1	cyan mirror seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	cyan helmet turtle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	wholesome ravioli hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	shaking saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	clever disco mask	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	distilled moxie weed	1		
15	dried strongness elixir	1		
16	powdered pulsating magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 10
17	spoiled noodles	4	crappy	
18	spinning tortoise's blessing	0		
19	Oprah's asparagus knife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	ghostly studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	bouncing chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	twirling spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	squat wool Bjorn's Hammer	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	Dolphin King's crown of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	Knob Goblin scimitar of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
36	green electrified Knob Goblin tongs	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
37	viking helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	smelly Knob Goblin pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	blinking casino pass	0		
41	lousy ice-cold Sir Schlitz	4	decent	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	gray blinking jittery worthless trinket	0		
44	jittery worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	massive spoiled enchanted hot buttered roll	7	crappy	Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 20
48	mirror blue heart of rock and roll	0		
49	decent bowl of cottage cheese	3	good	
50	pulsating Rock and Roll Legend	0		Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	nasty Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	olive banjo strings	0		
53	tumbling Oprah's stone banjo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
54	wool MacGyver's Disco Banjo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	tumbling yellow jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	5-Alarm Saucepan of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	olive slingshot	0		
60	spinning dance instructor's Mace of the Tortoise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	decent massive gray fortune cookie	6	good	
62	oriole-feather headdress of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	shaking action figure head	0		
65	teal Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	huge spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	smooth Pasta Spoon of Peril of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	jittery Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	stakes of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
72	weightlifter's barskin hat	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	skewed Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	wobbly stick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
78	tumbling friendly pretty bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +3
79	blurry bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	bad cyan ice-cold Willer	4	decent	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	gray unlocked meat locker	0		
86	yellow key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	tumbling helmet recipe	0		
91	bouncing pants kit	0		
92	tumbling meatsmithing guide	0		
93	chaotic basic meat sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
94	jittery hardy basic meat pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	Lo Pan's basic meat helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	fuchsia stanky dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
97	lion tamer's pimpin' meat hat of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	banded smartaleck's staff	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100
104	scarecrow	0		
105	bland small bowl of charms	2	decent	
106	ketchup	1	EPIC	
107	ghostly catsup	1	awesome	
108	stick	0		
109	olive crossbow string	0		
110	avaricious basic meat staff	0		Meat Drop: +30
111	squat basic meat crossbow of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
112	double-paned sharpshooter's meatloaf helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	therapeutic dripping meat sword	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
114	huge dripping meat staff of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
115	wizardly dripping meat crossbow	0		Mysticality: +25
116	teal dance instructor's stylish Bugfinder Blade	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
117	red Gnollish plunger	0		
118	blinking spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	squat sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	narrow huge full meat tank	0		
126	fuchsia meat engine	0		
127	mirror Usain Bolt's Gnollish autoplunger	0		Initiative: +80
128	meat pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	greasy third-hand nunchaku	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
130	green zippy eyepatch	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	jittery mirror frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	wobbly sweet rims	0		
136	yellow blinking tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	twirling jittery valuable trinket	0		
140	olive squat dingy planks	0		
141	green dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	twirling cottage	0		
144	jittery stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	jittery dinghy plans	0		
147	twirling sizzling eXtreme meat sword	0		Hot Damage: +10
148	eXtreme meat staff of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
149	arcane researcher's eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
150	bouncing thinker's Scalp of Gorgolok of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	twirling Temple Grandin's banded Elder Turtle Shell	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	upside-down supercharged vibrating Colander of Em-er'il	0		Maximum MP Percent: 40, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	stylish Ancient Saucehelm of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	squat wicked Disco 'Fro Pick of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	El Sombrero De Lopez of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	gray Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	mirror maroon wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	half-sized decent ghuol egg	2	good	
162	decent ghuol egg quiche	4	good	
163	foul-smelling skeleton bone	0		Stench Damage: +10
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	bland immense ghuol-ear kabob	7	decent	
168	miser's bone rattle	0		Meat Drop: +10
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	spinning lihc eye	0		
171	adequate gigantic lihc eye pie	8	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	moldy miniature huge uncooked chorizo	2	crappy	
176	fuchsia disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	small stale upside-down chorizo taco	2	decent	
180	perfectly mixed ghostly ice-cold fotie	3	EPIC	
181	bouncing olive baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	blurry fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	wobbly loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	blue arcane researcher's batskin belt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	Mr. Accessory of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only
195	quilted eXtreme nose ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40
196	jittery disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	ghostly rat appendix	0		
199	blurry skewed groovy ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10
200	jumbo spoiled fuchsia rat appendix kabob	5	crappy	
201	moldy bat wing kabob	3	crappy	
202	decent carob chunks	3	good	
203	herbs	0		
204	tasty carob chunk cookies	4	awesome	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	shaking hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	spinning Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	cyan decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	miser's filthy corduroys of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	thinker's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	adequate tumbling shaking carob brownies	3	good	
217	moldy spinning herb brownies	4	crappy	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	blinking gnoll teeth	0		
221	nippy gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10
222	bouncing phat turquoise bead	0		
223	groovy phat turquoise bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +10
224	aromatic eyepatch	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	adequate tiny olive tofu casserole	1	good	
226	diluted red blurry squat can of Red Minotaur	1	good	
227	mirror razor-sharp Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
228	sizzling Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Hot Damage: +10
229	Herculean Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
230	personal trainer's dead guy's watch	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	twirling Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	shaking Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	boxer's Bigger Bugfinder Blade of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	tolerable wobbly huge bottle of gin	3	good	
238	hand-crafted shaking bottle of vodka	4	EPIC	
239	jittery Lo Pan's Orcish baseball cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	Fonzie's Orcish cargo shorts of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	spinning purple stylish Orcish frat-paddle	0		Moxie: +25
242	diet flavorless	1	decent	
243	snack-sized rotten grapefruit	2	crappy	
244	bland grapes	4	decent	
245	stale olive	4	decent	
246	moldy tomato	3	crappy	
247	yellow fermenting powder	0		
248	delicious salty dog	3	awesome	
249	enchanted tolerable distilled bloody mary	5	good	Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 25
250	lousy squat screwdriver	3	decent	
251	watered-down perfectly mixed martini	2	EPIC	
252	bad bloody beer	3	decent	
253	strong perfectly mixed shot of schnapps	5	EPIC	
254	fortified perfectly mixed tumbling blurry shot of grapefruit schnapps	5	EPIC	
255	extra-dry acceptable ghostly pulsating fine wine	5	good	
256	hand-crafted blurry shot of tomato schnapps	3	EPIC	
257	mediocre weak maroon extra-spicy bloody mary	2	decent	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	big bland White Citadel fries	5	decent	
261	fancy spoiled White Citadel burger	3	crappy	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 50
262	stale super-sized huge piece of wedding cake	5	decent	
263	miniature flavorless chocolate chips	2	decent	
264	bland bite-sized shaking chocolate chip cookies	1	decent	
265	aromatic satin pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	aged fancy practically non-alcoholic lightning	1	awesome	Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 30
267	upside-down upside-down wholesome mullet wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	jittery rosewater-soaked meat cowboy hat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	purple sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
270	twirling blue picket fence	0		
271	diluted ghostly barbell	1		
272	powdered purple blinking concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 35
273	modified moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	red leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	dried olive extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 50
278	pickled pulsating jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	modified spinning suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	blurry Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	Van der Graaf gasmask	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	cyan Boris's key	0		
283	spinning Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	fuchsia Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	walrus-tusk earring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
286	wizardly ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
287	supercharged Boris's ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
288	potato sprout	0		
289	Jarlsberg's earring of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
290	thinker's Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Mysticality: +10
291	beefcake's can of maces of the brazier	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
292	mirror teal mansplainer's rubber axe	0		Monster Level: +15
293	therapeutic dangerous chef's hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	blinking smelly pail	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	manspreader's demonskin trousers	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	yellow extremely unsafe dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	extra-diffused ionized tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 12
298	super-warmed energized pressed blurry lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 60
299	extra-tarnished polymerized vacuum-sealed pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 35
300	colloidal extra-dry green jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 49
301	flat dough	0		
302	delicious small Knob sausage	2	awesome	
303	flavorless Knob mushroom	3	decent	
304	squat dry noodles	0		
305	supercharged Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	personal trainer's Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	deionized teal narrow Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 55
308	resourceful Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	padded Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	skewed twirling weightlifter's Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Muscle: +15
311	hill of beans	0		
312	twirling Knob Goblin visor of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	zippy Crown of the Goblin King	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	bland tiny special olive bean burrito	1	decent	Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 30
315	normal immense bean burrito	10	good	
316	flavorless blinking insanely bean burrito	4	decent	
317	flavorless immense bean burrito	8	decent	
318	flavorless bean burrito	3	decent	
319	adequate fuchsia insanely bean burrito	3	good	
320	decent wobbly bat haggis	3	good	
321	decent gigantic menudo	8	good	
322	tiny moldy goat cheese	1	crappy	
323	decent teal shaking plain pizza	3	good	
324	small spoiled sausage pizza	2	crappy	
325	rotten goat cheese pizza	3	crappy	
326	adequate mushroom pizza	4	good	
327	goat	0		
328	enchanted lousy bottle of whiskey	3	decent	Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 10
329	MacGyver's goat beard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	shaking glass of goat's milk	1	good	
331	spirit-forward tolerable Canadian	5	good	
332	spoiled gigantic lemon	9	crappy	
333	delicious lime	4	awesome	
334	twirling crafty sabre teeth	0		Maximum MP: +10
335	narrow sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	consolation ribbon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	modified polymerized Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 14
341	wet moist denatured tumbling Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 42
342	squat Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	concentrated yellow Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 32
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	blinking Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	bouncing scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	bouncing slick ninja mask	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	narrow nippy wicked icy-hot katana	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10
352	scorching ninja hot pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	red ninja stars	0		
354	skewed cyan greedy groovy nunchaku	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
355	lime green ghostly eXtreme scarf of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	snowboarder pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	narrow Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	miniature spoiled wobbly gr8ps	2	crappy	
359	massive stale t8r tots	7	decent	
360	miner's helmet of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	narrow Usain Bolt's miner's pants	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	blurry olive scandalous 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
363	ghostly linoleum ore	0		
364	upside-down asbestos ore	0		
365	blurry chrome ore	0		
366	bouncing linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	lime green linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	red asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	wobbly chrome stick	0		
374	red chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	blurry chrome meat stack	0		
378	maroon frosty weightlifter's linoleum sword	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10
379	boxer's linoleum staff of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25
380	Socratic linoleum crossbow of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
381	stylish asbestos sword of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +7
382	sage asbestos staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5
383	scorching ruddy asbestos crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25
384	blurry wobbly executive wicked chrome sword	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
385	sage thinker's chrome staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10
386	squat Jeselnik's veiny chrome crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	meaty helmet turtle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	sharpshooter's asbestos helmet turtle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	yellow smelly linoleum helmet turtle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	chrome helmet turtle of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	pulsating hippopotamus skin	0		
396	blurry penguin shorts of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	pulsating twirling chilly yakskin pants	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	deadly hippopotamus pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	yellow eXtreme mittens of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
400	blue handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	up-at-dawn swashbuckling pants	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	wholesome shoulder parrot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
404	blue acoustic guitarrr of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
405	ghostly sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	wobbly pirate skull	0		
408	fuchsia pirate skeleton	0		
409	twirling vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	sk8board of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
411	cyan Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	groovy Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +10
414	brawny crowbarrr	0		Muscle Percent: +20
415	arcane researcher's leotarrrd	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	hale safarrri hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	electrified energized gray henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 15
418	nitrogenated magnetized tumbling Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 54
419	oxidized tumbling serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 46
420	frozen polymerized tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 46
421	improved philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 20
422	improved corrupted potion of potency	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 56
423	improved green skewed cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 34
424	diffused ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 22
425	non-deionized lime green ghostly oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 63
426	alkaline energized narrow potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 49
427	frightening box	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Wiki Name: "box"
428	lime green nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	smooth clown shoes	0		Moxie: +15, Clowniness: 25
432	bouncing prompt bloody clown pants	0		Adventures: +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	narrow balloon helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	quilted dance instructor's balloon sword	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	ghostly chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	teal narrow bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	jittery bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	prompt box-in-the-box	0		Adventures: +3
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	blinking manspreader's box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Monster Level: +10
448	foolscap fool's cap of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	curative clown nose	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	upside-down blue mirror disease	0		
453	olive sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	moldy gigantic jumbo olive	9	crappy	
456	hand-crafted watered-down dry martini	2	EPIC	
457	quilted ye olde golde frontes	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	skewed pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	huge pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	blue pixel potion	0		
467	thick fancy flavorless olive pixel pie	5	decent	Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 15
468	blurry ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	extra-dry smooth Imp Ale	5	awesome	
471	stale hot wing	4	decent	
472	smartaleck's diamond-studded cane	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	lion tamer's crutch	0		Experience (familiar): +2
474	cast	0		
475	Jeselnik's scandalous mask	0		Sleaze Damage: 30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	wobbly ruddy hardened infernal insoles	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40
478	lime green evil arch	0		
479	green dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	squat eldritch butterknife	0		
482	weightlifter's Mr. Container	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	mirror bouncing Temple Grandin's Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	zippy hemp backpack	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Talisman o' Namsilat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
487	fuchsia MacGyver's arrrgyle socks	0		Maximum MP: +100
488	wobbly guitar pick	0		
489	upside-down drab sonata	0		
490	asbestos-lined mesh cap of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	blurry enormous belt buckle	0		
492	wobbly greedy Jack Frost's chaps	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	lion tamer's batblade	0		Experience (familiar): +2
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	moldy shaking wobbly papaya	4	crappy	
499	smartaleck's denim axe of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50
500	shaking Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	snack-sized flavorless tumbling Elfin shortbread	2	decent	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	stale miniature skewered cat appendix	2	decent	
504	evil arches	0		
505	blurry toasty Herculean gnatwing earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5
506	bland bite-sized shaking Hell broth	1	decent	
507	squat thunderrr guitarrr of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
508	sonata	0		
509	wobbly Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	twirling Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	bite-sized delicious huge Boris's key lime pie	1	awesome	
514	rotten blinking Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	crappy	
515	spoiled low-calorie Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1	crappy	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	Lo Pan's bejeweled accordion strap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	Newton's kickback cookbook	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	lousy papaya sling	4	decent	
525	grue egg	0		
526	twirling green Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	shaking fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	denatured unsweetened jittery spray paint	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 43
531	spinning Socratic special sauce glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	foul-smelling ladle of mystery	0		Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
533	tumbling Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	blinking abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	twirling dictionary	0		
537	squat pr0n legs	0		
538	bouncing dangerous f3d0r4	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	unsweetened quadruple-Vulcanized maroon Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 42
541	crafty brainy draggin' ball hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	lightning-fast smartaleck's 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	fancy decent fuchsia Trollhouse cookies	3	good	Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 5
544	twirling Lo Pan's talons of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25
545	spoiled snack-sized Spam Witch sammich	2	crappy	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	huge twirling 30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	half-sized adequate pr0n cocktail	2	good	
555	skewed dangerous drywall axe of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
556	bouncing fireproof Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Hot Resistance: +3
557	spirit-forward lousy whiskey and cola	5	decent	
558	normal immense skewed papaya taco	6	good	
559	twirling bouncing razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	big adequate stalk of asparagus	5	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	squat ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	bad practically non-alcoholic Mad Train wine	1	decent	
565	tumbling veiny hobo gloves	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
566	nippy bum cheek	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	thick decent blinking Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5	good	
569	thick moldy Lord of the Flies-sized fries	5	crappy	
570	half-sized moldy Chicken Sandwich	2	crappy	
571	fuchsia Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	adequate wobbly Children's Meal of the Damned	4	good	
573	bland low-calorie noodles	1	decent	
574	normal ghostly noodles	3	good	
575	stale upside-down painful penne pasta	3	decent	
576	moldy half-sized ravioli della hippy	2	crappy	
577	flavorless pr0n m4nic0tti	3	decent	
578	tiny rotten Hell ramen	1	crappy	
579	snack-sized rotten boring spaghetti	2	crappy	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	tumbling Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	decent jumbo fettucini Inconnu	5	good	
584	rotten lime green spaghetti with Skullheads	4	crappy	
585	miniature normal twirling gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2	good	
586	educational ridiculously huge sword of doom	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
587	quadruple-boiled triple-denatured non-vacuum-sealed skewed super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 16
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	snack-sized flavorless cocoa eggshell fragment	2	decent	
590	bland shaking cocoa eggshell fragment	3	decent	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	Annie Oakley's amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
595	upside-down scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	tumbling boxer's titanium assault umbrella	0		Muscle Percent: +10
597	bouncing horrifying Mohawk wig	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	blinking Fonzie's pants of the Slug Lord	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	twirling blinking banded Dr. Hobo's scalpel of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5
601	tumbling Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	squat Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	pulsating Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	pulsating original G	0		
613	spinning plot hole	0		
614	flattened probability potion	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 43
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	cold-filtered super-adjusted Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 51
618	non-polymerized pickled huge Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 64
619	Tesla needle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
620	denatured denatured twirling thin candle	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 66
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	spinning awful poetry journal	0		
623	wobbly WA	0		
624	shaking jittery NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	ghostly eye of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	narrow red blurry furry pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	smooth disturbing fanfic	0		Moxie: +15
633	tumbling executive wholesome wolf mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	double-paned paper umbrella	0		Cold Resistance: +5
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	brainy asshat of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	delicious wobbly abominable snowcone	3	awesome	
640	Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	adequate jittery toast	3	good	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	green skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	rotten huge fruitcake	6	crappy	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	dance instructor's Crimbo sword	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	pulsating nasty Crimbo hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	Crimbo pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	spinning green exclusive ultra-rare item of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
652	quantum egg	0		
653	shaking intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	jittery star	0		
655	line	0		
656	cyan star chart	0		
657	shaking maroon Newton's star sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
658	skewed beefy star crossbow	0		Muscle: +10
659	beefy star staff	0		Muscle: +10
660	lime green Van der Graaf star pants	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	dog trainer's star hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	cyan rock-hard star buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 5
663	skewed star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	Sherlock's stanky steaming evil of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
667	castle map	0		
668	spiked femur of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
669	decent bouncing ghuol guolash	3	good	
670	narrow ghostly rosewater-soaked lihc face	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	slick grave robbing shovel of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
672	delicious cranberries	4	awesome	
673	artisanal vodka and cranberry	4	EPIC	
674	fancy lousy whiskey	4	decent	Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 20
675	olive narrow clever skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Maximum MP: +20
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	squat blinking rock-hard badass belt	0		Damage Reduction: 5
678	narrow chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	lousy yellow roll in the hay	4	decent	
680	bad boozy slap and tickle	5	decent	
681	hand-crafted bouncing slip 'n' slide	3	EPIC	
682	mediocre a sump'm sump'm	4	decent	
683	special lousy green skewed horizontal tango	3	decent	Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 15
684	drinkable pink pony	3	good	
685	censurious reassuring grievous Mr. Shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3
686	skewed spinning knuckles of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
687	improved warmed blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 12
688	Jim Carey's pixel hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	foul-smelling pixel pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	chilly pixel sword	0		Cold Damage: +5
691	teal digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	bouncing bouncing greedy harem girl t-shirt	0		Meat Drop: +20
694	Oprah's Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
696	frilly shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
697	veiny soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Maximum HP: +10
698	skewed loathing eagle baby-doll shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
699	Newton's pirate shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
700	tumbling gray ghostly flame-retardant filthy hippy poncho	0		Hot Resistance: +1
701	twirling huge floral print shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
702	zippy coconut bikini top	0		Initiative: +20
703	therapeutic goth kid t-shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
704	mirror hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	bouncing porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	groovy hamethyst earring of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25
712	double-paned wool arcane researcher's hamethyst necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: 6, Single Equip
713	blue beefcake's hamethyst bracelet of the brute	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
714	avaricious forbidden savvy hamethyst ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
715	stanky forbidden baconstone earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
716	auspicious chaotic baconstone pendant	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10
717	reassuring Temple Grandin's baconstone bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
718	studded groovy beefcake's baconstone ring	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
719	Samson's porquoise eyebrow ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Candy Drop: +100
720	MacGyver's porquoise necklace of courage	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
721	huge reassuring studded porquoise bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +1
722	ribald brawny porquoise ring of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
723	flavorless big Knoll mushroom	5	decent	
724	adequate mushroom	3	good	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	Sinatra's huge mirror shard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
727	narrow hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	blinking fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	fuchsia hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	zippy executive knitted makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Adventure Underwater
735	lime green easter egg balloon of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	twirling stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	Jack Frost's tambourine	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
741	wobbly broken skull	0		
742	thick normal Knoll shroomkabob	5	good	
743	bland gigantic enchanted mushroom	6	decent	Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 5
744	double-anodized anodized hair spray	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 53
746	gray stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	twirling gourd potion	0		
749	decent warm mushroom	3	good	
750	adequate bouncing mushroom quesadilla	4	good	
751	stale half-sized cool mushroom	2	decent	
752	decent cool mushroom casserole	4	good	
753	bland massive huge pointy mushroom	8	decent	
754	small adequate cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	good	
755	low-calorie rotten skewed mushroom	1	crappy	
756	spoiled mushroom	3	crappy	
757	bland tiny mushroom	1	decent	
758	moldy ghost cucumber	4	crappy	
759	red dill	0		
760	ghostly vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	enchanted tolerable squat especially salty dog	3	good	Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 5
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	small bland ghostly spectral pickle	2	decent	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	polymerized magnetized pressed cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 22
768	aromatic spork	0		Stench Resistance: +1
769	voodoo doll of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
770	flame-wreathed rosy-cheeked basic meat fez	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	skewed boxer's foon	0		Muscle Percent: +10
773	squat Van der Graaf Samson's basic meat spork	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
774	twirling clever basic meat foon of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	kneecapping stick of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
777	iron pasta spoon of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
778	auspicious support cummerbund	0		Item Drop: +10
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	twirling upside-down scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	double-cold-filtered pickled mafia aria	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	squat 'Villa' document	0		
784	lousy watered-down red Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	yellow raffle ticket	0		
786	moldy snack-sized strawberry	2	crappy	
787	artisanal fancy shaking bottle of rum	3	EPIC	Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
788	lousy strawberry daiquiri	3	decent	
789	mediocre rum and cola	3	decent	
790	spirit-forward smooth pulsating grog	5	awesome	
791	Mafia bow tie of the pedagogue of extreme caution	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	wobbly fireproof Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only
793	tarnished unsweetened oil of stability	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 56
794	activated dry huge upside-down oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 60
795	bad blurry Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	yellow lion tamer's sharpshooter's ruddy cement shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	artisanal weak yellow rockin' wagon	2	EPIC	
798	acceptable distilled bouncing ocean motion	5	good	
799	weak acceptable fuzzbump	2	good	
800	bland poutine	3	decent	
801	moldy miniature twirling Knob stir-fry	2	crappy	
804	diet bland Knoll stir-fry	1	decent	
805	normal big blurry stir-fry	5	good	
806	low-calorie adequate asparagus stir-fry	1	good	
807	stale tiny olive stir-fry	1	decent	
808	flavorless Knob sausage stir-fry	4	decent	
809	miniature decent bat wing stir-fry	2	good	
810	spoiled blinking green rat appendix stir-fry	4	crappy	
811	adequate tofu stir-fry	3	good	
812	delicious pr0n stir-fry	4	awesome	
813	small moldy jittery Knob shells	2	crappy	
814	thick flavorless bätzle	5	decent	
815	immense moldy ratini	10	crappy	
816	bland gigantic Knob stroganoff	6	decent	
817	delicious big upside-down menudo ravioli	5	awesome	
818	plus sign	0		
819	mirror milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	jittery cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	blinking blue baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	spoiled royal jelly	4	crappy	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	ghostly smooth vorpal blade	0		Moxie: +15
834	ribald careful cornuthaum	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	tumbling rosewater-soaked ring of aggravate monster	0		Stench Resistance: +3
836	half-sized rotten mind flayer corpse	2	crappy	
837	lousy Uovo Marcio Shiraz	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	Mafia stogie of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	perfectly mixed spirit-forward Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	flame-retardant groovy Mafia violin case	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	practically non-alcoholic bad tomato daiquiri	1	decent	
842	mediocre beertini	3	decent	
843	boozy drinkable salty slug	5	good	
844	mediocre papaya slung	3	decent	
845	upside-down nasty MAHI fez	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	spinning Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	skewed prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	jittery shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	huge balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	lime green ghostly shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	lime green knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	jittery green stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	teal shaving cream	0		
867	anodized pine tar	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 56
869	shaking blinking forest tears	0		
870	fetus-smashing club of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	bouncing tumbling unrolling pin	0		
875	lard-coated occult Rosewater's crazy bastard sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
876	family-friendly incredibly dense meat gem of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100
877	maroon stanky Talisman of Baio	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
878	jittery supercharged hypnodisk	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
879	quadruple-altered quadruple-vacuum-sealed polymerized ghostly bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 27
880	fuchsia lion tamer's disbelief suspenders	0		Experience (familiar): +2
881	Sinatra's supportive bra	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	special maple syrup	1	good	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 5
884	mirror prompt los chinos	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	ghostly axe of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	balaclava of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	fancy adequate balaclava baklava	3	good	Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 20
891	energetic Warehouse 23 bling	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
892	deadly bugbear-smiting sword of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15
893	smooth lumbering jack	4	awesome	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	Ms. Accessory of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only
896	hale Mr. Accessory Jr. of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only
897	skewed coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	pulsating custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	narrow smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	twirling espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	jittery 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	lousy practically non-alcoholic Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	1	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	avaricious friendly school Mafia knickerbockers of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	irradiated galvanized red ghostly Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 17
906	altered vacuum-sealed quantum Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 61
907	warmed vacuum-sealed Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 60
908	warmed mirror Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 20
909	activated improved denatured Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 44
910	yummy dwarf bread	3	awesome	
911	polymerized Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 52
912	energized pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 17
913	liquefied unsweetened shaking kobold	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 44
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	fireproof forbidden intergalactic pom poms	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	upside-down groovy Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	Radio Free Pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	huge wool Radio Free Foil	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	spoiled enchanted super-sized radio button candy	5	crappy	Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 35
922	stiffened severed rocking horse head	0		Damage Reduction: 1
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	lime green crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	quantum diffused maroon Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 11
927	delicious gray Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	yellow up-at-dawn fuzzy bracelets	0		Adventures: +5
929	mansplainer's arse-shooting crossbow	0		Monster Level: +15
931	aged weak spiced rum	2	awesome	
932	perfectly mixed eggnog	4	EPIC	
933	rotten jittery pulsating candy cane	4	crappy	
934	rotten immense narrow gingerbread bugbear	10	crappy	
935	cyan deadly imitation nice watch	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	bouncing wicked plastic sword	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	huge skewed bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	Da Vinci's bowler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	jittery fireproof brawny bow staff	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	stiffened bowlegged pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	maroon skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	acceptable martini	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	drinkable grogtini	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	hand-crafted huge cherry bomb	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	maroon upside-down extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	wobbly personal trainer's hockey mask of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	reassuring fez of etymology	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	thick spoiled carob chunk noodles	5	crappy	
957	flavorless chorizo brownies	4	decent	
958	moldy thick chocolate and tomato pizza	5	crappy	
959	flange	0		
960	lime green clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	shaking blurry velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	spinning curative thinker's plastic seal clubber	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
964	Jeselnik's forbidden plastic turtle tamer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
965	shaking family-friendly experienced plastic pastamancer	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1
966	shellacked plastic sauceror of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +7
967	lime green stanky plastic disco bandit of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
968	pulsating Temple Grandin's plastic accordion thief of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
969	Oprah's plastic mosquito	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
970	plastic leprechaun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
971	cyan lightning-fast plastic levitating potato	0		Initiative: +40
972	thinker's plastic angry goat	0		Mysticality: +10
973	clever plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Maximum MP: +20
974	jittery Herculean plastic fuzzy dice	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
975	resourceful plastic pirate skeleton	0		Maximum MP: +50
976	jittery careful plastic barrrnacle	0		Monster Level: -10
977	plastic howling balloon monkey of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
978	shellacked plastic stab bat	0		Damage Reduction: 7
979	pulsating plastic grue of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
980	green energetic plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
981	mirror strapping plastic ghuol whelp	0		Muscle: +5
982	perfumed plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Stench Resistance: +5
983	squat huge sinister plastic cocoabo	0		Spell Damage: +10
984	plastic star starfish	0		Item Drop: +5
985	Newton's plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
986	chaotic plastic killer bee	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
987	plastic Cheshire bat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
988	plastic coffee pixie of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
989	narrow red rosy-cheeked plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
990	bouncing fortified plastic hermit	0		Damage Absorption: +60
991	stanky smelly beefcake's plastic Boris	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: 35
992	foul-smelling Tesla Rosewater's plastic Jarlsberg	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
993	reassuring veiny razor-sharp plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
994	twirling resourceful plastic Susie	0		Maximum MP: +50
995	spoiled gigantic Lucky Surprise Egg	8	crappy	
998	mirror maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	bouncing Meat maid	0		
1002	wobbly Xlyinia's notebook of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1003	soda water	0		
1004	acceptable bottle of tequila	4	good	
1005	practically non-alcoholic lousy boxed wine	1	decent	
1006	adequate shaking cherry	4	good	
1007	blurry mirror up-at-dawn coconut shell	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	squat electrified ice cubes	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1009	fancy spirit-forward bad vodka martini	5	decent	Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 5
1010	artisanal whiskey and soda	3	EPIC	
1011	watered-down bad blinking monkey wrench	2	decent	
1012	high-proof hand-crafted tequila sunrise	10	EPIC	
1013	lousy margarita	3	decent	
1014	lousy watered-down bouncing strawberry wine	2	decent	
1015	smooth shaking wine spritzer	3	awesome	
1016	practically non-alcoholic drinkable perpendicular hula	1	good	
1017	acceptable green ducha de oro	3	good	
1018	perfectly mixed bouncing calle de miel	4	EPIC	
1019	lousy dry vodka martini	4	decent	
1020	irresponsibly strong mediocre old-fashioned	6	decent	
1021	mediocre blue tequila with training wheels	3	decent	
1022	spirit-forward acceptable mirror sangria	5	good	
1023	tolerable practically non-alcoholic spinning vesper	1	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic bodyslam	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	tolerable ghostly sangria del diablo	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	wobbly Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	yellow whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	ribald hippo whip	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1030	wobbly fireproof penguin whip	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1031	spinning blue yak whip of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1032	healthy gnauga hide whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	upside-down inspector's hippo skin buckler	0		Item Drop: +15
1035	coward's penguin skin buckler	0		Monster Level: -20
1036	Van der Graaf yakskin buckler	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1037	green brainy gnauga hide buckler	0		Mysticality: +5
1038	denatured alkaline warmed Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 48
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	lousy beer	3	decent	
1042	experienced string of beads	0		Experience: +2
1043	string of beads of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1044	spinning string of beads of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1045	careful plastic bottle opener	0		Monster Level: -10
1046	banded traffic cone of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	watered-down tolerable huge N. O. Beer	2	good	
1048	pickled bouncing oyster egg	1		
1049	vaporized gray spinning upside-down oyster egg	1		
1050	modified spinning oyster egg	1		
1051	skewed plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	mixed narrow huge teal oyster egg	1		
1053	distilled olive wobbly oyster egg	1		
1054	compressed spinning lime green oyster egg	1		
1055	jittery pulsating plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	distilled squat puce oyster egg	1		
1057	distilled skewed mirror puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 25
1058	dehydrated spinning puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 10
1059	olive narrow puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	altered upside-down cyan mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 15
1061	altered jittery narrow mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	altered tumbling mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	wobbly mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	altered oyster egg	1		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 10
1065	mixed narrow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 5
1066	denatured oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	altered purple shaking twirling oyster egg	1		
1069	vaporized tumbling twirling oyster egg	1		
1070	dehydrated narrow yellow oyster egg	1		
1071	skewed plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	altered ghostly upside-down off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	altered off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 5
1074	dehydrated off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	maroon off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	altered pulsating oyster egg	1		
1077	boiled jittery oyster egg	1		
1078	dehydrated oyster egg	1		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 50
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	mirror oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	blue gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	gray upside-down personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	ghostly clockwork sheet	0		
1093	skewed clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	tumbling clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	clockwork hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	clockwork trench coat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1099	smelly clockwork pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	upside-down auspicious gnauga hide chaps	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	wobbly false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	twirling clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	green spinning twirling clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	fuchsia bouncing clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	huge clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	blurry tisket	0		
1115	blinking tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	lion tamer's Annie Oakley's Stupid University Diploma of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +60
1118	maroon pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	upside-down pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	bouncing pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	spinning rock-hard halfberd	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1124	small glove	0		
1125	aromatic Fonzie's glove of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +1
1126	foul-smelling toothpick	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
1127	red Socratic ninja sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	Jack Frost's sequined fez	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	electrified star shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1134	upside-down cosmetics bag	0		
1135	wet skewed eyeliner	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 15
1136	moist flattened enhanced twirling lipstick	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 57
1137	red clever bicycle chain of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1138	mirror mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	lousy wobbly mushroom wine	3	decent	
1140	artisanal fancy icy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 45
1141	perfectly mixed ghostly upside-down mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1142	acceptable cyan pointy mushroom wine	3	good	
1143	mediocre watered-down teal flat mushroom wine	2	decent	
1144	drinkable spirit-forward cool mushroom wine	5	good	
1145	boozy artisanal knob mushroom wine	5	EPIC	
1146	practically non-alcoholic special tolerable knoll mushroom wine	1	good	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 25
1147	mediocre practically non-alcoholic mushroom wine	1	decent	
1148	hand-crafted blinking tumbling shot of flower schnapps	4	EPIC	
1149	toothsome thick flower petal pie	5	awesome	
1150	bad watered-down skewed huge bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2	decent	
1151	stylish discarded plastic fork of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	normal small mirror ghostly Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2	good	
1154	twisted Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 5
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	cyan wholeberd of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1158	concentrated blurry purple Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 14
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	electrified irate sombrero	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	non-denatured handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 30
1163	unsweetened ionized wobbly marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 24
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	mirror maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	mirror plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	blurry exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	mirror chocolate box	0		
1171	shaking coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	upside-down chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	fuchsia magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	green daisy	0		
1180	maroon bouncing potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	gray skewed deadly nightshade	0		
1188	bouncing lotus	0		
1189	green can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	purple apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	blinking Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	adequate bite-sized red mugcake	1	good	
1201	jumbo flavorless urinal cake	5	decent	
1202	rotten gigantic Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	9	crappy	
1203	special miniature flavorless twirling bouncing upside-down personalized birthday cake	2	decent	Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 30
1204	bland three-tiered wedding cake	3	decent	
1205	fancy flavorless upside-down babycakes	3	decent	Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 40
1206	stale jumbo velvet cake	5	decent	
1207	spoiled congratulatory cake	3	crappy	
1208	small moldy angel-food cake	2	crappy	
1209	super-sized normal skewed wobbly devil's-food cake	5	good	
1210	adequate birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	good	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	squat anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	gray Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	jittery skewed rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Mr. Balloon of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1221	twirling upside-down green balloon	0		
1222	supercool Mr. Eh?	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only
1224	Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's strapping steel shillelagh	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +25
1225	narrow spinning wizardly steel skullcap of the dark arts of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	blurry razor-sharp Da Vinci's steel solitaire of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
1227	Annie Oakley's clever steel scarf of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
1228	wicked educational steel slacks of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	rock-hard educational steel suspenders of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
1230	dog trainer's rock-hard pikestaff of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +7
1231	executive dog trainer's pith helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	upside-down fireproof vibrating pocketwatch of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1233	Usain Bolt's greedy pinky ring of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
1234	frosty rosy-cheeked pants of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	perfumed pendant of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	bouncing knitted hockey stick of furious angry rage of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	skewed iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	hardy Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Maximum HP: +50
1245	shaking crafty Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
1246	frosty Jim Carey's sharpshooter's rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1247	wobbly vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	lightning-fast stanky Bonerdagon necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
1249	pulsating blue Boss Bat britches of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	squat Temple Grandin's sage Boss Bat bling	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
1251	thick adequate Knob shroomkabob	5	good	
1252	half-sized stale shroomkabob	2	decent	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	toothsome pulsating jumping bean burrito	3	awesome	
1255	spoiled shaking jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1256	diet adequate insanely jumping bean burrito	1	good	
1257	bland huge ghostly rat scrapple	7	decent	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	huge twirling Rosewater's beefcake's traffic cone	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	blue wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	denatured blinking shaking Hatorade	1		
1262	shaking auspicious smelly manspreader's off-hand balloon	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
1263	upside-down pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	gray jittery nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	jittery box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	adequate gloomy mushroom	4	good	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	yellow pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	Usain Bolt's magic lamp	0		Initiative: +80
1274	mixed Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	ghostly friendly basic meat skirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	lousy watered-down Otorian Battle Scar	2	decent	
1277	fireproof basic meat kilt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	Da Vinci's meat skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	perfumed meat kilt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	penguinskin mini-skirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	blinking penguinskin mini-kilt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	greasy yakskin skirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	olive wizardly yakskin kilt	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	frightening hippopotamus skirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	avaricious hippopotamus kilt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	inspector's furry skirt	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	Rosewater's furry kilt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	squat huge groovy gnauga hide skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	flame-retardant gnauga hide kilt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	moist adjusted gray spinning wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 14
1291	tumbling scandalous Jekyllin hide belt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	blurry skewed gray wool ring of adornment	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1294	Annie Oakley's ring of increase damage of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
1295	greasy ring of gain strength	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1296	twirling Jeselnik's ring of resistance	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1297	knitted ring of fire resistance	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1298	Da Vinci's ring of conflict	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
1299	wobbly jittery forbidden pirate hook	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1300	spinning monster bait of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
1301	tarnished ionized tumbling deodorant	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 55
1302	extra-ionized pickled reodorant	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 27
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	shaking doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	mirror auspicious vibrating traffic cone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	tumbling attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	fireproof Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1313	wool Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1314	shaking frosty Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	rose-colored glasses of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1316	tumbling facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	ghostly blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	yellow plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	tiny toothsome questionable taco	1	awesome	
1321	blinking Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	stylish time helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	foul-smelling time trousers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	squat therapeutic time sword	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	red chilly Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	tumbling Cloaca-Cola shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1328	mirror asbestos-lined Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	beefy Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Muscle: +10
1330	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	inspector's Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	huge Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	yellow mirror blurry Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	jittery Herculean Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
1342	pulsating picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	blurry zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	improved wobbly wobbly Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 21
1345	alkaline Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	corrupted enhanced spinning Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 20
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	blurry pulsating miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	educational pinky ring	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
1352	bad redrum	3	decent	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	miniature spoiled bowl of oriole's nest soup	2	crappy	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	hand-crafted Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	EPIC	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	maroon hardy disembodied smile	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	spoiled jittery tofurkey leg	3	crappy	
1366	stale tofurkey gravy	3	decent	
1367	adequate herbal stuffing	4	good	
1368	moldy can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4	crappy	
1369	small flavorless yams	2	decent	
1370	inspector's rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Item Drop: +15
1371	gingham blouse of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1372	avaricious souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Meat Drop: +30
1373	red sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	rosewater-soaked plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	flame-retardant plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	experienced plastic Crimbo elf	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	cyan flame-wreathed plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	jittery resourceful plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	spinning blurry aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	chilled chocolate	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	tumbling stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	pulsating toy wheel	0		
1389	blue yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	yellow kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	squat doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	ribald razor-sharp duck-on-a-string	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	bouncing lime green toy train of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	Oprah's marionette	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	sock monkey of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	wobbly rag doll of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	blurry smartaleck's can of fake snow	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	colored-light "necklace" of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	snack-sized decent wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	adequate jumbo huge narrow bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	rotten tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	sizzling Unionize The Elves sign	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	polarized pickled tumbling ghostly snowcone	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	energized triple-Vulcanized snowcone	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	frozen vacuum-sealed green snowcone	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	polarized non-frozen snowcone	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	quadruple-diffused unsweetened shaking snowcone	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	electrified snowcone	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	mirror Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	shaking sizzling careful traffic cone	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	skewed Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	squat wobbly flame-wreathed ice sickle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	mirror censurious ice baby	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	Oprah's ice pick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	Newton's ice skates of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	flavorless grue egg omelette	4	decent	
1429	yellow roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	mirror pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	rotten mushroom	4	crappy	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	bouncing narrow ghostly useless powder	0		
1438	pressed fuchsia blinking twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 37
1439	concentrated hot powder	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 32
1440	diffused tarnished mirror powder	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 11
1441	tarnished oxidized powder	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 14
1442	dry squat stench powder	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 65
1443	cold-filtered bouncing pulsating spinning sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 59
1444	non-anodized maroon twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59
1445	aerosolized polarized hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 60
1446	anodized nuggets	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 54
1447	flattened spinning nuggets	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 25
1448	flattened frozen upside-down stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 18
1449	extra-polymerized diffused red sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 43
1450	mixed narrow blurry twinkly wad	1		
1451	twisted huge blurry hot wad	1		
1452	pickled bouncing wad	1		
1453	powdered wad	1		
1454	vaporized squat lime green huge stench wad	1		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 25
1455	powdered twirling sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 5
1456	squat double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	moldy Valentine's Day cake	3	crappy	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	mirror squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	maroon mirror salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	skewed 25-meat staff	0		
1468	fuchsia two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	huge skewed lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	narrow tumbling ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	bouncing goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	blue bouncing salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	green shaking blurry football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	cyan troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	blinking alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	toasty groovy rabbit's foot	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	cyan March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	huge ribald Samson's chopsticks	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
1491	forbidden rice bowl	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1492	Annie Oakley's ninja mop	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1493	tumbling teal executive scorching ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
1494	super-alkaline pickled squat sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	toasty traffic cone of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	artisanal gloomy mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1497	artisanal mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1498	shaking McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	tumbling fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	pickled boiled enhanced squat gray blinking explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	huge shaking clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	vacuum-sealed frozen snowcone	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	extra-dry fancy lousy calle de miel with a fly in it	5	decent	Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	perfectly mixed pulsating maroon rockin' wagon with a fly in it	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	acceptable fancy perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	good	Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	lousy irresponsibly strong upside-down slap and tickle with a fly in it	7	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	cyan bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	pulsating fake hand of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	boiled teal Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	twisted squat Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 5
1514	dried narrow Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	diluted jittery blinking Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 30
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	narrow vampire heart	0		
1519	cyan Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	twirling twirling perfumed wool Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5
1521	blinking Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	blurry green shaking perfumed Socratic Radio Free Jersey	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +5
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	tumbling wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	blue pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's corkscrew	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	purple fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	prompt grass skirt	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	cyan lard-coated grass hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	Sinatra's grass blade	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	blue jittery raffle prize box	0		
1536	squat homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	wobbly weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	gray forbidden sparkly engagement ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	red padded Grimacite goggles of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	thinker's Grimacite glaive of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	coward's beefcake's Grimacite greaves	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	manspreader's curative Grimacite garter	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	skewed mansplainer's Grimacite galoshes of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	bouncing forbidden strapping Grimacite gorget	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	upside-down Grimacite guayabera of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	olive frightening nasty Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
1548	knitted crafty Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
1549	wobbly purple MSG	0		
1550	twirling lightning-fast second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
1551	perfectly mixed cyan bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	EPIC	
1552	perfectly mixed bottle of Definit	4	EPIC	
1553	bad bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	decent	
1554	artisanal bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4	EPIC	
1555	bad bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	decent	
1556	hand-crafted jittery boxed champagne	4	EPIC	
1557	tasty special kumquat	4	awesome	Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 40
1558	adequate huge tangerine	4	good	
1559	tumbling blinking tonic water	0		
1560	delicious cocktail onion	4	awesome	
1561	snack-sized special bland raspberry	2	decent	Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 20
1562	huge delicious narrow kiwi	10	awesome	
1563	artisanal whiskey bittersweet	3	EPIC	
1564	hand-crafted mimosette	3	EPIC	
1565	high-proof hand-crafted jittery tequila sunset	7	EPIC	
1566	hand-crafted zmobie	3	EPIC	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	hand-crafted olive gin and tonic	3	EPIC	
1568	delicious vodka and tonic	4	awesome	
1569	watered-down drinkable vodka gibson	2	good	
1570	drinkable fortified gibson	5	good	
1571	tolerable watered-down parisian cathouse	2	good	
1572	mediocre rabbit punch	4	decent	
1573	distilled perfectly mixed enchanted gray caipifruta	5	EPIC	Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 25
1574	lousy teqiwila	3	decent	
1575	perfectly mixed enchanted practically non-alcoholic Divine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 20
1576	watered-down perfectly mixed Gordon Bennett	2	super ultra EPIC	
1577	perfectly mixed squat tangarita	3	EPIC	
1578	spirit-forward aged cyan narrow mandarina colada	5	awesome	
1579	artisanal gimlet	4	EPIC	
1580	acceptable ghostly brick road	4	good	
1581	smooth vodka stratocaster	4	awesome	
1582	mediocre twirling Neuromancer	3	decent	
1583	perfectly mixed prussian cathouse	3	EPIC	
1584	tolerable practically non-alcoholic jittery Mae West	1	good	
1585	extra-dry special perfectly mixed Mon Tiki	5	EPIC	Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 50
1586	tolerable strong teqiwila slammer	5	good	
1587	thick spoiled Knob lo mein	5	crappy	
1588	spoiled upside-down asparagus lo mein	3	crappy	
1589	adequate narrow Knoll lo mein	4	good	
1590	rotten spinning upside-down maroon lo mein	4	crappy	
1591	flavorless olive lo mein	4	decent	
1592	stale hot hi mein	3	decent	
1593	small yummy hi mein	2	awesome	
1594	jumbo adequate mirror hi mein	5	good	
1595	toothsome hi mein	4	awesome	
1596	moldy fancy wobbly sleazy hi mein	3	crappy	Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 50
1597	spinning nippy Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	lime green Senior LAAAAME merit badge of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	acceptable maroon tangarita with a fly in it	4	good	
1601	acceptable practically non-alcoholic mandarina colada with a fly in it	1	good	
1602	bad watered-down prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	decent	
1603	mediocre Mae West with a fly in it	3	decent	
1604	dried olive astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	modified lime green ultimate wad	1		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 40
1607	ionized quantum libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 11
1608	irradiated upside-down eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 57
1609	deionized wobbly maroon perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 33
1610	deionized tarnished eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 53
1611	quantum potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 64
1612	non-tarnished tarnished concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 34
1613	nasty coffin lid	0		Stench Damage: +5
1614	wool satin shield	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1615	Cerebral Cloche	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	cool Cerebral Culottes	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	green sharpshooter's shellacked padded Cerebral Crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	shaking pulsating astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	corrupted dry astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	unsweetened blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	chilled Vulcanized gray green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	deionized pulsating green orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	enhanced anodized jittery purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	super-improved pulsating pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	avaricious raspberry beret	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	bouncing Herculean pixel shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	cyan blurry Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	blinking Spanish fly	0		
1634	tolerable mirror around the world	3	good	
1635	huge scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	wet spinning lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 28
1638	unsweetened upside-down lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 48
1639	ionized wet altered narrow lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 39
1640	dry anodized chilled tumbling lotion of stench	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 31
1641	dry flattened pressed lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 20
1642	artisanal weak Grimacite Bock	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	miniature moldy wedge of gray cheese	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	wobbly and sauce	0		
1646	huge and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	immense flavorless foie gras	6	decent	
1652	galvanized candy brain	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	olive vibrating arcane researcher's jewel-eyed wizard hat of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	auspicious double-paned wad of Crovacite	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10
1655	wobbly sage collar of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	lime green Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	asbestos-lined Radio KoL Keychain	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1662	auspicious Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Item Drop: +10
1663	lightning-fast Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Initiative: +40
1664	smooth Radio KoL Maracas	0		Moxie: +15
1665	Oprah's Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1666	tumbling wicked Radio KoL Patch	0		Spell Damage: +5
1667	upside-down Cat-Herding Prod of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1668	executive star boomerang	0		Meat Drop: +40
1669	wizardly star stiletto	0		Mysticality: +25
1670	ghostly bouncing red fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	squat squat swindleblossom	0		
1673	nasty grave robbing shovel of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +7
1674	Rosewater's superhero mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	blinking styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	narrow supercharged sword of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25
1680	wobbly shellacked staff of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1681	spinning flame-retardant beefcake's bubblewrap sword	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
1682	blue supercool bubblewrap staff of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100
1683	steel-toed bubblewrap crossbow of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +100
1684	flame-retardant lion tamer's styrofoam sword	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +1
1685	Rosewater's styrofoam staff of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20
1686	nasty coward's styrofoam crossbow	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	deadly crossbow of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
1689	purple deadly ribbon	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	squat frightening foul-smelling discarded bottlecap	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	lime green Da Vinci's discarded torn-up glove of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	magnetized polarized salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 58
1693	dry blinking narrow eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 38
1694	double-alkaline triple-activated Frogade	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 20
1695	adjusted enhanced bouncing papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 12
1696	immense stale ghostly squat royal jelly taco	8	decent	
1697	normal tofu taco	4	good	
1698	yummy jumping bean taco	3	awesome	
1699	bland catgut taco	4	decent	
1700	fancy normal goat cheese taco	4	good	Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 45
1701	normal pr0n taco	4	good	
1702	super-unsweetened alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 54
1703	ghostly Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	upside-down tumbling red shingle	0		
1705	blurry flaregun	0		
1706	narrow miser's rosewater-soaked sword of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
1707	shaking flypaper staff of the bloodbag of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
1708	blurry lard-coated grease gun of the overflowing toilet of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75
1709	reassuring horrifying scorching sword of static	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
1710	Jack Frost's hardened wiffle-flail of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
