1	wobbly seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	purple weightlifter's helmet turtle	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	shaking pasta spoon	0		
6	deadly ravioli hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	pulsating saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	wobbly fireproof disco mask	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	blurry disco ball	0		
11	fuchsia stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mirror mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	denatured moxie weed	1		
15	modified cyan bouncing strongness elixir	1		
16	twisted mirror huge magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	flavorless noodles	4	decent	
18	twirling tortoise's blessing	0		
19	stylish asparagus knife	0		Moxie: +25
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	shaking sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	bouncing ten-leaf clover	0		
25	tumbling meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	green pulsating really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	baleful Bjorn's Hammer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	Lo Pan's Dolphin King's crown	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	shaking brawny Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Muscle Percent: +20
36	Knob Goblin tongs of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
37	sinister viking helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	Da Vinci's Knob Goblin pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pulsating pretty flower	0		
40	wobbly casino pass	0		
41	drinkable ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	good	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	blurry worthless gewgaw	0		
45	pulsating skewed worthless knick-knack	0		
46	blue figurine	0		
47	miniature spoiled hot buttered roll	2	crappy	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	bland jumbo bouncing bowl of cottage cheese	5	decent	
50	electrified Rock and Roll Legend	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	supercool Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	ghostly banjo strings	0		
53	ruddy stone banjo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
54	toasty smooth Disco Banjo	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	squat green hot sauce	0		
57	ghostly resourceful 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
58	green skewed stone turtle	0		
59	blurry slingshot	0		
60	Mace of the Tortoise of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	moldy immense fortune cookie	7	crappy	
62	oriole-feather headdress of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	pulsating Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	ghostly twig	0		
67	jittery spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	asbestos-lined chilly Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	lime green stakes of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
72	narrow perfumed barskin hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	blurry barskin tent	0		
74	huge jittery Temple map	0		
75	purple sapling	0		
76	cyan Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	mirror blinking careful stick	0		Monster Level: -10
78	olive greasy pretty bouquet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	acceptable spirit-forward twirling ice-cold Willer	5	good	
82	tumbling narrow ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	narrow Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	purple helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	gray meatsmithing guide	0		
93	huge blue rosewater-soaked basic meat sword	0		Stench Resistance: +3
94	bouncing basic meat pants of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	beefcake's basic meat helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	twirling dog trainer's dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Experience (familiar): +1
97	auspicious pimpin' meat hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	narrow blue meat face	0		
100	squat lifeless meat doll	0		
101	blinking meat golem	0		
102	ghostly shrunken head	0		
103	up-at-dawn staff of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +5
104	yellow scarecrow	0		
105	rotten blinking bowl of charms	4	crappy	
106	tumbling jittery ketchup	1	good	
107	bouncing catsup	1	good	
108	bouncing huge stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	basic meat staff of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
111	tumbling basic meat crossbow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
112	yellow careful therapeutic meatloaf helmet	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	brainy dripping meat sword	0		Mysticality: +5
114	ghostly lion tamer's dripping meat staff	0		Experience (familiar): +2
115	reassuring dripping meat crossbow	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
116	huge Bugfinder Blade of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +5
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	wobbly sprocket	0		
120	mirror cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	skewed Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	blinking meat engine	0		
127	mirror Gnollish autoplunger of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
128	meat pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	twirling third-hand nunchaku of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
130	olive padded eyepatch	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	gray frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	gray ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	ghostly anticheese	0		
143	blurry cottage	0		
144	olive stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	spinning barbed-wire fence	0		
146	blurry dinghy plans	0		
147	eXtreme meat sword of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
148	wicked eXtreme meat staff	0		Spell Damage: +5
149	upside-down Fonzie's eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
150	zippy censurious Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	perfumed Newton's Elder Turtle Shell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	censurious flame-wreathed Colander of Em-er'il	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	miser's greasy Ancient Saucehelm	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	greasy wholesome Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	aromatic Oprah's El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	red Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	moldy immense blinking pulsating ghuol egg	6	crappy	
162	delicious miniature tumbling ghuol egg quiche	2	awesome	
163	flame-wreathed skeleton bone	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
164	smart skull	0		
165	gray tumbling skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	yummy pulsating huge ghuol-ear kabob	4	awesome	
168	bone rattle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	green lihc eye	0		
171	moldy lihc eye pie	4	crappy	
172	jittery gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	adequate skewed uncooked chorizo	3	good	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	mirror brainy skull	0		
178	tumbling detective skull	0		
179	special tasty shaking chorizo taco	3	awesome	Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 30
180	practically non-alcoholic delicious ice-cold fotie	1	awesome	
181	tumbling baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	ghostly briefcase	0		
185	skewed fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bouncing bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	red blurry bat guano	0		
189	wobbly guano coffee cup	0		
191	Samson's batskin belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
192	batskin belt	0		
193	wobbly birthday candle	0		
194	Mr. Accessory of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Softcore Only
195	eXtreme nose ring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	ghostly quilted ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40
200	bland jumbo rat appendix kabob	5	decent	
201	stale bat wing kabob	3	decent	
202	adequate carob chunks	4	good	
203	huge herbs	0		
204	delicious big fuchsia carob chunk cookies	5	awesome	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	twirling blue piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	decent	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	tumbling wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	chilly filthy corduroys of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	Rosewater's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	blurry Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	tiny rotten enchanted carob brownies	1	crappy	Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 40
217	yummy snack-sized herb brownies	2	awesome	
218	spinning hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	gnoll-tooth necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
222	narrow phat turquoise bead	0		
223	Jeselnik's phat turquoise bracelet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
224	fuchsia eyepatch of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	stale gigantic tofu casserole	7	decent	
226	altered can of Red Minotaur	1	good	
227	censurious Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
228	deadly Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Weapon Damage: +5
229	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
230	perfumed dead guy's watch	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	mirror wobbly Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	jittery bouncing Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	cyan hardened baleful Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
236	maroon Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	bad practically non-alcoholic bottle of gin	1	decent	
238	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bottle of vodka	1	EPIC	
239	perfumed supercool Orcish baseball cap	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	groovy Orcish cargo shorts of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	flame-wreathed Orcish frat-paddle	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
242	flavorless enchanted miniature	2	decent	Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 30
243	moldy massive grapefruit	8	crappy	
244	tasty grapes	3	awesome	
245	stale olive	3	decent	
246	toothsome tomato	3	awesome	
247	mirror fermenting powder	0		
248	watered-down mediocre pulsating salty dog	2	decent	
249	enchanted mediocre lime green wobbly mirror bloody mary	4	decent	Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 30
250	weak perfectly mixed screwdriver	2	EPIC	
251	tolerable practically non-alcoholic squat martini	1	good	
252	acceptable shaking bloody beer	4	good	
253	tolerable shot of schnapps	3	good	
254	bad shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	decent	
255	watered-down smooth fine wine	2	awesome	
256	perfectly mixed purple shot of tomato schnapps	3	EPIC	
257	weak lousy extra-spicy bloody mary	2	decent	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	blurry snake skin	0		
260	stale small White Citadel fries	2	decent	
261	toothsome half-sized skewed White Citadel burger	2	awesome	
262	low-calorie delicious olive piece of wedding cake	1	awesome	
263	rotten chocolate chips	4	crappy	
264	flavorless purple wobbly chocolate chip cookies	3	decent	
265	tumbling lion tamer's satin pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	special bad mirror lightning	4	decent	Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 10
267	clever mullet wig	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	purple meat cowboy hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	toasty sword	0		Hot Damage: +5
270	upside-down picket fence	0		
271	compressed narrow spinning barbell	1		
272	modified blurry concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	boiled spinning moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	huge leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	modified mirror extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	distilled green jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	dried suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	upside-down Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	upside-down Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	narrow hardened walrus-tusk earring	0		Damage Reduction: 3
286	sharpshooter's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
287	family-friendly Boris's ring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
288	blurry potato sprout	0		
289	baleful Jarlsberg's earring	0		Spell Damage: +25
290	jittery flame-wreathed Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
291	fireproof can of maces of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +3
292	Usain Bolt's rubber axe	0		Initiative: +80
293	nippy chef's hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	tumbling dangerous pail	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	blurry supercool demonskin trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	forbidden dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	Vulcanized mirror tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 43
298	enhanced lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 67
299	wet pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 13
300	dry quadruple-deionized skewed jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 13
301	flat dough	0		
302	spoiled miniature Knob sausage	2	crappy	
303	special miniature bland Knob mushroom	2	decent	Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 40
304	dry noodles	0		
305	upside-down mansplainer's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	rosy-cheeked Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	extra-cold-filtered activated corrupted Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 14
308	red Herculean Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	Tesla Knob Goblin elite pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	forbidden Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
311	hill of beans	0		
312	studded Knob Goblin visor	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	careful Crown of the Goblin King	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	thick tasty skewed bean burrito	5	awesome	
315	half-sized spoiled bean burrito	2	crappy	
316	decent big insanely bean burrito	5	good	
317	tiny spoiled bean burrito	1	crappy	
318	flavorless bean burrito	4	decent	
319	bland low-calorie fuchsia insanely bean burrito	1	decent	
320	tasty snack-sized bat haggis	2	awesome	
321	bland menudo	3	decent	
322	flavorless teal goat cheese	3	decent	
323	yummy half-sized maroon jittery plain pizza	2	awesome	
324	flavorless half-sized sausage pizza	2	decent	
325	delicious goat cheese pizza	3	awesome	
326	huge yummy mushroom pizza	8	awesome	
327	green shaking goat	0		
328	triple-distilled perfectly mixed mirror bottle of whiskey	10	EPIC	
329	goat beard of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	teal glass of goat's milk	1	awesome	
331	fancy acceptable Canadian	4	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 25
332	massive rotten lemon	10	crappy	
333	miniature moldy ghostly tumbling lime	2	crappy	
334	sabre teeth of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
335	wobbly sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	consolation ribbon of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	wobbly tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	triple-oxidized activated blurry Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 37
341	corrupted denatured Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 65
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	non-quantum Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 42
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	spinning Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	zippy ninja mask	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	foul-smelling Rosewater's icy-hot katana	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
352	prompt ninja hot pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	maroon bouncing beefcake's nunchaku of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15
355	eXtreme scarf of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	wobbly zippy snowboarder pants	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	yummy gr8ps	3	awesome	
359	normal fuchsia tumbling t8r tots	3	good	
360	baleful miner's helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	asbestos-lined miner's pants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	razor-sharp 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	lime green spinning chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	jittery wobbly linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	blinking asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	bouncing chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	narrow twirling asbestos meat stack	0		
377	pulsating chrome meat stack	0		
378	blinking nippy curative linoleum sword	0		Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
379	aromatic nasty linoleum staff	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
380	blinking stiffened linoleum crossbow of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +15
381	tumbling crafty asbestos sword of courage	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
382	double-paned Annie Oakley's asbestos staff	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
383	huge forbidden asbestos crossbow of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50
384	narrow cool chrome sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -15
385	huge brawny chrome staff of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15
386	mirror perfumed MacGyver's chrome crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	purple meaty helmet turtle of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	shaking asbestos helmet turtle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	upside-down wobbly Jeselnik's linoleum helmet turtle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	manspreader's chrome helmet turtle	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	purple yak skin	0		
395	blinking hippopotamus skin	0		
396	therapeutic penguin shorts	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	green wobbly electrified yakskin pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	blinking Newton's hippopotamus pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	squat fireproof eXtreme mittens	0		Hot Resistance: +3
400	blurry handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	shaking Jeselnik's swashbuckling pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	nippy shoulder parrot	0		Cold Damage: +10
404	squat up-at-dawn acoustic guitarrr	0		Adventures: +5
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	narrow purple pirate skull	0		
408	shaking pirate skeleton	0		
409	blinking vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	blurry manspreader's sk8board	0		Monster Level: +10
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	foul-smelling Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Damage: +10
414	lime green cool crowbarrr	0		Moxie: +5
415	lard-coated leotarrrd	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	narrow pulsating smooth safarrri hat	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	extra-wet magnetized henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 51
418	quadruple-diffused polarized squat Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 35
419	liquefied ionized skewed fuchsia serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 45
420	colloidal dry tumbling tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 49
421	ionized philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 54
422	aerosolized gray narrow potion of potency	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 61
423	modified cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 42
424	denatured ghostly ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 14
425	denatured unsweetened oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 17
426	ionized adjusted potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 22
427	greedy box	0		Meat Drop: +20, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	sinister clown shoes	0		Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25
432	shaking skewed mirror manspreader's bloody clown pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	squat skinny balloon	0		
434	upside-down strapping balloon helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	chilly balloon sword of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Clowniness: 50
436	skewed balloon monkey	0		
437	blinking purple chef skull	0		
438	narrow chef-in-the-box	0		
439	squat bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	teal chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	pulsating knitted box-in-the-box	0		Cold Resistance: +3
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	ghostly fuchsia box-in-the-box-in-the-box of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
448	foolscap fool's cap of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	squat razor-sharp clown nose	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	green disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	squat screwdriver	0		
455	spoiled jittery jumbo olive	4	crappy	
456	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted blurry dry martini	8	EPIC	
457	ye olde golde frontes of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	wobbly continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	ghostly pixel	0		
461	red pixel	0		
462	spinning pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	huge pixel potion	0		
465	green pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	normal thick pixel pie	5	good	
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	drinkable weak Imp Ale	2	good	
471	decent hot wing	4	good	
472	teal toasty diamond-studded cane	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	frosty crutch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
474	huge cast	0		
475	Jim Carey's beefy mask	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	scandalous experienced infernal insoles	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +5
478	pulsating evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	yellow eldritch butterknife	0		
482	green therapeutic Mr. Container	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	mirror mirror chilly Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	inspector's hemp backpack	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	chaotic Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
487	red inspector's arrrgyle socks	0		Item Drop: +15
488	guitar pick	0		
489	twirling shaking drab sonata	0		
490	flame-retardant dance instructor's mesh cap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	skewed enormous belt buckle	0		
492	electrified chaps of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	Samson's batblade	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
495	maroon catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	stale papaya	4	decent	
499	ribald weightlifter's denim axe	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	flavorless diet Elfin shortbread	1	decent	
502	cyan pagoda plans	0		
503	flavorless miniature maroon skewered cat appendix	2	decent	
504	bouncing narrow evil arches	0		
505	gray pulsating Sinatra's sage gnatwing earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5
506	jumbo bland Hell broth	5	decent	
507	careful thunderrr guitarrr	0		Monster Level: -10
508	skewed purple sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	delicious Boris's key lime pie	4	awesome	
514	rotten Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	crappy	
515	huge spoiled Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	8	crappy	
516	wobbly Hey Deze map	0		
517	shaking executive bejeweled accordion strap	0		Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	blinking skewed mystery juice	0		
519	jittery moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	upside-down leaflet	0		
521	sizzling kickback cookbook	0		Hot Damage: +10
522	teal one-winged stab bat	0		
523	green rewinged stab bat	0		
524	mediocre irresponsibly strong papaya sling	9	decent	
525	grue egg	0		
526	lime green bouncing Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	blinking wobbly volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	altered teal spray paint	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 39
531	smelly special sauce glove	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	hale ladle of mystery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
533	narrow Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	yellow pr0n legs	0		
538	sinister f3d0r4	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	denatured ionized jittery red Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 12
541	wobbly wobbly vibrating fortified draggin' ball hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	Temple Grandin's 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	bland Trollhouse cookies	4	decent	
544	fuchsia sizzling boxer's talons	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
545	moldy Spam Witch sammich	3	crappy	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	ghostly 64067 scroll	0		
552	lime green 64735 scroll	0		
553	wobbly 31337 scroll	0		
554	spoiled pr0n cocktail	4	crappy	
555	tumbling fireproof smooth drywall axe	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +3
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
557	mediocre whiskey and cola	3	decent	
558	normal papaya taco	4	good	
559	green razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	adequate enchanted low-calorie shaking stalk of asparagus	1	good	Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 50
561	blinking pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	shaking sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	drinkable Mad Train wine	4	good	
565	boxer's hobo gloves	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
566	perfumed bum cheek	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	cyan hermit script	0		
568	yummy small tumbling Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2	awesome	
569	tasty bite-sized Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1	awesome	
570	rotten special jittery Chicken Sandwich	4	crappy	Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 20
571	special Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	decent	Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 30
572	moldy Children's Meal of the Damned	3	crappy	
573	decent green noodles	3	good	
574	moldy small noodles	2	crappy	
575	adequate painful penne pasta	4	good	
576	moldy narrow teal ravioli della hippy	3	crappy	
577	moldy pr0n m4nic0tti	4	crappy	
578	adequate Hell ramen	3	good	
579	toothsome big boring spaghetti	5	awesome	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	skewed olive Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	super-sized moldy skewed fettucini Inconnu	5	crappy	
584	bland spaghetti with Skullheads	3	decent	
585	decent immense gnocchetti di Nietzsche	7	good	
586	energetic stiffened ridiculously huge sword	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20
587	double-deionized super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 29
588	olive soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	bland tiny ghostly cocoa eggshell fragment	1	decent	
590	toothsome fancy cocoa eggshell fragment	4	awesome	Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 25
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	sage amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	blurry executive titanium assault umbrella	0		Meat Drop: +40
597	pulsating wicked Mohawk wig	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	wobbly the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	spinning pants of the Slug Lord of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	Tesla supercool Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	bouncing Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	pulsating Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	gray squat Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	mirror S.O.C.K.	0		
610	skewed procrastination potion	0		
611	squat D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	chilled cyan probability potion	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 26
615	green pulsating chaos butterfly	0		
616	twirling maroon furry fur	0		
617	extra-activated Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 68
618	oxidized energized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 30
619	bouncing perfumed needle	0		Stench Resistance: +5
620	oxidized moist thin candle	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	pulsating NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	jittery Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	bouncing ND	0		
628	blurry twirling cyan metallic A	0		
629	frosty eye	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	ghostly Temple Grandin's furry pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	Tesla disturbing fanfic	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
633	reassuring Fonzie's wolf mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	maroon cool whip	0		
635	bouncing up-at-dawn paper umbrella	0		Adventures: +5
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	greedy asshat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	adequate tiny abominable snowcone	1	good	
640	Ent cider	1	EPIC	
641	small delicious toast	2	awesome	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	blurry skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	spoiled tiny fruitcake	1	crappy	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	Crimbo sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	smooth Crimbo hat	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	curative Crimbo pants	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	cyan tumbling Tesla exclusive ultra-rare item	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
652	squat quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	twirling line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	star sword of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
658	star crossbow of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
659	star staff of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
660	hardy star pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	squat Oprah's star hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	skewed Jeselnik's star buckler	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	double-paned steaming evil of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5
667	castle map	0		
668	spiked femur of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
669	decent miniature lime green ghuol guolash	2	good	
670	zippy lihc face	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	narrow wicked grave robbing shovel of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5
672	flavorless special cranberries	4	decent	Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 50
673	acceptable bouncing vodka and cranberry	3	good	
674	acceptable whiskey	3	good	
675	resourceful skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Maximum MP: +50
676	wobbly dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	shaking badass belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	perfectly mixed watered-down fancy narrow roll in the hay	2	EPIC	Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 5
680	drinkable watered-down pulsating slap and tickle	2	good	
681	weak artisanal slip 'n' slide	2	EPIC	
682	watered-down mediocre a sump'm sump'm	2	decent	
683	artisanal horizontal tango	3	EPIC	
684	acceptable pink pony	3	good	
685	foul-smelling Rosewater's Mr. Shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
686	crafty knuckles	0		Maximum MP: +10
687	polarized magnetized blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 64
688	huge blinking weightlifter's pixel hat	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	blurry fortified pixel pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	blinking frosty pixel sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	Sinatra's harem girl t-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
694	Knob Goblin elite shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
696	twirling hardy frilly shirt	0		Maximum HP: +50
697	olive squat soggy wofl t-shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
698	green Tesla loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
699	blurry narrow extremely unsafe pirate shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
700	Tesla filthy hippy poncho	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
701	mansplainer's floral print shirt	0		Monster Level: +15
702	medical-grade coconut bikini top	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
703	blurry Socratic goth kid t-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
704	purple hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	bouncing jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	hardened supercool hamethyst earring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
712	hamethyst necklace of wisdom of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
713	hamethyst bracelet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
714	blinking Lo Pan's energetic hamethyst ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
715	veiny grievous baconstone earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
716	frightening vibrating baconstone pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
717	flame-retardant extremely unsafe baconstone bracelet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
718	avaricious dangerous deadly baconstone ring	0		Weapon Damage: 15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
719	red lightning-fast porquoise eyebrow ring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40
720	horrifying rosy-cheeked porquoise necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
721	spinning dog trainer's manspreader's porquoise bracelet	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
722	miser's porquoise ring of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
723	immense bland Knoll mushroom	10	decent	
724	rotten mushroom	3	crappy	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	gray ribald huge mirror shard	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
727	upside-down skewed hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	red fishbowl	0		
730	tumbling wobbly fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	gray blinking hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	squat skewed hardy rock-hard hardened makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Maximum HP: +50, Adventure Underwater
735	pulsating upside-down mirror arcane researcher's easter egg balloon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	blurry olive stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	coward's tambourine	0		Monster Level: -20
741	broken skull	0		
742	flavorless Knoll shroomkabob	4	decent	
743	snack-sized special rotten wobbly blue mushroom	2	crappy	Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
744	cold-filtered hair spray	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 38
746	wobbly skewed stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	bouncing gourd potion	0		
749	adequate teal warm mushroom	4	good	
750	flavorless lime green mushroom quesadilla	4	decent	
751	rotten cool mushroom	3	crappy	
752	delicious gigantic cool mushroom casserole	6	awesome	
753	diet spoiled pointy mushroom	1	crappy	
754	bland cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	decent	
755	big moldy mushroom	5	crappy	
756	toothsome huge mushroom	6	awesome	
757	stale purple mushroom	4	decent	
758	half-sized spoiled bouncing ghost cucumber	2	crappy	
759	squat dill	0		
760	shaking skewed vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	mediocre practically non-alcoholic especially salty dog	1	decent	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	enchanted spoiled ghostly spectral pickle	3	crappy	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 5
765	blurry briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	diffused double-boiled bouncing cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 43
768	prompt spork	0		Adventures: +3
769	narrow stylish voodoo doll	0		Moxie: +25
770	rock-hard basic meat fez of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	skewed tassel	0		
772	mirror deadly foon	0		Weapon Damage: +5
773	bouncing sage boxer's basic meat spork	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10
774	basic meat foon of the pedagogue of the glutton	0		Experience: +3, Food Drop: +100
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	groovy kneecapping stick	0		Moxie Percent: +10
777	iron pasta spoon of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
778	up-at-dawn support cummerbund	0		Adventures: +5
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	jittery spinning scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	magnetized mafia aria	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 48
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	special bad irresponsibly strong Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	9	decent	Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2004-10"
785	mirror blue raffle ticket	0		
786	spoiled snack-sized strawberry	2	crappy	
787	bad irresponsibly strong jittery bottle of rum	10	decent	
788	hand-crafted strawberry daiquiri	3	EPIC	
789	weak mediocre rum and cola	2	decent	
790	aged distilled grog	5	awesome	
791	Mafia bow tie of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	Golden Mr. Accessory of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only
793	colloidal oil of stability	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 48
794	extra-irradiated oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 39
795	drinkable yellow Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	miser's scandalous cement shoes of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	drinkable rockin' wagon	3	good	
798	tolerable ocean motion	4	good	
799	lousy pulsating fuzzbump	4	decent	
800	adequate low-calorie pulsating poutine	1	good	
801	moldy spinning Knob stir-fry	3	crappy	
804	bland twirling Knoll stir-fry	4	decent	
805	toothsome jumbo stir-fry	5	awesome	
806	rotten miniature asparagus stir-fry	2	crappy	
807	immense decent olive olive stir-fry	9	good	
808	stale special Knob sausage stir-fry	4	decent	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 5
809	stale snack-sized bat wing stir-fry	2	decent	
810	enchanted toothsome rat appendix stir-fry	3	awesome	Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 20
811	big rotten skewed tofu stir-fry	5	crappy	
812	bland pr0n stir-fry	4	decent	
813	bite-sized moldy Knob shells	1	crappy	
814	bland big wobbly bätzle	5	decent	
815	stale bouncing wobbly ratini	3	decent	
816	small rotten Knob stroganoff	2	crappy	
817	stale menudo ravioli	4	decent	
818	plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	ghostly swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	teal smoky potion	0		
823	spinning bouncing squat cloudy potion	0		
824	blinking maroon effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	squat dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	skewed baby killer bee	0		
829	blurry anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	fancy normal snack-sized royal jelly	2	good	Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 25
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	vorpal blade of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
834	upside-down electrified steel-toed cornuthaum	0		Damage Reduction: 9, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	yellow curative ring of aggravate monster	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
836	gigantic flavorless narrow mind flayer corpse	8	decent	
837	delicious Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	blue curative beefcake's Mafia stogie	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	smooth irresponsibly strong Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	10	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	green auspicious rock-hard Mafia violin case	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	hand-crafted special tomato daiquiri	3	EPIC	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 45
842	artisanal olive beertini	3	EPIC	
843	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong salty slug	10	EPIC	
844	weak lousy enchanted papaya slung	2	decent	Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 50
845	grievous MAHI fez	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	upside-down lime green hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	purple shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	pulsating sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	green balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	lime green shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	gray knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	huge tumbling ghostly skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	cold-filtered activated pine tar	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 59
869	olive forest tears	0		
870	flame-retardant fetus-smashing club	0		Hot Resistance: +1
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	red Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	ghostly rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	family-friendly gravedigger's crazy bastard sword of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7
876	rosy-cheeked wizardly incredibly dense meat gem of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
877	Talisman of Baio of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
878	blue hypnodisk of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
879	activated polarized modified bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 12
880	slick disbelief suspenders	0		Moxie: +10
881	supportive bra of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	good	
884	perfumed los chinos	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	asbestos-lined axe	0		Hot Resistance: +5
886	maroon leaflet	0		
887	upside-down leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	resourceful balaclava	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	yummy balaclava baklava	3	awesome	
891	skewed stylish Warehouse 23 bling	0		Moxie: +25
892	family-friendly lion tamer's bugbear-smiting sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1
893	bad lumbering jack	4	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	executive Ms. Accessory	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only
896	wool Mr. Accessory Jr. of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only
897	pulsating coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	twirling espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	twirling 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	perfectly mixed enchanted weak Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2004-10"
904	spinning greedy sage school Mafia knickerbockers of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	ionized blinking Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 23
906	dry electrified Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 58
907	adjusted Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 19
908	oxidized Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 16
909	triple-magnetized quantum green Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 65
910	bland cyan dwarf bread	3	decent	
911	dry ionized liquefied skewed Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 52
912	non-pressed teal pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 37
913	anodized kobold	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 30
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	squat yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	stiffened boxer's intergalactic pom poms	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	extremely unsafe Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	Radio Free Pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	medical-grade Radio Free Foil	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	adequate miniature radio button candy	2	good	
922	inspector's severed rocking horse head	0		Item Drop: +15
923	teal broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	chilled altered Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 44
927	acceptable huge Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	fuzzy bracelets of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
929	chilly arse-shooting crossbow	0		Cold Damage: +5
931	bad spiced rum	3	decent	
932	weak tolerable narrow eggnog	2	good	
933	tasty jittery candy cane	3	awesome	
934	flavorless gingerbread bugbear	4	decent	
935	toasty imitation nice watch	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	resourceful plastic sword	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	tumbling bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	gray Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	spinning auspicious bowler	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	purple knitted Lo Pan's bow staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	narrow smartaleck's bowlegged pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	drinkable weak martini	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	bad spirit-forward tumbling grogtini	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	tolerable practically non-alcoholic cherry bomb	1	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	mirror extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	chaotic hockey mask of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	fuchsia penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	shaking orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	foul-smelling fez of etymology	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	super-sized bland carob chunk noodles	5	decent	
957	yummy chorizo brownies	4	awesome	
958	normal blurry chocolate and tomato pizza	3	good	
959	blue tumbling flange	0		
960	squat clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	lard-coated lion tamer's plastic seal clubber	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
964	upside-down personal trainer's Da Vinci's plastic turtle tamer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
965	spinning Annie Oakley's smooth plastic pastamancer	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20
966	teal lion tamer's Lo Pan's plastic sauceror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2
967	Jack Frost's shellacked plastic disco bandit	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +50
968	skewed scorching wizardly plastic accordion thief	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +25
969	Da Vinci's plastic mosquito	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
970	spinning huge maroon plastic leprechaun	0		Item Drop: +5
971	plastic levitating potato of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
972	healthy plastic angry goat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
973	yellow baleful plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Spell Damage: +25
974	red lion tamer's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Experience (familiar): +2
975	blurry mirror plastic pirate skeleton of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
976	pulsating auspicious plastic barrrnacle	0		Item Drop: +10
977	personal trainer's plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
978	healthy plastic stab bat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
979	narrow red arcane researcher's plastic grue	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
980	careful plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Monster Level: -10
981	Tesla plastic ghuol whelp	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
982	twirling jittery lightning-fast plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Initiative: +40
983	stanky plastic cocoabo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
984	blurry brawny plastic star starfish	0		Muscle Percent: +20
985	red sinister plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Spell Damage: +10
986	jittery knitted plastic killer bee	0		Cold Resistance: +3
987	Sinatra's plastic Cheshire bat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
988	groovy plastic coffee pixie	0		Moxie Percent: +10
989	bouncing upside-down aromatic plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
990	purple wholesome plastic hermit	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
991	squat skewed Temple Grandin's friendly plastic Boris of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: 10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
992	banded sinister plastic Jarlsberg of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +7
993	brainy plastic Sneaky Pete of the brute of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +100
994	wobbly brainy plastic Susie	0		Mysticality: +5
995	tasty tumbling Lucky Surprise Egg	3	awesome	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	huge maid head	0		
1000	green Meat maid	0		
1002	Xlyinia's notebook of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1003	wobbly soda water	0		
1004	perfectly mixed bottle of tequila	4	EPIC	
1005	perfectly mixed fortified boxed wine	5	EPIC	
1006	toothsome cherry	3	awesome	
1007	jittery prompt coconut shell	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	narrow hale ice cubes	0		Maximum HP: +20
1009	spirit-forward hand-crafted upside-down vodka martini	5	EPIC	
1010	drinkable watered-down whiskey and soda	2	good	
1011	acceptable blue monkey wrench	3	good	
1012	weak hand-crafted tequila sunrise	2	EPIC	
1013	bad fortified margarita	5	decent	
1014	acceptable strawberry wine	4	good	
1015	artisanal watered-down wine spritzer	2	EPIC	
1016	drinkable perpendicular hula	3	good	
1017	watered-down mediocre bouncing lime green ducha de oro	2	decent	
1018	hand-crafted calle de miel	3	EPIC	
1019	delicious dry vodka martini	4	awesome	
1020	enchanted artisanal old-fashioned	4	EPIC	Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 30
1021	boozy lousy tequila with training wheels	5	decent	
1022	acceptable sangria	4	good	
1023	weak acceptable vesper	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	delicious bodyslam	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	mediocre special sangria del diablo	3	decent	Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	fuchsia Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	twirling whip kit	0		
1028	skewed buckler buckle	0		
1029	blinking hippo whip of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1030	penguin whip of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1031	teal padded yak whip	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1032	greasy gnauga hide whip	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	blue brawny hippo skin buckler	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1035	hale penguin skin buckler	0		Maximum HP: +20
1036	maroon fortified yakskin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1037	gnauga hide buckler of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1038	irradiated gray Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 32
1040	twirling squat Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	acceptable weak beer	2	good	
1042	ghostly smartaleck's string of beads	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1043	chaotic string of beads	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1044	pulsating greedy string of beads	0		Meat Drop: +20
1045	Sinatra's plastic bottle opener	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1046	pulsating foul-smelling traffic cone of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	mediocre tumbling N. O. Beer	4	decent	
1048	altered oyster egg	1		
1049	dehydrated blinking tumbling oyster egg	1		
1050	mixed spinning maroon oyster egg	1		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 45
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	pickled teal oyster egg	1		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 30
1053	dehydrated wobbly huge oyster egg	1		
1054	distilled oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 40
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	diluted narrow puce oyster egg	1		
1057	mixed puce oyster egg	1		
1058	denatured puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	pickled green ghostly mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 20
1061	distilled mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	pickled mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	mixed oyster egg	1		
1065	pickled olive oyster egg	1		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 5
1066	compressed twirling oyster egg	1		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 35
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	diluted oyster egg	1		
1069	denatured blurry twirling oyster egg	1		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 20
1070	mixed blinking maroon oyster egg	1		
1071	lime green wobbly plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	mixed off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	pickled off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 20
1074	pickled green tumbling off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 10
1075	narrow skewed off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	boiled oyster egg	1		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 40
1077	altered oyster egg	1		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 30
1078	diluted oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	narrow blue rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	upside-down clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	cyan clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	mirror clockwork claws	0		
1092	ghostly yellow clockwork sheet	0		
1093	tumbling clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	squat clockwork sphere	0		
1095	narrow blinking deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	twirling clockwork hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	clockwork trench coat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1099	personal trainer's clockwork pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	teal flame-retardant gnauga hide chaps	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	narrow false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	bouncing targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	red clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	tumbling clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	twirling clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	ghostly green tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	coward's boxer's smooth Stupid University Diploma	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20
1118	yellow pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	shaking red inexplicably rock	0		
1122	narrow fairy gravy	0		
1123	fuchsia pulsating quilted halfberd	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1124	small glove	0		
1125	hardy studded glove of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100
1126	wizardly toothpick	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
1127	blurry ninja sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1128	skewed teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	blinking vibrating sequined fez	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	bouncing blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	red Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	blinking extremely unsafe star shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	double-oxidized ghostly eyeliner	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 20
1136	quantum anodized pulsating lipstick	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 58
1137	banded bicycle chain of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +50
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	smooth mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1140	tolerable icy mushroom wine	3	good	
1141	delicious mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1142	watered-down acceptable pointy mushroom wine	2	good	
1143	smooth flat mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1144	acceptable fortified cool mushroom wine	5	good	
1145	mediocre knob mushroom wine	3	decent	
1146	practically non-alcoholic mediocre bouncing squat knoll mushroom wine	1	decent	
1147	lousy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1148	acceptable weak fuchsia shot of flower schnapps	2	good	
1149	delicious flower petal pie	3	awesome	
1150	drinkable bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	good	
1151	olive avaricious discarded plastic fork of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +30, Booze Drop: +100
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	spoiled massive Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6	crappy	
1154	altered fuchsia Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	decent	Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 30
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	wholeberd of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1158	deionized super-unsweetened Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 68
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	blue pulsating savvy irate sombrero	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	pickled handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 38
1163	unsweetened gray mirror marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 67
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	twirling maroon chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	wobbly chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	purple potted cactus	0		
1179	bouncing gray twirling daisy	0		
1180	twirling potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	narrow exotic orchid	0		
1185	pulsating long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lime green lotus	0		
1189	mirror can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	olive ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	tumbling stab bat	0		
1195	fuchsia wobbly apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	ghostly Mob Penguin	0		
1198	shaking sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	maroon bugbear	0		
1200	tiny moldy mugcake	1	crappy	
1201	normal urinal cake	3	good	
1202	stale Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3	decent	
1203	tiny toothsome shaking personalized birthday cake	1	awesome	
1204	low-calorie bland three-tiered wedding cake	1	decent	
1205	adequate babycakes	4	good	
1206	delicious jittery velvet cake	3	awesome	
1207	half-sized flavorless ghostly tumbling congratulatory cake	2	decent	
1208	spoiled angel-food cake	3	crappy	
1209	decent wobbly devil's-food cake	4	good	
1210	stale birthday party jellybean cheesecake	4	decent	
1211	jittery balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	wobbly narrow anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	upside-down blurry Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	squat twirling thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	upside-down rock-hard Mr. Balloon	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1221	balloon	0		
1222	Mr. Eh? of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only
1224	Jim Carey's manspreader's weightlifter's steel shillelagh	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: 35
1225	tumbling ghostly Jack Frost's supercharged steel skullcap of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	blurry mansplainer's stiffened baleful steel solitaire	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
1227	skewed Jack Frost's steel scarf of dire peril of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1228	careful occult grievous steel slacks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	greedy steel suspenders of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
1230	upside-down frosty pikestaff of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1231	greasy Jeselnik's pith helmet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	rosewater-soaked hardened dangerous pocketwatch	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1233	wool chilly sinister pinky ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1234	aromatic studded pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	tumbling rosewater-soaked pendant of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	supercharged hockey stick of furious angry rage of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1237	tumbling tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	squat huge limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	huge deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	purple toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	spinning maroon rock-hard Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1245	baleful Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1246	zippy nippy stylish rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
1247	bouncing pulsating vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	up-at-dawn extremely unsafe Bonerdagon necklace of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5
1249	Boss Bat britches of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	curative Boss Bat bling of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1251	spoiled half-sized gray Knob shroomkabob	2	crappy	
1252	snack-sized spoiled shroomkabob	2	crappy	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	special adequate blinking jumping bean burrito	4	good	Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 20
1255	bland half-sized jumping bean burrito	2	decent	
1256	special half-sized toothsome narrow olive insanely jumping bean burrito	2	awesome	Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 25
1257	rotten diet rat scrapple	1	crappy	
1258	bouncing pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	shaking dog trainer's traffic cone of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	twisted Hatorade	1		
1262	horrifying Van der Graaf MacGyver's off-hand balloon	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1263	skewed tumbling pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	narrow box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	rotten olive gloomy mushroom	4	crappy	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	bouncing ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	skewed aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	forbidden magic lamp	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1274	modified jittery twirling Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	censurious basic meat skirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	hand-crafted Otorian Battle Scar	3	EPIC	
1277	bouncing frightening basic meat kilt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	meat skirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	yellow meat kilt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	pulsating fuchsia rosy-cheeked penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	hardened penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	up-at-dawn yakskin skirt	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	toasty yakskin kilt	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	tumbling boxer's hippopotamus skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	jittery cool hippopotamus kilt	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	jittery wobbly brawny furry skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	narrow Tesla furry kilt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	tumbling brainy gnauga hide skirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	lime green dangerous gnauga hide kilt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	extra-cold-filtered chilled pulsating wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 24
1291	bouncing Jekyllin hide belt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	narrow skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	ring of adornment of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1294	ghostly brawny ring of increase damage of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1295	quilted ring of gain strength	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1296	jittery nippy ring of resistance	0		Cold Damage: +10
1297	chaotic ring of fire resistance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1298	censurious ring of conflict	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1299	Oprah's pirate hook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1300	monster bait of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1301	adjusted deodorant	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 64
1302	frozen reodorant	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 47
1303	spinning blurry Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	red perfumed supercharged traffic cone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	squat calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	gray funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	skewed lightning-fast Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
1313	huge Newton's Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
1314	blue Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	lime green friendly rose-colored glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1316	tumbling facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	skewed lovecat tail	0		
1319	blinking plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	normal tumbling questionable taco	3	good	
1321	lime green Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	pulsating blue petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	deadly time helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	savvy time trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	strapping time sword	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	therapeutic Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	sinister Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Spell Damage: +10
1328	greedy Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	shaking curative Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1330	blurry narrow Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	beefy Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	shaking Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	colloidal improved Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 45
1345	chilled Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	chilled boiled blue Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 21
1347	narrow loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	jittery empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	skewed miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	shellacked pinky ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
1352	hand-crafted weak special shaking redrum	2	EPIC	Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 50
1353	narrow ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	rotten huge bowl of oriole's nest soup	6	crappy	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	triple-distilled fancy perfectly mixed wobbly ghostly Mt. Noob Pale Ale	8	EPIC	Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 50
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	spinning fuchsia ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	weightlifter's disembodied smile	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
1362	cyan sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	tiny delicious tofurkey leg	1	awesome	
1366	diet normal tofurkey gravy	1	good	
1367	flavorless snack-sized herbal stuffing	2	decent	
1368	decent tumbling can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4	good	
1369	bland mirror yams	3	decent	
1370	rhinestone cowboy shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1371	Herculean gingham blouse	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1372	twirling souvenir ski t-shirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1373	wobbly sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	plastic Crimbo wreath of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	flame-retardant plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	plastic Crimbo elf of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	smelly plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	beefy plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	gray aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	electrified ionized skewed chocolate	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	spinning length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	narrow stuffing	0		
1386	huge felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	blurry toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	skewed kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	blurry pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	tumbling squat doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	jittery teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	scandalous arcane researcher's duck-on-a-string	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	fuchsia prompt toy train	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	blinking vibrating marionette	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	upside-down hale sock monkey	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	extremely unsafe rag doll	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	scorching can of fake snow	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	yellow strapping colored-light "necklace"	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	bland twirling wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	adequate small bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	toothsome narrow tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	Unionize The Elves sign of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	skewed shaking Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	electrified moist unsweetened blinking snowcone	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	galvanized extra-boiled snowcone	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	irradiated shaking snowcone	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	activated shaking upside-down snowcone	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	magnetized alkaline snowcone	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	galvanized fuchsia snowcone	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	spinning ghostly teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	maroon flame-wreathed traffic cone of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	mirror Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	tumbling Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	pulsating iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	extremely unsafe Herculean ice sickle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	stanky ice baby	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	sage ice pick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	Jack Frost's smartaleck's ice skates	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	moldy grue egg omelette	4	crappy	
1429	spinning blinking roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	huge pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	decent purple huge mushroom	3	good	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	narrow hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	ghostly useless powder	0		
1438	adjusted twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 12
1439	energized hot powder	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 50
1440	adjusted deionized powder	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
1441	extra-denatured modified blurry powder	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 11
1442	super-wet tarnished gray mirror stench powder	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 49
1443	Vulcanized skewed sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 36
1444	extra-activated dry narrow twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 55
1445	energized hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 17
1446	magnetized deionized maroon nuggets	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 25
1447	liquefied nuggets	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 11
1448	corrupted extra-dry stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 32
1449	electrified sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 45
1450	denatured spinning twinkly wad	1		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 35
1451	denatured skewed hot wad	1		
1452	dehydrated blinking wad	1		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 30
1453	pickled wad	1		
1454	compressed wobbly stench wad	1		
1455	boiled blurry sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	pulsating Goth Giant	0		
1458	jumbo normal wobbly Valentine's Day cake	5	good	
1459	huge arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	yellow 25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	jittery slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	wobbly pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	green goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	olive plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	squat salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	tumbling football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	blue troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	twirling manspreader's rabbit's foot of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -5
1486	skewed gray massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	pulsating hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	upside-down bouncing avaricious wizardly chopsticks	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +30
1491	mirror knitted rice bowl	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1492	ninja mop of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1493	foul-smelling ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
1494	colloidal upside-down blinking sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	huge traffic cone of the empath of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	special extra-dry lousy blue gloomy mushroom wine	5	decent	Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 30
1497	perfectly mixed mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	mirror teal whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	polymerized galvanized explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	colloidal blinking snowcone	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	twirling ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	lousy practically non-alcoholic bouncing calle de miel with a fly in it	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	watered-down aged rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	mediocre jittery perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	bad watered-down slap and tickle with a fly in it	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	fake hand of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	altered ghostly Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	dried huge Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 35
1514	modified skewed Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	twisted Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	teal narrow KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	yellow wobbly Rosewater's Radio KoL Coffee Mug of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	twirling horrifying Radio Free Jersey of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +25
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	Samson's corkscrew of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	skewed St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	wobbly shaking fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	blurry Socratic grass skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	bouncing experienced grass hat	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	blue twirling nippy grass blade	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	blinking homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	jittery upside-down knitted sparkly engagement ring	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	bouncing asbestos-lined sizzling Grimacite goggles	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	bouncing chaotic occult Grimacite glaive	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	narrow Usain Bolt's lard-coated Grimacite greaves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	steel-toed Grimacite garter of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	occult razor-sharp Grimacite galoshes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	weightlifter's Grimacite gorget of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	jittery chilly Grimacite guayabera	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	olive chaotic Tesla Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1548	censurious chilly Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1549	MSG	0		
1550	squat second-hand knockoff engagement ring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1551	enchanted drinkable squat bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	good	Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 50
1552	aged bottle of Definit	3	awesome	
1553	acceptable bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	good	
1554	lousy weak bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	decent	
1555	practically non-alcoholic smooth tumbling bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1	awesome	
1556	hand-crafted weak purple boxed champagne	2	EPIC	
1557	spoiled kumquat	3	crappy	
1558	spoiled jumbo tangerine	5	crappy	
1559	squat tonic water	0		
1560	toothsome low-calorie cocktail onion	1	awesome	
1561	normal raspberry	4	good	
1562	bland kiwi	4	decent	
1563	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted whiskey bittersweet	1	super EPIC	
1564	drinkable weak wobbly mimosette	2	good	
1565	irresponsibly strong mediocre tequila sunset	10	decent	
1566	high-proof lousy shaking zmobie	6	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed gin and tonic	1	super EPIC	
1568	tolerable strong vodka and tonic	5	good	
1569	fancy lousy cyan vodka gibson	3	decent	Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 25
1570	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted maroon gibson	7	EPIC	
1571	watered-down hand-crafted parisian cathouse	2	EPIC	
1572	spirit-forward delicious rabbit punch	5	awesome	
1573	practically non-alcoholic acceptable caipifruta	1	good	
1574	drinkable teqiwila	4	good	
1575	practically non-alcoholic tolerable maroon Divine	1	good	
1576	high-proof acceptable upside-down purple Gordon Bennett	9	good	
1577	smooth tangarita	4	awesome	
1578	mediocre mandarina colada	3	decent	
1579	weak delicious yellow gimlet	2	awesome	
1580	mediocre brick road	3	decent	
1581	lousy watered-down upside-down vodka stratocaster	2	decent	
1582	lousy Neuromancer	3	decent	
1583	enchanted artisanal weak prussian cathouse	2	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 30
1584	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Mae West	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1585	drinkable fuchsia Mon Tiki	3	good	
1586	acceptable teqiwila slammer	4	good	
1587	moldy enchanted huge huge huge Knob lo mein	7	crappy	Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 45
1588	decent asparagus lo mein	3	good	
1589	massive decent Knoll lo mein	10	good	
1590	spoiled diet yellow lo mein	1	crappy	
1591	miniature adequate olive lo mein	2	good	
1592	rotten upside-down hot hi mein	4	crappy	
1593	flavorless gigantic hi mein	6	decent	
1594	spoiled hi mein	3	crappy	
1595	moldy jittery hi mein	4	crappy	
1596	decent miniature olive sleazy hi mein	2	good	
1597	censurious Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	narrow ruddy Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	huge jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	fancy high-proof lousy bouncing tangarita with a fly in it	9	decent	Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 5
1601	perfectly mixed mandarina colada with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1602	practically non-alcoholic smooth wobbly prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1	awesome	
1603	hand-crafted high-proof gray Mae West with a fly in it	9	EPIC	
1604	pickled jittery astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	altered green shaking ultimate wad	1		
1607	electrified quantum alkaline ghostly libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 25
1608	boiled quantum eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 64
1609	ionized cold-filtered gray perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 27
1610	aerosolized eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 59
1611	concentrated corrupted ghostly bouncing potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 51
1612	frozen anodized narrow concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 52
1613	bouncing wool coffin lid	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1614	razor-sharp satin shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1615	razor-sharp Cerebral Cloche	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	shaking hale Cerebral Culottes	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	fortified Cerebral Crossbow of the blizzard of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	bouncing narrow homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	aerosolized astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	warmed pickled tumbling blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	vacuum-sealed alkaline spinning green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	concentrated ionized orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	super-polarized frozen purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	polymerized jittery pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	squat frightening raspberry beret	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	purple twirling thinker's pixel shield	0		Mysticality: +10
1631	blinking beer cartilage	0		
1632	gray Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	hand-crafted watered-down around the world	2	EPIC	
1635	skewed scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	oxidized colloidal maroon lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 34
1638	pressed lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 50
1639	concentrated lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 51
1640	anodized diffused lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 26
1641	non-ionized fuchsia lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 40
1642	strong acceptable Grimacite Bock	5	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	moldy enchanted wedge of gray cheese	3	crappy	Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	blurry and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	shaking stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	moldy foie gras	3	crappy	
1652	vacuum-sealed modified polymerized red candy brain	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	tumbling sizzling Da Vinci's jewel-eyed wizard hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	tumbling rosy-cheeked grievous wad of Crovacite	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1655	yellow strapping collar of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	red Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	shaking Radio KoL Keychain of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1662	wobbly Radio KoL Antenna Ball of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1663	mirror Radio KoL Flashlight of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1664	smartaleck's Radio KoL Maracas	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1665	Radio KoL Bottle Opener of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1666	pulsating nippy Radio KoL Patch	0		Cold Damage: +10
1667	shaking Cat-Herding Prod of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1668	slick star boomerang	0		Moxie: +10
1669	wobbly arcane researcher's star stiletto	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1670	narrow fraudwort	0		
1671	bouncing shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	wholesome grave robbing shovel of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1674	cyan superhero mask of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	pulsating styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	green pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	experienced sword of incineration	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1680	twirling resourceful rosy-cheeked staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50
