warmed foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 48
6777	adjusted seal sweat	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 41
6778	quadruple-pressed diffused huge boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 38
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	chaotic brawny studded sealhide shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
6781	narrow dance instructor's arcane researcher's scabrous seal epaulets	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	Jeselnik's crafty seal medal of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
6784	narrow deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	diffused liquefied teal disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 15
6796	denatured quantum maroon disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 28
6797	improved disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 49
6798	quadruple-quantum disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 49
6799	modified tarnished blurry jittery disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 41
6800	flattened triple-dry huge disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 51
6801	activated pickled disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 66
6802	extra-diffused wet disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 68
6803	improved anodized disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 69
6804	galvanized disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 41
6805	irradiated bouncing maroon disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 37
6806	vacuum-sealed blinking disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 39
6807	shellacked personal trainer's The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	beer-battered accordion of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	baritone accordion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	family-friendly mama's squeezebox	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	bouncing auspicious guancertina	0		Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	accordion file of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	brainy accord ion	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	pulsating bouncing Sherlock's bone bandoneon	0		Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	bouncing pentatonic accordion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	non-Euclidean non-accordion of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	gray pulsating Sherlock's nasty Accordion of Jordion	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	jittery autocalliope of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	lime green sinister accordionoid rocca	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	MacGyver's pygmy concertinette	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	miser's dangerous ghost accordion	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	peace accordion of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	upside-down jittery squat scorching alarm accordion of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	auspicious scorching dance instructor's All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	Socratic KoL Con X Treasure Map of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15
6828	weak perfectly mixed discocktail	2	EPIC	
6829	hardened KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Damage Reduction: 3
6830	wizardly Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Mysticality: +25
6831	electrified deionized fuchsia squat Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 49
6832	blue Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	warmed dry Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 19
6834	moist box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 25
6835	altered diffused bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 16
6836	Vulcanized pulsating jittery PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 16
6837	colloidal polarized ghostly Swizzler	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 59
6838	flattened narrow Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 27
6839	deionized non-dry jam	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 11
6840	polarized alkaline red blinking Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 59
6841	enhanced extra-denatured teal 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 64
6842	modified pulsating vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 21
6843	activated galvanized flattened bone bons	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 23
6844	altered super-activated jittery ironic mint	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 45
6845	mirror narrow unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	blurry extremely unsafe security flashlight	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
6849	deionized triple-pickled Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
6850	upside-down careful Fonzie's sturdy cane of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10
6851	squat huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	upside-down desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	spinning a suspicious address	0		
6856	jittery Bal-musette accordion of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	blurry ghostly smelly Cajun accordion	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	foul-smelling quirky accordion	0		Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	teal Fonzie's Socratic Skipper's accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked brawny beefcake's Pantsgiving	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	small toothsome red can of sardines	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	rotten massive high-calorie sugar substitute	7	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	decent super-sized pat of butter	5	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	tasty huge dinner roll	7	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	spoiled half-sized mashed potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	half-sized moldy squat whole turkey leg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	jumbo adequate deviled egg	5	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	oxidized wobbly finger exerciser	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	non-polymerized huge dented spoon	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	polymerized altered mirror love note	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	blinking school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	moist nail file	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	diffused nitrogenated skewed candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	blinking gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	warmed tumbling jittery post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	huge dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	blurry pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pulsating pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	ghostly pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	tumbling gray Usain Bolt's foul-smelling manspreader's bowl of petunias of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	knitted chaotic Tesla hale power sock	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	twirling greedy coward's smooth wool sock of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	blurry lard-coated ruddy shellacked moustache sock of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	pickled double-nitrogenated pulsating spirit gum	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 28
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	blue spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	twirling electrified curative occult spirit bell	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	liquefied huge spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	non-oxidized freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	modified aerosolized blinking blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	modified extra-wet handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	super-irradiated vacuum-sealed tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	improved flattened shaking Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	chilly Samson's flask flops	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
6903	ionized adjusted huge nuts	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	corrupted cold-filtered jittery bolts	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	moldy blinking gingerbread robot	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	adequate petit 4.1	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	decent immense nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	7	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	personal trainer's plastic GORM-8	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	upside-down chaotic plastic warbear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	blurry Tesla plastic Toybot	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	scorching plastic warbear fortress	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	chaotic hardened plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	blinking warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	blue warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	zippy executive warbear hoverbelt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	huge mirror warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	unsweetened diffused spinning warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	anodized warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	denatured warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	bite-sized spoiled jittery warbear feasting bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	normal warbear warrior bread	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	bland low-calorie mirror warbear thermoregulator bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	tolerable distilled warbear feasting mead	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	lousy blurry ghostly warbear bearserker mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	drinkable practically non-alcoholic warbear blizzard mead	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	huge warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	Usain Bolt's nippy warbear plain fedora of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: 140, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	censurious warbear feathered fedora	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	olive lion tamer's arcane researcher's warbear fedora of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	hale educational warbear plain helm of extreme caution	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	warbear spiked helm of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	stylish warbear electro-spiked helm of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	spinning zippy wool supercool warbear plain ushanka	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	ghostly educational warbear lined ushanka	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	zippy foul-smelling healthy warbear heated ushanka	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	narrow clever veiny warbear party pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	Temple Grandin's warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	executive baleful sinister warbear high festival pants	0		Spell Damage: 35, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	horrifying quilted warbear battle greaves of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	cyan avaricious warbear officer greaves	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	foul-smelling clever warbear bearserker greaves of horror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	double-paned rosy-cheeked strapping warbear johns	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	blue boxer's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	wobbly veiny steel-toed weightlifter's warbear johns	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	ghostly warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	spinning wobbly horrifying Da Vinci's warbear goggles of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	curative warbear snowblindness goggles	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	flame-wreathed hardy warbear polarized goggles of terror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	frosty Newton's warbear laser bowtie of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	wobbly Fonzie's warbear plasma bowtie	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	jittery nasty wholesome Sinatra's warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	family-friendly hardened warbear warscarf of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	warbear fleece-lined warscarf of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	smelly Samson's thinker's warbear warscarf	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	wobbly warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	upside-down warbear foil hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	ghostly warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	family-friendly warbear oil pan of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	razor-sharp warbear exhaust manifold	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	wobbly warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	pulsating warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	blue blinking warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	skewed inspector's die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	gravedigger's die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	pulsating purple manspreader's die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	mirror red die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	pulsating blue stanky die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	upside-down bouncing Van der Graaf die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	baleful die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	green die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	strapping die-cast factory worker elf	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	Fonzie's die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	twirling lion tamer's die-cast middle-management elf	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	huge shellacked die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	tumbling Usain Bolt's die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	huge wizardly die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	zippy die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	gravedigger's die-cast death ray in a pear tree of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	gray frightening die-cast turtle mech	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	wicked die-cast Swiss hen	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	perfumed die-cast killing bird	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	Usain Bolt's die-cast ring	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	ruddy die-cast goose a-laying	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	skewed tumbling sinister die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	blinking slick die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	reassuring die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	wobbly steel-toed die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	forbidden die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	flame-wreathed ruddy die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	jittery perfumed Jim Carey's die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	shaking pulsating greasy curative die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	lion tamer's die-cast Father Crimbo of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	double-chilled Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	blue lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	denatured cyan ghostly handful of Smithereens	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	small bland Every Day is Like This Sundae	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	bland Miserable Pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	toothsome green This Charming Flan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	special bad Irish Coffee, English Heart	4	decent	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	lousy Strikes Again Bigmouth	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	smooth blurry Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	fuchsia jittery Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	teal Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	greedy flame-retardant sharpshooter's Herculean Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	wool scorching Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the bloodbag of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	narrow sharpshooter's studded Rosewater's strapping Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	fuchsia manspreader's groovy A Light that Never Goes Out of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	green smelly Jim Carey's Oprah's Half a Purse of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	upside-down frosty resourceful studded Hairpiece On Fire of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	sizzling Annie Oakley's Rosewater's Vicar's Tutu of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	healthy Sinatra's Hand in Glove of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	Temple Grandin's manspreader's supercool Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	spinning manspreader's Ouija Board, Ouija Board of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	double-paned padded groovy Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	fortified arcane researcher's Saucepanic of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	frosty stiffened Frankly Mr. Shank of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	lightning-fast Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the empath of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: 100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	third-hand lantern of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	toothsome massive tumbling pickled egg	6	awesome	
7033	special cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 35
7034	lime green warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	blurry warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	polymerized moist warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	squat warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	deionized blinking glass slipper	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	distilled antimatter wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	liquefied ionized fuchsia warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	non-boiled liquefied olive wobbly warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	moist aerosolized modified shaking warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	bouncing green broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	toothsome wobbly warbear gyro	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	chilled boiled recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	twirling warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	flavorless breakfast mess	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	immense yummy breakfast miracle	7	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	warmed energized jittery bouncing Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	upside-down festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	pulsating praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	twirling blue Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	modified upside-down grim fairy tale	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	dry moist single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	oxidized single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 68
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	normal cyan snow berries	3	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	stale ice harvest	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	flattened pickled cyan frost flower	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	double-unsweetened magnetized mirror snow cleats	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	quantum denatured liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	moldy thick snow crab	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	acceptable boozy Ice Island Long Tea	5	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	brainy snow mobile	0		Mysticality: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	lion tamer's ice bucket	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	bouncing zippy snow shovel of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	lime green perfumed gravedigger's toasty bod-ice	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	cyan tumbling executive arcane researcher's Samson's snow belt of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	smelly Herculean smooth ice nine of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: 60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	drinkable En Una Fila Tequila	3	good	
7091	ghostly Skully's hot chocolate	1	awesome	
7092	blurry up-at-dawn sharpshooter's warbear dress helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	squat maroon blinking thinker's warbear dress bracers of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	upside-down inspector's warbear dress greaves of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	jittery double-paned brainy sweatband	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	blinking wicked cool gym shorts	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	squat Sherlock's weightlifter's ankleweights	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	wholesome slick sweat socks of Tarzan of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	blinking pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	cyan Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	dehydrated shaking Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	vacuum-sealed upside-down shaking wobbly powder	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	resourceful licorice whip	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	aged snakebite	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	prompt rosewater-soaked candy stick	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	diet decent pecan	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	flavorless pecan pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	half-sized adequate candy mountain oyster	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	drinkable triple-distilled chocotini	9	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	maroon smelly Oprah's rosy-cheeked chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	rotten candy carrot	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	moldy pulsating candy carrot cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	friendly carrot-on-a-stick of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	toasty forbidden weasel stomping pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	diet normal bouncing mulberry	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	tolerable lime green mulled berry wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	jittery padded lemon party hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	skewed studded lemon shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	lemon drop trousers of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	non-diffused moist vacuum-sealed lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	olive nasty groovy gummi sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	boiled unsweetened small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	fortified chocolate cow bone	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	ionized frozen narrow gummi fang	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	yummy leftover canap&eacute;s	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	mediocre practically non-alcoholic spinning magnum of champagne	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	nasty resourceful cow creamer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	activated wet Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	teal lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	clever cool wolf whistle	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	snack-sized normal mirror witch's bread	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	enhanced aerosolized witch's brew	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	upside-down scorching Temple Grandin's veiny witch's bra	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	hand-crafted narrow mid-level medieval mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	super-ionized R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	mirror shaking spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	ionized hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	wet twirling hare brush	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	bouncing rosewater-soaked electrified hare pin	0		Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	bouncing odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	normal cinnamon cannoli	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	hand-crafted expensive champagne	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	flattened vacuum-sealed polo trophy	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	twirling oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	jittery rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	skewed filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	purple flame-wreathed dog trainer's Tesla fire hose	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	small rotten twirling fireman's lunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	olive hardy plain paper hat of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	bland wobbly ice cream sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	rosy-cheeked personal trainer's &quot;honey&quot; dipper of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	bite-sized stale ghostly shaking plumber's lunch	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	fortified Sinatra's skull gearshift knob of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	moldy thick nachos of the night	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	pulsating auspicious steel-toed deadly Sketcherz&trade;	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	stale small squat can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	polarized pulsating tumbling smudge stick	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	triple-aerosolized fuchsia huge wall	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	hand-crafted tankard of ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	pickled unsweetened maroon blinking wobbly scroll case	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	extra-polarized jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	huge juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	enchanted bland humble pie	3	decent	Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	enhanced crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 33
7178	jittery Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	pulsating The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	bouncing Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	practically non-alcoholic aged unnamed cocktail	1	awesome	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	jittery unrequired jacket of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
7190	spinning nasty tommy gun	0		Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	shaking throwing spoon	0		
7194	huge throwing fork	0		
7195	pulsating knitted frightening breadchucks	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
7196	twirling shuriken salad	0		
7197	combat fan of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7198	twirling lard-coated silk skirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	jittery blowdart	0		
7200	wobbly miser's Buddy Bjorn	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	veiny supercool groovy The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Maximum HP: +10
7202	rotten sweet roll Alabama	4	crappy	
7203	blinking stylish Saturday Night Special	0		Moxie: +25
7204	skewed lynyrd snare	0		
7205	lion tamer's fleetwood chain	0		Experience (familiar): +2
7206	perfectly mixed wobbly pulsating Green Manalishi	4	EPIC	
7207	blurry blade of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
7208	jittery fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	shaking eagle's milk	1	decent	
7210	wet upside-down green eagle feather	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 50
7211	oxidized one pill	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 19
7212	Jefferson wings of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
7213	lime green fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	low-calorie rotten fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1	crappy	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	stanky lynyrdskin cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	blurry Temple Grandin's lynyrdskin tunic	0		Familiar Weight: +7
7219	shaking lightning-fast lynyrdskin breeches	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cyan cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Flamin' Whatshisname	1	good	
7223	polymerized alkaline moist yellow lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 13
7224	twirling veiny Kashmir sweater of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7225	normal custard pie	4	good	
7226	tea for one	1	good	
7227	weak aged bottle of Evermore	2	awesome	
7228	gray box	0		
7229	acceptable blinking wine	4	good	
7230	hand-crafted watered-down rum	2	EPIC	
7231	practically non-alcoholic enchanted mediocre Murderer's Punch	1	decent	Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 50
7232	flavorless velvet cake	4	decent	
7233	improved skewed letter	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 62
7234	teal rosy-cheeked Sinatra's book	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
7235	hardy Rosewater's masque	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
7236	dog trainer's red-hot poker	0		Experience (familiar): +1
7237	double-paned Red X Shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5
7238	upside-down rosewater-soaked badge of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7239	frosty chilly shirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7240	careful occult coat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10
7241	tumbling razor-sharp savvy shoe	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	wet pressed wobbly shaking blood cells	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 57
7245	denatured pulsating eye	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 49
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	Fonzie's cool Red Fox glove	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	warmed pickled foxglove	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 42
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	jittery family-friendly fireproof foul-smelling thinker's Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	twirling shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	blinking Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	watered-down mediocre bouncing mini-martini	2	decent	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	mixed shaking tumbling molotov soda	1	good	
7258	anodized non-magnetized pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 40
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	fuchsia resourceful Sneaky Pete's basket of the bloodbag of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	mirror photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	upside-down scorching padded Samson's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	narrow Professor What garment	0		
7270	bouncing &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	blinking teal plastic Professor What	0		Item Drop: +5
7273	cyan dangerous plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Weapon Damage: +10
7274	Jack Frost's plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
7275	spinning nasty plastic Gary Claybender	0		Stench Damage: +5
7276	pulsating Jeselnik's plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7277	pickled jittery robot grease	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 62
7278	pulsating returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	adjusted wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 42
7280	energized magnetized adjusted gray tumbling wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 20
7281	altered pickled wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 38
7282	moist irradiated wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 49
7283	modified wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 52
7284	groovy crying statue earrings of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	green greasy baleful plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	knitted baleful plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	mirror Annie Oakley's veiny Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	Space Tourist palmdoctor of mayonnaise of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	Usain Bolt's thinker's beefy amok putter	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +80
7290	bland tiny fuchsia amok pudding	1	decent	
7291	huge jittery deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	ionized can of V-11	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	aromatic elevennis shoes of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	huge elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	scandalous elevenderizing hammer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	lard-coated Professor What T-Shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	yellow Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	activated narrow eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 67
7309	quadruple-cold-filtered rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 40
7310	deionized quadruple-Vulcanized twirling bronzer	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 69
7311	bouncing nasty elegant nightstick of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	teal poppet	0		
7315	ghostly rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	yellow twirling jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	up-at-dawn friendly manspreader's ghost of a necklace	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +5
7319	blurry skewed Fonzie's Elizabeth's Dollie of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15
7320	quantum quantum Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 62
7321	avaricious nasty Stephen's lab coat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
7322	tarnished Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 54
7323	skewed gray wool Jacob's rung of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5
7324	distilled narrow battery	1		
7325	boozy lousy spinning snakebite	5	decent	
7326	rubber ribcage of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +100
7327	denatured skewed synthetic marrow	1		
7328	deionized frozen diffused narrow funny bone	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 31
7329	prompt dance instructor's half-melted spoon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +3
7330	mixed squat mirror red the funk	1		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 10
7331	moldy spinning gunky chicken	3	crappy	
7332	bouncing olive personal trainer's doll head	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	gravedigger's paddle-ball of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7336	corrupted yellow upside-down sound effects record	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 47
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	Vulcanized dry dancer	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 29
7339	squat music box mechanism	0		
7340	tumbling censurious moose antlers	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	double-denatured jittery moose thought	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 68
7342	immense stale moose chocolate	7	decent	
7343	fortified hand-crafted twirling squat painting of a glass of wine	5	EPIC	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	ghost toga of Tarzan of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
7348	fancy miniature flavorless skewed pulsating sheet cake	2	decent	Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 5
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	olive inspector's rosy-cheeked Staff of the Electric Range of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: 35
7352	huge flavorless deluxe layer cake	10	decent	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	tolerable fuchsia red-hot boilermaker	3	good	
7355	dog trainer's coal shovel	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	modified narrow hot coal	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 62
7357	alkaline galvanized green coal dust	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 12
7358	blinking occult stylish Bram's choker of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	blurry plaid bandage	0		
7361	squat fuchsia plaid pocket square of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
7362	frightening Samson's plaid skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	ionized bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 58
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	quadruple-warmed ghostly blinking fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 58
7366	delicious huge bottle of laundry sherry	4	awesome	
7367	irradiated skewed industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 41, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	low-calorie spoiled extra-flat panini	1	crappy	
7369	enhanced oxidized mangled finger	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 69
7370	delicious cyan Psychotic Train wine	4	awesome	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	special gigantic yummy pie man was not meant to eat	10	awesome	Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
7373	sommelier's towel of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
7374	Lo Pan's tarnished tastevin	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
7375	stale huge bouncing actual tapas	9	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	squat fuchsia asbestos-lined ghast iron cleaver of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
7378	shaking reassuring ghast iron Garibaldi of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	twirling dance instructor's cool ghast iron heater shield	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7380	olive mansplainer's rock-hard ghast iron codpiece	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	tumbling huge smooth Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Moxie: +15
