1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	upside-down seal tooth	0		
3	Annie Oakley's helmet turtle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	ravioli hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	electrified disco mask	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	blue skewed disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	huge mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	dried moxie weed	1		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 50
15	diluted narrow strongness elixir	1		
16	dried skewed squat magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	bite-sized spoiled huge noodles	1	crappy	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	asparagus knife of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	twirling maroon studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	gray spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	bouncing seal-toothed rock	0		
32	yellow quilted Bjorn's Hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	jittery Tesla Dolphin King's crown	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	red twirling frosty Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
36	electrified Knob Goblin tongs	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
37	viking helmet of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	Knob Goblin pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	red casino pass	0		
41	lousy triple-distilled ice-cold Sir Schlitz	10	decent	
42	spinning hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	tumbling shaking figurine	0		
47	immense fancy spoiled teal upside-down hot buttered roll	7	crappy	Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 45
48	ghostly heart of rock and roll	0		
49	decent bowl of cottage cheese	3	good	
50	stiffened Rock and Roll Legend	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	wobbly Knob Goblin Uberpants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	bouncing banjo strings	0		
53	energetic stone banjo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
54	mirror Fonzie's groovy Disco Banjo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	5-Alarm Saucepan of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
58	blurry stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	Mace of the Tortoise of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	adequate fortune cookie	3	good	
62	upside-down dog trainer's oriole-feather headdress	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	vibrating brawny Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	twirling skewed stakes of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
72	tumbling spinning shaking perfumed barskin hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	spinning Temple map	0		
75	shaking sapling	0		
76	tumbling Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	green stick of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
78	pretty bouquet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
79	olive bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	skewed fairy gravy boat	0		
81	mediocre ice-cold Willer	3	decent	
82	pulsating ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	jittery Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	twirling key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	wobbly shaking meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	dog trainer's basic meat sword	0		Experience (familiar): +1
94	jittery healthy basic meat pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	basic meat helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	twirling lime green dope gangsta bling-bling of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
97	extremely unsafe pimpin' meat hat of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lime green lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	ghostly shrunken head	0		
103	staff of the sewer of doom	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
104	scarecrow	0		
105	flavorless jumbo ghostly bowl of charms	5	decent	
106	upside-down ketchup	1	EPIC	
107	enchanted gray mirror catsup	1	EPIC	Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 25
108	fuchsia stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	family-friendly basic meat staff	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
111	stylish basic meat crossbow	0		Moxie: +25
112	Tesla grievous meatloaf helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	mirror hale dripping meat sword	0		Maximum HP: +20
114	steel-toed dripping meat staff	0		Damage Reduction: 9
115	miser's dripping meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +10
116	foul-smelling Bugfinder Blade of terror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	red spring	0		
119	wobbly sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	squat sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	fuchsia meat engine	0		
127	supercharged Gnollish autoplunger	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
128	brawny meat pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	third-hand nunchaku of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
130	maroon aromatic eyepatch	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	spinning mirror tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	jittery valuable trinket	0		
140	olive dingy planks	0		
141	lime green dingy dinghy	0		
142	bouncing teal anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	blue stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	mirror sharpshooter's eXtreme meat sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
148	eXtreme meat staff	0		Item Drop: +5
149	Van der Graaf eXtreme meat crossbow	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
150	ribald rosy-cheeked Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	frosty Herculean Elder Turtle Shell	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	olive Jack Frost's Colander of Em-er'il of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	spinning fireproof rosy-cheeked Ancient Saucehelm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	crafty smartaleck's Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	maroon tumbling lard-coated El Sombrero De Lopez of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	bland half-sized ghuol egg	2	decent	
162	bland small pulsating ghuol egg quiche	2	decent	
163	greedy skeleton bone	0		Meat Drop: +20
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	yummy low-calorie ghuol-ear kabob	1	awesome	
168	therapeutic bone rattle	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	adequate miniature lihc eye pie	2	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	skewed taco shell	0		
174	upside-down Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	bland uncooked chorizo	4	decent	
176	huge disembodied brain	0		
177	wobbly brainy skull	0		
178	gray detective skull	0		
179	bite-sized bland shaking chorizo taco	1	decent	
180	mediocre practically non-alcoholic ice-cold fotie	1	decent	
181	squat baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	wobbly fat stacks of cash	0		
186	skewed bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	shaking bat guano	0		
189	bouncing guano coffee cup	0		
191	careful batskin belt	0		Monster Level: -10
192	gray batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	stanky Mr. Accessory	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only
195	clever eXtreme nose ring	0		Maximum MP: +20
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	lion tamer's ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2
200	moldy rat appendix kabob	4	crappy	
201	spoiled enchanted bat wing kabob	3	crappy	Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 40
202	flavorless carob chunks	3	decent	
203	herbs	0		
204	flavorless small carob chunk cookies	2	decent	
205	twirling secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	spinning teal wad of tofu	0		
210	narrow bouncing Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	twirling narrow windchimes	0		
213	Lo Pan's thinker's filthy corduroys	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	filthy knitted dread sack of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	gigantic spoiled carob brownies	8	crappy	
217	tasty herb brownies	3	awesome	
218	squat hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	gnoll-tooth necklace of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	phat turquoise bracelet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
224	chaotic eyepatch	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	adequate jumbo tofu casserole	5	good	
226	modified blue can of Red Minotaur	1	good	
227	Kentucky-fried meat sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
228	forbidden Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
229	up-at-dawn Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Adventures: +5
230	maroon Sherlock's dead guy's watch	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	blurry Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	gray Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	yellow family-friendly razor-sharp Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	hand-crafted spinning maroon bottle of gin	3	EPIC	
238	watered-down perfectly mixed bottle of vodka	2	EPIC	
239	executive Orcish baseball cap	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	upside-down rosewater-soaked resourceful Orcish cargo shorts	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	Orcish frat-paddle of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
242	adequate miniature	2	good	
243	tiny spoiled grapefruit	1	crappy	
244	yummy grapes	4	awesome	
245	jumbo rotten olive	5	crappy	
246	special normal small squat tomato	2	good	Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 15
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	acceptable high-proof salty dog	9	good	
249	delicious bloody mary	4	awesome	
250	perfectly mixed distilled screwdriver	5	EPIC	
251	tolerable martini	3	good	
252	fancy lousy practically non-alcoholic bouncing bloody beer	1	decent	Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 30
253	hand-crafted shot of schnapps	3	EPIC	
254	practically non-alcoholic bad shot of grapefruit schnapps	1	decent	
255	delicious fine wine	4	awesome	
256	tolerable shot of tomato schnapps	3	good	
257	lousy extra-spicy bloody mary	3	decent	
258	red dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	tasty White Citadel fries	3	awesome	
261	small delicious White Citadel burger	2	awesome	
262	moldy snack-sized piece of wedding cake	2	crappy	
263	massive decent chocolate chips	8	good	
264	normal thick chocolate chip cookies	5	good	
265	savvy satin pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	delicious high-proof lightning	7	awesome	
267	twirling mullet wig of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	meat cowboy hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	grievous sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
270	picket fence	0		
271	mixed tumbling barbell	1		
272	pickled mirror concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
273	powdered teal moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	denatured extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	modified wobbly jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	compressed jittery suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 10
280	pulsating skewed Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	olive walrus-tusk earring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
286	twirling tumbling Lo Pan's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
287	rock-hard Boris's ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5
288	potato sprout	0		
289	gray horrifying Jarlsberg's earring	0		Spooky Damage: +25
290	Tesla Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
291	twirling careful can of maces of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +100
292	lime green manspreader's rubber axe	0		Monster Level: +10
293	sharpshooter's hardy chef's hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	blurry savvy pail	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	blinking Usain Bolt's demonskin trousers	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	dungeoneer's dungarees of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	moist mirror green tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 62
298	chilled dry green lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 17
299	quantum electrified maroon pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo™", Effect Duration: 29
300	tarnished electrified jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 55
301	flat dough	0		
302	decent Knob sausage	4	good	
303	rotten Knob mushroom	4	crappy	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	spinning stiffened Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	electrified Knob Goblin harem veil	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	pressed mirror Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 39
308	wobbly rock-hard Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	olive Knob Goblin elite pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	Knob Goblin elite polearm of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
311	hill of beans	0		
312	spinning Knob Goblin visor of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	Usain Bolt's Crown of the Goblin King	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	miniature bland bean burrito	2	decent	
315	miniature normal bean burrito	2	good	
316	adequate insanely bean burrito	3	good	
317	flavorless bean burrito	4	decent	
318	normal bean burrito	4	good	
319	spoiled fuchsia insanely bean burrito	3	crappy	
320	tasty bat haggis	4	awesome	
321	special stale half-sized menudo	2	decent	Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 30
322	rotten miniature goat cheese	2	crappy	
323	tiny special adequate plain pizza	1	good	Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 15
324	flavorless thick sausage pizza	5	decent	
325	stale pulsating goat cheese pizza	3	decent	
326	immense rotten mushroom pizza	8	crappy	
327	goat	0		
328	delicious bottle of whiskey	4	awesome	
329	rosewater-soaked goat beard	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	awesome	
331	tolerable Canadian	4	good	
332	tasty lemon	4	awesome	
333	adequate lime	4	good	
334	Socratic sabre teeth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
335	olive sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	prompt consolation ribbon	0		Adventures: +3
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	non-boiled alkaline Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 36
341	quadruple-activated double-polarized maroon pulsating Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 44
342	pulsating Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	alkaline anodized tumbling Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 47
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	narrow Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	perfumed ninja mask	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	stanky shellacked icy-hot katana	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +25
352	ninja hot pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	skewed clever experienced nunchaku	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +20
355	energetic eXtreme scarf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	skewed stiffened snowboarder pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	stale low-calorie mirror gr8ps	1	decent	
359	stale upside-down t8r tots	3	decent	
360	jittery narrow zippy miner's helmet	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	Usain Bolt's miner's pants	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	MacGyver's 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Maximum MP: +100
363	teal linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	spinning jittery chrome ore	0		
366	huge linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	skewed linoleum stick	0		
368	upside-down linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	lime green asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	wobbly asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	huge chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	shaking olive linoleum meat stack	0		
376	blurry tumbling asbestos meat stack	0		
377	twirling blurry chrome meat stack	0		
378	censurious Da Vinci's linoleum sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
379	nasty brainy linoleum staff	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +5
380	rosy-cheeked smooth linoleum crossbow	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30
381	smelly asbestos sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
382	greasy smelly asbestos staff	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
383	up-at-dawn ruddy asbestos crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5
384	lime green avaricious chrome sword of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30
385	jittery chrome staff of the brazier of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
386	fireproof chrome crossbow of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	wholesome meaty helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	ghostly mirror reassuring asbestos helmet turtle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	rosewater-soaked linoleum helmet turtle	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	chrome helmet turtle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	huge penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	red beefy penguin shorts	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	gravedigger's yakskin pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	jittery rosy-cheeked hippopotamus pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	Sherlock's eXtreme mittens	0		Item Drop: +25
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	skewed Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	upside-down swashbuckling pants of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	educational shoulder parrot	0		Experience: +1
404	acoustic guitarrr of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
405	sunken chest	0		
406	mirror pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	boxer's sk8board	0		Muscle Percent: +10
411	bouncing Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	skewed nippy Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +10
414	huge Tesla crowbarrr	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
415	leotarrrd of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	smelly safarrri hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	triple-pressed warmed nitrogenated henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 44
418	warmed Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 29
419	pickled polymerized maroon serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 29
420	pressed pulsating tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 52
421	moist philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 23
422	nitrogenated blurry potion of potency	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 46
423	colloidal quantum fuchsia narrow cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 19
424	liquefied vacuum-sealed huge wobbly green ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 29
425	improved oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 61
426	quantum blurry potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 29
427	shaking Da Vinci's box	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	shaking skewed beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Clowniness: 25
432	veiny bloody clown pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	jittery skinny balloon	0		
434	balloon helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	spinning Van der Graaf Sinatra's balloon sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Clowniness: 50
436	shaking balloon monkey	0		
437	shaking chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	teal beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	blinking box-in-the-box of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	blinking personal trainer's box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
448	thinker's foolscap fool's cap of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	ghostly smartaleck's clown nose	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Clowniness: 25
450	upside-down pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	yellow disease	0		
453	bouncing sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	tasty miniature jumbo olive	2	awesome	
456	fortified acceptable dry martini	5	good	
457	upside-down friendly ye olde golde frontes	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	yellow pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	enchanted adequate half-sized pixel pie	2	good	Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 35
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	smooth bouncing Imp Ale	4	awesome	
471	adequate gigantic hot wing	7	good	
472	smooth diamond-studded cane	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	shaking crutch of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
474	cast	0		
475	blurry Jeselnik's mask of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	shaking hellion cube	0		
477	spinning blurry Samson's infernal insoles of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -25
478	evil arch	0		
479	bouncing dodecagram	0		
480	blinking box of birthday candles	0		
481	huge eldritch butterknife	0		
482	spinning ghostly ribald Mr. Container	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	MacGyver's Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	razor-sharp hemp backpack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	squat asbestos-lined Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
487	huge pulsating Samson's arrrgyle socks	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
488	fuchsia guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	rock-hard Rosewater's mesh cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	green toasty quilted chaps	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	studded batblade	0		Damage Absorption: +80
495	catgut	0		
496	twirling cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	diet spoiled papaya	1	crappy	
499	spinning blinking stanky sinister denim axe	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	thick tasty Elfin shortbread	5	awesome	
502	tumbling pagoda plans	0		
503	flavorless small skewered cat appendix	2	decent	
504	blurry evil arches	0		
505	horrifying Temple Grandin's gnatwing earring	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +25
506	half-sized rotten Hell broth	2	crappy	
507	smooth thunderrr guitarrr	0		Moxie: +15
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	huge Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	special moldy blurry Boris's key lime pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 40
514	tasty Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	awesome	
515	adequate bite-sized spinning Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1	good	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	wobbly hardy bejeweled accordion strap	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	ghostly moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	squat knitted kickback cookbook	0		Cold Resistance: +3
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	huge rewinged stab bat	0		
524	artisanal papaya sling	4	EPIC	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	upside-down blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	pickled spray paint	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 63
531	wobbly shaking friendly special sauce glove	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	huge occult ladle of mystery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
533	skewed Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	Fonzie's f3d0r4	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	improved lime green Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 41
541	shaking brawny draggin' ball hat of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	greedy 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	normal small upside-down maroon Trollhouse cookies	2	good	
544	sinister arcane researcher's talons	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +10
545	huge normal blurry mirror Spam Witch sammich	7	good	
546	shaking meat vortex	0		
547	wobbly 334 scroll	0		
548	olive huge 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	wobbly lime green 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	jittery 31337 scroll	0		
554	decent tiny pr0n cocktail	1	good	
555	medical-grade experienced drywall axe	0		Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
556	Tesla Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
557	extra-dry acceptable whiskey and cola	5	good	
558	delicious diet papaya taco	1	awesome	
559	cyan razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	stale narrow stalk of asparagus	4	decent	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	skewed ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	delicious maroon Mad Train wine	4	awesome	
565	friendly hobo gloves	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
566	supercool bum cheek	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	pulsating hermit script	0		
568	bland bite-sized spinning Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1	decent	
569	fancy yummy Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	awesome	Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
570	bland huge Chicken Sandwich	7	decent	
571	special skewed blue Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	EPIC	Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 25
572	stale snack-sized Children's Meal of the Damned	2	decent	
573	flavorless noodles	4	decent	
574	stale snack-sized noodles	2	decent	
575	small spoiled painful penne pasta	2	crappy	
576	flavorless ravioli della hippy	3	decent	
577	normal fuchsia pr0n m4nic0tti	3	good	
578	snack-sized normal Hell ramen	2	good	
579	bland boring spaghetti	4	decent	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	rotten fettucini Inconnu	4	crappy	
584	moldy special spaghetti with Skullheads	4	crappy	Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 15
585	bite-sized adequate pulsating jittery gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1	good	
586	scandalous electrified ridiculously huge sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
587	extra-nitrogenated unsweetened shaking huge super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 43
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	super-sized flavorless cocoa eggshell fragment	5	decent	
590	snack-sized adequate blinking upside-down cocoa eggshell fragment	2	good	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	red house	0		
593	teal skewed phonics down	0		
594	mirror wool amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Cold Resistance: +1
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	titanium assault umbrella of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
597	groovy Mohawk wig	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	blinking the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	blurry pants of the Slug Lord of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	pulsating gravedigger's smooth Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +10
601	fuchsia Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	narrow Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	squat bouncing D	0		
612	narrow original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	boiled double-Vulcanized probability potion	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 15
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	jittery furry fur	0		
617	tarnished Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 18
618	altered corrupted double-liquefied huge maroon Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 41
619	pulsating blue Tesla needle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
620	anodized pulsating purple thin candle	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 17
621	huge wobbly Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ghostly ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	studded eye	0		Damage Absorption: +80
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	careful furry pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	Temple Grandin's disturbing fanfic	0		Familiar Weight: +7
633	scorching weightlifter's wolf mask	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	ghostly coward's paper umbrella	0		Monster Level: -20
636	shaking meat globe	0		
637	bouncing toaster	0		
638	huge rock-hard experienced asshat	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	small special stale maroon abominable snowcone	2	decent	Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 30
640	Ent cider	1	good	
641	decent toast	4	good	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	shaking Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	moldy green fruitcake	4	crappy	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	groovy Crimbo sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	lion tamer's Crimbo hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	olive beefy Crimbo pants	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	rock-hard exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Damage Reduction: 5
652	upside-down quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	teal star	0		
655	line	0		
656	jittery star chart	0		
657	therapeutic star sword	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
658	tumbling zippy star crossbow	0		Initiative: +20
659	MacGyver's star staff	0		Maximum MP: +100
660	ghostly star pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	star hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	nasty star buckler	0		Stench Damage: +5
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	red Richard's star key	0		
666	double-paned clever deadly steaming evil	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
667	castle map	0		
668	fuchsia blurry spiked femur of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
669	moldy low-calorie ghuol guolash	1	crappy	
670	lightning-fast lihc face	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	spinning stanky Herculean grave robbing shovel	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25
672	decent jumbo cranberries	5	good	
673	acceptable spirit-forward vodka and cranberry	5	good	
674	delicious strong whiskey	5	awesome	
675	skull of the Bonerdagon of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	huge rosy-cheeked badass belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
678	pulsating chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	artisanal enchanted roll in the hay	3	EPIC	Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 15
680	aged slap and tickle	3	awesome	
681	mediocre slip 'n' slide	4	decent	
682	irresponsibly strong bad a sump'm sump'm	7	decent	
683	bad horizontal tango	4	decent	
684	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong pink pony	9	EPIC	
685	up-at-dawn smelly Mr. Shirt of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
686	twirling boxer's knuckles	0		Muscle Percent: +10
687	double-vacuum-sealed quadruple-cold-filtered blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 20
688	blurry teal brawny pixel hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	veiny pixel pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	knitted pixel sword	0		Cold Resistance: +3
691	red digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	harem girl t-shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
694	Knob Goblin elite shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
696	dog trainer's frilly shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +1
697	soggy wofl t-shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
698	cyan loathing eagle baby-doll shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
699	narrow squat pirate shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
700	veiny filthy hippy poncho	0		Maximum HP: +10
701	floral print shirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
702	flame-retardant coconut bikini top	0		Hot Resistance: +1
703	goth kid t-shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	mirror upside-down porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	spinning ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	lime green sharpshooter's hamethyst earring of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
712	knitted Fonzie's hamethyst necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
713	nasty curative hamethyst bracelet	0		Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
714	electrified smooth hamethyst ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
715	hardened forbidden baconstone earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
716	stiffened sage baconstone pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1
717	twirling lion tamer's quilted baconstone bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
718	flame-retardant razor-sharp stylish baconstone ring	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
719	pulsating hardy porquoise eyebrow ring of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +50, Booze Drop: +100
720	lard-coated arcane researcher's porquoise necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
721	twirling Fonzie's porquoise bracelet of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +60
722	blue ghostly lard-coated smartaleck's porquoise ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
723	bland Knoll mushroom	3	decent	
724	flavorless huge huge mushroom	8	decent	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	curative huge mirror shard	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	wobbly hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	bouncing fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	red ghostly hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	chaotic padded makeshift SCUBA gear of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: 30, Adventure Underwater
735	easter egg balloon of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
736	shaking stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	shaking stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	skewed tambourine bells	0		
740	tambourine of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
741	twirling upside-down broken skull	0		
742	immense moldy Knoll shroomkabob	8	crappy	
743	decent diet mushroom	1	good	
744	tarnished teal wobbly hair spray	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 32
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	skewed gourd potion	0		
749	thick spoiled warm mushroom	5	crappy	
750	moldy squat tumbling mushroom quesadilla	3	crappy	
751	stale cool mushroom	3	decent	
752	half-sized flavorless cool mushroom casserole	2	decent	
753	decent pointy mushroom	3	good	
754	small normal cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	good	
755	moldy small mushroom	2	crappy	
756	flavorless jumbo squat mushroom	5	decent	
757	flavorless wobbly mushroom	3	decent	
758	stale ghost cucumber	4	decent	
759	teal dill	0		
760	narrow vinegar	0		
761	upside-down brine	0		
762	mediocre ghostly especially salty dog	3	decent	
763	maroon ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	massive yummy spectral pickle	9	awesome	
765	purple briny vinegar	0		
766	tumbling ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	ionized energized moist cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 45
768	spork of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
769	huge razor-sharp voodoo doll	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
770	jittery medical-grade basic meat fez of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	avaricious foon	0		Meat Drop: +30
773	frightening Lo Pan's basic meat spork	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
774	blinking chilly basic meat foon of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +5
775	maroon Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	thinker's kneecapping stick	0		Mysticality: +10
777	flame-retardant iron pasta spoon	0		Hot Resistance: +1
778	dance instructor's support cummerbund	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	quantum denatured bouncing mafia aria	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 22
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	upside-down 'Villa' document	0		
784	drinkable huge Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	adequate low-calorie strawberry	1	good	
787	bad strong bottle of rum	5	decent	
788	practically non-alcoholic acceptable strawberry daiquiri	1	good	
789	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic jittery rum and cola	1	EPIC	
790	perfectly mixed strong grog	5	EPIC	
791	therapeutic Mafia bow tie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	huge Golden Mr. Accessory of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only
793	moist shaking oil of stability	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 26
794	improved anodized deionized oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 68
795	lousy Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	narrow ghostly reassuring therapeutic cement shoes of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	watered-down enchanted lousy rockin' wagon	2	decent	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 45
798	artisanal ocean motion	3	EPIC	
799	hand-crafted watered-down mirror fuzzbump	2	EPIC	
800	normal jumbo upside-down poutine	5	good	
801	special super-sized rotten Knob stir-fry	5	crappy	Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 5
804	bland tumbling Knoll stir-fry	4	decent	
805	normal stir-fry	3	good	
806	adequate asparagus stir-fry	3	good	
807	small moldy olive stir-fry	2	crappy	
808	rotten teal Knob sausage stir-fry	4	crappy	
809	tasty maroon bat wing stir-fry	3	awesome	
810	moldy rat appendix stir-fry	4	crappy	
811	small spoiled tofu stir-fry	2	crappy	
812	flavorless pr0n stir-fry	4	decent	
813	rotten huge pulsating Knob shells	4	crappy	
814	toothsome bätzle	3	awesome	
815	toothsome tumbling red ratini	4	awesome	
816	special decent tiny Knob stroganoff	1	good	Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 40
817	moldy menudo ravioli	4	crappy	
818	plus sign	0		
819	ghostly tumbling milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	blurry cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	bouncing murky potion	0		
828	twirling baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	enchanted adequate royal jelly	4	good	Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 50
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	personal trainer's vorpal blade	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
834	blurry family-friendly smartaleck's cornuthaum	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	padded ring of aggravate monster	0		Damage Absorption: +20
836	moldy blurry mind flayer corpse	4	crappy	
837	watered-down tolerable blue Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	narrow Annie Oakley's baleful Mafia stogie	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	delicious Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	gray wool hardened Mafia violin case	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	artisanal green tomato daiquiri	4	EPIC	
842	practically non-alcoholic bad beertini	1	decent	
843	tolerable watered-down mirror salty slug	2	good	
844	mediocre papaya slung	3	decent	
845	weightlifter's MAHI fez	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	olive Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	purple huge many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	spinning prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	jittery shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	squat blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	ghostly sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	blinking palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	bouncing skewed fuchsia knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	green eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	huge shaving cream	0		
867	irradiated triple-polarized pine tar	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 12
869	wobbly forest tears	0		
870	forbidden fetus-smashing club	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	perfumed crazy bastard sword of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
876	resourceful brainy beefcake's incredibly dense meat gem	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50
877	Talisman of Baio of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
878	sizzling hypnodisk	0		Hot Damage: +10
879	diffused bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 51
880	twirling wholesome disbelief suspenders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
881	upside-down weightlifter's supportive bra	0		Muscle: +15
882	upside-down skewed Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	ghostly maple syrup	1	good	
884	huge narrow Tesla los chinos	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	gray censurious axe	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
886	skewed leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	mirror mansplainer's balaclava	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	flavorless immense balaclava baklava	7	decent	
891	weightlifter's Warehouse 23 bling	0		Muscle: +15
892	bouncing blinking friendly arcane researcher's bugbear-smiting sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +3
893	tolerable lumbering jack	3	good	
894	teal Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	Ms. Accessory of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Softcore Only
896	lime green stanky Mr. Accessory Jr. of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only
897	skewed coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	bouncing Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	yellow custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	perfectly mixed jittery Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	greasy groovy school Mafia knickerbockers of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	ionized activated wobbly Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 36
906	enhanced upside-down Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 66
907	dry Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 38
908	non-altered Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 34
909	quadruple-ionized Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 16
910	moldy dwarf bread	3	crappy	
911	magnetized Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 37
912	flattened non-wet spinning mirror pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 21
913	dry blinking kobold	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 62
914	teal bouncing hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	grievous intergalactic pom poms of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	fuchsia ribald Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	rosy-cheeked Radio Free Pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	frosty Radio Free Foil	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	small flavorless radio button candy	2	decent	
922	blinking bouncing fortified severed rocking horse head	0		Damage Absorption: +60
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	skewed crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	irradiated double-modified Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 11
927	drinkable practically non-alcoholic teal Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	Samson's fuzzy bracelets	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
929	nippy arse-shooting crossbow	0		Cold Damage: +10
931	tolerable spiced rum	3	good	
932	drinkable eggnog	3	good	
933	tiny decent mirror candy cane	1	good	
934	miniature stale mirror gingerbread bugbear	2	decent	
935	tumbling deadly imitation nice watch	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	fuchsia Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	shaking menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	mirror vibrating plastic sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	spinning Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	bowler of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	flame-wreathed occult bow staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	huge therapeutic bowlegged pants	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	twirling jittery skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	weak lousy ghostly martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	drinkable grogtini	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	drinkable cherry bomb	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	teal wobbly extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	narrow dangerous stylish hockey mask	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	squat orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	twirling fez of etymology of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	bland jumbo carob chunk noodles	5	decent	
957	normal fancy chorizo brownies	4	good	Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 25
958	adequate massive chocolate and tomato pizza	10	good	
959	red flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	mirror velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	yellow Annie Oakley's Samson's plastic seal clubber	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20
964	tumbling studded plastic turtle tamer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +80
965	inspector's wizardly plastic pastamancer	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +15
966	greedy energetic plastic sauceror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
967	jittery thinker's plastic disco bandit of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Booze Drop: +100
968	spinning razor-sharp plastic accordion thief of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Candy Drop: +100
969	wicked plastic mosquito	0		Spell Damage: +5
970	shaking curative plastic leprechaun	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
971	plastic levitating potato of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
972	steel-toed plastic angry goat	0		Damage Reduction: 9
973	aromatic plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Stench Resistance: +1
974	sizzling plastic fuzzy dice	0		Hot Damage: +10
975	bouncing experienced plastic pirate skeleton	0		Experience: +2
976	plastic barrrnacle of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
977	boxer's plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Muscle Percent: +10
978	huge razor-sharp plastic stab bat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
979	olive plastic grue of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
980	ghostly dance instructor's plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
981	electrified plastic ghuol whelp	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
982	electrified plastic baby gravy fairy	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
983	avaricious plastic cocoabo	0		Meat Drop: +30
984	greasy plastic star starfish	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
985	rosewater-soaked plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Stench Resistance: +3
986	zippy plastic killer bee	0		Initiative: +20
987	plastic Cheshire bat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
988	spinning plastic coffee pixie of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
989	Usain Bolt's plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
990	plastic hermit of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
991	squat hardened plastic Boris of James Dean of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Food Drop: +100
992	rosewater-soaked electrified healthy plastic Jarlsberg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
993	avaricious scorching energetic plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
994	double-paned plastic Susie	0		Cold Resistance: +5
995	delicious Lucky Surprise Egg	3	awesome	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	spinning maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	upside-down Xlyinia's notebook of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1003	wobbly soda water	0		
1004	bad watered-down bottle of tequila	2	decent	
1005	artisanal irresponsibly strong boxed wine	9	EPIC	
1006	delicious cherry	3	awesome	
1007	smartaleck's coconut shell	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	gravedigger's ice cubes	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1009	practically non-alcoholic drinkable skewed vodka martini	1	good	
1010	smooth spirit-forward whiskey and soda	5	awesome	
1011	lousy monkey wrench	4	decent	
1012	bad tequila sunrise	3	decent	
1013	fancy strong mediocre margarita	5	decent	Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 20
1014	aged mirror strawberry wine	4	awesome	
1015	watered-down mediocre wine spritzer	2	decent	
1016	watered-down bad twirling perpendicular hula	2	decent	
1017	special mediocre spirit-forward bouncing ducha de oro	5	decent	Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 5
1018	triple-distilled hand-crafted calle de miel	8	EPIC	
1019	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted red dry vodka martini	1	super EPIC	
1020	perfectly mixed old-fashioned	3	EPIC	
1021	perfectly mixed tequila with training wheels	3	EPIC	
1022	tolerable enchanted practically non-alcoholic sangria	1	good	Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 45
1023	mediocre watered-down narrow vesper	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	bad bodyslam	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	hand-crafted upside-down sangria del diablo	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	upside-down buckler buckle	0		
1029	stiffened hippo whip	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1030	jittery chaotic penguin whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1031	Tesla yak whip	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1032	huge sharpshooter's gnauga hide whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	hippo skin buckler of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1035	asbestos-lined penguin skin buckler	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1036	dance instructor's yakskin buckler	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1037	purple vibrating gnauga hide buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1038	ionized gray narrow Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 46
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	tolerable beer	3	good	
1042	asbestos-lined string of beads	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1043	bouncing string of beads of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1044	bouncing string of beads of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1045	plastic bottle opener of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1046	aromatic beefy traffic cone	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	acceptable N. O. Beer	3	good	
1048	mixed huge oyster egg	1		
1049	twisted oyster egg	1		
1050	pickled pulsating mirror oyster egg	1		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 50
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	denatured oyster egg	1		
1053	pickled huge oyster egg	1		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 10
1054	altered narrow oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 20
1055	tumbling plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	dried puce oyster egg	1		
1057	modified puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 10
1058	pickled puce oyster egg	1		
1059	shaking puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	dried mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 5
1061	pickled mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	dehydrated twirling mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	vaporized pulsating skewed oyster egg	1		
1065	boiled oyster egg	1		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 50
1066	compressed cyan oyster egg	1		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 30
1067	tumbling plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	pickled huge fuchsia oyster egg	1		
1069	twisted squat narrow oyster egg	1		
1070	dried twirling oyster egg	1		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 40
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	altered blurry off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 35
1073	mixed off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 10
1074	pickled wobbly upside-down off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	altered oyster egg	1		
1077	boiled oyster egg	1		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 45
1078	compressed teal oyster egg	1		
1079	blue plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	gray emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gray gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	squat rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	squat clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	mirror clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	red clockwork sheet	0		
1093	teal clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	blurry deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	jittery clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	ghostly grievous clockwork hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	clockwork trench coat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1099	pulsating inspector's clockwork pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	squat stiffened gnauga hide chaps	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	red false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	maroon unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	ghostly shaking Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	mirror twirling clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	blurry narrow clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	squat clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	jittery clockwork maid	0		
1114	upside-down narrow tisket	0		
1115	blurry tasket	0		
1116	tumbling annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	lightning-fast wool chaotic Stupid University Diploma	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	jittery fairy gravy	0		
1123	huge zippy halfberd	0		Initiative: +20
1124	blue huge small glove	0		
1125	auspicious asbestos-lined chaotic glove	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10
1126	wicked toothpick	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
1127	ninja sword of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	flame-retardant sequined fez	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	ghostly Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	star shirt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	denatured super-anodized eyeliner	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 18
1136	chilled moist lipstick	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 21
1137	lard-coated brawny bicycle chain	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1138	mirror mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	special artisanal mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 35
1140	watered-down delicious lime green icy mushroom wine	2	awesome	
1141	tolerable spinning mushroom wine	4	good	
1142	fortified mediocre pointy mushroom wine	5	decent	
1143	weak drinkable flat mushroom wine	2	good	
1144	fancy perfectly mixed spinning cool mushroom wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 40
1145	tolerable special watered-down knob mushroom wine	2	good	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 50
1146	artisanal knoll mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1147	practically non-alcoholic aged mushroom wine	1	awesome	
1148	artisanal fancy shot of flower schnapps	4	EPIC	Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 45
1149	toothsome flower petal pie	3	awesome	
1150	tolerable bouncing bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	good	
1151	prompt arcane researcher's discarded plastic fork	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventures: +3
1152	upside-down gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	flavorless huge Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	decent	
1154	twisted blinking Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	decent	Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 35
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	olive wholeberd of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1158	boiled pickled bouncing Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 59
1159	pulsating squat mariachi G-string	0		
1160	narrow toasty irate sombrero	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	pressed twirling handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 36
1163	oxidized chilled marzipan skull	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 20
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	teal narrow hovering sombrero	0		
1166	narrow maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	huge huge exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	shaking chocolate box	0		
1171	narrow coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	wobbly chrome box	0		
1175	squat blurry cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	yellow magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	tumbling fuchsia daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	lime green gilded lily	0		
1187	red deadly nightshade	0		
1188	skewed lotus	0		
1189	upside-down can of asparagus	0		
1190	cyan dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	spinning Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	spinning stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	spinning yeti	0		
1197	tumbling Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	special normal mugcake	4	good	Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 40
1201	moldy urinal cake	3	crappy	
1202	rotten Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3	crappy	
1203	rotten personalized birthday cake	3	crappy	
1204	jumbo moldy three-tiered wedding cake	5	crappy	
1205	decent mirror babycakes	4	good	
1206	stale velvet cake	4	decent	
1207	stale congratulatory cake	4	decent	
1208	tiny normal angel-food cake	1	good	
1209	stale devil's-food cake	3	decent	
1210	spoiled fuchsia birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	crappy	
1211	cyan balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	blue Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	narrow mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Mr. Balloon of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1221	huge balloon	0		
1222	purple Mr. Eh? of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only
1224	mirror lion tamer's mansplainer's deadly steel shillelagh	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +2
1225	shaking tumbling vibrating Samson's steel skullcap of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	sinister supercool beefcake's steel solitaire	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1227	Jack Frost's steel scarf of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1228	olive medical-grade brainy steel slacks of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	Annie Oakley's Rosewater's steel suspenders of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
1230	scandalous sinister pikestaff of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
1231	zippy hardy pith helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	Jeselnik's mansplainer's rosy-cheeked pocketwatch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
1233	reassuring double-paned pinky ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1234	spinning prompt medical-grade studded pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	pulsating Temple Grandin's pendant of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	wobbly smelly wholesome hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1237	pulsating wobbly tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	blurry blue huge iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	tumbling limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	pulsating carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	red toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	blurry Tesla Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1245	Socratic Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
1246	skewed wholesome rib of the Bonerdagon of the wise owl of the storm	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	asbestos-lined mansplainer's Bonerdagon necklace of horror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
1249	bouncing Boss Bat britches of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	sizzling Boss Bat bling of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1251	decent Knob shroomkabob	4	good	
1252	adequate gigantic shroomkabob	10	good	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	stale jumping bean burrito	4	decent	
1255	tiny decent upside-down jumping bean burrito	1	good	
1256	stale insanely jumping bean burrito	3	decent	
1257	toothsome small tumbling rat scrapple	2	awesome	
1258	spinning pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	Usain Bolt's perfumed traffic cone	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wobbly wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	vaporized narrow Hatorade	1		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 10
1262	blurry sinister educational off-hand balloon of the dark arts	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	half-sized decent mirror green gloomy mushroom	2	good	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	pulsating hexagonal wand	0		
1271	green aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	bouncing stiffened magic lamp	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1274	altered twirling Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	Jack Frost's basic meat skirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	artisanal watered-down Otorian Battle Scar	2	EPIC	
1277	baleful basic meat kilt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	meat skirt of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	upside-down stanky meat kilt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	personal trainer's penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	arcane researcher's penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	blurry chaotic yakskin skirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	Samson's yakskin kilt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	resourceful hippopotamus skirt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	chaotic hippopotamus kilt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	twirling jittery padded furry skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	cyan furry kilt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	yellow jittery shellacked gnauga hide skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	gnauga hide kilt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	aerosolized corrupted wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 46
1291	wobbly Jekyllin hide belt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	ring of adornment of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1294	jittery knitted horrifying ring of increase damage	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
1295	wobbly wool ring of gain strength	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1296	ring of resistance of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1297	shaking curative ring of fire resistance	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1298	curative ring of conflict	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1299	blurry miser's pirate hook	0		Meat Drop: +10
1300	thinker's monster bait	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
1301	electrified colloidal deodorant	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 24
1302	super-ionized reodorant	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 67
1303	shaking Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	olive blinking pulsating makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	spinning upside-down careful traffic cone of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	tumbling teal unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	spinning comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	extremely unsafe Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
1313	wobbly greedy Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
1314	ruddy Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	skewed reassuring rose-colored glasses	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1316	wobbly cyan facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	mirror mirror lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	immense spoiled green questionable taco	9	crappy	
1321	cyan Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	green petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	time helmet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	huge studded time trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	frightening time sword	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	huge yellow Dyspepsi-Cola helmet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	blue double-paned Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1328	experienced Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	perfumed Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1330	Tesla Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	Cloaca-Cola helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	ghostly Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	pulsating Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	red Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	bouncing Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	chaotic Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	wobbly squat zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	quadruple-denatured electrified super-activated Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 57
1345	dry irradiated huge Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	extra-unsweetened ionized Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	mansplainer's pinky ring	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
1352	aged redrum	4	awesome	
1353	wobbly ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	skewed bouncing pile of pebbles	0		
1355	toothsome gray bowl of oriole's nest soup	3	awesome	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	weak hand-crafted Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	EPIC	
1358	narrow green shaking pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	jittery ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	Oprah's disembodied smile	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
1362	red sausage	0		
1363	blurry clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	moldy tofurkey leg	4	crappy	
1366	adequate tofurkey gravy	4	good	
1367	adequate special herbal stuffing	4	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 15
1368	spoiled can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	crappy	
1369	toothsome shaking narrow olive yams	4	awesome	
1370	green rhinestone cowboy shirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1371	sharpshooter's gingham blouse	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1372	souvenir ski t-shirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1373	shaking sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	hardened plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	frightening plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	rosy-cheeked plastic Crimbo elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	ghostly thinker's plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	narrow plastic Crimbo reindeer of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	triple-ionized chocolate	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	maroon googly eye	0		
1385	red mirror stuffing	0		
1386	gray felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	squat top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	wobbly doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	pulsating teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	skewed avaricious frosty duck-on-a-string	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	skewed doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	toy train of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	double-paned marionette	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	Annie Oakley's sock monkey	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	dance instructor's rag doll	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	stylish can of fake snow	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	smooth colored-light "necklace"	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	quilted tree skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	flavorless miniature enchanted wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	normal diet bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	rotten tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	executive Unionize The Elves sign	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	Vulcanized super-adjusted energized snowcone	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	wet non-pressed teal ghostly snowcone	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	corrupted dry snowcone	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	extra-quantum irradiated snowcone	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	aerosolized polarized huge snowcone	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	tarnished twirling snowcone	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	wobbly Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	Lo Pan's razor-sharp traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	frosty ice sickle of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	personal trainer's ice baby	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	bouncing strapping ice pick	0		Muscle: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	teal smelly wicked ice skates	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	moldy enchanted grue egg omelette	3	crappy	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 30
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	olive pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	adequate immense mushroom	10	good	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	narrow fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	huge blue hot stuffing	0		
1437	spinning useless powder	0		
1438	activated skewed twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 65
1439	moist double-warmed liquefied narrow hot powder	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 20
1440	nitrogenated moist powder	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 21
1441	polarized powder	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 22
1442	chilled stench powder	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 23
1443	quantum sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 50
1444	activated anodized purple twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 27
1445	extra-tarnished double-modified quantum hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 50
1446	dry nuggets	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 22
1447	quantum ionized upside-down nuggets	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 58
1448	Vulcanized stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
1449	altered double-unsweetened sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 23
1450	compressed mirror gray twinkly wad	1		
1451	dehydrated wobbly hot wad	1		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 45
1452	modified bouncing olive wad	1		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 15
1453	vaporized wad	1		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 5
1454	altered teal spinning stench wad	1		
1455	boiled green sleaze wad	1		
1456	green double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	adequate twirling blinking Valentine's Day cake	3	good	
1459	purple arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	upside-down mirror gray squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	upside-down salamander spleen	0		
1464	skewed sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	twirling suede shortsword	0		
1466	spinning bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	purple slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	red ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	huge pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	bouncing goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	bouncing salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	upside-down paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	skewed upside-down troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	beefy rabbit's foot of wisdom	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +15
1486	tumbling massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	wobbly dormouse	0		
1490	squat huge mansplainer's wicked chopsticks	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15
1491	wizardly rice bowl	0		Mysticality: +25
1492	blurry mirror ninja mop of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1493	boxer's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
1494	dry gray sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	rosy-cheeked traffic cone of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	triple-distilled artisanal gloomy mushroom wine	10	EPIC	
1497	watered-down mediocre mushroom wine	2	decent	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	shaking fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	chilled ghostly pulsating tumbling explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	maroon tumbling clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	jittery rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	polymerized ionized blue snowcone	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	mediocre triple-distilled calle de miel with a fly in it	7	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	drinkable rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	weak aged perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	spirit-forward drinkable slap and tickle with a fly in it	5	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	fake hand of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	pickled pulsating Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	altered narrow Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 10
1514	diluted pulsating Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	altered Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	jittery KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	avaricious Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +30
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	auspicious Tesla Radio Free Jersey	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	blinking pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	rock-hard weightlifter's corkscrew	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	huge fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	nasty grass skirt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	brawny grass hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	twirling smooth grass blade	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	mirror raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	blinking stanky sparkly engagement ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	huge Usain Bolt's Grimacite goggles of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	inspector's quilted Grimacite glaive	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	nasty educational Grimacite greaves	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	lime green zippy banded Grimacite garter	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	upside-down ghostly stanky Grimacite galoshes of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	sizzling ruddy Grimacite gorget	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	Grimacite guayabera of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	forbidden Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1548	Jack Frost's Socratic Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1549	MSG	0		
1550	supercharged second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
1551	mediocre bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	decent	
1552	lousy watered-down bottle of Definit	2	decent	
1553	drinkable bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	good	
1554	smooth watered-down blinking bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	awesome	
1555	bad blinking bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	decent	
1556	bad maroon boxed champagne	3	decent	
1557	flavorless kumquat	4	decent	
1558	jumbo flavorless tangerine	5	decent	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	delicious cocktail onion	3	awesome	
1561	adequate olive raspberry	4	good	
1562	rotten thick tumbling kiwi	5	crappy	
1563	drinkable bouncing whiskey bittersweet	3	good	
1564	perfectly mixed mimosette	4	EPIC	
1565	bad tequila sunset	4	decent	
1566	aged zmobie	3	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	bad gin and tonic	3	decent	
1568	drinkable practically non-alcoholic upside-down fuchsia vodka and tonic	1	good	
1569	smooth shaking vodka gibson	3	awesome	
1570	delicious yellow narrow tumbling gibson	3	awesome	
1571	enchanted drinkable parisian cathouse	3	good	Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 20
1572	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed rabbit punch	1	super EPIC	
1573	acceptable caipifruta	4	good	
1574	lousy teqiwila	3	decent	
1575	artisanal Divine	3	EPIC	
1576	delicious fancy Gordon Bennett	4	awesome	Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 15
1577	drinkable spinning tangarita	3	good	
1578	watered-down acceptable mandarina colada	2	good	
1579	hand-crafted gimlet	4	EPIC	
1580	artisanal irresponsibly strong brick road	6	EPIC	
1581	perfectly mixed vodka stratocaster	4	EPIC	
1582	bad Neuromancer	4	decent	
1583	aged prussian cathouse	4	awesome	
1584	lousy huge Mae West	4	decent	
1585	bad watered-down cyan Mon Tiki	2	decent	
1586	acceptable teqiwila slammer	3	good	
1587	yummy gigantic twirling Knob lo mein	6	awesome	
1588	jumbo flavorless asparagus lo mein	5	decent	
1589	jumbo rotten Knoll lo mein	5	crappy	
1590	stale small lo mein	2	decent	
1591	decent jittery olive lo mein	3	good	
1592	rotten hot hi mein	3	crappy	
1593	flavorless hi mein	4	decent	
1594	bland hi mein	3	decent	
1595	enchanted rotten tumbling hi mein	4	crappy	Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 35
1596	flavorless bite-sized sleazy hi mein	1	decent	
1597	squat skewed knitted Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	ghostly Jack Frost's Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	artisanal tangarita with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1601	watered-down special mediocre twirling mandarina colada with a fly in it	2	decent	Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 15
1602	watered-down fancy bad prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	decent	Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 35
1603	perfectly mixed Mae West with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1604	denatured blurry astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	squat delectable catalyst	0		
1606	compressed ultimate wad	1		
1607	double-altered cold-filtered libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 48
1608	diffused squat eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 64
1609	quantum wet bouncing perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 21
1610	denatured oxidized mirror eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 35
1611	altered energized magnetized potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 42
1612	cold-filtered double-dry blinking concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 45
1613	jittery coffin lid of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1614	jittery careful satin shield	0		Monster Level: -10
1615	family-friendly Cerebral Cloche	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	huge dog trainer's Cerebral Culottes	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	nippy careful Cerebral Crossbow of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	mirror ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	bouncing homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	aerosolized frozen huge blinking astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	red badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	denatured cold-filtered blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	nitrogenated extra-energized green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	Vulcanized orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	super-flattened purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	extra-concentrated pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	twirling beefcake's raspberry beret	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	huge knitted pixel shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1631	jittery beer cartilage	0		
1632	yellow Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	blurry Spanish fly	0		
1634	aged watered-down special cyan around the world	2	awesome	Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 15
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	denatured blurry lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 43
1638	galvanized improved lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 45
1639	flattened lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 61
1640	oxidized colloidal lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 29
1641	extra-denatured moist lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 44
1642	tolerable weak Grimacite Bock	2	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	spoiled low-calorie mirror wedge of gray cheese	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	tumbling fuchsia sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	bouncing brick	0		Free Pull
1650	pulsating milk of magnesium	0		
1651	moldy upside-down spinning foie gras	3	crappy	
1652	anodized oxidized shaking candy brain	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	twirling frightening chilly thinker's jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	aromatic energetic wad of Crovacite	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
1655	ghostly Newton's Herculean collar	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	cyan Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	gray Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Radio KoL Keychain of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
1662	blue Lo Pan's Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1663	spinning beefcake's Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Muscle: +25
1664	shaking slick Radio KoL Maracas	0		Moxie: +10
1665	rock-hard Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1666	gray Radio KoL Patch of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1667	mirror nippy Cat-Herding Prod	0		Cold Damage: +10
1668	gravedigger's star boomerang	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1669	Samson's star stiletto	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	blinking shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	shaking wool careful grave robbing shovel	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +1
1674	smartaleck's superhero mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	squat styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	shaking pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	stylish sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +25
1680	bouncing friendly beefy staff	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
1681	squat ruddy bubblewrap sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1682	twirling knitted manspreader's bubblewrap staff	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
1683	narrow greasy bubblewrap crossbow of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1684	executive chaotic styrofoam sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
1685	vibrating styrofoam staff of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10
1686	Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked styrofoam crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7
1687	bouncing red Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	smelly crossbow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1689	yellow careful ribbon	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	Da Vinci's discarded bottlecap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	tumbling crafty Sinatra's discarded torn-up glove	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	corrupted flattened colloidal ghostly salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 59
1693	moist super-alkaline eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 64
1694	triple-galvanized dry squat Frogade	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 68
1695	alkaline skewed papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 57
1696	yummy fancy massive royal jelly taco	8	awesome	Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 50
1697	snack-sized toothsome tofu taco	2	awesome	
1698	adequate jumping bean taco	3	good	