1681	shaking teal dance instructor's bubblewrap sword of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100
1682	fortified bubblewrap staff of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1683	avaricious bubblewrap crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +30
1684	red forbidden styrofoam sword of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1685	gray executive styrofoam staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +40
1686	dance instructor's savvy styrofoam crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1687	cyan huge Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	fireproof crossbow of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1689	Da Vinci's ribbon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	wool boxer's discarded bottlecap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	squat frightening Herculean discarded torn-up glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	pressed nitrogenated upside-down salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 30
1693	pressed eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 43
1694	anodized enhanced Frogade	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 25
1695	double-polymerized maroon papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 47
1696	spoiled blurry royal jelly taco	4	crappy	
1697	decent narrow tofu taco	3	good	
1698	flavorless blurry jumping bean taco	3	decent	
1699	normal snack-sized red huge catgut taco	2	good	
1700	big bland squat goat cheese taco	5	decent	
1701	huge moldy pr0n taco	8	crappy	
1702	aerosolized pressed yellow alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 28
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	pulsating shingle	0		
1705	tumbling flaregun	0		
1706	thinker's sword of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3
1707	bouncing executive supercool flypaper staff of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Food Drop: +100
1708	huge ruddy stylish grease gun of the brute	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1709	squat nasty hale sword of static of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1710	zippy electrified sinister wiffle-flail	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1711	mansplainer's resourceful sage bubble bauble bow	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +15
1712	fuchsia mansplainer's occult Rosewater's Frost™ brand sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15
1713	bouncing stanky experienced squeaky staff	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1714	lion tamer's resourceful can cannon of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +2
1715	teal starchy sword of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1716	green electrified starchy staff	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1717	Fonzie's starchy crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1718	blinking flame-retardant dangerous pestoblade	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
1719	upside-down sinister poutine pole of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1720	narrow greasy energetic curdflinger	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1721	rosy-cheeked muculent machete of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100
1722	huge family-friendly toasty glistening staff	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1723	cool repeating crossbow of incineration	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1725	pulsating bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	lime green slick dense meat sword	0		Moxie: +10
1729	mirror purple dense meat staff of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1730	forbidden dense meat crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1731	fireproof Spirit Precipice of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
1732	wobbly Jim Carey's Da Vinci's smooth smoldering staff	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25
1733	horrifying forbidden hot cross bow of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
1734	twirling narrow Lo Pan's sword behind inappropriate prepositions of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text
1735	blue Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked baleful meatspout staff	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1736	mirror banded educational carob cannon of temperance	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1737	chaotic dangerous educational shuddersword	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1738	toasty personal trainer's hairy staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +5
1739	purple medical-grade beefcake's projectile icemaker of terror	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1740	greedy rosewater-soaked therapeutic buffalo blade	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1741	inspector's lion tamer's cheesestick	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15
1742	lime green Herculean potato pistol of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50
1743	bouncing stanky savory sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1744	jittery Samson's savory staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1745	bouncing chaotic savory crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1746	blinking avaricious Sherlock's greasy Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +30
1747	twirling nasty boxer's soylent staff	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
1748	goulauncher of extreme caution of temperance	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	auspicious Gnollish pie server	0		Item Drop: +10
1751	squat supercool Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1752	Knob Goblin spatula of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1753	vibrating jack flapper	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1754	blue filthy pestle of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1755	blurry Jim Carey's Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Monster Level: +25
1756	brainy huge spoon	0		Mysticality: +5
1757	pizza cutter of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1758	stiffened star spatula	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1759	narrow upside-down foul-smelling supercool foon of fulmination	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
1760	spinning nippy chaotic foon of frigidity	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10
1761	Usain Bolt's foon of foulness of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80
1762	executive clever foon of fearfulness	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +40
1763	lightning-fast ruddy foon of fleshiness	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	spoiled diet fricasseed brains	1	crappy	
1770	normal half-sized brains casserole	2	good	
1771	banded butcherknife	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1772	narrow cool corn holder	0		Moxie: +5
1773	cyan twirling eggbeater of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1774	tolerable watered-down bottle of popskull	2	good	
1775	prompt dishrag	0		Adventures: +3
1776	yummy tiny stale baguette	1	awesome	
1777	fuchsia leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	jumbo rotten dinner	5	crappy	
1779	katana of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Synergetic
1780	frightening ram stick	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1781	squat enchantlers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	hale beefy ram-battering staff	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20
1783	normal miniature crazy Turkish delight	2	good	
1784	scandalous chilly Snow Queen Crown	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	upside-down blue healthy wicked ga-ga radio of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	concentrated alkaline bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 46
1788	upside-down unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	perfectly mixed Ram's Face Lager	4	EPIC	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	Travoltan trousers of chilblains of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	hardy pool cue of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +50
1794	alkaline dry handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 33
1795	slick Counterclockwise Watch	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	jittery animal cranium	0		
1801	jittery lime green animal jawbone	0		
1802	spinning first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	squat second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	red third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	mirror fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	jittery seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	spinning first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	jittery second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	skewed fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	jittery sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	blue seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	narrow eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	shaking blinking twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	huge first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	spinning second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	lime green skewed sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	narrow first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	lime green second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	purple third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	olive spinning seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	skewed bouncing eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	spinning yellow left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	squat left sixth rib	0		
1845	narrow left seventh rib	0		
1846	wobbly left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	tumbling left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	tumbling right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	blinking right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	spinning right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	cyan right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	upside-down right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	skewed left kneecap	0		
1881	huge right kneecap	0		
1882	shaking left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	blinking left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	squat right second front claw	0		
1888	mirror right third front claw	0		
1889	wobbly right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	spinning skewed right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	fuchsia huge right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	twirling horrifying 1-ball	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1901	horrifying resourceful 2-ball	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
1902	spinning executive shellacked 3-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40
1903	lime green sharpshooter's 4-ball of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1904	up-at-dawn manspreader's 5-ball	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +5
1905	mirror medical-grade wholesome 6-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1906	Fonzie's 7-ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	energetic steel-toed banded clockwork sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1911	supercharged Sinatra's clockwork staff of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5
1912	maroon Temple Grandin's beefy clockwork crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Candy Drop: +100
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	jittery clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	spinning wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	shaking English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	red bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	wakizashi of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	blinking roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	spinning wobbly scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	jittery wizardly greaves	0		Mysticality: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	blurry helmet of the cougar of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	twirling wobbly zippy chaotic spear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Breakable
1932	baleful shield	0		Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
1933	Jim Carey's pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +25
1934	resourceful broken sword	0		Maximum MP: +50
1935	pulsating padded snarling wolf shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Synergetic
1936	lupine sword of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Synergetic
1937	Herculean snake shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Synergetic
1938	blinking Van der Graaf serpentine sword	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Synergetic
1939	upside-down grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	slick 9-ball of Tarzan of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3
1941	wool thinker's seal pendant	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	ghostly horrifying mansplainer's turtle brooch	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	supercool noodle ring of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	huge nippy saucepan earring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	lime green greedy ruddy disco ball pendant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	sharpshooter's experienced accordion pin	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	purple rosy-cheeked worn tophat of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	clever rock-hard tap shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
1949	stale olive Manetwich	4	decent	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	artisanal huge bottle of Pinot Renoir	4	EPIC	
1952	delicious desiccated apricot	4	awesome	
1953	tolerable spinning flute of flat champagne	3	good	
1954	toothsome jumbo dehydrated caviar	5	awesome	
1955	spinning styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	mediocre snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	decent	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	upside-down olive inkwell	0		
1959	yellow tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	polarized narrow Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 29
1963	dance card	0		
1964	opera mask of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	spinning bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	Tesla occult Amulet of Yendor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	supercharged shrimp fork of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	fuchsia cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	squat gravy fairy	0		
1977	ghostly gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	shaking gravy fairy	0		
1980	wobbly sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	yellow astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	purple mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	red angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	wobbly rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	fuchsia rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	yellow rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	spinning right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	jittery stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	maroon Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	huge bouncing Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	cyan blinking Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	delicious miniature cherry pie	2	awesome	
2021	normal miniature ghostly blurry strawberry pie	2	good	
2022	flavorless upside-down twirling lemon meringue pie	3	decent	
2023	upside-down tumbling Genalen™ Bottle	1	EPIC	
2024	miniature rotten red blurry mixed wildflower greens	2	crappy	
2025	rotten handful of walnuts	3	crappy	
2026	rotten nutty organic salad	3	crappy	
2027	gigantic normal yellow super salad	8	good	
2028	spoiled tofu wonton	4	crappy	
2029	huge hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	narrow fuchsia smartaleck's Lockenstock™ sandals of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2031	lime green shellacked didgeridooka	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2032	resourceful bullet-proof corduroys of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	frightening round sunglasses	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2034	beefcake's wicker shield	0		Muscle: +25
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	ionized blue radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 34
2037	denatured upside-down spinning wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 20
2038	warmed electrified ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 12
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	twirling your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	small tasty brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2	awesome	
2046	low-calorie spoiled mirror frat brats	1	crappy	
2047	super-sized bland knob ka-bobs	5	decent	
2049	perfectly mixed tumbling can of Swiller	3	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	lime green reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	spinning market map	0		
2055	olive tumbling snake skin	0		
2056	wet electrified adder bladder	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 16
2057	yellow pension check	0		
2058	blurry picnic basket	0		
2059	extra-nitrogenated galvanized Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 27
2060	toasty curative sword	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2061	stylish helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	groovy cool shield	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +10
2063	moldy snack-sized special upside-down wobbly blackberry	2	crappy	Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 40
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	censurious flame-wreathed kick-ass kicks	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2067	blue sake bomb	0		
2068	fuchsia tequila grenade	0		
2069	blinking beer helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	toasty weightlifter's distressed denim pants	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	thinker's perforated battle paddle	0		Mysticality: +10
2072	shaking knitted smelly flashing novelty button	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
2073	narrow toasty smartaleck's glowstick	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	anniversary chutney sculpture of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2075	frosty spandex anniversary shorts	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	fortified jar of anniversary jam	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2077	energetic bucket of anniversary lard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2078	friendly anniversary concrete fedora	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	inspector's vibrating makeshift turban	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	blue makeshift cape of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2081	wobbly makeshift skirt of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	twirling toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	vaporized bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	boiled wobbly bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	diluted jittery narrow cyan tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 30
2088	oxidized Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 63
2089	ghostly Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	upside-down chaotic crafty vibrating personal trainer's pilgrim shield of horror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	jittery hand mirror	0		
2093	greedy hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Meat Drop: +20
2094	fancy normal ballroom blintz	4	good	Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 45
2095	towel	0		
2096	denatured red wobbly guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	executive 17-ball	0		Meat Drop: +40
2098	shaking upside-down filthy lucre	0		
2099	fuchsia hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	twirling greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	wobbly vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	spinning stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	narrow leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	wheel of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	wobbly thinker's prehistoric spear	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	huge Lo Pan's Rosewater's fire	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	jittery leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	pulsating lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	Grateful Undead T-shirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2121	mirror shaking hardened ASCII shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2122	safety vest of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60
2123	auspicious eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Item Drop: +10
2125	Sinatra's Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2126	personal trainer's bronze breastplate of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2127	MacGyver's energetic hat hacker T-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	wobbly coward's killer rag doll	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	ghostly tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	inspector's incredibly marionette	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	tumbling groovy mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	blinking lion tamer's Newton's vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	upside-down hardy toy crazy train	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	green razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	blue felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	fuchsia evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	jittery stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	olive evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	bouncing evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	green narrow toothsome rock	0		
2149	moldy massive blinking frank	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	spoiled plate of franks and beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	aged shot of blackberry schnapps	3	awesome	
2152	upside-down capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	upside-down carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	mirror bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	wobbly wicked toy ray gun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	squat miser's toy space helmet of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	teal gravedigger's astronaut pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	Socratic toy jet pack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	upside-down cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	squat MacGyver's obsidian dagger	0		Maximum MP: +100
2179	blue archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	squat Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	Kiss the Knob apron of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	blinking lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	tolerable flask of peppermint schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	gray yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	moldy special candy stake	3	crappy	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	hand-crafted eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	moldy unspeakable fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	low-calorie adequate gingerbread horror	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	double-unsweetened warmed but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	flavorless bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	half-sized normal narrow skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	toothsome tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	wobbly plastic gift-wrapping vampire of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	supercool plastic yuletide troll	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	plastic skeletal reindeer of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	shaking medical-grade plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	pulsating twirling quilted plastic Scream Queen	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	Annie Oakley's Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	skewed family-friendly healthy bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	lime green energetic Crimbo ukulele	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	jittery Temple Grandin's Tiki lighter of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	stanky deck of tropical cards of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	pulsating smelly tropical paperweight of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	squat jittery tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	Tropical Crimbo Hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	slick Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	moldy super ka-bob	4	crappy	
2218	half-sized bland beer basted brat	2	decent	
2219	squat twirling olive reassuring Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	unsweetened red and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	occult liar's pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	cyan beefcake's juggler's balls of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	pink shirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	lime green familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	dangerous evil eyeball pendant of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	chilled arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	frozen boiled cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	moist nitrogenated yellow toad horn	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	gray mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	bow tie of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Clowniness: 75
2234	nippy calavera concertina	0		Cold Damage: +10, Song Duration: 7
2235	rosy-cheeked thinker's ratarang	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
2236	dry turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	Rosewater's pygmy nose-bone	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
2239	Annie Oakley's banded bad voodoo mask	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	shaking pygmy spear of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2242	moist tarnished purple pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 20
2243	Van der Graaf resourceful headhunter necktie	0		Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2244	gray sage pointed stick of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100
2245	beefy knobby helmet turtle	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	rosewater-soaked knobby kneepads	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2247	Da Vinci's sewer turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2248	Jim Carey's veiny sebaceous shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +25
2249	skeletortoise of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	cyan beefcake's box turtle	0		Muscle: +25
2252	box turtle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2253	vibrating fortified bottlecap turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2254	yellow prompt Jeselnik's banded bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	mirror sizzling furry turtle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	auspicious furry earmuffs	0		Item Drop: +10
2257	executive Fonzie's reinforced furry underpants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +40
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	blurry ghostly photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	ghostly hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	squat lion oil	0		
2264	normal jumbo mirror skewed stunt nuts	5	good	
2265	thick rotten red wet stew	5	crappy	
2266	jittery mirror wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	green Fonzie's Staff of Fats	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2269	rotten sausage wonton	3	crappy	
2270	bouncing lion tamer's belt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2271	weak bad bottle of Merlot	2	decent	
2272	perfectly mixed ghostly bottle of Port	3	EPIC	
2273	drinkable blurry bottle of Pinot Noir	3	good	
2274	perfectly mixed bottle of Zinfandel	3	EPIC	
2275	mediocre weak bottle of Marsala	2	decent	
2276	mediocre enchanted blurry mirror bottle of Muscat	4	decent	Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 15
2277	fuchsia Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	huge flame-retardant seal-skull helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	upside-down chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	ghostly cyan spinning supercharged glowstick of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	narrow really house	0		
2291	cyan Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	bouncing Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	narrow Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	super-improved nitrogenated irradiated blue candy heart	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	super-dry pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	improved blue candy heart	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	concentrated anodized candy heart	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	corrupted oxidized candy heart	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	altered diffused irradiated candy heart	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	bouncing cyan pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	gray candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	bouncing candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	upside-down broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	ghostly bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	gray worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	upside-down worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	irradiated magnetized can of paint	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 21
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	toothsome half-sized narrow Better Than Cuddling Cake	2	awesome	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	huge upside-down Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	upside-down personal trainer's pipe of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -25
2337	reinforced beaded headband of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	flavorless massive huge blurry pudding	7	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Blackfly Chardonnay	1	EPIC	
2340	fancy hand-crafted & tan	3	EPIC	Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 25
2341	pepper	0		
2342	bland forest cake	4	decent	
2343	bland diet twirling huge forest ham	1	decent	
2344	super-oxidized mirror filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 49
2345	liquefied flattened gray filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 15
2346	flattened wet spinning filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 64
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	twirling beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	upside-down smelly fire poi of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2353	blinking huge slick bejeweled pledge pin	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
2354	upside-down communications windchimes	0		
2355	irradiated wet henna face paint	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 42
2356	cold-filtered colloidal shaking tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 51
2357	blinking dance instructor's weightlifter's Gaia beads	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	fuchsia clay bead	0		
2361	healthy grievous hippy medical kit	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2362	dance instructor's beefcake's Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2363	upside-down supercharged longhaired hippy wig of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	supercool Zim Merman's guitar	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2365	maroon tumbling personal trainer's C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2366	peel hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	pulsating carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	curative flowing hippy skirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	skewed filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	jittery bunch of bananas	0		
2373	flavorless big banana	5	decent	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	adequate banana cream pie	3	good	
2376	lousy irresponsibly strong banana daiquiri	10	decent	
2377	drinkable cyan bungle in the jungle	3	good	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	dry tumbling banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 20
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	skewed class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	tumbling class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	olive mirror supercharged keg shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2387	jittery tumbling pulsating auspicious finger	0		Item Drop: +10
2388	medical-grade war tongs of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	asbestos apron of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2391	twirling beaten-up Chucks of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2392	beefy natty ascot	0		Muscle: +10
2393	fuchsia manspreader's wreath of laurels of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	wobbly Socratic Danglin' Chad's loincloth of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	red Van der Graaf tube sock	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	red shaking squat smooth energy drink IV	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
2399	frightening Herculean Elmley shades	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	ghostly slick beer bong of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	pulsating jam band flyers	0		
2405	maroon rock band flyers	0		
2406	huge Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	skewed worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	shaking billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	twirling triffid bark	0		
2414	ghostly lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	Jeselnik's bounty-hunting helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	scorching bounty-hunting rifle	0		Hot Damage: +25
2418	censurious bounty-hunting pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	extra-galvanized dry bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 51
2420	galvanized enhanced yellow teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 54
2421	aerosolized colloidal upside-down bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 23
2422	colloidal super-enhanced irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 57
2423	nitrogenated huge Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 37
2424	concentrated purple cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 27
2425	denatured activated unsweetened can of spinach	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 18
2426	corrupted blinking fire flower	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 41
2427	concentrated energized wobbly freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 17
2428	dry gray fake blood	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 57
2429	non-pressed olive Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 18
2430	quadruple-polymerized flattened bag of lard	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 69
2431	wet galvanized altered bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 61
2432	boiled polarized SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 48
2433	pickled ghostly bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 27
2434	extra-warmed dry pressed eyedrops	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 41
2435	Vulcanized gray Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 61
2436	denatured wet dry shaking fuchsia shaking donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 14
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	jittery poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	yellow unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	blurry blinking Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	ghostly pink glowstick of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	tolerable Supernova Champagne	4	good	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	mirror hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	skewed fuchsia bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	pulsating six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	huge empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	censurious goatskin umbrella	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2452	shaking shaking baleful wool hat of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	up-at-dawn razor-sharp belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2455	flame-wreathed bar whip	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2456	gray barskin buckler of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2457	gray reassuring whip	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2458	sharpshooter's barskin loincloth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	mirror Jack Frost's tighty whiteys	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	pulsating inspector's yak toupee	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	stale special gigantic pulsating bowl of Bounty-Os	9	decent	Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 30
2465	perfectly mixed high-proof Oreille Divisée brandy	7	EPIC	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	blurry cork	0		
2471	gray stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	skewed empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	fuchsia clown skin	0		
2475	banded clown wig of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	shaking fortified clownskin belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Clowniness: 50
2477	lime green Oprah's clownskin buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Clowniness: 50
2478	Sherlock's clown whip	0		Item Drop: +25, Clowniness: 50
2479	bouncing demon skin	0		
2480	jittery demon-horned hat of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	frosty demon buckler	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2482	spinning stiffened strapping demon whip of James Dean	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 1
2483	squat barskin cloak	0		Item Drop: +5
2484	narrow Samson's snakeskin duster of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 8
2485	blurry hardy deadly clownskin harness	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Clowniness: 50
2486	tumbling asbestos-lined chilly demonskin jacket	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
2487	Sherlock's hipposkin poncho	0		Item Drop: +25
2488	jittery Van der Graaf yak anorak	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2489	tuxedo shirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2490	Lo Pan's resourceful gnauga hide vest	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	tumbling beefy Necrotelicomnicon of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +50
2495	purple dance instructor's smartaleck's Cookbook of the Damned	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2496	skewed wool Sinful Desires of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
2497	squat molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	blurry molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	blinking molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	tumbling molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	blurry purple Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	huge extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	pulsating precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	shellacked beach glass necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2509	peace-sign necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2510	Da Vinci's round sunglasses of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2511	upside-down Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	blurry Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	red wobbly auspicious double-paned spark plug earring	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10
2514	personal trainer's smooth woven baling wire bracelets	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2515	upside-down banded sage gearbox necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
2516	ghostly MacGyver's extremely unsafe wrench bracelet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100
2517	tumbling smelly chain necklace of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2518	spinning teal smooth sawblade shield	0		Moxie: +15
2519	acceptable watered-down enchanted McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2	good	Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 45
2520	tolerable weak jittery teal melted Jell-o shot	2	good	
2521	irresponsibly strong drinkable cruelty-free wine	8	good	
2522	special artisanal weak huge thistle wine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 40
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	bland miniature shaking fish	2	decent	
2526	rotten fish casserole	4	crappy	
2527	bland big fish lasagna	5	decent	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	rotten gnatloaf	4	crappy	
2530	bland gnatloaf casserole	4	decent	
2531	super-sized spoiled gnat lasagna	5	crappy	
2532	pork	0		
2533	flavorless pork chop sandwiches	3	decent	
2534	rotten pork casserole	3	crappy	
2535	adequate bouncing lime green pork lasagna	3	good	
2536	ghostly canopic jar	0		
2537	pulsating spice	0		
2538	bouncing organs	0		
2539	ghostly Ankh of Badahnkadh of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	aerosolized cyan lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	dry tin magnolia	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	vacuum-sealed begpwnia	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	adjusted vacuum-sealed upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	double-chilled half-orchid	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	tin star of Leguizamo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	spinning lard-coated padded outrageous sombrero	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	jittery rosewater-soaked dog trainer's "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	wobbly Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	yellow vial of mojo	0		
2552	shaking reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	nippy clever strapping Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	nasty clever Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	scorching Temple Grandin's Chelonian Morningstar	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	nasty fortified Hammer of Smiting	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	sharpshooter's 17-alarm Saucepan of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	resourceful weightlifter's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of chilblains	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	bouncing narrow half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	blurry Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	liquefied oxidized magnetized huge shaking ant agonist	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 42
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	maroon ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	blinking ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	yellow ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bouncing bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	squat greedy nippy cactus quill	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
2578	cyan narrow hardy groovy thinker's Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50
2579	gigantic delicious upside-down cactus fruit	9	awesome	
2580	friendly sharpshooter's scorpion whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	jittery brick of sand	0		
2583	low-calorie spoiled pulsating blinking centipede eggs	1	crappy	
2584	olive double-paned wonderwall shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2585	foul-smelling Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Stench Damage: +10
2586	therapeutic General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2587	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2588	huge Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2589	yummy hot date	3	awesome	
2590	drinkable distilled fortified wine	3	good	
2591	normal tasty tart	3	good	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	decent super-sized Knob pasty	5	good	
2594	perfectly mixed thermos full of Knob coffee	4	EPIC	
2595	anodized Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 30
2596	jittery leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	huge leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	squat chaotic vibrating Staff of the Midnight Snack of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2602	sharpshooter's Van der Graaf banded Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	knitted Tuesday's ruby	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	spinning blurry palm-frond fan	0		
2607	gray Jim Carey's palm-frond whip	0		Monster Level: +25
2608	cyan palm-frond net	0		
2609	squat crafty Da Vinci's palm-frond capris	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	flame-wreathed extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	teal executive palm-frond cloak	0		Meat Drop: +40
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	maroon rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	yummy immense savoy truffle	10	awesome	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	slick Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	normal lime green twirling unidentified jerky	3	good	
2621	occult brawny nasty rat mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	pulsating mansplainer's ratskin belt of horror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2623	wobbly wool energetic rattail whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
2624	lightning-fast strapping bat hat	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	executive bat whip of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +40
2626	jittery up-at-dawn stylish bat-ass jacket	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +5
2627	brawny catskin cap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	smooth catskin buckler of the empath	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +5
2629	cyan rock-hard tail o' nine cats of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +50
2630	red Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	chilled purple gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 23
2632	extra-ionized boiled squat mother's helper	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 48
2633	skewed lion tamer's Newton's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +2
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	cyan really thick bandage	0		
2636	twirling olive censurious mummy mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	careful grievous gauze shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	ghostly jittery cherry soda	0		
2640	scorching greaves of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	maroon pulsating Usain Bolt's smartaleck's cowboy hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	slick Maxwell's Silver Hammer of the brute	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30
2643	ghostly shaking inspector's happiness	0		Item Drop: +15
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	Jeselnik's Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	toothsome S.T.L.T.	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	miniature tasty special honey-dew	2	awesome	Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	bad weak Xanadian	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	enhanced bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	blinking hale personal trainer's Drowsy Sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +20
2657	moldy jumbo escargotsicle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	spirit-forward acceptable spinning bottle of realpagne	5	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	padded albatross necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	twisted not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	high-proof lousy flask of Amontillado	8	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	cyan electrified ball mask	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	smartaleck's Can-Can skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	vacuum-sealed sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	deionized bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	energized polymerized flattened bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	altered pulsating spiky collar	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	dried tumbling yellow can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	dried olive patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	pickled olive blinking wobbly Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	aged shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	oxidized bouncing bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	twisted handful of moss	1		
2676	powdered huge bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	denatured upside-down bouncing protein powder	1		
2678	blinking spectre scepter	0		
2679	polymerized tumbling sparkler	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 30
2680	dry cyan twirling snake	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 19, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	liquefied tarnished spinning yellow M-242	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 37
2682	purple detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	sharpshooter's healthy armgun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	pulsating commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	tumbling foul-smelling dreadlock whip of Tarzan of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +10
2689	upside-down personal trainer's Rosewater's beer-a-pult	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2690	Temple Grandin's Fonzie's cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +7
2691	rotten handful of nuts and berries	3	crappy	
2692	fuchsia driftwood sculpture of the storm of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5
2693	mirror massive sitar of the sewer of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
2694	upside-down ruddy stone baseball cap of the bloodbag of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	bad cup of beer	4	decent	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	pulsating duct tape	0		
2698	red duct tape wallet	0		
2699	padded extremely unsafe duct tape shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20
2700	skewed jittery groovy duct tape fedora of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	olive mansplainer's duct tape sword of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60
2702	lime green fireproof coward's duct tape dockers	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	wholesome duct tape buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2704	upside-down purple shrinking powder	0		
2705	lard-coated thinker's blackberry slippers of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2706	horrifying supercharged savvy blackberry moccasins	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2707	flame-retardant razor-sharp blackberry combat boots of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2708	quadruple-galvanized vacuum-sealed funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 44
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	corrupted nitrogenated improved wobbly facepaint	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 12
2712	enhanced sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 63
2713	altered modified modified Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 33
2714	jittery floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	up-at-dawn zippy curative battered hubcap	0		Initiative: +20, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2717	greedy beefcake's hood ornament of dire peril	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +20
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	zippy smooth hand-carved bokken of the empath	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20
2720	pulsating manspreader's Newton's hand-carved bow of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2721	jittery Usain Bolt's forbidden Da Vinci's hand-carved staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +80
2722	studded savvy Staff of the Greasefire of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80
2723	greedy coward's Staff of the Grand Flambé of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20
2724	fancy spoiled bowl of rye sprouts	3	crappy	Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 50
2725	tasty cob of corn	4	awesome	
2726	spoiled fuchsia huge juniper berries	4	crappy	
2727	toothsome diet spinning plum	1	awesome	
2728	toothsome blue pear	3	awesome	
2729	special stale peach	3	decent	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 35
2730	perfectly mixed green plum wine	4	EPIC	
2731	boozy hand-crafted shaking shot of pear schnapps	5	EPIC	
2732	lousy mirror shot of peach schnapps	4	decent	
2733	special toothsome yellow bunch of square grapes	4	awesome	Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 15
2734	spoiled bouncing brown sugar cane	4	crappy	
2735	special decent sandwich of the gods	3	good	Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 25
2736	tolerable Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4	good	
2737	powdered ghostly purple leopard-print barbell	1	awesome	
2738	fuchsia wobbly pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	boiled pressed galvanized panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 63
2740	squat lard-coated frosty Newton's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2741	enchanted lousy boilermaker	3	decent	Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 15
2742	adequate enchanted blurry steel lasagna	3	quest	Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 20
2743	bad spirit-forward steel margarita	5	quest	
2744	dried huge steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	extra-chilled jittery twirling gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 39
2746	alkaline flattened extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 69
2747	upside-down chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	furniture dolly of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2749	green asbestos-lined forbidden boxer's Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
2750	maroon arcane researcher's boxer's Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
2751	teal double-paned resourceful Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2752	up-at-dawn razor-sharp Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2753	tumbling greasy banded Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2754	blurry hardened thinker's Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
2755	supercharged supercool Iron Beta of Industry	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2756	smelly razor-sharp Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2757	wobbly fireproof smooth Red Balloon of Valor	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2758	scandalous Tesla Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2759	blinking vibrating medical-grade Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2760	horrifying cool Green Clover of Justice	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2761	tumbling executive baleful Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2762	auspicious Orange Star of Sacrifice of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2763	spinning pulsating mirror wool horrifying Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2764	friendly experienced Order of the Silver Wossname of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	miniature bland Crimbo pie	2	decent	
2768	spoiled pear tart	4	crappy	
2769	bland tumbling peach pie	3	decent	
2770	moist super-anodized mirror chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 16
2771	dry non-electrified upside-down wobbly handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 24
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	olive glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	maroon effluvious emerald	0		
2776	twirling tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	spinning scorching filigreed hamethyst earring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25
2778	jittery inspector's scorching chaotic filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2779	healthy smartaleck's beefcake's filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2780	Jim Carey's baleful wizardly baconstone earring	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2781	zippy baconstone necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2782	gray coward's banded grievous baconstone ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2783	perfumed pulled porquoise earring of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7
2784	teal upside-down Jeselnik's beefcake's pulled porquoise pendant	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2785	twirling hale steel-toed Sinatra's pulled porquoise ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
2786	sage Earring of Fire of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2787	zippy Da Vinci's Pendant of Fire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2788	fuchsia censurious ribald Ring of Fire	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2789	Ice-Cold Beerring of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2790	vibrating Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2791	auspicious savvy Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2792	Unspeakable Earring of Calamity Jane of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2793	nasty nippy Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2794	smelly The Ring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2795	wizardly Nose Ring of Putrescence of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2796	bouncing stanky scorching Putrid Pendant	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2797	asbestos-lined personal trainer's Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2798	Fonzie's Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2799	bouncing brawny Mudflap-Girl Necklace of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
2800	supercool Mudflap-Girl Ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	dry blinking vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 49
2805	altered vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 52
2806	wet liquefied huge yellow vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 52
2807	pickled unsweetened lime green flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 54
2808	polymerized flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 40
2809	wet blurry flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 39
2810	ionized activated huge cyan jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 49
2811	irradiated upside-down jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 31
2812	chilled jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 42
2813	tumbling Oprah's stiffened Beret	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	mirror experienced Bludgeon of the ox of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Brimstone
2815	wobbly deadly arcane researcher's slick Bunker	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Brimstone
2816	upside-down asbestos-lined Oprah's dangerous Boxers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	huge perfumed Jeselnik's stylish Brooch	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	clever educational Bracelet of extreme caution	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	censurious Grimacite gasmask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	Socratic Grimacite gat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	friendly fortified Grimacite gaiters	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	healthy razor-sharp Grimacite gauntlets	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	jittery auspicious forbidden Grimacite go-go boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	upside-down coward's baleful Grimacite girdle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	greedy Grimacite gown	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	narrow quilted Staff of the Kitchen Floor of doom of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	squat really dense meat stack	0		
2830	blue digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	flavorless small digital key lime pie	2	decent	
2833	decent star key lime pie	3	good	
2834	Temple Grandin's chaotic bottle-rocket crossbow of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	ghostly personal trainer's indie comic hipster glasses	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	tumbling mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	Tesla hale glowstick	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	blinking olive cool Periodical Paintbrush	0		Moxie: +5, Softcore Only
2840	triple-distilled mediocre bottle of cooking sherry	7	decent	
2841	yummy pulsating lime green packet of ketchup	4	awesome	
2842	mediocre accidental cider	4	decent	
2843	snack-sized bland bouncing dire fudgesicle	2	decent	
2844	upside-down fireproof knitted sage navel ring of navel gazing of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	lime green class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	Van der Graaf Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2848	blinking Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	high-proof perfectly mixed upside-down moonberry wine cooler	6	EPIC	
2851	decent spinning fine aged cheddarwurst	3	good	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	prompt huge mosquito proboscis of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3
2856	liquefied shaking swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 42
2857	pickled seegar butt	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 60
2858	skewed bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	chaotic witch wart of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2860	decent miniature spinning swamp muck	2	good	
2861	maroon blurry knitted healthy leechknife of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
2862	tumbling decomposed boot	0		
2863	deionized super-polymerized skewed jittery dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 61
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	fuchsia curative Sinatra's beaver spear	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2866	energetic hardened shamanic beads	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2867	razor-sharp Samson's dilapidated wizard hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	deionized pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 34
2869	modified unsweetened pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 19
2870	deionized pirate tract	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 41
2871	skewed bouncing burnt flower	0		
2872	foul-smelling friendly plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +10
2873	plastic Ed the Undying of the cougar of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3
2874	mirror shaking lion tamer's Temple Grandin's plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2
2875	medical-grade plastic Dr. Awkward	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2876	twirling miser's plastic protector spectre	0		Meat Drop: +10
2877	asbestos-lined plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2878	sinister plastic Boss Bat	0		Spell Damage: +10
2879	narrow olive rosewater-soaked plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2880	bouncing strapping plastic Bonerdagon	0		Muscle: +5
2881	mirror arcane researcher's plastic The Man	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2882	plastic The Big Wisniewski of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2883	miser's plastic Felonia	0		Meat Drop: +10
2884	plastic Beelzebozo of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2885	sage plastic conservationist hippy	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2886	plastic 7-foot dwarf of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2887	prompt plastic angry bugbear	0		Adventures: +3
2888	padded plastic anime smiley	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2889	bouncing plastic apathetic lizardman of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2890	blinking green bouncing careful plastic astronomer	0		Monster Level: -10
2891	pulsating plastic beanbat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2892	twirling mirror Sinatra's plastic blooper	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2893	toasty plastic brainsweeper	0		Hot Damage: +5
2894	plastic briefcase bat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2895	red bouncing greedy plastic demoninja	0		Meat Drop: +20
2896	avaricious plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Meat Drop: +30
2897	razor-sharp plastic drunk goat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2898	squat Tesla plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2899	spinning huge plastic Gnollish crossdresser of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2900	Sinatra's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2901	shaking Herculean plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2902	plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2903	beefcake's plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Muscle: +25
2904	smartaleck's plastic Knott Yeti	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2905	purple censurious plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2906	Da Vinci's plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2907	tumbling friendly plastic ninja snowman	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2908	reassuring plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2909	Van der Graaf plastic G Imp	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2910	upside-down bouncing cool plastic goth	0		Moxie: +5
2911	red grievous plastic cubist bull	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2912	blue wicked plastic scary clown	0		Spell Damage: +5
2913	plastic smarmy pirate of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2914	upside-down supercharged plastic spiny skelelton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2915	smartaleck's plastic Spam Witch	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2916	auspicious plastic vampire	0		Item Drop: +10
2917	maroon extremely unsafe plastic taco cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2918	ghostly plastic undead elbow macaroni of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2919	gray plastic warwelf of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2920	mirror inspector's plastic whitesnake	0		Item Drop: +15
2921	wobbly stylish plastic XXX pr0n	0		Moxie: +25
2922	lime green wicked plastic zmobie	0		Spell Damage: +5
2923	mirror cyan lightning-fast plastic Protagonist	0		Initiative: +40
2924	Temple Grandin's plastic Spunky Princess	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2925	greasy plastic topiary golem	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2926	blinking wizardly plastic senile lihc	0		Mysticality: +25
2927	green chaotic plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2928	mansplainer's plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Monster Level: +15
2929	clever plastic Trouser Snake	0		Maximum MP: +20
2930	plastic Axe Wound of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2931	chilly plastic Hellion	0		Cold Damage: +5
2932	wobbly dog trainer's plastic Black Knight	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2933	Oprah's plastic pair of tweezers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2934	ghostly pulsating plastic fruit golem of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2935	sage plastic fluffy bunny	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	squat unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	flavorless special Surprise Egg	4	decent	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 10
2941	pickled energized jittery Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 69
2942	vacuum-sealed blurry chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 44
2943	corrupted dry chilled Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 21
2945	toasty party hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	V for Vivala mask of the cougar of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	tolerable shot of rotgut	3	good	
2949	concentrated alkaline pulsating jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 40
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	teal squat Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	upside-down sharpshooter's Rosewater's glowstick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	energetic tip jar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2955	normal tiny bouncing yam candy	1	good	
2956	purple cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	flavorless tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3	decent	
2959	red lightning-fast rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Initiative: +40
2960	bland half-sized single-serving herbal stuffing	2	decent	
2961	decent low-calorie packet of tofurkey gravy	1	good	
2962	spoiled tofurkey nugget	3	crappy	
2963	maroon rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	aerosolized pickled Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 20
2968	liquefied Vulcanized Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 21
2969	stale half-sized creamsicle	2	decent	
2970	bad cream stout	4	decent	
2971	sizzling stylish curmudgel	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +10
2972	mirror grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	miser's grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2974	wobbly tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the blizzard of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2976	lousy irresponsibly strong bilge wine	7	decent	
2977	dance instructor's witty rapier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2978	ghostly hardy sage yohohoyo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50
2979	pressed flattened fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 35
2980	jittery mirror booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	vibrating booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	blinking cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2986	tumbling tongue charrrm	0		
2987	yellow skewed tongue charrrm bracelet of the glutton of the early riser	0		Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2988	jittery bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	Lo Pan's clingfilm trousers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	beefcake's clingfilm cap of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	asbestos-lined clingfilm slippers	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	normal jittery vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3	good	
2994	cold-filtered polarized upside-down true grit	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 41
2995	fuchsia vibrating dance instructor's beefcake's buoybottoms	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	wizardly grungy flannel shirt	0		Mysticality: +25
2997	dog trainer's experienced grungy bandana	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	medical-grade grassy cutlass	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	lime green Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	mirror jittery supercharged pegleg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3002	boxer's lamé pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	mirror enormous hoop earring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
3004	smelly costume sword of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	Tesla rosy-cheeked rainbow pearl earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	frosty Herculean rainbow pearl necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	mansplainer's rainbow pearl ring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	asbestos-lined Idol of Ak'gyxoth of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +5
3010	narrow stanky MacGyver's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	huge twirling simple key	0		
3014	narrow ornate key	0		
3015	jittery gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	shaking all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	ghostly handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	blue medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	hand-crafted corpse on the beach	3	super EPIC	
3026	acceptable corpsetini	3	good	
3027	bad wobbly corpsedriver	3	decent	
3028	extra-dry enchanted tolerable wobbly Corpse Island iced tea	5	good	Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 25
3029	bad red-headed corpse	4	decent	
3030	tolerable kamicorpse-ee	3	good	
3031	artisanal triple-distilled bouncing corpsel	8	EPIC	
3032	perfectly mixed jittery corpsebite	3	EPIC	
3033	tumbling prompt pirate fledges	0		Adventures: +3, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	normal pearl onion	4	good	
3036	stale snack-sized sea biscuit	2	decent	
3037	delicious fancy fortified upside-down tumbling bottle of rum	5	awesome	Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 45
3038	practically non-alcoholic lousy tumbling bottle of black-label rum	1	decent	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	small enchanted stale twirling nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2	decent	Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	rotten nanite-infested candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	decent tumbling nanite-infested fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	mediocre enchanted nanite-infested eggnog	3	decent	Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	jittery El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	squat thinker's eyepatch	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	fireproof cutlass	0		Hot Resistance: +3
3052	narrow Jim Carey's breeches	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	upside-down mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	energized extra-deionized candy heart	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	tarnished cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	cyan stiffened metallic foil cat ears	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	shaking squat toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	shaking shaking LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	sinister cyborg doll	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	spinning buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	toy maglev monorail	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	mirror dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	narrow plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	blurry polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	cyan kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	mirror Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	clever marionette collective	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	skewed narrow savvy borg sock monkey	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	red Jack Frost's wholesome roboduck-on-a-string	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	yellow mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	sizzling extremely unsafe biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	shaking MacGyver's C.B.F.G. of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	toasty biomechanical crimborg leg armor of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	non-alkaline vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	fuchsia Samson's handmade hobby horse	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	brawny ball-in-a-cup	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	fortified set of jacks	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	normal laser-broiled pear	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	scandalous Temple Grandin's polyalloy shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	narrow fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	blinking killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	tumbling rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	mirror sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	banded vibrating cyborg knife of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	sinister immense cyborg hand of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	greedy brawny smooth cyborg stompin' boot	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	jittery deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	bouncing Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	gray Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	red ghostly old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	shaking divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	skewed divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	irradiated concentrated pickled green fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 20
3125	deionized modified piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 22
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	rotten green roasted marshmallow	3	crappy	
3130	twirling disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	snack-sized adequate tin cup of mulligan stew	2	good	
3132	stiffened flamin' bindle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 1
3133	jittery upside-down banded freezin' bindle of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Candy Drop: +100
3134	lard-coated stinkin' bindle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3135	Annie Oakley's weightlifter's bindle	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3136	twirling rock-hard thinker's sleazy bindle	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 5
3137	nippy 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Cold Damage: +10
3138	Hodgman's whackin' stick of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3139	Jim Carey's educational Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	Jack Frost's panhandle panhandling hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	twirling toasty cup of infinite pencils	0		Hot Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1
3143	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of James Dean of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +5
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	mirror El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	wobbly El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	gray El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	purple El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	huge El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	spinning gray El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	wobbly El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	extra-denatured extra-pickled warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 29
3160	irradiated humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 54
3161	pickled quadruple-chilled yellow blinking El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 18
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	wobbly El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	yellow broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	upside-down olive repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	pulsating augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	ionized seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 39
3169	enchanted flavorless turtle soup	3	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil", Effect Duration: 20
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	baleful evil paper umbrella	0		Spell Damage: +25
3173	ionized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 12
3174	low-calorie yummy purple spinning evil boring spaghetti	1	awesome	
3175	flavorless snack-sized evil noodles	2	decent	
3176	stale small skewed evil noodles	2	decent	
3177	rotten evil painful penne pasta	3	crappy	
3178	stale lime green bouncing 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	decent	
3179	bland bouncing huge evil ravioli della hippy	4	decent	
3180	bland evil noodles	4	decent	
3181	quadruple-moist evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 17
3182	pressed jittery evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 50
3183	electrified altered spinning evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 34
3184	tarnished energized shaking pulsating evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 32
3185	improved blurry evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 23
3186	flattened frozen evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 41
3187	liquefied quadruple-adjusted evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 57
3188	bad practically non-alcoholic an evil sump'm sump'm	1	decent	
3189	aged watered-down evil ducha de oro	2	awesome	
3190	tolerable weak evil horizontal tango	2	good	
3191	artisanal mirror twirling evil roll in the hay	3	EPIC	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	jittery naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	slick origami pasties	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	scandalous toasty origami riding crop of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	narrow lump of diamond	0		
3201	blue tumbling jittery thick padded envelope	0		
3202	lion tamer's KoL Con IV Pole of vim and vigor of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	upside-down dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	blinking dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	skewed twirling laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	gray dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	twirling dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	tumbling squat gravedigger's weightlifter's glowstick	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	yellow Socratic gatorskin umbrella of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	olive sewer wad	0		
3225	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bottle of sewage schnapps	1	good	
3226	hand-crafted cyan bottle of Ooze-O	3	EPIC	
3227	half-sized normal C.H.U.M. chum	2	good	
3228	rotten unfortunate dumplings	3	crappy	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	extra-quantum oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
3231	tumbling tattered paper crown of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	stale vanilla-frosted king cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	wobbly inflatable duck	0		
3234	purple water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	upside-down Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	cyan bouncing Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	jittery Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	green Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	Lo Pan's groovy Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	greedy asbestos-lined Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	pulsating horrifying mansplainer's Ol' Scratch's ash can of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 0, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	blue pink plastic baby of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	asbestos-lined rock-hard Frosty's silk hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	wobbly executive personal trainer's Frosty's carrot	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	aromatic grievous razor-sharp Frosty's nailbat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 75, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	ghostly Socratic Oscus's pelt of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	blurry censurious curative personal trainer's Wand of Oscus	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	green fireproof Sinatra's Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	energetic shellacked Zombo's skullcap	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	chaotic smooth Zombo's shield of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	squat prompt friendly Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	fortified educational Chester's moustache of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	Jeselnik's sage Chester's bag of candy	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	pulsating stanky Tesla Chester's cutoffs	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	tumbling Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	altered quadruple-pickled quantum handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 23