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	adjusted tarnished frozen Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	modified purple Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	triple-denatured twirling Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	modified liquefied magnetized huge Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	oxidized chilled twirling Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	alkaline blinking Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	nitrogenated bouncing Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	polarized deionized blue Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	dry ghostly Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	polymerized pressed Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	deionized moist blinking Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	ionized quadruple-deionized extra-anodized blurry Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	irradiated activated tumbling Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	concentrated tumbling bouncing Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	diffused adjusted Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	adjusted chilled jittery ghostly Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	unsweetened red Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	pickled blinking pulsating Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	polarized liquefied blinking Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	enhanced ghostly Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	super-aerosolized deionized blinking Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	pressed super-alkaline squat twirling Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	bouncing Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	bouncing Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	blinking Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	blurry Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	wobbly Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	narrow Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	bouncing Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	jittery Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	olive bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	tarnished skewed sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	blue Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	colloidal colloidal huge Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	vacuum-sealed quantum aerosolized Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	nitrogenated modified blurry Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	quantum cyan Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	Vulcanized purple Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	wet irradiated Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	adjusted teal Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	decent super-sized upside-down Beefy Crunch Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	adequate Brain Food Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	moldy small mirror Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	bland Medical Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	spoiled Energy Buzz Pastaco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	spoiled tiny wobbly upside-down Ludovico Pastaco	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	drinkable overpowering mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	fancy hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic complex mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	mediocre weak gray smooth mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	hand-crafted blood-red mushroom wine	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	mediocre squat buzzing mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	bad swirling mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	yummy tiny Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	stale Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	ghostly Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	hand-crafted regular-size brogurt	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	tolerable practically non-alcoholic super-size brogurt	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	high-proof artisanal broberry brogurt	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	artisanal blurry brocolate brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	acceptable squat French bronilla brogurt	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	twirling squat History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	red Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	mirror Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	gravedigger's Brogre brorts	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	experienced Brogre brolo shirt	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	resourceful Brogre bucket hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	huge airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	pulsating one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	flame-retardant brawny 8-billed baseball cap of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	lime green reassuring wholesome stylish extremely wet T-shirt	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	narrow scorching Temple Grandin's shrimp fork of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: 12, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	vacuum-sealed shaking gray BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	vacuum-sealed shaking go-go potion	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	pressed vacuum-sealed shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	concentrated ghostly Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	string of moist beads of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	colloidal double-nitrogenated chilled shaking green Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	galvanized sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	moist tumbling tumbling sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	squat sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	artisanal Rompedores de Fantasmas	3	EPIC	
7483	fancy lousy blurry La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	4	decent	Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 15
7484	delicious narrow Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	4	awesome	
7485	spinning loosening powder	0		
7486	bouncing castoreum	0		
7487	blinking drain dissolver	0		
7488	bouncing triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	practically non-alcoholic mediocre squat bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	1	decent	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	blue huge wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	squat bottled day	0		
7497	shaking ghost formula	0		
7498	blurry Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	aerosolized Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 57
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	liquefied oxidized blinking bouncing Texas tea	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 67
7503	tumbling tumbling dark hamethyst ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
7504	manspreader's dark baconstone ring	0		Monster Level: +10
7505	mirror friendly dark porquoise ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7506	purple chaotic Herculean book	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10
7507	blurry coward's cloak	0		Monster Level: -20
7508	label	0		
7509	bland Mornington crescent roll	4	decent	
7510	ionized unsweetened eye shadow	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 26
7511	pulsating crumbling wheel	0		
7512	aerosolized yellow poppy	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 15
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	padded grievous duonoculars	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	bouncing witch's spare house key	0		
7517	upside-down rosewater-soaked spider leg of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +3
7518	wobbly wand of pigification	0		
7519	artisanal blue glass of bourbon	3	EPIC	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	yummy massive government cheese	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	blurry mirror perfumed pair of government shades	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	nitrogenated government	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	ionized concentrated alien drugs	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	blinking weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	veiny government-issued night-vision goggles of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	enchanted bland loaf of alien bread	4	decent	Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	spoiled twirling grilled cheese sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	altered alien protein powder	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	mediocre rocket fuel	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	smooth tumbling stealth bomber	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	blinking twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	upside-down Usain Bolt's space beast fur hat	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	shaking cool space beast fur pants	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	space beast fur whip of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	spinning stylish space heater of the storm	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	delicious space port	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	razor-sharp space needle of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	colloidal buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	upside-down hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	non-boiled improved concentrated jittery huge ash soda	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	boiled dry spinning liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	frozen dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	triple-dry polymerized wobbly bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	denatured dry triple-corrupted upside-down wobbly bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	non-activated blood cells	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 61
7558	distilled mediocre wine	5	decent	
7559	dry gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 37
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	triple-energized cyan giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 41
7562	polarized non-anodized musk turtle	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 16
7563	colloidal programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 19
7564	boiled adjusted twirling narrow mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 42
7565	normal ham steak	3	good	
7566	blurry Da Vinci's time-twitching toolbelt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	resourceful Da Vinci's brainy Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +50
7569	purple mansplainer's sharpshooter's Time Bandit Badge of Courage of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
7570	cold-filtered aerosolized tumbling Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 68
7571	wobbly family-friendly Temple Grandin's silent pea shooter	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7572	rotten green squat D roll	4	crappy	
7573	Rosewater's kiwi beak of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100
7574	mediocre New Zealand iced tea	3	decent	
7575	spinning medical-grade rock-hard droll monocle	0		Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7576	aerosolized pressed quadruple-galvanized lime green future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 25
7577	colloidal triple-alkaline polarized squat future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 54
7578	enhanced enhanced future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 26
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	dried shaking liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	fuchsia shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	bland rack of dinosaur ribs	4	decent	
7583	bad scotch on the rocks	4	decent	
7584	spinning narrow perfumed sharpshooter's yabba dabba doo rag	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	banded sinister wooly loincloth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	hand-crafted glass of &quot;milk&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	practically non-alcoholic bad gray cup of &quot;tea&quot;	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	artisanal skewed thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	drinkable tumbling Lucky Lindy	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	hand-crafted Bee's Knees	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	acceptable weak Sockdollager	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	extra-dry special acceptable blurry Ish Kabibble	5	good	Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	lousy Hot Socks	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	acceptable red Phonus Balonus	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	watered-down smooth skewed Flivver	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	acceptable irresponsibly strong bouncing Sloppy Jalopy	6	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	ionized narrow flame	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 53
7601	super-vacuum-sealed altered temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 47
7602	anodized Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 26
7603	double-modified neckbeard	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 23
7604	anodized alkaline teal artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 41
7605	denatured punk patch	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 20
7606	enhanced galvanized tarnished steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 11
7607	electrified vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 57
7608	tarnished upside-down bouncing turtle mud	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 17
7609	quadruple-vacuum-sealed bouncing green Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 18
7610	Vulcanized improved Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 32
7611	cold-filtered irradiated ionized tumbling Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 50
7612	pressed dry diffused bouncing bouncing tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 21
7613	enhanced bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 67
7614	wet voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 31
7615	moist altered spinning pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 68
7616	denatured cold-filtered pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 27
7617	denatured pulsating purple short deposition	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 54
7618	altered bouncing straw pole	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 43
7619	cold-filtered copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 35
7620	denatured ionized liquefied narrow olive blurry ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 45
7621	quantum adjusted ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 30
7622	extra-improved non-pickled quadruple-dry button rouge	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 15
7623	frozen Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 41
7624	dry super-polymerized lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 25
7625	dry flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 25
7626	tarnished oyster badge	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 21
7627	ionized plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 30
7628	moist jittery dancing fan	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 42
7629	aerosolized page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 55
7630	colloidal chilled skewed magic powder	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 27
7631	boiled friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 12
7632	polymerized modified government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 30
7633	moist altered narrow alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 19
7634	chilled bouncing irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 16
7635	super-nitrogenated shaking cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 35
7636	skewed avaricious shellacked shell of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	Fonzie's pillow shell	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	censurious whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	reassuring oil shell	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	Rosewater's turtle shell of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	teal pool skimmer	0		
7645	green life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	liquefied bouncing gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 31
7650	quadruple-magnetized catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 44
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	twirling red fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	ghostly weightlifter's neoprene skullcap	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	deionized mirror goblin water	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 19
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	toothsome Sogg-Os	3	awesome	
7663	shaking healthy padded Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
7664	ionized Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 45
7665	activated oxidized deionized liquid ice	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 44
7666	perfectly mixed Wet Russian	4	EPIC	
7667	adequate enchanted half-sized filet of The Fish	2	good	Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 30
7668	jittery Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	executive thunder down underwear of the wise owl of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	vibrating healthy studded famous raincoat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	lard-coated weightlifter's lightning rod of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	steel-toed law-abiding citizen cane	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
7673	hand-crafted legitimate business on the beach	3	EPIC	
7674	lightning-fast hep waders	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	spoiled small wobbly jive turkey leg	2	crappy	
7676	boxer's birdbone corset	0		Muscle Percent: +10
7677	anodized candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 29
7678	4-dimensional fez of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	skewed throwing candy	0		
7680	upside-down blinking resourceful super-absorbent tarp	0		Maximum MP: +50
7681	irresponsibly strong bad unquiet spirits	9	decent	
7682	olive stylish banjo kazoo mount	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
7683	colloidal quadruple-deionized teal grass	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 21
7684	squat smelly Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7685	Jim Carey's fortified Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +25
7686	double-paned electrified Sinatra's Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7687	frozen extra-ionized dog ointment	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 62
7688	lard-coated dance instructor's gumshoes	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7689	spinning beefcake's flapper floppers of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
7690	shaking upside-down arcane researcher's sneakeasies of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7691	Newton's plastic nunchaku of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	clever ruddy hand whip of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	yellow educational glow-in-the-dark necklace of the blizzard of the glutton	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	olive spinning auspicious smartaleck's cap gun of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	bouncing nippy cassette player of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	blurry chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	chilled boiled confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	concentrated aerosolized colloidal confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	activated warmed tumbling confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	green narrow LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	modified non-cold-filtered rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	zippy dance instructor's rubber cape	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	nippy MacGyver's wicked Thor's Pliers of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	quantum candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 28
7711	pulsating ghostly wholesome sage water wings for babies	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	rotten Strix stix	3	crappy	
7714	twirling greedy frosty vampire pellet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
7715	drinkable weak jittery wobbly non-aged vinegar	2	good	
7716	blurry prompt unsanitized scalpel	0		Adventures: +3
7717	blinking squat sharpshooter's gladiator tunica	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
7718	narrow skewed prompt Roman sadnals	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
7719	manspreader's madius	0		Monster Level: +10
7720	Van der Graaf radiator heater shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7721	colloidal jittery maroon twirling pulsating salt wages	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 16
7722	mirror gravedigger's centurion helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	pteruges of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	tarnished energized blue Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 52
7726	cold-filtered double-enhanced mirror Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 15
7727	aerosolized bouncing Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 57
7728	double-moist ghostly Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 50
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	spinning wobbly Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	twirling Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	upside-down Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	ghostly Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	narrow Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	skewed Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	mirror Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	green Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	bouncing gray Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	blinking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	lime green bouncing Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	red foul-smelling Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	blinking rosewater-soaked sinister Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	teal shellacked Xiblaxian stealth trousers of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	lard-coated Lo Pan's Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	half-sized bland Xiblaxian ultraburrito	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	triple-distilled delicious Xiblaxian space-whiskey	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	upside-down Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	super-Vulcanized They liver	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	normal They liver popsicle	4	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	modified residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	supercool Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	greasy defective Golden Mr. Accessory of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	fuchsia one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	wobbly Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	rock-hard Fonzie's Personal Ventilation Unit of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	deionized quadruple-deionized blinking the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	stale &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	modified narrow purple transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	shaking specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	foul-smelling Lo Pan's cool pair of plants	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	Jeselnik's quilted sinister Sasq&trade; watch	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	ruddy stylish smoker's cloak of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	therapeutic banded savvy camouflage T-shirt of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	non-unsweetened wobbly experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	heavy-duty clipboard of wisdom of horror of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	smelly Samson's battery-powered drill of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	jumbo decent limp broccoli	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	twirling prompt crafty savvy hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	extra-tarnished red monkey barf	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	deionized candy	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	blinking scorching Samson's Rosewater's jangly bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	Jim Carey's cuddly teddy bear	0		Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	quilted first-aid pouch of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	jittery khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	polarized narrow spinning airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	narrow Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	massive bland skewed initiative shawarma	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	adequate low-calorie fuchsia tumbling warm war shawarma	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	rotten special karma shawarma	3	crappy	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	artisanal tumbling Jungle Juice	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	practically non-alcoholic bad jittery Amnesiac Ale	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	artisanal Highest Bitter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	huge shellacked mercenary pistol of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	narrow greasy mercenary rifle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	upside-down Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	fuchsia Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	wobbly unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	upside-down viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	rotten fancy gigantic seared dino steak	6	crappy	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 10
7814	irresponsibly strong bad shaking bottle of drinkin' gas	6	decent	
7815	tumbling handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	gray corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	blinking french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	blurry smelly quilted Fonzie's iShield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7825	stiffened earbuds of the sewer of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7826	skewed ghostly asbestos-lined medical-grade dangerous iFlail	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7827	moldy squat unidentifiable dried fruit	3	crappy	
7828	delicious bouncing flat cider	3	awesome	
7829	upside-down miser's flame-wreathed rock-hard trench lighter	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	colloidal experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	blinking military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	narrow GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	fuchsia special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	squat special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	twirling special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	polarized cold-filtered pressed perl necklace	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	Vulcanized alkaline blue Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	wet triple-pressed skewed ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	normal petit fortran	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	decent thick skewed java cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	adequate cookie cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	asbestos-lined plastic exo-suited miner	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	scorching plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	red plastic Crimbot of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	aromatic plastic Crimbomega	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	aerosolized blinking flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	smooth radiation-resistant helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	miser's servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	Oprah's banded high-energy mining laser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	shaking olive Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	bouncing huge Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	squat Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	twirling Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	maroon pulsating Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	jittery narrow Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	tumbling shaking Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	teal Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	spinning Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	spinning cyan Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	spinning Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	blurry jittery Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	squat Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	jittery Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	mirror recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	bouncing recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	spinning greasy foul-smelling chilly Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	colloidal Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 48
7915	adjusted Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 45
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	activated concentrated adjusted BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 53
7918	cold-filtered dry Moonds	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 63
7919	oxidized deionized energized Big Punk	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 42
7920	bouncing green fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	purple turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	practically non-alcoholic smooth Friendly Turkey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	artisanal weak purple Agitated Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	acceptable Ambitious Turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	fancy flavorless neutron lollipop	4	decent	Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	strong aged cyan gamma nog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	upside-down sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	wobbly twirling picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	upside-down huge Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	pickled maroon single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	huge Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	olive nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	wholesome studded outlaw bandana of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
7947	hand-crafted whiskey in a broken glass	4	EPIC	
7948	weak delicious fancy huge shot of mescal	2	awesome	Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 5
7949	weak acceptable glass of herbal tequila	2	good	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	quilted plaid cowboy hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	green pulsating lasso	0		
7953	rusted-out shootin' iron of incineration of horror of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
7954	tumbling rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	ghostly even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	green copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	boxer's Staff of Ed of Gandalf of terror of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	shaking amulet	0		
7964	stiffened Staff of Fats	0		Damage Reduction: 1
7965	gray skewed Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	spinning Ka coin	0		
7967	Usain Bolt's World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Initiative: +80
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	pulsating beehive	0		
7970	spinning boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	vaporized squat mummified fig	1	awesome	
7973	vaporized mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	
7974	boiled upside-down huge red mummified beef haunch	1	decent	Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 35
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	maroon cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	maroon holy spring water	0		
7979	squat spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	squat fuchsia wobbly cure-all	0		
7983	wobbly Sister Accessory of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only
7984	warmed quadruple-deionized Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 48
7985	fuchsia huge greedy parachute of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	electrified curative pad	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	medical-grade experienced peeler	0		Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	pulsating quilted pettipants of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	MacGyver's panama hat of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	upside-down brawny pulsera of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	police baton of the wise owl of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	blurry Sherlock's toasty vibrating dance instructor's weightlifter's plus-fours of the brute	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	censurious foul-smelling porkpie	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	nasty electrified pepper mill	0		Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	hardened forbidden pelerine	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	narrow phantom mask of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	altered polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	altered blurry powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	flattened vacuum-sealed tarnished shaking choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	aerosolized nitrogenated blue bouncing smart watch	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	dry dry augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	nasty toy Crimbot mega face	0		Stench Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	fuchsia lard-coated toy Crimbot power glove	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	shaking chilly toy Crimbot super fist	0		Cold Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	resourceful toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Maximum MP: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	dry jittery tumbling Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	jittery Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	blinking Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	skewed blinking maroon Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	flame-retardant gravedigger's Van der Graaf Crimbomega drive chain	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	yellow Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	jittery Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	denatured vacuum-sealed fitness wristband	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	magnetized unsweetened flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	tarnished ghostly and rain stick	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 12
8019	blue Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	flavorless Choco-Mint patty	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	watered-down mediocre hot mint schnocolate	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	altered maroon homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	spinning mirror foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	yellow wobbly bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	wobbly artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	fuchsia Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	shaking pulsating continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	spinning alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	supercool beefcake's tope&eacute;	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	blinking wobbly wicked topiary tights of terror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8036	tumbling topiary necktie of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
8037	stale immense enchanted bouncing bowl of topioca	10	decent	Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 35
8038	blurry topiary skunk	0		
8039	pulsating topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	cyan trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	nippy pot	0		Cold Damage: +10
8044	spelunking fedora of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8045	squat Herculean sturdy machete	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
8046	Da Vinci's shotgun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
8047	boomerang of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
8049	groovy mining helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10
8050	X-ray goggles of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Luck: +5
8051	asbestos-lined cape	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8052	strapping jetpack	0		Muscle: +5
8053	mirror spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	Oprah's pickaxe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
8056	tumbling torch	0		
8057	rosewater-soaked slick [spelunking test kit]	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
8058	Jeselnik's plasma rifle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
8059	spinning Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	pulsating maroon weightlifter's The Joke Book of the Dead of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Adventures: +7, Luck: -6
8061	bouncing The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	twirling coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	gray Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	squat wobbly monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	lime green banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	pickled ghostly skewed narrow	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	dog trainer's personal trainer's Samson's Spelunker's fedora	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	ruddy rosy-cheeked Spelunker's whip of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	curative cool Spelunker's khakis of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	blue tumbling Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	tumbling narrow jewel	0		
