1	skewed seal-clubbing club	0		
2	twirling seal tooth	0		
3	skewed mirror frosty helmet turtle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	spinning ravioli hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	huge saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	disco mask of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	mirror blue disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	spinning mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	dried ghostly blinking moxie weed	1		
15	mixed strongness elixir	1		
16	vaporized huge jittery magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	yummy noodles	3	awesome	
18	blinking tortoise's blessing	0		
19	asparagus knife of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	tumbling teal sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	shaking Dolphin King's map	0		
27	shaking upside-down spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	olive really really spider web	0		
30	squat rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	upside-down upside-down steel-toed Bjorn's Hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	groovy Dolphin King's crown	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	pulsating family-friendly Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
36	Knob Goblin tongs of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
37	arcane researcher's viking helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	nippy Knob Goblin pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	distilled tolerable skewed ice-cold Sir Schlitz	5	good	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	blurry worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	normal hot buttered roll	3	good	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	stale bowl of cottage cheese	3	decent	
50	cyan gravedigger's Rock and Roll Legend	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	personal trainer's Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	stone banjo of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
54	dance instructor's Disco Banjo of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	occult 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
58	wobbly stone turtle	0		
59	huge slingshot	0		
60	clever Mace of the Tortoise	0		Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	bite-sized delicious fortune cookie	1	awesome	
62	Socratic oriole-feather headdress	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	blinking gray action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	jittery twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	olive upside-down lard-coated Fonzie's Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	ghostly Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	red blurry wholesome stakes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
72	shaking baleful barskin hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	upside-down barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	pulsating Socratic stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
78	supercharged pretty bouquet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
79	bouncing bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	upside-down wobbly fairy gravy boat	0		
81	watered-down hand-crafted ice-cold Willer	2	EPIC	
82	ring	0		
83	squat shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	blinking blue unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	blurry narrow meat stack	0		
89	red sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	blue pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	basic meat sword of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
94	energetic basic meat pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	bouncing twirling basic meat helmet	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	censurious dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
97	ghostly hardened pimpin' meat hat of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	staff of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50
104	scarecrow	0		
105	normal jumbo enchanted blurry bowl of charms	5	good	Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 5
106	ketchup	1	decent	
107	fancy catsup	1	good	Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 25
108	tumbling stick	0		
109	pulsating crossbow string	0		
110	blinking basic meat staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
111	narrow Jack Frost's basic meat crossbow	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
112	green frightening banded meatloaf helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	dripping meat sword of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
114	reassuring dripping meat staff	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
115	dripping meat crossbow of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
116	supercool Bugfinder Blade of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
117	huge Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	teal cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	huge meat engine	0		
127	narrow arcane researcher's Gnollish autoplunger	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
128	maroon meat pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	pulsating crafty third-hand nunchaku	0		Maximum MP: +10
130	huge shellacked eyepatch	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	huge frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	purple Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	shaking spinning dingy planks	0		
141	bouncing dingy dinghy	0		
142	ghostly anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	blue blinking stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	therapeutic eXtreme meat sword	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
148	stanky eXtreme meat staff	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
149	twirling chilly eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Cold Damage: +5
150	hardened Scalp of Gorgolok of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	fuchsia double-paned rosy-cheeked Elder Turtle Shell	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	miser's Colander of Em-er'il of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	wobbly sharpshooter's quilted Ancient Saucehelm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	sizzling healthy Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	lard-coated dangerous El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	lime green guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	enchanted stale blurry ghuol egg	3	decent	Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 30
162	stale ghuol egg quiche	4	decent	
163	energetic skeleton bone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
164	smart skull	0		
165	mirror green skewer	0		
166	huge blinking ghuol ears	0		
167	delicious miniature enchanted narrow ghuol-ear kabob	2	awesome	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 35
168	flame-wreathed bone rattle	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	huge teal lihc eye	0		
171	tiny toothsome lihc eye pie	1	awesome	
172	shaking blinking gnoll lips	0		
173	olive taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	rotten immense uncooked chorizo	10	crappy	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	pulsating brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	massive decent chorizo taco	10	good	
180	artisanal ice-cold fotie	3	EPIC	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	olive bat wing	0		
184	yellow briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	wobbly bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	therapeutic batskin belt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
192	cyan skewed batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	beefy Mr. Accessory	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only
195	Herculean eXtreme nose ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	huge brawny ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20
200	enchanted stale diet twirling rat appendix kabob	1	decent	Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 5
201	half-sized moldy bat wing kabob	2	crappy	
202	small spoiled carob chunks	2	crappy	
203	herbs	0		
204	flavorless blue carob chunk cookies	4	decent	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	red hippy herbal tea	1	decent	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	shaking mirror teal wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	huge decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	shaking purple zippy slick filthy corduroys	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	green upside-down Jim Carey's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	decent carob brownies	4	good	
217	fancy yummy herb brownies	3	awesome	Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 10
218	hemp string	0		
219	skewed necklace chain	0		
220	teal gnoll teeth	0		
221	bouncing teal crafty gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Maximum MP: +10
222	blue shaking phat turquoise bead	0		
223	lard-coated phat turquoise bracelet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
224	inspector's eyepatch	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	half-sized spoiled tofu casserole	2	crappy	
226	diluted can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 20
227	wobbly Jack Frost's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
228	rosewater-soaked Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Stench Resistance: +3
229	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
230	blinking sharpshooter's dead guy's watch	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	squat twirling Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	squat Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	squat squat Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	ghostly reassuring deadly Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	hand-crafted bottle of gin	3	EPIC	
238	watered-down bad pulsating bottle of vodka	2	decent	
239	auspicious boxer's Orcish baseball cap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	scorching smartaleck's Orcish cargo shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	wicked Orcish frat-paddle	0		Spell Damage: +5
242	adequate half-sized blinking	2	good	
243	decent grapefruit	3	good	
244	rotten grapes	4	crappy	
245	small enchanted rotten blurry olive	2	crappy	Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 45
246	rotten tomato	4	crappy	
247	ghostly fermenting powder	0		
248	acceptable salty dog	3	good	
249	acceptable watered-down mirror bloody mary	2	good	
250	bad screwdriver	3	decent	
251	fancy drinkable martini	4	good	Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 45
252	mediocre bloody beer	4	decent	
253	lousy enchanted shot of schnapps	4	decent	Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 30
254	acceptable fancy shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	good	Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 35
255	practically non-alcoholic mediocre red fine wine	1	decent	
256	tolerable tumbling shot of tomato schnapps	3	good	
257	practically non-alcoholic tolerable narrow extra-spicy bloody mary	1	good	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	decent White Citadel fries	3	good	
261	adequate olive upside-down White Citadel burger	4	good	
262	miniature adequate piece of wedding cake	2	good	
263	gigantic decent chocolate chips	9	good	
264	bland chocolate chip cookies	4	decent	
265	grievous satin pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	artisanal weak lightning	2	EPIC	
267	ghostly slick mullet wig	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	meat cowboy hat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	stiffened sword	0		Damage Reduction: 1
270	pulsating purple picket fence	0		
271	twisted cyan barbell	1		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 30
272	modified skewed blinking concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	altered shaking moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	powdered extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 5
278	altered jug-o-magicalness	1		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 15
279	distilled bouncing suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	beefcake's gasmask	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	mirror Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	shaking gray ribald walrus-tusk earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
286	Rosewater's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
287	twirling Van der Graaf Boris's ring	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
288	potato sprout	0		
289	Jarlsberg's earring of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
290	shellacked Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Damage Reduction: 7
291	dangerous can of maces of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
292	groovy rubber axe	0		Moxie Percent: +10
293	inspector's careful chef's hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	hale pail	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	demonskin trousers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	Newton's dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	anodized adjusted enhanced cyan tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 11
298	concentrated bouncing lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 43
299	pressed quantum extra-wet pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 36
300	extra-pressed jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 19
301	flat dough	0		
302	toothsome big teal squat Knob sausage	5	awesome	
303	normal blinking Knob mushroom	3	good	
304	gray dry noodles	0		
305	Oprah's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	twirling dangerous Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	liquefied dry denatured Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 11
308	cyan Newton's Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	zippy Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	twirling Knob Goblin elite polearm of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
311	narrow hill of beans	0		
312	pulsating energetic Knob Goblin visor	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	foul-smelling Crown of the Goblin King	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	stale miniature shaking bean burrito	2	decent	
315	moldy bean burrito	4	crappy	
316	rotten massive tumbling skewed insanely bean burrito	8	crappy	
317	decent snack-sized bean burrito	2	good	
318	moldy bean burrito	3	crappy	
319	rotten spinning insanely bean burrito	4	crappy	
320	spoiled bat haggis	3	crappy	
321	immense tasty blue menudo	10	awesome	
322	snack-sized decent goat cheese	2	good	
323	normal half-sized jittery plain pizza	2	good	
324	bland bite-sized sausage pizza	1	decent	
325	snack-sized stale goat cheese pizza	2	decent	
326	decent mushroom pizza	4	good	
327	twirling goat	0		
328	smooth special yellow bottle of whiskey	3	awesome	Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 10
329	healthy goat beard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	strong special tolerable Canadian	5	good	Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 10
332	delicious huge lemon	3	awesome	
333	bland gigantic lime	6	decent	
334	thinker's sabre teeth	0		Mysticality: +10
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	gray consolation ribbon of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	skewed jittery Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	colloidal non-pickled Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 46
341	anodized skewed mirror Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 45
342	tumbling shaking Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	liquefied Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 42
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	blurry Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	spinning Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	scorching ninja mask	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	jittery pulsating reassuring sharpshooter's icy-hot katana	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
352	slick ninja hot pants	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	Rosewater's cool nunchaku	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30
355	manspreader's eXtreme scarf	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	yellow snowboarder pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	thick adequate upside-down gr8ps	5	good	
359	bland olive t8r tots	4	decent	
360	miner's helmet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	wholesome miner's pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	dog trainer's 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Experience (familiar): +1
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	olive asbestos ore	0		
365	tumbling chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	green linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	squat asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	shaking chrome sword hilt	0		
373	mirror lime green chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	blue linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	rosewater-soaked linoleum sword of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
379	mirror Usain Bolt's hardy linoleum staff	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +80
380	blinking beefcake's linoleum crossbow of courage	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
381	arcane researcher's savvy asbestos sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
382	teal perfumed Socratic asbestos staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +5
383	bouncing up-at-dawn asbestos crossbow of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +5
384	chrome sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +5
385	scorching Da Vinci's chrome staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +25
386	purple greasy chrome crossbow of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
387	mirror fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	skewed executive meaty helmet turtle	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	gray twirling horrifying asbestos helmet turtle	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	censurious linoleum helmet turtle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	up-at-dawn chrome helmet turtle	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	ghostly penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	blinking hippopotamus skin	0		
396	penguin shorts of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	twirling flame-retardant yakskin pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	coward's hippopotamus pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	tumbling double-paned eXtreme mittens	0		Cold Resistance: +5
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	narrow Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	red banded swashbuckling pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	banded shoulder parrot	0		Damage Absorption: +100
404	acoustic guitarrr of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
405	sunken chest	0		
406	upside-down pirate pelvis	0		
407	huge pirate skull	0		
408	red spinning pirate skeleton	0		
409	blurry vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	sk8board of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
414	crowbarrr of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
415	ghostly wicked leotarrrd	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	manspreader's safarrri hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	polarized diffused henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 27
418	cold-filtered diffused Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 35
419	improved squat serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 29
420	enhanced tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 69
421	polarized philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 55
422	non-altered boiled unsweetened blurry spinning potion of potency	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 13
423	dry improved pulsating cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 31
424	altered ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 62
425	tarnished oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 68
426	concentrated wobbly potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 55
427	padded box	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	huge vibrating clown shoes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Clowniness: 25
432	Usain Bolt's bloody clown pants	0		Initiative: +80, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	balloon helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	wobbly friendly balloon sword of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
436	huge blurry balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	squat chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	jittery chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	yellow bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	fuchsia beer lens	0		
444	bouncing beer goggles	0		
445	wobbly avaricious box-in-the-box	0		Meat Drop: +30
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	aromatic box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Stench Resistance: +1
448	healthy foolscap fool's cap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	experienced clown nose	0		Experience: +2, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	narrow pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	shaking skewed sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	stale narrow jumbo olive	3	decent	
456	artisanal dry martini	4	EPIC	
457	careful ye olde golde frontes	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	upside-down continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	cyan pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	huge red pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	spinning pixel potion	0		
466	spinning squat pixel potion	0		
467	rotten pixel pie	4	crappy	
468	tumbling ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	tolerable practically non-alcoholic blue Imp Ale	1	good	
471	half-sized yummy hot wing	2	awesome	
472	up-at-dawn diamond-studded cane	0		Adventures: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	gray hardened crutch	0		Damage Reduction: 3
474	cast	0		
475	blurry Sinatra's smooth mask	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	avaricious sharpshooter's infernal insoles	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30
478	evil arch	0		
479	blinking dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	horrifying Mr. Container	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	occult Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	upside-down beefy hemp backpack	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	huge snakehead charrrm	0		
486	wobbly Talisman o' Namsilat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
487	Jack Frost's arrrgyle socks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
488	upside-down guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	steel-toed mesh cap of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	upside-down perfumed chaotic chaps	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ghostly ketchup hound	0		
494	perfumed batblade	0		Stench Resistance: +5
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	tiny adequate papaya	1	good	
499	blue ribald denim axe of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	decent fancy cyan Elfin shortbread	3	good	Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 30
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	adequate skewered cat appendix	4	good	
504	evil arches	0		
505	green bouncing Jim Carey's quilted gnatwing earring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +25
506	rotten Hell broth	3	crappy	
507	tumbling thunderrr guitarrr of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
508	wobbly sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	huge Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	normal mirror Boris's key lime pie	4	good	
514	rotten Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	crappy	
515	toothsome miniature Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2	awesome	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	ghostly bejeweled accordion strap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	blurry mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	gray kickback cookbook of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	twirling rewinged stab bat	0		
524	bad papaya sling	3	decent	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blurry blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	deionized super-concentrated spray paint	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 40
531	upside-down Jim Carey's special sauce glove	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	nasty ladle of mystery	0		Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	red skewed abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	olive pr0n legs	0		
538	savvy f3d0r4	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	liquefied Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 11
541	vibrating stiffened draggin' ball hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	blurry frightening 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	jumbo special normal Trollhouse cookies	5	good	Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 5
544	horrifying talons of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +25
545	flavorless Spam Witch sammich	3	decent	
546	mirror meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	skewed 30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	mirror squat 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	tasty pr0n cocktail	4	awesome	
555	padded drywall axe of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20
556	skewed cyan Pine-Fresh air freshener of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
557	strong artisanal whiskey and cola	5	EPIC	
558	spoiled papaya taco	3	crappy	
559	wobbly razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	spoiled stalk of asparagus	3	crappy	
561	blinking tumbling pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	drinkable distilled Mad Train wine	5	good	
565	fireproof hobo gloves	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
566	occult bum cheek	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	decent huge Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4	good	
569	bland Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	decent	
570	huge rotten huge mirror Chicken Sandwich	10	crappy	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	spoiled small spinning Children's Meal of the Damned	2	crappy	
573	half-sized decent noodles	2	good	
574	spoiled noodles	4	crappy	
575	small bland painful penne pasta	2	decent	
576	adequate ravioli della hippy	3	good	
577	fancy flavorless snack-sized pr0n m4nic0tti	2	decent	Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 10
578	bland Hell ramen	4	decent	
579	tiny rotten boring spaghetti	1	crappy	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	wobbly ghostly schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	mirror Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	special normal olive fettucini Inconnu	3	good	Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 45
584	normal spaghetti with Skullheads	3	good	
585	decent gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	good	
586	rosewater-soaked Oprah's ridiculously huge sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
587	oxidized polarized squat super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 50
588	maroon soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	decent miniature cocoa eggshell fragment	2	good	
590	bland blurry purple cocoa eggshell fragment	3	decent	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	blurry house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	pulsating amulet of extreme plot significance of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
595	blurry scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	Sherlock's titanium assault umbrella	0		Item Drop: +25
597	red mirror aromatic Mohawk wig	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	steel-toed pants of the Slug Lord	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	therapeutic rosy-cheeked Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
601	spinning Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	huge Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	blue Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	yellow Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	blinking Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	bouncing Gauze Immateria	0		
608	blue Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	wobbly D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	cold-filtered maroon upside-down probability potion	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 18
615	blurry chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	quadruple-concentrated Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 54
618	aerosolized altered purple Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 41
619	needle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
620	pickled moist squat thin candle	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 30
621	bouncing Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	jittery Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	gray metallic A	0		
629	Da Vinci's eye	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	brainy furry pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	blinking smelly disturbing fanfic	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
633	pulsating gravedigger's smelly wolf mask	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	personal trainer's paper umbrella	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	flame-wreathed personal trainer's asshat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	miniature decent pulsating abominable snowcone	2	good	
640	cyan Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	tasty miniature toast	2	awesome	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	ghostly Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	rotten fruitcake	4	crappy	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	squat deadly Crimbo sword	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	razor-sharp Crimbo hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	cyan wool Crimbo pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	steel-toed exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Damage Reduction: 9
652	quantum egg	0		
653	huge intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	narrow star chart	0		
657	Rosewater's star sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
658	prompt star crossbow	0		Adventures: +3
659	lard-coated star staff	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
660	blurry upside-down smartaleck's star pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	blinking Rosewater's star hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	upside-down Lo Pan's star buckler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	blinking squat Lo Pan's hardy steaming evil of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
667	castle map	0		
668	narrow shellacked spiked femur	0		Damage Reduction: 7
669	rotten ghuol guolash	3	crappy	
670	pulsating lard-coated lihc face	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	jittery quilted grave robbing shovel of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +20
672	bland cranberries	3	decent	
673	artisanal bouncing vodka and cranberry	3	EPIC	
674	weak mediocre narrow mirror whiskey	2	decent	
675	pulsating skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Item Drop: +5
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	extremely unsafe badass belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
678	cyan chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	drinkable roll in the hay	3	good	
680	artisanal weak slap and tickle	2	EPIC	
681	acceptable enchanted blurry slip 'n' slide	3	good	Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 10
682	irresponsibly strong delicious a sump'm sump'm	9	awesome	
683	mediocre horizontal tango	3	decent	
684	high-proof tolerable pink pony	8	good	
685	frosty supercharged extremely unsafe Mr. Shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10
686	scandalous knuckles	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
687	galvanized gray wobbly blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 59
688	pixel hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	jittery ghostly MacGyver's pixel pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	huge skewed hardened pixel sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3
691	shaking digital key	0		
692	huge Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	harem girl t-shirt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
694	Jim Carey's Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Monster Level: +25
696	frilly shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
697	huge soggy wofl t-shirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
698	pulsating loathing eagle baby-doll shirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
699	hardy pirate shirt	0		Maximum HP: +50
700	lime green zippy filthy hippy poncho	0		Initiative: +20
701	jittery floral print shirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
702	yellow dog trainer's coconut bikini top	0		Experience (familiar): +1
703	blinking smelly goth kid t-shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
704	tumbling hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	mirror porquoise	0		
707	skewed pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	gray jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	stanky Samson's hamethyst earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
712	upside-down double-paned hale ruddy hamethyst necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
713	gray greedy hamethyst bracelet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
714	frightening occult hamethyst ring of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
715	blurry hardened studded baconstone earring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
716	slick baconstone pendant of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10
717	aromatic Fonzie's baconstone bracelet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
718	Tesla extremely unsafe smooth baconstone ring	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
719	resourceful banded porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50
720	nasty wholesome porquoise necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
721	shaking savvy porquoise bracelet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20
722	nippy porquoise ring of the dark arts of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
723	moldy squat shaking Knoll mushroom	4	crappy	
724	adequate mushroom	3	good	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	blue Tesla huge mirror shard	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	mirror hedge maze key	0		
729	twirling fishbowl	0		
730	purple fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	twirling hosed tank	0		
733	blurry hosed fishbowl	0		
734	twirling pulsating clever wicked brawny makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Adventure Underwater
735	bouncing brainy easter egg balloon	0		Mysticality: +5
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	wobbly stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	mirror stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	purple tambourine bells	0		
740	Newton's tambourine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
741	narrow broken skull	0		
742	moldy Knoll shroomkabob	3	crappy	
743	moldy mushroom	4	crappy	
744	improved hair spray	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 42
746	yellow stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	adequate miniature cyan warm mushroom	2	good	
750	small flavorless mushroom quesadilla	2	decent	
751	huge moldy cool mushroom	7	crappy	
752	normal cool mushroom casserole	4	good	
753	decent twirling pointy mushroom	4	good	
754	rotten cream of pointy mushroom soup	4	crappy	
755	fancy spoiled wobbly mushroom	4	crappy	Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 20
756	tasty tiny mushroom	1	awesome	
757	bite-sized decent mushroom	1	good	
758	diet bland ghost cucumber	1	decent	
759	shaking dill	0		
760	squat twirling vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	drinkable wobbly especially salty dog	3	good	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	flavorless diet blinking spectral pickle	1	decent	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	pickled cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11
768	sinister spork	0		Spell Damage: +10
769	sage voodoo doll	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
770	Lo Pan's basic meat fez of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	ghostly tassel	0		
772	skewed flame-wreathed foon	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
773	knitted basic meat spork of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
774	twirling wicked deadly basic meat foon	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	Annie Oakley's kneecapping stick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
777	shaking cool iron pasta spoon	0		Moxie: +5
778	healthy support cummerbund	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
779	fuchsia Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	upside-down scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	boiled mirror maroon mafia aria	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 24
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	tolerable high-proof Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	10	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	rotten small strawberry	2	crappy	
787	tolerable high-proof bottle of rum	8	good	
788	aged strawberry daiquiri	3	awesome	
789	weak lousy rum and cola	2	decent	
790	perfectly mixed boozy enchanted blinking olive grog	5	EPIC	Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 35
791	MacGyver's extremely unsafe Mafia bow tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	MacGyver's Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only
793	alkaline skewed oil of stability	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 40
794	adjusted super-galvanized oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 43
795	artisanal fortified ghostly Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	jittery coward's steel-toed stiffened cement shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	weak tolerable rockin' wagon	2	good	
798	acceptable cyan ocean motion	3	good	
799	bad gray fuzzbump	3	decent	
800	delicious small poutine	2	awesome	
801	stale diet mirror Knob stir-fry	1	decent	
804	massive tasty Knoll stir-fry	8	awesome	
805	spoiled stir-fry	3	crappy	
806	rotten asparagus stir-fry	3	crappy	
807	moldy olive stir-fry	3	crappy	
808	decent Knob sausage stir-fry	3	good	
809	bland bat wing stir-fry	4	decent	
810	tiny stale rat appendix stir-fry	1	decent	
811	bland pulsating tofu stir-fry	3	decent	
812	miniature tasty fancy narrow pr0n stir-fry	2	awesome	Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 35
813	decent Knob shells	3	good	
814	fancy normal bätzle	3	good	Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 20
815	rotten bite-sized mirror ratini	1	crappy	
816	tasty special blurry Knob stroganoff	4	awesome	Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 5
817	delicious menudo ravioli	4	awesome	
818	plus sign	0		
819	lime green narrow milky potion	0		
820	maroon swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	stale mirror royal jelly	4	decent	
831	small box	0		
832	teal box	0		
833	narrow razor-sharp vorpal blade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
834	cornuthaum of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	wobbly ring of aggravate monster of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
836	normal mind flayer corpse	3	good	
837	lousy mirror olive Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	ribald Mafia stogie of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	artisanal irresponsibly strong Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	educational boxer's Mafia violin case	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	aged tomato daiquiri	3	awesome	
842	lousy tumbling beertini	3	decent	
843	mediocre squat salty slug	3	decent	
844	artisanal shaking cyan papaya slung	4	EPIC	
845	MAHI fez of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	bouncing many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	purple prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	tumbling blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	twirling sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	jittery moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	bouncing eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	narrow magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	mirror stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	yellow lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	olive shaving cream	0		
867	diffused anodized purple pine tar	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 43
869	huge forest tears	0		
870	wizardly fetus-smashing club	0		Mysticality: +25
871	ghostly meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	twirling Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	blinking unrolling pin	0		
875	lightning-fast healthy savvy crazy bastard sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40
876	avaricious Herculean incredibly dense meat gem of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
877	narrow shaking Da Vinci's Talisman of Baio	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
878	purple arcane researcher's hypnodisk	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
879	altered bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 68
880	disbelief suspenders of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
881	blue scandalous supportive bra	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	decent	
884	quilted los chinos	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	fuchsia spinning axe of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
886	green leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	ghostly olive maple leaf	0		
889	huge wobbly scandalous balaclava	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	flavorless balaclava baklava	3	decent	
891	skewed steel-toed Warehouse 23 bling	0		Damage Reduction: 9
892	ghostly greedy inspector's bugbear-smiting sword of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20
893	high-proof lousy lumbering jack	7	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	Ms. Accessory	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
896	Mr. Accessory Jr. of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only
897	blurry shaking coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	shaking Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	mediocre Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	wobbly yellow medical-grade veiny stylish school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	magnetized Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 42
906	pickled Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 52
907	modified pressed lime green Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 54
908	irradiated Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 21
909	deionized gray squat Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41
910	moldy dwarf bread	4	crappy	
911	activated adjusted shaking Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 31
912	ionized vacuum-sealed pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 29
913	polymerized warmed squat kobold	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 51
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	twirling yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	auspicious stanky intergalactic pom poms	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
917	tumbling Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Jeselnik's Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	blinking Radio Free Pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	narrow reassuring Radio Free Foil	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	spoiled radio button candy	3	crappy	
922	executive severed rocking horse head	0		Meat Drop: +40
923	jittery broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	lime green crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	narrow dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	frozen double-moist chilled Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 16
927	perfectly mixed Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	tumbling avaricious fuzzy bracelets	0		Meat Drop: +30
929	bouncing bouncing ruddy arse-shooting crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
931	artisanal weak gray spiced rum	2	EPIC	
932	smooth eggnog	3	awesome	
933	decent jumbo mirror candy cane	5	good	
934	enchanted decent gingerbread bugbear	3	good	Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 40
935	twirling imitation nice watch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	green Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	plastic sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	squat small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	wobbly bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	blinking lion tamer's bowler	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	teal blinking squat grievous bow staff of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	bowlegged pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	blurry skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	hand-crafted watered-down bouncing martini	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	perfectly mixed triple-distilled grogtini	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	mediocre blue cherry bomb	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	mirror extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	miser's chaotic hockey mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	upside-down orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	hale fez of etymology	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	decent narrow carob chunk noodles	4	good	
957	miniature bland chorizo brownies	2	decent	
958	jumbo bland mirror chocolate and tomato pizza	5	decent	
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	olive silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	wobbly careful weightlifter's plastic seal clubber	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -10
964	plastic turtle tamer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5
965	spinning prompt wholesome plastic pastamancer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3
966	ghostly therapeutic plastic sauceror of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
967	Jack Frost's vibrating plastic disco bandit	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
968	Lo Pan's plastic accordion thief of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25
969	gray wool plastic mosquito	0		Cold Resistance: +1
970	groovy plastic leprechaun	0		Moxie Percent: +10
971	sinister plastic levitating potato	0		Spell Damage: +10
972	blurry knitted plastic angry goat	0		Cold Resistance: +3
973	plastic sabre-toothed lime of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
974	plastic fuzzy dice of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
975	upside-down Samson's plastic pirate skeleton	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
976	green plastic barrrnacle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
977	red stiffened plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Damage Reduction: 1
978	groovy plastic stab bat	0		Moxie Percent: +10
979	quilted plastic grue	0		Damage Absorption: +40
980	blurry ribald plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
981	plastic ghuol whelp of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
982	Herculean plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
983	plastic cocoabo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
984	razor-sharp plastic star starfish	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
985	Annie Oakley's plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
986	bouncing smooth plastic killer bee	0		Moxie: +15
987	ghostly smooth plastic Cheshire bat	0		Moxie: +15
988	maroon plastic coffee pixie of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
989	fuchsia plastic bitchin' meatcar of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
990	beefcake's plastic hermit	0		Muscle: +25
991	jittery purple Usain Bolt's grievous plastic Boris of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
992	frightening brawny plastic Jarlsberg of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5
993	blinking aromatic Van der Graaf extremely unsafe plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
994	supercool plastic Susie	0		Moxie Percent: +20
995	bland small narrow Lucky Surprise Egg	2	decent	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	blurry maid head	0		
1000	jittery Meat maid	0		
1002	jittery Xlyinia's notebook of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1003	soda water	0		
1004	aged blue bouncing bottle of tequila	3	awesome	
1005	lousy boxed wine	4	decent	
1006	moldy cherry	4	crappy	
1007	coconut shell of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	twirling ice cubes of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1009	practically non-alcoholic bad upside-down vodka martini	1	decent	
1010	bad whiskey and soda	4	decent	
1011	bad practically non-alcoholic monkey wrench	1	decent	
1012	triple-distilled tolerable tequila sunrise	9	good	
1013	acceptable margarita	3	good	
1014	delicious practically non-alcoholic strawberry wine	1	awesome	
1015	tolerable irresponsibly strong wine spritzer	6	good	
1016	hand-crafted perpendicular hula	3	EPIC	
1017	fortified artisanal ducha de oro	5	EPIC	
1018	special aged tumbling twirling calle de miel	3	awesome	Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
1019	tolerable special dry vodka martini	4	good	Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 15
1020	hand-crafted narrow old-fashioned	3	EPIC	
1021	drinkable tequila with training wheels	3	good	
1022	lousy wobbly sangria	4	decent	
1023	practically non-alcoholic drinkable vesper	1	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	delicious bouncing bodyslam	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	drinkable sangria del diablo	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	spinning Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	tumbling censurious hippo whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1030	Annie Oakley's penguin whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1031	Van der Graaf yak whip	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1032	mirror blurry sharpshooter's gnauga hide whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1033	blinking bouncing gnauga hide	0		
1034	hippo skin buckler of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1035	blurry ruddy penguin skin buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1036	green blinking wool yakskin buckler	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1037	wobbly reassuring gnauga hide buckler	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1038	alkaline red skewed Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 54
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	weak bad beer	2	decent	
1042	scandalous string of beads	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1043	blinking flame-wreathed string of beads	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1044	healthy string of beads	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1045	brainy plastic bottle opener	0		Mysticality: +5
1046	green family-friendly chaotic traffic cone	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	tolerable mirror fuchsia N. O. Beer	3	good	
1048	vaporized olive spinning oyster egg	1		
1049	distilled oyster egg	1		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 10
1050	twisted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 15
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	modified green oyster egg	1		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 5
1053	altered oyster egg	1		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 5
1054	altered oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	mixed puce oyster egg	1		
1057	compressed upside-down puce oyster egg	1		
1058	altered cyan blinking puce oyster egg	1		
1059	ghostly puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	denatured fuchsia shaking skewed mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	distilled fuchsia blinking mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	pickled wobbly yellow mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	dehydrated mirror fuchsia oyster egg	1		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 30
1065	boiled mirror maroon oyster egg	1		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 45
1066	denatured upside-down oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	denatured huge oyster egg	1		
1069	compressed green upside-down oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 25
1070	modified oyster egg	1		
1071	wobbly plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	mixed yellow off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	boiled twirling off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 30
1074	pickled narrow jittery off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	distilled twirling oyster egg	1		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 20
1077	powdered oyster egg	1		
1078	dried jittery teal oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	jittery rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	mirror clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	squat clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	skewed clockwork spine	0		
1090	spinning narrow clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	tumbling deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	huge clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	skewed skewed Temple Grandin's clockwork hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	Da Vinci's clockwork trench coat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1099	narrow ghostly gravedigger's clockwork pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	savvy gnauga hide chaps	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	blue false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	ghostly blurry Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	shaking clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	skewed clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	green clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	cyan clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	pulsating clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	purple tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	executive inspector's wholesome Stupid University Diploma	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40
1118	spinning pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	blinking pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	maroon pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	narrow upside-down thinker's halfberd	0		Mysticality: +10
1124	ghostly small glove	0		
1125	blue savvy glove of extreme caution of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1126	toothpick of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
1127	frightening ninja sword	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	blinking electrified sequined fez	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	cyan Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	star shirt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1134	narrow cosmetics bag	0		
1135	super-warmed eyeliner	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 62
1136	frozen frozen lipstick	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 48
1137	inspector's bicycle chain of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +15
1138	ghostly mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	distilled tolerable twirling mushroom wine	5	good	
1140	weak drinkable icy mushroom wine	2	good	
1141	acceptable mushroom wine	4	good	
1142	strong artisanal pointy mushroom wine	5	EPIC	
1143	spirit-forward mediocre flat mushroom wine	5	decent	
1144	artisanal cool mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1145	hand-crafted lime green knob mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1146	mediocre pulsating knoll mushroom wine	4	decent	
1147	bad triple-distilled mushroom wine	6	decent	
1148	mediocre irresponsibly strong shot of flower schnapps	10	decent	
1149	toothsome flower petal pie	4	awesome	
1150	perfectly mixed ghostly bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	EPIC	
1151	teal rosewater-soaked discarded plastic fork of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
1152	teal gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	stale ghostly Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	decent	
1154	altered huge Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	awesome	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	up-at-dawn wholeberd	0		Adventures: +5
1158	triple-pickled polarized warmed blinking blinking Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 46
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	censurious irate sombrero	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	warmed huge handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 38
1163	super-magnetized marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 18
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	huge hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	squat exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	skewed coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	shaking cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	green refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	pulsating magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	tumbling daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	bouncing exotic orchid	0		
1185	tumbling long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	pulsating gilded lily	0		
1187	jittery deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	upside-down zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	ghostly lime green stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	jittery yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	jittery sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	spoiled shaking mugcake	4	crappy	
1201	spoiled urinal cake	3	crappy	
1202	miniature flavorless Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2	decent	
1203	snack-sized decent personalized birthday cake	2	good	
1204	rotten three-tiered wedding cake	3	crappy	
1205	tiny normal tumbling babycakes	1	good	
1206	adequate mirror velvet cake	3	good	
1207	adequate congratulatory cake	4	good	
1208	adequate angel-food cake	4	good	
1209	decent wobbly devil's-food cake	4	good	
1210	moldy birthday party jellybean cheesecake	4	crappy	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	tumbling anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	mirror Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	blinking flame-retardant Mr. Balloon	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1221	balloon	0		
1222	upside-down upside-down cool Mr. Eh?	0		Moxie: +5, Softcore Only
1224	flame-retardant vibrating steel shillelagh of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20
1225	fireproof dangerous Newton's steel skullcap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	skewed coward's wholesome Da Vinci's steel solitaire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
1227	zippy auspicious dog trainer's steel scarf	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
1228	mansplainer's rosy-cheeked thinker's steel slacks	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	upside-down shellacked steel suspenders of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1230	wholesome pikestaff of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +50
1231	energetic Fonzie's Socratic pith helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	squat manspreader's Oprah's pocketwatch of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1233	double-paned rock-hard pinky ring of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1234	bouncing Tesla medical-grade pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	personal trainer's pendant of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +100, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	Lo Pan's hockey stick of furious angry rage of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1237	tumbling tapped lotus	0		
1238	blurry pulsating glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	jittery iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	huge carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	ghostly jittery deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	blue toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	Glass Balls of the Goblin King of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1245	blue Sinatra's Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
1246	tumbling auspicious reassuring hardy rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	greedy smelly medical-grade Bonerdagon necklace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1249	chilly Boss Bat britches	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	weightlifter's Boss Bat bling of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25
1251	spoiled super-sized tumbling Knob shroomkabob	5	crappy	
1252	tasty fuchsia shroomkabob	4	awesome	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	bland jumping bean burrito	3	decent	
1255	big bland jumping bean burrito	5	decent	
1256	stale insanely jumping bean burrito	4	decent	
1257	normal gigantic skewed rat scrapple	9	good	
1258	tumbling purple pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	cyan bouncing curative cool traffic cone	0		Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	compressed wobbly wobbly Hatorade	1		
1262	squat therapeutic hale Da Vinci's off-hand balloon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	spinning box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	stale blue gloomy mushroom	4	decent	
1267	upside-down dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	yellow aluminum wand	0		
1272	yellow blinking marble wand	0		
1273	family-friendly magic lamp	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1274	boiled Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 50
1275	experienced basic meat skirt	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	aged Otorian Battle Scar	4	awesome	
1277	squat basic meat kilt of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	therapeutic meat skirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	blue pulsating bouncing Van der Graaf meat kilt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	smelly penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	penguinskin mini-kilt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	yakskin skirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	weightlifter's yakskin kilt	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	censurious hippopotamus skirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	huge Herculean hippopotamus kilt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	careful furry skirt	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	wobbly dog trainer's furry kilt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	Van der Graaf gnauga hide skirt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	blue blurry gnauga hide kilt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	energized quadruple-diffused wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 33
1291	twirling bouncing Jekyllin hide belt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	maroon skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	blurry Jeselnik's ring of adornment	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1294	hardy ring of increase damage of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1295	arcane researcher's ring of gain strength	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1296	tumbling asbestos-lined ring of resistance	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1297	ring of fire resistance of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1298	jittery medical-grade ring of conflict	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1299	pirate hook of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1300	blurry bouncing frosty monster bait	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1301	dry double-oxidized improved bouncing deodorant	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 35
1302	Vulcanized enhanced squat reodorant	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 28
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	pulsating doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	wobbly makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	resourceful traffic cone of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	mirror calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	mirror unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	blue blurry funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	jittery horrifying Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
1313	spinning narrow educational Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
1314	flame-retardant Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	brawny rose-colored glasses	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1316	bouncing facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	small yummy questionable taco	2	awesome	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	huge petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	teal tumbling shellacked time helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	Van der Graaf time trousers	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	mirror time sword of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	squat gray Dyspepsi-Cola helmet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	bouncing huge asbestos-lined Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1328	spinning clever Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	dangerous Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1330	padded Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	scandalous Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	pulsating ghostly Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	narrow Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	huge Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	narrow pulsating Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	Usain Bolt's Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	aerosolized quantum extra-chilled pulsating lime green Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 45