3269	modified narrow lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 40
3270	diffused handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 49
3271	teal crotchety pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	purple blurry experienced Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Experience: +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	willowy bonnet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	lime green dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	tumbling Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	padded studded belt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	lime green wool stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	small stale salad	2	decent	
3284	twirling Tesla Oprah's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3285	scorching C.H.U.M. knife	0		Hot Damage: +25
3286	Frosty's snowball sack of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shaking shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	mirror scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	wobbly macaroni duck	0		
3295	spinning friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	shaking stray chihuahua	0		
3298	jittery green pretty pink bow	0		
3299	ghostly smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	fuchsia Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	Socratic sealskin drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	washboard shield of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	fireproof spaghetti-box banjo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	tumbling thinker's marinara jug	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	makeshift castanets of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	mirror Oprah's left-handed melodica	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	pickled huge shaking epic wad	1	good	
3317	avaricious bottlecap	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
3318	spinning grievous corncob pipe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3319	Mr. Joe's bangles of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3320	perfumed frayed rope belt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	flame-retardant healthy mayfly bait necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	artisanal boozy jar of fermented pickle juice	5	EPIC	
3326	modified voodoo snuff	1	crappy	Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 10
3327	flavorless extra-greasy slider	3	decent	
3328	up-at-dawn dog trainer's crumpled felt fedora	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	horrifying scorching battered top-hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	fuchsia resourceful hale shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	jittery knitted experienced mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	blinking Samson's Rosewater's hobo dungarees	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	smelly MacGyver's patched suit-pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	jittery rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	skewed healthy Sinatra's dead guy's memento	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	stale fancy miniature banquet	2	decent	Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 30
3339	jittery sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	olive hobo monkey	0		
3343	blurry bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	mirror blurry air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	tumbling comfy coffin	0		
3348	narrow mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	tolerable Ralph IX cognac	4	good	
3351	tumbling llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	tarnished wobbly llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	small spoiled banana-frosted king cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	mirror boxer's brown plastic baby	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	mirror plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	mirror tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	decent special mole molé	3	good	Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	hand-crafted Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	nitrogenated jittery Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	nitrogenated pulsating digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	dehydrated ghostly bouncing glimmering roc feather	1	decent	Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	mixed squat glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	compressed twirling glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	powdered jittery twirling blurry glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	modified red glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	powdered mirror mirror glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	pulsating Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	energetic rosy-cheeked Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3381	lime green chilly Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Cold Damage: +5, Thorns: 1
3382	blue vibrating Newton's cool Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
3383	lion tamer's Chester's sunglasses of Calamity Jane of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3384	asbestos-lined Chester's muscle shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5
3385	Van der Graaf Chester's Aquarius medallion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3386	gravedigger's slick Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
3387	Socratic Zombo's skull ring of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	huge Frosty's arm of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
3390	sharpshooter's supercool stylish Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	perfumed Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
3393	blinking Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	red wizardly Oscus's flypaper pants of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	Hodgman's porkpie hat of Calamity Jane of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	blurry stylish Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	dangerous Hodgman's bow tie of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3398	fancy spirit-forward acceptable Hodgman's blanket	5	good	Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 5
3399	triple-distilled perfectly mixed shaking jar of squeeze	10	EPIC	
3400	spoiled miniature bowl of fishysoisse	2	crappy	
3401	extra-frozen wobbly deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 24
3402	modified concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 67
3403	skewed lewd playing card	0		
3404	rosewater-soaked therapeutic deck of lewd playing cards of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3405	Socratic Hodgman's sock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
3406	spinning Sherlock's Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Item Drop: +25
3407	green careful Hodgman's almanac	0		Monster Level: -10
3408	Hodgman's harmonica of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
3409	twirling Hodgman's garbage sticker of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
3410	coward's Hodgman's detector	0		Monster Level: -20
3411	Newton's Hodgman's cane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	altered sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 17
3423	quadruple-ionized ionized shaking blinking frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 21
3424	altered extra-electrified spinning fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 48
3425	galvanized garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 24
3426	cold-filtered activated green mirror strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 31
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	flattened purple Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 35
3430	cyan bindle of joy	0		
3431	blurry green cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spinning spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	lion tamer's stirring stick of courage	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3
3436	yellow Jack Frost's studded Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100
3437	lime green Usain Bolt's family-friendly padded Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80
3438	resourceful therapeutic ruddy Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3439	fuchsia Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	twisted prismatic wad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	padded club of the five seasons	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	pulsating shellacked rainbow crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	red kitten	0		
3444	Lo Pan's webbed comic mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	crafty six-rainbow shield of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	twirling ghostly cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	wobbly cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	stanky trusty torch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	huge lime green quilted Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
3458	deionized STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 23
3459	drinkable spinning tumbling white-label gin	4	good	
3460	normal tin rations	3	good	
3461	tumbling haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	lousy bottle of sake	3	decent	
3464	jittery olive tumbling wholesome round pebble	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3465	bland yellow Bash-Ōs cereal	4	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	greedy electrified wholesome haiku katana	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	upside-down bargain flash powder	0		
3468	smooth plastic baby	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	decent narrow skewed blueberry-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	twirling bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	Sherlock's scandalous steel-toed Seasonal Beret	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	upside-down Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	chilled cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 12
3475	ionized vacuum-sealed blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 35
3476	double-frozen plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 47
3477	ionized dry blinking pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 37
3478	triple-polarized oxidized upside-down peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 41
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	mirror spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	fuchsia passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	boiled deionized oxidized glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 50
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	decent beefy fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	huge decent glistening fish meat	9	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	jumbo flavorless slick fish meat	5	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	tumbling mirror blue shaking scandalous Annie Oakley's fish scimitar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
3493	lard-coated vibrating fish stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3494	narrow vibrating padded fish bazooka	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3495	double-cold-filtered wobbly huge sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 23
3496	aerosolized concentrated cold-filtered bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 41
3497	perfectly mixed watered-down squat bottle of Pete's Sake	2	EPIC	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	purple witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	moldy enchanted twirling canapés	3	crappy	Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 45
3502	dehydrated blurry thermos of brew	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	perfectly mixed weak glass of brandy	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	squat French slippers	0		
3505	shaking smooth LWA ring	0		Moxie: +15
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	educational scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Experience: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	spinning scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	wobbly scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	spinning twirling baleful ganger bandana of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	red eel skin	0		
3517	smelly eelskin hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	prompt eelskin pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	sharpshooter's eelskin shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	twirling shark tooth	0		
3521	dog trainer's Tesla shark tooth necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3522	executive shark jumper of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +40
3523	dry adjusted mirror blue shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 59
3524	aerosolized twirling eel battery	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 61
3525	unsweetened jittery temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 30
3526	scratch 'n' sniff crossbow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	squat lime green mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	spinning cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	pulsating Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	upside-down plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	huge plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	purple plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	stylish depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	greedy forbidden depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	asbestos-lined grievous depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	curative Rosewater's depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	narrow teal steel-toed beefcake's depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	chilly Temple Grandin's depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	olive steel-toed depleted Grimacite astrolabe of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	lightning-fast Rosewater's KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	Jack Frost's propeller beanie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	padded cool straw hat	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	fortified quilted Da Vinci's octopus's spade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: 100
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	decent sea carrot	3	good	
3556	delicious sea cucumber	4	awesome	
3557	immense moldy sea avocado	6	crappy	
3558	normal shaking sea lychee	4	good	
3559	normal thick sea tangelo	5	good	
3560	tasty massive sea honeydew	10	awesome	
3561	cold-filtered unsweetened jittery pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 62
3562	double-flattened anodized pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 67
3563	dry pulsating pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 40
3564	perfectly mixed berry-infused sake	4	EPIC	
3565	perfectly mixed citrus-infused sake	4	EPIC	
3566	perfectly mixed melon-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	twirling Jeselnik's healthy sponge helmet of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	wool Annie Oakley's spongy shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
3570	spinning Rosewater's cool square sponge pants of the detective	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	lime green flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	ghostly slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	lime green candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	huge ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	blue wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	stale massive rice	9	decent	
3584	yummy irradiated candy cane	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	rotten bite-sized gingerbread mutant bugbear	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	tolerable blinking upside-down oozenog	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	Vulcanized cold-filtered blurry sugar plum	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	magnetized Vulcanized sugar banana	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	quantum irradiated boiled spinning sugar lime	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	Vulcanized oxidized sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	reassuring Mer-kin hookspear of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	jittery Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	vacuum-sealed Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 48
3596	olive imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	upside-down imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	greedy stanky moist sailor's cap of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	olive Tesla ruddy speargun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3601	smartaleck's compass	0		Moxie Percent: +30
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	ghostly baleful diving helmet of dire peril of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	greedy personal trainer's aerated diving helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	upside-down live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	tarnished tarnished tumbling sea grease	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 63
3612	upside-down sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	skewed battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	mirror rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	squat pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	enhanced huge unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	Oprah's parasitic claw	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	parasitic tentacles of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	pulsating clever parasitic headgnawer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	toasty parasitic strangleworm	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	liquefied bouncing Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	red spinning Temple Grandin's groovy elven socks	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	supercharged elven gloves of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	lime green blurry sharpshooter's festive holiday hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: 25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	huge shaking Jack Frost's energetic patent shoes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	avaricious gray bow tie of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	Fonzie's boxer's penguin thesaurus	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	decent small blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	wobbly dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	green pufferfish spine	0		
3644	lime green avaricious depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	hand-crafted canteen of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	normal twirling tumbling elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	cyan elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	bouncing magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	stale toast with jam	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	spinning antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	perfectly mixed elven moonshine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	adequate special knuckle sandwich	3	good	Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	arcane researcher's psycho sweater of horror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	greasy plastic Mob Penguin	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	jittery plastic mutant elf of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	Da Vinci's plastic fat stack of cash	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	toasty plastic strand of DNA	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	Van der Graaf plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	electrified Putty mitre	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	narrow ruddy deadly Putty leotard	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	boxer's Putty ball	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	spinning Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	shaking chilly boxer's Putty snake of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	red Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	avaricious glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	ghostly glow-in-the-dark dart gun of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	up-at-dawn glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	moldy small can of franks 'n' beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	bad bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	banded diving muff	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
3678	artisanal practically non-alcoholic wobbly salinated mint julep	1	EPIC	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	wobbly map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	spoiled jumbo squat tempura carrot	5	crappy	
3685	normal tempura cucumber	3	good	
3686	adequate bite-sized shaking tempura avocado	1	good	
3687	flavorless small skewed sea broccoli	2	decent	
3688	rotten massive sea cauliflower	7	crappy	
3689	stale tempura broccoli	4	decent	
3690	bite-sized special yummy tempura cauliflower	1	awesome	Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 25
3691	adequate spinning sea blueberry	4	good	
3692	stale upside-down sea persimmon	4	decent	
3693	quadruple-dry colloidal pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 25
3694	corrupted colloidal ghostly upside-down pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 28
3695	scandalous Mer-kin digpick	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	huge waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	pulsating quilted velcro broadsword of the overflowing toilet of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7
3706	blurry baleful dangerous smooth velcro paddle ball	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25
3707	shaking lard-coated sizzling velcro shield of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3708	censurious dog trainer's Jim Carey's velcro boots	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3709	green greedy quilted non-stick pugil stick	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +20
3710	blurry blinking censurious teflon spatula of the bloodbag of terror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3711	shaking bouncing padded personal trainer's slick teflon shield	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +20
3712	shaking green ribald Rosewater's teflon swim fins of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3713	teal huge scorching 7-inch discus of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25
3714	knitted foul-smelling PVC staff of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
3715	Samson's sage vinyl shield of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3716	pulsating sizzling supercharged rock-hard vinyl boots	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	squat fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	wobbly fuchsia decaying paddle	0		
3722	upside-down narrow tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	wizardly glass gnoll eye	0		Mysticality: +25
3732	liquefied chilled cigar butt	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62
3733	shellacked padded manly bloomers	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	tumbling Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	beefy handwarmer of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Single Equip
3737	sizzling lighter of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +10
3738	stale packet of beer nuts	4	decent	
3739	maroon Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	deionized jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 67
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	lime green wobbly software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	blurry maroon vampire pearl	0		
3747	lime green mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	denatured polymerized modified concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 49
3750	stiffened vampire pearl earring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
3751	moldy super-sized blinking chocolate chip brownies	5	crappy	
3753	purple Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	activated adjusted love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	super-irradiated energized blue love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	boiled wet bouncing love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	non-liquefied fuchsia mirror love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	boiled alkaline quantum love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	oxidized love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	aerosolized breath mint	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 66
3761	Jim Carey's vampire pearl ring	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3762	vampire pearl necklace of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3763	tolerable slug of vodka	3	good	
3764	tolerable enchanted weak slug of rum	2	good	Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 25
3765	bad slug of shochu	4	decent	
3766	hand-crafted ghostly screwdiver	4	EPIC	
3767	tolerable boozy dew yoana lei	5	good	
3768	tolerable lychee chuhai	4	good	
3769	irresponsibly strong tolerable salacious screwdiver	7	good	
3770	drinkable dew yoana salacious lei	4	good	
3771	spirit-forward acceptable blurry salacious lychee chuhai	5	good	
3772	drinkable Alewife&trade; Ale	4	good	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	huge Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	family-friendly toasty pink pinkslip slip	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	weightlifter's sea salt scrubs of the brazier	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3778	squat Jack Frost's careful clever amber aviator shades	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3779	ionized hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 32
3780	smelly Herculean educational nurse's hat	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	modified skewed bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	mixed fuchsia bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 25
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	purple wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	ghostly crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	huge Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	squat yellow charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	purple perfumed asbestos-lined deadly Mer-kin roundshield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
3804	olive Mer-kin breastplate of doom of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100
3805	Samson's Mer-kin sneakmask of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	polymerized huge Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 68
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	skewed Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	tumbling Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	yummy big twirling chocolate-frosted king cake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	coward's plastic baby	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	gray shaking midget clownfish	0		
3816	skewed blurry gray half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	big adequate sea radish	5	good	
3818	skewed olive Lo Pan's sinister halibut of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3819	narrow cyan eel sauce	0		
3820	olive ghostly smartaleck's water-polo mitt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
3821	denatured extra-vacuum-sealed super-improved blinking blinking teal syringe	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 69
3822	blurry wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	polymerized tumbling wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 52
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	purple pulsating Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	lime green plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	toothsome tempura radish	4	awesome	
3830	tumbling water-polo cap of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	special acceptable Typical Tavern swill	3	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10
3832	hand-crafted watered-down wobbly tropical swill	2	EPIC	
3833	drinkable fruity girl swill	3	good	
3834	weak delicious blended swill	2	awesome	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	sharpshooter's MacGyver's medical-grade Elvish sunglasses of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	prompt anniversary safety glass vest	0		Adventures: +3
3838	anniversary burlap belt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3839	Fonzie's anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
3840	huge jittery anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	maroon wicked anniversary pewter cape	0		Spell Damage: +5
3842	upside-down out-of-tune biwa of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3843	fortified dented harmonica	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3844	up-at-dawn magic whistle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +5
3845	Temple Grandin's plastic blowgun	0		Familiar Weight: +7
3846	Van der Graaf strapping jungle drum of terror	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3847	Herculean hippy bongo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3848	studded knob bugle	0		Damage Absorption: +80
3849	lard-coated Lo Pan's 4-dimensional guitar	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3850	huge up-at-dawn boxing glove	0		Adventures: +5
3851	mirror personal trainer's boxing glove on a spring of the blizzard of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
3852	Herculean stylish half-sized guitar	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1
3853	twirling auspicious beefy bass drum	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +10
3854	blurry purple Herculean pixel boomerang	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3855	pulsating veiny supercool sage world's smallest violin	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10
3856	miser's mansplainer's ocarina of space of doom	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10
3857	a butt tuba of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
3858	wizardly bone flute	0		Mysticality: +25
3859	ghostly mirror boxer's infernal fife	0		Muscle Percent: +10
3860	censurious charming flute	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3861	bouncing leaf of grass	0		
3862	Da Vinci's grass whistle of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3863	shaking slick plastic guitar of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3864	finger cymbals	0		Item Drop: +5
3865	gravedigger's supercharged kettle drum	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10
3866	up-at-dawn sizzling double-barreled sling	0		Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
3867	dance instructor's boxer's magilaser blastercannon	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3868	censurious hanky&#363; of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	crafty Sinatra's ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	tumbling toasty vibrating office-supply crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5
3872	inspector's pocket theremin	0		Item Drop: +15
3873	bouncing smooth rave whistle of chilblains	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	red hellseal disguise	0		
3881	experienced fouet de tortue-dressage of the storm	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	pulsating decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	quantum vial of slime	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 42
3886	quantum quantum vial of slime	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 33
3887	activated vial of slime	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 13
3888	diffused blinking teal vial of slime	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 34
3889	deionized Vulcanized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 14
3890	double-anodized vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 28
3891	dry liquefied gray blinking vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 48
3892	electrified vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 62
3893	denatured green vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 13
3894	dry energized squat vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 53
3895	oxidized double-oxidized vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 63
3896	double-galvanized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17
3897	nitrogenated anodized green vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 27
3898	mirror bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	pulsating pulsating figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	upside-down figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	wobbly figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	green imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	drinkable triple-distilled blended swill with a fly in it	6	good	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	experienced turtle wax shield	0		Experience: +2
3916	sage turtle wax helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	gray toasty turtle wax greaves	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	upside-down spinning Fonzie's meat shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	blurry skewed Temple Grandin's strapping turtlemail coif	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	upside-down forbidden personal trainer's turtlemail breeches	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	rosy-cheeked turtlemail hauberk of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	yellow veiny boxer's spiky turtle helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	spiky turtle shoulderpads of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	mirror spinning studded Fonzie's spiky turtle shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	huge blinking syncopated turtle	0		
3929	narrow grinning turtle	0		
3930	anodized enhanced tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 15
3931	huge jittery slick severed flipper of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	yellow ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	cyan Usain Bolt's ribald bad-ass club	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	denatured diffused hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 33
3936	cold-filtered shaking scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 18
3937	adjusted narrow ghostly fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 67
3938	Jeselnik's club of corruption	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	jittery pulsating corrupt club of corruption of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	squat corrupt club of corrupt corruption of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	mansplainer's Da Vinci's smartaleck's evil-ass club	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	nasty-ass club of the wise owl of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	infernal toilet brush of vim and vigor of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	smelly crafty shadowy seal eye	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	censurious oyster egg balloon	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	jittery squat Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	squat Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	green key	0		
3951	blinking ghostly yellow Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	ghostly crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	sinister bejeweled cufflinks	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3959	Sinatra's garish pinky ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3960	fuchsia brainy designer sunglasses	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
3961	flame-wreathed opera glasses of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3962	green designer handbag	0		
3963	ghostly Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	polarized teal cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 35
3966	upside-down healthy supercool cool hot-ass club	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	friendly occult frigid-ass club of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	huge scandalous gravedigger's beefcake's creepy-ass club	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	denatured shaking sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 62
3970	squat curative Socratic Abyssal ember	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	colloidal irradiated bouncing frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 56
3972	auspicious seal spine of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	electrified lime green huge seal lube	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 31
3974	stanky mannequin leg of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	clever padded tortoise of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50
3976	knitted tortoboggan of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	Socratic painted shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	pulsating skewed Van der Graaf torquoise ring of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	red Da Vinci's dueling banjo of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5
3985	skewed soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	wobbly fuchsia huge foul-smelling Jim Carey's samurai turtle helmet	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	pulsating turtle shell	0		
3989	jittery cyan turtle shell powder	0		
3990	turtle shell helmet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	twirling slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	upside-down bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	dried upside-down agua de vida	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	nippy tortoboggan shield of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10
4003	skewed bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	flame-wreathed soup-chucks	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
4005	adjusted dry ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 55
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	narrow memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	green memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	ghostly memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	mirror memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	upside-down squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	greaves	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	reassuring vibrating piece of rebar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
4021	supercharged therapeutic veiny shovel	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4022	asbestos-lined ribald energetic necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
4023	upside-down rosewater-soaked cool wizardly speargun	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
4024	lard-coated compass of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
4025	shaking ribald supercool smooth helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	executive lantern of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40
4027	spinning double-paned Van der Graaf greaves of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	teal avaricious auspicious personal trainer's club	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	narrow memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	squat olive memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	tasty huge slimy sweetbreads	7	awesome	
4038	lousy slimy fermented bile bladder	3	decent	
4039	altered pulsating slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	hardened pig-iron helm of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	pig-iron shinguards of incineration of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	teal baleful pig-iron bracers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	pulsating wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	Newton's wumpus-hair whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	blinking Usain Bolt's dance instructor's wumpus-hair wig of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	stiffened Samson's stylish wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	sinister Rosewater's wumpus-hair sweater	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	pulsating dangerous ring of teleportation	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
4052	tumbling glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	mediocre White Hyborian	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	goblin hunting spear of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	inspector's medical-grade goblin autoblowgun	0		Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	smartaleck's tribal beads	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	blinking stone fist of the overflowing toilet of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	twirling Jack Frost's stone head	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	gray Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	ghostly Sherlock's Tesla villainous scythe	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	lightning-fast baneful bandolier of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +40, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	green hale diabolical crossbow of horror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	red ghostly asbestos-lined double-paned malevolent medallion	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	upside-down lion tamer's healthy corrosive cowl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	tumbling up-at-dawn Fonzie's grisly shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	double-paned dog trainer's corroded breeches	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	hardy savvy pernicious cudgel	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	thick moldy skewed cupcake-in-a-cup	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	tumbling pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	spoiled lime green shaking protein paste	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	occult cyber-mattock of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	anodized Vulcanized green blurry neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	moist shaking physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	gray small slimy cyst	0		
4093	purple upside-down medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	spinning electrified peawee marble	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4096	clever brown crock marble	0		Maximum MP: +20
4097	family-friendly China marble	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
4098	beefcake's lemonade marble	0		Muscle: +25
4099	yellow blurry bumblebee marble of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4100	twirling censurious jet bennie marble	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4101	skewed scandalous nippy beige clambroth marble	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
4102	tumbling smooth steely marble	0		Moxie: +15
4103	bouncing Jack Frost's Jim Carey's beach ball marble of the detective	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20
4104	family-friendly catseye marble	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
4105	bumboozer marble of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
4106	purple chamoisole of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
4107	deionized wobbly bitter pill	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 33
4108	deadly monstrous monocle of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	fuchsia scandalous Tesla musty moccasins	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	rock-hard molten medallion of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	knitted Socratic brazen bracelet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	yellow MacGyver's resourceful bitter bowtie	0		Maximum MP: 150, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	Sherlock's bewitching boots	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	spinning secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	zippy smooth rickety unicycle of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
4117	reassuring crusty hula hoop of Leguizamo of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4118	arcane researcher's Coily&trade; of the sewer of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
4119	up-at-dawn healthy wholesome school flying disc	0		Maximum HP Percent: 30, Adventures: +5
4120	mirror fireproof MacGyver's sage lawn dart	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3
4121	scorching nippy dance instructor's wagon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	greedy stanky MacGyver's crown-shaped beanie	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	pulsating baleful hopping socks of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
4125	gray twirling extremely unsafe boxer's slick poodle skirt	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	ribald Jack Frost's electrified letterman's jacket	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4127	frosty sharpshooter's Socratic hardened slime hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	twirling scandalous hardened slime pants of the brute of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	mansplainer's hardened slime belt of James Dean of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	dried narrow boot plant	1	crappy	Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	bad mirror sham champagne	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	triple-irradiated tempura air	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 30
4134	improved double-chilled pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 48
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	inspector's perfumed gravedigger's strapping Bag o' Tricks	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	squat maroon wobbly shaking a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	narrow lime green a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	huge supercharged funny paper hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	aerosolized sand	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 18
4147	huge huge nasty charged magnet of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	squat tumbling stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	pressed cold-filtered oxidized blinking dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	pickled blurry red Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 62
4153	lime green rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	huge live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	bad weak pebblebr&auml;u	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	normal rocky road ice cream	3	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	dry galvanized jittery children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 11
4164	dry wobbly Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 13
4165	huge Jeselnik's Staff of the Soupbone of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +25
4166	Voluminous Radio Pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	razor-sharp Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	Samson's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	green crystallized memory	0		
4172	up-at-dawn rock helmet	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	rock pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	squat nippy rock necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	green Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	double-paned sugar shotgun	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	perfumed sugar shillelagh	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	lightning-fast sugar shank	0		Initiative: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	Jeselnik's scandalous banded sugar chapeau	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: 30, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	resourceful sugar shorts	0		Maximum MP: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	tumbling slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	chilly slime convention pin	0		Cold Damage: +5
4188	spinning slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	veiny sugar shirt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	narrow rave visor of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	dog trainer's baggy rave pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	scandalous pacifier necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	jittery sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	twirling sea lasso	0		
4199	mansplainer's chaotic sea cowboy hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	upside-down grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	huge pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	coward's Tesla brand new key	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4207	mirror wizardly dorsal fin	0		Mysticality: +25
4208	maroon skate skates	0		
4209	narrow skate skin	0		
4210	skewed roller skate decoy	0		
4211	wobbly mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	Van der Graaf electrified skate blade	0		MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 12
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	ghostly zippy weightlifter's collapsible baton	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +20
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	unsweetened groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 59
4219	Newton's skate board of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +50
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	fuchsia extremely unsafe yield shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	blinking squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	miser's Star of Bravery	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
4227	cyan hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	twirling perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	huge bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	mirror ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	weightlifter's pat&eacute; knife	0		Muscle: +15
4235	teal salt-shaker	0		
4236	bouncing pulsating can of sterno	0		
4237	blurry wholesome cheese-slicer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
4238	decent jumbo bouncing beef jerky	5	good	
4239	shaking pipe wrench of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
4240	dry triple-ionized maroon gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 60
4241	brainy sleep mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	Van der Graaf sock garters	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4243	galvanized mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 38
4244	blurry Usain Bolt's leather-bound tome	0		Initiative: +80
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	red smartaleck's ivory cue ball	0		Moxie Percent: +30
4247	smooth distilled decanter of fine Scotch	5	awesome	
4248	vaporized pulsating expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 45
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	adjusted unsweetened blurry vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 38
4253	non-galvanized anodized twirling potion of speed	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 61
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	liquefied altered sap	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	cyan petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	delicious big chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	perfectly mixed weak mulled cider	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	blue Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	green bark boxers of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	dangerous bark beret	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	blinking bark bracelet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
4267	supercharged Krakrox's Loincloth of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	Newton's Galapagosian Cuisses of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	pulsating chilly wizardly Angelhair Culottes	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	squat censurious Newman's Own Trousers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	wobbly ruddy stiffened Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	upside-down fireproof nippy Lederhosen of the Night	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	quadruple-vacuum-sealed ghostly ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	gray asbestos-lined horrifying wholesome Underworld truncheon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	careful chaotic stylish Staff of the Woodfire	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	blinking flame-retardant therapeutic strapping Underworld flail	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	jittery Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	ribald Mer-kin bunwig of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	fuchsia supercharged experienced crappy Mer-kin mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	blinking jittery weightlifter's crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	steel-toed Rosewater's wizardly Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	dog trainer's careful steel-toed Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	gray Lo Pan's electrified Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	ghostly fireproof Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of horror of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	upside-down ghostly perfumed Jim Carey's Oprah's Mer-kin headguard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	Mer-kin waistrope of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
4290	teal Mer-kin facecowl of the ox of the dark arts of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50
4291	yellow groovy Mer-kin thighguard	0		Moxie Percent: +10
4292	sharpshooter's crafty thinker's Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	Herculean Mer-kin dragnet of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): 4, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	up-at-dawn smartaleck's Mer-kin switchblade of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	yellow executive chilly extremely unsafe Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	purple Sherlock's family-friendly frightening Brand of Violence	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	tumbling experienced Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4300	educational Lens of Violence of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	lion tamer's dog trainer's Pigsticker of Violence of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): 3
4302	chaotic electrified Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	scorching healthy Cold Stone of Hatred of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	red up-at-dawn curative Girdle of Hatred of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	double-paned flame-wreathed beefy Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
4306	fuchsia Oprah's Pantaloons of Hatred of the cheetah of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	twirling perfumed Da Vinci's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
4308	supercharged extremely unsafe Socratic Lens of Hatred	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	up-at-dawn Jeselnik's hale Treads of Loathing	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined rosy-cheeked Scepter of Loathing	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Cloathing
4311	mirror avaricious stiffened Belt of Loathing of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	lard-coated Goggles of Loathing of the brute of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	blurry mirror olive smelly sinister Stick-Knife of Loathing of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Cloathing
4314	twirling squat scandalous nippy Fonzie's Jeans of Loathing	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	Oprah's Annual Ascot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
4316	asbestos-lined mansplainer's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	quilted groovy Flail of the Seven Aspects of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	maroon dangerous Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the dark arts of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	flame-wreathed razor-sharp Windsor Pan of the Source of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	ruddy occult Da Vinci's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	blurry frightening Sinatra's sage The Trickster's Trikitixa of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	blurry sizzling hardened arcane researcher's Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	lard-coated quilted deadly Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	steel-toed Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	sizzling chilly resourceful Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	up-at-dawn rosewater-soaked Bling of the New Wave of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	shaking upside-down rosewater-soaked supercool La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	blue bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	adequate diet candy kneecapping stick	1	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	bland small licorice garrote	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	savvy candy knuckles	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	adequate jawbruiser	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	quadruple-polymerized narrow chocolate car	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	mirror plastic 11 Dealer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	plastic Crimbo Casino of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	vibrating plastic stocking mimic	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	plastic Don Crimbo of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	energetic plastic Crimbomination	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	irradiated corrupted Piddles	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	concentrated concentrated BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	quadruple-adjusted Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	tumbling Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	teal string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	spinning careful snow hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	blurry quilted snow pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	deadly snow belly	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	yellow Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	purple squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	yellow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	stale expired can of franks 'n' beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	lousy practically non-alcoholic spinning expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	tumbling snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	ionized moist elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	bite-sized spoiled fancy twirling cyan penguin focaccia bread	1	crappy	Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	fancy hand-crafted herringcello	4	EPIC	Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	fancy bad elven cellocello	3	decent	Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	mirror handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	pulsating chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	red grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	twirling elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	jittery Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	huge throwing wrench of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	supercool pair of bolt cutters	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	poison pen of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	careful speed limit shield	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	tumbling cool live wire of bravery	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	teal flame-retardant wool misfit dolly	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	upside-down beefy misfit hobby horse of the cougar	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	olive chilly misfit teddy bear of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	squat tumbling clever pocketwatch on a chain of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	hardened cement sandals of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	gravedigger's night-vision goggles of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	blinking squat passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	peanut brittle shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	savvy Red Rover BB gun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	huge clever red-and-green sweater	0		Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	blinking pulsating Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	dry twirling Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	extra-enhanced pickled Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	vacuum-sealed Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	bouncing cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	mirror Samson's cheese sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	personal trainer's cheese diaper	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	squat Oprah's cheese wheel	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	cheese eye of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	energetic vibrating Staff of Queso Escusado of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: 30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	bouncing The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	cyan Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	miniature bland quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	extra-dry drinkable Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	ribald sealhide hood	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	sealhide leggings of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	arcane researcher's sealhide cloak	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4418	wobbly mirror smooth sealhide buckler	0		Moxie: +15
4419	medical-grade sealhide whip	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4420	greedy sealhide moccasins	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
4421	blurry jittery razor-sharp sealhide gloves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4422	upside-down shaking chaotic sealhide belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	skewed puzzling trophy	0		
4425	deionized narrow sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 50
4426	squat hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	glowstick on a string of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Raveosity: +1
4429	tumbling double-paned candy necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	toasty teddybear backpack	0		Hot Damage: +5, Raveosity: +1
4431	shaking NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	modified invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	ionized activated tarnished irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	activated squat ghostly irritability potion	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	teal hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	forbidden guard turtle shell	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	stanky crowbar	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4442	sinister spaghetti cult rosary	0		Spell Damage: +10
4443	Usain Bolt's spaghetti cult mask	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	upside-down blue guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	fuchsia Newton's spangly mariachi pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	teal zippy shellacked spangly mariachi vest	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +20
4447	clever spangly sombrero	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	boiled Instant Karma	1	awesome	Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 40
4449	pulsating painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	pointy hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	huge miser's machetito	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	jittery ruddy lawnmower blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	The Landscaper's leafblower of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	cyan snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	hardy snailmail coif of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	flame-retardant stanky snailmail breeches	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	studded educational snailmail hauberk	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +80
4461	concentrated unsweetened dry seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 41
4462	polarized vacuum-sealed polarized shaking chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 15
4463	activated bouncing chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 16
4464	flattened pressed chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 39
4465	triple-ionized huge chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 43
4466	colloidal chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 55
4467	boiled pressed wobbly chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 50
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	mirror BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	stylish BRICKO hat	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	educational BRICKO pants	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	Sherlock's BRICKO sword	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	wobbly BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	twirling jittery BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	shaking BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	spinning green BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	blue BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	tumbling BRICKO bulwark of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	shaking gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	blurry gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	upside-down broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	olive BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	pressed upside-down recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 15
4498	nitrogenated ionized recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 41
4499	polarized double-modified denatured bouncing recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 35
4500	energized fuchsia recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 65
4501	diffused wet spinning recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 43
4502	aerosolized activated enhanced recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 55
4503	concentrated anodized recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	curative wholesome heart of the volcano	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4505	denatured twirling skewed squat Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 69
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	gray Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	flattened gray wobbly &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	small moldy tumbling walrus ice cream	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	jumbo spoiled skewed beautiful soup	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	spoiled Humpty Dumplings	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	normal Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	hand-crafted missing wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	moldy matter custard	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	oxidized colloidal comfit?	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	executive auspicious flamingo mallet	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	blurry smelly banded eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	gray skewed wig of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	super-sized stale donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	big moldy pulsating bucket of honey	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	bouncing yellow up-at-dawn thinker's elephant stinger	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	flavorless dragon snaps	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	vibrating quilted snapdragon pistil	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	tasty blue rook cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	decent fancy cyan bishop cookie	3	good	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	spoiled yellow skewed knight cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	small adequate ghostly king cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	spoiled queen cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	Oprah's insane tophat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	deadly helm of the knight of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	horrifying beefy wristwatch of the knight	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	rosy-cheeked trousers of the knight of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	tophat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	wobbly perfumed tie	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4543	weightlifter's tuxedo pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	skewed bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	detour shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	wobbly green lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	skewed right parenthesis	0		
4557	wobbly dollar sign	0		
4558	bouncing equal sign	0		
4559	tumbling record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	olive map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	tumbling ghostly can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	mirror hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	practically non-alcoholic delicious world's most unappetizing beverage	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	Van der Graaf slippery when wet shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	tasty half-sized raisin	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	greedy shellacked flyest of shirts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	huge delicious blinking a dance upon the palate	7	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	big rotten prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	flavorless squat squirmy violent party snack	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	chaotic can-you-dig-it?	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	maroon meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	extra-wet flattened squat pulsating Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	greasy school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	resourceful educational T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	yummy bite-sized six wedges of goat cheese	1	awesome	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	tumbling boulder	0		
4587	shaking goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	deadly pixel whip	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4590	experienced pixel chain whip	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	pixel morning star of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	gray pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	shaking blue map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	squat pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	upside-down bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	bouncing map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	high-proof special artisanal plastic cup of beer	8	EPIC	Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	bouncing squat orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	blinking ghostly bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	mirror deadly bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	flavorless lime green sun-dried tofu	3	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	bad watered-down soyburger juice	2	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	moist polymerized essential soy	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	tarnished nitrogenated essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	mansplainer's Crown of Thrones	0		Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	hand-crafted boozy Cinco Mayo Lager	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	triple-wet chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	miniature moldy shaking twirling fuchsia pawn cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	mixed coffee pixie stick	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	savvy plastic spider ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	plastic kazoo of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	inflatable baseball bat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	shaking experienced googly-star hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	resourceful googly-ball hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	dog trainer's wholesome googly-heart hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	Samson's super-sweet boom box of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Booze Drop: +100, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	bouncing twirling Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	Jim Carey's wizardly sinister demon mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	jittery electrified weightlifter's streetfighting champion's belt of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked Space Trip safety headphones of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: 50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	electrified LARP carp	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4641	squat asbestos-lined MacGyver's KoL Con Six Pack	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
4642	Tesla Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4643	ghostly padded rxr shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	bouncing knitted wicked Juju Mojo Mask of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	hardy space trooper helmet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	blinking reassuring nasty sizzling Meteoid ice beam	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	censurious steel-toed Dungeon Fist gauntlet of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	lime green ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	shaking scandalous ironic knit cap of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	shaking blinking ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	executive ironic battle spoon	0		Meat Drop: +40
4655	wool Jack Frost's Van der Graaf ironic jogging shorts	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	mole skin notebook of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	jittery map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	blue blackberry galoshes of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
4660	olive vibrating forbidden trout fang	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	adequate gigantic poisonous caviar	7	good	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	diffused quantum shaking huge wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	cyan blurry Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	thinker's Ellsbury's skull of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	cool hot plate	0		Moxie: +5, Thorns: 1
4666	frightening friendly imp unity ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +5
4667	weightlifter's Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Muscle: +15
4668	blurry upside-down mansplainer's observational glasses	0		Monster Level: +15
4669	purple hilarious comedy prop of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4670	mirror blinking beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	hand-crafted booze-soaked cherry	3	EPIC	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	bland miniature squat marshmallow	2	decent	
4674	decent narrow sponge cake	3	good	
4675	bad watered-down green gin-soaked blotter paper	2	decent	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	gray pottery shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	Jim Carey's pottery hat of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	mirror auspicious wholesome pottery training pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	tumbling hale pottery club	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	family-friendly pottery yo-yo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	yellow fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	blinking fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	squat fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	huge fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	dance instructor's Greatest American Pants of temperance of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	supercool fossilized necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	jittery pulsating fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	narrow archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	blinking Jim Carey's red-hot medallion	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	purple fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	maroon tumbling sinister tablet	0		
4707	olive E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	shaking immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	red popsicle stick	0		
4714	stale diet blurry lemon popsicle	1	decent	
4715	stale popsicle	4	decent	
4716	normal miniature special strawberry popsicle	2	good	Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 15
4717	normal liver popsicle	4	good	
4718	purple mariachi hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	jittery Hollandaise helmet of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	skewed organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	blurry microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	flavorless olive liver and let pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	spoiled fancy badass pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	spoiled shoo-fish pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	decent piping organ pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	moldy igloo pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	flavorless stomach turnover	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	flavorless upside-down dead lights pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	stale gigantic throbbing organ pie	10	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	purple stop shield of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	gray nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	huge rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	pulsating jittery prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	quilted beer-soaked mop	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4738	drinkable day-old beer	3	good	
4739	lousy practically non-alcoholic cyan plain beer	1	decent	
4740	hand-crafted overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	3	EPIC	
4741	jittery smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	altered alkaline red PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 56
4745	extra-galvanized pulsating huge Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 19
4746	warmed irradiated narrow upside-down Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 36