8089	yellow headless sparrow	0		
8090	jittery yellow mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	squat thinker's beefy wicker kickers	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	rosy-cheeked wicker slicker of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	yellow Sherlock's ruddy wicker knickers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	ghostly vibrating wicker ticker of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	Jim Carey's occult wicker sticker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	miser's rosy-cheeked wicker clicker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	mixed wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	jittery mansplainer's wicked belt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	sizzling fortified badge	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	flame-retardant beefcake's bowl	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	brooch of the wise owl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	red banded arcane researcher's breeches	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	slick backpack of chilblains	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	modified bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	Annie Oakley's anvil of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	narrow electrified ruddy akubra	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	inspector's grievous apron	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	blurry ghostly asbestos-lined ribald ascot	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	blurry gravedigger's personal trainer's attache case	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	green coward's mansplainer's accordion	0		Monster Level: -5, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	dehydrated gray squat aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	sage brawny wig	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	huge jittery winch crank of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	gravedigger's occult widget	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	purple mirror wicked whisk of horror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	fireproof walker of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	wobbly veiny savvy waders	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	pickled purple blurry flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	experienced gaiters of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	friendly mansplainer's garland	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	blue stylish gunnysack of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	greedy vibrating garibaldi	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	Lo Pan's Tesla girdle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	huge gloves of Calamity Jane of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	altered upside-down smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	wobbly stanky groovy fiberglass fetish	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	toasty quilted fiberglass foil	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	fiberglass fannypack of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	friendly resourceful fiberglass frock	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	double-paned Tesla fiberglass fingerguard	0		Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	lime green fiberglass fedora of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	dried jittery maroon fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	huge rubber spatula of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8139	tumbling groovy spoon	0		Moxie Percent: +10
8140	blinking teal smartaleck's crystalline reamer	0		Moxie Percent: +30
8141	slick macroplane grater	0		Moxie: +10
8142	nasty bastard baster	0		Stench Damage: +5
8143	wobbly wool obsidian nutcracker	0		Cold Resistance: +1
8144	bouncing talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	supercool glass eye of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
8146	dry concentrated green invisible potion	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 31
8147	shaking time shuriken	0		
8148	pulsating squat flame-wreathed ninjammies of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: 60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	warmed warmed blurry Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 16
8150	unsweetened sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 64
8151	moist ghostly Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 53
8152	alkaline wobbly polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 54
8153	super-vacuum-sealed spinning huge candy dish	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 11
8154	electrified dry Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 31
8155	irradiated dry mirror talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 25
8156	mirror check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	wobbly Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	corrupted non-concentrated polarized mouse skull	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 53
8161	non-activated aerosolized really thick spine	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 61
8162	weightlifter's skullcap of doom	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	lion tamer's wholesome three-legged pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	rock-hard remaindered axe of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 5
8165	tumbling low-budget shield	0		
8166	healthy strapping cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	normal baguette	3	good	
8168	skewed huge glob of icing	0		
8169	irradiated fuchsia ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 68
8170	polarized alkaline mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 56
8171	triple-distilled drinkable unflavored wine cooler	8	good	
8172	blue carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	
8173	twirling ruddy sewer snake	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
8174	normal pigeon egg	4	good	
8175	lightning-fast wholesome jaunty feather	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40
8176	fortified bad premium malt liquor	5	decent	
8177	perfumed arcane researcher's brown paper pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +5
8178	energetic grievous brown paper bag mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20
8179	spinning resourceful ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	experienced breadwand	0		Experience: +2
8181	loafers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	smartaleck's bread basket	0		Moxie Percent: +30
8184	ghostly Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	squat sizzling The Crown of Ed the Undying of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	narrow map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	bad wobbly Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	decent	
8189	strong mediocre yellow Radberry Rip wine cooler	5	decent	
8190	tolerable Orangemageddon wine cooler	4	good	
8191	lousy narrow red Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	decent	
8192	practically non-alcoholic bad Citrus Crush wine cooler	1	decent	
8193	bland plain bagel	4	decent	
8194	immense decent bouncing glob of cream cheese	6	good	
8195	normal small loaf of soda bread	2	good	
8196	normal half-sized acceptable bagel	2	good	
8197	miniature toothsome narrow narrow standard-issue cupcake	2	awesome	
8198	adequate ultra-deluxe cupcake	4	good	
8199	bouncing hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	spoiled tiny squat popular tart	1	crappy	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	ionized Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 48
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	huge aromatic expensive camera of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	ionized colloidal altered How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	narrow grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	dance instructor's rigging rope of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	denatured gray narrow blinking nasty snuff	1	good	Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	olive ghostly double-paned sewage-clogged pistol of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	super-tarnished unsweetened beard incense	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	huge clever perfume-soaked bandana of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	blinking toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	bland green toxo	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	acceptable spirit-forward pulsating Lemonade-235	5	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	upside-down stanky nasty isotophat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	Three Mile Island shorts of incineration of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	jittery double-paned Samson's toxic mop	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lime green lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	medical-grade smooth cool backwoods banjo	0		Moxie: 20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	jittery censurious Jack Frost's Lo Pan's ratskin pajama pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	enhanced cold-filtered turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	blinking knitted fake washboard of doom of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	skewed deadly Dinsey's oculus of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	bouncing Dinsey's radar dish of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	squat chaotic strapping Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	tumbling censurious Dinsey's brain of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	reassuring Dinsey's glove of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	hardened Dinsey's pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	blinking blue brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	cyan keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	tumbling keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	gray lube-shoes of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	blue cool Dinsey mascot mask of dire peril of bravery	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	diet normal Dinsey food-cone	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	hand-crafted mirror Dinsey Whinskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	magnetized unsweetened deionized Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	sizzling fannypack of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	lightning-fast Oprah's savvy slick garbage sticker of temperance	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	executive frosty Van der Graaf personal trainer's educational hazmat helmet	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	lime green Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	warmed modified concentrated nasty gum	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 40
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	cool The Lot's engagement ring	0		Moxie: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	bouncing stiffened Fonzie's miracle whip of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	lime green sphygmayomanometer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	huge tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	bland squat unappetizing mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	decent uninteresting mayolus	4	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	miniature rotten acceptable mayolus	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	flavorless tumbling enticing mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	rotten low-calorie jittery mouth-watering mayolus	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	olive squat Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	drinkable Afternoon Delight	4	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	purple Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	pressed enhanced fuchsia Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	skewed Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	boiled concentrated upside-down Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	Vulcanized Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 23
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	jittery kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	thinker's dice ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
8291	sinister dice belt buckle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8292	bouncing dice-print pajama pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
8293	squat dice-shaped backpack of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
8294	zippy dice-print do-rag	0		Initiative: +20
8295	dice sunglasses of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
8296	huge Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	magnetized blurry dice	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 44
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	double-galvanized pressed power pill	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	non-flattened ionized pixel star	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	flavorless thick twirling pixel banana	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	watered-down aged twirling pixel beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	twirling pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	colloidal sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 32
8307	oxidized mirror &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 40
8308	colloidal pickled piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 16
8309	non-adjusted bouncing baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 33
8310	wet .epub file	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 17
8311	galvanized fuchsia BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 33
8312	adjusted hustler shades	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 40
8313	pressed dry spinning jerky stick	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 56
8314	super-galvanized energized yellow costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 15
8315	oxidized nitrogenated spinning muscle oil	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 48
8316	pressed corrupted activated bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 38
8317	denatured adjusted pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 53
8318	extra-cold-filtered bouncing sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 55
8319	nitrogenated jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 54
8320	quadruple-concentrated double-tarnished wobbly one glove	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 17
8321	super-dry ionized glove	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 36
8322	boiled altered handful of fire	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 66
8323	enhanced Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
8324	oxidized galvanized aerosolized disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 65
8325	polymerized coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 49
8326	boiled dry upside-down narrow conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 28
8327	energized ionized Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 25
8328	double-quantum tumbling blue icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 24
8329	quadruple-magnetized quantum ghostly smellbook	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 26
8330	dry moist assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 13
8331	dry filthy armor	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 53
8332	chilled jittery plague pie	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 69
8333	pressed vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed mirror batarang	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 69
8334	triple-polymerized deionized spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 58
8335	denatured galvanized twirling grease trap	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 15
8336	corrupted shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 47
8337	polarized altered huge porkpocket	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 50
8338	altered blurry Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 41
8339	quadruple-warmed yellow squat warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 62
8340	modified modified janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 68
8341	flattened super-magnetized fuchsia warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
8342	aerosolized huge baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 41
8343	non-quantum extra-unsweetened carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 22
8344	dry moist ghostly bronze polish	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 23
8345	tarnished concentrated activated crident	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 62
8346	chilled galvanized totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 56
8347	improved skewed spray chrome	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 65
8348	non-warmed non-quantum colloidal filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 47
8349	extra-denatured hand of cards	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 15
8350	wet polarized squat damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 15
8351	denatured extra-adjusted deionized blurry lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 28
8352	Vulcanized skeleton beans	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 60
8353	pickled cyan ghostly grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 57
8354	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized double-ionized nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 40
8355	ionized iron torso box	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 55
8356	polymerized frozen mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 52
8357	alkaline flattened blinking radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 17
8358	concentrated unsweetened twirling yellow x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 54
8359	magnetized Vulcanized wrestling mask	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 56
8360	warmed pressed Vulcanized purple ghostly hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 30
8361	nitrogenated denatured child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 34
8362	quantum cold-filtered green devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 49
8363	dry shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 21
8364	tarnished shaking spinning alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
8365	tarnished improved ionized novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 47
8366	pressed boiled gray invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 61
8367	galvanized frozen blue handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 40
8368	colloidal garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 21
8369	flattened plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 62
8370	electrified lime green funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
8371	dry upside-down bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 20
8372	ionized cyan flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 43
8373	aerosolized vacuum-sealed captured boozles	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 65
8374	ionized mirror tumbling drinks tray	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 57
8375	magnetized double-polarized eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 12
8376	gray submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	jumbo rotten blurry pixel lemon	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	bad triple-distilled pulsating narrow pixel daiquiri	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	irradiated pulsating power pill	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	altered aerosolized aerosolized bouncing skewed pixel potion	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	yellow Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	upside-down ghostly popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	narrow spinning mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	shaking mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	The Emperor's new hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	twirling knitted The Emperor's new shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	nippy The Emperor's new pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	Van der Graaf lead pipe of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	twirling red Sinatra's rope of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	Rosewater's wrench of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	candlestick of Tarzan of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	banded Fonzie's knife	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	inspector's revolver of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	teal jittery squat blinking 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	narrow talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	bite-sized bland upside-down pestopiary	1	decent	
8408	corrupted activated ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 22
8409	bland crudles	4	decent	
8410	tiny stale agnolotti arboli	1	decent	
8411	flavorless fancy bite-sized spaghetti with ghost balls	1	decent	Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 20
8412	yummy huge succulent marrow	3	awesome	
8413	decent purple salacious crumbs	3	good	
8414	tasty gray fusilli marrownarrow	4	awesome	
8415	moldy suggestive strozzapreti	3	crappy	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	half-sized delicious mirror Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	awesome	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	huge moldy yellow linguini immondizia bianco	10	crappy	
8420	spoiled shells a la shellfish	4	crappy	
8421	jittery Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	maroon 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	upside-down New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	wobbly spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	teal avaricious thinker's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	foul-smelling healthy LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	blurry LavaCo Lamp&trade; of extreme caution of terror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	bouncing thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	cyan insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	blinking full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	tumbling lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	tumbling ghostly lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	huge SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	olive uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	narrow capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	shaking crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	bouncing broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	ribald baleful high-temperature mining mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	squat therapeutic grievous fireproof megaphone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	decent big pulsating mineapple	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	watered-down mediocre Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	diet decent tumbling smelted roe	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	triple-distilled smooth lavawater	8	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	liquefied deionized basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	green chaotic deadly beefy lavalarva	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	blue Jack Frost's lion tamer's hale lava balaclava	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	zippy mansplainer's Oprah's basaltamander buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	triple-chilled enhanced lava globs	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	toothsome spinning spinning gooey lava globs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	stiffened lava-proof pants of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	asbestos-lined hale heat-resistant necktie	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	ribald rosy-cheeked quilted heat-resistant gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	fancy adequate very hot lunch	3	good	Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	practically non-alcoholic mediocre asbestos thermos	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	improved squat spinning liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	flavorless disco biscuit	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	bad practically non-alcoholic Quaatorade&trade;	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	greedy double-paned biker's hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	huge maroon lightning-fast asbestos-lined Samson's feathered headdress	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	blinking avaricious sizzling Da Vinci's electrician's hardhat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	tumbling &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	blinking airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	bouncing skewed Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	skewed Annie Oakley's smooth velvet pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	chilly smooth velvet shirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	smooth velvet hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	mirror Sherlock's smooth velvet pocket square	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	mansplainer's smooth velvet socks	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	smooth velvet hanky of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	rosewater-soaked fortified The One Mood Ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	mirror Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	twirling Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	teal half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	upside-down lime green upside-down pulsating glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	denatured fuchsia skewed SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	energized unsweetened labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	spinning zippy sharpshooter's wizardly Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	red foul-smelling cool grease cannon	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	liquefied chilled nitrogenated demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	fortified extremely unsafe love of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	squat energetic hale Pener's drumstick of doom	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	yellow MacGyver's brainy deuce cape	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	Usain Bolt's miser's Lavalos's shell of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	miser's smooth velvet bra of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	mansplainer's curative SMOOCH bracers	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	hardened SMOOCH kneepads	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	wobbly beefy SMOOCH spaulders	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	jittery Sinatra's SMOOCH codpiece of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	spinning executive SMOOCH breastplate	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	mirror superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	blinking superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	adequate enchanted immense spinning lava cake	8	good	Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	stale pink slime	3	decent	
8527	teal ghostly Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	ghostly purple Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	toothsome devil hair pasta	4	awesome	
8530	special stale spagecialetti	4	decent	Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 35
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	ghostly good gravy	0		
8533	spinning illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	tasty diet libertagliatelle	1	awesome	
8535	delicious turkish mostaccioli	4	awesome	
8536	moldy thick linguini of the sea	5	crappy	
8537	ionized nitrogenated blue Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 40
8539	spinning Alexy sauce	0		
8540	ghostly rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	bland Fettris	4	decent	
8543	normal fusillocybin	4	good	
8544	adequate prescription noodles	3	good	
8545	pickled green blood-drive sticker	1	EPIC	
8546	altered narrow purple bag of grain	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 40
8547	concentrated triple-enhanced narrow pocket maze	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 54
8548	triple-pressed shady shades	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 30
8549	triple-altered double-boiled ghostly squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 58
8550	small stale pulsating weird gazelle steak	2	decent	
8551	fancy toothsome sausage without a cause	3	awesome	Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
8552	pressed pulsating face paint	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 29
8553	perfectly mixed emergency margarita	4	super ultra mega EPIC	
8554	spirit-forward drinkable vintage smart drink	5	good	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	pulsating Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	modified twirling Wickers bar	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 12
8559	concentrated upside-down jittery bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 26
8560	aerosolized improved wobbly Aerheads	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 51
8561	wet enhanced jittery Wrotz	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 19
8562	unsweetened squat ghostly Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 13
8563	alkaline teal fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 41
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	frightening quilted barrel lid of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	Jim Carey's rock-hard barrel hoop earring of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	rock-hard razor-sharp Newton's bankruptcy barrel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	bouncing twirling normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	spinning barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	blue moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	maroon huge barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	triple-distilled bad bottle of Amontillado	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	watered-down drinkable barrel-aged martini	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	stale lime green barrel pickle	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	bland barrel cracker	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	mixed blinking vibrating mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	boiled mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	upside-down Van der Graaf KoL Con 12-gauge	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	personal trainer's Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	barrel gun of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	super-sized delicious purple water log	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	lion tamer's Da Vinci's barrelhead	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	Temple Grandin's bottoms of the barrel	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	zippy chest barrel of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	pulsating bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	wool double barreled barrel gun of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	green ribald frightening beefcake's triple barreled barrel gun	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	twirling auspicious barrel beryl choker of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	blue up-at-dawn ruddy barrel beryl nose ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	Temple Grandin's barrel beryl ring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	upside-down potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	pickled quadruple-electrified skewed cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	polarized cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	electrified liquefied warmed cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	electrified wobbly ghostly cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	non-wet oxidized cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	galvanized diffused electrified shaking cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	warmed denatured cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	moist bouncing cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	non-improved cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	triple-boiled unsweetened cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	chilled cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	dry cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	aerosolized anodized Vulcanized blurry cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	extra-modified vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed shaking cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	ionized double-frozen cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	flattened cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	quadruple-denatured cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	wet extra-oxidized cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	tarnished concentrated jittery cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	dry olive cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	activated bouncing cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	dry blurry cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	double-improved polarized huge cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	distilled yellow cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	denatured narrow cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	pressed tumbling twirling cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	denatured alkaline cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	adjusted maroon cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	moist super-activated deionized cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	pressed cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	activated polarized cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	quadruple-electrified colloidal spinning cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cyan cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	warmed pickled anodized upside-down cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	adjusted anodized cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	careful Royal scepter of the dark arts of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	purple doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	normal massive bowl of eyeballs	9	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	small decent bowl of mummy guts	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	rotten snack-sized bowl of maggots	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	acceptable blood and blood	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	smooth Jack-O-Lantern beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	smooth watered-down zombie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	mirror plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	huge nippy careful stiffened crown	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	asbestos-lined Jack Frost's hawk of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
8655	rotten huge blurry hamlet sandwich	3	crappy	
8656	Jack Frost's Othello's military jacket	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
8657	energetic Othello's dagger	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
8658	blinking jittery healthy Othello's handkerchief	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
8659	activated bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 44
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	crafty hardy ghostly dagger of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -15
8663	perfectly mixed huge ghost beer	3	EPIC	
8664	steel-toed Othello set	0		Damage Reduction: 9
8665	tumbling rotten tomato	0		