1699	moldy catgut taco	3	crappy	
1700	decent goat cheese taco	4	good	
1701	adequate upside-down pr0n taco	3	good	
1702	Vulcanized adjusted alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 43
1703	green Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	maroon flaregun	0		
1706	ghostly jittery lightning-fast avaricious auspicious sword	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40
1707	zippy reassuring therapeutic flypaper staff	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1708	auspicious reassuring Annie Oakley's grease gun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10
1709	flame-wreathed stiffened slick sword of static	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1710	nippy studded dance instructor's wiffle-flail	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10
1711	family-friendly resourceful energetic bubble bauble bow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1712	twirling lightning-fast Frost™ brand sword of incineration of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
1713	nippy Newton's squeaky staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10
1714	energetic Newton's can cannon of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1715	aromatic starchy sword	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1716	MacGyver's starchy staff	0		Maximum MP: +100
1717	strapping starchy crossbow	0		Muscle: +5
1718	jittery stanky wizardly pestoblade	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1719	perfumed poutine pole of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
1720	therapeutic stiffened curdflinger	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1721	flame-wreathed Sinatra's muculent machete	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1722	chaotic arcane researcher's glistening staff	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1723	ruddy repeating crossbow of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1725	olive bigger stick	0		
1726	teal sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	Herculean dense meat sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1729	greedy dense meat staff	0		Meat Drop: +20
1730	medical-grade dense meat crossbow	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1731	quilted grievous Sinatra's Spirit Precipice	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40
1732	shaking ghostly Usain Bolt's chilly weightlifter's smoldering staff	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
1733	huge lard-coated friendly hot cross bow of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
1734	auspicious sword behind inappropriate prepositions of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +10, Alters Page Text
1735	mirror inspector's Jack Frost's wholesome meatspout staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15
1736	twirling flame-retardant fortified carob cannon of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
1737	shaking knitted shuddersword of doom of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
1738	smartaleck's hairy staff of Calamity Jane of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1739	blinking double-paned Tesla stiffened projectile icemaker	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1740	aromatic Lo Pan's banded buffalo blade	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1
1741	veiny thinker's cheesestick	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +10
1742	quilted grievous potato pistol	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40
1743	savory sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1744	savory staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1745	coward's savory crossbow	0		Monster Level: -20
1746	wicked deadly cool Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5
1747	bouncing stylish soylent staff of the brazier	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1748	lightning-fast goulauncher of the cheetah	0		Initiative: 100
1749	blue defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	olive blurry blinking ruddy Gnollish pie server	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1751	cool Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Moxie: +5
1752	knitted Knob Goblin spatula	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1753	gray dance instructor's jack flapper	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1754	tumbling perfumed filthy pestle	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1755	wicked Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Spell Damage: +5
1756	prompt huge spoon	0		Adventures: +3
1757	lime green smooth pizza cutter	0		Moxie: +15
1758	skewed aromatic star spatula	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1759	skewed double-paned forbidden foon of fulmination	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
1760	pulsating asbestos-lined occult foon of frigidity	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
1761	blurry Sinatra's foon of foulness of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1762	foon of fearfulness of the cougar of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100
1763	jittery Van der Graaf savvy foon of fleshiness	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1764	jittery Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	ghostly Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	mirror purple pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	rotten gigantic fricasseed brains	10	crappy	
1770	spoiled brains casserole	4	crappy	
1771	gray medical-grade butcherknife	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1772	manspreader's corn holder	0		Monster Level: +10
1773	blurry eggbeater of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1774	lousy bottle of popskull	4	decent	
1775	energetic dishrag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1776	toothsome green stale baguette	3	awesome	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	bland dinner	3	decent	
1779	foul-smelling katana	0		Stench Damage: +10, Synergetic
1780	ram stick of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1781	pulsating occult enchantlers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	skewed brawny strapping ram-battering staff	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +20
1783	flavorless cyan crazy Turkish delight	3	decent	
1784	Sherlock's hale Snow Queen Crown	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	Jack Frost's Socratic sage ga-ga radio	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	oxidized extra-unsweetened bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 58
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	blurry Mob Penguin	0		
1790	weak drinkable mirror Ram's Face Lager	2	good	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	jittery censurious Temple Grandin's Travoltan trousers of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	yellow wicked pool cue of courage	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
1794	nitrogenated handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 12
1795	MacGyver's Counterclockwise Watch	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	squat bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	narrow misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	skewed animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	blurry animal jawbone	0		
1802	tumbling first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	huge sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	fuchsia first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	red second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	blurry shaking fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	pulsating fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	gray eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	narrow eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	pulsating first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	blue tumbling second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	squat fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	shaking sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	spinning fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	bouncing blue fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	huge ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	ghostly huge left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	spinning shaking left eighth rib	0		
1847	maroon blinking bouncing left ninth rib	0		
1848	maroon left tenth rib	0		
1849	purple left eleventh rib	0		
1850	huge left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	yellow right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	olive right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	fuchsia animal pelvis	0		
1864	teal left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	jittery right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	red right humerus	0		
1870	tumbling teal left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	bouncing lime green left ulna	0		
1873	lime green right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	wobbly left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	wobbly left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	twirling right third front claw	0		
1889	ghostly right fourth front claw	0		
1890	twirling left thumb	0		
1891	cyan right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	blue left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	narrow right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	red 1-ball	0		Item Drop: +5
1901	cyan skewed ruddy 2-ball of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1902	wizardly 3-ball of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +60
1903	green skewed sharpshooter's 4-ball of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1904	shellacked grievous 5-ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7
1905	narrow wicked 6-ball of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100
1906	skewed 7-ball of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	narrow miser's rosewater-soaked baleful clockwork sword	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
1911	prompt perfumed electrified clockwork staff	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1912	ghostly sizzling coward's Oprah's clockwork crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +10
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	bouncing teal wallet	0		
1918	huge coin purse	0		
1919	huge English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	jittery wakizashi of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Synergetic
1922	spinning gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	shaking blinking rosy-cheeked greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	curative dangerous helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	bouncing brainy spear of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Breakable
1932	foul-smelling shield	0		Stench Damage: +10, Breakable
1933	pitchfork of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1934	quilted broken sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1935	coward's snarling wolf shield	0		Monster Level: -20, Synergetic
1936	green lupine sword	0		Item Drop: +5, Synergetic
1937	jittery olive sharpshooter's snake shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Synergetic
1938	groovy serpentine sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Synergetic
1939	blurry grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	dog trainer's energetic 9-ball of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
1941	upside-down flame-wreathed supercool seal pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	curative Sinatra's turtle brooch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	Van der Graaf educational noodle ring	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	squat blinking flame-retardant stylish saucepan earring	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	asbestos-lined wicked disco ball pendant	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	mirror red frosty dance instructor's accordion pin	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	extremely unsafe Newton's worn tophat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	spinning lime green sizzling brawny tap shoes	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
1949	miniature moldy twirling Manetwich	2	crappy	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	aged triple-distilled bottle of Pinot Renoir	9	awesome	
1952	yummy twirling desiccated apricot	3	awesome	
1953	high-proof aged special huge flute of flat champagne	8	awesome	Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 35
1954	decent dehydrated caviar	3	good	
1955	upside-down yellow styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	mediocre weak snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2	decent	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	yellow inkwell	0		
1959	tumbling tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	aerosolized Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 14
1963	dance card	0		
1964	gray greedy opera mask	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	red banded Socratic Amulet of Yendor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	cyan jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	wobbly mirror bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	green spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	teal blurry plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	teal Rosewater's cool shrimp fork	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	teal gravy fairy	0		
1977	blinking gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	ghostly astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	wobbly hand turkey	0		
1984	mirror gray snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	tumbling bouncing rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	narrow right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	narrow Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	blurry Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	wobbly spinning Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	wobbly Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	tumbling Inndya trading card	0		
2015	twirling Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	olive diamond necklace	0		
2017	narrow spade necklace	0		
2018	spinning club necklace	0		
2019	squat cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	flavorless massive jittery cherry pie	7	decent	
2021	rotten half-sized squat strawberry pie	2	crappy	
2022	moldy squat lemon meringue pie	4	crappy	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	
2024	big flavorless mixed wildflower greens	5	decent	
2025	decent handful of walnuts	4	good	
2026	toothsome nutty organic salad	4	awesome	
2027	stale ghostly super salad	4	decent	
2028	bland tofu wonton	3	decent	
2029	blinking hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	skewed wool banded Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2031	zippy didgeridooka	0		Initiative: +20
2032	ghostly bullet-proof corduroys of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	round sunglasses of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2034	skewed fireproof wicker shield	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	pressed ionized shaking radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 54
2037	liquefied shaking wobbly wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 41
2038	diffused pickled bouncing ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 25
2039	narrow x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	shaking patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	decent half-sized squat brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2	good	
2046	delicious frat brats	4	awesome	
2047	moldy squat knob ka-bobs	3	crappy	
2049	hand-crafted can of Swiller	3	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	chilled denatured wobbly adder bladder	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 20
2057	twirling pension check	0		
2058	twirling picnic basket	0		
2059	modified shaking Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 46
2060	scandalous sword of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5
2061	wholesome helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	educational shield of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +20
2063	normal small blackberry	2	good	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	cyan PADL Phone	0		
2066	skewed rosy-cheeked boxer's kick-ass kicks	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	beer helmet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	gravedigger's coward's distressed denim pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	beefy perforated battle paddle	0		Muscle: +10
2072	maroon lion tamer's flashing novelty button of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
2073	smelly wholesome glowstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	hardened anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2075	stanky spandex anniversary shorts	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	spinning rock-hard jar of anniversary jam	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2077	bucket of anniversary lard of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2078	huge anniversary concrete fedora of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	Da Vinci's makeshift turban of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	makeshift cape of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2081	personal trainer's makeshift skirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	twirling jittery makeshift crane	0		
2084	spinning can of starch	0		
2085	altered jittery red bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	distilled shaking bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	mixed spinning tube of hair oil	1		
2088	nitrogenated pickled red Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 25
2089	twirling Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	executive avaricious auspicious rosewater-soaked ribald pilgrim shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: 70, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	upside-down bath salts	0		
2092	mirror hand mirror	0		
2093	hors d'oeuvre tray of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2094	rotten ballroom blintz	4	crappy	
2095	towel	0		
2096	dehydrated guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	gray sharpshooter's 17-ball	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	huge hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	maroon coal button	0		
2106	skewed narrow burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	twirling non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	jittery tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	Sherlock's wheel	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	bouncing yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	prehistoric spear of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	Herculean fire of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	blinking medical-grade Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2121	blue hale ASCII shirt	0		Maximum HP: +20
2122	Sinatra's safety vest of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Booze Drop: +100
2123	forbidden eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2125	jittery energetic Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2126	narrow ruddy bronze breastplate of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50
2127	groovy hat hacker T-shirt of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	blinking banded killer rag doll	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	slick incredibly marionette	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	shaking mad scientist's sock monkey of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	cyan wobbly blurry alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	wobbly avaricious vampire duck-on-a-string of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	toy crazy train of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	fuchsia mirror length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	ghostly block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	jittery felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	squat evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	squat evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	jumbo spoiled frank	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	moldy miniature plate of franks and beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	smooth cyan shot of blackberry schnapps	4	awesome	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	pulsating carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	tumbling ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	twirling Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	jittery quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	narrow bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	skewed hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	Herculean toy ray gun of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	Temple Grandin's toy space helmet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	banded astronaut pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	narrow family-friendly toy jet pack	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	squat mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	weightlifter's obsidian dagger	0		Muscle: +15
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	bouncing amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	wobbly Harold's hammer	0		
2185	blurry brawny Kiss the Knob apron	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	maroon lit birthday cake	0		
2188	tumbling flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	watered-down drinkable flask of peppermint schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	shaking huge book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	massive tasty candy stake	6	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	drinkable eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	flavorless mirror huge unspeakable fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	bland special gingerbread horror	3	decent	Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	ionized but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	tiny adequate bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	good	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	immense adequate skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	8	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	tasty squat tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	ribald plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	bouncing plastic yuletide troll of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	jittery dog trainer's plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	plastic Crimboween pentagram of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	manspreader's plastic Scream Queen	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	huge jittery time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	mirror Crimbo tiki necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	clever strapping bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	twirling skewed narrow stanky Crimbo ukulele	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	groovy Rosewater's Tiki lighter	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	mirror blurry Socratic thinker's deck of tropical cards	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	tropical paperweight of the brute of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	green tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tumbling mirror tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	twirling mirror foul-smelling Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	personal trainer's Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	rotten thick spinning super ka-bob	5	crappy	
2218	normal enchanted beer basted brat	3	good	Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 45
2219	shaking padded Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	liquefied olive and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	family-friendly liar's pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	blinking juggler's balls of James Dean of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	upside-down beefy pink shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	red skewed familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	yellow steel-toed evil eyeball pendant of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	tarnished pulsating arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	adjusted concentrated cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	super-ionized aerosolized toad horn	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	squat cyan mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	twirling nasty bow tie	0		Stench Damage: +5, Clowniness: 75
2234	ghostly calavera concertina of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Song Duration: 7
2235	yellow nasty vibrating ratarang	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
2236	nitrogenated extra-anodized turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 48
2237	mirror pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	mirror MacGyver's pygmy nose-bone	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2239	Newton's bad voodoo mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	tumbling wobbly bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	pygmy spear of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2242	triple-warmed warmed pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 42
2243	occult Socratic headhunter necktie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2244	blurry stiffened Da Vinci's pointed stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1
2245	jittery flame-wreathed knobby helmet turtle	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	blinking knobby kneepads of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2247	bouncing wobbly stanky sewer turtle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2248	nippy veiny sebaceous shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +10
2249	purple skeletortoise of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	resourceful box turtle	0		Maximum MP: +50
2252	box turtle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2253	jittery miser's Samson's bottlecap turtle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +10
2254	tumbling slick bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of the brute of bravery	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	knitted furry turtle	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	fuchsia furry earmuffs of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2257	fuchsia curative experienced reinforced furry underpants	0		Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2258	spinning "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	blinking photograph of God	0		
2260	narrow hard rock candy	0		
2261	squat shaking hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	upside-down bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	moldy super-sized stunt nuts	5	crappy	
2265	decent tiny narrow wet stew	1	good	
2266	upside-down wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	rock-hard Staff of Fats	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2269	half-sized rotten sausage wonton	2	crappy	
2270	Usain Bolt's belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2271	spirit-forward acceptable bottle of Merlot	5	good	
2272	artisanal bottle of Port	3	EPIC	
2273	lousy triple-distilled gray bottle of Pinot Noir	6	decent	
2274	hand-crafted bottle of Zinfandel	3	EPIC	
2275	acceptable bottle of Marsala	3	good	
2276	mediocre enchanted bottle of Muscat	3	decent	Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 5
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	blurry wobbly Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	bouncing book	0		
2280	mirror Manual of Labor	0		
2281	narrow Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	green Socratic seal-skull helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	yellow petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	family-friendly supercharged glowstick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	upside-down narrow Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	blurry blue wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	squat worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	upside-down narrow Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	diffused jittery candy heart	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	anodized pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	dry dry wobbly candy heart	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	non-oxidized ghostly mirror candy heart	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	pressed magnetized candy heart	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	wet candy heart	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	gray blinking candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	spinning candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	maroon candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	pulsating broken carburetor	0		
2317	narrow spinning bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	bouncing yellow carved wheel	0		
2320	tumbling tumbling worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	twirling worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	twirling headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	narrow Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	bouncing Staff of Ed	0		
2326	lime green stone rose	0		
2327	boiled altered ionized shaking can of paint	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 53
2328	squat drum machine	0		
2329	huge handful of confetti	0		
2330	skewed chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	narrow skewed bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	special tiny adequate Better Than Cuddling Cake	1	good	Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 45
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	pulsating Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	reassuring scorching pipe	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
2337	reinforced beaded headband of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	moldy ghostly pudding	4	crappy	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	lousy extra-dry Blackfly Chardonnay	5	decent	
2340	smooth & tan	3	awesome	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	decent super-sized skewed forest cake	5	good	
2343	rotten skewed forest ham	4	crappy	
2344	activated teal squat filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 38
2345	modified filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 65
2346	quadruple-magnetized denatured filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 16
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	teal water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	bouncing beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	jittery red steel-toed fire poi of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 9
2353	bouncing double-paned bejeweled pledge pin	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	enhanced energized henna face paint	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 55
2356	dry ionized corrupted skewed tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 62
2357	experienced Gaia beads of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +7
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	upside-down clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	scandalous padded hippy medical kit	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2362	groovy Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15
2363	Jeselnik's chaotic longhaired hippy wig	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	tumbling resourceful Zim Merman's guitar	0		Maximum MP: +50
2365	mansplainer's C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Monster Level: +15
2366	reassuring peel hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	twirling pulsating carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	wobbly skewed greasy cool flowing hippy skirt	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	blinking natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	cyan bunch of bananas	0		
2373	decent banana	3	good	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	fancy adequate banana cream pie	4	good	Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 15
2376	weak smooth skewed banana daiquiri	2	awesome	
2377	high-proof acceptable bungle in the jungle	7	good	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	quadruple-warmed adjusted banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 15
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	wobbly class ring	0		
2383	blinking class ring	0		
2384	gray bouncing class ring	0		
2385	maroon bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	wobbly Annie Oakley's keg shield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2387	medical-grade finger	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2388	zippy studded war tongs	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +20
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	dangerous asbestos apron	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2391	perfumed beaten-up Chucks	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2392	blue friendly natty ascot	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2393	reassuring steel-toed wreath of laurels	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	flame-retardant dangerous Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	narrow family-friendly tube sock	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	cyan depantsing bomb	0		
2398	maroon foul-smelling energy drink IV	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2399	twirling perfumed shellacked Elmley shades	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	blurry resourceful grievous beer bong	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	pulsating Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	upside-down worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	spinning broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	narrow cyan triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	deadly bounty-hunting helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	lightning-fast bounty-hunting rifle	0		Initiative: +40
2418	double-paned bounty-hunting pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	warmed bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 18
2420	non-enhanced galvanized ionized pulsating squat teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
2421	oxidized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 49
2422	non-aerosolized wobbly irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 12
2423	anodized galvanized ionized olive Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 38
2424	irradiated Vulcanized squat cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 25
2425	polarized triple-modified extra-unsweetened upside-down can of spinach	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 64
2426	aerosolized nitrogenated green huge fire flower	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 55
2427	super-unsweetened huge blurry freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 55
2428	galvanized oxidized teal fake blood	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 34
2429	vacuum-sealed unsweetened Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 25
2430	liquefied non-polarized narrow bag of lard	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 20
2431	colloidal double-cold-filtered bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 61
2432	deionized liquefied SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 24
2433	denatured tumbling bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 33
2434	colloidal purple eyedrops	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 44
2435	boiled triple-modified Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 43
2436	aerosolized pressed tarnished blurry donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 57
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	squat huge scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	yellow unnatural gas	0		
2441	yellow Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	Jim Carey's cool pink glowstick	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	drinkable special Supernova Champagne	3	good	Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 5
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	skewed upside-down bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	spinning six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	Herculean goatskin umbrella	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2452	jittery rock-hard sinister wool hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	wobbly Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	belt of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2455	fuchsia bar whip of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2456	wobbly banded barskin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2457	flame-wreathed whip	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2458	barskin loincloth of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	upside-down tighty whiteys of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	wholesome yak toupee	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	squat odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	normal bowl of Bounty-Os	4	good	
2465	drinkable ghostly Oreille Divisée brandy	4	good	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	pulsating squat suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	olive callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	yellow wobbly stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	coward's clown wig of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +7, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	blurry hardy clownskin belt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Clowniness: 50
2477	green chaotic clownskin buckler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Clowniness: 50
2478	fuchsia deadly clown whip	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	up-at-dawn demon-horned hat	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	demon buckler of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2482	mansplainer's grievous demon whip of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2483	sinister barskin cloak	0		Spell Damage: +10
2484	banded dance instructor's snakeskin duster	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +100
2485	scandalous clownskin harness of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Clowniness: 50
2486	ghostly frosty stylish demonskin jacket	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2487	bouncing smooth hipposkin poncho	0		Moxie: +15
2488	Rosewater's yak anorak	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2489	tuxedo shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2490	frosty veiny gnauga hide vest	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2491	upside-down narrow shirt kit	0		
2492	pulsating tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	skewed dance instructor's Necrotelicomnicon of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2495	dangerous Cookbook of the Damned of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15
2496	foul-smelling supercool Sinful Desires	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	tumbling molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	jittery necklace chain	0		
2506	pulsating beach glass bead	0		
2507	blue clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	Jack Frost's beach glass necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2509	peace-sign necklace of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2510	wholesome round sunglasses of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2511	huge spinning Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	smartaleck's spark plug earring of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3
2514	twirling groovy woven baling wire bracelets of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10
2515	shaking studded Samson's gearbox necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +80
2516	up-at-dawn wrench bracelet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +5
2517	lime green Socratic stylish chain necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1
2518	blurry knitted sawblade shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2519	perfectly mixed upside-down McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	EPIC	
2520	practically non-alcoholic bad squat melted Jell-o shot	1	decent	
2521	practically non-alcoholic enchanted perfectly mixed cruelty-free wine	1	EPIC	Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 15
2522	bad irresponsibly strong mirror thistle wine	6	decent	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	super-sized adequate fish	5	good	
2526	rotten fish casserole	3	crappy	
2527	normal wobbly fish lasagna	4	good	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	adequate gnatloaf	4	good	
2530	stale small gnatloaf casserole	2	decent	
2531	rotten maroon gnat lasagna	3	crappy	
2532	pork	0		
2533	thick bland gray pork chop sandwiches	5	decent	
2534	bite-sized flavorless blurry pork casserole	1	decent	
2535	yummy pork lasagna	4	awesome	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	purple organs	0		
2539	toasty Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	triple-polymerized skewed lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	chilled magnetized modified tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	liquefied diffused gray begpwnia	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	altered altered narrow upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	boiled blurry half-orchid	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	wobbly ghostly tin star of the ox of the storm	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	tumbling dog trainer's coward's outrageous sombrero	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	Usain Bolt's Socratic "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	huge Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	jittery reeds	0		
2553	mirror turtle chain	0		
2554	ghostly distilled seal blood	0		
2555	mirror high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	toasty brawny cool Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	rosewater-soaked experienced Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	blurry horrifying Herculean Chelonian Morningstar	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	smooth Hammer of Smiting of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	Newton's 17-alarm Saucepan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	narrow wholesome Fonzie's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	ghostly bouncing can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	twirling Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	magnetized ant agonist	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
2570	blinking ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	huge ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	jittery ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	teal fortified cactus quill of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2578	executive MacGyver's hale Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +40
2579	bland cactus fruit	3	decent	
2580	tumbling greasy scorpion whip of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	gray brick of sand	0		
2583	yummy centipede eggs	3	awesome	
2584	bouncing frightening wonderwall shield	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2585	fuchsia Da Vinci's Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2586	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2587	auspicious Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Item Drop: +10
2588	narrow ghostly Fonzie's Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2589	adequate hot date	3	good	
2590	practically non-alcoholic tolerable distilled fortified wine	1	good	
2591	spoiled tasty tart	3	crappy	
2592	twirling Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	rotten Knob pasty	4	crappy	
2594	lousy practically non-alcoholic lime green thermos full of Knob coffee	1	decent	
2595	frozen quadruple-galvanized Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 55
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	olive leathery bat skin	0		
2598	teal leathery rat skin	0		
2599	blue Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	red upside-down carbonated water lily	0		
2601	squat greedy frightening Staff of the Midnight Snack of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +20
2602	avaricious sharpshooter's Staff of Blood and Pudding of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: 25, Meat Drop: +30
2603	blinking smoldering box	0		
2604	electrified Tuesday's ruby	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	upside-down palm-frond fan	0		
2607	wobbly Newton's palm-frond whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2608	upside-down palm-frond net	0		
2609	hardened fortified palm-frond capris	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	frightening extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	ghostly palm-frond cloak of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	gray twirling mojo filter	0		
2615	snack-sized adequate savoy truffle	2	good	
2616	squat spinning Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	Iiti Kitty phone charm of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
2619	green jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	bland low-calorie unidentified jerky	1	decent	
2621	resourceful vibrating nasty rat mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	wool careful ratskin belt	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2623	studded rattail whip of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +50
2624	stanky bat hat of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	squat mansplainer's hardy bat whip	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +15
2626	maroon perfumed stiffened bat-ass jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +5
2627	horrifying catskin cap of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	ghostly manspreader's catskin buckler of the empath	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
2629	asbestos-lined savvy tail o' nine cats	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	double-oxidized gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 31
2632	diffused warmed anodized skewed mother's helper	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 46
2633	Jeselnik's pat-a-cake pendant of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	blinking lime green really thick bandage	0		
2636	careful mummy mask	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	coward's resourceful gauze shorts	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	narrow cherry soda	0		
2640	Annie Oakley's strapping greaves	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	gravedigger's Samson's cowboy hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	scandalous horrifying Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
2643	blurry padded happiness	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2644	spinning feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	healthy Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	lime green pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	delicious fancy S.T.L.T.	4	awesome	Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	bland honey-dew	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	mediocre spirit-forward Xanadian	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	ionized spinning bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	smelly Drowsy Sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2657	moldy escargotsicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	tolerable bottle of realpagne	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	lard-coated albatross necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	altered shaking yellow not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	enchanted perfectly mixed pulsating flask of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	twirling sizzling ball mask	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	perfumed Can-Can skirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	unsweetened blue narrow sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf™", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	denatured bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	extra-dry bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	aerosolized triple-Vulcanized bouncing pulsating spiky collar	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	mixed twirling can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	twisted ghostly patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	vaporized Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	mediocre mirror shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	spinning Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	extra-wet bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	twisted fuchsia handful of moss	1		
2676	distilled bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	mixed maroon protein powder	1		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 5
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	frozen Vulcanized tumbling red sparkler	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 11
2680	magnetized yellow twirling snake	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 12, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	oxidized M-242	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 17
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	ghostly Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	mansplainer's razor-sharp armgun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	frosty beefcake's beefy dreadlock whip	0		Muscle: 35, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2689	clever sinister beer-a-pult	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20
2690	upside-down Socratic experienced cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1
2691	flavorless twirling handful of nuts and berries	3	decent	
2692	wobbly manspreader's driftwood sculpture of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25
2693	wool massive sitar of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100
2694	mirror horrifying toasty stone baseball cap of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	perfectly mixed green cup of beer	3	EPIC	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	upside-down Annie Oakley's duct tape shirt of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100
2700	blinking duct tape fedora of the scaredy-cat of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	nippy thinker's duct tape sword	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +10
2702	sizzling fortified duct tape dockers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	studded duct tape buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	executive resourceful blackberry slippers of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2706	pulsating flame-retardant frosty Van der Graaf blackberry moccasins	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2707	fireproof energetic cool blackberry combat boots	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2708	corrupted funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 11
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	quantum lime green facepaint	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 46
2712	unsweetened pickled sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 28
2713	double-chilled deionized Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 16
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	banded Newton's battered hubcap of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +100
2717	Sherlock's hood ornament of James Dean of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
2718	red upside-down spare kidney	0		
2719	family-friendly hand-carved bokken of courage of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
2720	mirror lightning-fast frightening toasty hand-carved bow	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
2721	huge toasty hand-carved staff of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
2722	zippy Socratic Staff of the Greasefire of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20
2723	Sherlock's shellacked Staff of the Grand Flambé of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25
2724	adequate thick bouncing upside-down bowl of rye sprouts	5	good	
2725	low-calorie rotten cob of corn	1	crappy	
2726	moldy juniper berries	3	crappy	
2727	flavorless tumbling plum	3	decent	
2728	massive stale pear	7	decent	
2729	thick spoiled mirror red peach	5	crappy	
2730	boozy hand-crafted plum wine	5	EPIC	
2731	lousy huge shot of pear schnapps	4	decent	
2732	enchanted watered-down drinkable shot of peach schnapps	2	good	Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 40
2733	stale bunch of square grapes	3	decent	
2734	yummy brown sugar cane	4	awesome	
2735	half-sized normal blue sandwich of the gods	2	good	
2736	weak tolerable upside-down Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2	good	
2737	dehydrated leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	quantum chilled yellow panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 49
2740	censurious crafty thinker's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2741	enchanted mediocre boilermaker	3	decent	Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 50
2742	yummy steel lasagna	4	quest	
2743	mediocre high-proof steel margarita	8	quest	
2744	distilled skewed squat steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 45
2745	super-modified blinking gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
2746	alkaline wobbly extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 28
2747	huge chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	padded furniture dolly	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
2749	lightning-fast knitted rock-hard Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
2750	red tumbling lard-coated beefcake's Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2751	bouncing strapping Lead Zeta of Chastity of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2752	up-at-dawn rock-hard Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2753	Usain Bolt's Herculean Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2754	Socratic Nickel Gamma of Frugality of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2755	auspicious Da Vinci's Iron Beta of Industry	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2756	forbidden Copper Alpha of Sincerity of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2757	red wool dangerous Red Balloon of Valor	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2758	cyan skewed up-at-dawn therapeutic Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2759	Jeselnik's energetic Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2760	Herculean Green Clover of Justice of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2761	Jim Carey's Yellow Moon of Compassion of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2762	upside-down olive smelly Orange Star of Sacrifice of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2763	Pink Heart of Spirit of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2764	bouncing greasy chaotic Order of the Silver Wossname of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	decent bouncing Crimbo pie	3	good	
2768	stale thick wobbly pear tart	5	decent	
2769	moldy miniature peach pie	2	crappy	
2770	pressed chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 69
2771	modified alkaline red jittery handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 60
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	narrow effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	brawny filigreed hamethyst earring of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
2778	tumbling ribald weightlifter's filigreed hamethyst necklace of the brute	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2779	wobbly tumbling groovy filigreed hamethyst ring of Tarzan of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2780	tumbling family-friendly brainy baconstone earring of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2781	nippy wicked baconstone necklace	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2782	mirror Annie Oakley's deadly Rosewater's baconstone ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2783	slick pulled porquoise earring of dire peril	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +20
2784	frosty pulled porquoise pendant of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2785	spinning supercharged Samson's pulled porquoise ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2786	twirling upside-down lightning-fast censurious Earring of Fire	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2787	maroon toasty Pendant of Fire of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2788	twirling maroon nippy strapping Ring of Fire	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2789	healthy thinker's Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2790	padded sage Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
2791	careful Ice-Cold Beer Ring of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2792	padded Unspeakable Earring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
2793	smelly Choker of the Ultragoth of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2794	greedy friendly The Ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2795	electrified fortified Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2796	Putrid Pendant of vim and vigor of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2797	censurious Ring of the Sewer Snake of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2798	spinning healthy rock-hard Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2799	shellacked Mudflap-Girl Necklace of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2800	foul-smelling Mudflap-Girl Ring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jittery jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	boiled colloidal vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 27
2805	oxidized pickled vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 37
2806	polarized super-corrupted vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 63
2807	deionized flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 45
2808	quadruple-Vulcanized vacuum-sealed jittery flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 36
2809	pickled liquefied lime green flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22
2810	nitrogenated quadruple-alkaline enhanced huge jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 63
2811	quadruple-dry adjusted narrow jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 51
2812	wet jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 59
2813	nasty Beret of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	brawny Bludgeon of James Dean of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Brimstone
2815	avaricious Jeselnik's Annie Oakley's Bunker	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Brimstone
2816	pulsating skewed fireproof healthy Boxers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	red inspector's Temple Grandin's studded Brooch	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	wobbly rosewater-soaked supercharged Bracelet of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	flame-wreathed Grimacite gasmask of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	blinking censurious cool Grimacite gat	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	shaking chilly Samson's Grimacite gaiters	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	Usain Bolt's Grimacite gauntlets of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	extremely unsafe razor-sharp Grimacite go-go boots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 125, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	prompt wholesome Grimacite girdle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	smelly Grimacite gown	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	quilted Staff of the Kitchen Floor of the storm of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2827	blurry anniversary gift box	0		
2828	pulsating loaded dice	0		
2829	tumbling really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	rotten digital key lime pie	4	crappy	
2833	stale star key lime pie	3	decent	
2834	jittery gray banded bottle-rocket crossbow of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	twirling clever indie comic hipster glasses	0		Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	thinker's glowstick of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	Periodical Paintbrush of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only
2840	artisanal blurry mirror bottle of cooking sherry	3	EPIC	
2841	moldy packet of ketchup	3	crappy	
2842	hand-crafted high-proof accidental cider	6	EPIC	
2843	jumbo stale dire fudgesicle	5	decent	
2844	prompt beefy navel ring of navel gazing of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	jittery class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	ghostly plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	tumbling sharpshooter's Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	bad practically non-alcoholic moonberry wine cooler	1	decent	
2851	small toothsome fine aged cheddarwurst	2	awesome	
2852	fuchsia squat branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	squat dangerous smooth huge mosquito proboscis	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10
2856	tarnished swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 44
2857	frozen boiled seegar butt	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 64
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	red banded witch wart of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
2860	decent swamp muck	4	good	
2861	olive inspector's gravedigger's studded leechknife	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
2862	bouncing decomposed boot	0		
2863	quadruple-moist unsweetened dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 57
2864	fuchsia skewed stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	flame-wreathed brainy beaver spear	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2866	blinking Jim Carey's energetic shamanic beads	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25
2867	steel-toed forbidden dilapidated wizard hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	diffused quadruple-nitrogenated shaking pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 50
2869	anodized pressed pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 28
2870	double-flattened quantum alkaline fuchsia pirate tract	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 38
2871	tumbling burnt flower	0		
2872	Annie Oakley's resourceful plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2873	mansplainer's plastic Ed the Undying of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +25
2874	wobbly aromatic smartaleck's plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1
2875	hale plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Maximum HP: +20
2876	blinking brainy plastic protector spectre	0		Mysticality: +5
2877	mirror upside-down dog trainer's plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2878	plastic Boss Bat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2879	mirror pulsating green reassuring plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2880	sinister plastic Bonerdagon	0		Spell Damage: +10
2881	up-at-dawn plastic The Man	0		Adventures: +5
2882	Usain Bolt's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Initiative: +80
2883	narrow steel-toed plastic Felonia	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2884	medical-grade plastic Beelzebozo	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2885	Temple Grandin's plastic conservationist hippy	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2886	ghostly careful plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Monster Level: -10
2887	resourceful plastic angry bugbear	0		Maximum MP: +50
2888	pulsating plastic anime smiley of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2889	shaking wicked plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Spell Damage: +5
2890	shaking smelly plastic astronomer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2891	savvy plastic beanbat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2892	Sinatra's plastic blooper	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2893	flame-wreathed plastic brainsweeper	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2894	Tesla plastic briefcase bat	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2895	plastic demoninja of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2896	razor-sharp plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2897	asbestos-lined plastic drunk goat	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2898	cyan plastic fiendish can of asparagus of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2899	ghostly curative plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2900	gray twirling grievous plastic handsome mariachi	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2901	wobbly twirling prompt plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Adventures: +3
2902	lion tamer's plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2903	Fonzie's plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2904	wicked plastic Knott Yeti	0		Spell Damage: +5
2905	shellacked plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2906	squat executive plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Meat Drop: +40
2907	green reassuring plastic ninja snowman	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2908	shaking experienced plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Experience: +2
2909	double-paned plastic G Imp	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2910	hale plastic goth	0		Maximum HP: +20
2911	plastic cubist bull of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2912	spinning toasty plastic scary clown	0		Hot Damage: +5
2913	mirror grievous plastic smarmy pirate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2914	reassuring plastic spiny skelelton	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2915	yellow smelly plastic Spam Witch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2916	Temple Grandin's plastic vampire	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2917	huge avaricious plastic taco cat	0		Meat Drop: +30
2918	Lo Pan's plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2919	medical-grade plastic warwelf	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2920	jittery wholesome plastic whitesnake	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2921	wholesome plastic XXX pr0n	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2922	plastic zmobie of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2923	plastic Protagonist of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2924	blinking baleful plastic Spunky Princess	0		Spell Damage: +25
2925	frosty plastic topiary golem	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2926	skewed flame-retardant plastic senile lihc	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2927	purple narrow plastic Iiti Kitty of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2928	cyan plastic Gnomester Blomester of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2929	sizzling plastic Trouser Snake	0		Hot Damage: +10
2930	ghostly plastic Axe Wound of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2931	plastic Hellion of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2932	tumbling wicked plastic Black Knight	0		Spell Damage: +5
2933	cyan plastic pair of tweezers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2934	blurry Jack Frost's plastic fruit golem	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2935	ghostly electrified plastic fluffy bunny	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	spinning siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	bouncing Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	fuchsia unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	stale miniature Surprise Egg	2	decent	
2941	quadruple-enhanced warmed extra-quantum yellow Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 22
2942	warmed dry pickled chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 56
2943	adjusted boiled polymerized teal mirror Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 33
2945	ghostly stanky party hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	Jeselnik's manspreader's V for Vivala mask	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	drinkable shot of rotgut	4	good	
2949	improved oxidized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 52
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	red vibrating glowstick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	blurry fuchsia energetic tip jar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2955	bland snack-sized yam candy	2	decent	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	mirror rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	spoiled tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3	crappy	
2959	wholesome rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2960	spoiled skewed single-serving herbal stuffing	3	crappy	
2961	rotten diet squat packet of tofurkey gravy	1	crappy	
2962	miniature moldy blinking tofurkey nugget	2	crappy	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	cyan mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	ionized mirror Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 43
2968	modified aerosolized concentrated Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 43
2969	tasty green creamsicle	3	awesome	
2970	enchanted delicious cream stout	3	awesome	Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 5
2971	MacGyver's cool curmudgel	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +100
2972	shaking grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	ghostly Socratic grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of chilblains of incineration	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2976	tolerable watered-down bilge wine	2	good	
2977	lime green Temple Grandin's witty rapier	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2978	lard-coated yohohoyo of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2979	triple-aerosolized chilled fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 48
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	lime green flame-retardant booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	maroon sage copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	dog trainer's hardened tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2988	shaking bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	clingfilm trousers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	narrow Jack Frost's clingfilm cap of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	wobbly double-paned clingfilm slippers	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	decent vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	good	
2994	anodized concentrated yellow true grit	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 53
2995	hardened thinker's buoybottoms of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	mansplainer's grungy flannel shirt	0		Monster Level: +15
2997	huge lime green sinister grungy bandana	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	shaking blinking ribald grassy cutlass	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	huge pegleg of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
3002	lamé pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	enormous hoop earring of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
3004	red resourceful hardened costume sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +50
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	hardened rainbow pearl earring of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	up-at-dawn healthy rainbow pearl necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	rainbow pearl ring of the ox of the cougar	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	dog trainer's ruddy Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1
3010	scorching Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	upside-down cyan shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	spinning ornate chest	0		
3018	wobbly gilded chest	0		
3019	blurry all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	yellow handful of sawdust	0		
3021	wobbly stone triangle	0		
3022	green jittery medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	irresponsibly strong tolerable corpse on the beach	7	good	
3026	mediocre watered-down corpsetini	2	decent	
3027	hand-crafted corpsedriver	3	super EPIC	
3028	drinkable ghostly Corpse Island iced tea	4	good	
3029	hand-crafted high-proof red-headed corpse	9	EPIC	
3030	weak perfectly mixed kamicorpse-ee	2	EPIC	
3031	acceptable corpsel	3	good	
3032	smooth fortified mirror corpsebite	5	awesome	
3033	pirate fledges of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Look like a Pirate
3034	bouncing piece of thirteen	0		
3035	bland miniature pearl onion	2	decent	
3036	rotten mirror sea biscuit	3	crappy	
3037	strong smooth bottle of rum	5	awesome	
3038	irresponsibly strong tolerable bottle of black-label rum	9	good	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	cyan spinning Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	bland nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	rotten green nanite-infested candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	normal nanite-infested fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	drinkable watered-down nanite-infested eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	pulsating El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	inspector's eyepatch	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	lard-coated cutlass	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3052	blinking greasy breeches	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	ionized super-boiled bouncing candy heart	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	flattened cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	frightening metallic foil cat ears	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	skewed huge toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	upside-down flame-retardant cyborg doll	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	gray crafty toy maglev monorail	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	shaking silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	squat blue carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	blue General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	twirling laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	lime green kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	blurry teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	bouncing lime green banded marionette collective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	spinning foul-smelling borg sock monkey	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	arcane researcher's wizardly roboduck-on-a-string	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	green mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	biomechanical crimborg helmet of the brazier of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	huge MacGyver's C.B.F.G. of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	rosy-cheeked fortified biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	chilled spinning vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	beefcake's handmade hobby horse	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	blurry Van der Graaf ball-in-a-cup	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	fireproof set of jacks	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	huge tasty green laser-broiled pear	7	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	ghostly stylish polyalloy shield of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	huge robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	gray rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	blurry vibrating cyborg knife of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	stanky immense cyborg hand of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	wobbly family-friendly fireproof mansplainer's cyborg stompin' boot	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	yellow squat deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	blurry overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	wobbly Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	yellow old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	blinking Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	blinking maroon shaking divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	narrow divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	green divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	diffused electrified bouncing fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 39
3125	double-unsweetened gray piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 60
3126	upside-down narrow hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	blinking marshmallow	0		
3129	fancy adequate low-calorie roasted marshmallow	1	good	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 5
3130	fuchsia disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	diet adequate tin cup of mulligan stew	1	good	
3132	flamin' bindle of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100
3133	fuchsia freezin' bindle of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50
3134	studded stinkin' bindle of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +50
3135	squat pulsating baleful bindle of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
3136	skewed arcane researcher's sleazy bindle of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3137	Jeselnik's 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
3138	Tesla Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3139	blinking scorching razor-sharp Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25
3140	narrow soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	careful panhandle panhandling hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	narrow sharpshooter's cup of infinite pencils	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1
3143	inspector's electrified Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	ghostly El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	cyan El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	squat El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	blue blinking El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	ionized warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 30
3160	pressed humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 56
3161	concentrated activated alkaline wobbly blinking El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 56
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	blue upside-down broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	narrow repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	narrow augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	vacuum-sealed improved corrupted bouncing skewed pulsating seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 17
3169	super-sized rotten turtle soup	5	crappy	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	skewed bouncing evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	spinning evil paper umbrella of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
3173	extra-frozen evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 30
3174	adequate evil boring spaghetti	3	good	
3175	spoiled evil noodles	4	crappy	
3176	stale jumbo blurry evil noodles	5	decent	
3177	normal evil painful penne pasta	3	good	
3178	moldy blue 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	4	crappy	
3179	adequate evil ravioli della hippy	4	good	
3180	enchanted spoiled evil noodles	3	crappy	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 35
3181	super-dry ionized blurry blinking evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 55
3182	enhanced red evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 55
3183	deionized Vulcanized evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 64
3184	moist evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 55
3185	magnetized double-polymerized twirling blinking evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 19
3186	tarnished diffused jittery teal evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 67
3187	denatured Vulcanized oxidized evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 66
3188	perfectly mixed an evil sump'm sump'm	4	EPIC	
3189	enchanted mediocre evil ducha de oro	3	decent	Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 40
3190	hand-crafted extra-dry skewed evil horizontal tango	5	EPIC	
3191	tolerable triple-distilled yellow evil roll in the hay	7	good	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	tumbling naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	frosty origami pasties	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	skewed padded slick cool origami riding crop	0		Moxie: 15, Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	squat thick padded envelope	0		
3202	skewed KoL Con IV Pole of Tarzan of the storm of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	pulsating dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	twirling dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	jittery dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	wobbly laminated card	0		
3210	huge green notbig laminated card	0		
3211	mirror unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	twirling dwarvish paper	0		
3214	jittery dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	huge Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	huge Sherlock's wicked glowstick	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	red sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	pulsating gator skin	0		
3222	double-paned chilly gatorskin umbrella	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5
3223	tumbling sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	irresponsibly strong acceptable fuchsia bottle of sewage schnapps	10	good	
3226	special mediocre bottle of Ooze-O	3	decent	Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 50
3227	low-calorie decent C.H.U.M. chum	1	good	
3228	bland fancy unfortunate dumplings	4	decent	Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 45
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	flattened quantum anodized oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 21
3231	tattered paper crown of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	thick stale skewed vanilla-frosted king cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	blinking teal water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	blurry Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	wobbly Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	ghostly Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	skewed Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	jittery Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	wobbly up-at-dawn Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	chaotic Ol' Scratch's ash can of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	forbidden pink plastic baby	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	blurry sausage	0		
3251	Frosty's silk hat of dire peril of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	narrow sharpshooter's Oprah's Frosty's carrot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	squat frosty sage brainy Frosty's nailbat	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	blurry resourceful wizardly Oscus's pelt	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	knitted forbidden Wand of Oscus of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	sage Oscus's dumpster waders of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	Jeselnik's Socratic Zombo's skullcap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	lion tamer's wicked Rosewater's Zombo's shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	wobbly fortified wicked Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	slick Chester's moustache of the blizzard of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	gravedigger's Lo Pan's Chester's bag of candy	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	executive knitted Chester's cutoffs	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	huge lime green candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	blinking bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	irradiated galvanized blue handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 13
3269	polymerized pressed anodized lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 22
3270	galvanized lime green handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 45