4747	diet flavorless yellow bone meal	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	triple-distilled acceptable bone aperitif	8	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	dangerous bonerang	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	upside-down bone and arrows of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	teal sage boning knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	upside-down beefy bone crusher	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	healthy bone spurs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	bonedanna of the ox of James Dean	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	Newton's boneana hammock of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	blinking bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	anodized liquefied jittery candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	tumbling Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	tumbling pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	flavorless pumpkin pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	weak artisanal spinning pumpkin beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	denatured denatured oxidized jittery pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	huge pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	spinning clever shin gourds of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	spinning ribald deadly Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	normal olive twirling CRIMBCOIDS mints	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	adequate CRIMBCOLOAF	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	tasty circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	awesome	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	ruddy plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	avaricious plastic fax machine	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	huge plastic hobo elf of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	sage plastic Mr. Mination	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	Jim Carey's plastic Best Game Ever	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	narrow hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	blinking blinking S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	wobbly robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	red robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	fuchsia robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	mirror blurry robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	bland triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	decent	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	big rotten blurry square CRIMBCOOKIE	5	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	Van der Graaf supercharged bindlestocking of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	ghostly sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	narrow smartaleck's smooth Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	lightning-fast Fonzie's Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	bouncing extremely unsafe savvy Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	Lo Pan's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	blurry cyan lion tamer's Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	studded Uncle Hobo's belt of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	improved chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	shellacked gift-a-pult	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	oxidized liquefied holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	skewed bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	boxer's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	jittery skewed CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	blue CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	purple CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	tumbling deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	tumbling foul-smelling razor-sharp paperclip-on tie of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	supercharged slick paperclip pants	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	dog trainer's Lo Pan's boxer's paperclip turban	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	paperclip cape of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	mirror BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	adjusted twirling chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	wet bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	altered colloidal incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	warmed ionized myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	tolerable CRIMBCO wine	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	moldy toe jam toast	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	super-sized flavorless traffic jam toast	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	skewed space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	tiny spoiled fancy space jam toast	1	crappy	Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	pressed extra-chilled narrow olive motivational poster	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	green sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	gray BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	small stale festive sausage	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	thick decent yellow mirror holiday cheese log	5	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	twirling holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	spinning blurry manspreader's Da Vinci's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	careful BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	BGE pocket calendar of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	weightlifter's BGE plastic toy	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	stapler bear	0		Item Drop: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	toasty adhesive tape dolly	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	ghostly scissor duck of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	pulsating coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	veiny Socratic Seven Loco	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	lime green pulsating Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	wobbly Loathing Legion many-purpose hook of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	brawny Loathing Legion moondial	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	asbestos-lined Loathing Legion necktie	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	mirror Loathing Legion knife of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	blue medical-grade Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	red sharpshooter's Loathing Legion can opener	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	cyan nippy Socratic Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	Usain Bolt's Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	blinking careful Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	twirling ribald Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	thinker's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	red frightening Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	Loathing Legion kitchen sink of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	smooth Loathing Legion abacus	0		Moxie: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	bouncing squat Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	lightning-fast Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	tumbling Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	purple Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	manspreader's Loathing Legion hammer	0		Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	blue Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	huge pulsating Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	wobbly mirror a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	skewed time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	spoiled teal Knob jelly donut	4	crappy	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	maroon Knob batter	0		
4945	pulsating Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	blurry Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	galvanized tumbling weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 51
4950	cold-filtered abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 53
4951	hardened flimsy clipboard	0		Damage Reduction: 3
4952	galvanized deionized yellow baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 44
4953	prompt whalebone corset of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4954	tumbling oven mitts of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4955	miniature flavorless overcookie	2	decent	
4956	bland philosopher's scone	3	decent	
4957	dry cyan half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 16
4958	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
4959	decent Knob nuts	4	good	
4960	bad weak Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	decent	
4961	narrow Subject 37 file	0		
4962	lightning-fast supercool mysterious lapel pin	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
4963	shaking jittery state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	mirror ghostly Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	olive Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	yellow Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	huge tumbling Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	wobbly Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	shaking Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	blinking Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	olive upside-down Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	lime green Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	twirling lime green blurry Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	squat Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	pulsating Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	shaking huge Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	narrow Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	narrow Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	squat Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	lime green Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	jittery Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	blurry Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	blinking Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	red Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	squat Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	blinking card sleeve of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	shaking evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	red Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	gigantic stale wasabi pocky	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	diet bland tobiko pocky	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	decent mirror natto pocky	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	bad wasabi-infused sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	acceptable tobiko-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	weak acceptable upside-down natto-infused sake	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	double-wet blurry wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	extra-ionized tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	polymerized narrow bouncing natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	narrow Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	anodized nitrogenated ionized squat elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	distilled artisanal marshmallow flamb&eacute;	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	perfectly mixed cranberry schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	mediocre fancy breaded beer	3	decent	Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	perfectly mixed soy cordial	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	wool vibrating dangerous astral bludgeon	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
5029	huge wholesome brawny astral shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10
5030	blinking supercharged beefy astral chapeau of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	mirror reassuring rock-hard strapping astral bracer	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +1
5032	up-at-dawn Socratic experienced astral longbow	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +5
5033	supercharged dance instructor's astral shorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	upside-down avaricious Temple Grandin's astral mace of Flo-Jo	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100
5035	rosewater-soaked horrifying fortified astral trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	bouncing wobbly arcane researcher's Fonzie's astral ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
5037	narrow auspicious therapeutic strapping astral statuette	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
5038	greasy Jim Carey's razor-sharp astral pistol	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
5039	flame-retardant hale astral mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	jittery double-paned horrifying extremely unsafe astral shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
5042	padded astral belt of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
5043	toothsome half-sized astral hot dog	2	???	
5044	bad blinking narrow astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	ghostly upside-down astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	skewed Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	squat knitted wicked double-ice cap of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	rosewater-soaked toasty Jack Frost's double-ice box	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	dog trainer's resourceful double-ice britches of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	ghostly intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	tumbling obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	quadruple-aerosolized unsweetened Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	quadruple-ionized Vulcanized cyan spinning Red Pill	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	blurry voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	delicious gigantic spaghetti con calaveras	10	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	normal jittery tumbling jittery popcorn	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	bite-sized bland chaos popcorn	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	gray mirror frightening beefy hole of the brazier	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	pulsating innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	thick fancy adequate olive s'more	0	good	Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	aged practically non-alcoholic teal Russian Ice	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	clay ashtray of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	resourceful lanyard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	monster pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	warmed Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	studded Van der Graaf helmet of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	twirling friendly crutch	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	perfumed shock belt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	colloidal Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	lime green Da Vinci's rubber band gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	auspicious pin-stripe slacks	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	up-at-dawn gloves	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	denatured electrified correction fluid	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	blinking Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	bouncing greasy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	upside-down Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	double-paned Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	flame-retardant Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	skewed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	blinking upside-down deadly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	squat gravedigger's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	blue sizzling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	huge olive supercharged Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	greasy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	unsweetened upside-down willyweed	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	moist non-anodized Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	dry dry fish juice box	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	lousy maroon Jeppson's Malort	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	padded stress ball	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	green Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	wobbly up-at-dawn Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	upside-down My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	wobbly stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	bouncing A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	gray reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	skewed Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	curative ruddy hardened Admiral's hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	family-friendly medical-grade aviator's cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	bouncing stiffened mirrored aviator shades of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	yellow Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	bouncing spinning Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	wet energized teal skewed Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	rotten elven hardtack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	perfectly mixed skewed elven squeeze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	shaking E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	shaking ghostly E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	diluted astral energy drink	1		
5141	blinking Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	electrified dry teal honeypot	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 41
5146	adequate bouncing blinking wild honey pie	3	good	
5147	lousy practically non-alcoholic honey mead	1	decent	
5148	up-at-dawn executive supercharged honey dipper	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5
5149	teal gravedigger's experienced honeybritches of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	fuchsia wholesome baleful savvy honeycap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	mirror energetic Moonthril Circlet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	skewed extremely unsafe Moonthril Greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	supercool Moonthril Flamberge	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	stylish Moonthril Longbow	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	shaking Sinatra's Moonthril Cuirass	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	horrifying plush alielf	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	pickled irradiated tumbling jittery blurry Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	Temple Grandin's plush dogcat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	narrow frightening plush hamsterpus	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	miser's plush ferrelf	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	steel-toed plush alien hamsterpus	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	extremely unsafe plush mutated alielf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	dog trainer's hale plush mutated alielephant	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mirror mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	spinning girl of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	red top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	fuchsia synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	twirling distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	narrow elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	tarnished transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	lousy weak Saison du Lune	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	lousy enchanted Moonthril Schnapps	3	decent	Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	bad tumbling Wrecked Generator	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	moldy Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	snack-sized delicious blue Crepes a la Lune	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	diet moldy bouncing Moon Pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	oxidized Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	galvanized yellow Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	unsweetened 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	twirling Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	jittery Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	spinning Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	huge Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	quantum quadruple-dry fuchsia honey stick	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 22
5189	electrified liquefied double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	wobbly sizzling Operation Patriot Shield of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	irradiated unsweetened pulsating corrupted data	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	jittery Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	squat Newton's Great S-Cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	ghostly shellacked Marvelous Unitard	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	diluted shaking gooey paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	twisted beastly paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	denatured paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	dehydrated ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	pickled greasy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	powdered purple bug paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	vaporized blinking hippy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	modified red orc paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	twisted demonic paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	dried indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	vaporized paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	boiled ghostly pulsating goblin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	denatured pirate paste	1	decent	Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	diluted jittery teal chlorophyll paste	1	good	Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	powdered paste	1	decent	Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	distilled Mer-kin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	diluted maroon slimy paste	1	good	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	mixed teal penguin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	dried jittery upside-down yellow spinning elemental paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	denatured cosmic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	vaporized narrow hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	twisted twirling Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	jittery Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	twirling Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	immense moldy huge Ur-Donut	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	fortified tolerable bucket of wine	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	bland ultrafondue	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	shining halo of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	MacGyver's furry halo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	chaotic frosty halo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	skewed wobbly asbestos-lined time halo	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	triple-distilled drinkable huge Lumineux Limnio	7	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	boozy delicious blurry Morto Moreto	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	fancy aged ghostly Temps Tempranillo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	drinkable high-proof spinning Bordeaux Marteaux	6	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	tolerable high-proof Fromage Pinotage	8	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	hand-crafted Beignet Milgranet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	lousy Muschat	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	bland special thick tumbling cool jelly donut	5	decent	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	bland shrapnel jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	flavorless occult jelly donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	rotten massive thyme jelly donut	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	immense moldy danish	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	spoiled big smashed danish	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	bland huge forbidden danish	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	toothsome jittery cool cat claw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	gigantic decent blunt cat claw	7	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	tiny adequate fuchsia shadowy cat claw	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	small normal cheezburger	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	stale toasted brie	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	pressed deionized lime green potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	flattened cyan pulsating too legit potion	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	warmed Bright Water	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	boiled dry mirror cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	double-ionized magnetized moist graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	magnetized squat green ghostly cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	pickled polarized improved potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	frozen potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	vacuum-sealed potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	alkaline bouncing potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	quadruple-dry mirror teal potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	blinking holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	blurry bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	narrow chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	wobbly maroon broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	gray pulsating noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	mirror savvy hammerus	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	vibrating blunt icepick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	fluorescent lightbulb of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	up-at-dawn lard-coated blammer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	clock-cleaning hammer of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	broken clock of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	shaking chaotic dethklok	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	fireproof glacial clock	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	purple d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	blurry generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	blue generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	tumbling kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	gray slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	moldy skewed phish stick	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	horrifying boxer's plastic vampire fangs of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	twirling twirling Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	ghostly your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	gray Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	upside-down Lo Pan's slick Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	skewed chaotic Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	blinking Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	squat ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	vacuum-sealed triple-corrupted wobbly ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	pressed super-corrupted necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	boiled nitrogenated lime green bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	colloidal pickled bouncing whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	unsweetened mirror pulsating press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	anodized alkaline teal tumbling shaking Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	aerosolized pulsating skewed Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	dry non-dry lime green pulsating Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	energized corrupted upside-down Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	quadruple-irradiated yellow Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	bad Ecto-Cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	lousy huge Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	perfectly mixed spirit-forward Blood Light	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	delicious Silver Bullet beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	triple-distilled mediocre Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	activated moist sorority brain	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	pressed Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	polarized twirling drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	educational extra-see-thru nightie	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	twirling cyan pulsating Socratic experienced BRAINS shorts	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	careful Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	scrunchie of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	savvy extremely skinny jeans of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	clever dangerous The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	blue stanky chilly hardened The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	foul-smelling Da Vinci's The Necbromancer's Shorts of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	lion tamer's Annie Oakley's razor-sharp The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	drinkable blue spinning The Cooler Out of Space	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	polarized ionized Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	green A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	red jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	bouncing Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	twirling Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	shaking The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	stanky KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	plastic trollipop of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	plastic Fudge Wizard of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	fuchsia huge manspreader's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	tumbling nippy plastic colollilossus	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	nippy wicked plastic Big Candy	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	upside-down blue spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	altered shaking bouncing groose grease	1	awesome	Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	spinning bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	bouncing tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	shaking strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	smooth ridiculous belt	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	lion tamer's ridiculous earring	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	blurry ridiculous sunglasses of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	adequate gigantic ridiculous sandwich	8	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	irresponsibly strong lousy ridiculous cocktail	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	narrow ghostly teal stiffened zombie monkey necklace of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
5392	tumbling Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	lime green scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	fuchsia peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	irradiated triple-deionized boiled lime green peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	bland jittery peppermint patty	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	squat aromatic candy cane	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	wobbly Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	jittery Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	bouncing censurious sizzling savvy cane-mail shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	green flame-retardant studded Samson's cane-mail pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	smooth Vodka Matryoshka	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	special bad Gin Mint	3	decent	Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	fancy triple-distilled tolerable shaking Tequiz Navidad	6	good	Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	acceptable Mint Yulep	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	acceptable extra-dry Crimbojito	5	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	mediocre weak ghostly Sangria de Menthe	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	pulsating candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	polarized ionized super-dry wobbly licorice root	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	wet pickled shaking banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	galvanized cold-filtered pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	colloidal lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	wet kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	modified strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	greedy bananarama bangle	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	lion tamer's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	narrow tourmalime tourniquet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	cyan veiny kumquartz ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	fortified strawberyl necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	shaking veiny strapping sucker bucket	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	maroon skewed sucker hakama of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	Newton's sucker kabuto	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	pulsating smooth sucker tachi	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	gray sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	blue upside-down grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	pulsating cyan raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	green DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	gray fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	double-altered pickled lime green twirling tumbling fudge lily	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	skewed superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	corrupted improved fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	bland pulsating red fudgesicle	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	maroon wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	pulsating miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	aerosolized narrow cyan devilish folio	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	red clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	twirling cyan furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	jittery vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	ghostly jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	lime green avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	ghostly gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	aerosolized polymerized blinking Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	adequate fudge bunny	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	pulsating veiny stylish fudgecycle of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	polymerized resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	irradiated bouncing resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	altered galvanized resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	warmed tarnished resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	colloidal blinking resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	improved bouncing resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	cold-filtered oxidized resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	adjusted pulsating resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	alkaline wet resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	cyan gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	irradiated tarnished upside-down gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	liquefied gummi snake	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	modified gummi canary	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	decent snack-sized bouncing gummi bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	half-sized stale blinking gummi bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	flavorless tiny gummi bear	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	normal huge drunki-bear	7	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	spoiled drunki-bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	delicious narrow drunki-bear	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	blinking cool gummi bowtie	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	Tesla fudge pocket square	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	lollipop cufflinks of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	mirror belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	maroon trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	fuchsia belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	polarized bouncing spinning spinning gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	ionized warmed gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	dry gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	tumbling heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	banded smartaleck's Big Candy's tophat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	gray Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	bouncing Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blurry blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	spoiled jerky coins	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	bad teal Go-Wassail	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	polymerized super-unsweetened concentrated upside-down Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	activated bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	pickled cold-filtered wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	blurry Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	upside-down pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	twirling pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	skewed pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	extra-pickled ionized Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	tumbling whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	moldy berries of suffering	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	pressed diffused baobab sap	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	liquefied irradiated deionized twirling Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Barulio's bottle	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	double-improved Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	squat half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	super-liquefied Vulcanized blue desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	twirling pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	Newton's Leapin' Trousers of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50
5544	bad strong maroon squat eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	adequate small hamhock	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	narrow The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	huge lime green Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	mirror Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	teal ghostly The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	shaking healthy Trusty	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
5553	yellow can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	Vulcanized wobbly fireclutch	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 69
5556	bouncing resourceful Oprah's Rain-Doh wings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	spinning Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	gravedigger's manspreader's Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	yellow ghostly wizardly Rain-Doh lantern of the empath	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	mirror blue squat Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	Usain Bolt's dog trainer's Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	yellow Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	bouncing Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	tasty PB&BP	3	awesome	
5566	flavorless low-calorie club sandwich	1	decent	
5567	delicious massive corned-beef Reuben	7	awesome	
5568	lime green frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	twirling wobbly Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	weak aged ghostly Drac & Tan	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	acceptable watered-down Transylvania Sling	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	watered-down mediocre Shot of the Living Dead	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	perfectly mixed Buttery Knob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	fancy distilled mediocre Slippery Knob	5	decent	Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	weak smooth Flaming Knob	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Grasshopper	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	hand-crafted shaking pulsating Locust	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	weak tolerable Plague of Locusts	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Red Dwarf	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	acceptable Golden Mean	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	fortified smooth Green Giant	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	weak mediocre Aye Aye	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	aged practically non-alcoholic Aye Aye, Captain	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	special tolerable Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4	good	Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	acceptable practically non-alcoholic pulsating Humanitini	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	tolerable watered-down More Humanitini than Humanitini	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	tolerable watered-down Oh, the Humanitini	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	mediocre high-proof Great Older Fashioned	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	high-proof artisanal Fuzzy Tentacle	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	perfectly mixed Crazymaker	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	drinkable boozy narrow Zoodriver	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	perfectly mixed ghostly jittery Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	lousy Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	practically non-alcoholic aged Suffering Sinner	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Suppurating Sinner	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	triple-distilled lousy Sizzling Sinner	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	tolerable blurry Firewater	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	perfectly mixed enchanted Earth and Firewater	3	EPIC	Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	drinkable Earth, Wind and Firewater	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	lousy watered-down Slimosa	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	bad Extra-slimy Slimosa	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	watered-down perfectly mixed Slimebite	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	acceptable Cement Mixer	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	bad twirling Jackhammer	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	irresponsibly strong tolerable blurry pulsating Dump Truck	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	hand-crafted watered-down Fauna Libre	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	acceptable irresponsibly strong blue Chakra Libre	8	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	high-proof mediocre Aura Libre	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	hand-crafted fortified Sazerorc	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	tolerable strong Sazuruk-hai	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	drinkable Flaming Sazerorc	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Green Velvet	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	drinkable lime green Green Muslin	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	tolerable Green Burlap	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	bad Mohobo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	tolerable triple-distilled narrow Moonshine Mohobo	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	irresponsibly strong acceptable Flaming Mohobo	8	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	watered-down artisanal purple Drunken Philosopher	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	drinkable Drunken Neurologist	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	perfectly mixed mirror Drunken Astrophysicist	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	fancy irresponsibly strong tolerable narrow Dark & Starry	7	good	Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	artisanal boozy wobbly Black Hole	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	artisanal practically non-alcoholic skewed Event Horizon	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	enchanted acceptable Herring Daiquiri	3	good	Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	drinkable skewed Herring Wallbanger	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Herringtini	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	strong bad Lollipop Drop	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	acceptable weak Candy Alexander	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	watered-down mediocre Candicaine	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	hand-crafted pulsating Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	lousy Flying Caipiranha	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	extra-dry perfectly mixed Flaming Caipiranha	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	perfectly mixed watered-down Punchplanter	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Doublepunchplanter	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	drinkable triple-distilled Haymaker	8	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	normal fungus	3	good	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	chilled boiled jittery stone wool	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 33
5644	stones	0		
5645	maroon the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	blinking shaking calendar fragment	0		
5647	calendar of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
5648	medical-grade stiffened Boris's Helm	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	baleful staph of homophones of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text
5650	wool Van der Graaf studded Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	blue Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	spinning key-o-tron	0		
5654	spoiled nailswurst	4	crappy	
5655	artisanal watered-down used beer	2	EPIC	
5656	narrow Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	studded insulting hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	ribald offensive moustache	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
5661	squat dangerous hairshirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	ghostly pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	jittery green How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	upside-down shaking bouncing club	0		
5670	flavorless wobbly fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	decent	
5671	drinkable slap and slap again	3	good	
5672	bouncing gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	tumbling jittery &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	altered watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	lime green supercool Ze&trade; goggles	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	twirling bouncing soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	reassuring shellacked stylish swimsuit	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	delicious fuchsia P.B.L.T.	4	awesome	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	upside-down handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	maroon pulsating quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	squat bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	ghostly Herculean UV monocular	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	huge Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	narrow pacification grenade	0		
5692	maroon Sinatra's quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
5693	cool phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	manspreader's bugbear detector	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	twirling brainy The Lost Glasses of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	cyan Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	tumbling red hardy wax hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	blinking spinning veiny banded wax pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	polymerized vacuum-sealed denatured skewed drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	resourceful fireman's helmet of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	narrow lard-coated fire axe	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	pulsating yellow flame-wreathed wizardly fire extinguisher of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	huge Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	bouncing Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	tasty FDKOL hotcakes	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	snack-sized enchanted moldy fiery wing	2	crappy	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	forbidden personal trainer's wings of fire	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	fireproof FDKOL fire hose	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	oxidized altered bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	frightening razor-sharp hot daub bun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	sharpshooter's extremely unsafe hot daub stand	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	upside-down wizardly foot-long hot daub of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	moldy jumbo angst burger	5	crappy	
5731	delicious weak mirror pulsating 5-hour acrimony	2	awesome	
5732	ghostly blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	bite-sized rotten mirror forbidden sausage	1	crappy	
5735	personal trainer's Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	deionized Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 55
5737	moist polymerized daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Camp Scout backpack of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	delicious low-calorie bag of GORP	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	lousy narrow water purification pills	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	blinking Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	aged distilled CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	diet tasty wobbly bag of GORF	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	moldy bag of QWOP	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	dry upside-down CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	aged CSA cheerfulness ration	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	upside-down CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	decent green twirling crappy brain	4	good	
5753	stale green decent brain	3	decent	
5754	miniature toothsome good brain	2	awesome	
5755	flavorless boss brain	4	decent	
5756	small special spoiled jittery bouncing hunter brain	2	crappy	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 10
5758	double-paned Samson's boxer's Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	bouncing ghostly supercharged studded staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +30
5760	narrow skewed Herculean beefcake's staff of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
5761	Da Vinci's Staff of the Scummy Sink of vim and vigor of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	gravedigger's extremely unsafe Superhero Reboots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10
5764	censurious fuzzy busby of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	skewed beefcake's fuzzy earmuffs of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	Oprah's fuzzy montera of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	skewed gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	blurry gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	mirror Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	jittery talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	chilly cool Barney's rake	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +5
5778	normal diet blinking mirror idiot brain	1	good	
5779	blurry brainy keel-haulin' knife	0		Mysticality: +5
5780	Rosewater's ice cream scoop	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
5781	perfectly mixed triple-distilled jittery soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	6	EPIC	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	upside-down smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	mirror bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	miser's aromatic right bear arm	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	family-friendly arcane researcher's left bear arm of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	Sinatra's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
5794	deionized skewed Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 37
5795	polarized Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 51
5796	ionized Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 23
5797	wet warmed Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 52
5798	oxidized pulsating red Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 48
5799	polarized eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 55
5800	polarized improved cold-filtered Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 27
5801	polarized wobbly Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 12
5802	nitrogenated diffused triple-warmed ghostly perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 60
5803	concentrated green White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 31
5804	dry chilled shaking wobbly Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 55
5805	double-Vulcanized enhanced jittery breath mint	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 24
5806	energized super-quantum muesli	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 50
5807	dry vacuum-sealed glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 27
5808	aerosolized extra-frozen glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 64
5809	tarnished blinking Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 35
5810	denatured super-flattened double-electrified jittery Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 44
5811	activated improved tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 23
5812	non-aerosolized green ghostly skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 54
5813	deionized pulsating huge smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
5814	pressed warmed blob of acid	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 33
5815	magnetized flayed mind	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 25
5816	alkaline kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 11
5817	electrified pickled forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 33
5818	wet olive Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 25
5819	modified galvanized wobbly bouncing gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 21
5820	vacuum-sealed improved huge gray bull blubber	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 64
5821	polymerized frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 58
5822	pressed quadruple-altered unsweetened spinning gazely stare	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 28
5823	pickled ionized canopic jar	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 17
5824	liquefied electrified huge clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 52
5825	cold-filtered ionized blinking Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 59
5826	electrified zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 49
5827	nitrogenated skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 13
5828	denatured pickled unsweetened yellow gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 68
5829	warmed narrow janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 35
5830	diffused pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 50
5831	flattened dry pygmy dart	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 17
5832	pressed adjusted vacuum-sealed secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 51
5833	cold-filtered red brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 30
5834	super-chilled alkaline bouncing holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
5835	energized huge scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 30
5836	aerosolized jittery embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 66
5837	polymerized maroon Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 58
5838	magnetized bouncing Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 16
5839	energized blinking ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 20
5840	tarnished vacuum-sealed Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 51
5841	energized spinning A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 58
5842	anodized denatured toothbrush	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 22
5843	triple-pressed jittery pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 37
5844	deionized double-aerosolized huge twirling una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 45
5845	aerosolized squat compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 57
5846	irradiated skewed purple wobbly salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 44
5847	moist unholy water	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 25
5848	anodized tumbling Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 69
5849	double-altered extra-altered mirror handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 52
5850	flattened space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 25
5851	aerosolized concentrated blurry temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 67
5852	oxidized dry squat oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 47
5853	altered polymerized spinning stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 57
5854	boiled BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 58
5855	chilled Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 27
5856	pressed quadruple-vacuum-sealed mirror blurry Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 38
5857	energized grey cube	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 31
5858	galvanized teal votive candle	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 43
5859	activated ghostly wobbly purple booby trap	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 54
5860	vacuum-sealed dry Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 38
5861	flattened good ash	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 55
5862	ghostly Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	mirror papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	pickled gray pulsating papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	galvanized galvanized squat papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	flattened papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	pulsating red rosy-cheeked banded papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	huge zippy papier-m&acirc;chine gun of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	friendly forbidden papier-masque	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	arcane researcher's papier-mitre of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	curative papier-m&acirc;churidars of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	mirror papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	twirling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	chilly Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Cold Damage: +5
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	twirling packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	blinking skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	ghostly Usain Bolt's skeleton skis of doom of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	bland green skeleton quiche	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	blinking skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	perfumed energetic rock-hard baleful Bonestabber	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	lousy crystal skeleton vodka	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	spinning healthy auxiliary backbone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	yellow ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	frozen chilled skewed that gum you like	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 29
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	boiled Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	skewed fuchsia jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	shaking squat jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	huge jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	upside-down pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	jittery sizzling energetic wedding ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	purple nippy Solstice Shield of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
5913	magnetized candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	non-anodized wobbly sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	unsweetened beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	ionized modified upside-down sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	unsweetened enhanced galvanized mirror cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	purple bouncing plastic animelf of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	huge forbidden plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	spinning ruddy plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	cyan frosty plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	plastic MechaElf of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	blurry bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	tumbling purple fireproof sinister plastic four-shadowed mime of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	bouncing knitted scandalous plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	narrow frosty therapeutic plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	groovy plastic Lord Flameface of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	jittery plastic Beebee King	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	plastic Queen Bee of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	wobbly blurry stylish plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	smartaleck's plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	razor-sharp plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	hardy plastic spiderbugbear	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	plastic peacannon of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	chaotic plastic the Free Man	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	cyan nippy plastic fire servant	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	savvy plastic mumblebee	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	bouncing baleful plastic moneybee	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	arcane researcher's plastic beebee gunners	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	mirror plastic beebee queue of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	huge personal trainer's plastic buzzerker	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	Temple Grandin's plastic bee swarm	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	blurry scorching plastic batbugbear	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	upside-down Rosewater's plastic bugaboo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	flame-retardant plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	Van der Graaf plastic ops bugbear	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	Da Vinci's plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	tumbling auspicious plastic cavebugbear	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	plastic Norville Rogers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	Jeselnik's plastic Scott the Miner	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	baleful plastic angry space marine	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	mansplainer's plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	green skewed extremely unsafe plastic Father McGruber	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	zippy plastic blazing bat	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	mirror electronic dulcimer pants of dire peril of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	twirling A-Boo clue	0		
5965	twirling stylish Frown Exerciser of the brazier	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	mirror green soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	friendly soul mask	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
5971	skewed record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	shaking record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	blurry twirling record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	blinking record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	skewed record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	shaking toasty medical-grade brainy silent beret	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	immense enchanted decent slice of pizza	10	good	Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	red bouncing huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	weak lousy shaking tankard of ale	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	skewed vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	dog trainer's Annie Oakley's smooth cloth cap	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	electrified Oprah's iron dagger of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	stale hamburger	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	narrow potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	blue potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	mediocre triple-distilled bottle of wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	blurry round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	perfumed crafty Fonzie's iron helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	Usain Bolt's nasty MacGyver's steel sword	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	miniature rotten whole roasted chicken	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	lime green massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	blinking extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	tolerable shining goblet	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	upside-down huge fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	Newton's savvy crown of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	sword of chilblains of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	Oprah's shellacked personal trainer's Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	sizzling Cloak of Dire Shadows of the brute of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	Jeselnik's Sword of Dark Omens of Tarzan of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	Annie Oakley's Shield of Icy Fate of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	ghostly mansplainer's thinker's strapping Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	inspector's aromatic crafty Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	hale wholesome shellacked Belt of Howling Anger	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	blue reassuring logging hatchet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
6011	friendly orc wrist	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6012	freshwater pearl necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
6013	knitted Oprah's orcish stud-finder	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
6014	padded screwing pooch	0		Damage Absorption: +20
6015	frozen electrified squat orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 12
6016	flattened polymerized orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
6017	flattened pressed quantum pulsating orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 24
6018	smooth backwoods screwdriver	4	awesome	
6019	Newton's loadstone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
6020	cyan energetic Claybender glasses of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
6021	Duskwalker fangs of horror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6022	squat Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	MacGyver's Whoompa Fur Pants of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	cool Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Moxie: +5
6025	magnetized Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 55
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	skewed Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	tumbling veiny dress pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	toasty badge of authority	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
6032	blinking prompt nasty motorcycle boots	0		Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6033	skewed nasty arcane researcher's stolen necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5
6034	skewed experienced troll britches of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	quantum olive vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 66
6036	mediocre ghostly cyan artisanal limoncello	4	decent	
6037	blue ginger ale	0		
6038	adequate jumbo incredible pizza	5	good	
6039	blurry fireproof oil cap of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	tumbling manspreader's MacGyver's oil lamp	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10
6041	mirror blurry oil slacks	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	oil pan of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
6043	upside-down skewed boid	0		
6044	bouncing woim	0		
6045	mirror Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	Sherlock's lard-coated Misty Cloak	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
6048	healthy slick Misty Robe	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20
6049	green padded Socratic Misty Cape of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	pulsating Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	big moldy Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	mediocre Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	oxidized ionized Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	huge The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	jittery Jim Carey's Meatcleaver of bravery	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	steel-toed Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	flame-wreathed Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	huge mansplainer's Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	twirling studded Crimbo tree flocker	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	wizardly Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	ghostly twirling sharp tin strip	0		
6065	teal wad of spider silk	0		
6066	red goblin collarbone	0		
6067	reassuring Truthsayer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	gray narrow loose blade	0		
6069	squat goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	cyan sword blade	0		
6071	wobbly teal Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	teal confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	modified energized haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	altered denatured warmed magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	ionized polarized corrupted 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	hand-crafted weak McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	rotten upside-down haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	haggis socks of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	narrow actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	skewed Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	jittery magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	resourceful Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	upside-down extremely unsafe Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	thinker's Microplushie: Bropane	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	flame-retardant Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	bouncing Microplushie: Gothochondria of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	maroon Microplushie: Raverdrine of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	mirror skewed steel-toed Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	spinning Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	blurry Microplushie: Dorkonide of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Herculean Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	pulsating Microplushie: Hipsterine of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	red gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	Thinknerd T-Shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	cyan homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	shaking Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	squat tumbling Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	up-at-dawn Ginsu&trade; of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	wobbly bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	squat bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	shaking zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	maroon zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	fuchsia jittery CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	fuchsia pulsating test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	huge abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	lousy watered-down Chinese beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	upside-down ghostly cyan cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	magnetized quadruple-frozen skewed green bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	teal Temple Grandin's weightlifter's novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	upside-down furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	gray nippy makeshift yakuza mask	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	olive piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	red battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	twirling bouncing nippy sage White Dragon Fang of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	chaotic butterfly knife	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	red tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	beefcake's weighted paperclip chain	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	Tesla rubber gloves	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	green Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	tasty gigantic tumbling roasted duck	10	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	stale small dead meat bun	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	brainy cat collar	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	dangerous Fonzie's suspicious-looking fedora	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	teal carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	normal carrot cake	3	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	mediocre high-proof red carrot claret	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	denatured bouncing upside-down carrot juice	1	decent	Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	huge pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	lightning-fast Byte of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	anger blaster of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	slick doubt cannon	0		Moxie: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	fear condenser of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	chilly regret hose	0		Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	pulsating Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	horrifying commodore's hat of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	knitted naval trousers	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	dance instructor's deck cannon of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	foul-smelling ornamental sextant	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	aromatic reassuring Bloodbath	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	weak lousy Hundred Headed IPA	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	decent immense enchanted chum	7	good	Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	energized crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 42
6172	adjusted bouncing candy crayons	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	pixel grappling hook of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6174	purple GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	skewed cosmic egg	0		
6177	twirling cosmic dough	0		
6178	spinning cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	twirling cosmic fruit	0		
6184	up-at-dawn grievous Jarlsberg's hat of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5
6185	fancy snack-sized bland consummate hard-boiled egg	2	decent	Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 5
6186	normal thick ghostly consummate fried egg	5	good	
6187	immense enchanted stale consummate egg salad	10	decent	Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 25
6188	stale consummate bagel	3	decent	
6189	stale consummate sliced bread	3	decent	
6190	flavorless huge consummate hot dog bun	8	decent	
6191	bland fancy upside-down consummate brownie	3	decent	Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 15
6192	rotten consummate toast	3	crappy	
6193	extra-dry hand-crafted cyan passable stout	5	EPIC	
6194	spoiled consummate soup	3	crappy	
6195	diet normal spinning consummate corn chips	1	good	
6196	normal pulsating consummate salad	3	good	
6197	bland consummate salsa	4	decent	
6198	toothsome bouncing consummate sauerkraut	4	awesome	
6199	normal wobbly consummate cheese slice	4	good	
6200	decent massive jittery consummate melted cheese	6	good	
6201	rotten consummate bacon	3	crappy	
6202	small bland consummate meatloaf	2	decent	
6203	thick toothsome teal consummate steak	5	awesome	
6204	spoiled small twirling consummate cuts	2	crappy	
6205	gigantic rotten consummate frankfurter	9	crappy	
6206	rotten consummate french fries	3	crappy	
6207	super-sized rotten consummate baked potato	5	crappy	
6208	acceptable blurry skewed acceptable vodka	3	good	
6209	immense bland consummate ice cream	9	decent	
6210	huge yummy consummate whipped cream	10	awesome	
6211	spoiled consummate cream	3	crappy	
6212	flavorless consummate strawberries	3	decent	
6213	spoiled consummate sorbet	3	crappy	
6214	weak lousy ghostly adequate rum	2	decent	
6215	acceptable twirling mediocre lager	3	good	
6216	delicious immaculate grilled cheese	3	awesome	
6217	low-calorie flavorless immaculate ice cream sandwich	1	decent	
6218	moldy super-sized immaculate hot dog	5	crappy	
6219	spoiled pulsating immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	crappy	
6220	bland pulsating perfect sandwich	4	decent	
6221	spoiled miniature perfect chef salad	2	crappy	
6222	snack-sized rotten perfect breakfast	2	crappy	
6223	spoiled sublime deluxe hot dog	3	crappy	
6224	small stale sublime stew	2	decent	
6225	yummy jumbo blurry sublime nachos	5	awesome	
6226	moldy Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	crappy	
6227	special spoiled Loaded Baked Potato	3	crappy	Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 30
6228	jumbo rotten lime green Omega Sundae	5	crappy	
6229	perfectly mixed high-proof teal Das Sauerlager	10	EPIC	
6230	weak aged blurry Bologna Lambic	2	awesome	
6231	watered-down drinkable Vodka Dog	2	good	
6232	high-proof mediocre Disappointed Russian	6	decent	
6233	perfectly mixed upside-down Chunky Mary	4	EPIC	
6234	special bad jittery Nachojito	3	decent	Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 45
6235	weak lousy Le Roi	2	decent	
6236	weak mediocre Over Easy Rider	2	decent	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	irradiated squat cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 65
6240	chilled triple-liquefied narrow Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 18
6241	moist extra-pressed ghostly censored can label	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 44
6242	magnetized diffused adjusted ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 61
6243	electrified Vulcanized the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 53
6244	Vulcanized altered cat's paw	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 45
6245	altered super-Vulcanized colloidal spinning ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 57
6246	irradiated cold-filtered pulsating olive demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 23
6247	colloidal non-activated squat blurry clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 38
6248	triple-irradiated electrified lime green gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 39
6249	skewed dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	manspreader's razor-sharp experienced wizardly numberwang of the brute of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: 30, Single Equip
6251	non-improved adjusted diffused scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	moist wobbly scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	wobbly Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	shaking pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	ribald steel-toed Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	bouncing horrifying foul-smelling beefy strapping Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Muscle: 15, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	family-friendly steel-toed shellacked Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Damage Reduction: 16, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	nasty thinker's Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the empath	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	family-friendly sizzling dangerous Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	Lo Pan's Rosewater's Staff of the All-Steak of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	greasy educational Staff of Fruit Salad of the storm	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	narrow educational smartaleck's Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	tiny tasty jittery grain of protein powder	1	awesome	
6268	chilled pec oil	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 42
6269	executive gym membership card	0		Meat Drop: +40
6270	moist red Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 27
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	Fonzie's penguin keychain of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1
6273	polymerized aerosolized O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 61
6274	drinkable open sauce	3	good	
6275	wobbly miser's chilly turkey leg	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
6276	weak bad Ye Olde Meade	2	decent	
6277	quadruple-unsweetened galvanized Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 34
6278	upside-down Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	pewter claymore of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
6280	educational artisanal rice peeler	0		Experience: +1
6281	small moldy tumbling heirloom grape tomato	2	crappy	
6282	shaking ghostly blurry chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	fuchsia brown felt tophat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	wobbly family-friendly cool Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	Sherlock's Socratic Mark II Steam-Hat of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	grievous Mark III Steam-Hat of the scaredy-cat of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	MacGyver's Rosewater's Mark IV Steam-Hat of Calamity Jane of Gandalf of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	coward's energetic slick Mark V Steam-Hat of extreme caution of the early riser	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -45, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	smartaleck's supercool punk rock jacket	0		Moxie Percent: 50
6292	cyan lightning-fast Da Vinci's safety pin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +40
6293	rotten jumbo stolen sushi	5	crappy	
6294	pulsating very overdue library book	0		
6295	spinning drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	ghostly cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	altered ionized anodized Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 14
6301	irradiated aerosolized adjusted fuchsia possibility potion	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 23
6302	twirling eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	blurry ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	executive miser's ruddy educational cool Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: 50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	Sherlock's censurious Van der Graaf hale supercool Jarlsberg's pan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	dry celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	frozen activated improved celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	ionized colloidal celestial au jus	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	corrupted quadruple-denatured blue celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	beefcake's Uncle Buck	0		Muscle: +25, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	shaking damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	tumbling perfumed resourceful SCUBA tank	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater
6316	wicked razor-sharp deep six-shooter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +5
6317	fuchsia Temple Grandin's Fonzie's sea chaps	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	upside-down lion tamer's fortified smooth sea holster	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
6319	irradiated shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 37
6320	long-forgotten necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
6321	pearl	0		
6322	spinning sea lace	0		
6323	squat sizzling padded jam band of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6324	blue occult savvy beefy aquamariner's ring	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
6325	lightning-fast perfumed chaotic aquamariner's necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6326	sinister Socratic pearl diver's ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6327	spinning dog trainer's pearl diver's necklace of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6328	twirling sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	lightning-fast inspector's lard-coated cozy scimitar	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Breakable