1345	alkaline tarnished moist Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	irradiated improved electrified olive Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 42
1347	mirror loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	lime green empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	Socratic pinky ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
1352	acceptable redrum	3	good	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	gigantic flavorless bowl of oriole's nest soup	10	decent	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	enchanted bad blurry Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	decent	Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 5
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	cyan bouncing ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	twirling energetic disembodied smile	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
1362	fuchsia sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	huge rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	adequate huge tofurkey leg	7	good	
1366	stale jumbo maroon tofurkey gravy	5	decent	
1367	miniature stale herbal stuffing	2	decent	
1368	miniature adequate can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2	good	
1369	special normal yams	3	good	Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 30
1370	bouncing Rosewater's rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1371	teal inspector's gingham blouse	0		Item Drop: +15
1372	souvenir ski t-shirt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1373	twirling sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	plastic Crimbo wreath of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	ghostly thinker's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	jittery stylish plastic Crimbo elf	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	plastic sweet nutcracker of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	jittery crafty plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	wobbly aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	concentrated chocolate	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	jittery felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	skewed kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	bouncing doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teal teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	skewed scandalous duck-on-a-string of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	studded toy train	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	marionette of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	greasy sock monkey	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	blinking Newton's rag doll	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	bouncing wobbly Annie Oakley's can of fake snow	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	spinning quilted colored-light "necklace"	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	zippy tree skirt	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	special spoiled wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	adequate bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	bland half-sized enchanted tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	rosy-cheeked Unionize The Elves sign	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	modified extra-colloidal non-liquefied snowcone	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	adjusted dry snowcone	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	diffused pressed snowcone	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	magnetized wet nitrogenated blurry snowcone	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	deionized activated fuchsia snowcone	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	ionized quantum tumbling upside-down snowcone	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	blurry Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	huge avaricious frosty traffic cone	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	spinning iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	bouncing bouncing Oprah's brainy ice sickle	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	teal electrified ice baby	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	narrow chilly ice pick	0		Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	miser's Rosewater's ice skates	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	stale grue egg omelette	3	decent	
1429	lime green mirror roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	twirling pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	flavorless bouncing mushroom	3	decent	
1433	lime green spinning fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	spinning hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	bouncing useless powder	0		
1438	corrupted alkaline twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 51
1439	non-denatured improved energized upside-down hot powder	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 15
1440	corrupted denatured green skewed powder	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 36
1441	super-anodized wet ghostly tumbling powder	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 63
1442	moist polymerized triple-magnetized stench powder	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 45
1443	pickled corrupted twirling sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 20
1444	improved aerosolized twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 21
1445	alkaline mirror hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 16
1446	cold-filtered improved enhanced yellow nuggets	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 64
1447	pressed nuggets	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 42
1448	dry flattened quantum stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 29
1449	Vulcanized super-enhanced sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 29
1450	twisted twinkly wad	1		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 45
1451	diluted bouncing pulsating hot wad	1		
1452	vaporized mirror wad	1		
1453	distilled wad	1		
1454	vaporized stench wad	1		
1455	mixed squat sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	fancy adequate massive squat Valentine's Day cake	8	good	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 35
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	blinking sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	spinning green suede shortsword	0		
1466	blinking bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	spinning 25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	red pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	upside-down salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	bouncing olive football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	cyan twirling union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	lime green paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	prompt miser's rabbit's foot	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	twirling hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	twirling dormouse	0		
1490	gray avaricious studded chopsticks	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +30
1491	rice bowl of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1492	blinking Sinatra's ninja mop	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1493	purple shaking auspicious clever ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10
1494	flattened liquefied mirror sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	horrifying traffic cone of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	bad extra-dry cyan gloomy mushroom wine	5	decent	
1497	bad irresponsibly strong mushroom wine	8	decent	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	spinning whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	altered modified flattened upside-down twirling lime green explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	fuchsia rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	diffused improved jittery snowcone	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	gray ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	practically non-alcoholic mediocre upside-down calle de miel with a fly in it	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	lousy rockin' wagon with a fly in it	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	weak bad gray perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	bad fancy ghostly slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	decent	Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	ghostly bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	tumbling rock-hard fake hand	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	boiled ghostly Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	compressed Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	dehydrated blinking Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	diluted wobbly Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	shaking KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	Usain Bolt's stylish Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +80
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	clever wholesome Radio Free Jersey	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20
1523	narrow bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	bouncing diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	cyan jittery fortified boxer's corkscrew	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	dance instructor's grass skirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	wobbly Jack Frost's grass hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	veiny grass blade	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	mirror raffle prize box	0		
1536	gray homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	lime green weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	reassuring sparkly engagement ring	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	gravedigger's smartaleck's Grimacite goggles	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	greasy Grimacite glaive of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	cool Grimacite greaves of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	bouncing inspector's supercharged Grimacite garter	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	knitted vibrating Grimacite galoshes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	manspreader's brainy Grimacite gorget	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	twirling Grimacite guayabera of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	spinning Oprah's Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1548	Van der Graaf Rosewater's Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1549	MSG	0		
1550	second-hand knockoff engagement ring of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
1551	tolerable bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	good	
1552	weak mediocre bottle of Definit	2	decent	
1553	hand-crafted fortified bottle of Calcutta Emerald	5	EPIC	
1554	bad practically non-alcoholic bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1	decent	
1555	lousy upside-down bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	decent	
1556	bad boxed champagne	4	decent	
1557	spoiled blurry kumquat	3	crappy	
1558	toothsome tangerine	3	awesome	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	toothsome cocktail onion	4	awesome	
1561	stale raspberry	4	decent	
1562	special stale kiwi	3	decent	Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 30
1563	watered-down tolerable whiskey bittersweet	2	good	
1564	delicious mimosette	3	awesome	
1565	perfectly mixed extra-dry tequila sunset	5	EPIC	
1566	acceptable practically non-alcoholic upside-down zmobie	1	good	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	acceptable spirit-forward gin and tonic	5	good	
1568	smooth extra-dry vodka and tonic	5	awesome	
1569	lousy practically non-alcoholic special vodka gibson	1	decent	Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 10
1570	lousy spirit-forward gibson	5	decent	
1571	mediocre parisian cathouse	3	decent	
1572	hand-crafted rabbit punch	3	EPIC	
1573	drinkable caipifruta	4	good	
1574	tolerable practically non-alcoholic teqiwila	1	good	
1575	practically non-alcoholic acceptable skewed Divine	1	good	
1576	tolerable mirror red Gordon Bennett	4	good	
1577	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic special shaking tangarita	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 25
1578	practically non-alcoholic lousy mandarina colada	1	decent	
1579	weak delicious gimlet	2	awesome	
1580	lousy brick road	4	decent	
1581	lousy vodka stratocaster	3	decent	
1582	drinkable Neuromancer	4	good	
1583	watered-down acceptable prussian cathouse	2	good	
1584	extra-dry smooth Mae West	5	awesome	
1585	acceptable weak Mon Tiki	2	good	
1586	tolerable teqiwila slammer	3	good	
1587	moldy Knob lo mein	3	crappy	
1588	flavorless twirling asparagus lo mein	4	decent	
1589	rotten huge Knoll lo mein	3	crappy	
1590	bland lo mein	4	decent	
1591	bland olive lo mein	4	decent	
1592	rotten small pulsating hot hi mein	2	crappy	
1593	flavorless miniature hi mein	2	decent	
1594	yummy hi mein	3	awesome	
1595	flavorless huge hi mein	4	decent	
1596	adequate sleazy hi mein	3	good	
1597	Fonzie's Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	huge quilted Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	wobbly jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	mediocre special tangarita with a fly in it	3	decent	Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 15
1601	tolerable enchanted practically non-alcoholic mandarina colada with a fly in it	1	good	Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 20
1602	perfectly mixed prussian cathouse with a fly in it	4	EPIC	
1603	weak drinkable Mae West with a fly in it	2	good	
1604	dried shaking astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	pulsating delectable catalyst	0		
1606	twisted ultimate wad	1		
1607	dry libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 37
1608	pickled eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 25
1609	Vulcanized perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 19
1610	denatured alkaline twirling eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 15
1611	warmed spinning potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 56
1612	modified concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 28
1613	smartaleck's coffin lid	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1614	wobbly sinister satin shield	0		Spell Damage: +10
1615	Oprah's Cerebral Cloche	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	wobbly Cerebral Culottes of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	skewed coward's careful Cerebral Crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	flattened astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	modified skewed blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	ionized skewed green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	wet cold-filtered orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	liquefied frozen pickled cyan purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	denatured red pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	lightning-fast raspberry beret	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	blurry lime green narrow Temple Grandin's pixel shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1631	squat beer cartilage	0		
1632	blue Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	hand-crafted weak blinking blurry around the world	2	EPIC	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	non-pickled lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 32
1638	corrupted concentrated lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 47
1639	magnetized electrified lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 39
1640	denatured extra-denatured purple lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 68
1641	double-chilled lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 18
1642	mediocre skewed Grimacite Bock	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	decent fuchsia wedge of gray cheese	4	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	shaking hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	narrow stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	fancy normal gray foie gras	4	good	Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 30
1652	moist alkaline candy brain	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	tumbling razor-sharp groovy jewel-eyed wizard hat of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	flame-wreathed wad of Crovacite of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
1655	maroon nasty therapeutic collar	0		Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	blinking Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Fonzie's Radio KoL Keychain	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1662	skewed Radio KoL Antenna Ball of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1663	fortified Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1664	scorching Radio KoL Maracas	0		Hot Damage: +25
1665	double-paned Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1666	Radio KoL Patch	0		Item Drop: +5
1667	Cat-Herding Prod of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1668	wobbly star boomerang	0		Item Drop: +5
1669	perfumed star stiletto	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	yellow swindleblossom	0		
1673	rock-hard beefy grave robbing shovel	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 5
1674	superhero mask of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	wobbly ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	wobbly bouncing stanky sword of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1680	yellow coward's Sinatra's staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -20
1681	asbestos-lined razor-sharp bubblewrap sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
1682	dangerous experienced bubblewrap staff	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10
1683	Fonzie's experienced bubblewrap crossbow	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1
1684	shaking Da Vinci's styrofoam sword of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +100
1685	tumbling careful wizardly styrofoam staff	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -10
1686	beefy styrofoam crossbow of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100
1687	olive Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	huge Annie Oakley's savvy crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1689	studded ribbon	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	huge executive curative discarded bottlecap	0		Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	bouncing Van der Graaf energetic discarded torn-up glove	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	boiled improved olive salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 61
1693	wet triple-diffused yellow eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 16
1694	activated activated skewed Frogade	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 59
1695	denatured dry papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 34
1696	snack-sized rotten pulsating royal jelly taco	2	crappy	
1697	adequate green ghostly tofu taco	3	good	
1698	decent jumbo jumping bean taco	5	good	
1699	normal catgut taco	3	good	
1700	spoiled bite-sized bouncing goat cheese taco	1	crappy	
1701	decent thick pr0n taco	5	good	
1702	corrupted blinking spinning alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 12
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	huge shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	wobbly Usain Bolt's groovy sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +80
1707	scandalous horrifying energetic flypaper staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
1708	tumbling olive Jeselnik's sinister grease gun of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
1709	ghostly supercool sword of static of the storm of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1710	blue auspicious wiffle-flail of Calamity Jane of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10
1711	avaricious baleful stylish bubble bauble bow	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
1712	horrifying Tesla Newton's Frost™ brand sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1713	perfumed vibrating squeaky staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
1714	lime green chilly can cannon of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +5
1715	starchy sword of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1716	bouncing spinning rosy-cheeked starchy staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1717	chaotic starchy crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1718	ghostly occult pestoblade of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15
1719	clever hale poutine pole	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20
1720	Jeselnik's curdflinger of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
1721	careful muculent machete of the detective	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20
1722	tumbling twirling olive veiny glistening staff of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +25
1723	bouncing wholesome repeating crossbow of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	supercharged dense meat sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1729	dense meat staff of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1730	brawny dense meat crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1731	bouncing arcane researcher's Spirit Precipice of the cougar of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100
1732	wobbly shellacked experienced smoldering staff of the blizzard	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1733	avaricious hot cross bow of the dark arts of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30
1734	hale rosy-cheeked sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Alters Page Text
1735	auspicious meatspout staff of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10
1736	grievous Rosewater's carob cannon of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25
1737	aromatic scandalous shuddersword of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
1738	wicked hairy staff of Gandalf of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100
1739	skewed Usain Bolt's rock-hard deadly projectile icemaker	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +80
1740	Van der Graaf Sinatra's supercool buffalo blade	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1741	medical-grade savvy cheesestick	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1742	bouncing scandalous potato pistol of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
1743	therapeutic savory sword	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1744	blue Usain Bolt's savory staff	0		Initiative: +80
1745	scorching savory crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +25
1746	mirror smelly Super Magic Power Sword X of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1747	blinking hardened soylent staff of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3
1748	stylish goulauncher of the brazier	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1749	fuchsia defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	manspreader's Gnollish pie server	0		Monster Level: +10
1751	toasty Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Hot Damage: +5
1752	squat red deadly Knob Goblin spatula	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1753	jack flapper of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1754	filthy pestle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1755	deadly Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1756	Da Vinci's huge spoon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1757	narrow maroon extremely unsafe pizza cutter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1758	star spatula of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1759	foon of fulmination of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100
1760	deadly Da Vinci's foon of frigidity	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5
1761	ghostly Newton's Rosewater's foon of foulness	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1762	sinister foon of fearfulness of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +10
1763	wobbly crafty educational foon of fleshiness	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +10
1764	red Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	squat Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	delicious miniature fricasseed brains	2	awesome	
1770	tasty brains casserole	3	awesome	
1771	healthy butcherknife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1772	executive corn holder	0		Meat Drop: +40
1773	eggbeater of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1774	tolerable fortified bottle of popskull	5	good	
1775	teal curative dishrag	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1776	rotten yellow huge stale baguette	3	crappy	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	bland snack-sized dinner	2	decent	
1779	lard-coated katana	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Synergetic
1780	personal trainer's ram stick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1781	blinking banded enchantlers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	zippy frightening ram-battering staff	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
1783	tasty snack-sized blue skewed crazy Turkish delight	2	awesome	
1784	censurious Snow Queen Crown of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	lion tamer's Jim Carey's ga-ga radio of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	quadruple-frozen altered alkaline bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 14
1788	bouncing unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	narrow Mob Penguin	0		
1790	irresponsibly strong lousy Ram's Face Lager	9	decent	
1791	skewed ram horns	0		
1792	rosy-cheeked strapping Travoltan trousers of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	ghostly ghostly asbestos-lined MacGyver's pool cue	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
1794	polarized ghostly handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 42
1795	narrow razor-sharp Counterclockwise Watch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	jittery purple bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	wobbly shaking animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	wobbly second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	mirror fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	maroon mirror sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	green seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	twirling bouncing sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	squat gray fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	wobbly sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	blue seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	green second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	teal third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	spinning fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	yellow eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	skewed tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	olive left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	shaking left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	blinking left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	jittery left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	green left twelfth rib	0		
1851	pulsating right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	mirror right sixth rib	0		
1857	narrow right seventh rib	0		
1858	shaking right eighth rib	0		
1859	twirling twirling right ninth rib	0		
1860	yellow right tenth rib	0		
1861	ghostly wobbly right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	squat left scapula	0		
1865	spinning right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	spinning right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	yellow left radius	0		
1871	skewed right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	fuchsia right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	lime green right fibula	0		
1880	blurry left kneecap	0		
1881	mirror right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	green left second front claw	0		
1884	shaking left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	mirror right first front claw	0		
1887	red right second front claw	0		
1888	spinning right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	upside-down ghostly left thumb	0		
1891	purple right thumb	0		
1892	maroon left first rear claw	0		
1893	mirror left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	pulsating right third rear claw	0		
1899	gray blurry tumbling right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	greedy 1-ball	0		Meat Drop: +20
1901	gray padded 2-ball of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
1902	Sherlock's baleful 3-ball	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
1903	huge upside-down asbestos-lined strapping 4-ball	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
1904	frosty steel-toed 5-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1905	crafty 6-ball of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +10
1906	double-paned 7-ball	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	cyan razor-sharp clockwork sword of James Dean of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +20
1911	prompt ribald clockwork staff of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
1912	blurry cyan Tesla sinister clockwork crossbow of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	tumbling wallet	0		
1918	jittery coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	Sherlock's wakizashi	0		Item Drop: +25, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	shaking blurry roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	narrow tattered snake standard	0		
1926	tumbling blinking KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	blinking jittery scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	yellow tumbling quilted greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	horrifying helmet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	Annie Oakley's spear of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
1932	frosty shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Breakable
1933	inspector's pitchfork	0		Item Drop: +15
1934	blue energetic broken sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1935	Socratic snarling wolf shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Synergetic
1936	olive shaking smelly lupine sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Synergetic
1937	Herculean snake shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Synergetic
1938	gray healthy serpentine sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	mirror perfumed lion tamer's 9-ball of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
1941	asbestos-lined stanky seal pendant	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	hardened Sinatra's turtle brooch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	fireproof noodle ring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	Tesla saucepan earring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	cyan frightening disco ball pendant of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	green skewed chilly healthy accordion pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	skewed executive Jim Carey's worn tophat	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	ghostly manspreader's tap shoes of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
1949	rotten miniature Manetwich	2	crappy	
1950	twirling ghostly bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	high-proof aged shaking bottle of Pinot Renoir	10	awesome	
1952	spoiled ghostly red desiccated apricot	3	crappy	
1953	drinkable flute of flat champagne	3	good	
1954	stale dehydrated caviar	3	decent	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	aged pulsating huge snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3	awesome	
1957	pulsating quill pen	0		
1958	narrow inkwell	0		
1959	blinking tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	bouncing scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	liquefied shaking Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 45
1963	dance card	0		
1964	ribald opera mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	tumbling bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	dance instructor's experienced Amulet of Yendor	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	blinking jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	ghostly spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	olive plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	clever shrimp fork	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5
1973	mirror half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	pulsating narrow gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	teal sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	purple MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	skewed snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	ghostly mind flayer	0		
1987	wobbly undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	huge angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	maroon tumbling rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	squat heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	mirror right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	green Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	purple Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	green Serenity trading card	0		
2014	bouncing Inndya trading card	0		
2015	bouncing Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	thick decent blurry blurry cherry pie	5	good	
2021	thick rotten spinning strawberry pie	5	crappy	
2022	spoiled miniature lemon meringue pie	2	crappy	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	yummy mixed wildflower greens	3	awesome	
2025	huge stale special handful of walnuts	8	decent	Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 50
2026	yummy wobbly nutty organic salad	3	awesome	
2027	big rotten wobbly super salad	5	crappy	
2028	diet normal tofu wonton	1	good	
2029	maroon hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	twirling executive sinister Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2031	brainy didgeridooka	0		Mysticality: +5
2032	cool bullet-proof corduroys of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	skewed round sunglasses of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2034	lard-coated wicker shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	dry cold-filtered upside-down radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 15
2037	quadruple-colloidal galvanized moist tumbling tumbling wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 46
2038	triple-modified ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 35
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	purple wobbly patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	blinking squat ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	immense flavorless brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	6	decent	
2046	spoiled skewed frat brats	3	crappy	
2047	spoiled knob ka-bobs	3	crappy	
2049	aged can of Swiller	4	awesome	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	skewed squat reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	spinning bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	wobbly snake skin	0		
2056	concentrated super-denatured adder bladder	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 61
2057	olive pension check	0		
2058	pulsating picnic basket	0		
2059	tarnished diffused Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
2060	savvy sword of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3
2061	helmet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	squat asbestos-lined stylish shield	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
2063	moldy miniature skewed blackberry	2	crappy	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	red PADL Phone	0		
2066	squat greedy wool kick-ass kicks	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2067	skewed sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	prompt beer helmet	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	Jeselnik's distressed denim pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	cyan beefy perforated battle paddle	0		Muscle: +10
2072	mirror upside-down sharpshooter's Newton's flashing novelty button	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2073	Sherlock's brawny glowstick	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	friendly anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2075	tumbling bouncing upside-down beefy spandex anniversary shorts	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	sinister jar of anniversary jam	0		Spell Damage: +10
2077	miser's bucket of anniversary lard	0		Meat Drop: +10
2078	Oprah's anniversary concrete fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	wicked makeshift turban of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	shaking baleful makeshift cape	0		Spell Damage: +25
2081	lime green Van der Graaf makeshift skirt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	teal toothbrush	0		
2083	narrow makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	powdered blurry bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	modified bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	compressed wobbly tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 30
2088	wet squat Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 36
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	skewed miser's therapeutic hardened pilgrim shield of the empath of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	jittery huge bath salts	0		
2092	tumbling hand mirror	0		
2093	cool hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Moxie: +5
2094	flavorless ballroom blintz	3	decent	
2095	towel	0		
2096	mixed guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	fireproof 17-ball	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	spinning hobo gristle	0		
2100	red shredded can label	0		
2101	mirror bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	lime green non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	ghostly stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	narrow stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	upside-down leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	mirror purple thinker's wheel	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	bouncing yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	hardy prehistoric spear	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	shaking stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	avaricious deadly fire	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	blue leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	squat gray grievous Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2121	supercool ASCII shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2122	narrow narrow auspicious flame-retardant safety vest	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10
2123	tumbling sizzling eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Hot Damage: +10
2125	therapeutic Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2126	executive bronze breastplate of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60
2127	bouncing resourceful hat hacker T-shirt of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2128	blurry vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	spinning up-at-dawn killer rag doll	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	mirror tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	scorching incredibly marionette	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	pulsating knitted mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	manspreader's slick vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	savvy toy crazy train	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	squat fuchsia razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	ghostly felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	skewed stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	tasty frank	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	rotten plate of franks and beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	smooth shot of blackberry schnapps	3	awesome	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	squat carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	spinning Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	ghostly jittery logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	spinning high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	ghostly servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	mirror quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	jittery sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	spinning gray atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	jittery hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	veiny thinker's toy ray gun	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	maroon toy space helmet of Tarzan of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	skewed MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	medical-grade dangerous astronaut pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	toy jet pack of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	narrow mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	olive smooth obsidian dagger	0		Moxie: +15
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	blinking Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	twirling Harold's hammer	0		
2185	experienced Kiss the Knob apron	0		Experience: +2
2186	upside-down pulsating unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	acceptable practically non-alcoholic blurry flask of peppermint schnapps	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	blinking book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	tasty immense candy stake	8	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	perfectly mixed strong eggnog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	adequate huge unspeakable fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	fancy big flavorless gingerbread horror	5	decent	Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	double-quantum unsweetened but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	tasty huge pulsating bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6	awesome	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	normal miniature skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	adequate blinking tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	therapeutic plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	pulsating plastic yuletide troll of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	pulsating auspicious plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	mirror medical-grade plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	gray smelly plastic Scream Queen	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	upside-down Crimbo tiki necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	bouncing Jack Frost's occult bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	skewed strapping Crimbo ukulele	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	steel-toed Tiki lighter of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	shaking frosty deck of tropical cards of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	friendly tropical paperweight of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	scandalous Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	shaking Tropical Crimbo Shorts of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	spoiled thick super ka-bob	5	crappy	
2218	adequate snack-sized gray beer basted brat	2	good	
2219	shaking avaricious Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	electrified skewed green pulsating and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	red Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	groovy liar's pants of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	ghostly foul-smelling rosy-cheeked juggler's balls	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	steel-toed pink shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	razor-sharp supercool evil eyeball pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	boiled diffused polarized green arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	nitrogenated bouncing cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	polymerized polymerized cold-filtered toad horn	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	wobbly smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	blinking bow tie of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Clowniness: 75
2234	skewed spinning shellacked calavera concertina	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Song Duration: 7
2235	Usain Bolt's Samson's ratarang	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +80
2236	cold-filtered flattened turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 45
2237	mirror pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	beefcake's pygmy nose-bone	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
2239	ghostly avaricious cool bad voodoo mask	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	ghostly bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	fuchsia pygmy spear of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2242	double-corrupted non-cold-filtered pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 21
2243	olive rosy-cheeked headhunter necktie of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2244	boxer's pointed stick of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
2245	knobby helmet turtle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	educational knobby kneepads	0		Experience: +1
2247	tumbling Da Vinci's sewer turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2248	upside-down occult sebaceous shield of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Booze Drop: +100
2249	upside-down extremely unsafe skeletortoise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	skewed greasy box turtle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2252	pulsating therapeutic box turtle	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2253	smelly bottlecap turtle of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
2254	twirling stanky sharpshooter's fortified bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	furry turtle of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	executive furry earmuffs	0		Meat Drop: +40
2257	ghostly Herculean reinforced furry underpants of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	narrow photograph of God	0		
2260	squat hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	pulsating bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	moldy stunt nuts	3	crappy	
2265	snack-sized rotten wet stew	2	crappy	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	crafty Staff of Fats	0		Maximum MP: +10
2269	stale small sausage wonton	2	decent	
2270	ghostly Usain Bolt's fireproof belt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2271	mediocre bottle of Merlot	3	decent	
2272	watered-down tolerable bottle of Port	2	good	
2273	practically non-alcoholic acceptable blurry bottle of Pinot Noir	1	good	
2274	tolerable bottle of Zinfandel	3	good	
2275	lousy olive bottle of Marsala	4	decent	
2276	bad triple-distilled bottle of Muscat	9	decent	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	pulsating Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	huge Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	fuchsia Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	jittery blurry lightning-fast seal-skull helmet	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	pulsating petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	spinning nippy grievous glowstick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	cyan encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	blue paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	pulsating shaking blue wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	mirror skewed boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	squat EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	galvanized pressed twirling candy heart	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	activated pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	boiled bouncing candy heart	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	magnetized bouncing ghostly candy heart	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	liquefied spinning candy heart	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	boiled shaking teal candy heart	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	skewed candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	spinning candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	shaking bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	tumbling worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	anodized narrow can of paint	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 60
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	red handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	decent miniature huge Better Than Cuddling Cake	2	good	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	huge blurry Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	skewed flame-wreathed lion tamer's pipe	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2337	twirling groovy reinforced beaded headband	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	jumbo stale skewed pudding	5	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	acceptable distilled lime green Blackfly Chardonnay	5	good	
2340	lousy special & tan	3	decent	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 35
2341	pepper	0		
2342	toothsome forest cake	4	awesome	
2343	low-calorie stale twirling forest ham	1	decent	
2344	modified colloidal upside-down filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 58
2345	deionized energized filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 55
2346	colloidal twirling filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 11
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	maroon bouncing gas balloon	0		
2350	squat beer bomb	0		
2351	shaking superamplified boom box	0		
2352	up-at-dawn savvy fire poi	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +5
2353	sizzling bejeweled pledge pin	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	cold-filtered warmed narrow henna face paint	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 55
2356	adjusted huge tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 36
2357	cyan rosy-cheeked Gaia beads of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30
2358	shaking gray pink clay bead	0		
2359	blurry purple clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	padded hippy medical kit of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2362	friendly Tesla Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2363	grievous longhaired hippy wig of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	chilly Zim Merman's guitar	0		Cold Damage: +5
2365	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2366	peel hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	Fonzie's brawny flowing hippy skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	maroon filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	tumbling wobbly smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	bland blinking banana	3	decent	
2374	teal banana peel	0		
2375	miniature normal banana cream pie	2	good	
2376	watered-down mediocre twirling banana daiquiri	2	decent	
2377	high-proof artisanal special bungle in the jungle	9	EPIC	Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 5
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	moist double-vacuum-sealed shaking banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 50
2380	olive dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	spinning blue class ring	0		
2385	narrow bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	Tesla vibrating keg shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2387	curative finger	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2388	censurious scandalous war tongs	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2389	maroon Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	fuchsia asbestos apron of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2391	thinker's beaten-up Chucks	0		Mysticality: +10
2392	squat wizardly natty ascot	0		Mysticality: +25
2393	narrow green beefcake's wreath of laurels of the sewer	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	Jack Frost's steel-toed Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	pulsating lion tamer's tube sock	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	squat depantsing bomb	0		
2398	spinning energy drink IV of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2399	lime green friendly wicked Elmley shades	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2400	blinking molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	Jim Carey's Herculean beer bong	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25
2402	maroon gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	squat lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	weightlifter's bounty-hunting helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	steel-toed bounty-hunting rifle	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2418	foul-smelling bounty-hunting pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	oxidized frozen skewed bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 58
2420	oxidized teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 58
2421	ionized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 43
2422	liquefied polarized blinking irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 57
2423	activated fuchsia Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 14
2424	non-irradiated improved upside-down cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 29
2425	quadruple-oxidized tarnished upside-down shaking can of spinach	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf™", Effect Duration: 56
2426	super-energized colloidal extra-magnetized fire flower	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 16
2427	pickled cyan freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 51
2428	super-galvanized fake blood	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 62
2429	activated spinning Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 53
2430	adjusted wet tumbling bag of lard	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 65
2431	altered activated narrow bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 33
2432	polymerized diffused SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 15
2433	oxidized denatured quadruple-modified maroon blurry bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 24
2434	non-unsweetened boiled eyedrops	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 56
2435	colloidal wobbly spinning Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 59
2436	polymerized donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 46
2437	wobbly New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	mirror scented massage oil	0		
2439	olive mirror poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	maroon upside-down Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	blue rosy-cheeked forbidden pink glowstick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	lousy weak Supernova Champagne	2	decent	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	blurry hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	blinking tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	goatskin umbrella of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2452	executive asbestos-lined wool hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	blurry Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	crafty energetic belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2455	horrifying bar whip	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2456	barskin buckler of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2457	cyan wizardly whip	0		Mysticality: +25
2458	mansplainer's barskin loincloth	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	tighty whiteys of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	Oprah's yak toupee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	bouncing odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	moldy spinning bowl of Bounty-Os	3	crappy	
2465	perfectly mixed watered-down Oreille Divisée brandy	2	super EPIC	
2466	ghostly pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	bouncing fuchsia callused fingerbone	0		
2469	blinking bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	upside-down empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	occult clown wig of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	clownskin belt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50
2477	vibrating clownskin buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Clowniness: 50
2478	executive clown whip	0		Meat Drop: +40, Clowniness: 50
2479	ghostly demon skin	0		
2480	cyan nippy demon-horned hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	upside-down narrow sage demon buckler	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2482	healthy padded demon whip of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2483	fuchsia stiffened barskin cloak	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2484	tumbling experienced snakeskin duster of the pedagogue	0		Experience: 5
2485	careful clownskin harness of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +7, Clowniness: 50
2486	shaking executive demonskin jacket of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +40
2487	brawny hipposkin poncho	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2488	cyan yak anorak of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2489	Jack Frost's tuxedo shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2490	squat avaricious veiny gnauga hide vest	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2491	skewed shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	lime green stick of dynamite	0		
2494	greedy scandalous Necrotelicomnicon	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
2495	perfumed Cookbook of the Damned of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
2496	squat smelly Sinful Desires of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2497	bouncing molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	spinning molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	tumbling molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	green Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	beach glass necklace of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2509	medical-grade peace-sign necklace	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2510	round sunglasses of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2511	lime green Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	gravedigger's spark plug earring of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
2514	squat double-paned careful woven baling wire bracelets	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +5
2515	forbidden brainy gearbox necklace	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50
2516	reassuring sinister wrench bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
2517	Annie Oakley's chain necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2518	greasy sawblade shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2519	hand-crafted jittery wobbly McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4	EPIC	
2520	mediocre melted Jell-o shot	4	decent	
2521	tolerable cruelty-free wine	3	good	
2522	drinkable distilled thistle wine	5	good	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	normal snack-sized jittery fish	2	good	
2526	adequate fish casserole	3	good	
2527	rotten thick fish lasagna	5	crappy	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	tasty gnatloaf	4	awesome	
2530	tiny spoiled wobbly gnatloaf casserole	1	crappy	
2531	delicious gnat lasagna	4	awesome	
2532	pork	0		
2533	decent diet huge pork chop sandwiches	1	good	
2534	delicious miniature pork casserole	2	awesome	
2535	bland pork lasagna	3	decent	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	greasy Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	polarized moist triple-irradiated lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	energized moist corrupted tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	moist red begpwnia	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	polarized upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	electrified gray half-orchid	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	ghostly pulsating asbestos-lined MacGyver's tin star	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	hardy Da Vinci's outrageous sombrero	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	frightening rosy-cheeked "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	wobbly distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	dog trainer's vibrating groovy Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	Squeezebox of the Ages of dire peril of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	yellow flame-retardant scandalous Chelonian Morningstar	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	tumbling sage Hammer of Smiting of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	boxer's 17-alarm Saucepan of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	skewed quilted extremely unsafe arcane researcher's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	bouncing can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	olive tumbling shaking Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	dry ant agonist	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 40
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	twirling ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	blurry ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	wobbly ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	twirling bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	hardened cactus quill of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3
2578	Tesla padded Staff of the Short Order Cook of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2579	thick rotten cactus fruit	5	crappy	
2580	curative padded scorpion whip	0		Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2581	upside-down upside-down jittery handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	spoiled thick centipede eggs	5	crappy	
2584	fuchsia jittery arcane researcher's wonderwall shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2585	up-at-dawn Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Adventures: +5
2586	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2587	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2588	squat energetic Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2589	stale hot date	4	decent	
2590	hand-crafted distilled fortified wine	3	EPIC	
2591	decent upside-down tasty tart	3	good	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	stale Knob pasty	4	decent	
2594	triple-distilled lousy upside-down thermos full of Knob coffee	7	decent	
2595	tarnished polarized Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 64
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	shaking Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	lightning-fast mansplainer's smooth Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +40
2602	crafty educational groovy Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +10
2603	mirror twirling smoldering box	0		
2604	Tuesday's ruby of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	narrow palm-frond fan	0		
2607	maroon Lo Pan's palm-frond whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	gray toasty palm-frond capris	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	toasty extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	maroon shaking auspicious palm-frond cloak	0		Item Drop: +10
2612	purple vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	moldy immense savoy truffle	10	crappy	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	teal boom	0		
2618	Iiti Kitty phone charm of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2619	twirling jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	jumbo normal unidentified jerky	5	good	
2621	twirling tumbling family-friendly nasty rat mask of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	perfumed ratskin belt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2623	blinking sage rattail whip of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2624	twirling ruddy stiffened bat hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	ribald supercool bat whip	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
2626	wobbly upside-down blurry miser's sinister bat-ass jacket	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
2627	Newton's catskin cap of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	jittery foul-smelling fortified catskin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +10
2629	narrow therapeutic rock-hard tail o' nine cats	0		Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2630	upside-down Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	chilled gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 32
2632	altered moist mother's helper	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 19
2633	ribald smartaleck's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10
2634	cyan mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	ghostly Jack Frost's mummy mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	flame-wreathed lion tamer's gauze shorts	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	teal jittery gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	gray cherry soda	0		
2640	jittery asbestos-lined greasy greaves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	flame-retardant cowboy hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	fireproof double-paned Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
2643	supercharged happiness	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2644	green feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	mirror fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	wobbly Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
2650	blinking bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	yummy teal S.T.L.T.	4	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	bite-sized stale pulsating gray honey-dew	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	drinkable Xanadian	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	aerosolized energized pickled bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	Newton's strapping Drowsy Sword	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3