1711	rosewater-soaked crafty bubble bauble bow of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
1712	mirror blurry hardy steel-toed cool Frost™ brand sword	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50
1713	baleful squeaky staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1714	knitted resourceful medical-grade can cannon	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1715	starchy sword of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1716	blurry starchy staff of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1717	gray mirror savvy starchy crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1718	ghostly hale pestoblade of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 120
1719	lion tamer's sage poutine pole	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
1720	greedy Temple Grandin's curdflinger	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +20
1721	muculent machete of the sewer of terror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1722	blinking gravedigger's glistening staff of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
1723	wholesome repeating crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1725	spinning bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	curative dense meat sword	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1729	Tesla dense meat staff	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1730	personal trainer's dense meat crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1731	frightening Sinatra's Spirit Precipice of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
1732	jittery prompt crafty arcane researcher's smoldering staff	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +3
1733	hardy hardened hot cross bow of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50
1734	dog trainer's savvy sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Alters Page Text
1735	toasty Jack Frost's ruddy meatspout staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5
1736	censurious gravedigger's carob cannon of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1737	tumbling ruddy Da Vinci's thinker's shuddersword	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1738	stiffened forbidden hairy staff of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +100
1739	toasty Tesla projectile icemaker of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1740	family-friendly banded razor-sharp buffalo blade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1741	flame-retardant lion tamer's cheesestick	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +1
1742	rock-hard deadly potato pistol	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5
1743	ruddy savory sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1744	olive avaricious savory staff	0		Meat Drop: +30
1745	savory crossbow of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1746	smooth Super Magic Power Sword X of chilblains of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1747	spinning Samson's soylent staff of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +20
1748	twirling dangerous beefcake's goulauncher	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10
1749	jittery defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Gnollish pie server of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1751	Gnollish slotted spoon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1752	knitted Knob Goblin spatula	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1753	jack flapper of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1754	jittery dog trainer's filthy pestle	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1755	rosy-cheeked Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1756	tumbling shaking green huge spoon of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1757	squat red curative pizza cutter	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1758	tumbling coward's star spatula	0		Monster Level: -20
1759	Jack Frost's Socratic foon of fulmination	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1760	spinning friendly brawny foon of frigidity	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
1761	blinking razor-sharp stylish foon of foulness	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1762	prompt Jeselnik's foon of fearfulness	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
1763	gray personal trainer's Herculean foon of fleshiness	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	twirling Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	bouncing Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	moldy fricasseed brains	4	crappy	
1770	stale brains casserole	3	decent	
1771	sharpshooter's butcherknife	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1772	Socratic corn holder	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1773	twirling crafty eggbeater	0		Maximum MP: +10
1774	enchanted tolerable bottle of popskull	3	good	Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 25
1775	dishrag of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1776	bland shaking stale baguette	3	decent	
1777	blurry leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	rotten fancy dinner	3	crappy	Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 10
1779	MacGyver's katana	0		Maximum MP: +100, Synergetic
1780	narrow wool ram stick	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1781	coward's enchantlers	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	avaricious ram-battering staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30
1783	tasty crazy Turkish delight	3	awesome	
1784	lard-coated smooth Snow Queen Crown	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	gray Sherlock's aromatic ga-ga radio of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	oxidized bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 62
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	acceptable high-proof Ram's Face Lager	6	good	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	wobbly stanky dangerous Fonzie's Travoltan trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	Da Vinci's pool cue	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +5
1794	energized oxidized handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 55
1795	blue executive Counterclockwise Watch	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bouncing bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	tumbling misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	squat animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	shaking huge first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	blurry fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	bouncing sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	narrow twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	spinning third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	shaking sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	tumbling blinking seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	ghostly second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	upside-down lime green fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	spinning sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	blinking ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	wobbly left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	maroon left eighth rib	0		
1847	blinking left ninth rib	0		
1848	red left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	blurry right first rib	0		
1852	blurry right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	lime green right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	wobbly right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	jittery right eleventh rib	0		
1862	bouncing right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	shaking left radius	0		
1871	mirror right radius	0		
1872	twirling squat ghostly left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	ghostly left tibia	0		
1877	bouncing right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	huge left kneecap	0		
1881	olive right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	cyan left second front claw	0		
1884	red left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	pulsating right second front claw	0		
1888	spinning right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	red right thumb	0		
1892	blue left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	jittery left third rear claw	0		
1895	ghostly left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	pulsating right first rear claw	0		
1897	blurry right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	blurry 1-ball of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1901	up-at-dawn wizardly 2-ball	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +5
1902	miser's Sinatra's 3-ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +10
1903	strapping 4-ball of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3
1904	savvy 5-ball of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1905	tumbling foul-smelling forbidden 6-ball	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10
1906	7-ball of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
1907	upside-down 8-ball	0		
1910	Van der Graaf dance instructor's clockwork sword of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1911	ghostly MacGyver's resourceful clockwork staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: 150
1912	Sinatra's clockwork crossbow of the ox of the brazier	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1913	bouncing clockwork handle	0		
1914	teal clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	bouncing Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	mirror coin purse	0		
1919	tumbling English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	shaking bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	wobbly Tesla wakizashi	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	blurry roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	wobbly tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	ghostly tuning fork	0		
1929	huge greaves of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	padded helmet of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	rosewater-soaked spear of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Breakable
1932	huge upside-down shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Breakable
1933	flame-retardant pitchfork	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1934	spinning broken sword of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1935	sinister snarling wolf shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Synergetic
1936	upside-down rosewater-soaked lupine sword	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Synergetic
1937	clever snake shield	0		Maximum MP: +20, Synergetic
1938	tumbling ribald serpentine sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	Socratic 9-ball of the blizzard of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
1941	blue flame-wreathed seal pendant of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	auspicious turtle brooch of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	coward's noodle ring of bravery	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	wholesome Herculean saucepan earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	huge ghostly executive veiny disco ball pendant	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	Jack Frost's strapping accordion pin	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	fuchsia ruddy worn tophat of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	olive blinking electrified Socratic tap shoes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1949	bland olive Manetwich	4	decent	
1950	narrow bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	acceptable jittery bottle of Pinot Renoir	4	good	
1952	bland desiccated apricot	3	decent	
1953	aged practically non-alcoholic narrow flute of flat champagne	1	awesome	
1954	rotten dehydrated caviar	3	crappy	
1955	pulsating styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	high-proof lousy snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	10	decent	
1957	lime green quill pen	0		
1958	skewed inkwell	0		
1959	lime green tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	diffused non-alkaline olive Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 30
1963	dance card	0		
1964	shaking sage opera mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	narrow lion tamer's Amulet of Yendor of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	teal bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	purple bouncing spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	squat nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	wholesome brainy shrimp fork	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	shaking baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	twirling gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	shaking gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	teal astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	shaking purple scary death orb	0		
1986	mirror pulsating mind flayer	0		
1987	ghostly wobbly undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	blinking rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	shaking rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	teal heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	huge right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	maroon pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	blue stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	ghostly Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	olive Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	purple Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	blurry Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	tumbling Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	pulsating Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	bouncing spade necklace	0		
2018	olive club necklace	0		
2019	wobbly cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	decent gigantic mirror cherry pie	9	good	
2021	spoiled gray strawberry pie	3	crappy	
2022	delicious lemon meringue pie	4	awesome	
2023	fuchsia Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	
2024	miniature rotten spinning mixed wildflower greens	2	crappy	
2025	bland handful of walnuts	4	decent	
2026	rotten small skewed nutty organic salad	2	crappy	
2027	spoiled jumbo super salad	5	crappy	
2028	decent tofu wonton	4	good	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	blurry nasty lion tamer's Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2031	didgeridooka of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2032	mirror manspreader's stylish bullet-proof corduroys	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	nippy round sunglasses	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2034	shellacked wicker shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2035	jittery Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	improved cold-filtered fuchsia radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 24
2037	improved dry Vulcanized jittery jittery wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf™", Effect Duration: 46
2038	tarnished ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 48
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	twirling hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	rotten brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	crappy	
2046	small yummy twirling frat brats	2	awesome	
2047	flavorless knob ka-bobs	4	decent	
2049	acceptable high-proof can of Swiller	9	good	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	shaking bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	gray market map	0		
2055	yellow bouncing snake skin	0		
2056	corrupted deionized adder bladder	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 45
2057	pension check	0		
2058	skewed picnic basket	0		
2059	aerosolized Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 44
2060	lightning-fast toasty sword	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
2061	squat dog trainer's helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	shaking narrow energetic shield of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
2063	normal half-sized upside-down blackberry	2	good	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	wobbly red lion tamer's Tesla kick-ass kicks	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	mansplainer's beer helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	miser's wizardly distressed denim pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	grievous perforated battle paddle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2072	upside-down prompt greedy flashing novelty button	0		Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +3
2073	glowstick of the scaredy-cat of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -15, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	blinking fortified anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2075	shaking spandex anniversary shorts of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	resourceful jar of anniversary jam	0		Maximum MP: +50
2077	bucket of anniversary lard of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2078	Rosewater's anniversary concrete fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	wholesome personal trainer's makeshift turban	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	rosewater-soaked makeshift cape	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2081	extremely unsafe makeshift skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	ghostly mirror can of starch	0		
2085	dehydrated squat bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	dried gray bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 25
2087	pickled mirror tube of hair oil	1		
2088	energized ghostly Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 69
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	lightning-fast fireproof crafty occult Rosewater's pilgrim shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	teal skewed bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	dance instructor's hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2094	enchanted low-calorie bland ballroom blintz	1	decent	Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 5
2095	lime green towel	0		
2096	diluted pulsating guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	ghostly mansplainer's 17-ball	0		Monster Level: +15
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bouncing bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	maroon empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	skewed coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	blinking rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	tumbling stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	stiffened wheel	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	dog trainer's prehistoric spear	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	tumbling blurry stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	rosewater-soaked fire of the businessman	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	Grateful Undead T-shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2121	ASCII shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2122	careful safety vest of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10
2123	blue double-paned eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2125	Ye Olde Navy Fleece of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2126	steel-toed boxer's bronze breastplate	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9
2127	cyan hat hacker T-shirt of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	narrow possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	gray twirling killer rag doll of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	cyan tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	jittery wobbly hardened incredibly marionette	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	pulsating stanky mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	yellow alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	miser's inspector's vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	squat aromatic toy crazy train	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	squat toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	ghostly length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	lime green evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	tasty frank	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	small spoiled plate of franks and beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	distilled perfectly mixed shot of blackberry schnapps	5	EPIC	
2152	shaking capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	spinning Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	huge reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	huge ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	huge hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	blue hale veiny toy ray gun	0		Maximum HP: 30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	lard-coated toy space helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	Fonzie's Samson's astronaut pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	flame-retardant toy jet pack	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	lime green triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	blurry rough stone sphere	0		
2178	upside-down jittery rosy-cheeked obsidian dagger	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	tumbling Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	tumbling bouncing Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	wholesome Kiss the Knob apron	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	bouncing flask of peppermint oil	1	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	mediocre twirling olive wobbly flask of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	mirror yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	blurry book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	stale gigantic candy stake	9	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	bad weak eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	normal unspeakable fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	small moldy gingerbread horror	2	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	denatured tarnished but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	moldy bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	stale shaking skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	decent miniature tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	Sinatra's plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	Annie Oakley's plastic yuletide troll	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	extremely unsafe plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	plastic Crimboween pentagram of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	wool plastic Scream Queen	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	therapeutic Crimbo tiki necklace	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	ghostly friendly deadly bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	blue horrifying Crimbo ukulele	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	blinking fortified deadly Tiki lighter	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	Sherlock's healthy deck of tropical cards	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	avaricious quilted tropical paperweight	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	blinking blue tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	blurry prompt Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	frosty Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	stale blurry super ka-bob	4	decent	
2218	flavorless beer basted brat	3	decent	
2219	twirling Usain Bolt's Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	warmed alkaline vacuum-sealed and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	skewed Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	Sherlock's slick liar's pants	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	huge zippy clever juggler's balls	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	twirling clever pink shirt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	blinking lion tamer's evil eyeball pendant of temperance	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	electrified polarized quadruple-wet bouncing skewed arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	liquefied pressed narrow cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	enhanced tumbling toad horn	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	squat icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	lime green smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	narrow dance instructor's bow tie	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Clowniness: 75
2234	squat calavera concertina of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Song Duration: 7
2235	upside-down ribald ratarang of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10
2236	quadruple-adjusted activated twirling turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 51
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	groovy pygmy nose-bone	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
2239	Herculean wizardly bad voodoo mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	rosewater-soaked pygmy spear	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2242	alkaline polymerized pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 26
2243	asbestos-lined greasy headhunter necktie	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2244	toasty pointed stick of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +5
2245	maroon miser's knobby helmet turtle	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	wobbly Van der Graaf knobby kneepads	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2247	chilly sewer turtle	0		Cold Damage: +5
2248	tumbling censurious studded sebaceous shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2249	wholesome skeletortoise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	box turtle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2252	wholesome box turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2253	frosty nippy bottlecap turtle	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2254	prompt MacGyver's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	wholesome furry turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	Jack Frost's furry earmuffs	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2257	wobbly therapeutic reinforced furry underpants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	blue photograph of God	0		
2260	blurry hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	upside-down bird rib	0		
2263	mirror lion oil	0		
2264	miniature spoiled stunt nuts	2	crappy	
2265	bland wet stew	3	decent	
2266	lime green wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	Samson's Staff of Fats	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2269	toothsome super-sized sausage wonton	5	awesome	
2270	pulsating miser's reassuring belt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2271	hand-crafted bottle of Merlot	4	EPIC	
2272	perfectly mixed squat bottle of Port	3	EPIC	
2273	perfectly mixed weak bottle of Pinot Noir	2	EPIC	
2274	hand-crafted mirror upside-down bottle of Zinfandel	4	EPIC	
2275	enchanted hand-crafted bottle of Marsala	3	EPIC	Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 30
2276	tolerable bottle of Muscat	3	good	
2277	pulsating Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	blurry Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	blue Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	flame-retardant seal-skull helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	wobbly Eye of Ed	0		
2287	vibrating glowstick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	ghostly encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	squat paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	twirling wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	blue cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	squat blinking Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	huge EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	tumbling narrow fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	jittery Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	yellow skewed worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	unsweetened diffused candy heart	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	vacuum-sealed double-enhanced tumbling pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	anodized colloidal skewed candy heart	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	polarized candy heart	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	pickled jittery candy heart	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	warmed twirling candy heart	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	narrow candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	twirling candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	maroon broken carburetor	0		
2317	upside-down bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	mirror blurry carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	spinning worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	wobbly headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	purple Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	ghostly Staff of Ed	0		
2326	skewed stone rose	0		
2327	triple-activated can of paint	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 28
2328	skewed drum machine	0		
2329	blurry handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	decent snack-sized Better Than Cuddling Cake	2	good	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	ghostly spinning quilted pipe of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2337	reinforced beaded headband of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	diet moldy pudding	1	crappy	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	irresponsibly strong bad Blackfly Chardonnay	8	decent	
2340	perfectly mixed bouncing & tan	3	EPIC	
2341	squat pepper	0		
2342	fancy miniature stale forest cake	2	decent	Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 30
2343	thick delicious forest ham	5	awesome	
2344	anodized enhanced narrow filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 66
2345	liquefied filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 41
2346	energized ionized filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 33
2347	jittery heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	lime green gas balloon	0		
2350	red beer bomb	0		
2351	narrow superamplified boom box	0		
2352	fire poi of vim and vigor of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20
2353	lime green bejeweled pledge pin	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2354	squat communications windchimes	0		
2355	colloidal pressed squat henna face paint	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 41
2356	pressed polarized spinning tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 61
2357	teal gravedigger's Gaia beads	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	mirror clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	blue twirling jittery wizardly hippy medical kit of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2362	razor-sharp brawny Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2363	wholesome longhaired hippy wig of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	blinking inspector's Zim Merman's guitar	0		Item Drop: +15
2365	blinking C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2366	twirling peel hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	ghostly carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	toasty Annie Oakley's flowing hippy skirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	wobbly filthy poultice	0		
2370	huge natural fennel soda	0		
2371	skewed smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	stale banana	4	decent	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	yummy mirror banana cream pie	3	awesome	
2376	perfectly mixed banana daiquiri	3	EPIC	
2377	lousy watered-down bungle in the jungle	2	decent	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	dry shaking banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 35
2380	cyan dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	huge class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	fuchsia bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	ghostly shellacked sage keg shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
2387	twirling blurry lightning-fast finger	0		Initiative: +40
2388	aromatic chilly war tongs	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
2389	fuchsia Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	asbestos apron of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2391	Lo Pan's beaten-up Chucks	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2392	tumbling natty ascot of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2393	hale wreath of laurels of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	blurry wholesome Sinatra's Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	olive flame-retardant tube sock	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	squat depantsing bomb	0		
2398	careful energy drink IV	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
2399	toasty smooth Elmley shades	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	beer bong of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +100
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	spinning huge barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	fuchsia jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	skewed pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	ghostly triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	upside-down wholesome bounty-hunting helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	nasty bounty-hunting rifle	0		Stench Damage: +5
2418	maroon friendly bounty-hunting pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	dry tarnished blinking bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 55
2420	Vulcanized tarnished double-energized teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 54
2421	Vulcanized tarnished bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 23
2422	deionized altered irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 31
2423	modified Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 35
2424	dry twirling cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 34
2425	wet tarnished triple-quantum can of spinach	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 39
2426	activated fire flower	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 47
2427	frozen frozen freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 58
2428	denatured shaking fake blood	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 12
2429	pickled energized Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 14
2430	activated ionized double-anodized squat bag of lard	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 19
2431	adjusted nitrogenated bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 48
2432	extra-pickled cold-filtered nitrogenated tumbling SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 67
2433	non-enhanced bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 56
2434	chilled extra-frozen aerosolized narrow eyedrops	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 42
2435	ionized blue Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 51
2436	pressed donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 24
2437	fuchsia New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	wobbly scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	blurry Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	red wool chilly pink glowstick	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	high-proof artisanal Supernova Champagne	6	EPIC	
2445	upside-down Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	wobbly bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	upside-down tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	lion tamer's goatskin umbrella	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2452	executive occult wool hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	shaking hale belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
2455	smelly bar whip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2456	pulsating mirror energetic barskin buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2457	supercharged whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2458	friendly barskin loincloth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	Sinatra's tighty whiteys	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	yak toupee of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	spoiled bowl of Bounty-Os	4	crappy	
2465	smooth skewed Oreille Divisée brandy	4	awesome	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	ghostly bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	jittery stardust	0		
2472	upside-down wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	bouncing jittery gravedigger's smooth clown wig	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	perfumed clownskin belt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50
2477	dance instructor's clownskin buckler	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Clowniness: 50
2478	squat censurious clown whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 50
2479	mirror demon skin	0		
2480	supercool demon-horned hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	dance instructor's demon buckler	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2482	censurious lard-coated Da Vinci's demon whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2483	up-at-dawn barskin cloak	0		Adventures: +5
2484	slick snakeskin duster of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -25
2485	shellacked cool clownskin harness	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Clowniness: 50
2486	pulsating Sherlock's studded demonskin jacket	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +25
2487	quilted hipposkin poncho	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2488	teal dangerous yak anorak	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2489	bouncing nasty tuxedo shirt	0		Stench Damage: +5
2490	hardy gnauga hide vest of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	fuchsia tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	stylish Necrotelicomnicon of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100
2495	huge electrified therapeutic Cookbook of the Damned	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2496	green friendly curative Sinful Desires	0		Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	blurry molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	wobbly necklace chain	0		
2506	twirling beach glass bead	0		
2507	ghostly clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	careful beach glass necklace	0		Monster Level: -10
2509	Samson's peace-sign necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2510	perfumed beefcake's round sunglasses	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2511	pulsating Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	jittery mirror Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	Usain Bolt's spark plug earring of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
2514	Van der Graaf extremely unsafe woven baling wire bracelets	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2515	mirror medical-grade beefcake's gearbox necklace	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2516	perfumed wrench bracelet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
2517	lime green padded chain necklace of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +20
2518	dog trainer's sawblade shield	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2519	artisanal McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4	EPIC	
2520	acceptable watered-down melted Jell-o shot	2	good	
2521	special weak lousy cruelty-free wine	2	decent	Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 20
2522	smooth thistle wine	4	awesome	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	bland fish	3	decent	
2526	rotten fish casserole	4	crappy	
2527	moldy fish lasagna	4	crappy	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	adequate jumbo blinking yellow gnatloaf	5	good	
2530	diet rotten red gnatloaf casserole	1	crappy	
2531	adequate fancy huge mirror gnat lasagna	6	good	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 40
2532	blue pork	0		
2533	low-calorie flavorless pork chop sandwiches	1	decent	
2534	tasty fancy pork casserole	4	awesome	Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 40
2535	snack-sized rotten teal pork lasagna	2	crappy	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	blinking organs	0		
2539	Ankh of Badahnkadh of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	pickled triple-aerosolized nitrogenated mirror purple lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	energized aerosolized pickled bouncing tin magnolia	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	quadruple-deionized red begpwnia	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	pressed upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	wet wobbly half-orchid	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	auspicious tin star of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	greasy energetic outrageous sombrero	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	"Humorous" T-shirt of the wise owl of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	wobbly distilled seal blood	0		
2555	purple high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	flame-retardant nasty sizzling Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	rosewater-soaked Squeezebox of the Ages of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	tumbling gravedigger's Da Vinci's Chelonian Morningstar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	ruddy Hammer of Smiting of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	beefy 17-alarm Saucepan of the storm	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	olive fireproof lion tamer's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	twirling bonesaw	0		
2564	upside-down plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	fuchsia Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	twirling maroon Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	pressed ionized ant agonist	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 20
2570	skewed tumbling ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	blinking ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	Samson's beefcake's cactus quill	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5
2578	frightening mansplainer's brainy Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5
2579	miniature decent cactus fruit	2	good	
2580	mirror huge Lo Pan's Van der Graaf scorpion whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	yummy purple centipede eggs	4	awesome	
2584	bouncing fuchsia Jim Carey's wonderwall shield	0		Monster Level: +25
2585	upside-down greasy Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2586	huge gravedigger's General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2587	baleful Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Spell Damage: +25
2588	greasy Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2589	huge moldy hot date	7	crappy	
2590	drinkable spirit-forward huge distilled fortified wine	5	good	
2591	normal miniature tasty tart	2	good	
2592	lime green spinning Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	moldy Knob pasty	4	crappy	
2594	perfectly mixed thermos full of Knob coffee	3	EPIC	
2595	deionized colloidal narrow Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 18
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	narrow shaking leathery rat skin	0		
2599	blinking Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	bouncing blue scorching wholesome Staff of the Midnight Snack of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25
2602	sharpshooter's hale Staff of Blood and Pudding of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	blurry wizardly Tuesday's ruby	0		Mysticality: +25, Variable
2605	blinking palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	Van der Graaf palm-frond whip	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	blurry dog trainer's Van der Graaf palm-frond capris	0		Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	blurry extra-large palm-frond toupee of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	blurry cool palm-frond cloak	0		Moxie: +5
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	small fancy moldy savoy truffle	2	crappy	Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 35
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	tumbling boom	0		
2618	vibrating Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2619	fuchsia jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	decent gigantic unidentified jerky	9	good	
2621	blurry knitted nasty rat mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	blue rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's ratskin belt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2623	rattail whip of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2624	Newton's bat hat of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	beefy strapping bat whip	0		Muscle: 15
2626	squat squat razor-sharp bat-ass jacket of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25
2627	arcane researcher's catskin cap of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	electrified catskin buckler of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2629	jittery Sherlock's sharpshooter's tail o' nine cats	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
2630	maroon Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	super-alkaline gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 13
2632	electrified warmed pulsating mother's helper	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 41
2633	blinking padded pat-a-cake pendant of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Candy Drop: +100
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	flame-retardant mummy mask	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	reassuring wicked gauze shorts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	electrified rock-hard greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	boxer's cowboy hat of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	spinning ghostly boxer's stylish Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10
2643	ghostly frightening happiness	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	twirling flirtatious feather	0		
2649	mirror Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	toothsome bite-sized ghostly S.T.L.T.	1	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	yummy miniature blurry honey-dew	2	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	acceptable Xanadian	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	pickled quantum bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	perfumed Temple Grandin's Drowsy Sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +5
2657	bland escargotsicle	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	weak perfectly mixed bottle of realpagne	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	bouncing pulsating rosy-cheeked albatross necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	denatured huge jittery not-a-pipe	1	good	Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	aged wobbly flask of Amontillado	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	blue tumbling ball mask of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	greedy Can-Can skirt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	tarnished purple sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	tarnished squat bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	improved bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	polarized concentrated spiky collar	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	twisted can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	dried blurry patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	pickled blurry Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	watered-down lousy blurry shot of nepenthe schnapps	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	twirling huge library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	polarized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	pickled tumbling handful of moss	1		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 35
2676	distilled blurry ghostly bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	dried squat protein powder	1		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 5
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	irradiated squat sparkler	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 62
2680	vacuum-sealed snake	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 32, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	galvanized denatured ghostly gray M-242	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 50
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	upside-down Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	tumbling MacGyver's wizardly armgun	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +100
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	jittery commemorative war stein	0		
2687	yellow stone frisbee	0		
2688	tumbling knitted Socratic dreadlock whip of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +3
2689	avaricious chaotic beer-a-pult	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2690	lime green forbidden cast-iron legacy paddle of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100
2691	spoiled handful of nuts and berries	3	crappy	
2692	red chaotic hardy driftwood sculpture	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2693	narrow wicked weightlifter's massive sitar	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5
2694	mirror blue skewed smartaleck's stone baseball cap of the cougar of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	aged mirror cup of beer	3	awesome	
2696	huge ovoid thing	0		
2697	narrow duct tape	0		
2698	mirror duct tape wallet	0		
2699	blurry friendly strapping duct tape shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +3
2700	narrow rosy-cheeked brawny duct tape fedora	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	careful resourceful duct tape sword	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10
2702	tumbling Jack Frost's duct tape dockers of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	duct tape buckler of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2704	pulsating shrinking powder	0		
2705	ghostly prompt aromatic blackberry slippers of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2706	red blinking gravedigger's therapeutic studded blackberry moccasins	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2707	spinning Temple Grandin's Lo Pan's blackberry combat boots of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2708	flattened aerosolized twirling purple funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 40
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	triple-dry polarized magnetized green facepaint	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 24
2712	magnetized denatured purple bouncing sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 55
2713	adjusted blue Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 60
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	skewed toasty Van der Graaf razor-sharp battered hubcap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2717	mansplainer's wicked hood ornament of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +25
2718	narrow spare kidney	0		
2719	squat energetic occult hand-carved bokken of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2720	fireproof rock-hard Socratic hand-carved bow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +3
2721	chilly studded Newton's hand-carved staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +5
2722	wobbly crafty Staff of the Greasefire of Gandalf of the sewer of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
2723	ruddy dangerous Staff of the Grand Flambé of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2724	spoiled big bowl of rye sprouts	5	crappy	
2725	normal cob of corn	4	good	
2726	spoiled juniper berries	4	crappy	
2727	rotten tiny plum	1	crappy	
2728	huge rotten pear	8	crappy	
2729	moldy peach	3	crappy	
2730	strong hand-crafted plum wine	5	EPIC	
2731	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted twirling shot of pear schnapps	7	EPIC	
2732	strong delicious shot of peach schnapps	5	awesome	
2733	rotten bunch of square grapes	3	crappy	
2734	toothsome brown sugar cane	4	awesome	
2735	moldy shaking sandwich of the gods	3	crappy	
2736	smooth Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	awesome	
2737	compressed ghostly leopard-print barbell	1	good	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	quadruple-boiled polarized panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 52
2740	flame-retardant Van der Graaf Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2741	bad boilermaker	3	decent	
2742	flavorless small jittery steel lasagna	2	quest	
2743	hand-crafted steel margarita	4	quest	
2744	dried blinking steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 45
2745	dry super-chilled gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 42
2746	ionized boiled polarized extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 31
2747	wobbly chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	ghostly furniture dolly of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2749	prompt Sherlock's cool Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3
2750	Newton's educational Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
2751	blinking Lead Zeta of Chastity of incineration of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2752	executive chaotic Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2753	sharpshooter's Zinc Delta of Tranquility of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2754	sizzling Temple Grandin's Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2755	skewed bouncing beefy Iron Beta of Industry of the glutton	0		Muscle: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2756	wicked Sinatra's Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2757	zippy resourceful Red Balloon of Valor	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2758	knitted Purple Horseshoe of Honor of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2759	olive rosewater-soaked Blue Diamond of Honesty of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2760	quilted brainy Green Clover of Justice	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
2761	wizardly Yellow Moon of Compassion of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2762	executive double-paned Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2763	huge greedy chaotic Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2764	curative forbidden Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2765	ghostly Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	bland Crimbo pie	3	decent	
2768	moldy pear tart	3	crappy	
2769	diet normal peach pie	1	good	
2770	modified chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 25
2771	nitrogenated dry handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 33
2772	mirror steamy ruby	0		
2773	tumbling wobbly glacial sapphire	0		
2774	bouncing unearthly onyx	0		
2775	wobbly upside-down effluvious emerald	0		
2776	olive tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	maroon Usain Bolt's filigreed hamethyst earring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +80
2778	prompt extremely unsafe filigreed hamethyst necklace of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2779	perfumed greasy smelly filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2780	ghostly skewed Oprah's dangerous smartaleck's baconstone earring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2781	purple dog trainer's Lo Pan's baconstone necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2782	greedy studded Da Vinci's baconstone ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2783	chaotic pulled porquoise earring of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
2784	narrow stanky pulled porquoise pendant of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2785	scorching rosy-cheeked thinker's pulled porquoise ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2786	mirror cyan flame-wreathed brawny Earring of Fire	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2787	Sherlock's Pendant of Fire of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2788	sage Ring of Fire of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2789	Newton's Herculean Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
2790	educational Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of terror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2791	groovy sage Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
2792	Temple Grandin's Unspeakable Earring of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2793	lard-coated friendly Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2794	mirror aromatic scandalous The Ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2795	nippy quilted Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2796	huge gravedigger's Putrid Pendant of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2797	horrifying Ring of the Sewer Snake of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2798	red blurry clever Mudflap-Girl Earring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2799	knitted Van der Graaf Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2800	upside-down dog trainer's Mudflap-Girl Ring of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2801	blue tumbling vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	diffused twirling vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
2805	magnetized pulsating vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 19
2806	irradiated triple-dry purple vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 17
2807	Vulcanized dry flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 68
2808	modified flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53
2809	quadruple-tarnished non-energized flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 47
2810	modified improved squat jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 48
2811	oxidized bouncing twirling jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 31
2812	deionized corrupted jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 68
2813	squat smelly hale Beret	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	huge therapeutic Bludgeon of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Brimstone
2815	tumbling greedy coward's shellacked Bunker	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20, Brimstone
2816	upside-down nasty chilly Boxers of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	supercharged therapeutic Brooch of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	twirling fireproof vibrating personal trainer's Bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	wobbly squat aromatic friendly Grimacite gasmask	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	resourceful Fonzie's Grimacite gat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	bouncing hardened Grimacite gaiters of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	Lo Pan's stiffened Grimacite gauntlets	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	spinning knitted wholesome Grimacite go-go boots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	scorching cool Grimacite girdle	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	spinning double-paned Grimacite gown	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	executive Sinatra's Staff of the Kitchen Floor of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +40
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	huge cyan really dense meat stack	0		
2830	cyan mirror digital key lime	0		
2831	gray star key lime	0		
2832	half-sized spoiled skewed digital key lime pie	2	crappy	
2833	normal tumbling star key lime pie	3	good	
2834	auspicious supercool bottle-rocket crossbow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	shaking indie comic hipster glasses of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	fuchsia Lo Pan's studded glowstick	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	educational Periodical Paintbrush	0		Experience: +1, Softcore Only
2840	special perfectly mixed bottle of cooking sherry	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 10
2841	big decent packet of ketchup	5	good	
2842	high-proof mediocre twirling lime green accidental cider	8	decent	
2843	moldy dire fudgesicle	4	crappy	
2844	huge zippy gravedigger's extremely unsafe navel ring of navel gazing of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	blue ghostly class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	medical-grade Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	blinking jittery shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	perfectly mixed fortified moonberry wine cooler	5	EPIC	
2851	stale tumbling fine aged cheddarwurst	4	decent	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	beefcake's huge mosquito proboscis of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15
2856	activated spinning swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 17
2857	enhanced dry skewed seegar butt	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 24
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	spinning Jeselnik's sizzling witch wart	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
2860	flavorless swamp muck	4	decent	
2861	cyan lightning-fast sage leechknife of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	oxidized narrow dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 48
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	flame-wreathed beaver spear of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2866	tumbling lightning-fast electrified shamanic beads	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2867	careful Newton's dilapidated wizard hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	enhanced pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 63
2869	frozen improved maroon pulsating pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 40
2870	diffused warmed pirate tract	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 67
2871	twirling purple burnt flower	0		
2872	sinister plastic Naughty Sorceress of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25
2873	purple thinker's plastic Ed the Undying of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +7
2874	occult plastic Lord Spookyraven of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +50
2875	censurious plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2876	groovy plastic protector spectre	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2877	plastic Baron von Ratsworth of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2878	Rosewater's plastic Boss Bat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2879	gray educational plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Experience: +1
2880	blurry sage plastic Bonerdagon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2881	tumbling quilted plastic The Man	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2882	ghostly friendly plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2883	narrow purple skewed plastic Felonia of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2884	pulsating bouncing plastic Beelzebozo of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2885	narrow rosewater-soaked plastic conservationist hippy	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2886	pulsating MacGyver's plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Maximum MP: +100
2887	rosy-cheeked plastic angry bugbear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2888	skewed plastic anime smiley of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2889	gravedigger's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2890	blinking skewed dog trainer's plastic astronomer	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2891	teal plastic beanbat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2892	grievous plastic blooper	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2893	ghostly horrifying plastic brainsweeper	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2894	plastic briefcase bat of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2895	jittery forbidden plastic demoninja	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2896	twirling plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2897	teal smartaleck's plastic drunk goat	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2898	plastic fiendish can of asparagus of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2899	yellow smartaleck's plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2900	olive healthy plastic handsome mariachi	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2901	manspreader's plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Monster Level: +10
2902	yellow stiffened plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2903	plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2904	bouncing mansplainer's plastic Knott Yeti	0		Monster Level: +15
2905	blinking careful plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Monster Level: -10
2906	plastic lobsterfrogman of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2907	blurry flame-retardant plastic ninja snowman	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2908	fortified plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2909	careful plastic G Imp	0		Monster Level: -10
2910	plastic goth of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2911	veiny plastic cubist bull	0		Maximum HP: +10
2912	groovy plastic scary clown	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2913	blinking slick plastic smarmy pirate	0		Moxie: +10
2914	Sherlock's plastic spiny skelelton	0		Item Drop: +25
2915	tumbling Temple Grandin's plastic Spam Witch	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2916	bouncing plastic vampire of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2917	boxer's plastic taco cat	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2918	plastic undead elbow macaroni of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2919	slick plastic warwelf	0		Moxie: +10
2920	plastic whitesnake of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2921	yellow experienced plastic XXX pr0n	0		Experience: +2
2922	cyan plastic zmobie of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2923	maroon hardy plastic Protagonist	0		Maximum HP: +50
2924	Jim Carey's plastic Spunky Princess	0		Monster Level: +25
2925	wool plastic topiary golem	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2926	blue bouncing sizzling plastic senile lihc	0		Hot Damage: +10
2927	plastic Iiti Kitty of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2928	ghostly Newton's plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2929	shaking executive plastic Trouser Snake	0		Meat Drop: +40
2930	censurious plastic Axe Wound	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2931	bouncing mirror baleful plastic Hellion	0		Spell Damage: +25
2932	skewed dog trainer's plastic Black Knight	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2933	wobbly wicked plastic pair of tweezers	0		Spell Damage: +5
2934	huge ghostly jittery Da Vinci's plastic fruit golem	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2935	green bouncing up-at-dawn plastic fluffy bunny	0		Adventures: +5
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	massive spoiled cyan Surprise Egg	10	crappy	
2941	pressed Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53
2942	energized nitrogenated wobbly chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 42
2943	warmed electrified Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 29
2945	shaking lime green miser's wizardly party hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	zippy padded V for Vivala mask	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	high-proof lousy fuchsia shot of rotgut	8	decent	
2949	nitrogenated energized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 14
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	censurious glowstick of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	narrow huge charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	skewed steel-toed tip jar	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2955	flavorless yam candy	3	decent	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	spoiled snack-sized tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2	crappy	
2959	tumbling careful rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Monster Level: -10
2960	moldy tiny single-serving herbal stuffing	1	crappy	
2961	stale wobbly packet of tofurkey gravy	4	decent	
2962	normal snack-sized pulsating tofurkey nugget	2	good	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	upside-down huge ball polish	0		
2965	twirling mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	purple Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	enhanced twirling Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 30
2968	aerosolized super-polymerized narrow Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 58
2969	tasty creamsicle	3	awesome	
2970	lousy cream stout	3	decent	
2971	gray miser's thinker's curmudgel	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +10
2972	blue grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	jittery grumpy man charrrm bracelet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	rock-hard cool tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
2976	drinkable bilge wine	3	good	
2977	deadly witty rapier	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2978	tumbling bouncing auspicious flame-wreathed yohohoyo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
2979	anodized fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 34
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	narrow Temple Grandin's booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	skewed cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	crafty copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +10
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	shaking stylish tongue charrrm bracelet of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2988	blue bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	clingfilm trousers of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	blinking clingfilm cap of the pedagogue of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	Van der Graaf clingfilm slippers	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2992	green clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	flavorless huge vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	decent	
2994	wet oxidized true grit	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 55
2995	greedy medical-grade forbidden buoybottoms	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	shaking scorching grungy flannel shirt	0		Hot Damage: +25
2997	steel-toed shellacked grungy bandana	0		Damage Reduction: 16, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	banded grassy cutlass	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2999	green Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	jittery yellow Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	jittery sizzling pegleg	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
3002	squat executive lamé pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	frosty enormous hoop earring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3004	scorching costume sword of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25
3005	teal rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	blinking executive rainbow pearl earring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	hardy brawny rainbow pearl necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	narrow bouncing slick rainbow pearl ring of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	Annie Oakley's supercharged Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3010	Temple Grandin's manspreader's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	tumbling shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	blurry gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	skewed all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	shaking medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	narrow stone pyramid	0		
3025	mediocre corpse on the beach	4	decent	
3026	drinkable pulsating corpsetini	4	good	
3027	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic corpsedriver	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3028	acceptable Corpse Island iced tea	4	good	
3029	hand-crafted watered-down red-headed corpse	2	EPIC	
3030	perfectly mixed kamicorpse-ee	3	EPIC	
3031	lousy corpsel	4	decent	
3032	aged corpsebite	3	awesome	
3033	mirror yellow arcane researcher's pirate fledges	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	flavorless pearl onion	3	decent	
3036	stale sea biscuit	3	decent	
3037	watered-down tolerable shaking bottle of rum	2	good	
3038	practically non-alcoholic smooth bottle of black-label rum	1	awesome	
3039	tumbling cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	upside-down joke scroll	0		
3042	bouncing bouncing Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	cyan metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	blurry metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	tasty huge nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	rotten nanite-infested candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	snack-sized flavorless nanite-infested fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	mediocre nanite-infested eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	lime green El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	purple eyepatch of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	Oprah's cutlass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3052	breeches of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	spinning mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	flattened quantum blinking candy heart	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	super-ionized enhanced cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	mirror metallic foil cat ears of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	blinking spinning nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	pulsating stanky cyborg doll	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	wobbly buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	ghostly grievous toy maglev monorail	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	blinking toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	olive silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	spinning carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	upside-down laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	jittery teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	pulsating hale marionette collective	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	shaking rock-hard borg sock monkey	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	censurious therapeutic roboduck-on-a-string	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	shaking teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	electrified cool biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	friendly Oprah's C.B.F.G.	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	Usain Bolt's knitted biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	chilled electrified skewed vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	wizardly handmade hobby horse	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	supercool ball-in-a-cup	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	blurry family-friendly set of jacks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	spoiled laser-broiled pear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	veiny polyalloy shield of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	olive huge ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	lime green spinning sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	sinister vibrating cyborg knife of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	aromatic resourceful immense cyborg hand	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	spinning deadly cyborg stompin' boot of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	mirror deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	maroon Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	blinking Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	olive Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	twirling divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	bouncing shaking twirling divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	extra-colloidal ghostly fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 65
3125	improved pickled piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 54
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	flavorless roasted marshmallow	3	decent	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	moldy fancy tin cup of mulligan stew	3	crappy	Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 15
3132	greedy friendly flamin' bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20
3133	bouncing healthy extremely unsafe freezin' bindle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20
3134	perfumed stinkin' bindle of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
3135	twirling nasty supercharged bindle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5
3136	auspicious brainy sleazy bindle	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +10
3137	blue 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3138	vibrating Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3139	flame-retardant stiffened Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +1
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	jittery shellacked panhandle panhandling hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	teal squat smartaleck's cup of infinite pencils	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Aura: 1
3143	forbidden Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100
3144	wobbly a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	wobbly El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	huge El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	huge El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	squat El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	irradiated flattened warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 49
3160	pickled humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 11
3161	dry cold-filtered El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 25
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	narrow blurry El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	narrow repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	adjusted deionized adjusted seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 52
3169	yummy special spinning turtle soup	4	awesome	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil", Effect Duration: 5
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	weightlifter's evil paper umbrella	0		Muscle: +15
3173	frozen evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 67
3174	delicious evil boring spaghetti	3	awesome	
3175	moldy spinning evil noodles	4	crappy	
3176	normal evil noodles	3	good	
3177	miniature rotten evil painful penne pasta	2	crappy	
3178	normal bouncing 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	good	
3179	huge bland lime green evil ravioli della hippy	6	decent	
3180	thick rotten evil noodles	5	crappy	
3181	electrified mirror evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 27
3182	pressed tarnished denatured evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 58
3183	warmed ionized skewed evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 59
3184	aerosolized evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 31
3185	boiled ghostly evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 61
3186	denatured blinking evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 48
3187	non-quantum pickled shaking evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 12
3188	drinkable spirit-forward cyan an evil sump'm sump'm	5	good	
3189	bad evil ducha de oro	3	decent	
3190	acceptable evil horizontal tango	3	good	
3191	watered-down lousy evil roll in the hay	2	decent	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	gray huge naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	blurry foul-smelling origami pasties	0		Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	fuchsia jittery prompt aromatic steel-toed origami riding crop	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	twirling fuchsia El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	blurry lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	huge red thick padded envelope	0		
3202	greedy supercool slick KoL Con IV Pole	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	mirror dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	bouncing squat yellow dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	blinking mirror mirror small laminated card	0		
3209	ghostly blinking laminated card	0		
3210	spinning blinking notbig laminated card	0		
3211	mirror unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	pulsating dwarvish document	0		
3213	tumbling dwarvish paper	0		
3214	blinking dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	experienced weightlifter's glowstick	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	jittery sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	ghostly hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	narrow gator skin	0		
3222	skewed hardened brawny gatorskin umbrella	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
3223	huge sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	delicious bottle of sewage schnapps	3	awesome	
3226	mediocre bottle of Ooze-O	3	decent	
3227	moldy jumbo C.H.U.M. chum	5	crappy	
3228	flavorless immense purple unfortunate dumplings	9	decent	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	adjusted alkaline maroon oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 18
3231	Annie Oakley's tattered paper crown	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	bland vanilla-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	maroon squat noodle	0		
3236	pulsating Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	mirror Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	jittery lime green Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	narrow Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	skewed Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	lime green padded Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	jittery hardy Socratic Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	zippy Ol' Scratch's ash can of the brazier of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	frosty pink plastic baby	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	twirling blinking sausage	0		
3251	Frosty's silk hat of the brazier of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	friendly weightlifter's Frosty's carrot	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	red fireproof chilly Frosty's nailbat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	gravedigger's rock-hard Oscus's pelt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	blue up-at-dawn executive thinker's Wand of Oscus	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	huge dog trainer's hale Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	horrifying smooth Zombo's skullcap	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	stylish Zombo's shield of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	friendly beefy Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	miser's stiffened Chester's moustache of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	electrified Chester's bag of candy of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	Usain Bolt's MacGyver's Chester's cutoffs	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	green candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	blurry bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	alkaline polymerized handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 54
3269	anodized dry wobbly lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 23
3270	non-pickled maroon handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 40
3271	aromatic crotchety pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	Jeselnik's Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	green supercharged willowy bonnet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	jittery blue dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	ghostly black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	skewed dangerous studded belt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	ghostly plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	knitted stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	spoiled low-calorie salad	1	crappy	
3284	wobbly Van der Graaf Rosewater's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3285	spinning C.H.U.M. knife of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
3286	twirling Frosty's snowball sack of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	lime green twirling shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	spinning scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	blurry abandoned candy	0		
3291	fuchsia secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	lime green adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	ghostly unusual disco ball	0		