6333	yellow mirror Lo Pan's smooth Staff of the Cozy Fish of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Breakable
6334	huge miser's padded sage cozy bazooka	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Breakable
6335	Fonzie's experienced sea mantle	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1
6336	squat clever ruddy sea shawl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	scorching beefy sea cape	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	thinker's muddy pirate hat of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	horrifying floral-print skirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	skewed ruddy occult spectral axe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6342	Socratic super-strong air freshener of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15
6343	flattened improved Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 45
6344	blurry Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	altered magnetized skewed tumbling Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 21
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	triple-denatured alkaline jittery Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 32
6348	squat supercharged Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	double-paned Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	shaking blurry vibrating Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	supercharged Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
6352	cool Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +50
6353	ghostly Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	oxidized cold-filtered bouncing Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 39
6355	magnetized cyan Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 66
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	Usain Bolt's Mer-kin begsign	0		Initiative: +80, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	improved dry narrow pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	dry magnetized concentrated wobbly pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	diffused pressed fuchsia pulsating pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	ionized improved pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	liquefied polymerized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	wet ghostly twirling pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	irradiated boiled upside-down pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	narrow gray lump of clay	0		
6370	purple twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	perfectly mixed watered-down wobbly can of the cheapest beer	2	EPIC	
6372	high-proof delicious squat bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	7	awesome	
6373	tolerable single swig of vodka	4	good	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	nasty testy toolbox	0		Stench Damage: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	altered twirling ph balancer	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 25
6381	vacuum-sealed mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 24
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	yellow root beer	1	awesome	
6384	blurry jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	shaking balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	diffused extra-modified quadruple-denatured blinking Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 31
6390	unsweetened Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 26
6391	triple-modified energized gray Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 62
6392	coward's scale-mail underwear of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	denatured flattened twirling comb jelly	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 15
6394	huge lime green mirror anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	wobbly wobbly Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	magnetized upside-down Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 26
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	adjusted double-tarnished mirror tear	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 67
6402	extra-oxidized frozen quantum huge jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 49
6403	ionized huge narrow grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 57
6404	liquefied blue bouncing violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 29
6405	double-alkaline huge worst candy	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 54
6406	nitrogenated fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 16
6407	lard-coated clever energetic Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	purple Star Spawn	0		
6410	pulsating bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	blinking KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	yummy small flavorless gruel	2	awesome	
6416	miniature stale mana curds	2	decent	
6417	jittery twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	adjusted energized ghostly moth dust	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 38
6420	deionized moist glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 35
6421	ghostly tonic djinn	0		
6422	moldy vampire chowder	4	crappy	
6423	blinking Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	jittery Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	skewed Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	miniature tasty Dreadsylvanian stew	2	awesome	
6427	delicious pulsating Dreadsylvanian	4	awesome	
6428	magnetized Vulcanized yellow Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 61
6429	polarized boiled Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 23
6430	clever supercharged dreadful fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	censurious dreadful sweater	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	olive dreadful glove of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	huge Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	purple Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	tumbling Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	fuchsia Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	Tesla clever Sinatra's Covers-Your-Head	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	fortified slick Drapes-You-Regally of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	squat rosewater-soaked curative Warms-Your-Tush of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	stanky deadly Helps-You-Sleep	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Blind
6444	friendly forbidden Quiets-Your-Steps of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6445	dance instructor's boxer's Protects-Your-Junk	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
6446	irresponsibly strong artisanal tumbling Gets-You-Drunk	10	EPIC	
6447	asbestos-lined smooth Great Wolf's headband of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	Van der Graaf Great Wolf's left paw of wisdom of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	blinking inspector's resourceful grievous Great Wolf's right paw	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	tumbling Sinatra's Da Vinci's Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	red miser's Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the overflowing toilet of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	irradiated Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 61
6454	blinking auspicious shellacked Herculean zombie mariachi hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	spinning razor-sharp zombie accordion of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	squat inspector's sharpshooter's zombie mariachi pants of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	horrifying sinister groovy HOA regulation book	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
6458	careful Newton's stylish HOA zombie eyes	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
6459	pulsating HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	jittery nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	friendly sinister brainy Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	blurry prompt Tesla Mayor Ghost's cloak of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	resourceful stylish Mayor Ghost's khakis of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	fortified Mayor Ghost's gavel of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	crafty Mayor Ghost's sash of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6467	skewed Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	decent maroon ghost pepper	3	good	
6469	coward's strapping Thunkula's drinking cap of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -35, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	tumbling frosty Van der Graaf Drunkula's cape of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	maroon gravedigger's Drunkula's silky pants of the wise owl of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	red prompt vibrating savvy Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	experienced Drunkula's wineglass	0		Experience: +2
6475	smooth bottle of Bloodweiser	3	awesome	
6476	greasy stanky foul-smelling Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	sizzling Annie Oakley's supercharged Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	sizzling padded Newton's Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	jittery blinking up-at-dawn Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed rosy-cheeked wholesome occult Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: 40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +5
6480	smartaleck's Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Thorns: 1
6481	avaricious rosewater-soaked Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30
6482	rosewater-soaked steel-toed Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
6483	Kool-Aid	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	wobbly bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	flavorless miniature shaking Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2	decent	
6489	bouncing fuchsia music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	green twirling tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	squat complicated lock impression	0		
6494	red replica key	0		
6495	Jim Carey's Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Monster Level: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	bad squat bloody kiwitini	3	decent	
6499	wobbly moon-amber	0		
6500	teal polished moon-amber	0		
6501	vibrating experienced stylish moon-amber necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	shaking ghost pencil	0		
6504	skewed prompt knitted banded hangman's hood	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3
6505	Herculean ring finger ring of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	skewed cool iron ingot	0		
6508	Jack Frost's dangerous cool iron helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	scorching cool iron breastplate of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
6510	asbestos-lined cool iron greaves of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	executive MacGyver's ghost shawl	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +40
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	lard-coated warm fur	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6514	blinking mirror hardened snowstick	0		Damage Reduction: 3
6515	wool eerie fetish	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6516	practically non-alcoholic delicious blinking stinkwater	1	awesome	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	tiny bland squat accidental mutton	1	decent	
6519	jittery frosty nippy drafty drawers	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	dog trainer's Jim Carey's wolfskull mask	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	manspreader's guts necklace	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
6522	careful groping claw of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -10, Candy Drop: +100
6523	wobbly shellacked vengeful spirit	0		Damage Reduction: 7
6524	BOOtonniere of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
6525	corrupted ghost thread	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 55
6526	skewed fuchsia savvy bag of unfinished business of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20
6527	maroon hardy beefcake's transparent pants	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	Annie Oakley's hothammer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
6529	practically non-alcoholic tolerable pulsating Thriller Ice	1	good	
6530	hardy grandfather watch	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	avaricious lard-coated spyglass	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
6533	perfumed vial of hot blood	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6534	strapping remorseless knife	0		Muscle: +5
6535	stylish intimidating coiffure	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	lightning-fast electrified cod cape	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6537	stale blood sausage	4	decent	
6538	up-at-dawn sage frying brainpan	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +5
6539	greasy ball and chain of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6540	greasy dry bone	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6541	maroon Fonzie's tailbone shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Thorns: 1
6542	teal friendly tonguebone	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6543	blinking bouncing clever vibrating pogo stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
6545	spinning prompt chaotic occult weedy skirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	smelly pants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	upside-down Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	red cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	skewed huge cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	ionized phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 35
6557	alkaline phial of coldness	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 69
6558	non-warmed quantum fuchsia phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 54
6559	triple-moist jittery phial of stench	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 35
6560	galvanized adjusted lime green phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 25
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	wobbly mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	rock-hard hand of Mr. Cards	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	spoiled skewed blinking Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	4	crappy	
6565	special spoiled Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 25
6566	flavorless blinking Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	
6567	normal Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	4	good	
6568	fancy spoiled immense skewed Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	8	crappy	Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 10
6569	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1	good	
6570	mediocre enchanted narrow Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	decent	Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 40
6571	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian grimlet	6	EPIC	
6572	weak fancy hand-crafted wobbly blinking Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 5
6573	acceptable fuchsia tumbling Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	good	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	twirling clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	maroon stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	mirror Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	skewed length of fuse	0		
6581	blurry dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	red squat vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	Oprah's hot dog wrapper	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
6585	chaotic experienced debonair deboner	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +10
6586	pickled electrified blinking teal chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 31
6587	Lo Pan's jar of frostigkraut	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Damage Aura: 1
6588	squat ghostly wizardly gnawed-up dog bone of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
6589	Oprah's Grey Guanon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Damage Aura: 1
6590	jittery narrow healthy arcane researcher's Engorged Sausages and You	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5
6591	weak tolerable dream of a dog	2	good	
6592	maroon forbidden Socratic optimal spreadsheet of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	cyan squat hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	compressed huge epic cluster	1	decent	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	huge clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	twirling clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	tumbling clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed twirling Cold One	1	???	
6616	bland spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	fuchsia folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	huge folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	teal twirling folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	pulsating folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	twirling folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	cyan folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	pulsating folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	mirror folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	olive folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	blurry folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	nippy energetic slide rule	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10
6649	denatured tarnished Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 30
6650	mirror Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	smooth tumbling stepmom's booze	4	awesome	
6653	ghostly surgical tape	0		
6654	Rosewater's band T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
6655	irresponsibly strong artisanal fountain 'soda'	7	EPIC	
6656	shaking illegal firecracker	0		
6657	clever stiffened pickelhaube	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	deionized hair oil	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 69
6659	extra-energized triple-corrupted scrap	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 15
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	resourceful cool Staff of the Lunch Lady of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +5
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	wholesome wizardly deathchucks	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	squat modeling claymore	0		
6670	maroon clay homunculus	0		
6671	modified bouncing sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 45
6672	ghostly grains of salt	0		
6673	spinning skewed yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	liquefied upside-down superwater	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 57
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	executive Yearbook Club Camera	0		Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	frightening machete	0		Spooky Damage: +5
6680	mediocre Cursed Punch	4	decent	
6681	triple-distilled lousy Bowl of Scorpions	6	decent	
6682	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Fog Murderer	1	good	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	Da Vinci's surgical mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	half-size scalpel of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	strapping surgical apron	0		Muscle: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	brawny bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	huge McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	squat McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	blurry bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	green blinking crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	special huge imitation White Russian	1	awesome	Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 35
6704	auspicious medical-grade short-handled mop	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6705	bland jungle floor wax	4	decent	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	triple-tarnished corrupted colorful toad	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 36
6708	skewed crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	blurry flame-retardant Annie Oakley's pygmy briefs	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	shaking adder	0		
6714	blinking short calculator	0		
6715	frosty sphygmomanometer of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6716	extra-Vulcanized chilled fuchsia bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 25
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	pulsating supercharged compression stocking of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
6719	sharpshooter's therapeutic midriff scrubs	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6720	liquefied deionized twirling pill cup	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 24
6721	skewed sinister thinker's water bottle of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	concentrated mirror pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 46
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	decent squat exotic jungle fruit	3	good	
6725	pulsating Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	tumbling dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	twirling narrow ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	wobbly UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	cyan claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	ghostly cigar sign	0		
6735	mirror junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	warmed wobbly bent scrap	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 30
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	curative junk band	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6743	Jim Carey's junk trunks	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	junk-mail shirt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
6745	bland skewed junk food	4	decent	
6746	drinkable ghostly junk yard	4	good	
6747	friendly razor-sharp swordzall	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3
6748	yellow fireproof arm buzzer	0		Hot Resistance: +3
6749	supercool boilgun of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	pulsating packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	upside-down handful of barley	0		
6753	gray cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	smooth lime green can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	drinkable weak can of Drooling Monk	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	lousy practically non-alcoholic olive can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	spirit-forward hand-crafted squat bottle of Old Pugilist	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	delicious bottle of Professor Beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	delicious weak spinning bottle of Rapier Witbier	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	aged bottle of Race Car Red	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	acceptable enchanted ghostly bottle of Greedy Dog	3	good	Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	delicious bottle of Lambada Lambic	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	wobbly huge coward's dance instructor's tin tam of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	frozen skewed blurry tin cup	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	wobbly scandalous banded tin foil of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	toasty wizardly tin drum of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	blue tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	jittery tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	triple-frozen foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 53
6777	ionized chilled spinning seal sweat	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 60
6778	moist diffused tumbling upside-down twirling boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 27
6779	olive crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	skewed maroon perfumed knitted studded sealhide shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5
6781	lime green savvy scabrous seal epaulets of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6782	purple abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	wobbly horrifying educational seal medal of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6784	upside-down deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	olive flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	blurry mirror purple broken beer bottle	0		
6791	blinking fuchsia sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	wobbly soap knife	0		
6795	Vulcanized pulsating disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 49
6796	vacuum-sealed improved disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 41
6797	modified cyan disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 31
6798	ionized disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 57
6799	polarized enhanced twirling lime green disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 40
6800	pickled disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 55
6801	enhanced chilled disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 22
6802	tarnished disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 56
6803	activated ionized frozen disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
6804	non-concentrated disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 42
6805	alkaline moist lime green spinning disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 52
6806	denatured blue disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 41
6807	fireproof groovy The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	spinning Jeselnik's beer-battered accordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	gray banded baritone accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	red horrifying mama's squeezebox	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	guancertina of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	bouncing clever accordion file	0		Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	accord ion of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	dance instructor's bone bandoneon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	grievous pentatonic accordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	Newton's non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	nippy clever Accordion of Jordion	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	autocalliope of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	executive accordionoid rocca	0		Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	perfumed pygmy concertinette	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	careful curative ghost accordion	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	red baleful peace accordion	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	nasty educational alarm accordion	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	rosewater-soaked frightening brainy All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	quilted KoL Con X Treasure Map of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5
6828	drinkable discocktail	3	good	
6829	aromatic KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Stench Resistance: +1
6830	shaking aromatic Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Stench Resistance: +1
6831	nitrogenated deionized wet narrow tumbling Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 35
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	extra-wet quadruple-activated liquefied bouncing Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 29
6834	flattened pressed box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 69
6835	concentrated tarnished fuchsia shaking bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 42
6836	nitrogenated PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 11
6837	oxidized huge purple Swizzler	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 58
6838	polymerized double-tarnished Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 40
6839	dry jam	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 13
6840	quantum unsweetened Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 38
6841	concentrated 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 59
6842	wet upside-down gray vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 58
6843	flattened bone bons	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 11
6844	activated ironic mint	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 27
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	security flashlight of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
6849	super-nitrogenated dry adjusted olive wobbly mirror Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 41
6850	manspreader's energetic brainy sturdy cane	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
6851	skewed bouncing huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	fuchsia Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	blinking carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	jittery nippy Bal-musette accordion	0		Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	Cajun accordion of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	squat rosewater-soaked quirky accordion	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	auspicious grievous Skipper's accordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	mirror horrifying toasty hale Rosewater's Pantsgiving	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	spoiled tumbling can of sardines	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	yummy massive high-calorie sugar substitute	7	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	diet normal pat of butter	1	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	big moldy dinner roll	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	thick moldy blurry mashed potatoes	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	diet flavorless whole turkey leg	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	rotten deviled egg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	liquefied huge finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	activated lime green dented spoon	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	ionized extra-deionized teal love note	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	skewed bouncing school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	improved nail file	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	modified candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	activated unsweetened squat pulsating post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	wobbly dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	huge pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	huge pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	bouncing foul-smelling supercharged rock-hard bowl of petunias of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	gravedigger's smelly power sock of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	bouncing studded groovy wool sock of the ox of dire peril	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	toasty Oprah's moustache sock of chilblains of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	pickled red tumbling spirit gum	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 45
6886	blurry olive spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	narrow spirit blanket	0		
6890	skewed spirit bed	0		
6891	ribald frightening stanky spirit bell	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	frozen nitrogenated polarized bouncing spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	frozen pickled shaking freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	moist enhanced jittery blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	ionized quantum handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	warmed concentrated skewed tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	improved upside-down Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	blurry Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	squat experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	Tesla Herculean flask flops	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6903	pressed irradiated nuts	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	Vulcanized upside-down bolts	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	rotten gingerbread robot	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	huge flavorless petit 4.1	8	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	decent pulsating nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	ghostly ribald plastic GORM-8	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	pulsating prompt plastic warbear	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	maroon slick plastic Toybot	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	blurry sage plastic warbear fortress	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	huge knitted Sinatra's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	cyan warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	spinning smelly studded forbidden warbear hoverbelt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	deionized improved warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	Vulcanized double-frozen mirror blurry warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	improved warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	decent huge pulsating warbear feasting bread	10	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	yummy snack-sized warbear warrior bread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	flavorless fancy warbear thermoregulator bread	3	decent	Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	mediocre spinning warbear feasting mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	enchanted bad fortified warbear bearserker mead	5	decent	Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	weak smooth warbear blizzard mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	blinking dog trainer's smartaleck's warbear plain fedora of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	dangerous warbear feathered fedora	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	up-at-dawn avaricious savvy warbear fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	ribald toasty Rosewater's warbear plain helm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	wobbly green weightlifter's warbear spiked helm	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	dog trainer's supercool warbear electro-spiked helm of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	coward's sinister sage warbear plain ushanka	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	blurry censurious warbear lined ushanka	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	Sherlock's scorching MacGyver's warbear heated ushanka	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	jittery strapping warbear party pants of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	warbear ceremonial party pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	asbestos-lined MacGyver's warbear high festival pants of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	jittery avaricious double-paned wizardly warbear battle greaves	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	warbear officer greaves of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	skewed wobbly rosewater-soaked Jim Carey's warbear bearserker greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	spinning educational beefcake's warbear johns of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	Jack Frost's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	lightning-fast inspector's warbear johns of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	spinning warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	rosy-cheeked quilted warbear goggles of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	razor-sharp warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	blinking gray executive Jack Frost's stiffened warbear polarized goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	olive greedy Da Vinci's warbear laser bowtie of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	nasty warbear plasma bowtie	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	gravedigger's medical-grade forbidden warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	toasty extremely unsafe warbear warscarf of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	foul-smelling warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	Rosewater's warbear warscarf of terror of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: 60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	upside-down warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	scorching warbear foil hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	mirror warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	hardened warbear oil pan of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	squat warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	wicked warbear exhaust manifold	0		Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	skewed warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	gray warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	red warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	blinking warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	gray blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	bouncing avaricious die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	tumbling steel-toed die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	banded die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	cool die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	weightlifter's die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	wobbly scorching die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	twirling deadly die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	wobbly Van der Graaf die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	Samson's die-cast factory worker elf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	studded die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	cyan skewed Da Vinci's die-cast middle-management elf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	strapping die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	shaking lime green greedy die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	experienced die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	rosewater-soaked die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	executive asbestos-lined die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	Sinatra's die-cast turtle mech	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	grievous die-cast Swiss hen	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	die-cast killing bird of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	rosy-cheeked die-cast ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	padded die-cast goose a-laying	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	die-cast swarm a-swarming of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	wizardly die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	Jim Carey's die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	auspicious die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	blinking lightning-fast Annie Oakley's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	spinning Jack Frost's die-cast Father Crimborg of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	twirling cyan hardened stylish die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	shaking foul-smelling Temple Grandin's die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	extremely unsafe Sinatra's die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	blurry The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	warmed narrow Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	mixed jittery handful of Smithereens	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	bland Every Day is Like This Sundae	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	immense spoiled Miserable Pie	7	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	bland diet This Charming Flan	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	triple-distilled bad Irish Coffee, English Heart	9	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	watered-down bad ghostly mirror Strikes Again Bigmouth	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	weak smooth squat Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	squat Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	pulsating Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	twirling foul-smelling forbidden dangerous beefcake's Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	bouncing twirling vibrating fortified boxer's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	medical-grade Herculean experienced boxer's Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	clever ruddy occult A Light that Never Goes Out of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	manspreader's savvy cool brainy Half a Purse	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	lightning-fast grievous Hairpiece On Fire of Leguizamo of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	pulsating flame-retardant wool educational Vicar's Tutu of terror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	gray executive smartaleck's Hand in Glove of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: 90, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	scorching therapeutic Meat Tenderizer is Murder of terror	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	Lo Pan's veiny wicked Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	mirror chaotic forbidden Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	frosty Rosewater's Saucepanic of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	blinking greedy scandalous Frankly Mr. Shank of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	prompt zippy Fonzie's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	stanky third-hand lantern	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	fancy decent narrow pickled egg	3	good	Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 35
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	awesome	
7034	pulsating blue warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	cyan warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	flattened super-nitrogenated warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	ghostly teal warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	jittery warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	diffused glass slipper	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	boiled antimatter wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	tarnished deionized green warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	double-Vulcanized energized warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	aerosolized warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	normal warbear gyro	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	galvanized recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	adequate bouncing breakfast mess	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	spoiled immense breakfast miracle	6	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	polymerized nitrogenated aerosolized wobbly Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	blurry warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	squat praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	powdered grim fairy tale	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	concentrated improved modified single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	aerosolized dry upside-down single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 32
7069	bouncing mirror Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	spoiled massive snow berries	8	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	toothsome ice harvest	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	activated dry bouncing frost flower	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	triple-flattened quadruple-pickled teal snow cleats	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	improved twirling liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	mirror snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	toothsome snack-sized snow crab	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	lousy practically non-alcoholic Ice Island Long Tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	teal unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	narrow blue snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	snow mobile of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	huge auspicious ice bucket	0		Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	red double-paned greasy snow shovel	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	lightning-fast aromatic strapping bod-ice	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	scorching lion tamer's razor-sharp brawny snow belt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	green groovy ice nine of the blizzard of terror of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	drinkable En Una Fila Tequila	3	good	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	decent	
7092	bouncing up-at-dawn double-paned warbear dress helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	bouncing hardy baleful warbear dress bracers	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	stanky nasty warbear dress greaves	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	up-at-dawn sweatband of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	pulsating wicked gym shorts of terror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	aromatic wool ankleweights	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	knitted Jeselnik's smelly razor-sharp sweat socks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	spinning pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	pickled Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	tumbling pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	double-energized powder	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	spinning Rosewater's licorice whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	bad practically non-alcoholic skewed snakebite	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	rosy-cheeked candy stick of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	flavorless pecan	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	adequate huge pecan pie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	squat chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	flavorless small candy mountain oyster	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	lousy enchanted chocotini	3	decent	Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	skewed auspicious toasty Sinatra's chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	rotten snack-sized candy carrot	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	delicious immense tumbling candy carrot cake	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	wobbly Jack Frost's sharpshooter's carrot-on-a-stick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	aromatic strapping weasel stomping pants	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	flavorless mulberry	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	lousy triple-distilled mulled berry wine	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	mirror fuchsia lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	olive lemon party hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	fortified lemon shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	stylish lemon drop trousers	0		Moxie: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	aerosolized lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	Oprah's medical-grade gummi sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	ionized dry skewed jittery small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	jittery miser's chocolate cow bone	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	modified gummi fang	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	flavorless leftover canap&eacute;s	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	artisanal magnum of champagne	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	fuchsia up-at-dawn flame-wreathed ruddy cow creamer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	ionized polymerized Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	blurry up-at-dawn wolf whistle of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	tasty squat witch's bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	oxidized anodized witch's brew	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	resourceful wicked witch's bra of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	enchanted boozy hand-crafted mid-level medieval mead	5	EPIC	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	galvanized dry R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	green pulsating spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	pressed red hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	double-activated oxidized hare brush	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	hare pin of Leguizamo of courage	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	huge odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	flavorless super-sized cinnamon cannoli	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	weak enchanted acceptable expensive champagne	2	good	Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	ionized boiled anodized polo trophy	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	upside-down rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	bouncing ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	shaking crafty healthy weightlifter's fire hose	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	spoiled tumbling fireman's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	purple Newton's Socratic slick plain paper hat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): 4, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	rotten huge ice cream sandwich	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	jittery ruddy &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	normal plumber's lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	ribald energetic personal trainer's skull gearshift knob	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	flavorless tiny nachos of the night	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	scorching nippy medical-grade Sketcherz&trade;	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	small spoiled can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	irradiated mirror smudge stick	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	alkaline corrupted quantum wall	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	perfectly mixed tankard of ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	triple-oxidized lime green scroll case	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	adjusted jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	upside-down juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	upside-down crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	rotten humble pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	spinning gray jittery small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	extra-anodized ghostly tumbling crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 37
7178	tumbling Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	shaking pulsating The First Pizza	0		
7180	cyan narrow The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	spinning Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	tolerable jittery unnamed cocktail	3	good	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	blinking unrequired jacket of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
7190	clever tommy gun	0		Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	jittery gray drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	shaking shaking throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	jittery throwing fork	0		
7195	healthy breadchucks of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	grievous combat fan	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7198	Annie Oakley's personal trainer's silk skirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	fuchsia Buddy Bjorn of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	family-friendly personal trainer's The Nuge's favorite crossbow of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7202	decent sweet roll Alabama	3	good	
7203	jittery padded Saturday Night Special	0		Damage Absorption: +20
7204	blurry bouncing lynyrd snare	0		
7205	pulsating padded fleetwood chain	0		Damage Absorption: +20
7206	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Green Manalishi	7	EPIC	
7207	purple narrow careful blade	0		Monster Level: -10
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	decent	
7210	Vulcanized moist yellow eagle feather	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 11
7211	unsweetened ghostly narrow skewed one pill	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 44
7212	blurry veiny Jefferson wings	0		Maximum HP: +10
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	tiny bland fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1	decent	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	Da Vinci's lynyrdskin cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	sinister lynyrdskin tunic	0		Spell Damage: +10
7219	clever lynyrdskin breeches	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	watered-down hand-crafted cyan Flamin' Whatshisname	2	EPIC	
7223	oxidized alkaline lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 61
7224	sizzling rock-hard Kashmir sweater	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +10
7225	massive moldy shaking custard pie	9	crappy	
7226	blinking tea for one	1	awesome	
7227	watered-down acceptable teal bottle of Evermore	2	good	
7228	squat box	0		
7229	watered-down bad pulsating wine	2	decent	
7230	distilled drinkable rum	5	good	
7231	artisanal Murderer's Punch	3	EPIC	
7232	jumbo decent velvet cake	5	good	
7233	altered concentrated upside-down letter	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 54
7234	vibrating wizardly book	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10
7235	masque of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7236	blinking Oprah's red-hot poker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
7237	banded Red X Shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100
7238	hardy badge of horror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7239	sharpshooter's stiffened shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +10
7240	spinning lard-coated dangerous coat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7241	lightning-fast double-paned shoe	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
7242	blinking blinking button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	triple-electrified blue skewed blood cells	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 36
7245	oxidized eye	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 28
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	wobbly maroon extremely unsafe Red Fox glove of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	unsweetened red tumbling foxglove	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 35
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	Lo Pan's thinker's Sneaky Pete's jacket of the dark arts of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	spinning jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	high-proof perfectly mixed special mini-martini	8	EPIC	Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 45
7256	pulsating smoke grenade	0		
7257	compressed narrow molotov soda	1	decent	Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 30
7258	corrupted pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 62
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	squat firebomb	0		
7261	reassuring toasty Sneaky Pete's basket of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	squat photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	blue disposable instant camera	0		
7267	miser's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of Leguizamo of the empath	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	thinker's plastic Professor What	0		Mysticality: +10
7273	flame-wreathed plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
7274	Newton's plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
7275	upside-down weightlifter's plastic Gary Claybender	0		Muscle: +15
7276	nasty plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Stench Damage: +5
7277	cold-filtered spinning robot grease	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 63
7278	blinking returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	electrified double-improved tumbling wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 64
7280	anodized pulsating upside-down wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 18
7281	double-deionized cyan wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 42
7282	non-galvanized activated tumbling fuchsia wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 28
7283	magnetized wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 35
7284	reassuring hardy crying statue earrings	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	scorching plastic Duskwalker necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	smelly curative plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	ghostly bouncing knitted Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	huge nasty Space Tourist palmdoctor of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	tumbling Oprah's beefcake's amok putter of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20
7290	rotten pulsating amok pudding	3	crappy	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	blue putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	warmed nitrogenated improved purple jittery can of V-11	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	fireproof supercool elevennis shoes	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	foul-smelling elevenderizing hammer of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	fortified Professor What T-Shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	wobbly pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	pulsating Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	bouncing Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	maroon Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	double-moist double-quantum warmed upside-down eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 57
7309	polarized shaking rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 24
7310	super-chilled lime green bronzer	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 47
7311	lion tamer's Annie Oakley's elegant nightstick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	spinning jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	lightning-fast arcane researcher's ghost of a necklace of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +40
7319	jittery pulsating Elizabeth's Dollie of extreme caution of doom	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7320	aerosolized narrow ghostly jittery Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 26
7321	twirling teal blinking family-friendly greasy Stephen's lab coat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7322	alkaline polarized jittery Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 48
7323	groovy brainy Jacob's rung	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10
7324	dried blue battery	1		
7325	watered-down hand-crafted snakebite	2	EPIC	
7326	pulsating spinning ruddy rubber ribcage of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40
7327	denatured narrow blurry synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 45
7328	cold-filtered altered funny bone	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 50
7329	toasty half-melted spoon of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
7330	pickled skewed the funk	1		
7331	half-sized moldy gunky chicken	2	crappy	
7332	rock-hard doll head	0		Damage Reduction: 5
7333	mirror droopy doll eye	0		
7334	spinning voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	pulsating brainy paddle-ball of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
7336	flattened sound effects record	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 17
7337	shaking alphabet block	0		
7338	energized bouncing pulsating dancer	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	Jim Carey's moose antlers	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	irradiated quantum maroon moose thought	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 55
7342	bland moose chocolate	4	decent	
7343	watered-down mediocre painting of a glass of wine	2	decent	
7344	wobbly maroon oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	chaotic supercharged ghost toga	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10
7348	miniature bland jittery sheet cake	2	decent	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	ribald lion tamer's Staff of the Electric Range of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10
7352	enchanted normal deluxe layer cake	3	good	Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 45
7353	green chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	fortified lousy red-hot boilermaker	5	decent	
7355	skewed wobbly fireproof coal shovel	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	aerosolized dry hot coal	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 35
7357	modified triple-moist coal dust	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 44
7358	twirling lion tamer's razor-sharp Bram's choker of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
7359	tumbling plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	plaid pocket square of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
7362	toasty boxer's plaid skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	flattened pickled ghostly bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 42
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	corrupted red fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 37
7366	perfectly mixed jittery bottle of laundry sherry	3	EPIC	
7367	modified industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 36, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	rotten extra-flat panini	3	crappy	
7369	quantum mangled finger	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 50
7370	hand-crafted Psychotic Train wine	4	EPIC	
7371	lime green crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	decent half-sized pie man was not meant to eat	2	good	
7373	smartaleck's sommelier's towel	0		Moxie Percent: +30
7374	brainy tarnished tastevin	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
7375	bland half-sized actual tapas	2	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	bouncing ghast iron cleaver of the wise owl of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
7378	purple up-at-dawn rosy-cheeked ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	greasy stiffened ghast iron heater shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7380	narrow miser's ghast iron codpiece of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	flame-wreathed Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
7382	spinning Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	blinking DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	altered improved purple Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	frozen irradiated non-denatured pulsating Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	tarnished anodized Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	energized flattened boiled Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	irradiated extra-frozen Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	cold-filtered deionized Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	galvanized Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	liquefied aerosolized maroon jittery twirling Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	non-ionized Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	oxidized skewed Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	irradiated Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	activated activated squat Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	altered altered maroon squat Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	colloidal Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	pressed vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	galvanized galvanized mirror shaking Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	polarized wobbly Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	oxidized Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	extra-wet Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	pickled blurry Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	extra-adjusted diffused gray blinking Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	upside-down huge Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	blinking Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	jittery Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	yellow Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	pulsating Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	upside-down Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	twirling Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	teal pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	blinking bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	teal jittery Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	concentrated modified sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	nitrogenated narrow skewed Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	non-boiled Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	alkaline super-pickled Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	oxidized unsweetened Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	polarized twirling teal Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	frozen improved Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	altered Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	stale immense gray Beefy Crunch Pastaco	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	toothsome Brain Food Pastaco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	flavorless miniature twirling Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	bite-sized bland red Medical Pastaco	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	adequate Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	rotten pulsating Ludovico Pastaco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	mediocre practically non-alcoholic spinning overpowering mushroom wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	tolerable complex mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	lousy lime green smooth mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	mediocre blood-red mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	lousy practically non-alcoholic narrow buzzing mushroom wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	high-proof hand-crafted swirling mushroom wine	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	miniature bland Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	yummy squat Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	tolerable watered-down regular-size brogurt	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	watered-down tolerable cyan super-size brogurt	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	weak special mediocre broberry brogurt	2	decent	Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	perfectly mixed weak brocolate brogurt	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	acceptable high-proof squat tumbling French bronilla brogurt	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	skewed spinning dog trainer's Brogre brorts	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	forbidden Brogre brolo shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	tumbling curative Brogre bucket hat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	jittery Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	narrow airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	ghostly skewed one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	pulsating slick 8-billed baseball cap of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	Oprah's grievous extremely wet T-shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	mansplainer's shrimp fork of the empath of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	pressed maroon shaking BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	magnetized chilled go-go potion	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	vacuum-sealed magnetized blue shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	diffused jittery fuchsia Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	supercool string of moist beads	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	adjusted double-oxidized squat Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	diffused modified energized sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	super-diffused sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	tolerable Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	good	
7483	lousy practically non-alcoholic La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1	decent	
7484	delicious spirit-forward Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	5	awesome	
7485	pulsating gray loosening powder	0		
7486	gray castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	wobbly triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	artisanal squat bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	EPIC	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	upside-down recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	huge ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	pressed Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 63
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	wet warmed Texas tea	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 65
7503	Sinatra's dark hamethyst ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
7504	pulsating smelly dark baconstone ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7505	inspector's dark porquoise ring	0		Item Drop: +15
7506	censurious boxer's book	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7507	boxer's cloak	0		Muscle Percent: +10
7508	narrow label	0		
7509	toothsome fuchsia Mornington crescent roll	4	awesome	
7510	chilled blurry eye shadow	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 16
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	Vulcanized flattened poppy	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 18
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	toasty studded duonoculars	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	blurry brainy spider leg of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
7518	squat wand of pigification	0		
7519	special acceptable strong glass of bourbon	5	good	Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 45
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	moldy tumbling maroon government cheese	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	forbidden pair of government shades	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	liquefied government	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	adjusted alien drugs	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	tumbling weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	blue alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	blinking Annie Oakley's Da Vinci's government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	delicious loaf of alien bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	normal blue grilled cheese sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	pickled alien protein powder	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	irresponsibly strong lousy rocket fuel	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	blinking alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	bouncing alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	delicious stealth bomber	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	blurry space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	space beast fur hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	space beast fur pants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	shaking zippy space beast fur whip	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	blurry stanky veiny space heater	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	hand-crafted pulsating space port	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	mansplainer's space needle of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	flattened buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	narrow twirling lime green hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	flattened deionized blue ash soda	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	vacuum-sealed ghostly liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	quadruple-irradiated dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	denatured denatured bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	quadruple-ionized denatured olive bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	adjusted blinking blood cells	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 12
7558	artisanal spirit-forward wine	5	EPIC	
7559	quadruple-anodized energized mirror gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 47
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	diffused giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 42
7562	ionized mirror blinking musk turtle	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 61
7563	enhanced Vulcanized ghostly skewed programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 42
7564	pressed flattened concentrated mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 34
7565	half-sized adequate bouncing ham steak	2	good	
7566	Jim Carey's time-twitching toolbelt	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	censurious MacGyver's steel-toed Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7569	greasy chaotic healthy Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7570	flattened boiled Vulcanized Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 51
7571	Da Vinci's silent pea shooter of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
7572	small enchanted decent D roll	2	good	Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 45
7573	arcane researcher's kiwi beak of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +5
7574	tolerable pulsating New Zealand iced tea	3	good	
7575	Samson's droll monocle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
7576	cold-filtered future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
7577	tarnished unsweetened blue future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 15
7578	liquefied super-aerosolized yellow future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 61
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	compressed liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 5
7581	ghostly yellow shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	jumbo decent rack of dinosaur ribs	5	good	
7583	drinkable spinning scotch on the rocks	4	good	
7584	personal trainer's yabba dabba doo rag of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	Temple Grandin's personal trainer's wooly loincloth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	mediocre glass of &quot;milk&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	watered-down drinkable cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	weak hand-crafted thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	lousy Lucky Lindy	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	drinkable blue Bee's Knees	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	delicious lime green Sockdollager	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	mediocre Ish Kabibble	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	hand-crafted pulsating Hot Socks	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	perfectly mixed bouncing olive Phonus Balonus	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	hand-crafted Flivver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	weak drinkable twirling Sloppy Jalopy	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	ionized oxidized flame	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 60
7601	enhanced temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 27
7602	adjusted cyan Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 48
7603	alkaline neckbeard	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 18
7604	wet magnetized jittery artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 19
7605	quadruple-pressed nitrogenated jittery blurry punk patch	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 31
7606	wet steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 46
7607	enhanced pressed denatured squat jittery vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 44
7608	colloidal mirror turtle mud	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 59
7609	moist wobbly Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 41
7610	vacuum-sealed skewed Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 20
7611	magnetized extra-flattened deionized wobbly Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 23
7612	denatured tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 23
7613	concentrated triple-quantum warmed shaking yellow bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 58
7614	anodized oxidized cold-filtered squat voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 66
7615	flattened dry skewed shaking pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 59
7616	super-enhanced ionized teal wobbly upside-down pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 51
7617	unsweetened upside-down short deposition	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 40
7618	vacuum-sealed triple-liquefied straw pole	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 44
7619	non-warmed ionized blurry teal copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 38
7620	pressed flattened irradiated ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 64
7621	chilled upside-down ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 19
7622	pickled modified button rouge	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 57
7623	dry triple-dry cyan Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 52
7624	oxidized jittery jittery maroon lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 22
7625	nitrogenated bouncing flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 15
7626	double-modified oyster badge	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 62
7627	chilled denatured bouncing plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44
7628	unsweetened enhanced dancing fan	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 50
7629	irradiated page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 43
7630	aerosolized magnetized polymerized squat shaking magic powder	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 15
7631	triple-ionized polarized friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 58
7632	electrified electrified government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 27
7633	triple-adjusted cyan alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 36
7634	moist irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 11
7635	modified irradiated teal cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 48
7636	foul-smelling friendly shellacked shell	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	dangerous pillow shell	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	Usain Bolt's whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	wobbly supercharged oil shell	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	greasy turtle shell of incineration of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	maroon duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	blurry pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	skewed aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	adjusted yellow huge gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 54
7650	activated galvanized squat catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 46
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	upside-down fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	squat fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	olive fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	narrow supercharged neoprene skullcap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	oxidized galvanized jittery narrow goblin water	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 46
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	flavorless immense squat Sogg-Os	9	decent	
7663	olive hale Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
7664	triple-deionized Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 62
7665	quantum liquid ice	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 54
7666	mediocre Wet Russian	4	decent	
7667	bite-sized bland filet of The Fish	1	decent	
7668	teal shaking Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	censurious nasty experienced thunder down underwear	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	pulsating skewed hale famous raincoat of dire peril of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	gravedigger's occult sage lightning rod	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
7673	drinkable legitimate business on the beach	3	good	
7674	brawny hep waders	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	stale jive turkey leg	3	decent	
7676	birdbone corset	0		Item Drop: +5
7677	altered candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 63
7678	toasty 4-dimensional fez	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	mirror purple throwing candy	0		
7680	spinning twirling olive super-absorbent tarp of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
7681	delicious unquiet spirits	3	awesome	
7682	banjo kazoo mount of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7683	corrupted grass	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 14
7684	coward's Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Monster Level: -20
7685	mirror twirling dangerous Time Bandit Time Towel of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
7686	twirling wobbly chaotic smartaleck's Caveman Dan's favorite rock of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7687	tarnished pickled dog ointment	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 19
7688	energetic sinister gumshoes	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
7689	MacGyver's rosy-cheeked flapper floppers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
7690	therapeutic sneakeasies of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7691	Usain Bolt's plastic nunchaku of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	greedy ribald crafty hand whip	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	huge bouncing Sherlock's double-paned supercool glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	mirror Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	teal knitted ruddy cap gun of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	hardy cassette player of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	non-enhanced jittery confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	energized polymerized shaking confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	adjusted double-nitrogenated confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	red LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	maroon The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	deionized huge rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	fireproof nasty rubber cape	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	wool rock-hard padded dance instructor's Thor's Pliers	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	dry tumbling candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 38
7711	jittery hale brainy water wings for babies	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +20
7712	ghostly beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	fancy spoiled spinning Strix stix	3	crappy	Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 35
7714	wobbly horrifying curative ruddy vampire pellet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7715	fancy tolerable weak non-aged vinegar	2	good	Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 5