2657	enchanted adequate twirling narrow escargotsicle	3	good	Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	boozy mediocre bottle of realpagne	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	squat blinking albatross necklace of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	vaporized bouncing not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	practically non-alcoholic bad flask of Amontillado	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	Lo Pan's ball mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	hardy Can-Can skirt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	magnetized sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	double-polymerized liquefied ghostly bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	moist quantum bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	polymerized cold-filtered jittery spiky collar	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	diluted upside-down can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	vaporized cyan narrow patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	dehydrated shaking Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	artisanal weak bouncing shot of nepenthe schnapps	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	purple Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	concentrated irradiated jittery bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	vaporized handful of moss	1		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 10
2676	distilled bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	dehydrated twirling protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	enhanced pressed ghostly sparkler	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 66
2680	dry snake	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 44, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	concentrated magnetized pulsating M-242	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 44
2682	jittery blinking detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	Lo Pan's supercool armgun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	twirling stone frisbee	0		
2688	shaking jittery perfumed lion tamer's dreadlock whip of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5
2689	teal mirror auspicious stiffened beer-a-pult	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +10
2690	therapeutic Socratic cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2691	bland miniature handful of nuts and berries	2	decent	
2692	yellow hardened savvy driftwood sculpture	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
2693	shaking blinking strapping massive sitar of doom	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2694	stone baseball cap of mayonnaise of bravery of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	hand-crafted triple-distilled cup of beer	6	EPIC	
2696	yellow ovoid thing	0		
2697	bouncing bouncing duct tape	0		
2698	spinning duct tape wallet	0		
2699	jittery foul-smelling duct tape shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
2700	greedy hardened duct tape fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	yellow quilted duct tape sword of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2702	wicked duct tape dockers of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	blurry duct tape buckler of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	chaotic clever blackberry slippers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2706	pulsating rock-hard Socratic blackberry moccasins of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2707	frosty electrified blackberry combat boots of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2708	electrified ionized funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 46
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	polymerized shaking facepaint	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 34
2712	nitrogenated activated squat wobbly sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 26
2713	super-warmed anodized extra-modified red twirling Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 49
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	flame-retardant knitted sinister battered hubcap	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1
2717	zippy chaotic hood ornament of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: 80
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	fuchsia veiny wholesome hand-carved bokken of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +50
2720	greedy aromatic gravedigger's hand-carved bow	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20
2721	squat clever hand-carved staff of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2722	chilly veiny supercool Staff of the Greasefire of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2723	smelly friendly Staff of the Grand Flambé of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2724	adequate bowl of rye sprouts	4	good	
2725	bland cob of corn	3	decent	
2726	enchanted rotten blinking narrow juniper berries	3	crappy	Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 30
2727	decent bite-sized plum	1	good	
2728	stale pear	3	decent	
2729	moldy pulsating peach	3	crappy	
2730	acceptable strong plum wine	5	good	
2731	triple-distilled delicious shot of pear schnapps	8	awesome	
2732	drinkable shot of peach schnapps	3	good	
2733	bite-sized flavorless bunch of square grapes	1	decent	
2734	small flavorless bouncing shaking brown sugar cane	2	decent	
2735	bland jumbo sandwich of the gods	5	decent	
2736	mediocre weak fancy pulsating Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2	decent	Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 40
2737	denatured leopard-print barbell	1	good	
2738	mirror pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	colloidal shaking panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 26
2740	padded dance instructor's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +100
2741	bad boilermaker	3	decent	
2742	diet normal blurry steel lasagna	1	quest	
2743	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic steel margarita	1	quest	
2744	distilled steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	oxidized polarized liquefied olive gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 34
2746	warmed activated cyan extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 69
2747	upside-down chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	upside-down furniture dolly of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
2749	brawny Staff of the Grease Trap of the pedagogue of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2750	lime green tumbling censurious asbestos-lined Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2751	ghostly toasty chilly Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2752	bouncing cyan Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of vim and vigor of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2753	huge padded weightlifter's Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
2754	shaking red Samson's Nickel Gamma of Frugality of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2755	wobbly Iron Beta of Industry of Leguizamo of the detective	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2756	up-at-dawn Copper Alpha of Sincerity of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2757	energetic Red Balloon of Valor of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2758	scandalous scorching Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2759	fireproof Da Vinci's Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2760	mirror Jeselnik's Lo Pan's Green Clover of Justice	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2761	Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2762	sizzling Van der Graaf Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2763	rock-hard Pink Heart of Spirit of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2764	censurious dog trainer's Order of the Silver Wossname of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2765	squat Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	normal Crimbo pie	3	good	
2768	moldy miniature wobbly wobbly lime green pear tart	2	crappy	
2769	flavorless peach pie	3	decent	
2770	ionized pulsating wobbly chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 42
2771	modified double-energized handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 30
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	squat glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	spinning effluvious emerald	0		
2776	green tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	groovy filigreed hamethyst earring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10
2778	censurious fortified occult filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2779	therapeutic rock-hard filigreed hamethyst ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2780	blue shaking curative ruddy baconstone earring of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2781	supercool baconstone necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
2782	zippy Oprah's Newton's baconstone ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2783	lightning-fast pulled porquoise earring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +40
2784	therapeutic pulled porquoise pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2785	olive occult Sinatra's beefy pulled porquoise ring	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2786	bouncing cool Earring of Fire of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2787	gray fireproof weightlifter's Pendant of Fire	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2788	mirror red Annie Oakley's boxer's Ring of Fire	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2789	blurry ghostly prompt sinister Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2790	huge dangerous Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2791	occult Ice-Cold Beer Ring of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2792	rosy-cheeked Rosewater's Unspeakable Earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2793	manspreader's savvy Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2794	inspector's Sinatra's The Ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2795	upside-down thinker's Nose Ring of Putrescence of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2796	careful Putrid Pendant of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2797	arcane researcher's Ring of the Sewer Snake of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2798	blurry deadly Mudflap-Girl Earring of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2799	Jim Carey's sharpshooter's Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2800	fuchsia ruddy Mudflap-Girl Ring of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	blue flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	skewed jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	boiled pickled vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 68
2805	galvanized blue vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 22
2806	super-Vulcanized mirror jittery vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 52
2807	quadruple-moist warmed flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 62
2808	tarnished blinking flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 43
2809	energized anodized twirling wobbly flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 36
2810	energized dry jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 11
2811	chilled wobbly cyan jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 30
2812	irradiated jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 28
2813	teal rock-hard Rosewater's Beret	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	lightning-fast Bludgeon of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: 100, Brimstone
2815	Sinatra's beefcake's Bunker of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Brimstone
2816	toasty boxer's Boxers of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	double-paned quilted boxer's Brooch	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	jittery miser's sharpshooter's MacGyver's Bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	healthy Grimacite gasmask of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	skewed fireproof stanky Grimacite gat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	bouncing horrifying smooth Grimacite gaiters	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	huge rock-hard Grimacite gauntlets of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	rosewater-soaked Socratic Grimacite go-go boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	narrow greedy rock-hard Grimacite girdle	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Sherlock's Grimacite gown	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	shaking dog trainer's Van der Graaf ruddy Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2827	jittery anniversary gift box	0		
2828	huge jittery loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	maroon twirling digital key lime	0		
2831	pulsating star key lime	0		
2832	bland digital key lime pie	3	decent	
2833	rotten fancy star key lime pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 50
2834	steel-toed padded experienced bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	rosy-cheeked indie comic hipster glasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	skewed double-paned steel-toed glowstick	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	Socratic Periodical Paintbrush	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Softcore Only
2840	acceptable bottle of cooking sherry	4	good	
2841	decent packet of ketchup	4	good	
2842	smooth jittery accidental cider	3	awesome	
2843	moldy cyan dire fudgesicle	4	crappy	
2844	olive asbestos-lined Jeselnik's Tesla arcane researcher's navel ring of navel gazing	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	bouncing class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2848	tumbling Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	enchanted bad moonberry wine cooler	4	decent	Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 35
2851	normal fine aged cheddarwurst	3	good	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	wobbly jittery Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	razor-sharp weightlifter's huge mosquito proboscis	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2856	vacuum-sealed frozen ionized green swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 40
2857	extra-improved seegar butt	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 60
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	Jack Frost's stiffened witch wart	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2860	decent swamp muck	3	good	
2861	zippy wicked leechknife of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	adjusted double-diffused blinking dribbly candle	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 28
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	dog trainer's stiffened beaver spear	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +1
2866	twirling coward's shamanic beads	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +5
2867	blurry nasty dilapidated wizard hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	modified cold-filtered gray pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 31
2869	denatured pulsating pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 52
2870	non-altered narrow pirate tract	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 19
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	lard-coated plastic Naughty Sorceress of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2873	dance instructor's plastic Ed the Undying of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +50
2874	tumbling steel-toed boxer's plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9
2875	ghostly greedy plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Meat Drop: +20
2876	healthy plastic protector spectre	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2877	lion tamer's plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2878	groovy plastic Boss Bat	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2879	lime green executive plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Meat Drop: +40
2880	wool plastic Bonerdagon	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2881	veiny plastic The Man	0		Maximum HP: +10
2882	huge arcane researcher's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2883	blinking plastic Felonia of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2884	manspreader's plastic Beelzebozo	0		Monster Level: +10
2885	lightning-fast plastic conservationist hippy	0		Initiative: +40
2886	spinning sizzling plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Hot Damage: +10
2887	narrow Socratic plastic angry bugbear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2888	coward's plastic anime smiley	0		Monster Level: -20
2889	plastic apathetic lizardman of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2890	Fonzie's plastic astronomer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2891	cyan chaotic plastic beanbat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2892	veiny plastic blooper	0		Maximum HP: +10
2893	energetic plastic brainsweeper	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2894	pulsating smartaleck's plastic briefcase bat	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2895	blurry plastic demoninja of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2896	squat mansplainer's plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Monster Level: +15
2897	savvy plastic drunk goat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2898	skewed rosewater-soaked plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2899	spinning plastic Gnollish crossdresser of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2900	pulsating stiffened plastic handsome mariachi	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2901	cool plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Moxie: +5
2902	flame-wreathed plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2903	occult plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2904	quilted plastic Knott Yeti	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2905	lard-coated plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2906	nasty plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Stench Damage: +5
2907	mirror careful plastic ninja snowman	0		Monster Level: -10
2908	plastic Orcish Frat Boy of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2909	shaking pulsating executive plastic G Imp	0		Meat Drop: +40
2910	plastic goth of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2911	bouncing plastic cubist bull of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2912	wholesome plastic scary clown	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2913	wool plastic smarmy pirate	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2914	horrifying plastic spiny skelelton	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2915	sinister plastic Spam Witch	0		Spell Damage: +10
2916	fuchsia brainy plastic vampire	0		Mysticality: +5
2917	upside-down plastic taco cat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2918	jittery ruddy plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2919	flame-wreathed plastic warwelf	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2920	Lo Pan's plastic whitesnake	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2921	plastic XXX pr0n of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2922	narrow jittery hardy plastic zmobie	0		Maximum HP: +50
2923	Van der Graaf plastic Protagonist	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2924	up-at-dawn plastic Spunky Princess	0		Adventures: +5
2925	plastic topiary golem of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2926	skewed banded plastic senile lihc	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2927	plastic Iiti Kitty of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2928	wholesome plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2929	Jack Frost's plastic Trouser Snake	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2930	padded plastic Axe Wound	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2931	blue slick plastic Hellion	0		Moxie: +10
2932	curative plastic Black Knight	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2933	Fonzie's plastic pair of tweezers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2934	blurry scandalous plastic fruit golem	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2935	narrow smelly plastic fluffy bunny	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	upside-down Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	shaking unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	decent half-sized olive Surprise Egg	2	good	
2941	boiled ionized shaking olive Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 24
2942	irradiated anodized spinning spinning chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 48
2943	improved Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 20
2945	sizzling vibrating party hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	toasty V for Vivala mask of doom	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	delicious shot of rotgut	3	awesome	
2949	concentrated blurry jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 11
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	wobbly Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	purple glowstick of the wise owl of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	fuchsia charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	experienced tip jar	0		Experience: +2
2955	small adequate yam candy	2	good	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	ghostly rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	huge delicious tube of cranberry Go-Goo	10	awesome	
2959	rum barrel charrrm bracelet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2960	adequate snack-sized single-serving herbal stuffing	2	good	
2961	adequate packet of tofurkey gravy	3	good	
2962	moldy tofurkey nugget	3	crappy	
2963	blurry rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	lime green blinking mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	unsweetened tarnished Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 68
2968	activated adjusted wet Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 38
2969	gigantic stale creamsicle	8	decent	
2970	lousy olive cream stout	3	decent	
2971	Sherlock's curmudgel of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	twirling experienced grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	lime green cool tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2976	lousy strong bilge wine	5	decent	
2977	Temple Grandin's witty rapier	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2978	energetic yohohoyo of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2979	aerosolized fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	skewed booty chest charrrm bracelet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	narrow copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	arcane researcher's copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	skewed curative tongue charrrm bracelet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2988	bouncing bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	wholesome clingfilm trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	bouncing scandalous energetic clingfilm cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	frosty clingfilm slippers	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	decent vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	good	
2994	pressed improved true grit	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 31
2995	frightening crafty savvy buoybottoms	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	gray grungy flannel shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2997	manspreader's arcane researcher's grungy bandana	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	pulsating thinker's grassy cutlass	0		Mysticality: +10
2999	upside-down Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	skewed Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	aromatic pegleg	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3002	zippy lamé pants	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	yellow shaking scorching enormous hoop earring	0		Hot Damage: +25
3004	gravedigger's costume sword of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	flame-retardant rainbow pearl earring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	up-at-dawn electrified rainbow pearl necklace	0		Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	tumbling perfumed rainbow pearl ring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	huge dance instructor's Idol of Ak'gyxoth of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +100
3010	greasy Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	gray simple key	0		
3014	skewed blurry ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	pulsating foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	spinning all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	blurry medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	artisanal corpse on the beach	3	super EPIC	
3026	mediocre strong corpsetini	5	decent	
3027	acceptable corpsedriver	3	good	
3028	fortified acceptable Corpse Island iced tea	5	good	
3029	tolerable twirling red-headed corpse	3	good	
3030	strong acceptable bouncing kamicorpse-ee	5	good	
3031	aged fancy skewed corpsel	3	awesome	Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 45
3032	perfectly mixed corpsebite	3	EPIC	
3033	mirror lime green spinning deadly pirate fledges	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Look like a Pirate
3034	lime green piece of thirteen	0		
3035	thick adequate jittery pearl onion	5	good	
3036	adequate sea biscuit	3	good	
3037	watered-down perfectly mixed shaking bottle of rum	2	EPIC	
3038	hand-crafted weak wobbly blue blurry bottle of black-label rum	2	EPIC	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	mirror voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	blue Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	squat metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	low-calorie flavorless nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	moldy miniature blurry purple nanite-infested candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	toothsome nanite-infested fruitcake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	bad practically non-alcoholic nanite-infested eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	huge upside-down El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	green blinking fireproof eyepatch	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	fortified cutlass	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3052	supercool breeches	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	vacuum-sealed denatured blurry candy heart	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	cold-filtered pulsating cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	metallic foil cat ears of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	fuchsia iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	mirror theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	spinning LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	twirling perfumed cyborg doll	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	energetic toy maglev monorail	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	skewed dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	twirling laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	blurry plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	huge carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	skewed Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	beefcake's marionette collective	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	shaking monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	skewed toasty borg sock monkey	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	up-at-dawn roboduck-on-a-string of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	narrow mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	beefcake's strapping biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Muscle: 30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	greedy sage C.B.F.G.	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	stanky supercool biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	quadruple-dry jittery vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	olive vibrating handmade hobby horse	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	baleful ball-in-a-cup	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	mirror skewed rosewater-soaked set of jacks	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	spoiled laser-broiled pear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	yellow friendly supercharged polyalloy shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	blinking fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	twirling killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	blurry ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	upside-down robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	squat sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	upside-down unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	family-friendly electrified vibrating cyborg knife	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	scorching immense cyborg hand of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	sharpshooter's quilted cyborg stompin' boot of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	wobbly gray deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	twirling Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	cyan Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	pulsating Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	blinking divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	ghostly divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	huge divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	aerosolized energized pulsating fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 41
3125	pressed non-adjusted maroon piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 25
3126	teal hobo nickel	0		
3127	skewed sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	moldy roasted marshmallow	4	crappy	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	stale tin cup of mulligan stew	4	decent	
3132	mirror Socratic smartaleck's flamin' bindle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1
3133	savvy freezin' bindle of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100
3134	asbestos-lined stinkin' bindle of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
3135	smelly sharpshooter's bindle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3136	zippy dog trainer's sleazy bindle	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20
3137	bouncing cyan greasy 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3138	green toasty Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Hot Damage: +5
3139	Hodgman's imaginary hamster of the storm of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +20
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	veiny panhandle panhandling hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	occult cup of infinite pencils	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Aura: 1
3143	scorching Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3144	shaking a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	red El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	gray El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	olive El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	red El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	narrow El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	concentrated warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 39
3160	aerosolized boiled irradiated pulsating humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 25
3161	modified nitrogenated huge El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 48
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	tumbling broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	super-ionized boiled mirror twirling seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 49
3169	massive moldy turtle soup	6	crappy	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	squat evil paper umbrella of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3173	frozen blinking evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 61
3174	spoiled evil boring spaghetti	3	crappy	
3175	moldy snack-sized spinning evil noodles	2	crappy	
3176	spoiled half-sized fuchsia evil noodles	2	crappy	
3177	decent evil painful penne pasta	4	good	
3178	moldy diet 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	1	crappy	
3179	moldy wobbly evil ravioli della hippy	4	crappy	
3180	huge rotten evil noodles	9	crappy	
3181	alkaline blinking purple evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 12
3182	polymerized moist blurry evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 55
3183	quadruple-electrified mirror evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 34
3184	irradiated energized blinking evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 13
3185	electrified oxidized huge green evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 21
3186	energized blue twirling evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 13
3187	non-concentrated galvanized evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 65
3188	watered-down artisanal an evil sump'm sump'm	2	super EPIC	
3189	drinkable ghostly evil ducha de oro	3	good	
3190	drinkable jittery evil horizontal tango	3	good	
3191	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic narrow evil roll in the hay	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3192	pulsating tumbling naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	spinning naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	forbidden origami pasties	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	zippy deadly origami riding crop of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	huge lump of coal	0		
3200	mirror lump of diamond	0		
3201	upside-down thick padded envelope	0		
3202	inspector's Jeselnik's stanky KoL Con IV Pole	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	blue dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	tumbling dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	bouncing dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	ghostly dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	red dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	upside-down notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	skewed red dwarvish document	0		
3213	ghostly dwarvish paper	0		
3214	upside-down ghostly dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	teal overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	skewed jittery Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	wicked Herculean glowstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	tumbling sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	red ghostly hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	mirror lion tamer's beefcake's gatorskin umbrella	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +2
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	blurry skewed sewer wad	0		
3225	acceptable watered-down green bottle of sewage schnapps	2	good	
3226	extra-dry artisanal lime green bottle of Ooze-O	5	EPIC	
3227	normal C.H.U.M. chum	3	good	
3228	bland unfortunate dumplings	3	decent	
3229	squat decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	enhanced diffused irradiated oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 13
3231	fuchsia extremely unsafe tattered paper crown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	delicious bite-sized vanilla-frosted king cake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	narrow Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	skewed purple Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	wobbly Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	frosty Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	rosy-cheeked slick Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's Ol' Scratch's ash can of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	ghostly friendly pink plastic baby	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	reassuring experienced Frosty's silk hat	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	Jack Frost's careful Frosty's carrot	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	auspicious reassuring sharpshooter's Frosty's nailbat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	toasty hardy Oscus's pelt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	spinning zippy avaricious curative Wand of Oscus	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	supercharged wholesome Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	pulsating wool Zombo's skullcap of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	MacGyver's veiny Zombo's shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	maroon Zombo's grievous greaves of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	dangerous Da Vinci's supercool Chester's moustache	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	gravedigger's razor-sharp Chester's bag of candy	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	upside-down banded sinister Chester's cutoffs	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	upside-down candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	wobbly bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	red mirror bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	purple bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	liquefied colloidal concentrated handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 49
3269	vacuum-sealed dry shaking lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 12
3270	concentrated magnetized narrow handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 34
3271	skewed lion tamer's crotchety pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	red medical-grade Saccharine Maple pendant	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	stylish willowy bonnet	0		Moxie: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	mirror Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	twirling studded belt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	red personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	gray plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	bouncing Temple Grandin's stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	moldy salad	3	crappy	
3284	upside-down twirling Annie Oakley's C.H.U.M. lantern of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3285	green aromatic C.H.U.M. knife	0		Stench Resistance: +1
3286	wobbly rosewater-soaked Frosty's snowball sack	0		Stench Resistance: +3
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	yellow secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	purple mirror adorable seal larva	0		
3293	mirror untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	twirling stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	skewed sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	yellow Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	mirror fuchsia Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	shaking The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	gray sealskin drum of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	MacGyver's washboard shield	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	Oprah's spaghetti-box banjo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	twirling experienced marinara jug	0		Experience: +2, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	mirror electrified makeshift castanets	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	narrow pulsating horrifying left-handed melodica	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	modified epic wad	1	EPIC	
3317	bottlecap of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3318	Herculean corncob pipe	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
3319	blurry Mr. Joe's bangles of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
3320	frayed rope belt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3321	lime green packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	lard-coated Samson's mayfly bait necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	tolerable watered-down bouncing blurry jar of fermented pickle juice	2	good	
3326	pickled mirror bouncing voodoo snuff	1	good	Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 5
3327	huge tasty extra-greasy slider	7	awesome	
3328	skewed twirling wizardly crumpled felt fedora of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	yellow grievous battered top-hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	banded shapeless wide-brimmed hat of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	blinking sharpshooter's mostly rat-hide leggings of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	bouncing lightning-fast hobo dungarees of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	narrow miser's cool patched suit-pants	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	upside-down lime green hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	shaking rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	blurry dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	jittery lard-coated studded dead guy's memento	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	yummy narrow wobbly banquet	4	awesome	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	blue The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	squat hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	fuchsia air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	purple comfy coffin	0		
3348	squat mattress	0		
3349	squat dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	drinkable mirror Ralph IX cognac	3	good	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	bouncing zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	nitrogenated double-frozen wobbly green llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	moldy banana-frosted king cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	Jeselnik's brown plastic baby	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	spinning skewed olive tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	small flavorless mole molé	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	perfectly mixed weak Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	electrified teal tumbling Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	nitrogenated upside-down digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	dehydrated blue spinning glimmering roc feather	1	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	vaporized fuchsia glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	vaporized skewed glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	altered narrow glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	boiled green wobbly glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	compressed huge glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	mirror Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	skewed Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	up-at-dawn gravedigger's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
3381	jittery healthy Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
3382	sizzling Socratic Ol' Scratch's manacles of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
3383	nasty dance instructor's Chester's sunglasses of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
3384	narrow gravedigger's therapeutic Chester's muscle shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3385	deadly Rosewater's Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
3386	greedy Zombo's shoulder blade of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +20
3387	skewed flame-wreathed studded Zombo's skull ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	greasy Frosty's arm	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
3390	sizzling chaotic studded Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
3391	twirling Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	narrow ribald Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	Samson's Oscus's flypaper pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	narrow mirror up-at-dawn friendly Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	twirling shaking Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of the blizzard of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	Lo Pan's MacGyver's Hodgman's bow tie	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
3398	tolerable weak Hodgman's blanket	2	good	
3399	mediocre jar of squeeze	3	decent	
3400	normal huge bowl of fishysoisse	9	good	
3401	unsweetened deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 30
3402	pickled wet pulsating concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 62
3403	teal lewd playing card	0		
3404	shaking teal hardened deck of lewd playing cards of Tarzan of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3405	hale Hodgman's sock	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
3406	deadly Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Weapon Damage: +5
3407	ghostly spinning crafty Hodgman's almanac	0		Maximum MP: +10
3408	shaking educational Hodgman's harmonica	0		Experience: +1
3409	blinking flame-wreathed Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
3410	skewed rosy-cheeked Hodgman's detector	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
3411	arcane researcher's Hodgman's cane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	ghostly Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	maroon hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	ghostly box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	modified diffused yellow sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 40
3423	cold-filtered wobbly frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 46
3424	concentrated fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 19
3425	flattened cyan garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 69
3426	aerosolized polymerized huge strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 30
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	improved Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 20
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	pulsating cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	blurry olive spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	deadly Newton's stirring stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +5
3436	bouncing dance instructor's smooth Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3437	horrifying medical-grade supercool Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3438	shaking narrow coward's hale Sinatra's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	twisted mirror prismatic wad	1	awesome	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	upside-down gray padded club of the five seasons	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	coward's rainbow crossbow	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	sizzling webbed comic mask	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	Oprah's six-rainbow shield of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	wobbly cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	pulsating cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	narrow cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	purple squat cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	fuchsia family-friendly trusty torch	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	blue razor-sharp Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
3458	double-polarized cold-filtered STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 55
3459	artisanal white-label gin	4	EPIC	
3460	normal miniature pulsating jittery tin rations	2	good	
3461	bouncing haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	acceptable bottle of sake	3	good	
3464	Jeselnik's round pebble	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
3465	bland huge huge Bash-Ōs cereal	6	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	miser's MacGyver's haiku katana of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	Herculean plastic baby	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	decent immense huge wobbly blueberry-frosted king cake	6	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	gray bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	tumbling damp boot	0		
3472	frightening lion tamer's shellacked Seasonal Beret	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	gray Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	deionized cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 31
3475	enhanced bouncing blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 22
3476	diffused quantum adjusted plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 32
3477	liquefied enhanced pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
3478	nitrogenated peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 29
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	bouncing passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	pressed dry ionized glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 57
3486	twirling dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	fuchsia pristine fish scale	0		
3489	spoiled beefy fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	tasty glistening fish meat	3	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	moldy slick fish meat	4	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	blinking fish scimitar of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100
3493	rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's fish stick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3
3494	shaking smartaleck's fish bazooka of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3495	anodized ionized jittery gray bouncing sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 63
3496	tarnished chilled twirling bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 66
3497	acceptable bottle of Pete's Sake	3	good	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	bouncing purple beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	bland canapés	3	decent	
3502	altered upside-down thermos of brew	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	watered-down bad enchanted blinking glass of brandy	2	decent	Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	blinking French slippers	0		
3505	yellow inspector's LWA ring	0		Item Drop: +15
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	spinning Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	blurry scratch 'n' sniff sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	fuchsia scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	ganger bandana of the ox of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	cyan eel skin	0		
3517	wool eelskin hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	careful eelskin pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	avaricious eelskin shield	0		Meat Drop: +30, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	squat shark tooth	0		
3521	maroon Van der Graaf medical-grade shark tooth necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3522	perfumed hardened shark jumper	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +5
3523	triple-dry blinking shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 30
3524	pickled wobbly eel battery	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 14
3525	quantum tarnished teal temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 48
3526	bouncing educational scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Experience: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	upside-down mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	huge mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	spinning mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	twirling cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	blinking plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	jittery plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	skewed plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	pulsating plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	wobbly skewed depleted Grimacite hammer of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	smelly depleted Grimacite gravy boat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	Sherlock's medical-grade depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	purple censurious depleted Grimacite grappling hook of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	hardy wholesome depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	squat supercharged depleted Grimacite shinguards of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	foul-smelling Oprah's depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	huge green narrow electrified beefy KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	lime green greasy propeller beanie	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	grievous Newton's strapping straw hat	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	Tesla studded octopus's spade of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3553	upside-down soggy seed packet	0		
3554	mirror bouncing tumbling glob of slime	0		
3555	rotten tiny lime green sea carrot	1	crappy	
3556	tasty sea cucumber	3	awesome	
3557	decent tumbling sea avocado	4	good	
3558	bland diet sea lychee	1	decent	
3559	decent miniature sea tangelo	2	good	
3560	adequate low-calorie pulsating sea honeydew	1	good	
3561	irradiated wet pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 19
3562	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed nitrogenated blurry pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 12
3563	double-pressed pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 54
3564	perfectly mixed berry-infused sake	4	EPIC	
3565	artisanal citrus-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3566	weak drinkable mirror melon-infused sake	2	good	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	double-paned experienced sponge helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	thinker's spongy shield of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100
3570	prompt greedy square sponge pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	spinning slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	upside-down candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	purple wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	tiny spoiled rice	1	crappy	
3584	adequate twirling irradiated candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	yummy super-sized gingerbread mutant bugbear	5	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	aged oozenog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	anodized tarnished sugar plum	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	quadruple-enhanced denatured sugar banana	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	deionized chilled sugar lime	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	polarized diffused huge sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	Mer-kin hookspear of wisdom of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Drops Meat
3592	skewed Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	polarized non-polarized Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 27
3596	shaking imitation crab crate	0		
3597	tumbling imitation crab meat	0		
3598	green imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	reassuring dog trainer's moist sailor's cap of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	stanky speargun of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
3601	sinister compass	0		Spell Damage: +10
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	twirling squat porthole	0		
3604	twirling rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	up-at-dawn greasy diving helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	supercool aerated diving helmet of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	green das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	tumbling imitation whetstone	0		
3611	pressed huge sea grease	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 25
3612	shaking sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	frozen unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	tumbling The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	wobbly mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	huge pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	parasitic claw of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	jittery auspicious parasitic tentacles	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	Fonzie's parasitic headgnawer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	healthy parasitic strangleworm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	oxidized super-wet jittery Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	scandalous elven socks of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	teal wizardly elven gloves of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	wobbly Socratic festive holiday hat of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	friendly patent shoes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	Jim Carey's gray bow tie of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	blurry Sinatra's penguin thesaurus of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	normal gray blurry blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	spinning teal dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	smartaleck's depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	artisanal canteen of wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	thick normal squat elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	upside-down map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	delicious jumbo toast with jam	5	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	blurry antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	enchanted irresponsibly strong acceptable elven moonshine	9	good	Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	half-sized tasty huge knuckle sandwich	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	squat Van der Graaf rosy-cheeked psycho sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	squat fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	perfumed plastic Mob Penguin	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	tumbling Newton's plastic mutant elf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	strapping plastic fat stack of cash	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	chaotic plastic strand of DNA	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	family-friendly plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	blinking Putty mitre of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	maroon Tesla wholesome Putty leotard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	steel-toed Putty ball	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	avaricious auspicious Putty snake of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	bouncing dog trainer's Newton's glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	padded glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	bland can of franks 'n' beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	artisanal bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	red throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	shaking Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	squat Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	upside-down up-at-dawn diving muff	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3678	tolerable salinated mint julep	3	good	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	fuchsia esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	teal bouncing globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	flavorless tempura carrot	4	decent	
3685	normal tempura cucumber	3	good	
3686	immense rotten tempura avocado	10	crappy	
3687	stale miniature lime green jittery sea broccoli	2	decent	
3688	miniature adequate bouncing sea cauliflower	2	good	
3689	small spoiled mirror tempura broccoli	2	crappy	
3690	half-sized spoiled jittery tempura cauliflower	2	crappy	
3691	tasty sea blueberry	3	awesome	
3692	special bite-sized yummy sea persimmon	1	awesome	Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 30
3693	energized dry teal bouncing pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 28
3694	cold-filtered quantum pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 19
3695	Mer-kin digpick of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
3696	maroon anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	blinking velcro ore	0		
3699	tumbling teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	squat tumbling marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	pulsating spinning waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	lime green Temple Grandin's clever crafty velcro broadsword	0		Maximum MP: 30, Familiar Weight: +7
3706	coward's therapeutic velcro paddle ball of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3707	shaking olive hardened occult velcro shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
3708	yellow sizzling sharpshooter's extremely unsafe velcro boots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
3709	blinking huge Temple Grandin's steel-toed non-stick pugil stick	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7
3710	sizzling Van der Graaf studded teflon spatula	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3711	lard-coated foul-smelling beefcake's teflon shield	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3712	therapeutic teflon swim fins of dire peril of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3713	huge horrifying nippy 7-inch discus	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
3714	teal veiny padded PVC staff of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3715	pulsating coward's deadly vinyl shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -20
3716	extremely unsafe weightlifter's vinyl boots of incineration	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3717	ghostly decaying oar	0		
3718	shaking fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	twirling decaying paddle	0		
3722	ghostly tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	maroon spinning bouncing possessed tomato	0		
3727	spinning Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	yellow pile of coins	0		
3729	jittery twirling hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	glass gnoll eye of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
3732	cold-filtered nitrogenated triple-aerosolized mirror huge squat cigar butt	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 52
3733	purple groovy boxer's manly bloomers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	huge teal Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	huge fat wallet	0		
3736	avaricious handwarmer of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
3737	aromatic frosty lighter	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
3738	adequate packet of beer nuts	4	good	
3739	tumbling Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	teal handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	pressed squat jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 60
3743	skewed unstable quark	0		
3744	lime green software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	wobbly vampire pearl	0		
3747	mirror narrow mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	diffused spinning concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 27
3750	ghostly supercharged vampire pearl earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3751	rotten special squat chocolate chip brownies	4	crappy	Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 30
3753	wobbly Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	non-aerosolized super-vacuum-sealed adjusted wobbly spinning love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	vacuum-sealed altered love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	quadruple-diffused altered love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	pressed super-unsweetened twirling love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	tarnished activated love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	modified love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	energized breath mint	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 17
3761	mirror sinister vampire pearl ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3762	green experienced vampire pearl necklace	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
3763	lousy yellow slug of vodka	3	decent	
3764	artisanal practically non-alcoholic slug of rum	1	EPIC	
3765	mediocre practically non-alcoholic slug of shochu	1	decent	
3766	acceptable fancy screwdiver	3	good	Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 45
3767	enchanted lousy dew yoana lei	3	decent	Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 15
3768	delicious lychee chuhai	4	awesome	
3769	hand-crafted purple salacious screwdiver	4	EPIC	
3770	lousy narrow dew yoana salacious lei	4	decent	
3771	acceptable practically non-alcoholic salacious lychee chuhai	1	good	
3772	tolerable blurry Alewife&trade; Ale	3	good	
3773	wobbly seaode	0		
3774	tumbling map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	huge savvy pink pinkslip slip of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	avaricious sea salt scrubs of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30
3778	huge Jack Frost's smooth amber aviator shades of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: 75, Single Equip
3779	triple-deionized wet hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 51
3780	supercharged nurse's hat of temperance of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	green blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	dehydrated pulsating bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 50
3783	denatured yellow mirror huge bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	narrow paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	teal vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	huge jittery shaking crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twirling twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	red rosewater-soaked friendly educational Mer-kin roundshield	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +3
3804	mansplainer's strapping Mer-kin breastplate	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15
3805	horrifying Newton's Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	jittery Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	polymerized ionized ionized Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 51