3271	Herculean crotchety pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	pulsating hardy Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	wizardly willowy bonnet	0		Mysticality: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	blue Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	ghostly ruddy studded belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	twirling personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	bouncing sage stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	bland gray salad	3	decent	
3284	wobbly C.H.U.M. lantern of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3
3285	C.H.U.M. knife of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
3286	Frosty's snowball sack of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	bouncing scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	squat friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	teal unusual disco ball	0		
3297	narrow stray chihuahua	0		
3298	purple pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	red Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	shaking blue Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	gray wobbly Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	spinning The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	thinker's sealskin drum	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	upside-down sage washboard shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	smelly spaghetti-box banjo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	nasty marinara jug	0		Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	Rosewater's makeshift castanets	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	executive left-handed melodica	0		Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	pickled squat epic wad	1	good	
3317	experienced bottlecap	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
3318	sage corncob pipe	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
3319	Mr. Joe's bangles of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3320	wool frayed rope belt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	padded mayfly bait necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	bad weak jar of fermented pickle juice	2	decent	
3326	modified blurry shaking voodoo snuff	1	crappy	
3327	rotten upside-down extra-greasy slider	3	crappy	
3328	slick crumpled felt fedora of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	asbestos-lined cool battered top-hat	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	brawny shapeless wide-brimmed hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 50, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	crafty Herculean mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	wholesome hobo dungarees of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	Sherlock's patched suit-pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	twirling hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	bouncing aromatic weightlifter's dead guy's memento	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	moldy banquet	3	crappy	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	maroon ghostly shaking very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	twirling hobo monkey	0		
3343	gray bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	blue bed of coals	0		
3345	huge air mattress	0		
3346	skewed filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	skewed comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	squat dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	smooth watered-down Ralph IX cognac	2	awesome	
3351	tumbling tumbling teal twirling llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	enhanced unsweetened llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	half-sized toothsome banana-frosted king cake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	slick brown plastic baby	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	cyan shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	shaking stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	blinking tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	flavorless squat mole molé	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	strong bad Morlock's Mark Bourbon	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	denatured denatured Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	adjusted pickled polarized blue digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	diluted purple glimmering roc feather	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	dried gray glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	altered blurry glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	denatured glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	twisted skewed glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	dehydrated glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	electrified hardened Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3381	pulsating groovy Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
3382	lion tamer's arcane researcher's Ol' Scratch's manacles of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3383	blurry Chester's sunglasses of vim and vigor of chilblains of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3384	boxer's Chester's muscle shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +10
3385	supercharged padded Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3386	blue weightlifter's Zombo's shoulder blade of chilblains	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +25
3387	pulsating ruddy Newton's Zombo's skull ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	yellow shaking grievous Herculean Frosty's arm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3390	mirror sizzling sage Staff of the Deepest Freeze of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	hale Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Maximum HP: +20, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	forbidden Samson's Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	huge greedy Tesla Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	toasty razor-sharp Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	bouncing hale Hodgman's bow tie of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
3398	mediocre blue Hodgman's blanket	4	decent	
3399	artisanal enchanted jar of squeeze	3	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 25
3400	enchanted toothsome blue skewed bowl of fishysoisse	4	awesome	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 35
3401	ionized deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 20
3402	irradiated concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 38
3403	gray lewd playing card	0		
3404	aromatic stylish deck of lewd playing cards of chilblains	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
3405	shaking smooth Hodgman's sock	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
3406	ghostly personal trainer's Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3407	Hodgman's almanac of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3408	Hodgman's harmonica of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3409	twirling up-at-dawn Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Adventures: +5
3410	hardened Hodgman's detector	0		Damage Reduction: 3
3411	wool Hodgman's cane	0		Cold Resistance: +1
3412	jittery Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	twirling Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	pulsating Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	quantum enhanced denatured jittery sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 58
3423	magnetized dry squat skewed frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 47
3424	triple-polarized flattened enhanced fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 47
3425	extra-colloidal chilled olive shaking blinking garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 19
3426	electrified yellow strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 55
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	triple-activated narrow pulsating Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 34
3430	mirror bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	olive spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	miser's Temple Grandin's stirring stick	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +10
3436	purple prompt Newton's Staff of the Teapot Tempest of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3
3437	aromatic lard-coated fortified Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
3438	skewed upside-down reassuring crafty rosy-cheeked Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	vaporized squat cyan prismatic wad	1	decent	Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	blurry maroon shellacked club of the five seasons	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	rainbow crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	clever webbed comic mask	0		Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	wool Herculean six-rainbow shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	huge cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	ghostly cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	huge cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	twirling cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	skewed cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	mirror mansplainer's trusty torch	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	upside-down veiny Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
3458	deionized concentrated STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 31
3459	tolerable lime green white-label gin	3	good	
3460	stale tin rations	3	decent	
3461	ghostly haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	weak drinkable tumbling bottle of sake	2	good	
3464	round pebble of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
3465	massive normal Bash-Ōs cereal	10	good	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	dog trainer's banded haiku katana of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	blue bargain flash powder	0		
3468	banded plastic baby	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	massive tasty olive blueberry-frosted king cake	6	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	squat aromatic foul-smelling wholesome Seasonal Beret	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	diffused extra-vacuum-sealed tarnished lime green squat cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 62
3475	galvanized magnetized aerosolized blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 46
3476	pickled plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 46
3477	quadruple-diffused corrupted blue pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 61
3478	chilled alkaline peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 15
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	ghostly passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	olive eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	quadruple-galvanized altered glittery mascara	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 24
3486	ghostly dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	moldy beefy fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	stale glistening fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	special small moldy blurry slick fish meat	2	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	skewed olive inspector's ruddy fish scimitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15
3493	censurious fish stick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3494	jittery smartaleck's fish bazooka of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3495	double-modified extra-modified lime green skewed sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 27
3496	cold-filtered pressed gray wobbly bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 67
3497	tolerable bouncing bottle of Pete's Sake	4	good	
3498	spinning invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	upside-down shaking beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	stale canapés	4	decent	
3502	twisted mirror thermos of brew	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	weak artisanal glass of brandy	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	huge Sinatra's LWA ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3506	mirror twirling LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	energetic scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	mirror scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	squat scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	zippy ganger bandana of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	wobbly eel skin	0		
3517	eelskin hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	skewed boxer's eelskin pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	eelskin shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	tumbling shark tooth	0		
3521	arcane researcher's shark tooth necklace of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
3522	blurry Jack Frost's weightlifter's shark jumper	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3523	moist warmed quadruple-polarized shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 59
3524	polymerized blue eel battery	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 49
3525	magnetized diffused temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 45
3526	supercharged scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	skewed mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	upside-down mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	blinking mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	shaking ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	blue plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	gray plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	huge red plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	huge gravedigger's depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	Da Vinci's beefy depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of mayonnaise of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	Jeselnik's brawny depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	huge baleful smooth depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	tumbling mansplainer's personal trainer's depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	upside-down twirling electrified medical-grade depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	inspector's personal trainer's KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	pulsating Jeselnik's propeller beanie	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	fireproof grievous straw hat of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	avaricious lion tamer's ruddy octopus's spade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +30
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	flavorless bite-sized sea carrot	1	decent	
3556	spoiled sea cucumber	3	crappy	
3557	delicious sea avocado	4	awesome	
3558	miniature tasty sea lychee	2	awesome	
3559	enchanted tiny bland sea tangelo	1	decent	Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 40
3560	big rotten lime green sea honeydew	5	crappy	
3561	chilled ionized lime green pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 30
3562	flattened deionized pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 34
3563	corrupted pulsating pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 63
3564	weak hand-crafted berry-infused sake	2	super EPIC	
3565	perfectly mixed watered-down enchanted citrus-infused sake	2	super EPIC	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 30
3566	mediocre melon-infused sake	3	decent	
3567	fuchsia slab of sponge	0		
3568	aromatic lion tamer's Sinatra's sponge helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	jittery lard-coated groovy beefy spongy shield	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3570	bouncing mirror crafty Herculean square sponge pants of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	jittery flytrap pellet	0		
3572	maroon baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	super-sized flavorless rice	5	decent	
3584	enchanted bland irradiated candy cane	3	decent	Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	adequate small gingerbread mutant bugbear	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	bad oozenog	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	galvanized ghostly sugar plum	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	double-irradiated sugar banana	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	boiled boiled sugar lime	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	deionized sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	skewed greedy Mer-kin hookspear of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	liquefied non-improved Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 49
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	huge imitation crab meat	0		
3598	mirror ghostly imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	grievous Sinatra's moist sailor's cap of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	blue family-friendly wicked speargun	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3601	shaking compass of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3602	spinning broken diving helmet	0		
3603	huge porthole	0		
3604	purple rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	diving helmet of chilblains of horror of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	wool baleful smooth aerated diving helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	cold-filtered aerosolized sea grease	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 30
3612	blue sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	double-chilled colloidal unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	squat mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	huge parasitic claw of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	chaotic parasitic tentacles	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	huge Temple Grandin's parasitic headgnawer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	energetic parasitic strangleworm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	upside-down lime green Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	warmed pressed bouncing Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	skewed radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	toasty ruddy elven socks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	beefy elven gloves of the empath	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	jittery wobbly sizzling clever festive holiday hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	narrow asbestos-lined Jack Frost's patent shoes	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	huge purple Jeselnik's flame-wreathed gray bow tie	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	lard-coated penguin thesaurus of courage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	rotten enchanted blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	shaking jamfish jam	0		
3642	wobbly dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	enchanted bad canteen of wine	3	decent	Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	flavorless elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	bouncing map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	spoiled toast with jam	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	perfectly mixed elven moonshine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	diet tasty olive knuckle sandwich	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	psycho sweater of the dark arts of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	spinning boxer's plastic Mob Penguin	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	maroon wholesome plastic mutant elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	double-paned plastic fat stack of cash	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	upside-down frightening plastic strand of DNA	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	padded plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	blinking Oprah's Putty mitre	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	careful Putty leotard of incineration	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Putty ball of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	frightening fortified Putty snake	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	fuchsia Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	greedy knitted glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	inspector's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	huge skewed glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	teal Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	super-sized decent can of franks 'n' beans	5	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	hand-crafted fortified ghostly bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	spinning throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	twirling Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	curative diving muff	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3678	weak drinkable salinated mint julep	2	good	
3679	huge ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	lime green map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	flavorless snack-sized tempura carrot	2	decent	
3685	stale snack-sized teal tempura cucumber	2	decent	
3686	moldy tempura avocado	3	crappy	
3687	big adequate sea broccoli	5	good	
3688	tasty special half-sized cyan sea cauliflower	2	awesome	Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 45
3689	adequate small ghostly tempura broccoli	2	good	
3690	normal thick gray tempura cauliflower	5	good	
3691	half-sized flavorless sea blueberry	2	decent	
3692	adequate twirling sea persimmon	3	good	
3693	ionized warmed boiled tumbling pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 64
3694	irradiated mirror pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 49
3695	crafty Mer-kin digpick	0		Maximum MP: +10
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	shaking velcro ore	0		
3699	purple teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	flame-wreathed chilly velcro broadsword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3706	healthy cool velcro paddle ball of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3707	avaricious Fonzie's Socratic velcro shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +30
3708	avaricious Sherlock's forbidden velcro boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
3709	forbidden Newton's non-stick pugil stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50
3710	Lo Pan's rock-hard thinker's teflon spatula	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3711	arcane researcher's Da Vinci's brawny teflon shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3712	twirling Usain Bolt's Sherlock's teflon swim fins of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3713	lime green flame-wreathed savvy 7-inch discus	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3714	fireproof Temple Grandin's PVC staff of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
3715	blue frightening veiny Socratic vinyl shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
3716	arcane researcher's vinyl boots of temperance of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	jittery fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	gray decaying pole	0		
3721	twirling decaying paddle	0		
3722	yellow tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	ghostly brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	skewed yellow Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	pulsating lime green hand grenegg	0		
3730	skewed caret	0		
3731	huge crafty glass gnoll eye	0		Maximum MP: +10
3732	irradiated cigar butt	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 43
3733	Oprah's manly bloomers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	spinning Jim Carey's smooth handwarmer	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3737	mansplainer's curative lighter	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3738	flavorless massive packet of beer nuts	10	decent	
3739	tumbling Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	wobbly handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	activated squat jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 69
3743	pulsating unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	shaking vampire pearl	0		
3747	twirling mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	concentrated modified wobbly concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 30
3750	ghostly gravedigger's vampire pearl earring	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
3751	stale jumbo chocolate chip brownies	5	decent	
3753	ghostly yellow Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	nitrogenated love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	irradiated extra-liquefied polarized wobbly love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	pressed skewed love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	moist flattened aerosolized love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	dry love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	moist love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	polarized enhanced upside-down breath mint	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 59
3761	skewed vampire pearl ring	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
3762	vampire pearl necklace of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
3763	smooth upside-down fuchsia slug of vodka	4	awesome	
3764	weak tolerable slug of rum	2	good	
3765	artisanal mirror slug of shochu	3	EPIC	
3766	acceptable spinning screwdiver	3	good	
3767	irresponsibly strong drinkable huge huge dew yoana lei	9	good	
3768	hand-crafted watered-down lychee chuhai	2	EPIC	
3769	acceptable salacious screwdiver	3	good	
3770	lousy tumbling dew yoana salacious lei	4	decent	
3771	perfectly mixed green salacious lychee chuhai	3	EPIC	
3772	watered-down perfectly mixed Alewife&trade; Ale	2	EPIC	
3773	bouncing red seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	squat pink pinkslip slip of Tarzan of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	studded Newton's sea salt scrubs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80
3778	energetic dance instructor's amber aviator shades of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
3779	electrified improved hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 17
3780	steel-toed Sinatra's nurse's hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	vaporized bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	denatured red bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 25
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	squat wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	skewed charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	asbestos-lined greasy gravedigger's Mer-kin roundshield	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
3804	shaking blurry gravedigger's Mer-kin breastplate of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
3805	cyan wool Mer-kin sneakmask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	alkaline unsweetened twirling mirror Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 35
3808	narrow green Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	gray blurry pulsating Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	stale chocolate-frosted king cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	spinning frosty plastic baby	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	blurry midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	half-sized stale olive sea radish	2	decent	
3818	teal toasty crafty therapeutic halibut	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	executive water-polo mitt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
3821	irradiated polymerized huge upside-down syringe	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 64
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	triple-wet anodized dry blurry wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 68
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	jittery shaking Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	blue plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	decent low-calorie tempura radish	1	good	
3830	water-polo cap of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	tolerable Typical Tavern swill	4	good	
3832	triple-distilled mediocre jittery tropical swill	9	decent	
3833	hand-crafted fruity girl swill	4	EPIC	
3834	tolerable blended swill	3	good	
3835	skewed costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	yellow sharpshooter's forbidden baleful arcane researcher's Elvish sunglasses	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	anniversary safety glass vest of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
3838	teal anniversary burlap belt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
3839	blinking rosewater-soaked anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Stench Resistance: +3
3840	yellow anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	narrow anniversary pewter cape of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3842	rosewater-soaked out-of-tune biwa	0		Stench Resistance: +3
3843	dented harmonica of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3844	stanky fortified magic whistle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3845	upside-down prompt plastic blowgun	0		Adventures: +3
3846	gravedigger's supercool jungle drum of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
3847	blue hippy bongo of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
3848	wobbly baleful knob bugle	0		Spell Damage: +25
3849	teal shaking upside-down Samson's 4-dimensional guitar of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3850	thinker's boxing glove	0		Mysticality: +10
3851	scorching lion tamer's Fonzie's boxing glove on a spring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25
3852	miser's asbestos-lined half-sized guitar	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
3853	Jack Frost's supercool bass drum	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3854	Fonzie's pixel boomerang	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
3855	wobbly chilly Rosewater's world's smallest violin of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3856	ghostly chaotic shellacked sage ocarina of space	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3857	up-at-dawn a butt tuba	0		Adventures: +5
3858	hardened bone flute	0		Damage Reduction: 3
3859	lion tamer's infernal fife	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3860	lime green baleful charming flute	0		Spell Damage: +25
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	strapping grass whistle of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3863	pulsating blinking Sherlock's plastic guitar of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
3864	Herculean finger cymbals	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3865	stanky chaotic kettle drum	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3866	auspicious double-barreled sling of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10
3867	magilaser blastercannon of dire peril of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3868	mirror zippy strapping hanky&#363;	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +20, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	blinking fireproof wholesome ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	Tesla extremely unsafe office-supply crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3872	pulsating electrified pocket theremin	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3873	red smartaleck's rave whistle of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Raveosity: +1
3874	olive hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	bouncing burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	wobbly inspector's veiny fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	double-nitrogenated electrified vial of slime	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 62
3886	corrupted liquefied cyan ghostly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 40
3887	pickled magnetized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 24
3888	triple-Vulcanized shaking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 11
3889	moist polarized cold-filtered tumbling vial of slime	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 63
3890	aerosolized liquefied mirror vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 18
3891	ionized mirror vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 27
3892	non-altered vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 25
3893	galvanized concentrated vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 32
3894	oxidized vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 55
3895	electrified jittery vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 62
3896	dry pulsating vial of slime	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 39
3897	adjusted quantum vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 30
3898	shaking bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	mirror figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	green figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	mirror figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	shaking imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	high-proof smooth huge blended swill with a fly in it	10	awesome	
3914	twirling turtle wax	0		
3915	supercharged turtle wax shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3916	vibrating turtle wax helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	tumbling Lo Pan's turtle wax greaves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	huge therapeutic meat shield	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	narrow savvy turtlemail coif of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	executive chaotic turtlemail breeches	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	banded Da Vinci's turtlemail hauberk	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +100
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	up-at-dawn spiky turtle helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	pulsating twirling spiky turtle shoulderpads of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	scorching Samson's spiky turtle shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	mirror grinning turtle	0		
3930	oxidized corrupted gray tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 38
3931	knitted dog trainer's severed flipper	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	smelly bad-ass club of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	squat sealbone	0		
3935	chilled warmed hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 66
3936	oxidized scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 26
3937	warmed ionized fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 34
3938	club of corruption of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	avaricious corrupt club of corruption	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	lion tamer's corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	family-friendly coward's evil-ass club of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	mirror prompt nasty-ass club of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	olive rock-hard infernal toilet brush of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	sizzling shadowy seal eye of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	tumbling banded oyster egg balloon	0		Damage Absorption: +100
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	cyan key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	shaking mink	0		
3954	purple teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	olive crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	blurry Jim Carey's bejeweled cufflinks	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3959	cyan blinking garish pinky ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
3960	resourceful designer sunglasses	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
3961	rosy-cheeked opera glasses of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3962	twirling pulsating designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	boiled shaking cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 54
3966	flame-retardant lion tamer's hot-ass club of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	Sherlock's friendly wicked frigid-ass club	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	resourceful crafty creepy-ass club of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: 60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	ionized altered sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 58
3970	Sherlock's foul-smelling Abyssal ember	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	wet ionized frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 49
3972	upside-down bouncing aromatic baleful seal spine	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	moist diffused blue seal lube	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 37
3974	manspreader's mannequin leg of horror	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	forbidden dangerous padded tortoise	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50
3976	ribald horrifying tortoboggan	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	lard-coated Oprah's painted shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	skewed torquoise	0		
3982	resourceful torquoise ring of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	purple aromatic flame-retardant dueling banjo	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	upside-down samurai turtle	0		
3987	curative sage samurai turtle helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	perfumed turtle shell helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	spinning slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	fuchsia security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	blinking infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	denatured huge agua de vida	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	nippy chilly tortoboggan shield	0		Cold Damage: 15
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	forbidden soup-chucks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
4005	frozen deionized ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 37
4006	skewed memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	narrow narrow memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	twirling green memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	upside-down memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	red memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	mirror blinking grievous greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	fuchsia Newton's piece of rebar of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25
4021	savvy beefy shovel of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4022	twirling frightening rock-hard Rosewater's necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +5
4023	veiny speargun of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3
4024	studded compass of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +60
4025	huge narrow aromatic manspreader's Herculean helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	fuchsia grievous educational lantern of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4027	medical-grade greaves of the ox of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	Lo Pan's occult club of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	mirror memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	blurry memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	upside-down memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	red caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	stale gigantic wobbly slimy sweetbreads	9	decent	
4038	watered-down acceptable pulsating slimy fermented bile bladder	2	good	
4039	dried shaking huge slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 15
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	gravedigger's healthy pig-iron helm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	mirror knitted scorching pig-iron shinguards	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	sharpshooter's pig-iron bracers of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	shaking wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	blinking wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	shaking maroon educational wumpus-hair whip	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	olive hardy wumpus-hair wig of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	steel-toed Fonzie's brawny wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	toasty wumpus-hair sweater of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	thinker's ring of teleportation	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic White Hyborian	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	family-friendly goblin hunting spear	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	skewed aromatic clever goblin autoblowgun	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	tribal beads of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	electrified curative stone fist	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	vibrating stone head	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	ghostly wobbly Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	wobbly essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	chilly supercool villainous scythe	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	sharpshooter's hale baneful bandolier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	tumbling curative diabolical crossbow of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	red clever hale malevolent medallion	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	jittery frightening corrosive cowl of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	grisly shield of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +5, Food Drop: +100, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	blinking horrifying corroded breeches	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	spinning inspector's pernicious cudgel of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +15, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	tiny toothsome shaking cupcake-in-a-cup	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	special spoiled protein paste	3	crappy	Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	hale cyber-mattock of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	modified neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	polarized physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	shaking slimy cyst	0		
4092	pulsating small slimy cyst	0		
4093	blue medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	peawee marble of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
4096	ribald brown crock marble	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
4097	resourceful China marble	0		Maximum MP: +50
4098	savvy lemonade marble	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4099	bouncing bumblebee marble	0		Item Drop: +5
4100	jet bennie marble of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4101	up-at-dawn beige clambroth marble of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +5
4102	stiffened steely marble	0		Damage Reduction: 1
4103	greedy scandalous shellacked beach ball marble	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
4104	jittery double-paned catseye marble	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4105	Jack Frost's bumboozer marble	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
4106	chamoisole of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
4107	quantum corrupted adjusted bitter pill	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 69
4108	greasy monstrous monocle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	twirling greedy gravedigger's musty moccasins	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	olive friendly brawny molten medallion	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	asbestos-lined sinister brazen bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	teal shellacked grievous bitter bowtie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	chilly bewitching boots	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	tumbling secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	lime green moist sack	0		
4116	teal blinking knitted rickety unicycle of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4117	Annie Oakley's wholesome crusty hula hoop of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
4118	narrow upside-down lard-coated sage Coily&trade; of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4119	prompt school flying disc of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +3
4120	asbestos-lined lawn dart of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
4121	zippy electrified strapping wagon	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	coward's crown-shaped beanie of the sewer of horror	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	hopping socks of the bloodbag of horror of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
4125	reassuring Socratic poodle skirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	rosy-cheeked letterman's jacket of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4127	wobbly spinning sage hardened slime hat of chilblains of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	censurious family-friendly hardened slime pants of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: 4, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	squat smelly lion tamer's hardened slime belt of courage	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4130	shaking bouncing empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	dehydrated jittery boot plant	1	awesome	Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	perfectly mixed high-proof sham champagne	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	extra-pressed activated tempura air	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 56
4134	alkaline pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 36
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	Usain Bolt's ruddy padded Bag o' Tricks of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	bouncing a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	upside-down a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	toasty funny paper hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	frozen chilled electrified sand	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 21
4147	pulsating Jack Frost's Newton's charged magnet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	blurry quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	spinning lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	magnetized improved warmed dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	deionized galvanized Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 16
4153	maroon rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	blinking live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	cyan pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	wobbly rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	artisanal extra-dry pebblebr&auml;u	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	stale tumbling rocky road ice cream	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	quantum dry colloidal green children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 36
4164	galvanized jittery Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 37
4165	executive gravedigger's sizzling Staff of the Soupbone	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
4166	ghostly Socratic Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	Voluminous Radio Hat of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	Voluminous Radio Sneakers of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4169	ghostly 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	spinning red crystallized memory	0		
4172	censurious rock helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	extremely unsafe rock pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	lime green Tesla rock necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	upside-down maroon sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	dangerous sugar shotgun	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	sugar shillelagh of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	wool sugar shank	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	greedy auspicious fireproof sugar chapeau	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	squat Sinatra's sugar shorts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	gray sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	Usain Bolt's slime convention pin	0		Initiative: +80
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	steel-toed sugar shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	manspreader's rave visor	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	baggy rave pants of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	electrified pacifier necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	upside-down sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	supercharged brainy sea cowboy hat of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	pulsating gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	lime green pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	twirling Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	toasty hardened brand new key	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +5
4207	perfumed dorsal fin	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	upside-down skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	tumbling mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	energetic Herculean skate blade	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20
4214	purple spangly unitard	0		
4215	jittery steel-toed extremely unsafe collapsible baton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	gray groupie bra	0		
4218	warmed skewed purple groupie spangles	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 53
4219	wholesome skate board of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100
4220	olive spinning S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	shaking wizardly yield shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	upside-down steel-toed Star of Bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	bouncing perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	upside-down bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	blurry ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	pat&eacute; knife of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
4235	fuchsia skewed mirror salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	dance instructor's cheese-slicer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
4238	normal beef jerky	4	good	
4239	Temple Grandin's pipe wrench	0		Familiar Weight: +7
4240	improved altered gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 60
4241	huge twirling manspreader's sleep mask	0		Monster Level: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	dance instructor's sock garters	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
4243	adjusted chilled upside-down mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 13
4244	leather-bound tome of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	maroon wizardly ivory cue ball	0		Mysticality: +25
4247	drinkable weak decanter of fine Scotch	2	good	
4248	mixed skewed jittery tumbling expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	pulsating fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	nitrogenated double-anodized vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 48
4253	denatured vacuum-sealed galvanized twirling potion of speed	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 33
4254	shaking ghostly bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	teal Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	denatured lime green sap	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	normal upside-down chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	bad mulled cider	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	squat Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	crafty bark boxers	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	smartaleck's bark beret	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	hale bark bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
4267	wobbly wobbly prompt groovy Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	jittery censurious crafty Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	manspreader's wicked Angelhair Culottes	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	brawny Newman's Own Trousers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	shellacked Volartta's bellbottoms of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	perfumed Lederhosen of the Night	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	extra-galvanized polarized jittery ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	skewed skewed Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	veiny Underworld truncheon of James Dean of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	blurry huge olive scorching quilted Staff of the Woodfire of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	blinking stiffened thinker's Underworld flail of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	gray Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	cyan Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	dog trainer's rosy-cheeked Mer-kin bunwig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	blurry stanky Socratic crappy Mer-kin mask of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	ribald wizardly crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	Tesla beefcake's Mer-kin gladiator mask of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	lime green sharpshooter's personal trainer's Mer-kin scholar mask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	miser's perfumed lion tamer's Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	ghostly smelly personal trainer's slick Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	rock-hard Da Vinci's Mer-kin headguard of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	toasty Mer-kin waistrope	0		Hot Damage: +5
4290	sizzling deadly Socratic Mer-kin facecowl	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10
4291	jittery Mer-kin thighguard of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
4292	coward's savvy Mer-kin dodgeball of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	blurry wobbly supercharged hardy dance instructor's Mer-kin dragnet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	vibrating Mer-kin switchblade of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	huge crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	auspicious Annie Oakley's Ass-Stompers of Violence of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	Da Vinci's wizardly Brand of Violence of doom	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	tumbling manspreader's crafty Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
4300	curative hardened strapping Lens of Violence	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	narrow knitted healthy Pigsticker of Violence of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
4302	aromatic wholesome Jodhpurs of Violence of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	zippy fireproof careful Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	ghostly perfumed Girdle of Hatred of dire peril of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	red lightning-fast veiny Staff of Simmering Hatred of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +40
4306	friendly Pantaloons of Hatred of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	wobbly censurious educational Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of horror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4308	jittery Annie Oakley's brainy Lens of Hatred of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	rosewater-soaked forbidden Treads of Loathing of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	upside-down wobbly smelly coward's steel-toed Scepter of Loathing	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cloathing
4311	blinking supercool Belt of Loathing of James Dean of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	knitted friendly Goggles of Loathing of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	groovy smooth wizardly Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Cloathing
4314	narrow lion tamer's studded Jeans of Loathing of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	brawny Annual Ascot	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4316	mirror chaotic Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the cougar of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	perfumed rosewater-soaked dog trainer's Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: 8, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	medical-grade Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the detective of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	miser's Windsor Pan of the Source of the pedagogue of incineration	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	medical-grade Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the dark arts of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	spinning auspicious clever The Trickster's Trikitixa of the pedagogue of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	banded Herculean Claw of the Infernal Seal of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	mirror hardy hardened Garter of the Turtle Poacher of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	red lion tamer's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	crafty curative Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	nasty resourceful Bling of the New Wave of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	upside-down Van der Graaf Samson's La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	wobbly suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	decent candy kneecapping stick	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	normal licorice garrote	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	spinning candy knuckles of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	flavorless skewed jawbruiser	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	non-cold-filtered tarnished chocolate car	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	pulsating plastic 11 Dealer of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	perfumed plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	dog trainer's plastic stocking mimic	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	shaking plastic Don Crimbo of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	plastic Crimbomination of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	nitrogenated blue Piddles	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	enhanced BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	modified vacuum-sealed anodized blurry Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	jittery Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	lime green leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	teal huge frosty snow hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	narrow veiny snow pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	studded snow belly	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	wobbly pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	upside-down Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	huge tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	teal A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	wobbly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	spoiled expired can of franks 'n' beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	tolerable triple-distilled expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	8	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	pressed corrupted green squat elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	bland pulsating penguin focaccia bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	irresponsibly strong bad herringcello	10	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	artisanal wobbly elven cellocello	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	mirror wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	lime green handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	spinning handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	blinking chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	wobbly spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	red Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	prompt throwing wrench	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	pair of bolt cutters of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	resourceful poison pen	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	horrifying speed limit shield	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	chaotic live wire of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	upside-down Jack Frost's deadly misfit dolly	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	vibrating misfit hobby horse of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	manspreader's fortified misfit teddy bear	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	inspector's pocketwatch on a chain of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	healthy boxer's cement sandals	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	pulsating grievous night-vision goggles of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	pulsating jittery passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	coward's peanut brittle shield	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	bouncing smelly medical-grade Red Rover BB gun	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	skewed toasty red-and-green sweater	0		Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	alkaline Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	frozen Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	oxidized vacuum-sealed Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	skewed Tesla cheese sword	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	huge cheese diaper of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	bouncing cheese wheel of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	jittery fireproof cheese eye	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	red Jack Frost's energetic cool Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	bouncing The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	pulsating A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	flavorless pulsating quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	watered-down enchanted artisanal Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	sharpshooter's sealhide hood	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	upside-down sealhide leggings of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	blinking upside-down quilted sealhide cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4418	careful sealhide buckler	0		Monster Level: -10
4419	rosy-cheeked sealhide whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
4420	jittery Oprah's sealhide moccasins	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
4421	grievous sealhide gloves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4422	squat maroon Van der Graaf sealhide belt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	blurry puzzling trophy	0		
4425	dry jittery sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 43
4426	tumbling hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	nippy glowstick on a string	0		Cold Damage: +10, Raveosity: +1
4429	blinking candy necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	stylish teddybear backpack	0		Moxie: +25, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	moist invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	wet irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	nitrogenated liquefied narrow irritability potion	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	zippy guard turtle shell	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	crowbar of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
4442	ghostly brainy spaghetti cult rosary	0		Mysticality: +5
4443	skewed slick spaghetti cult mask	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	pulsating guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	olive Newton's spangly mariachi pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	skewed horrifying spangly mariachi vest of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
4447	wobbly spinning Usain Bolt's spangly sombrero	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	pickled shaking blurry fuchsia Instant Karma	1	good	Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 40
4449	cyan painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	narrow pointy hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	fuchsia family-friendly machetito	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	lawnmower blade of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	narrow hale The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	gray snailmail bits	0		
4458	huge auspicious arcane researcher's snailmail coif	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	shellacked snailmail breeches of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	tumbling Van der Graaf snailmail hauberk of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4461	nitrogenated ghostly seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 51
4462	irradiated ghostly chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 17
4463	warmed spinning chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 69
4464	pickled chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 31
4465	irradiated narrow chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 28
4466	dry narrow chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 44
4467	diffused chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 21
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	twirling tumbling BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	BRICKO hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	Lo Pan's BRICKO pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	squat BRICKO sword of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	tumbling purple BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	upside-down BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	bouncing BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	squat BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	blinking BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	spinning BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	yellow mirror BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	squat BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	teal BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	smartaleck's BRICKO bulwark	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	narrow gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	jittery blinking BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	spinning BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	blinking BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	bouncing extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	colloidal extra-dry spinning recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 62
4498	flattened frozen recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 19
4499	concentrated mirror recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 42
4500	irradiated recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 28
4501	alkaline pressed pulsating recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 20
4502	denatured bouncing recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 67
4503	quantum enhanced anodized recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	red educational heart of the volcano of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +1
4505	wet wobbly Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 59
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	quantum &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	delicious walrus ice cream	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	small moldy red beautiful soup	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	narrow wobbly blinking cyan eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	yummy Humpty Dumplings	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	bite-sized stale narrow Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	mediocre missing wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	big bland matter custard	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	anodized comfit?	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	spinning ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	maroon auspicious medical-grade flamingo mallet	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	squat Tiger-lily's milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	inspector's Rosewater's eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	Herculean wig of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	special half-sized rotten donut	2	crappy	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	fancy moldy bucket of honey	3	crappy	Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	lion tamer's elephant stinger of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	moldy dragon snaps	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	green rosewater-soaked snapdragon pistil of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	flavorless snack-sized rook cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	spoiled bishop cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	snack-sized rotten knight cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	delicious king cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	massive normal queen cookie	10	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	blinking wobbly sharpshooter's insane tophat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	executive energetic helm of the knight	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	lime green lard-coated wristwatch of the knight of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	lime green frightening trousers of the knight of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	brainy tophat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	lightning-fast tie	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
4543	blue tuxedo pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	skewed caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	blinking lime green dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	lion tamer's detour shield	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	blinking left parenthesis	0		
4553	blinking gray lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	pulsating left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	wobbly dollar sign	0		
4558	blinking equal sign	0		
4559	yellow record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	narrow hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	watered-down delicious olive world's most unappetizing beverage	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	ghostly squat slippery when wet shield of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	moldy raisin	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	forbidden flyest of shirts of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	half-sized decent red a dance upon the palate	2	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	immense normal prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	9	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	pulsating Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	stale squirmy violent party snack	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	spinning friendly can-you-dig-it?	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	teal bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	double-flattened oxidized lime green jittery Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	maroon wobbly vibrating school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	huge nippy studded T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	snack-sized spoiled mirror six wedges of goat cheese	2	crappy	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	yellow goth	0		
4588	mirror olive brown pixel	0		
4589	huge resourceful pixel whip	0		Maximum MP: +50
4590	wholesome pixel chain whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	Samson's pixel morning star	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	cyan pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	narrow 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	bouncing map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	fortified lousy plastic cup of beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	tumbling orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	tumbling bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	red keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	resourceful quilted bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	snack-sized moldy pulsating sun-dried tofu	2	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	watered-down hand-crafted soyburger juice	2	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	upside-down essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	quantum concentrated teal essential soy	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	double-irradiated essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	cyan stylish Crown of Thrones	0		Moxie: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	enchanted lousy Cinco Mayo Lager	3	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	shaking Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	jittery pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	narrow Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	corrupted electrified chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	bland miniature pawn cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	compressed coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	upside-down superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	squat dog trainer's plastic spider ring	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	plastic kazoo of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	bouncing healthy inflatable baseball bat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	jittery googly-star hat of Calamity Jane of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	red family-friendly chaotic googly-ball hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	coward's googly-heart hat of incineration	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	studded brainy super-sweet boom box	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	bouncing Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	green family-friendly occult sinister demon mask of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	red personal trainer's streetfighting champion's belt of the blizzard of terror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	jittery crafty deadly Space Trip safety headphones of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	spinning Tesla LARP carp	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4641	Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked KoL Con Six Pack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20
4642	wobbly Gregarious Gregorian Smock of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4643	Usain Bolt's rxr shield	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	cyan flame-retardant wholesome boxer's Juju Mojo Mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	upside-down space trooper helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	ghostly horrifying careful studded Meteoid ice beam	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	olive avaricious supercharged groovy Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	upside-down Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	shaking chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	teal fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	baleful grievous ironic knit cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	ironic battle spoon of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4655	squat olive nasty weightlifter's beefy ironic jogging shorts	0		Muscle: 25, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	forbidden mole skin notebook	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	scandalous blackberry galoshes	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
4660	sizzling ruddy trout fang	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	tasty spinning poisonous caviar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	corrupted wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	ghostly wobbly studded Ellsbury's skull of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	toasty hot plate	0		Hot Damage: +5, Thorns: 1
4666	Jeselnik's rock-hard imp unity ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +25
4667	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
4668	observational glasses of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
4669	huge zippy hilarious comedy prop	0		Initiative: +20
4670	blue skewed beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	artisanal practically non-alcoholic booze-soaked cherry	1	EPIC	
4672	blurry comfy pillow	0		
4673	rotten marshmallow	4	crappy	
4674	flavorless shaking sponge cake	4	decent	
4675	artisanal ghostly gin-soaked blotter paper	3	EPIC	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	yellow unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	mirror volcanic ash	0		
4680	red narrow shaking smoked potsherd	0		
4681	pottery shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	reassuring smartaleck's pottery hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	MacGyver's Sinatra's pottery training pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	brainy pottery club	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	skewed blue wobbly pottery yo-yo of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	wobbly fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	lime green fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	upside-down affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	coward's beefcake's Greatest American Pants of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	brawny fossilized necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	pulsating fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	scandalous red-hot medallion	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	red popsicle stick	0		
4714	yummy immense lemon popsicle	10	awesome	
4715	toothsome narrow popsicle	4	awesome	
4716	bland mirror strawberry popsicle	4	decent	
4717	moldy mirror liver popsicle	4	crappy	
4718	olive mariachi hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	dangerous Hollandaise helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	narrow organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	decent upside-down cyan liver and let pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	thick stale badass pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	big spoiled shoo-fish pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	spoiled thick upside-down piping organ pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	stale igloo pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	jumbo normal squat fuchsia stomach turnover	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	spoiled dead lights pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	thick bland throbbing organ pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	green quilted stop shield	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	cyan sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	narrow kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	huge rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	jittery prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	pulsating blue tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	beer-soaked mop of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4738	perfectly mixed day-old beer	4	EPIC	
4739	acceptable huge upside-down plain beer	4	good	
4740	smooth overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	3	awesome	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	twirling rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	frozen oxidized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 13
4745	activated activated blurry Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 12
4746	colloidal concentrated warmed purple skewed Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 36
4747	adequate thick bone meal	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	acceptable narrow bone aperitif	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	twirling bonerang of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	bone and arrows of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	tumbling curative boning knife	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	gray deadly bone crusher	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	spinning reassuring bone spurs	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	bouncing olive rosewater-soaked bonedanna of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	smelly boneana hammock of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	skewed bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	anodized candy skeleton	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	ghostly blinking Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	jittery pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	skewed huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	stale snack-sized pumpkin pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	artisanal squat pumpkin beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	Vulcanized energized upside-down pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	Sherlock's shin gourds of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	huge aromatic Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	blurry Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	green Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	blurry Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	rotten snack-sized squat CRIMBCOIDS mints	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	rotten purple CRIMBCOLOAF	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	enchanted stale circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	decent	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	rock-hard plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	brainy plastic fax machine	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	purple plastic hobo elf of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	cyan educational plastic Mr. Mination	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	electrified plastic Best Game Ever	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	blinking hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	shaking S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	upside-down robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	huge robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	pulsating robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	toothsome bite-sized triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1	awesome	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	spoiled ghostly square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	foul-smelling vibrating brawny bindlestocking	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	skewed sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	mirror The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	Jeselnik's friendly Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	squat Uncle Hobo's epic beard of the dark arts of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	knitted electrified Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	skewed nippy Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	twirling perfumed fireproof Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	resourceful Uncle Hobo's belt of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	super-electrified alkaline squat chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	shellacked gift-a-pult	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	cold-filtered irradiated holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	lime green groovy CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	maroon tumbling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	yellow pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	yellow photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	cyan ghostly Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	bouncing paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	lard-coated flame-wreathed scorching paperclip-on tie	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	blurry sharpshooter's paperclip pants of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	blurry auspicious medical-grade paperclip turban of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	savvy paperclip cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	olive glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	purple BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	pressed chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	corrupted narrow bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	anodized pressed incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	super-dry teal myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	huge wobbly red CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	mediocre distilled CRIMBCO wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	blurry toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	decent toe jam toast	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	stale wobbly traffic jam toast	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	stale immense space jam toast	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	vacuum-sealed quadruple-polymerized motivational poster	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	bouncing slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	massive decent tumbling festive sausage	10	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	low-calorie toothsome gray skewed holiday cheese log	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	wizardly BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	huge steel-toed groovy BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	BGE pocket calendar of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	mirror BGE plastic toy of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	educational stapler bear	0		Experience: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	red brainy adhesive tape dolly	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	twirling scissor duck of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	gray coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	yellow mirror frosty educational Seven Loco	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	chaotic Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	thinker's Loathing Legion moondial	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Lo Pan's Loathing Legion necktie	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	twirling nippy Loathing Legion knife	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	olive Newton's Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	wool Loathing Legion can opener	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	yellow lard-coated beefy Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	blinking coward's Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	huge Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	double-paned Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	upside-down Loathing Legion double prism of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	Loathing Legion tape measure of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	squat green Loathing Legion kitchen sink of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	Loathing Legion abacus of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	narrow Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Loathing Legion pizza stone of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	maroon tumbling Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	cool Loathing Legion hammer	0		Moxie: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	blinking Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	decent fancy small huge blue Knob jelly donut	2	good	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 40