7716	maroon smartaleck's unsanitized scalpel	0		Moxie Percent: +30
7717	prompt gladiator tunica	0		Adventures: +3
7718	toasty Roman sadnals	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
7719	madius of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
7720	red rosewater-soaked radiator heater shield	0		Stench Resistance: +3
7721	modified double-pressed ghostly salt wages	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 26
7722	dangerous centurion helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	Tesla pteruges	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	nitrogenated modified enhanced Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 55
7726	oxidized Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 35
7727	alkaline oxidized Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 23
7728	dry extra-cold-filtered Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 41
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	pulsating transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	gray bouncing Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	red Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	twirling Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	fuchsia Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	tumbling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	upside-down Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	narrow Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	blurry Sherlock's Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	energetic smooth Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	zippy ruddy Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	greedy grievous Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	spoiled bite-sized jittery Xiblaxian ultraburrito	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	hand-crafted jittery Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	wobbly Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	energized pickled They liver	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	half-sized stale They liver popsicle	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	ghostly holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	squat holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	vaporized ghostly residual zeal	1		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Item Drop: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	flame-retardant hale defective Golden Mr. Accessory of courage	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	Annie Oakley's fortified Personal Ventilation Unit of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	anodized tumbling the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	bland tiny &quot;meat&quot; stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	altered blurry twirling transdermal smoke patch	1	awesome	Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	lightning-fast scandalous pair of plants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	olive scandalous Sinatra's Sasq&trade; watch of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	blinking friendly grievous smoker's cloak of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: 8, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	lightning-fast wool Jack Frost's chilly camouflage T-shirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	liquefied super-polymerized experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	family-friendly heavy-duty clipboard of the brazier of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	veiny smartaleck's battery-powered drill of bravery of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	big special bland limp broccoli	5	decent	Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	blinking Annie Oakley's electrified beefcake's hat	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	concentrated tarnished electrified huge monkey barf	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	dry ghostly lime green candy	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	crafty ruddy Sinatra's jangly bracelet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	asbestos-lined cuddly teddy bear	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	shaking ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	twirling zippy first-aid pouch of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	spinning khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	galvanized enhanced airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	skewed fuchsia SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	miniature stale maroon initiative shawarma	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	tasty wobbly warm war shawarma	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	decent karma shawarma	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	acceptable Jungle Juice	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	hand-crafted Amnesiac Ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Highest Bitter	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	savvy wizardly mercenary pistol	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	studded mercenary rifle of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	teal Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	teal Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	skewed ghostly unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	yellow viral DNA	0		
7812	blinking tumbling tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	rotten miniature jittery seared dino steak	2	crappy	
7814	acceptable bottle of drinkin' gas	4	good	
7815	ghostly handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	cyan 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	spinning corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	bouncing Oprah's ruddy brawny iShield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50
7825	cyan up-at-dawn educational supercool earbuds	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
7826	bouncing maroon family-friendly iFlail of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60
7827	low-calorie stale tumbling unidentifiable dried fruit	1	decent	
7828	tolerable fuchsia huge flat cider	4	good	
7829	mansplainer's smooth trench lighter of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	magnetized polymerized experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	red gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	upside-down ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	red special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	tumbling special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	diffused polymerized perl necklace	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	anodized Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	pressed wobbly cyan ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	miniature decent bouncing petit fortran	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	small normal java cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	rotten low-calorie cookie cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	shellacked plastic exo-suited miner	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	mirror experienced plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	dangerous plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	razor-sharp plastic Crimbot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	jittery hardened plastic Crimbomega	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	triple-improved pickled cyan flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	dance instructor's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	avaricious servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	careful mansplainer's high-energy mining laser	0		Monster Level: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	shaking nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	spinning Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	huge Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	blurry jittery Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	upside-down narrow Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	bouncing blurry Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	spinning Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	ghostly pulsating Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	cyan Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	shaking Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	tumbling bouncing Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	purple Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	bouncing skewed recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	skewed recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	ghostly recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	bouncing careful banded Fonzie's Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	pickled blue Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 32
7915	aerosolized polymerized quantum Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 62
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	ionized shaking BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 27
7918	nitrogenated deionized cold-filtered maroon Moonds	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 34
7919	vacuum-sealed activated tumbling Big Punk	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 35
7920	skewed fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	special practically non-alcoholic lousy jittery Friendly Turkey	1	decent	Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	drinkable Agitated Turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	lousy Ambitious Turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	big stale skewed neutron lollipop	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	lousy watered-down gamma nog	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	boiled upside-down blinking single atom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	jittery Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	blue nastygeist	0		
7944	bouncing tooth	0		
7945	skewed table	0		
7946	flame-wreathed Oprah's outlaw bandana of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
7947	weak acceptable whiskey in a broken glass	2	good	
7948	watered-down artisanal narrow shot of mescal	2	EPIC	
7949	hand-crafted wobbly glass of herbal tequila	4	EPIC	
7950	upside-down olive minin' dynamite	0		
7951	twirling plaid cowboy hat of James Dean of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	upside-down asbestos-lined resourceful rusted-out shootin' iron of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
7954	blinking rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	olive even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	wobbly copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	stanky nippy occult Staff of Ed of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	shaking amulet	0		
7964	pulsating vibrating Staff of Fats	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
7965	upside-down gray Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	savvy World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7968	skewed topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	tumbling boning knife	0		
7971	wobbly Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	diluted cyan mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	denatured pulsating mummified loaf of bread	1	EPIC	Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 45
7974	distilled wobbly mummified beef haunch	1	EPIC	
7975	ghostly squat linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	squat cyan sacramental wine	0		
7981	wobbly upside-down talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	upside-down cure-all	0		
7983	Van der Graaf wholesome Sister Accessory	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only
7984	frozen super-modified twirling Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 27
7985	tumbling coward's parachute of the detective	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	shaking arcane researcher's pad of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	smartaleck's savvy peeler	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	blurry knitted supercool pettipants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	twirling energetic beefcake's panama hat	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	arcane researcher's brainy pulsera	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	fuchsia shaking MacGyver's police baton of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	teal wobbly dog trainer's boxer's stylish slick plus-fours of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Moxie: 35, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	flame-wreathed Da Vinci's porkpie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	chilly Fonzie's pepper mill	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	pulsating horrifying pelerine of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	careful brawny phantom mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	compressed tumbling wobbly polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	modified mirror twirling fuchsia powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	extra-cold-filtered mirror choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	irradiated smart watch	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	boiled jittery augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	upside-down rosy-cheeked toy Crimbot mega face	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	mirror Jim Carey's toy Crimbot power glove	0		Monster Level: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	dog trainer's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	Van der Graaf toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	modified galvanized ionized blinking Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	twirling Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	bouncing heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	greasy nippy Samson's Crimbomega drive chain	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	bouncing Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	cyan Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	twirling Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	ionized upside-down fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	dry irradiated flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	chilled moist altered gray and rain stick	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 41
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	normal Choco-Mint patty	3	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	watered-down hand-crafted hot mint schnocolate	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	modified homeopathic mint tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	skewed muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	twirling bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	spinning blurry artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	spinning continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	tumbling stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	blurry calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	coward's tope&eacute; of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	twirling stylish topiary tights of the empath	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +5
8036	topiary necktie of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8037	spoiled jumbo skewed bowl of topioca	5	crappy	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	pulsating topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	blurry crumbling skull	0		
8042	olive mirror rock	0		
8043	gray pot of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
8044	wobbly spelunking fedora of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
8045	sturdy machete of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
8046	gray rosy-cheeked shotgun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
8047	dance instructor's boomerang	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
8049	mining helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
8050	stylish X-ray goggles	0		Moxie: +25, Luck: +5
8051	blurry dog trainer's cape	0		Experience (familiar): +1
8052	greasy jetpack	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8053	olive upside-down spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	lightning-fast pickaxe	0		Initiative: +40
8056	torch	0		
8057	knitted cool [spelunking test kit]	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
8058	purple horrifying plasma rifle	0		Spooky Damage: +25
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	double-paned ribald The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Luck: -6
8061	huge The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	lime green coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	green monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	olive banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	modified twirling	1	decent	Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	blue nuggets	0		
8068	blurry Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	squat janitor sponge	0		
8073	yellow Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	sinister arcane researcher's personal trainer's Spelunker's fedora	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	Lo Pan's healthy sinister Spelunker's whip	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	blue greasy sage Spelunker's khakis of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	upside-down Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	tumbling LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	huge Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	blurry headless sparrow	0		
8090	maroon mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	miser's supercool wicker kickers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	MacGyver's wicker slicker of horror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	veiny wicker knickers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	grievous Da Vinci's wicker ticker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	hardy occult wicker sticker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	wicker clicker of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	dehydrated mirror wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	jittery occult brainy belt	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	nasty badge of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	blurry narrow executive bowl of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	medical-grade Herculean brooch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	padded breeches of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	blinking blinking censurious studded backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	diluted twirling bits	1		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	educational anvil of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	mirror huge nippy boxer's akubra	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	ribald apron of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	shellacked ascot of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	attache case of James Dean of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +60, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	lard-coated accordion of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	altered yellow twirling spinning aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	zippy sharpshooter's wig	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	hale ruddy winch crank	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	blinking squat aromatic widget of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	bouncing inspector's whisk of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	rosy-cheeked fortified walker	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	manspreader's ruddy waders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	modified squat flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	jittery twirling weightlifter's gaiters of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	coward's supercharged garland	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	mirror manspreader's hardened gunnysack	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	cyan mansplainer's strapping garibaldi	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	blinking knitted chaotic girdle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	blurry fortified brawny gloves	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	modified skewed pulsating smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	scandalous chaotic fiberglass fetish	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	chilly Socratic fiberglass foil	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	lard-coated Fonzie's fiberglass fannypack	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	miser's Jeselnik's fiberglass frock	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	sizzling crafty fiberglass fingerguard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	mirror hale fiberglass fedora of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	vaporized fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	shaking bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	blue winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	squat rubber spatula of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
8139	mirror arcane researcher's spoon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
8140	crystalline reamer of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
8141	mirror padded macroplane grater	0		Damage Absorption: +20
8142	tumbling spinning nasty bastard baster	0		Stench Damage: +5
8143	squat obsidian nutcracker of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	fortified personal trainer's glass eye	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
8146	enhanced quadruple-irradiated invisible potion	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 35
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	arcane researcher's beefy ninjammies of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	frozen blinking Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 27
8150	flattened sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 68
8151	dry shaking Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 25
8152	triple-Vulcanized gray polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 38
8153	energized candy dish	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 42
8154	deionized Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 30
8155	alkaline pulsating talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 22
8156	gray check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	pickled mouse skull	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 33
8161	ionized anodized liquefied really thick spine	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 33
8162	tumbling sizzling skullcap of the early riser	0		Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	horrifying flame-wreathed three-legged pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	baleful remaindered axe	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
8165	huge low-budget shield	0		
8166	foul-smelling dance instructor's cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	bland massive baguette	6	decent	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	warmed double-pickled narrow wobbly ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 28
8170	concentrated wobbly mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 46
8171	lousy unflavored wine cooler	3	decent	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	sewer snake of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
8174	diet flavorless pigeon egg	1	decent	
8175	spinning perfumed fortified jaunty feather	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Resistance: +5
8176	bad maroon premium malt liquor	3	decent	
8177	bouncing purple stanky fortified brown paper pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +25
8178	hale brown paper bag mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -15
8179	ring of telling skeletons what to do of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	energetic breadwand	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
8181	loafers of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8182	mirror Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	extremely unsafe bread basket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
8184	huge Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	horrifying educational The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	shaking Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	fuchsia narrow map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	artisanal spirit-forward spinning Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5	EPIC	
8189	bad Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	decent	
8190	aged Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	awesome	
8191	smooth Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	awesome	
8192	fancy lousy Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	decent	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 5
8193	flavorless plain bagel	4	decent	
8194	tiny flavorless glob of cream cheese	1	decent	
8195	spoiled loaf of soda bread	3	crappy	
8196	tiny flavorless acceptable bagel	1	decent	
8197	toothsome red standard-issue cupcake	3	awesome	
8198	jumbo normal skewed ultra-deluxe cupcake	5	good	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	spoiled big jittery upside-down popular tart	5	crappy	
8201	pulsating tumbling no-handed pie	0		
8202	galvanized corrupted Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 44
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	shaking skewed one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	huge sizzling expensive camera of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	colloidal How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	skewed filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	blue bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	olive grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	pulsating beefy rigging rope of the detective	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	dehydrated green nasty snuff	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	jittery tumbling avaricious Samson's sewage-clogged pistol	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	aerosolized skewed beard incense	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	steel-toed brawny perfume-soaked bandana	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	moldy toxo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	high-proof drinkable twirling Lemonade-235	9	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	isotophat of the bloodbag of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	tumbling rosewater-soaked shellacked Three Mile Island shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	red frosty rosy-cheeked toxic mop	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	huge inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	twirling lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	narrow jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	frightening hardened Da Vinci's backwoods banjo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	pulsating miser's vibrating ratskin pajama pants of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	triple-magnetized green turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	tumbling dog trainer's wizardly fake washboard of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	rosewater-soaked Dinsey's oculus of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	squat fortified Dinsey's radar dish	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	shaking flame-wreathed manspreader's Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	ribald Dinsey's brain of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	Jim Carey's Dinsey's glove of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	foul-smelling crafty Dinsey's pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	narrow keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	ghostly keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	teal complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	cyan wizardly lube-shoes	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	blinking trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	frightening sizzling therapeutic Dinsey mascot mask	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	adequate Dinsey food-cone	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	perfectly mixed distilled blurry Dinsey Whinskey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	enhanced blue blinking Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	energetic arcane researcher's fannypack	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	huge avaricious knitted wool supercharged extremely unsafe garbage sticker of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: 4, Meat Drop: +30, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	spinning huge huge hale beefy hazmat helmet of Calamity Jane of the blizzard of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	wobbly Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	yellow Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	tumbling Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	frozen nasty gum	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 33
8258	pulsating blurry Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	aromatic The Lot's engagement ring	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	squat spinning Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	bouncing squat Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	jittery Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	maroon veiny rock-hard educational miracle whip of horror	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	gravedigger's sphygmayomanometer	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	jittery tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	stale immense unappetizing mayolus	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	bland uninteresting mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	yummy miniature acceptable mayolus	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	bland huge enticing mayolus	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	stale pulsating mouth-watering mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	pulsating squat newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	acceptable Afternoon Delight	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	narrow Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	chilled narrow fuchsia Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	galvanized Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	shaking Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	electrified mirror Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 56
8287	tumbling upside-down puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	blinking kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	wobbly boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	frightening dice ring	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
8291	spinning nippy dice belt buckle	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
8292	medical-grade dice-print pajama pants	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8293	jittery supercharged dice-shaped backpack	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
8294	Tesla dice-print do-rag	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8295	padded dice sunglasses	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	denatured moist dice	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 56
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	skewed teal pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	magnetized power pill	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	activated warmed pixel star	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	decent narrow pixel banana	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	mediocre pixel beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	narrow pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	alkaline moist extra-enhanced blue sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 48
8307	non-dry oxidized &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 61
8308	adjusted blinking piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 61
8309	alkaline polarized huge baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 17
8310	diffused bouncing .epub file	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 54
8311	boiled enhanced BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 69
8312	polarized cold-filtered hustler shades	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 44
8313	deionized jerky stick	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 61
8314	activated dry triple-altered green costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 57
8315	electrified narrow muscle oil	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 56
8316	dry bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 26
8317	Vulcanized Vulcanized pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 29
8318	moist pressed spinning sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 46
8319	moist upside-down jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 19
8320	liquefied flattened ghostly one glove	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 17
8321	Vulcanized deionized wobbly huge pulsating glove	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 61
8322	electrified handful of fire	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 11
8323	aerosolized Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 68
8324	concentrated twirling disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 49
8325	extra-polarized bouncing coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 41
8326	pressed twirling conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 37
8327	vacuum-sealed dry Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 29
8328	galvanized squat icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 42
8329	boiled smellbook	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 40
8330	galvanized tumbling assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 63
8331	concentrated Vulcanized upside-down filthy armor	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 31
8332	aerosolized plague pie	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 19
8333	vacuum-sealed blurry huge batarang	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 18
8334	dry spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 56
8335	energized adjusted non-oxidized yellow bouncing grease trap	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 14
8336	concentrated oxidized teal shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 34
8337	flattened colloidal porkpocket	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 27
8338	improved diffused tumbling squat Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 33
8339	corrupted warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 27
8340	ionized aerosolized janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 69
8341	wet mirror warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 17
8342	nitrogenated alkaline ionized baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 18
8343	liquefied double-galvanized green skewed carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 13
8344	super-dry boiled bronze polish	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 27
8345	dry blurry crident	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 12
8346	dry triple-dry totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 14
8347	quantum non-pickled spray chrome	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 11
8348	quantum filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 36
8349	anodized hand of cards	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 53
8350	deionized damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 40
8351	extra-quantum triple-denatured bouncing lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 37
8352	adjusted triple-vacuum-sealed skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 24
8353	alkaline extra-dry cyan upside-down grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 60
8354	nitrogenated irradiated pulsating nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 67
8355	ionized extra-anodized iron torso box	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 33
8356	electrified corrupted mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 61
8357	unsweetened polarized jittery radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 41
8358	cold-filtered x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 65
8359	deionized diffused activated wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 68
8360	altered hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 32
8361	anodized modified squat child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 65
8362	dry polarized devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 63
8363	altered pressed ionized wobbly shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 55
8364	polymerized twirling alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 48
8365	magnetized tumbling novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 67
8366	boiled wet adjusted shaking invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 25
8367	modified galvanized handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 65
8368	quantum purple upside-down garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 53
8369	unsweetened plunge-leg	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 16
8370	activated energized pulsating maroon funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 20
8371	activated cyan bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 50
8372	enhanced unsweetened huge flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 67
8373	non-warmed captured boozles	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 46
8374	boiled jittery maroon drinks tray	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 39
8375	electrified eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 12
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	bland pixel lemon	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	irresponsibly strong acceptable jittery pixel daiquiri	9	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	altered boiled teal power pill	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	magnetized moist quantum blue pixel potion	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	wobbly Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	narrow shaking bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	tumbling mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	narrow mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	olive miser's The Emperor's new hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	sinister The Emperor's new shirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	spinning Tesla The Emperor's new pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	up-at-dawn Sinatra's lead pipe	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	blinking rope of the brazier of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	banded Samson's wrench	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	up-at-dawn candlestick of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	reassuring Van der Graaf knife	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	ribald chaotic revolver	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	squat talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	upside-down savory dry noodles	0		
8407	flavorless twirling pestopiary	3	decent	
8408	enhanced ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 26
8409	special rotten miniature squat crudles	2	crappy	Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 25
8410	snack-sized spoiled agnolotti arboli	2	crappy	
8411	moldy spaghetti with ghost balls	4	crappy	
8412	bland huge succulent marrow	3	decent	
8413	spoiled half-sized spinning salacious crumbs	2	crappy	
8414	special immense normal fusilli marrownarrow	8	good	Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
8415	moldy suggestive strozzapreti	4	crappy	
8416	pulsating mirror Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	bland lime green Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	decent	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	gigantic rotten linguini immondizia bianco	6	crappy	
8420	moldy snack-sized fancy mirror shells a la shellfish	2	crappy	Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 50
8421	jittery Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	mirror 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	mirror spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	mirror hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	bouncing hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	gray ghostly skewed spinning jingling spore pod	0		
8435	olive blinking Oprah's LavaCo Lamp&trade; of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	quilted LavaCo Lamp&trade; of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	yellow sizzling electrified LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	tumbling insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	spinning full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	skewed SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	skewed wobbly uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	shaking capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	tumbling heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	wool Da Vinci's high-temperature mining mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	bouncing narrow dog trainer's curative fireproof megaphone	0		Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	small stale mineapple	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	watered-down acceptable Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	mirror SMOOCH soda	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	snack-sized flavorless narrow smelted roe	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	practically non-alcoholic lousy blinking lavawater	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	tarnished basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	reassuring educational lavalarva of dire peril	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	censurious mansplainer's educational lava balaclava	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	blinking stanky basaltamander buckler of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	quantum magnetized moist lava globs	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	enchanted huge rotten upside-down gooey lava globs	8	crappy	Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	Lo Pan's lava-proof pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	pulsating sage heat-resistant necktie of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	smelly healthy heat-resistant gloves of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	normal very hot lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	delicious practically non-alcoholic asbestos thermos	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	flattened cold-filtered liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	normal low-calorie disco biscuit	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	perfectly mixed skewed Quaatorade&trade;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	veiny healthy boxer's biker's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	gravedigger's Tesla razor-sharp feathered headdress	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	banded Da Vinci's strapping electrician's hardhat	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	maroon Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	blurry Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	squat one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	olive MacGyver's smooth velvet pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	purple smooth velvet shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	tumbling stylish smooth velvet hat	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	narrow smooth velvet pocket square of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	spinning Usain Bolt's smooth velvet socks	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	smooth velvet hanky of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	skewed dangerous The One Mood Ring of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	lime green Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	upside-down Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	shaking half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	skewed glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	boiled gray SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	denatured shaking labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	mirror veiny ruddy weightlifter's Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	prompt grease cannon of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	anodized unsweetened demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	careful baleful brawny love	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	Samson's Pener's drumstick of terror of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	hardened occult deuce cape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	blinking Usain Bolt's Temple Grandin's Lavalos's shell of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	wobbly gray curative slick smooth velvet bra	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	scandalous SMOOCH bracers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	prompt SMOOCH kneepads	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	rosewater-soaked SMOOCH spaulders	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	Lo Pan's wholesome SMOOCH codpiece	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	lion tamer's SMOOCH breastplate	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	super-sized rotten narrow lava cake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	snack-sized normal pink slime	2	good	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	red Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	normal devil hair pasta	3	good	
8530	stale spagecialetti	3	decent	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	wobbly illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	rotten libertagliatelle	3	crappy	
8535	moldy turkish mostaccioli	4	crappy	
8536	moldy linguini of the sea	3	crappy	
8537	cold-filtered ionized huge Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
8539	red Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	wobbly pulsating drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	gigantic flavorless Fettris	6	decent	
8543	big stale fusillocybin	5	decent	
8544	normal half-sized prescription noodles	2	good	
8545	distilled blinking blinking blood-drive sticker	1	good	
8546	extra-vacuum-sealed wet activated shaking bag of grain	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 67
8547	aerosolized teal pocket maze	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 41
8548	tarnished adjusted olive shady shades	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 19
8549	flattened flattened mirror squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 25
8550	diet stale weird gazelle steak	1	decent	
8551	stale spinning sausage without a cause	3	decent	
8552	nitrogenated double-activated face paint	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 60
8553	mediocre shaking emergency margarita	3	decent	
8554	perfectly mixed blinking vintage smart drink	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
8555	twirling a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	diffused non-denatured magnetized blue Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 58
8559	double-pickled non-dry adjusted twirling red bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 55
8560	modified twirling squat Aerheads	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 58
8561	non-energized ionized energized Wrotz	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 35
8562	extra-adjusted nitrogenated Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 66
8563	quantum nitrogenated alkaline purple fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 61
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	Tesla arcane researcher's barrel lid of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	up-at-dawn flame-wreathed steel-toed barrel hoop earring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	blinking censurious hale Samson's bankruptcy barrel	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	upside-down firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	shaking barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	narrow rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	upside-down huge barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	perfectly mixed enchanted red bottle of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed barrel-aged martini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	tasty massive blurry cyan barrel pickle	6	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	bite-sized bland tumbling barrel cracker	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	altered vibrating mushroom	1	good	Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	boiled green mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	wobbly weightlifter's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Usain Bolt's Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	wobbly inspector's barrel gun	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	blurry olive barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	stale water log	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	greedy barrelhead of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	narrow baleful bottoms of the barrel of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	pulsating ghostly thinker's strapping chest barrel	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	huge pulsating aromatic wicked double barreled barrel gun	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	twirling rock-hard wicked boxer's triple barreled barrel gun	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	jittery medical-grade barrel beryl choker of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	twirling greasy rosy-cheeked barrel beryl nose ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	upside-down sizzling brawny barrel beryl ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	tumbling map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	olive potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	dry skewed cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	enhanced triple-tarnished cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	denatured ionized dry cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	denatured boiled narrow huge cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	pickled pulsating cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	non-nitrogenated enhanced cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	triple-aerosolized triple-warmed deionized cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	non-boiled maroon cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	improved cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	oxidized pulsating cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	double-Vulcanized unsweetened cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	nitrogenated nitrogenated cyan cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	cold-filtered cyan cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	ionized teal upside-down spinning cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	polarized tarnished cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	activated cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	concentrated irradiated liquefied cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	liquefied irradiated cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	non-activated electrified cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	quantum vacuum-sealed spinning cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	pressed moist red ghostly jittery cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	electrified cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	activated cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	pickled pulsating cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	dehydrated mirror green cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	dry chilled mirror cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	denatured cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	polymerized cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	improved wet cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	tarnished anodized mirror cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	ionized cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	concentrated anodized pulsating cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	upside-down huge cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	mirror cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	super-adjusted unsweetened lime green cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	quadruple-denatured magnetized cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	zippy Royal scepter of the ox of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	ghostly bouncing Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	spoiled squat bowl of eyeballs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	snack-sized tasty bowl of mummy guts	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	stale special huge bowl of maggots	4	decent	Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	hand-crafted blood and blood	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	tolerable triple-distilled purple Jack-O-Lantern beer	8	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	hand-crafted weak zombie	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	squat spinning tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	flame-wreathed Rosewater's savvy crown	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	bouncing blinking hawk of the pedagogue of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
8655	low-calorie decent hamlet sandwich	1	good	
8656	Othello's military jacket of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
8657	twirling flame-retardant Othello's dagger	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
8658	jittery curative Othello's handkerchief	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
8659	anodized skewed bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 13
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	blurry mansplainer's curative Samson's ghostly dagger	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8663	special smooth practically non-alcoholic ghost beer	1	awesome	Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 10
8664	spinning Othello set of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	tumbling Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	bouncing huge frightening Newton's Yorick of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +5
8668	gray blinking rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	blinking blurry Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	spinning one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	Vulcanized tumbling shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	low-calorie rotten iceberg lettuce	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	hand-crafted ice wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	narrow dangerous sage beefcake's Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	jittery up-at-dawn Herculean boxer's Wal-Mart nametag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	pulsating electrified arcane researcher's brainy Wal-Mart overalls	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	pulsating red The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	red Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	upside-down perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	ghostly The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	slick bellhop's hat	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	tolerable special extra-dry skewed ice porter	5	good	Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	ionized diffused exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	purple bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	Vulcanized shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	dehydrated squat medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	small stale ice rice	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	smooth iced plum wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	family-friendly chilly training belt of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	skewed Temple Grandin's Tesla energetic training legwarmers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	perfumed fortified training helmet of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	olive training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	spinning training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	yellow training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	skewed X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	bouncing machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	upside-down mirror self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	mixed olive wobbly abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	dehydrated abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	diluted blinking huge abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	powdered abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	powdered shaking abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	vaporized abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	altered maroon blurry tumbling abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	dried jittery blurry abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	modified abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	denatured abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	jumbo delicious VYKEA meatballs	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	lousy VYKEA mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	unsweetened VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	tumbling VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	shaking VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	mirror twirling Van der Graaf Samson's VYKEA hex key of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	decent blue tin of submardines	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	mediocre extra-dry bottle of norwhiskey	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	compressed narrow yellow octolus oculus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	pulsating zippy razor-sharp sardine can key of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	reassuring Socratic norwhal helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	therapeutic slick octolus-skin cloak of the glutton	0		Moxie: +10, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	lousy perfect cosmopolitan	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	fortified aged perfect negroni	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	artisanal perfect dark and stormy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	tolerable twirling ghostly perfect mimosa	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	acceptable perfect old-fashioned	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	extra-dry mediocre blurry huge lime green perfect paloma	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	quadruple-polarized ionized That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	triple-polymerized vacuum-sealed blurry Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	dry Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	quadruple-electrified boiled gray Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	pressed green Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	fuchsia airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	pickled concentrated polymerized green shaking Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	enhanced pressed chilled hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	warmed moist tumbling communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	miniature spoiled Crimbo salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	half-sized normal bread line	2	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	acceptable blue bark rootbeer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	tolerable practically non-alcoholic shaking squat ale	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	ruddy plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	squat plastic Rudolph the Red of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	tumbling zippy plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	blue ghostly scorching plastic Crimborgatron	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	twirling bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	blurry jittery BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	twirling box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	pulsating Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	perfectly mixed Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	wobbly Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	blue chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	triple-oxidized polarized twirling pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	spinning blinking auspicious hardened reusable shopping bag of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	yellow forbidden coarse hemp socks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	occult armband	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	cyan nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	wobbly wobbly pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	bouncing iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	blurry arcane researcher's pine cone necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	foul-smelling reindeer hammer	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	cyan frightening elf ploughshare	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	huge faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	inspector's elven tambourine	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	shaking smelly reindeer sickle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	jittery The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	skewed bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	spinning incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	narrow blurry teal high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	pulsating high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	shaking experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	twirling confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	narrow glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	teal bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	thick normal Kudzu salad	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	boiled red Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	mediocre irresponsibly strong squat Miss Graves' vermouth	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	stale The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	twisted The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	drinkable practically non-alcoholic The Mad Liquor	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	strong fancy acceptable Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	5	good	Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	toothsome Mr. Burnsger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	boiled upside-down The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	coward's electrified slick The Jokester's gun	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	ribald chilly medical-grade The Jokester's wig	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	blurry Sherlock's therapeutic thinker's The Jokester's pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	electrified dry dry wobbly Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	pulsating basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	spinning domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	chilled jittery robin's egg	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	adequate robin flan	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	weak hand-crafted robin nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	pulsating exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	quadruple-chilled Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 40
8841	polarized Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 50
8842	ionized oxidized infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 47
8843	nitrogenated spinning red can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 61
8844	cold-filtered bouncing The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 13
8845	nitrogenated oxidized quantum bag of random words	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 17
8846	polymerized twirling tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 38
8847	pressed red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 69
8848	unsweetened quantum corrupted bouncing question juice	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 59
8849	modified concentrated pulsating mirror tube of villain	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 57
8850	Socratic your cowboy boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	shaking inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	bouncing nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	pulsating nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	fuchsia nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	banded quicksilver ring	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	jittery bouncing executive beefy thicksilver ring of the storm	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	jittery lime green prompt chilly Herculean wicksilver ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	greasy dangerous arcane researcher's slicksilver ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	teal aromatic rock-hard padded sicksilver ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	prompt Lo Pan's Rosewater's nicksilver ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	double-paned friendly ticksilver ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	curative educational Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the empath	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	MacGyver's veiny educational Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of the cougar of the pedagogue of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	frightening Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	toasty Frigid Northern Beans	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	wobbly bouncing red World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	smooth Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	ghostly Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	blurry rosewater-soaked friendly energetic sage Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	inspector's toasty banded Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	spoiled plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	toothsome plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	moldy plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	rotten half-sized plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	big normal huge upside-down plate of Frigid Northern Beans	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	stale fancy plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	3	decent	Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	flavorless plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	tiny decent narrow plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	huge stale plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	spoiled skewed plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	scorching lion tamer's Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	huge Jeselnik's electrified brawny Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	teal Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	lightning-fast chilly Temple Grandin's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	huge Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	executive smelly Newton's smartaleck's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	skewed Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	olive up-at-dawn mansplainer's groovy Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	blurry buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	non-galvanized activated upside-down poker face paint	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	gray realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	gray bouncing tainted milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	vacuum-sealed corrupted triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	warmed narrow ghost bit	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	triple-flattened shaking buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	super-alkaline squat lion musk	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	moldy bear claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	altered deionized rattler gland	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	boiled ionized upside-down half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	pressed colloidal skewed tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	spoiled rotting beefsteak	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	lousy firemilk	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	altered liquefied ghostly spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	vaporized tumbling lime green blurry moomy dust	1		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	Da Vinci's western-style skinning knife of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	tumbling experienced steel knuckles	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	bouncing Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	blinking Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	purple disc (white)	0		
8924	mirror disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	narrow disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	oxidized demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	spinning rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	twirling custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	fuchsia baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	gray hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	fuchsia mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	fuchsia grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	shaking diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	bouncing coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	narrow shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	tumbling rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cyan upside-down cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	fuchsia jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	narrow wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	blurry slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ghostly ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	twirling Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	tumbling Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	jittery jittery briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	green personal trainer's one-gallon hat of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
8960	blue brainy two-gallon hat of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8961	twirling purple careful three-gallon hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10
8962	yellow ghostly miser's crafty four-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +10
8963	lime green careful supercool five-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10
8964	huge thinker's beefy six-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10
8965	fuchsia wobbly shellacked sinister seven-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
8966	chaotic eight-gallon hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10
8967	perfumed quilted nine-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +5
8968	Temple Grandin's smartaleck's ten-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7
8969	blurry rosewater-soaked fireproof eleven-gallon hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3
8970	skewed toy sixgun	0		
8971	huge blue snake oil	0		
8972	modified quadruple-boiled moist narrow skin oil	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 37
8973	colloidal unusual oil	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 29
8974	corrupted anodized eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 64
8975	skewed exclusive club	0		
8976	polymerized cyan patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 41
8977	pressed activated green patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 21
8978	quantum electrified spinning patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 19
8979	pressed patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 64
8980	corrupted double-frozen patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 36
8981	tarnished pickled bouncing yellow blinking patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 44
8982	polarized blurry blue corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 59
8983	artisanal jittery rodeo whiskey	3	EPIC	
8984	squat cyan Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	real cowboy hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	jittery jittery Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	huge Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	compressed squat armored prawn	1		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	normal super-sized squat jumping horseradish	5	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	artisanal Sacramento wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	super-liquefied anodized Greek fire	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	greasy scorching Jack Frost's manspreader's ox-head shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	jittery fuchsia up-at-dawn greedy foul-smelling dented scepter of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	double-paned flame-wreathed Newton's Herculean very pointy crown of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	squat olive aromatic frightening therapeutic battle broom of Tarzan of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	hardy stiffened Sinatra's carpe of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	avaricious mansplainer's Annie Oakley's codpiece of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	lightning-fast foul-smelling padded troutsers of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	shaking wholesome fortified dangerous bass clarinet of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	skewed Jeselnik's padded fish hatchet of the blizzard of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	tumbling up-at-dawn sizzling friendly deadly tunac	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	energized jittery wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	perfectly mixed watered-down bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	unsweetened mirror high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	executive fishin' hat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	sonar fishfinder of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	normal gallon of milk	3	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	twirling print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	spinning screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	personal trainer's First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	blinking no spoon	0		
9030	flavorless half-sized tumbling star salad	2	decent	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	moldy miniature bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	2	crappy	
9033	huge Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	spoiled browser cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	drinkable hacked gibson	3	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	Source shades of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	green Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	skewed Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	blurry Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	wobbly Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	wobbly Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	huge Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	red Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	ghostly Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	narrow Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	yellow spinning Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	gray Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	squat Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	cyan narrow Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	dog trainer's Da Vinci's Samson's weightlifter's plastic detective badge	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	flame-retardant wholesome groovy bronze detective badge of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	family-friendly gravedigger's shellacked stylish detective badge	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	horrifying nasty resourceful wicked detective badge	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	purple cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	pulsating detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	gray banded supercool smooth detective roscoe	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	extra-oxidized anodized huge shoe gum	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	Sherlock's manspreader's noir fedora of the empath	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	twirling energetic hardened trench coat of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	perfectly mixed teal Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	low-calorie stale hardboiled egg	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	bouncing blinking detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	blinking DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	nippy sharpshooter's therapeutic protonic accelerator pack of the pedagogue of Tarzan of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	jittery ghostly Sinatra's Adventurer bobblehead	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	spinning banded dangerous bindle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	avaricious hale fleshy lump	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	horrifying clever smoldering bagel punch	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	tumbling foul-smelling grievous ghostly reins	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	educational derringer	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	experienced Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	zippy chilly savvy Spookyraven signet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	energetic rosy-cheeked tie-dyed fannypack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	upside-down hale burnt snowpants of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	nippy standards and practices guide	0		Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	teal scandalous nasty beefcake's Carpathian longsword	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	stanky smooth Liam's mail of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	dog trainer's coward's personal trainer's Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	narrow purification tablet	0		
9102	maroon greasy Wrist-Boy	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	blinking compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	enhanced energized red Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 41
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	aerosolized corrupted Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 19
9110	enhanced narrow Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 13
9111	vacuum-sealed alkaline Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 26
9112	pickled EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 66
9113	diffused concentrated Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 68
9114	concentrated huge The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 35
9115	magnetized Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 64
9116	fuchsia time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	blinking dance instructor's repaid diaper	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
9118	upside-down Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	mediocre Shot of Kardashian Gin	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	Newton's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	gray droppable microphone	0		
9126	mediocre skewed ghostly unidentified drink	4	decent	
9127	scandalous hardened KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +5
9128	curative baleful discarded swimming trunks of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9129	irradiated concentrated blurry upside-down purple diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 14
9130	magnetized ionized ghostly maroon charisma potion	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 31
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	miser's chaotic pistol	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	thick bland leftover pasty	5	decent	
9135	hand-crafted very whiskey	4	EPIC	
9136	shaking li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	purple li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	boiled mirror jittery hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	chilled huge bouncing Prunets	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 24
9148	pulsating Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	dry invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	liquefied quantum invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	pulsating li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	spoiled half-sized raw sweet potato	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	normal raw beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	miniature stale special yellow raw stuffing	2	decent	Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	snack-sized adequate raw cranberry sauce	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	fancy adequate raw turkey	4	good	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	moldy raw mincemeat	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	spoiled spinning red raw potato	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	special rotten snack-sized raw gravy	2	crappy	Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	stale raw bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	blue mini-marshmallow dispenser of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	squat blurry greasy coward's beefcake's glass casserole dish	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	blinking stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	gravedigger's steel-toed can opener	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	powdered purple turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	rosy-cheeked Fonzie's glass pie plate	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	miser's forbidden potato masher	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	blurry bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	thick toothsome jittery sweet potatoes	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	bland massive bean casserole	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	moldy super-sized baked stuffing	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	super-sized rotten cranberry cylinder	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	moldy thanksgiving turkey	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	normal mince pie	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	moldy gigantic skewed mashed potatoes	8	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	immense yummy squat warm gravy	10	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	stale bread roll	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	normal thick maroon leftovers	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	low-calorie flavorless leftovers sandwich	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	huge Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	spinning megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	cyan squat pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	squat Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	ghostly eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	chilled adjusted skewed lime green eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	lousy practically non-alcoholic spinning eldritch extract	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	stylish Official Council Aide Pin of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	drinkable eldritch distillate	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	modified yellow eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	frosty Science Notebook	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