3808	skewed Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	squat Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	squat yellow upside-down Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	normal upside-down chocolate-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	huge sharpshooter's plastic baby	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	red midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	fancy adequate gray sea radish	3	good	Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 50
3818	blurry censurious weightlifter's halibut of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	blue greasy water-polo mitt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3821	quantum ionized oxidized cyan syringe	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 37
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	tarnished ionized wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 13
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	blurry plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	spoiled snack-sized lime green tempura radish	2	crappy	
3830	aromatic water-polo cap	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	acceptable Typical Tavern swill	3	good	
3832	artisanal practically non-alcoholic narrow tropical swill	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3833	artisanal distilled fancy fruity girl swill	5	EPIC	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 15
3834	smooth blended swill	4	awesome	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	gray hardened supercool Rosewater's Elvish sunglasses of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	fuchsia boxer's anniversary safety glass vest	0		Muscle Percent: +10
3838	razor-sharp anniversary burlap belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3839	clever anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Maximum MP: +20
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	lard-coated anniversary pewter cape	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3842	dance instructor's out-of-tune biwa	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3843	frosty dented harmonica	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3844	greasy toasty magic whistle	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3845	shaking plastic blowgun of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3846	flame-wreathed steel-toed jungle drum of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3847	deadly hippy bongo	0		Weapon Damage: +5
3848	knob bugle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
3849	brainy 4-dimensional guitar of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25
3850	flame-retardant boxing glove	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3851	purple scandalous boxing glove on a spring of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
3852	wool experienced half-sized guitar	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +1
3853	pulsating Usain Bolt's vibrating bass drum	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
3854	wobbly healthy pixel boomerang	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3855	beefcake's world's smallest violin of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25
3856	pulsating smelly baleful wicked ocarina of space	0		Spell Damage: 30, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3857	hardy a butt tuba	0		Maximum HP: +50
3858	arcane researcher's bone flute	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3859	ghostly greasy infernal fife	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3860	blinking bouncing groovy charming flute	0		Moxie Percent: +10
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	rosy-cheeked grass whistle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30
3863	medical-grade dance instructor's plastic guitar	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3864	wobbly slick finger cymbals	0		Moxie: +10
3865	cyan forbidden kettle drum of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50
3866	twirling blue reassuring double-barreled sling of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100
3867	stanky magilaser blastercannon of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3868	bouncing up-at-dawn Jim Carey's hanky&#363;	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +5, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	energetic ultimate ultimate frisbee of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3870	blurry stolen office supplies	0		
3871	purple pulsating nasty wicked office-supply crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5
3872	skewed frosty pocket theremin	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3873	brawny rave whistle of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	pulsating torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	tumbling hellseal disguise	0		
3881	resourceful banded fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	super-deionized quadruple-quantum spinning vial of slime	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 49
3886	super-boiled modified vial of slime	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 11
3887	modified nitrogenated teal narrow vial of slime	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 45
3888	concentrated deionized modified vial of slime	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 15
3889	improved vial of slime	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 52
3890	deionized aerosolized vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 65
3891	magnetized Vulcanized vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 55
3892	electrified denatured vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 12
3893	polymerized boiled huge vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 29
3894	frozen super-chilled vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 15
3895	wet chilled vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 30
3896	warmed vacuum-sealed wet vial of slime	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 58
3897	magnetized ionized purple skewed vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 39
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	blinking figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	green squat figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	olive figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	blinking figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	upside-down figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	red imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	bad practically non-alcoholic mirror blended swill with a fly in it	1	decent	
3914	mirror turtle wax	0		
3915	Tesla turtle wax shield	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3916	turtle wax helmet of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	hale turtle wax greaves	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	yellow tumbling ruddy meat shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3919	fuchsia bouncing turtlemail bits	0		
3920	Usain Bolt's weightlifter's turtlemail coif	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	blurry forbidden razor-sharp turtlemail breeches	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	huge upside-down manspreader's turtlemail hauberk of courage	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
3923	blurry ghostly yellow hedgeturtle	0		
3924	bouncing Tesla spiky turtle helmet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	careful spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	shaking teal foul-smelling Tesla spiky turtle shield	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	shaking syncopated turtle	0		
3929	purple grinning turtle	0		
3930	ionized ionized maroon skewed tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 52
3931	purple skewed Samson's severed flipper of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	teal ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	executive rock-hard bad-ass club	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	quadruple-aerosolized quantum hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 54
3936	pressed tarnished scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 69
3937	extra-adjusted wet fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 38
3938	groovy club of corruption	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	blurry boxer's corrupt club of corruption	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	corrupt club of corrupt corruption of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	ghostly hardened Newton's thinker's evil-ass club	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	prompt energetic nasty-ass club of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	miser's infernal toilet brush of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	scorching toasty shadowy seal eye	0		Hot Damage: 30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	oyster egg balloon of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	jittery wobbly Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	shaking treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	skewed Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mirror mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	brawny bejeweled cufflinks	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
3959	blinking shellacked garish pinky ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3960	designer sunglasses of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3961	arcane researcher's opera glasses of courage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
3962	squat skewed designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	lime green cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	adjusted polarized liquefied jittery cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 24
3966	blinking padded sinister hot-ass club of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	fireproof nasty rock-hard frigid-ass club	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	mirror banded extremely unsafe groovy creepy-ass club	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	nitrogenated Vulcanized skewed sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 59
3970	gray chaotic Abyssal ember	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	super-boiled activated frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 31
3972	Da Vinci's seal spine of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	triple-adjusted quadruple-liquefied seal lube	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 13
3974	fireproof veiny mannequin leg	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	auspicious quilted padded tortoise	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10
3976	deadly dance instructor's tortoboggan	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
3977	narrow painted turtle	0		
3978	painted shield of the ox of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +100
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	tumbling torquoise	0		
3982	MacGyver's torquoise ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	purple Jack Frost's personal trainer's dueling banjo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3985	twirling soup turtle	0		
3986	blue samurai turtle	0		
3987	fuchsia horrifying samurai turtle helmet of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	blurry blinking turtle shell powder	0		
3990	narrow rosewater-soaked turtle shell helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	maroon bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	jittery infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	mixed blurry lime green agua de vida	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	upside-down experienced brawny tortoboggan shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	twirling nippy soup-chucks	0		Cold Damage: +10
4005	Vulcanized dry ionized narrow ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 63
4006	blinking memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	spinning memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	bouncing memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	spinning memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	greaves of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	huge undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	blurry therapeutic piece of rebar of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4021	mirror mansplainer's groovy sage shovel	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
4022	green smelly weightlifter's necklace of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4023	narrow crafty rosy-cheeked healthy speargun	0		Maximum HP Percent: 50, Maximum MP: +10
4024	shaking studded compass of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +100
4025	foul-smelling hardy helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	blurry fireproof MacGyver's strapping lantern	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3
4027	lime green flame-retardant stiffened greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	frosty manspreader's Fonzie's club	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
4029	squat memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	wobbly memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	huge ghostly memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	wobbly memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	delicious tiny slimy sweetbreads	1	awesome	
4038	bad wobbly slimy fermented bile bladder	3	decent	
4039	vaporized skewed bouncing slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	maroon pig-iron helm of James Dean of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	yellow rosy-cheeked studded pig-iron shinguards	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	olive shaking greedy Sherlock's pig-iron bracers	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	twirling wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	tumbling wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	pulsating wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	hale wumpus-hair whip	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	narrow gravedigger's frosty sinister wumpus-hair wig	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	greedy Jeselnik's thinker's wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	jittery wumpus-hair sweater of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	ring of teleportation of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
4052	tumbling glass of baboon milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	fancy banana milkshake	1	awesome	Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	weak drinkable ghostly White Hyborian	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	goblin hunting spear of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	skewed asbestos-lined scandalous goblin autoblowgun	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	blue narrow smooth tribal beads	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	MacGyver's stone fist of horror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	fireproof stone head	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	jittery upside-down 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	fuchsia Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	tumbling squat Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	squat essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	jittery essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	pulsating miser's censurious villainous scythe	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	rock-hard baneful bandolier of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	family-friendly diabolical crossbow of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	scandalous extremely unsafe malevolent medallion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	curative supercool corrosive cowl	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	olive censurious slick grisly shield	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	corroded breeches of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	Annie Oakley's resourceful pernicious cudgel	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	rotten tiny cupcake-in-a-cup	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	tumbling pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	half-sized yummy protein paste	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	Oprah's cyber-mattock of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	spinning squat X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	frozen flattened neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	concentrated physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	cyan small slimy cyst	0		
4093	blurry medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	beefy peawee marble	0		Muscle: +10
4096	hale brown crock marble	0		Maximum HP: +20
4097	dangerous China marble	0		Weapon Damage: +10
4098	lemonade marble of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4099	bumblebee marble of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4100	wicked jet bennie marble	0		Spell Damage: +5
4101	baleful beige clambroth marble of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
4102	mirror supercharged steely marble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4103	beach ball marble of James Dean of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15
4104	catseye marble of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4105	blinking nippy bumboozer marble	0		Cold Damage: +10
4106	ruddy chamoisole	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4107	flattened wet bitter pill	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 17
4108	lime green greasy fortified monstrous monocle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	purple family-friendly electrified musty moccasins	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	steel-toed molten medallion of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	rosy-cheeked sinister brazen bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	blinking studded bitter bowtie of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	bewitching boots of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	tumbling moist sack	0		
4116	rock-hard Samson's rickety unicycle of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4117	lightning-fast Van der Graaf Da Vinci's crusty hula hoop	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4118	upside-down studded wicked beefy Coily&trade;	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80
4119	foul-smelling energetic arcane researcher's school flying disc	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
4120	tumbling ribald curative sinister lawn dart	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4121	executive flame-retardant resourceful wagon	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
4122	cyan wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	auspicious scandalous careful crown-shaped beanie	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	inspector's personal trainer's weightlifter's hopping socks	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
4125	resourceful occult brawny poodle skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	blurry wool letterman's jacket of the dark arts of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4127	pulsating wicked dance instructor's hardened slime hat of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	censurious Herculean brainy hardened slime pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	inspector's hardened slime belt of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	mixed mirror green wobbly boot plant	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	mediocre weak sham champagne	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	chilled tempura air	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 55
4134	adjusted pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 22
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	greasy ribald therapeutic banded Bag o' Tricks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	blurry a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	wobbly a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	wobbly baleful funny paper hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	modified wet sand	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 56
4147	censurious dance instructor's charged magnet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	purple lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	non-dry upside-down dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	boiled denatured Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 60
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	ghostly gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	squat red rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	bouncing rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	weak delicious pebblebr&auml;u	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	stale rocky road ice cream	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	oxidized quadruple-colloidal children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 48
4164	colloidal Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 21
4165	aromatic arcane researcher's Staff of the Soupbone of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
4166	hardy Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	Samson's Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	avaricious Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4169	shaking wobbly 4-d camera	0		
4170	ghostly shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	lightning-fast rock helmet	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	resourceful rock pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	Newton's rock necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
4175	upside-down spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	yellow spinning Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	chilly sugar shotgun	0		Cold Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	sugar shillelagh of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	fuchsia crafty sugar shank	0		Maximum MP: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	manspreader's cool sugar chapeau of bravery	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	skewed maroon arcane researcher's sugar shorts	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	shaking slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	slime convention pin of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4188	narrow slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	sugar shirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	chilly rave visor	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	veiny baggy rave pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	pacifier necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	aromatic rock-hard Fonzie's sea cowboy hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pulsating pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	bouncing Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	yellow Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	razor-sharp stylish brand new key	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4207	dorsal fin of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	bouncing skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	smelly Jim Carey's skate blade	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	gray double-paned collapsible baton of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	nitrogenated magnetized liquefied groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 48
4219	experienced cool skate board	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	spinning stylish yield shield	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	blurry map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	mansplainer's Star of Bravery	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	yellow amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	lime green ice skate decoy	0		
4232	pulsating ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	Herculean pat&eacute; knife	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	jittery cheese-slicer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
4238	moldy beef jerky	3	crappy	
4239	lime green pipe wrench of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4240	enhanced electrified gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 69
4241	sage sleep mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	deadly sock garters	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
4243	quantum aerosolized mirror blurry mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 53
4244	Da Vinci's leather-bound tome	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
4245	pulsating bookmark	0		
4246	flame-wreathed ivory cue ball	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
4247	mediocre huge decanter of fine Scotch	3	decent	
4248	denatured maroon huge expensive cigar	1		
4249	upside-down tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	blurry fisherman's sack	0		
4251	upside-down fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	tarnished vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 64
4253	activated potion of speed	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 46
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	vacuum-sealed corrupted sap	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	bite-sized flavorless enchanted chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1	decent	Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	practically non-alcoholic lousy tumbling mulled cider	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	upside-down toasty bark boxers	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	Fonzie's bark beret	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	bark bracelet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
4267	ribald Krakrox's Loincloth of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	dog trainer's Galapagosian Cuisses of the sewer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	green jittery friendly Tesla Angelhair Culottes	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	miser's hardened Newman's Own Trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	inspector's coward's Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	tumbling groovy beefcake's Lederhosen of the Night	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	adjusted squat ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	skewed Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	pulsating family-friendly frosty dangerous Underworld truncheon	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	aromatic wicked Staff of the Woodfire of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	Samson's Underworld flail of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	skewed Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	mirror lightning-fast chilly Mer-kin bunwig	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	rosy-cheeked forbidden Sinatra's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	flame-retardant curative crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	wobbly smelly Mer-kin gladiator mask of Tarzan of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	pulsating curative dance instructor's Mer-kin scholar mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	mansplainer's brainy Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	sizzling lion tamer's Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of terror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	wool chaotic padded Mer-kin headguard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	Newton's Mer-kin waistrope	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4290	greedy friendly careful Mer-kin facecowl	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20
4291	twirling Mer-kin thighguard of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
4292	greedy Jack Frost's Mer-kin dodgeball of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	energetic fortified Mer-kin dragnet of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	cool Mer-kin switchblade of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	pulsating crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	foul-smelling careful brawny Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	avaricious electrified resourceful Brand of Violence	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	Sherlock's Lo Pan's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
4300	Tesla hardy hardened Lens of Violence	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	skewed avaricious nasty Newton's Pigsticker of Violence	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
4302	green lion tamer's experienced Jodhpurs of Violence of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	mirror Usain Bolt's lightning-fast energetic Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: 120, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	electrified energetic Girdle of Hatred of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	upside-down Jack Frost's Da Vinci's Staff of Simmering Hatred of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20
4306	squat MacGyver's Pantaloons of Hatred of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	blurry up-at-dawn Fonzie's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
4308	prompt greasy stiffened Lens of Hatred	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	bouncing quilted Treads of Loathing of extreme caution of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	wobbly shaking wizardly strapping Scepter of Loathing of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +7, Cloathing
4311	mirror lime green greedy dog trainer's hale Belt of Loathing	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	Sherlock's greasy steel-toed Goggles of Loathing	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	energetic hardy steel-toed Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cloathing
4314	hardened Jeans of Loathing of Calamity Jane of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	spinning ribald Annual Ascot	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
4316	blurry flame-wreathed chaotic slick Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	nippy MacGyver's smooth Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	blinking horrifying mansplainer's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of horror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	knitted foul-smelling energetic Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	lard-coated extremely unsafe Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	teal Annie Oakley's razor-sharp Sinatra's slick The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	asbestos-lined sharpshooter's brainy Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	MacGyver's thinker's Garter of the Turtle Poacher of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	sinister Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of terror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	wobbly Temple Grandin's Fonzie's Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	gray lightning-fast Jack Frost's rock-hard Bling of the New Wave	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	purple ghostly greedy perfumed La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the detective	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	ghostly suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	miniature yummy enchanted candy kneecapping stick	2	awesome	Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	delicious diet licorice garrote	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	twirling friendly candy knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	flavorless half-sized jawbruiser	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	flattened triple-anodized spinning chocolate car	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	cool plastic 11 Dealer	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	lime green educational plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	twirling plastic stocking mimic of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	sinister plastic Don Crimbo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	nasty plastic Crimbomination	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	improved Piddles	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	energized twirling BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	dry vacuum-sealed skewed spinning Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	blinking string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	teal gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	mirror wholesome snow hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	wizardly snow pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	blue smooth snow belly	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	wobbly pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	fuchsia Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	gray A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	wobbly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	miniature delicious expired can of franks 'n' beans	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	drinkable expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	squat tumbling snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	teal elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	galvanized skewed elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	tasty low-calorie penguin focaccia bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	acceptable weak herringcello	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	smooth blue elven cellocello	4	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	narrow handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	spinning bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	maroon Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	dog trainer's throwing wrench	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	skewed smartaleck's pair of bolt cutters	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	tumbling frosty poison pen	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	Temple Grandin's speed limit shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	gray gravedigger's friendly live wire	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	up-at-dawn padded misfit dolly	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	mirror forbidden brawny misfit hobby horse	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	shaking supercharged slick misfit teddy bear	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	miser's experienced pocketwatch on a chain	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	Tesla cement sandals of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	wizardly night-vision goggles of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	peanut brittle shield of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	horrifying coward's Red Rover BB gun	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	purple quilted red-and-green sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	shaking Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	pickled quadruple-denatured Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	moist boiled Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	quadruple-corrupted Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	wobbly Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	tumbling cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	fuchsia frightening cheese sword	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	blinking flame-retardant cheese diaper	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	cheese wheel of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	shaking cheese eye of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	lime green chilly coward's crafty Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	spinning maroon foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	mirror Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	flavorless low-calorie fancy quantum taco	0	???	Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	watered-down delicious shaking Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	teal colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	boxer's sealhide hood	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	squat up-at-dawn sealhide leggings	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	healthy sealhide cloak	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
4418	blurry perfumed sealhide buckler	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4419	pulsating curative sealhide whip	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4420	Sinatra's sealhide moccasins	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
4421	jittery beefcake's sealhide gloves	0		Muscle: +25
4422	red sealhide belt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	frozen altered bouncing huge sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 59
4426	narrow hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	horrifying glowstick on a string	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Raveosity: +1
4429	rosewater-soaked candy necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	auspicious teddybear backpack	0		Item Drop: +10, Raveosity: +1
4431	blue NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	galvanized narrow red invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	colloidal modified irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	altered irritability potion	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	squat guard turtle shell of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	baleful crowbar	0		Spell Damage: +25
4442	spaghetti cult rosary of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
4443	spaghetti cult mask of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	fuchsia deadly spangly mariachi pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	spinning smooth spangly mariachi vest of temperance	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4447	bouncing supercharged spangly sombrero	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	modified yellow squat Instant Karma	1	crappy	
4449	mirror huge painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	blinking map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	horrifying pointy hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	aromatic machetito	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	jittery quilted lawnmower blade	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	blurry Fonzie's The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	blurry wholesome snailmail coif of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	toasty supercharged snailmail breeches	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	spinning shellacked Da Vinci's snailmail hauberk	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7
4461	anodized deionized colloidal seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19
4462	aerosolized chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 35
4463	electrified blue chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 68
4464	denatured quantum blurry green chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 65
4465	polymerized chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 17
4466	improved dry chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 40
4467	polarized diffused ghostly chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 57
4468	twirling upside-down Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	skewed BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	skewed razor-sharp BRICKO hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	gray scandalous BRICKO pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	personal trainer's BRICKO sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	mirror purple BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	mirror BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	narrow BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	narrow BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	jittery BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	shaking BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	prompt BRICKO bulwark	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	blinking ghostly BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	upside-down gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	tumbling gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	bouncing BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	pulsating extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	liquefied denatured super-ionized recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 20
4498	non-modified adjusted double-quantum yellow recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 60
4499	non-alkaline concentrated recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 47
4500	improved improved recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 38
4501	activated super-quantum skewed recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 61
4502	aerosolized recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 67
4503	dry shaking recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	wobbly Rosewater's brainy heart of the volcano	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30
4505	quadruple-flattened super-altered Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 12
4506	blurry puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	tumbling Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	concentrated double-enhanced &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	tumbling reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	enchanted adequate big walrus ice cream	5	good	Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	bland gigantic beautiful soup	6	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	toothsome miniature Humpty Dumplings	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	toothsome fancy Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	4	awesome	Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	distilled lousy missing wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	decent matter custard	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	quadruple-chilled red pulsating comfit?	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	aromatic medical-grade flamingo mallet	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	cyan croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	huge Tiger-lily's milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	yellow sizzling eye of the Tiger-lily of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	wig of the wise owl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	decent donut	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	huge spoiled upside-down bucket of honey	6	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	ghostly smartaleck's elephant stinger of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	decent tiny dragon snaps	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	shaking Rosewater's snapdragon pistil	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	upside-down puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	stale rook cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	rotten bishop cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	adequate small knight cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	bland half-sized king cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	decent bite-sized queen cookie	1	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	executive insane tophat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	upside-down blinking Jim Carey's deadly helm of the knight	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	twirling executive rosewater-soaked wristwatch of the knight	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	miser's dog trainer's trousers of the knight	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	tophat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	twirling Da Vinci's tie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
4543	tuxedo pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	narrow porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	red caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	yellow carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	asbestos-lined detour shield	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	jittery lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	blinking dollar sign	0		
4558	cyan equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	huge map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	bad world's most unappetizing beverage	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	slippery when wet shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	immense decent raisin	7	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	mansplainer's flyest of shirts of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	flavorless massive twirling huge a dance upon the palate	8	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	special normal prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	good	Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	twirling Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	gigantic normal wobbly squirmy violent party snack	9	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	spinning dance instructor's can-you-dig-it?	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	mirror meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	pressed denatured Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	skewed therapeutic school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	fireproof padded T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	delicious mirror olive six wedges of goat cheese	4	awesome	
4585	twirling huge collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	Annie Oakley's pixel whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
4590	pulsating lightning-fast pixel chain whip	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	pixel morning star of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	upside-down skewed pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	upside-down cyan pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	olive bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	artisanal ghostly plastic cup of beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	wobbly bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	blinking stiffened Fonzie's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	adequate skewed sun-dried tofu	3	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	weak bad soyburger juice	2	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	quantum essential soy	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	triple-dry Vulcanized essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	lime green jittery souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	Crown of Thrones of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Cinco Mayo Lager	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	blurry frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	blurry purple Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	frozen double-ionized chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	special rotten pawn cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	modified wobbly lime green coffee pixie stick	1	awesome	Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	yellow superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	tumbling parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	dangerous plastic spider ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	plastic kazoo of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	bouncing grievous inflatable baseball bat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	Newton's googly-star hat of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	pulsating googly-ball hat of the cougar of chilblains	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	Temple Grandin's veiny googly-heart hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	scandalous super-sweet boom box of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	censurious energetic strapping sinister demon mask	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	stiffened sinister streetfighting champion's belt of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	Jack Frost's hardy Space Trip safety headphones of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	grievous LARP carp	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4641	perfumed KoL Con Six Pack of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
4642	Gregarious Gregorian Smock of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
4643	frosty rxr shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	studded Juju Mojo Mask of Gandalf of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	sizzling space trooper helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	stanky toasty extremely unsafe Meteoid ice beam	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	baleful smartaleck's brawny Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	ghostly tumbling chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	upside-down ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	hardy experienced ironic knit cap	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	ironic battle spoon	0		Item Drop: +5
4655	inspector's auspicious resourceful ironic jogging shorts	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: 25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	stanky mole skin notebook	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	blurry medical-grade blackberry galoshes	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4660	family-friendly trout fang of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	decent poisonous caviar	3	good	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	quadruple-pressed polarized liquefied wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	foul-smelling Ellsbury's skull of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	Van der Graaf hot plate	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Thorns: 1
4666	jittery Lo Pan's imp unity ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30
4667	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
4668	observational glasses of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
4669	wobbly hale hilarious comedy prop	0		Maximum HP: +20
4670	tumbling beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	watered-down tolerable enchanted booze-soaked cherry	2	good	Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 50
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	tasty half-sized skewed marshmallow	2	awesome	
4674	bland huge blinking sponge cake	10	decent	
4675	tolerable triple-distilled blinking gin-soaked blotter paper	10	good	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	blue smoked potsherd	0		
4681	ruddy pottery shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	executive smartaleck's pottery hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	blurry Sinatra's pottery training pants of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	olive careful pottery club	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	wizardly pottery yo-yo	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	upside-down fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	pulsating fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	teal fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	mirror crafty Rosewater's Greatest American Pants of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	deadly fossilized necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	skewed fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	twirling waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	frightening red-hot medallion	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	wobbly fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	jittery sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	mirror fuchsia immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	tasty lemon popsicle	3	awesome	
4715	thick toothsome popsicle	5	awesome	
4716	flavorless miniature upside-down strawberry popsicle	2	decent	
4717	moldy shaking liver popsicle	3	crappy	
4718	family-friendly mariachi hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	yellow frosty Hollandaise helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	moldy liver and let pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	bland half-sized badass pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	adequate skewed shoo-fish pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	decent big teal piping organ pie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	adequate pulsating igloo pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	super-sized decent stomach turnover	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	big bland blurry dead lights pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	toothsome gray upside-down throbbing organ pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	lard-coated stop shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	ghostly nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	ghostly fuchsia kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	shaking rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	shaking prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	purple greasy beer-soaked mop	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4738	mediocre blurry day-old beer	3	decent	
4739	mediocre plain beer	3	decent	
4740	delicious yellow overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	4	awesome	
4741	gray smiling rat	0		
4742	blue rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	alkaline ionized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 48
4745	tarnished dry Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 26
4746	warmed tarnished jittery Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 22
4747	normal low-calorie twirling bone meal	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	high-proof mediocre blurry bone aperitif	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	Samson's bonerang	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	beefy bone and arrows	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	narrow chaotic boning knife	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	dog trainer's bone crusher	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	clever bone spurs	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	yellow ribald thinker's bonedanna	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	lightning-fast stiffened boneana hammock	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	mirror bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	Vulcanized dry candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	bouncing pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	decent thick tumbling pumpkin pie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	bad pumpkin beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	adjusted twirling pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	green pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	Oprah's hardy shin gourds	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	mirror Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's hale Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	shaking Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	blue Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	blurry Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	green Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	huge Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	adequate special CRIMBCOIDS mints	3	good	Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	jittery can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	spoiled pulsating CRIMBCOLOAF	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	bland circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	decent	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	skewed Usain Bolt's plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	MacGyver's plastic fax machine	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	tumbling knitted plastic hobo elf	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	Da Vinci's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	wobbly rock-hard plastic Best Game Ever	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	bouncing hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	upside-down robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	huge robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	blue robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	cyan robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	bouncing squat robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	toothsome triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	awesome	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	moldy square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	smooth bindlestocking of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	tumbling Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the brute of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	greedy supercool Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	frosty crafty Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	Van der Graaf Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	ribald weightlifter's Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	mirror boxer's Uncle Hobo's belt of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	corrupted twirling chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	gift-a-pult of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	triple-irradiated twirling skewed holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	teal CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	jittery jittery bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	spinning sharpshooter's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	mirror jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	squat CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	blurry deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	perfumed Jeselnik's scorching paperclip-on tie	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	huge energetic paperclip pants of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	veiny deadly paperclip turban of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	paperclip cape of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	skewed jittery glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	blinking photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	skewed gaudy key	0		
4875	twirling BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	polarized quadruple-ionized polarized chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	polarized upside-down bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	ionized incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	liquefied boiled myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	hand-crafted weak CRIMBCO wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	flavorless toe jam toast	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	ghostly traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	decent huge traffic jam toast	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	stale space jam toast	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	non-quantum motivational poster	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	tumbling bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	gigantic adequate festive sausage	9	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	miniature spoiled holiday cheese log	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	savvy BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	sizzling wholesome BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	beefcake's BGE pocket calendar	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	spinning experienced BGE plastic toy	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	mirror spinning steel-toed stapler bear	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	red adhesive tape dolly of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	narrow Rosewater's scissor duck	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	blurry jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	Seven Loco of the blizzard of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	wool Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	censurious Loathing Legion moondial	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	spinning slick Loathing Legion necktie	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	rosy-cheeked Loathing Legion knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	blurry fireproof Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	Loathing Legion can opener of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	lime green mirror inspector's Loathing Legion chainsaw of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	manspreader's Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Fonzie's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	wool Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	olive pulsating censurious Loathing Legion double prism	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	wicked Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Spell Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	friendly Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	lime green healthy Loathing Legion abacus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	miser's Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	blurry Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	ghostly miser's Loathing Legion hammer	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	shaking arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	moldy Knob jelly donut	4	crappy	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	blurry gray Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	bouncing unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	spinning Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	ionized weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 28
4950	triple-moist blurry abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 34
4951	Da Vinci's flimsy clipboard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
4952	pressed warmed dry lime green narrow baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 38
4953	prompt toasty whalebone corset	0		Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4954	teal oven mitts of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
4955	tiny adequate maroon overcookie	1	good	
4956	diet spoiled philosopher's scone	1	crappy	
4957	frozen anodized upside-down jittery half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 69
4958	stanky Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4959	delicious Knob nuts	3	awesome	
4960	hand-crafted Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3	EPIC	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	jittery shaking beefcake's mysterious lapel pin of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	olive narrow Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	teal Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	purple Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	wobbly narrow Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	blinking Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	purple wobbly Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	maroon Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	mirror Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	upside-down Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	spinning Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	shaking mirror Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	lime green Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	fuchsia Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	mirror Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	narrow Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	lime green Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	narrow Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	red Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	narrow Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	narrow Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	boxer's card sleeve	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	tiny rotten twirling wasabi pocky	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	adequate thick tobiko pocky	5	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	spoiled natto pocky	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	mediocre triple-distilled ghostly wasabi-infused sake	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	bad watered-down tobiko-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	drinkable natto-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	alkaline moist fuchsia blinking wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	quantum electrified mirror shaking tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	tarnished blurry natto marble soda	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	moist frozen mirror elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	irresponsibly strong mediocre fancy spinning marshmallow flamb&eacute;	10	decent	Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	lousy cranberry schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	perfectly mixed watered-down breaded beer	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	hand-crafted soy cordial	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	wobbly executive Jack Frost's resourceful astral bludgeon	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40
5029	blurry asbestos-lined astral shield of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
5030	wobbly foul-smelling cool astral chapeau of horror	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	knitted scorching astral bracer of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100
5032	sage strapping astral longbow of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10
5033	twirling shaking lard-coated rosy-cheeked fortified astral shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	up-at-dawn scandalous astral mace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
5035	chaotic quilted savvy astral trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	bouncing frosty clever astral ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
5037	gravedigger's stanky astral statuette of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
5038	pulsating greedy Fonzie's astral pistol of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +20
5039	blinking shellacked groovy astral mask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
5040	wobbly astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	Sherlock's chilly MacGyver's astral shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25
5042	stiffened personal trainer's astral belt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1
5043	adequate astral hot dog	3	???	