8666	spinning purple Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	scandalous energetic beefcake's Yorick	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	twirling tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	teal blinking airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	pulsating one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	oxidized shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	rotten half-sized iceberg lettuce	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	artisanal ice wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	bouncing lard-coated cool Wal-Mart snowglobe of the sewer	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	rock-hard thinker's Wal-Mart nametag of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	deadly Sinatra's Wal-Mart overalls of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	wobbly Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	brawny bellhop's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	tolerable triple-distilled huge ice porter	7	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	ionized wet squat exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	activated upside-down green shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	upside-down hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	dried medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	bland fancy ice rice	4	decent	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	hand-crafted fortified lime green iced plum wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	teal MacGyver's training belt of the ox of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	flame-retardant frosty beefy training legwarmers	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	MacGyver's stylish training helmet of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	olive training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	twirling X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	squat self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	modified yellow abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	denatured abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	dried maroon abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	denatured jittery gray abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	altered purple shaking abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	powdered fuchsia twirling jittery abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	dehydrated squat abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	compressed tumbling huge yellow abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	powdered abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	altered abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	narrow jittery modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	decent half-sized VYKEA meatballs	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	weak perfectly mixed VYKEA mead	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	warmed tarnished VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	blinking VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	narrow VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	ghostly teal VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	skewed rock-hard grievous thinker's VYKEA hex key	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	huge VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	bland blinking blurry tin of submardines	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	bad bottle of norwhiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	denatured bouncing octolus oculus	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	chaotic savvy sardine can key of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	blinking executive lard-coated Fonzie's norwhal helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	censurious cool weightlifter's octolus-skin cloak	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	triple-distilled mediocre perfect cosmopolitan	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	hand-crafted perfect negroni	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	acceptable perfect dark and stormy	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	artisanal practically non-alcoholic tumbling perfect mimosa	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	triple-distilled drinkable perfect old-fashioned	6	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	tolerable special perfect paloma	3	good	Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	triple-frozen pressed spinning That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	pickled tarnished Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	liquefied Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	electrified Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	quantum Vulcanized Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	flattened wobbly shaking Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	concentrated alkaline hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	aerosolized ionized dry squat olive communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	normal red Crimbo salad	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	small decent bread line	2	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	special smooth weak bark rootbeer	2	awesome	Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	artisanal ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	maroon dance instructor's plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	narrow vibrating plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	wizardly plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	pulsating ribald plastic Crimborgatron	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	cyan banded plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	upside-down bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	skewed stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	spinning Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	watered-down drinkable teal Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	narrow Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	blue chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	vacuum-sealed extra-anodized pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	blue overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	resourceful reusable shopping bag of the bloodbag of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	blurry wicked coarse hemp socks	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	narrow bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	blue bouncing nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	huge pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	narrow ruddy pine cone necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	tumbling Samson's reindeer hammer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	teal lard-coated elf ploughshare	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	tumbling circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	fuchsia The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	upside-down elven tambourine of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	frosty reindeer sickle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	pulsating face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	narrow The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	teal bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	skewed dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	bouncing high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	purple high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	narrow tumbling experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	upside-down ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	jittery confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	flavorless upside-down Kudzu salad	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	altered purple Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	weak mediocre Miss Graves' vermouth	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	rotten ghostly The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	altered spinning blinking The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	mediocre extra-dry twirling The Mad Liquor	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	hand-crafted Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	moldy bite-sized pulsating Mr. Burnsger	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	compressed The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	prompt horrifying The Jokester's gun of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	mirror Van der Graaf arcane researcher's The Jokester's wig of horror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	double-paned smooth The Jokester's pants of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	concentrated fuchsia Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	narrow domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	deionized dry robin's egg	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	normal snack-sized robin flan	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	watered-down tolerable robin nog	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	spinning plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	yellow exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	galvanized magnetized Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 67
8841	pickled spinning Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 28
8842	enhanced infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 38
8843	polymerized activated twirling shaking can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 29
8844	polymerized magnetized wobbly narrow teal The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 63
8845	aerosolized cold-filtered bag of random words	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 56
8846	super-chilled irradiated upside-down tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 38
8847	enhanced quantum red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 65
8848	unsweetened question juice	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 25
8849	moist olive tube of villain	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 28
8850	your cowboy boots of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	twirling inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	tumbling spinning nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	olive upside-down nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	blinking auspicious quicksilver ring	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	flame-retardant horrifying electrified thicksilver ring	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	fuchsia Jim Carey's shellacked wicksilver ring of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	wobbly Temple Grandin's slicksilver ring of terror of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	twirling gravedigger's hardened Samson's sicksilver ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	slick nicksilver ring of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	asbestos-lined smelly ticksilver ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	scandalous Herculean smartaleck's Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	knitted Da Vinci's Tesla's Electroplated Beans of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	rock-hard arcane researcher's cool Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	twirling sharpshooter's Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	miser's Frigid Northern Beans	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	quilted World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	narrow Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	hardened Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	nasty flame-wreathed chilly sharpshooter's vibrating Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	fireproof supercharged Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	bland huge plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	flavorless enchanted plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	decent	Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	normal squat plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	adequate big blinking plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	normal immense plate of Frigid Northern Beans	8	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	flavorless enchanted plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	3	decent	Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	adequate half-sized huge plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	moldy plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	special small flavorless upside-down plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	2	decent	Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	yummy bite-sized plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	upside-down Samson's Fancy Jeff's pocket square of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	asbestos-lined hale experienced Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	jittery Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	fireproof flame-wreathed extremely unsafe Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	yellow Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	auspicious stanky studded weightlifter's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	lime green dance instructor's educational Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	squat buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	quantum magnetized poker face paint	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	upside-down realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	spinning skewed gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	flattened triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	corrupted ghost bit	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	deionized buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	enhanced warmed vacuum-sealed mirror lion musk	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	adequate bear claw	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	ionized spinning mirror rattler gland	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	ionized unsweetened narrow half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	improved tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	toothsome jumbo rotting beefsteak	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	delicious firemilk	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	galvanized non-anodized lime green spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	distilled moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	deadly Da Vinci's western-style skinning knife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	skewed reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	maroon sage steel knuckles	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	twirling LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	upside-down Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	mirror shaking yellow disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	narrow red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	flattened demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	pulsating baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	shaking blurry porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	squat bouncing mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	blurry diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	olive frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	blurry rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	mirror shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cyan cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	blinking jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	pulsating slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	huge spinning special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	fuchsia Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	upside-down Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	ghostly Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	maroon briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	bouncing Van der Graaf Da Vinci's one-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8960	narrow sizzling stylish two-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +10
8961	flame-wreathed energetic three-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
8962	family-friendly vibrating four-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
8963	energetic boxer's five-gallon hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
8964	toasty six-gallon hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
8965	stiffened seven-gallon hat of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8966	padded stylish eight-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +20
8967	wool wicked nine-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
8968	upside-down stanky padded ten-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
8969	olive upside-down eleven-gallon hat of the overflowing toilet of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed blurry mirror skin oil	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 15
8973	Vulcanized dry dry unusual oil	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
8974	dry shaking eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 51
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	ionized patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 29
8977	moist magnetized patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 44
8978	activated dry patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 44
8979	deionized Vulcanized huge patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 21
8980	ionized patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 29
8981	quadruple-tarnished quantum patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 55
8982	warmed corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 43
8983	delicious rodeo whiskey	4	awesome	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	real cowboy hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8986	mirror Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	narrow Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	narrow jittery do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	twisted armored prawn	1		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	half-sized stale jumping horseradish	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	practically non-alcoholic delicious Sacramento wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	non-anodized Greek fire	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	flame-wreathed dog trainer's beefy ox-head shield of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	pulsating Jack Frost's healthy Fonzie's Rosewater's stylish dented scepter	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	purple rosewater-soaked crafty very pointy crown of the pedagogue of the dark arts of incineration	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	family-friendly Jeselnik's battle broom of the wise owl of the pedagogue of the detective	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	yellow knitted Rosewater's carpe of the brazier of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	upside-down lightning-fast nippy codpiece of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	asbestos-lined hardened extremely unsafe stylish troutsers	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	dog trainer's quilted smartaleck's bass clarinet of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	miser's Jim Carey's Oprah's fish hatchet of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	lime green pulsating studded Fonzie's tunac of the cougar of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	upside-down fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	irradiated colloidal gray wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	tolerable wobbly bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	energized pulsating high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	fishin' hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	teal huge Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	smooth sonar fishfinder	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	twirling luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	twirling wobbly tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	lime green meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	rotten low-calorie gallon of milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	cyan daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	skewed pulsating First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	squat friendly vibrating First Post shirt - Cir Senam of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	immense flavorless star salad	10	decent	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	stale bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	4	decent	
9033	shaking Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	normal huge browser cookie	10	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	drinkable weak hacked gibson	2	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	narrow Source shades of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	tumbling Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	shaking shaking Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	skewed jittery Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	huge Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	mirror Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	blurry Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	narrow maroon Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	maroon Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	wobbly Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	twirling twirling coward's electrified supercharged vibrating plastic detective badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: 40, Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	auspicious nippy padded beefcake's bronze detective badge	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	shaking fireproof sizzling Jim Carey's smooth detective badge	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	lightning-fast aromatic hale stylish detective badge	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	red cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	upside-down Jeselnik's occult detective roscoe of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	pickled narrow shoe gum	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	tumbling friendly chaotic groovy noir fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	olive miser's banded trench coat of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	watered-down lousy ghostly olive Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	flavorless hardboiled egg	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	Jeselnik's energetic ruddy supercool protonic accelerator pack of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	smelly Adventurer bobblehead	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	executive bindle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	manspreader's sharpshooter's fleshy lump	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	upside-down olive razor-sharp smoldering bagel punch of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	Samson's ghostly reins of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	stanky derringer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	chilly Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	blinking squat twirling fireproof Lo Pan's Spookyraven signet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	blue educational Rosewater's tie-dyed fannypack	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	narrow medical-grade burnt snowpants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	weightlifter's standards and practices guide	0		Muscle: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	chaotic grievous brawny Carpathian longsword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	miser's Liam's mail of the sewer of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	resourceful banded strapping Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	blue Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	narrow purification tablet	0		
9102	wicked Wrist-Boy	0		Spell Damage: +5
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	ghostly compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	alkaline boiled denatured Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 34
9108	ghostly lead umbrella	0		
9109	flattened dry Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 58
9110	double-dry narrow Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 14
9111	dry dry Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 63
9112	nitrogenated super-denatured EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 25
9113	colloidal Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 53
9114	denatured improved adjusted The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 42
9115	modified Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 43
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	narrow MacGyver's repaid diaper	0		Maximum MP: +100
9118	squat twirling Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	practically non-alcoholic smooth Shot of Kardashian Gin	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	toasty Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	teal Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	mirror Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	narrow School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	yellow blurry baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	gray droppable microphone	0		
9126	aged practically non-alcoholic unidentified drink	1	awesome	
9127	teal curative supercool KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9128	personal trainer's discarded swimming trunks of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
9129	deionized polarized red shaking diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 23
9130	irradiated purple charisma potion	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 29
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	mirror wobbly fortified cool pistol	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +60
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	miniature rotten cyan leftover pasty	2	crappy	
9135	bad watered-down very whiskey	2	decent	
9136	jittery li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	bouncing li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	yellow li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	huge li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	bouncing li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	moist hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	aerosolized nitrogenated cyan Prunets	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 65
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	super-nitrogenated invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	alkaline alkaline squat invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	upside-down li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	snack-sized adequate jittery wobbly fuchsia raw sweet potato	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	bland diet maroon raw beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	stale wobbly raw stuffing	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	adequate raw cranberry sauce	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	toothsome raw turkey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	enchanted flavorless mirror raw mincemeat	3	decent	Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	rotten small blinking raw potato	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	immense flavorless raw gravy	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	flavorless raw bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	mini-marshmallow dispenser of the ox of bravery	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	lard-coated vibrating dance instructor's glass casserole dish	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	MacGyver's hardy can opener	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	modified blinking spinning turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	prompt Socratic glass pie plate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	skewed Jeselnik's personal trainer's potato masher	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	shaking gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	tasty sweet potatoes	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	spoiled bean casserole	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	normal baked stuffing	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	stale olive squat cranberry cylinder	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	bland gigantic thanksgiving turkey	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	rotten huge mince pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	bland mashed potatoes	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	bite-sized bland warm gravy	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	enchanted flavorless bread roll	3	decent	Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	super-sized spoiled gray leftovers	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	miniature bland fuchsia leftovers sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	narrow mirror Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	wobbly bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	irradiated polymerized moist ghostly eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	perfectly mixed eldritch extract	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	red asbestos-lined smartaleck's Official Council Aide Pin	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	weak delicious upside-down eldritch distillate	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	compressed eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	Fonzie's Science Notebook	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
9197	ghostly olive executive nippy Samson's eldritch hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	mirror greedy ruddy eldritch pants of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	watered-down lousy blurry eldritch elixir	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	inspector's friendly Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	twirling lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	wobbly teal Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	wicked ball and chain	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	ruddy gingerbread tophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	maroon squat gingerbread waistcoat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	gingerbread trousers of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	rosewater-soaked hardened extremely unsafe candy dress shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	blue wobbly Oprah's beefcake's candy necktie of James Dean	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	chocolate pocketwatch of vim and vigor of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	blue sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	flavorless animal part cracker	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	bad gingerbread wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	adequate small gingerbread mug	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	extremely unsafe gingerbread mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	squat sharpshooter's hardy savvy gingerservo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	quadruple-dry ghostly tainted icing	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	quilted gingerbeard	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	blinking weightlifter's gingerbread hoodie of doom	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	hardened gingerbread pistol of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	wobbly smelly quilted marzipan briefcase	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	shaking ruddy creme brulee torch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	candy crowbar of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	upside-down rosewater-soaked wholesome candy screwdriver	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	upside-down gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pumpkin spice candle of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	alkaline vacuum-sealed gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	squat nippy slick gingerbread gavel	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	bouncing gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	acceptable ginger beer	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	denatured aerosolized gray industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	modified chilled fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	delicious high-end ginger wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	fuchsia curative plastic bad vibe	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	plastic angry vikings of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	upside-down Samson's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	twirling mansplainer's plastic Your Brain	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	purple Annie Oakley's plastic Krampus	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	improved improved Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	colloidal squat Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	ionized super-tarnished Inner Truth	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	adequate spiritual candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	fancy bad twirling spiritual eggnog	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	normal spiritual fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	bland snack-sized spiritual gingerbread	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	yellow chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	bouncing purple briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	electrified colloidal wet rock candy	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	huge toothsome wobbly green-iced sweet roll	9	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	spinning chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	manspreader's Sinatra's Third Eye	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	Krampus Horn of courage of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: 8, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	bland hambrosier	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	lousy chakra-mental wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	pickled chakra malt	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	adequate Black Angus blackburger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	bad brandy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	magnetized potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	stanky dangerous bad vibroknife	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	scandalous beefy crystal belt buckle	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	lion tamer's rock-hard saffron antaravasaka	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	scandalous Annie Oakley's saffron uttarasanga	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	squat eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	auspicious toasty friendly Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	diet rotten Eldritch snap	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	dehydrated twirling hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	diluted twirling twirling jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	dried jittery jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	pickled ghostly ghostly sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	distilled stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	spoiled shaking wobbly toast with hot jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	tasty toast with jelly	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	flavorless gigantic toast with jelly	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	bland enchanted toast with sleaze jelly	4	decent	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	moldy immense toast with stench jelly	10	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	squat space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	skewed pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	aromatic resourceful wax hand	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	chilly dance instructor's candle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	decent fancy wax pancake	3	good	Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	jittery MacGyver's Socratic wax face	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	bad triple-distilled yellow wax booze	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	bouncing glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	pickled upside-down sea jelly	1		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	decent tumbling sea truffle	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	narrow crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	recovered cufflinks of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	warmed tumbling LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	cold-filtered activated LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	tarnished concentrated LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	asbestos-lined cool LOV Eardigan of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	Sherlock's LOV Epaulettes of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	executive sage LOV Earrings of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	blinking LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	vaporized blurry LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	ruddy LOV Elephant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	eldritch scanner of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	dry alkaline chilled eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	purple huge stanky smartaleck's eldritch hammer of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	bland huge jittery eldritch mushroom	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	teal eldritch ichor	0		