3297	shaking stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	blinking smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	upside-down fuchsia farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	pulsating jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	jittery Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	skewed ghostly Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	huge Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	Socratic sealskin drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	washboard shield of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	spaghetti-box banjo of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	frightening marinara jug	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	makeshift castanets of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	left-handed melodica of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	diluted mirror epic wad	1	good	
3317	olive slick bottlecap	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
3318	tumbling corncob pipe of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
3319	Da Vinci's Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
3320	fireproof frayed rope belt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	avaricious mayfly bait necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	huge Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	drinkable boozy fuchsia jar of fermented pickle juice	5	good	
3326	boiled blue voodoo snuff	1	awesome	Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 5
3327	bite-sized yummy mirror extra-greasy slider	1	awesome	
3328	clever steel-toed crumpled felt fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	narrow narrow nippy forbidden battered top-hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	therapeutic Rosewater's shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	squat shaking Lo Pan's smartaleck's mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	horrifying hobo dungarees of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	twirling fuchsia savvy smooth patched suit-pants	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	blinking hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	squat dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	shaking double-paned beefy dead guy's memento	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	normal banquet	3	good	
3339	purple sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	huge The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	squat bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	purple bed of coals	0		
3345	huge air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	drinkable Ralph IX cognac	4	good	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	tumbling zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	aerosolized deionized cyan llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	bland banana-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	sage brown plastic baby	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	ghostly shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	yellow shaking twirling tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	spoiled huge bouncing mole molé	7	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	drinkable squat Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	electrified anodized lime green twirling Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	oxidized unsweetened enhanced yellow digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	modified lime green blurry glimmering roc feather	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	denatured blurry red glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	diluted blinking glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	dried upside-down glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	dried blurry wobbly glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	vaporized purple jittery glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	mirror Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	curative Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3381	scorching Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Hot Damage: +25, Thorns: 1
3382	manspreader's crafty Ol' Scratch's manacles of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3383	mirror smartaleck's groovy Chester's sunglasses of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: 40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3384	Sherlock's perfumed Chester's muscle shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
3385	jittery lion tamer's Chester's Aquarius medallion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3386	Oprah's supercool Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3387	Zombo's skull ring of the storm of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3388	olive bouncing blinking Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	mirror aromatic dog trainer's Frosty's arm	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1
3390	bouncing MacGyver's sinister Staff of the Deepest Freeze of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100
3391	upside-down Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	Lo Pan's Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	lion tamer's sinister Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	maroon ghostly dance instructor's Hodgman's porkpie hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	Temple Grandin's Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	censurious aromatic Hodgman's bow tie	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3398	lousy Hodgman's blanket	3	decent	
3399	practically non-alcoholic lousy jar of squeeze	1	decent	
3400	decent huge bowl of fishysoisse	9	good	
3401	irradiated alkaline polymerized blinking deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 11
3402	diffused aerosolized concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 18
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	spinning sinister razor-sharp deck of lewd playing cards of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
3405	mansplainer's Hodgman's sock	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
3406	ghostly pulsating flame-wreathed Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
3407	skewed Jack Frost's Hodgman's almanac	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3408	blurry Hodgman's harmonica of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
3409	wool Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Cold Resistance: +1
3410	twirling jittery zippy Hodgman's detector	0		Initiative: +20
3411	gray banded Hodgman's cane	0		Damage Absorption: +100
3412	narrow Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	pulsating Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	tumbling Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	Vulcanized corrupted adjusted sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 56
3423	adjusted spinning frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 35
3424	pressed wet pulsating fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 64
3425	extra-cold-filtered blurry garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
3426	enhanced ionized oxidized strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 26
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	modified twirling Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 44
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	pulsating pulsating cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	experienced stirring stick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2
3436	MacGyver's dangerous Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15
3437	wool Staff of the Black Kettle of the storm of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3438	blinking Tesla supercool Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	powdered prismatic wad	1	good	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	club of the five seasons	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	wholesome rainbow crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	webbed comic mask of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	blinking groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	veiny six-rainbow shield of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	blurry cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	upside-down cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	spinning cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	mirror cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	purple cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	mansplainer's trusty torch	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	mirror coward's Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
3458	dry wet STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 36
3459	perfectly mixed white-label gin	4	EPIC	
3460	stale special fuchsia tin rations	3	decent	Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 10
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	red terrible poem	0		
3463	aged triple-distilled bottle of sake	6	awesome	
3464	supercharged round pebble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3465	moldy miniature Bash-Ōs cereal	2	crappy	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	olive friendly haiku katana of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	jittery bargain flash powder	0		
3468	plastic baby of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	normal blueberry-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	huge mirror bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	spinning fireproof MacGyver's Seasonal Beret of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	quantum cold-filtered ghostly skewed cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 19
3475	moist bouncing blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 60
3476	dry boiled plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 24
3477	dry pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 13
3478	enhanced peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 62
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	olive psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	quadruple-wet blue glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 52
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	yummy beefy fish meat	3	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	spoiled glistening fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	flavorless slick fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	Jack Frost's fish scimitar of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3493	banded fish stick of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100
3494	huge up-at-dawn fish bazooka of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +5
3495	quadruple-tarnished quantum sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 13
3496	non-quantum modified bouncing bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 29
3497	high-proof tolerable pulsating narrow bottle of Pete's Sake	8	good	
3498	red invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	bouncing witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	cyan beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	rotten huge canapés	6	crappy	
3502	altered ghostly thermos of brew	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	mediocre glass of brandy	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	upside-down LWA ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3506	pulsating narrow LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	twirling scratch 'n' sniff sword of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	lime green huge spinning scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	green scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	jittery scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	gray scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	Lo Pan's Fonzie's ganger bandana	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	upside-down eel skin	0		
3517	eelskin hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	therapeutic eelskin pants	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	eelskin shield of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	bouncing pulsating perfumed nippy shark tooth necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3522	sage shark jumper of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10
3523	vacuum-sealed unsweetened maroon shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 18
3524	cold-filtered eel battery	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 14
3525	moist blinking blurry temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 31
3526	Sinatra's scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	jittery mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	tumbling rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	huge ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	blinking cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	mirror upside-down plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	twirling plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	Socratic depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	ribald energetic depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	depleted Grimacite grappling hook of dire peril of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	ruddy depleted Grimacite ninja mask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	crafty depleted Grimacite shinguards of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	pulsating censurious Herculean depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	Lo Pan's curative KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	asbestos-lined propeller beanie	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	narrow educational savvy straw hat of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	Jeselnik's sharpshooter's octopus's spade	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	mirror blue jittery glob of slime	0		
3555	moldy sea carrot	3	crappy	
3556	adequate sea cucumber	4	good	
3557	normal bouncing sea avocado	3	good	
3558	spoiled sea lychee	4	crappy	
3559	half-sized spoiled tumbling sea tangelo	2	crappy	
3560	adequate half-sized sea honeydew	2	good	
3561	tarnished energized pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 22
3562	quantum pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 52
3563	super-corrupted pressed pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 60
3564	watered-down aged berry-infused sake	2	awesome	
3565	bad weak tumbling mirror citrus-infused sake	2	decent	
3566	practically non-alcoholic smooth mirror melon-infused sake	1	awesome	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	zippy Newton's sponge helmet of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	reassuring chaotic electrified spongy shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3570	knitted square sponge pants of the dark arts of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	spinning six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	pulsating candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	upside-down gray pulsating sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	adequate rice	3	good	
3584	decent small irradiated candy cane	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	bland bite-sized blinking gingerbread mutant bugbear	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	artisanal oozenog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	ionized jittery sugar plum	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	aerosolized magnetized twirling sugar banana	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	oxidized mirror sugar lime	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	flattened tumbling wobbly sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	Jim Carey's Mer-kin hookspear of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 10, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	skewed Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	electrified electrified Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 52
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	Jim Carey's energetic deadly moist sailor's cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	frightening speargun of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
3601	banded compass	0		Damage Absorption: +100
3602	spinning broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	twirling bubblin' stone	0		
3606	ghostly jittery perfumed Herculean diving helmet of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	huge olive Temple Grandin's aerated diving helmet of the scaredy-cat of the detective	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	blue live nautical mine	0		
3609	red das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	activated sea grease	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 24
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	upside-down teal battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	pulsating olive twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	blinking rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	green pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	frozen unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	huge wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	twirling mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	squat chilly parasitic claw	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	mirror parasitic tentacles of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	scorching parasitic headgnawer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	upside-down upside-down stanky parasitic strangleworm	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	maroon burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	pickled jittery Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	teal radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	smelly grievous elven socks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	elven gloves of the dark arts of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	nippy festive holiday hat of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	savvy wizardly patent shoes	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	twirling blinking manspreader's gray bow tie of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	double-paned dog trainer's penguin thesaurus	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	moldy gray blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	green seaweed	0		
3641	cyan bouncing jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	shaking pufferfish spine	0		
3644	brainy depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	mediocre yellow bouncing blurry canteen of wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	spoiled small elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	spinning elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	huge pulsating magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	adequate gigantic toast with jam	8	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	special acceptable bouncing elven moonshine	4	good	Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	normal purple knuckle sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	scorching veiny psycho sweater	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	blurry fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	hale plastic Mob Penguin	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	lime green plastic mutant elf of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	quilted plastic fat stack of cash	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	slick plastic strand of DNA	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	huge dangerous plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	Putty mitre of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	Van der Graaf banded Putty leotard	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	lime green Putty ball of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	spinning auspicious Jack Frost's wizardly Putty snake	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	upside-down strapping glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	narrow glow-in-the-dark dart gun of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	knitted glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	stale can of franks 'n' beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	tolerable bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	squat throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	huge twirling Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	tumbling Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	blinking diving muff of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
3678	bad salinated mint julep	4	decent	
3679	squat upside-down ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	mirror bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	bland tempura carrot	4	decent	
3685	flavorless tempura cucumber	3	decent	
3686	adequate tempura avocado	3	good	
3687	flavorless squat sea broccoli	3	decent	
3688	bland immense sea cauliflower	6	decent	
3689	flavorless diet shaking tempura broccoli	1	decent	
3690	flavorless squat tempura cauliflower	3	decent	
3691	fancy normal wobbly sea blueberry	4	good	Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 25
3692	miniature stale upside-down sea persimmon	2	decent	
3693	galvanized corrupted lime green pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 32
3694	galvanized pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37
3695	Mer-kin digpick of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	spinning high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	narrow map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	huge marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	tumbling waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	cyan supercool strapping velcro broadsword of bravery	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
3706	zippy Lo Pan's brainy velcro paddle ball	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +20
3707	scorching velcro shield of dire peril of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3708	up-at-dawn wool stanky velcro boots	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3709	maroon executive non-stick pugil stick of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40
3710	Sherlock's Lo Pan's groovy teflon spatula	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25
3711	lightning-fast ruddy quilted teflon shield	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40
3712	family-friendly Da Vinci's supercool teflon swim fins	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3713	huge greedy wizardly 7-inch discus	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +20
3714	Annie Oakley's dangerous Rosewater's PVC staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3715	twirling scorching resourceful banded vinyl shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +25
3716	perfumed asbestos-lined deadly vinyl boots	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3717	wobbly decaying oar	0		
3718	ghostly twirling purple fishhook	0		
3719	cyan lantern	0		
3720	wobbly decaying pole	0		
3721	tumbling cyan decaying paddle	0		
3722	maroon ghostly squat spinning tarnished ring	0		
3723	cyan tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	twirling squat foggy glass globe	0		
3726	squat lime green ghostly possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	narrow pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	olive caret	0		
3731	family-friendly glass gnoll eye	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
3732	tarnished green cigar butt	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 33
3733	inspector's scorching manly bloomers	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	ribald Herculean handwarmer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3737	family-friendly lighter of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3738	toothsome yellow tumbling packet of beer nuts	3	awesome	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	wobbly spectral jelly	0		
3742	Vulcanized jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 11
3743	skewed unstable quark	0		
3744	ghostly software glitch	0		
3745	shaking fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	huge vampire pearl	0		
3747	upside-down bouncing mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	extra-aerosolized wobbly concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 20
3750	wobbly Jeselnik's vampire pearl earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
3751	normal diet chocolate chip brownies	1	good	
3753	bouncing Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	enhanced blurry love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	triple-quantum love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	ionized pressed love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	unsweetened love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	cold-filtered love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	tarnished love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	activated squat breath mint	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 58
3761	cyan cool vampire pearl ring	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
3762	savvy vampire pearl necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
3763	lousy slug of vodka	3	decent	
3764	drinkable slug of rum	3	good	
3765	drinkable weak blinking slug of shochu	2	good	
3766	perfectly mixed screwdiver	4	EPIC	
3767	mediocre upside-down dew yoana lei	3	decent	
3768	aged purple lychee chuhai	3	awesome	
3769	boozy fancy bad wobbly salacious screwdiver	5	decent	Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 25
3770	boozy mediocre dew yoana salacious lei	5	decent	
3771	high-proof lousy salacious lychee chuhai	8	decent	
3772	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic squat Alewife&trade; Ale	1	EPIC	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	narrow map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	jittery red Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	gray padded wicked pink pinkslip slip	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	twirling lard-coated Oprah's sea salt scrubs	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3778	ghostly extremely unsafe supercool amber aviator shades of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
3779	flattened polarized skewed blurry hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 19
3780	resourceful therapeutic nurse's hat of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	vaporized pulsating bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 40
3783	compressed blurry bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	twirling paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	squat wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	purple twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	shaking Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	yellow aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	stanky smelly brainy Mer-kin roundshield	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: 35
3804	teal huge Fonzie's Mer-kin breastplate of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3805	lime green lion tamer's Temple Grandin's Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	enhanced Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 16
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	ghostly Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	purple Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	massive normal chocolate-frosted king cake	9	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	green supercool plastic baby	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	yellow midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	snack-sized bland sea radish	2	decent	
3818	mirror asbestos-lined halibut of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
3819	blinking eel sauce	0		
3820	Sinatra's water-polo mitt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
3821	galvanized skewed syringe	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 42
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	Vulcanized Vulcanized wobbly blinking wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 25
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	blinking Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	ghostly plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	normal jumbo tempura radish	5	good	
3830	lightning-fast water-polo cap	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	watered-down bad Typical Tavern swill	2	decent	
3832	special bad tropical swill	3	decent	Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 20
3833	spirit-forward lousy blinking fruity girl swill	5	decent	
3834	delicious blended swill	3	awesome	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	squat zippy Annie Oakley's slick Elvish sunglasses of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	blurry brawny anniversary safety glass vest	0		Muscle Percent: +20
3838	anniversary burlap belt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
3839	sinister anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Spell Damage: +10
3840	ghostly anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	frightening anniversary pewter cape	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3842	horrifying out-of-tune biwa	0		Spooky Damage: +25
3843	greasy dented harmonica	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3844	upside-down ribald Da Vinci's magic whistle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
3845	tumbling plastic blowgun of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
3846	green twirling horrifying stanky flame-wreathed jungle drum	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
3847	Temple Grandin's hippy bongo	0		Familiar Weight: +7
3848	resourceful knob bugle	0		Maximum MP: +50
3849	jittery mirror prompt rosewater-soaked 4-dimensional guitar	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3
3850	boxing glove of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3851	wool Temple Grandin's boxing glove on a spring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +1
3852	squat experienced half-sized guitar of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +2
3853	asbestos-lined bass drum of courage	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
3854	medical-grade pixel boomerang	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3855	scandalous nippy steel-toed world's smallest violin	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
3856	sharpshooter's vibrating ocarina of space of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3857	pulsating healthy a butt tuba	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3858	bouncing red wizardly bone flute	0		Mysticality: +25
3859	ribald infernal fife	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
3860	yellow dangerous charming flute	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	lime green shaking crafty veiny grass whistle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10
3863	sinister plastic guitar of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25
3864	vibrating finger cymbals	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3865	toasty electrified kettle drum	0		Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3866	curative rock-hard double-barreled sling	0		Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3867	magilaser blastercannon of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +20
3868	jittery stylish hanky&#363;	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +5, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	spinning Usain Bolt's ultimate ultimate frisbee of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
3870	cyan stolen office supplies	0		
3871	manspreader's office-supply crossbow of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -5
3872	pulsating double-paned pocket theremin	0		Cold Resistance: +5
3873	tumbling razor-sharp rave whistle of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	blurry shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	jittery hellseal sinew	0		
3879	squat torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	Lo Pan's fouet de tortue-dressage of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	shaking skewed decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	colloidal vial of slime	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 64
3886	quantum boiled squat vial of slime	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 23
3887	flattened irradiated pulsating vial of slime	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 17
3888	quadruple-warmed vial of slime	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 60
3889	magnetized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 16
3890	quantum vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 45
3891	tarnished enhanced vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 39
3892	quantum super-pickled vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 34
3893	cold-filtered vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 65
3894	unsweetened double-dry vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 43
3895	concentrated vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 65
3896	flattened pickled mirror vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 42
3897	quadruple-magnetized ghostly skewed vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 24
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	yellow figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	wobbly figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	aged special practically non-alcoholic shaking blended swill with a fly in it	1	awesome	Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 5
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	brawny turtle wax shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20
3916	narrow razor-sharp turtle wax helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	turtle wax greaves of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	up-at-dawn meat shield	0		Adventures: +5
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	narrow Jack Frost's friendly turtlemail coif	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	shellacked Fonzie's turtlemail breeches	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	blurry studded turtlemail hauberk of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	up-at-dawn brainy spiky turtle helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	teal Annie Oakley's spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	double-paned spiky turtle shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5
3927	teal turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	squat syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	double-oxidized tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 24
3931	twirling sinister severed flipper of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	Usain Bolt's auspicious bad-ass club	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	unsweetened galvanized blue hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 41
3936	adjusted concentrated scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 37
3937	improved alkaline fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 62
3938	stanky club of corruption	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	boxer's corrupt club of corruption	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	studded corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	family-friendly Jeselnik's supercool evil-ass club	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	nasty-ass club of the empath of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	narrow Oprah's hardy infernal toilet brush	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	aromatic Annie Oakley's shadowy seal eye	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	hardy oyster egg balloon	0		Maximum HP: +50
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	huge key	0		
3951	wobbly bouncing Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	ghostly martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	maroon skewed tin of caviar	0		
3958	knitted bejeweled cufflinks	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3959	yellow garish pinky ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3960	baleful designer sunglasses	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3961	cyan avaricious opera glasses of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7
3962	mirror teal designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	frozen deionized liquefied cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 57
3966	careful Fonzie's hot-ass club of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	jittery avaricious horrifying beefcake's frigid-ass club	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	stanky Annie Oakley's creepy-ass club of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	irradiated improved teal sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 20
3970	thinker's Abyssal ember of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	dry frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 29
3972	wobbly blinking seal spine of doom of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	adjusted non-colloidal seal lube	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 15
3974	spinning fireproof mannequin leg of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	wicked Samson's padded tortoise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +5
3976	blue Jim Carey's tortoboggan of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	sharpshooter's studded painted shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	blurry shell	0		
3981	teal torquoise	0		
3982	energetic wholesome torquoise ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3983	bouncing dueling turtle	0		
3984	beefy dueling banjo of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	spinning samurai turtle	0		
3987	sharpshooter's samurai turtle helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	wobbly banded turtle shell helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	bouncing slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	twirling twirling slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	squat maroon string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	compressed spinning agua de vida	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	Lo Pan's experienced tortoboggan shield	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +30
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	soup-chucks of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
4005	chilled tumbling ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 54
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	blurry memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	mirror memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	jittery memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	red memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	tumbling memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	gravedigger's greaves	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	Lo Pan's piece of rebar of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5
4021	bouncing deadly groovy shovel of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25
4022	flame-retardant razor-sharp necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100
4023	prompt Temple Grandin's manspreader's speargun	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3
4024	shaking family-friendly extremely unsafe compass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4025	hale Newton's helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	mirror lime green sizzling lion tamer's strapping lantern	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10
4027	up-at-dawn chilly greaves of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	lard-coated quilted extremely unsafe club	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	shaking memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	tumbling blinking memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	twirling memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	upside-down caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	stale teal slimy sweetbreads	4	decent	
4038	watered-down perfectly mixed slimy fermented bile bladder	2	EPIC	
4039	distilled shaking slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	rosewater-soaked supercharged pig-iron helm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	zippy pig-iron shinguards of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	lime green inspector's pig-iron bracers of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	shaking bouncing wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	dog trainer's wumpus-hair whip	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	dangerous wumpus-hair wig of the scaredy-cat of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	cyan Annie Oakley's supercharged occult wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	wumpus-hair sweater of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	squat Herculean ring of teleportation	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	weak hand-crafted blue White Hyborian	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	vibrating goblin hunting spear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	blinking crafty slick goblin autoblowgun	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	tribal beads of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	huge crafty stone fist of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	Annie Oakley's stone head	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	mirror Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	mirror Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	tumbling Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	pulsating yellow essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	blurry jittery essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	bouncing essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	cyan multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	Oprah's villainous scythe of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 90, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	wobbly purple hardened brawny baneful bandolier	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	Van der Graaf vibrating diabolical crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	blinking jittery quilted Da Vinci's malevolent medallion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	coward's energetic corrosive cowl	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	zippy resourceful grisly shield	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	ghostly hale corroded breeches of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	blurry jittery wobbly quilted pernicious cudgel of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	flavorless cupcake-in-a-cup	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	diet yummy protein paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	Temple Grandin's experienced cyber-mattock	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	spinning yellow facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	huge X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	dry neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	dry purple jittery physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	shaking slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	upside-down medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	boxer's peawee marble	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4096	brown crock marble of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
4097	careful China marble	0		Monster Level: -10
4098	lemonade marble of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4099	bumblebee marble of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
4100	boxer's jet bennie marble	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4101	extremely unsafe beige clambroth marble of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4102	spinning fireproof steely marble	0		Hot Resistance: +3
4103	asbestos-lined resourceful beach ball marble of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
4104	deadly catseye marble	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4105	stanky bumboozer marble	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4106	Herculean chamoisole	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
4107	double-polymerized bitter pill	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 18
4108	Tesla stylish monstrous monocle	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	scandalous stanky musty moccasins	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	molten medallion of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	bouncing Da Vinci's brazen bracelet of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	shellacked educational bitter bowtie	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	lime green bewitching boots of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	pulsating secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	pulsating sizzling crafty Oprah's rickety unicycle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
4117	resourceful deadly thinker's crusty hula hoop	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
4118	steel-toed supercool Coily&trade; of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +100
4119	flame-retardant extremely unsafe slick school flying disc	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1
4120	squat greedy flame-retardant wholesome lawn dart	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20
4121	Temple Grandin's deadly wagon of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	double-paned crown-shaped beanie of James Dean of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	horrifying mansplainer's hopping socks of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
4125	electrified vibrating brawny poodle skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	wobbly sinister letterman's jacket of dire peril of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4127	executive Sherlock's groovy hardened slime hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	sage hardened slime pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	maroon aromatic Annie Oakley's hardened slime belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	distilled upside-down boot plant	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	acceptable squat sham champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	boiled tumbling tempura air	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 44
4134	warmed twirling pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 53
4135	wobbly moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	smelly coward's Oprah's Bag o' Tricks of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	teal a creased paper strip	0		
4140	yellow a folded paper strip	0		
4141	narrow a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	tumbling a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	bouncing a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	pulsating blinking personal trainer's funny paper hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	altered ionized green sand	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 28
4147	huge therapeutic stiffened charged magnet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	tumbling stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	pulsating lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	ionized polymerized dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	quantum non-boiled Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 65
4153	bouncing rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	huge pulsating live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	upside-down gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	strong hand-crafted pebblebr&auml;u	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	bland massive jittery rocky road ice cream	10	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	upside-down blue extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	magnetized children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 47
4164	warmed blurry Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 36
4165	skewed greasy electrified baleful Staff of the Soupbone	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4166	spinning energetic Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	shaking cool Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	Voluminous Radio Sneakers of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4169	fuchsia 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	frosty rock helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	rock pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	fuchsia boxer's rock necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	wobbly sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	manspreader's sugar shotgun	0		Monster Level: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	bouncing pulsating rosewater-soaked sugar shillelagh	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	curative sugar shank	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	wobbly lard-coated scorching weightlifter's sugar chapeau	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	flame-retardant sugar shorts	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	lime green bouncing bouncing slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	pulsating slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	studded slime convention pin	0		Damage Absorption: +80
4188	squat slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	huge inverse geode	0		
4190	upside-down spinning control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	sugar shirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	greasy rave visor	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	baggy rave pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	personal trainer's pacifier necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	teal sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	chilly savvy sea cowboy hat of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	olive grouper fangirl	0		
4201	shaking gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	spinning urchin roe	0		
4203	tumbling pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	narrow Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	foul-smelling dangerous brand new key	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10
4207	aromatic dorsal fin	0		Stench Resistance: +1
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	wobbly skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	green razor-sharp skate blade of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	blue friendly weightlifter's collapsible baton	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +3
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	electrified adjusted blinking groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 21
4219	vibrating skate board of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	rock-hard yield shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	shaking map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	green squat squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	pulsating boxer's Star of Bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	mirror perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	gray amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bouncing bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	pat&eacute; knife of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
4235	squat salt-shaker	0		
4236	gray squat can of sterno	0		
4237	cheese-slicer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4238	adequate snack-sized beef jerky	2	good	
4239	banded pipe wrench	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4240	denatured flattened gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 67
4241	avaricious sleep mask	0		Meat Drop: +30, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	red upside-down Usain Bolt's sock garters	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
4243	pickled mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 20
4244	spinning leather-bound tome of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	veiny ivory cue ball	0		Maximum HP: +10
4247	tolerable ghostly decanter of fine Scotch	4	good	
4248	mixed jittery expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 5
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	twirling fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	colloidal irradiated vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 24
4253	galvanized potion of speed	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 14
4254	jittery squat bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	lime green Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	super-galvanized enhanced galvanized gray huge upside-down sap	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	adequate blurry jittery chocolate-covered scarab beetle	4	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	aged green mulled cider	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	twirling wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	Sinatra's bark boxers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	upside-down grievous bark beret	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	pulsating bark bracelet of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
4267	Sherlock's double-paned Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	tumbling toasty sage Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	auspicious Angelhair Culottes of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	careful Newman's Own Trousers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	skewed horrifying Volartta's bellbottoms of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	Jim Carey's razor-sharp Lederhosen of the Night	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	colloidal mirror ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	gray scandalous cool brainy Underworld truncheon	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	purple double-paned rosy-cheeked Staff of the Woodfire of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	double-paned toasty electrified Underworld flail	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	blue shaking Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	miser's Mer-kin bunwig of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	sharpshooter's deadly Rosewater's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	zippy mansplainer's crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	executive extremely unsafe Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	aromatic nasty dangerous Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	skewed reassuring double-paned Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	double-paned nippy dance instructor's Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	executive steel-toed forbidden Mer-kin headguard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	narrow Mer-kin waistrope of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
4290	ribald chaotic Mer-kin facecowl of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
4291	Sinatra's Mer-kin thighguard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
4292	upside-down fireproof nasty Mer-kin dodgeball of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	scorching Herculean Mer-kin dragnet of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	blurry sharpshooter's quilted Mer-kin switchblade of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	wool grievous Ass-Stompers of Violence of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	energetic stiffened personal trainer's Brand of Violence	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the dark arts of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4300	knitted Fonzie's Lens of Violence of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	twirling teal resourceful fortified Pigsticker of Violence of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100
4302	auspicious horrifying groovy Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	shellacked studded boxer's Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	yellow prompt Samson's boxer's Girdle of Hatred	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	vibrating veiny Staff of Simmering Hatred of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
4306	friendly forbidden Pantaloons of Hatred of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	prompt MacGyver's veiny Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4308	twirling fuchsia gravedigger's Lens of Hatred of wisdom of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	executive lion tamer's MacGyver's Treads of Loathing	0		Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	frosty curative strapping Scepter of Loathing	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Cloathing
4311	spinning flame-retardant Jeselnik's stanky Belt of Loathing	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	Goggles of Loathing of wisdom of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: 35, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	bouncing thinker's Stick-Knife of Loathing of vim and vigor of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Cloathing
4314	medical-grade cool Jeans of Loathing of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	red miser's Annual Ascot	0		Meat Drop: +10
4316	blinking rock-hard Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of wisdom of doom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	razor-sharp Samson's beefcake's Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	tumbling up-at-dawn scorching mansplainer's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	huge up-at-dawn resourceful Windsor Pan of the Source of terror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	fireproof clever smooth Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	blinking zippy auspicious Annie Oakley's The Trickster's Trikitixa of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	manspreader's beefcake's Claw of the Infernal Seal of the cougar	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	mirror teal greedy chaotic quilted Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	aromatic crafty wholesome Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	olive double-paned Bling of the New Wave of Leguizamo of horror	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	friendly baleful La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	cyan suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	miniature rotten candy kneecapping stick	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	small rotten licorice garrote	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	grievous candy knuckles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	bland jawbruiser	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	chilled galvanized fuchsia chocolate car	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	blinking beefcake's plastic 11 Dealer	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	fuchsia fortified plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	blurry inspector's plastic stocking mimic	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	razor-sharp plastic Don Crimbo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	fireproof plastic Crimbomination	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	diffused tumbling Piddles	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	ionized wet skewed BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	adjusted tumbling Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	twirling pulsating Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	yellow Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	blinking gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	chilly snow hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	squat manspreader's snow pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	squat razor-sharp snow belly	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	mirror wobbly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	wobbly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	olive A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	maroon A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	spoiled gray ghostly expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	cold-filtered maroon elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	decent miniature penguin focaccia bread	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	drinkable herringcello	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	fancy mediocre triple-distilled green elven cellocello	8	decent	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	lime green chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	upside-down grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	bouncing spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	blinking narrow Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	lime green throwing wrench of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	Da Vinci's pair of bolt cutters	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	poison pen of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	lime green veiny speed limit shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	Socratic live wire of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	blinking Rosewater's misfit dolly of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	brawny misfit hobby horse of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	misfit teddy bear of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	savvy brainy pocketwatch on a chain	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	experienced cement sandals of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	twirling Van der Graaf night-vision goggles of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	red passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	dance instructor's peanut brittle shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	frightening smartaleck's Red Rover BB gun	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	pulsating wizardly red-and-green sweater	0		Mysticality: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	chilled polarized wobbly Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	super-warmed vacuum-sealed huge Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	energized extra-unsweetened olive Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	personal trainer's cheese sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	huge beefy cheese diaper	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	spinning friendly cheese wheel	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	spinning ghostly wizardly cheese eye	0		Mysticality: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	mirror Rosewater's Staff of Queso Escusado of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	ghostly foreign box	0		
4406	spinning upside-down The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	skewed Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	twirling A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	fuchsia The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	twirling Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	snack-sized flavorless quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	mediocre Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	blue pulsating colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	smelly sealhide hood	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	blurry sinister sealhide leggings	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	Rosewater's sealhide cloak	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4418	skewed Lo Pan's sealhide buckler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
4419	sealhide whip of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
4420	perfumed sealhide moccasins	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4421	medical-grade sealhide gloves	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4422	occult sealhide belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	vacuum-sealed non-wet purple sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 46
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	olive groovy glowstick on a string	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Raveosity: +1
4429	stanky candy necklace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	teddybear backpack of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Raveosity: +1
4431	upside-down skewed NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	concentrated magnetized invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	colloidal flattened electrified irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	galvanized dry narrow irritability potion	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	blurry cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	green hellseal claw	0		
4440	groovy guard turtle shell	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	steel-toed crowbar	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4442	tumbling flame-wreathed spaghetti cult rosary	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
4443	cool spaghetti cult mask	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	bouncing blue guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	Da Vinci's spangly mariachi pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	curative spangly mariachi vest of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4447	spangly sombrero of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	powdered shaking shaking tumbling Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	blurry painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	pointy hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	narrow stiffened machetito	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	savvy lawnmower blade	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	strapping The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	steel-toed sinister snailmail coif	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	jittery greedy smartaleck's snailmail breeches	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	flame-retardant snailmail hauberk of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +1
4461	liquefied pulsating wobbly wobbly seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 67
4462	warmed chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 52
4463	dry twirling chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 23
4464	galvanized pulsating twirling chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 42
4465	dry deionized chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 14
4466	electrified double-modified chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 22
4467	liquefied purple narrow chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 35
4468	twirling Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	scorching BRICKO hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	skewed sage BRICKO pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	toasty BRICKO sword	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	upside-down BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	olive narrow BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	green wobbly BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	yellow BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	fuchsia BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	huge BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	thinker's BRICKO bulwark	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	huge BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gray blurry gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	maroon gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	tumbling BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	tumbling BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	spinning BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	spinning BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	gray extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	adjusted enhanced super-activated green recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 22
4498	nitrogenated recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 39
4499	magnetized green recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 65
4500	extra-chilled extra-boiled recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 14
4501	dry squat recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 33
4502	super-aerosolized fuchsia recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 66
4503	colloidal bouncing recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	huge Sherlock's boxer's heart of the volcano	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
4505	boiled polarized Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 11
4506	blurry skewed puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	adjusted jittery &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	shaking reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	small moldy narrow blue walrus ice cream	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	bland beautiful soup	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	stale Humpty Dumplings	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	flavorless snack-sized tumbling Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	strong aged bouncing blurry missing wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	miniature tasty special matter custard	2	awesome	Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	vacuum-sealed extra-magnetized mirror comfit?	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	gray upside-down ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	stanky hale flamingo mallet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	sharpshooter's Sinatra's eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	upside-down Rosewater's wig of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	half-sized spoiled donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	miniature tasty bucket of honey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	hardy beefy elephant stinger	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	moldy blurry dragon snaps	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	baleful snapdragon pistil of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	bland rook cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	immense normal bishop cookie	8	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	adequate knight cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	normal tiny king cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	diet moldy skewed red queen cookie	1	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	ghostly fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	bouncing insane tophat	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	shaking blinking nasty helm of the knight of horror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	mirror reassuring ribald wristwatch of the knight	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	beefy trousers of the knight of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	tophat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	Da Vinci's tie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
4543	Samson's tuxedo pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	blinking porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	mirror squat pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	narrow carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	shaking weightlifter's detour shield	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	gray pulsating right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	skewed equal sign	0		
4559	cyan record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	red map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	blinking hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	smooth irresponsibly strong narrow world's most unappetizing beverage	6	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	slippery when wet shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	gigantic spoiled mirror raisin	9	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	twirling asbestos-lined flyest of shirts of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	stale bouncing a dance upon the palate	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	moldy shaking prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	lime green Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	massive bland spinning squirmy violent party snack	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	tumbling horrifying can-you-dig-it?	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	blurry The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	wobbly panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	twirling huge meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	extra-oxidized Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	skewed school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	Tesla T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	blurry fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	shaking glob of skin	0		
4584	spoiled upside-down six wedges of goat cheese	4	crappy	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	blinking goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	cyan perfumed pixel whip	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4590	fuchsia wizardly pixel chain whip	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	stylish pixel morning star	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	blurry pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	mirror pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	wobbly 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pulsating upside-down gray pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	maroon map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	aged plastic cup of beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	blinking orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	smartaleck's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	tasty special half-sized sun-dried tofu	2	awesome	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	bad weak maroon narrow soyburger juice	2	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	pulsating respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	pulsating essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	super-galvanized essential soy	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	double-tarnished anodized essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	scandalous Crown of Thrones	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	lousy fancy Cinco Mayo Lager	3	decent	Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	spinning Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	squat pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	squat frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	gray Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	quadruple-corrupted upside-down tumbling chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	jumbo bland pawn cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	modified spinning coffee pixie stick	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	blurry blinking finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	cyan parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	forbidden plastic spider ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	fuchsia executive plastic kazoo	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	curative inflatable baseball bat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	blue Annie Oakley's Herculean googly-star hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	squat tumbling rosy-cheeked educational googly-ball hat	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	Socratic cool googly-heart hat	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	quilted dangerous super-sweet boom box	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	flame-retardant frosty stiffened sinister demon mask	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	aromatic sizzling streetfighting champion's belt of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	smooth Space Trip safety headphones of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	brawny LARP carp	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4641	lime green hale KoL Con Six Pack of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4642	scandalous Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4643	rxr shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	wobbly coward's studded beefy Juju Mojo Mask	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	Tesla space trooper helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	double-paned thinker's Meteoid ice beam of the detective	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	censurious sharpshooter's Dungeon Fist gauntlet of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	pulsating Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	double-paned padded ironic knit cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	beefcake's ironic battle spoon	0		Muscle: +25
4655	friendly baleful ironic jogging shorts	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	lion tamer's mole skin notebook	0		Experience (familiar): +2
4657	skewed pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	clever blackberry galoshes	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
4660	blue miser's trout fang of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	decent diet poisonous caviar	1	good	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	flattened frozen gray wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	rosewater-soaked sharpshooter's Ellsbury's skull	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	hot plate of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Thorns: 1
4666	teal spinning scandalous Socratic imp unity ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5
4667	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4668	narrow supercool observational glasses	0		Moxie Percent: +20
4669	shaking cool hilarious comedy prop	0		Moxie: +5
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	watered-down acceptable booze-soaked cherry	2	good	
4672	lime green shaking comfy pillow	0		
4673	spoiled mirror marshmallow	3	crappy	
4674	bite-sized normal sponge cake	1	good	
4675	triple-distilled artisanal pulsating gin-soaked blotter paper	8	EPIC	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	huge unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	jittery cyan volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	mirror pottery shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	Usain Bolt's razor-sharp pottery hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	lion tamer's pottery training pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	censurious pottery club	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	pottery yo-yo of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	ghostly pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	yellow fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	spinning fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	upside-down fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	ghostly fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	narrow fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	yellow fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	teal affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	squat tumbling hardy razor-sharp beefy Greatest American Pants	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	shaking Temple Grandin's fossilized necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	green imp air	0		
4699	mirror bus pass	0		
4700	spinning fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	squat bouncing archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	clever red-hot medallion	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	spinning sinister tablet	0		
4707	jittery skewed E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	yellow GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	bouncing skewed olive popsicle stick	0		
4714	stale red lemon popsicle	3	decent	
4715	snack-sized moldy popsicle	2	crappy	
4716	special spoiled pulsating strawberry popsicle	3	crappy	Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 5
4717	normal liver popsicle	4	good	
4718	zippy mariachi hat	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	double-paned Hollandaise helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	miniature rotten liver and let pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	decent badass pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	spoiled fancy wobbly shoo-fish pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	spoiled small piping organ pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	rotten igloo pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	decent bite-sized stomach turnover	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	moldy enchanted ghostly dead lights pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	flavorless big throbbing organ pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	stop shield of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	skewed nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	mirror rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	therapeutic beer-soaked mop	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4738	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic day-old beer	1	EPIC	
4739	hand-crafted weak plain beer	2	EPIC	
4740	perfectly mixed weak blurry overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	2	EPIC	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	ionized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
4745	aerosolized improved oxidized Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 49
4746	denatured bouncing Pain Dip	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 68