5044	weak delicious skewed astral pilsner	2	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	jittery astral six-pack	0		
5047	lime green bouncing Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	double-paned cool double-ice cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	banded stylish double-ice box of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	arcane researcher's savvy boxer's double-ice britches	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	wobbly Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	cold-filtered Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	super-magnetized deionized magnetized narrow Red Pill	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	mirror yellow boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	narrow the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	blurry Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	tiny adequate spaghetti con calaveras	1	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	bland snack-sized bouncing popcorn	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	moldy small teal chaos popcorn	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	avaricious hole of dire peril of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	pulsating narrow innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	adequate diet s'more	0	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	weak acceptable tumbling Russian Ice	2	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	Lo Pan's clay ashtray	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	lanyard of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	mirror mirror spinning mansplainer's monster pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	blinking box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	colloidal Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	lime green up-at-dawn double-paned Van der Graaf helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	ghostly Samson's crutch	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	mansplainer's shock belt	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	improved mirror Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	bouncing rubber band gun of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	studded pin-stripe slacks	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	padded gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	oxidized altered bouncing correction fluid	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	narrow blurry Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	Herculean Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	jittery studded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	narrow friendly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	foul-smelling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	Da Vinci's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	quilted Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	narrow Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	mansplainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	squat foul-smelling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	wobbly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	Sinatra's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	flattened narrow willyweed	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	ionized upside-down lime green Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	frozen jittery fish juice box	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	bouncing hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	high-proof lousy Jeppson's Malort	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	mirror stress ball of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	mirror reassuring Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	blurry pulsating reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	upside-down bird brain	0		
5119	wobbly busted wings	0		
5120	skewed Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	nasty chilly Admiral's hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	electrified brainy aviator's cap of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	ribald mirrored aviator shades of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	yellow Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	shaking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	wobbly Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	liquefied triple-wet lime green Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	normal blinking elven hardtack	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	watered-down artisanal tumbling purple elven squeeze	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	blinking E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	twirling E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	huge E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	blurry carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	mixed astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 5
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	huge moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	wobbly E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	activated tarnished energized honeypot	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 43
5146	decent wild honey pie	3	good	
5147	tolerable watered-down skewed maroon honey mead	2	good	
5148	arcane researcher's honey dipper of the empath of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
5149	tumbling family-friendly sizzling honeybritches of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	fuchsia prompt Lo Pan's energetic honeycap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	Moonthril Circlet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	stylish Moonthril Greaves	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	Moonthril Flamberge of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	teal rock-hard Moonthril Longbow	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	avaricious Moonthril Cuirass	0		Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	aromatic plush alielf	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	extra-pressed boiled tumbling Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	spinning lime green foul-smelling plush dogcat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	twirling crafty plush hamsterpus	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	blurry plush ferrelf of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	wizardly plush alien hamsterpus	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	slick plush mutated alielf	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	brawny plush mutated alielephant of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	skewed mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	purple jittery banded girl	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	adjusted upside-down transporter transponder	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	ghostly Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	bad tumbling Saison du Lune	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	bad fancy Moonthril Schnapps	3	decent	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	tolerable Wrecked Generator	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	bland gigantic Spaghetti with Moonballs	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	moldy special squat Crepes a la Lune	3	crappy	Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	jumbo normal Moon Pie	5	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	boiled Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	warmed purple Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	triple-colloidal cyan 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	double-tarnished improved squat mirror honey stick	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 39
5189	polarized anodized double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	lion tamer's arcane researcher's Operation Patriot Shield of courage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	cold-filtered corrupted data	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	squat huge exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	supercharged Great S-Cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Marvelous Unitard of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	compressed spinning gooey paste	1	decent	Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	dried spinning beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	dried red wobbly upside-down paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	powdered cyan ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	dried greasy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	dried ghostly narrow bug paste	1	decent	Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	distilled ghostly hippy paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	denatured lime green orc paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	boiled squat demonic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	modified maroon tumbling indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	mixed paste	1	crappy	Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	compressed pulsating goblin paste	1	decent	Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	denatured shaking blurry pirate paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	powdered spinning chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	boiled upside-down paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	powdered mirror Mer-kin paste	1	good	Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	dried twirling ghostly slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	dried blinking penguin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	modified elemental paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	modified tumbling cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	diluted blue hobo paste	1	good	Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	dried teal Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	stale purple Ur-Donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	narrow box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	drinkable bucket of wine	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	flavorless enchanted immense tumbling ultrafondue	9	decent	Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	spinning unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	bouncing crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	yellow box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	squat stylish shining halo	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	hardy furry halo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	tumbling lard-coated frosty halo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	time halo of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	perfectly mixed Lumineux Limnio	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	hand-crafted watered-down Morto Moreto	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	mediocre weak fuchsia Temps Tempranillo	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	weak lousy Bordeaux Marteaux	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	artisanal strong Fromage Pinotage	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	practically non-alcoholic aged Beignet Milgranet	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	drinkable Muschat	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	rotten immense cool jelly donut	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	huge flavorless blinking shrapnel jelly donut	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	adequate occult jelly donut	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	stale wobbly thyme jelly donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	bland danish	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	bland big smashed danish	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	enchanted moldy forbidden danish	4	crappy	Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	miniature decent special cool cat claw	2	good	Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	tasty blunt cat claw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	normal special snack-sized skewed shadowy cat claw	2	good	Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	toothsome special cheezburger	3	awesome	Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	adequate toasted brie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	concentrated super-colloidal potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	concentrated too legit potion	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	liquefied skewed Bright Water	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	denatured wobbly cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	pressed huge graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	ionized corrupted pressed blurry cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	warmed modified super-dry potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	vacuum-sealed potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	ionized potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	diffused potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	diffused blurry potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	bouncing noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	blue skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	stiffened hammerus	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	upside-down zippy blunt icepick	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	shaking fluorescent lightbulb of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	wobbly narrow Lo Pan's stylish blammer	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	banded clock-cleaning hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	purple broken clock of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	dethklok of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	glacial clock of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	olive d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	blinking green d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	teal generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	twirling dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	super-sized flavorless phish stick	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	prompt dog trainer's plastic vampire fangs of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	occult Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	manspreader's Van der Graaf brainy Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	pulsating fortified Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	twirling beefy Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	narrow shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	skewed funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	irradiated ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	energized maroon necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	improved bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	energized modified twirling whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	energized narrow press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	pressed aerosolized maroon ghostly Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	alkaline skewed lime green Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	double-modified non-ionized blinking Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	enhanced vacuum-sealed Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	Vulcanized quantum teal Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	weak aged Ecto-Cooler	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	smooth Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	spirit-forward smooth Blood Light	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	fancy perfectly mixed spirit-forward jittery Silver Bullet beer	5	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	mediocre practically non-alcoholic spinning Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	boiled ionized cyan mirror sorority brain	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	polymerized aerosolized shaking Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	extra-warmed lime green drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	wobbly throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	vibrating extra-see-thru nightie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	scorching chaotic BRAINS shorts	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	zippy Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	blurry scrunchie of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	upside-down wholesome extremely skinny jeans of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	electrified experienced The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	greedy nasty sizzling The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	electrified wizardly The Necbromancer's Shorts of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	tumbling fireproof energetic weightlifter's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	enchanted bad triple-distilled The Cooler Out of Space	6	decent	Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	super-adjusted Vulcanized jittery Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	blinking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	mirror The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	squat A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	squat Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	bouncing CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	huge CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	blinking stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	plastic trollipop of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	huge avaricious plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	friendly plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	green shellacked plastic colollilossus	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	ghostly lard-coated plastic Big Candy of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	tumbling spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	distilled olive groose grease	1	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pulsating pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	blinking strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	sharpshooter's ridiculous belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	blinking scandalous ridiculous earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	mirror shellacked ridiculous sunglasses	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	immense stale ridiculous sandwich	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	drinkable ridiculous cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	Newton's savvy zombie monkey necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	twirling sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	super-Vulcanized peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	decent peppermint patty	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	fuchsia peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	bouncing candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	narrow candy cane of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	wobbly Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	squat Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	wobbly horrifying extremely unsafe cane-mail shirt of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	executive Sinatra's cane-mail pants of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: 90, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	hand-crafted fortified Vodka Matryoshka	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	bad Gin Mint	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	watered-down hand-crafted Tequiz Navidad	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	tolerable watered-down Mint Yulep	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	artisanal Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	mediocre Sangria de Menthe	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	tumbling green candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	oxidized ghostly bouncing licorice root	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	quantum quadruple-aerosolized banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	tarnished polarized narrow pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	boiled mirror upside-down lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	energized frozen yellow wobbly kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	alkaline diffused super-dry strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	skewed wool bananarama bangle	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	skewed pair of pearidot earrings of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	yellow nasty tourmalime tourniquet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	huge Sherlock's kumquartz ring	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	skewed Sinatra's strawberyl necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	jittery purple stanky groovy sucker bucket	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	lime green wool sucker hakama	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	sucker kabuto of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	blinking crafty sucker tachi	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	blinking cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	pulsating grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	wobbly fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	warmed fudge lily	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	blue squat superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	quadruple-moist narrow fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	shaking fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	delicious narrow fudgesicle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	quantum electrified green devilish folio	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	skewed clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	shaking lime green vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	lime green skewed gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	extra-colloidal squat Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	flavorless fudge bunny	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	yellow fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	jittery friendly therapeutic razor-sharp fudgecycle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	spinning blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	dry polymerized nitrogenated lime green resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	altered resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	oxidized boiled maroon resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	frozen galvanized resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	wet colloidal resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	warmed resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	dry tarnished cyan resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	nitrogenated deionized resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	diffused resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	upside-down gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	unsweetened polarized maroon skewed gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	oxidized polarized ghostly gummi snake	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	boiled super-aerosolized gummi canary	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	normal snack-sized gummi bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	thick bland blinking gummi bear	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	flavorless gummi bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	moldy skewed ghostly drunki-bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	tasty super-sized huge drunki-bear	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	flavorless skewed drunki-bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	mansplainer's gummi bowtie	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	tumbling olive arcane researcher's fudge pocket square	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	padded lollipop cufflinks	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	huge trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	wobbly ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	twirling twirling blue trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	altered triple-concentrated ghostly gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	concentrated gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	quadruple-dry corrupted gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	pulsating green sizzling personal trainer's Big Candy's tophat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	cyan narrow Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	purple Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	fuchsia jittery blessed box	0		
5505	huge twirling pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	bite-sized flavorless jerky coins	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	acceptable jittery fuchsia Go-Wassail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	electrified spinning Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	vacuum-sealed magnetized blinking ghostly bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	liquefied extra-oxidized extra-enhanced wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	huge Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	spinning pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	ghostly mirror pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	red pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	fuchsia huge spinning pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	bouncing pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	activated polarized pulsating Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	bland berries of suffering	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	colloidal lime green squat baobab sap	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	upside-down cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	bouncing magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	triple-polarized spinning Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	enchanted watered-down drinkable Barulio's bottle	2	good	Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	wet Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	pulsating olive Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	aerosolized red desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	hale occult Leapin' Trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20
5544	aged green eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	normal hamhock	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	blinking tumbling The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	wobbly Trusty of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	colloidal triple-aerosolized shaking fireclutch	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 44
5556	skewed squat greedy Rain-Doh wings of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	blinking Jack Frost's Rain-Doh laser gun of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	Rain-Doh lantern of the scaredy-cat of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	hardened Rain-Doh violet bo of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	blinking Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	blurry Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	adequate small teal jittery PB&BP	2	good	
5566	stale tumbling club sandwich	4	decent	
5567	yummy bouncing corned-beef Reuben	4	awesome	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	ghostly bouncing dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	mediocre watered-down blinking Drac & Tan	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	hand-crafted spirit-forward Transylvania Sling	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Shot of the Living Dead	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	artisanal irresponsibly strong twirling squat Buttery Knob	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	watered-down drinkable mirror Slippery Knob	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	bad practically non-alcoholic squat Flaming Knob	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	practically non-alcoholic lousy jittery Grasshopper	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	smooth weak Locust	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	hand-crafted Plague of Locusts	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	drinkable weak Red Dwarf	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	artisanal blurry Golden Mean	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	tolerable upside-down green Green Giant	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	watered-down acceptable Aye Aye	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	drinkable Aye Aye, Captain	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	perfectly mixed Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	drinkable boozy Humanitini	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	irresponsibly strong drinkable More Humanitini than Humanitini	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	enchanted tolerable spinning pulsating Oh, the Humanitini	3	good	Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	high-proof tolerable fuchsia ghostly Great Older Fashioned	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	weak perfectly mixed Fuzzy Tentacle	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	boozy tolerable Crazymaker	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	artisanal weak Zoodriver	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	aged fancy Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3	awesome	Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	weak acceptable Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	aged Suffering Sinner	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	aged Suppurating Sinner	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	special mediocre watered-down gray Sizzling Sinner	2	decent	Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	fancy artisanal weak Firewater	2	EPIC	Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	irresponsibly strong acceptable Earth and Firewater	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	watered-down smooth Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	hand-crafted huge teal Slimosa	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	acceptable distilled Extra-slimy Slimosa	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	lousy Slimebite	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	artisanal triple-distilled Cement Mixer	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	perfectly mixed boozy upside-down Jackhammer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	acceptable Dump Truck	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	aged Fauna Libre	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	mediocre Chakra Libre	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	perfectly mixed fortified Aura Libre	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	bad special Sazerorc	3	decent	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	watered-down hand-crafted Sazuruk-hai	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	perfectly mixed Flaming Sazerorc	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	bad olive Green Velvet	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	hand-crafted Green Muslin	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	lousy Green Burlap	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	weak bad Mohobo	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	hand-crafted Moonshine Mohobo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	spirit-forward acceptable Flaming Mohobo	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	hand-crafted wobbly Drunken Philosopher	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	acceptable watered-down Drunken Neurologist	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	delicious cyan narrow Drunken Astrophysicist	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	artisanal Dark & Starry	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	bad mirror Black Hole	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Event Horizon	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	acceptable Herring Daiquiri	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	bad shaking Herring Wallbanger	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	perfectly mixed Herringtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	smooth Lollipop Drop	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	smooth Candy Alexander	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	hand-crafted Candicaine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	delicious weak Caipiranha	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	artisanal watered-down Flying Caipiranha	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	distilled drinkable Flaming Caipiranha	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	bad watered-down Punchplanter	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	aged watered-down Doublepunchplanter	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	perfectly mixed twirling Haymaker	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	adequate low-calorie special tumbling fungus	1	good	Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 20
5642	pulsating lime green poisoned dart	0		
5643	concentrated ionized huge stone wool	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 18
5644	wobbly stones	0		
5645	tumbling wobbly the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	frosty calendar	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
5648	mansplainer's steel-toed Boris's Helm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	manspreader's staph of homophones of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +10, Alters Page Text
5650	blurry knitted flame-wreathed Boris's Helm (askew) of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	ghostly Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	bouncing spinning key-o-tron	0		
5654	flavorless enchanted nailswurst	3	decent	Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 50
5655	practically non-alcoholic delicious used beer	1	awesome	
5656	red Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	twirling Fonzie's insulting hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	offensive moustache of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5661	ribald hairshirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	upside-down spinning green pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	cyan How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	cyan club	0		
5670	moldy fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	crappy	
5671	smooth boozy slap and slap again	5	awesome	
5672	jittery gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	narrow beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	powdered watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	rock-hard Ze&trade; goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	spinning soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	narrow crafty stylish swimsuit of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	jumbo flavorless P.B.L.T.	5	decent	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	jittery BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	UV monocular of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	purple Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	tumbling pacification grenade	0		
5692	teal boxer's quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Muscle Percent: +10
5693	phase-tuned shield generator belt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	bugbear detector of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	huge curative The Lost Glasses of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	squat mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	teal crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	wholesome sage wax hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	fuchsia smartaleck's wax pants of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	enhanced dry drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	wobbly Temple Grandin's fireman's helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	yellow brawny fire axe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	knitted fire extinguisher of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	bland miniature FDKOL hotcakes	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	immense flavorless fiery wing	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	bouncing pulsating rosy-cheeked experienced wings of fire	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	huge upside-down prompt FDKOL fire hose	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	magnetized huge bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	cyan huge molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	ribald Da Vinci's hot daub bun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	baleful educational hot daub stand	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	rosewater-soaked stiffened foot-long hot daub	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	diet tasty angst burger	1	awesome	
5731	spirit-forward drinkable 5-hour acrimony	5	good	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	green eerily silent box	0		
5734	flavorless tiny pulsating forbidden sausage	1	decent	
5735	Temple Grandin's Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	non-chilled cyan Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 31
5737	adjusted daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	jittery toasty Camp Scout backpack	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	spoiled bag of GORP	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	bad practically non-alcoholic water purification pills	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	boozy lousy blue CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	toothsome jittery bag of GORF	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	special adequate bag of QWOP	3	good	Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	concentrated CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	fortified hand-crafted CSA cheerfulness ration	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	special yummy crappy brain	4	awesome	Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 40
5753	half-sized delicious decent brain	2	awesome	
5754	miniature normal bouncing good brain	2	good	
5755	decent super-sized jittery boss brain	5	good	
5756	tasty hunter brain	3	awesome	
5758	skewed scandalous vibrating Staff of Holiday Sensations of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	wool friendly staff	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +1
5760	staff of horror of bravery of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
5761	foul-smelling clever energetic Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	mirror dog trainer's weightlifter's Superhero Reboots	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (familiar): +1
5764	green blinking Van der Graaf hardened fuzzy busby	0		Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	studded fuzzy earmuffs of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	smelly careful fuzzy montera of bravery	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	mirror Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	upside-down gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	upside-down gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	fuchsia gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	purple Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	blue talkative skull	0		
5775	olive fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	pulsating mansplainer's Herculean Barney's rake	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +15
5778	adequate snack-sized idiot brain	2	good	
5779	huge mansplainer's keel-haulin' knife	0		Monster Level: +15
5780	savvy ice cream scoop	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
5781	acceptable huge soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	good	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	bouncing ghostly red hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	maroon bubblin' crude	0		
5790	jittery box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	foul-smelling beefcake's right bear arm	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	greasy sharpshooter's left bear arm of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	Oprah's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
5794	ionized anodized Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 65
5795	boiled Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 31
5796	liquefied spinning Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 62
5797	enhanced dry dry huge Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 49
5798	unsweetened Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 52
5799	diffused moist wobbly eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 68
5800	pressed diffused Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 52
5801	quantum nitrogenated Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 59
5802	adjusted moist polarized bouncing perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 21
5803	super-concentrated gray White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 20
5804	galvanized wobbly red huge Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 69
5805	enhanced tarnished breath mint	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 17
5806	frozen skewed muesli	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 55
5807	pressed tarnished narrow glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 39
5808	vacuum-sealed glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 60
5809	super-enhanced skewed Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 61
5810	tarnished quadruple-denatured Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 28
5811	aerosolized tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 48
5812	super-flattened colloidal skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 44
5813	denatured polarized smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 11
5814	boiled blob of acid	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 37
5815	wet enhanced upside-down flayed mind	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 28
5816	triple-colloidal polymerized jittery kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 53
5817	frozen forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 66
5818	galvanized dry modified Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 11
5819	warmed squat gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 56
5820	magnetized blue bull blubber	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 68
5821	magnetized squat frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 63
5822	alkaline spinning upside-down olive gazely stare	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 37
5823	quadruple-dry purple spinning canopic jar	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 22
5824	tarnished spinning olive clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 23
5825	double-corrupted Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 54
5826	quantum blurry zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 65
5827	wet double-Vulcanized skewed cyan skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 34
5828	altered oxidized blurry gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 59
5829	warmed nitrogenated janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 69
5830	vacuum-sealed flattened pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 36
5831	oxidized pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 17
5832	double-wet secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 64
5833	wet non-ionized purple wobbly brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 62
5834	non-chilled corrupted yellow holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 26
5835	extra-warmed non-wet scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 51
5836	extra-dry jittery fuchsia embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 37
5837	diffused quantum tumbling Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 40
5838	liquefied denatured blurry Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 55
5839	liquefied Vulcanized blue ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 63
5840	alkaline twirling wobbly Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 11
5841	polymerized A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 58
5842	irradiated toothbrush	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 56
5843	tarnished quadruple-irradiated pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 59
5844	wet Vulcanized blinking una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 48
5845	wet magnetized compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 22
5846	moist polarized salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 56
5847	nitrogenated flattened unholy water	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
5848	unsweetened triple-dry pulsating Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 21
5849	anodized upside-down pulsating handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 31
5850	flattened energized space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 55
5851	energized spinning fuchsia temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 16
5852	denatured oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 48
5853	energized pickled mirror yellow stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 43
5854	super-colloidal concentrated skewed mirror BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 54
5855	oxidized triple-dry Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 25
5856	colloidal liquefied Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 54
5857	electrified grey cube	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 58
5858	alkaline irradiated squat votive candle	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 52
5859	denatured mirror booby trap	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 39
5860	non-galvanized mirror Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 24
5861	warmed cold-filtered good ash	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 18
5862	upside-down Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	oxidized electrified electrified jittery olive papier-mochi	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	irradiated energized papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	galvanized papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	nasty Temple Grandin's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	spinning jittery Jack Frost's fortified papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	extremely unsafe smartaleck's papier-masque	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	chaotic clever papier-mitre	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	narrow Jeselnik's papier-m&acirc;churidars of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	blurry papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	tumbling blurry papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	lime green Rainbow Jello Mould of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	twirling skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	purple foul-smelling skeleton skis of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	tasty jumbo skeleton quiche	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	squat skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	squat zippy Temple Grandin's Bonestabber of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	artisanal crystal skeleton vodka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	Samson's auxiliary backbone	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	squat wobbly ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	corrupted electrified lime green that gum you like	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 31
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	blurry Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	fuchsia avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	ghostly skewed canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	modified Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	blurry pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	shaking quilted wedding ring of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	purple nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	fuchsia smelly groovy Solstice Shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
5913	polymerized modified unsweetened candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	non-corrupted sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	frozen beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	double-improved alkaline sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	warmed huge cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	nasty plastic animelf	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	Herculean plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	plastic Uncle Crimboku of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	upside-down quilted plastic MechaElf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	maroon plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	bouncing ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	yellow BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	slick brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Moxie: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	wobbly bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	chilly brawny plastic four-shadowed mime of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	twirling blue upside-down friendly therapeutic plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	blurry stiffened plastic Rene C. Corman of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	squat Jeselnik's plastic Lord Flameface of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	yellow plastic Beebee King of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	skewed green vibrating plastic Queen Bee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	auspicious plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	cyan Jim Carey's plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	brainy plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	slick plastic spiderbugbear	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	blurry Sinatra's plastic peacannon	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	narrow avaricious plastic the Free Man	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	lightning-fast plastic fire servant	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	MacGyver's plastic mumblebee	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	studded plastic moneybee	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	foul-smelling plastic beebee gunners	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	auspicious plastic beebee queue	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	inspector's plastic buzzerker	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	bouncing supercharged plastic bee swarm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	plastic batbugbear of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	MacGyver's plastic bugaboo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	manspreader's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	blinking smelly plastic ops bugbear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	tumbling plastic hypodermic bugbear of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	sharpshooter's plastic cavebugbear	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	brainy plastic Norville Rogers	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	razor-sharp plastic Scott the Miner	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	plastic angry space marine of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	mansplainer's plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	plastic Father McGruber of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	yellow shaking censurious plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	censurious plastic blazing bat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	stanky stiffened electronic dulcimer pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	cyan A-Boo clue	0		
5965	sinister Newton's Frown Exerciser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	blurry soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	blurry ghostly executive soul mask	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
5971	green record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	narrow record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	fuchsia record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	blurry record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	spinning record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	frosty rosy-cheeked dangerous silent beret	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	snack-sized moldy shaking spinning slice of pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	perfectly mixed tankard of ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	spinning vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	huge tumbling rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's cloth cap	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	hardened iron dagger of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	thick adequate pulsating hamburger	5	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	wobbly dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	purple potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	bad bottle of wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	squat round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	gray lion tamer's coward's hale iron helmet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	lightning-fast steel sword of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	stale snack-sized spinning whole roasted chicken	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	watered-down artisanal blinking shining goblet	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	blinking fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	squat prompt careful padded crown	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	lightning-fast vibrating rock-hard sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	shellacked grievous savvy Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	toasty nippy dog trainer's Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	narrow Newton's Sword of Dark Omens of courage of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	executive Sherlock's fortified Shield of Icy Fate	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	wobbly Usain Bolt's extremely unsafe Greaves of the Murk Lord of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	olive blinking Van der Graaf educational Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the blizzard	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	ghostly teal Usain Bolt's thinker's Boots of Twilight Whispers of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	spinning forbidden Sinatra's Belt of Howling Anger of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	cyan nippy logging hatchet	0		Cold Damage: +10
6011	flame-retardant orc wrist	0		Hot Resistance: +1
6012	Jeselnik's freshwater pearl necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
6013	skewed rosy-cheeked orcish stud-finder of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25
6014	hale screwing pooch	0		Maximum HP: +20
6015	wet anodized narrow blurry orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 47
6016	electrified tarnished orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 53
6017	double-Vulcanized ionized green orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 50
6018	artisanal backwoods screwdriver	4	EPIC	
6019	squat narrow Rosewater's loadstone	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
6020	Tesla Claybender glasses of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6021	tumbling flame-retardant Duskwalker fangs of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
6022	olive squat Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	Da Vinci's brawny Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	Whatsian Ionic Pliers of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
6025	frozen mirror Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 43
6026	blue Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	green Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	MacGyver's dress pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	green narrow beefcake's badge of authority	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
6032	double-paned Lo Pan's motorcycle boots	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6033	sizzling beefy stolen necklace	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +10
6034	lime green knitted savvy troll britches	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	anodized oxidized vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 61
6036	triple-distilled tolerable artisanal limoncello	8	good	
6037	ghostly pulsating ginger ale	0		
6038	diet decent blinking huge incredible pizza	1	good	
6039	huge shellacked dance instructor's oil cap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	wobbly greasy oil lamp of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6041	Jack Frost's oil slacks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	family-friendly oil pan	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	narrow yellow BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	manspreader's Misty Cloak of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
6048	nippy cool Misty Robe	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +10
6049	steel-toed Misty Cape of the brazier of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
6050	bouncing woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	rotten small red blurry Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	fancy acceptable gray Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	enhanced chilled huge Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	manspreader's banded Meatcleaver	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	frosty Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	blinking manspreader's Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	gray rock-hard Crimbo tree flocker	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	olive wicked Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	banded Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	blinking sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	ghostly goblin collarbone	0		
6067	mirror greasy deadly Truthsayer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	upside-down goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	frozen haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	dry super-warmed vacuum-sealed olive magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	magnetized 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	special delicious McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	awesome	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	adequate skewed haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	ghostly home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	blinking school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	crafty haggis socks	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	fuchsia Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	maroon actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	cyan Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	skewed magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Microplushie: Otakulone of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	greedy Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	skewed smartaleck's Microplushie: Bropane	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	fireproof Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	forbidden Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	Microplushie: Raverdrine of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	skewed ghostly coward's Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	rock-hard Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	ghostly narrow friendly Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	brainy Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	tumbling gravedigger's Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	spinning classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	maroon gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	Thinknerd T-Shirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	green spinning Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	wobbly narrow Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	prompt careful Ginsu&trade;	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	red zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	pulsating huge zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	upside-down tumbling goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	distilled hand-crafted Chinese beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	narrow rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	blurry furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	pickled dry bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	cyan Usain Bolt's shellacked novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	pulsating furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	personal trainer's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	flame-wreathed lion tamer's White Dragon Fang of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	blinking teal resourceful butterfly knife	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	ghostly Usain Bolt's weighted paperclip chain	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	maroon blurry great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	pulsating rubber gloves of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	toothsome roasted duck	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	stale teal dead meat bun	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	purple twirling ribald cat collar	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	stiffened smartaleck's suspicious-looking fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	pulsating Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	cyan MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	tumbling Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	rotten carrot cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	smooth lime green blurry carrot claret	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	boiled shaking carrot juice	1	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	flame-retardant Jack Frost's Byte	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	sizzling anger blaster	0		Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	Jack Frost's doubt cannon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	gray Van der Graaf fear condenser	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	tumbling grievous regret hose	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	tumbling Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	spinning Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	shaking lime green commodore's hat of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	supercool naval trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	upside-down resourceful Fonzie's deck cannon	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	squat brawny ornamental sextant	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	frosty sage Bloodbath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	bad wobbly Hundred Headed IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	miniature flavorless narrow yellow chum	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	wet electrified concentrated crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 50
6172	aerosolized candy crayons	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	purple nippy hale pixel grappling hook	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	ghostly cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	bouncing cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	blurry cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	twirling shaking cosmic fruit	0		
6184	Tesla wizardly Jarlsberg's hat of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6185	adequate small consummate hard-boiled egg	2	good	
6186	gigantic decent consummate fried egg	10	good	
6187	adequate gigantic bouncing consummate egg salad	8	good	
6188	bland consummate bagel	4	decent	
6189	small rotten consummate sliced bread	2	crappy	
6190	toothsome consummate hot dog bun	4	awesome	
6191	flavorless skewed consummate brownie	4	decent	
6192	adequate narrow consummate toast	3	good	
6193	perfectly mixed passable stout	3	EPIC	
6194	spoiled consummate soup	3	crappy	
6195	tiny moldy twirling consummate corn chips	1	crappy	
6196	flavorless fancy pulsating consummate salad	3	decent	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 5
6197	adequate big lime green consummate salsa	5	good	
6198	bland huge consummate sauerkraut	3	decent	