9334	bland eldritch mushroom pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	ghostly eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	boiled super-polarized yellow eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	fuchsia Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	mirror Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	squat discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	tumbling shaking Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	twirling ghostly pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	red bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	skewed elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	fuchsia peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	spinning blinking bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	squat cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	teal shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	mirror can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	jittery bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	huge pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	olive shaking slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	acceptable literal grasshopper	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	watered-down artisanal mirror upside-down double entendre	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	smooth Phlegethon	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	weak aged upside-down Siberian sunrise	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	aged mentholated wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	weak hand-crafted low tide martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	aged bouncing shroomtini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	drinkable watered-down morning dew	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	acceptable triple-distilled teal whiskey squeeze	6	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	drinkable fortified pulsating great fashioned	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	acceptable watered-down Gnomish sagngria	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	artisanal special vodka stinger	4	EPIC	Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	special bad extremely slippery nipple	3	decent	Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	bad piscatini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	weak delicious Churchill	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	tolerable watered-down fancy soilzerac	2	good	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	mediocre red London frog	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	drinkable fortified nothingtini	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	hand-crafted strong eighth plague	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	tolerable olive shaking single entendre	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	hand-crafted reverse Tantalus	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	perfectly mixed elemental caipiroska	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	watered-down bad special wobbly Feliz Navidad	2	decent	Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	perfectly mixed Bloody Nora	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	lousy moreltini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	perfectly mixed blurry hell in a bucket	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	practically non-alcoholic bad Newark	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	extra-dry hand-crafted pulsating R'lyeh	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	enchanted bad Gnollish sangria	3	decent	Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	aged vodka barracuda	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	practically non-alcoholic acceptable jittery Mysterious Island iced tea	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	drinkable irresponsibly strong fancy fuchsia tumbling drive-by shooting	9	good	Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	lousy special gunner's daughter	3	decent	Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	weak bad dirt julep	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	mediocre Simepore slime	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	bad strong Phil Collins	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	upside-down unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	skewed gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	twirling alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	normal edible alien plant bit	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	blurry alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	squat alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	altered wobbly upside-down alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	decent alien meat	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	narrow alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	spinning alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	maroon fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	mixed tumbling alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	tumbling murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	alkaline unsweetened shaking alien medicine	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	bland alien salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	bad special alien booze	4	decent	Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	manspreader's hardy slick alien mask	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	prompt hale alien spear of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	green alien blowgun of the storm of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	green Jeselnik's sharpshooter's Fonzie's alien loincloth	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	rosewater-soaked curative occult alien totem	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	green wobbly scorching groovy alien necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	squat spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	huge spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	tumbling Jeselnik's spants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	shaking executive thinker's spant shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	squat huge smelly hale spant shoulderpads	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	savvy spant backplate of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	prompt dog trainer's spant spear	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	chilled dry murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	teal squat murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	mirror wicked murderbot mask of incineration of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	tarnished murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	squat wool murderbot whip of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	jittery baleful strapping murderbot plasma rifle	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	gray mirror murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	tumbling space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	yellow Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	narrow Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	adequate spinning Aldebaran sardines	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	mediocre irresponsibly strong tumbling spinning Centauri fish wine	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	mixed pulsating oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	spinning lion tamer's crafty Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	Sherlock's Spacegate military insignia of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	Sherlock's experienced Spacegate diplomat's insignia of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	cyan Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	adequate alien sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	yellow glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	warmed narrow Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 29
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	anodized Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	extra-quantum oxidized bouncing Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	corrupted Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	electrified denatured skewed Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	tarnished anodized blurry Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	aerosolized dry Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	tarnished Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	moldy pulsating Affirmation Cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	twirling Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	blinking Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	modified Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 63
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	reassuring strapping Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	acceptable basic martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	irresponsibly strong lousy shaking improved martini	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	smooth weak splendid martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	squat jittery can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	pulsating tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	wobbly shaking gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	mirror gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	huge nippy electrified stylish plastic gundam	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	gray Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	miniature flavorless meteoreo	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	drinkable watered-down narrow meadeorite	2	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	huge meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	purple wicked arcane researcher's meteortarboard of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	upside-down lion tamer's Tesla occult meteorite guard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	upside-down shaking auspicious shellacked meteorb	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	baleful sage asteroid belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	purple Temple Grandin's meteorthopedic shoes of James Dean of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: 12, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	blurry lion tamer's thinker's shooting morning star of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	blinking corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	tumbling genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	inspector's blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	purple pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	tumbling pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	blinking cyan hunk of granite	0		
9540	narrow olive shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	spinning xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	spinning X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	green O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	bad extra-dry wobbly DUFRESNE Suds	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	smartaleck's mafia pinky ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
9547	drinkable blurry flask of port	3	good	
9548	banded baleful contract enforcement stick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100
9549	small tasty Hide-rox&trade; cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	practically non-alcoholic tolerable jug of booze	1	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	activated magnetized diffused pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	chilled blinking temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	twisted glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	oxidized new habit	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	ghostly wool frightening sizzling pearl necklace	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	ghostly amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	MacGyver's groovy protection stick of terror of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
9563	quantum adjusted roll of meat	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 34
9564	narrow energetic veiny mafia thumb ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
9565	Vulcanized nitrogenated bouncing cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	narrow hale cool mafia middle finger ring	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	flame-wreathed dog trainer's deadly steel drivin' hammer of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
9568	bouncing piece of steel	0		
9569	flame-retardant stanky mafia pointer finger ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	Socratic worksite credentials	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
9571	avaricious friendly extremely unsafe smooth negotiatin' hammer	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +30
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	MacGyver's brawny mafia wedding ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
9576	mirror toasty mafia organizer badge	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
9577	maroon mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	moldy unfinished fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	corrupted gray skewed and cracker	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	smooth neg grog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	moldy half double fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	bite-sized spoiled hushed puppy	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	moldy muffled muffuletta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	spoiled blue shushed potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	olive boxer's plastic mime functionary	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	rock-hard plastic mime scientist	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	pulsating prompt plastic mime soldier	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	upside-down Jeselnik's plastic mime executive	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	huge hardened plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	blurry mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	lime green blurry ghostly temperance whiskey	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	pickled modified red wishbone	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	artisanal Racisto Ruidoso	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	normal bite-sized bran muffin	1	good	
9598	tiny moldy blueberry muffin	1	crappy	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	bouncing huge silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	huge silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	huge silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	blurry silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	spinning silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	upside-down tumbling green silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	blinking silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	purple squat crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	squat warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	perfectly mixed weak stale cheer wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	decent stale Cheer-E-Os	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	Herculean smartaleck's cheerful antler hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	therapeutic arcane researcher's cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	resourceful cheerful pajama pants of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	tumbling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	twirling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	gray The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	bad executive mime flask	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	stale nega-mushroom	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	acceptable nega-mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	Vulcanized narrow Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	big delicious mime army rations	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	tolerable high-proof mime army wine	10	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	distilled mirror mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	deionized activated purple mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	miming beret of the blizzard of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	nippy sage miming shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	lightning-fast resourceful miming corduroys	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	teal miming boots of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	yellow bouncing chilly lion tamer's miming gloves	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	modified unsweetened oxidized blurry digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	pulsating mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	thinker's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	brawny mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	huge experienced mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	pulsating mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	arcane researcher's Sinatra's mime army infiltration glove	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	cyan mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	red mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	green fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	bite-sized normal extra-toasted half sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	mediocre mulled hobo wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	curative forbidden baleful burning paper hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	mirror Jim Carey's Tesla dangerous burning cape	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	aromatic Annie Oakley's electrified burning paper slippers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	Sherlock's perfumed hardy burning paper jorts	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	supercharged fortified burning paper crane of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	pulsating January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	mirror deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	baleful broken champagne bottle of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -25, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	bouncing stylish tinsel tights of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	lime green Sherlock's supercharged Sinatra's wad of used tape	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	prompt lightning-fast scandalous personal trainer's silent nightlight	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	cold-filtered colloidal sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 20
9697	quadruple-moist upside-down Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 33
9698	ionized hot button candy	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 28
9699	mirror blinking family-friendly makeshift garbage shirt of the pedagogue of the glutton	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	pulsating hale novelty monorail ticket of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	boiled cyan pills	1		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 25
9702	powdered skewed maroon furry pill	1		
9703	modified gray beefy pill	1		
9704	distilled fuchsia blurry spinning excitement pill	1		
9705	vaporized ghostly vitamin G pill	1		
9706	modified huge lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	vaporized dieting pill	1		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 45
9712	blurry Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	gray How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	blinking Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	skewed Jack Frost's genie's turbane of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	red miser's genie's scimitar of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	inspector's Annie Oakley's genie's pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	Jack Frost's healthy genie's bracers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	ruddy psychic's circlet of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	gray double-paned psychic's crystal ball of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	ghostly up-at-dawn Oprah's psychic's pslacks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	lightning-fast psychic's amulet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	stale heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	normal huge Swedish massage fish	10	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	bad watered-down Third Base	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	aged weak Bustle Hustler	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	adjusted Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	ionized boiled Bettie page	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	pressed mirror tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	moist warmed heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	twirling Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	mirror heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	huge Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	tarnished extra-irradiated twirling rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 22
9744	vacuum-sealed mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 62
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	quadruple-polarized concentrated cyan rhinestone	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 59
9747	twirling 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	blue spinning piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	bouncing ginseng	0		
9754	aromatic Team Avarice cap	0		Stench Resistance: +1
9755	zippy Team Sloth cap	0		Initiative: +20
9756	fireproof Team Wrath cap	0		Hot Resistance: +3
9757	huge vibrating Mu cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	teal wobbly Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	wobbly tumbling Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	wobbly Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	cyan Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	skewed Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	huge Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	cyan wobbly Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	shaking Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	maroon Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	tumbling yellow Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	bouncing Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	blurry Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	fuchsia Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	blinking Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	blurry Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	tumbling Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	pulsating Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	bouncing Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	wobbly huge tumbling Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	yellow muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	purple amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	pulsating razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	distilled magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	compressed brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 40
9830	vaporized tumbling glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	mixed olive scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	pickled squat shaking pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	boiled fuchsia lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	mixed tumbling gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	squat FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	avaricious scandalous personal trainer's FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	up-at-dawn FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	zippy FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	spinning lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	Lo Pan's Annie Oakley's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	mirror maroon plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	mirror LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	wobbly My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	jittery upside-down dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	purple faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	blue skewed druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	skewed cyan flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	moist polymerized upside-down purple upside-down universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	blinking FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	stale thick FantasyRealm turkey leg	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	practically non-alcoholic artisanal FantasyRealm mead	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	gigantic adequate druidic s'more	8	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	vaporized cyan pulsating sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	drinkable mourning wine	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	wobbly map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	small flavorless huge denastified haunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	acceptable special watered-down bad rum and good cola	2	good	Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	corrupted tumbling spinning Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	tumbling leggings of the Spider Queen of the brute of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	pulsating Master Thief's utility belt of the sewer of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	Socratic Duke Vampire's regal cloak of incineration of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	supercharged sinister stylish Dragonscale breastplate	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	clever shellacked belt of Ogrekind of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	censurious cool The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the empath	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	red Van der Graaf resourceful supercool nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	squat chilly hardened strapping the Archwizard's briefs	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	narrow vibrating the Ley Incursion's waist of Tarzan of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	Newton's stylish shield of the Skeleton Lord of the empath	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	asbestos-lined supercharged grievous ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	chaotic vibrating hale scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	Jim Carey's Van der Graaf fortified deadfall branch of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9894	fireproof careful therapeutic rock-hard strapping Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	lousy spinning two meat muck	4	decent	
9899	big bland cyan bouncing chocolate Ogre Chieftain	5	decent	
9900	rotten blinking chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	crappy	
9901	snack-sized spoiled chocolate Spider Queen	2	crappy	
9902	weak acceptable hipster cocktail	2	good	
9903	teal God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	skewed yellow squat God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	green God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	tumbling crude oil congealer	0		
9915	enchanted normal good guava	4	good	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 35
9916	triple-distilled tolerable pulsating gin and ginger	9	good	
9917	blurry wobbly Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	powdered shaking squat maroon gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	cold-filtered pickled Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	boiled polarized Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	twirling Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	altered blinking Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	narrow greedy medical-grade Herculean Brutal brogues of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	huge bouncing prompt Tesla resourceful Draftsman's driving gloves of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	censurious studded Socratic Nouveau nosering of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: 8, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	denatured sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	electrified boiling broth	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	moist energized jittery ghostly interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	spinning Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	bouncing Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	jittery Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	pulsating Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	rosewater-soaked reassuring personal trainer's PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	blurry Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	strong special artisanal Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	5	EPIC	Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	narrow neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	lard-coated fortified pentagram bandana	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	skull ring of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	spoiled PB&J with the crusts cut off	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	lime green aromatic nippy dorky glasses	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	friendly forbidden ponytail clip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	brawny paint palette	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	mixed upside-down squat spinning Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	avaricious cosmetic football	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	cyan Annie Oakley's hardened shoe ad T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	skewed experienced pump-up high-tops	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	flattened runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	stylish noticeable pumps of the storm	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	shaking surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	mediocre watered-down everfull glass	2	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	cyan van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	huge jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	hale stiffened denim jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	spinning asbestos-lined deadly ratty knitted cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	stanky groovy intimidating chainsaw	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	aged party beer bomb	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	tasty sweet party mix	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	powdered twirling party balloon	1		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	lion tamer's party pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	Sherlock's educational party whip of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	green tumbling Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	artisanal special high-proof TRIO cup of beer	10	EPIC	Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	special bland blinking party platter for one	3	decent	Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	diluted huge cyan mirror Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	shaking party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	olive steel-toed party crasher of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	squat voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	upside-down cool &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Moxie: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	wobbly snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	stanky wholesome snakeskin thighboots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	electrified beefy snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	lightning-fast groovy snakeskin jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	narrow slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	twirling tumbling gravedigger's forbidden cool slime waders	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	flame-wreathed slick slime fedora of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	reassuring sinister slime knuckles of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	shaking government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	fuchsia shaking aromatic lard-coated savvy government-issued slacks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	sizzling Temple Grandin's veiny government-issued eyeshade	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	supercharged hardened slick government-issued necktie	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	extremely unsafe Fonzie's mutant arm of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	asbestos-lined mutant legs of Calamity Jane of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	wool Samson's mutant crown of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	delicious ghostly ectoplasm	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	stale small skewed	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	weak hand-crafted bottle of vodka	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	spoiled pizza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	lousy martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	delicious cherry pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	aged eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	half-sized toothsome huge Hell ramen	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	high-proof bad spinning gimlet	9	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	practically non-alcoholic lousy twice-haunted screwdriver	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	bite-sized tasty purple candy cane	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	fortified mediocre blinking lime green runny fermented egg	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	normal oldcake	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	normal traditional Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	medical-grade plastic wild beaver	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	hale plastic reindeer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	perfumed plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	banded plastic orphan	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	smartaleck's plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	huge yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	maroon Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	shaking studded pristine walrus tusk of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	lime green greedy perfumed dangerous Staff of Frozen Lard of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	narrow bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	wobbly plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	bland tumbling grilled mooseflank	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	spoiled snack-sized moosemeat pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	blue spinning jittery Sinatra's balanced antler	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	baleful dam	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	acceptable beavermouth	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	fancy smooth practically non-alcoholic blinking beaver punch (papaya)	1	awesome	Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	drinkable practically non-alcoholic beaver punch (peach)	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	delicious spinning beaver punch (cherry)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	medical-grade beefcake's Canadian lantern	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	upside-down baleful muskox-skin cap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	pulsating Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	half-sized stale skewed glass of raw eggs	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	artisanal punch-drunk punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	dried ghostly body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	bauxite beret of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	hardy bauxite boxers	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	bauxite bow-tie of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	spinning lightning-fast sizzling manspreader's ruddy wicked Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	enchanted tasty sausage	4	awesome	Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	Jack Frost's thinker's red-hot sausage fork	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	upside-down bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	purple tumbling wobbly sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	tolerable practically non-alcoholic beer	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	rotten thick yule gruel	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	acceptable enchanted hot watered rum	3	good	Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	artisanal bottle of Crimbognac	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	small enchanted toothsome Crimboysters Rockefeller	2	awesome	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	dried Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	tumbling Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	blinking Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	pulsating wobbly Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	spinning Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	pulsating Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	maroon gravedigger's Annie Oakley's grievous Crimbolex watch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	blinking Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	skewed Samson's hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the blizzard of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
10082	hardy chalk chlamys of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	ribald chalk chain of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	avaricious grievous chalk chalice	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	shaking razor-sharp personal trainer's chalk chinos	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	olive smelly dangerous chalk chapeau	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	manspreader's stiffened chalk choker	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	pickled pulsating chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	pressed boiled tumbling candy chalk	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 55
10090	Jeselnik's frightening marble maebari	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	shaking resourceful marble mantle of terror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	Usain Bolt's greedy marble magnet	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	marble mignonette bowl of the overflowing toilet of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	foul-smelling Herculean marble medallion	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	mirror greasy marble mariachi hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	altered ghostly fuchsia blurry marble molecules	1		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	extra-energized blue Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 27
10098	nasty punching bag of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	skewed mansplainer's Samson's pith helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	Da Vinci's poncho of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	reassuring groovy pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	executive horrifying palazzos	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	maroon sizzling rock-hard pseudoaccordion	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +10, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	altered purple spinning pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	Vulcanized ghostly Para-Pop	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 21
10106	rosy-cheeked razor-sharp terra cotta truss	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	executive healthy terra cotta trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	lightning-fast friendly terra cotta tongs	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	terra cotta train of Gandalf of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	thinker's terra cotta tie tack of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	bouncing slick terra cotta tambourine of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	boiled squat terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	pressed electrified terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 34
10114	twirling twirling Sherlock's stanky velour voulge	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	scandalous velour vambraces of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	squat resourceful velour veil of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	prompt Lo Pan's velour viscometer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	baleful velour valise of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	avaricious hardened velour vaqueros	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	vaporized velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	triple-warmed wobbly Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 28