4747	toothsome bone meal	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong narrow bone aperitif	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	skewed ruddy bonerang	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	twirling bone and arrows of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	Newton's boning knife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	medical-grade bone crusher	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	teal flame-retardant bone spurs	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	narrow up-at-dawn bonedanna of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	auspicious Herculean boneana hammock	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	corrupted vacuum-sealed blue mirror candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	bouncing twirling Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	teal packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	narrow huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	moldy pumpkin pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	aged pumpkin beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	cold-filtered flattened diffused pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	cyan pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	shin gourds of the brazier of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	nippy rosy-cheeked wholesome Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	purple Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	blurry blinking Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	blurry Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	olive Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	small stale huge CRIMBCOIDS mints	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	spinning can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	bland CRIMBCOLOAF	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	spoiled spinning circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	tumbling mirror steel-toed plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	Fonzie's plastic fax machine	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	plastic hobo elf of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	jittery smelly plastic Mr. Mination	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	ribald plastic Best Game Ever	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	yellow hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	ghostly robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	skewed robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	tumbling robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	upside-down robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	pulsating robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	spoiled pulsating tumbling triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	adequate gigantic square CRIMBCOOKIE	6	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	flame-retardant bindlestocking of incineration of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	spinning sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	upside-down Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	coward's sharpshooter's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	shaking aromatic smartaleck's Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	spinning dance instructor's Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	smelly boxer's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	twirling wizardly Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	foul-smelling brawny Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	warmed blinking chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	fortified gift-a-pult	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	altered holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	skewed CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	ghostly Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	pulsating paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	blurry bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	upside-down experienced CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	jittery red pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	skewed paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	miser's fireproof Socratic paperclip-on tie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	paperclip pants of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	jittery Usain Bolt's clever paperclip turban of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	sizzling paperclip cape	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	squat blurry BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	corrupted blue blurry chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	denatured wobbly bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	deionized quadruple-adjusted tumbling squat incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	diffused moist myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	upside-down CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	aged CRIMBCO wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	huge Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	ghostly toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	bland fancy super-sized toe jam toast	5	decent	Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	wobbly blinking traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	spoiled traffic jam toast	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	huge space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	delicious super-sized pulsating space jam toast	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	concentrated pulsating motivational poster	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	spinning pulsating slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	normal big blinking festive sausage	5	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	bite-sized delicious holiday cheese log	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	purple twirling sizzling BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	stanky nippy BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	flame-wreathed BGE pocket calendar	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	shaking BGE plastic toy of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	purple rosewater-soaked stapler bear	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	nasty adhesive tape dolly	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	nippy scissor duck	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	gray coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	narrow jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	teal sizzling Seven Loco of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	pulsating yellow Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	upside-down Tesla Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	scandalous Loathing Legion moondial	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	bouncing Jim Carey's Loathing Legion necktie	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	Rosewater's Loathing Legion knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	bouncing purple Jack Frost's Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	Loathing Legion can opener of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	ghostly Jim Carey's dance instructor's Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	wobbly supercool Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	brainy Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Mysticality: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	chilly Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	Loathing Legion double prism of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	Loathing Legion tape measure of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	jittery Loathing Legion kitchen sink of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	studded Loathing Legion abacus	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	avaricious Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	upside-down Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	red Loathing Legion hammer of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	squat upside-down a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	jittery quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	pulsating time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	normal blurry purple Knob jelly donut	4	good	
4942	maroon Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	twirling fuchsia Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	nitrogenated weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 21
4950	non-energized triple-irradiated abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 21
4951	wobbly Rosewater's flimsy clipboard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4952	aerosolized blue baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 56
4953	wicked whalebone corset of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
4954	fireproof oven mitts	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4955	toothsome half-sized overcookie	2	awesome	
4956	rotten philosopher's scone	3	crappy	
4957	nitrogenated shaking gray half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 50
4958	inspector's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Item Drop: +15
4959	bland Knob nuts	4	decent	
4960	artisanal Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4	EPIC	
4961	purple Subject 37 file	0		
4962	blinking pulsating rock-hard extremely unsafe mysterious lapel pin	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	upside-down ghostly Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	blurry Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	spinning Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	huge ghostly Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	squat Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	narrow Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	upside-down Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	blurry Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	blue narrow Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	yellow Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	cyan Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	narrow Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	gray baleful card sleeve	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	adequate wasabi pocky	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	tasty gigantic tobiko pocky	7	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	flavorless natto pocky	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	delicious high-proof squat wasabi-infused sake	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	tolerable weak tobiko-infused sake	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	hand-crafted natto-infused sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	ionized spinning purple pulsating mirror wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	wet ionized blue tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	extra-pickled narrow natto marble soda	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	tarnished energized activated blinking green elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	weak acceptable marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	drinkable cranberry schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	fancy weak hand-crafted breaded beer	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	triple-distilled perfectly mixed yellow soy cordial	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	squat shaking Socratic astral bludgeon of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +5
5029	hale arcane researcher's astral shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20
5030	yellow nasty vibrating cool astral chapeau	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	shaking miser's hale astral bracer of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
5032	healthy deadly astral longbow of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
5033	Tesla wizardly astral shorts of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	pulsating friendly hardy educational astral mace	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3
5035	stiffened quilted Sinatra's astral trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	squat bouncing miser's astral ring of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100
5037	Annie Oakley's baleful astral statuette of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
5038	resourceful strapping astral pistol of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +50
5039	lime green dog trainer's extremely unsafe astral mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	fuchsia Sherlock's knitted quilted astral shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
5042	narrow up-at-dawn wicked astral belt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
5043	moldy twirling astral hot dog	4	???	
5044	smooth weak astral pilsner	2	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	bouncing olive astral six-pack	0		
5047	twirling Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	maroon shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	friendly smooth cool double-ice cap	0		Moxie: 20, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	nasty Van der Graaf electrified double-ice box	0		Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 12, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	hale rock-hard double-ice britches of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	tumbling best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	activated pressed Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	diffused super-pressed shaking Red Pill	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	ghostly boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	mirror voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	narrow huge squat the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	maroon shaking Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	decent spaghetti con calaveras	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	decent snack-sized jittery popcorn	2	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	huge stale chaos popcorn	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	fireproof foul-smelling strapping hole	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	snack-sized rotten s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	mediocre Russian Ice	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	shaking clay ashtray of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	crafty lanyard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	huge hardened monster pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	blinking box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	colloidal mirror Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	pulsating prompt beefcake's Van der Graaf helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	cool crutch	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	gray Herculean shock belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	flattened anodized altered blurry gray Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	spinning ghostly frightening rubber band gun	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	smartaleck's pin-stripe slacks	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	knitted gloves	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	moist unsweetened upside-down correction fluid	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	skewed flame-retardant Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	green Usain Bolt's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	forbidden Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	spinning Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	brawny Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	wobbly huge lightning-fast Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	twirling shaking perfumed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	smartaleck's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	gravedigger's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	energetic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	fuchsia pulsating quilted Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	squat wobbly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	gravedigger's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	tumbling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	unsweetened willyweed	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	flattened ghostly Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	non-concentrated chilled fish juice box	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	pulsating paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	perfectly mixed Jeppson's Malort	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	stress ball of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	narrow Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	maroon Ultracolor&trade; shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	mirror My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	blinking A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	blinking Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	blinking sinister dangerous Admiral's hat of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	vibrating arcane researcher's beefy aviator's cap	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	upside-down rock-hard mirrored aviator shades of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	lime green Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	narrow Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	blinking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	twirling Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	purple spinning jittery Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	liquefied modified vacuum-sealed squat Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	adequate elven hardtack	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	acceptable elven squeeze	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	spinning E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	huge E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	blinking E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	dehydrated twirling astral energy drink	1		
5141	shaking upside-down Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	blinking moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	blurry handful of honey	0		
5145	polarized cold-filtered ghostly honeypot	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 19
5146	bland wild honey pie	4	decent	
5147	lousy honey mead	3	decent	
5148	mirror green aromatic Fonzie's honey dipper of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +1
5149	yellow Temple Grandin's forbidden honeybritches of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	wool fortified honeycap of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	Tesla Moonthril Circlet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	nasty Moonthril Greaves	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	purple Sinatra's Moonthril Flamberge	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	banded Moonthril Longbow	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Moonthril Cuirass of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	brainy plush alielf	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	polymerized squat Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	green savvy plush dogcat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	blurry Oprah's plush hamsterpus	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	nasty plush ferrelf	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	fortified plush alien hamsterpus	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	squat clever plush mutated alielf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	red lard-coated baleful plush mutated alielephant	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	girl of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	blinking fuchsia pulsating synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	deionized boiled transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	bouncing Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	strong hand-crafted Saison du Lune	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Moonthril Schnapps	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	mediocre high-proof bouncing Wrecked Generator	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	tasty ghostly Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	toothsome gigantic Crepes a la Lune	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	snack-sized adequate mirror narrow Moon Pie	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	polymerized pickled Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	oxidized blinking Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	magnetized 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	twirling Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	colloidal Vulcanized honey stick	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 25
5189	dry modified deionized pulsating maroon double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	curative padded Operation Patriot Shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	quadruple-colloidal corrupted data	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	pulsating 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	blue exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	jittery cyan Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	pulsating Great S-Cape of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	maroon resourceful Marvelous Unitard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	boiled wobbly gooey paste	1	good	Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	altered squat beastly paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	mixed paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	vaporized narrow ectoplasmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	twisted upside-down greasy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	pickled squat pulsating ghostly bug paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	modified bouncing hippy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	distilled mirror fuchsia orc paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	modified lime green blinking mirror demonic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	vaporized huge olive indescribably horrible paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	powdered blinking paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	denatured spinning goblin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	compressed upside-down blurry green pirate paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	modified shaking shaking chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	vaporized huge ghostly paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	compressed shaking olive Mer-kin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	dried squat slimy paste	1	good	Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	distilled spinning penguin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	diluted mirror elemental paste	1	decent	Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	distilled cosmic paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	modified blinking hobo paste	1	decent	Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	distilled mirror Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	blurry Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	twirling bouncing yellow Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	stale small Ur-Donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	teal The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	drinkable bucket of wine	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	moldy ultrafondue	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	rosy-cheeked shining halo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	furry halo of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	mirror frosty halo of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	flame-wreathed time halo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	bad Lumineux Limnio	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	artisanal spirit-forward Morto Moreto	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	watered-down lousy skewed Temps Tempranillo	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	delicious Bordeaux Marteaux	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	smooth high-proof Fromage Pinotage	6	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Beignet Milgranet	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	lousy Muschat	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	spoiled blue cool jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	fancy flavorless shrapnel jelly donut	3	decent	Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	enchanted decent huge occult jelly donut	7	good	Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	adequate thyme jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	flavorless diet spinning danish	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	bland smashed danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	tiny delicious forbidden danish	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	decent immense cool cat claw	10	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	adequate blinking blunt cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	spoiled red shadowy cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	rotten cheezburger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	normal immense toasted brie	9	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	polarized wobbly potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	quantum jittery too legit potion	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	unsweetened dry narrow narrow Bright Water	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	wet cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	concentrated liquefied mirror graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	galvanized bouncing cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	deionized liquefied potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	extra-dry fuchsia potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	quadruple-dry non-cold-filtered skewed potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	oxidized alkaline huge blurry potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	super-ionized potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	tumbling chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	fuchsia blurry broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	olive skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	twirling razor-sharp hammerus	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	jittery mirror blunt icepick of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	arcane researcher's fluorescent lightbulb	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	boxer's blammer of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	shellacked clock-cleaning hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	studded broken clock	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	upside-down auspicious dethklok	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	huge hardened glacial clock	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	bouncing d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	mirror d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	spinning generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	huge slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	fuchsia bouncing dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	normal phish stick	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	avaricious coward's plastic vampire fangs of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	jittery fuchsia Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	Jim Carey's Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	veiny beefy Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Jeselnik's Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	squat ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	blurry spinning chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	magnetized diffused jittery olive ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	altered blurry necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	alkaline irradiated bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	wet irradiated shaking whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	dry narrow jittery maroon press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	enhanced Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	diffused cold-filtered tumbling Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	tarnished oxidized Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	deionized unsweetened twirling Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	alkaline concentrated red Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	lousy spirit-forward huge upside-down Ecto-Cooler	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	mediocre irresponsibly strong gray huge Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	bad Blood Light	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	mediocre olive upside-down Silver Bullet beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	enchanted bad Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	decent	Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	jittery ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	activated jittery sorority brain	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	irradiated liquefied extra-Vulcanized Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	pressed super-irradiated yellow drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	fuchsia throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	scandalous extra-see-thru nightie	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	jittery frosty sharpshooter's BRAINS shorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	wholesome Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	pulsating savvy scrunchie	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	spinning scorching savvy extremely skinny jeans	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	ghostly The Necbromancer's Hat of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	family-friendly ruddy The Necbromancer's Stein of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 90, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	stiffened sinister The Necbromancer's Shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	up-at-dawn lightning-fast scorching The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	bad spinning The Cooler Out of Space	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	huge The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	narrow sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	altered non-polarized Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	wobbly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	gray A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	pulsating A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	ghostly blue jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	huge A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	red Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	blinking gray Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	blurry The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	tumbling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	blinking pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	blurry Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	blinking stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	plastic trollipop	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	razor-sharp plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	twirling vibrating plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	Temple Grandin's plastic colollilossus	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	squat mansplainer's Annie Oakley's plastic Big Candy	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	pulsating The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	lime green spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	dried groose grease	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	asbestos-lined ridiculous belt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	Rosewater's ridiculous earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	Socratic ridiculous sunglasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	miniature stale ridiculous sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	tolerable ridiculous cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	wobbly toasty baleful zombie monkey necklace	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5
5392	huge Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	deionized chilled mirror peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	special moldy diet narrow peppermint patty	1	crappy	Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	bouncing upside-down maroon peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	sizzling candy cane	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	upside-down blurry Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	toasty dance instructor's Rosewater's cane-mail shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	jittery vibrating cane-mail pants of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	triple-distilled perfectly mixed fancy Vodka Matryoshka	8	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	fancy weak hand-crafted Gin Mint	2	EPIC	Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	bad Tequiz Navidad	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	bad Mint Yulep	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	watered-down enchanted perfectly mixed Crimbojito	2	EPIC	Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	drinkable Sangria de Menthe	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	altered wet aerosolized tumbling shaking olive licorice root	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	improved corrupted banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	enhanced pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	oxidized lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	liquefied kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	adjusted modified squat strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	wobbly experienced bananarama bangle	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	manspreader's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	tourmalime tourniquet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	thinker's kumquartz ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	slick strawberyl necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	twirling rosewater-soaked flame-wreathed sucker bucket	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	gravedigger's sucker hakama	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	huge chilly sucker kabuto	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	twirling quilted sucker tachi	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	narrow sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	gray grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	huge fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	nitrogenated super-polarized oxidized maroon fudge lily	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	colloidal red fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	miniature bland fudgesicle	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	altered narrow devilish folio	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	purple blinking clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	purple jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	upside-down vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	maroon gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	squat gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	double-cold-filtered irradiated Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	normal fudge bunny	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	wobbly fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	teal Sherlock's chaotic shellacked fudgecycle	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fuchsia fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	tumbling blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	yellow Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	polarized quantum spinning mirror resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	anodized corrupted teal resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	frozen resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	energized liquefied tarnished gray resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	frozen resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	chilled concentrated resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	wet quantum blurry resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	altered moist purple resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	cold-filtered diffused cold-filtered upside-down resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	jittery gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	magnetized gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	galvanized quantum olive gummi snake	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	nitrogenated non-corrupted narrow squat gummi canary	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	small flavorless upside-down mirror gummi bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	bite-sized tasty jittery gummi bear	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	tasty miniature gummi bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	spoiled low-calorie drunki-bear	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	normal miniature drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	flavorless blurry drunki-bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	yellow knitted fudge pocket square	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	beefcake's lollipop cufflinks	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	blinking twirling trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	tumbling belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	skewed ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	flattened colloidal ghostly mirror gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	oxidized shaking blurry gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	super-magnetized huge blinking gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	gray auspicious Big Candy's tophat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	pulsating Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	tumbling Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	jumbo spoiled jerky coins	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	weak artisanal Go-Wassail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	chilled ionized Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	activated extra-ionized mirror bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	energized extra-polarized wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	blue Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	cyan Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	squat Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	squat pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	blurry fuchsia pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	squat pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	huge pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	ghostly pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	twirling pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	pressed nitrogenated Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	wobbly do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	squat whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	rotten berries of suffering	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	non-modified baobab sap	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	lime green magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	extra-oxidized quantum nitrogenated purple Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	high-proof acceptable blue jittery Barulio's bottle	7	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	deionized red Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	blinking Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	huge shaking half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	enhanced desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	upside-down pulsating Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	sizzling friendly Leapin' Trousers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10
5544	bad high-proof eggnog	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	tiny delicious hamhock	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	mirror The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	huge Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	rock-hard Trusty	0		Damage Reduction: 5
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	enhanced skewed blurry fireclutch	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 18
5556	foul-smelling Jim Carey's Rain-Doh wings	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	narrow Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	mirror Herculean Rain-Doh laser gun of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	perfumed stanky Rain-Doh lantern	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	mirror blue Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	twirling Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	teal fireproof horrifying Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	green Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	adequate wobbly PB&BP	4	good	
5566	normal small tumbling club sandwich	2	good	
5567	moldy corned-beef Reuben	4	crappy	
5568	wobbly squat frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	narrow Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	weak mediocre Drac & Tan	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	perfectly mixed tumbling Transylvania Sling	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	delicious strong Shot of the Living Dead	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	acceptable Buttery Knob	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	triple-distilled drinkable Slippery Knob	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	mediocre practically non-alcoholic maroon Flaming Knob	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	acceptable Grasshopper	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	acceptable practically non-alcoholic skewed lime green Locust	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	special mediocre ghostly Plague of Locusts	3	decent	Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	bad watered-down Red Dwarf	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	tolerable skewed Golden Mean	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	lousy irresponsibly strong Green Giant	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Aye Aye	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	bad watered-down upside-down Aye Aye, Captain	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	enchanted irresponsibly strong artisanal gray Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	7	EPIC	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	special artisanal Humanitini	3	EPIC	Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	perfectly mixed More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	aged Oh, the Humanitini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	mediocre watered-down Great Older Fashioned	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	hand-crafted Fuzzy Tentacle	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	drinkable watered-down wobbly cyan Crazymaker	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	artisanal Zoodriver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	fortified aged huge Sloe Comfortable Zoo	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	fancy watered-down artisanal Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2	EPIC	Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Suffering Sinner	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	perfectly mixed weak Suppurating Sinner	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	acceptable Sizzling Sinner	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	acceptable weak Firewater	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	tolerable irresponsibly strong Earth and Firewater	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	lousy weak Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	lousy practically non-alcoholic fuchsia Slimosa	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Extra-slimy Slimosa	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	artisanal extra-dry Slimebite	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	delicious practically non-alcoholic Cement Mixer	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	lousy extra-dry Jackhammer	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	mediocre Dump Truck	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	hand-crafted Fauna Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	drinkable twirling Chakra Libre	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	aged strong Aura Libre	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	practically non-alcoholic lousy Sazerorc	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	fancy smooth watered-down Sazuruk-hai	2	awesome	Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	lousy triple-distilled ghostly Flaming Sazerorc	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	delicious Green Velvet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	artisanal Green Muslin	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	hand-crafted Green Burlap	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	fancy weak perfectly mixed twirling Mohobo	2	EPIC	Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	mediocre special weak Moonshine Mohobo	2	decent	Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	aged Flaming Mohobo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	practically non-alcoholic smooth Drunken Philosopher	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	practically non-alcoholic mediocre upside-down Drunken Neurologist	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	practically non-alcoholic smooth Drunken Astrophysicist	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	acceptable blinking jittery Dark & Starry	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	artisanal Black Hole	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	practically non-alcoholic bad Event Horizon	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Herring Daiquiri	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	weak mediocre enchanted Herring Wallbanger	2	decent	Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	bad Herringtini	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	bad practically non-alcoholic Lollipop Drop	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	delicious practically non-alcoholic Candy Alexander	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	weak mediocre Candicaine	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	watered-down acceptable Caipiranha	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	extra-dry special bad jittery green Flying Caipiranha	5	decent	Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	triple-distilled smooth Flaming Caipiranha	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	tolerable triple-distilled Punchplanter	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Doublepunchplanter	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	extra-dry enchanted hand-crafted Haymaker	5	EPIC	Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	flavorless immense special fungus	6	decent	Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 15
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	diffused upside-down fuchsia stone wool	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 21
5644	stones	0		
5645	skewed the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	huge calendar fragment	0		
5647	up-at-dawn calendar	0		Adventures: +5
5648	Annie Oakley's Sinatra's Boris's Helm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	miser's double-paned staph of homophones	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Alters Page Text
5650	avaricious hale padded Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	bouncing Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	small spoiled nailswurst	2	crappy	
5655	tolerable used beer	3	good	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	shaking slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	padded insulting hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	Sinatra's offensive moustache	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
5661	wobbly boxer's hairshirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	twirling How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	spoiled tiny fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	1	crappy	
5671	tolerable slap and slap again	3	good	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	skewed &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	vaporized watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	fireproof Ze&trade; goggles	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	stylish smooth stylish swimsuit	0		Moxie: 40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	blurry lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	normal P.B.L.T.	3	good	
5682	tumbling note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	twirling handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	Temple Grandin's UV monocular	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
5689	upside-down drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	quantum disintegrator pistol of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
5693	curative phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
5694	bouncing Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	wobbly maroon bugbear detector of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	teal 1 Meat	0		
5698	studded The Lost Glasses of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5699	green The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	ghostly The Lost Comb	0		
5701	shaking Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	huge crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	cyan wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	red hardened wax hat of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	purple toasty wax pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	blinking FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	Vulcanized super-nitrogenated drop of water-37	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	inspector's fireman's helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	sizzling fire axe	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	skewed narrow miser's educational fire extinguisher of horror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	green Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	miniature toothsome FDKOL hotcakes	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	pulsating hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	tiny flavorless squat fiery wing	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	scandalous wings of fire of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	educational FDKOL fire hose	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	galvanized quadruple-liquefied gray bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	cyan ghostly hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	ghostly wool hot daub bun of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	manspreader's vibrating hot daub stand	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	hardy Sinatra's foot-long hot daub	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	bland small angst burger	2	decent	
5731	weak hand-crafted 5-hour acrimony	2	EPIC	
5732	twirling blank note	0		
5733	lime green skewed eerily silent box	0		
5734	decent super-sized forbidden sausage	5	good	
5735	Lord Flameface's cloak of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	corrupted mirror Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 25
5737	galvanized oxidized daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	forbidden Camp Scout backpack	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	stale diet upside-down bag of GORP	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	drinkable water purification pills	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	blurry Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	bad irresponsibly strong blurry CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	flavorless bag of GORF	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	mirror CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	tasty blurry bag of QWOP	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	activated twirling CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	delicious CSA cheerfulness ration	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	jittery Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	spoiled small crappy brain	2	crappy	
5753	rotten lime green decent brain	4	crappy	
5754	bland good brain	3	decent	
5755	half-sized spoiled boss brain	2	crappy	
5756	adequate hunter brain	4	good	
5758	spinning Sherlock's foul-smelling clever Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	frightening wholesome staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
5760	asbestos-lined banded Socratic staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
5761	Tesla electrified Staff of the Scummy Sink of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	shaking Temple Grandin's Superhero Reboots of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
5764	blue rosewater-soaked Rosewater's fuzzy busby	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	blurry boxer's cool fuzzy earmuffs	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	flame-retardant Temple Grandin's fuzzy montera of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	ghostly narrow gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	mirror gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	blinking Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	huge blurry talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	stiffened smartaleck's Barney's rake	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1
5778	normal thick enchanted bouncing idiot brain	5	good	Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 25
5779	auspicious keel-haulin' knife	0		Item Drop: +10
5780	ice cream scoop of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
5781	acceptable red soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	good	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	huge weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	olive hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	wobbly bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	perfumed quilted right bear arm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	Van der Graaf healthy thinker's left bear arm	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	pulsating gravedigger's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Spooky Damage: +10
5794	colloidal dry denatured Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 48
5795	galvanized jittery Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13
5796	anodized quadruple-moist huge Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 27
5797	concentrated Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 47
5798	vacuum-sealed magnetized olive Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 33
5799	aerosolized ionized eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 51
5800	pressed tarnished Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 60
5801	moist diffused enhanced blurry Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 19
5802	wet perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 57
5803	nitrogenated unsweetened pickled White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 28
5804	wet gray Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 55
5805	magnetized non-liquefied double-enhanced breath mint	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 26
5806	adjusted extra-activated muesli	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 52
5807	extra-polarized gray glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 68
5808	Vulcanized jittery glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 23
5809	pickled anodized Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 27
5810	warmed adjusted Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 29
5811	frozen triple-liquefied cyan tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 53
5812	wet adjusted dry skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 31
5813	enhanced extra-dry fuchsia spinning smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 48
5814	polarized squat blob of acid	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 59
5815	cold-filtered wobbly flayed mind	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 55
5816	Vulcanized kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 13
5817	electrified nitrogenated forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 57
5818	tarnished non-oxidized cyan Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 25
5819	extra-modified blinking gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 33
5820	flattened bull blubber	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 19
5821	enhanced magnetized frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 64
5822	triple-unsweetened gray narrow gazely stare	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 36
5823	moist squat canopic jar	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 14
5824	vacuum-sealed oxidized skewed clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 29
5825	non-frozen quadruple-ionized Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 36
5826	polymerized twirling zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 11
5827	liquefied modified skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 37
5828	unsweetened boiled skewed gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 56
5829	electrified pressed concentrated janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 22
5830	pickled pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 32
5831	extra-moist irradiated fuchsia pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 15
5832	concentrated secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 14
5833	diffused Vulcanized brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 33
5834	aerosolized boiled mirror holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 22
5835	denatured scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 12
5836	extra-altered altered embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 56
5837	diffused irradiated gray Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 51
5838	deionized quadruple-liquefied Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 37
5839	chilled blinking ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 65
5840	Vulcanized galvanized twirling Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 22
5841	moist triple-unsweetened A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 13
5842	non-denatured yellow toothbrush	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 53
5843	adjusted wobbly skewed pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 28
5844	ionized cold-filtered skewed twirling una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 23
5845	denatured bouncing compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 23
5846	corrupted denatured squat salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 18
5847	unsweetened ionized unholy water	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 64
5848	adjusted Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 60
5849	polarized nitrogenated green handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 29
5850	extra-electrified corrupted warmed space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 13
5851	anodized unsweetened bouncing twirling temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 27
5852	adjusted concentrated blurry oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 66
5853	polarized colloidal skewed stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 29
5854	irradiated chilled BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 16
5855	oxidized huge Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 68
5856	frozen Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 50
5857	pressed grey cube	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 57
5858	magnetized quantum votive candle	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 24
5859	colloidal modified blurry fuchsia huge booby trap	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 50
5860	non-polymerized quadruple-irradiated adjusted Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 26
5861	concentrated vacuum-sealed twirling good ash	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 33
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	narrow Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	polarized quadruple-alkaline twirling papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	oxidized electrified papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	quadruple-irradiated papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	Temple Grandin's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Booze Drop: +100, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	cyan spinning wicked smooth papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	fuchsia toasty experienced papier-masque	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	spinning blinking papier-mitre of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	executive Lo Pan's papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	shaking papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	Sherlock's Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Item Drop: +25
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	ghostly Jeselnik's nasty skeleton skis of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	adequate small skeleton quiche	2	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	red greedy rosy-cheeked beefy Bonestabber of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	drinkable weak blinking crystal skeleton vodka	2	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	veiny auxiliary backbone	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	bouncing ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	vacuum-sealed squat that gum you like	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 54
5893	blurry teal dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	upside-down avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	olive canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	dried bouncing Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	squat jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	upside-down jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	huge wool wedding ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	blinking nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	coward's therapeutic Solstice Shield	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
5913	irradiated super-dry red candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	activated irradiated sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	vacuum-sealed diffused beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	warmed sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	anodized tumbling cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	rock-hard plastic animelf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	slick plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	upside-down smooth plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	scandalous plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	plastic MechaElf of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	huge beefcake's brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Muscle: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	bouncing Rosewater's savvy plastic four-shadowed mime of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	skewed chilly Oprah's plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	yellow Socratic strapping plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	auspicious Annie Oakley's plastic Lord Flameface	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	shellacked plastic Beebee King	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	purple skewed greedy plastic Queen Bee	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	Fonzie's plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	upside-down auspicious plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	green plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	hardened plastic spiderbugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	greedy plastic peacannon	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	blinking sage plastic the Free Man	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	weightlifter's plastic fire servant	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	ghostly foul-smelling plastic mumblebee	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	yellow blurry plastic moneybee of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	dangerous plastic beebee gunners	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	lime green plastic beebee queue of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	plastic buzzerker of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	purple foul-smelling plastic bee swarm	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	scorching plastic batbugbear	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	red chaotic plastic bugaboo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	cyan smelly plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	shellacked plastic ops bugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	shaking bouncing flame-wreathed plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	mirror dance instructor's plastic cavebugbear	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	plastic Norville Rogers of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	blurry dance instructor's plastic Scott the Miner	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	smelly plastic angry space marine	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	narrow electrified plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	plastic Father McGruber	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	hale plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	supercharged plastic blazing bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	fuchsia Tesla electronic dulcimer pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	huge green A-Boo clue	0		
5965	censurious Socratic Frown Exerciser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	blinking soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	boxer's soul mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	shaking record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	blinking record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	skewed record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	Annie Oakley's Rosewater's silent beret of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	adequate blinking slice of pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	twirling shaking star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	fancy drinkable bouncing tankard of ale	3	good	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	ribald Lo Pan's curative cloth cap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	Sherlock's medical-grade beefcake's iron dagger	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	normal hamburger	4	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	perfectly mixed bottle of wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	yellow rosy-cheeked banded supercool iron helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	blurry narrow sinister steel sword of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	flavorless special whole roasted chicken	3	decent	Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	ghostly green potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	delicious practically non-alcoholic shining goblet	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	therapeutic smartaleck's crown of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	perfumed dangerous sage sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	wholesome groovy Helm of the Scream Emperor of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	skewed gravedigger's healthy Cloak of Dire Shadows of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	shaking nasty Fonzie's Sword of Dark Omens of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	family-friendly Annie Oakley's brawny Shield of Icy Fate	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	Herculean Greaves of the Murk Lord of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	rosewater-soaked strapping Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	dance instructor's Samson's Boots of Twilight Whispers of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	avaricious double-paned Belt of Howling Anger of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	brawny logging hatchet	0		Muscle Percent: +20
6011	chilly orc wrist	0		Cold Damage: +5
6012	nippy freshwater pearl necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10
6013	Socratic Samson's orcish stud-finder	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1
6014	blue censurious screwing pooch	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
6015	frozen dry mirror purple orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 41
6016	ionized narrow orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 11
6017	nitrogenated polarized green orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 57
6018	acceptable weak backwoods screwdriver	2	good	
6019	energetic loadstone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
6020	Claybender glasses of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6021	foul-smelling slick Duskwalker fangs	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +10
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	narrow foul-smelling Da Vinci's Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	banded Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Damage Absorption: +100
6025	deionized super-deionized Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 54
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	jittery blinking Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	shaking T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	dress pants of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	Jeselnik's badge of authority	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
6032	lime green jittery perfumed motorcycle boots of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6033	red chilly stolen necklace of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6034	sinister troll britches of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	deionized purple vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 23
6036	drinkable artisanal limoncello	3	good	
6037	mirror ginger ale	0		
6038	gigantic normal blinking jittery incredible pizza	7	good	
6039	blinking steel-toed oil cap of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	tumbling executive oil lamp of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
6041	purple family-friendly oil slacks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	oil pan of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	olive wizardly Misty Cloak	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +5
6048	narrow twirling sharpshooter's energetic Misty Robe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
6049	arcane researcher's Misty Cape of the brute of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
6050	ghostly woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	jittery Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	immense adequate narrow Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	6	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	perfectly mixed Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	quadruple-denatured energized liquefied pulsating Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	Jim Carey's beefcake's Meatcleaver	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	shaking sinister Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	toasty Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	twirling personal trainer's Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	ghostly groovy Crimbo tree flocker	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	bouncing slick Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	quilted Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	narrow sharp tin strip	0		
6065	blue wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	hardy cool Truthsayer	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	olive loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	modified unsweetened mirror haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	concentrated oxidized skewed wobbly magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	activated nitrogenated jittery purple narrow 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	perfectly mixed McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	rotten haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	upside-down blinking home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	haggis socks of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	wobbly airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	tumbling spinning actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	shaking spinning blinking gravedigger's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	gray Microplushie: Hippylase of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	jittery crafty Microplushie: Bropane	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	mirror Microplushie: Sororitrate of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	scandalous Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	groovy Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	Microplushie: Hobomosome of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	teal twirling thinker's Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	blurry Microplushie: Dorkonide of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	arcane researcher's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	huge energetic Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	double-paned Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	green pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	pulsating homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	wobbly Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	blurry jittery Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	ghostly coward's vibrating Ginsu&trade;	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	mirror test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	green goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	tumbling bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	tolerable Chinese beer	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	skewed cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	purple bouncing rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	yellow blinking furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	frozen bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	Van der Graaf novelty tattoo sleeves of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	rock-hard makeshift yakuza mask	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	ghostly piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	cyan toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	upside-down battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	friendly grievous White Dragon Fang of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	educational butterfly knife	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	wobbly pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	maroon weighted paperclip chain of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	frightening rubber gloves	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	ghostly Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	bland roasted duck	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	normal dead meat bun	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	cat collar of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	tumbling Sherlock's chaotic suspicious-looking fedora	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	tumbling narrow Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	olive MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	upside-down Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	immense normal huge carrot cake	8	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	acceptable carrot claret	3	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	dried tumbling carrot juice	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	Byte of wisdom of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	reassuring anger blaster	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	dangerous doubt cannon	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	censurious fear condenser	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	regret hose of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	narrow Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	commodore's hat of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	Rosewater's naval trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	tumbling stylish deck cannon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	ornamental sextant of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	horrifying Da Vinci's Bloodbath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	tolerable watered-down Hundred Headed IPA	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	diet adequate chum	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	energized red crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 19
6172	frozen polymerized ionized candy crayons	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	twirling supercharged slick pixel grappling hook	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	red cosmic dough	0		
6178	spinning bouncing cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	bouncing cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	flame-retardant groovy Jarlsberg's hat of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
6185	stale diet consummate hard-boiled egg	1	decent	
6186	spoiled mirror consummate fried egg	4	crappy	
6187	stale consummate egg salad	3	decent	
6188	bland blue consummate bagel	3	decent	
6189	spoiled half-sized consummate sliced bread	2	crappy	
6190	adequate enchanted consummate hot dog bun	3	good	Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 25
6191	immense tasty wobbly consummate brownie	9	awesome	
6192	delicious enchanted consummate toast	3	awesome	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 30
6193	acceptable passable stout	3	good	
6194	stale pulsating consummate soup	3	decent	
6195	huge rotten consummate corn chips	8	crappy	
6196	bland snack-sized narrow consummate salad	2	decent	
6197	thick adequate yellow consummate salsa	5	good	
6198	miniature adequate consummate sauerkraut	2	good	
6199	big moldy ghostly consummate cheese slice	5	crappy	
6200	yummy miniature consummate melted cheese	2	awesome	
6201	yummy consummate bacon	3	awesome	
6202	spoiled maroon consummate meatloaf	4	crappy	
6203	decent small consummate steak	2	good	
6204	big flavorless pulsating consummate cuts	5	decent	
6205	stale squat consummate frankfurter	3	decent	
6206	low-calorie normal consummate french fries	1	good	
6207	flavorless huge consummate baked potato	6	decent	
6208	practically non-alcoholic bad special acceptable vodka	1	decent	Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 45
6209	half-sized delicious fancy shaking consummate ice cream	2	awesome	Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 20
6210	tiny adequate consummate whipped cream	1	good	
6211	stale consummate cream	4	decent	
6212	moldy special consummate strawberries	3	crappy	Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 15
6213	miniature yummy consummate sorbet	2	awesome	
6214	tolerable weak enchanted twirling adequate rum	2	good	Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 50
6215	triple-distilled perfectly mixed mediocre lager	10	EPIC	
6216	rotten small huge immaculate grilled cheese	2	crappy	
6217	bland tumbling immaculate ice cream sandwich	4	decent	
6218	rotten narrow purple immaculate hot dog	4	crappy	
6219	moldy immaculate egg salad sandwich	4	crappy	
6220	special bland massive huge blurry perfect sandwich	9	decent	Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 40
6221	adequate miniature perfect chef salad	2	good	
6222	adequate perfect breakfast	4	good	
6223	thick adequate sublime deluxe hot dog	5	good	
6224	adequate sublime stew	4	good	
6225	normal tumbling sublime nachos	3	good	
6226	toothsome half-sized Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	2	awesome	
6227	normal Loaded Baked Potato	3	good	
6228	spoiled Omega Sundae	4	crappy	
6229	perfectly mixed cyan Das Sauerlager	4	EPIC	
6230	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Bologna Lambic	1	good	
6231	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Vodka Dog	1	super ultra EPIC	
6232	tolerable Disappointed Russian	3	good	
6233	lousy skewed Chunky Mary	3	decent	
6234	triple-distilled tolerable yellow Nachojito	6	good	
6235	aged Le Roi	3	awesome	
6236	strong tolerable narrow Over Easy Rider	5	good	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	quantum blue cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 18
6240	chilled energized Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 50
6241	anodized censored can label	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 48
6242	wet Vulcanized ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 65
6243	activated maroon pulsating the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 32
6244	deionized red cat's paw	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 13
6245	enhanced ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 21
6246	pressed demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 47
6247	improved Vulcanized clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 34
6248	ionized gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 21
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	horrifying coward's quilted Sinatra's savvy numberwang of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
6251	unsweetened polarized scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	super-activated jittery scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	upside-down upside-down Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	censurious medical-grade smartaleck's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	greedy razor-sharp Staff of the Staff of Life of the ox of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +100, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	maroon groovy Staff of the Light Lunch of chilblains of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	padded Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the brute of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	zippy sizzling slick Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	pulsating aromatic lard-coated Jeselnik's Staff of the All-Steak	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	sizzling Staff of Fruit Salad of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	foul-smelling Rosewater's Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	rotten half-sized grain of protein powder	2	crappy	
6268	triple-tarnished gray pec oil	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 44
6269	cyan gym membership card of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
6270	vacuum-sealed Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 47
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	bouncing Annie Oakley's thinker's penguin keychain	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
6273	dry dry ionized ghostly jittery O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 32
6274	mediocre shaking open sauce	4	decent	
6275	flame-retardant Oprah's turkey leg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
6276	practically non-alcoholic lousy Ye Olde Meade	1	decent	
6277	cold-filtered Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 18
6278	yellow Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	purple Usain Bolt's pewter claymore	0		Initiative: +80
6280	artisanal rice peeler of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
6281	yummy miniature heirloom grape tomato	2	awesome	
6282	cyan jittery chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	brown felt tophat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	greasy stiffened Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	frightening Mark II Steam-Hat of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	bouncing lime green electrified Herculean savvy Mark III Steam-Hat of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	Usain Bolt's censurious dog trainer's sinister extremely unsafe Mark IV Steam-Hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	lard-coated nippy careful brainy Mark V Steam-Hat of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	blue vibrating strapping punk rock jacket	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6292	censurious hardy safety pin	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6293	tasty ghostly stolen sushi	3	awesome	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	twirling fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	twirling Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	diffused quantum Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 62
6301	improved improved oxidized narrow possibility potion	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 23
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	squat ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	maroon Sherlock's greasy chilly Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the bloodbag of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	huge asbestos-lined curative Jarlsberg's pan of the bloodbag of terror of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	warmed celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	moist alkaline ionized narrow mirror celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	irradiated warmed green blinking celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	anodized anodized wet tumbling celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	pulsating quilted Uncle Buck	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	resourceful SCUBA tank of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Adventure Underwater
6316	chilly educational deep six-shooter	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5
6317	prompt healthy sea chaps	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	gravedigger's stiffened sea holster of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
6319	galvanized shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 47
6320	up-at-dawn long-forgotten necklace	0		Adventures: +5
6321	blinking pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	reassuring Oprah's grievous jam band	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
6324	double-paned fortified occult aquamariner's ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6325	manspreader's supercool beefcake's aquamariner's necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
6326	blurry stylish pearl diver's ring of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
6327	MacGyver's pearl diver's necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
6328	blue sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	Newton's Rosewater's cozy scimitar of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Breakable
6333	frosty chilly Da Vinci's Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Breakable
6334	narrow avaricious Oprah's rosy-cheeked cozy bazooka	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Breakable
