-1	lousy practically non-alcoholic Petite Porter	1	decent	
-2	watered-down lousy Scrawny Stout	2	decent	
-3	artisanal jittery Infinitesimal IPA	3	EPIC	
-4	practically non-alcoholic tolerable eggnogtini	1	good	
-5	weak tolerable candycaine	2	good	
-6	perfectly mixed braincracker sweet	3	EPIC	
-16	perfectly mixed fermented honey	4	EPIC	
-17	mediocre moons-shine	3	decent	
-18	bad gin	4	decent	
-19	lousy ecto-nog	3	decent	
-20	acceptable huge mirror hot toady	4	good	
-21	acceptable distilled hot choculate	5	good	
-49	bad Cyder	3	decent	
-50	drinkable high-proof Oil Nog	6	good	
-51	high-proof artisanal Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	8	EPIC	
-58	bad Grimacider	4	decent	
-59	irresponsibly strong drinkable ghostly Isotope Nog	9	good	
-60	aged fortified Mutagin 'n' Tonic	5	awesome	
-70	high-proof drinkable enchanted tumbling wobbly Gin and Herring	9	good	
-71	watered-down artisanal pulsating Black and Tan and Red All Over	2	EPIC	
-72	smooth Antarctic Ice Tea	3	awesome	
-76	bad CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	3	decent	
-77	drinkable CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	good	
-78	bad jittery CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	4	decent	
-82	strong lousy blurry Horseradish-infused Vodka	5	decent	
-83	lousy upside-down Jerkitini	3	decent	
-84	artisanal twirling Desert Island Iced Tea	3	EPIC	
-88	mediocre purple Crimbo Saketini	4	decent	
-89	practically non-alcoholic delicious Crimboku Drop	1	awesome	
-90	watered-down special mediocre Flaming Crimbo Log	2	decent	
-107	smooth Fortified Eggnog Slurry	3	awesome	
-108	lousy Hot Buttered Rum	4	decent	
-109	artisanal huge maroon Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	EPIC