6199	miniature spoiled bouncing consummate cheese slice	2	crappy	
6200	delicious consummate melted cheese	4	awesome	
6201	normal half-sized mirror consummate bacon	2	good	
6202	rotten super-sized consummate meatloaf	5	crappy	
6203	normal miniature fancy consummate steak	2	good	Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 5
6204	spoiled consummate cuts	3	crappy	
6205	flavorless immense consummate frankfurter	6	decent	
6206	moldy snack-sized skewed consummate french fries	2	crappy	
6207	bland snack-sized blurry wobbly consummate baked potato	2	decent	
6208	enchanted mediocre teal acceptable vodka	4	decent	Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 30
6209	immense moldy consummate ice cream	8	crappy	
6210	decent mirror consummate whipped cream	3	good	
6211	decent pulsating consummate cream	3	good	
6212	bite-sized moldy spinning consummate strawberries	1	crappy	
6213	normal spinning consummate sorbet	4	good	
6214	artisanal adequate rum	3	EPIC	
6215	high-proof tolerable fancy shaking mediocre lager	10	good	Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 40
6216	thick spoiled purple immaculate grilled cheese	5	crappy	
6217	decent spinning immaculate ice cream sandwich	4	good	
6218	spoiled immaculate hot dog	4	crappy	
6219	decent immaculate egg salad sandwich	4	good	
6220	low-calorie flavorless narrow lime green perfect sandwich	1	decent	
6221	jumbo adequate perfect chef salad	5	good	
6222	stale perfect breakfast	3	decent	
6223	spoiled thick spinning sublime deluxe hot dog	5	crappy	
6224	fancy super-sized tasty squat sublime stew	5	awesome	Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 10
6225	massive moldy shaking sublime nachos	9	crappy	
6226	flavorless fuchsia Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	4	decent	
6227	normal Loaded Baked Potato	4	good	
6228	spoiled ghostly Omega Sundae	3	crappy	
6229	aged spinning Das Sauerlager	4	awesome	
6230	bad Bologna Lambic	4	decent	
6231	bad teal Vodka Dog	4	decent	
6232	watered-down delicious red Disappointed Russian	2	awesome	
6233	bad Chunky Mary	4	decent	
6234	hand-crafted Nachojito	3	EPIC	
6235	hand-crafted cyan Le Roi	4	EPIC	
6236	weak tolerable Over Easy Rider	2	good	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	concentrated boiled cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 36
6240	oxidized liquefied aerosolized Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 36
6241	diffused yellow censored can label	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 53
6242	anodized oxidized skewed ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 21
6243	tarnished modified pulsating the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 46
6244	dry cat's paw	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 59
6245	extra-vacuum-sealed polymerized blinking ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
6246	aerosolized demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 65
6247	ionized blinking clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 42
6248	non-diffused dry gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 32
6249	tumbling dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	zippy Jeselnik's scandalous friendly Da Vinci's numberwang of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: 30, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6251	flattened bouncing scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	warmed scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	mirror Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	skewed dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	upside-down auspicious sharpshooter's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of wisdom of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	avaricious extremely unsafe razor-sharp Staff of the Staff of Life of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: 125, Meat Drop: +30, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	friendly mansplainer's chaotic Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	rosewater-soaked aromatic wizardly Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: 4, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	squat nasty Samson's Staff of the Hearty Dinner of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	blurry Sherlock's baleful Staff of the All-Steak of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	executive dangerous Staff of Fruit Salad of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	pulsating rosy-cheeked shellacked Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	spinning jar of protein powder	0		
6267	delicious jittery grain of protein powder	4	awesome	
6268	improved ionized pec oil	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 62
6269	jittery ribald gym membership card	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
6270	pressed boiled blinking Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 37
6271	blue massive dumbbell	0		
6272	penguin keychain of Leguizamo of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +20, Booze Drop: +100
6273	warmed cold-filtered O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 54
6274	smooth weak open sauce	2	awesome	
6275	yellow Herculean turkey leg of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Candy Drop: +100
6276	mediocre practically non-alcoholic special Ye Olde Meade	1	decent	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 30
6277	tarnished enhanced diffused Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 45
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	narrow forbidden pewter claymore	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
6280	artisanal rice peeler of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
6281	spoiled mirror heirloom grape tomato	4	crappy	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	purple tumbling sage brown felt tophat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	spinning gear	0		
6285	frightening medical-grade Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	miser's resourceful Mark II Steam-Hat of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	MacGyver's Mark III Steam-Hat of the wise owl of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	grievous experienced educational Mark IV Steam-Hat of the pedagogue of Gandalf	0		Experience: 6, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's savvy Mark V Steam-Hat of the ox of the brute	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	wizardly punk rock jacket of incineration	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6292	Lo Pan's energetic safety pin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6293	massive decent stolen sushi	7	good	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	bouncing drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	wobbly cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	jittery fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	wobbly Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	deionized Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 13
6301	nitrogenated polarized pulsating possibility potion	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 32
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	green ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	huge auspicious Jeselnik's horrifying Annie Oakley's crafty Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	wool supercharged healthy savvy Jarlsberg's pan of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	jittery Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	extra-anodized polymerized tumbling celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	energized celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	adjusted celestial au jus	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	magnetized double-adjusted yellow celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	spinning Oprah's Uncle Buck	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only
6312	jittery crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	SCUBA tank of the dark arts of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater
6316	mirror steel-toed Samson's deep six-shooter	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 9
6317	ghostly nippy sea chaps of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	friendly dance instructor's sea holster of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6319	warmed irradiated shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 20
6320	long-forgotten necklace of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	perfumed healthy jam band of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50
6324	blinking aromatic steel-toed aquamariner's ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6325	spinning scorching friendly baleful aquamariner's necklace	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
6326	bouncing stiffened Newton's pearl diver's ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
6327	skewed dangerous educational pearl diver's necklace	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
6328	olive sushi doily	0		
6329	narrow scimitar cozy	0		
6330	blurry fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	spinning Van der Graaf medical-grade cozy scimitar of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Breakable
6333	scorching coward's Staff of the Cozy Fish of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Breakable
6334	perfumed fireproof smelly cozy bazooka	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Breakable
6335	shaking nasty brainy sea mantle	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +5
6336	flame-retardant chilly sea shawl	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	jittery family-friendly grievous sea cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	tumbling saltwaterbed	0		
6339	ribald muddy pirate hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	blurry sharpshooter's boxer's floral-print skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	Jack Frost's spectral axe of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6342	green pulsating stiffened personal trainer's super-strong air freshener	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1
6343	deionized improved huge bouncing Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 28
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	quadruple-flattened magnetized maroon blurry Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 36
6346	skewed skewed Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	colloidal blurry Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 21
6348	blinking Mer-kin dragbelt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	resourceful Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	manspreader's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	narrow MacGyver's Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Maximum MP: +100
6352	fireproof Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +50
6353	spinning Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	flattened pressed narrow maroon Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 55
6355	deionized corrupted Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 13
6356	shaking Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	horrifying Mer-kin begsign	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	pickled flattened ionized cyan ghostly pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	double-polarized pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	extra-improved tumbling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered narrow pulled taffy	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	enhanced magnetized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	altered non-colloidal ghostly pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	liquefied double-ionized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	huge mirror Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	hand-crafted pulsating can of the cheapest beer	3	EPIC	
6372	perfectly mixed bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	EPIC	
6373	weak artisanal single swig of vodka	2	EPIC	
6374	tumbling angry inch	0		
6375	huge curative testy toolbox	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	pulsating eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	dry narrow ph balancer	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 45
6381	oxidized mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 41
6382	teal nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	awesome	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	red wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	vacuum-sealed pressed spinning Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 56
6390	cold-filtered cold-filtered lime green Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 52
6391	liquefied tumbling Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 33
6392	blue rosewater-soaked scale-mail underwear of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	altered frozen mirror comb jelly	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 28
6394	tumbling anemone sauce	0		
6395	wobbly inky squid sauce	0		
6396	purple Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	skewed glass	0		
6399	polarized warmed skewed Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 54
6400	skewed Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	Vulcanized moist blurry tear	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 47
6402	modified improved jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 44
6403	unsweetened squat jittery grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 14
6404	polymerized polarized lime green violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 58
6405	energized worst candy	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 26
6406	cold-filtered green upside-down jittery fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 59
6407	maroon horrifying quilted educational Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	ghostly Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	skewed huge shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	stale miniature teal flavorless gruel	2	decent	
6416	massive flavorless mana curds	8	decent	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	skewed tumbling pencil stub	0		
6419	irradiated ionized bouncing moth dust	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 63
6420	electrified glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 51
6421	jittery tonic djinn	0		
6422	adequate maroon vampire chowder	4	good	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	pulsating Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	blinking bouncing Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	spoiled upside-down Dreadsylvanian stew	3	crappy	
6427	lousy special Dreadsylvanian	3	decent	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 30
6428	moist tarnished triple-denatured Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 43
6429	warmed super-nitrogenated Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64
6430	frosty Temple Grandin's dreadful fedora	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	reassuring dreadful sweater	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	purple miser's dreadful glove	0		Meat Drop: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	olive upside-down Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	olive Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	lard-coated scandalous ruddy Covers-Your-Head	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	foul-smelling Lo Pan's Drapes-You-Regally of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	nasty flame-wreathed arcane researcher's Warms-Your-Tush	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	blinking savvy smooth Helps-You-Sleep	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Blind
6444	olive brainy Quiets-Your-Steps of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
6445	MacGyver's fortified Protects-Your-Junk	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
6446	lousy Gets-You-Drunk	4	decent	
6447	lard-coated educational brawny Great Wolf's headband	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	wholesome Great Wolf's left paw of the brazier of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined Herculean Great Wolf's right paw	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	tumbling rock-hard Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	quilted sinister groovy Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	green Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	pickled colloidal squat Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 54
6454	gravedigger's therapeutic weightlifter's zombie mariachi hat	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	up-at-dawn Jeselnik's nasty zombie accordion	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	narrow dance instructor's zombie mariachi pants of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	olive clever hale HOA regulation book of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50
6458	blinking blinking manspreader's smooth HOA zombie eyes of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
6459	twirling HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	executive forbidden Socratic Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	supercool Mayor Ghost's cloak of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	razor-sharp deadly Mayor Ghost's khakis of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	greasy mansplainer's Lo Pan's Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	sizzling manspreader's MacGyver's Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
6467	skewed Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	rotten ghost pepper	3	crappy	
6469	scandalous fortified Thunkula's drinking cap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	upside-down miser's fireproof supercool Drunkula's cape	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	gravedigger's forbidden Drunkula's silky pants of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	greasy weightlifter's Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	sizzling Drunkula's wineglass	0		Hot Damage: +10
6475	lousy bottle of Bloodweiser	3	decent	
6476	mirror sharpshooter's electrified Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	twirling resourceful crafty thinker's Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: 60, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	rosewater-soaked wool foul-smelling manspreader's ruddy Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3
6480	red flame-retardant forbidden Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Thorns: 1
6481	Newton's smartaleck's Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3
6482	narrow blurry fuchsia banded Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25
6483	pulsating Kool-Aid	1	awesome	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	yellow dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	tiny spoiled Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1	crappy	
6489	ghostly music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	gray tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	huge complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	squat Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	artisanal bloody kiwitini	4	EPIC	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	tumbling polished moon-amber	0		
6501	Jim Carey's Tesla slick moon-amber necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	censurious grievous groovy hangman's hood	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6505	green asbestos-lined double-paned ring finger ring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6506	tumbling Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	blurry twirling cool iron ingot	0		
6508	teal mirror greedy curative cool iron helmet	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	cool iron breastplate of the brazier of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
6510	shaking sinister Socratic cool iron greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	gravedigger's ghost shawl of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	warm fur of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6514	pulsating perfumed snowstick	0		Stench Resistance: +5
6515	cyan wobbly hale eerie fetish	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
6516	bad stinkwater	3	decent	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	adequate accidental mutton	3	good	
6519	razor-sharp personal trainer's drafty drawers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	sizzling wolfskull mask of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	tumbling healthy guts necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
6522	flame-retardant hale groping claw	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
6523	ghostly resourceful vengeful spirit	0		Maximum MP: +50
6524	hardened BOOtonniere	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
6525	altered blurry ghost thread	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
6526	Socratic bag of unfinished business of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25
6527	friendly thinker's transparent pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	friendly hothammer	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6529	perfectly mixed Thriller Ice	3	EPIC	
6530	mirror weightlifter's grandfather watch	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	tumbling muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	chaotic spyglass of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6533	red vial of hot blood of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
6534	remorseless knife of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
6535	wobbly intimidating coiffure of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	blurry coward's resourceful cod cape	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -20
6537	massive rotten blurry blood sausage	6	crappy	
6538	rosewater-soaked greasy frying brainpan	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
6539	toasty Annie Oakley's ball and chain	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
6540	dry bone of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
6541	tailbone shield of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Thorns: 1
6542	asbestos-lined tonguebone	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6543	jittery flame-retardant double-paned pogo stick	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6545	avaricious knitted medical-grade weedy skirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	spinning sharpshooter's pants of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	lime green Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	teal narrow hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	red cluster	0		
6554	narrow stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	non-aerosolized deionized pressed phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 62
6557	super-unsweetened lime green phial of coldness	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 43
6558	pickled polarized phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 58
6559	alkaline narrow phial of stench	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 42
6560	super-deionized adjusted cyan phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 66
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	crafty hand of Mr. Cards	0		Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	big toothsome Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	5	awesome	
6565	bland Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	
6566	stale Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	
6567	snack-sized decent special Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2	good	Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 35
6568	yummy small Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2	awesome	
6569	smooth Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	awesome	
6570	lousy Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	decent	
6571	aged practically non-alcoholic Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1	awesome	
6572	acceptable spinning Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	good	
6573	smooth Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	4	awesome	
6574	mirror hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	jittery clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	blinking Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	skewed Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	wobbly smooth hot dog wrapper	0		Moxie: +15
6585	foul-smelling debonair deboner of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
6586	oxidized chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 38
6587	slick jar of frostigkraut	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6588	wool experienced gnawed-up dog bone	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +1
6589	spinning supercharged Grey Guanon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Damage Aura: 1
6590	avaricious gravedigger's slick Engorged Sausages and You	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30
6591	hand-crafted dream of a dog	3	EPIC	
6592	smelly razor-sharp dangerous optimal spreadsheet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	jittery mirror hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	dried bouncing epic cluster	1	EPIC	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	mirror clockwork hand	0		
6601	lime green narrow clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	huge clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	huge clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	cyan clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	ghostly clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	narrow clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	lime green narrow clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	maroon cuckoo clock	0		
6615	watered-down mediocre Cold One	2	???	
6616	decent cyan spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	spinning folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	wobbly yellow folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	teal folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	lime green folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	mirror maroon folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	upside-down folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	skewed folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	healthy slide rule of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
6649	quantum olive Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 28
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	ghostly twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	artisanal strong stepmom's booze	5	EPIC	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	wicked band T-shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5
6655	tolerable blue ghostly fountain 'soda'	3	good	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	rock-hard padded pickelhaube	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	extra-electrified polarized pulsating hair oil	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 20
6659	frozen extra-magnetized mirror scrap	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 25
6660	skewed school spirit socket set	0		
6661	narrow suspension bridge	0		
6662	skewed zippy Sinatra's smartaleck's Staff of the Lunch Lady of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20
6663	squat universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	razor-sharp Herculean deathchucks	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	non-moist sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 48
6672	mirror grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	dry superwater	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 53
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	wobbly squat crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	Oprah's Yearbook Club Camera	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	ruddy machete	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
6680	delicious practically non-alcoholic Cursed Punch	1	awesome	
6681	perfectly mixed Bowl of Scorpions	3	EPIC	
6682	bad weak Fog Murderer	2	decent	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	pulsating huge surgical mask of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	spinning greasy head mirror	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	forbidden half-size scalpel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	huge arcane researcher's surgical apron	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	bloodied surgical dungarees of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	wobbly McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	skewed narrow McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	squat moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	shaking imitation White Russian	1	good	
6704	lard-coated short-handled mop of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6705	rotten half-sized jittery jungle floor wax	2	crappy	
6706	cyan twirling squat smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	electrified colorful toad	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 17
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	auspicious pygmy briefs of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	twirling short calculator	0		
6715	lard-coated dance instructor's sphygmomanometer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6716	liquefied teal ghostly squat bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 53
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	ribald foul-smelling compression stocking	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
6719	maroon beefy midriff scrubs of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6720	concentrated extra-moist pill cup	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 16
6721	aromatic friendly water bottle	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	Vulcanized concentrated pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 23
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	small stale cyan exotic jungle fruit	2	decent	
6725	bouncing Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	squat dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	yellow tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	jittery claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	wobbly clothesline pole	0		
6734	blurry cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	ghostly jagged scrap	0		
6739	dry pickled wet skewed skewed bent scrap	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 60
6740	maroon molten scrap	0		
6741	fuchsia eternal car battery	0		
6742	supercharged junk band	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
6743	junk trunks of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	junk-mail shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6745	yummy junk food	4	awesome	
6746	mediocre junk yard	3	decent	
6747	shaking rosewater-soaked swordzall of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6748	mirror Usain Bolt's arm buzzer	0		Initiative: +80
6749	lightning-fast censurious boilgun	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
6750	shaking Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	shaking handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	tumbling beer label	0		
6756	tumbling fuchsia twirling artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	practically non-alcoholic fancy acceptable huge can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	1	good	Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	mediocre can of Drooling Monk	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	drinkable can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	artisanal enchanted bottle of Old Pugilist	3	EPIC	Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	drinkable fortified olive bottle of Professor Beer	5	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	perfectly mixed blinking bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	artisanal watered-down bottle of Race Car Red	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted pulsating bottle of Greedy Dog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	smooth fortified bottle of Lambada Lambic	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	mirror mirror tin beer can	0		
6767	red narrow artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	mansplainer's beefcake's tin tam of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	quantum cyan tumbling tin cup	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	mirror purple Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked Rosewater's tin foil	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	lightning-fast foul-smelling dangerous tin drum	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tumbling tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	vacuum-sealed foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 24
6777	polarized narrow seal sweat	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 59
6778	chilled shaking boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 11
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	crafty studded sealhide shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +10
6781	squat friendly Herculean scabrous seal epaulets	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6782	tumbling abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	huge squat Newton's savvy seal medal	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +5
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	mirror blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	mirror purple candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	corrupted bouncing disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 66
6796	tarnished electrified shaking disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 58
6797	polarized double-concentrated blurry disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 27
6798	deionized extra-anodized disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 24
6799	dry disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 66
6800	double-altered narrow disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 25
6801	ionized disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 49
6802	aerosolized Vulcanized disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 39
6803	denatured activated huge disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 46
6804	super-chilled skewed disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 50
6805	triple-tarnished pickled upside-down disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 34
6806	chilled triple-cold-filtered disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 28
6807	knitted baleful The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	shaking toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	upside-down accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	Temple Grandin's beer-battered accordion	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	tumbling baritone accordion of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	wicked mama's squeezebox	0		Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	guancertina of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	fuchsia accordion file of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	fortified accord ion	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	bone bandoneon of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	mansplainer's pentatonic accordion	0		Monster Level: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	pulsating extremely unsafe non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	double-paned deadly Accordion of Jordion	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	inspector's autocalliope	0		Item Drop: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	spinning accordionoid rocca of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	teal smelly pygmy concertinette	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	dance instructor's beefy ghost accordion	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	peace accordion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	crafty alarm accordion	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	gravedigger's healthy All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	red rosewater-soaked stanky KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
6828	tolerable weak cyan discocktail	2	good	
6829	blinking Sherlock's KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Item Drop: +25
6830	Temporal Tempera Tube of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
6831	polarized energized pressed shaking purple Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 40
6832	shaking Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	double-polarized Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 49
6834	dry box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 14
6835	activated bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 68
6836	tarnished improved PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 39
6837	pressed pressed jittery Swizzler	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 41
6838	quantum dry narrow Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 51
6839	non-warmed boiled cyan shaking jam	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 37
6840	activated quadruple-frozen galvanized blue squat Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 50
6841	oxidized cold-filtered skewed 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 37
6842	galvanized wet maroon vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 20
6843	altered bone bons	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 44
6844	warmed blinking ironic mint	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 20
6845	lime green unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	Newton's security flashlight	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
6849	denatured twirling blue Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 42
6850	yellow clever sturdy cane of James Dean of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	teal a suspicious address	0		
6856	Bal-musette accordion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	Cajun accordion of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	huge careful quirky accordion	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	wobbly perfumed strapping Skipper's accordion	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	frightening resourceful Da Vinci's Pantsgiving of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	yummy massive can of sardines	6	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	snack-sized moldy high-calorie sugar substitute	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	adequate blinking pulsating pat of butter	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	normal diet dinner roll	1	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	fancy normal blue mashed potatoes	4	good	Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	stale whole turkey leg	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	small stale deviled egg	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	quadruple-liquefied upside-down finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	liquefied improved olive dented spoon	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	super-chilled triple-dry love note	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	electrified pressed double-energized nail file	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	anodized blurry candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	lime green gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	moist adjusted twirling maroon post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	fuchsia pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	blurry skewed flame-wreathed wholesome bowl of petunias of wisdom of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	scorching lion tamer's steel-toed grievous power sock	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	maroon mansplainer's sharpshooter's wool sock of wisdom of the empath	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	miser's horrifying boxer's moustache sock of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	concentrated spirit gum	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 69
6886	green spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	blinking skewed spirit bed	0		
6891	lightning-fast padded groovy spirit bell	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	adjusted boiled spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	colloidal deionized spinning freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	cold-filtered blinking blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	boiled activated handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	dry pressed tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	quadruple-magnetized pickled yellow Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	bouncing Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	gray smelly dog trainer's flask flops	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6903	diffused altered nuts	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	ionized mirror bolts	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	stale gingerbread robot	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	adequate spinning petit 4.1	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	rotten nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	Van der Graaf plastic GORM-8	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	nippy plastic warbear	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	jittery spinning lard-coated plastic Toybot	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	jittery plastic warbear fortress of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	tumbling gray Socratic plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	huge gray warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	scorching deadly cool warbear hoverbelt	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	adjusted ghostly warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	boiled warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	polarized anodized warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	stale super-sized warbear feasting bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	stale warbear warrior bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	delicious warbear thermoregulator bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	triple-distilled tolerable warbear feasting mead	7	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	distilled artisanal warbear bearserker mead	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	mediocre warbear blizzard mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	skewed warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	fortified educational supercool warbear plain fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	blurry Annie Oakley's warbear feathered fedora	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	wool shellacked warbear fedora of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	yellow dance instructor's warbear plain helm of the pedagogue of terror	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	family-friendly warbear spiked helm	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	lime green mirror greedy Van der Graaf Sinatra's warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	green censurious studded warbear plain ushanka of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	wicked warbear lined ushanka	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	Usain Bolt's flame-retardant Da Vinci's warbear heated ushanka	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	blinking warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	deadly warbear party pants of James Dean of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	wobbly shaking clever warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	blurry extremely unsafe warbear high festival pants of dire peril of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	therapeutic forbidden slick warbear battle greaves	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	narrow red warbear officer greaves of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	twirling asbestos-lined Van der Graaf Sinatra's warbear bearserker greaves	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	executive Oprah's smooth warbear johns	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	warbear fleece-lined johns of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	twirling grievous warbear johns of the overflowing toilet of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	green warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	inspector's horrifying manspreader's warbear goggles	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	Temple Grandin's warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	smelly MacGyver's therapeutic warbear polarized goggles	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	narrow ribald dance instructor's warbear laser bowtie of horror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	auspicious warbear plasma bowtie	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	therapeutic veiny shellacked warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	narrow frightening warbear warscarf of the dark arts of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	twirling thinker's warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	squat toasty Da Vinci's warbear warscarf of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	jittery gray warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	veiny warbear foil hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	up-at-dawn warbear oil pan of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	arcane researcher's warbear exhaust manifold	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	teal warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	narrow warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	red warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	teal warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	upside-down warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	purple blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	shaking electrified die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	die-cast Doc the Reindeer of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	fuchsia toasty die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	fuchsia narrow Annie Oakley's die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	lightning-fast die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	upside-down Tesla die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	twirling banded die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	skewed mirror family-friendly die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	tumbling bouncing Oprah's die-cast factory worker elf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	inspector's die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	die-cast middle-management elf of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	blue die-cast pencil-pusher elf of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	die-cast stocking-stuffer elf of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	blurry die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	jittery aromatic die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	coward's Oprah's die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	lime green die-cast turtle mech of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	red flame-wreathed die-cast Swiss hen	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	die-cast killing bird of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	Annie Oakley's die-cast ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	twirling cool die-cast goose a-laying	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	blinking nippy die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	wobbly electrified die-cast blade a-spinning	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	hale die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	beefy die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	greedy Tesla die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	MacGyver's quilted die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	crafty die-cast Don Crimbo of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	stiffened die-cast Uncle Hobo of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	prompt mansplainer's die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	green The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	deionized Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	altered purple shaking handful of Smithereens	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	decent red squat Every Day is Like This Sundae	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	stale half-sized Miserable Pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	half-sized bland This Charming Flan	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	drinkable irresponsibly strong Irish Coffee, English Heart	6	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	smooth Strikes Again Bigmouth	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	bad weak teal Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	blurry Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	aromatic greasy Temple Grandin's Work is a Four Letter Sword of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	wobbly fireproof knitted smelly Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	friendly padded Sheila Take a Crossbow of the brute of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	cyan supercharged razor-sharp A Light that Never Goes Out of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	upside-down gravedigger's Temple Grandin's Half a Purse of the scaredy-cat of doom	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	spinning maroon scandalous dangerous Socratic experienced Hairpiece On Fire	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	Jim Carey's Tesla Vicar's Tutu of dire peril of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	squat Lo Pan's sinister Hand in Glove of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	nasty sizzling dance instructor's Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	aromatic horrifying slick Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	green asbestos-lined therapeutic Hand that Rocks the Ladle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	huge dog trainer's therapeutic Saucepanic of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	huge boxer's Frankly Mr. Shank of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	jittery boxer's wizardly Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	curative third-hand lantern	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	tiny decent pickled egg	1	good	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	pressed irradiated ghostly warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	huge jittery warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	vacuum-sealed extra-unsweetened irradiated ghostly glass slipper	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	modified spinning antimatter wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	adjusted nitrogenated warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	Vulcanized irradiated cyan warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	improved pickled spinning warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	toothsome warbear gyro	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	double-quantum recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	tumbling warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	spinning warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	skewed warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	bland breakfast mess	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	blue warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	bland miniature breakfast miracle	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	oxidized dry gray Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	ghostly mirror shaking festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	bouncing Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	huge hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	diluted twirling purple grim fairy tale	1	awesome	Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	aerosolized single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	pickled corrupted single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 66
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	skewed packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	adequate jumbo pulsating snow berries	5	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	decent ice harvest	3	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	cold-filtered huge frost flower	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	flattened double-anodized snow cleats	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	adjusted adjusted liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	moldy shaking snow crab	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	delicious Ice Island Long Tea	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	tumbling unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	teal ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	snow mobile of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	steel-toed ice bucket	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	scorching snow shovel of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	Fonzie's bod-ice of wisdom of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	wobbly lard-coated hale Samson's brainy snow belt	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	olive narrow skewed tumbling smelly educational ice nine of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	bad narrow En Una Fila Tequila	4	decent	
7091	gray Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	
7092	blurry fortified Herculean warbear dress helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	shaking slick warbear dress bracers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	reassuring nasty warbear dress greaves	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	therapeutic sweatband of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	blinking huge lightning-fast smooth gym shorts	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	careful dangerous ankleweights	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	chaotic Van der Graaf energetic healthy sweat socks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	distilled mirror Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	ionized polarized powder	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	wicked licorice whip	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	distilled bad snakebite	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	shaking up-at-dawn candy stick of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	flavorless massive pecan	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	rotten super-sized pecan pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	moldy candy mountain oyster	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	artisanal high-proof chocotini	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	chocolate rabbit's foot of the wise owl of dire peril of temperance	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	spoiled gigantic twirling candy carrot	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	enchanted huge adequate ghostly cyan candy carrot cake	9	good	Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	upside-down family-friendly carrot-on-a-stick of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	bouncing aromatic clever weasel stomping pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	bland mulberry	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	strong tolerable mulled berry wine	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	lemon party hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	studded lemon shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	cyan huge crafty lemon drop trousers	0		Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	non-modified moist lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	twirling manspreader's gummi sword of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	super-chilled polarized non-boiled bouncing small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	pulsating coward's chocolate cow bone	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	boiled improved mirror gummi fang	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	tasty leftover canap&eacute;s	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	weak acceptable squat magnum of champagne	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	nasty extremely unsafe cow creamer of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	aerosolized maroon Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	curative wolf whistle of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	bland skewed huge witch's bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	polymerized tarnished huge witch's brew	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	frightening hale sinister witch's bra	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	artisanal mid-level medieval mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	chilled triple-diffused R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	pulsating spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	chilled magnetized blurry yellow hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	tarnished blurry hare brush	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	narrow sizzling supercharged hare pin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	gigantic stale cinnamon cannoli	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	drinkable distilled expensive champagne	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	modified polo trophy	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	teal rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	twirling straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	twirling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	olive filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	wobbly shaking glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	grievous Herculean stylish fire hose	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	bite-sized fancy delicious fireman's lunch	1	awesome	Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	knitted scandalous Samson's plain paper hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	stale red ice cream sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	zippy slick &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	small stale plumber's lunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	fortified quilted Newton's skull gearshift knob	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: 100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	spoiled big nachos of the night	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	lard-coated scorching rock-hard Sketcherz&trade;	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	normal immense can of Adultwitch&trade;	10	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	dry dry blue smudge stick	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	quadruple-energized olive wall	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	artisanal practically non-alcoholic tankard of ale	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	polymerized purple upside-down scroll case	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	concentrated blurry blinking jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	bland blue humble pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	green small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	double-magnetized tarnished crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 21
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	upside-down pulsating The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	blurry The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	ghostly The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	spinning Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	red huge pulsating Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	bad shaking olive unnamed cocktail	3	decent	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	auspicious unrequired jacket	0		Item Drop: +10
7190	tommy gun of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	upside-down frosty breadchucks of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	tumbling combat fan of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
7198	weightlifter's silk skirt of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	fuchsia Buddy Bjorn of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	greasy therapeutic hardened The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7202	flavorless ghostly sweet roll Alabama	3	decent	
7203	Jeselnik's Saturday Night Special	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	spinning fleetwood chain of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
7206	mediocre watered-down shaking Green Manalishi	2	decent	
7207	Rosewater's blade	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	enchanted purple eagle's milk	1	EPIC	Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 35
7210	polarized eagle feather	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 19
7211	dry denatured one pill	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 62
7212	squat Jefferson wings of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	flavorless half-sized tumbling olive fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	2	decent	
7216	green lynyrd skin	0		
7217	squat Annie Oakley's lynyrdskin cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	squat lime green Temple Grandin's lynyrdskin tunic	0		Familiar Weight: +7
7219	spinning fireproof lynyrdskin breeches	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	shaking cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	tolerable purple Flamin' Whatshisname	3	good	
7223	corrupted lime green upside-down lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 67
7224	spinning savvy slick Kashmir sweater	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20
7225	tiny special bland custard pie	1	decent	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 45
7226	tea for one	1	EPIC	
7227	drinkable teal bottle of Evermore	3	good	
7228	box	0		
7229	mediocre special wine	3	decent	Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 15
7230	hand-crafted rum	3	EPIC	
7231	acceptable Murderer's Punch	3	good	
7232	moldy velvet cake	4	crappy	
7233	pickled letter	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 68
7234	tumbling squat horrifying Socratic book	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +25
7235	greasy mansplainer's masque	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7236	spinning inspector's red-hot poker	0		Item Drop: +15
7237	blue Fonzie's Red X Shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
7238	miser's medical-grade badge	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7239	family-friendly perfumed shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7240	twirling greasy crafty coat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7241	lard-coated shoe of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	cold-filtered alkaline blood cells	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 21
7245	adjusted dry eye	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 37
7246	red glark cable	0		
7247	chaotic ruddy Red Fox glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	anodized mirror olive twirling foxglove	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 43
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	wool veiny sinister Sneaky Pete's jacket of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	narrow jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	enchanted drinkable ghostly mini-martini	3	good	Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 5
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	modified narrow red molotov soda	1	decent	
7258	electrified mirror pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 33
7259	yellow crate of firebombs	0		
7260	huge firebomb	0		
7261	knitted Van der Graaf Sneaky Pete's basket of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	bouncing photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	green pulsating photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	wobbly family-friendly friendly steel-toed forbidden Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	mirror Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	bouncing asbestos-lined plastic Professor What	0		Hot Resistance: +5
7273	curative plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7274	narrow huge plastic Duke Starkiller of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
7275	bouncing executive plastic Gary Claybender	0		Meat Drop: +40
7276	smooth plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Moxie: +15
7277	quadruple-pickled diffused robot grease	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 12
7278	bouncing returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	chilled non-Vulcanized skewed wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 21
7280	electrified deionized wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 60