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	olive Knob cake pan	0		
4944	wobbly Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	upside-down Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	yellow GOTO	0		
4949	frozen pickled weremoose spit	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 39
4950	quadruple-activated double-quantum abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 39
4951	tumbling asbestos-lined flimsy clipboard	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4952	denatured frozen baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 23
4953	coward's stiffened whalebone corset	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
4954	narrow occult oven mitts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
4955	moldy blurry overcookie	3	crappy	
4956	stale wobbly philosopher's scone	4	decent	
4957	nitrogenated enhanced wobbly half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 50
4958	tumbling ghostly forbidden Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
4959	miniature stale Knob nuts	2	decent	
4960	strong acceptable Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	5	good	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	shaking wholesome mysterious lapel pin of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	pulsating Evilometer	0		
4965	spinning Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	blinking Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	olive Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	bouncing Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	ghostly tumbling Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	bouncing teal Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	shaking Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	green Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	mirror Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	ghostly Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	shaking Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	twirling Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	huge Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	green Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	jittery Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	squat shaking Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	skewed Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	purple Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	gray Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	narrow Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	mirror MacGyver's card sleeve	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	normal fancy wasabi pocky	3	good	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	bland miniature tobiko pocky	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	snack-sized stale natto pocky	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	tolerable weak wasabi-infused sake	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	special delicious irresponsibly strong tobiko-infused sake	9	awesome	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	mediocre watered-down natto-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	Vulcanized unsweetened upside-down wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	dry magnetized red tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	polymerized nitrogenated natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	aerosolized mirror elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	lousy weak shaking olive marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	triple-distilled mediocre blue cranberry schnapps	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	tolerable breaded beer	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	artisanal bouncing soy cordial	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	stiffened educational astral bludgeon of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15
5029	astral shield of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20
5030	wobbly avaricious Da Vinci's astral chapeau of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	clever slick astral bracer of incineration	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
5032	Usain Bolt's stiffened dangerous astral longbow	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +80
5033	blurry ribald electrified rosy-cheeked astral shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	rock-hard Sinatra's astral mace of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +15
5035	tumbling auspicious ruddy smartaleck's astral trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	padded savvy astral ring of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +100
5037	narrow blurry auspicious nasty healthy astral statuette	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
5038	gray hardened dangerous astral pistol of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +50
5039	bouncing greedy Oprah's astral mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	Annie Oakley's banded astral shirt of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100
5042	blurry up-at-dawn Newton's astral belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +5
5043	fancy moldy astral hot dog	3	???	Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 20
5044	mediocre astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	wobbly shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	blurry nippy stylish double-ice cap of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	executive shellacked brawny double-ice box	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	blue sharpshooter's Herculean wizardly double-ice britches	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	twirling handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	tumbling Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	bouncing intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	shaking obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	polarized quadruple-magnetized super-wet Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	flattened anodized Red Pill	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	blinking cyan Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	skewed mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	blurry voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	wobbly the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	shaking Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	normal immense spaghetti con calaveras	7	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	cyan s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	stale popcorn	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	normal snack-sized skewed chaos popcorn	2	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	studded Fonzie's hole of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	shaking innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	thick tasty s'more	0	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	blurry diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	hand-crafted Russian Ice	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	shaking Sherlock's clay ashtray	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	blinking experienced lanyard	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	gray knitted monster pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	magnetized anodized Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	blurry hardy Van der Graaf helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	tumbling maroon tumbling friendly crutch	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	studded shock belt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	corrupted unsweetened teal Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	stanky rubber band gun	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	double-paned pin-stripe slacks	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	twirling gloves of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	anodized jittery correction fluid	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	reassuring Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	wobbly studded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	sizzling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	wool Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	therapeutic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Socratic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	twirling perfumed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	Herculean Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	spinning wobbly mirror flame-wreathed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	MacGyver's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	experienced Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	Socratic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	red twirling stiffened Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	altered frozen willyweed	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	denatured pulsating teal Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	activated fish juice box	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	wobbly paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	watered-down acceptable Jeppson's Malort	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	crafty stress ball	0		Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	stylish Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	narrow stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	tumbling A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	lime green bird brain	0		
5119	purple jittery mirror busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	Samson's smartaleck's Admiral's hat of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	perfumed knitted flame-wreathed aviator's cap	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	wobbly resourceful mirrored aviator shades of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	purple squat Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	jittery Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	narrow Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	tumbling Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	blinking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	squat Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	improved ghostly Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	decent elven hardtack	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	acceptable elven squeeze	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	huge E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	gray E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	wobbly E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	modified shaking astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	huge E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	tumbling handful of honey	0		
5145	triple-nitrogenated honeypot	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 27
5146	special bite-sized adequate wild honey pie	1	good	Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 10
5147	aged watered-down spinning narrow honey mead	2	awesome	
5148	tumbling purple avaricious toasty honey dipper of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
5149	avaricious fireproof Newton's honeybritches	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	rosy-cheeked dance instructor's honeycap of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	wholesome Moonthril Circlet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	tumbling scorching Moonthril Greaves	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	blinking wizardly Moonthril Flamberge	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	savvy Moonthril Longbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	slick Moonthril Cuirass	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	red jittery plush alielf of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	activated anodized dry Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	razor-sharp plush dogcat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	miser's plush hamsterpus	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	wobbly studded plush ferrelf	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	plush alien hamsterpus of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	plush mutated alielf of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	resourceful plush mutated alielephant of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	skewed girl of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	ghostly top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	purple synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	wobbly distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	chilled wet bouncing shaking blinking transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	green Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	tumbling elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Saison du Lune	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	weak smooth Moonthril Schnapps	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	fancy perfectly mixed weak Wrecked Generator	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	moldy immense Spaghetti with Moonballs	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	moldy Crepes a la Lune	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	rotten Moon Pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	triple-pickled Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	frozen Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	chilled unsweetened Vulcanized 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	lime green Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	skewed Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	red Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	colloidal boiled blinking yellow honey stick	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 28
5189	irradiated bouncing double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	perfumed toasty occult Operation Patriot Shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	pulsating squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	flattened oxidized maroon corrupted data	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	twirling 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	squat Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	greasy Great S-Cape	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	ribald Marvelous Unitard	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	altered ghostly gooey paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	compressed beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	distilled twirling paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	powdered blurry ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	modified greasy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	altered upside-down bug paste	1	good	Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	powdered wobbly hippy paste	1	good	Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	dehydrated skewed orc paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	boiled olive demonic paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	diluted upside-down jittery gray indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	powdered olive paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	denatured spinning cyan goblin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	powdered blinking pirate paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	altered fuchsia chlorophyll paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	distilled shaking olive paste	1	decent	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	dehydrated squat lime green Mer-kin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	altered upside-down slimy paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	compressed squat penguin paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	diluted elemental paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	mixed blurry cosmic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	compressed ghostly mirror teal hobo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	distilled blue Crimbo paste	1	good	Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	jittery Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	mirror Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	rotten Ur-Donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	tumbling The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	hand-crafted bucket of wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	snack-sized delicious ultrafondue	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	tumbling snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	shaking bouncing crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	upside-down blurry borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	pulsating upside-down up-at-dawn shining halo	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	green family-friendly furry halo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	sage frosty halo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	tumbling crafty time halo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	high-proof bad ghostly skewed Lumineux Limnio	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	artisanal fortified Morto Moreto	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	bad Temps Tempranillo	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	fortified tolerable Bordeaux Marteaux	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	bad Fromage Pinotage	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	triple-distilled enchanted lousy lime green Beignet Milgranet	6	decent	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	lousy Muschat	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	immense normal pulsating cool jelly donut	9	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	normal shrapnel jelly donut	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	spoiled pulsating occult jelly donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	spoiled half-sized upside-down thyme jelly donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	jumbo flavorless yellow danish	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	stale snack-sized smashed danish	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	small stale forbidden danish	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	half-sized normal cool cat claw	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	tasty squat blunt cat claw	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	miniature flavorless gray shadowy cat claw	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	spoiled bite-sized upside-down cheezburger	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	adequate gigantic pulsating toasted brie	9	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	super-irradiated potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	moist too legit potion	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	non-pickled non-magnetized vacuum-sealed Bright Water	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	super-improved cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	energized aerosolized tumbling graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	alkaline cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	altered blinking potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	pressed modified irradiated potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	concentrated dry boiled potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	alkaline potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	non-electrified adjusted potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	bouncing holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	double-paned hammerus	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	blunt icepick of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	deadly fluorescent lightbulb	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	wool Lo Pan's blammer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	clock-cleaning hammer of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	tumbling 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	cyan broken clock of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	squat mirror MacGyver's dethklok	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	twirling blurry reassuring glacial clock	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	green blurry d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	ghostly d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	olive mirror d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	ghostly generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	ghostly upside-down kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	huge slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	blurry dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	moldy phish stick	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	supercharged deadly Socratic plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	twirling Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	upside-down Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	lime green your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	maroon grievous Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	narrow horrifying quilted Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	maroon tumbling auspicious Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	stiffened Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	twirling Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	skewed ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	polymerized ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	wet pickled polarized skewed necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	oxidized modified bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	polymerized blurry whisker pencil	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	altered narrow press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	alkaline irradiated nitrogenated tumbling Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	polymerized Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	ionized improved Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	electrified frozen unsweetened Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	Vulcanized polymerized fuchsia Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic cyan narrow Ecto-Cooler	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	fortified drinkable jittery Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	drinkable practically non-alcoholic wobbly Blood Light	1	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	acceptable Silver Bullet beer	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	bad distilled mirror jittery Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	mirror twirling ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	boiled vacuum-sealed green sorority brain	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	modified Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	frozen mirror drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	savvy extra-see-thru nightie	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	extremely unsafe Rosewater's BRAINS shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	ghostly Jack Frost's Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	skewed scrunchie of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	sage extremely skinny jeans of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	rock-hard strapping The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	Usain Bolt's smooth The Necbromancer's Stein of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	reassuring Socratic The Necbromancer's Shorts of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	twirling clever steel-toed The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	bad weak The Cooler Out of Space	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	magnetized Vulcanized teal shaking Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	yellow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	bouncing A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	yellow jar of oil	0		
5354	lime green The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	olive Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	blinking Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	tumbling Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	maroon CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	ghostly pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	curative KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	tumbling boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	narrow foul-smelling plastic trollipop	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	plastic Fudge Wizard of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	blue censurious plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	stanky plastic colollilossus	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	crafty plastic Big Candy of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	gray blinking The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	boiled blurry groose grease	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tumbling tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	jittery educational ridiculous belt	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	extremely unsafe ridiculous earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	ridiculous sunglasses of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	moldy ridiculous sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	perfectly mixed bouncing ridiculous cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	wobbly groovy zombie monkey necklace of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	blurry peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	Vulcanized mirror peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	spoiled huge blurry peppermint patty	6	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	blurry candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	shaking huge peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	maroon Jeselnik's candy cane	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	blurry Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	spinning purple tumbling mansplainer's healthy cane-mail shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	blurry chilly Tesla Herculean cane-mail pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	bad extra-dry narrow Vodka Matryoshka	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	fancy mediocre pulsating Gin Mint	3	decent	Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	extra-dry smooth Tequiz Navidad	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	drinkable Mint Yulep	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	hand-crafted Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	drinkable blurry Sangria de Menthe	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	deionized mirror licorice root	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	colloidal banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	alkaline chilled fuchsia pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	super-wet lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	chilled lime green spinning kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	concentrated polymerized cyan strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	ribald bananarama bangle	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	olive resourceful pair of pearidot earrings	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	medical-grade tourmalime tourniquet	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	skewed scorching kumquartz ring	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	pulsating clever strawberyl necklace	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	wobbly Van der Graaf sucker bucket of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	sucker hakama of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	narrow smelly sucker kabuto	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	shaking stanky sucker tachi	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	blurry cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	adjusted fudge lily	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	corrupted oxidized upside-down huge fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	adequate small fudgesicle	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	lime green The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	blinking miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	activated tumbling narrow devilish folio	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	upside-down dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	fuchsia vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	teal bouncing avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	narrow gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	flattened quantum Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	tasty special fudge bunny	4	awesome	Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	executive resourceful brainy fudgecycle	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	huge fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	upside-down green blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	mirror Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	pickled wobbly wobbly resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	dry resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	dry quadruple-boiled wobbly resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	alkaline resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	triple-ionized resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	corrupted anodized resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	dry polymerized aerosolized red pulsating resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	modified galvanized blurry resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	irradiated resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	olive gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	narrow gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	double-vacuum-sealed wet gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	non-aerosolized gummi snake	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	energized mirror gummi canary	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	flavorless upside-down gummi bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	stale gummi bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	small toothsome gummi bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	stale drunki-bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	rotten drunki-bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	spoiled bite-sized drunki-bear	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	supercharged gummi bowtie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	wobbly educational fudge pocket square	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	wobbly lollipop cufflinks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	teal trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	huge belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	dry double-colloidal wobbly gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	triple-ionized ionized twirling gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	corrupted activated irradiated gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	fuchsia heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	Big Candy's tophat of the pedagogue of the dark arts	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	tumbling Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	pulsating blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	adequate blurry jerky coins	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	acceptable blurry Go-Wassail	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	double-quantum Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	improved activated blurry bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	tarnished altered blurry wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	upside-down shaking Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	wobbly Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	jittery lime green blurry pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pulsating pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	blinking pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	red pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	shaking pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	galvanized adjusted blue Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	squat do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	flavorless berries of suffering	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	alkaline Vulcanized teal baobab sap	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	blinking narrow magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	alkaline irradiated magnetized tumbling yellow Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	lousy weak lime green ghostly Barulio's bottle	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	unsweetened adjusted galvanized Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	pulsating half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	corrupted altered desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	tumbling Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	prompt groovy Leapin' Trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +3
5544	delicious practically non-alcoholic eggnog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	adequate jittery squat hamhock	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	blinking The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	twirling The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	spinning Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	yellow rosy-cheeked Trusty	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
5553	red blurry can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	olive empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	pickled moist narrow fireclutch	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 65
5556	perfumed Rain-Doh wings of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	upside-down lard-coated hardy Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	maroon flame-wreathed Rain-Doh lantern of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	blinking prompt occult Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	cyan Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	stale PB&BP	3	decent	
5566	rotten small club sandwich	2	crappy	
5567	diet stale narrow corned-beef Reuben	1	decent	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	upside-down mirror loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	twirling Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Drac & Tan	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	acceptable weak Transylvania Sling	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	triple-distilled fancy tolerable upside-down Shot of the Living Dead	8	good	Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	bad Buttery Knob	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	acceptable spinning Slippery Knob	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	perfectly mixed distilled spinning Flaming Knob	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	watered-down tolerable upside-down Grasshopper	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	delicious Locust	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	weak lousy green Plague of Locusts	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	drinkable Red Dwarf	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	hand-crafted tumbling cyan Golden Mean	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	mediocre Green Giant	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	watered-down perfectly mixed bouncing Aye Aye	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	drinkable Aye Aye, Captain	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	smooth watered-down Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	tolerable jittery Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	artisanal blue More Humanitini than Humanitini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	tolerable watered-down Oh, the Humanitini	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	hand-crafted weak Great Older Fashioned	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	lousy Fuzzy Tentacle	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Crazymaker	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	mediocre watered-down shaking Zoodriver	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	hand-crafted triple-distilled Sloe Comfortable Zoo	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	boozy delicious Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	drinkable Suffering Sinner	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	special practically non-alcoholic acceptable Suppurating Sinner	1	good	Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	drinkable Sizzling Sinner	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	aged weak Firewater	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	perfectly mixed Earth and Firewater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	weak acceptable Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	lousy Slimosa	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	lousy squat Extra-slimy Slimosa	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	weak special acceptable Slimebite	2	good	Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	bad Cement Mixer	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	lousy bouncing Jackhammer	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	delicious Dump Truck	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	tolerable Fauna Libre	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	practically non-alcoholic bad Chakra Libre	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	acceptable Aura Libre	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	smooth watered-down purple Sazerorc	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	mediocre enchanted green Sazuruk-hai	4	decent	Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	acceptable skewed Flaming Sazerorc	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	drinkable Green Velvet	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	watered-down aged Green Muslin	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Green Burlap	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	mediocre Mohobo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	practically non-alcoholic smooth Moonshine Mohobo	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	bad Flaming Mohobo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	hand-crafted special Drunken Philosopher	3	EPIC	Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	watered-down drinkable Drunken Neurologist	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	mediocre watered-down Drunken Astrophysicist	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	hand-crafted Dark & Starry	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	lousy pulsating blurry Black Hole	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	acceptable Event Horizon	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	triple-distilled bad Herring Daiquiri	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	special lousy Herring Wallbanger	4	decent	Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Herringtini	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	watered-down artisanal blinking Lollipop Drop	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	smooth Candy Alexander	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	tolerable twirling Candicaine	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	smooth upside-down Caipiranha	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	weak bad Flying Caipiranha	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	aged extra-dry narrow blue Flaming Caipiranha	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	tolerable Punchplanter	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	bad teal Doublepunchplanter	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	delicious mirror Haymaker	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	fuchsia Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	yellow crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	massive adequate fungus	9	good	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	ionized modified red stone wool	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 58
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	calendar of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
5648	spinning scandalous vibrating Boris's Helm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	pulsating sharpshooter's groovy staph of homophones	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Alters Page Text
5650	razor-sharp Boris's Helm (askew) of James Dean of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	rotten big nailswurst	5	crappy	
5655	practically non-alcoholic artisanal used beer	1	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	squat green quilted insulting hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	red Herculean offensive moustache	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
5661	bouncing Annie Oakley's hairshirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	yellow pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	squat club	0		
5670	bland fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	decent	
5671	fortified lousy spinning slap and slap again	5	decent	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	modified wobbly watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	cyan pulsating pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	teal knitted Ze&trade; goggles	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	ghostly soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	smelly stylish swimsuit of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	ghostly lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	toothsome mirror P.B.L.T.	3	awesome	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	shaking twirling BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	prompt UV monocular	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
5689	tumbling drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	squat Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	quantum disintegrator pistol of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
5693	phase-tuned shield generator belt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	Usain Bolt's bugbear detector	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	personal trainer's The Lost Glasses of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	huge Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	ghostly yellow crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	twirling wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	mirror shellacked wax hat of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	stanky Lo Pan's wax pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	altered deionized spinning ghostly lime green drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	jittery yellow zippy chaotic fireman's helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	huge hardy fire axe	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	ruddy banded fortified fire extinguisher	0		Damage Absorption: 160, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	spoiled jumbo FDKOL hotcakes	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	stale thick fiery wing	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	pulsating vibrating stiffened wings of fire	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	prompt FDKOL fire hose	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	boiled colloidal pulsating bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	skewed mirror lime green spinning hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	shaking Tesla dangerous hot daub bun	0		Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	huge MacGyver's wicked hot daub stand	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	nasty nippy foot-long hot daub	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	stale angst burger	4	decent	
5731	hand-crafted blinking 5-hour acrimony	3	EPIC	
5732	tumbling blank note	0		
5733	blue eerily silent box	0		
5734	tiny rotten forbidden sausage	1	crappy	
5735	lightning-fast Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	denatured squat Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 67
5737	double-irradiated colloidal blue daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	cyan bouncing sharpshooter's Camp Scout backpack	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	half-sized yummy bag of GORP	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	bad special skewed water purification pills	3	decent	Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	mediocre CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	snack-sized stale bag of GORF	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	blinking CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	jumbo spoiled bag of QWOP	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	concentrated magnetized CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	lime green CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed CSA cheerfulness ration	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	red CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	enchanted massive flavorless upside-down crappy brain	7	decent	Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
5753	rotten decent brain	3	crappy	
5754	normal good brain	3	good	
5755	delicious massive boss brain	10	awesome	
5756	fancy normal small hunter brain	2	good	Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 45
5758	scorching Sinatra's supercool Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	wool foul-smelling staff	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
5760	zippy clever staff of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20
5761	upside-down lard-coated boxer's Staff of the Scummy Sink of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	narrow nose	0		
5763	horrifying foul-smelling Superhero Reboots	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
5764	purple ribald sinister fuzzy busby	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	fireproof fuzzy earmuffs of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	Sherlock's personal trainer's fuzzy montera of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	blurry Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	huge gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	upside-down gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	upside-down talkative skull	0		
5775	jittery bouncing fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	jittery shaking rosewater-soaked wholesome Barney's rake	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
5778	bland small pulsating idiot brain	2	decent	
5779	twirling shaking Socratic keel-haulin' knife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
5780	up-at-dawn ice cream scoop	0		Adventures: +5
5781	drinkable soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	4	good	
5782	shaking bouncing morningwood plank	0		
5783	blue squat raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	red ghostly weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	huge greasy curative right bear arm	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	wobbly pulsating prompt executive left bear arm of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	red savvy Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
5794	cold-filtered pickled anodized cyan Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 50
5795	concentrated jittery Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 43
5796	polarized polymerized vacuum-sealed Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 35
5797	unsweetened tumbling Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 69
5798	triple-tarnished corrupted Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45
5799	aerosolized irradiated polymerized shaking eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 64
5800	adjusted adjusted oxidized Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 61
5801	extra-enhanced ionized Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 36
5802	modified perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
5803	non-aerosolized ionized cyan White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 29
5804	modified tarnished Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 59
5805	adjusted breath mint	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 69
5806	Vulcanized energized vacuum-sealed muesli	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 29
5807	moist chilled glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 63
5808	aerosolized lime green glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 57
5809	colloidal Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 38
5810	quadruple-pressed tarnished cyan Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 58
5811	tarnished wobbly tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 13
5812	polarized skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 43
5813	enhanced extra-nitrogenated magnetized bouncing smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 21
5814	ionized teal tumbling blob of acid	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 41
5815	electrified blinking tumbling gray flayed mind	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 44
5816	cold-filtered kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
5817	improved frozen forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 58
5818	warmed vacuum-sealed Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
5819	galvanized gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 23
5820	dry deionized mirror tumbling bull blubber	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 21
5821	pickled bouncing frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 36
5822	ionized gazely stare	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 64
5823	quantum canopic jar	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 18
5824	denatured cyan clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 14
5825	flattened triple-frozen Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 66
5826	liquefied zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 30
5827	unsweetened skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 65
5828	anodized flattened nitrogenated pulsating gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 11
5829	quantum colloidal janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 27
5830	energized green pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 36
5831	denatured pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 43
5832	nitrogenated electrified secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 32
5833	extra-moist dry activated cyan brigand brittle	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 61
5834	polymerized maroon holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 62
5835	tarnished galvanized upside-down scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 47
5836	oxidized improved non-cold-filtered embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 38
5837	moist ionized Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 14
5838	double-colloidal Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 33
5839	extra-anodized ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 35
5840	dry pickled dry Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 69
5841	tarnished altered wobbly A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 36
5842	liquefied extra-enhanced blinking toothbrush	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 26
5843	ionized blinking blinking pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 54
5844	electrified polarized una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66
5845	improved liquefied compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 50
5846	wet salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 68
5847	vacuum-sealed unholy water	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 21
5848	polymerized wet activated pulsating Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 12
5849	electrified irradiated handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 15
5850	altered ionized olive space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 30
5851	super-denatured nitrogenated temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 30
5852	moist oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 44
5853	cold-filtered stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 64
5854	boiled ionized quantum BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 18
5855	quadruple-magnetized dry Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 22
5856	double-energized Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 27
5857	electrified nitrogenated ghostly tumbling grey cube	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 25
5858	pickled dry unsweetened red votive candle	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 36
5859	wet triple-dry narrow booby trap	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 67
5860	quantum dry Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 16
5861	dry colloidal good ash	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 12
5862	narrow Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	spinning papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	ionized papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	pressed galvanized papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	magnetized wobbly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	twirling lard-coated Sinatra's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	shaking Temple Grandin's Samson's papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	beefcake's papier-masque of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	purple weightlifter's papier-mitre of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	Usain Bolt's reassuring papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	squat papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	twirling Fonzie's Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	perfumed veiny ruddy skeleton skis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	moldy blinking skeleton quiche	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	olive skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	double-paned chilly manspreader's electrified Bonestabber	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	lousy crystal skeleton vodka	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	fuchsia auxiliary backbone of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	activated super-tarnished ionized pulsating that gum you like	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 22
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	squat cyan Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	huge avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	gray ghostly canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	vaporized Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	skewed jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	ghostly jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	gray wobbly jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	bouncing jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	pulsating huge jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	shaking sharpshooter's wedding ring of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	narrow rosewater-soaked Jeselnik's Solstice Shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
5913	nitrogenated dry triple-corrupted candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	boiled sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	magnetized beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	modified ionized gray sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	activated flattened olive cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	jittery plastic animelf of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	twirling hardened plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	plastic Uncle Crimboku of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	squat plastic MechaElf of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	squat plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	red pulsating BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	squat horrifying brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blurry blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	nippy occult plastic four-shadowed mime of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	shaking censurious clever plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	sage plastic Rene C. Corman of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	bouncing nasty plastic Lord Flameface of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	baleful plastic Beebee King	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	Lo Pan's plastic Queen Bee	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	energetic plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	skewed slick plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	reassuring plastic spiderbugbear	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	wobbly blurry gravedigger's plastic peacannon	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	nasty plastic the Free Man	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	narrow plastic fire servant of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	squat plastic mumblebee of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	extremely unsafe plastic moneybee	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	gravedigger's plastic beebee gunners	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	plastic beebee queue of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	red plastic buzzerker of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	skewed clever plastic bee swarm	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	knitted plastic batbugbear	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	plastic bugaboo of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	executive plastic ops bugbear	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	wizardly plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	foul-smelling plastic cavebugbear	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	huge sharpshooter's plastic Norville Rogers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	frightening plastic Scott the Miner	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	asbestos-lined plastic angry space marine	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	greasy plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	tumbling resourceful plastic Father McGruber	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	beefcake's plastic blazing bat	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	greasy friendly electronic dulcimer pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	inspector's ruddy Frown Exerciser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	blinking wobbly soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	bouncing soul doorbell	0		
5968	maroon soul coin	0		
5969	huge tumbling soul knife	0		
5970	Fonzie's soul mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
5971	mirror record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	wobbly yellow record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	purple record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	skewed record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	aromatic wool silent beret of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	toothsome snack-sized lime green slice of pizza	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	triple-distilled mediocre tankard of ale	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	greasy cloth cap of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	aromatic toasty iron dagger of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	normal big hamburger	5	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	pulsating potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	bad strong bottle of wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	asbestos-lined banded iron helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	Usain Bolt's clever steel sword of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	big moldy whole roasted chicken	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	skewed narrow massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	blinking extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	ghostly potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	weak tolerable shining goblet	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	miser's Samson's crown of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	wobbly lion tamer's beefy sword of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	auspicious Jim Carey's Helm of the Scream Emperor of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	resourceful wholesome Cloak of Dire Shadows of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	bouncing stylish Sword of Dark Omens of the detective of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	olive sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked wicked Shield of Icy Fate	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	Jeselnik's hardy wholesome Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	squat Usain Bolt's nippy weightlifter's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	inspector's coward's Boots of Twilight Whispers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	frightening deadly beefcake's Belt of Howling Anger	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	sizzling logging hatchet	0		Hot Damage: +10
6011	blurry twirling orc wrist of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
6012	supercool freshwater pearl necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +20
6013	blinking Temple Grandin's energetic orcish stud-finder	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
6014	blue Samson's screwing pooch	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
6015	frozen polymerized altered orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 36
6016	quantum cold-filtered gray shaking orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 16
6017	extra-irradiated orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 39
6018	special smooth backwoods screwdriver	4	awesome	Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 30
6019	curative loadstone	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6020	clever Claybender glasses of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6021	twirling knitted Duskwalker fangs of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
6022	upside-down green Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	lime green Socratic Whoompa Fur Pants of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	experienced Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Experience: +2
6025	non-alkaline non-aerosolized bouncing ghostly Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 31
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	maroon T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	smartaleck's dress pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	badge of authority of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6032	ribald deadly motorcycle boots	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
6033	scandalous wizardly stolen necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
6034	wholesome deadly troll britches	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	tarnished vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 45
6036	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic tumbling artisanal limoncello	1	EPIC	
6037	maroon ginger ale	0		
6038	adequate small incredible pizza	2	good	
6039	ghostly rosewater-soaked frosty oil cap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	sizzling oil lamp of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +10
6041	blurry oil slacks of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	lime green friendly oil pan	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	pulsating spinning BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	tumbling fireproof personal trainer's Misty Cloak	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +3
6048	boxer's Misty Robe of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100
6049	wobbly foul-smelling Annie Oakley's quilted Misty Cape	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	decent mirror Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	lousy Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	adjusted Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	twirling psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	ghostly Oprah's shellacked Meatcleaver	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	bouncing Crimbo Elf bobble-head of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	bouncing Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	jittery friendly Crimbo tree flocker	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	squat Sinatra's Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	asbestos-lined Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	nippy Truthsayer of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	yellow loose blade	0		
6069	mirror goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	bouncing sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	double-electrified unsweetened ionized haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	triple-pressed shaking skewed magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	quadruple-adjusted Vulcanized 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	irresponsibly strong artisanal fancy blue McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	7	EPIC	Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	fancy half-sized moldy haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	2	crappy	Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	narrow school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	blurry haggis socks of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	maroon actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	shaking magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	tumbling jittery beefcake's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Microplushie: Hippylase of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	lightning-fast Microplushie: Bropane	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	Microplushie: Sororitrate of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	Fonzie's Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	wobbly Microplushie: Raverdrine of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	healthy Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	mirror padded Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	inspector's Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	mansplainer's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	Microplushie: Hipsterine of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	blue classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	purple gravedigger's Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	pulsating bouncing homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	upside-down Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	squat Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	nasty educational Ginsu&trade;	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	maroon bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	wobbly bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	maroon zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	bouncing zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	green CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	narrow spinning gray test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	blurry abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	watered-down bad Chinese beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	wobbly fuchsia cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	ghostly rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	olive furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	energized twirling bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	scandalous slick novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	mirror furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	ghostly greedy makeshift yakuza mask	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	fireproof strapping White Dragon Fang of dire peril	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	squat slick butterfly knife	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	smooth weighted paperclip chain	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	rubber gloves of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	rotten roasted duck	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	toothsome blurry dead meat bun	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	blinking squat therapeutic cat collar	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	bouncing nasty dance instructor's suspicious-looking fedora	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	tumbling blinking MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	moldy upside-down carrot cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	smooth carrot claret	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	twisted carrot juice	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	wobbly flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	nippy supercool Byte	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	red jittery personal trainer's anger blaster	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	censurious doubt cannon	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	fear condenser of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	upside-down lard-coated regret hose	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	skewed Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	strapping commodore's hat of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	naval trousers of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	rosy-cheeked deck cannon of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	squat energetic ornamental sextant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	purple brawny Bloodbath of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	hand-crafted Hundred Headed IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	adequate lime green chum	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	adjusted crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 24
6172	boiled candy crayons	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	ghostly smelly Temple Grandin's pixel grappling hook	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	jittery cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	upside-down cosmic fruit	0		
6184	huge avaricious therapeutic Jarlsberg's hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6185	small stale enchanted consummate hard-boiled egg	2	decent	Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 20
6186	adequate consummate fried egg	3	good	
6187	tasty consummate egg salad	4	awesome	
6188	decent super-sized tumbling huge consummate bagel	5	good	
6189	toothsome half-sized blurry upside-down consummate sliced bread	2	awesome	
6190	flavorless consummate hot dog bun	4	decent	
6191	super-sized decent consummate brownie	5	good	
6192	toothsome huge consummate toast	3	awesome	
6193	lousy passable stout	3	decent	
6194	diet spoiled gray consummate soup	1	crappy	
6195	bland consummate corn chips	4	decent	
6196	yummy super-sized mirror consummate salad	5	awesome	
6197	moldy consummate salsa	3	crappy	
6198	spoiled blurry consummate sauerkraut	3	crappy	
6199	toothsome consummate cheese slice	3	awesome	
6200	tasty special consummate melted cheese	3	awesome	Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 25
6201	moldy consummate bacon	4	crappy	
6202	decent consummate meatloaf	3	good	
6203	jumbo yummy consummate steak	5	awesome	
6204	stale pulsating yellow consummate cuts	3	decent	
6205	flavorless gigantic consummate frankfurter	9	decent	
6206	immense bland ghostly consummate french fries	6	decent	
6207	yummy diet fuchsia consummate baked potato	1	awesome	
6208	drinkable acceptable vodka	3	good	
6209	fancy small moldy squat consummate ice cream	2	crappy	Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5
6210	moldy small consummate whipped cream	2	crappy	
6211	moldy mirror consummate cream	3	crappy	
6212	yummy twirling consummate strawberries	4	awesome	
6213	decent half-sized consummate sorbet	2	good	
6214	drinkable upside-down adequate rum	3	good	
6215	tolerable watered-down mediocre lager	2	good	
6216	flavorless huge immaculate grilled cheese	3	decent	
6217	half-sized bland immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	decent	
6218	spoiled low-calorie immaculate hot dog	1	crappy	
6219	decent immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	good	
6220	small rotten pulsating perfect sandwich	2	crappy	
6221	bite-sized normal perfect chef salad	1	good	
6222	spoiled gigantic perfect breakfast	8	crappy	
6223	adequate sublime deluxe hot dog	4	good	
6224	spoiled shaking sublime stew	4	crappy	
6225	adequate blurry sublime nachos	4	good	
6226	bland Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	decent	
6227	spoiled Loaded Baked Potato	4	crappy	
6228	normal diet Omega Sundae	1	good	
6229	tolerable Das Sauerlager	3	good	
6230	smooth high-proof Bologna Lambic	7	awesome	
6231	drinkable Vodka Dog	4	good	
6232	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Disappointed Russian	1	super ultra EPIC	
6233	smooth practically non-alcoholic Chunky Mary	1	awesome	
6234	acceptable Nachojito	4	good	
6235	perfectly mixed Le Roi	3	EPIC	
6236	tolerable watered-down Over Easy Rider	2	good	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	moist improved wet cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 39
6240	ionized diffused spinning Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 39
6241	non-modified energized censored can label	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 50
6242	adjusted upside-down ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 61
6243	adjusted ionized the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 14
6244	oxidized deionized cat's paw	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 57
6245	dry super-vacuum-sealed blurry shaking gray ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 52
6246	liquefied upside-down demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 23
6247	wet blurry clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 46
6248	anodized mirror gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 34
6249	blurry dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	reassuring lion tamer's occult numberwang of the ox of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6251	ionized cold-filtered wet scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	denatured aerosolized scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	wobbly fuchsia squat dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	cyan pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	bouncing bouncing hardened padded razor-sharp dance instructor's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	bouncing censurious frosty rock-hard Staff of the Staff of Life of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	wobbly foul-smelling padded Sinatra's Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	resourceful baleful experienced Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	wobbly skewed greedy grievous personal trainer's Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	jittery narrow double-paned Tesla savvy Staff of the All-Steak	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	maroon greedy Rosewater's wizardly Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	frosty sage Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: 35, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	pulsating jar of protein powder	0		
6267	toothsome snack-sized grain of protein powder	2	awesome	
6268	super-dry pec oil	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 28
6269	arcane researcher's gym membership card	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6270	adjusted vacuum-sealed pulsating green Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 64
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	clever banded penguin keychain	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20
6273	adjusted alkaline O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 59
6274	lousy distilled open sauce	5	decent	
6275	zippy nippy turkey leg	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
6276	mediocre weak spinning narrow Ye Olde Meade	2	decent	
6277	triple-boiled electrified wobbly Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 18
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	pewter claymore of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
6280	wool artisanal rice peeler	0		Cold Resistance: +1
6281	delicious tumbling heirloom grape tomato	3	awesome	
6282	mirror chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	medical-grade brown felt tophat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	Rosewater's Mark I Steam-Hat of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	narrow Jim Carey's thinker's Mark II Steam-Hat of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	gray medical-grade deadly Fonzie's Mark III Steam-Hat of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	jittery Usain Bolt's Sherlock's rock-hard Samson's Mark IV Steam-Hat of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	blinking purple executive frosty hardy supercool Mark V Steam-Hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	olive steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	lion tamer's dangerous punk rock jacket	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
6292	mirror ribald beefcake's safety pin	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
6293	tasty miniature spinning stolen sushi	2	awesome	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	blue ghostly model airship	0		
6300	pressed wet olive Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 35
6301	modified ionized tarnished blinking blurry possibility potion	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 67
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	red bouncing stanky nasty medical-grade therapeutic boxer's Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	lightning-fast friendly Fonzie's Jarlsberg's pan of Calamity Jane of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	galvanized enhanced wobbly celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	wet celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	pressed colloidal dry blinking celestial au jus	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	pressed celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	wizardly Uncle Buck	0		Mysticality: +25, Softcore Only
6312	wobbly crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	lard-coated medical-grade SCUBA tank	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater
6316	jittery gravedigger's deep six-shooter of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10
6317	Newton's sea chaps of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	maroon inspector's lion tamer's supercharged sea holster	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6319	wet dry chilled yellow shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 23
6320	wobbly Van der Graaf long-forgotten necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	frosty sharpshooter's jam band of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6324	medical-grade wicked aquamariner's ring of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6325	narrow blue frightening aquamariner's necklace of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
6326	zippy avaricious pearl diver's ring	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6327	lion tamer's cool pearl diver's necklace	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	gray twirling fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	Sherlock's wool cozy scimitar of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Breakable
6333	blurry crafty brainy Staff of the Cozy Fish of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Maximum MP: +10, Breakable
6334	gravedigger's baleful boxer's cozy bazooka	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Breakable
6335	nasty thinker's sea mantle	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +5
6336	olive careful sea shawl of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	double-paned sea cape of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	pulsating wool medical-grade muddy pirate hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	scandalous energetic floral-print skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	yellow zippy supercool spectral axe	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +20
6342	manspreader's super-strong air freshener of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
6343	concentrated cyan Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 26
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	dry double-enhanced frozen fuchsia narrow Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 51
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	frozen twirling Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 33