6335	hale sea mantle of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +20
6336	ruddy Rosewater's sea shawl	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	manspreader's sea cape of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	perfumed experienced muddy pirate hat	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	manspreader's chaotic floral-print skirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	narrow dog trainer's hale spectral axe	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
6342	up-at-dawn sizzling super-strong air freshener	0		Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
6343	boiled concentrated bouncing huge Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 44
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	nitrogenated warmed Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 41
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	activated pressed Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 33
6348	blinking veiny Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	gravedigger's Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	wool Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	pulsating avaricious Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Meat Drop: +30
6352	razor-sharp Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +50
6353	tumbling Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	enhanced lime green Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 24
6355	polymerized polymerized Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 15
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	green rosy-cheeked Mer-kin begsign	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	triple-cold-filtered denatured oxidized huge mirror pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	altered pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	adjusted pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	deionized boiled pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	pickled pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	vacuum-sealed mirror pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	frozen anodized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	teal twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	lousy can of the cheapest beer	3	decent	
6372	fortified bad mirror blinking bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	5	decent	
6373	hand-crafted single swig of vodka	4	EPIC	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	shellacked testy toolbox	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	blue Jick-o-User	0		
6378	huge wobbly eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	vacuum-sealed boiled green ph balancer	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 47
6381	ionized liquefied mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 68
6382	twirling nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	decent	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	blinking balsa plank	0		
6387	cyan shaking blob of wood glue	0		
6388	skewed envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	Vulcanized warmed Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 66
6390	alkaline unsweetened cold-filtered Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 56
6391	corrupted non-dry Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 44
6392	nasty brawny scale-mail underwear	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	dry comb jelly	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 34
6394	olive tumbling anemone sauce	0		
6395	upside-down inky squid sauce	0		
6396	squat Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	pulsating glass	0		
6399	chilled Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 58
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	quantum vacuum-sealed modified mirror tear	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46
6402	boiled jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 21
6403	extra-magnetized grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 23
6404	diffused triple-pickled shaking violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 28
6405	oxidized ghostly worst candy	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 45
6406	improved modified fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 31
6407	asbestos-lined Jack Frost's Pocket Square of Loathing of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	twirling bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	jittery Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	red clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	massive moldy flavorless gruel	8	crappy	
6416	stale mana curds	3	decent	
6417	gray wobbly twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	electrified concentrated upside-down moth dust	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 28
6420	unsweetened colloidal chilled glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 35
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	yummy small vampire chowder	2	awesome	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	normal Dreadsylvanian stew	3	good	
6427	fancy hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic purple Dreadsylvanian	1	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 15
6428	wet jittery twirling Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 65
6429	wet denatured skewed wobbly blurry Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 24
6430	jittery lard-coated hardy dreadful fedora	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	weightlifter's dreadful sweater	0		Muscle: +15, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	Jeselnik's dreadful glove	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	gray Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	mirror Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	tumbling Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	miser's healthy Covers-Your-Head of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	Tesla brawny Drapes-You-Regally of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	spinning sizzling frosty forbidden Warms-Your-Tush	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	double-paned healthy Helps-You-Sleep	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Blind
6444	frosty manspreader's medical-grade Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6445	foul-smelling stiffened Protects-Your-Junk	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
6446	practically non-alcoholic lousy lime green Gets-You-Drunk	1	decent	
6447	executive Jim Carey's weightlifter's Great Wolf's headband	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	Annie Oakley's Tesla therapeutic Great Wolf's left paw	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	Jack Frost's Oprah's Newton's Great Wolf's right paw	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	ribald studded Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	flame-wreathed hardy Great Wolf's beastly trousers of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	magnetized pressed Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 66
6454	nasty Lo Pan's medical-grade zombie mariachi hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	ghostly Samson's experienced zombie accordion of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	friendly zombie mariachi pants of the overflowing toilet of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	skewed Lo Pan's HOA regulation book of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100
6458	lion tamer's grievous Newton's HOA zombie eyes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
6459	ghostly green HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	olive nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	inspector's dangerous Mayor Ghost's toupee of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	wobbly lightning-fast nippy cool Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	olive manspreader's clever supercool Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	squat lard-coated Jim Carey's groovy Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	lime green frosty coward's Mayor Ghost's sash of temperance	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6467	olive Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	delicious ghost pepper	4	awesome	
6469	squat avaricious forbidden Thunkula's drinking cap of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	upside-down nippy MacGyver's Drunkula's cape of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	lion tamer's arcane researcher's Drunkula's silky pants of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	huge fuchsia Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	smartaleck's Drunkula's ring of haze of Tarzan of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	wobbly Van der Graaf Drunkula's wineglass	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6475	acceptable bottle of Bloodweiser	4	good	
6476	Tesla crafty curative Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	blurry greedy ribald Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	stiffened brawny Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	squat censurious sizzling veiny beefcake's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the scaredy-cat of the empath	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6480	flame-wreathed stylish Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
6481	flame-retardant banded Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +1
6482	dog trainer's chaotic energetic Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
6483	green narrow Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	blinking spinning dread tarragon	0		
6485	upside-down bone flour	0		
6486	skewed wobbly dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	decent miniature special pulsating Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2	good	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 40
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	bouncing bouncing unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	ghostly wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	huge replica key	0		
6495	Annie Oakley's Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	red blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bloody kiwitini	1	good	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	shaking skewed greedy aromatic moon-amber necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	blinking ghost pencil	0		
6504	knitted sharpshooter's hangman's hood of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
6505	spinning Lo Pan's occult experienced ring finger ring	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
6506	blue Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	nasty cool iron helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	bouncing prompt supercool cool iron breastplate	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +3
6510	bouncing spinning savvy cool iron greaves of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	ghost shawl of the cougar of the storm	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	bouncing warm fur of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
6514	sinister snowstick	0		Spell Damage: +10
6515	dog trainer's eerie fetish	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
6516	watered-down smooth ghostly stinkwater	2	awesome	
6517	blue dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	spoiled fancy accidental mutton	3	crappy	Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 50
6519	Annie Oakley's Fonzie's drafty drawers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	greedy beefy wolfskull mask	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	ribald guts necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
6522	grievous smooth groping claw	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
6523	ghostly educational vengeful spirit	0		Experience: +1
6524	skewed flame-wreathed BOOtonniere	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6525	improved alkaline ghost thread	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 34
6526	fortified savvy bag of unfinished business	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60
6527	maroon auspicious extremely unsafe transparent pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	educational hothammer	0		Experience: +1
6529	hand-crafted fancy Thriller Ice	4	EPIC	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 50
6530	upside-down grandfather watch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	purple scandalous spyglass of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5
6533	vial of hot blood of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6534	rosy-cheeked remorseless knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
6535	intimidating coiffure of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	arcane researcher's Newton's cod cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6537	decent blood sausage	3	good	
6538	double-paned boxer's frying brainpan	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
6539	miser's ball and chain of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6540	educational dry bone	0		Experience: +1
6541	Annie Oakley's tailbone shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
6542	personal trainer's tonguebone	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
6543	forbidden pogo stick of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
6545	asbestos-lined lion tamer's Annie Oakley's weedy skirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	Tesla hale pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	bouncing Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	shaking cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	mirror hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	maroon sleaze cluster	0		
6556	colloidal triple-tarnished cyan phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 46
6557	nitrogenated phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 67
6558	flattened aerosolized cyan squat phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 20
6559	energized teal phial of stench	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 48
6560	double-magnetized squat phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 13
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	beefy hand of Mr. Cards	0		Muscle: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	rotten squat Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	3	crappy	
6565	spoiled Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6566	spoiled skewed Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6567	spoiled Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	4	crappy	
6568	moldy enchanted Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	4	crappy	Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 40
6569	aged watered-down wobbly skewed Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2	awesome	
6570	weak tolerable spinning Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	good	
6571	mediocre Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	decent	
6572	lousy blurry Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	decent	
6573	watered-down drinkable tumbling Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	2	good	
6574	spinning hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	blinking clusterbomb	0		
6577	narrow jittery stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	narrow sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	cyan length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	pulsating Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	frosty hot dog wrapper	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
6585	wool beefy debonair deboner	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
6586	extra-boiled ionized blurry upside-down chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 59
6587	jar of frostigkraut of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1
6588	knitted gnawed-up dog bone of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
6589	Grey Guanon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6590	fuchsia jittery Annie Oakley's Engorged Sausages and You of Tarzan of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
6591	aged dream of a dog	3	awesome	
6592	avaricious brainy optimal spreadsheet of the storm	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30
6593	olive defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	denatured shaking cyan epic cluster	1	EPIC	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	teal clockwork hand	0		
6600	shaking clockwork hand	0		
6601	twirling clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	narrow clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	skewed clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	blue clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	cyan clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	green clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	blinking clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	mediocre squat Cold One	4	???	
6616	snack-sized bland huge spaghetti breakfast	2	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	shaking squat folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	yellow jittery tumbling folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	wobbly folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	twirling folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	teal skewed folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	olive folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	skewed jittery folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	upside-down folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	skewed folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	blue folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	green family-friendly slide rule of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6649	irradiated Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 46
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	shaking twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	artisanal blinking stepmom's booze	3	EPIC	
6653	ghostly surgical tape	0		
6654	ruddy band T-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
6655	lousy huge fountain 'soda'	3	decent	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	medical-grade hardened pickelhaube	0		Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	deionized hair oil	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 40
6659	corrupted quadruple-liquefied pulsating skewed scrap	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 58
6660	pulsating school spirit socket set	0		
6661	huge suspension bridge	0		
6662	jittery bouncing Sherlock's Staff of the Lunch Lady of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
6663	skewed universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	Sherlock's dog trainer's deathchucks	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +25
6666	pulsating eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	bouncing modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	liquefied irradiated shaking sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 62
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	green yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	irradiated spinning superwater	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 36
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	huge resourceful Yearbook Club Camera	0		Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	yellow wobbly shaking machete of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
6680	watered-down tolerable blinking Cursed Punch	2	good	
6681	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Bowl of Scorpions	1	EPIC	
6682	acceptable Fog Murderer	4	good	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	yellow aromatic surgical mask	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	Tesla head mirror	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	half-size scalpel of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	huge Sherlock's surgical apron	0		Item Drop: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	bloodied surgical dungarees of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	gray McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	twirling McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	jittery boring binder clip	0		
6695	ghostly huge McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	olive bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	purple narrow crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	shaking shaking stone triangle	0		
6702	shaking mirror bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	good	
6704	family-friendly scorching short-handled mop	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6705	delicious bite-sized jungle floor wax	1	awesome	
6706	squat smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	dry improved cyan blurry colorful toad	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 25
6708	narrow twirling crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	spinning attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	pulsating frightening forbidden pygmy briefs	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	mirror bone abacus	0		
6713	lime green adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	olive Annie Oakley's educational sphygmomanometer	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20
6716	polymerized irradiated magnetized bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 43
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	quilted compression stocking of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +40
6719	fuchsia perfumed midriff scrubs of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
6720	quadruple-aerosolized irradiated pill cup	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 63
6721	executive chaotic water bottle of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	frozen green pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 49
6723	jittery green Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	miniature bland exotic jungle fruit	2	decent	
6725	fuchsia Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	blue UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	spinning funky junk key	0		
6731	blinking Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	skewed blinking huge claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	shaking squat cigar sign	0		
6735	pulsating junk junk	0		
6736	shaking Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	ionized bent scrap	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 15
6740	narrow blinking blue molten scrap	0		
6741	purple eternal car battery	0		
6742	narrow shaking junk band of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
6743	beefcake's junk trunks	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	blurry censurious junk-mail shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
6745	bland junk food	3	decent	
6746	tolerable weak junk yard	2	good	
6747	sizzling swordzall of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
6748	yellow nippy arm buzzer	0		Cold Damage: +10
6749	electrified weightlifter's boilgun	0		Muscle: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	shaking upside-down handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	squat beer label	0		
6756	skewed artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	practically non-alcoholic acceptable tumbling can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	aged can of Drooling Monk	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	hand-crafted can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed skewed bottle of Old Pugilist	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	tolerable practically non-alcoholic mirror bottle of Professor Beer	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	fancy delicious bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	awesome	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	perfectly mixed extra-dry bottle of Race Car Red	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	bad triple-distilled green bottle of Greedy Dog	9	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	acceptable bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	squat artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	narrow spinning liquid bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	lightning-fast gravedigger's tin tam of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	quantum quantum tumbling tin cup	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	blurry narrow flame-wreathed sharpshooter's padded tin foil	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	nasty experienced tin drum of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tumbling tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	bouncing tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	anodized frozen foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 37
6777	denatured twirling ghostly seal sweat	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 65
6778	frozen boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 55
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	blinking razor-sharp studded sealhide shield of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +50
6781	upside-down scabrous seal epaulets of horror of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 75, Single Equip
6782	maroon abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	pulsating toasty Sinatra's cool seal medal	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +5
6784	bouncing deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	jittery tumbling boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	bouncing sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	activated flattened disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 40
6796	enhanced tarnished disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 49
6797	tarnished modified disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 11
6798	anodized colloidal disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 28
6799	quantum super-warmed moist disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 65
6800	dry upside-down disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 69
6801	super-polarized disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 33
6802	ionized twirling disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 51
6803	double-wet upside-down wobbly disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 68
6804	energized nitrogenated disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 26
6805	chilled jittery disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 22
6806	diffused huge squat disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 22
6807	skewed fortified The Sagittarian's leisure pants of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	pulsating miser's beer-battered accordion	0		Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	blinking padded baritone accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	upside-down slick mama's squeezebox	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	guancertina of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	accordion file of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	jittery Herculean accord ion	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	skewed bone bandoneon of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	Herculean pentatonic accordion	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	non-Euclidean non-accordion of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	shellacked Accordion of Jordion of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	smelly autocalliope	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	sage accordionoid rocca	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	dangerous pygmy concertinette	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	lightning-fast Sinatra's ghost accordion	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	Socratic peace accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	boxer's alarm accordion of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	resourceful therapeutic All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	jittery KoL Con X Treasure Map of the brute of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20
6828	smooth discocktail	4	awesome	
6829	stylish KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Moxie: +25
6830	Temporal Tempera Tube of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6831	deionized unsweetened electrified yellow twirling Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 42
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	double-chilled jittery Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 64
6834	adjusted bouncing fuchsia box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 66
6835	deionized nitrogenated bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 46
6836	electrified triple-flattened cyan huge narrow PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 57
6837	non-modified pressed boiled Swizzler	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 20
6838	activated Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 37
6839	warmed energized jam	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 40
6840	pressed triple-altered irradiated blinking Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 39
6841	extra-magnetized triple-corrupted jittery 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 42
6842	extra-dry mirror vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 53
6843	ionized adjusted pulsating bone bons	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 48
6844	extra-adjusted energized chilled ironic mint	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 42
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	huge walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	security flashlight of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
6849	quadruple-pressed deionized mirror Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 48
6850	Temple Grandin's banded thinker's sturdy cane	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +7
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	pulsating carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	upside-down desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	narrow yellow a suspicious address	0		
6856	Bal-musette accordion of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	hale Cajun accordion	0		Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	medical-grade quirky accordion	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	fireproof Skipper's accordion	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	blurry stanky manspreader's Pantsgiving of the empath of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	diet rotten can of sardines	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	spoiled high-calorie sugar substitute	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	tasty pat of butter	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	spoiled dinner roll	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	rotten snack-sized mashed potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	rotten purple whole turkey leg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	enchanted flavorless super-sized deviled egg	5	decent	Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	cold-filtered finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	cold-filtered wet ghostly dented spoon	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	ionized love note	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	liquefied ghostly nail file	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	liquefied candy wrapper	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	adjusted quantum post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	maroon pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	maroon pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	green pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	mirror frosty Annie Oakley's baleful wicked bowl of petunias	0		Spell Damage: 30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	zippy perfumed power sock of the storm of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	jittery horrifying chilly Rosewater's wool sock of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	huge family-friendly chaotic arcane researcher's moustache sock of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: 6, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	aerosolized modified spirit gum	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 22
6886	twirling spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	olive spirit bed	0		
6891	nippy beefcake's spirit bell of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	ionized spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	concentrated flattened freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	activated blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	polymerized cold-filtered corrupted mirror handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	polymerized narrow gray tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	frozen super-ionized yellow Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	bouncing Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	greasy flask flops of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6903	galvanized pressed nuts	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	wet liquefied bolts	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	adequate mirror gingerbread robot	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	bland immense petit 4.1	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	toothsome upside-down nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	twirling greedy plastic GORM-8	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	padded plastic warbear	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	plastic Toybot	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	shaking inspector's scorching plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	mirror warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	blurry warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	stiffened cool warbear hoverbelt of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	cyan huge warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	oxidized twirling blue warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	unsweetened deionized concentrated shaking warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	activated pulsating gray warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	snack-sized spoiled warbear feasting bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	decent tumbling warbear warrior bread	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	low-calorie adequate warbear thermoregulator bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	bad warbear feasting mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	weak hand-crafted mirror warbear bearserker mead	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	bad warbear blizzard mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	coward's chaotic medical-grade warbear plain fedora	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	Herculean warbear feathered fedora	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	blurry gray smelly resourceful clever warbear fedora	0		Maximum MP: 70, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	jittery scorching medical-grade warbear plain helm of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	hardy warbear spiked helm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	blurry reassuring flame-wreathed Samson's warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	pulsating studded cool warbear plain ushanka of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	auspicious warbear lined ushanka	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	blue foul-smelling chaotic Annie Oakley's warbear heated ushanka	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	blue warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	nasty vibrating sinister warbear party pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	warbear ceremonial party pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	skewed frosty MacGyver's warbear high festival pants of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	ghostly Jim Carey's deadly warbear battle greaves of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	upside-down olive smelly warbear officer greaves	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	executive nasty warbear bearserker greaves of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	spinning groovy warbear johns of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	double-paned knitted padded warbear johns	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: 8, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	red warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	bouncing curative shellacked beefcake's warbear goggles	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	Lo Pan's warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	red chaotic warbear polarized goggles of the brazier of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	groovy brawny warbear laser bowtie of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	dangerous warbear plasma bowtie	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	Da Vinci's beefcake's weightlifter's warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Muscle: 40, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	cyan miser's greasy foul-smelling warbear warscarf	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	shaking spinning smelly warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	ribald educational warbear warscarf of the storm	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	teal warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	ghostly warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	twirling careful warbear foil hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	warbear oil pan of extreme caution of terror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	tumbling cool warbear exhaust manifold	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	purple warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	blinking warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	huge warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	avaricious die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	pulsating die-cast Doc the Reindeer of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	maroon blurry avaricious die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	tumbling hardened die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	maroon avaricious die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	stiffened die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	weightlifter's die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	die-cast factory worker elf of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	veiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	shaking skewed die-cast middle-management elf of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	die-cast pencil-pusher elf of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	dog trainer's die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	friendly die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	friendly die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	Temple Grandin's die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	dangerous die-cast turtle mech	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	upside-down resourceful die-cast Swiss hen	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	die-cast killing bird of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	die-cast ring of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	red huge lightning-fast die-cast goose a-laying	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	gray narrow foul-smelling die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	aromatic die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	Herculean die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	wholesome die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	executive asbestos-lined die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	greedy wizardly die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	gravedigger's Rosewater's die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	electrified medical-grade die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	smelly die-cast Father Crimbo of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	fuchsia narrow tumbling The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	polarized Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	compressed handful of Smithereens	1	EPIC	Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	rotten Every Day is Like This Sundae	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	flavorless big squat Miserable Pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	spoiled snack-sized This Charming Flan	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	tolerable Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	watered-down lousy fancy blinking Strikes Again Bigmouth	2	decent	Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic blurry Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	red Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	resourceful wicked Work is a Four Letter Sword of the blizzard of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	upside-down lightning-fast clever energetic fortified Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	jittery prompt censurious rock-hard Sheila Take a Crossbow of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	rock-hard studded Socratic A Light that Never Goes Out of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	green bouncing greedy miser's banded Half a Purse of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: 30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	cyan inspector's toasty weightlifter's Hairpiece On Fire of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	shellacked banded occult Vicar's Tutu of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	Van der Graaf dance instructor's Hand in Glove of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	careful sinister Meat Tenderizer is Murder of horror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	aromatic hardened beefcake's Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	Jim Carey's banded Hand that Rocks the Ladle of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	ghostly rosewater-soaked stanky slick Saucepanic	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	cyan up-at-dawn Frankly Mr. Shank of incineration of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	nasty fortified occult Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	miser's third-hand lantern	0		Meat Drop: +10
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	yummy pickled egg	3	awesome	
7033	blinking cup of lukewarm tea	1	crappy	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	pulsating teal warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	narrow warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	quantum skewed warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	fuchsia blurry warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	anodized glass slipper	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	distilled antimatter wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	denatured activated skewed red warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	double-moist warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	activated warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	ghostly broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	special bite-sized rotten bouncing warbear gyro	1	crappy	Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	enhanced recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	spinning upside-down warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	normal breakfast mess	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	squat warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	bland fancy tiny blurry breakfast miracle	1	decent	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	electrified Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	tumbling festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	red blurry grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	cyan Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	pulsating hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	diluted upside-down grim fairy tale	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	upside-down grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	diffused nitrogenated single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	vacuum-sealed triple-unsweetened tarnished maroon single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 23
7069	cyan wobbly Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	wobbly packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	big moldy snow berries	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	adequate gigantic ice harvest	8	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	chilled nitrogenated gray frost flower	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	double-polarized snow cleats	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	triple-tarnished liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	stale snow crab	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	bad Ice Island Long Tea	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	pulsating ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	spinning snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	twirling snow mobile of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	huge healthy ice bucket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	twirling cool thinker's snow shovel	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	twirling Tesla bod-ice of horror of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	double-paned Jim Carey's quilted snow belt of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: 45, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	huge Jeselnik's chilly wicked Da Vinci's ice nine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	tumbling snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	artisanal En Una Fila Tequila	4	EPIC	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	decent	
7092	olive Sherlock's warbear dress helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	smartaleck's warbear dress bracers of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	blurry frightening crafty warbear dress greaves	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	flame-wreathed Samson's sweatband	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	twirling forbidden stylish gym shorts	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	wobbly smelly baleful ankleweights	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	perfumed dog trainer's occult sweat socks of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	blurry pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	spinning Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	pickled narrow Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	irradiated powder	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	licorice whip of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	hand-crafted snakebite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	steel-toed Socratic candy stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	spoiled half-sized teal pecan	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	decent pecan pie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	bland diet candy mountain oyster	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	irresponsibly strong bad huge chocotini	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	miser's Samson's chocolate rabbit's foot of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	enchanted spoiled green ghostly candy carrot	3	crappy	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	toothsome candy carrot cake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	perfumed educational carrot-on-a-stick	0		Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	scorching weasel stomping pants of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	delicious mulberry	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	perfectly mixed narrow mulled berry wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	huge skewed lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	teal Rosewater's lemon party hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	censurious lemon shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	lemon drop trousers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	altered quadruple-diffused skewed lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	Herculean Rosewater's gummi sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	electrified small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	blurry resourceful chocolate cow bone	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	double-galvanized narrow gummi fang	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	half-sized spoiled skewed leftover canap&eacute;s	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	hand-crafted weak huge magnum of champagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	greasy dangerous Samson's cow creamer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	warmed moist Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	thinker's wolf whistle of the storm	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	bite-sized rotten fancy gray witch's bread	1	crappy	Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	unsweetened chilled witch's brew	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	steel-toed stiffened supercool witch's bra	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	hand-crafted mid-level medieval mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	altered R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	huge spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	adjusted triple-polarized hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	frozen double-tarnished squat hare brush	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	foul-smelling hare pin of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	moldy cinnamon cannoli	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	spirit-forward mediocre expensive champagne	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	polarized polo trophy	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	huge ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	bouncing clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	pulsating filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	jittery parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	shellacked fire hose of Calamity Jane of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	rotten fireman's lunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	spinning zippy wicked plain paper hat of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	spoiled blinking ice cream sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	bouncing lion tamer's &quot;honey&quot; dipper of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	stale plumber's lunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	knitted clever padded skull gearshift knob	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	special yummy maroon ghostly nachos of the night	3	awesome	Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	toasty coward's Sketcherz&trade; of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	flavorless can of Adultwitch&trade;	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	alkaline dry spinning smudge stick	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	boiled extra-unsweetened yellow wall	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	irresponsibly strong drinkable jittery tankard of ale	7	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	liquefied polymerized galvanized scroll case	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	boiled energized spinning jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	bouncing lime green juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	bland humble pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	olive small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	moist spinning crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 23
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	squat The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	pulsating The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	skewed Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	huge yellow Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	lousy unnamed cocktail	3	decent	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	huge frosty unrequired jacket	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
7190	lard-coated tommy gun	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	squat throwing spoon	0		
7194	blue throwing fork	0		
7195	blue manspreader's fortified breadchucks	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	wobbly flame-wreathed combat fan	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
7198	shaking sharpshooter's energetic silk skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	lime green healthy Buddy Bjorn	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	squat foul-smelling frosty The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
7202	moldy low-calorie sweet roll Alabama	1	crappy	
7203	smartaleck's Saturday Night Special	0		Moxie Percent: +30
7204	blinking lynyrd snare	0		
7205	energetic fleetwood chain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7206	hand-crafted watered-down olive blurry Green Manalishi	2	EPIC	
7207	sage blade	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
7208	skewed fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	narrow eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	adjusted dry eagle feather	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 62
7211	diffused ionized one pill	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 21
7212	Jefferson wings of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	pulsating cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	stale fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	4	decent	
7216	jittery lynyrd skin	0		
7217	energetic lynyrdskin cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	censurious lynyrdskin tunic	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
7219	upside-down flame-retardant lynyrdskin breeches	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	watered-down hand-crafted Flamin' Whatshisname	2	EPIC	
7223	flattened concentrated moist blue lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 19
7224	jittery foul-smelling Kashmir sweater of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +10
7225	enchanted yummy narrow custard pie	4	awesome	Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 15
7226	olive tea for one	1	good	
7227	perfectly mixed bottle of Evermore	3	EPIC	
7228	box	0		
7229	practically non-alcoholic artisanal wine	1	EPIC	
7230	practically non-alcoholic artisanal rum	1	EPIC	
7231	bad upside-down Murderer's Punch	4	decent	
7232	decent velvet cake	4	good	
7233	non-dry corrupted wobbly tumbling letter	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 55
7234	ghostly foul-smelling Herculean book	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10
7235	auspicious medical-grade masque	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7236	smartaleck's red-hot poker	0		Moxie Percent: +30
7237	toasty Red X Shield	0		Hot Damage: +5
7238	extremely unsafe badge of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
7239	bouncing therapeutic stiffened shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7240	weightlifter's coat of James Dean	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3
7241	clever medical-grade shoe	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7242	mirror button	0		
7243	spinning button	0		
7244	flattened boiled ghostly blood cells	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 43
7245	ionized energized eye	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 29
7246	ghostly blurry glark cable	0		
7247	rosy-cheeked Newton's Red Fox glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	modified frozen foxglove	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 56
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	yellow twirling executive ribald rock-hard Sneaky Pete's jacket of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	skewed jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	weak tolerable wobbly wobbly olive wobbly mini-martini	2	good	
7256	jittery smoke grenade	0		
7257	dried squat molotov soda	1	good	
7258	Vulcanized ionized pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66
7259	upside-down crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	mirror double-paned nippy Sneaky Pete's basket of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
7262	huge &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	pulsating olive spinning photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	tumbling disposable instant camera	0		
7267	asbestos-lined MacGyver's curative Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	mirror Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	boxer's plastic Professor What	0		Muscle Percent: +10
7273	bouncing jittery Usain Bolt's plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Initiative: +80
7274	twirling greasy plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7275	plastic Gary Claybender of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
7276	bouncing family-friendly plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
7277	boiled robot grease	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 54
7278	maroon returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	frozen polymerized wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 18
7280	triple-pickled wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 24
7281	oxidized ionized wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 35
7282	quadruple-nitrogenated deionized skewed wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 36
7283	quadruple-activated wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 31
7284	up-at-dawn rock-hard crying statue earrings	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	wobbly Samson's plastic Duskwalker necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 8, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	ghostly blinking reassuring plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	up-at-dawn supercharged Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	quilted Space Tourist palmdoctor of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	veiny amok putter of the brazier of courage	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
7290	special decent amok pudding	4	good	Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 50
7291	mirror deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	wobbly skewed putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	liquefied double-Vulcanized red skewed can of V-11	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	lime green blinking hardened elevennis shoes of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	miser's veiny elevenderizing hammer	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	squat pulsating chilly Professor What T-Shirt	0		Cold Damage: +5
7298	narrow olive heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	upside-down Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	lime green Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	bouncing Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	ionized double-ionized jittery wobbly eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 32
7309	pickled oxidized rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 21
7310	alkaline denatured polymerized bronzer	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 56
7311	squat wicked cool elegant nightstick	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	blue jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	frightening sharpshooter's ghost of a necklace of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
7319	lard-coated smooth Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7320	tarnished Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 65
7321	horrifying wholesome Stephen's lab coat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
7322	quadruple-vacuum-sealed tumbling Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 32
7323	teal twirling skewed experienced weightlifter's Jacob's rung	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +2
7324	boiled yellow twirling battery	1		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 25
7325	smooth snakebite	3	awesome	
7326	mirror energetic rubber ribcage of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60
7327	altered squat lime green synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 45
7328	denatured altered upside-down funny bone	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 67
7329	tumbling bouncing sinister arcane researcher's half-melted spoon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +10
7330	altered shaking upside-down mirror the funk	1		
7331	flavorless small gunky chicken	2	decent	
7332	twirling fireproof doll head	0		Hot Resistance: +3
7333	cyan droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	blurry Jim Carey's paddle-ball of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +25, Food Drop: +100
7336	warmed blurry sound effects record	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 63
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	frozen concentrated squat dancer	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 24
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	twirling moose antlers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	polymerized polymerized dry upside-down moose thought	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 43
7342	tiny flavorless blue shaking moose chocolate	1	decent	
7343	bad mirror spinning painting of a glass of wine	3	decent	
7344	blinking oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	fuchsia ghost toga of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
7348	bite-sized bland sheet cake	1	decent	
7349	squat ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	squat zippy smartaleck's Staff of the Electric Range of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +20
7352	rotten deluxe layer cake	4	crappy	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	tolerable red-hot boilermaker	4	good	
7355	narrow maroon double-paned coal shovel	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	enhanced polymerized blinking hot coal	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 55
7357	magnetized coal dust	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 36
7358	electrified Bram's choker of the brazier of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7359	yellow plaid swatch	0		
7360	pulsating plaid bandage	0		
7361	ruddy plaid pocket square	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
7362	spinning bouncing sharpshooter's plaid skirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	deionized bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 32
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	dry diffused fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 34
7366	drinkable bottle of laundry sherry	4	good	
7367	enhanced spinning industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 54, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	toothsome extra-flat panini	3	awesome	
7369	altered mangled finger	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 37
7370	watered-down acceptable Psychotic Train wine	2	good	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	moldy half-sized pie man was not meant to eat	2	crappy	
7373	scorching sommelier's towel	0		Hot Damage: +25
7374	therapeutic tarnished tastevin	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7375	tiny flavorless actual tapas	1	decent	
7376	pulsating upside-down ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	Usain Bolt's ghast iron cleaver of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
7378	family-friendly Herculean ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	spinning up-at-dawn ghast iron heater shield of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5
7380	upside-down chaotic smooth ghast iron codpiece	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	strapping Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Muscle: +5
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	extra-pickled warmed red Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	triple-quantum dry gray Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	warmed super-polarized Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	tarnished liquefied cyan jittery Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	super-pickled tarnished squat purple Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	quadruple-wet galvanized Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	flattened enhanced skewed skewed ghostly Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	enhanced Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	nitrogenated flattened Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	diffused purple Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	concentrated Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	super-adjusted Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	polarized Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	dry nitrogenated narrow Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	improved ghostly Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	ionized wet mirror blinking Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	cold-filtered corrupted wobbly blurry Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	double-improved extra-boiled bouncing Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	boiled triple-cold-filtered energized shaking Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	ionized quadruple-magnetized Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	electrified Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	modified ionized spinning lime green Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	spinning Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	ghostly Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	bouncing Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	wobbly pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	wobbly bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	huge Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	olive sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	chilled tumbling sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	spinning Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	improved cyan Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	colloidal pickled spinning Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	quantum wobbly Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	aerosolized boiled twirling Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	diffused corrupted purple Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	enhanced boiled Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	quantum flattened cyan Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	upside-down Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	moldy jumbo squat bouncing Beefy Crunch Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	flavorless immense Brain Food Pastaco	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	normal huge Cool Brunch Pastaco	9	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	enchanted decent Medical Pastaco	4	good	Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	rotten shaking Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	adequate special Ludovico Pastaco	4	good	Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	lousy twirling overpowering mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	tolerable complex mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	drinkable jittery smooth mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	drinkable practically non-alcoholic blood-red mushroom wine	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	practically non-alcoholic artisanal buzzing mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	artisanal swirling mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	stale Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	jumbo normal Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	wobbly Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	perfectly mixed extra-dry regular-size brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	lousy watered-down upside-down super-size brogurt	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	mediocre broberry brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	strong artisanal brocolate brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	delicious French bronilla brogurt	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	pulsating Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	shaking bouncing Brogre brorts of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	greedy Brogre brolo shirt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	asbestos-lined Brogre bucket hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	maroon Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	blinking shaking airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	squat chilly ruddy personal trainer's 8-billed baseball cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	tumbling upside-down Jeselnik's wholesome Socratic extremely wet T-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	Usain Bolt's shrimp fork of James Dean of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	altered ghostly BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	wet blinking go-go potion	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	dry huge shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	alkaline vacuum-sealed flattened ghostly maroon Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	padded string of moist beads	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	quantum teal Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	twirling maroon possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	alkaline sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	super-alkaline narrow sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	irresponsibly strong mediocre Rompedores de Fantasmas	7	decent	
7483	artisanal weak blue La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	EPIC	
7484	hand-crafted weak Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	2	EPIC	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	cyan drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	wobbly triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	bad mirror bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	4	decent	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	wobbly unstable fulminate	0		
7494	yellow pulsating wine bomb	0		
7495	mirror recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	narrow bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	unsweetened Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 13
7500	blue map	0		
7501		0		
7502	tarnished Texas tea	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 11
7503	olive deadly dark hamethyst ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7504	spinning rosy-cheeked dark baconstone ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7505	crafty dark porquoise ring	0		Maximum MP: +10
7506	spinning experienced wizardly book	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +2
7507	shaking sinister cloak	0		Spell Damage: +10
7508	label	0		
7509	decent Mornington crescent roll	3	good	
7510	polymerized eye shadow	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 46
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	moist irradiated poppy	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 61
7513	upside-down opium grenade	0		
7514	duonoculars of terror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7515	spinning plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	smelly spider leg of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	tolerable glass of bourbon	3	good	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	rotten blurry tumbling government cheese	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	toasty pair of government shades	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	dry twirling blue mirror government	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	ionized wet green alien drugs	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	twirling weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	blue alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	upside-down blurry double-paned government-issued night-vision goggles of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	bland jittery loaf of alien bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	stale grilled cheese sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	compressed pulsating alien protein powder	1	awesome	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	perfectly mixed rocket fuel	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	drinkable practically non-alcoholic stealth bomber	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	spinning space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	skewed twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	blurry veiny space beast fur hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	huge sinister space beast fur pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	mirror narrow flame-wreathed space beast fur whip	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	maroon space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	skewed friendly groovy space heater	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	pulsating space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	lousy watered-down space port	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	blurry dog trainer's Sinatra's space needle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	cold-filtered skewed buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	quadruple-moist frozen mirror ash soda	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	super-enhanced wet pressed twirling liquid smoke	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	improved aerosolized dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	magnetized alkaline bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	nitrogenated bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	skewed elephant gift	0		
7557	polymerized blood cells	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 28
7558	triple-distilled tolerable wine	6	good	
7559	ionized gummi turtle	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 51
7560	spinning turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	extra-wet giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 24
7562	super-tarnished energized musk turtle	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 36
7563	deionized activated programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 36
7564	anodized oxidized mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 56
7565	spoiled low-calorie ham steak	1	crappy	
7566	toasty time-twitching toolbelt	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	toasty MacGyver's Time Lord Badge of Honor of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +100
7569	ghostly wool flame-wreathed fortified Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
7570	polarized pickled Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 53
7571	family-friendly banded silent pea shooter	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7572	rotten D roll	3	crappy	
7573	Socratic Herculean kiwi beak	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1
7574	watered-down drinkable New Zealand iced tea	2	good	
7575	blurry wool arcane researcher's droll monocle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7576	ionized lime green future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 57
7577	frozen polarized tarnished bouncing future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 27
7578	anodized colloidal twirling future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 34
7579	huge twitching time capsule	0		
7580	powdered gray liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	teal shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	stale low-calorie rack of dinosaur ribs	1	decent	
7583	lousy scotch on the rocks	3	decent	
7584	teal sizzling yabba dabba doo rag of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	spinning sharpshooter's wooly loincloth of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	blue helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	mediocre glass of &quot;milk&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	smooth upside-down cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	smooth thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	smooth Lucky Lindy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	hand-crafted Bee's Knees	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	perfectly mixed triple-distilled maroon Sockdollager	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	lousy twirling Ish Kabibble	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed wobbly Hot Socks	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	artisanal fancy tumbling Phonus Balonus	4	EPIC	Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	delicious Flivver	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	acceptable huge Sloppy Jalopy	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	boiled super-oxidized ghostly flame	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 37
7601	liquefied olive temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 55
7602	enhanced Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 28
7603	irradiated improved neckbeard	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45
7604	magnetized frozen wobbly artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 33
7605	super-quantum narrow spinning punk patch	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 17
7606	boiled bouncing steampunk potion	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 47
7607	quantum unsweetened fuchsia wobbly vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 26
7608	improved warmed blue turtle mud	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 20
7609	deionized olive spinning Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 68
7610	magnetized nitrogenated ionized huge Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 17
7611	aerosolized Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 43
7612	electrified alkaline frozen tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 33
7613	polarized polarized gray bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 42
7614	polarized spinning voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 41
7615	vacuum-sealed pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 21
7616	deionized wet huge pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 26
7617	frozen electrified short deposition	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 46
7618	quantum non-Vulcanized squat lime green blurry straw pole	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 15
7619	diffused squat copperhead potion	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 38
7620	tarnished ionized shaking ghostly ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 59
7621	chilled concentrated blue ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 66
7622	ionized magnetized button rouge	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 15
7623	improved pickled Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 61
7624	galvanized frozen mirror wobbly lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 54
7625	irradiated enhanced olive flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 26
7626	modified pickled oyster badge	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 14
7627	non-dry tumbling plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 51
7628	liquefied improved upside-down dancing fan	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 52
7629	pickled squat teal page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 44
7630	activated unsweetened huge olive magic powder	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 66
7631	irradiated unsweetened pulsating friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 14
7632	quantum concentrated government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 68
7633	nitrogenated anodized oxidized squat alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 51
7634	electrified oxidized enhanced irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 28
7635	polarized energized cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 43
7636	shellacked shell of the wise owl of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	pillow shell of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	wool whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	blinking rosy-cheeked oil shell	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	maroon blurry fortified turtle shell of courage of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: 8, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	blinking ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	squat pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	upside-down thunder thigh	0		
7649	quadruple-dry pressed mirror gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 62
7650	double-wet quadruple-diffused catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 60
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	mirror fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	blinking fuchsia fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	twirling wobbly fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	red fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	red fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	narrow lion tamer's neoprene skullcap	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	improved alkaline goblin water	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 29
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	stale huge Sogg-Os	8	decent	
7663	blinking savvy weightlifter's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
7664	flattened triple-pickled boiled Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 33
7665	galvanized spinning tumbling liquid ice	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 32
7666	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Wet Russian	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
7667	stale bouncing filet of The Fish	3	decent	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	pulsating zippy forbidden stylish thunder down underwear	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	pulsating family-friendly veiny forbidden famous raincoat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	auspicious gravedigger's beefy lightning rod	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	skewed hardy law-abiding citizen cane	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
7673	smooth weak legitimate business on the beach	2	awesome	
7674	studded hep waders	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	decent yellow jive turkey leg	3	good	
7676	dog trainer's birdbone corset	0		Experience (familiar): +1
7677	ionized candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 67
7678	knitted 4-dimensional fez	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	super-absorbent tarp of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7681	mediocre blue unquiet spirits	3	decent	
7682	clever banjo kazoo mount	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
7683	concentrated moist grass	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 24
7684	Time Lord Participation Mug of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
7685	blue huge sage Time Bandit Time Towel of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
7686	foul-smelling Annie Oakley's therapeutic Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7687	cold-filtered chilled dog ointment	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 28
7688	veiny sage gumshoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
7689	Temple Grandin's resourceful flapper floppers	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
7690	inspector's veiny sneakeasies	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
7691	Van der Graaf plastic nunchaku of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	lime green nippy Oprah's hand whip of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	ghostly ruddy Rosewater's glow-in-the-dark necklace of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	savvy cap gun of vim and vigor of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	therapeutic shellacked cassette player	0		Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	skewed chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	maroon &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	pickled confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	irradiated confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	polarized confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	pulsating LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	diffused irradiated rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	shaking greasy rubber cape of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	asbestos-lined sharpshooter's forbidden Thor's Pliers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	dry alkaline cold-filtered candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 49