10122	upside-down squat flame-retardant glass suspenders of bravery	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	olive quilted sage glass shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	mansplainer's sharpshooter's glass stetson	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	ghostly hardened smooth glass spectacles	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	shaking skewed glass shiv of the pedagogue of Gandalf	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	lard-coated glass serape of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	boiled blue glass shards	1		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	dry green hard candy	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 27
10130	Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	rosewater-soaked loofah lei of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	sizzling loofah lederhosen of terror	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	blurry hale steel-toed loofah ladle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	fireproof Newton's loofah legwarmers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	ghostly wool extremely unsafe loofah lavalier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	pickled loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	ionized chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 54
10138	olive boxer's flagstone flag of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	sinister grievous flagstone flail	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	aromatic mansplainer's flagstone flip-flops	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	wobbly red medical-grade ruddy flagstone fez	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	ghostly lion tamer's savvy flagstone fleece	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	wobbly Fonzie's Da Vinci's flagstone fringe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	dried jittery flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	dry quadruple-enhanced red Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 50
10146	jittery elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	jittery red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	veiny cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	quadruple-ionized tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	altered prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	tailored vest of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	green elf army poncho of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	diet spoiled narrow elf army field rations	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	blinking discarded bowtie of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	perfectly mixed weak purple martiny	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	cyan tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	activated licorice snake	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 56
10161	activated virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 67
10162	double-ionized electrified adjusted mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 39
10163	ionized government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 13
10164	denatured Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 54
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	lime green gravedigger's Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	bouncing blood bag	0		
10169	moldy blinking bloodstick	4	crappy	
10170	bad watered-down bottle of Sanguiovese	2	decent	
10171	flavorless actual blood sausage	3	decent	
10172	acceptable watered-down mulled blood	2	good	
10173	flavorless snack-sized blood snowcone	2	decent	
10174	tolerable Red Russian	3	good	
10175	jumbo normal fancy twirling blood roll-up	5	good	Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 35
10176	irresponsibly strong lousy bottle of blood	8	decent	
10177	moldy twirling blood-soaked sponge cake	4	crappy	
10178	perfectly mixed vampagne	4	EPIC	
10179	adequate massive shaking plain snowcone	8	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	jittery money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	bouncing blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	mirror PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	green knitted frosty hardened PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	ghostly bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	cyan compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	yellow curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	narrow Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	pulsating recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	ghostly tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	spoiled crabsicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	mediocre bottle of dark rhum	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	practically non-alcoholic mediocre bottle of extra-dark rhum	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	mediocre shaking bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	quadruple-boiled denatured upside-down pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	weightlifter's conquistador's breastplate of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	scorching hale pirate pantaloons	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	shaking signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	mirror jittery windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	upside-down Herculean pirate radio ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 4, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	miniature normal pineapple slab	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	miniature special normal blue hibiscus petal	2	good	Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	pressed olive huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	dehydrated upside-down ice molecule	1		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	blue skewed pulsating Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	shaking Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	powdered pewter shavings	1		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	squat healthy plush sea serpent	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	rotten upside-down pirate fork	4	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	groovy piratical blunderbuss of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	inspector's veiny PirateRealm party hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	artisanal irresponsibly strong Island Landslide	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	special hand-crafted Island Thunderstorm	3	EPIC	Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	artisanal triple-distilled olive Island Hurricane	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	hand-crafted Skull Punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	perfectly mixed weak Electric Punch	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	mediocre purple Smuggler's Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	aged practically non-alcoholic Scorpion Bowl	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	high-proof hand-crafted purple tumbling Turtle Bowl	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	artisanal Cobra Bowl	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	chaotic resourceful clever supercharged vampyric cloake of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: 70, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	alkaline skewed one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 28
10245	blue arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	gray intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	jittery 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	ghostly overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	tumbling spinning Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	squat knitted rock-hard Fonzie's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	twirling Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	bouncing zippy lion tamer's steel-toed studded Herculean savvy sage stylish hewn moon-rune spoon of wisdom of chilblains of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: 30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	olive rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	huge avaricious electrified weightlifter's Beach Comb	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	olive narrow pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	twirling pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	fuchsia shaking hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	maroon etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	diffused shaking pulsating magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	warmed shaking pulsating ghostly cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	quantum yellow gray seashell	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	modified pickled twirling seashell	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	colloidal warmed red blurry seashell	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	acceptable bottle of sea wine	3	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	dehydrated wobbly skewed kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	squat up-at-dawn lightning-fast avaricious scorching Van der Graaf groovy wizardly driftwood hat of vim and vigor of temperance	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	wobbly skewed auspicious gravedigger's lion tamer's friendly hardened banded sinister dangerous driftwood pants of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	mirror wobbly family-friendly horrifying frightening lion tamer's manspreader's curative forbidden razor-sharp dance instructor's driftwood bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: 30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	lion tamer's manspreader's Tesla waders	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	blurry lime green avaricious fortified spearfish fishing spear of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	huge deadly rabbitfish fin of dire peril of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	yellow blurry piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	blurry aromatic Herculean cool pirate cutlass	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	gray hale strapping tricorn hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	blue upside-down padded Samson's brainy swash buckle	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	teal meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	resourceful studded forbidden meteorite earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	upside-down pulsating therapeutic curative meteorite necklace	0		Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 12, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	Jim Carey's Da Vinci's meteorite ring of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	non-Vulcanized wobbly Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 53
10290	polymerized shaking chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 35
10291	olive zippy wizardly driftwood beach comb of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	ghostly Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	bouncing cyan stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	resourceful steel-toed personal trainer's whittled tiara	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	asbestos-lined gravedigger's healthy whittled shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	upside-down yellow ghostly Fonzie's thinker's whittled flail	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	wobbly twirling sinister whittled wand of Tarzan of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	family-friendly whittled flute of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	auspicious manspreader's whittled bear figurine of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	fuchsia grievous supercool smooth whittled owl figurine	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	horrifying Socratic cool whittled fox figurine	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	wholesome sinister Samson's whittled walking stick of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	fancy spoiled twirling campfire hot dog	3	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	bland fuchsia campfire baked potato	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	spoiled campfire s'more	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	adequate campfire beans	4	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	rotten campfire stew	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	blurry campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	deionized enhanced cyan leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 37
10310	pulsating lime green rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	wobbly jittery signal receiver	0		
10316	cyan wobbly space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	shaking low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	ghostly wobbly Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	spoiled space chowder	3	crappy	
10321	irresponsibly strong tolerable bouncing space wine	8	good	
10322	blinking The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	hardened Rosewater's Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Candy Drop: +100, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	blurry diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	stale bouncing bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	rotten gigantic skewed yellow flan del mar	10	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	spoiled Baja sopapilla	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	bouncing lard-coated plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	frosty plastic sea elf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	plastic yuleviathan of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	jittery Herculean plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	frightening plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	stale jumbo mana-coated yams	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	adequate snack-sized mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	bland tiny mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	bland super-sized mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	upside-down narrow skewed human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	chilled patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	altered blurry teal industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	improved electrified squat unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	mixed yellow vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	denatured narrow a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	modified organic potpourri	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	artisanal jittery spinning boot flask	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	unsweetened infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	dehydrated spinning squat fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	adequate maroon bouncing guffin	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	boiled Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	altered skewed non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	vacuum-sealed narrow peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	frozen Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	improved activated huge extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	dried olive livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	huge micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	dehydrated mirror beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	gray double-paned Tesla oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	spinning peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	super-activated concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	irradiated green liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	mirror map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	manspreader's sharpshooter's shellacked Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	spinning The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	twirling The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	polymerized upside-down salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	horrifying ribbon candy ascot of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	squat moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	huge pulsating intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	red stiffened anemoney clip	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	twirling runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	twisted olive twirling super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	huge chilly smooth icing poncho of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	pickled wobbly glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	dog trainer's stiffened Mer-kin rollpin	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	blinking personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	massive toothsome shaking bowl of mernudo	6	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted fishelada	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	snack-sized stale ojo de pez burrito	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	upside-down waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	red horrifying nutcracker hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	huge knitted smooth nutcracker waistcoat	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	bouncing blinking nippy therapeutic nutcracker pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	reassuring wicked nutcracker boots	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	asbestos-lined hardy nutcracker sword	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	studded nutcracker drumstick of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	supercool nutcracker beard of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	Sherlock's Herculean nutcracker cape	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	jittery lightning-fast nutcracker epaulets of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	jittery nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	bite-sized decent shaking shaking salt plum	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	flavorless and bean	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	aromatic Annie Oakley's kelp-holly gun of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	frosty chaotic Yuleviathan necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	fireproof peppermint spine of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	crafty soggy elf shoes of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	flame-retardant Crimbylow-rise jeans of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	skewed squat rosy-cheeked kelp-holly drape of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	stanky scorching boxer's Staff of the Peppermint Twist of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	rotten spinning tempura and bean	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	hand-crafted watered-down salt plum sake	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	modified pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	alkaline lime green almond	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 49
10429	alkaline fuchsia handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	yellow miser's Retrospecs of dire peril of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	blurry blurry Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	blurry cyan mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	fuchsia avaricious double-paned nasty careful Powerful Glove of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	ghostly enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	blurry censurious wool smartaleck's Drip harness	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10442	lion tamer's drippy truncheon	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
10443	bouncing Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	rotten drippy nugget	4	drippy	
10446	acceptable glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	
10447	yummy lime green drippy caviar	4	drippy	
10448	toothsome drippy plum(?)	4	drippy	
10449	frosty drippy stake	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	huge drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	twirling coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	wobbly deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	anodized diffused fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 23
10459	dry healthy juice	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 54
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	tumbling hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	upside-down fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	upside-down olive boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	brainy cape	0		Mysticality: +5
10467	upside-down Tesla deadly back shell	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
10468	wobbly spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	cyan power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	blue tumbling smooth bony back shell	0		Moxie: +15
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	polymerized galvanized twirling blooper ink	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 46
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	rotten green mushroom filet	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	dried blurry mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	perfectly mixed mushroom whiskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	frightening Jim Carey's mushroom cap of terror	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	fireproof clever studded mushroom shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	olive mansplainer's curative groovy mushroom pants of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	steel-toed occult educational mushroom badge of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	squat plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	vacuum-sealed pulsating upside-down piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	jittery twirling kettle bell of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	Lo Pan's glued-together crystal ball	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	narrow auspicious martini dregs	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	narrow nippy flickering flashlight	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	narrow Samson's crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	steel-toed outmoded fidget toy	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	blurry grievous flimsy ski pole	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	dangerous discarded finger painting	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	vibrating pizza box	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	quilted chipped coffee mug of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	personal trainer's Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	pulsating drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	spinning Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	green drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	skewed drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	acceptable weak drippy pilsner	2	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	forbidden gory drippy orb	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	jittery wobbly double-paned wool Guzzlr tablet	0		Cold Resistance: 6, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	upside-down Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	red Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	Guzzlr souvenir stein of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	artisanal blinking Ghiaccio Colada	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	perfectly mixed Sourfinger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	artisanal watered-down Nog-on-the-Cob	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	special tolerable Steamboat	3	good	Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	strong fancy drinkable Buttery Boy	5	good	Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	cyan Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	baleful razor-sharp clown car key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	shaking green Jack Frost's batting cage key of the ox of courage	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	pulsating inspector's aqu&iacute; of the brazier of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	avaricious scandalous beefy knob labinet key	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	auspicious careful brainy weremoose key	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	wobbly peg key of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	tumbling kekekey of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	blurry Temple Grandin's rabbit's foot key	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	ghostly healthy baleful knob shaft skate key	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	zippy experienced ice key of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	pulsating olive nasty anchovy can key	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	Jim Carey's manspreader's cactus key	0		Monster Level: 35, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	lightning-fast healthy f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	padded grievous treasure chest key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	red greedy nasty banded demonic key	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	huge ghostly thinker's key sausage	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	shellacked fortified knob treasury key	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	knitted baleful groovy scrap key	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	spinning clever cool rose key	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	flame-retardant music box key	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	spinning prompt wizardly actual skeleton key	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	frightening smelly boxer's deep-fried key	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	huge careful discarded bike lock key of incineration	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	spinning Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	liquefied super-aerosolized mirror marshroom	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 40
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	aerosolized mirror salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 51
10577	flattened dry writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 60
10578	polarized alkaline gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 16
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	purple packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	blurry therapeutic hardy birch battery	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	bouncing scandalous energetic ebony epee of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	flame-retardant Jeselnik's toasty weeping willow wand	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	foul-smelling resourceful groovy beechwood blowgun	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	Usain Bolt's Van der Graaf maple magnet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	wobbly avaricious thinker's hemlock helm of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	twirling sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	gravedigger's razor-sharp sage balsam barrel	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	blinking redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	nitrogenated huge redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	frosty smooth purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	blinking cyan shaking wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	family-friendly Annie Oakley's hale weightlifter's wormwood wedding ring of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	smartaleck's ert grey goo ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	skewed Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	warmed jittery Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	warmed huge squat Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	rotten skewed red Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	extra-diffused frozen squat Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	clever Yeg's Motel shower cap of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	weightlifter's Yeg's Motel bathrobe of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	slick Yeg's Motel slippers of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	blinking jittery squat Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	narrow nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	huge onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	jittery onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	tumbling onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	lime green alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	shaking alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	narrow alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	cyan alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	cyan alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	spinning bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	family-friendly perfumed asbestos-lined shellacked Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	lousy blinking flask of moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	fireproof sizzling sea-worn candlestick of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	spinning Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	non-ionized squat twirling null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	moldy wobbly chocolate chip muffin	3	crappy	
10644	shaking Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	green Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	bouncing packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	double-galvanized frozen fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	magnetized chilled purple mirror boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	polymerized frozen irradiated cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	non-electrified mirror overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	denatured hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	dry triple-Vulcanized lime green twirling hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	banded Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	MacGyver's Crimbo smile	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	tumbling shaking inspector's SalesCo sample kit	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	oxidized candy harmonica	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	denatured dry deionized bouncing green sugar	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	energized denatured cold-filtered multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	reassuring plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	spinning chilly plastic multi-level marketer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	plastic Crimbo cheer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	spinning personal trainer's plastic Mirth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	gravedigger's plastic Penny	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	twirling overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	blinking tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	neck wreath of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	bouncing tumbling quilted shining star cap	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	yellow nativity shorts of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	red lion tamer's energetic myrrh pouch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	mirror Oprah's fortified frankincenser	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	thinker's gilded trumpet of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	shaking smartaleck's &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	tumbling resourceful wine carrier	0		Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	squat candy bucket of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	vacuum-sealed enhanced denatured prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	alkaline pressed purple imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	energized activated fuchsia squat hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	blue government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	squat Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	narrow Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	green mirror Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	skewed food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	narrow purple booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	huge food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	tumbling booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	horrifying sinister fruit bat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	dance instructor's tinsel orb of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	twirling frightening supercool snowpack	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	huge savvy Satan hat of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	rock-hard Crimbo stockings of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	narrow Jim Carey's poncho de azucar of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 45, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	maroon The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	narrow The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	upside-down purple The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	tumbling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	tasty and pepper (stale)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	smooth cranberry margarita (brackish)	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	wobbly blue fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	shaking mirror nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	shaking goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	acceptable barrel-aged eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	flavorless enchanted hand-crafted candy cane	3	decent	Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	miniature spoiled huge drive-thru burger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	weak tolerable Boulevardier cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	irradiated activated Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	jumbo flavorless bowl full of jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	mediocre watered-down Eye and a Twist	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	galvanized magnetized wobbly Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	skewed crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	huge emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	upside-down spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	ghostly yellow power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	olive twirling wobbly potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	extra-unsweetened ionized activated huge battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	alkaline nitrogenated tumbling battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	improved ghostly battery (D)	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	anodized flattened shaking battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	activated battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	dry chilled concentrated wobbly twirling battery (car)	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	artisanal special marshmallow bomb	4	EPIC	Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shaking shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	liquefied short beer	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	super-nitrogenated short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	chilled ionized boiled short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	Vulcanized short glass of water	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	quantum quantum short	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	bouncing cyan quantum of familiar	0		