7281	corrupted chilled skewed olive wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 56
7282	pickled alkaline upside-down wind-up owl	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 25
7283	irradiated adjusted diffused skewed wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 25
7284	bouncing dog trainer's Fonzie's crying statue earrings	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	foul-smelling plastic Duskwalker necklace of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	Jack Frost's coward's plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	therapeutic Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	squat lion tamer's baleful Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Spell Damage: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	Sherlock's inspector's amok putter of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: 40
7290	rotten purple amok pudding	3	crappy	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	tarnished magnetized deionized shaking can of V-11	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	purple smelly careful elevennis shoes	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	blurry friendly elevenderizing hammer of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	upside-down weightlifter's Professor What T-Shirt	0		Muscle: +15
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	teal Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	blinking Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	jittery squat Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	diffused triple-frozen squat bouncing eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 43
7309	pickled cyan rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 52
7310	quadruple-energized blurry bronzer	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 15
7311	teal censurious stylish elegant nightstick	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7312	narrow still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	squat jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	gray miser's Rosewater's ghost of a necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +100
7319	huge lime green knitted healthy Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
7320	wet enhanced huge Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 67
7321	avaricious curative Stephen's lab coat	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7322	altered spinning Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 24
7323	bouncing greasy careful Jacob's rung	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7324	dehydrated teal tumbling jittery battery	1		
7325	weak acceptable snakebite	2	good	
7326	rubber ribcage of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100
7327	altered synthetic marrow	1		
7328	frozen extra-nitrogenated bouncing funny bone	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 21
7329	blinking perfumed sizzling half-melted spoon	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
7330	diluted the funk	1		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 50
7331	spoiled massive squat gunky chicken	8	crappy	
7332	yellow doll head of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
7333	skewed droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	fireproof paddle-ball of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +3
7336	quantum sound effects record	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 23
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	extra-aerosolized dancer	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 57
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	zippy moose antlers	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	colloidal denatured modified green moose thought	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 20
7342	adequate bite-sized moose chocolate	1	good	
7343	delicious irresponsibly strong bouncing painting of a glass of wine	8	awesome	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	blinking reassuring ghost toga of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
7348	big spoiled blinking sheet cake	5	crappy	
7349	mirror ghost key	0		
7350	upside-down picture of you	0		
7351	lard-coated wholesome quilted Staff of the Electric Range	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7352	special massive flavorless deluxe layer cake	7	decent	Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 30
7353	cyan chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	tolerable ghostly red-hot boilermaker	3	good	
7355	coal shovel of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	dry quantum aerosolized lime green hot coal	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 57
7357	energized pulsating coal dust	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 44
7358	teal electrified Bram's choker of the pedagogue of the glutton	0		Experience: +3, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	pulsating plaid bandage	0		
7361	upside-down plaid pocket square of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
7362	dog trainer's Annie Oakley's plaid skirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	altered fuchsia pulsating bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 41
7364	skewed fabric softener	0		
7365	aerosolized blue fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61
7366	artisanal huge bottle of laundry sherry	3	EPIC	
7367	Vulcanized Vulcanized improved wobbly industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 29, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	rotten jittery extra-flat panini	4	crappy	
7369	improved oxidized teal blinking mangled finger	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 40
7370	drinkable Psychotic Train wine	4	good	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	fancy normal bouncing pie man was not meant to eat	4	good	Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 25
7373	sommelier's towel of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
7374	jittery Samson's tarnished tastevin	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
7375	big normal actual tapas	5	good	
7376	squat ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	padded groovy ghast iron cleaver	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20
7378	nasty ghast iron Garibaldi of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	frosty manspreader's ghast iron heater shield	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7380	squat coward's Annie Oakley's ghast iron codpiece	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Pendant of Gargalesis of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
7382	olive Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	wobbly DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	dry tumbling Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	quadruple-improved galvanized Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	aerosolized mirror Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	ionized super-concentrated corrupted Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	dry Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	pickled quadruple-ionized Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	pickled Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	quadruple-adjusted improved blinking Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	liquefied shaking Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	altered modified Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	triple-alkaline Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	frozen activated twirling Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	boiled Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	polarized ionized olive narrow Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	dry polymerized chilled cyan Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	vacuum-sealed modified Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	diffused quantum red Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	tarnished spinning Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	polymerized Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	concentrated alkaline Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	non-altered Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	altered cold-filtered Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	olive Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	mirror Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	huge Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	ghostly skewed Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	purple pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	activated irradiated tumbling tumbling sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	skewed red Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	bouncing Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	diffused Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	unsweetened chilled Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	unsweetened galvanized Vulcanized huge wobbly Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	extra-Vulcanized Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	deionized Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	galvanized cold-filtered Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	tarnished warmed squat Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	ghostly Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	toothsome yellow Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	thick spoiled fuchsia Brain Food Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	tasty Cool Brunch Pastaco	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	normal miniature Medical Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	spoiled huge Energy Buzz Pastaco	10	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	moldy Ludovico Pastaco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	perfectly mixed watered-down overpowering mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	bad complex mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	practically non-alcoholic artisanal smooth mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	drinkable high-proof jittery blood-red mushroom wine	8	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	drinkable buzzing mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	artisanal watered-down fancy narrow swirling mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	normal Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	flavorless Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	acceptable regular-size brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	enchanted watered-down artisanal super-size brogurt	2	EPIC	Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	bad broberry brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	weak delicious brocolate brogurt	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	acceptable tumbling French bronilla brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	twirling History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	skewed Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	pulsating Brogre brorts of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	smooth Brogre brolo shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	double-paned Brogre bucket hat	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	cyan Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	blinking gray airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	zippy scandalous flame-wreathed 8-billed baseball cap	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	miser's Sherlock's vibrating extremely wet T-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	executive double-paned scorching shrimp fork	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	ionized concentrated BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	ionized go-go potion	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	irradiated pickled skewed shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	warmed spinning Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	olive nasty string of moist beads	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	mirror Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	alkaline galvanized ghostly Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	extra-tarnished sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	ionized lime green sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	drinkable purple Rompedores de Fantasmas	3	good	
7483	bad La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3	decent	
7484	watered-down mediocre Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	2	decent	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	blinking drain dissolver	0		
7488	squat triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	maroon detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	high-proof lousy bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	7	decent	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	spinning wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	spinning bottled day	0		
7497	squat ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	irradiated flattened wobbly olive Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 36
7500	narrow mirror pulsating map	0		
7501		0		
7502	galvanized green Texas tea	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 53
7503	twirling frightening dark hamethyst ring	0		Spooky Damage: +5
7504	narrow Jeselnik's dark baconstone ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7505	jittery slick dark porquoise ring	0		Moxie: +10
7506	therapeutic book of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7507	scandalous cloak	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
7508	cyan label	0		
7509	spoiled Mornington crescent roll	3	crappy	
7510	oxidized pressed twirling upside-down eye shadow	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 19
7511	ghostly blinking crumbling wheel	0		
7512	polarized blurry poppy	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 47
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	wholesome smartaleck's duonoculars	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	jittery witch's spare house key	0		
7517	frosty spider leg of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	artisanal glass of bourbon	3	EPIC	
7520	blinking burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	bland government cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	purple tumbling ribald pair of government shades	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	extra-tarnished irradiated government	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	triple-flattened alien drugs	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	brawny government-issued night-vision goggles of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	yummy narrow loaf of alien bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	tiny rotten grilled cheese sandwich	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	diluted alien protein powder	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	lousy rocket fuel	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	fuchsia jittery alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	artisanal wobbly stealth bomber	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	narrow shaking space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	mirror twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	fortified space beast fur hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	experienced space beast fur pants	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	space beast fur whip of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	gravedigger's baleful space heater	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	lime green pulsating space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	practically non-alcoholic mediocre space port	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	grievous Da Vinci's space needle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	oxidized bouncing jittery buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	moist quadruple-pickled ghostly ash soda	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	modified liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	oxidized dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	concentrated bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	double-wet magnetized spinning shaking bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	blurry page	0		
7556	maroon ghostly elephant gift	0		
7557	anodized corrupted blood cells	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 46
7558	artisanal spinning wine	3	EPIC	
7559	super-irradiated blinking gummi turtle	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 18
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	chilled boiled giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 47
7562	quantum oxidized huge musk turtle	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 16
7563	colloidal pickled polarized programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 32
7564	dry non-cold-filtered mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 20
7565	normal small skewed ham steak	2	good	
7566	skewed resourceful time-twitching toolbelt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	narrow greedy toasty chaotic Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
7569	ghostly wool ribald shellacked Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
7570	super-unsweetened vacuum-sealed altered squat Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 12
7571	studded silent pea shooter of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20
7572	bland D roll	3	decent	
7573	greasy toasty kiwi beak	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7574	bad practically non-alcoholic fuchsia tumbling New Zealand iced tea	1	decent	
7575	thinker's droll monocle of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Single Equip
7576	colloidal green future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 44
7577	altered colloidal fuchsia future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 21
7578	vacuum-sealed pulsating future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 69
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	denatured liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	huge shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	massive decent skewed rack of dinosaur ribs	10	good	
7583	weak perfectly mixed purple scotch on the rocks	2	super ultra EPIC	
7584	wobbly gravedigger's Annie Oakley's yabba dabba doo rag	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	shellacked wooly loincloth of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	enchanted boozy tolerable glass of &quot;milk&quot;	5	good	Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	lousy narrow cup of &quot;tea&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	distilled drinkable pulsating thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	5	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	lousy Lucky Lindy	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	special weak hand-crafted Bee's Knees	2	EPIC	Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	fancy strong tolerable Sockdollager	5	good	Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	delicious Ish Kabibble	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	artisanal strong Hot Socks	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	acceptable pulsating Phonus Balonus	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	tolerable Flivver	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	acceptable weak Sloppy Jalopy	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	tarnished mirror flame	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 55
7601	galvanized temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 43
7602	energized denatured gray Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 51
7603	galvanized tumbling neckbeard	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 55
7604	Vulcanized triple-modified maroon artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 58
7605	pressed tarnished corrupted punk patch	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 20
7606	non-energized tumbling steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 13
7607	diffused shaking vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 39
7608	moist tumbling turtle mud	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 24
7609	denatured liquefied jittery Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 49
7610	cold-filtered quantum Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 65
7611	corrupted boiled olive Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 68
7612	quantum tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 15
7613	diffused bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 25
7614	double-cold-filtered super-aerosolized upside-down voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 54
7615	denatured pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 27
7616	triple-electrified alkaline pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 66
7617	denatured moist short deposition	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 27
7618	colloidal narrow straw pole	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 54
7619	pressed activated wobbly copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 68
7620	extra-irradiated improved moist ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 24
7621	energized narrow ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 25
7622	pressed extra-concentrated tumbling button rouge	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 40
7623	nitrogenated tumbling Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 25
7624	chilled upside-down lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 16
7625	corrupted electrified flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 35
7626	dry energized oyster badge	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 33
7627	dry tumbling plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 20
7628	quadruple-improved dancing fan	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 55
7629	nitrogenated page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 59
7630	chilled enhanced spinning magic powder	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 51
7631	frozen friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 42
7632	unsweetened triple-deionized blue pulsating government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 33
7633	aerosolized aerosolized alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 41
7634	nitrogenated polarized irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 35
7635	extra-denatured skewed cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 56
7636	narrow perfumed shellacked shell of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	mirror sharpshooter's pillow shell	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	mirror horrifying whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	fuchsia cool oil shell	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	jittery lard-coated banded turtle shell of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	yellow shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	spinning bouncing duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	skewed pool skimmer	0		
7645	squat life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	upside-down aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	nitrogenated enhanced gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 16
7650	Vulcanized catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 60
7651	jittery freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	mirror fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	skewed fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	skewed fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	narrow fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	neoprene skullcap of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	ionized Vulcanized extra-pickled goblin water	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 45
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	flavorless snack-sized huge Sogg-Os	2	decent	
7663	greasy Fonzie's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7664	quantum corrupted alkaline mirror pulsating Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 46
7665	pickled corrupted liquid ice	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 65
7666	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Wet Russian	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
7667	toothsome filet of The Fish	4	awesome	
7668	spinning Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	therapeutic sinister razor-sharp thunder down underwear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	jittery Usain Bolt's rosy-cheeked beefcake's famous raincoat	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	perfumed mansplainer's arcane researcher's lightning rod	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
7673	triple-distilled delicious mirror legitimate business on the beach	9	awesome	
7674	stylish hep waders	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	normal mirror jive turkey leg	4	good	
7676	birdbone corset of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7677	irradiated polymerized skewed candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 59
7678	4-dimensional fez of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	super-absorbent tarp of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7681	practically non-alcoholic tolerable tumbling unquiet spirits	1	good	
7682	arcane researcher's banjo kazoo mount	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
7683	modified flattened ghostly grass	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 42
7684	jittery occult Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
7685	bouncing ruddy arcane researcher's Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40
7686	medical-grade rock-hard Caveman Dan's favorite rock of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7687	moist double-Vulcanized cold-filtered ghostly dog ointment	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 57
7688	maroon cool gumshoes of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
7689	jittery stiffened flapper floppers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
7690	coward's sneakeasies of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
7691	skewed plastic nunchaku of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	wobbly curative hale quilted hand whip	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	olive Oprah's occult glow-in-the-dark necklace of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	skewed blurry careful cap gun of wisdom of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	inspector's extremely unsafe cassette player	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	purple bouncing chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	quadruple-oxidized confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	magnetized olive confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	aerosolized tumbling confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	upside-down LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	moist spinning rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	lime green sharpshooter's rubber cape of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	flame-wreathed vibrating wicked sage Thor's Pliers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	irradiated candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 65
7711	knitted Oprah's water wings for babies	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
7712	shaking beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	normal Strix stix	3	good	
7714	dog trainer's chaotic sinister vampire pellet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
7715	bad non-aged vinegar	3	decent	
7716	friendly unsanitized scalpel	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7717	reassuring gladiator tunica	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
7718	bouncing greasy Roman sadnals	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7719	wobbly supercharged madius	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7720	squat radiator heater shield of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
7721	triple-Vulcanized warmed purple jittery wobbly salt wages	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 24
7722	flame-retardant centurion helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	spinning Chroner cross	0		
7724	tumbling razor-sharp pteruges	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	extra-nitrogenated Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 15
7726	activated extra-vacuum-sealed narrow Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 56
7727	nitrogenated denatured Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 16
7728	triple-flattened double-denatured wobbly Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	blurry Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	squat Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	green Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	jittery Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	jittery Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	blinking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	purple Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	jittery Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	upside-down Van der Graaf Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	spinning Xiblaxian stealth cowl of the detective of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	flame-wreathed banded Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	friendly personal trainer's Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	toothsome shaking Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	mediocre Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	energized They liver	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	stale They liver popsicle	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	green blinking holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	skewed holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	pickled residual zeal	1		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	up-at-dawn Usain Bolt's defective Golden Mr. Accessory of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +5
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	inspector's Jim Carey's Personal Ventilation Unit of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	triple-chilled extra-alkaline tumbling huge the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	rotten &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	modified transdermal smoke patch	1	EPIC	Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	teal lion tamer's careful pair of plants of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	smelly nippy vibrating Sasq&trade; watch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	censurious curative hardy smoker's cloak	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	zippy stiffened grievous camouflage T-shirt of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	galvanized twirling experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	green censurious groovy brawny heavy-duty clipboard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	shellacked wicked smartaleck's thinker's battery-powered drill	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	miniature stale enchanted limp broccoli	2	decent	Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	ribald Annie Oakley's banded hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	modified wet squat monkey barf	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	unsweetened colloidal Vulcanized tumbling candy	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	nippy Sinatra's brawny jangly bracelet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	cool cuddly teddy bear	0		Moxie: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	personal trainer's first-aid pouch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	anodized shaking airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	ghostly bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	blurry Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	decent thick jittery mirror initiative shawarma	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	spoiled warm war shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	moldy snack-sized twirling karma shawarma	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	aged yellow Jungle Juice	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	smooth blue Amnesiac Ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	drinkable cyan Highest Bitter	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	wobbly rock-hard mercenary pistol of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	Van der Graaf brainy mercenary rifle	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	pulsating Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	wobbly Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	spinning Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	ghostly Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	jittery TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	blurry pulsating unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	ghostly viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	flavorless seared dino steak	3	decent	
7814	lousy blurry bottle of drinkin' gas	4	decent	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	wobbly 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	teal zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	reassuring manspreader's smartaleck's iShield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
7825	lime green avaricious occult earbuds of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
7826	shaking fireproof nasty iFlail of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
7827	flavorless unidentifiable dried fruit	4	decent	
7828	acceptable flat cider	3	good	
7829	gray chaotic vibrating brawny trench lighter	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	modified quadruple-nitrogenated experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	teal upside-down military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	jittery Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	spinning special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	pulsating twirling special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	vacuum-sealed non-polarized blinking blinking perl necklace	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	chilled Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	quadruple-nitrogenated wet twirling shaking ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	normal twirling petit fortran	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	adequate diet upside-down java cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	massive special decent cookie cookie	9	good	Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	plastic exo-suited miner of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	red skewed perfumed plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	mirror maroon Samson's plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	brainy plastic Crimbot	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	upside-down coward's plastic Crimbomega	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	warmed fuchsia flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	blinking censurious radiation-resistant helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	maroon servo-assisted exo-pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	nasty deadly high-energy mining laser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	blurry narrow nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	huge Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	jittery Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	maroon Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	blinking spinning cyan Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	twirling Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	green Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	jittery Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	green Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	maroon Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	huge Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	blinking Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	blinking Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	narrow Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	blue Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	blue recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	skewed lard-coated resourceful Size XI Wizard's Robe of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	unsweetened Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
7915	alkaline deionized Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61
7916	ghostly mimeplasm	0		
7917	alkaline ionized BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 56
7918	aerosolized mirror Moonds	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 29
7919	activated irradiated wobbly blurry Big Punk	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 48
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	special hand-crafted Friendly Turkey	3	EPIC	Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	weak lousy Agitated Turkey	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	tolerable practically non-alcoholic lime green Ambitious Turkey	1	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	decent low-calorie maroon neutron lollipop	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	acceptable gamma nog	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	spinning Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	mirror green picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	mirror Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	mixed single atom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	red sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	gray nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	nasty lion tamer's outlaw bandana of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
7947	watered-down tolerable whiskey in a broken glass	2	good	
7948	hand-crafted shot of mescal	3	EPIC	
7949	acceptable strong glass of herbal tequila	5	good	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	purple steel-toed plaid cowboy hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	tumbling lasso	0		
7953	perfumed rusted-out shootin' iron of the ox of courage	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	spinning bag of money	0		
7956	wobbly Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	twirling box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	blurry copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	flame-retardant quilted Fonzie's weightlifter's Staff of Ed	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +1
7962	jittery Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	beefcake's Staff of Fats	0		Muscle: +25
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	blinking Ka coin	0		
7967	brainy World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Mysticality: +5
7968	narrow topiary nugglet	0		
7969	huge beehive	0		
7970	mirror boning knife	0		
7971	narrow Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	pickled cyan skewed mirror mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	altered mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 5
7974	compressed wobbly mummified beef haunch	1	good	Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 40
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	yellow sacramental wine	0		
7981	fuchsia talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	blue cure-all	0		
7983	MacGyver's hardened Sister Accessory	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only
7984	electrified spinning maroon skewed Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 45
7985	asbestos-lined friendly parachute	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	Rosewater's pad of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	tumbling Sinatra's peeler of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	blinking wholesome Fonzie's pettipants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	coward's Tesla panama hat	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	wobbly chaotic experienced pulsera	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	up-at-dawn flame-retardant police baton	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	squat huge smelly dog trainer's extremely unsafe groovy plus-fours of terror of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	Lo Pan's hardy porkpie	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	Jeselnik's pepper mill of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	pulsating Annie Oakley's pelerine of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	quilted brainy phantom mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	dried fuchsia polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	diluted spinning powder	1		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	altered choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	nitrogenated galvanized smart watch	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	polymerized improved enhanced augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	blinking wizardly toy Crimbot mega face	0		Mysticality: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	shaking wicked toy Crimbot power glove	0		Spell Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	mirror personal trainer's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	grievous toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	alkaline Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	jittery blue heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	nasty Jack Frost's educational Crimbomega drive chain	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	jittery Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	chilled pulsating fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	corrupted corrupted non-polarized flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	magnetized triple-oxidized ionized shaking blinking and rain stick	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 60
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	rotten half-sized Choco-Mint patty	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	lousy hot mint schnocolate	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	altered homeopathic mint tea	1	crappy	Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	twirling muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	tumbling foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	narrow artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	jittery green stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	wobbly calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	twirling alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	lime green shaking rosewater-soaked hardened tope&eacute;	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	pulsating wobbly huge wicked topiary tights of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50
8036	topiary necktie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
8037	low-calorie delicious bowl of topioca	1	awesome	
8038	wobbly topiary skunk	0		
8039	upside-down topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	cyan inspector's pot	0		Item Drop: +15
8044	studded spelunking fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +80
8045	up-at-dawn sturdy machete	0		Adventures: +5
8046	shotgun of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
8047	shaking lime green boomerang of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8049	fortified mining helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +60
8050	narrow frosty X-ray goggles	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Luck: +5
8051	blinking fortified cape	0		Damage Absorption: +60
8052	upside-down jetpack of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
8053	yellow spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	huge bouncing Fonzie's pickaxe	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
8056	yellow torch	0		
8057	Sinatra's [spelunking test kit] of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Candy Drop: +100
8058	plasma rifle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	Tesla The Joke Book of the Dead of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	wobbly banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	mixed cyan bouncing spinning	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	fuchsia nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	narrow Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	gray Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	wobbly squat jittery reassuring crafty Spelunker's fedora of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	frightening chilly Spelunker's whip of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	Usain Bolt's chaotic Spelunker's khakis of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	blurry Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	twirling LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	cyan Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	pulsating jewel	0		
8089	red headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	squat hardened wicker kickers of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	Jim Carey's electrified wicker slicker	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	banded wicker knickers of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	teal stanky flame-wreathed wicker ticker	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	jittery Jeselnik's wicker sticker of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	wobbly stiffened dance instructor's wicker clicker	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	compressed wickerbits	1		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	squat blue censurious asbestos-lined belt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	prompt careful badge	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	mansplainer's shellacked bowl	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	Socratic brooch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	shellacked breeches of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	mirror hardy beefy backpack	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	pickled bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	squat twirling personal trainer's anvil of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	sharpshooter's akubra of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	veiny apron of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	squat avaricious Annie Oakley's ascot	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	sizzling healthy attache case	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	sage accordion of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	compressed squat aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	nasty Da Vinci's wig	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	curative winch crank of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	widget of the brute of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	twirling purple prompt whisk of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	curative smartaleck's walker	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	Sinatra's strapping waders	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	mixed bouncing flakes	1		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	purple manspreader's gaiters of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	greedy chaotic garland	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	gunnysack of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	blue energetic experienced garibaldi	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	narrow Usain Bolt's brawny girdle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	supercharged quilted gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	altered ghostly smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	twirling hardy banded fiberglass fetish	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	pulsating auspicious reassuring fiberglass foil	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	scandalous healthy fiberglass fannypack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	green Tesla brawny fiberglass frock	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	ribald Van der Graaf fiberglass fingerguard	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	horrifying fiberglass fedora of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	modified blurry fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	green blinking talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	nippy rubber spatula	0		Cold Damage: +10
8139	crafty spoon	0		Maximum MP: +10
8140	hale crystalline reamer	0		Maximum HP: +20
8141	manspreader's macroplane grater	0		Monster Level: +10
8142	skewed fuchsia perfumed bastard baster	0		Stench Resistance: +5
8143	spinning lion tamer's obsidian nutcracker	0		Experience (familiar): +2
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	razor-sharp glass eye of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
8146	moist invisible potion	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 67
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	aromatic nasty ninjammies of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	anodized double-activated skewed squat Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 37
8150	oxidized non-polymerized blurry sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 68
8151	dry polarized narrow Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 55
8152	warmed modified polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 57
8153	frozen green candy dish	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 16
8154	frozen shaking Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 22
8155	activated flattened talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 16
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	modified mouse skull	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 54
8161	diffused red really thick spine	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 16
8162	blinking medical-grade deadly skullcap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	bouncing flame-retardant three-legged pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	bouncing olive quilted remaindered axe of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	lightning-fast cr&ecirc;epy mask of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	normal narrow baguette	4	good	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	anodized bouncing pulsating ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 56
8170	alkaline improved cyan mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 39
8171	enchanted acceptable red unflavored wine cooler	4	good	Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 35
8172	carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	green Sinatra's sewer snake	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
8174	tiny adequate blinking pigeon egg	1	good	
8175	healthy jaunty feather of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
8176	smooth red premium malt liquor	4	awesome	
8177	supercharged smartaleck's brown paper pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30
8178	Rosewater's brainy brown paper bag mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30
8179	strapping ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	tumbling yellow forbidden breadwand	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
8181	teal vibrating loafers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	bread basket of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
8184	twirling Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	pulsating ribald The Crown of Ed the Undying of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	fuchsia Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	smooth fancy Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	awesome	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 10
8189	practically non-alcoholic fancy aged bouncing Radberry Rip wine cooler	1	awesome	Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 25
8190	triple-distilled artisanal squat Orangemageddon wine cooler	7	EPIC	
8191	lousy Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	decent	
8192	fortified bad jittery Citrus Crush wine cooler	5	decent	
8193	rotten wobbly plain bagel	3	crappy	
8194	yummy big glob of cream cheese	5	awesome	
8195	yummy miniature loaf of soda bread	2	awesome	
8196	stale fancy acceptable bagel	4	decent	Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 20
8197	stale standard-issue cupcake	3	decent	
8198	rotten ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	crappy	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	yummy tiny narrow popular tart	1	awesome	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	ionized Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 64
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	gray one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	Temple Grandin's baleful expensive camera	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	jittery spinning blurry sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	enhanced How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	mirror bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	ghostly bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	blurry family-friendly sizzling rigging rope	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	boiled twirling nasty snuff	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	squat mirror supercharged sewage-clogged pistol of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	dry ghostly beard incense	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	Sherlock's chaotic perfume-soaked bandana	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	rotten toxo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	drinkable watered-down Lemonade-235	2	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	clever beefcake's isotophat	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	squat aromatic Van der Graaf Three Mile Island shorts	0		Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	maroon quilted extremely unsafe toxic mop	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	narrow up-at-dawn clever Socratic backwoods banjo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	tumbling grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	olive weightlifter's strapping ratskin pajama pants of doom	0		Muscle: 20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	boiled chilled turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	pulsating lion tamer's padded fake washboard of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	Oprah's Dinsey's oculus of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	occult Dinsey's radar dish	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	shaking forbidden baleful Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	spinning double-paned Dinsey's brain of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	olive shaking Lo Pan's hale Dinsey's glove	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	chilly Dinsey's pants of incineration	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	ghostly brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	green keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	skewed complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	lube-shoes of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	careful clever Dinsey mascot mask of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	normal Dinsey food-cone	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	special strong acceptable Dinsey Whinskey	5	good	Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	activated upside-down Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	stanky fannypack of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	MacGyver's steel-toed educational slick thinker's brainy garbage sticker	0		Mysticality: 15, Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	flame-wreathed ruddy razor-sharp hazmat helmet of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	blinking upside-down Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	nitrogenated nasty gum	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 14
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	fireproof The Lot's engagement ring	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	tumbling Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	gray Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	ghostly Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	cyan spinning Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	pulsating squat clever hale fortified wicked miracle whip	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	razor-sharp sphygmayomanometer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	normal unappetizing mayolus	4	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	bland uninteresting mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	tiny tasty acceptable mayolus	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	bland immense enticing mayolus	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	moldy yellow spinning mouth-watering mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	smooth Afternoon Delight	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	super-galvanized Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	ghostly The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	quadruple-enhanced chilled Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	quantum modified Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 13
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	purple boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	beefy dice ring	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
8291	chaotic dice belt buckle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
8292	ribald dice-print pajama pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
8293	shaking Newton's dice-shaped backpack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
8294	dice-print do-rag of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
8295	ghostly dice sunglasses of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	alkaline Vulcanized dice	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 18
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	adjusted tumbling power pill	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	pickled aerosolized yellow pixel star	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	flavorless half-sized lime green narrow bouncing pixel banana	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	tolerable pixel beer	4	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	boiled quadruple-anodized anodized narrow sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 67
8307	ionized chilled &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 52
8308	frozen piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 67
8309	concentrated colloidal corrupted baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 61
8310	oxidized dry .epub file	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 39
8311	wet non-chilled deionized cyan BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 24
8312	ionized cold-filtered blinking wobbly hustler shades	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 20
8313	pickled ionized mirror jerky stick	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 47
8314	tarnished energized costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 44
8315	modified colloidal polarized spinning muscle oil	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 32
8316	double-ionized ghostly ghostly bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 57
8317	warmed pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 33
8318	quadruple-Vulcanized sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 29
8319	denatured jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 44
8320	altered flattened one glove	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 12
8321	anodized diffused glove	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 62
8322	cold-filtered handful of fire	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 63
8323	triple-energized wet jittery tumbling Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 55
8324	adjusted warmed galvanized disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 38
8325	frozen Vulcanized blurry cyan coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 21
8326	galvanized aerosolized tumbling conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 37
8327	modified Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 14
8328	anodized Vulcanized icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 47
8329	enhanced irradiated shaking smellbook	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 40
8330	quantum colloidal assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 53
8331	super-polymerized tarnished mirror filthy armor	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 38
8332	polymerized lime green plague pie	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 37
8333	anodized polarized vacuum-sealed batarang	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 46
8334	super-aerosolized magnetized lime green blinking spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 25
8335	quantum unsweetened grease trap	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 24
8336	boiled shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 26
8337	polymerized triple-improved activated spinning porkpocket	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 21
8338	oxidized diffused mirror Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 68
8339	polymerized warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 21
8340	polarized aerosolized olive janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 25
8341	polymerized quadruple-alkaline activated warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 65
8342	chilled dry boiled spinning jittery baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 36
8343	flattened dry carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 32
8344	diffused quadruple-ionized narrow bronze polish	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 47
8345	dry crident	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 28
8346	pressed extra-unsweetened totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 64
8347	vacuum-sealed spray chrome	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 55
8348	enhanced filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 17
8349	polymerized liquefied hand of cards	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 37
8350	aerosolized vacuum-sealed damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 62
8351	flattened yellow lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 26
8352	deionized dry skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 53
8353	corrupted corrupted diffused grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 33
8354	boiled flattened adjusted wobbly nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 59
8355	quadruple-unsweetened iron torso box	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 18
8356	polymerized pressed denatured mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 55
8357	concentrated green radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 19
8358	extra-corrupted polymerized skewed purple x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 24
8359	extra-adjusted wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 33
8360	vacuum-sealed hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 45
8361	boiled child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 31
8362	improved energized devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 60
8363	non-flattened shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 13
8364	quantum chilled cyan alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 26
8365	diffused triple-quantum twirling ghostly novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 19
8366	pickled deionized invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 16
8367	vacuum-sealed quantum vacuum-sealed handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 43
8368	boiled spinning garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 59
8369	diffused quadruple-polymerized dry squat plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 36
8370	tarnished teal huge funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 41
8371	dry pressed squat spinning bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 60
8372	quadruple-warmed flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 49
8373	oxidized wobbly captured boozles	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 37
8374	cold-filtered galvanized drinks tray	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 26
8375	modified enhanced eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 65