6348	wool Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	maroon frosty Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	boxer's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	upside-down Annie Oakley's Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
6352	sinister Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +50
6353	upside-down Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	Vulcanized ghostly Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 11
6355	energized ghostly Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 13
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	upside-down Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	huge teal Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	quilted Mer-kin begsign	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	extra-ionized aerosolized dry pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	ionized Vulcanized ghostly pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	vacuum-sealed liquefied oxidized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	magnetized blurry pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	pickled pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	galvanized concentrated pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	quantum oxidized frozen shaking pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	tumbling twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	watered-down tolerable can of the cheapest beer	2	good	
6372	irresponsibly strong acceptable bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	7	good	
6373	watered-down aged single swig of vodka	2	awesome	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	testy toolbox of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	double-dry ph balancer	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 31
6381	liquefied anodized corrupted huge mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 42
6382	skewed nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	good	
6384	blurry jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	mirror blob of wood glue	0		
6388	huge envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	energized spinning Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 69
6390	aerosolized cold-filtered Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 23
6391	dry flattened Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 46
6392	red stylish scale-mail underwear of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	altered cyan comb jelly	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 43
6394	narrow anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	tumbling Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	adjusted modified Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 28
6400	wobbly fuchsia Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	flattened tear	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 20
6402	anodized blurry jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 69
6403	non-galvanized grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 41
6404	Vulcanized quantum pulsating violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 56
6405	enhanced colloidal blinking worst candy	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 34
6406	galvanized fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 55
6407	ghostly prompt Jeselnik's Pocket Square of Loathing of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	red shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	rotten pulsating flavorless gruel	4	crappy	
6416	bland mana curds	4	decent	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	narrow pencil stub	0		
6419	magnetized moth dust	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 42
6420	Vulcanized glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 34
6421	tumbling tonic djinn	0		
6422	special stale vampire chowder	3	decent	Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 45
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	yummy huge Dreadsylvanian stew	4	awesome	
6427	lousy special watered-down shaking Dreadsylvanian	2	decent	Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 5
6428	enhanced twirling purple Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 61
6429	irradiated moist anodized skewed Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 59
6430	weightlifter's dreadful fedora of the ox	0		Muscle: 35, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dog trainer's dreadful sweater	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	narrow shellacked dreadful glove	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	narrow Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	wobbly Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	bouncing Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	purple Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	bouncing green Tesla veiny studded Covers-Your-Head	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	Jim Carey's Sinatra's Drapes-You-Regally of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	cyan lightning-fast baleful brainy Warms-Your-Tush	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	executive wool Helps-You-Sleep	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Blind
6444	Annie Oakley's experienced Quiets-Your-Steps of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
6445	blurry aromatic chilly Protects-Your-Junk	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6446	mediocre blue Gets-You-Drunk	3	decent	
6447	fuchsia family-friendly ribald extremely unsafe Great Wolf's headband	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	nippy rock-hard wizardly Great Wolf's left paw	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	scorching Great Wolf's right paw of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	Sinatra's Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	baleful slick Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	spinning spinning Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	chilled Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 66
6454	wobbly medical-grade strapping zombie mariachi hat of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	ghostly knitted supercharged sinister zombie accordion	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	deadly Rosewater's zombie mariachi pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	asbestos-lined scorching crafty HOA regulation book	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
6458	huge ghostly blinking greedy energetic deadly HOA zombie eyes	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	bouncing censurious quilted smooth Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	MacGyver's brawny Mayor Ghost's cloak of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	knitted dance instructor's Mayor Ghost's khakis of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	nasty nippy Van der Graaf Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	mirror zippy supercool Mayor Ghost's sash of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6467	red Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	snack-sized moldy ghost pepper	2	crappy	
6469	Jack Frost's forbidden Thunkula's drinking cap of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	blurry twirling yellow arcane researcher's educational Drunkula's cape of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	Sinatra's Drunkula's silky pants of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	Usain Bolt's inspector's extremely unsafe Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +80, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	steel-toed Drunkula's wineglass	0		Damage Reduction: 9
6475	hand-crafted watered-down bottle of Bloodweiser	2	EPIC	
6476	blue scandalous flame-wreathed Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	huge bouncing Jeselnik's scorching boxer's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	family-friendly Van der Graaf experienced Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	chaotic clever medical-grade therapeutic beefy Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17
6480	reassuring electrified Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Thorns: 1
6481	upside-down chilly crafty Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5
6482	executive frosty crafty Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6483	tumbling twirling Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	tumbling dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	bland jittery pulsating Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	decent	
6489	pulsating music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	squat wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	flame-wreathed Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	teal pulsating blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	hand-crafted tumbling pulsating bloody kiwitini	3	EPIC	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf Sinatra's moon-amber necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	banded hangman's hood of James Dean of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6505	scorching dog trainer's personal trainer's ring finger ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	green cool iron ingot	0		
6508	fuchsia Lo Pan's personal trainer's cool iron helmet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	steel-toed stylish cool iron breastplate	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9
6510	padded wizardly cool iron greaves	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	therapeutic experienced ghost shawl	0		Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	warm fur of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
6514	Samson's snowstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
6515	dangerous eerie fetish	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
6516	delicious stinkwater	4	awesome	
6517	purple dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	toothsome accidental mutton	4	awesome	
6519	hale Samson's drafty drawers	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	blurry banded extremely unsafe wolfskull mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	upside-down guts necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
6522	fuchsia groping claw of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
6523	personal trainer's vengeful spirit	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
6524	lime green BOOtonniere of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6525	liquefied deionized alkaline skewed ghost thread	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 20
6526	skewed red nippy bag of unfinished business of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
6527	MacGyver's Rosewater's transparent pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	hothammer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
6529	artisanal Thriller Ice	3	EPIC	
6530	Sinatra's grandfather watch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	mirror family-friendly Jim Carey's spyglass	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6533	green lightning-fast vial of hot blood	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6534	huge weightlifter's remorseless knife	0		Muscle: +15
6535	teal grievous intimidating coiffure	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	pulsating lightning-fast sage cod cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +40
6537	stale jumbo blood sausage	5	decent	
6538	huge lion tamer's fortified frying brainpan	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +2
6539	spinning clever personal trainer's ball and chain	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
6540	vibrating dry bone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
6541	Fonzie's tailbone shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Thorns: 1
6542	fuchsia blinking tonguebone of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6543	purple foul-smelling wholesome pogo stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
6545	blinking ribald groovy weedy skirt of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	stylish pants of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	twirling cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	bouncing cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	blue cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	shaking stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	liquefied phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 16
6557	diffused blue phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 38
6558	quantum phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 42
6559	boiled aerosolized concentrated phial of stench	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 66
6560	ionized adjusted teal phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 14
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	yellow mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	padded hand of Mr. Cards	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	rotten half-sized Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2	crappy	
6565	stale fancy Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	decent	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 15
6566	adequate special purple Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	good	Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 10
6567	miniature delicious Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2	awesome	
6568	moldy yellow Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	crappy	
6569	lousy Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	decent	
6570	watered-down artisanal maroon Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6571	weak hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6572	aged practically non-alcoholic wobbly Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1	awesome	
6573	triple-distilled bad Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	10	decent	
6574	huge hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	upside-down clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	blurry stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	blinking Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	gray vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	rosewater-soaked hot dog wrapper	0		Stench Resistance: +3
6585	twirling lightning-fast debonair deboner of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
6586	nitrogenated upside-down chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 45
6587	fuchsia MacGyver's jar of frostigkraut	0		Maximum MP: +100, Damage Aura: 1
6588	steel-toed gnawed-up dog bone of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +5
6589	mansplainer's Grey Guanon	0		Monster Level: +15, Damage Aura: 1
6590	twirling censurious crafty educational Engorged Sausages and You	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6591	bad weak dream of a dog	2	decent	
6592	wool brawny boxer's optimal spreadsheet	0		Muscle Percent: 30, Cold Resistance: +1
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	blurry hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	twisted epic cluster	1	good	
6596	huge clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	ghostly clockwork disc	0		
6599	upside-down clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	ghostly clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	ghostly clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	squat bouncing clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	blurry clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	squat clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	bouncing clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	purple clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	hand-crafted Cold One	4	???	
6616	immense stale narrow spaghetti breakfast	6	???	
6617	green narrow over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	green folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	cyan folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	yellow folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	tumbling folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	shaking folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	shaking folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	yellow folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	wobbly blinking folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	shaking folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	squat folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	wobbly folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	gray folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	pulsating dog trainer's beefy slide rule	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
6649	unsweetened Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 25
6650	blinking Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	drinkable stepmom's booze	3	good	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	twirling scorching band T-shirt	0		Hot Damage: +25
6655	high-proof tolerable fancy fountain 'soda'	10	good	Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 40
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	pickelhaube of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	triple-pickled quadruple-pressed hair oil	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 48
6659	super-cold-filtered scrap	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 19
6660	squat purple school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	coward's medical-grade ruddy wizardly Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6663	universal key	0		
6664	blurry huge world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	prompt deadly deathchucks	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	cyan modeling claymore	0		
6670	blue shaking clay homunculus	0		
6671	nitrogenated pulsating sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 50
6672	twirling grains of salt	0		
6673	tumbling yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	maroon stinkbomb	0		
6675	pickled colloidal superwater	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 20
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	wizardly Yearbook Club Camera	0		Mysticality: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	machete of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
6680	lousy Cursed Punch	4	decent	
6681	artisanal purple Bowl of Scorpions	3	EPIC	
6682	tolerable Fog Murderer	3	good	
6683	spinning book of matches	0		
6684	supercool surgical mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	Fonzie's head mirror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	narrow dog trainer's half-size scalpel	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	skewed knitted surgical apron	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	wobbly bloodied surgical dungarees of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	lime green McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	bouncing boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	jittery stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	cool beefcake's short-handled mop	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +5
6705	massive normal jungle floor wax	7	good	
6706	blinking pulsating smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	super-frozen colorful toad	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 16
6708	mirror jittery crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	spinning blue attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	miser's flame-wreathed pygmy briefs	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	squat adder	0		
6714	huge short calculator	0		
6715	cyan chilly sphygmomanometer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5
6716	cold-filtered double-denatured narrow bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 62
6717	gray huge tongue depressor	0		
6718	squat Jeselnik's quilted compression stocking	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25
6719	Annie Oakley's midriff scrubs of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
6720	aerosolized polarized twirling pill cup	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 19
6721	nasty brainy water bottle of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	colloidal nitrogenated jittery pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 54
6723	spinning Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	normal exotic jungle fruit	4	good	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	maroon tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	blurry blinking ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	spinning lime green funky junk key	0		
6731	blue Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	shaking cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	ghostly tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jittery jagged scrap	0		
6739	super-modified triple-chilled bent scrap	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 42
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	gray greasy junk band	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6743	strapping junk trunks	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	purple occult junk-mail shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
6745	special delicious junk food	3	awesome	Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 40
6746	bad junk yard	3	decent	
6747	bouncing spinning zippy Socratic swordzall	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +20
6748	skewed Sinatra's arm buzzer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
6749	electrified boilgun of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	jittery cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	olive beer label	0		
6756	spinning artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	delicious special weak pulsating can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	2	awesome	Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	mediocre irresponsibly strong twirling can of Drooling Monk	8	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	mediocre triple-distilled can of Impetuous Scofflaw	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	acceptable bottle of Old Pugilist	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	weak tolerable narrow bottle of Professor Beer	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bottle of Rapier Witbier	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	watered-down aged mirror bottle of Race Car Red	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	tolerable bottle of Greedy Dog	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	tolerable bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	narrow tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	up-at-dawn inspector's tin tam of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	enhanced polarized tin cup	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	beefcake's tin foil of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	fireproof chaotic tin drum of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	blurry tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	mirror tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	cold-filtered red foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 29
6777	flattened seal sweat	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
6778	extra-alkaline colloidal tumbling boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 66
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	foul-smelling groovy studded sealhide shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10
6781	wobbly hardy stiffened scabrous seal epaulets	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	asbestos-lined chaotic seal medal of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
6784	blurry deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	olive boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	dry boiled disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 44
6796	unsweetened disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 22
6797	double-moist maroon disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 19
6798	adjusted ionized disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 20
6799	electrified blinking disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 65
6800	energized enhanced disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 45
6801	energized triple-vacuum-sealed ghostly disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 25
6802	dry shaking disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 37
6803	improved disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 54
6804	unsweetened disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 23
6805	polarized chilled twirling disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 52
6806	magnetized cyan disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 69
6807	Da Vinci's brawny The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	blue accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	pulsating frosty beer-battered accordion	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	baritone accordion of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	inspector's mama's squeezebox	0		Item Drop: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	MacGyver's guancertina	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	Annie Oakley's accordion file	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	narrow Lo Pan's accord ion	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	gray coward's bone bandoneon	0		Monster Level: -20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	savvy pentatonic accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	huge non-Euclidean non-accordion of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	lightning-fast frosty Accordion of Jordion	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	jittery autocalliope of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	vibrating accordionoid rocca	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	sharpshooter's pygmy concertinette	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	lard-coated slick ghost accordion	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	Oprah's peace accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	huge alarm accordion of horror of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	savvy smooth All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	frosty quilted KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6828	bad fancy discocktail	4	decent	Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 40
6829	KoL Con X Bingo Card of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
6830	Newton's Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
6831	enhanced altered vacuum-sealed Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 32
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	deionized boiled Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 22
6834	warmed unsweetened frozen pulsating box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 31
6835	double-cold-filtered activated non-diffused blurry bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 40
6836	unsweetened PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 17
6837	pickled Swizzler	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 57
6838	improved anodized cold-filtered Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 38
6839	cold-filtered blue jam	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 24
6840	electrified moist tumbling blurry Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 53
6841	modified jittery 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 40
6842	triple-moist vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 17
6843	flattened polymerized altered bone bons	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 67
6844	pickled ironic mint	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 29
6845	twirling spinning unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	blinking killing jar	0		
6848	shaking auspicious security flashlight	0		Item Drop: +10
6849	quadruple-cold-filtered Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 68
6850	ruddy stiffened grievous sturdy cane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6851	narrow huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	narrow desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	Socratic Bal-musette accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	tumbling sizzling Cajun accordion	0		Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	quirky accordion of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	auspicious Skipper's accordion of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	squat energetic slick Pantsgiving of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	miniature moldy pulsating can of sardines	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	spoiled small high-calorie sugar substitute	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	bland half-sized pat of butter	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	moldy gray dinner roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	massive enchanted delicious mashed potatoes	6	awesome	Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	snack-sized stale lime green whole turkey leg	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	bland deviled egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	nitrogenated finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	diffused wobbly dented spoon	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	vacuum-sealed love note	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	blue ghostly school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	ionized super-modified nail file	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	denatured frozen twirling candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	triple-denatured tumbling shaking post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	gray pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	sharpshooter's clever curative brawny bowl of petunias	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	knitted nippy Fonzie's Rosewater's power sock	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	Jeselnik's careful arcane researcher's wool sock	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	squat greedy greasy Tesla hardened moustache sock	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	polarized extra-ionized concentrated blue upside-down spirit gum	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 39
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	shaking spirit sheet	0		
6888	twirling purple spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	sizzling Fonzie's brainy spirit bell	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	concentrated cold-filtered pickled spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	extra-activated shaking freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	moist polarized red shaking blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	adjusted chilled shaking handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	galvanized pulsating tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	modified quadruple-liquefied ghostly Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	huge Sherlock's Samson's flask flops	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
6903	polarized cyan pulsating nuts	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	concentrated narrow bolts	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	delicious blinking blue gingerbread robot	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	tasty petit 4.1	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	bite-sized decent nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	auspicious plastic GORM-8	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	green rock-hard plastic warbear	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	veiny plastic Toybot	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	padded plastic warbear fortress	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	frightening experienced plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	skewed padded brainy beefcake's warbear hoverbelt	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	flattened ghostly blurry warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	flattened warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	double-nitrogenated warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	toothsome teal warbear feasting bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	decent massive warbear warrior bread	7	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	tasty huge warbear thermoregulator bread	9	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	triple-distilled artisanal warbear feasting mead	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	drinkable warbear bearserker mead	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	weak enchanted acceptable warbear blizzard mead	2	good	Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	cyan frosty chilly warbear plain fedora of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	weightlifter's warbear feathered fedora	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	cool warbear fedora of chilblains of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	upside-down curative Herculean warbear plain helm of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	sage warbear spiked helm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	fireproof veiny forbidden warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	lightning-fast Sherlock's fortified warbear plain ushanka	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	warbear lined ushanka	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	boxer's weightlifter's warbear heated ushanka of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	spinning warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	lightning-fast Jeselnik's warbear party pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	upside-down prompt warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	rosewater-soaked clever warbear high festival pants of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	Van der Graaf sage warbear battle greaves of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	friendly warbear officer greaves	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	Lo Pan's warbear bearserker greaves of the cougar of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	sizzling dance instructor's warbear johns of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	Sinatra's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	twirling zippy family-friendly toasty warbear johns	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	narrow warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	Annie Oakley's occult warbear goggles of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	shaking green warbear snowblindness goggles of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	rosewater-soaked energetic educational warbear polarized goggles	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	chaotic Oprah's steel-toed warbear laser bowtie	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	dangerous warbear plasma bowtie	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	lion tamer's warbear nuclear bowtie of the brazier of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	Lo Pan's hardy strapping warbear warscarf	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	bouncing educational warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	hale banded warbear warscarf of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	spinning warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	cyan thinker's warbear foil hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	blurry warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	jittery sizzling frosty warbear oil pan	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	cyan warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	warbear exhaust manifold of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	pulsating warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	narrow warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	squat warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	blurry warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	pulsating double-paned die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	teal die-cast Doc the Reindeer of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	flame-wreathed die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	Newton's die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	shaking die-cast Happy the Reindeer of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	fuchsia Van der Graaf die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	knitted die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	twirling toasty die-cast factory worker elf	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	green die-cast gift-wrapping elf of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	die-cast middle-management elf of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	frightening die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	dance instructor's die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	cyan baleful die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	squat reassuring die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	brainy die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	toasty die-cast turtle mech	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	blurry nippy die-cast Swiss hen	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	Herculean die-cast killing bird	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	inspector's die-cast ring	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	rosewater-soaked die-cast goose a-laying	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	smartaleck's die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	horrifying die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	friendly die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	lightning-fast die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	lard-coated hardened die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	arcane researcher's die-cast Father Crimborg of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	spinning Socratic die-cast Don Crimbo of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	razor-sharp thinker's die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	skewed Jeselnik's sharpshooter's die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	twirling The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	galvanized altered blurry huge Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	upside-down maroon lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	modified gray skewed handful of Smithereens	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	small decent Every Day is Like This Sundae	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	miniature flavorless Miserable Pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	flavorless bite-sized shaking This Charming Flan	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	fortified delicious Irish Coffee, English Heart	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	hand-crafted tumbling Strikes Again Bigmouth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	bad Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	red Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	fuchsia Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	tumbling forbidden smooth Work is a Four Letter Sword of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	avaricious Herculean slick Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the brute	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	perfumed sinister Sheila Take a Crossbow of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	up-at-dawn scorching Jim Carey's resourceful A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	inspector's coward's crafty Half a Purse of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	gravedigger's lion tamer's vibrating hale Hairpiece On Fire	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	razor-sharp deadly brawny Vicar's Tutu of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: 25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	squat sizzling energetic savvy Hand in Glove	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	lion tamer's brainy Meat Tenderizer is Murder of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	perfumed reassuring Ouija Board, Ouija Board of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	Sherlock's deadly Hand that Rocks the Ladle of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	twirling gravedigger's Tesla studded Saucepanic	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	blinking flame-retardant grievous Frankly Mr. Shank of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	greasy friendly Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	Fonzie's third-hand lantern	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	moldy diet pickled egg	1	crappy	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	EPIC	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	teal warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	blurry yellow warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	improved wet blurry warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	spinning jittery warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	twirling blinking narrow warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	tumbling huge warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	ionized glass slipper	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	distilled antimatter wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	warmed olive warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	anodized polymerized pulsating warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	extra-irradiated extra-moist skewed warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	huge broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	stale twirling warbear gyro	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	triple-unsweetened flattened blinking recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	special normal breakfast mess	4	good	Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	teal warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	small bland fuchsia blurry breakfast miracle	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	activated polymerized green Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	shaking warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	huge festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	jittery grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	skewed hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	modified olive twirling grim fairy tale	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	concentrated polymerized moist maroon single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	magnetized single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 26
7069	jittery Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	rotten snack-sized snow berries	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	moldy ice harvest	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	frozen colloidal deionized cyan frost flower	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	chilled modified concentrated snow cleats	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	nitrogenated denatured red liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	blue snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	decent narrow pulsating snow crab	3	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	mediocre special weak cyan Ice Island Long Tea	2	decent	Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	narrow unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	dog trainer's snow mobile	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	Socratic ice bucket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	snow shovel of Calamity Jane of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	inspector's banded bod-ice of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	fuchsia careful baleful Samson's snow belt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	shaking Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's energetic stylish ice nine	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	perfectly mixed weak upside-down En Una Fila Tequila	2	EPIC	
7091	wobbly Skully's hot chocolate	1	awesome	
7092	squat shaking greasy smooth warbear dress helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	stanky warbear dress bracers of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	spinning auspicious coward's warbear dress greaves	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	gray Usain Bolt's vibrating sweatband	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	wholesome Newton's gym shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	up-at-dawn ankleweights of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	zippy horrifying Fonzie's sweat socks of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	jittery pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	blinking Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	powdered Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	dry upside-down powder	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	occult licorice whip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	mirror anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	aged snakebite	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	smooth candy stick of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	special rotten narrow pecan	3	crappy	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	yummy super-sized pecan pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	spoiled candy mountain oyster	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	mediocre wobbly chocotini	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	ghostly sharpshooter's veiny chocolate rabbit's foot of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	yummy candy carrot	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	immense decent candy carrot cake	9	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	stanky deadly carrot-on-a-stick	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	shellacked hardened weasel stomping pants	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	miniature normal special mulberry	2	good	Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	special hand-crafted mulled berry wine	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	lemon party hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	yellow double-paned lemon shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	lemon drop trousers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	pressed colloidal bouncing lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	healthy stylish gummi sword	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	deionized denatured blue blinking small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	frightening chocolate cow bone	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	activated gummi fang	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	adequate tumbling leftover canap&eacute;s	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	hand-crafted magnum of champagne	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	jittery lightning-fast inspector's shellacked cow creamer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	pickled wobbly Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	ribald crafty wolf whistle	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	rotten blurry green witch's bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	alkaline skewed witch's brew	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	jittery bouncing healthy cool witch's bra of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	lousy weak enchanted mid-level medieval mead	2	decent	Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	diffused polymerized upside-down R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	chilled upside-down hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	pickled mirror hare brush	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	chilly Tesla hare pin	0		Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	spinning odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	stale pulsating cinnamon cannoli	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	lousy expensive champagne	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	enhanced polo trophy	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	upside-down rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	tumbling mirror lime green ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	ghostly	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	pulsating parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	clever arcane researcher's fire hose of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	rotten snack-sized fireman's lunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	banded sinister plain paper hat of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	bite-sized normal jittery ice cream sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	resourceful banded &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	rotten blurry plumber's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	stiffened skull gearshift knob of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	normal nachos of the night	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	shaking resourceful boxer's Sketcherz&trade; of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	spoiled can of Adultwitch&trade;	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	pickled colloidal smudge stick	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	dry wall	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	bad tankard of ale	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	polarized scroll case	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	galvanized electrified jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	twirling juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	skewed crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	normal immense twirling humble pie	6	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	warmed vacuum-sealed bouncing blue crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 14
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	spinning The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	wobbly squat Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	acceptable unnamed cocktail	3	good	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	blue nippy unrequired jacket	0		Cold Damage: +10
7190	shaking thinker's tommy gun	0		Mysticality: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	blinking drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	upside-down throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	tumbling sizzling breadchucks of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +10
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	combat fan of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
7198	twirling aromatic silk skirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	inspector's Buddy Bjorn	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	twirling MacGyver's healthy The Nuge's favorite crossbow of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7202	moldy half-sized sweet roll Alabama	2	crappy	
7203	mansplainer's Saturday Night Special	0		Monster Level: +15
7204	pulsating lynyrd snare	0		
7205	energetic fleetwood chain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7206	acceptable Green Manalishi	4	good	
7207	mirror supercharged blade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7208	huge fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	skewed eagle's milk	1	awesome	
7210	colloidal eagle feather	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 65
7211	energized one pill	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 41
7212	spinning jittery savvy Jefferson wings	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	pulsating blinking fuchsia cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	decent fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	good	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	smartaleck's lynyrdskin cap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	ghostly teal Socratic lynyrdskin tunic	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
7219	thinker's lynyrdskin breeches	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	twirling cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	smooth Flamin' Whatshisname	3	awesome	
7223	anodized lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 50
7224	upside-down aromatic Kashmir sweater of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1
7225	stale custard pie	3	decent	
7226	twirling tea for one	1	awesome	
7227	tolerable bottle of Evermore	4	good	
7228	shaking box	0		
7229	acceptable wine	4	good	
7230	bad practically non-alcoholic rum	1	decent	
7231	acceptable Murderer's Punch	4	good	
7232	moldy cyan velvet cake	4	crappy	
7233	galvanized ionized letter	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
7234	narrow Sinatra's book of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60
7235	crafty masque of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
7236	blue red-hot poker of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
7237	blinking narrow Red X Shield of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
7238	shaking miser's dangerous badge	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7239	supercharged medical-grade shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7240	Jim Carey's coat of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
7241	hardened dangerous shoe	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	dry red blood cells	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 27
7245	energized shaking eye	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 36
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	electrified Red Fox glove of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	denatured mirror foxglove	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 15
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	friendly banded strapping Sneaky Pete's jacket of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	lousy mini-martini	4	decent	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	dehydrated narrow molotov soda	1	EPIC	
7258	non-polarized blurry pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 23
7259	maroon ghostly crate of firebombs	0		
7260	upside-down firebomb	0		
7261	pulsating spinning coward's Fonzie's Sneaky Pete's basket of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20
7262	jittery &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	blinking maroon photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	blinking purple tumbling photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	jittery disposable instant camera	0		
7267	lion tamer's rosy-cheeked sage Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	twirling Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	wobbly Van der Graaf plastic Professor What	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7273	studded plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Damage Absorption: +80
7274	Van der Graaf plastic Duke Starkiller	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7275	Jeselnik's plastic Gary Claybender	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7276	educational plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Experience: +1
7277	super-anodized wet robot grease	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 59
7278	lime green returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	chilled maroon twirling narrow wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 28
7280	adjusted deionized skewed wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 37
7281	frozen skewed wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 44
7282	magnetized wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 27
7283	denatured enhanced wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 46
7284	frosty clever crying statue earrings	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	padded dangerous plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	auspicious Oprah's plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	hale Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	jittery upside-down miser's nippy Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	skewed double-paned coward's padded amok putter	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +5
7290	enchanted moldy small spinning amok pudding	2	crappy	Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 35
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	liquefied can of V-11	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	twirling elevennis shoes of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	squat elevenderizing hammer of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	miser's Professor What T-Shirt	0		Meat Drop: +10
7298	maroon heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	shaking sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	lime green Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	twirling Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	mirror Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	energized moist double-quantum wobbly eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 28
7309	modified wobbly rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 49
7310	Vulcanized quantum boiled bronzer	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 20
7311	prompt sharpshooter's elegant nightstick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +3
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	spinning box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	tumbling poppet	0		
7315	red rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	tumbling jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	spinning auspicious scandalous personal trainer's ghost of a necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
7319	blinking clever rosy-cheeked Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20
7320	ionized ionized Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 59
7321	skewed toasty forbidden Stephen's lab coat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5
7322	Vulcanized skewed Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 52
7323	brawny Jacob's rung of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
7324	denatured maroon battery	1		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 10
7325	drinkable snakebite	4	good	
7326	up-at-dawn rubber ribcage of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +5
7327	mixed synthetic marrow	1		
7328	wet funny bone	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 62
7329	healthy half-melted spoon of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100
7330	altered upside-down the funk	1		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 10
7331	enchanted normal gigantic teal gunky chicken	8	good	Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 15
7332	perfumed doll head	0		Stench Resistance: +5
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	toasty energetic paddle-ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5
7336	ionized adjusted squat sound effects record	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 16
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	dry double-aerosolized dancer	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 49
7339	twirling music box mechanism	0		
7340	nasty moose antlers	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	moist warmed narrow moose thought	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 40
7342	snack-sized adequate moose chocolate	2	good	
7343	artisanal painting of a glass of wine	3	EPIC	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	chilly friendly ghost toga	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5
7348	stale jittery mirror sheet cake	4	decent	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	upside-down picture of you	0		
7351	personal trainer's educational Staff of the Electric Range of bravery	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
7352	gigantic bland mirror deluxe layer cake	10	decent	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	hand-crafted red-hot boilermaker	4	EPIC	
7355	rosy-cheeked coal shovel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	energized non-oxidized pulsating hot coal	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 60
7357	anodized bouncing coal dust	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 21
7358	Sherlock's Bram's choker of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
7359	blurry twirling plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	ghostly educational plaid pocket square	0		Experience: +1
7362	wobbly Rosewater's plaid skirt of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	polarized activated pulsating olive bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 29
7364	shaking fabric softener	0		
7365	altered huge fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 17
7366	practically non-alcoholic artisanal cyan bottle of laundry sherry	1	super EPIC	
7367	chilled industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 67, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	bland bite-sized extra-flat panini	1	decent	
7369	extra-dry warmed mangled finger	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 60
7370	hand-crafted skewed Psychotic Train wine	4	EPIC	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	stale pie man was not meant to eat	4	decent	
7373	spinning sommelier's towel of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7374	rock-hard tarnished tastevin	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
7375	fancy rotten actual tapas	4	crappy	Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 40
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	wobbly ghostly inspector's baleful ghast iron cleaver	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
7378	tumbling gray extremely unsafe Newton's ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	arcane researcher's ghast iron heater shield of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7380	twirling Jim Carey's ghast iron codpiece of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 45, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	smooth Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Moxie: +15
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	oxidized triple-denatured cold-filtered green Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	polarized altered ghostly Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	anodized blinking Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	galvanized lime green Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	deionized corrupted Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	super-dry Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	wet quantum blurry Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	vacuum-sealed squat Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	oxidized ghostly Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	chilled Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	non-frozen oxidized Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	unsweetened electrified ghostly Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	unsweetened yellow Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	warmed pickled upside-down Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	liquefied Vulcanized quantum Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	nitrogenated jittery Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	chilled diffused skewed upside-down Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	polarized warmed Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	unsweetened wobbly Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	pickled flattened blurry upside-down Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	pickled modified huge Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	chilled blue Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	gray mirror Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	tumbling Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	spinning Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	upside-down bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	spinning Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	corrupted spinning sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	quadruple-frozen boiled polymerized Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	chilled fuchsia shaking Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	concentrated tumbling Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	chilled twirling Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	oxidized squat Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	moist energized maroon Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	activated super-polymerized Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	small toothsome fancy Beefy Crunch Pastaco	2	awesome	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	adequate Brain Food Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	thick normal Cool Brunch Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	decent jumbo Medical Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	yummy Energy Buzz Pastaco	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	bland Ludovico Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	acceptable enchanted wobbly overpowering mushroom wine	3	good	Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	weak artisanal complex mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	artisanal watered-down smooth mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	perfectly mixed watered-down ghostly blood-red mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	bad buzzing mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	acceptable fuchsia swirling mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	rotten Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	thick spoiled Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	narrow Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	strong drinkable regular-size brogurt	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	lousy tumbling super-size brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	tolerable weak broberry brogurt	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	weak aged brocolate brogurt	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	watered-down mediocre French bronilla brogurt	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	spinning Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	smelly Brogre brorts	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	Brogre brolo shirt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	Brogre bucket hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	fuchsia Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	jittery one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	friendly 8-billed baseball cap of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	maroon careful fortified savvy extremely wet T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	double-paned scorching therapeutic shrimp fork	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	cold-filtered anodized deionized bouncing narrow BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	adjusted frozen galvanized mirror skewed go-go potion	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	moist unsweetened shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	pickled cold-filtered Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	baleful string of moist beads	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	red Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	energized alkaline cyan Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	polarized aerosolized twirling sugar fairy	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	activated tarnished spinning sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	lousy blinking Rompedores de Fantasmas	3	decent	
7483	weak drinkable La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	good	
7484	lousy Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	decent	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	narrow castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	twirling triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	spinning detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	artisanal bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	EPIC	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	shaking wine bomb	0		
7495	cyan recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	tumbling bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	non-dry activated squat upside-down Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 42
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	non-irradiated skewed Texas tea	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 46
7503	pulsating forbidden dark hamethyst ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
7504	supercharged dark baconstone ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7505	blue cool dark porquoise ring	0		Moxie: +5
7506	rosy-cheeked book of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7507	dog trainer's cloak	0		Experience (familiar): +1
7508	label	0		
7509	rotten half-sized Mornington crescent roll	2	crappy	
7510	aerosolized unsweetened double-adjusted lime green eye shadow	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 50
7511	jittery crumbling wheel	0		
7512	nitrogenated maroon poppy	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 18
7513	skewed opium grenade	0		
7514	up-at-dawn duonoculars of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	blinking witch's spare house key	0		
7517	tumbling Jim Carey's MacGyver's spider leg	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +25
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	tolerable watered-down glass of bourbon	2	good	
7520	purple narrow burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	bland red ghostly government cheese	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	ghostly sharpshooter's pair of government shades	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	pulsating space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	aerosolized squat government	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	flattened anodized fuchsia spinning alien drugs	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	ghostly weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	blurry alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	veiny personal trainer's government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	special moldy loaf of alien bread	3	crappy	Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	half-sized rotten grilled cheese sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	pickled alien protein powder	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	aged rocket fuel	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	tolerable stealth bomber	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	yellow twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	Van der Graaf space beast fur hat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	space beast fur pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	Rosewater's space beast fur whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	inspector's space heater of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	twirling mirror space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	bad space port	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	squat Jim Carey's Lo Pan's space needle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	modified non-irradiated mirror buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	cyan hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	aerosolized anodized quadruple-boiled ash soda	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	energized pressed chilled liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	enhanced blurry dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	galvanized irradiated narrow bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	green skewed shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	adjusted moist upside-down bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	flattened energized blood cells	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 50
7558	aged wine	3	awesome	
7559	non-vacuum-sealed extra-moist cold-filtered ghostly narrow mirror gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 11
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	electrified denatured giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 20
7562	anodized musk turtle	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 30
7563	unsweetened programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 45
7564	altered deionized spinning mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 20
7565	flavorless ham steak	3	decent	
7566	time-twitching toolbelt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	teal Usain Bolt's stiffened grievous Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +80
7569	baleful thinker's Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
7570	dry triple-polarized maroon Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 25
7571	narrow zippy horrifying silent pea shooter	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
7572	decent green narrow D roll	3	good	
7573	twirling kiwi beak of the brazier of the sewer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25
7574	delicious New Zealand iced tea	3	awesome	
7575	green asbestos-lined Sinatra's droll monocle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7576	enhanced future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 62
7577	energized irradiated cold-filtered future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 12
7578	super-enhanced blurry future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 37
7579	spinning twitching time capsule	0		
7580	distilled cyan twirling blinking liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	olive shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	half-sized rotten jittery upside-down rack of dinosaur ribs	2	crappy	
7583	tolerable fuchsia scotch on the rocks	3	good	
7584	Annie Oakley's yabba dabba doo rag of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	purple clever wooly loincloth of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	lime green helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	lousy enchanted practically non-alcoholic jittery glass of &quot;milk&quot;	1	decent	Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	weak acceptable cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	watered-down lousy mirror thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	spirit-forward drinkable Lucky Lindy	5	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	drinkable extra-dry Bee's Knees	5	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	mediocre practically non-alcoholic fuchsia Sockdollager	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	high-proof perfectly mixed twirling Ish Kabibble	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	strong lousy blue Hot Socks	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	drinkable shaking Phonus Balonus	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	delicious fortified Flivver	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	delicious Sloppy Jalopy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	improved modified galvanized red flame	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 32
7601	galvanized ionized energized twirling temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 11
7602	Vulcanized liquefied upside-down Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 52
7603	pressed alkaline gray squat neckbeard	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 13
7604	polarized skewed artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 31
7605	electrified blue punk patch	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 65
7606	adjusted energized chilled steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 48
7607	altered triple-pressed unsweetened vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 65
7608	ionized pickled corrupted turtle mud	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 18
7609	quadruple-denatured denatured shaking Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 32
7610	tarnished green Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 45
7611	alkaline enhanced Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 19
7612	anodized jittery tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 36
7613	extra-pickled bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 53
7614	extra-alkaline warmed voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 15
7615	galvanized huge pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 58
7616	dry galvanized pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 67
7617	quadruple-modified cyan short deposition	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 18
7618	triple-warmed squat straw pole	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 33
7619	altered copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 13
7620	energized double-irradiated ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 21
7621	ionized yellow ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 37
7622	ionized chilled teal button rouge	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 23
7623	super-flattened double-improved skewed Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 52
7624	nitrogenated extra-dry tumbling lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 20
7625	super-aerosolized ionized extra-denatured blue upside-down flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 27
7626	dry fuchsia oyster badge	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 68
7627	magnetized polymerized plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 16
7628	double-altered dancing fan	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 46
7629	wet teal page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 26
7630	magnetized blue magic powder	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 32
7631	frozen twirling friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 21
7632	extra-dry pickled government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 58
7633	pressed colloidal alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 20
7634	aerosolized shaking green irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 24
7635	activated modified cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 26
7636	twirling zippy sizzling shellacked shell	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	vibrating pillow shell	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	twirling grievous whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	stanky oil shell	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	Annie Oakley's dance instructor's Fonzie's turtle shell	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	teal mirror shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	blinking teal duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	mirror pool skimmer	0		
7645	gray pulsating life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	anodized concentrated gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 51
7650	corrupted catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 40
7651	mirror freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	teal ghostly fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	ghostly neoprene skullcap of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	magnetized goblin water	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 46
7661	twirling dumb mud	0		
7662	normal Sogg-Os	4	good	
7663	yellow flame-retardant toasty curative Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7664	warmed modified spinning blinking Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 47
7665	triple-Vulcanized liquid ice	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 42
7666	tolerable Wet Russian	4	good	
7667	moldy filet of The Fish	3	crappy	
7668	narrow Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	mirror banded smooth thunder down underwear of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	dance instructor's educational famous raincoat of Tarzan	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	maroon friendly educational savvy lightning rod	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7673	acceptable spinning legitimate business on the beach	3	good	
7674	hep waders of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	decent jive turkey leg	3	good	
7676	slick birdbone corset	0		Moxie: +10
7677	quantum tumbling candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
7678	rock-hard 4-dimensional fez	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	super-absorbent tarp of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
7681	tolerable watered-down unquiet spirits	2	good	
7682	ruddy banjo kazoo mount	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
7683	magnetized electrified grass	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 66
7684	huge Jeselnik's Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7685	greasy Fonzie's Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7686	pulsating nippy Temple Grandin's extremely unsafe Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
7687	quadruple-alkaline shaking dog ointment	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 69
7688	bouncing lard-coated Oprah's gumshoes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7689	wobbly jittery lard-coated occult flapper floppers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7690	scorching Herculean sneakeasies	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
7691	curative brainy plastic nunchaku	0		Mysticality: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	spinning flame-wreathed rock-hard hand whip of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	lard-coated extremely unsafe glow-in-the-dark necklace of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	green Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	wobbly purple jittery friendly MacGyver's sinister cap gun	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	stanky cassette player of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	denatured blinking olive confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	unsweetened polymerized confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	energized jittery confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	huge LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	ionized rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	tumbling green narrow extremely unsafe rubber cape of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	censurious Tesla sinister Thor's Pliers of horror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	dry ionized activated candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 66
7711	blinking nippy water wings for babies of horror	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	bland Strix stix	4	decent	
7714	upside-down knitted vibrating Samson's vampire pellet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
7715	mediocre non-aged vinegar	4	decent	
7716	Socratic unsanitized scalpel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
7717	brawny gladiator tunica	0		Muscle Percent: +20
7718	ruddy Roman sadnals	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
7719	greasy madius	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7720	teal blinking forbidden radiator heater shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
7721	pickled polymerized polarized maroon salt wages	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 12
7722	censurious centurion helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	green Chroner cross	0		
7724	fuchsia pteruges of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	electrified mirror ghostly Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 46
7726	colloidal diffused red Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
7727	moist ionized Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 68
7728	wet pickled Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 47
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	lime green Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	squat Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	green Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	tumbling twirling Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	lime green Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	pulsating Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	green Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	upside-down Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	Fonzie's Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	Jack Frost's brawny Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	vibrating healthy Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	tumbling crafty Xiblaxian stealth vest of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	adequate twirling Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	watered-down smooth Xiblaxian space-whiskey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	adjusted blurry They liver	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	normal pulsating They liver popsicle	3	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	teal holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	diluted cyan wobbly ghostly residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	bouncing Samson's Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	aromatic clever boxer's defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