10759	occult wicked familiar scrapbook	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	olive packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	gray nippy hale fedora-mounted fountain of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	Tesla smooth sombrero-mounted sparkler of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	dangerous porkpie-mounted popper of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	spoiled squat fire crackers	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	MacGyver's stiffened Catherine Wheel	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	shellacked rocket boots of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	hardy deadly sparkler	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	polarized ghostly huge Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	altered twirling The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	warmed Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	frozen altered blinking Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	anodized blurry Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	olive lard-coated stiffened extra-large utility candle	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	nippy Lo Pan's runed taper candle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	sizzling Temple Grandin's fortified novelty sparkling candle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	pulsating wobbly executive stiffened Abracandalabra	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	purple Socratic strapping extra-wide head candle	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	improved pressed polymerized natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	concentrated cyan rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	cold-filtered banana candle	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	diffused ear candle	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	magnetized votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	curative water candle	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	twirling therapeutic B. L. A. R. T.	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	pulsating Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	narrow literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	jittery rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	shaking chaotic vibrating curative studded grievous industrial fire extinguisher of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	cyan The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	blue pulsating bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	censurious medical-grade forbidden Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	huge eggwater	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	moldy bread man	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	jumbo moldy plain candy cane	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	huge adequate flour cookie	10	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	resourceful plastic food lab	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	plastic nog lab of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	purple groovy plastic chem lab	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	jittery toasty plastic primary lab	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	smooth plastic Cheer Core	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	green medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	executive ice crown of James Dean of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	mirror spinning Van der Graaf educational supercool jeans	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	mirror clever Oprah's deadly ice wrap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	normal tofu pop	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	stale bowl of prescription candy	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	small adequate fishcake	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	bland bone broth	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	adequate star pop	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	drinkable spirit-forward Doc's Fortifying Wine	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	mediocre Doc's Smartifying Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	perfectly mixed Doc's Limbering Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	acceptable Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	distilled Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	dried blue Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	distilled wobbly Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	boiled green Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	triple-oxidized cold-filtered anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	denatured anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	ionized improved magnetized squat anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	flattened boiled anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	diffused energized anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	tarnished tumbling anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	fancy tolerable watered-down skewed Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2	good	Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	moldy lime green bread pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	lousy clear Russian	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	blinking gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	jittery gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	twirling goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	narrow cozy scarf of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	decent small huge Crimbo cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	activated fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	purple up-at-dawn third ear	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	bouncing poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	peppermint-scented socks of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	jittery projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	family-friendly depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	upside-down synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	stale ghostly &quot;caramel&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	shaking smooth self-repairing earmuffs	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	blurry Sherlock's carnivorous potted plant	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	brawny yule hatchet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	gigantic rotten shaking lab-grown meat	7	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	double-paned fleece	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	yellow boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	pulsating chilly can of mixed everything of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	huge the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	bland meatball	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	denatured mirror jittery blue fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	jittery carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	powdered jittery astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	twirling vibrating arcane researcher's magnifying glass of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	hand-crafted void lager	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	rotten void burger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	avaricious healthy experienced void shard of the empath	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	blurry undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	ghostly cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	mirror yellow combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	mirror maroon sinister combat lover's locket	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	spinning Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	auspicious ribald clever unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +50
10900	squat MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	aerosolized concentrated squat emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	dangerous survival knife	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	MacGyver's crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	ghostly family-friendly headlamp	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	foul-smelling thermal blanket of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	rosy-cheeked atlas of local maps	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	moist diffused gray blinking spare battery	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	triple-polarized single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	pickled spinning twirling gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	snack-sized decent wobbly 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	gray bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	tiny normal expired MRE	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	half-sized bland twirling pulsating cool mint precipice bar	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	bland skewed carrot cake precipice bar	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	upside-down The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	miser's Jim Carey's shellacked June cleaver	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	tolerable distilled olive Dad's brandy	5	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	nasty teacher's pen of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	bland skewed fire-roasted lake trout	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	moldy guilty sprout	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	horrifying scorching mother's necklace	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	ionized mirror trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	electrified ionized teal narrow savings bond	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	skewed designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	shaking designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	twisted sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	jittery nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	upside-down dance instructor's pterodactyl rifle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	warmed Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 30
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	camouflage vest of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	shaking dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	teal vibrating dangerous awkward dinosaur research harness of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25
10948	ghostly Jeselnik's reflective vest	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
10949	beefcake's dinosaur	0		Muscle: +25
10950	spinning Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	narrow packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	ribald dance instructor's Jurassic Parka	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	twirling bouncing autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	dry concentrated autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	irresponsibly strong tolerable AutumnFest ale	7	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	greasy dance instructor's autumn sweater-weather sweater of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	skewed Sherlock's gravedigger's medical-grade beefcake's autumn debris shield	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	huge spoiled autumn-spice donut	7	crappy	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	non-liquefied concentrated huge jittery autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	clever steel-toed autumn leaf pendant of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	compressed shaking autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	double-deionized huge autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	squat familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	weak drinkable narrow Oopsie IPA	2	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	pulsating maroon Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	fuchsia St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	toothsome special pulsating olive ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	awesome	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	tasty bite-sized Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	moldy roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	spoiled ghostly St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	moldy Pete's wiley whey bar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	spoiled upside-down Pete's rich ricotta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	weak mediocre shaking Boris's beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	half-sized moldy honey bun of Boris	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	flavorless skewed Boris's bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	blinking Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	blinking Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	rotten snack-sized wobbly baked veggie ricotta casserole	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	tasty tumbling plain calzone	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	decent skewed roasted vegetable focaccia	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	adequate blinking twirling Pizza of Legend	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	super-sized stale mirror Calzone of Legend	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	huge pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	purple Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	flavorless low-calorie Deep Dish of Legend	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	shaking drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	bouncing Sherlock's prohie's hat	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	deionized super-moist blinking imported taffy	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	double-paned lion tamer's Charleston shoes	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	wobbly wobbly crafty healthy rare oboe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	aromatic Jeselnik's bullet necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	rotten half-sized spinning jittery swamp haunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	skewed prompt aromatic gator shades	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	acceptable cyan Charleston Choo-Choo	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	lousy weak upside-down Velvet Veil	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	perfectly mixed Marltini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	drinkable special strong spinning ghostly Strong, Silent Type	5	good	Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	artisanal Mysterious Stranger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	perfectly mixed boozy jittery blinking Champagne Shimmy	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	jittery up-at-dawn manspreader's ceramic cestus	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	resourceful thinker's ceramic centurion shield of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	olive hardy padded ceramic celery grater	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	ribald coward's experienced ceramic celsiturometer	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	huge forbidden savvy brainy ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	prompt family-friendly Temple Grandin's ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	twisted ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	magnetized denatured extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 53
11028	shaking asbestos-lined hardy slick chiffon chevrons	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	energetic fortified dangerous chiffon chapeau	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	bouncing medical-grade steel-toed stylish chiffon chamberpot	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	scandalous mansplainer's medical-grade chiffon chemise	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	Lo Pan's studded chiffon chakram of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	curative razor-sharp deadly chiffon chaps	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	diluted narrow chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	activated irradiated chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 38
11036	flavorless chocomotive	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	bland tiny freightcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	perfectly mixed cabooze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	plastic passenger car of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	teal Da Vinci's plastic dining car	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	Annie Oakley's wholesome plastic coal car	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	rosewater-soaked plastic locomotive	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	spinning model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	gray mirror pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	double-warmed lime green blinking Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 38
11051	enhanced jittery Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 63
11052	flattened irradiated Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 23
11053	adjusted Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 48
11054	oxidized liquefied yellow Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 13
11055	anodized dry magnetized Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 44
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	cyan blinking ping-pong ball	0		
11058	medical-grade Trainbot harness	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11059	bouncing jittery ping-pong table	0		
11060	maroon Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	blurry olive Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	skewed inspector's Annie Oakley's Herculean head-mounted Trainbot	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	Usain Bolt's lard-coated rosy-cheeked leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	narrow upside-down perfumed sage shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	shaking cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	tumbling bouncing Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	smooth teal dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	awesome	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	pulsating Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	spoiled mirror purple honey-drenched ham slice	3	crappy	
11071	drinkable mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	4	good	
11072	decent miniature Crimbo food scraps	2	good	
11073	maroon wobbly arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	ghostly fuchsia narrow automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	tumbling Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	super-sized rotten steamed oyster	5	crappy	
11079	fuchsia really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	upside-down ghostly steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	drinkable bouncing Crimbosmopolitan	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	tiny bland Crimbo dinner	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	spinning unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	upside-down half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	yellow tumbling grubby wool	0		
11092	Herculean beefcake's grubby wool hat of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25
11093	lightning-fast savvy grubby wool scarf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
11094	frightening flame-wreathed arcane researcher's grubby wool trousers	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
11095	Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed sharpshooter's steel-toed grubby wool gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
11096	ghostly grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	perfectly mixed high-proof nice warm beer	10	EPIC	
11098	yellow grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	skewed gray groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	compressed squat fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	fuchsia huge lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	cyan bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	jittery molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	wobbly whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	tasty tiny pixel bread	1	awesome	
11113	bad twirling pixel whiskey	3	decent	
11114	yellow tumbling pixel rock	0		
11115	wobbly S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	pulsating S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	denatured glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	improved denatured irradiated jittery mushroom	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	corrupted five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	rotten super good fruit	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	twisted energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	reassuring Rosewater's hot pepper	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	pickled skewed out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	electrified oxidized shaking pulsating pulsating fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	galvanized quadruple-unsweetened magnetized squat squat flapper fly	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	artisanal blurry shot of wasp venom	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	adjusted shaking fuchsia filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	improved warmed shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	super-Vulcanized pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	irradiated pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	twirling hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	polymerized cold-filtered blurry angry agate	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	unsweetened huge lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	decent mirror shadow sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	spinning Newton's shadow skin of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	altered Vulcanized fuchsia shadow flame	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	super-sized flavorless shadow bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	red shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	acceptable shadow fluid	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	cyan shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	delicious shadow venom	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	twisted pulsating shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	blinking asbestos-lined foul-smelling Newton's shadow stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	stylish bat paw of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11148	uncursed bat paw of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
11149	cool goblin cape of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15
11150	blurry greasy uncursed goblin cape	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11151	sharpshooter's Sinatra's dragon wishbone	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10
11152	blue Socratic uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
11153	executive wholesome dance instructor's Fonzie's stats	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
11154	maroon uncursed stats of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
11155	dog trainer's arcane orb of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50
11156	uncursed arcane orb of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
11157	pulsating fortified machete	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11158	groovy uncursed machete	0		Moxie Percent: +10
11159	blinking blanket	0		
11160	cyan uncursed blanket	0		
11161	cyan Tesla Sinatra's medallion of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11162	uncursed medallion of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
11163	tumbling gray Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	bouncing skewed Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	narrow shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	cyan shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	mirror blue shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	gray shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	pulsating Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	wobbly fortified padded educational shadow chef's hat	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: 80, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	narrow up-at-dawn Jeselnik's sharpshooter's shadow trousers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	sinister groovy shadow hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	blinking slick shadow monocle of the brazier of the businessman	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	spoiled tiny shadow hot dog	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	drinkable weak spinning shaking blinking shadow martini	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	diluted shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	denatured adjusted dry blurry shadow candy	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 31
11189	blurry replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	spinning dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	upside-down lime green replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	manspreader's forbidden replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	knitted Oprah's replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	shaking dog trainer's Temple Grandin's Tesla replica navel ring of navel gazing of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	nasty Temple Grandin's replica V for Vivala mask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	razor-sharp dance instructor's brawny replica haiku katana	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	lime green ribald sharpshooter's cool brainy replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	blinking groovy replica Greatest American Pants of incineration of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	friendly coward's smooth replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
11212	Jeselnik's MacGyver's healthy replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	spinning ribald Newton's replica plastic vampire fangs of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	twirling replica angel	0		
11216	spinning squat Fonzie's replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	blurry red bouncing shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	jittery dog trainer's stiffened Cincho de Mayo of the storm of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	bouncing replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	red replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	purple replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	ghostly replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	mirror replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	blinking replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	bouncing wool Temple Grandin's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	squat miser's flame-retardant dog trainer's hardened replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10
11242	auspicious reassuring mansplainer's Lo Pan's resourceful rosy-cheeked shellacked extremely unsafe Sinatra's Fonzie's brainy replica hewn moon-rune spoon	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): 6, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	horrifying hardy healthy baleful replica Powerful Glove of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	bouncing ghostly chilly fortified grievous replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
11246	fireproof lard-coated quilted Socratic brawny beefcake's replica industrial fire extinguisher	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	blinking replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	Van der Graaf smooth replica Jurassic Parka	0		Moxie: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	blurry replica grey gosling	0		
11251	skewed teal replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	red replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	skewed horrifying healthy Socratic replica Cincho de Mayo of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	blinking squat shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	fuchsia jittery nasty resourceful healthy Samson's strapping &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	mirror Temple Grandin's sinister pro skateboard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	blinking Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	tumbling Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	energetic therapeutic padded Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	purple Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	corrupted energized ghostly jittery scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	twirling Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	mirror Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	frozen concentrated moist teal ghostly scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	watered-down drinkable bouncing Sexy Cosmo	2	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	upside-down Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	flame-retardant frosty red-soled high heels of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	rotten cyburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	bouncing stylish ncle leg	0		Moxie: +25
11287	Herculean rutabuga bag of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100
11288	mesquito proboscis of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
11289	ghostly blinking padded senate fly thorax	0		Damage Absorption: +20
11290	vacuum-sealed polymerized activated skewed bug juice	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 40
11291	upside-down dance instructor's spider leg	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
11292	beetle antenna of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11293	hardened mantis skull	0		Damage Reduction: 3
11294	dry super-galvanized chitin powder	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 29
11295	padded daddy shortlegs leg of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11296	Jack Frost's Jim Carey's birdybug antenna	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
11297	perfumed vibrating kilopede skull	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
11298	alkaline bouncing squat haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 25
11299	alkaline chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 30
11300	huge sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	tumbling souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	spoiled watermelon	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	twirling watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	low-calorie decent waffle	1	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	boxer's cat o' nine teeth of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	upside-down jittery blinking quilted Rosewater's tooth cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	occult Herculean toothy trousers	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	enchanted toothsome yellow banana split	4	awesome	Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	skewed medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	bad weak bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	reassuring lion tamer's Jim Carey's baywatch	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	upside-down tumbling blurry Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	pulsating Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	distilled concentrated cooking	1		
11329	altered narrow maroon meat	1		
11330	compressed spinning sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 5
11331	powdered hardening cream	1		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 40
11332	distilled blinking pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 45
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	bouncing Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	colloidal cyan sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 63
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	blurry inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	blinking rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	blue energetic rake	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	bouncing autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	squat forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	lightning-fast ribald autumnal aegis	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	flattened extra-galvanized distilled resin	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	narrow super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	twirling huge lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	skewed tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	spinning tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	squat tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	perfumed rosy-cheeked impromptu torch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	Lo Pan's fig leaf of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	flame-wreathed ruddy smoldering drape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	blurry squat smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	perfumed Jack Frost's Van der Graaf vibrating forbidden extremely unsafe leaf crown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	normal gigantic leafy browns	7	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	pressed unsweetened purple autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	non-pressed bouncing yellow coping juice	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	toasty arcane researcher's smooth strapping candy cane sword cane	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	blurry Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	olive Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	pulsating handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	yummy bite-sized lime green pickled bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	tasty miniature salted mutton	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	rotten diet corned beet	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	rotten pulsating peppermint donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	yellow ghostly grievous Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Sherlock's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	maroon military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	mirror Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	mediocre Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	huge Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	twirling Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	miser's Crimbuccaneer lantern of the brazier of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: 60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	maroon energetic Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	lime green Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	olive Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	maroon ribald Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	colloidal colloidal mirror maroon Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	narrow Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	medical-grade Elf Guard officer's sidearm of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	blinking Elf Guard insignia (general) of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	irresponsibly strong fancy artisanal wobbly Crimbow Rainbo	8	EPIC	Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	blurry Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	bouncing Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	wobbly mansplainer's hardened Elf Guard broom	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	ribald coward's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of doom	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	twirling Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	delicious boozy fuchsia old-school pirate grog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	stale half-sized teal skewed grog nuts	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	brainy sawed-off blunderbuss of the empath of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	tolerable spirit-forward officer's nog	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	spoiled skewed sundae ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	decent low-calorie peppermint tack	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	enchanted bite-sized yummy whalesteak	1	awesome	Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	Usain Bolt's strapping whalegun of doom	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	wobbly Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	green Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	teal prompt crafty Elf Guard clipboard of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	wicked pegfinger	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	bad practically non-alcoholic fancy and claret	1	decent	Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	shaking Rosewater's Elf Guard and beret	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	yellow crafty Samson's shipwright's hammer of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	executive ribald gunwale of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	family-friendly shellacked weightlifter's Kelflar vest	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	moist super-vacuum-sealed whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	blue bouncing wizardly Crimbuccaneer runebone of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	jittery Usain Bolt's Elf Guard mouthknife of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	zippy supercool Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Van der Graaf Elf Guard fuel tank	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	twirling foul-smelling therapeutic dance instructor's massive wrench	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	flame-wreathed stiffened brown pirate pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	mirror punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	blinking resourceful therapeutic banded wicked Sinatra's supercool Elf dessert spoon	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	blinking padded Elf Guard SCUBA tank of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +60, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	blinking Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	twirling free boots of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	squat baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	experienced educational wizardly Elvish underarmor	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	rosewater-soaked Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	gigantic decent sugarplum ration	6	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	bland gingerbread nylons	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	stale jumbo twirling rum-soaked fruitcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	adequate small fuchsia lime	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	spoiled thick gingerbread pirate	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	moldy fruit-stuffed rumcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	drinkable shaking mulled wine	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	acceptable boozy Swedish coffee	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	mediocre weak huge shaking canteen of eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	lousy hot wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	lousy Jamaican coffee	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	artisanal flask of egggrog	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	perfectly mixed jittery yule grog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	rotten super-sized fancy wet tack	5	crappy	Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	decent tumbling whalecake	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	prompt Newton's gunwale whalegun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	high-proof perfectly mixed and claret	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	upside-down trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	wobbly savvy Elf Guard squirtgun of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	pulsating chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	friendly sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	narrow frosty mansplainer's boxer's replica Elf Guard medal	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	pulsating Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	bouncing Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	medical-grade Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	lightning-fast inspector's barnacle-encrusted sweater of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	prompt experienced Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the cheetah	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	ghostly shaking Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	green kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	cyan jittery tumbling Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	tumbling Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	shaking The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	ionized anodized super-pressed military candy cane	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 18
