-1	bad mirror Petite Porter	4	decent	
-2	bad practically non-alcoholic Scrawny Stout	1	decent	
-3	tolerable squat Infinitesimal IPA	3	good	
-4	weak lousy purple eggnogtini	2	decent	
-5	lousy candycaine	3	decent	
-6	lousy braincracker sweet	4	decent	
-16	watered-down smooth lime green ghostly fermented honey	2	awesome	
-17	mediocre triple-distilled moons-shine	6	decent	
-18	bad watered-down blinking gin	2	decent	
-19	enchanted lousy boozy ecto-nog	5	decent	
-20	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong hot toady	9	EPIC	
-21	tolerable hot choculate	3	good	
-49	practically non-alcoholic bad Cyder	1	decent	
-50	hand-crafted Oil Nog	3	EPIC	
-51	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	1	good	
-58	lousy watered-down huge Grimacider	2	decent	
-59	bad practically non-alcoholic Isotope Nog	1	decent	
-60	mediocre fuchsia Mutagin 'n' Tonic	4	decent	
-70	hand-crafted Gin and Herring	3	EPIC	
-71	tolerable Black and Tan and Red All Over	3	good	
-72	mediocre weak bouncing Antarctic Ice Tea	2	decent	
-76	artisanal CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	4	EPIC	
-77	drinkable CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	good	
-78	lousy CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	4	decent	
-82	weak lousy mirror Horseradish-infused Vodka	2	decent	
-83	spirit-forward acceptable mirror Jerkitini	5	good	
-84	triple-distilled drinkable Desert Island Iced Tea	8	good	
-88	drinkable shaking Crimbo Saketini	4	good	
-89	drinkable Crimboku Drop	3	good	
-90	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Flaming Crimbo Log	1	good	
-107	watered-down tolerable Fortified Eggnog Slurry	2	good	
-108	perfectly mixed Hot Buttered Rum	3	EPIC	
-109	tolerable weak skewed Spicy Hot Chocolate	2	good