7767	bouncing airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	blue twirling Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	tumbling lion tamer's hale Personal Ventilation Unit of courage	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	modified adjusted lime green the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	normal half-sized &quot;meat&quot; stick	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	modified huge cyan ghostly transdermal smoke patch	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	skewed specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	knitted ribald medical-grade pair of plants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	quilted Fonzie's brainy Sasq&trade; watch	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	skewed censurious Newton's smoker's cloak of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	greedy hardened stylish camouflage T-shirt of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	quadruple-activated pulsating experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	upside-down ghostly executive toasty Annie Oakley's heavy-duty clipboard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	lion tamer's hale Samson's strapping battery-powered drill	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	rotten gigantic limp broccoli	6	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	knitted chilly steel-toed hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	oxidized activated monkey barf	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	extra-quantum flattened huge candy	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	perfumed Samson's jangly bracelet of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	cuddly teddy bear of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	twirling avaricious asbestos-lined first-aid pouch	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	huge khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	boiled unsweetened airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	gray bouncing bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	stale fancy spinning initiative shawarma	4	decent	Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	enchanted spoiled warm war shawarma	4	crappy	Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	rotten enchanted cyan karma shawarma	3	crappy	Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	drinkable enchanted watered-down Jungle Juice	2	good	Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	mediocre triple-distilled Amnesiac Ale	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	smooth irresponsibly strong Highest Bitter	9	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	mirror lard-coated greasy mercenary pistol	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	brawny mercenary rifle of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	mirror fuchsia Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	ghostly olive Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	narrow TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	narrow narrow impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	enchanted spoiled seared dino steak	4	crappy	Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 20
7814	mediocre bottle of drinkin' gas	4	decent	
7815	skewed handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	purple blurry simple AI	0		
7820	blinking corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	skewed shaking french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	family-friendly toasty thinker's iShield	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7825	frightening hardened extremely unsafe earbuds	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
7826	lime green supercharged iFlail of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
7827	moldy small unidentifiable dried fruit	2	crappy	
7828	boozy aged upside-down flat cider	5	awesome	
7829	blinking Jeselnik's ribald arcane researcher's trench lighter	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: 35, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	double-anodized upside-down experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	pulsating gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	blurry pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	red ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	purple pulsating GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	bouncing Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	blinking special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	wobbly special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	triple-tarnished quantum squat huge perl necklace	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	quadruple-corrupted triple-polarized Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	warmed huge ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	bite-sized yummy petit fortran	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	spoiled low-calorie twirling upside-down java cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	tiny yummy cookie cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	foul-smelling plastic exo-suited miner	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	gravedigger's plastic Crimbot	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	shaking plastic Crimbomega of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	super-boiled huge flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	bouncing rosy-cheeked radiation-resistant helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	sinister servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	supercharged smooth high-energy mining laser	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	cyan twirling peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	tumbling ghostly cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	narrow narrow Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	maroon Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	olive Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	shaking Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	jittery maroon Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	fuchsia tumbling Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	wobbly olive Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	spinning Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	blurry Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	skewed Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	blinking Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	yellow shaking Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	olive Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	olive Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	maroon Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	twirling cyan Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	skewed Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	blue Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	blurry Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	olive recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	twirling recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	narrow flame-retardant chilly educational Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	quadruple-nitrogenated liquefied upside-down Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 38
7915	frozen anodized green Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 51
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	improved polymerized BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 20
7918	ionized Moonds	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 51
7919	pressed energized huge Big Punk	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	smooth distilled Friendly Turkey	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	delicious Agitated Turkey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	watered-down acceptable Ambitious Turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	fancy diet decent neutron lollipop	1	good	Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	bad gamma nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	tumbling sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	powdered yellow upside-down huge single atom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	red Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	tumbling Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	gray sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	upside-down nippy stiffened sage outlaw bandana	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10
7947	enchanted weak tolerable whiskey in a broken glass	2	good	Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 20
7948	hand-crafted extra-dry ghostly shot of mescal	5	EPIC	
7949	mediocre distilled glass of herbal tequila	5	decent	
7950	jittery minin' dynamite	0		
7951	shellacked thinker's plaid cowboy hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	upside-down lasso	0		
7953	jittery coward's hale Samson's rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	mirror bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	bouncing letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	greedy Sherlock's Staff of Ed of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +20
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	cool Staff of Fats	0		Moxie: +5
7965	mirror Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	jittery perfumed World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Stench Resistance: +5
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	teal boning knife	0		
7971	fuchsia Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	pickled yellow mummified fig	1	EPIC	
7973	vaporized wobbly squat mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	
7974	compressed green squat narrow mummified beef haunch	1	crappy	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 10
7975	wobbly bouncing linen bandages	0		
7976	huge cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	skewed holy spring water	0		
7979	spinning spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	executive Sister Accessory of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +40, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only
7984	altered boiled Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 37
7985	fortified parachute of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	lime green pulsating healthy extremely unsafe pad	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	lion tamer's mansplainer's peeler	0		Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	dog trainer's wicked pettipants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	executive supercharged panama hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	healthy pulsera of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	purple flame-retardant police baton of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	flame-retardant curative stiffened quilted Fonzie's plus-fours of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	pulsating careful Tesla porkpie	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	blinking squat grievous beefy pepper mill	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	greasy savvy pelerine	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	studded arcane researcher's phantom mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	vaporized olive mirror polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	diluted bouncing powder	1		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	tarnished non-modified fuchsia squat choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	dry smart watch	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	deionized super-anodized augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	yellow dance instructor's toy Crimbot power glove	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	blurry clever toy Crimbot super fist	0		Maximum MP: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	brawny toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	pickled ionized Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	pulsating narrow Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	horrifying steel-toed Crimbomega drive chain of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	mirror Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	skewed ghostly Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	quadruple-chilled vacuum-sealed fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	galvanized enhanced flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	vacuum-sealed aerosolized activated ghostly shaking and rain stick	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 23
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	normal tiny Choco-Mint patty	1	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	delicious hot mint schnocolate	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	boiled homeopathic mint tea	1	crappy	Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	ghostly bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	ghostly antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	cyan continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	green calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	bouncing wholesome strapping tope&eacute;	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	wicked deadly topiary tights	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5
8036	huge prompt topiary necktie	0		Adventures: +3
8037	toothsome jittery bowl of topioca	4	awesome	
8038	blinking topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	pot of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
8044	knitted spelunking fedora	0		Cold Resistance: +3
8045	upside-down wizardly sturdy machete	0		Mysticality: +25
8046	smelly shotgun	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
8047	maroon slick boomerang	0		Moxie: +10
8049	Usain Bolt's mining helmet	0		Initiative: +80
8050	stiffened X-ray goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Luck: +5
8051	narrow blurry fireproof cape	0		Hot Resistance: +3
8052	huge jetpack of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	reassuring pickaxe	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
8056	olive torch	0		
8057	olive double-paned curative [spelunking test kit]	0		Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8058	blurry narrow lion tamer's plasma rifle	0		Experience (familiar): +2
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	tumbling brawny The Joke Book of the Dead of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Luck: -6
8061	narrow gray The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	twirling Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	skewed monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	mixed blinking	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	wobbly nuggets	0		
8068	tumbling Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	upside-down janitor sponge	0		
8073	blurry Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	greasy sage Spelunker's fedora of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	Jack Frost's deadly Spelunker's whip of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	wizardly Spelunker's khakis of the wise owl of the early riser	0		Mysticality: 45, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	blinking Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	purple Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	maroon rat carcass	0		
8092	wicker kickers of the bloodbag of doom	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	tumbling wicker slicker of the overflowing toilet of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	energetic fortified wicker knickers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	forbidden wicker ticker of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	wicker sticker of the ox of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	quilted experienced wicker clicker	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	modified narrow wickerbits	1		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	careful cool belt	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	Tesla healthy badge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	reassuring Herculean bowl	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	brooch of terror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	weightlifter's breeches of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	auspicious gravedigger's backpack	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	dried bits	1		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	gravedigger's anvil of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	wobbly greasy gravedigger's akubra	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	Newton's thinker's apron	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	jittery hardy groovy ascot	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	blinking Jack Frost's padded attache case	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	spinning beefy accordion of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	distilled cyan aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	blinking prompt Temple Grandin's wig	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	shaking Usain Bolt's shellacked winch crank	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	scandalous hardened widget	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	shellacked whisk of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	jittery smooth walker of the brazier	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	spinning extremely unsafe Newton's waders	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	twisted flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	frightening manspreader's gaiters	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	purple shellacked garland of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	fortified gunnysack of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	spinning Annie Oakley's stylish garibaldi	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	electrified personal trainer's girdle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	miser's healthy gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	dehydrated upside-down smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	twirling jittery rosewater-soaked Fonzie's fiberglass fetish	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	shaking mansplainer's supercool fiberglass foil	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	censurious smelly fiberglass fannypack	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	shaking aromatic fiberglass frock of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	horrifying Herculean fiberglass fingerguard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	fiberglass fedora of courage of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	dried skewed blue fiberglass fibers	1		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	mirror winged yeti fur	0		
8136	olive pulsating jittery talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	wool rubber spatula	0		Cold Resistance: +1
8139	prompt spoon	0		Adventures: +3
8140	chaotic crystalline reamer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
8141	blue macroplane grater of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
8142	Jack Frost's bastard baster	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
8143	bouncing red obsidian nutcracker of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8144	blurry talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	nasty dance instructor's glass eye	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
8146	super-modified super-aerosolized liquefied invisible potion	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 45
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	executive ruddy deadly ninjammies	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	flattened frozen spinning Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 14
8150	moist triple-concentrated twirling sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 31
8151	moist Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 16
8152	alkaline shaking polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 57
8153	altered polymerized candy dish	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 15
8154	adjusted Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 64
8155	warmed gray talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 34
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	maroon Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	olive bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	energized non-denatured chilled olive mouse skull	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 24
8161	polymerized super-quantum really thick spine	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 34
8162	grievous skullcap of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	coward's mansplainer's three-legged pants	0		Monster Level: -5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	green blurry ghostly chilly remaindered axe of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	dog trainer's occult cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	flavorless mirror baguette	4	decent	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	triple-warmed nitrogenated extra-quantum ginger snaps	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 54
8170	modified ionized mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 67
8171	tolerable huge unflavored wine cooler	3	good	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	purple sinister sewer snake	0		Spell Damage: +10
8174	spoiled pigeon egg	3	crappy	
8175	spinning censurious mansplainer's jaunty feather	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3
8176	weak lousy premium malt liquor	2	decent	
8177	zippy brown paper pants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +20
8178	spinning aromatic brown paper bag mask of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
8179	Van der Graaf ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	breadwand of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
8181	loafers of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	bread basket of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
8184	olive skewed Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	wobbly groovy The Crown of Ed the Undying of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	drinkable special triple-distilled blinking Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	7	good	Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 15
8189	tolerable triple-distilled Radberry Rip wine cooler	8	good	
8190	perfectly mixed Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8191	drinkable maroon Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	good	
8192	strong special hand-crafted huge Citrus Crush wine cooler	5	EPIC	Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 5
8193	miniature normal plain bagel	2	good	
8194	bland miniature upside-down glob of cream cheese	2	decent	
8195	adequate spinning loaf of soda bread	4	good	
8196	adequate diet acceptable bagel	1	good	
8197	normal huge standard-issue cupcake	3	good	
8198	half-sized adequate ultra-deluxe cupcake	2	good	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	snack-sized flavorless popular tart	2	decent	
8201	cyan no-handed pie	0		
8202	concentrated tarnished huge Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 40
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	lime green FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	bouncing expensive camera of the cougar of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	non-pressed How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	mirror bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	upside-down bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	jittery grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	experienced rigging rope of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	compressed nasty snuff	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	Jeselnik's sewage-clogged pistol of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	moist extra-adjusted beard incense	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	wobbly Jeselnik's Herculean perfume-soaked bandana	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	moldy toxo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	enchanted tolerable Lemonade-235	3	good	Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	deadly isotophat of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	dangerous Three Mile Island shorts of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	electrified toxic mop of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	narrow inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	fuchsia jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	Van der Graaf energetic backwoods banjo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	huge fireproof rosy-cheeked ratskin pajama pants of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	extra-altered turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	double-paned personal trainer's educational fake washboard	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	narrow brawny Dinsey's oculus of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	Dinsey's radar dish of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	jittery Newton's savvy Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	spinning red hardy Fonzie's Dinsey's brain	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	jittery teal miser's fortified Dinsey's glove	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	maroon double-paned lion tamer's Dinsey's pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	gray brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	blurry keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	lube-shoes of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	rosewater-soaked smartaleck's Dinsey mascot mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	rotten Dinsey food-cone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	tolerable Dinsey Whinskey	4	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	quadruple-tarnished Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	cool fannypack of terror	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	upside-down scandalous nippy Socratic beefy garbage sticker of the cougar of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	frightening sharpshooter's steel-toed hazmat helmet of wisdom of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	spinning Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	blurry Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	nitrogenated pulsating nasty gum	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 46
8258	jittery Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	quilted The Lot's engagement ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	bouncing Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	scandalous savvy miracle whip of vim and vigor of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	Temple Grandin's sphygmayomanometer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	twirling tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	massive rotten unappetizing mayolus	6	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	spoiled wobbly huge uninteresting mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	flavorless miniature acceptable mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	tasty yellow enticing mayolus	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	flavorless pulsating mouth-watering mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	blurry Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	lousy Afternoon Delight	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	squat Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	maroon Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	warmed cyan Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	yellow Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	alkaline Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	cyan Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	quantum enhanced fuchsia Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 52
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	cyan boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	wholesome dice ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
8291	nippy dice belt buckle	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
8292	thinker's dice-print pajama pants	0		Mysticality: +10
8293	skewed grievous dice-shaped backpack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8294	sinister dice-print do-rag	0		Spell Damage: +10
8295	smelly dice sunglasses	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8296	blinking Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	altered anodized moist mirror cyan blinking dice	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 34
8298	upside-down pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	moist concentrated power pill	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	liquefied mirror pixel star	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	bland snack-sized pixel banana	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	acceptable pixel beer	4	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	cyan puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	teal pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	unsweetened energized sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 28
8307	denatured super-moist diffused wobbly &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 45
8308	chilled piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 68
8309	anodized colloidal green baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 21
8310	cold-filtered upside-down .epub file	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 54
8311	extra-tarnished bouncing BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 30
8312	cold-filtered tumbling hustler shades	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 35
8313	ionized improved jerky stick	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 44
8314	anodized chilled jittery costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 16
8315	super-quantum narrow muscle oil	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 33
8316	Vulcanized purple bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 50
8317	nitrogenated frozen concentrated pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 67
8318	irradiated chilled sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 18
8319	boiled fuchsia jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 29
8320	pressed huge one glove	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 37
8321	corrupted diffused liquefied glove	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 25
8322	galvanized handful of fire	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 12
8323	nitrogenated Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 33
8324	pressed extra-oxidized pulsating green disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 50
8325	anodized squat shaking coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 25
8326	chilled galvanized conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 33
8327	polymerized irradiated Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 46
8328	diffused dry frozen skewed icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 50
8329	warmed unsweetened blue smellbook	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 28
8330	colloidal electrified fuchsia assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 58
8331	anodized huge bouncing filthy armor	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 64
8332	chilled plague pie	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 31
8333	diffused diffused batarang	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 14
8334	unsweetened spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 50
8335	boiled warmed grease trap	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 22
8336	quadruple-diffused altered upside-down shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 18
8337	cold-filtered galvanized pulsating porkpocket	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 52
8338	chilled double-corrupted galvanized huge Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 49
8339	cold-filtered non-ionized jittery warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 59
8340	irradiated improved shaking janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 30
8341	boiled oxidized irradiated warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 13
8342	quadruple-cold-filtered double-corrupted bouncing wobbly baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 30
8343	electrified carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 64
8344	wet triple-altered colloidal bronze polish	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 30
8345	enhanced twirling crident	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 19
8346	irradiated warmed totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 47
8347	aerosolized corrupted spray chrome	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 25
8348	energized wet filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 40
8349	irradiated polarized olive ghostly hand of cards	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 67
8350	electrified concentrated damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 49
8351	liquefied enhanced olive lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 33
8352	non-nitrogenated olive spinning skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 36
8353	quantum adjusted skewed cyan grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 61
8354	colloidal nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 11
8355	alkaline blurry iron torso box	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 57
8356	enhanced huge blurry mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 22
8357	corrupted modified twirling radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 55
8358	irradiated altered x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 52
8359	oxidized pulsating wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 32
8360	energized non-electrified hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 21
8361	flattened enhanced child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 36
8362	adjusted blurry bouncing devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 65
8363	modified ionized shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 11
8364	non-corrupted green alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 52
8365	chilled vacuum-sealed novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 53
8366	tarnished invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 44
8367	denatured moist polymerized cyan handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 50
8368	quadruple-altered aerosolized blurry garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 19
8369	warmed plunge-leg	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 65
8370	chilled dry triple-energized blinking funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
8371	dry pickled bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 44
8372	extra-polarized deionized lime green flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 26
8373	cold-filtered mirror captured boozles	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 68
8374	quantum drinks tray	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 68
8375	pickled warmed skewed eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 69
8376	blue submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	stale pixel lemon	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	acceptable watered-down pixel daiquiri	2	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	polymerized skewed upside-down power pill	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	nitrogenated pixel potion	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	blinking Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	red valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	teal mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	pulsating mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	narrow wobbly gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	blurry The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	lightning-fast The Emperor's new hat	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	narrow padded The Emperor's new shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	fuchsia The Emperor's new pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	shaking Van der Graaf brawny lead pipe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	auspicious rope of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	nasty fortified wrench	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	jittery padded candlestick of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	asbestos-lined energetic knife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	green frightening revolver of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	mirror talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	super-sized spoiled tumbling pestopiary	5	crappy	
8408	ionized wet altered ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 62
8409	rotten snack-sized crudles	2	crappy	
8410	half-sized adequate agnolotti arboli	2	good	
8411	small rotten gray spaghetti with ghost balls	2	crappy	
8412	flavorless succulent marrow	3	decent	
8413	spoiled salacious crumbs	4	crappy	
8414	bland fusilli marrownarrow	4	decent	
8415	stale suggestive strozzapreti	4	decent	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	stale enchanted Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	decent	Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 50
8418	bouncing oyster sauce	0		
8419	flavorless linguini immondizia bianco	3	decent	
8420	spoiled lime green shells a la shellfish	3	crappy	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	upside-down unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	huge 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	tumbling spore pod	0		
8429	mirror veiny spore pod	0		
8430	narrow lime green upside-down hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	blurry narrow cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	Rosewater's LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	deadly smooth LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	crafty supercool LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	fuchsia thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	shaking full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	blurry lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	twirling uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	blurry uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	blurry New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	spinning crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	blurry broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	pulsating slick high-temperature mining mask of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	narrow auspicious censurious fireproof megaphone	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	half-sized moldy mineapple	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	smooth weak olive Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	moldy enchanted gray smelted roe	3	crappy	Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	perfectly mixed green lavawater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	double-pickled basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	wobbly purple censurious therapeutic groovy lavalarva	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's razor-sharp lava balaclava	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: 30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	hardened Newton's basaltamander buckler of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	modified ghostly lava globs	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	snack-sized toothsome gooey lava globs	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	wholesome lava-proof pants of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	pulsating heat-resistant necktie of incineration of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	groovy heat-resistant gloves of the blizzard of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	flavorless mirror squat very hot lunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	tolerable watered-down asbestos thermos	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	electrified fuchsia tumbling liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	moldy lime green disco biscuit	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	bad enchanted irresponsibly strong Quaatorade&trade;	10	decent	Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	up-at-dawn quilted biker's hat of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: 12, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	nasty dog trainer's electrified feathered headdress	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	supercharged electrician's hardhat of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	huge Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	yellow Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	shaking &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	blinking one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	blue Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	skewed New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	electrified smooth velvet pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	upside-down maroon smooth velvet shirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	ruddy smooth velvet hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	narrow lion tamer's smooth velvet pocket square	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	red aromatic smooth velvet socks	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	red twirling smooth velvet hanky of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	shaking supercool groovy The One Mood Ring	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	bouncing Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	blurry the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	blurry Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	tumbling half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	compressed narrow mirror SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	unsweetened mirror labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	teal wobbly smelly therapeutic Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	grease cannon of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	alkaline vacuum-sealed shaking blinking demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	scandalous electrified quilted love	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	blinking horrifying hardened Pener's drumstick of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	pulsating friendly Tesla deuce cape	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	squat nasty resourceful Fonzie's Lavalos's shell	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	Temple Grandin's smooth velvet bra of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	scandalous dance instructor's SMOOCH bracers	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	Annie Oakley's SMOOCH kneepads	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	mirror nippy SMOOCH spaulders	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	narrow scandalous curative SMOOCH codpiece	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	nippy SMOOCH breastplate	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	blue shaking fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	stale teal skewed tumbling lava cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	bite-sized bland wobbly pink slime	1	decent	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	lime green Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	normal special devil hair pasta	3	good	Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 25
8530	bland spagecialetti	4	decent	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	twirling good gravy	0		
8533	red illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	adequate tiny libertagliatelle	1	good	
8535	normal turkish mostaccioli	4	good	
8536	big moldy linguini of the sea	5	crappy	
8537	double-wet Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 27
8539	narrow Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	normal Fettris	3	good	
8543	low-calorie flavorless green fusillocybin	1	decent	
8544	diet decent squat prescription noodles	1	good	
8545	compressed blood-drive sticker	1	decent	
8546	boiled wobbly bag of grain	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 29
8547	anodized pickled magnetized upside-down pocket maze	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 55
8548	liquefied dry shady shades	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 57
8549	wet dry oxidized squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 33
8550	snack-sized bland weird gazelle steak	2	decent	
8551	moldy sausage without a cause	3	crappy	
8552	dry warmed huge face paint	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 35
8553	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic enchanted green emergency margarita	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 10
8554	watered-down mediocre vintage smart drink	2	decent	
8555	yellow blurry a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	upside-down The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	double-improved corrupted purple upside-down Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 22
8559	deionized double-enhanced bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 11
8560	altered Aerheads	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 59
8561	nitrogenated non-pickled spinning ghostly Wrotz	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 52
8562	non-unsweetened Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 13
8563	ionized enhanced fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 20
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	barrel lid of Tarzan of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	miser's dangerous barrel hoop earring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	Sherlock's baleful sinister bankruptcy barrel	0		Spell Damage: 35, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	blurry purple firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	red skewed weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	mirror wobbly rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	aged bottle of Amontillado	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	enchanted drinkable blurry barrel-aged martini	3	good	Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	spoiled snack-sized barrel pickle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	normal immense barrel cracker	10	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	boiled vibrating mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	mixed ghostly mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	gray savvy KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	jittery blurry slick Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	wizardly barrel gun	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	cyan barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	normal huge tumbling spinning water log	7	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	squat up-at-dawn Sinatra's barrelhead	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	tumbling greasy educational bottoms of the barrel	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	electrified dance instructor's chest barrel	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	mirror green bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	spinning foul-smelling wholesome double barreled barrel gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	sharpshooter's studded triple barreled barrel gun of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	gray Fonzie's barrel beryl choker of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	veiny experienced barrel beryl nose ring	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	boxer's barrel beryl ring of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	electrified cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	ionized dry jittery cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	activated irradiated lime green cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	vacuum-sealed cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	colloidal extra-ionized fuchsia cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	frozen cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	nitrogenated huge cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	enhanced cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	wet Vulcanized bouncing cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	moist magnetized cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	deionized activated corrupted mirror mirror cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	aerosolized activated irradiated upside-down cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	deionized cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	galvanized shaking cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	ionized cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	concentrated triple-dry cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	non-polymerized purple cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	unsweetened altered cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	irradiated yellow blurry wobbly cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	adjusted frozen spinning cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	dry magnetized unsweetened blue cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	diffused activated cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	electrified blinking green cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	dried red cuppa Activi tea	1	good	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	modified cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	modified maroon cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	chilled liquefied pickled spinning cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	triple-pickled quadruple-polymerized teal cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	Vulcanized cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	vacuum-sealed liquefied skewed cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	liquefied magnetized cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	quadruple-dry lime green cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	bouncing cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	altered squat cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	deionized cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	squat scandalous gravedigger's savvy Royal scepter	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	miniature normal bowl of eyeballs	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	spoiled bowl of mummy guts	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	spoiled maroon bowl of maggots	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	tolerable green blood and blood	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	bad weak Jack-O-Lantern beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	acceptable zombie	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	lime green Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	upside-down plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	spinning tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	skewed foul-smelling flame-wreathed crown of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	clever steel-toed hawk of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Food Drop: +100
8655	decent bite-sized gray hamlet sandwich	1	good	
8656	sharpshooter's Othello's military jacket	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
8657	Othello's dagger of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
8658	shellacked Othello's handkerchief	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
8659	tarnished boiled jittery purple bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 17
8660	grip key	0		
8661	jittery How to Play Othello	0		
8662	huge huge reassuring lion tamer's ghostly dagger of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
8663	bad ghost beer	4	decent	
8664	gray Othello set of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	spinning tumbling Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	skewed mansplainer's beefy Yorick of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +15
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	blinking Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	pulsating Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	pulsating airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	tumbling one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	frozen denatured tarnished spinning shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	rotten iceberg lettuce	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	perfectly mixed weak blue squat ice wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	family-friendly Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	mansplainer's beefy Wal-Mart nametag of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	wool sizzling electrified Wal-Mart overalls	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	spinning twirling Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	squat perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	huge studded bellhop's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	triple-distilled artisanal ice porter	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	vacuum-sealed huge exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	wobbly bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	ionized boiled wobbly shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	teal ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	powdered mirror medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	adequate ice rice	4	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	hand-crafted triple-distilled iced plum wine	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	lightning-fast supercharged slick training belt	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	prompt medical-grade training legwarmers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	auspicious stanky training helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	bouncing training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	blinking training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	spinning fuchsia self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	denatured abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	modified maroon abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	vaporized abstraction: sensation	1		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	denatured abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	powdered upside-down upside-down wobbly abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	twisted pulsating abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	dried jittery narrow abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	powdered abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	denatured gray abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	dried upside-down abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	snack-sized decent VYKEA meatballs	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	artisanal VYKEA mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	wet VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	fuchsia VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	bouncing VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	frightening curative veiny VYKEA hex key	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	small yummy tin of submardines	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	mediocre pulsating bottle of norwhiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	modified cyan octolus oculus	1	good	Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	lightning-fast Sherlock's flame-wreathed sardine can key	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	ribald quilted norwhal helmet of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	wobbly avaricious flame-wreathed brawny octolus-skin cloak	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	practically non-alcoholic bad huge perfect cosmopolitan	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	perfectly mixed blinking perfect negroni	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	artisanal perfect dark and stormy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	hand-crafted weak perfect mimosa	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	watered-down lousy narrow yellow perfect old-fashioned	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	bad perfect paloma	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	extra-chilled ghostly That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	warmed squat fuchsia Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	nitrogenated extra-moist ghostly Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	modified aerosolized wobbly skewed Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	flattened Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	ionized Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	vacuum-sealed unsweetened blinking hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	quantum communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	stale bite-sized Crimbo salad	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	moldy bread line	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	perfectly mixed watered-down bark rootbeer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	artisanal weak ale	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	cyan Da Vinci's plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	jittery vibrating plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	wobbly grievous plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	stiffened plastic Crimborgatron	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	healthy plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	huge bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	gray stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	mirror BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	watered-down lousy huge Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	spinning Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	wobbly Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	warmed tarnished yellow spinning pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	ghostly sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	mirror family-friendly reusable shopping bag of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	coarse hemp socks of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	fuchsia skewed avaricious armband	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	green pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	tumbling iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	Newton's pine cone necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	reindeer hammer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	fuchsia greedy elf ploughshare	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	pulsating circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	narrow faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	educational elven tambourine	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	reindeer sickle of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	spinning face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	shaking green The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	spinning Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	wobbly bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	blurry ghostly incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	maroon ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	shaking self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	tumbling exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	spinning Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	rotten wobbly Kudzu salad	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	mixed twirling olive Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	enchanted tolerable Miss Graves' vermouth	3	good	Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	tiny decent The Plumber's mushroom stew	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	compressed squat pulsating The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	bad The Mad Liquor	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	bad Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	bland red Mr. Burnsger	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	altered tumbling maroon The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	blinking Usain Bolt's banded The Jokester's gun of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	blinking sharpshooter's veiny The Jokester's wig of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	avaricious hardened The Jokester's pants of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	vacuum-sealed enhanced Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	blinking replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	purple battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	squat fuchsia basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	shaking domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	dry wet blue robin's egg	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	rotten fancy mirror robin flan	3	crappy	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	drinkable robin nog	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	mirror LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	tarnished Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 53
8841	quantum Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 58
8842	wet infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 65
8843	deionized can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 65
8844	quadruple-deionized The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 59
8845	warmed energized bag of random words	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 60
8846	quantum aerosolized tumbling tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 44
8847	colloidal corrupted ionized squat red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 49
8848	altered cold-filtered question juice	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 47
8849	non-irradiated tube of villain	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 58
8850	upside-down beefy your cowboy boots	0		Muscle: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	wobbly inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	ghostly nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	blue nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	tumbling nasty quicksilver ring	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	red sharpshooter's thicksilver ring of dire peril of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	savvy beefcake's wicksilver ring of wisdom	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	spinning chilly thinker's weightlifter's slicksilver ring	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	blinking wool wicked sicksilver ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	Annie Oakley's banded personal trainer's nicksilver ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	Rosewater's ticksilver ring of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	resourceful hardy dance instructor's Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	lard-coated brainy Tesla's Electroplated Beans of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	flame-wreathed wholesome Samson's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	purple dog trainer's Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	fireproof Frigid Northern Beans	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	blinking teal wobbly nasty World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	bouncing censurious Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	educational Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	squat energetic shellacked wizardly Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	supercharged wholesome fortified Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	flavorless maroon plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	snack-sized decent plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	snack-sized moldy plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	normal tiny plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	adequate plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	tasty plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	bite-sized normal plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	special bland lime green mirror plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	decent	Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	bland big plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	miniature spoiled plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	dog trainer's fortified Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	huge wicked razor-sharp Newton's Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of the dark arts of chilblains of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	blurry blue reassuring fireproof dance instructor's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the cougar of dire peril	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	blurry Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	greedy censurious Da Vinci's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	liquefied enhanced poker face paint	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	tumbling realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	triple-boiled quantum colloidal green narrow triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	moist galvanized altered spinning ghost bit	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	polarized frozen buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	diffused polymerized blinking huge lion musk	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	decent bear claw	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	nitrogenated super-aerosolized rattler gland	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	adjusted nitrogenated yellow shaking half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	alkaline mirror tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	miniature bland blue rotting beefsteak	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	watered-down artisanal red firemilk	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	vacuum-sealed corrupted tumbling spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	pickled tumbling moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	perfumed careful western-style skinning knife	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	narrow wobbly reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	huge healthy steel knuckles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	narrow lime green Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	cyan Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	spinning mirror blue Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	huge red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	colloidal non-aerosolized huge demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	squat makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	blinking baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	ghostly hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	blue shaking mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	blinking coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	mirror tumbling rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	green shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	narrow rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	ghostly sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	skewed Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	pulsating Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	huge Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	mirror briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	friendly groovy one-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
8960	Oprah's two-gallon hat of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20
8961	resourceful three-gallon hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50
8962	clever Herculean four-gallon hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +20
8963	toasty Samson's five-gallon hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +5
8964	ghostly weightlifter's six-gallon hat of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20
8965	Jack Frost's mansplainer's seven-gallon hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50
8966	electrified strapping eight-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8967	gray skewed frightening razor-sharp nine-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
8968	lime green chilly wholesome ten-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
8969	deadly eleven-gallon hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	activated double-dry skin oil	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 68
8973	triple-concentrated irradiated unusual oil	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 56
8974	quadruple-dry eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 12
8975	red exclusive club	0		
8976	extra-pickled corrupted patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 46
8977	double-oxidized patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 28
8978	nitrogenated polymerized bouncing patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 32
8979	altered patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 65
8980	ionized double-moist electrified wobbly patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 25
8981	quantum irradiated patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 34
8982	pickled Vulcanized extra-pressed corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 64
8983	bad pulsating rodeo whiskey	3	decent	
8984	red Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	supercharged real cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
8986	twirling Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	cyan Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	diluted twirling blurry armored prawn	1		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	decent miniature tumbling jumping horseradish	2	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	high-proof drinkable Sacramento wine	7	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	colloidal Greek fire	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	shaking Van der Graaf energetic hardy experienced ox-head shield of the sewer	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	mansplainer's therapeutic experienced boxer's dented scepter of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	teal asbestos-lined toasty experienced stylish very pointy crown of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	Sherlock's MacGyver's Oprah's quilted padded battle broom	0		Damage Absorption: 60, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	gravedigger's lion tamer's quilted carpe of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	flame-wreathed Van der Graaf Fonzie's codpiece of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	greasy friendly slick troutsers of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	ghostly nippy stiffened baleful stylish bass clarinet	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	manspreader's fish hatchet of the sewer of horror of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	perfumed knitted ribald fortified tunac	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	dry magnetized spinning wriggling worm	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	acceptable ghostly bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	4	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	oxidized anodized skewed high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	fishin' hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	greasy sonar fishfinder	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	mirror tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	twirling squat disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	purple internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	decent fancy gallon of milk	3	good	Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	cyan print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	upside-down screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	mirror First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	miser's studded Herculean First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	twirling no spoon	0		
9030	adequate star salad	4	good	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	decent wobbly bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	good	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	toothsome bouncing browser cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	bad triple-distilled hacked gibson	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	Source shades of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	fuchsia software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	tumbling missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	olive Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	green Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	upside-down Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	green Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	skewed Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	twirling cyan Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	mirror pulsating Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	lime green Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	upside-down Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	red Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	squat skewed Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	purple pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	family-friendly thinker's plastic detective badge of wisdom of the glutton	0		Mysticality: 25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	bouncing lard-coated lion tamer's padded bronze detective badge of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	ghostly coward's Tesla detective badge of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	Jim Carey's extremely unsafe Socratic detective badge of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: 45, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	wobbly ghostly cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	pulsating detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	resourceful Fonzie's detective roscoe of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	quadruple-adjusted ionized flattened shoe gum	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	upside-down blurry Temple Grandin's noir fedora of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	Usain Bolt's censurious ribald trench coat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	drinkable special Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	4	good	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	normal small mirror hardboiled egg	2	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	skewed detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	upside-down DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	blinking inspector's Annie Oakley's extremely unsafe sage protonic accelerator pack of the blizzard of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	wobbly almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	Da Vinci's Adventurer bobblehead	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	arcane researcher's bindle of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked fleshy lump	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	squat ribald Temple Grandin's smoldering bagel punch	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	hale Samson's ghostly reins	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	Da Vinci's derringer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	ghostly Mr. Screege's spectacles of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	aromatic slick Spookyraven signet of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	shellacked dangerous tie-dyed fannypack	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	fuchsia forbidden burnt snowpants of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	squat squat smartaleck's standards and practices guide	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	Van der Graaf deadly Carpathian longsword of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	lightning-fast family-friendly Liam's mail of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	resourceful brainy Unfortunato's foolscap of incineration	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	blue Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	curative Wrist-Boy	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	jittery Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	colloidal colloidal Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 51
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	concentrated energized upside-down Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 14
9110	double-vacuum-sealed tumbling gray Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 31
9111	Vulcanized polymerized Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 25
9112	extra-cold-filtered cyan blinking EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 65
9113	denatured wet Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 18
9114	super-electrified nitrogenated jittery The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 44
9115	corrupted anodized Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 32
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	quilted repaid diaper	0		Damage Absorption: +40
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	tolerable distilled Shot of Kardashian Gin	5	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	greasy Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	bouncing Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	lime green Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	weak perfectly mixed unidentified drink	2	EPIC	
9127	ghostly Tesla smooth KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Moxie: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
9128	asbestos-lined Van der Graaf Da Vinci's discarded swimming trunks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9129	polarized improved liquefied jittery diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 38
9130	non-vacuum-sealed unsweetened moist olive charisma potion	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 63
9131	squat extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	lion tamer's savvy pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
9133	narrow KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	fancy yummy shaking leftover pasty	3	awesome	Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 35
9135	drinkable strong very whiskey	5	good	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	narrow li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	pulsating li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	jittery li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	quadruple-electrified hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	dry unsweetened Prunets	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 49
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	blurry bouncing baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	super-vacuum-sealed tarnished extra-anodized ghostly invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	aerosolized chilled yellow invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	squat li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	bland raw sweet potato	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	flavorless raw beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	spoiled tiny cyan raw stuffing	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	moldy raw cranberry sauce	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	stale squat raw turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	tasty raw mincemeat	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	rotten raw potato	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	flavorless raw gravy	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	adequate raw bread	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	ghostly purple frosty Temple Grandin's mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	extremely unsafe glass casserole dish of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	scandalous supercharged can opener	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	boiled bouncing turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	energetic glass pie plate of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	ghostly potato masher of bravery of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	skewed bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	diet fancy moldy sweet potatoes	1	crappy	Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	moldy bean casserole	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	adequate special baked stuffing	3	good	Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	enchanted moldy pulsating cranberry cylinder	3	crappy	Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	diet normal thanksgiving turkey	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	moldy immense mirror mince pie	7	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	miniature adequate fuchsia mashed potatoes	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	decent warm gravy	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	rotten half-sized blurry bread roll	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	low-calorie moldy leftovers	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	fancy spoiled shaking leftovers sandwich	3	crappy	Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	gray Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	twirling cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	blurry packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	pulsating narrow bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	purple eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	pressed eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	tolerable spirit-forward tumbling eldritch extract	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	educational smartaleck's Official Council Aide Pin	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	perfectly mixed boozy eldritch distillate	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	dried eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	blue nippy Science Notebook	0		Cold Damage: +10
