-1	artisanal watered-down squat Petite Porter	2	EPIC	
-2	lousy skewed Scrawny Stout	3	decent	
-3	lousy Infinitesimal IPA	4	decent	
-4	hand-crafted eggnogtini	3	EPIC	
-5	practically non-alcoholic lousy candycaine	1	decent	
-6	drinkable braincracker sweet	3	good	
-16	acceptable weak shaking fermented honey	2	good	
-17	aged watered-down moons-shine	2	awesome	
-18	watered-down tolerable jittery mirror gin	2	good	
-19	special lousy bouncing ecto-nog	4	decent	
-20	mediocre hot toady	4	decent	
-21	drinkable fancy hot choculate	3	good	
-49	watered-down lousy Cyder	2	decent	
-50	hand-crafted Oil Nog	3	EPIC	
-51	tolerable Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	4	good	
-58	hand-crafted Grimacider	3	EPIC	
-59	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Isotope Nog	1	EPIC	
-60	smooth Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	awesome	
-70	irresponsibly strong smooth Gin and Herring	9	awesome	
-71	tolerable weak Black and Tan and Red All Over	2	good	
-72	lousy weak gray Antarctic Ice Tea	2	decent	
-76	boozy tolerable narrow CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	5	good	
-77	weak hand-crafted CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	2	EPIC	
-78	bad triple-distilled CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	9	decent	
-82	mediocre weak huge Horseradish-infused Vodka	2	decent	
-83	perfectly mixed Jerkitini	3	EPIC	
-84	acceptable watered-down Desert Island Iced Tea	2	good	
-88	watered-down artisanal Crimbo Saketini	2	EPIC	
-89	delicious Crimboku Drop	4	awesome	
-90	drinkable Flaming Crimbo Log	4	good	
-107	drinkable bouncing yellow Fortified Eggnog Slurry	4	good	
-108	irresponsibly strong mediocre Hot Buttered Rum	10	decent	
-109	lousy weak Spicy Hot Chocolate	2	decent