7711	frosty chaotic water wings for babies	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7712	wobbly beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	tiny spoiled mirror twirling Strix stix	1	crappy	
7714	executive Socratic smooth vampire pellet	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +40
7715	bad non-aged vinegar	4	decent	
7716	mirror tumbling careful unsanitized scalpel	0		Monster Level: -10
7717	crafty gladiator tunica	0		Maximum MP: +10
7718	Roman sadnals of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
7719	rosewater-soaked madius	0		Stench Resistance: +3
7720	deadly radiator heater shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7721	pickled salt wages	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 11
7722	chilly centurion helmet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	twirling Chroner cross	0		
7724	blinking up-at-dawn pteruges	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	quantum polymerized blurry Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 17
7726	enhanced Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 15
7727	tarnished Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 33
7728	frozen Vulcanized wobbly Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 60
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	pulsating transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	shaking Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	maroon Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	maroon Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	wobbly Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	twirling Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	squat Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	ghostly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	blinking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	olive Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	skewed Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	bouncing MacGyver's Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	blurry narrow up-at-dawn Samson's Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	lard-coated Xiblaxian stealth trousers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	Oprah's sage Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	normal tiny Xiblaxian ultraburrito	1	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	delicious Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	nitrogenated They liver	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	bland They liver popsicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	diluted squat residual zeal	1		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Lo Pan's Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	fuchsia ruddy occult deadly defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	maroon Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	friendly therapeutic deadly Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	liquefied the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	immense tasty &quot;meat&quot; stick	9	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	modified shaking transdermal smoke patch	1	crappy	Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	maroon specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	sizzling clever beefy pair of plants	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	Samson's Sasq&trade; watch of the blizzard of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	upside-down nippy Tesla smoker's cloak of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	purple rosewater-soaked wool dog trainer's dangerous camouflage T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	diffused extra-diffused experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	rock-hard grievous heavy-duty clipboard of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	ghostly asbestos-lined Temple Grandin's dangerous battery-powered drill of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	snack-sized moldy tumbling limp broccoli	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	blue ghostly sizzling hat of wisdom of doom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	tarnished triple-frozen narrow monkey barf	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	unsweetened polarized candy	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	censurious jangly bracelet of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	shaking cuddly teddy bear of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	bouncing horrifying chilly first-aid pouch	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	cold-filtered shaking gray airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	mirror SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bouncing bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	flavorless initiative shawarma	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	low-calorie bland warm war shawarma	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	stale karma shawarma	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	watered-down artisanal Jungle Juice	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	hand-crafted Amnesiac Ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	bad Highest Bitter	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	purple Sherlock's beefy mercenary pistol	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	Tesla mercenary rifle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	blurry gray Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	ghostly Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	jittery yellow impure gasoline	0		
7810	spinning Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	mirror shaking viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	spoiled half-sized seared dino steak	2	crappy	
7814	acceptable bottle of drinkin' gas	3	good	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	spinning dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	squat corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	gray tumbling zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	shaking nippy iShield of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7825	auspicious smartaleck's earbuds of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
7826	narrow fireproof medical-grade iFlail of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7827	bland narrow unidentifiable dried fruit	4	decent	
7828	hand-crafted strong blurry flat cider	5	EPIC	
7829	green avaricious brainy trench lighter of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	nitrogenated moist narrow mirror experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	narrow encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	bouncing GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	lime green Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	maroon special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	lime green special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	pulsating special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	skewed narrow special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	warmed bouncing pulsating perl necklace	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	Vulcanized irradiated Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	super-irradiated enhanced ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	stale special petit fortran	3	decent	Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	spoiled snack-sized java cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	rotten miniature cookie cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	auspicious plastic exo-suited miner	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	blue experienced plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	teal beefy plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	Van der Graaf plastic Crimbot	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	greedy plastic Crimbomega	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	colloidal tarnished flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	Lo Pan's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	blurry aromatic servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	Jack Frost's wizardly high-energy mining laser	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	squat nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	shaking cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	blue spinning Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	gray spinning Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	yellow Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	twirling Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	twirling Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	blinking Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	yellow Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	olive Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	upside-down bouncing Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	skewed Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	ghostly recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	shaking recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	ghostly shaking recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	blurry recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	blurry lightning-fast auspicious Size XI Wizard's Robe of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	liquefied ionized tumbling Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 63
7915	non-cold-filtered blinking Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 47
7916	tumbling mimeplasm	0		
7917	concentrated galvanized ghostly cyan BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 32
7918	Vulcanized mirror Moonds	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 63
7919	dry maroon bouncing pulsating Big Punk	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 52
7920	upside-down jittery skewed fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	aged strong maroon Friendly Turkey	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	delicious Agitated Turkey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	drinkable Ambitious Turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	normal teal neutron lollipop	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	drinkable gamma nog	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	modified bouncing jittery mirror single atom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	blue Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	skewed pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	twirling tooth	0		
7945	tumbling table	0		
7946	fortified outlaw bandana of dire peril of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Food Drop: +100
7947	mediocre high-proof whiskey in a broken glass	8	decent	
7948	drinkable practically non-alcoholic gray shot of mescal	1	good	
7949	lousy glass of herbal tequila	4	decent	
7950	spinning minin' dynamite	0		
7951	aromatic rock-hard plaid cowboy hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	grievous groovy rusted-out shootin' iron of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60
7954	wobbly rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	maroon Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	mirror box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	blurry letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	wobbly knitted lard-coated Staff of Ed of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
7962	huge Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	ribald Staff of Fats	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	teal spinning Ka coin	0		
7967	groovy World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7968	mirror topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	skewed boning knife	0		
7971	narrow Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	distilled huge shaking mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	denatured lime green mummified loaf of bread	1	good	
7974	denatured mummified beef haunch	1	awesome	Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 15
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	olive blurry cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	gray sacramental wine	0		
7981	spinning talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	avaricious Sister Accessory of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only
7984	oxidized Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 59
7985	blue fireproof energetic parachute	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	wobbly miser's pad of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	bouncing greedy Tesla peeler	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	narrow Jim Carey's Da Vinci's pettipants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	brawny panama hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	fireproof dog trainer's pulsera	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	police baton of courage of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	mirror up-at-dawn double-paned foul-smelling nasty sharpshooter's plus-fours of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: 15, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	squat ribald beefcake's porkpie	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	stanky pepper mill of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	pelerine of dire peril of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	Newton's phantom mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	dried skewed upside-down polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	denatured squat powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	alkaline choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	polymerized cold-filtered extra-deionized skewed smart watch	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	cold-filtered blurry augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	Samson's toy Crimbot power glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	deadly toy Crimbot super fist	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	jittery upside-down blurry perfumed toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	warmed huge olive jittery Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	fuchsia heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	purple Van der Graaf Crimbomega drive chain of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	jittery huge Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	modified nitrogenated fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	chilled pulsating flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	flattened olive and rain stick	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 60
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	tasty Choco-Mint patty	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	perfectly mixed squat hot mint schnocolate	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	diluted bouncing homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	blue foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	lime green ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	shaking antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	wobbly calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	greasy smelly tope&eacute;	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	personal trainer's thinker's topiary tights	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
8036	topiary necktie of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
8037	delicious bowl of topioca	3	awesome	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	bouncing crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	tumbling mirror personal trainer's pot	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
8044	clever spelunking fedora	0		Maximum MP: +20
8045	shellacked sturdy machete	0		Damage Reduction: 7
8046	hale shotgun	0		Maximum HP: +20
8047	upside-down strapping boomerang	0		Muscle: +5
8049	tumbling supercharged mining helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
8050	blinking olive aromatic X-ray goggles	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Luck: +5
8051	scandalous cape	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
8052	arcane researcher's jetpack	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	pickaxe of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
8056	gray torch	0		
8057	skewed wobbly fireproof medical-grade [spelunking test kit]	0		Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8058	huge family-friendly plasma rifle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
8059	huge Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	green The Joke Book of the Dead of courage of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	mirror Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	dehydrated	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	green narrow Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	upside-down warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	bouncing Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	lard-coated frosty hardy Spelunker's fedora	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	toasty chaotic slick Spelunker's whip	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	bouncing scandalous Van der Graaf Spelunker's khakis of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	jittery LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	upside-down jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	huge mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	Annie Oakley's sinister wicker kickers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	ribald medical-grade wicker slicker	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	MacGyver's quilted wicker knickers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	forbidden wicker ticker of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	gray slick wicker sticker of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	foul-smelling careful wicker clicker	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	pickled blinking wickerbits	1		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	wobbly squat up-at-dawn aromatic belt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	skewed huge manspreader's energetic badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	blurry blurry bowl of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	Sherlock's Jack Frost's brooch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	personal trainer's cool breeches	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	jittery nippy personal trainer's backpack	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	distilled teal bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	Annie Oakley's crafty anvil	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	akubra of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	banded apron of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	Temple Grandin's smartaleck's ascot	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	Lo Pan's Samson's attache case	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	jittery Sherlock's rosewater-soaked accordion	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	diluted mirror aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	crafty padded wig	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	frosty chilly winch crank	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	bouncing lime green perfumed widget of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	healthy whisk of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	blinking healthy deadly walker	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	narrow nasty waders of courage	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	denatured flakes	1		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	perfumed brainy gaiters	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	spinning MacGyver's hardy garland	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	narrow zippy gunnysack of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	purple blurry Herculean Rosewater's garibaldi	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	lion tamer's hardened girdle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	gray huge curative gloves of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	altered smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	sizzling Oprah's fiberglass fetish	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	Lo Pan's groovy fiberglass foil	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	blue Oprah's fiberglass fannypack of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	stiffened fiberglass frock of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	skewed green flame-wreathed stylish fiberglass fingerguard	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	blurry beefcake's fiberglass fedora of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	modified jittery fiberglass fibers	1		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bouncing bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	rosy-cheeked rubber spatula	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
8139	teal energetic spoon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
8140	Herculean crystalline reamer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
8141	Samson's macroplane grater	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
8142	shellacked bastard baster	0		Damage Reduction: 7
8143	obsidian nutcracker of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
8144	cyan tumbling talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	bouncing energetic glass eye of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8146	triple-cold-filtered invisible potion	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 28
8147	bouncing time shuriken	0		
8148	spinning veiny Sinatra's Rosewater's ninjammies	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	magnetized pressed skewed tumbling Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 58
8150	unsweetened twirling sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 54
8151	enhanced vacuum-sealed Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 61
8152	flattened polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 27
8153	polarized huge skewed candy dish	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 43
8154	liquefied flattened Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 13
8155	magnetized tumbling fuchsia talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 38
8156	ghostly jittery check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	oxidized mouse skull	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 61
8161	enhanced irradiated really thick spine	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 65
8162	cyan baleful smooth skullcap	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	MacGyver's clever three-legged pants	0		Maximum MP: 120, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	inspector's remaindered axe of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	fuchsia executive censurious cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	fancy decent baguette	4	good	Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 15
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	deionized skewed ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 57
8170	cold-filtered mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 61
8171	acceptable unflavored wine cooler	3	good	
8172	gray carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	blurry ghostly upside-down ribald sewer snake	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
8174	tiny normal cyan pigeon egg	1	good	
8175	yellow prompt flame-retardant jaunty feather	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3
8176	acceptable fancy premium malt liquor	4	good	Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 15
8177	Usain Bolt's brown paper pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80
8178	ghostly supercool brown paper bag mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100
8179	coward's ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	narrow wobbly breadwand of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
8181	loafers of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	upside-down brawny bread basket	0		Muscle Percent: +20
8184	wobbly Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	studded The Crown of Ed the Undying of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	high-proof perfectly mixed Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	8	EPIC	
8189	acceptable Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	good	
8190	tolerable pulsating squat Orangemageddon wine cooler	4	good	
8191	tolerable Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	good	
8192	watered-down hand-crafted Citrus Crush wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8193	snack-sized flavorless upside-down plain bagel	2	decent	
8194	spoiled miniature glob of cream cheese	2	crappy	
8195	normal bouncing loaf of soda bread	3	good	
8196	normal acceptable bagel	4	good	
8197	adequate standard-issue cupcake	3	good	
8198	stale spinning ultra-deluxe cupcake	4	decent	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	moldy popular tart	4	crappy	
8201	huge no-handed pie	0		
8202	extra-pickled ionized double-enhanced blurry Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 29
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	mansplainer's quilted expensive camera	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	ionized jittery How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	spinning wobbly bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	miser's Van der Graaf rigging rope	0		Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	diluted blurry nasty snuff	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	smelly sage sewage-clogged pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	pickled beard incense	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	gravedigger's perfume-soaked bandana of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	maroon toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	enchanted spoiled half-sized blinking toxo	2	crappy	Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	lousy weak purple pulsating Lemonade-235	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	upside-down prompt flame-wreathed isotophat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	Three Mile Island shorts of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	upside-down perfumed nasty toxic mop	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	blinking inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	tumbling lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	spinning executive fireproof flame-retardant backwoods banjo	0		Hot Resistance: 4, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	shaking grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	pulsating lightning-fast ratskin pajama pants of Calamity Jane of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	polymerized ionized mirror turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	squat gravedigger's padded fake washboard of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	blurry Dinsey's oculus of incineration of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	Sherlock's Dinsey's radar dish	0		Item Drop: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	jittery Dinsey's pizza cutter of doom of the businessman	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	cool Dinsey's brain of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	frightening foul-smelling Dinsey's glove	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	inspector's weightlifter's Dinsey's pants	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	tumbling brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	ghostly keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	ghostly purple keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	tumbling keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	careful lube-shoes	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	pulsating trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	green aromatic shellacked Herculean Dinsey mascot mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	bite-sized spoiled wobbly Dinsey food-cone	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	hand-crafted watered-down Dinsey Whinskey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	oxidized anodized maroon twirling blurry Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	grievous fannypack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	supercool thinker's garbage sticker of the wise owl of extreme caution of incineration of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: 30, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	lime green sharpshooter's hardened baleful arcane researcher's hazmat helmet of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	tumbling Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	tumbling Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	spinning purple Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	moist nitrogenated bouncing nasty gum	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 24
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	narrow gray The Lot's engagement ring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	aromatic electrified vibrating beefy miracle whip	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	fuchsia sphygmayomanometer of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	yellow mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	low-calorie stale cyan unappetizing mayolus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	spoiled massive uninteresting mayolus	8	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	stale acceptable mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	spoiled enticing mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	adequate mouth-watering mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	upside-down newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	yellow mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	practically non-alcoholic lousy Afternoon Delight	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	blue Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	jittery Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	boiled pulsating tumbling Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	green The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	pickled tumbling Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	aerosolized cyan Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 59
8287	wobbly bouncing puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	shaking skewed kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	squat tumbling toasty dice ring	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
8291	bouncing narrow dice belt buckle of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
8292	jittery steel-toed dice-print pajama pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9
8293	wicked dice-shaped backpack	0		Spell Damage: +5
8294	gray dice-print do-rag of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
8295	ghostly Sherlock's dice sunglasses	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	polarized dice	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 13
8298	twirling pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	ionized tarnished blurry blurry power pill	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	galvanized warmed pixel star	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	enchanted spoiled shaking pixel banana	3	crappy	Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	mediocre narrow pixel beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	modified blurry green sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 43
8307	Vulcanized altered &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 13
8308	moist adjusted piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 47
8309	anodized baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 55
8310	vacuum-sealed altered .epub file	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 14
8311	extra-boiled polarized BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 48
8312	deionized hustler shades	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 17
8313	Vulcanized vacuum-sealed squat jerky stick	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 12
8314	deionized enhanced costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 65
8315	dry irradiated muscle oil	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 39
8316	nitrogenated bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 14
8317	anodized boiled pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 41
8318	alkaline mirror sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 26
8319	quadruple-modified energized jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 13
8320	cold-filtered wet one glove	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 29
8321	non-denatured Vulcanized glove	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 49
8322	chilled polarized quantum ghostly handful of fire	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 11
8323	chilled tumbling Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 21
8324	activated spinning disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 50
8325	denatured energized super-alkaline coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 50
8326	quadruple-flattened chilled conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 63
8327	extra-pressed denatured shaking Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 39
8328	improved adjusted aerosolized twirling tumbling icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 26
8329	magnetized diffused teal smellbook	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 43
8330	dry assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 12
8331	colloidal maroon filthy armor	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 62
8332	triple-chilled modified plague pie	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 19
8333	dry diffused upside-down huge batarang	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 66
8334	anodized boiled spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 43
8335	boiled polymerized bouncing grease trap	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 66
8336	energized enhanced lime green shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 13
8337	warmed altered porkpocket	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 14
8338	pressed denatured Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 68
8339	polarized anodized narrow warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 20
8340	polymerized diffused pulsating janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 69
8341	non-ionized ionized irradiated shaking mirror warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 62
8342	improved tarnished nitrogenated upside-down baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 56
8343	moist vacuum-sealed liquefied carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 14
8344	alkaline jittery skewed bronze polish	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 67
8345	boiled crident	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 30
8346	nitrogenated blinking totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 54
8347	triple-liquefied ionized spray chrome	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 58
8348	frozen teal filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 63
8349	boiled hand of cards	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 36
8350	polarized damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 40
8351	adjusted pressed twirling jittery lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 25
8352	nitrogenated triple-electrified skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 32
8353	concentrated alkaline olive grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 34
8354	corrupted extra-irradiated anodized nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 59
8355	ionized quantum iron torso box	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 37
8356	warmed liquefied mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 31
8357	extra-alkaline wobbly radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 33
8358	irradiated unsweetened x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 52
8359	liquefied wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 16
8360	Vulcanized unsweetened blurry pulsating hawkface potion	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 58
8361	activated dry electrified spinning child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 32
8362	dry devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 33
8363	warmed shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 55
8364	extra-aerosolized blue alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 57
8365	pressed narrow novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 21
8366	adjusted cyan invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 28
8367	modified handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 21
8368	enhanced upside-down garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 44
8369	pickled altered upside-down purple plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 64
8370	corrupted narrow funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 11
8371	pressed warmed jittery bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 27
8372	dry flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 48
8373	improved irradiated squat captured boozles	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 48
8374	cold-filtered nitrogenated pulsating drinks tray	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 44
8375	galvanized eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 44
8376	pulsating submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	bland snack-sized pixel lemon	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	fancy hand-crafted pixel daiquiri	4	EPIC	Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	vacuum-sealed power pill	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	oxidized Vulcanized blinking pixel potion	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	blurry bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	teal shaking blurry mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	teal mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	tumbling mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	lime green mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	olive gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	pulsating The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	scandalous The Emperor's new hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	blurry hardy The Emperor's new shirt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	The Emperor's new pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	greasy lead pipe of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	blurry squat foul-smelling veiny rope	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	wobbly arcane researcher's wrench of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	squat tumbling upside-down knitted candlestick of the detective	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	knife of the wise owl of temperance	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	revolver of the pedagogue of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	pulsating talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	twirling savory dry noodles	0		
8407	normal pestopiary	4	good	
8408	flattened ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 54
8409	decent ghostly crudles	4	good	
8410	decent super-sized agnolotti arboli	5	good	
8411	decent pulsating spaghetti with ghost balls	3	good	
8412	spoiled succulent marrow	3	crappy	
8413	decent miniature salacious crumbs	2	good	
8414	rotten upside-down red fusilli marrownarrow	3	crappy	
8415	stale pulsating suggestive strozzapreti	4	decent	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	bland blinking Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	decent	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	normal upside-down linguini immondizia bianco	4	good	
8420	gigantic stale shells a la shellfish	7	decent	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	huge Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	blurry green hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	spinning cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	upside-down therapeutic beefy LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	healthy forbidden LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	double-paned resourceful LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	fuchsia thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	mirror maroon empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	bouncing uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	jittery uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	red capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	skewed heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	tumbling New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	tumbling broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	wizardly high-temperature mining mask of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	padded fireproof megaphone of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	tiny decent tumbling mineapple	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	perfectly mixed Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	yellow SMOOCH soda	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	adequate super-sized shaking smelted roe	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	mediocre irresponsibly strong maroon lavawater	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	activated tumbling basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	greasy thinker's lavalarva of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	nasty lion tamer's Fonzie's lava balaclava	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	spinning greedy slick basaltamander buckler of the glutton	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	oxidized electrified twirling wobbly lava globs	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	flavorless half-sized gooey lava globs	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	careful curative lava-proof pants	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	wool Oprah's heat-resistant necktie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	purple careful wicked wizardly heat-resistant gloves	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	flavorless snack-sized skewed very hot lunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	drinkable practically non-alcoholic asbestos thermos	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	magnetized ionized warmed narrow liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	normal disco biscuit	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Quaatorade&trade;	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	twirling skewed dog trainer's Oprah's biker's hat of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	blurry lightning-fast foul-smelling feathered headdress of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	Sherlock's careful smooth electrician's hardhat	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	jittery &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	squat one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	jittery Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	olive New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	tumbling upside-down padded smooth velvet pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	smooth velvet shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	squat pulsating dog trainer's smooth velvet hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	therapeutic smooth velvet pocket square	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	Temple Grandin's smooth velvet socks	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	upside-down gravedigger's smooth velvet hanky	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	sinister The One Mood Ring of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	spinning the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	cyan Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	spinning Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	mirror Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	wobbly glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	dried SMOOCH coffee cup	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	colloidal magnetized labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	gravedigger's Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of Tarzan of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	coward's grease cannon of doom	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	polymerized diffused demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	forbidden Fonzie's love of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	Jeselnik's savvy beefy Pener's drumstick	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	blurry smelly deuce cape of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	skewed thinker's Lavalos's shell of the cougar of courage	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	shaking rock-hard arcane researcher's smooth velvet bra	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	blinking bouncing Temple Grandin's educational SMOOCH bracers	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	pulsating Rosewater's SMOOCH kneepads	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	teal chaotic SMOOCH spaulders	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	huge wizardly SMOOCH codpiece of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	tumbling green blurry SMOOCH breastplate of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	moldy lava cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	half-sized bland mirror pink slime	2	decent	
8527	teal Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	pulsating Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	flavorless huge devil hair pasta	7	decent	
8530	moldy spagecialetti	4	crappy	
8531	red Salsa Libre	0		
8532	green twirling good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	small normal libertagliatelle	2	good	
8535	decent enchanted turkish mostaccioli	3	good	Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 10
8536	yummy linguini of the sea	4	awesome	
8537	ionized Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 19
8539	spinning Alexy sauce	0		
8540	green rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	decent miniature blinking Fettris	2	good	
8543	yummy fusillocybin	3	awesome	
8544	normal tumbling prescription noodles	3	good	
8545	dehydrated jittery upside-down blood-drive sticker	1	decent	
8546	dry tumbling bag of grain	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 24
8547	modified aerosolized narrow pocket maze	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 33
8548	adjusted concentrated moist shady shades	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 60
8549	pickled moist blue twirling squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 64
8550	decent twirling weird gazelle steak	3	good	
8551	tasty blurry sausage without a cause	3	awesome	
8552	unsweetened pressed mirror face paint	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 29
8553	acceptable watered-down emergency margarita	2	good	
8554	distilled bad blinking vintage smart drink	5	decent	
8555	jittery a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	narrow The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	polymerized purple Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 48
8559	corrupted quadruple-warmed polymerized red bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 54
8560	non-enhanced quantum Vulcanized ghostly Aerheads	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 54
8561	pickled huge spinning Wrotz	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 19
8562	corrupted teal Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 34
8563	enhanced fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 57
8564	blurry shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	ribald flame-wreathed medical-grade barrel lid	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	blinking lime green up-at-dawn chaotic barrel hoop earring of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	twirling fireproof Lo Pan's sharpshooter's bankruptcy barrel	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	cyan tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	squat barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	blinking barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	blinking mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	twirling barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	mediocre bouncing bottle of Amontillado	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	hand-crafted barrel-aged martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	normal super-sized barrel pickle	5	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	tiny normal barrel cracker	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	twisted gray vibrating mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	denatured twirling mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	KoL Con 12-gauge of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	banded Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	scandalous barrel gun	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	bouncing barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	rotten small water log	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	shaking nippy barrelhead of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	blinking experienced supercool bottoms of the barrel	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	blue skewed hardened weightlifter's chest barrel	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	wool double barreled barrel gun	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	reassuring wizardly triple barreled barrel gun of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	twirling fortified baleful barrel beryl choker	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	Tesla barrel beryl nose ring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	vibrating dangerous barrel beryl ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	wobbly map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	anodized spinning cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	denatured upside-down cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	flattened cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	deionized upside-down cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	activated shaking cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	alkaline cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	anodized moist cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	cold-filtered spinning spinning cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	nitrogenated cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	energized huge cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	dry huge upside-down cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	non-quantum ionized moist cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	quadruple-unsweetened modified denatured twirling narrow cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	alkaline cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	pickled ionized cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	aerosolized huge narrow cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	moist alkaline diffused olive cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	ionized extra-adjusted blurry cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	liquefied wobbly red cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	flattened chilled spinning cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	boiled cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	frozen cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	boiled squat squat cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	boiled cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	altered squat green cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	enhanced quadruple-quantum maroon cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	unsweetened flattened cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	polymerized red cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	triple-ionized blinking cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	adjusted yellow cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	denatured pickled twirling cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	quantum cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	upside-down cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	polymerized modified cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	modified cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	resourceful grievous Royal scepter of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	pulsating doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	low-calorie stale wobbly narrow bowl of eyeballs	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	normal miniature bowl of mummy guts	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	stale green bowl of maggots	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	acceptable blood and blood	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	triple-distilled delicious Jack-O-Lantern beer	7	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	perfectly mixed upside-down zombie	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	tumbling narrow Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	mirror purple tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	hardy sinister Socratic crown	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	Da Vinci's hawk of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8655	rotten hamlet sandwich	3	crappy	
8656	sharpshooter's Othello's military jacket	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
8657	spinning nippy Othello's dagger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
8658	blinking Othello's handkerchief of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
8659	ionized electrified bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 68
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	Sherlock's gravedigger's thinker's ghostly dagger	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
8663	hand-crafted ghost beer	3	EPIC	
8664	maroon Annie Oakley's Othello set	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	lightning-fast banded Yorick of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
8668	spinning wobbly rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	upside-down ghostly tulip	0		
8671	shaking teal tulip	0		
8672	squat Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	ghostly one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	corrupted anodized fuchsia shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	rotten iceberg lettuce	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	hand-crafted ice wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	supercharged educational Wal-Mart snowglobe of chilblains	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	toasty chaotic Herculean Wal-Mart nametag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	chilly rosy-cheeked Sinatra's Wal-Mart overalls	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	lime green spinning The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	narrow Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	Lo Pan's bellhop's hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed ice porter	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	quantum exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	super-quantum blinking shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	skewed ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	pickled bouncing medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	enchanted normal ice rice	3	good	Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	artisanal high-proof iced plum wine	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	squat quilted training belt of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	lightning-fast double-paned sharpshooter's training legwarmers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	blinking stanky manspreader's training helmet of the empath	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	pulsating ghostly training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	cyan training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	huge X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	narrow machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	modified maroon abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	dehydrated abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	modified blurry abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	dehydrated jittery abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	vaporized upside-down abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	boiled lime green skewed bouncing abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	modified upside-down abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	vaporized wobbly abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	boiled tumbling jittery abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	distilled narrow abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	flavorless jittery VYKEA meatballs	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	smooth extra-dry cyan VYKEA mead	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	tarnished VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	squat yellow VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	shaking VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	narrow VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	jittery VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	spinning family-friendly knitted curative VYKEA hex key	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	gigantic toothsome twirling tin of submardines	6	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	hand-crafted twirling bottle of norwhiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	altered octolus oculus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	up-at-dawn zippy sardine can key of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	family-friendly fortified stylish norwhal helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	avaricious Socratic octolus-skin cloak of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	tolerable enchanted blurry perfect cosmopolitan	3	good	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	tolerable practically non-alcoholic perfect negroni	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	lousy perfect dark and stormy	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic jittery perfect mimosa	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	enchanted acceptable perfect old-fashioned	4	good	Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	hand-crafted perfect paloma	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	electrified blue That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	non-anodized corrupted Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	ionized unsweetened skewed Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	denatured fuchsia ghostly Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	unsweetened Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	pressed Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	double-boiled irradiated hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	modified squat communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	delicious shaking Crimbo salad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	huge tasty bread line	10	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	high-proof smooth bark rootbeer	6	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	artisanal ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	curative plastic Rudolph the Red	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	Herculean plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	huge perfumed plastic Crimborgatron	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	huge padded plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	huge bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	wobbly spinning stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	skewed Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	practically non-alcoholic tolerable fuchsia Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	blinking Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	ghostly twirling narrow Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	improved pulsating huge pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	tumbling banded boxer's reusable shopping bag of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	shaking Sinatra's coarse hemp socks	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	shaking huge bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	narrow pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	Newton's pine cone necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	narrow manspreader's reindeer hammer	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	elf ploughshare of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	elven tambourine of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	chaotic reindeer sickle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	olive face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	squat The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	shaking plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	squat bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	tumbling bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	squat ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	gray incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	wobbly fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	skewed exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	wobbly glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	jittery squat Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	spinning bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	stale blurry Kudzu salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	diluted green Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	tolerable Miss Graves' vermouth	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	stale The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	compressed lime green The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	smooth The Mad Liquor	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	tolerable Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	spoiled Mr. Burnsger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	diluted red blurry squat The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	blinking crafty shellacked padded The Jokester's gun	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	wizardly The Jokester's wig of wisdom of the sewer	0		Mysticality: 40, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	blurry Van der Graaf arcane researcher's supercool The Jokester's pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	pickled deionized quantum Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	bouncing replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	super-warmed olive squat robin's egg	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	normal bouncing robin flan	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	bad robin nog	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	mirror LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	wobbly exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	double-adjusted modified Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 30
8841	denatured modified Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 27
8842	improved frozen cyan infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 48
8843	chilled activated can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 20
8844	frozen polymerized red The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 64
8845	flattened warmed bouncing bag of random words	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 26
8846	galvanized activated aerosolized blinking tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 61
8847	pickled red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 15
8848	pressed dry huge question juice	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
8849	energized shaking tube of villain	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 14
8850	jittery shellacked your cowboy boots	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	blinking nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	blurry nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	fuchsia nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	mirror nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	skewed nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	toasty quicksilver ring	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	greedy auspicious ribald thicksilver ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	upside-down forbidden slick wicksilver ring of the early riser	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	blue prompt careful medical-grade slicksilver ring	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	reassuring ribald sicksilver ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	perfumed clever hardy nicksilver ring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	twirling greasy dance instructor's ticksilver ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	lion tamer's electrified Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	curative Tesla's Electroplated Beans of the dark arts of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	Usain Bolt's thinker's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	slick Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	skewed Oprah's Frigid Northern Beans	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	friendly World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	avaricious Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	experienced Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's hardy shellacked Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	wobbly ghostly experienced Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of Tarzan of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	yummy immense special plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	7	awesome	Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	stale plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	immense decent plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	6	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	moldy miniature skewed plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	adequate bouncing plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	spoiled twirling plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	decent plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	normal plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	delicious half-sized plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	bite-sized adequate plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	therapeutic Fancy Jeff's pocket square of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	blinking rock-hard studded Daisy's unclean bloomers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	blurry Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	Sherlock's dangerous Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: 45, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	curative Fonzie's smooth Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of chilblains of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	pulsating Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	spinning censurious Jeselnik's beefcake's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	improved improved mirror blinking poker face paint	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	red realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	squat tainted milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	enhanced quantum pressed twirling lime green triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	pressed green ghost bit	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	improved enhanced shaking buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	pressed aerosolized skewed lion musk	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	decent pulsating bear claw	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	magnetized tarnished rattler gland	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	super-denatured blinking half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	double-modified oxidized tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	fancy yummy rotting beefsteak	4	awesome	Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	artisanal firemilk	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	Vulcanized concentrated electrified yellow blinking spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	distilled narrow yellow squat moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	personal trainer's weightlifter's western-style skinning knife	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	squat reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	healthy steel knuckles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	squat Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	spinning LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	bouncing Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	triple-moist ionized modified maroon demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	yellow ghostly makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	ghostly baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	mirror bouncing diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	squat coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	mirror frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	mirror cyan shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	squat yellow cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	huge jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	shaking wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	pulsating sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	teal skewed ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	narrow Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	tumbling Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	green inspector's supercool one-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15
8960	auspicious educational two-gallon hat	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +10
8961	deadly three-gallon hat of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8962	rosewater-soaked banded four-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +3
8963	blinking perfumed grievous five-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
8964	squat lightning-fast vibrating six-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40
8965	blurry Oprah's beefy seven-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
8966	fuchsia beefcake's eight-gallon hat of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
8967	ghostly wholesome deadly nine-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10
8968	banded ten-gallon hat of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20
8969	Jeselnik's fortified eleven-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	ghostly snake oil	0		
8972	super-tarnished adjusted squat skin oil	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 67
8973	dry ghostly blurry unusual oil	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 33
8974	diffused unsweetened eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 28
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	colloidal shaking shaking pulsating patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 38
8977	tarnished polymerized ghostly patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 16
8978	vacuum-sealed patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 19
8979	oxidized upside-down mirror patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 45
8980	altered ionized jittery patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 35
8981	corrupted denatured huge patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 39
8982	adjusted vacuum-sealed chilled narrow twirling corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 23
8983	bad rodeo whiskey	3	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	green knitted real cowboy hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	gray Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	blinking Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	pickled shaking armored prawn	1		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	bland half-sized jumping horseradish	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	high-proof hand-crafted Sacramento wine	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	Vulcanized polarized blinking gray Greek fire	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	fuchsia pulsating Annie Oakley's razor-sharp ox-head shield of Leguizamo of the sewer of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	aromatic flame-retardant double-paned Da Vinci's smooth dented scepter	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	frightening mansplainer's clever hale Herculean very pointy crown	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	greedy clever supercharged educational battle broom of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	huge smelly clever hardened carpe of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	cyan stanky fortified Sinatra's savvy codpiece	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	upside-down huge nippy dog trainer's resourceful arcane researcher's troutsers	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	family-friendly Van der Graaf occult bass clarinet of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	wobbly wool hale Socratic thinker's fish hatchet	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	jittery ribald tunac of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	vacuum-sealed wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	mediocre spinning bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	double-magnetized liquefied high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	ghostly smartaleck's fishin' hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	ghostly maroon sizzling sonar fishfinder	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	narrow plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	moldy gallon of milk	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	fuchsia spinning infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	skewed sizzling healthy First Post shirt - Cir Senam of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	maroon high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	decent super-sized star salad	5	good	
9031	lime green blurry Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	stale small tumbling shaking bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	2	decent	
9033	yellow Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	decent browser cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	triple-distilled perfectly mixed hacked gibson	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	upside-down dance instructor's Source shades	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	twirling Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	spinning Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	skewed Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	huge squat Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	blurry Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	tumbling Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	upside-down Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	teal Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	narrow Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	squat Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	spinning Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	MacGyver's rosy-cheeked plastic detective badge of Tarzan of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	wobbly nasty flame-wreathed clever rock-hard bronze detective badge	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	asbestos-lined horrifying baleful detective badge of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	wicked savvy detective badge of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	olive cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	ghostly chaotic wholesome detective roscoe of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	unsweetened shoe gum	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	pulsating inspector's scandalous noir fedora of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	jittery jittery greasy trench coat of doom of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	acceptable Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	4	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	stale half-sized hardboiled egg	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	skewed spinning up-at-dawn nippy Sinatra's beefy protonic accelerator pack of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	lime green mirror squat frightening Adventurer bobblehead	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	miser's Temple Grandin's bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	hale fleshy lump of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	zippy hale smoldering bagel punch	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	olive occult boxer's ghostly reins	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	skewed brawny derringer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	ghostly gravedigger's Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	lard-coated gravedigger's nasty Spookyraven signet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	forbidden strapping tie-dyed fannypack	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	foul-smelling burnt snowpants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	fuchsia sizzling standards and practices guide	0		Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	zippy rock-hard smooth Carpathian longsword	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	upside-down upside-down Usain Bolt's Liam's mail of the wise owl of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: 140, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	twirling frightening crafty weightlifter's Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	padded Wrist-Boy	0		Damage Absorption: +20
9103	mirror Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	shaking wobbly Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	red Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	wet irradiated Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 14
9108	spinning lead umbrella	0		
9109	warmed double-cold-filtered Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 50
9110	improved concentrated Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 26
9111	polarized jittery Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 19
9112	concentrated unsweetened lime green EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 59
9113	alkaline Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 39
9114	unsweetened olive jittery The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 27
9115	deionized corrupted Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 25
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	gravedigger's repaid diaper	0		Spooky Damage: +10
9118	squat wobbly Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	drinkable watered-down ghostly olive Shot of Kardashian Gin	2	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	blurry dog trainer's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	jittery Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	tumbling baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	tumbling droppable microphone	0		
9126	tolerable unidentified drink	4	good	
9127	foul-smelling curative KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9128	mirror executive miser's discarded swimming trunks of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: 50
9129	double-irradiated diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 39
9130	modified charisma potion	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 30
9131	narrow extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	pulsating Usain Bolt's Da Vinci's pistol	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +80
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	decent bite-sized blurry leftover pasty	1	good	
9135	irresponsibly strong drinkable very whiskey	9	good	
9136	maroon li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	maroon li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	blurry li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	dry hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	corrupted ghostly Prunets	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 51