9197	skewed fortified wizardly beefy eldritch hat	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	chaotic banded eldritch pants of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	drinkable wobbly squat eldritch elixir	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	narrow Fonzie's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	spinning lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	teal Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	narrow Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	wobbly The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	thinker's ball and chain	0		Mysticality: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	electrified gingerbread tophat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	purple lard-coated gingerbread waistcoat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	greasy gingerbread trousers	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	inspector's gravedigger's shellacked candy dress shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	chaotic forbidden candy necktie of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	up-at-dawn chocolate pocketwatch of chilblains of doom	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	tasty animal part cracker	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	drinkable triple-distilled mirror gingerbread wine	7	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	diet normal enchanted gingerbread mug	1	good	Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	wobbly gingerbread mask of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	blue mansplainer's Sinatra's gingerservo of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	improved modified tainted icing	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	red squat gingerbeard of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	flame-retardant fortified gingerbread hoodie	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +1, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	jittery chilly Lo Pan's gingerbread pistol	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	olive gravedigger's chilly marzipan briefcase	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	shaking creme brulee torch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	candy crowbar of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	spinning twirling green horrifying stylish candy screwdriver	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gray gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	vibrating pumpkin spice candle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	triple-electrified spinning gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	tumbling mansplainer's gingerbread gavel of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	green gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	smooth ginger beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	jittery spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	pickled shaking blinking industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	altered fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	drinkable shaking high-end ginger wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	scorching plastic bad vibe	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	green supercharged plastic angry vikings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	upside-down sage plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	huge weightlifter's plastic Your Brain	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	sizzling plastic Krampus	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	improved non-activated green Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	altered altered improved Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	pickled extra-modified blurry Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	toothsome tiny spiritual candy cane	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	bad enchanted tumbling spiritual eggnog	3	decent	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	fancy toothsome spiritual fruitcake	3	awesome	Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	spoiled special spiritual gingerbread	4	crappy	Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	green My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	blurry No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	red fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	quadruple-oxidized alkaline triple-vacuum-sealed rock candy	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	enchanted adequate twirling green-iced sweet roll	3	good	Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	spinning sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	purple jittery chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	squat executive Third Eye of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	Van der Graaf Samson's Krampus Horn	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	stale gigantic skewed hambrosier	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	mediocre chakra-mental wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	flattened cold-filtered chakra malt	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	adequate massive fuchsia Black Angus blackburger	7	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	tolerable brandy	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	energized narrow green spinning potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	horrifying bad vibroknife of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	gray wholesome dangerous crystal belt buckle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	lightning-fast medical-grade saffron antaravasaka	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	ghostly careful Socratic saffron uttarasanga	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	pulsating eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	green pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	green gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	greedy wizardly Uncle Crimbo's hat of the empath	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	miniature adequate gray Eldritch snap	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	mixed squat hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	powdered wobbly jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	distilled jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	dehydrated sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	compressed bouncing stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	blinking space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	super-sized moldy toast with hot jelly	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	big flavorless huge toast with jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	spoiled enchanted green toast with jelly	4	crappy	Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	bland toast with sleaze jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	special bite-sized spoiled cyan toast with stench jelly	1	crappy	Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	olive space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	ghostly pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	executive wax hand of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	blue sharpshooter's grievous candle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	huge flavorless wax pancake	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	up-at-dawn supercool wax face	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	tolerable twirling wax booze	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	green glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	modified spinning mirror sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	spoiled sea truffle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	narrow crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	Da Vinci's recovered cufflinks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	triple-ionized bouncing LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	irradiated chilled LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	pressed super-tarnished LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	rosewater-soaked dog trainer's LOV Eardigan of chilblains	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	prompt executive clever LOV Epaulettes	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	medical-grade occult personal trainer's LOV Earrings	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	jittery LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	bouncing LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	pickled LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	teal LOV Elephant of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	ghostly hale eldritch scanner	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	frozen skewed eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	bouncing LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	chaotic experienced eldritch hammer of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	snack-sized stale mirror pulsating eldritch mushroom	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	snack-sized bland eldritch mushroom pizza	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	blue eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	extra-liquefied nitrogenated eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	spinning Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	teal Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	narrow wobbly bottlecap	0		
9344	bouncing discarded button	0		
9345	pulsating Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	shaking bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	twirling elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	wobbly peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	gray cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	blurry lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	shaking pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	mediocre maroon literal grasshopper	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	irresponsibly strong artisanal double entendre	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	lousy extra-dry special Phlegethon	5	decent	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	delicious Siberian sunrise	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	perfectly mixed special mentholated wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	artisanal low tide martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	watered-down hand-crafted shroomtini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	spirit-forward acceptable ghostly morning dew	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	hand-crafted extra-dry blurry whiskey squeeze	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	hand-crafted fancy great fashioned	3	EPIC	Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	high-proof smooth blurry blinking Gnomish sagngria	7	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	smooth vodka stinger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	triple-distilled acceptable extremely slippery nipple	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	triple-distilled smooth piscatini	9	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	high-proof smooth tumbling Churchill	6	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	artisanal watered-down soilzerac	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	bad practically non-alcoholic London frog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	acceptable practically non-alcoholic nothingtini	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic eighth plague	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	boozy lousy shaking single entendre	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	artisanal reverse Tantalus	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	extra-dry drinkable elemental caipiroska	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	practically non-alcoholic bad pulsating pulsating Feliz Navidad	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Bloody Nora	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	perfectly mixed spinning wobbly moreltini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	tolerable watered-down blurry hell in a bucket	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	irresponsibly strong tolerable Newark	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	bad R'lyeh	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	weak perfectly mixed huge Gnollish sangria	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted vodka barracuda	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	hand-crafted Mysterious Island iced tea	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	enchanted drinkable drive-by shooting	4	good	Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	delicious gunner's daughter	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	aged dirt julep	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	lousy spinning Simepore slime	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	artisanal bouncing wobbly Phil Collins	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	jittery Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	olive filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	pulsating rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	fuchsia wobbly blurry high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	spoiled small edible alien plant bit	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	mirror upside-down alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	ghostly complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	powdered skewed alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	blinking alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	snack-sized decent alien meat	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	upside-down squat alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	spinning complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	wobbly fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	boiled lime green alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	lime green spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	blurry murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	super-irradiated alien medicine	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	normal massive alien salad	10	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	weak mediocre alien booze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	olive shaking toasty strapping alien mask of terror	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	squat forbidden alien spear of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	greedy Sherlock's alien blowgun of the detective	0		Item Drop: 45, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	blinking medical-grade rosy-cheeked baleful alien loincloth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	padded sinister alien totem of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	ruddy alien necklace of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	gray spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	veiny razor-sharp spants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	nippy Fonzie's spant shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	mirror censurious quilted spant shoulderpads	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	skewed avaricious flame-retardant spant backplate	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	pulsating manspreader's spant spear of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	shaking murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	teal jittery murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	huge red murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	extra-pressed vacuum-sealed blinking purple murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	tumbling murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	scorching sinister wicked murderbot mask	0		Spell Damage: 15, Hot Damage: +25, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	quantum flattened skewed murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	murderbot whip of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	lion tamer's murderbot plasma rifle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	narrow blue tumbling upside-down Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	yellow Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	upside-down Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	upside-down Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	stale Aldebaran sardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	lousy high-proof Centauri fish wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	dried ghostly oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	blinking smelly supercharged Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	perfumed wholesome Spacegate military insignia	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	upside-down frosty nippy Spacegate diplomat's insignia of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	ghostly huge Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	half-sized tasty teal alien sandwich	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	twirling glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	cold-filtered spinning Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 29
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	wet Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	deionized unsweetened wet bouncing Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	super-enhanced wet activated blurry mirror Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	anodized dry ghostly shaking Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	pressed Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	moist Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	frozen chilled ionized tumbling blinking Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	rotten Affirmation Cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	squat License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	moist jittery Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 24
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	Jeselnik's hale Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	high-proof drinkable special basic martini	7	good	Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	hand-crafted improved martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	smooth splendid martini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	spinning exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	squat can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	jittery lime green gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	asbestos-lined ribald plastic gundam of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	mirror Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	blinking LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	lime green Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	mirror Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	small flavorless meteoreo	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	bad pulsating meadeorite	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	double-paned grievous Da Vinci's meteortarboard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	padded meteorite guard of the sewer of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	sizzling hale meteorb	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	therapeutic asteroid belt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	pulsating inspector's Jack Frost's lion tamer's meteorthopedic shoes	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	brainy beefy shooting morning star of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	blurry meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	squat meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	skewed Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	mirror perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	wobbly corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	censurious Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	blinking pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	spinning pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	blue shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	green xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	wobbly exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	blurry X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	skewed O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	tolerable enchanted practically non-alcoholic DUFRESNE Suds	1	good	Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	narrow curative smartaleck's mafia pinky ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
9547	mediocre practically non-alcoholic tumbling flask of port	1	decent	
9548	Lo Pan's contract enforcement stick of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +7
9549	massive normal blinking Hide-rox&trade; cookie	8	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	tolerable jug of booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	triple-unsweetened narrow pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	nitrogenated warmed ghostly temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	diluted pulsating glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	adjusted skewed new habit	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	red bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	skewed chaotic savvy weightlifter's pearl necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	shaking amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	tumbling X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	blinking O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	wobbly lightning-fast executive extremely unsafe protection stick of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +40
9563	improved super-enhanced skewed roll of meat	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 48
9564	skewed Usain Bolt's mafia thumb ring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
9565	enhanced Vulcanized cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	auspicious mafia middle finger ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	censurious toasty dance instructor's steel drivin' hammer of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100
9568	blinking piece of steel	0		
9569	scorching personal trainer's mafia pointer finger ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	educational worksite credentials	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
9571	upside-down Jeselnik's nippy rosy-cheeked grievous negotiatin' hammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
9572	narrow tumbling pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	gray lightning-fast mafia wedding ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
9576	fortified mafia organizer badge	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
9577	wobbly mafia filofax	0		
9578	fancy blue transparent nog	1	decent	Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	super-sized yummy unfinished fruitcake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	chilled and cracker	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	mediocre watered-down neg grog	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	thick stale gray pulsating half double fruitcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	flavorless blinking hushed puppy	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	snack-sized yummy blinking muffled muffuletta	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	bland shushed potatoes	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	baleful plastic mime functionary	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	plastic mime scientist of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	bouncing Jeselnik's plastic mime soldier	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	squat blinking Jim Carey's plastic mime executive	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	upside-down steel-toed plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	red mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	twirling temperance whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	nitrogenated activated upside-down wishbone	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	bad high-proof Racisto Ruidoso	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	flavorless bran muffin	4	decent	
9598	flavorless huge blueberry muffin	10	decent	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	huge olive silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	mirror spinning fuchsia silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	squat silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	yellow silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	blinking silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	upside-down silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	shaking silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	bouncing silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	bouncing silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	mirror silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	squat silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	twirling silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	blurry silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	purple silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	ghostly anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	red warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	bad watered-down stale cheer wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	yummy twirling stale Cheer-E-Os	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	blinking cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	cyan ghostly up-at-dawn smartaleck's cheerful antler hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	fuchsia nippy banded cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	maroon stanky toasty cheerful pajama pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	tumbling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	maroon The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	blue The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	bouncing The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	red mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	tolerable executive mime flask	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	diet tasty nega-mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	tolerable watered-down mirror nega-mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	adjusted unsweetened upside-down Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	delicious miniature skewed mime army rations	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	perfectly mixed upside-down mime army wine	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	powdered mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	polymerized super-electrified jittery mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	ghostly careful miming beret of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	wobbly chilly quilted miming shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	jittery miming corduroys of the dark arts of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	blue blinking crafty miming boots	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	wholesome dance instructor's miming gloves	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	wobbly skewed donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	pulsating donated candy	0		
9665	dry non-dry shaking digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	narrow mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	jittery Da Vinci's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	mime army insignia (intelligence) of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	mime army insignia (espionage) of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	maroon mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	blue mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	skewed skewed mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	yellow shaking mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	arcane researcher's mime army infiltration glove of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	squat mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	gray kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	skewed fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	moldy extra-toasted half sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	fancy bad practically non-alcoholic mulled hobo wine	1	decent	Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	maroon burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	grievous burning paper hat of the brute of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	red crafty wholesome thinker's burning cape	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	Sherlock's Lo Pan's veiny burning paper slippers	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	spinning reassuring Fonzie's burning paper jorts of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	smelly sage burning paper crane of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	narrow brainy broken champagne bottle of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	skewed fireproof padded tinsel tights	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	forbidden sinister Socratic wad of used tape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	lion tamer's therapeutic beefcake's silent nightlight of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	non-irradiated blue sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 61
9697	super-tarnished Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 63
9698	super-vacuum-sealed quadruple-moist olive hot button candy	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 56
9699	Usain Bolt's dog trainer's resourceful makeshift garbage shirt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +80, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	nasty Annie Oakley's novelty monorail ticket	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	altered twirling pills	1		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 25
9702	altered shaking furry pill	1		
9703	powdered beefy pill	1		
9704	dried excitement pill	1		
9705	dried vitamin G pill	1		
9706	diluted narrow huge lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 40
9707	modified narrow dieting pill	1		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 10
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	tumbling tumbling Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	pulsating fortified genie's turbane of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	shaking Usain Bolt's greasy genie's scimitar	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	blurry pulsating lion tamer's baleful genie's pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	executive genie's bracers of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	double-paned psychic's circlet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	sharpshooter's dangerous psychic's crystal ball	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	pulsating ribald strapping psychic's pslacks	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	crafty hale psychic's amulet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	adequate heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	adequate blinking Swedish massage fish	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	weak perfectly mixed narrow Third Base	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	artisanal weak mirror Bustle Hustler	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	super-warmed Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	ionized cold-filtered polymerized red Bettie page	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	pressed oxidized huge tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	ionized vacuum-sealed fuchsia heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	wobbly heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	squat eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	purple personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	blurry spinning Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	mirror Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	ghostly Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	boiled dry rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 59
9744	moist alkaline mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 54
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	ionized rhinestone	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 29
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	red riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	twirling piracetam	0		
9752	purple wobbly ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	aromatic Team Avarice cap	0		Stench Resistance: +1
9755	Team Sloth cap of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
9756	Lo Pan's Team Wrath cap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
9757	Mu cap of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	blurry huge Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	upside-down blinking Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	teal shaking Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	mirror Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	tumbling Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	upside-down Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	squat Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	mirror mirror gray Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	purple Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	skewed cyan skewed Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	fuchsia blurry Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	bouncing Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	purple Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	fuchsia Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	pulsating Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	tumbling Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	mirror Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	gray mirror spinning Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	narrow Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	shaking Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	upside-down Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	upside-down Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	pulsating Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	spinning Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	twirling purple Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	cyan Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	maroon Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	mirror muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	tumbling amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	ghostly smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	lime green rocket	0		
9828	denatured magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	twisted blinking brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 45
9830	denatured lime green glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	boiled ghostly scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 5
9832	vaporized pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 40
9833	denatured lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	powdered gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	huge lime green FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	blinking manspreader's vibrating shellacked FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	blinking Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	nippy FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	studded FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	banded FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	&quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the pedagogue of the bloodbag of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +100
9844	green ghostly FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	squat huge tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	upside-down LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	squat narrow dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	huge faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	wobbly druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	wobbly bouncing cyan flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	polarized pickled blinking huge jittery universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	ghostly LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	mirror upside-down LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	thick toothsome FantasyRealm turkey leg	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	tolerable lime green FantasyRealm mead	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	lime green jittery Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	normal druidic s'more	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	powdered shaking teal twirling sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	smooth high-proof mourning wine	6	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	skewed map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	bouncing map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	twirling green map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	green map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	stale immense red denastified haunch	9	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	bad bad rum and good cola	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	galvanized anodized huge Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	Lo Pan's extremely unsafe leggings of the Spider Queen of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	pulsating fireproof therapeutic Master Thief's utility belt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	supercharged Duke Vampire's regal cloak of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	censurious supercool Dragonscale breastplate of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	Jeselnik's belt of Ogrekind of the scaredy-cat of doom	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	inspector's ruddy brainy The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	personal trainer's nozzle of the Phoenix of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	nasty forbidden the Archwizard's briefs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	lime green asbestos-lined personal trainer's the Ley Incursion's waist of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	olive greedy perfumed shield of the Skeleton Lord of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	executive Jeselnik's supercool ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	squat rosewater-soaked Jim Carey's scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	gravedigger's Da Vinci's weightlifter's deadfall branch of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
9894	rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined greasy Staff of Kitchen Royalty of James Dean of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	skewed notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	acceptable practically non-alcoholic two meat muck	1	good	
9899	half-sized bland chocolate Ogre Chieftain	2	decent	
9900	miniature decent gray chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	2	good	
9901	moldy chocolate Spider Queen	4	crappy	
9902	hand-crafted upside-down hipster cocktail	3	EPIC	
9903	twirling God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	pulsating God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	narrow wobbly God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	jittery God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	huge G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	wobbly glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	miniature decent good guava	2	good	
9916	lousy boozy narrow gin and ginger	5	decent	
9917	blurry Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	compressed spinning gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 15
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	dry Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	tarnished jittery Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	narrow blue Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	compressed Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	blue Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	Sherlock's MacGyver's dance instructor's Brutal brogues of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	jittery foul-smelling rosy-cheeked Herculean Draftsman's driving gloves of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	red stiffened wicked Fonzie's Nouveau nosering of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	galvanized Vulcanized oxidized sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	adjusted unsweetened boiling broth	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	non-moist interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	blinking burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	narrow twirling curative boxer's PARTY HARD T-shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	huge Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	skewed deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	special artisanal Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	3	EPIC	Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	manspreader's stiffened pentagram bandana	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	skull ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	blurry electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	adequate PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	friendly groovy dorky glasses	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	wobbly Jim Carey's Van der Graaf ponytail clip	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	green hardy paint palette	0		Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	skewed unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	modified blurry Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	cosmetic football of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	shaking toasty shoe ad T-shirt of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	bouncing pump-up high-tops of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	activated maroon runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	shaking flame-retardant noticeable pumps of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	jittery surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	lousy skewed everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	twirling jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	green denim jacket of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	pulsating wool rosy-cheeked ratty knitted cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	blinking energetic strapping intimidating chainsaw	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	special acceptable party beer bomb	4	good	Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	massive rotten sweet party mix	10	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	boiled blurry tumbling party balloon	1		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	sinister smartaleck's party pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	occult party whip of the scaredy-cat of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	acceptable enchanted distilled olive TRIO cup of beer	5	good	Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	bite-sized tasty special maroon party platter for one	1	awesome	Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	diluted Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	clever brainy party crasher	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	cyan Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	pulsating party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	manspreader's &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	twirling snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	teal padded educational snakeskin thighboots	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	hardy personal trainer's snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	avaricious weightlifter's snakeskin jacket	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	wool greasy hardened slime waders	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	fuchsia asbestos-lined sizzling nippy slime fedora	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	Herculean smartaleck's stylish slime knuckles	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	jittery dog trainer's government-issued slacks of Tarzan of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	spinning quilted Sinatra's government-issued eyeshade of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	skewed zippy chilly government-issued necktie of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	squat huge cyan groovy mutant arm of the brazier of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	upside-down vibrating hale mutant legs of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	Herculean strapping mutant crown of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	immense yummy ghostly ectoplasm	7	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	normal immense	9	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	triple-distilled hand-crafted bottle of vodka	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	normal pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	practically non-alcoholic smooth blurry martini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	spoiled cherry pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	perfectly mixed eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	tasty Hell ramen	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	tolerable watered-down gimlet	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	weak aged twirling upside-down twice-haunted screwdriver	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	normal miniature candy cane	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	tolerable runny fermented egg	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	rotten low-calorie olive oldcake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	rotten ghostly traditional Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	chaotic plastic wild beaver	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	mirror savvy plastic reindeer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	beefcake's plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	rosewater-soaked plastic orphan	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	narrow plastic Abuela Crimbo of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	tumbling Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	red horrifying Jack Frost's pristine walrus tusk	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	shellacked banded quilted Staff of Frozen Lard of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	olive squat plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	twirling mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	moldy grilled mooseflank	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	stale narrow red moosemeat pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	balanced antler of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	Da Vinci's dam	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	drinkable enchanted tumbling beavermouth	3	good	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	lousy blurry beaver punch (papaya)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	artisanal beaver punch (peach)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	practically non-alcoholic smooth lime green beaver punch (cherry)	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	pulsating huge Annie Oakley's electrified Canadian lantern	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	twirling sinister muskox-skin cap	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	immense stale glass of raw eggs	9	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	artisanal punch-drunk punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	vaporized upside-down tumbling body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	blinking frightening bauxite beret	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	bauxite boxers of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	flame-wreathed bauxite bow-tie	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	wobbly Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	zippy knitted nasty supercharged boxer's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	bland low-calorie twirling sausage	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	supercool red-hot sausage fork of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	wobbly bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	olive sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	pulsating Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	hand-crafted spirit-forward beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	huge bland yule gruel	7	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	watered-down perfectly mixed fancy hot watered rum	2	EPIC	Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	artisanal watered-down bottle of Crimbognac	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	small normal Crimboysters Rockefeller	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	altered ghostly Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	ghostly Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	wobbly Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	miser's rosy-cheeked Crimbolex watch of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	double-paned Samson's hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +5
10082	bouncing flame-wreathed stylish chalk chlamys	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	wholesome groovy chalk chain	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	shaking rock-hard chalk chalice of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	narrow bouncing Fonzie's chalk chinos of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	Jim Carey's chalk chapeau of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	bouncing auspicious chalk choker of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	compressed blinking tumbling chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	double-oxidized candy chalk	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 62
10090	huge Temple Grandin's marble maebari of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	smooth marble mantle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	sizzling marble magnet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	shaking resourceful marble mignonette bowl of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	dog trainer's Fonzie's marble medallion	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	Jack Frost's hardy marble mariachi hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	twisted marble molecules	1		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	triple-energized wobbly Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 49
10098	chaotic slick punching bag	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	Sherlock's Oprah's pith helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	Oprah's personal trainer's poncho	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	teal arcane researcher's pendant of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	hardy beefcake's palazzos	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	mirror blue Sherlock's Newton's pseudoaccordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	altered fuchsia huge pieces	1		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	altered spinning Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 13
10106	gray thinker's terra cotta truss of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	twirling beefcake's terra cotta trousers of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	miser's flame-retardant terra cotta tongs	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	electrified veiny terra cotta train	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	twirling Sherlock's terra cotta tie tack of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	grievous terra cotta tambourine of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	twisted terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	cold-filtered terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 23
10114	velour voulge of James Dean of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	ghostly nasty velour vambraces of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	squat horrifying boxer's velour veil	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	bouncing upside-down therapeutic velour viscometer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	cyan velour valise of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	steel-toed stylish velour vaqueros	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	dried velour veneer	1		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	nitrogenated blurry spinning Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 11
10122	greedy glass suspenders of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	up-at-dawn glass shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	auspicious glass stetson of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	miser's hardened glass spectacles	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	avaricious knitted glass shiv	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	jittery narrow stanky glass serape of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	pickled tumbling squat glass shards	1		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	boiled hard candy	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 58
10130	frightening Rosewater's loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	avaricious stanky loofah lei	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	Newton's Herculean loofah lederhosen	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	prompt hale loofah ladle	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	green gravedigger's razor-sharp loofah legwarmers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	narrow censurious loofah lavalier of the early riser	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	denatured teal jittery loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	frozen pressed chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 61
10138	ruddy forbidden flagstone flag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	upside-down hardened Fonzie's flagstone flail	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	executive flagstone flip-flops of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	pulsating executive aromatic flagstone fez	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	flame-retardant shellacked flagstone fleece	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	clever flagstone fringe of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	dehydrated blurry flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	wet Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 53
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	blinking red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	beefy cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Muscle: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	energized adjusted tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	altered lime green prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	teal chilly tailored vest	0		Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	narrow sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	mirror really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	energetic elf army poncho	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	rotten elf army field rations	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	teal gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	Sherlock's baleful discarded bowtie	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	smooth martiny	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tumbling tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	frozen licorice snake	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 33
10161	altered irradiated teal blurry blinking virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
10162	dry flattened blurry mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 40
10163	alkaline government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 64
10164	tarnished electrified altered teal Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 49
10165	bouncing mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	groovy Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	ghostly blood bag	0		
10169	enchanted half-sized flavorless bloodstick	2	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 20
10170	aged watered-down bottle of Sanguiovese	2	awesome	
10171	delicious actual blood sausage	4	awesome	
10172	aged high-proof mulled blood	10	awesome	
10173	rotten half-sized blood snowcone	2	crappy	
10174	perfectly mixed watered-down teal Red Russian	2	super ultra EPIC	
10175	diet adequate blood roll-up	1	good	
10176	lousy ghostly bottle of blood	3	decent	
10177	normal blood-soaked sponge cake	3	good	
10178	spirit-forward lousy vampagne	5	decent	
10179	decent super-sized plain snowcone	5	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	cyan Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	green PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	ghostly PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	bouncing shellacked brainy PirateRealm eyepatch of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	pulsating bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	narrow compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	squat skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	pulsating Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	maroon recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	wobbly Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	spoiled special crabsicle	3	crappy	Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	squat melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	boozy perfectly mixed twirling bottle of dark rhum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	mediocre bottle of extra-dark rhum	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	perfectly mixed mirror bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	ionized Vulcanized wobbly pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	perfumed conquistador's breastplate of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	chaotic Van der Graaf pirate pantaloons	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	blurry [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	family-friendly brawny pirate radio ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	bite-sized rotten pineapple slab	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	rotten miniature upside-down hibiscus petal	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	pickled shaking huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	squat cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	dehydrated ice molecule	1		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	shaking Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	squat Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	boiled pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	Annie Oakley's plush sea serpent	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	flavorless pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	tumbling ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	stylish piratical blunderbuss of terror	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	narrow zippy Lo Pan's boxer's PirateRealm party hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	bad high-proof purple Island Landslide	9	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	acceptable Island Thunderstorm	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	weak artisanal shaking Island Hurricane	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	tolerable Skull Punch	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	artisanal spinning Electric Punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	hand-crafted triple-distilled blinking Smuggler's Punch	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	perfectly mixed Scorpion Bowl	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	weak artisanal Turtle Bowl	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	bad blinking Cobra Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	executive smelly sharpshooter's groovy vampyric cloake of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: 60, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	pulsating plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	polymerized bouncing ghostly one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 53
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	lime green intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	ghostly 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	squat blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	bouncing overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	wobbly Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	huge Usain Bolt's inspector's beefcake's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	jittery inspector's asbestos-lined foul-smelling chilly veiny shellacked wizardly hewn moon-rune spoon of the empath of courage of bravery of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: 8, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	ghostly cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	perfumed medical-grade Beach Comb of the glutton	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	lime green grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	olive small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	upside-down teal shaking pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	gray pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	purple empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	tumbling etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	extra-pickled altered narrow magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	activated irradiated cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	magnetized gray seashell	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	dry blinking seashell	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	double-electrified squat seashell	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	smooth maroon bottle of sea wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	pickled ghostly kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	squat up-at-dawn lion tamer's coward's resourceful Fonzie's driftwood hat of Leguizamo of bravery of the glutton of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: 0, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	pulsating frightening mansplainer's energetic hardened studded fortified personal trainer's brainy driftwood pants of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: 140, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	censurious flame-wreathed medical-grade occult sinister sage slick driftwood bracelet of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	prompt stanky waders of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	greasy energetic personal trainer's spearfish fishing spear	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	teal flame-retardant hale grievous rabbitfish fin	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	blurry squat piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	pirate cutlass of James Dean of the detective of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	tricorn hat of the cougar of horror of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	quilted Samson's brawny swash buckle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	sharpshooter's forbidden meteorite earring of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	narrow nasty meteorite necklace of chilblains of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	ghostly ghostly banded groovy boxer's meteorite ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	galvanized modified Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 59
10290	denatured altered chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 32
10291	frosty arcane researcher's driftwood beach comb of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	pulsating Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	yellow pulsating fortified sinister whittled tiara of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	pulsating Lo Pan's chaotic hardened whittled shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: 40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	chaotic banded whittled flail of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	therapeutic Sinatra's supercool whittled wand	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	hardy Sinatra's stylish whittled flute	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	tumbling greasy experienced whittled bear figurine of terror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	blinking lightning-fast scorching whittled owl figurine of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	spinning curative weightlifter's whittled fox figurine of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	chilly thinker's whittled walking stick of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: 25, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	delicious jumbo campfire hot dog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	yummy massive campfire baked potato	10	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	spoiled yellow campfire s'more	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	moldy campfire beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	bland campfire stew	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	yellow campfire coffee	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	improved leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 59
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	huge Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	upside-down signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	bland blurry space chowder	3	decent	
10321	bad upside-down space wine	3	decent	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	Usain Bolt's knitted wizardly Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	huge unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	bland bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	spoiled flan del mar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	toothsome Baja sopapilla	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	purple blinking rosewater-soaked plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	plastic sea elf of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	yellow aromatic plastic yuleviathan	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	blue hardy plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	plastic Dolph Bossin of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	olive red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	flavorless mana-coated yams	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	yummy enchanted jumbo mana-basted tofurkey leg	5	awesome	Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	super-sized moldy mana-fortified cranberry sauce	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	delicious gray mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	twirling human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	galvanized shaking patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	powdered industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	warmed modified unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	twisted twirling vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	dried shaking a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	flattened pickled organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	tolerable practically non-alcoholic boot flask	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	unsweetened blinking infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	shaking madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	modified fish sauce	1		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	yummy massive guffin	6	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	mixed Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	fuchsia goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	modified mirror narrow non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	pickled wet peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	enhanced Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	super-oxidized pulsating upside-down extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	dehydrated livid energy	1		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	dehydrated mirror skewed beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	medical-grade smooth oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Moxie: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	red peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	dry concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	enhanced pulsating bouncing liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	narrow Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	purple lion tamer's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	cyan Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	chilled warmed improved maroon salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	jittery executive wicked ribbon candy ascot	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	bouncing educational anemoney clip	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	diluted skewed super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	sharpshooter's Fonzie's icing poncho of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	anodized pulsating glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	blinking groovy Mer-kin rollpin of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	ghostly tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	adequate thick bowl of mernudo	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	artisanal watered-down fishelada	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	flavorless ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	huge waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	olive blurry mirror waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	squat waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	teal Newton's nutcracker hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	therapeutic shellacked nutcracker waistcoat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	savvy nutcracker pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	blue clever occult nutcracker boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	hardened dangerous nutcracker sword	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	toasty crafty nutcracker drumstick	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	olive censurious quilted nutcracker beard	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	chilly nutcracker cape of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	family-friendly nutcracker epaulets of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	skewed nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	rotten low-calorie salt plum	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	diet delicious wobbly cyan and bean	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	Socratic weightlifter's kelp-holly gun of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	brawny Yuleviathan necklace of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	miser's clever peppermint spine	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	spinning family-friendly soggy elf shoes of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	nasty sage Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	zippy kelp-holly drape of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	teal blinking nasty Jim Carey's medical-grade groovy Staff of the Peppermint Twist	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	snack-sized normal mirror tempura and bean	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	artisanal fortified salt plum sake	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	dry pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	quantum corrupted bouncing almond	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 33
10429	adjusted handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	purple rosy-cheeked forbidden Retrospecs of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	shaking Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	green mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	bouncing flame-wreathed hardy ruddy occult Sinatra's Powerful Glove	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	skewed fuchsia enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	fuchsia status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	huge Jack Frost's Drip harness of incineration of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
10442	upside-down arcane researcher's drippy truncheon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
10443	shaking Driplet	0		
10444	shaking drippy snail shell	0		
10445	stale drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	smooth practically non-alcoholic blue glass of drippy wine	1	drippy	
10447	small spoiled blurry drippy caviar	2	drippy	
10448	special immense stale jittery drippy plum(?)	6	drippy	Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 20
10449	vibrating drippy stake	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
10450	blurry narrow The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	shaking drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	mirror drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	blinking deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	blinking blinking super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	unsweetened irradiated fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 30
10459	non-cold-filtered nitrogenated healthy juice	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 57
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	huge fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	ghostly boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	green perfumed cape	0		Stench Resistance: +5
10467	huge hardened supercool back shell	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	blinking power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	shaking Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	squat Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	bony back shell of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
10473	cyan frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	electrified blooper ink	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 35
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	blinking plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	shaking free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	narrow bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	flavorless fancy small mushroom filet	2	decent	Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	dehydrated bouncing bouncing mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	practically non-alcoholic lousy blue mushroom whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	shaking extremely unsafe mushroom cap of wisdom of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	family-friendly steel-toed mushroom shield of horror of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	Oprah's vibrating wicked mushroom pants of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: 60, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	lard-coated frightening clever veiny mushroom badge	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	shaking wobbly house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pulsating pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	corrupted activated extra-diffused mirror piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	cyan plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	green kettle bell of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	glued-together crystal ball of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	strapping martini dregs	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	upside-down flickering flashlight of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	nasty crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	outmoded fidget toy of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	green Oprah's flimsy ski pole	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	discarded finger painting of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	toasty pizza box	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	zippy family-friendly chipped coffee mug	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Left-Hand Man action figure of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	tumbling green drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	maroon Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	wobbly drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	purple jittery drippy salt	0		
10521	maroon wobbly drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	special drinkable drippy pilsner	4	drippy	Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 30
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	flame-wreathed gory drippy orb	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
10531	skewed annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	bouncing Annie Oakley's experienced Guzzlr tablet	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	shaking Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	blurry squat Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	upside-down Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	double-paned Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	triple-distilled drinkable Ghiaccio Colada	7	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	special mediocre narrow olive Sourfinger	4	decent	Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	tolerable gray Nog-on-the-Cob	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	bad weak Steamboat	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	tolerable fortified Buttery Boy	5	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	mirror Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	Annie Oakley's clown car key	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	skewed extremely unsafe batting cage key of the brute of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	miser's chaotic stiffened aqu&iacute;	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	upside-down Jim Carey's energetic experienced knob labinet key	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	blue toasty lion tamer's vibrating weremoose key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	peg key of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	kekekey of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	shaking up-at-dawn rabbit's foot key	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	personal trainer's knob shaft skate key of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	squat sage beefy ice key of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	twirling purple anchovy can key of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	cactus key of the cougar of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	censurious flame-wreathed f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	spinning medical-grade treasure chest key of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	skewed ghostly careful demonic key of the blizzard of horror	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	huge scandalous key sausage	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	knob treasury key of the detective of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	flame-retardant steel-toed scrap key of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	twirling shaking censurious arcane researcher's rose key	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	extremely unsafe music box key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	frightening coward's actual skeleton key	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	shaking gray double-paned cool deep-fried key of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	mansplainer's beefy discarded bike lock key	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	pulsating Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	oxidized fuchsia marshroom	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 44
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	skewed Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	galvanized quantum upside-down salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 62
10577	improved colloidal pulsating writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 17
10578	extra-diffused nitrogenated gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 35
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	red packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	wobbly SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	twirling hardened wicked birch battery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	ghostly family-friendly manspreader's energetic ebony epee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	zippy thinker's weeping willow wand of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: 80, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	double-paned vibrating hardened beechwood blowgun	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	veiny ruddy maple magnet of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	bouncing scorching chaotic hemlock helm of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	squat wobbly supercool balsam barrel of the ox of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	magnetized redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	Lo Pan's smartaleck's beefcake's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	Sherlock's lard-coated toasty sinister Sinatra's wormwood wedding ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	blurry drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	purple fortified ert grey goo ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	upside-down Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	enhanced pressed blinking Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	galvanized upside-down Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	tumbling Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	enchanted spoiled immense red Yeg's Motel pillow mint	7	crappy	Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	upside-down Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	Vulcanized pickled galvanized Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	wool stylish Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	upside-down crafty Yeg's Motel bathrobe of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	up-at-dawn savvy Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	jittery Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	jittery Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	bouncing greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	skewed onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	narrow onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	ghostly narrow shaking alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	narrow alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	upside-down alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	wobbly ghostly bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	rosewater-soaked dangerous Samson's Cargo Cultist Shorts of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	upside-down jittery complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	practically non-alcoholic acceptable skewed flask of moonshine	1	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	teal spinning greasy wicked Newton's sea-worn candlestick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	extra-adjusted null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	green flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	miniature decent jittery bouncing chocolate chip muffin	2	good	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	olive grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	tumbling greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	frozen narrow jittery fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	triple-unsweetened pickled non-tarnished narrow boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	pressed huge blurry cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	tarnished aerosolized twirling overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	quadruple-moist yellow hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	super-oxidized quadruple-denatured blinking hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	blurry flame-wreathed Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	Crimbo smile of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	SalesCo sample kit of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	super-modified tarnished candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	unsweetened sugar	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	moist tumbling multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	yellow plastic Crimbo caroler of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	dance instructor's plastic multi-level marketer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	gray experienced plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	upside-down plastic Mirth of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	jittery asbestos-lined plastic Penny	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	skewed overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	blue neck wreath of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	shining star cap of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	blinking nativity shorts of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	narrow medical-grade educational myrrh pouch	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	brawny frankincenser of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	studded dance instructor's gilded trumpet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	ghostly blinking resourceful &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	lard-coated wine carrier	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	manspreader's candy bucket	0		Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	liquefied olive prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	anodized imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	corrupted denatured triple-pickled mirror skewed hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	skewed government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	bouncing Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	jittery jittery candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	mirror food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	shaking candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	up-at-dawn supercharged fruit bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	shaking prompt Rosewater's tinsel orb	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	rosewater-soaked snowpack of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	greedy steel-toed Satan hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	flame-wreathed studded Crimbo stockings	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	Rosewater's poncho de azucar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	purple The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	purple The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	squat The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	blurry The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	huge The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	miniature special moldy and pepper (stale)	2	crappy	Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	perfectly mixed cranberry margarita (brackish)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	upside-down fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	maroon nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	lousy enchanted green barrel-aged eggnog	3	decent	Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	big normal teal hand-crafted candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	normal mirror drive-thru burger	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	weak acceptable huge Boulevardier cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	pickled quantum shaking Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	immense normal bowl full of jelly	10	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	bad Eye and a Twist	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	dry purple Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	gray digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	narrow packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	squat crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	cyan fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	moist mirror bouncing battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	triple-anodized improved lime green battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	boiled alkaline pulsating twirling battery (D)	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	nitrogenated blue battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	enhanced wet battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	deionized frozen vacuum-sealed narrow battery (car)	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	bouncing cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	hand-crafted marshmallow bomb	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	triple-chilled skewed short beer	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	boiled ionized maroon short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	magnetized dry bouncing short stick of butter	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	tarnished spinning narrow yellow short glass of water	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	triple-pickled tumbling short	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	olive quantum of familiar	0		