9197	mirror reassuring Jeselnik's eldritch hat of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	purple jittery twirling Usain Bolt's wizardly eldritch pants of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: 140, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	tolerable eldritch elixir	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	lime green Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the brazier of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	blinking sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	spinning blue The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	fuchsia Da Vinci's ball and chain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	red candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	ghostly gingerbread tophat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	fortified gingerbread waistcoat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	bouncing gingerbread trousers of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	scorching rock-hard sage candy dress shoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	jittery electrified resourceful stiffened candy necktie	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	upside-down stanky forbidden dance instructor's chocolate pocketwatch	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	maroon interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	red gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	decent upside-down animal part cracker	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	hand-crafted gingerbread wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	yummy gingerbread mug	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	gingerbread mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	foul-smelling electrified gingerservo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	frozen magnetized mirror tainted icing	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	gingerbeard of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	jittery veiny educational gingerbread hoodie	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	maroon Lo Pan's gingerbread pistol of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	Lo Pan's marzipan briefcase of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	lime green twirling brawny creme brulee torch	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	therapeutic candy crowbar	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	studded candy screwdriver of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	healthy pumpkin spice candle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	moist gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	Usain Bolt's gingerbread gavel of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	tolerable triple-distilled jittery ginger beer	6	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	narrow spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	diffused adjusted industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	tarnished cyan fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	artisanal weak high-end ginger wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	plastic bad vibe of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	dog trainer's plastic angry vikings	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	sinister plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	fuchsia plastic Your Brain of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	Herculean plastic Krampus	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	dry irradiated upside-down narrow Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	quantum blinking Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	alkaline twirling Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	rotten snack-sized narrow spiritual candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	spirit-forward perfectly mixed spiritual eggnog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	moldy twirling spiritual fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	stale lime green spiritual gingerbread	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	tumbling No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	pulsating Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	blinking teal teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	dry olive rock candy	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	thick flavorless green-iced sweet roll	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	squat chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	green huge negative lump	0		
9273	lard-coated Third Eye of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	red stanky Temple Grandin's Krampus Horn	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	stale snack-sized hambrosier	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	tolerable narrow chakra-mental wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	deionized triple-electrified enhanced wobbly chakra malt	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	flavorless diet Black Angus blackburger	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	weak hand-crafted brandy	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	extra-boiled corrupted lime green potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	electrified banded bad vibroknife	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	crystal belt buckle of dire peril of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	blinking flame-retardant sinister saffron antaravasaka	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	inspector's gravedigger's saffron uttarasanga	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	blurry wobbly gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	lion tamer's energetic Uncle Crimbo's hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	special bland jumbo wobbly Eldritch snap	5	decent	Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	vaporized shaking hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	diluted huge jelly	1		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	pickled jittery tumbling wobbly jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	compressed tumbling sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	compressed stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	normal toast with hot jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	snack-sized moldy tumbling toast with jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	decent snack-sized toast with jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	moldy snack-sized toast with sleaze jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	spoiled toast with stench jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	teal space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	shaking pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	narrow executive wax hand of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	olive prompt flame-retardant candle	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	moldy wax pancake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	educational wax face of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong green wax booze	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	denatured skewed spinning sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	flavorless special sea truffle	3	decent	Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	baleful recovered cufflinks	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	irradiated narrow LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	triple-activated Vulcanized bouncing purple LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	warmed cyan LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	twirling foul-smelling curative cool LOV Eardigan	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	Tesla weightlifter's LOV Epaulettes of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	blinking hardy dance instructor's LOV Earrings of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	bouncing LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	blinking LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	squat blurry LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	vaporized LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	olive LOV Elephant of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	scandalous eldritch scanner	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	double-boiled pickled super-concentrated huge skewed jittery eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	clever razor-sharp eldritch hammer of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	delicious massive eldritch mushroom	6	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	ghostly wobbly purple eldritch ichor	0		
9334	adequate thick jittery olive eldritch mushroom pizza	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	upside-down eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	non-flattened diffused eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	skewed huge HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	ghostly Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	green Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	maroon bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	skewed shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	blue limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	skewed pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	gray slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	spirit-forward smooth upside-down blue literal grasshopper	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	acceptable ghostly yellow double entendre	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	high-proof artisanal fancy Phlegethon	7	EPIC	Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	hand-crafted Siberian sunrise	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	hand-crafted bouncing mentholated wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	fancy smooth low tide martini	4	awesome	Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	drinkable shroomtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	tolerable pulsating morning dew	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	drinkable strong wobbly whiskey squeeze	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	special acceptable great fashioned	3	good	Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	lousy watered-down pulsating tumbling Gnomish sagngria	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic vodka stinger	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed extremely slippery nipple	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	triple-distilled delicious piscatini	7	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	tolerable skewed Churchill	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	artisanal soilzerac	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	artisanal watered-down London frog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	drinkable nothingtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	lousy eighth plague	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	enchanted tolerable practically non-alcoholic single entendre	1	good	Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	hand-crafted enchanted reverse Tantalus	3	EPIC	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	hand-crafted high-proof elemental caipiroska	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	smooth practically non-alcoholic Feliz Navidad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Bloody Nora	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	bad distilled moreltini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	tolerable practically non-alcoholic hell in a bucket	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	artisanal extra-dry Newark	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	drinkable yellow R'lyeh	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	artisanal Gnollish sangria	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	special mediocre vodka barracuda	3	decent	Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	perfectly mixed Mysterious Island iced tea	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	watered-down drinkable gray drive-by shooting	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	hand-crafted gunner's daughter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	irresponsibly strong mediocre dirt julep	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	acceptable Simepore slime	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	acceptable skewed wobbly Phil Collins	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	squat Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	huge olive rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	blinking gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	pulsating Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	bouncing alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	jumbo spoiled edible alien plant bit	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	bouncing alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	dried skewed blurry alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	olive shaking shaking alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	upside-down tumbling zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	flavorless teal alien meat	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	distilled alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	jittery wobbly spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	double-aerosolized blinking alien medicine	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	miniature normal upside-down alien salad	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	triple-distilled acceptable alien booze	8	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	squat scandalous hardened Socratic alien mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	ribald coward's mansplainer's alien spear	0		Monster Level: -5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	squat mirror sharpshooter's electrified alien blowgun of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	blinking greasy experienced weightlifter's alien loincloth	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	huge avaricious friendly alien totem of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	ribald gravedigger's veiny alien necklace	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	spinning up-at-dawn asbestos-lined spants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	perfumed gravedigger's spant shield	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	censurious occult spant shoulderpads	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	ribald arcane researcher's spant backplate	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	miser's baleful spant spear	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	blurry spinning gray murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	non-concentrated ghostly murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	asbestos-lined deadly Sinatra's murderbot mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	corrupted murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	spinning murderbot whip of Gandalf of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	grievous murderbot plasma rifle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	squat Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	tumbling squat Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	big normal Aldebaran sardines	5	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	drinkable olive Centauri fish wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	vaporized green oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	lime green curative veiny Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	fuchsia Jeselnik's arcane researcher's Spacegate military insignia	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	ghostly cyan stanky crafty banded Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	lime green Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	huge Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	decent snack-sized alien sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	shaking glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	polymerized corrupted Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 22
9477	wobbly Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	olive New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	pressed blinking Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	boiled quantum Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	quadruple-moist upside-down Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	tarnished yellow Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	double-aerosolized unsweetened unsweetened bouncing Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	adjusted deionized anodized wobbly Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	moist triple-modified twirling ghostly Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	enchanted stale narrow Affirmation Cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	yellow Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	super-colloidal narrow Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 19
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	twirling chaotic Annie Oakley's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	lousy weak basic martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	weak acceptable improved martini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	hand-crafted splendid martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	wobbly gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	lightning-fast censurious groovy plastic gundam	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	fuchsia Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	blue Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	squat LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	mirror L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	tumbling Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	squat blinking Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	spoiled meteoreo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	bad meadeorite	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	upside-down meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	energetic wicked savvy meteortarboard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	fireproof wool ribald meteorite guard	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	forbidden Fonzie's meteorb	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	clever beefy asteroid belt	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	vibrating wizardly meteorthopedic shoes of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	wobbly shaking Temple Grandin's personal trainer's slick shooting morning star	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	wobbly meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	shaking Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	huge Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	jittery lard-coated steel-toed brainy blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	mirror pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	blurry dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	teal O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	watered-down lousy DUFRESNE Suds	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	skewed razor-sharp beefy mafia pinky ring	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
9547	acceptable practically non-alcoholic blue flask of port	1	good	
9548	tumbling contract enforcement stick of the sewer of terror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
9549	stale enchanted Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	smooth jug of booze	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	concentrated improved activated pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	super-concentrated extra-colloidal temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	diluted glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	anodized quadruple-tarnished mirror tumbling cyan new habit	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	fireproof coward's forbidden pearl necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	huge O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	narrow reassuring scorching smartaleck's protection stick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
9563	concentrated roll of meat	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 64
9564	Jim Carey's mafia thumb ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
9565	super-improved cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	twirling wicked deadly mafia middle finger ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	flame-retardant boxer's strapping steel drivin' hammer of the detective	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20
9568	pulsating piece of steel	0		
9569	Da Vinci's mafia pointer finger ring of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	ruddy worksite credentials	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
9571	inspector's toasty shellacked negotiatin' hammer of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	blue executive fortified mafia wedding ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
9576	mafia organizer badge of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	special miniature decent unfinished fruitcake	2	good	Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	anodized pulsating and cracker	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	special fortified smooth neg grog	5	awesome	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	decent gigantic half double fruitcake	9	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	adequate hushed puppy	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	snack-sized spoiled muffled muffuletta	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	low-calorie decent narrow shushed potatoes	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	jittery yellow flame-retardant plastic mime functionary	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	crafty plastic mime scientist	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	smooth plastic mime soldier	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	upside-down family-friendly plastic mime executive	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	friendly plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	red locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	concentrated warmed tarnished skewed wishbone	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	bad triple-distilled narrow Racisto Ruidoso	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	shaking earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	rotten snack-sized bran muffin	2	crappy	
9598	low-calorie stale blueberry muffin	1	decent	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	blinking silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	narrow silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	shaking blurry silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	shaking silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	purple silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	huge silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	upside-down silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	cyan skewed silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	wobbly silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	blinking silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	mirror silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	mirror green crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	hand-crafted stale cheer wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	bland olive stale Cheer-E-Os	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	sizzling slick cheerful antler hat	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	greedy extremely unsafe cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	foul-smelling Herculean cheerful pajama pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	spinning The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	pulsating purple The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	blue The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	bad distilled upside-down executive mime flask	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	decent small nega-mushroom	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	tolerable nega-mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	quadruple-cold-filtered activated Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	moldy mime army rations	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	tolerable red mime army wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	distilled tumbling mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	electrified ionized blurry mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	ghostly olive perfumed miming beret of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	wobbly red energetic stiffened miming shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	mirror miming corduroys of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	electrified forbidden miming boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	jittery lightning-fast smelly miming gloves	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	spinning shaking donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	colloidal adjusted digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	mime army insignia (infantry) of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	horrifying mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	Annie Oakley's mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	huge mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	huge Sherlock's wizardly mime army infiltration glove	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	mirror cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	tasty half-sized extra-toasted half sandwich	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	smooth irresponsibly strong mulled hobo wine	10	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	twirling mansplainer's rock-hard sage burning paper hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	Van der Graaf therapeutic Herculean burning cape	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	red chaotic energetic burning paper slippers of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	twirling aromatic chaotic burning paper jorts	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	sizzling MacGyver's experienced burning paper crane	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	ghostly lime green January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	narrow occult dangerous broken champagne bottle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	pulsating sizzling stiffened tinsel tights	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	wad of used tape of Tarzan of the dark arts of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	lard-coated curative dangerous silent nightlight of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	super-Vulcanized maroon sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 53
9697	chilled pressed mirror Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 30
9698	cold-filtered Vulcanized pulsating ghostly hot button candy	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 34
9699	curative makeshift garbage shirt of extreme caution of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	upside-down baleful novelty monorail ticket of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	dehydrated skewed blinking pills	1		
9702	distilled furry pill	1		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 50
9703	boiled wobbly beefy pill	1		
9704	boiled excitement pill	1		
9705	diluted vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 25
9706	powdered lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 40
9707	boiled narrow dieting pill	1		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 35
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	pulsating Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	twirling They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	savvy beefcake's genie's turbane	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	shellacked Rosewater's genie's scimitar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	veiny genie's pants of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	shaking occult genie's bracers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	psychic's circlet of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	upside-down psychic's crystal ball of wisdom of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	green weightlifter's psychic's pslacks of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	shaking olive Samson's psychic's amulet of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	spoiled blurry olive heart-shaped candy whetstone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	gigantic stale skewed Swedish massage fish	9	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	lousy narrow Third Base	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	tolerable Bustle Hustler	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	dry aerosolized Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	flattened diffused twirling gray Bettie page	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	modified teal tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	quadruple-cold-filtered deionized electrified heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	cyan twirling eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	narrow personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	wobbly Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	blinking Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	vacuum-sealed frozen spinning rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 31
9744	dry electrified shaking mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 40
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	energized wobbly ghostly rhinestone	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 64
9747	red 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	blue bronze	0		
9751	red piracetam	0		
9752	narrow ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	horrifying Team Avarice cap	0		Spooky Damage: +25
9755	dangerous Team Sloth cap	0		Weapon Damage: +10
9756	blue bouncing Da Vinci's Team Wrath cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
9757	blinking fireproof Mu cap	0		Hot Resistance: +3
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	fuchsia Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	squat Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	upside-down Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	bouncing Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	upside-down Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	tumbling Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	wobbly bouncing bouncing Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	huge wobbly Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	twirling Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	twirling Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	jittery Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	huge Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	huge Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	cyan Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	mirror Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	bouncing huge Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	bouncing wobbly Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	narrow Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	upside-down Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	ghostly Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	blurry Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	blurry Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	ghostly huge Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	blurry pulsating tumbling Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	blurry tumbling muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	blinking razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	dried pulsating gray magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	altered teal bouncing brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 25
9830	twisted spinning glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	distilled pulsating fuchsia scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 25
9832	dehydrated huge pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	dehydrated wobbly lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 20
9834	boiled blinking red blinking gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	twirling FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	cyan ghostly shaking FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	rock-hard stiffened FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 6, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	blurry Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	Socratic FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	ghostly Tesla FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	shaking quilted FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	ghostly squat horrifying sharpshooter's groovy &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
9844	red skewed FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	narrow plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	bouncing Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	lime green LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	jittery My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	pulsating dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	shaking faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	blinking druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	blurry flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	wet universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	tumbling LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	squat FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	bite-sized decent FantasyRealm turkey leg	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic mirror FantasyRealm mead	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	lime green arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	huge hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	thick flavorless narrow druidic s'more	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	twisted sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	bad mourning wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	gray sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	shaking map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	shaking map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	stale snack-sized denastified haunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	tolerable distilled bad rum and good cola	5	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	ionized vacuum-sealed shaking Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	dangerous smartaleck's leggings of the Spider Queen of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	pulsating pulsating Da Vinci's brawny boxer's Master Thief's utility belt	0		Muscle Percent: 30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	fortified sinister Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	up-at-dawn Van der Graaf Newton's Dragonscale breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	spinning Socratic thinker's belt of Ogrekind of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	gravedigger's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	spinning Rosewater's nozzle of the Phoenix of the pedagogue of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	clever experienced the Archwizard's briefs of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	shaking groovy savvy wizardly the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	skewed auspicious studded dance instructor's shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	twirling auspicious rosy-cheeked ring of the Skeleton Lord of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 80, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	Da Vinci's scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the empath of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	therapeutic deadfall branch of mayonnaise of the detective of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
9894	foul-smelling lion tamer's MacGyver's beefy strapping Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Muscle: 15, Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	red charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	boozy artisanal maroon two meat muck	5	EPIC	
9899	spoiled fancy chocolate Ogre Chieftain	4	crappy	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 50
9900	moldy chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	crappy	
9901	decent chocolate Spider Queen	4	good	
9902	watered-down acceptable hipster cocktail	2	good	
9903	blurry God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	huge God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	maroon bouncing God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	blinking fuchsia God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	green Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	mirror skewed gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	blurry blinking glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	wobbly blinking crude oil congealer	0		
9915	adequate good guava	4	good	
9916	tolerable triple-distilled gin and ginger	10	good	
9917	narrow Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	dried mirror gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	huge SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	blue A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	activated Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	pickled improved activated skewed Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	skewed Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	distilled Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	spinning skewed Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	executive Samson's weightlifter's Brutal brogues of wisdom	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	chilly mansplainer's dance instructor's beefcake's Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	wobbly tumbling hardened Herculean Nouveau nosering of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	super-irradiated ghostly sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	flattened boiling broth	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	magnetized enhanced interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	bouncing Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	green upside-down kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	blinking Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	upside-down Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	jittery Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf hardy PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	lime green mirror Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	bad weak Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	bouncing neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	smartaleck's pentagram bandana of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	slick skull ring	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	twirling electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	bland small mirror PB&J with the crusts cut off	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	medical-grade stiffened dorky glasses	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	experienced smooth ponytail clip	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	mansplainer's paint palette	0		Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	jittery unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	denatured narrow Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	cosmetic football of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	upside-down gravedigger's studded shoe ad T-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	teal wobbly pump-up high-tops of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	electrified dry runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	narrow very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	friendly grievous noticeable pumps	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	high-proof artisanal wobbly everfull glass	7	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	fuchsia steel-toed denim jacket of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	sharpshooter's ratty knitted cap of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	squat skewed Temple Grandin's experienced intimidating chainsaw	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	aged party beer bomb	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	normal gigantic sweet party mix	10	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	denatured party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	tumbling perfumed party pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	squat auspicious padded party whip of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	green Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	drinkable TRIO cup of beer	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	tasty immense red party platter for one	9	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	dried Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	tumbling Temple Grandin's Oprah's party crasher	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	green spinning squat voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	twirling lime green MacGyver's &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	ghostly snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	smooth snakeskin thighboots of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	stanky energetic snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	pulsating chilly snakeskin jacket of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	shaking shaking Jack Frost's occult slime waders of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	blue censurious toasty coward's slime fedora	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	MacGyver's shellacked beefcake's slime knuckles	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	Lo Pan's government-issued slacks of vim and vigor of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: 50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	gray frosty coward's supercharged government-issued eyeshade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	skewed friendly hale government-issued necktie of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	clever hale steel-toed mutant arm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	lard-coated Jack Frost's mutant legs of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	upside-down avaricious stiffened forbidden mutant crown	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	bland jumbo ghostly ectoplasm	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	flavorless huge	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	weak artisanal ghostly bottle of vodka	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	yummy pulsating pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	tolerable watered-down huge martini	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	massive yummy narrow cherry pie	9	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	delicious practically non-alcoholic eggnog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	lime green glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	rotten Hell ramen	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	mediocre weak ghostly gimlet	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	tolerable weak twice-haunted screwdriver	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	fancy decent candy cane	3	good	Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	hand-crafted fancy runny fermented egg	4	EPIC	Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	flavorless oldcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	adequate ghostly traditional Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	savvy plastic wild beaver	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	squat ruddy plastic reindeer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	fortified plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	spinning plastic orphan of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	spinning plastic Abuela Crimbo of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	perfumed pristine walrus tusk of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	zippy fireproof veiny baleful Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	narrow plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	skewed mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	decent low-calorie grilled mooseflank	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	bite-sized rotten bouncing moosemeat pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	lion tamer's balanced antler	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	Samson's dam	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	aged enchanted beavermouth	3	awesome	Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	mediocre beaver punch (papaya)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	delicious beaver punch (peach)	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	lousy beaver punch (cherry)	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	wool forbidden Canadian lantern	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	muskox-skin cap of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	toothsome glass of raw eggs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	mediocre punch-drunk punch	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	compressed gray huge body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	bauxite beret of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	blurry executive bauxite boxers	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	lightning-fast bauxite bow-tie	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	tumbling Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	spinning Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	rosewater-soaked ribald wicked wizardly Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	toothsome sausage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	healthy fortified red-hot sausage fork	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	blurry bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	twirling yellow Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	hand-crafted beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	tiny normal yule gruel	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	practically non-alcoholic drinkable hot watered rum	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	tolerable bottle of Crimbognac	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	yummy Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	diluted Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	yellow Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	Jim Carey's rock-hard Crimbolex watch of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	squat fuchsia up-at-dawn occult thinker's hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +5
10082	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling chalk chlamys	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	lime green jittery tumbling ribald boxer's chalk chain	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	Oprah's supercool chalk chalice	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	wool stiffened chalk chinos	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	shaking chalk chapeau of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	MacGyver's chalk choker of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	compressed huge ghostly chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	polarized yellow candy chalk	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 40
10090	Socratic marble maebari of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	curative marble mantle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	squat rosy-cheeked marble magnet of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	grievous marble mignonette bowl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	crafty marble medallion of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	electrified studded marble mariachi hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	pickled shaking olive marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	adjusted galvanized jittery Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 66
10098	ghostly lion tamer's strapping punching bag	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	prompt pith helmet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	squat arcane researcher's poncho of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	jittery friendly occult pendant	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	bouncing twirling dangerous beefy palazzos	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	ribald clever pseudoaccordion	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	vaporized blinking pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	anodized twirling Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 52
10106	rosewater-soaked Socratic terra cotta truss	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	veiny terra cotta trousers of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	chilly Annie Oakley's terra cotta tongs	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	toasty Van der Graaf terra cotta train	0		Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	tumbling twirling inspector's studded terra cotta tie tack	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	smelly terra cotta tambourine of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	altered terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	vacuum-sealed electrified activated terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 69
10114	slick weightlifter's velour voulge	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	knitted fortified velour vambraces	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	Sinatra's velour veil of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	tumbling friendly hardened velour viscometer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	shaking baleful velour valise of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	yellow velour vaqueros of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	diluted spinning velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	extra-diffused Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 61
10122	smooth glass suspenders of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	purple glass shield of Gandalf of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	Jeselnik's hale glass stetson	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	rosy-cheeked rock-hard glass spectacles	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	avaricious fireproof glass shiv	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	wobbly curative glass serape of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	dehydrated glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	super-cold-filtered hard candy	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 31
10130	Jim Carey's thinker's loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	chaotic electrified loofah lei	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	knitted Fonzie's loofah lederhosen	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	maroon clever loofah ladle of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	wobbly ruddy loofah legwarmers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	wholesome strapping loofah lavalier	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	altered loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	dry irradiated concentrated chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 41
10138	executive flagstone flag of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	ghostly squat ribald resourceful flagstone flail	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	blinking electrified dangerous flagstone flip-flops	0		Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	boxer's flagstone fez of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	bouncing flagstone fleece of dire peril of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	nippy dangerous flagstone fringe	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	modified twirling ghostly flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	Vulcanized concentrated blurry Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 64
10146	yellow elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	jittery mirror Da Vinci's cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	ionized tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	twisted spinning ghostly prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	zippy tailored vest	0		Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	shaking sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	blurry really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	wobbly twirling Tesla elf army poncho	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	spoiled tiny spinning elf army field rations	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	discarded bowtie of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	lousy martiny	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	Vulcanized corrupted licorice snake	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 25
10161	pickled virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 45
10162	boiled mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 24
10163	flattened twirling government-issued candy	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 45
10164	corrupted improved Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 65
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	greedy wholesome Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	decent bloodstick	4	good	
10170	high-proof special artisanal bottle of Sanguiovese	6	EPIC	Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 40
10171	yummy actual blood sausage	4	awesome	
10172	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted mulled blood	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10173	adequate bouncing blood snowcone	3	good	
10174	perfectly mixed Red Russian	3	EPIC	
10175	rotten narrow blood roll-up	3	crappy	
10176	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong lime green bottle of blood	8	EPIC	
10177	flavorless blood-soaked sponge cake	3	decent	
10178	artisanal vampagne	4	EPIC	
10179	fancy normal plain snowcone	3	good	Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 40
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	huge money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	shaking money bag	0		
10184	narrow Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	skewed PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	flame-retardant scorching PirateRealm eyepatch of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	squat compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	mirror green skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	jittery ghostly Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	blurry recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	blurry lime green Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	decent crabsicle	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of dark rhum	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	hand-crafted strong bottle of extra-dark rhum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	weak delicious bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	polarized enhanced gray pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	shellacked sinister conquistador's breastplate	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	cool pirate pantaloons of James Dean	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	wicked pirate radio ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	massive spoiled pineapple slab	7	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	flavorless miniature fancy hibiscus petal	2	decent	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	adjusted gray blinking huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	compressed ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	blue Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	skewed Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	huge tumbling Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	purple tumbling Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	distilled skewed pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	jittery Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	huge PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	Tesla plush sea serpent	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	stale mirror pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	avaricious nippy piratical blunderbuss	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	supercharged hale Fonzie's PirateRealm party hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	artisanal green Island Landslide	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	acceptable weak Island Thunderstorm	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	bad Island Hurricane	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	tolerable upside-down Skull Punch	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	hand-crafted Electric Punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	perfectly mixed boozy Smuggler's Punch	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	special mediocre red Scorpion Bowl	3	decent	Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	aged weak Turtle Bowl	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Cobra Bowl	1	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	knitted foul-smelling studded sinister vampyric cloake of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	purple plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	deionized warmed shaking one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 17
10245	bouncing jittery arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	tumbling intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	red 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	blinking twirling overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	manspreader's hardy stiffened Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	tumbling frosty manspreader's resourceful hale shellacked dance instructor's experienced supercool hewn moon-rune spoon of the brute of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: 35, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	skewed rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	pulsating perfumed horrifying Tesla Beach Comb	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	squat grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	skewed pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	anodized green blurry magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	Vulcanized cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	nitrogenated gray seashell	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	ionized wobbly seashell	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	adjusted triple-ionized seashell	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	narrow bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	drinkable watered-down bottle of sea wine	2	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	boiled wobbly teal kelp	1		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	jittery reassuring asbestos-lined frightening stanky lion tamer's careful sinister deadly driftwood hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	tumbling inspector's ribald nippy curative occult supercool beefcake's driftwood pants of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	perfumed flame-wreathed frosty dog trainer's resourceful groovy driftwood bracelet of the storm of terror of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	yellow upside-down careful waders of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	skewed shellacked sinister spearfish fishing spear of doom	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	blurry Lo Pan's Socratic rabbitfish fin of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	blue piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	blurry piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	double-paned supercharged occult pirate cutlass	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	blurry Usain Bolt's Jeselnik's strapping tricorn hat	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	wobbly avaricious auspicious sage swash buckle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	chilly energetic meteorite earring of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling meteorite necklace of horror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	squat horrifying dog trainer's dangerous meteorite ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	magnetized Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 36
10290	ionized blue chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 29
10291	greasy Annie Oakley's driftwood beach comb of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	yellow stanky brainy whittled tiara of the empath	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	veiny quilted whittled shorts of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	double-paned banded stylish whittled flail	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	family-friendly nippy whittled wand of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	Sherlock's hardened whittled flute of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	padded deadly groovy whittled bear figurine	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	auspicious wholesome brawny whittled owl figurine	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	reassuring fortified whittled fox figurine	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	perfumed medical-grade whittled walking stick of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	spoiled campfire hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	yummy campfire baked potato	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	rotten big campfire s'more	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	big decent campfire beans	5	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	yummy huge campfire stew	6	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	oxidized olive leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 46
10310	yellow rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	shaking campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	blurry squat space shield	0		
10317	spinning signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	spinning Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	delicious bouncing space chowder	4	awesome	
10321	perfectly mixed space wine	3	super EPIC	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	blue Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	huge fireproof personal trainer's Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	rotten jittery bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	decent flan del mar	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	bland big Baja sopapilla	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	green knitted plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	plastic sea elf of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	scandalous plastic yuleviathan	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	asbestos-lined plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	plastic Dolph Bossin of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	jittery red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	stale mana-coated yams	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	moldy immense mana-basted tofurkey leg	6	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	tasty half-sized spinning spinning mana-fortified cranberry sauce	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	adequate mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	4	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	altered quantum patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	altered jittery industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	galvanized extra-pressed lime green unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	distilled vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	modified huge ghostly a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	galvanized bouncing ghostly organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	irresponsibly strong delicious boot flask	9	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	ionized altered activated blinking infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	skewed madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	denatured huge fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	flavorless jumbo guffin	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	distilled Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	mixed bouncing non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	double-concentrated peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	frozen olive Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	Vulcanized energized bouncing extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	powdered skewed livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	denatured gray beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	baleful oxygenated eggnog helmet of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	ghostly peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	quantum blinking maroon upside-down concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	quadruple-pressed tarnished alkaline liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	narrow Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	wobbly lime green Jeselnik's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	tumbling soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	anodized anodized mirror salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	horrifying chaotic ribbon candy ascot	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	tumbling moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	ghostly intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	spinning supercharged anemoney clip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	modified super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	lion tamer's careful icing poncho of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	yellow Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	unsweetened pickled glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	jittery nippy Mer-kin rollpin of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	purple tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	enchanted decent bowl of mernudo	4	good	Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	acceptable fishelada	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	thick normal enchanted squat ojo de pez burrito	5	good	Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	huge waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	bouncing waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	sinister groovy nutcracker hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	experienced smartaleck's nutcracker waistcoat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	nippy Samson's nutcracker pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	twirling perfumed nutcracker boots of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	mirror huge nutcracker sword of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	extremely unsafe nutcracker drumstick of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	Van der Graaf nutcracker beard of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	ribald sizzling nutcracker cape	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	skewed auspicious nutcracker epaulets of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	moldy salt plum	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	stale and bean	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	spinning crafty studded razor-sharp kelp-holly gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	avaricious Yuleviathan necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	tumbling occult dance instructor's peppermint spine	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	mirror fortified sage soggy elf shoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	greedy experienced Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	jittery skewed foul-smelling kelp-holly drape of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	maroon executive chilly chaotic fortified Staff of the Peppermint Twist	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	small flavorless tempura and bean	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	bad weak salt plum sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	polymerized oxidized pulsating pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	aerosolized almond	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 13
10429	dry triple-anodized handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	rosewater-soaked steel-toed Retrospecs of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	ghostly maroon unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	olive mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	perfumed Jeselnik's electrified hardened personal trainer's Powerful Glove	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	squat enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	nasty wicked brawny Drip harness	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5
10442	energetic drippy truncheon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	rotten drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	bad pulsating glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	
10447	normal drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	stale upside-down drippy plum(?)	4	drippy	
10449	fuchsia auspicious drippy stake	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	shaking deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	jittery super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	alkaline fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
10459	polymerized galvanized galvanized healthy juice	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 50
10460	twirling hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	bouncing boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	personal trainer's cape	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
10467	resourceful Sinatra's back shell	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	bouncing Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	medical-grade bony back shell	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
10473	twirling frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	flattened frozen blooper ink	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 27
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	pulsating plastic doll arms	0		
10479	upside-down plastic doll legs	0		
10480	tumbling cyan rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	red Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	narrow ghostly plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	narrow immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	blue colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	spoiled tumbling mushroom filet	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	twisted mushroom tea	1		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	hand-crafted watered-down mushroom whiskey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	Usain Bolt's supercharged mushroom cap of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	executive greasy Tesla energetic mushroom shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	blinking zippy horrifying mushroom pants of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	blurry smelly wicked mushroom badge of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	tumbling ghostly pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	quantum deionized deionized piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	kettle bell of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	educational glued-together crystal ball	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	flame-retardant martini dregs	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	narrow flickering flashlight of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	cool crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	outmoded fidget toy of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	crafty flimsy ski pole	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	avaricious discarded finger painting	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	pizza box of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	shaking scorching deadly chipped coffee mug	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Samson's Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	narrow drippy seed	0		
10515	jittery drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	bouncing red wobbly Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	purple skewed drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	high-proof mediocre spinning drippy pilsner	8	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	groovy gory drippy orb	0		Moxie Percent: +10
10531	maroon annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	squat veiny Samson's Guzzlr tablet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	spinning Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	huge Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	greedy Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	aged Ghiaccio Colada	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	artisanal shaking Sourfinger	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	boozy lousy cyan Nog-on-the-Cob	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	perfectly mixed blinking Steamboat	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	weak lousy Buttery Boy	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	skewed Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	Fonzie's clown car key of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	Jeselnik's gravedigger's savvy batting cage key	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	maroon censurious supercool sage aqu&iacute;	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	lion tamer's manspreader's knob labinet key of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	Samson's thinker's weremoose key	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	peg key of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	huge auspicious kekekey	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	red frightening rabbit's foot key	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	Rosewater's knob shaft skate key of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	deadly experienced ice key of the glutton	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	maroon sage anchovy can key	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	lion tamer's supercharged cactus key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	friendly Rosewater's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	Tesla treasure chest key of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	jittery lightning-fast miser's rosy-cheeked demonic key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	key sausage of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	huge dance instructor's knob treasury key of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	gray wool cool scrap key of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	forbidden wizardly rose key	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	music box key	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	Herculean actual skeleton key of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	friendly stiffened deep-fried key of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	dangerous savvy discarded bike lock key	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	blurry maroon Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	ghostly blinking Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	galvanized olive marshroom	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 26
10573	yellow bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	cold-filtered boiled ghostly salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 56
10577	alkaline oxidized energized blurry cyan writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 29
10578	quantum gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 66
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	quilted wicked birch battery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	knitted veiny ebony epee of doom	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	mirror prompt scorching weeping willow wand of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	upside-down fuchsia auspicious rosy-cheeked beechwood blowgun of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	cyan Jeselnik's supercharged maple magnet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	banded quilted hemlock helm of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	lime green lightning-fast Fonzie's balsam barrel of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	irradiated narrow redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purple purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	tumbling green sinister purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	asbestos-lined frightening medical-grade occult wormwood wedding ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	skewed Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	Annie Oakley's ert grey goo ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
10603	tumbling shaking fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	double-liquefied frozen twirling Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	triple-magnetized activated Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	twirling Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	moldy Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	skewed Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	concentrated dry gray skewed Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Sherlock's slick Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	ghostly brawny Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	wobbly Annie Oakley's electrified Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	blinking narrow purple Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	green Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	blinking frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	upside-down huge teal uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	squat onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	squat onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	fuchsia onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	yellow onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	olive alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	huge alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	blinking alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	mansplainer's energetic rosy-cheeked wholesome Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	shaking complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	weak artisanal flask of moonshine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	Jeselnik's nasty weightlifter's sea-worn candlestick	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	pulsating cyan Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	boiled teal null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	big adequate chocolate chip muffin	5	good	