9148	blurry lime green Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	mirror baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	wet invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	altered skewed invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	spoiled raw sweet potato	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	normal tiny raw beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	enchanted bland small raw stuffing	2	decent	Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	toothsome raw cranberry sauce	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	immense tasty raw turkey	8	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	rotten raw mincemeat	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	stale small red raw potato	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	fancy small stale raw gravy	2	decent	Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	low-calorie normal raw bread	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	smelly mini-marshmallow dispenser of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	mirror dangerous brainy glass casserole dish of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	tumbling stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	foul-smelling Van der Graaf can opener	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	dehydrated turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	greasy strapping glass pie plate	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	double-paned potato masher of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	pulsating bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	delicious sweet potatoes	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	yummy bean casserole	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	normal baked stuffing	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	stale wobbly cranberry cylinder	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	decent cyan thanksgiving turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	adequate mince pie	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	tasty blurry mashed potatoes	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	bland big twirling warm gravy	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	flavorless bread roll	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	stale bite-sized leftovers	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	adequate half-sized leftovers sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	blurry megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	fuchsia packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	narrow cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	Vulcanized wobbly eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	hand-crafted eldritch extract	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	reassuring brawny Official Council Aide Pin	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	artisanal weak eldritch distillate	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	mixed eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	curative Science Notebook	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9197	stanky Temple Grandin's eldritch hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	banded wicked Fonzie's eldritch pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	smooth eldritch elixir	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	mirror grievous Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	upside-down lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	skewed The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	spinning narrow grievous ball and chain	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	green rosy-cheeked gingerbread tophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	twirling fortified gingerbread waistcoat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	narrow Annie Oakley's gingerbread trousers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	padded arcane researcher's candy dress shoes of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	prompt energetic studded candy necktie	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	ghostly chilly electrified sinister chocolate pocketwatch	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	spinning blurry broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	blurry teal mirror interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	huge gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	immense bland animal part cracker	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	perfectly mixed weak gingerbread wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	adequate immense narrow gingerbread mug	10	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	thinker's gingerbread mask	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	double-paned horrifying vibrating gingerservo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	cold-filtered dry upside-down fuchsia tainted icing	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	strapping gingerbeard	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	sharpshooter's gingerbread hoodie of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	executive vibrating gingerbread pistol	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	bouncing manspreader's groovy marzipan briefcase	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	mansplainer's creme brulee torch	0		Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	brainy candy crowbar	0		Mysticality: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	mirror lime green forbidden candy screwdriver of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	purple stiffened pumpkin spice candle	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	extra-dry warmed ghostly gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	jittery friendly groovy gingerbread gavel	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	tolerable ginger beer	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	pulsating spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	wet twirling gray industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	electrified fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	mediocre high-end ginger wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	twirling plastic bad vibe of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	wobbly Samson's plastic angry vikings	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	blinking healthy plastic Your Brain	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	zippy plastic Krampus	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	concentrated quantum squat purple jittery blinking Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	Vulcanized shaking Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	alkaline Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	rotten snack-sized spiritual candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	bad squat spiritual eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	rotten jittery ghostly spiritual fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	rotten spiritual gingerbread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	bouncing My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	spinning No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	huge red gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	flattened rock candy	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	huge stale green-iced sweet roll	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	jittery sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	pulsating prompt reassuring Third Eye	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	Tesla occult Krampus Horn	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	bite-sized toothsome hambrosier	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	acceptable chakra-mental wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	ionized diffused teal chakra malt	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	decent miniature twirling Black Angus blackburger	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	hand-crafted spirit-forward brandy	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	enhanced polarized potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	rosy-cheeked Newton's bad vibroknife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	blurry ghostly groovy crystal belt buckle of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	Jeselnik's flame-wreathed saffron antaravasaka	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	frightening brainy saffron uttarasanga	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	tumbling Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	skewed gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	cyan ribald MacGyver's boxer's Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	adequate bouncing upside-down Eldritch snap	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	dehydrated hot jelly	1		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	twisted upside-down jelly	1		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	pickled jelly	1		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	altered mirror sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	dried yellow spinning bouncing stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	jumbo bland narrow bouncing toast with hot jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	rotten blinking toast with jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	massive moldy ghostly toast with jelly	7	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	flavorless jumbo huge toast with sleaze jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	massive normal toast with stench jelly	6	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	bouncing space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	yellow hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	twirling stiffened wax hand of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	mirror Sherlock's baleful candle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	small rotten blinking wax pancake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	nippy wax face of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	distilled acceptable wax booze	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	compressed sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	tasty tumbling sea truffle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	bouncing crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	toasty recovered cufflinks	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	narrow heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	ionized enhanced pressed LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	double-ionized unsweetened LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	flattened quadruple-diffused LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	Usain Bolt's mansplainer's crafty LOV Eardigan	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	miser's stanky LOV Epaulettes of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	gravedigger's electrified medical-grade LOV Earrings	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	cyan LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	boiled LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	wobbly extremely unsafe LOV Elephant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	arcane researcher's eldritch scanner	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	ionized wobbly eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	veiny eldritch hammer of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	toothsome eldritch mushroom	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	jittery eldritch ichor	0		
9334	stale eldritch mushroom pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	cyan upside-down eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	dry shaking eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	tumbling HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	blurry Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	maroon ghostly Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	shaking Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	blinking twirling Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	maroon pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	pulsating bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	bouncing cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	bouncing lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	blinking baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	squat fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	huge limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	squat imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	perfectly mixed literal grasshopper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	bad purple double entendre	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	artisanal Phlegethon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	hand-crafted Siberian sunrise	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	artisanal mentholated wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	artisanal watered-down low tide martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	bad shroomtini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	hand-crafted watered-down upside-down morning dew	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	spirit-forward aged whiskey squeeze	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	watered-down special smooth jittery great fashioned	2	awesome	Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	artisanal watered-down Gnomish sagngria	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	watered-down artisanal vodka stinger	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	artisanal weak extremely slippery nipple	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	bad practically non-alcoholic squat piscatini	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	artisanal Churchill	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	hand-crafted watered-down ghostly soilzerac	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	watered-down drinkable London frog	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	mediocre extra-dry nothingtini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	smooth eighth plague	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	drinkable weak single entendre	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	delicious fortified blurry reverse Tantalus	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	drinkable elemental caipiroska	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	hand-crafted Feliz Navidad	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	practically non-alcoholic tolerable blinking Bloody Nora	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	bad enchanted moreltini	3	decent	Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	tolerable hell in a bucket	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	aged spinning Newark	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	watered-down bad R'lyeh	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	perfectly mixed upside-down Gnollish sangria	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	smooth pulsating vodka barracuda	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	acceptable Mysterious Island iced tea	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	delicious blinking drive-by shooting	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	perfectly mixed gunner's daughter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	mediocre high-proof olive dirt julep	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	tolerable special watered-down skewed Simepore slime	2	good	Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	high-proof tolerable Phil Collins	6	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	lime green shaking toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	maroon squat exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	red rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	spinning squat high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	tumbling Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	bouncing alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	tumbling alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	spinning botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	miniature normal jittery edible alien plant bit	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	skewed alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	shaking mirror fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	powdered alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	normal small alien meat	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	olive alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	lime green alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	pickled shaking mirror alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	extra-dry unsweetened alien medicine	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	low-calorie yummy alien salad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	perfectly mixed high-proof skewed spinning alien booze	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	zippy foul-smelling alien mask of horror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	smelly frosty veiny alien spear	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	wicked razor-sharp alien blowgun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	perfumed vibrating alien loincloth of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	fireproof toasty alien totem of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	mirror censurious family-friendly alien necklace of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	pulsating spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	tumbling spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	family-friendly spants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	yellow censurious Sinatra's spant shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	blinking spant shoulderpads of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	spant backplate of vim and vigor of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	wool spant spear of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	shaking murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	huge murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	colloidal frozen murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	forbidden wicked weightlifter's murderbot mask	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	galvanized energized murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	narrow frightening murderbot whip of terror	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	bouncing chilly Lo Pan's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	pulsating murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	blinking twirling Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	blurry blinking Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	fuchsia tumbling jittery Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	pulsating Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	mirror Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	big yummy Aldebaran sardines	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	fortified mediocre Centauri fish wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	powdered oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	frightening healthy Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	green up-at-dawn veiny Spacegate military insignia	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	gravedigger's Socratic Spacegate diplomat's insignia of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	wobbly Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	massive normal mirror alien sandwich	6	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	spinning glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	improved non-deionized Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 17
9477	twirling purple Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	blue New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	boiled extra-concentrated energized Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	quadruple-boiled Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	ionized twirling huge Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	modified Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	boiled olive Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	extra-altered adjusted tumbling Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	irradiated cyan Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	immense flavorless yellow Affirmation Cookie	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	gray Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	gray Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	super-aerosolized ionized upside-down Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 26
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	ghostly pulsating suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	stanky chilly hale Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	watered-down mediocre basic martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	fancy delicious extra-dry improved martini	5	awesome	Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	acceptable fancy tumbling splendid martini	3	good	Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	jittery exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	ghostly can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	olive gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	spinning gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	ghostly squat Van der Graaf hardened wizardly plastic gundam	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	blurry License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	ghostly Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	shaking fuchsia Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	flavorless huge meteoreo	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	hand-crafted weak tumbling meadeorite	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	coward's cool meteortarboard of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -45, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	Van der Graaf boxer's meteorite guard of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	mansplainer's Lo Pan's meteorb	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	frightening asteroid belt of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	chaotic quilted weightlifter's meteorthopedic shoes	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	zippy clever shooting morning star of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	spinning Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	tumbling Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	spinning corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	crafty hale Rosewater's blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	bouncing pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	twirling pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	twirling pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	bouncing dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	twirling hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	fuchsia xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	squat X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	pulsating O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	hand-crafted boozy maroon twirling DUFRESNE Suds	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	up-at-dawn flame-wreathed mafia pinky ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
9547	watered-down lousy flask of port	2	decent	
9548	shaking banded stylish contract enforcement stick	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +100
9549	bland Hide-rox&trade; cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	practically non-alcoholic tolerable blurry jug of booze	1	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	pickled warmed modified bouncing blurry upside-down pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	moist tumbling temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	dehydrated glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	spinning pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	flattened adjusted maroon new habit	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	spinning twirling coward's occult pearl necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	wobbly amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	shaking O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	jittery fuchsia flame-retardant fortified protection stick of extreme caution of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
9563	altered flattened roll of meat	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 21
9564	coward's wicked mafia thumb ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
9565	polarized aerosolized skewed cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	squat teal resourceful mafia middle finger ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	reassuring scandalous horrifying dangerous steel drivin' hammer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	stanky rock-hard mafia pointer finger ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	worksite credentials of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
9571	studded negotiatin' hammer of the dark arts of the glutton of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	deadly mafia wedding ring of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9576	cyan smartaleck's mafia organizer badge	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	miniature moldy twirling unfinished fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	concentrated non-aerosolized maroon and cracker	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	artisanal weak shaking ghostly neg grog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	adequate blinking half double fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	special half-sized toothsome hushed puppy	2	awesome	Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	decent super-sized enchanted muffled muffuletta	5	good	Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	spoiled shushed potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	plastic mime functionary of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	blurry boxer's plastic mime scientist	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	shaking plastic mime soldier of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	plastic mime executive of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	skewed plastic The Silent Nightmare of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	narrow locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	jittery mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	squat pulsating temperance whiskey	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	unsweetened colloidal wishbone	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Racisto Ruidoso	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	diet bland yellow bran muffin	1	decent	
9598	spoiled special snack-sized blueberry muffin	2	crappy	Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 50
9599	tumbling cyan silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	blue silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	skewed silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	squat mirror silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	huge silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	fuchsia spinning silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	cyan silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	upside-down silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	cyan silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	shaking silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	fuchsia silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	tumbling silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	tumbling olive silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	blurry silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	teal anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	red warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	drinkable stale cheer wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	thick moldy stale Cheer-E-Os	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	blinking cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	boxer's cheerful antler hat of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	ghostly scandalous Lo Pan's cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	Jim Carey's cheerful pajama pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	purple The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	upside-down The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	bouncing The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	blue The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	shaking lime green The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	twirling maroon The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	huge mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	high-proof drinkable executive mime flask	6	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	decent nega-mushroom	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	smooth nega-mushroom wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	Vulcanized red ghostly Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	adequate mime army rations	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	hand-crafted watered-down mime army wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	diluted spinning mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	triple-cold-filtered jittery mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	shaking occult miming beret of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	weightlifter's miming shirt of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	miming corduroys of temperance of the early riser	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	clever dance instructor's miming boots	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	ghostly ribald Socratic miming gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	electrified cold-filtered digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	cyan mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	flame-wreathed mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	smooth mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	executive mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	tumbling mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	upside-down mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	perfumed wicked mime army infiltration glove	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	upside-down green kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	blurry pulsating fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	moldy diet pulsating extra-toasted half sandwich	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	tolerable special pulsating mulled hobo wine	3	good	Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	Socratic smartaleck's brainy burning paper hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	nippy veiny groovy burning cape	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	lightning-fast burning paper slippers of the dark arts of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	blue censurious Oprah's energetic burning paper jorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	pulsating smooth burning paper crane of the brazier of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: 75, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	wobbly double-paned Herculean broken champagne bottle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	avaricious extremely unsafe tinsel tights	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	wobbly gray wad of used tape of the cougar of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	avaricious Van der Graaf healthy silent nightlight of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	non-Vulcanized super-deionized skewed sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 12
9697	quantum Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 36
9698	denatured frozen hot button candy	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 48
9699	makeshift garbage shirt of the dark arts of the businessman of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	veiny novelty monorail ticket of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	dried mirror pills	1		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 25
9702	dried ghostly furry pill	1		
9703	twisted blurry beefy pill	1		
9704	twisted upside-down excitement pill	1		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 10
9705	denatured squat vitamin G pill	1		
9706	mixed red upside-down lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	diluted pulsating dieting pill	1		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 15
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	yellow Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	ghostly Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	mirror They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	green Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	extremely unsafe savvy genie's turbane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	curative thinker's genie's scimitar	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	auspicious smelly genie's pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	lion tamer's genie's bracers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	bouncing lightning-fast MacGyver's psychic's circlet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	flame-retardant psychic's crystal ball of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	occult psychic's pslacks of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	yellow manspreader's psychic's amulet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	stale heart-shaped candy whetstone	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	rotten gigantic Swedish massage fish	10	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	aged weak Third Base	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	delicious strong twirling Bustle Hustler	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	triple-energized anodized Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	frozen Bettie page	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	dry bouncing green tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	polymerized ionized heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	upside-down Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	pulsating bouncing eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	blurry personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	polarized extra-liquefied unsweetened upside-down cyan rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 28
9744	diffused moist mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 41
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	boiled tarnished spinning rhinestone	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 13
9747	blinking 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	maroon spinning bronze	0		
9751	wobbly ghostly piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	Team Avarice cap of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
9755	friendly Team Sloth cap	0		Familiar Weight: +3
9756	narrow banded Team Wrath cap	0		Damage Absorption: +100
9757	spinning studded Mu cap	0		Damage Absorption: +80
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	upside-down packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	olive Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	upside-down Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	tumbling twirling Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	maroon Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	bouncing teal Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	wobbly Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	squat Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	twirling Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	mirror Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	bouncing Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	blurry Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	bouncing Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	jittery wobbly Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	blurry ghostly Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	jittery Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	yellow Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	upside-down shaking Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	bouncing Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	purple ghostly Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	shaking Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	ghostly Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	huge Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	squat Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	green Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	spinning Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	tumbling Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	twirling Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	skewed Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	jittery Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	pulsating shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	jittery mirror smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	compressed wobbly lime green magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 30
9829	boiled fuchsia brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	powdered fuchsia upside-down glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	dried pulsating scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 15
9832	altered pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	altered blinking lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	altered spinning gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 30
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	ghostly FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	blue perfumed FantasyRealm G. E. M. of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	red FantasyRealm Mage's Hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	dance instructor's FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	narrow lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	lightning-fast &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of Calamity Jane of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	blurry tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	huge Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	pulsating LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	pulsating dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	blinking mirror druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	spinning flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	oxidized universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	squat LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	olive LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	stale FantasyRealm turkey leg	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	artisanal irresponsibly strong FantasyRealm mead	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	huge Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	gray grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	decent blue druidic s'more	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	pickled tumbling blurry sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	delicious practically non-alcoholic mourning wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	upside-down sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	mirror map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	snack-sized bland denastified haunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	aged blinking bad rum and good cola	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	pressed Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	prompt educational brawny leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	upside-down Master Thief's utility belt of the storm of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	tumbling cyan electrified rosy-cheeked Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	ruddy rosy-cheeked deadly Dragonscale breastplate	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: 70, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	mansplainer's energetic studded belt of Ogrekind	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	scorching ruddy The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	greasy ribald nozzle of the Phoenix of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	huge reassuring the Archwizard's briefs of the brazier of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	veiny hardened savvy the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	boxer's shield of the Skeleton Lord of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	censurious Lo Pan's smartaleck's ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	dog trainer's scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	olive shaking ghostly double-paned coward's sage deadfall branch of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +5
9894	fireproof Lo Pan's Newton's cool Staff of Kitchen Royalty of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: 50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	practically non-alcoholic aged two meat muck	1	awesome	
9899	miniature stale fuchsia chocolate Ogre Chieftain	2	decent	
9900	miniature bland chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	2	decent	
9901	jumbo moldy chocolate Spider Queen	5	crappy	
9902	tolerable purple hipster cocktail	3	good	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	blinking God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	squat God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	bouncing red God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	skewed G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	narrow crude oil congealer	0		
9915	spoiled thick good guava	5	crappy	
9916	artisanal practically non-alcoholic gray gin and ginger	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
9917	maroon Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	distilled skewed yellow gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 50
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	wobbly A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	frozen double-altered Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	triple-moist concentrated Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	squat Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	modified cyan Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	skewed Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	narrow upside-down shaking Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	lime green auspicious fireproof curative Brutal brogues of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	upside-down censurious ruddy fortified stylish Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	tumbling nasty Van der Graaf hardened smooth Nouveau nosering	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	denatured adjusted ghostly sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	quadruple-deionized boiling broth	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	quadruple-liquefied ghostly skewed interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	narrow Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	twirling kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	shaking Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	blinking ruddy razor-sharp weightlifter's PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	red Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	weak aged Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	ribald sinister pentagram bandana	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	sharpshooter's skull ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	lime green electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	bland PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	manspreader's electrified dorky glasses	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	wicked ponytail clip of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	shaking paint palette of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	vaporized jittery Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	Jeselnik's cosmetic football	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	bouncing Rosewater's sage shoe ad T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: 40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	skewed Jim Carey's pump-up high-tops	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	corrupted galvanized runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	veiny noticeable pumps of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	huge surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	bad cyan everfull glass	4	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	sizzling smooth denim jacket	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	lime green personal trainer's ratty knitted cap of doom	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	razor-sharp intimidating chainsaw of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	hand-crafted skewed party beer bomb	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	flavorless fancy super-sized sweet party mix	5	decent	Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	dehydrated pulsating squat party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	perfumed chaotic party pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	gravedigger's fortified smartaleck's party whip	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	pulsating Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	lousy TRIO cup of beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	decent party platter for one	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	dehydrated shaking Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	wobbly Lo Pan's grievous party crasher	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	spinning latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	skewed voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	hale &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	huge absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	dangerous snakeskin thighboots of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	Tesla wizardly snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	maroon ruddy rosy-cheeked snakeskin jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	tumbling slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	bouncing slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	narrow flame-wreathed wholesome deadly slime waders	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	pulsating fireproof Annie Oakley's MacGyver's slime fedora	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	jittery foul-smelling chilly wicked slime knuckles	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	blurry government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	Sherlock's smelly boxer's government-issued slacks	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	healthy arcane researcher's government-issued eyeshade of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	ribald Rosewater's government-issued necktie of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	ribald mutant arm of terror of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 60, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	curative extremely unsafe mutant legs of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	curative sinister mutant crown of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	adequate ghostly ectoplasm	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	rotten super-sized shaking	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	aged olive bottle of vodka	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	stale pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	weak acceptable martini	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	adequate snack-sized twirling cherry pie	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	artisanal watered-down eggnog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	upside-down glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	stale gigantic Hell ramen	6	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	high-proof tolerable squat bouncing gimlet	9	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	hand-crafted wobbly twice-haunted screwdriver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	stale enchanted candy cane	3	decent	Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	acceptable runny fermented egg	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	decent enchanted oldcake	3	good	Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	stale traditional Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	Sinatra's plastic wild beaver	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	tumbling Usain Bolt's plastic reindeer	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	skewed thinker's plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	deadly plastic orphan	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	plastic Abuela Crimbo of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	fuchsia pulsating Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	Van der Graaf rock-hard pristine walrus tusk	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	lightning-fast Oprah's Staff of Frozen Lard of the brazier of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	miniature bland grilled mooseflank	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	thick normal wobbly bouncing moosemeat pie	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	bouncing cool balanced antler	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	ghostly razor-sharp dam	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	weak aged beavermouth	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	tolerable beaver punch (papaya)	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	hand-crafted teal beaver punch (peach)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	perfectly mixed twirling beaver punch (cherry)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	resourceful stylish Canadian lantern	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	sinister muskox-skin cap	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	bouncing Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	stale half-sized glass of raw eggs	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	perfectly mixed watered-down punch-drunk punch	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	twisted ghostly body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	miser's bauxite beret	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	narrow reassuring bauxite boxers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	teal experienced bauxite bow-tie	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	shaking ghostly scorching manspreader's Lo Pan's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the dark arts of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: 30, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	huge blinking sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	super-sized fancy delicious sausage	5	awesome	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	studded red-hot sausage fork of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	cyan upside-down jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	maroon shaking Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	triple-distilled enchanted tolerable beer	6	good	Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	spoiled yule gruel	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	acceptable practically non-alcoholic fancy hot watered rum	1	good	Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	smooth practically non-alcoholic mirror bottle of Crimbognac	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	rotten Crimboysters Rockefeller	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	mixed Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	spinning cyan Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	tumbling Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	pulsating Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	stiffened educational Crimbolex watch of terror	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	educational Rosewater's hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Food Drop: +100
10082	pulsating Herculean chalk chlamys of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	chaotic chalk chain of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	rosewater-soaked medical-grade chalk chalice	0		Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	sharpshooter's chalk chinos of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	narrow Usain Bolt's chalk chapeau of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	perfumed slick chalk choker	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	twisted spinning chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	diffused electrified candy chalk	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 68
10090	reassuring marble maebari of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	chilly sage marble mantle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	smelly Temple Grandin's marble magnet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	tumbling avaricious scorching marble mignonette bowl	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	mirror marble medallion of James Dean of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	ghostly greedy marble mariachi hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	distilled gray squat marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	deionized extra-galvanized Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 64
10098	tumbling vibrating punching bag of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	strapping pith helmet of the empath	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	wobbly shellacked Fonzie's poncho	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	twirling therapeutic wizardly pendant	0		Mysticality: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	manspreader's Rosewater's palazzos	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	electrified pseudoaccordion of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	distilled ghostly pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	altered energized skewed wobbly spinning Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 36
10106	rosewater-soaked fireproof terra cotta truss	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	Lo Pan's quilted terra cotta trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	fortified terra cotta tongs of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	pulsating Fonzie's experienced terra cotta train	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	fireproof rosy-cheeked terra cotta tie tack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	studded supercool terra cotta tambourine	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	pickled squat terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	dry terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 56
10114	pulsating wicked velour voulge of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	lard-coated chilly velour vambraces	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	friendly arcane researcher's velour veil	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	rosewater-soaked Sinatra's velour viscometer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	inspector's velour valise of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	scorching velour vaqueros of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	distilled huge velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	moist extra-oxidized squat Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 38
10122	extremely unsafe glass suspenders of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	Rosewater's glass shield of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	avaricious resourceful glass stetson	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	resourceful glass spectacles of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	tumbling Van der Graaf Oprah's glass shiv	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	frosty veiny glass serape	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	twisted narrow spinning glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	quadruple-enhanced teal hard candy	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 11
10130	gravedigger's arcane researcher's loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	reassuring greasy loofah lei	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	olive smartaleck's loofah lederhosen of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	green scandalous extremely unsafe loofah ladle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	gray energetic loofah legwarmers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	Jeselnik's shellacked loofah lavalier	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	pickled blurry cyan loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	pickled ionized chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 63
10138	careful manspreader's flagstone flag	0		Monster Level: 0, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	brawny flagstone flail of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	beefcake's flagstone flip-flops of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	red squat crafty flagstone fez of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	pulsating teal reassuring sharpshooter's flagstone fleece	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	yellow deadly flagstone fringe of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	vaporized skewed flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized narrow Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 16
10146	blurry elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	horrifying cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	oxidized flattened tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	twisted prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	blinking scandalous tailored vest	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	squat really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	Oprah's elf army poncho	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	rotten elf army field rations	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	mirror gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	mansplainer's hardy discarded bowtie	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	tolerable martiny	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	skewed tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	triple-oxidized ghostly blurry licorice snake	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 19
10161	modified mirror virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 69
10162	chilled activated colloidal cyan mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 65
10163	enhanced green government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 35
10164	quadruple-denatured Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 64
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	spinning Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of the sewer of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	rotten bloodstick	4	crappy	
10170	special weak perfectly mixed fuchsia twirling wobbly bottle of Sanguiovese	2	EPIC	Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 45
10171	tasty fancy miniature actual blood sausage	2	awesome	Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 25
10172	artisanal mulled blood	4	EPIC	
10173	flavorless half-sized squat blood snowcone	2	decent	
10174	irresponsibly strong tolerable Red Russian	10	good	
10175	normal big mirror blood roll-up	5	good	
10176	mediocre fancy bottle of blood	4	decent	Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 50
10177	snack-sized tasty blood-soaked sponge cake	2	awesome	
10178	mediocre blurry vampagne	4	decent	
10179	bite-sized tasty plain snowcone	1	awesome	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	fuchsia bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	squat PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	jittery prompt Lo Pan's therapeutic PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skewed skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	teal curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	red Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	blurry Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	skewed tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	adequate snack-sized crabsicle	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	acceptable strong upside-down bottle of dark rhum	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	perfectly mixed triple-distilled bottle of extra-dark rhum	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	drinkable teal pulsating bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	vacuum-sealed pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	hale conquistador's breastplate of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	horrifying coward's pirate pantaloons	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	spinning [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	healthy strapping pirate radio ring	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	bland blurry pineapple slab	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	snack-sized decent squat hibiscus petal	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	electrified huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	pickled ice molecule	1		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	blinking Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	boiled blinking pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	narrow PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	shaking banded plush sea serpent	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	gigantic rotten pirate fork	10	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	tumbling Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	cyan ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	scorching piratical blunderbuss of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	double-paned weightlifter's PirateRealm party hat of chilblains	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	perfectly mixed jittery Island Landslide	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	artisanal Island Thunderstorm	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	mediocre spinning Island Hurricane	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	irresponsibly strong smooth upside-down Skull Punch	7	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	aged Electric Punch	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	perfectly mixed fortified Smuggler's Punch	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	watered-down drinkable Scorpion Bowl	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	perfectly mixed Turtle Bowl	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	acceptable Cobra Bowl	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	upside-down yellow vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	manspreader's MacGyver's hardened dangerous experienced vampyric cloake	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	double-colloidal triple-dry lime green one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 38
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	squat intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	lime green executive quilted personal trainer's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	squat executive miser's toasty Van der Graaf padded sinister dance instructor's brainy weightlifter's hewn moon-rune spoon of the brazier of temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: 50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	wobbly upside-down cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	wobbly Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	tumbling knitted occult deadly Beach Comb	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	olive grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	ghostly hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	green ghostly etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	quadruple-quantum magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	corrupted non-anodized blue cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	modified modified tumbling gray seashell	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	warmed energized blinking seashell	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	ionized dry boiled seashell	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	hand-crafted bottle of sea wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	modified purple kelp	1		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	blurry greasy smelly careful Tesla hale wholesome driftwood hat of dire peril of the storm of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	squat Usain Bolt's Sherlock's double-paned horrifying crafty wholesome quilted stylish driftwood pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	aromatic ribald horrifying frosty ruddy rock-hard baleful educational slick driftwood bracelet	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	fireproof Sinatra's groovy waders	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	medical-grade spearfish fishing spear of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	prompt nasty beefcake's rabbitfish fin	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	skewed lime green piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	olive healthy hardened pirate cutlass of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	teal flame-retardant deadly arcane researcher's tricorn hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	perfumed electrified studded swash buckle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	huge auspicious flame-wreathed meteorite earring of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 60, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	spinning blinking stanky Samson's meteorite necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: 75, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	green chilly supercool smooth meteorite ring	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	ionized green huge Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 15
10290	pickled oxidized lime green twirling chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 27
10291	Sherlock's Herculean driftwood beach comb of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	twirling Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	fuchsia bouncing stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	knitted energetic Rosewater's whittled tiara	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	tumbling nasty clever sage whittled shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	reassuring baleful whittled flail of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	medical-grade curative quilted whittled wand	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	medical-grade veiny whittled flute of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	supercharged brawny whittled bear figurine of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	horrifying Van der Graaf whittled owl figurine of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	rosy-cheeked hardened whittled fox figurine of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	censurious slick whittled walking stick of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	spoiled spinning campfire hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	normal campfire baked potato	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	tasty enchanted campfire s'more	3	awesome	Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	decent low-calorie campfire beans	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	miniature moldy gray campfire stew	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	non-polarized frozen leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 52
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	jittery bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	narrow skewed campfire smoke	0		
10314	red Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	mirror signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	blinking signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	tasty space chowder	4	awesome	
10321	hand-crafted space wine	3	super EPIC	
10322	skewed The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	blue spinning packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	red Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	red Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	double-paned smelly Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	yellow unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	twirling tumbling diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	flavorless low-calorie wobbly bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	normal lime green flan del mar	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	yummy blurry green Baja sopapilla	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	upside-down smartaleck's plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	plastic sea elf of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	vibrating plastic yuleviathan	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	blurry plastic Dolph Bossin of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	normal green mana-coated yams	4	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	stale bouncing ghostly mana-basted tofurkey leg	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	rotten narrow mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	decent mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	unsweetened maroon patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	dried olive industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	oxidized unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	modified vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	compressed fuchsia a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	galvanized cold-filtered organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	mediocre weak blinking boot flask	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	corrupted double-dry jittery infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	diluted fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	small yummy guffin	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	boiled Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	boiled non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	frozen polymerized peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	ionized Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	concentrated extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	compressed livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	distilled jittery beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	lard-coated MacGyver's oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	upside-down hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	corrupted energized jittery concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	chilled pressed upside-down liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	huge teal Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's MacGyver's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	pulsating The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	twirling soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	aerosolized improved salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	reassuring supercool ribbon candy ascot	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	spinning knitted anemoney clip	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	mirror runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	powdered ghostly super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	pulsating Sherlock's chilly slick icing poncho	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	non-colloidal ionized glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	executive Mer-kin rollpin of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	tumbling personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	miniature decent yellow bowl of mernudo	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	bad triple-distilled fishelada	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	rotten ojo de pez burrito	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	spinning waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	red waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	inspector's Tesla nutcracker hat	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	greedy coward's nutcracker waistcoat	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	bouncing blue foul-smelling Fonzie's nutcracker pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	avaricious Socratic nutcracker boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	veiny wizardly nutcracker sword	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	shaking fireproof greasy nutcracker drumstick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	supercharged Rosewater's nutcracker beard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	bouncing veiny slick nutcracker cape	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	Annie Oakley's nutcracker epaulets of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	super-sized bland tumbling salt plum	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	ghostly peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	normal and bean	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	aromatic coward's Sinatra's kelp-holly gun	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	sizzling Yuleviathan necklace of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	inspector's peppermint spine of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	blinking clever soggy elf shoes of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	upside-down wobbly chaotic Crimbylow-rise jeans of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	Tesla Samson's kelp-holly drape	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	fireproof frosty wicked Staff of the Peppermint Twist of doom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	stale bite-sized tempura and bean	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	smooth salt plum sake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	ionized wobbly pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	wet polarized squat almond	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 64
10429	warmed corrupted handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	miser's reassuring sizzling Retrospecs	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	jittery MacGyver's beefcake's Powerful Glove of the pedagogue of courage of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	blinking status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	auspicious hale beefy Drip harness	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +10
10442	drippy truncheon of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	jittery drippy snail shell	0		
10445	tasty ghostly drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	lousy blinking glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	decent drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	adequate huge purple drippy plum(?)	8	drippy	
10449	ruddy drippy stake	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
10450	shaking The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	twirling drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	huge coin	0		
10455	twirling mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	chilled polymerized shaking squat fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 30
10459	ionized healthy juice	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 65
10460	huge hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	narrow twirling hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	teal bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	yellow work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	red blinking boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	wholesome cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
10467	nasty back shell of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5
10468	shaking spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	huge upside-down Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	spinning groovy bony back shell	0		Moxie Percent: +10
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	polymerized blooper ink	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 58
10475	pulsating coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	spinning rubber doll body	0		
10478	shaking plastic doll arms	0		
10479	wobbly plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	blue free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	twirling bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	pulsating immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	jumbo flavorless mushroom filet	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	huge mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	altered mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	triple-distilled bad mushroom whiskey	9	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	jittery wholesome smooth mushroom cap of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	inspector's Jeselnik's mushroom shield of horror of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	therapeutic extremely unsafe beefcake's mushroom pants of courage	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	Sherlock's scorching deadly sage mushroom badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	bouncing house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	maroon pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	dry super-unsweetened spinning piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	narrow plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	huge Sinatra's kettle bell	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	glued-together crystal ball of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	shellacked martini dregs	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	flickering flashlight of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	teal sage crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	outmoded fidget toy of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	huge flimsy ski pole of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	tumbling Jack Frost's discarded finger painting	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	studded pizza box	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	ghostly wicked groovy chipped coffee mug	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	blurry purple Left-Hand Man action figure of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	shaking Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	mirror drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	squat drippy pigment	0		
10522	wobbly drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	skewed drippy stein	0		
10525	lousy drippy pilsner	4	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	gray lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	gory drippy orb of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
10531	bouncing annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	ghostly Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	censurious brainy Guzzlr tablet	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	spinning Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	shaking Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	olive Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	mansplainer's Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	olive blurry twirling Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	tolerable pulsating Ghiaccio Colada	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	artisanal Sourfinger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	artisanal Nog-on-the-Cob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	boozy tolerable upside-down Steamboat	5	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	fancy smooth Buttery Boy	3	awesome	Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	wobbly Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	yellow Usain Bolt's clown car key of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	Jeselnik's ribald rock-hard batting cage key	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: 35, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	studded boxer's aqu&iacute; of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	green smelly fortified knob labinet key of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	double-paned occult Fonzie's weremoose key	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	yellow peg key of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	stiffened kekekey	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	pulsating teal Herculean rabbit's foot key	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	up-at-dawn knob shaft skate key of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	skewed olive scandalous nippy ice key of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	upside-down ruddy anchovy can key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	frightening friendly cactus key	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	scandalous resourceful f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	green Fonzie's educational treasure chest key	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	friendly dangerous educational demonic key	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	wholesome key sausage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	greedy deadly knob treasury key	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	frightening slick scrap key of chilblains	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	zippy groovy rose key	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	stanky music box key	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	squat avaricious vibrating actual skeleton key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	blue avaricious aromatic asbestos-lined deep-fried key	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	Fonzie's smooth discarded bike lock key	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	nitrogenated yellow skewed marshroom	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 61
10573	blurry bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	liquefied magnetized yellow salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 19
10577	activated enhanced teal shaking writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 46
10578	non-polarized Vulcanized tumbling gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 34
10579	blue baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	maroon dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	fuchsia flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	wicked birch battery of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	yellow smelly steel-toed savvy ebony epee	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	cyan baleful sinister Da Vinci's weeping willow wand	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: 35, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	beechwood blowgun of James Dean of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	twirling frosty stiffened maple magnet of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	rosewater-soaked supercharged slick hemlock helm	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	executive frightening thinker's balsam barrel	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	frozen frozen warmed redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	asbestos-lined lion tamer's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	teal wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	prompt dog trainer's medical-grade wormwood wedding ring of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	ert grey goo ring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
10603	blurry fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	fuchsia Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	magnetized denatured Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	non-Vulcanized ionized Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	spoiled gigantic skewed Yeg's Motel pillow mint	9	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	quadruple-liquefied magnetized pulsating Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Usain Bolt's flame-retardant Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	mirror up-at-dawn deadly Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	lightning-fast smartaleck's Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	narrow wobbly Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	pulsating sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	green skewed onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	mirror alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	blinking upside-down bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	bouncing cyan zippy Sherlock's flame-retardant Oprah's Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	narrow complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	delicious weak flask of moonshine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	Jack Frost's MacGyver's dance instructor's sea-worn candlestick	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	extra-energized enhanced irradiated null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	blinking flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	decent twirling chocolate chip muffin	3	good	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	tumbling red box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	bouncing subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	alkaline fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	altered blue boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	concentrated cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	quantum overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	dry electrified tarnished narrow hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	cold-filtered spinning hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	pulsating supercharged Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	resourceful Crimbo smile	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	fuchsia Sherlock's SalesCo sample kit	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	ionized energized candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	quantum bouncing sugar	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	warmed chilled purple multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	smooth plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	beefcake's plastic multi-level marketer	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	plastic Crimbo cheer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	blinking plastic Mirth of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	slick plastic Penny	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	wobbly personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	pulsating tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	Socratic neck wreath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	flame-wreathed shining star cap	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	cool nativity shorts	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	executive myrrh pouch of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	blue quilted frankincenser of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	skewed auspicious vibrating gilded trumpet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	shaking educational &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	wine carrier of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	zippy candy bucket	0		Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	chilled prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	polarized imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	polymerized electrified blurry hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	shaking government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	gray blurry government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	jittery government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	shaking food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	upside-down upside-down food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	shaking horrifying fruit bat of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	banded tinsel orb of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	spinning Temple Grandin's snowpack of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	Temple Grandin's smartaleck's Satan hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	razor-sharp beefcake's Crimbo stockings	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	blurry nasty savvy poncho de azucar	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	tumbling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	narrow The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	upside-down The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	immense flavorless upside-down and pepper (stale)	6	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	acceptable wobbly cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	bad barrel-aged eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	super-sized spoiled hand-crafted candy cane	5	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	bland drive-thru burger	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	triple-distilled aged Boulevardier cocktail	10	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	ionized altered Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	moldy cyan bowl full of jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	lousy boozy upside-down Eye and a Twist	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	dry upside-down Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	pulsating green digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	olive packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	blinking fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	squat spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	wobbly power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	galvanized battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	adjusted Vulcanized battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	diffused battery (D)	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	dry battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	frozen battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	frozen pulsating battery (car)	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	drinkable ghostly marshmallow bomb	4	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	huge packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	moist aerosolized short beer	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	pressed adjusted short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	enhanced chilled short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	boiled chilled short glass of water	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	modified spinning short	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	fuchsia quantum of familiar	0		