11503	enhanced energized groggipop	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 54
11504	wizardly beefcake's moss mace	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	spinning manspreader's moss megaphone of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	shaking electrified moss medal of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	wobbly stanky smooth moss mitre	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	padded weightlifter's moss mantle	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	twirling mirror brainy moss marlinspike of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Food Drop: +100, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	denatured maroon moss mulch	1		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	adjusted concentrated moss floss	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 68
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	maroon jittery adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	powdered red adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	frozen adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 45
11520	tumbling prompt friendly crepe paper phrygian cap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	perfumed flame-retardant resourceful crepe paper parachute cape	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	purple inspector's manspreader's banded crepe paper pie clip	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	inspector's Fonzie's crepe paper puzzle cube of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	hardy forbidden sage crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	wobbly chilly arcane researcher's crepe paper polka charm of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	distilled olive crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	nitrogenated anodized mirror blurry crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 21
11528	deadly Samson's petrified wood war pike	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	stylish petrified wood waist protector of the businessman	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	hale petrified wood wizard's pouch of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 120, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	bouncing Van der Graaf petrified wood water purifier of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	Jeselnik's petrified wood whoopie panama of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	sage brainy petrified wood walking pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	denatured wobbly petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	liquefied jittery petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 12
11536	special weak tolerable cybeer	2	good	Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	crafty smartaleck's Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	dog trainer's Elf Guard war standard of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	huge in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	sharpshooter's veiny Samson's spring shoes	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	nitrogenated ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	polarized quadruple-flattened crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	twirling smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	lime green high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	jittery ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	huge quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	mirror motion sensor of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
11559	jittery focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	energetic forbidden Everfull Dart Holster	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	ghostly research fragment	0		
11563	red Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	blurry asbestos-lined sizzling veiny sinister Apriling band helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	Lo Pan's groovy savvy Apriling band saxophone of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	lime green executive inspector's lion tamer's Apriling band quad tom of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	toasty dog trainer's rosy-cheeked Apriling band tuba of the ox of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	Sherlock's asbestos-lined ribald grievous smartaleck's boxer's Apriling band staff	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	tumbling Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	spinning boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	moldy super-sized yam	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	perfectly mixed yam martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	perfectly mixed sweet potato o' mine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	delicious high-proof Southern yam	6	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	drinkable sweet potato punch	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	stale ghostly Mayam spinach	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	bland massive yam and swiss	10	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	double-paned energetic yam cannon of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	greedy gravedigger's furry yam buckler of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: 70, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	squat Annie Oakley's extremely unsafe yamtility belt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	normal yam slider	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	delicious yam mayo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	adequate gigantic yam burrito	10	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	special diet normal mini kiwi	1	good	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	teal up-at-dawn stanky dog trainer's mini kiwi bikini	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	weak aged mini kiwitini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	pulsating mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	squat frightening Temple Grandin's personal trainer's mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	huge flavorless mini kiwi digitized cookies	10	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	lousy blinking mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	improved wobbly mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	pickled mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	cyan mini kiwi whipping stick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	extremely unsafe mini kiwi icepick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	improved altered pulsating skewed mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	blinking gray protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	spinning protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	upside-down protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	slick messenger bag RNA of terror of temperance	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11616	blue flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	fancy normal bacteria bisque	3	good	Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 15
11619	yummy ciliophora chowder	3	awesome	
11620	flavorless snack-sized cream of chloroplasts	2	decent	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	spinning flagellate soup	0		
11624	shaking elbow soup	0		
11625	fuchsia twirling lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	green jittery twirling extra ooze	0		
11628	squat extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	sharpshooter's hardened extremely unsafe personal trainer's savvy tearaway pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	twirling blue baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	green Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	triple-distilled drinkable Colera Peste Nebbiolo	6	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	red Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	ghostly Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	blade of dismemberment of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	red Usain Bolt's beefcake's embers-only jacket of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	baleful bembershoot	0		Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	rotten wheel of camembert	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	wobbly executive scandalous Lo Pan's hat of remembering	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	red throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	yellow soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	gray occult educational sage bat wings	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	lion tamer's monocle on a stick of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	huge greedy rock-hard plastic pipe	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	studded forbidden fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	fuchsia Socratic sage bow tie	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	gray Jack Frost's fake huge beard of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	olive chaotic personal trainer's astronaut helmet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	banded savvy feather boa	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	foul-smelling Sheriff badge of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	steel-toed Sheriff pistol of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	sinister sage Sheriff moustache	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	sizzling photo booth supply list of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	blinking tie-dye headband	0		
11674	stale small whirled peas	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	snack-sized normal peaza	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	mixed drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	altered bouncing Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	tumbling quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	ghostly narrow quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	magnetized pickled frozen pea brittle	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	acceptable peasco	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	moldy twirling piece of cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	pulsating Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	supercool wizardly deft pirate hook	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	iron tricorn hat of dire peril of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	lard-coated jolly roger flag	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	tolerable high-proof tankard of spiced rum	9	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	high-proof bad tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	10	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	governor's daughter's lace collar of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	greasy governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	blurry perfumed chili powder cutlass	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	half-sized decent Aztec tamale	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	wobbly jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	fuchsia Rosewater's groggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	shaking pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	wicked silky pirate drawers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	concentrated magnetized cyan peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	practically non-alcoholic mediocre hard cocoa	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	stale immense salmagumdi	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	nippy plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	plastic St. Patrick of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	maroon plastic Colonel Brando of the brute of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	educational plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	miser's plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	upside-down Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	blinking Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	massive spoiled coney haunch	6	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	super-diffused unsweetened frozen dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	strong lousy huge squat moai toai	5	decent	
11725	executive hale quilted moaiball	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	energized four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	therapeutic potato jacket of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	smelly sage military orb	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	improved ionized rum ball	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 26
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	gravyskin hat of the cougar of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	gravyskin buckler of the brute of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	zippy gravyskin skirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	stanky gravyskin pants of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	extra-alkaline crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	tasty room scale bean casserole	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	fortified padded boxer's perfect Christmas scarf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: 80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	wool Sinatra's snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	chilled LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	ghostly tumbling Jim Carey's studded Da Vinci's Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	artisanal narrow skewed Easter grasshopper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	perfectly mixed Irish eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	triple-distilled artisanal canteen of jungle juice	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	artisanal blinking turchucken	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	acceptable weak mechanically-mulled cider	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	watered-down smooth shaking holiday trip around the world	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	half-sized rotten chocolate ostrich egg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	snack-sized bland pulsating beef and cabbage	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	adequate candy rations	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	flavorless upside-down double-candied yams	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	stale super-sized bouncing Christmas ham	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	flavorless jittery holiday smorgasbord	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	tumbling Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	pulsating mirror bejazzled eyepatch of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	blue Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	blurry Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	wobbly Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	narrow moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	Lo Pan's wholesome egg gun of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	rosewater-soaked aromatic dog trainer's smooth army helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	adequate diet ghostly Thanksgiving ration	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	triple-distilled bad mirror Easter eggnog	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	dried clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	educational beefy nylon Christmas stockings of the overflowing toilet of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	electrified pressed tarnished cyan ghostly deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	deadly McHugeLarge duffel bag of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	miser's energetic smartaleck's McHugeLarge left pole	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	bouncing thinker's McHugeLarge right pole of the pedagogue of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	rosewater-soaked curative McHugeLarge left ski	0		Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	tumbling manspreader's steel-toed McHugeLarge right ski	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	tumbling 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	mixed eXpand	1		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	ghostly brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	spinning datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	spinning dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	yellow dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	twirling blurry dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	twirling dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	skewed malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	purple dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	dried upside-down psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	gray ghostly dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	skewed red dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	shaking OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	shaking STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	twirling insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	blurry parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	upside-down hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	mirror geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	olive virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	spinning ninja carabiner	0		
11833	warmed green narrow synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
11834	magnetized concentrated fuchsia iDrops	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 64
11835	yellow shame coil	0		
11836	blue new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	spinning scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	twirling Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	blinking childrens' stapler	0		
11846	mirror plover's egg	0		
11847	narrow flyswatter	0		
11848	shaking shaking Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	blurry grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	upside-down twirling twirling rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	bouncing carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	teal mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	narrow assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	dehydrated huge scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	irresponsibly strong artisanal pint of Leprechaun Stout	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	compressed phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	tumbling crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	blinking blue spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	jittery olive wobbly bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	dehydrated leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	stale upside-down Heck ramen	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	moldy burrito	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	normal mirror small beer brat	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	adequate diet peach pie	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	special miniature moldy narrow incredible mini-pizza	2	crappy	Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	bad twirling Divine sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic blurry maroon tangarita sidecar	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	acceptable gimlet sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	artisanal practically non-alcoholic maroon vodka stratocaster sidecar	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	drinkable weak prussian cathouse sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	bad Mon Tiki sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	squat Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	pulsating April Shower Thoughts shield of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	pickled squat wet paper weights	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	hand-crafted Three Sheets to the Wind	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	flavorless pile of wet dates	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	huge prompt wet shower cap	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	forbidden wet shower shoes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	rosy-cheeked wet shower shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	tumbling pulsating wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	tarnished tumbling wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	boiled vacuum-sealed wet paperback	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	wet shower radio of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	blurry Annie Oakley's birthday bloon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
11903	wet pickled tumbling jawwetter	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 15
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	rock-hard occult Peridot of Peril of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	baleful terrycloth turban	0		Spell Damage: +25
11907	twirling twirling wicked jockey's hat	0		Spell Damage: +5
11908	mirror blurry fuchsia studded sharpshooter's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11909	gray extra-tight skullcap of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11910	double-paned sturdy pith helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +5
11911	green crafty bishop's mitre	0		Maximum MP: +10
11912	spinning tin foil hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
11913	censurious construction hardhat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
11914	imposing pilgrim's hat of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	ghostly sizzling stylish bycocket	0		Hot Damage: +10
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	fuchsia packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	electrified clever Axis helmet	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11925	experienced Axis fatigues of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3
11926	beefcake's Axis suspenders of the brute	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	shaking chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	wobbly Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	reassuring Allied Radio Backpack of dire peril of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ghostly ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	blinking confetti grenade	0		
11937	decent tumbling Skeleton Wars rations	3	good	
11938	mediocre mirror skeleton war fuel can	4	decent	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	blurry up-at-dawn Allied Forces insignia of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	ionized blurry Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	ribald bully badge	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	extremely unsafe time cop top hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	narrow Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	denatured wobbly mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	rotten bouncing toast with mixed berry jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	decent cup of sugar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	decent Susie's cupcake	4	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	horrifying Jim Carey's hale the gun	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	smooth wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	narrow really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	shaking sand penny	0		
11962	tumbling ribald undersea surveying goggles	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	artisanal watered-down bouncing wobbly Ocean-Touched Rum	2	EPIC	
11964	denatured fuchsia shaking water-logged pill	1		
11965	stale huge special kelp puck	6	decent	Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 40
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	tumbling scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	bouncing waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	blinking blue sea gel	0		
11971	oxidized dry octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 41
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	cyan Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	shaking skewed unblemished pearl	0		
11977	gray dentadent of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
11986	skewed lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	Usain Bolt's therapeutic hardened stiffened sage blood cubic zirconia of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 4, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	denatured shaking blood thinner	1		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	high-proof smooth pheromone cocktail	7	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	flavorless spinal tapas	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	hardened strapping shrunken head of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	drinkable Smoking Pope	4	good	
12053	bland massive prize turkey	9	decent	
12054	twisted ghostly upside-down medicinal gruel	1		
12055	bland full-sized pumpkin pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	delicious vodka cranberry sauce	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	unsweetened yammed candy	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	adequate upside-down treasure chestnut	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	weak artisanal mulled butter rum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	liquefied frozen skewed cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	blinking gray electrified plastic left skeleton arm	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	blurry plastic left skeleton leg of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	blue twirling brawny plastic right skeleton arm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	mirror yellow greedy plastic right skeleton leg	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	squat plastic skeleton pelvis of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	wobbly curative rosy-cheeked angelbone kilt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	wizardly angelbone totem	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	green asbestos-lined angelbone chopsticks	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	asbestos-lined Van der Graaf angelbone mantle	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	censurious angelbone dice	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	narrow yellow tumbling narrow angelbone halo of wisdom of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	twisted twirling teal angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	unsweetened galvanized biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 64
12076	blurry gray healthy slick devilbone helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	chilly devilbone greaves	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	flame-wreathed Van der Graaf devilbone shinguards	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	frightening devilbone corset	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	supercharged supercool devilbone flute	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	up-at-dawn devilbone rosary	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	dehydrated devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	altered super-wet Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 66
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	squat burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	arcane researcher's extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	mediocre extra-dry Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	perfectly mixed bottle of prize-winning rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	maroon bouncing aromatic frosty sage Santa-Slayer medal	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	lime green Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	denatured gray boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	adjusted vacuum-sealed boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	energized boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	Jack Frost's padded smoldering vertebra of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	shaking seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	mirror huge red smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	dog trainer's crafty arcane researcher's hot boning knife	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	tumbling razor-sharp Socratic fistbone of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	shaking horrifying Jack Frost's Newton's burnt bone belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	baleful scorched skull trophy	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	bland super-sized wing bone	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	practically non-alcoholic enchanted mediocre weak skeleton venom	1	decent	Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	compressed green baked bone meal	1		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	chilly plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	sizzling plastic skeleton skull	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	nippy plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	shaking sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	chilly resourceful scorched skeleton mask	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	avaricious medical-grade scorched skeleton shirt	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	yellow strapping scorched skeleton pants of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	tumbling Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	wobbly green Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	maroon Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	fuchsia Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	Temple Grandin's fireproof bonesaw of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	Newton's vermiculite shield of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	flame-retardant ship's lantern	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	forbidden heat-resistant harpoon pistol of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: 150, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	stale traditional gingerloaf	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	irresponsibly strong tolerable upside-down Scotch and eggnog	8	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	concentrated vacuum-sealed counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	acceptable bouncing wobbly &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	tumbling crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	normal skewed blinking wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	polymerized gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 19
12179	jittery greedy censurious glimmering crystal	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	green boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	wobbly Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	shaking jittery loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	tumbling Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	magnetized wet Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	oxidized Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	anodized Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	blinking bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	stanky personal trainer's and dress	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	ruddy and dress of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	moist galvanized green skewed dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	skewed gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	dinosaur bone club of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	gravedigger's hardened dinosaur skull helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	narrow frosty electrified shellacked dinosaur bone corset	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	aged green Pork Elf cough syrup	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	blinking blurry Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	bland rat pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	fireproof occult groovy hoverboard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	shaking prompt left shark fin of the ox of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	Samson's fitness tracking bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	altered blinking narrow candy bone	1		
12215	pulsating wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	decent snack-sized bouncing discarded hot dog	2	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	perfectly mixed weak most of a beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	huge pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	normal low-calorie can of tuna	1	good	
12227	normal alien salad	4	good	
12228	low-calorie flavorless ratbatatouille	1	decent	
12229	enchanted big spoiled onigiri	5	crappy	Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 5
12230	tasty miniature crudit&eacute;s	2	awesome	
12231	rotten sauced mutton	3	crappy	
12232	jumbo delicious hot honey ant	5	awesome	
12233	jumbo moldy tomb aspic	5	crappy	
12234	stale later tots	4	decent	
12235	normal Frutti di Scatoletta	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	decent jumbo Pesto alla Marziano	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	rotten Arrattabbattabiata	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	rotten bite-sized bouncing Orzo di Riso	1	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	yummy Pasta Grimavera	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	moldy snack-sized Linguini Ubriacapa	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	stale bouncing Formica e Pepe	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	normal Tubetto Gelatto	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	moldy squat Gnocci Domani	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	blurry Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	bouncing blurry second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	Jim Carey's hardened Space Soldier Helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +25
12253	spoiled premium turkey leg	4	crappy	
12254	aged squat styrofoam cup of mead	4	awesome	
12255	fortified sword	0		Damage Absorption: +60
12256	Annie Oakley's staff	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
12257	gray Sherlock's lute	0		Item Drop: +25
12258	squat shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	censurious sharpshooter's The Wizard's Android of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
12261	huge flash paperwad	0		
12262	olive narrow juggling ball	0		
12263	skewed fortified tactical jester's cap of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +100, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	blinking single-use sword	0		
12265	bouncing flimsy plastic helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
12266	executive flimsy plastic greaves	0		Meat Drop: +40
12267	bouncing blinking quilted flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +40
12268	beefy flimsy plastic shield	0		Muscle: +10
12269	purple mirror packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	spinning wobbly tumbling sage beefy Portable Laughing Stock of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	asbestos-lined fireproof personal trainer's Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: 8
12272	half-sized adequate classic banana	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	enchanted decent blurry watermelon	3	good	Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	bland quince	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	ghostly squat Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	moldy snack-sized classic banana pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	super-frozen upside-down wobbly essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	super-chilled colloidal banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	spirit-forward aged Aesop Daiquiri	5	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	artisanal strong Monkey Congress	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	adequate upside-down watermelon pie	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	triple-ionized corrupted triple-tarnished olive upside-down concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	pressed bouncing Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	bad practically non-alcoholic upside-down Melonegroni	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	mediocre watered-down Melonade Spritz	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	immense adequate quince pie	7	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	alkaline vacuum-sealed huge pulsating gray quince quaff	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	warmed flattened denatured Quickquince	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	artisanal watered-down Quiskey Sour	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	enchanted artisanal Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	EPIC	Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	weak hand-crafted Roth IPA	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	energetic underdraft protection of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	miniature flavorless red soybean futures	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	electrified housing bubble	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	quadruple-frozen upside-down gray Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 69
12298	tumbling foul-smelling financial instrument of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	spinning cool hedge fund clippers of the brazier	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	MacGyver's selling shorts	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	skewed blurry bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	yellow stiffened occult 401k ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	liquefied twirling lime green huge invisible hand	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	ionized extra-frozen squat circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	moist liquefied blurry mint	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	upside-down homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	pickled toxic asset	1		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	modified intangible asset	1		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	altered upside-down liquid asset	1		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Malattia Becco Malbec	6	EPIC	
12316	bouncing kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	shaking Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	jittery Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	upside-down Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	green can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"