10759	rosy-cheeked familiar scrapbook of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	lightning-fast executive Jim Carey's fedora-mounted fountain	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	deadly brawny sombrero-mounted sparkler of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	yellow perfumed porkpie-mounted popper of incineration of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	maroon rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	fuchsia rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	shaking rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	adequate big fire crackers	5	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	skewed rosy-cheeked Catherine Wheel of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	therapeutic rocket boots of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	upside-down lard-coated sparkler of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	polarized Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	frozen flattened The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	modified alkaline Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	warmed Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	pressed Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	shellacked extra-large utility candle of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	upside-down vibrating hale runed taper candle	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	yellow mansplainer's novelty sparkling candle of the blizzard of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	toasty thinker's Abracandalabra	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	resourceful Oprah's extra-wide head candle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	ionized activated natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	extra-aerosolized super-dry rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	colloidal super-unsweetened boiled banana candle	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	concentrated galvanized twirling ear candle	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	frozen enhanced narrow pulsating votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	water candle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	padded B. L. A. R. T.	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	blurry literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	shaking packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	executive knitted toasty Tesla dangerous beefcake's industrial fire extinguisher	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	purple stanky Newton's Daylight Shavings Helmet of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	spinning eggwater	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	normal diet bread man	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	decent plain candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	decent flour cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	narrow educational plastic food lab	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	spinning hardy plastic nog lab	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	personal trainer's plastic chem lab	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	avaricious plastic primary lab	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	jittery therapeutic plastic Cheer Core	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	twirling packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	blue curative Da Vinci's experienced ice crown	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	wobbly electrified jeans of Calamity Jane of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	greasy Annie Oakley's grievous ice wrap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	normal tofu pop	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	bland gigantic cyan bowl of prescription candy	7	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	snack-sized stale fishcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	moldy bite-sized bone broth	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	moldy star pop	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	acceptable Doc's Fortifying Wine	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	special watered-down perfectly mixed Doc's Smartifying Wine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	acceptable pulsating Doc's Limbering Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	mediocre Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	boiled upside-down shaking Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	twisted narrow Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	dehydrated wobbly ghostly Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	pickled fuchsia Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	alkaline activated upside-down anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	warmed anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	deionized pickled fuchsia anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	chilled mirror anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	irradiated cold-filtered anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	adjusted electrified twirling anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	acceptable Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	stale skewed purple bread pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	smooth clear Russian	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	blue zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	huge cozy scarf of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	rotten huge Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	denatured nitrogenated fleshy putty	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	jittery wholesome third ear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	auspicious peppermint-scented socks	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	green blinking the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	blinking projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	mirror smooth depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	skewed upside-down synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	moldy &quot;caramel&quot;	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	self-repairing earmuffs of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	toasty carnivorous potted plant	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	hardened yule hatchet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	spoiled blinking lab-grown meat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	Jeselnik's fleece	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	upside-down boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	blurry Temple Grandin's pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	skewed Jack Frost's hardened strapping can of mixed everything	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	olive Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	normal narrow meatball	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	dehydrated fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	distilled astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 45
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	scandalous extremely unsafe magnifying glass of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	tolerable void lager	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	small spoiled fuchsia void burger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	narrow smelly friendly supercharged void shard of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	upside-down combat lover's locket of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	ghostly teal grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	green jittery trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	fireproof frightening nasty unbreakable umbrella (broken) of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	narrow blue MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	dry blue shaking blurry emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	twirling pulsating fireproof survival knife	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	rosy-cheeked crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	medical-grade headlamp	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	upside-down healthy fortified smartaleck's thermal blanket	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	atlas of local maps of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	liquefied moist twirling spare battery	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	flattened unsweetened single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	extra-nitrogenated diffused narrow gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	special gigantic flavorless 20-lb can of rice and beans	8	decent	Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	decent spinning twirling expired MRE	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	snack-sized stale cool mint precipice bar	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	immense normal cyan carrot cake precipice bar	9	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	blurry The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	bouncing Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	perfumed stanky sinister June cleaver	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	triple-distilled smooth Dad's brandy	7	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	narrow electrified occult teacher's pen	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	flavorless gigantic wobbly fire-roasted lake trout	6	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	adequate immense guilty sprout	10	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	Jeselnik's mother's necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	double-warmed pressed cold-filtered huge trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	magnetized corrupted tumbling savings bond	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	squat designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	dried narrow sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	wobbly thick dinosaur	0		
10934	huge dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	pterodactyl rifle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	wobbly birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	triple-wet Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 59
10942	maroon dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	padded camouflage vest	0		Damage Absorption: +20
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	gray jittery blurry twirling dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	Usain Bolt's Samson's wizardly awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +80
10948	spinning chaotic reflective vest	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
10949	brainy dinosaur	0		Mysticality: +5
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	blinking smelly scorching Jurassic Parka	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	lime green boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	huge autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	concentrated non-aerosolized pulsating autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	drinkable ghostly AutumnFest ale	3	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	blurry Jim Carey's Van der Graaf stylish autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	perfumed scandalous Jim Carey's chaotic autumn debris shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	tasty snack-sized autumn-spice donut	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	ionized autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	jittery Tesla dangerous autumn leaf pendant of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	distilled maroon jittery autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	alkaline electrified autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	artisanal pulsating Oopsie IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mirror mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	ghostly teal St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	spoiled jumbo ratatouille de Jarlsberg	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	flavorless spinning mirror Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	half-sized flavorless roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	decent St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	decent olive tumbling Pete's wiley whey bar	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	snack-sized stale Pete's rich ricotta	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	artisanal weak Boris's beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	moldy huge red honey bun of Boris	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	gigantic spoiled Boris's bread	8	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	blurry green Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	mirror wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	green Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	squat pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	miniature adequate baked veggie ricotta casserole	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	tasty half-sized plain calzone	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	yummy jittery roasted vegetable focaccia	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	adequate pulsating red Pizza of Legend	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	spoiled Calzone of Legend	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	green Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	flavorless gigantic Deep Dish of Legend	7	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	olive deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	censurious prohie's hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	tarnished extra-quantum imported taffy	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	skewed jittery censurious lion tamer's Charleston shoes	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	censurious rare oboe of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	prompt wizardly bullet necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	flavorless super-sized swamp haunch	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	stanky rosy-cheeked gator shades	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	maroon milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	mediocre Charleston Choo-Choo	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	perfectly mixed spirit-forward shaking Velvet Veil	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	watered-down artisanal narrow Marltini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	acceptable twirling Strong, Silent Type	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	drinkable weak Mysterious Stranger	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	aged Champagne Shimmy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	skewed family-friendly Lo Pan's ceramic cestus	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	gravedigger's baleful ceramic centurion shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	jittery sage ceramic celery grater of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	sizzling clever ceramic celsiturometer of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	reassuring therapeutic ceramic cerecloth belt of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	clever forbidden ceramic cenobite's robe of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	altered squat ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	moist non-aerosolized blurry extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 33
11028	spinning Usain Bolt's avaricious chiffon chevrons of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	Usain Bolt's auspicious hardy chiffon chapeau	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	squat sizzling wicked chiffon chamberpot of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	mirror tumbling clever Oprah's stylish chiffon chemise	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	olive careful groovy boxer's chiffon chakram	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	Socratic chiffon chaps of dire peril of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	dehydrated red chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	electrified chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 45
11036	enchanted miniature delicious chocomotive	2	awesome	Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	stale freightcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	drinkable weak cabooze	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	blurry clever plastic passenger car	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	stylish plastic dining car	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	pulsating prompt plastic coal car of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	tumbling plastic locomotive of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	blue Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	wobbly upside-down Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	aerosolized non-polarized purple ghostly Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 30
11051	flattened altered jittery Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 54
11052	ionized non-improved wobbly Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 34
11053	denatured alkaline Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 50
11054	Vulcanized Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 60
11055	liquefied aerosolized Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 20
11056	blurry ghostly ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	green wobbly occult Trainbot harness	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
11059	huge ping-pong table	0		
11060	blinking Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	resourceful dangerous head-mounted Trainbot of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	reassuring leg-mounted Trainbots of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	frosty shoulder-mounted Trainbot of dire peril of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	shaking Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	perfectly mixed dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	EPIC	
11068	gray blurry lost elf luggage	0		
11069	skewed Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	bland miniature honey-drenched ham slice	2	decent	
11071	extra-dry bad mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	5	decent	
11072	adequate blinking Crimbo food scraps	3	good	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	spinning table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	skewed Trainbot slag	0		
11077	lime green wobbly industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	miniature rotten steamed oyster	2	crappy	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	yellow crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	drinkable yellow Crimbosmopolitan	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	thick enchanted tasty blurry Crimbo dinner	5	awesome	Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	ghostly train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	huge The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	blinking half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	shaking flame-retardant sage grubby wool hat of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11093	avaricious veiny grubby wool scarf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
11094	sharpshooter's studded grubby wool trousers of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100
11095	lightning-fast careful curative strapping grubby wool gloves	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	bad nice warm beer	4	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	bouncing packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	mixed fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	red bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	blinking molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	twirling hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	ghostly chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	flavorless pixel bread	4	decent	
11113	bad jittery pixel whiskey	4	decent	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	wobbly S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	moist glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	vacuum-sealed galvanized bouncing mushroom	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	double-adjusted denatured wobbly five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	normal super good fruit	3	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	altered tumbling twirling shaking energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	lightning-fast double-paned hot pepper	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	energized double-concentrated out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	blue extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	polarized improved fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	flattened lime green mirror flapper fly	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	weak acceptable shot of wasp venom	2	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	unsweetened aerosolized quadruple-quantum narrow filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	chilled shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	dry purple pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	ionized warmed energized jittery pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	skewed hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	adjusted angry agate	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	modified adjusted lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	toothsome bouncing shadow sausage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	nasty veiny shadow skin	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	quantum energized tumbling pulsating shadow flame	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	bite-sized spoiled shadow bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	tumbling shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	lousy shadow fluid	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	skewed twirling shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	skewed shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	blue shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	mediocre enchanted shadow venom	3	decent	Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	altered upside-down shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	fortified slick shadow stick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	foul-smelling beefcake's bat paw	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +10
11148	narrow uncursed bat paw of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
11149	shaking Usain Bolt's rock-hard goblin cape of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +80
11150	rock-hard uncursed goblin cape	0		Damage Reduction: 5
11151	perfumed Lo Pan's dragon wishbone	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5
11152	miser's uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Meat Drop: +10
11153	upside-down avaricious nasty stats of the blizzard of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30
11154	auspicious uncursed stats	0		Item Drop: +10
11155	ghostly personal trainer's educational arcane orb	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11156	sharpshooter's uncursed arcane orb	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
11157	occult machete	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
11158	banded uncursed machete	0		Damage Absorption: +100
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	spinning friendly steel-toed supercool medallion	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +3
11162	brainy uncursed medallion	0		Mysticality: +5
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	shaking Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	tumbling shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	spinning closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	squat shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	bouncing bouncing blue shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	bouncing squat Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	teal MacGyver's therapeutic beefy shadow chef's hat	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	shaking wobbly aromatic ruddy shadow trousers of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 90, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	fuchsia gravedigger's Jack Frost's shadow hammer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	red Usain Bolt's shadow monocle of the brazier of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	maroon shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	moldy blinking skewed shadow hot dog	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	high-proof artisanal blurry shadow martini	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	twisted fuchsia ghostly narrow shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	warmed shadow candy	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 63
11189	skewed replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	mirror replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	mirror shaking replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	huge replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	pulsating replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	squat replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	Usain Bolt's electrified replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	perfumed asbestos-lined studded replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	stanky nasty stiffened replica navel ring of navel gazing of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	clever Herculean replica V for Vivala mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	Jim Carey's rock-hard Newton's replica haiku katana	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	blurry double-paned Jim Carey's MacGyver's replica Elvish sunglasses of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	skewed nasty scorching Jim Carey's replica Greatest American Pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	flame-wreathed Lo Pan's replica Juju Mojo Mask of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
11212	friendly sharpshooter's replica Operation Patriot Shield of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	fuchsia replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	yellow upside-down groovy slick replica plastic vampire fangs of incineration	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	mirror brawny replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	purple replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	inspector's ribald frightening thinker's Cincho de Mayo	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	shaking dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	bouncing replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	tumbling replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	twirling narrow replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	skewed replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	blinking replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	mirror replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	Samson's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	lime green executive Lo Pan's Tesla supercool replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11242	reassuring dog trainer's manspreader's fortified arcane researcher's beefy replica hewn moon-rune spoon of James Dean of chilblains of horror of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	spinning replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	zippy wicked extremely unsafe groovy replica Powerful Glove of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	up-at-dawn greasy shellacked Rosewater's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
11246	teal greedy gravedigger's foul-smelling Temple Grandin's baleful replica industrial fire extinguisher of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: 12, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	mirror replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	fuchsia replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	tumbling wool Rosewater's replica Jurassic Parka	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	huge blinking replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	teal spinning skewed replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	Temple Grandin's replica Cincho de Mayo of the bloodbag of incineration of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	cyan Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	lime green blinking greedy Tesla steel-toed Samson's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	yellow Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	auspicious double-paned pro skateboard	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	fuchsia Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	jittery hale healthy brawny Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	huge VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	deionized electrified maroon scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	bouncing Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	yellow Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	skewed Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	energized double-oxidized scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	jittery Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	tolerable squat Sexy Cosmo	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	greedy razor-sharp red-soled high heels of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	jumbo moldy cyburger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	lion tamer's ncle leg	0		Experience (familiar): +2
11287	scorching rutabuga bag of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25
11288	blue Newton's mesquito proboscis	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
11289	senate fly thorax	0		Item Drop: +5
11290	denatured bug juice	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 68
11291	spinning nippy spider leg	0		Cold Damage: +10
11292	flame-wreathed beetle antenna	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11293	shellacked mantis skull	0		Damage Reduction: 7
11294	extra-ionized galvanized chitin powder	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 43
11295	Tesla daddy shortlegs leg of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11296	huge flame-wreathed sage birdybug antenna	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11297	upside-down blurry wobbly double-paned kilopede skull of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
11298	warmed super-chilled pulsating haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 66
11299	super-alkaline chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 36
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	teal name change form	0		
11304	mirror replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	blue boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	tasty skewed watermelon	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	gray watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	huge thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	fancy miniature adequate waffle	2	good	Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	blue fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	careful cat o' nine teeth of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	wobbly extremely unsafe Da Vinci's tooth cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	toothy trousers of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	stale thick banana split	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	blue handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	blurry Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	ghostly medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	lousy bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	chilly therapeutic savvy baywatch	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	teal Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	yellow Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	wobbly consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	upside-down residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	modified concentrated cooking	1		
11329	denatured wobbly meat	1		
11330	pickled sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 25
11331	diluted pulsating hardening cream	1		
11332	altered twirling pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 35
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	tumbling book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	blinking pulsating map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	ionized boiled sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 24
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	olive squat inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	blue rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	banded rake	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	bouncing autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	red day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	bouncing supercharged quilted autumnal aegis	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	pressed distilled resin	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	jittery lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tumbling mirror tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	wobbly tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	wholesome educational impromptu torch	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	dance instructor's Fonzie's fig leaf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	blurry flame-wreathed sage smoldering drape	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	teal smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	blurry bouncing smelly Van der Graaf rosy-cheeked quilted leaf crown of Calamity Jane of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	stale leafy browns	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	wet autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	oxidized coping juice	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	gravedigger's electrified MacGyver's therapeutic beefcake's candy cane sword cane	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wobbly wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	green Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	pulsating mirror Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	red housekeeping robot	0		
11378	small rotten pickled bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	bite-sized delicious salted mutton	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	stale gray corned beet	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	red pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	squat pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	purple wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	red mirror squat crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	super-sized tasty peppermint donut	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	flame-wreathed Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	bouncing Sherlock's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	tumbling Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	ghostly Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	mediocre Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	lime green bouncing Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	dance instructor's arcane researcher's Herculean Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	Jeselnik's Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	upside-down Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	blurry shaking extremely unsafe Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	colloidal upside-down Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	electrified brainy Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	veiny weightlifter's Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	weak bad Crimbow Rainbo	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	huge maroon Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	lightning-fast stylish Elf Guard broom	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	shaking electrified beefcake's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	hand-crafted yellow jittery old-school pirate grog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	flavorless tumbling grog nuts	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	shaking perfumed reassuring chaotic sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	mediocre fortified officer's nog	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	immense moldy sundae ration	9	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	yummy peppermint tack	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	gray Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	adequate whalesteak	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	twirling Lo Pan's forbidden whalegun of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	frosty steel-toed Herculean Elf Guard clipboard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	pegfinger of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	bad and claret	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Elf Guard and beret of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	dog trainer's sinister extremely unsafe shipwright's hammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	curative dance instructor's gunwale of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	coward's MacGyver's smartaleck's Kelflar vest	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	improved whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	wholesome Sinatra's Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	blue cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	jittery Jim Carey's veiny Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	chaotic clever Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	purple wizardly Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	coward's Fonzie's strapping massive wrench	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	thinker's brown pirate pants of courage	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	blurry punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	auspicious scandalous fortified Sinatra's Elf dessert spoon of dire peril of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	spinning executive Elf Guard SCUBA tank of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	blinking MacGyver's free boots of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	wool friendly medical-grade Elvish underarmor	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	blurry padded Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	stale sugarplum ration	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	snack-sized adequate upside-down gingerbread nylons	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	miniature bland rum-soaked fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	jumbo rotten green lime	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	tiny adequate olive gingerbread pirate	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	rotten fruit-stuffed rumcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	hand-crafted mulled wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	weak drinkable mirror Swedish coffee	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	aged triple-distilled wobbly canteen of eggnog	9	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	tolerable hot wine	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	watered-down smooth mirror Jamaican coffee	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	lousy watered-down spinning flask of egggrog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	purple skewed pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	smooth yule grog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	tasty wet tack	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	toothsome whalecake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	double-paned healthy gunwale whalegun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted ghostly and claret	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	wobbly trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	auspicious supercharged Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	squat energetic sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	blue blinking vibrating experienced strapping replica Elf Guard medal	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	blurry Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	smooth Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	fireproof shellacked barnacle-encrusted sweater of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	jittery mirror nippy supercharged Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	purple Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	mirror Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	yellow Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	wobbly Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	pulsating The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	bouncing Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	corrupted gray military candy cane	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 62
11503	anodized dry blinking blurry groggipop	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 45
11504	forbidden dangerous moss mace	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	nippy moss megaphone of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	greasy shellacked moss medal	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	red flame-retardant Socratic moss mitre	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	supercool moss mantle of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	gray blinking personal trainer's moss marlinspike of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	diluted moss mulch	1		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	oxidized ionized moss floss	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 19
11512	pulsating adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	bouncing adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	powdered skewed adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	improved ionized blinking adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 27
11520	knitted energetic shellacked crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	stiffened strapping crepe paper parachute cape of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	inspector's chaotic Annie Oakley's crepe paper pie clip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	Sherlock's fortified crepe paper puzzle cube of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	avaricious crepe paper plunge camisole of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	greedy manspreader's vibrating crepe paper polka charm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	diluted mirror red crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	double-tarnished flattened twirling pulsating crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 36
11528	smelly Socratic petrified wood war pike	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	teal Temple Grandin's sinister petrified wood waist protector	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	pulsating coward's cool petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	bouncing studded brawny petrified wood water purifier	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	twirling shaking double-paned hardy petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	auspicious Oprah's petrified wood walking pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	compressed cyan spinning petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	quantum petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 43
11536	special tolerable weak cybeer	2	good	Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	pulsating wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	blurry encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	pulsating baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	quilted smartaleck's Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	blinking savvy Elf Guard war standard of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	lime green in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	foul-smelling wizardly spring shoes of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	alkaline ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	activated crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	teal smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	mirror biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	twirling blue triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	lime green quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	blurry quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	squat stiffened motion sensor	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	ribald sage Everfull Dart Holster	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	pulsating Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	blinking boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	ghostly pulsating red scandalous flame-wreathed sharpshooter's Apriling band helmet of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	jittery frightening Jim Carey's sinister weightlifter's Apriling band saxophone	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	jittery lion tamer's wholesome experienced supercool Apriling band quad tom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	pulsating coward's Socratic brawny Apriling band tuba of doom of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	greedy smelly flame-wreathed chaotic forbidden smartaleck's Apriling band staff	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	blinking boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	stale massive yam	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	hand-crafted yam martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	tolerable sweet potato o' mine	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	practically non-alcoholic tolerable huge Southern yam	1	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	tolerable sweet potato punch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	stale thick Mayam spinach	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	half-sized flavorless yam and swiss	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	foul-smelling yam cannon of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	mirror yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	therapeutic furry yam buckler of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	jittery chilly lion tamer's yamtility belt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	miniature flavorless yam slider	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	bland yam mayo	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	spoiled tiny yam burrito	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mirror mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	bouncing Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	spoiled big mirror mini kiwi	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	family-friendly thinker's mini kiwi bikini of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	tolerable triple-distilled jittery jittery mini kiwitini	7	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	huge scandalous crafty arcane researcher's mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	pulsating mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	special toothsome small mini kiwi digitized cookies	2	awesome	Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	perfectly mixed mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	frozen alkaline pressed mirror mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	Vulcanized super-modified dry green skewed mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	scorching boxer's mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	cyan zippy mini kiwi icepick	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	oxidized nitrogenated pulsating mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	gray twirling packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	maroon protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	blinking protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	bouncing tumbling manspreader's vibrating messenger bag RNA of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	moldy maroon bacteria bisque	4	crappy	
11619	massive normal ciliophora chowder	6	good	
11620	flavorless cream of chloroplasts	4	decent	
11621	skewed synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	yellow untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	tumbling upside-down Jack Frost's ruddy hardened tearaway pants of Leguizamo of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	blinking skewed narrow tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	tolerable strong Colera Peste Nebbiolo	5	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	green Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	squat bodyguard badge	0		
11639	shaking mirror Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	smartaleck's blade of dismemberment	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	huge Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	jittery structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	Sherlock's medical-grade personal trainer's embers-only jacket	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	pulsating aromatic bembershoot	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	decent wheel of camembert	4	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	ghostly medical-grade therapeutic Newton's hat of remembering	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	mirror throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	blinking embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	mirror fuchsia soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	smelly supercharged bat wings of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	tumbling ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	hardened monocle on a stick of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	electrified plastic pipe of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	greasy strapping fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	baleful bow tie of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	flame-wreathed dance instructor's fake huge beard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	electrified astronaut helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	pulsating curative experienced feather boa	0		Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	padded Sheriff badge of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	gravedigger's friendly Sheriff pistol	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	bouncing energetic wizardly Sheriff moustache	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	knitted Van der Graaf photo booth supply list	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	narrow twirling green peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	snack-sized flavorless whirled peas	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	bland fancy big peaza	5	decent	Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	mixed squat spinning drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	pickled fuchsia Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	tumbling quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	non-pressed moist dry pea brittle	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	perfectly mixed weak tumbling peasco	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	moldy jittery piece of cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	cyan TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	friendly electrified deft pirate hook	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	wobbly jittery chaotic rosy-cheeked iron tricorn hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	bouncing jolly roger flag of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	fancy fortified bad tankard of spiced rum	5	decent	Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	fancy hand-crafted tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	4	EPIC	Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	yellow wicked governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	gray quilted governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	chili powder cutlass of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	gigantic normal mirror Aztec tamale	9	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	wobbly skewed pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	wicked groggles	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	wool silky pirate drawers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	tarnished colloidal cyan peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	hand-crafted hard cocoa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	jumbo moldy salmagumdi	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	spinning smartaleck's plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	hardened plastic St. Patrick	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	zippy plastic Colonel Brando of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	bouncing up-at-dawn plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	green sinister plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	mirror Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	cyan Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	normal coney haunch	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	unsweetened cold-filtered mirror dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	tolerable fancy pulsating moai toai	3	good	Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 10
11725	sizzling Socratic moaiball of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	denatured tumbling four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	maroon perfumed chilly Tesla potato jacket	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	skewed ghostly military orb of the bloodbag of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	energized energized rum ball	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 13
11733	squat gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	dog trainer's gravyskin hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	sharpshooter's wholesome gravyskin buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	veiny weightlifter's gravyskin skirt	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	resourceful supercool gravyskin pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	frozen enhanced gray crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	huge tasty narrow room scale bean casserole	9	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	skewed ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	Lo Pan's Oprah's occult perfect Christmas scarf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	huge flame-retardant snowman-enchanting tophat of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	non-magnetized dry LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	toasty manspreader's Congressional Medal of Insanity of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	weak acceptable Easter grasshopper	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	tolerable blue Irish eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	drinkable purple canteen of jungle juice	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	delicious turchucken	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	irresponsibly strong delicious mechanically-mulled cider	7	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	special hand-crafted blurry holiday trip around the world	3	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	stale gigantic chocolate ostrich egg	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	stale diet beef and cabbage	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	spoiled small special narrow candy rations	2	crappy	Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	toothsome enchanted squat double-candied yams	4	awesome	Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	spoiled miniature Christmas ham	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	bland twirling holiday smorgasbord	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	blinking Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	upside-down bejazzled eyepatch of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	fuchsia Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	cyan Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	blinking Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	twirling Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	huge Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	lard-coated deadly egg gun of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	asbestos-lined toasty Socratic army helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	blurry blue candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	yellow napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	delicious Thanksgiving ration	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	mediocre shaking Easter eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	dehydrated wobbly clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	skewed knitted manspreader's Tesla grievous nylon Christmas stockings	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	huge tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	nitrogenated nitrogenated shaking squat deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	gray McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	blue avaricious forbidden McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	baleful sinister smartaleck's McHugeLarge left pole	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: 35, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	wool McHugeLarge right pole of the dark arts of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	Jeselnik's dog trainer's McHugeLarge left ski	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	Newton's McHugeLarge right ski of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	altered bouncing eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	upside-down brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	jittery dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	cyan dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	blurry dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	huge retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	cyan 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	boiled psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	squat dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	huge dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	purple dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	pulsating SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	shaking OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	yellow STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	red parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	narrow twirling virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	red ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	wet green synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 57
11834	boiled enhanced jittery iDrops	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 32
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	lime green jittery toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	yellow huge foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	teal Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	jittery jittery plover's egg	0		
11847	blurry flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	blurry shaking heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	bouncing sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	upside-down stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	lime green huge narrow phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	skewed foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	spinning gray rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	blurry carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	pulsating glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	skewed shaking assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	tumbling Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	powdered tumbling teal scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	narrow wobbly table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	smooth practically non-alcoholic twirling pint of Leprechaun Stout	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	denatured phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	shaking bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	distilled bouncing leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	flavorless half-sized fancy Heck ramen	2	decent	Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	bland jittery burrito	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	normal small beer brat	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	super-sized rotten peach pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	normal super-sized incredible mini-pizza	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	perfectly mixed fancy Divine sidecar	3	EPIC	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	artisanal watered-down blurry tangarita sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	bad gimlet sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	weak drinkable vodka stratocaster sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	artisanal prussian cathouse sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	delicious Mon Tiki sidecar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	gray Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	wizardly April Shower Thoughts shield of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	blinking blue glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	wet maroon wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	hand-crafted wobbly Three Sheets to the Wind	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	adequate thick pile of wet dates	5	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	cyan educational wet shower cap	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	fireproof wet shower shoes	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	double-paned wet shower shorts	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	upside-down huge wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	upside-down wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	quantum liquefied wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	quantum wet paperback	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	lime green jittery Samson's wet shower radio	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	bouncing wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	dangerous birthday bloon	0		Weapon Damage: +10
11903	extra-vacuum-sealed wet energized blurry tumbling jawwetter	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 38
11904	blue Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	inspector's healthy wicked Peridot of Peril	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	bouncing careful terrycloth turban	0		Monster Level: -10
11907	rock-hard jockey's hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5
11908	twirling sharpshooter's hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
11909	extra-tight skullcap of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
11910	narrow sturdy pith helmet	0		Item Drop: +5
11911	Herculean bishop's mitre	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
11912	huge sharpshooter's tin foil hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
11913	teal rosewater-soaked construction hardhat	0		Stench Resistance: +3
11914	reassuring imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
11915	ghostly crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	huge twirling zippy stylish bycocket	0		Initiative: +20
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	blurry packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	squat exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	brawny Axis helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20
11925	tumbling crafty grievous Axis fatigues	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10
11926	Jeselnik's Axis suspenders of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	huge really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	jittery priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	blinking chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	twirling Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	spinning dangerous Newton's Allied Radio Backpack of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	narrow wobbly orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	immense flavorless huge Skeleton Wars rations	9	decent	
11938	artisanal skeleton war fuel can	4	EPIC	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	huge chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	family-friendly Samson's Allied Forces insignia of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11945	spinning Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	purple Axis codebook	0		
11948	double-adjusted narrow pulsating Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	careful bully badge	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	flame-wreathed time cop top hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	distilled tumbling mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	flavorless small skewed toast with mixed berry jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	moldy ghostly cup of sugar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	adequate snack-sized Susie's cupcake	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	spinning clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	blue Tesla the gun of Calamity Jane of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	weak bad shaking wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	jittery really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	shaking sand penny	0		
11962	blinking undersea surveying goggles of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	perfectly mixed Ocean-Touched Rum	4	EPIC	
11964	denatured purple water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 45
11965	thick flavorless kelp puck	5	decent	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	wobbly scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	fuchsia scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	ghostly fuchsia waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	magnetized octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 13
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	cyan unblemished pearl	0		
11977	teal grievous dentadent	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	twirling perfumed sharpshooter's Van der Graaf supercool thinker's blood cubic zirconia of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	vaporized yellow narrow blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	watered-down delicious pheromone cocktail	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	enchanted diet adequate bouncing spinal tapas	1	good	Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	avaricious toasty beefcake's shrunken head	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	spinning knucklebone	0		
12052	tolerable bouncing Smoking Pope	3	good	
12053	bland prize turkey	4	decent	
12054	diluted medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 20
12055	bite-sized adequate full-sized pumpkin pie	1	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	drinkable vodka cranberry sauce	3	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	galvanized yammed candy	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	decent treasure chestnut	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	bad ghostly mulled butter rum	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	magnetized quadruple-flattened activated cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	ribald plastic left skeleton arm	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	plastic left skeleton leg of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	shaking grievous plastic right skeleton arm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	hardy plastic right skeleton leg	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	Herculean plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	tumbling discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	wobbly executive angelbone kilt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	double-paned angelbone totem	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	Jim Carey's angelbone chopsticks	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	rock-hard angelbone mantle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	gray angelbone dice of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	tumbling horrifying smooth angelbone halo	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	pickled blue angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	alkaline biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 45
12076	skewed skewed sizzling devilbone helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	olive brawny devilbone greaves	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	up-at-dawn asbestos-lined devilbone shinguards	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	narrow rosewater-soaked devilbone corset	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	up-at-dawn clever devilbone flute	0		Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	lightning-fast devilbone rosary	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	twisted lime green narrow devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	liquefied colloidal tumbling Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 30
12116	mirror burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	squat burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	maroon burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	Fonzie's extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	shaking The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	watered-down artisanal Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	squat teal crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	drinkable practically non-alcoholic bottle of prize-winning rum	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	lard-coated frosty Santa-Slayer medal of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	twirling Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	chilled vacuum-sealed boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	nitrogenated boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	denatured pulsating boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	up-at-dawn banded smoldering vertebra of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	blurry volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	miser's sizzling Samson's hot boning knife	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	stanky rock-hard fistbone of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	wobbly rock-hard brawny burnt bone belt of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	grievous scorched skull trophy	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	moldy wing bone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	hand-crafted weak skeleton venom	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	pickled pulsating skewed baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	twirling brawny plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	bouncing plastic skeleton skull of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	squat forbidden plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	shaking Rosewater's scorched skeleton mask of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	tumbling slick cool scorched skeleton shirt	0		Moxie: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	Usain Bolt's scorched skeleton pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	maroon Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	lime green Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	blinking Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	lime green Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	knitted mansplainer's fireproof bonesaw	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	ruddy grievous vermiculite shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	executive ship's lantern	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	Oprah's occult heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	low-calorie special adequate traditional gingerloaf	1	good	Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	lousy watered-down Scotch and eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	dry counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	watered-down smooth green &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	moldy half-sized wedge of prize-winning cheese	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	double-enhanced bouncing gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 37
12179	spinning sinister dangerous glimmering crystal	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	huge boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	blurry Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	tumbling gray dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	narrow 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	tumbling fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	diffused jittery skewed wobbly Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	quadruple-alkaline dry mirror Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	dry Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	shaking arcane researcher's and dress of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	knitted lion tamer's and dress	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	boiled dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	squat gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	therapeutic dinosaur bone club	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	resourceful brainy dinosaur skull helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	wobbly fireproof Tesla savvy dinosaur bone corset	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	bad Pork Elf cough syrup	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	olive pulsating Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	twirling mirror Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	upside-down Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	moldy rat pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	wobbly Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	Lo Pan's grievous hoverboard of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	vibrating thinker's left shark fin of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	wholesome fitness tracking bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	mixed shaking candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	enchanted normal discarded hot dog	3	good	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	smooth high-proof most of a beer	7	awesome	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	maroon pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	twirling legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	miniature adequate can of tuna	2	good	
12227	decent alien salad	4	good	
12228	huge moldy ratbatatouille	6	crappy	
12229	flavorless onigiri	4	decent	
12230	small bland crudit&eacute;s	2	decent	
12231	huge spoiled sauced mutton	8	crappy	
12232	moldy hot honey ant	3	crappy	
12233	stale bite-sized tomb aspic	1	decent	
12234	bland later tots	3	decent	
12235	spoiled Frutti di Scatoletta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	bland thick Pesto alla Marziano	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	moldy huge Arrattabbattabiata	7	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	rotten half-sized Orzo di Riso	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	bland Pasta Grimavera	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	big yummy Linguini Ubriacapa	5	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	bland miniature special spinning mirror Formica e Pepe	2	decent	Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	adequate immense purple Tubetto Gelatto	9	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	flavorless tiny twirling Gnocci Domani	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	squat second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	gray mega helmet	0		
12252	coward's stiffened Space Soldier Helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -20
12253	moldy premium turkey leg	3	crappy	
12254	mediocre pulsating styrofoam cup of mead	4	decent	
12255	Temple Grandin's sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7
12256	pulsating staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
12257	maroon twirling slick lute	0		Moxie: +10
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	ghostly mirror flame-retardant Da Vinci's The Wizard's Android of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100
12261	huge flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	Usain Bolt's tactical jester's cap of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	mirror blurry single-use sword	0		
12265	ruddy flimsy plastic helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
12266	rock-hard flimsy plastic greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 5
12267	nasty flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Stench Damage: +5
12268	scorching flimsy plastic shield	0		Hot Damage: +25
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	twirling ribald Da Vinci's Portable Laughing Stock of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	scandalous horrifying thinker's Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
12272	gigantic yummy classic banana	10	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	spoiled squat watermelon	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	half-sized normal wobbly quince	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	big adequate classic banana pie	5	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	nitrogenated magnetized essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	modified wet maroon banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Aesop Daiquiri	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	tolerable special watered-down blurry Monkey Congress	2	good	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	thick spoiled watermelon pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	vacuum-sealed polarized shaking concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	irradiated Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	drinkable fortified lime green Melonegroni	5	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	lousy weak Melonade Spritz	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	spoiled blue quince pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	corrupted skewed quince quaff	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	concentrated Quickquince	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	drinkable fancy Quiskey Sour	4	good	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	delicious Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	hand-crafted Roth IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	boxer's smooth underdraft protection	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	small yummy soybean futures	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	diffused vacuum-sealed maroon housing bubble	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	irradiated oxidized Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 56
12298	skewed lightning-fast hardened financial instrument	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	wizardly hedge fund clippers of the empath	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	selling shorts of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	skewed bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	double-paned grievous 401k ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	magnetized boiled skewed maroon invisible hand	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	unsweetened pulsating circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	tarnished corrupted jittery blurry mint	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	skewed savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	twirling homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	compressed ghostly toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	powdered purple intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	twisted liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	maroon gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	teal cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	lousy Malattia Becco Malbec	4	decent	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	red Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"