10759	ribald familiar scrapbook of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	pulsating clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	jittery toasty lion tamer's hardy fedora-mounted fountain	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	inspector's beefy sombrero-mounted sparkler of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	huge zippy family-friendly sage porkpie-mounted popper	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	squat rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	maroon huge rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	bland mirror fire crackers	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	blue frosty friendly Catherine Wheel	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	ghostly lightning-fast weightlifter's rocket boots	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	aromatic sharpshooter's sparkler	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	quantum lime green Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	electrified The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	liquefied energized cyan Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	extra-modified upside-down Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	anodized super-quantum oxidized Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	extra-large utility candle of the empath of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	narrow Lo Pan's cool runed taper candle	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	tumbling huge knitted Lo Pan's novelty sparkling candle of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	olive dangerous Abracandalabra of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	stiffened wicked extra-wide head candle	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	quantum upside-down olive natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	irradiated flattened red rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	extra-irradiated banana candle	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	Vulcanized anodized huge ear candle	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	diffused improved spinning votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	water candle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	gray brainy B. L. A. R. T.	0		Mysticality: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	mirror rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	lightning-fast inspector's Herculean smooth industrial fire extinguisher of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: 20, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	teal packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	flame-retardant Oprah's Daylight Shavings Helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	normal upside-down bread man	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	massive fancy delicious blurry plain candy cane	10	awesome	Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	gigantic spoiled skewed flour cookie	6	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	toasty plastic food lab	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	purple extremely unsafe plastic nog lab	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	energetic plastic chem lab	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	scorching plastic primary lab	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	foul-smelling plastic Cheer Core	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	ghostly packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	narrow wobbly spinning lion tamer's Rosewater's ice crown of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	red shaking thinker's jeans of the brazier of doom	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	mirror extremely unsafe Socratic ice wrap of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	special tasty tofu pop	4	awesome	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	tiny enchanted spoiled bowl of prescription candy	1	crappy	Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	low-calorie stale ghostly fishcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	rotten bone broth	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	moldy star pop	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	spirit-forward acceptable Doc's Fortifying Wine	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	hand-crafted Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	hand-crafted watered-down Doc's Limbering Wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	tolerable Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	boiled teal Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	pickled wobbly Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	denatured upside-down Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	powdered squat mirror Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	Vulcanized ghostly purple anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	galvanized modified squat green anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	ionized double-quantum unsweetened anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	moist shaking anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	anodized narrow anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	irradiated concentrated twirling anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	weak fancy perfectly mixed Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	thick moldy bread pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	artisanal watered-down clear Russian	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	huge olive Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	blinking cyan gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	bouncing jittery gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	wobbly gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	mirror Lo Pan's cozy scarf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	tiny yummy huge Crimbo cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	triple-warmed modified pulsating fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	olive asbestos-lined third ear	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	narrow poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	smelly peppermint-scented socks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	upside-down perfumed depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	moldy &quot;caramel&quot;	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	jittery bouncing slick self-repairing earmuffs	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	twirling fireproof carnivorous potted plant	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	stylish yule hatchet	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	yummy lab-grown meat	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	groovy fleece	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	skewed boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	upside-down cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	flame-wreathed pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	Van der Graaf crafty energetic can of mixed everything	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	wobbly tumbling the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	decent bite-sized meatball	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	altered fuchsia tumbling fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	compressed astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	padded personal trainer's magnifying glass of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	hand-crafted void lager	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	bite-sized flavorless teal void burger	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	pulsating shaking veiny strapping void shard of the brute of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	cyan undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	tumbling combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	Van der Graaf combat lover's locket	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	squat maroon Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	mirror grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	maroon trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	teal shaking Usain Bolt's vibrating wizardly unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
10900	teal MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	skewed MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	Vulcanized wobbly spinning emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	narrow survival knife of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	flame-wreathed crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	supercool headlamp	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	green avaricious thermal blanket of dire peril of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	squat fuchsia manspreader's atlas of local maps	0		Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	super-modified spare battery	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	anodized dry single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	dry tarnished lime green gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	small spoiled 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	special bouncing bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	spoiled big enchanted expired MRE	5	crappy	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	normal narrow bouncing cool mint precipice bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	adequate big carrot cake precipice bar	5	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	ghostly ghostly cyan The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	yellow Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	bouncing Sinatra's Herculean June cleaver of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	bad practically non-alcoholic Dad's brandy	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	teacher's pen of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	toothsome fire-roasted lake trout	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	rotten purple guilty sprout	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	auspicious wholesome mother's necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	altered green trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	super-oxidized irradiated yellow savings bond	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	denatured sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	cyan unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	blue stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	shaking narrow thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	twirling greasy pterodactyl rifle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	green birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	moist quadruple-dry Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 61
10942	skewed dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	green foul-smelling camouflage vest	0		Stench Damage: +10
10944	blue pulsating Dinodollar	0		
10945	spinning valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	toasty curative awkward dinosaur research harness of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
10948	deadly reflective vest	0		Weapon Damage: +5
10949	dinosaur of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	wobbly flame-retardant groovy Jurassic Parka	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	magnetized adjusted corrupted autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	special mediocre AutumnFest ale	4	decent	Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	Jack Frost's savvy slick autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	avaricious aromatic autumn debris shield of terror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	huge spoiled autumn-spice donut	6	crappy	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	dry autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	shaking zippy mansplainer's padded autumn leaf pendant	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	vaporized autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	boiled warmed ionized gray tumbling autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	fancy aged Oopsie IPA	3	awesome	Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	fuchsia Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	pulsating St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	tumbling Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	yummy ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	low-calorie spoiled Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	stale roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	half-sized normal St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	delicious Pete's wiley whey bar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	adequate Pete's rich ricotta	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	special artisanal Boris's beer	4	EPIC	Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	rotten low-calorie honey bun of Boris	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	spoiled enchanted blurry Boris's bread	3	crappy	Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	fuchsia Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	ghostly teal Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	toothsome immense baked veggie ricotta casserole	9	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	moldy low-calorie plain calzone	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	normal skewed roasted vegetable focaccia	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	rotten low-calorie Pizza of Legend	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	decent tiny Calzone of Legend	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	lime green Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	squat Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	bland Deep Dish of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	narrow deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	maroon government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	prohie's hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	ionized imported taffy	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	yellow brainy Charleston shoes of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	olive mirror booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	jittery auspicious Rosewater's rare oboe	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	squat purple censurious Temple Grandin's bullet necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	normal super-sized huge swamp haunch	5	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	Sinatra's gator shades of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	practically non-alcoholic drinkable bouncing Charleston Choo-Choo	1	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	weak bad Velvet Veil	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	extra-dry bad Marltini	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	acceptable special Strong, Silent Type	4	good	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	acceptable weak Mysterious Stranger	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	acceptable Champagne Shimmy	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	blinking the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	mirror up-at-dawn executive ceramic cestus	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	scandalous scorching ceramic centurion shield of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	tumbling maroon ceramic celery grater of chilblains of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	Annie Oakley's wizardly beefy ceramic celsiturometer	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	Jim Carey's ceramic cerecloth belt of the sewer of horror	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	executive padded slick ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	mixed blinking ghostly cyan ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	non-ionized moist extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 30
11028	huge dangerous groovy chiffon chevrons of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	lard-coated Rosewater's chiffon chapeau of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	brainy chiffon chamberpot of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	quilted razor-sharp chiffon chemise of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	auspicious stiffened chiffon chakram of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	twirling family-friendly mansplainer's Oprah's chiffon chaps	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	vaporized squat gray chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	galvanized flattened pressed chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26
11036	miniature bland ghostly chocomotive	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	gigantic decent bouncing freightcake	8	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	lousy practically non-alcoholic cabooze	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	prompt plastic passenger car	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	ghostly knitted plastic dining car	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	horrifying quilted plastic coal car	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	energetic plastic locomotive	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	bouncing model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	skewed Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	ghostly Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	lime green Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	super-enhanced chilled red Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 31
11051	super-altered chilled Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 61
11052	alkaline Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 29
11053	warmed modified narrow Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
11054	ionized purple squat narrow Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 34
11055	wet pickled Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 50
11056	huge ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	spinning brainy Trainbot harness	0		Mysticality: +5
11059	yellow ping-pong table	0		
11060	narrow huge Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	rosewater-soaked beefy head-mounted Trainbot of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	nippy hale Newton's leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	shaking wholesome shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	skewed cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	bad practically non-alcoholic dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	1	decent	
11068	skewed lost elf luggage	0		
11069	blinking Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	snack-sized flavorless honey-drenched ham slice	2	decent	
11071	artisanal practically non-alcoholic skewed mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	1	EPIC	
11072	thick bland Crimbo food scraps	5	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	squat table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	tumbling industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	small adequate steamed oyster	2	good	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	olive spinning crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	weak acceptable jittery Crimbosmopolitan	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	diet bland enchanted Crimbo dinner	1	decent	Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	gray The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling Fonzie's grubby wool hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
11093	mirror energetic boxer's grubby wool scarf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
11094	gray jittery MacGyver's ruddy grubby wool trousers of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5
11095	vibrating hale savvy grubby wool gloves of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11096	mirror grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	tolerable lime green nice warm beer	3	good	
11098	spinning blinking grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	vaporized wobbly fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	huge lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	shaking lime green milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	purple hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	rotten red pixel bread	3	crappy	
11113	watered-down bad pixel whiskey	2	decent	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	tumbling S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	modified glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	liquefied polymerized boiled mushroom	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	pickled five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	spoiled diet olive super good fruit	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	altered twirling energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	olive Samson's educational hot pepper	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +5, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	non-polymerized chilled ghostly out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	narrow narrow extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	anodized boiled fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	ionized dry flapper fly	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	delicious shaking shot of wasp venom	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	corrupted filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	extra-moist Vulcanized shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	corrupted denatured narrow huge pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated mirror shaking pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	vacuum-sealed pickled angry agate	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	activated lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	flavorless snack-sized shadow sausage	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	reassuring double-paned shadow skin	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	dry irradiated jittery maroon shadow flame	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	normal huge spinning shadow bread	8	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	perfectly mixed shadow fluid	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	bouncing shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	fuchsia shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	watered-down aged bouncing shadow venom	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	compressed blue shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	aromatic greasy coward's shadow stick	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	huge bat paw of the brazier of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11148	purple narrow veiny uncursed bat paw	0		Maximum HP: +10
11149	shaking goblin cape of Tarzan of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
11150	personal trainer's uncursed goblin cape	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11151	coward's boxer's dragon wishbone	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20
11152	bouncing Rosewater's uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
11153	gravedigger's sizzling Jim Carey's electrified stats	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11154	huge nippy uncursed stats	0		Cold Damage: +10
11155	frosty steel-toed arcane orb	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11156	dance instructor's uncursed arcane orb	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
11157	careful machete	0		Monster Level: -10
11158	stylish uncursed machete	0		Moxie: +25
11159	blanket	0		
11160	fuchsia uncursed blanket	0		
11161	educational medallion of dire peril of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -15
11162	uncursed medallion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
11163	skewed Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	spinning blurry tumbling shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	blue Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	pulsating baleful slick shadow chef's hat of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	Usain Bolt's lard-coated shadow trousers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	toasty strapping shadow hammer	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	Socratic Herculean savvy shadow monocle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	huge shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	rotten immense wobbly shadow hot dog	7	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	perfectly mixed special blue shadow martini	4	EPIC	Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	altered spinning pulsating shadow pill	1		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 30
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	olive monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	moist improved shadow candy	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 30
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	pulsating replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	squat wobbly dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	ghostly replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	narrow replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	rock-hard replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the storm of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	skewed upside-down sharpshooter's brainy replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	wobbly resourceful replica navel ring of navel gazing of the scaredy-cat of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: 25, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	Temple Grandin's brawny replica V for Vivala mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	olive medical-grade curative grievous replica haiku katana	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	fuchsia upside-down replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	horrifying studded extremely unsafe replica Elvish sunglasses of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	gray replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	Temple Grandin's replica Greatest American Pants of vim and vigor of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +5
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	squat gray executive hale replica Juju Mojo Mask of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
11212	savvy replica Operation Patriot Shield of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	maroon replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	shaking grievous replica plastic vampire fangs of chilblains of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	ghostly Oprah's replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	mirror replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	huge green deadly Cincho de Mayo of Calamity Jane of the detective of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	blinking replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	bouncing replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	bouncing narrow replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	twirling replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	fuchsia replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	olive replica space planula	0		
11236	purple replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	fuchsia replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	jittery replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	blinking dog trainer's rosy-cheeked educational replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	blinking jittery veiny healthy banded replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
11242	purple huge ribald stanky Van der Graaf energetic hale ruddy educational Rosewater's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the pedagogue of chilblains of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: 4, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	squat stanky curative rock-hard wicked replica Powerful Glove of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	skewed frightening Jim Carey's Herculean brawny replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
11246	pulsating family-friendly sizzling chilly ruddy supercool Rosewater's replica industrial fire extinguisher	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	skewed replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	banded replica Jurassic Parka of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	twirling replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	shaking tumbling replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	rosewater-soaked gravedigger's sinister extremely unsafe replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	knitted supercharged energetic vibrating medical-grade hale &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: 60, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	toasty pro skateboard of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	mirror teal Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	wholesome Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	maroon ghostly Newton's stylish beefcake's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Booze Drop: +100, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	yellow Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	squat cyan VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	polymerized Vulcanized liquefied scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	huge Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	blue Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	oxidized ionized altered twirling spinning scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	jittery ghostly Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	maroon Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	drinkable enchanted distilled Sexy Cosmo	5	good	Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	wobbly Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	Samson's supercool red-soled high heels of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	small spoiled wobbly cyburger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	asbestos-lined ncle leg	0		Hot Resistance: +5
11287	spinning shaking lard-coated rutabuga bag of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11288	mesquito proboscis of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
11289	frightening senate fly thorax	0		Spooky Damage: +5
11290	chilled activated mirror red bug juice	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 52
11291	blue dog trainer's spider leg	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11292	narrow beetle antenna of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
11293	green twirling Sherlock's mantis skull	0		Item Drop: +25
11294	adjusted enhanced corrupted ghostly chitin powder	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 40
11295	skewed olive blinking sizzling chaotic daddy shortlegs leg	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
11296	sizzling Tesla birdybug antenna	0		Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11297	blurry savvy brainy kilopede skull	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20
11298	galvanized jittery jittery haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 51
11299	pressed chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 36
11300	jittery sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	ghostly claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	olive souvenir flag	0		
11303	narrow blue name change form	0		
11304	upside-down replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	huge boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	spoiled watermelon	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	tasty miniature gray twirling pulsating waffle	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	gray fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	cat o' nine teeth of terror of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	avaricious tooth cap of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	foul-smelling toothy trousers of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	rotten banana split	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	fuchsia handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	skewed Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	gray medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	fancy lousy bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	4	decent	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	chaotic educational strapping baywatch	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	red Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	olive Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	upside-down consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	upside-down lime green residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	vaporized upside-down concentrated cooking	1		
11329	vaporized meat	1		
11330	compressed blurry ghostly sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 20
11331	boiled hardening cream	1		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 30
11332	vaporized teal pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	ghostly Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	upside-down maroon map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	energized sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 20
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	fuchsia inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	mirror wool rake	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	teal autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	twirling forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	lion tamer's wicked autumnal aegis	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	nitrogenated blinking distilled resin	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	wobbly super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	maroon lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	shaking tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	jittery tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	blue tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	ghostly groovy impromptu torch of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	smelly fig leaf of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	pulsating Jeselnik's quilted smoldering drape	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	squat smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	miser's greasy wizardly leaf crown of incineration of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	adequate diet leafy browns	1	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	corrupted autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	diffused cold-filtered coping juice	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	greedy smelly crafty therapeutic smartaleck's candy cane sword cane	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	blurry Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	pulsating shaking Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	spinning security automa-core	0		
11371	red clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	gigantic bland pickled bread	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	huge moldy salted mutton	7	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	moldy upside-down corned beet	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	fuchsia pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	twirling tumbling pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	snack-sized bland peppermint donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	shaking narrow Elf Guard insignia (private) of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	nasty Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	ghostly lime green military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	shaking Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	narrow Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	smooth Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	shaking Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	Sherlock's sinister Crimbuccaneer lantern of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	purple friendly Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	blinking Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Jeselnik's Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	chilled bouncing Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	bouncing Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	upside-down Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	wholesome Elf Guard officer's sidearm of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	mirror Samson's Elf Guard insignia (general) of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	aged Crimbow Rainbo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	narrow Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	Jim Carey's stiffened Elf Guard broom	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	blue manspreader's stiffened Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	tolerable old-school pirate grog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	rotten miniature blinking grog nuts	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	gray scandalous sawed-off blunderbuss of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	mediocre officer's nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	decent yellow sundae ration	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	bland twirling peppermint tack	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	miniature stale whalesteak	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	clever sage whalegun of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	squat Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	huge friendly thinker's Elf Guard clipboard of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	upside-down pulsating steel-toed pegfinger	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	aged irresponsibly strong and claret	6	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	strapping Elf Guard and beret	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	bouncing smelly sharpshooter's arcane researcher's shipwright's hammer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	squat asbestos-lined nasty slick gunwale	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	flame-retardant supercool cool Kelflar vest	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	chilled enhanced pulsating whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	perfumed Crimbuccaneer runebone of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	wobbly cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	spinning wool frightening Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	foul-smelling Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Elf Guard fuel tank of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	coward's medical-grade weightlifter's massive wrench	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	jittery Van der Graaf hardened brown pirate pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	wobbly Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	mirror The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	teal punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	tumbling skewed fireproof lion tamer's Lo Pan's supercharged grievous Sinatra's Elf dessert spoon	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	chilly Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	mirror purple tumbling rosewater-soaked steel-toed free boots	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	pulsating baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	mirror asbestos-lined scorching Elvish underarmor of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	purple upside-down sinister Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	spoiled sugarplum ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	decent gingerbread nylons	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	flavorless twirling rum-soaked fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	yummy lime	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	rotten bite-sized gingerbread pirate	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	decent immense fruit-stuffed rumcake	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	perfectly mixed mulled wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	watered-down tolerable fuchsia Swedish coffee	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	drinkable canteen of eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	artisanal yellow hot wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	bad distilled Jamaican coffee	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	drinkable practically non-alcoholic flask of egggrog	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	red blurry Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	pulsating Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	smooth weak yule grog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	special decent jumbo wet tack	5	good	Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	flavorless jumbo whalecake	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	family-friendly forbidden experienced gunwale whalegun	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	acceptable maroon and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	greasy healthy Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	extremely unsafe sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	electrified Herculean replica Elf Guard medal of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	tumbling Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	ghostly Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	lime green prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	maroon huge scandalous toasty Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	barnacle-encrusted sweater of the cougar of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	Sherlock's vibrating stiffened Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	ghostly pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	twirling Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	blue Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	jittery blurry kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	jittery precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	squat red Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	skewed huge Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	shaking Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	blinking The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	shaking blinking Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	nitrogenated extra-polarized jittery military candy cane	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 50
11503	denatured mirror groggipop	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 36
11504	smelly savvy moss mace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	twirling baleful moss megaphone of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	blue up-at-dawn moss medal of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	twirling perfumed stylish moss mitre	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	flame-retardant Annie Oakley's moss mantle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	Rosewater's moss marlinspike of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	mixed bouncing moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	diffused moss floss	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 35
11512	fuchsia adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	pulsating adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	pickled adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	improved modified adobe brittle	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 35
11520	zippy stanky Jack Frost's crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	Temple Grandin's educational crepe paper parachute cape of the brazier	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	Jeselnik's grievous educational crepe paper pie clip	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	pulsating wicked Sinatra's boxer's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	Sherlock's veiny crepe paper plunge camisole of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	auspicious toasty crepe paper polka charm of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	powdered crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	nitrogenated dry crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 55
11528	lightning-fast petrified wood war pike of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	greasy banded petrified wood waist protector	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	mansplainer's dangerous petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	lime green asbestos-lined wicked petrified wood water purifier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	gray coward's razor-sharp petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	foul-smelling smooth petrified wood walking pants	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	dehydrated spinning petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	denatured electrified blinking petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 19
11536	artisanal cybeer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	skewed wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	pulsating encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	bouncing blue baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	MacGyver's Fonzie's Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	rock-hard experienced Elf Guard war standard	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	dance instructor's spring shoes of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	double-vacuum-sealed improved ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	tarnished wet crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	mirror triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	upside-down irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	jittery quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	tumbling quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	mirror quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	blinking rosewater-soaked motion sensor	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	ghostly packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	tumbling dance instructor's Everfull Dart Holster of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	pulsating research fragment	0		
11563	spinning Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	twirling boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	inspector's family-friendly Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's sage Apriling band helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	lime green family-friendly Jack Frost's Tesla extremely unsafe Apriling band saxophone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	bouncing Jim Carey's groovy Apriling band quad tom of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Monster Level: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	fortified savvy weightlifter's Apriling band tuba of the pedagogue of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	stanky frosty nippy stylish Apriling band staff of dire peril of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	diet normal blurry yam	1	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	artisanal yam martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	hand-crafted fortified sweet potato o' mine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	acceptable practically non-alcoholic blurry Southern yam	1	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	triple-distilled mediocre ghostly sweet potato punch	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	small spoiled tumbling green Mayam spinach	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	stale yam and swiss	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	purple dangerous boxer's yam cannon of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: 30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	ghostly blurry gray yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	blinking upside-down yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	green yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	auspicious coward's mansplainer's furry yam buckler	0		Monster Level: -5, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	blue twirling thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	energetic forbidden yamtility belt of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	delicious yam slider	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	stale yam mayo	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	bland yam burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	huge visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	squat mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	huge mirror aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	big normal mini kiwi	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	Da Vinci's mini kiwi bikini of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	perfectly mixed mini kiwitini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	cyan mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	inspector's wool mini kiwi silicon tiepin of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	upside-down mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	bland mini kiwi digitized cookies	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	perfectly mixed lime green mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	altered nitrogenated deionized mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	adjusted mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	gravedigger's beefy mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	mini kiwi icepick of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	unsweetened unsweetened jittery teal mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	wobbly maroon protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	bouncing narrow protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	chaotic hardy messenger bag RNA of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	mirror proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	delicious bacteria bisque	3	awesome	
11619	half-sized rotten ciliophora chowder	2	crappy	
11620	moldy cream of chloroplasts	4	crappy	
11621	spinning synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	tumbling extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	yellow untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	up-at-dawn perfumed chilly Rosewater's thinker's tearaway pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	acceptable Colera Peste Nebbiolo	4	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	jittery longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	pulsating maroon Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	blinking shaking wobbly bodyguard badge	0		
11639	red Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	jittery Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	bouncing boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	steel-toed blade of dismemberment	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	shaking structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	upside-down clever wholesome strapping embers-only jacket	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	groovy bembershoot	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	bland wheel of camembert	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	grievous deadly Socratic hat of remembering	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	pulsating photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	tumbling boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	lime green auspicious nasty scorching bat wings	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	coward's Lo Pan's monocle on a stick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	jittery Jim Carey's grievous plastic pipe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	double-paned fake arrow-through-the-head of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	twirling Jack Frost's Jim Carey's bow tie	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	smelly fake huge beard of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	blurry Jack Frost's cool astronaut helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	horrifying padded feather boa	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	Oprah's Sheriff badge of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	beefcake's Sheriff pistol of the empath	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	nasty beefy Sheriff moustache	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	manspreader's healthy photo booth supply list	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	blurry tie-dye headband	0		
11674	adequate low-calorie upside-down whirled peas	1	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	half-sized decent peaza	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	compressed twirling skewed drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	vaporized skewed upside-down red Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	squat purple quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	wobbly wobbly quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	nitrogenated ionized tumbling pea brittle	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	bad weak twirling peasco	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	delicious piece of cake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	teal handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	fortified deft pirate hook of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	crafty medical-grade iron tricorn hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	jittery experienced jolly roger flag	0		Experience: +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	olive sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	twirling pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	tolerable pulsating tankard of spiced rum	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	aged watered-down yellow tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	mirror blurry fortified governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	blurry chaotic governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	narrow governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	jittery chili powder cutlass of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	rotten ghostly Aztec tamale	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	Usain Bolt's groggles	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	shaking pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	wool crafty silky pirate drawers	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	concentrated bouncing tumbling maroon peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	special acceptable irresponsibly strong huge hard cocoa	7	good	Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	rotten massive salmagumdi	10	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	manspreader's plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	hardy plastic St. Patrick	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	bouncing zippy wizardly plastic Colonel Brando	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	Samson's plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	shaking scandalous plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	green blurry Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	shaking Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	flavorless massive coney haunch	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	alkaline dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	smooth moai toai	4	awesome	
11725	auspicious ribald moaiball of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	gray squat half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	chilled ionized four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	greedy experienced supercool potato jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	olive mirror Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	nippy Socratic military orb	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	improved mirror rum ball	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 28
11733	huge gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	fireproof gravyskin hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	ghostly supercool gravyskin buckler of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	gravyskin skirt of the blizzard of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	skewed gray greedy therapeutic gravyskin pants	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	unsweetened anodized green crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	delicious room scale bean casserole	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	ghostly nasty healthy stiffened perfect Christmas scarf	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	snowman-enchanting tophat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	adjusted altered teal LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	up-at-dawn chilly experienced Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	mediocre triple-distilled squat Easter grasshopper	7	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	practically non-alcoholic aged Irish eggnog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	artisanal canteen of jungle juice	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	artisanal high-proof huge tumbling turchucken	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	smooth practically non-alcoholic mechanically-mulled cider	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	lousy pulsating holiday trip around the world	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	enchanted flavorless chocolate ostrich egg	3	decent	Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	jumbo stale beef and cabbage	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	moldy candy rations	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	yummy bouncing double-candied yams	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	delicious purple Christmas ham	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	decent bite-sized holiday smorgasbord	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	green spinning Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	stylish bejazzled eyepatch	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	gray spinning Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	spinning Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	blue Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	skewed Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	mansplainer's clever Rosewater's stylish egg gun	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	executive family-friendly brawny army helmet of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	ghostly napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	rotten olive Thanksgiving ration	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	hand-crafted Easter eggnog	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	twisted bouncing clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	gravedigger's nasty supercharged cool nylon Christmas stockings	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	deionized aerosolized blurry deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	teal McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	bouncing frosty McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	nasty Lo Pan's smooth McHugeLarge left pole	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	perfumed sizzling quilted McHugeLarge right pole	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	horrifying McHugeLarge left ski of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	Fonzie's McHugeLarge right ski of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	twirling upside-down 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	distilled mirror eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	blurry brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	squat datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	blue twirling tumbling dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	huge fuchsia dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	yellow dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	twirling jittery dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	blurry dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	twirling cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	ghostly retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	powdered psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	shaking dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	maroon dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	squat dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	gray SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	spinning OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	blurry STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	huge insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	squat fuchsia geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	maroon geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	bouncing virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	polymerized cold-filtered tumbling huge upside-down synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 12
11834	super-anodized boiled squat iDrops	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 18
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	fuchsia new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	squat toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	jittery foul line	0		
11842	shaking dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	squat childrens' stapler	0		
11846	jittery green plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mirror mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	diluted scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	smooth pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	powdered squat upside-down phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	spinning crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	yellow tumbling Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	mixed leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	tasty Heck ramen	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	moldy thick burrito	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	stale snack-sized small beer brat	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	half-sized moldy peach pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	rotten thick spinning incredible mini-pizza	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	aged Divine sidecar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	hand-crafted tangarita sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	artisanal gimlet sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	artisanal vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed prussian cathouse sidecar	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	lousy triple-distilled Mon Tiki sidecar	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	wobbly auspicious April Shower Thoughts shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	spinning glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	mirror bouncing spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	extra-altered dry mirror upside-down wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	practically non-alcoholic drinkable olive Three Sheets to the Wind	1	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	decent miniature pile of wet dates	2	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	shaking papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	blue wet shower cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	Sherlock's wet shower shoes	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	healthy wet shower shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	skewed wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	maroon wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	oxidized squat wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	irradiated squat wet paperback	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	spinning wet shower radio of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	Temple Grandin's birthday bloon	0		Familiar Weight: +7
11903	moist triple-frozen jawwetter	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 60
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	Da Vinci's smartaleck's supercool Peridot of Peril	0		Moxie Percent: 50, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	terrycloth turban of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
11907	MacGyver's jockey's hat	0		Maximum MP: +100
11908	fortified sharpshooter's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11909	jittery Usain Bolt's extra-tight skullcap	0		Initiative: +80
11910	stylish sturdy pith helmet	0		Moxie: +25
11911	narrow frightening bishop's mitre	0		Spooky Damage: +5
11912	asbestos-lined tin foil hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5
11913	fuchsia thinker's construction hardhat	0		Mysticality: +10
11914	blinking imposing pilgrim's hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	therapeutic stylish bycocket	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	gray packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	squat jittery Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	flame-wreathed educational Axis helmet	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11925	rosy-cheeked healthy Axis fatigues	0		Maximum HP Percent: 50
11926	Jeselnik's Axis suspenders of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
11927	blurry stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	jittery nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	gravedigger's vibrating Allied Radio Backpack of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	moldy Skeleton Wars rations	3	crappy	
11938	acceptable skeleton war fuel can	3	good	
11939	spinning maroon skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	wobbly bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	shaking perfumed stanky occult Allied Forces insignia	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11945	jittery olive Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	red handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	ghostly Axis codebook	0		
11948	wet polymerized Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	horrifying bully badge	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	perfumed time cop top hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	dried pulsating mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	moldy mirror teal blurry toast with mixed berry jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	adequate squat cyan cup of sugar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	adequate Susie's cupcake	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	squat clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	aromatic nippy Annie Oakley's the gun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	watered-down lousy fancy wine	2	decent	Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	blue inspector's undersea surveying goggles	0		Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	acceptable Ocean-Touched Rum	4	good	
11964	pickled huge water-logged pill	1		
11965	bland half-sized kelp puck	2	decent	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	lime green scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	narrow wobbly tumbling waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	mirror sea gel	0		
11971	corrupted vacuum-sealed octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	jittery Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	energetic dentadent	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
11986	wobbly lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	cyan gravedigger's curative banded extremely unsafe Newton's blood cubic zirconia of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	distilled tumbling ghostly blood thinner	1		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	mediocre maroon pheromone cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	toothsome thick spinal tapas	5	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	lightning-fast knitted Herculean shrunken head	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	ghostly knucklebone	0		
12052	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Smoking Pope	1	decent	
12053	moldy miniature bouncing gray prize turkey	2	crappy	
12054	dehydrated medicinal gruel	1		
12055	immense flavorless full-sized pumpkin pie	8	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	spirit-forward artisanal mirror bouncing vodka cranberry sauce	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	deionized energized ghostly yammed candy	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	spoiled small treasure chestnut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	acceptable weak mulled butter rum	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	extra-warmed deionized electrified cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	shaking greedy plastic left skeleton arm	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	deadly plastic left skeleton leg	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	blurry Herculean plastic right skeleton arm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	olive chilly plastic right skeleton leg	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	flame-retardant plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	ribald Annie Oakley's angelbone kilt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	purple angelbone totem of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	upside-down angelbone chopsticks of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	squat wholesome angelbone mantle of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	Lo Pan's angelbone dice	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	narrow electrified brainy angelbone halo	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	boiled angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	nitrogenated biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 57
12076	blurry flame-wreathed devilbone helmet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	devilbone greaves of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	huge experienced savvy devilbone shinguards	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	pulsating devilbone corset of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	huge perfumed stylish devilbone flute	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	frosty devilbone rosary	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	altered spinning green devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	improved olive Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 23
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	narrow burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	squat occult extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	artisanal Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	irresponsibly strong bad bottle of prize-winning rum	6	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	auspicious wool rosy-cheeked Santa-Slayer medal	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	concentrated quantum boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	anodized polymerized boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	quadruple-galvanized boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	chilly forbidden smoldering vertebra of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	mirror seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	blurry red twirling volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	studded cool hot boning knife of temperance	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	zippy Lo Pan's arcane researcher's fistbone	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	mirror prompt clever burnt bone belt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	razor-sharp scorched skull trophy	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	diet bland pulsating wing bone	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	lousy high-proof weak skeleton venom	10	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	twisted teal baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	Annie Oakley's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	plastic skeleton skull of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	blinking educational plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	twirling assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	mirror sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	therapeutic scorched skeleton mask of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	hardened scorched skeleton shirt of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	Oprah's beefcake's scorched skeleton pants	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	mirror messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	olive buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	huge Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	tumbling Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	mirror Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	auspicious MacGyver's fireproof bonesaw	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	narrow wicked sage vermiculite shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	MacGyver's ship's lantern	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	skewed heat-resistant harpoon pistol of the brute of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	delicious traditional gingerloaf	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Scotch and eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	oxidized Vulcanized maroon counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	high-proof mediocre &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	8	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	gray crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	normal squat maroon wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	triple-magnetized wobbly squat gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 38
12179	executive stanky glimmering crystal	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	teal Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	upside-down loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	blinking boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	teal wobbly dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	fuchsia 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	blue bouncing fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	mirror Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	super-unsweetened Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	deionized Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	quadruple-frozen enhanced non-vacuum-sealed Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	shaking chilly brawny and dress	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	Lo Pan's wholesome and dress	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	diffused flattened dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	shellacked dinosaur bone club	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	blinking supercharged Rosewater's dinosaur skull helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	green sizzling educational dinosaur bone corset of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	artisanal distilled Pork Elf cough syrup	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	shaking Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	yellow Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	stale pulsating mirror maroon rat pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	Jim Carey's experienced hoverboard of the blizzard	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	lime green razor-sharp left shark fin of the brute of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	fitness tracking bracelet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	diluted lime green narrow candy bone	1		
12215	skewed wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	yummy tumbling discarded hot dog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	weak drinkable most of a beer	2	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	immense rotten can of tuna	6	crappy	
12227	half-sized spoiled alien salad	2	crappy	
12228	yummy ratbatatouille	3	awesome	
12229	stale olive onigiri	4	decent	
12230	miniature rotten crudit&eacute;s	2	crappy	
12231	bland snack-sized upside-down sauced mutton	2	decent	
12232	normal bite-sized wobbly hot honey ant	1	good	
12233	rotten tomb aspic	3	crappy	
12234	flavorless super-sized later tots	5	decent	
12235	stale Frutti di Scatoletta	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	low-calorie decent Pesto alla Marziano	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	spoiled spinning Arrattabbattabiata	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	bite-sized flavorless Orzo di Riso	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	moldy small huge Pasta Grimavera	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	moldy special Linguini Ubriacapa	3	crappy	Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	enchanted half-sized decent Formica e Pepe	2	good	Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	tasty Tubetto Gelatto	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	moldy ghostly Gnocci Domani	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	jittery narrow second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	beefy Space Soldier Helmet of the storm	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40
12253	stale premium turkey leg	4	decent	
12254	high-proof artisanal styrofoam cup of mead	9	EPIC	
12255	knitted sword	0		Cold Resistance: +3
12256	Usain Bolt's staff	0		Initiative: +80
12257	lute of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
12258	maroon shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	olive spinning padded The Wizard's Android of James Dean of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +25
12261	pulsating flash paperwad	0		
12262	pulsating juggling ball	0		
12263	Usain Bolt's Sherlock's tactical jester's cap	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +80, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	squat single-use sword	0		
12265	foul-smelling flimsy plastic helmet	0		Stench Damage: +10
12266	censurious flimsy plastic greaves	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
12267	flame-wreathed flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
12268	sage flimsy plastic shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
12269	wobbly packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	blurry squat vibrating rock-hard Portable Laughing Stock of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	hale dangerous Staff of Anachronistic Churning of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +25
12272	miniature decent classic banana	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	flavorless watermelon	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	miniature spoiled tumbling quince	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	blinking Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	huge bland classic banana pie	7	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	corrupted flattened essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	super-quantum skewed bouncing banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	enchanted lousy Aesop Daiquiri	3	decent	Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	triple-distilled acceptable bouncing Monkey Congress	8	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	miniature adequate watermelon pie	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	moist narrow concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	galvanized bouncing Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	tolerable irresponsibly strong Melonegroni	10	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	special drinkable Melonade Spritz	3	good	Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	stale quince pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	improved ionized quince quaff	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	diffused pickled gray Quickquince	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Quiskey Sour	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	practically non-alcoholic bad Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	weak hand-crafted Roth IPA	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	narrow aromatic underdraft protection of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	green solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	super-sized stale soybean futures	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	colloidal narrow housing bubble	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	tarnished dry squat Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 41
12298	horrifying mansplainer's financial instrument	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	frightening forbidden hedge fund clippers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	selling shorts of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	blue bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	veiny 401k ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	tumbling balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	diffused invisible hand	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	enhanced circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	alkaline altered mint	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	mirror huge savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	squat homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	modified blue toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	dehydrated yellow intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	mixed gray liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	mediocre Malattia Becco Malbec	3	decent	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	purple Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	skewed fuchsia Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	blinking meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	pulsating can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"