10644	tumbling huge Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	bouncing packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	ghostly tumbling box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	ghostly gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	aerosolized triple-wet upside-down fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	anodized diffused boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	activated polarized concentrated pulsating cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	ionized overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	activated blurry hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	polymerized hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	bouncing crafty Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	Crimbo smile of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	gray SalesCo sample kit of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	quadruple-anodized flattened wobbly tumbling candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	cold-filtered dry frozen sugar	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	quantum pulsating multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	purple greasy plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	greedy plastic multi-level marketer	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	cyan plastic Crimbo cheer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	plastic Mirth of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	coward's plastic Penny	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	green overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	upside-down personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	lard-coated neck wreath	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	extremely unsafe shining star cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	nativity shorts of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	spinning inspector's grievous myrrh pouch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	gray Samson's frankincenser of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	friendly cool gilded trumpet	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	beefcake's &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Muscle: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	ribald wine carrier	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	curative candy bucket	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	colloidal boiled blurry prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	liquefied cold-filtered pulsating imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	ionized blurry hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	yellow skewed booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	spinning green candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	blinking beefy fruit bat of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	Sherlock's mansplainer's tinsel orb	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	smelly crafty snowpack	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	lightning-fast inspector's Satan hat	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	censurious slick Crimbo stockings	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	flame-retardant lion tamer's poncho de azucar	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	bouncing The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	jittery red The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	mirror The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	lime green The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	mirror maroon The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	teal The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	upside-down The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	tiny flavorless and pepper (stale)	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	artisanal narrow cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	red fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	shaking goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	enchanted tolerable huge barrel-aged eggnog	4	good	Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	normal hand-crafted candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	fancy decent drive-thru burger	4	good	Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	acceptable narrow Boulevardier cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	moist Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	small delicious bowl full of jelly	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	bad Eye and a Twist	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	aerosolized ghostly upside-down purple Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	squat digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	shaking packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	pulsating crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	huge spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	bouncing robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	improved spinning tumbling battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	unsweetened tumbling red battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	warmed aerosolized squat battery (D)	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	unsweetened irradiated shaking battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	extra-liquefied battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	double-unsweetened diffused modified narrow battery (car)	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	acceptable strong marshmallow bomb	5	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	blurry shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	oxidized corrupted short beer	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	altered huge ghostly short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	pressed blinking short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	nitrogenated modified short glass of water	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	corrupted energized bouncing ghostly short	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	tumbling Temple Grandin's familiar scrapbook of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: 12, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	upside-down twirling yellow clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	blinking censurious ribald fedora-mounted fountain of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	narrow chilly sombrero-mounted sparkler of dire peril of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	smelly stylish porkpie-mounted popper of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	olive rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	normal fire crackers	3	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	fuchsia shaking bouncing scandalous Catherine Wheel of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	supercool boxer's rocket boots	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	skewed teal crafty sparkler of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	upside-down Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	double-dry bouncing tumbling Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	electrified The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	dry mirror Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	boiled Vulcanized mirror red Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	galvanized Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	mirror miser's Newton's extra-large utility candle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	Usain Bolt's runed taper candle of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	careful manspreader's novelty sparkling candle of the brazier	0		Monster Level: 0, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	blue chaotic Abracandalabra of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	twirling lime green Tesla extra-wide head candle of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	polarized jittery natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	colloidal upside-down rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	ionized banana candle	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	anodized ear candle	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	adjusted galvanized blinking votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	educational water candle	0		Experience: +1, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	bouncing chilly B. L. A. R. T.	0		Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	blinking Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	jittery empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	lime green MacGyver's medical-grade dance instructor's Rosewater's industrial fire extinguisher of the pedagogue of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	shaking The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	red French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	maroon ribald electrified Daylight Shavings Helmet of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	normal bread man	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	rotten massive plain candy cane	7	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	spoiled flour cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	blinking steel-toed plastic food lab	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	chaotic plastic nog lab	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	up-at-dawn plastic chem lab	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	spinning banded plastic primary lab	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	fireproof plastic Cheer Core	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	gray packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	Tesla hardy ice crown of courage	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	up-at-dawn chaotic jeans	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	mansplainer's rock-hard ice wrap of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	decent tofu pop	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	half-sized bland ghostly bowl of prescription candy	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	special super-sized stale fishcake	5	decent	Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	stale bone broth	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	toothsome star pop	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	perfectly mixed Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	hand-crafted high-proof shaking Doc's Smartifying Wine	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	acceptable watered-down Doc's Limbering Wine	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	bad twirling upside-down Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	mixed olive Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	altered Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	distilled spinning Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	powdered maroon blurry Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	corrupted cold-filtered polymerized huge anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	double-quantum non-liquefied anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	activated oxidized blurry anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	pressed anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	improved lime green anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	polarized adjusted upside-down anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	aged high-proof Doc's Special Reserve Wine	10	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	enchanted flavorless bread pie	3	decent	Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	artisanal clear Russian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	spinning Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	narrow Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	maroon gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	blurry goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	frosty cozy scarf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	jumbo bland ghostly huge Crimbo cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	boiled moist altered shaking narrow fleshy putty	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	huge dangerous third ear	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	shaking festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	green huge curative peppermint-scented socks	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	wobbly projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	forbidden depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	toothsome &quot;caramel&quot;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	asbestos-lined self-repairing earmuffs	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	carnivorous potted plant of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	skewed sizzling yule hatchet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	stale small mirror lab-grown meat	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	Newton's fleece	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	cyan boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	tumbling inspector's pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	Jeselnik's experienced can of mixed everything of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	upside-down Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	blurry the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	huge flavorless meatball	9	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	jittery refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	pickled blinking fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	olive 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	blue carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	altered astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	huge red Lo Pan's dance instructor's magnifying glass of horror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	drinkable triple-distilled void lager	7	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	miniature spoiled void burger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	purple void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	nasty smooth void shard of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	blue undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	spinning combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	forbidden combat lover's locket	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	huge Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	narrow grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	jittery trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	padded Fonzie's Herculean unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
10900	gray MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	anodized ghostly emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	personal trainer's survival knife	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	Jeselnik's crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	headlamp of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	teal jittery prompt censurious thermal blanket of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	brawny atlas of local maps	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	extra-wet aerosolized spare battery	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	huge space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	double-polymerized single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	non-alkaline gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	decent shaking 20-lb can of rice and beans	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	spoiled expired MRE	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	decent cool mint precipice bar	4	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	rotten carrot cake precipice bar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	flame-retardant Temple Grandin's banded June cleaver	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	perfectly mixed Dad's brandy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	wool supercharged teacher's pen	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	half-sized flavorless twirling fire-roasted lake trout	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	adequate ghostly guilty sprout	3	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	ghostly strapping mother's necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	irradiated anodized trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	pickled vacuum-sealed spinning skewed savings bond	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	shaking upside-down designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	dehydrated sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	yellow skewed unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	blurry spinning thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	wobbly mirror bouncing pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	gray bouncing pterodactyl rifle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	jittery cyan dinosaur dart	0		
10941	polymerized tumbling maroon Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 24
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	camouflage vest of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	ghostly awkward dinosaur research harness of dire peril of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100
10948	twirling gravedigger's reflective vest	0		Spooky Damage: +10
10949	dinosaur of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	ghostly flame-retardant grievous Jurassic Parka	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	pulsating autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	modified denatured autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	lousy distilled AutumnFest ale	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	pulsating therapeutic experienced smooth autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	wool frightening Jim Carey's autumn debris shield of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	bland pulsating autumn-spice donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	alkaline huge autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	brainy autumn leaf pendant of the blizzard of horror	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	boiled autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	dry autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	fortified perfectly mixed Oopsie IPA	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	red bouncing mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	ghostly Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	bland ratatouille de Jarlsberg	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	bland Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	rotten immense roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	7	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	moldy shaking St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	rotten Pete's wiley whey bar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	huge normal bouncing spinning Pete's rich ricotta	6	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	spirit-forward perfectly mixed Boris's beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	bland honey bun of Boris	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	miniature stale Boris's bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	blinking Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	huge Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	bland teal baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	delicious jittery plain calzone	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	spoiled snack-sized roasted vegetable focaccia	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	stale skewed Pizza of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	bland immense tumbling blinking red Calzone of Legend	6	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	maroon Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	stale Deep Dish of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	mirror dance instructor's prohie's hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	warmed oxidized narrow imported taffy	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	brawny Charleston shoes of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	red booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	yellow jittery inspector's clever rare oboe	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	greedy bullet necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	bite-sized stale swamp haunch	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	sizzling veiny gator shades	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	wobbly milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	perfectly mixed huge Charleston Choo-Choo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	bad tumbling Velvet Veil	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	fortified smooth Marltini	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	weak smooth Strong, Silent Type	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	acceptable jittery Mysterious Stranger	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	lousy Champagne Shimmy	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	maroon the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	bouncing mirror manspreader's ceramic cestus of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	auspicious stanky wholesome ceramic centurion shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	spinning Usain Bolt's miser's ceramic celery grater	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	experienced stylish ceramic celsiturometer of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	bouncing executive family-friendly ceramic cerecloth belt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	curative wholesome ceramic cenobite's robe of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	altered ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	quadruple-diffused extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 21
11028	pulsating flame-wreathed hardened chiffon chevrons of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	steel-toed stylish chiffon chapeau of the storm	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	yellow dangerous educational strapping chiffon chamberpot	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	mirror upside-down mansplainer's hardened slick chiffon chemise	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +15, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	spinning steel-toed occult beefcake's chiffon chakram	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	spinning scorching nippy chiffon chaps of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	compressed jittery bouncing chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	Vulcanized energized shaking chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 26
11036	normal fancy chocomotive	3	good	Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	tiny delicious freightcake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	bad pulsating cabooze	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	mirror plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	careful plastic passenger car	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	twirling twirling curative plastic dining car	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	steel-toed plastic coal car of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	squat educational plastic locomotive	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	tumbling olive packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	chilled liquefied shaking cyan Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 57
11051	Vulcanized Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 64
11052	improved diffused nitrogenated purple Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 62
11053	vacuum-sealed boiled dry shaking Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 18
11054	magnetized extra-nitrogenated cyan shaking Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 12
11055	extra-ionized adjusted Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 11
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	blinking Fonzie's Trainbot harness	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	cyan Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	gray Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	purple therapeutic steel-toed Fonzie's head-mounted Trainbot	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	flame-retardant savvy leg-mounted Trainbots of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	huge Temple Grandin's MacGyver's shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	blue cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	artisanal weak dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	2	EPIC	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	decent miniature tumbling honey-drenched ham slice	2	good	
11071	aged skewed mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	awesome	
11072	moldy snack-sized Crimbo food scraps	2	crappy	
11073	cyan mirror arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	squat table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	wobbly Trainbot slag	0		
11077	huge twirling industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	spoiled jittery steamed oyster	3	crappy	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	twirling maroon skewed steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	mirror crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	mediocre weak narrow maroon Crimbosmopolitan	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	huge yummy huge Crimbo dinner	9	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	huge overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	wool shellacked brawny grubby wool hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +1
11093	shaking tumbling ribald stiffened grubby wool scarf	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
11094	perfumed Herculean slick grubby wool trousers	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +5
11095	red zippy nippy savvy grubby wool gloves of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
11096	spinning grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	drinkable weak nice warm beer	2	good	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	blue packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	compressed teal fruity pebble	1		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	green lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	spinning bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	gray molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	tasty pixel bread	4	awesome	
11113	tolerable pixel whiskey	3	good	
11114	narrow pixel rock	0		
11115	wobbly pulsating narrow S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	super-colloidal cold-filtered extra-moist wobbly glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	polarized skewed squat wobbly mushroom	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	quantum five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	stale enchanted super good fruit	3	decent	Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	distilled tumbling jittery energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	tumbling stanky nippy hot pepper	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	quadruple-denatured warmed shaking out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	red extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	polarized corrupted fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	alkaline ghostly twirling flapper fly	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	mediocre shot of wasp venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	anodized filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	moist dry fuchsia shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	vacuum-sealed pickled pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	modified gray shaking pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	yellow hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	energized green angry agate	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	boiled pickled twirling lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	bland snack-sized shadow sausage	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	mirror hardy forbidden shadow skin	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	frozen blurry shadow flame	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	bland enchanted shadow bread	3	decent	Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	weak hand-crafted shadow fluid	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	squat pulsating shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	green shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	tolerable shadow venom	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	dried ghostly shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	coward's clever grievous shadow stick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	fortified smooth bat paw	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +60
11148	squat squat uncursed bat paw of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
11149	huge fireproof wicked cool goblin cape	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
11150	olive uncursed goblin cape of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
11151	huge educational dragon wishbone of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1
11152	ghostly Rosewater's uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
11153	inspector's censurious chilly dog trainer's stats	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15
11154	executive uncursed stats	0		Meat Drop: +40
11155	olive brainy arcane orb of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11156	Rosewater's uncursed arcane orb	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
11157	narrow flame-retardant machete	0		Hot Resistance: +1
11158	squat manspreader's uncursed machete	0		Monster Level: +10
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	reassuring stanky medallion of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
11162	uncursed medallion of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	twirling shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	tumbling shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	spinning Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	personal trainer's supercool stylish shadow chef's hat	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	twirling blurry Newton's brawny strapping shadow trousers	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	wizardly shadow hammer of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	reassuring shadow monocle of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: 25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	miniature normal wobbly shadow hot dog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	acceptable fortified shadow martini	5	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	distilled skewed shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	irradiated moist shadow candy	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 22
11189	narrow blurry replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	wobbly replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	spinning dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	pulsating Temple Grandin's fortified dance instructor's replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	huge Socratic boxer's replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	blue Usain Bolt's shellacked beefy replica navel ring of navel gazing of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	knitted Rosewater's replica V for Vivala mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	Socratic replica haiku katana of the cougar of the glutton	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	pulsating replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	upside-down mirror miser's wool sizzling cool replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	green replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	cyan shellacked replica Greatest American Pants of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	knitted lion tamer's clever replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11212	lightning-fast sharpshooter's replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	up-at-dawn deadly replica plastic vampire fangs of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	purple replica angel	0		
11216	replica Camp Scout backpack of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Drops Items
11217	bouncing replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	bouncing replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	purple replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	narrow shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	greedy occult smooth Cincho de Mayo of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	mirror replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	upside-down replica puck	0		
11229	skewed replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	blurry replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	blurry replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	ghostly smelly Sinatra's experienced replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	upside-down Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked smartaleck's wizardly replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80
11242	rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined wool lard-coated scorching friendly Fonzie's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of dire peril of the dark arts of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	mirror replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	smelly hardy Rosewater's savvy replica Powerful Glove of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	foul-smelling wholesome stylish replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
11246	jittery up-at-dawn manspreader's rock-hard smooth slick replica industrial fire extinguisher of the brute	0		Moxie: 25, Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	inspector's careful replica Jurassic Parka	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +15, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	blinking replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	squat replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	twirling replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	censurious lard-coated coward's replica Cincho de Mayo of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	upside-down Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	lime green shaking shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	squat 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	jittery scandalous flame-wreathed Jack Frost's boxer's beefcake's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	ghostly Van der Graaf pro skateboard of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	squat Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	blurry Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	executive Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	lion tamer's Da Vinci's slick Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the brazier	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	diffused colloidal electrified scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	alkaline galvanized magnetized bouncing blue narrow scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	wobbly wobbly Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	lousy fancy strong Sexy Cosmo	5	decent	Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	tumbling lion tamer's hardened red-soled high heels of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	spoiled super-sized cyburger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	Jim Carey's ncle leg	0		Monster Level: +25
11287	huge lard-coated greasy rutabuga bag	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 35
11288	huge Herculean mesquito proboscis	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
11289	Sherlock's senate fly thorax	0		Item Drop: +25
11290	quantum quadruple-quantum bug juice	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 16
11291	Annie Oakley's spider leg	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
11292	rosewater-soaked beetle antenna	0		Stench Resistance: +3
11293	nippy mantis skull	0		Cold Damage: +10
11294	wet chitin powder	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 47
11295	greedy supercool daddy shortlegs leg	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
11296	flame-retardant birdybug antenna of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
11297	gravedigger's fortified kilopede skull	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +10
11298	super-tarnished chilled jittery haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 64
11299	triple-denatured chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 62
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	olive huge claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	decent low-calorie watermelon	1	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	lime green watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	snack-sized decent waffle	2	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	squat ghostly perfumed cat o' nine teeth of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	bouncing supercharged deadly tooth cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	mirror nippy thinker's toothy trousers	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	decent banana split	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	red medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	perfectly mixed blue tumbling bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	chilly Sinatra's baywatch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	teal Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	spinning consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	narrow Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	ghostly residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	powdered olive concentrated cooking	1		
11329	mixed meat	1		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 40
11330	diluted huge bouncing sparkling orb	1		
11331	twisted jittery hardening cream	1		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 30
11332	denatured pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	pulsating book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	yellow squat Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	lime green map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	modified sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 57
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	hale rake	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	upside-down forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	occult autumnal aegis of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	pressed corrupted distilled resin	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	squat super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	shaking lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	mirror jittery tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	bouncing tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	pulsating jittery perfumed lion tamer's impromptu torch	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	slick cool fig leaf	0		Moxie: 15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	tumbling blinking Tesla wicked smoldering drape	0		Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	blue upside-down miser's nippy ruddy sinister Da Vinci's leaf crown of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	big moldy pulsating leafy browns	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	boiled liquefied autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	tarnished quantum pulsating coping juice	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	zippy wizardly strapping candy cane sword cane of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	twirling wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	wobbly pulsating Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	jittery clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	spoiled pickled bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	diet tasty blurry skewed salted mutton	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	decent snack-sized corned beet	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	skewed pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	shaking maroon pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	blurry crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	adequate peppermint donut	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	tumbling Tesla Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	studded Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	huge Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	twirling Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	weak drinkable Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	dog trainer's steel-toed forbidden Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	narrow Crimbuccaneer shirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	jittery Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	sinister Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	enhanced nitrogenated squat Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	wobbly Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	ribald curative Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	huge ghostly ruddy Elf Guard insignia (general) of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	lousy Crimbow Rainbo	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	blinking red Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	blinking Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	scandalous Elf Guard broom of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	zippy nasty supercool Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	irresponsibly strong bad old-school pirate grog	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	thick normal bouncing grog nuts	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	fireproof occult sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	artisanal watered-down officer's nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	bland sundae ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	decent peppermint tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	mirror Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	normal snack-sized whalesteak	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	nippy rosy-cheeked strapping whalegun	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	gray Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	prompt friendly fortified Elf Guard clipboard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	spinning cyan dangerous pegfinger	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	drinkable practically non-alcoholic and claret	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	tumbling brawny Elf Guard and beret	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	Sherlock's fireproof smelly shipwright's hammer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	blinking chaotic therapeutic gunwale of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	aromatic experienced Rosewater's Kelflar vest	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	alkaline skewed pulsating whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	bouncing flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	lime green cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	energetic Elf Guard mouthknife of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	rosy-cheeked steel-toed Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	olive ghostly hardy Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	aromatic manspreader's fortified massive wrench	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	prompt beefy brown pirate pants	0		Muscle: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	ghostly punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	Jack Frost's sharpshooter's wicked Elf dessert spoon of the brazier of the glutton of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	groovy Elf Guard SCUBA tank of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	yellow hale padded free boots	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	mirror baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	manspreader's wholesome experienced Elvish underarmor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	Da Vinci's brainy Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	moldy special spinning olive sugarplum ration	3	crappy	Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	rotten gingerbread nylons	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	moldy immense huge rum-soaked fruitcake	8	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	stale thick lime	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	moldy gingerbread pirate	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	normal small fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	acceptable mulled wine	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	drinkable distilled Swedish coffee	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	practically non-alcoholic lousy ghostly canteen of eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	bad hot wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	strong perfectly mixed twirling olive Jamaican coffee	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	bad flask of egggrog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	teal shaking Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	mediocre watered-down pulsating yule grog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	snack-sized normal squat wet tack	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	bland miniature fuchsia whalecake	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	deadly Socratic gunwale whalegun of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: 25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	drinkable huge and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	teal rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	narrow ghostly trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	asbestos-lined veiny Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	tumbling chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	aromatic sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	hale Herculean replica Elf Guard medal of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 4, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	lime green Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	blinking narrow razor-sharp savvy Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	jittery My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	hale padded experienced barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	censurious Da Vinci's smartaleck's Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	ghostly pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	blinking Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	huge Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	mirror Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	yellow Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	blue Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	teal Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	warmed anodized military candy cane	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 66
11503	denatured galvanized blinking groggipop	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 33
11504	foul-smelling energetic moss mace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	ghostly sinister arcane researcher's moss megaphone	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	horrifying quilted moss medal	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	fortified moss mitre of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	bouncing slick moss mantle of the storm	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	green smelly moss marlinspike of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	mixed upside-down pulsating moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	diffused moss floss	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 61
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	huge adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	boiled shaking pulsating upside-down adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	boiled anodized adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 26
11520	dog trainer's crepe paper phrygian cap of the overflowing toilet of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	skewed up-at-dawn crepe paper parachute cape of the blizzard of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	resourceful Sinatra's crepe paper pie clip of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	rosy-cheeked crepe paper puzzle cube of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	inspector's chaotic hardy crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	rosy-cheeked dangerous crepe paper polka charm of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	modified crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	nitrogenated colloidal narrow jittery crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 67
11528	jittery zippy gravedigger's petrified wood war pike	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	ghostly pulsating Tesla hale petrified wood waist protector	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	medical-grade personal trainer's petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	stiffened petrified wood water purifier of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	olive quilted Sinatra's petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	ghostly fireproof petrified wood walking pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	boiled petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	alkaline Vulcanized petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 47
11536	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong special cybeer	10	EPIC	Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	olive wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	narrow baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	teal googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	lard-coated horrifying Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	jittery olive reassuring Elf Guard war standard of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	mirror in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	aromatic chaotic sharpshooter's spring shoes	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	activated tarnished alkaline ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	energized crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	tumbling skewed smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	bouncing triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	pulsating shaking high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	narrow ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	teal quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	fuchsia quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	motion sensor of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	huge wobbly packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	rosewater-soaked healthy Everfull Dart Holster	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	jittery cyan research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	tumbling miser's chaotic hardy hardened smooth Apriling band helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	mirror therapeutic studded Fonzie's Apriling band saxophone of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	blue bouncing brainy Apriling band quad tom of wisdom of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: 20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	blinking gravedigger's hardened Newton's savvy Apriling band tuba of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	pulsating rosewater-soaked chilly Annie Oakley's quilted dangerous Apriling band staff of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	fuchsia Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	bland immense teal yam	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	bad yam martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	smooth wobbly lime green pulsating sweet potato o' mine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	triple-distilled artisanal Southern yam	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	bad weak sweet potato punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	bland Mayam spinach	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	gigantic spoiled yam and swiss	6	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	Jim Carey's wicked yam cannon of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	narrow yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	frosty furry yam buckler of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	family-friendly Herculean yamtility belt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	gigantic tasty spinning yam slider	6	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	normal yam mayo	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	enchanted adequate ghostly yam burrito	4	good	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	green visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	blinking aviator goggles	0		
11593	squat Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	rotten bite-sized mirror mini kiwi	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	shaking cyan energetic hale smooth mini kiwi bikini	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	lousy skewed red mini kiwitini	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mirror maroon mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	healthy rock-hard thinker's mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	gigantic decent twirling gray mini kiwi digitized cookies	8	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	acceptable practically non-alcoholic mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	1	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	aerosolized quadruple-concentrated shaking spinning mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	wet flattened aerosolized mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	bouncing skewed ribald Tesla mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	chaotic mini kiwi icepick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	moist mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	green packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	pulsating ghostly protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	mirror blinking green protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	ghostly maroon protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	lightning-fast wool scorching messenger bag RNA	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	toothsome bacteria bisque	3	awesome	
11619	snack-sized stale ciliophora chowder	2	decent	
11620	toothsome cream of chloroplasts	3	awesome	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	lime green flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	ghostly bouncing untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	gravedigger's nasty ruddy extremely unsafe educational tearaway pants	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	cyan baby bodyguard	0		
11632	tumbling Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	fancy weak artisanal Colera Peste Nebbiolo	2	EPIC	Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	red bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	gray Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	upside-down Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	spinning Van der Graaf blade of dismemberment	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	wobbly Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	upside-down Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	narrow Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	bouncing padded Fonzie's thinker's embers-only jacket	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	prompt bembershoot	0		Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	adequate wheel of camembert	4	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	tumbling weightlifter's hat of remembering of bravery of temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	jittery throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	spinning boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	huge reassuring toasty bat wings of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	shaking auspicious frightening monocle on a stick	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	yellow Usain Bolt's rock-hard plastic pipe	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	tumbling twirling smelly hardened fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	censurious chaotic bow tie	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	flame-wreathed Herculean fake huge beard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	auspicious Socratic astronaut helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	feather boa of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	maroon tumbling huge miser's stiffened Sheriff badge	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	frosty Sheriff pistol of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	Temple Grandin's electrified Sheriff moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	Usain Bolt's photo booth supply list of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	bland enchanted whirled peas	3	decent	Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	normal peaza	4	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	blurry peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	compressed shaking blurry drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	dehydrated Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	yellow quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	pulsating quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	polymerized electrified bouncing pea brittle	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	tolerable peasco	4	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	fancy yummy jittery piece of cake	4	awesome	Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	olive Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	tumbling TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	brawny deft pirate hook of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	blue iron tricorn hat of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	smelly jolly roger flag	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	wobbly sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	tolerable triple-distilled bouncing tankard of spiced rum	9	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	perfectly mixed cyan tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	green governor's daughter's lace collar of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	rosewater-soaked governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	mirror resourceful governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	blurry harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	tumbling lightning-fast chili powder cutlass	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	diet normal Aztec tamale	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	skewed jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	fuchsia greedy groggles	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	twirling anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	tumbling jittery Sherlock's silky pirate drawers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	moist vacuum-sealed jittery tumbling peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	special lousy hard cocoa	4	decent	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	bland immense salmagumdi	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	plastic Easter Island Bunny of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	quilted plastic St. Patrick	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	jittery sinister plastic Colonel Brando of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	wool plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	cyan ruddy plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	tumbling Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	rotten immense coney haunch	9	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	cold-filtered dry pulsating dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	weak fancy lousy moai toai	2	decent	Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 40
11725	greasy flame-wreathed moaiball of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	diffused four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	Oprah's Samson's slick potato jacket	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	huge Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	bouncing brawny military orb of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	moist magnetized rum ball	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 28
11733	spinning gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	jittery frosty therapeutic gravyskin hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	huge jittery MacGyver's Da Vinci's gravyskin buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	teal Jeselnik's scandalous gravyskin skirt	0		Sleaze Damage: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	mirror Temple Grandin's brainy gravyskin pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	activated bouncing upside-down crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	moldy room scale bean casserole	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	skewed perfect Christmas scarf of the cougar of the brute of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	personal trainer's savvy snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	tarnished LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	Usain Bolt's boxer's Congressional Medal of Insanity of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	lousy Easter grasshopper	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	artisanal Irish eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	artisanal canteen of jungle juice	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	weak tolerable turchucken	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	hand-crafted twirling mechanically-mulled cider	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	watered-down lousy red holiday trip around the world	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	rotten chocolate ostrich egg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	spoiled big beef and cabbage	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	moldy candy rations	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	small stale double-candied yams	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	low-calorie stale Christmas ham	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	flavorless immense holiday smorgasbord	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	green Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	maroon blinking forbidden bejazzled eyepatch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	mirror Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	huge How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	upside-down squat Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	fuchsia Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	maroon jittery Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	narrow moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	perfumed manspreader's Newton's egg gun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	Sherlock's crafty Sinatra's experienced army helmet	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	tumbling napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	spoiled Thanksgiving ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	perfectly mixed watered-down Easter eggnog	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	mixed clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	foul-smelling arcane researcher's nylon Christmas stockings of the blizzard of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	bouncing lime green tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	tarnished narrow deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	fuchsia McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	lime green hardened McHugeLarge duffel bag of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	shaking upside-down forbidden McHugeLarge left pole of the brute of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	flame-retardant thinker's McHugeLarge right pole of doom	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	skewed aromatic occult McHugeLarge left ski	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	olive Samson's weightlifter's McHugeLarge right ski	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	shaking 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	modified eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	maroon dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	huge cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	blue malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	wobbly 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	tumbling logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	twisted upside-down skewed psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	twirling blue dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	mirror dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	blinking SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	tumbling OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	shaking parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	purple geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	shaking ninja crampons	0		
11832	squat ninja carabiner	0		
11833	pickled anodized synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 32
11834	nitrogenated liquefied teal iDrops	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 12
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	ghostly scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	shaking foul line	0		
11842	pulsating red dark manioc	0		
11843	blurry Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	twirling childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	spinning spinning heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	twirling lime green stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	wobbly rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	twirling sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	narrow upside-down glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	huge assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	pickled scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	huge cyan table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	perfectly mixed watered-down pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	twisted phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	wobbly crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	skewed maroon spoon	0		
11869	skewed unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	boiled leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	enchanted flavorless Heck ramen	3	decent	Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	normal burrito	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	normal small beer brat	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	rotten peach pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	yummy twirling incredible mini-pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	mediocre Divine sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	practically non-alcoholic mediocre huge tangarita sidecar	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	tolerable gimlet sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	lousy watered-down vodka stratocaster sidecar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	weak lousy upside-down prussian cathouse sidecar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	lousy distilled Mon Tiki sidecar	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	bouncing Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	auspicious frightening April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	deionized anodized aerosolized blurry wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	special tolerable Three Sheets to the Wind	3	good	Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	decent olive jittery pile of wet dates	4	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	blurry papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	pulsating fuchsia wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	wet shower cap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	wet shower shoes of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	fireproof wet shower shorts	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	jittery wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	polymerized wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	activated upside-down purple wet paperback	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	wet shower radio of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	birthday bloon of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11903	modified jawwetter	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 44
11904	mirror Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	blue extremely unsafe Peridot of Peril of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	electrified terrycloth turban	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11907	jockey's hat of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
11908	mirror family-friendly sharpshooter's hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
11909	Temple Grandin's extra-tight skullcap	0		Familiar Weight: +7
11910	squat toasty sturdy pith helmet	0		Hot Damage: +5
11911	bishop's mitre of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
11912	tin foil hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11913	hale construction hardhat	0		Maximum HP: +20
11914	mirror wobbly knitted imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3
11915	bouncing huge crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	bouncing shellacked stylish bycocket	0		Damage Reduction: 7
11917	blue Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	ghostly yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	wholesome experienced Axis helmet	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +10
11925	shaking pulsating vibrating studded Axis fatigues	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10
11926	clever rock-hard Axis suspenders	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
11927	cyan blinking bouncing stolen artifact	0		
11928	narrow really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	blue priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	purple tumbling nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	bouncing aromatic banded Allied Radio Backpack of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	fuchsia narrow ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	wobbly confetti grenade	0		
11937	normal Skeleton Wars rations	3	good	
11938	bad skeleton war fuel can	3	decent	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	narrow chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	skewed M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	maroon bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	banded Allied Forces insignia of the dark arts of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11945	lime green shaking skewed Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	cyan handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	concentrated bouncing shaking Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	narrow blinking Jim Carey's bully badge	0		Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	time cop top hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	ghostly Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	altered mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	rotten toast with mixed berry jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	decent cup of sugar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	spoiled Susie's cupcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	wobbly lard-coated weightlifter's the gun of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	perfectly mixed weak wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	blue twirling auspicious undersea surveying goggles	0		Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	hand-crafted Ocean-Touched Rum	3	EPIC	
11964	boiled blinking water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 50
11965	small delicious kelp puck	2	awesome	
11966	blinking tumbling scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	lime green scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	twirling waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	pulsating sea gel	0		
11971	dry octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	lime green skewed Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	horrifying dentadent	0		Spooky Damage: +25
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	spinning toasty Van der Graaf rock-hard Newton's blood cubic zirconia of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	denatured bouncing blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	irresponsibly strong mediocre pheromone cocktail	10	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	moldy spinal tapas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	Jeselnik's Herculean shrunken head of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	shaking stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	pulsating knucklebone	0		
12052	lousy watered-down teal Smoking Pope	2	decent	
12053	rotten yellow prize turkey	4	crappy	
12054	compressed green medicinal gruel	1		
12055	decent bite-sized full-sized pumpkin pie	1	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	high-proof hand-crafted vodka cranberry sauce	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	irradiated wobbly yammed candy	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	normal jittery treasure chestnut	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	acceptable spinning mulled butter rum	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	aerosolized cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	wobbly shaking horrifying plastic left skeleton arm	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	stanky plastic left skeleton leg	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	medical-grade plastic right skeleton arm	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	yellow reassuring plastic right skeleton leg	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	rock-hard plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	gray skewed groovy angelbone kilt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	lime green skewed rosy-cheeked angelbone totem	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	Socratic angelbone chopsticks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	ribald dangerous angelbone mantle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	vibrating angelbone dice	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	twirling chaotic angelbone halo of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	modified angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	energized denatured tumbling biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 61
12076	banded devilbone helmet of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	sinister devilbone greaves	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	savvy devilbone shinguards of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	lightning-fast devilbone corset	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	spinning bouncing dog trainer's devilbone flute of temperance	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	bouncing Temple Grandin's devilbone rosary	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	vaporized devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	dry Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 65
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	shaking burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	extra-thick Crimbo sweater of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	fuchsia The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	weak drinkable bottle of prize-winning rum	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	huge rosewater-soaked Santa-Slayer medal of the dark arts of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	cyan Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	modified spinning boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	quadruple-denatured modified boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	double-chilled boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	tumbling zippy stylish smoldering vertebra of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	bouncing blinking seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	manspreader's clever hot boning knife of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	maroon pulsating rosewater-soaked occult fistbone of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	perfumed Annie Oakley's Oprah's burnt bone belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	gravedigger's scorched skull trophy	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	spoiled wing bone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	special triple-distilled mediocre narrow weak skeleton venom	10	decent	Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	powdered wobbly lime green baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	pulsating flame-wreathed plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	plastic skeleton skull of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	hale plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	gray assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	blue undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	Jack Frost's hale scorched skeleton mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	double-paned manspreader's scorched skeleton shirt	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	Fonzie's scorched skeleton pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	blinking messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	upside-down Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	olive huge Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	green Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	squat blurry Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	ghostly lard-coated cool fireproof bonesaw	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	curative fortified vermiculite shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	strapping ship's lantern	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	bouncing chilly careful heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	rotten traditional gingerloaf	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	perfectly mixed Scotch and eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	corrupted magnetized wobbly counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	bad ghostly &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	mirror crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	snack-sized moldy green wedge of prize-winning cheese	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	Vulcanized olive gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 44
12179	Sherlock's medical-grade glimmering crystal	0		Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	narrow boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	pulsating cyan narrow Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	pulsating loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	blurry fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	twirling unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated quadruple-anodized skewed Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	adjusted energized spinning Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	chilled Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	fireproof quilted and dress	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	and dress of Tarzan of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	flattened magnetized shaking wobbly dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	wobbly squat gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	tumbling greedy dinosaur bone club	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	nasty Van der Graaf dinosaur skull helmet	0		Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	miser's chilly banded dinosaur bone corset	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	weak hand-crafted Pork Elf cough syrup	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	stale ghostly rat pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	bouncing Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	maroon avaricious occult hoverboard of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	asbestos-lined left shark fin of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	purple upside-down asbestos-lined fitness tracking bracelet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	dried bouncing candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	immense flavorless red discarded hot dog	10	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	lousy most of a beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	spinning pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	spoiled huge can of tuna	4	crappy	
12227	massive yummy squat blinking jittery alien salad	7	awesome	
12228	bland thick ratbatatouille	5	decent	
12229	snack-sized stale enchanted onigiri	2	decent	Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 5
12230	spoiled bouncing crudit&eacute;s	3	crappy	
12231	thick delicious sauced mutton	5	awesome	
12232	half-sized flavorless hot honey ant	2	decent	
12233	stale tomb aspic	4	decent	
12234	rotten pulsating later tots	3	crappy	
12235	normal olive Frutti di Scatoletta	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	thick yummy Pesto alla Marziano	5	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	adequate Arrattabbattabiata	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	stale jumbo Orzo di Riso	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	spoiled blinking Pasta Grimavera	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	enchanted rotten Linguini Ubriacapa	4	crappy	Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	delicious huge Formica e Pepe	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	huge decent blue Tubetto Gelatto	9	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	adequate big teal Gnocci Domani	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	mirror sizzling rosy-cheeked Space Soldier Helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10
12253	miniature flavorless bouncing premium turkey leg	2	decent	
12254	drinkable olive styrofoam cup of mead	3	good	
12255	brainy sword	0		Mysticality: +5
12256	ghostly dance instructor's staff	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
12257	slick lute	0		Moxie: +10
12258	bouncing shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	frosty Tesla boxer's The Wizard's Android	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	mirror juggling ball	0		
12263	mirror greedy smooth tactical jester's cap	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	blurry cool flimsy plastic helmet	0		Moxie: +5
12266	flimsy plastic greaves of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
12267	narrow blue manspreader's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Monster Level: +10
12268	flimsy plastic shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	educational Portable Laughing Stock of Calamity Jane of doom	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	squat Jim Carey's steel-toed Staff of Anachronistic Churning of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
12272	stale classic banana	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	huge delicious watermelon	10	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	stale quince	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	pulsating Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	flavorless pulsating classic banana pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	quantum polarized huge ghostly essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	cold-filtered corrupted anodized squat banana quintessence	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	practically non-alcoholic aged fancy Aesop Daiquiri	1	awesome	Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	perfectly mixed ghostly Monkey Congress	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	yummy super-sized watermelon pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	triple-polymerized mirror concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	ionized Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	lousy Melonegroni	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	hand-crafted Melonade Spritz	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	massive stale quince pie	10	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	quantum moist quince quaff	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	irradiated red Quickquince	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	triple-distilled aged Quiskey Sour	10	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	drinkable watered-down skewed Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	tolerable watered-down jittery Roth IPA	2	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	mansplainer's Annie Oakley's underdraft protection	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	normal miniature soybean futures	2	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	deionized housing bubble	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	oxidized frozen skewed Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 28
12298	upside-down wool Tesla financial instrument	0		Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	pulsating stanky cool hedge fund clippers	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	jittery selling shorts of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	shaking red bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	tumbling bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	occult 401k ring of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	pulsating balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	double-wet moist upside-down invisible hand	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	irradiated boiled mirror circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	adjusted red mint	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	compressed green blinking toxic asset	1		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	compressed intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	compressed upside-down upside-down liquid asset	1		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	spinning gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	bad Malattia Becco Malbec	3	decent	
12316	spinning kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	blinking Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	green narrow meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"