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	jumbo adequate pixel lemon	5	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	artisanal pixel daiquiri	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	alkaline polymerized ghostly power pill	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	energized aerosolized concentrated blinking shaking bouncing pixel potion	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	ghostly popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	pulsating mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	purple mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	skewed fuchsia mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	shaking narrow hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	twirling The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	stanky The Emperor's new hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	Sherlock's The Emperor's new shirt	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	slick The Emperor's new pants	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	friendly thinker's lead pipe	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	Sinatra's weightlifter's rope	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	spinning sinister wrench of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	bouncing candlestick of the bloodbag of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	blue Tesla padded knife	0		Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	auspicious supercharged revolver	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	adequate yellow pestopiary	3	good	
8408	vacuum-sealed extra-wet polarized spinning ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 26
8409	delicious crudles	4	awesome	
8410	flavorless massive agnolotti arboli	10	decent	
8411	snack-sized fancy moldy twirling ghostly spaghetti with ghost balls	2	crappy	Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 5
8412	bite-sized spoiled enchanted bouncing succulent marrow	1	crappy	Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 5
8413	toothsome salacious crumbs	3	awesome	
8414	massive normal fusilli marrownarrow	8	good	
8415	decent suggestive strozzapreti	4	good	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	adequate jittery Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	good	
8418	jittery oyster sauce	0		
8419	rotten massive linguini immondizia bianco	9	crappy	
8420	flavorless tiny blurry shells a la shellfish	1	decent	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	yellow ghostly New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	red Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	bouncing fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	gray shaking spore pod	0		
8429	ghostly veiny spore pod	0		
8430	yellow hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	fuchsia mirror hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	blurry jingling spore pod	0		
8435	lightning-fast LavaCo Lamp&trade; of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	electrified hale LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	family-friendly thinker's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	narrow thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	blurry insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	skewed mirror empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	blue viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	wobbly lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	twirling SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	bouncing uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	lime green uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	grievous high-temperature mining mask of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	squat auspicious nippy fireproof megaphone	0		Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	thick adequate mineapple	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	boozy bad upside-down Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	decent smelted roe	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	drinkable enchanted lavawater	4	good	Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	Vulcanized ionized jittery basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	jittery vibrating lavalarva of the brazier of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	lime green lion tamer's chaotic weightlifter's lava balaclava	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	stanky chaotic sinister basaltamander buckler	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	non-quantum lava globs	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	super-sized bland gooey lava globs	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	frightening energetic lava-proof pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	tumbling blurry Sherlock's fireproof heat-resistant necktie	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	Sherlock's banded experienced heat-resistant gloves	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	stale very hot lunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	tolerable practically non-alcoholic asbestos thermos	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	electrified polymerized unsweetened liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	stale yellow disco biscuit	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	bad maroon Quaatorade&trade;	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	knitted Oprah's hale biker's hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	ghostly steel-toed cool feathered headdress of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	auspicious rosy-cheeked electrician's hardhat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	twirling The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	jittery one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	purple squat airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	blinking Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	narrow executive smooth velvet pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	smooth velvet shirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	slick smooth velvet hat	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	gray auspicious smooth velvet pocket square	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	pulsating studded smooth velvet socks	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	studded smooth velvet hanky	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	stiffened grievous The One Mood Ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	spinning Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	twirling Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	skewed signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	pickled blinking SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	liquefied vacuum-sealed labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	narrow Usain Bolt's asbestos-lined MacGyver's Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	grease cannon of dire peril of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	boiled demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	purple manspreader's vibrating love of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	upside-down sage slick Pener's drumstick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	flame-retardant baleful deuce cape	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	blinking spinning squat supercharged arcane researcher's Lavalos's shell of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	shaking sage smooth velvet bra of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	chaotic dangerous SMOOCH bracers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	maroon banded SMOOCH kneepads	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	fireproof SMOOCH spaulders	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	blinking Jack Frost's studded SMOOCH codpiece	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	inspector's SMOOCH breastplate	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	squat superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	blinking maroon spinning superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	decent cyan jittery lava cake	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	miniature normal huge pink slime	2	good	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	upside-down Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	spoiled devil hair pasta	3	crappy	
8530	tiny rotten spagecialetti	1	crappy	
8531	lime green Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	stale libertagliatelle	4	decent	
8535	normal twirling turkish mostaccioli	3	good	
8536	normal linguini of the sea	3	good	
8537	galvanized polarized colloidal Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 64
8539	wobbly Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	purple drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	miniature yummy upside-down Fettris	2	awesome	
8543	big flavorless fusillocybin	5	decent	
8544	enchanted big toothsome prescription noodles	5	awesome	Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 5
8545	denatured huge mirror blood-drive sticker	1	decent	
8546	galvanized triple-galvanized green bag of grain	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 54
8547	pickled pocket maze	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 34
8548	diffused unsweetened twirling shady shades	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 47
8549	polarized squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 20
8550	stale big weird gazelle steak	5	decent	
8551	normal sausage without a cause	3	good	
8552	moist cold-filtered face paint	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 34
8553	practically non-alcoholic drinkable emergency margarita	1	good	
8554	enchanted aged vintage smart drink	3	awesome	Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 10
8555	bouncing jittery a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	narrow Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	tarnished wobbly Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 41
8559	colloidal oxidized polarized blinking bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 13
8560	improved pressed upside-down Aerheads	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 37
8561	liquefied blurry jittery Wrotz	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 22
8562	double-tarnished Gabarbar	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 18
8563	magnetized Vulcanized flattened fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 54
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	blue bouncing inspector's asbestos-lined barrel lid of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	Herculean beefcake's barrel hoop earring of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	olive squat flame-retardant wool bankruptcy barrel of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	jittery firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	maroon skewed normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	cyan tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	maroon weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	mirror mirror barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	spinning rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	bouncing barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	high-proof drinkable special twirling bottle of Amontillado	9	good	Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	smooth cyan spinning barrel-aged martini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	miniature spoiled jittery barrel pickle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	flavorless barrel cracker	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	dehydrated upside-down vibrating mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	vaporized mushroom	1	EPIC	Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	thinker's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Newton's Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	barrel gun of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	skewed barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	spoiled maroon water log	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	wobbly electrified barrelhead of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	veiny banded bottoms of the barrel	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	Temple Grandin's chest barrel of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	purple shaking bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	foul-smelling medical-grade double barreled barrel gun	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	tumbling flame-retardant mansplainer's beefy triple barreled barrel gun	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	wobbly double-paned barrel beryl choker of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	barrel beryl nose ring of the blizzard of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	Sherlock's mansplainer's barrel beryl ring	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	vacuum-sealed improved cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	tarnished gray wobbly cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	cold-filtered cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	extra-aerosolized skewed green cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	cold-filtered bouncing narrow cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	energized non-modified cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	diffused magnetized cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	warmed corrupted huge pulsating cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	vacuum-sealed modified extra-energized cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	triple-moist skewed bouncing cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	altered cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	tarnished concentrated bouncing cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	unsweetened squat wobbly cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	boiled cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	pickled cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	ionized cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	energized ghostly cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	oxidized cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	denatured dry adjusted cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	activated denatured pulsating cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	non-dry activated cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	nitrogenated colloidal cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	galvanized activated cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	vaporized upside-down cuppa Activi tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	compressed cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	altered gray jittery cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	denatured wet blurry cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	non-quantum cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	magnetized super-modified cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	denatured tarnished cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	vacuum-sealed diffused cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	non-colloidal cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cyan cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	triple-modified narrow cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	enhanced unsweetened bouncing cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	blue asbestos-lined frightening Royal scepter of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	enchanted rotten bowl of eyeballs	3	crappy	Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	thick decent red bowl of mummy guts	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	miniature stale bowl of maggots	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	mediocre high-proof blood and blood	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	artisanal Jack-O-Lantern beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	weak drinkable skewed zombie	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	narrow Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	spinning tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	perfumed Jeselnik's crown of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	tumbling ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	sharpshooter's supercharged sinister hawk	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10
8655	spoiled mirror hamlet sandwich	4	crappy	
8656	greedy Othello's military jacket	0		Meat Drop: +20
8657	banded Othello's dagger	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
8658	narrow inspector's Othello's handkerchief	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
8659	quantum bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 29
8660	spinning grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	ribald Annie Oakley's ghostly dagger of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
8663	tolerable practically non-alcoholic ghostly ghost beer	1	good	
8664	groovy Othello set	0		Moxie Percent: +10
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	upside-down perfumed double-paned Yorick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
8668	rose	0		
8669	wobbly tulip	0		
8670	teal tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	olive one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	vacuum-sealed ghostly shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	bland tumbling iceberg lettuce	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	bad strong ice wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	shaking narrow resourceful Rosewater's Wal-Mart snowglobe of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	nasty resourceful Wal-Mart nametag of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	pulsating prompt Wal-Mart overalls of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	teal baleful bellhop's hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	perfectly mixed ice porter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	diffused non-dry exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	irradiated shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	squat ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	altered medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	stale ice rice	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic iced plum wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	healthy beefy training belt of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	Sinatra's Da Vinci's training legwarmers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	fuchsia toasty friendly training helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	tumbling spinning training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	powdered abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	dried abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	powdered blue abstraction: sensation	1		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	denatured skewed abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	twisted purple upside-down abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	denatured purple abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	dried red upside-down abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	powdered abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	altered olive blurry abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	mixed ghostly upside-down abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	wobbly modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	tasty VYKEA meatballs	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	tolerable purple VYKEA mead	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	double-unsweetened VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	twirling VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	tumbling VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	jittery VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	mirror VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	spinning pulsating VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	crafty rock-hard VYKEA hex key of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	jittery lime green VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	half-sized adequate tin of submardines	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	bad weak maroon bottle of norwhiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	vaporized squat lime green octolus oculus	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	lime green flame-wreathed curative studded sardine can key	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	skewed knitted electrified shellacked norwhal helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	upside-down Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed groovy octolus-skin cloak	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	fancy delicious practically non-alcoholic perfect cosmopolitan	1	awesome	Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	watered-down tolerable perfect negroni	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	extra-dry aged perfect dark and stormy	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	bad perfect mimosa	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	bad perfect old-fashioned	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	hand-crafted perfect paloma	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	deionized That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	improved Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	denatured Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	chilled blinking Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	dry Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	irradiated enhanced Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	ionized tumbling hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	flattened wet ionized communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	moldy Crimbo salad	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	big decent teal bread line	5	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	smooth special distilled mirror bark rootbeer	5	awesome	Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	practically non-alcoholic mediocre ale	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	blurry plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	Socratic plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	avaricious plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	plastic Crimborgatron of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	plastic Crimbodhisattva of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	fuchsia bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	cyan stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	squat BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	acceptable Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	shaking Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	skewed Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	tumbling chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	denatured non-galvanized quantum pitted sheet	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	blurry Annie Oakley's rock-hard personal trainer's reusable shopping bag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	spinning censurious coarse hemp socks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	jittery Tesla armband	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bouncing bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	squat nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	blinking wobbly pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	cyan iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	red inspector's pine cone necklace	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	shaking friendly reindeer hammer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	Jack Frost's elf ploughshare	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	purple circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	Lo Pan's elven tambourine	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	stylish reindeer sickle	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	squat face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	mirror face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	huge bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	narrow incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	mirror kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	green pulsating ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	pulsating exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	wobbly glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	ghostly pulsating bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	flavorless snack-sized Kudzu salad	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	mixed blue Mansquito Serum	1		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	weak artisanal bouncing Miss Graves' vermouth	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	decent bite-sized The Plumber's mushroom stew	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	pickled blurry The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	perfectly mixed tumbling The Mad Liquor	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	hand-crafted Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	stale Mr. Burnsger	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	powdered bouncing The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	fireproof manspreader's The Jokester's gun of temperance	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	avaricious frightening Jim Carey's The Jokester's wig	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	executive smooth The Jokester's pants of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	adjusted dry Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	spinning basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	quadruple-irradiated blurry robin's egg	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	tasty pulsating robin flan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	bad red robin nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	huge LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	shaking plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	blurry exploding gum	0		
8839	maroon root beer barrel	0		
8840	magnetized diffused Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 65
8841	Vulcanized blurry Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 42
8842	extra-oxidized non-pickled pulsating infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 22
8843	magnetized can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 67
8844	warmed nitrogenated ghostly The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 50
8845	energized bag of random words	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 67
8846	polymerized tumbling yellow tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 29
8847	energized oxidized moist pulsating green red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 42
8848	electrified flattened upside-down question juice	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 55
8849	irradiated tube of villain	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 25
8850	pulsating wool your cowboy boots	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	squat lime green inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	twirling nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	olive nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	blurry teal shaking nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	blinking Usain Bolt's quicksilver ring	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	MacGyver's razor-sharp thicksilver ring of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	boxer's wicksilver ring of the pedagogue of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	double-paned vibrating hardy slicksilver ring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	chaotic MacGyver's sicksilver ring of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	mirror rosewater-soaked mansplainer's Tesla nicksilver ring	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	gray ghostly ruddy smooth ticksilver ring	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	auspicious padded Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	wool Jim Carey's Tesla's Electroplated Beans of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 45, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	sinister deadly thinker's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	Hellfire Spicy Beans of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	resourceful Frigid Northern Beans	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	narrow zippy World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	huge banded Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	hardy Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	sizzling Lo Pan's chaotic Annie Oakley's deadly Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: 40, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	medical-grade occult Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	normal shaking plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	normal cyan plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	special moldy super-sized maroon plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	5	crappy	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	decent plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	jumbo flavorless fancy plate of Frigid Northern Beans	5	decent	Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	immense stale ghostly plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	spoiled skewed plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	bite-sized flavorless plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	yummy special plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	awesome	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	adequate plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	maroon prompt resourceful Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	mirror nippy friendly savvy Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	upside-down Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	greasy frightening Lo Pan's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	spinning censurious lard-coated Sinatra's educational Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	spinning El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	bouncing Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	dog trainer's energetic extremely unsafe Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	upside-down cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	irradiated green squat poker face paint	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	bouncing gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	electrified Vulcanized yellow triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	tarnished frozen blinking ghost bit	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	Vulcanized electrified buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	dry lion musk	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	flavorless half-sized bear claw	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	non-modified electrified pickled skewed rattler gland	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	moist bouncing tumbling half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	non-aerosolized modified improved tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	spoiled upside-down purple narrow rotting beefsteak	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	lousy watered-down firemilk	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	concentrated jittery spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	diluted moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	fireproof western-style skinning knife of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	skewed pulsating reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	skewed steel knuckles of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	green Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	narrow LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	squat twirling Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	gray upside-down disc (white)	0		
8924	olive disc (black)	0		
8925	shaking disc (red)	0		
8926	bouncing disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	cyan disc (yellow)	0		
8929	ghostly red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	energized extra-polarized skewed demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	cyan tumbling rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	mirror makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	mirror baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	blurry porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	jittery rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	pulsating thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	tumbling squat wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	cyan slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	skewed bouncing nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	narrow special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	bouncing Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	resourceful one-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +5
8960	upside-down extremely unsafe two-gallon hat of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50
8961	tumbling Sinatra's three-gallon hat of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +25
8962	toasty stylish four-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +5
8963	skewed Newton's five-gallon hat of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100
8964	razor-sharp six-gallon hat of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100
8965	electrified rosy-cheeked seven-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8966	Oprah's thinker's eight-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
8967	Da Vinci's nine-gallon hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5
8968	squat banded baleful ten-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100
8969	miser's eleven-gallon hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +10
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	fuchsia squat snake oil	0		
8972	quantum irradiated green skin oil	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 14
8973	denatured unusual oil	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 64
8974	liquefied wet eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 65
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	extra-oxidized ionized altered ghostly shaking patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 56
8977	concentrated aerosolized patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 54
8978	irradiated lime green patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 12
8979	adjusted patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 22
8980	enhanced oxidized patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 36
8981	super-oxidized chilled quadruple-aerosolized twirling squat patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 18
8982	moist electrified skewed corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 15
8983	smooth extra-dry mirror tumbling rodeo whiskey	5	awesome	
8984	tumbling Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	tumbling sage real cowboy hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	twirling jittery Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	modified fuchsia armored prawn	1		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	adequate jumping horseradish	3	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	weak drinkable Sacramento wine	2	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	unsweetened Greek fire	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	wool foul-smelling clever baleful ox-head shield of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	ghostly miser's foul-smelling energetic occult dented scepter of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	studded Fonzie's beefcake's very pointy crown of the sewer of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	prompt ribald sharpshooter's Tesla battle broom of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	skewed Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	lightning-fast avaricious careful carpe of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: 140, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	yellow greedy medical-grade Newton's codpiece of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	pulsating Temple Grandin's manspreader's dangerous brainy troutsers	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	Usain Bolt's hardy grievous dance instructor's bass clarinet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	blue avaricious frightening stylish thinker's fish hatchet	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	blurry horrifying tunac of the bloodbag of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	squat fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	deionized dry wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	hand-crafted weak bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	pressed spinning bouncing high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	wobbly educational fishin' hat	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	green sonar fishfinder of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	mirror plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	decent gallon of milk	3	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	sharpshooter's brainy First Post shirt - Cir Senam of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	teal no spoon	0		
9030	yummy gigantic star salad	8	awesome	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	thick flavorless cyan bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	5	decent	
9033	purple Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	moldy browser cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	mediocre squat hacked gibson	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	spinning Source shades of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	spinning Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	upside-down Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	maroon Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	huge Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	spinning Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	bouncing Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	fuchsia twirling Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	blurry Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	jittery Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	tumbling bouncing Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	spinning blinking Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	huge Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	censurious family-friendly horrifying vibrating plastic detective badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	censurious perfumed baleful dangerous bronze detective badge	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	avaricious rosewater-soaked smooth detective badge of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	avaricious smelly fortified detective badge of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	jittery cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	huge wool greasy detective roscoe of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	super-deionized denatured shoe gum	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	arcane researcher's Samson's supercool noir fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	up-at-dawn zippy rosewater-soaked trench coat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	lousy fancy Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	4	decent	Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	adequate tumbling hardboiled egg	3	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	purple detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	gravedigger's nasty resourceful cool protonic accelerator pack of bravery	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	pulsating almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	Newton's Adventurer bobblehead	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	razor-sharp Herculean bindle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	fleshy lump of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	pulsating ruddy dangerous smoldering bagel punch	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	reassuring Lo Pan's ghostly reins	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	foul-smelling derringer	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	mirror olive nasty Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	hardy steel-toed Spookyraven signet of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	green Van der Graaf fortified tie-dyed fannypack	0		Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	friendly burnt snowpants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	upside-down perfumed standards and practices guide	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	sizzling rock-hard occult Carpathian longsword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	blurry smelly careful Fonzie's Liam's mail	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	chilly hardy smartaleck's Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	maroon huge double-paned Wrist-Boy	0		Cold Resistance: +5
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	maroon compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	triple-wet electrified Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 17
9108	maroon squat lead umbrella	0		
9109	flattened Vulcanized Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 45
9110	nitrogenated olive Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 45
9111	corrupted double-boiled Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 18
9112	polymerized blinking EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 43
9113	galvanized nitrogenated energized Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 27
9114	diffused modified teal The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 58
9115	activated Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 31
9116	bouncing time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	prompt repaid diaper	0		Adventures: +3
9118	twirling Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	practically non-alcoholic tolerable lime green Shot of Kardashian Gin	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	mirror mirror Unstable Pointy Ears of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	bad unidentified drink	3	decent	
9127	purple family-friendly personal trainer's KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
9128	olive steel-toed discarded swimming trunks of wisdom of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100
9129	activated moist chilled blinking diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 58
9130	colloidal charisma potion	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 20
9131	tumbling extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	educational pistol of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	enchanted spoiled leftover pasty	4	crappy	Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 30
9135	irresponsibly strong bad very whiskey	10	decent	
9136	huge li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	blinking li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	olive twirling li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	jittery li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	squat ghostly li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	blurry li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	super-vacuum-sealed tumbling hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	irradiated upside-down narrow Prunets	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 46
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	frozen ionized skewed invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	non-galvanized invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	toothsome raw sweet potato	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	yummy huge raw beans	8	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	moldy special miniature raw stuffing	2	crappy	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	stale small raw cranberry sauce	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	snack-sized adequate raw turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	bland raw mincemeat	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	jumbo flavorless blurry raw potato	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	adequate small upside-down raw gravy	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	rotten cyan raw bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	jittery narrow Sinatra's thinker's mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	dog trainer's Lo Pan's glass casserole dish of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	ghostly stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	jittery stiffened can opener of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	altered turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	Jack Frost's glass pie plate of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	aromatic stanky potato masher	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	wobbly bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	snack-sized stale mirror sweet potatoes	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	small normal wobbly bean casserole	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	spoiled miniature baked stuffing	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	bland cranberry cylinder	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	bite-sized flavorless yellow thanksgiving turkey	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	special small decent mince pie	2	good	Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	tasty tiny blurry mashed potatoes	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	special moldy warm gravy	3	crappy	Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	bland blinking bread roll	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	jumbo spoiled leftovers	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	adequate leftovers sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	wobbly yellow Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	lime green megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	blurry pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	non-moist dry pulsating skewed eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	mediocre watered-down eldritch extract	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	ruddy steel-toed Official Council Aide Pin	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	boozy tolerable eldritch distillate	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	diluted wobbly upside-down eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	gray resourceful Science Notebook	0		Maximum MP: +50
9197	upside-down lion tamer's brainy eldritch hat of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	gray strapping eldritch pants of the wise owl of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	hand-crafted boozy blurry eldritch elixir	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	avaricious fortified Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	blue Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	twirling Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	fuchsia smelly ball and chain	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	jittery blurry candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	shaking smelly gingerbread tophat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	wobbly upside-down deadly gingerbread waistcoat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	sizzling gingerbread trousers	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	electrified healthy candy dress shoes of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	bouncing greedy frightening candy necktie of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	blurry twirling foul-smelling razor-sharp chocolate pocketwatch of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	normal animal part cracker	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	high-proof perfectly mixed enchanted gingerbread wine	10	EPIC	Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	stale gingerbread mug	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	rosewater-soaked gingerbread mask	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	Sinatra's Fonzie's gingerservo of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): 6, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	boiled jittery tainted icing	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	blurry fuchsia chilly gingerbeard	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	nippy smartaleck's gingerbread hoodie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	hardy gingerbread pistol of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	maroon clever strapping marzipan briefcase	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	scorching creme brulee torch	0		Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	manspreader's candy crowbar	0		Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	chaotic personal trainer's candy screwdriver	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	olive gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	smelly pumpkin spice candle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	improved pressed gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	ghostly horrifying Socratic gingerbread gavel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	shaking gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	perfectly mixed ginger beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	olive spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	non-deionized pressed industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	magnetized quadruple-dry fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	practically non-alcoholic special delicious squat high-end ginger wine	1	awesome	Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	skewed savvy plastic bad vibe	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	skewed stylish plastic angry vikings	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	energetic plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	teal blinking dog trainer's plastic Your Brain	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	shaking manspreader's plastic Krampus	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	ionized pickled Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	pressed Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	altered huge Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	decent maroon spiritual candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	drinkable spiritual eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	decent small spiritual fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	adequate spiritual gingerbread	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	teal No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	shaking fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	upside-down gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	extra-chilled denatured shaking rock candy	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	normal gigantic green-iced sweet roll	10	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	tumbling negative lump	0		
9273	wobbly wobbly frightening stiffened Third Eye	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	executive experienced Krampus Horn	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	spoiled half-sized hambrosier	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	practically non-alcoholic drinkable chakra-mental wine	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	aerosolized polymerized deionized chakra malt	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	decent bite-sized Black Angus blackburger	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	high-proof bad lime green huge brandy	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	energized huge lime green potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	blue Annie Oakley's beefy bad vibroknife	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	spinning shellacked crystal belt buckle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	medical-grade saffron antaravasaka of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	saffron uttarasanga of the sewer of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	pulsating eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	twirling purple Uncle Crimbo's hat of the wise owl of incineration of the detective	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	stale ghostly Eldritch snap	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	mixed blinking hot jelly	1		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	twisted jittery jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	diluted jelly	1		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	diluted bouncing gray sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	vaporized narrow maroon stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	rotten super-sized fancy toast with hot jelly	5	crappy	Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	moldy shaking toast with jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	bland blue toast with jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	tiny adequate toast with sleaze jelly	1	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	moldy toast with stench jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	wobbly pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	ghostly chilly groovy wax hand	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	smelly candle of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	delicious low-calorie wax pancake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	squat arcane researcher's wax face of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	watered-down bad blinking wax booze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	tumbling glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	dried bouncing shaking sea jelly	1		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	flavorless gigantic pulsating blinking sea truffle	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	bouncing tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	shaking bouncing recovered cufflinks of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	red heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	modified liquefied LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	ionized ionized concentrated pulsating skewed LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	tarnished anodized tarnished blurry LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	fuchsia frightening Tesla beefy LOV Eardigan	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	teal flame-wreathed mansplainer's veiny LOV Epaulettes	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	resourceful stiffened brawny LOV Earrings	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	huge LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	twisted twirling upside-down LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	jittery gravedigger's LOV Elephant	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	weightlifter's eldritch scanner	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	quantum cold-filtered bouncing eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	jittery stanky hardy eldritch hammer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	stale eldritch mushroom	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	upside-down eldritch ichor	0		
9334	small spoiled eldritch mushroom pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	squat eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	huge eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	electrified narrow eldritch rub	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	cyan Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	mirror pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	blinking bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	lime green bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	fuchsia bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	delicious literal grasshopper	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	special lousy boozy jittery double entendre	5	decent	Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	weak enchanted lousy Phlegethon	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	aged narrow Siberian sunrise	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	lousy cyan mentholated wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	perfectly mixed twirling low tide martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	strong drinkable shroomtini	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	lousy purple morning dew	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	fortified delicious gray whiskey squeeze	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	hand-crafted high-proof great fashioned	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	delicious fancy Gnomish sagngria	3	awesome	Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	bad enchanted gray blurry vodka stinger	3	decent	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	hand-crafted watered-down extremely slippery nipple	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	tolerable fancy piscatini	3	good	Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	aged Churchill	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	special bad green soilzerac	4	decent	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	mediocre London frog	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	lousy twirling nothingtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	bad jittery ghostly eighth plague	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	delicious fuchsia single entendre	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	perfectly mixed red reverse Tantalus	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	weak fancy bad mirror bouncing elemental caipiroska	2	decent	Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	weak bad Feliz Navidad	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	tolerable pulsating Bloody Nora	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	aged skewed moreltini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	watered-down hand-crafted hell in a bucket	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	tolerable Newark	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	hand-crafted wobbly R'lyeh	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	lousy blurry Gnollish sangria	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	weak perfectly mixed blurry vodka barracuda	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	acceptable twirling Mysterious Island iced tea	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	triple-distilled tolerable gray blurry drive-by shooting	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	drinkable extra-dry gunner's daughter	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	drinkable practically non-alcoholic dirt julep	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	acceptable fancy Simepore slime	3	good	Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	tolerable Phil Collins	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	wobbly toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	maroon filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	blinking exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	gray skewed rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	pulsating gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	cyan huge high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	mirror alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	stale edible alien plant bit	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	tumbling lime green alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	tumbling alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	pickled alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	shaking alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	flavorless mirror alien meat	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	mirror alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	mirror fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	dried alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	lime green alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	red mirror spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	squat murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	electrified spinning alien medicine	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	small toothsome alien salad	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	tolerable high-proof alien booze	10	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	purple coward's occult alien mask of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	zippy family-friendly alien spear of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	upside-down toasty nippy fortified alien blowgun	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	alien loincloth of the brute of incineration of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	scorching vibrating alien totem of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	stanky foul-smelling alien necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	twirling spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	medical-grade spants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	ruddy forbidden spant shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	wool fortified spant shoulderpads	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	blinking inspector's stiffened spant backplate	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	extremely unsafe arcane researcher's spant spear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	red murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	tarnished skewed murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	cyan veiny sinister murderbot mask of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	concentrated improved pressed murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	spinning twirling banded occult murderbot whip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	ruddy murderbot plasma rifle of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	maroon Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	cyan skewed Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	jittery Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	small yummy bouncing Aldebaran sardines	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	perfectly mixed Centauri fish wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	dehydrated shaking narrow oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	yellow nippy Spacegate scientist's insignia of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	aromatic Spacegate military insignia of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	maroon flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's vibrating Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	shaking Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	delicious ghostly alien sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	triple-anodized huge Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 22
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	tumbling New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	ionized quadruple-tarnished bouncing Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	colloidal mirror Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	pickled irradiated bouncing Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	activated Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	polarized unsweetened upside-down Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	improved extra-galvanized Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	oxidized aerosolized boiled Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	miniature yummy upside-down Affirmation Cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	unsweetened Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 44
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	shaking suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	chaotic wholesome wicked Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	bad ghostly basic martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	weak aged blinking improved martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	acceptable splendid martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	shaking gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	pulsating nippy rosy-cheeked plastic gundam of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	olive LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	cyan Dust bunny	0		
9511	spinning huge Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	purple wobbly Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	pulsating teal Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	rotten meteoreo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	tolerable meadeorite	4	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	Usain Bolt's Jim Carey's meteortarboard of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +25, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	jittery blue Temple Grandin's coward's sage meteorite guard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	strapping meteorb of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	auspicious asteroid belt of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	reassuring veiny meteorthopedic shoes of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	stanky smelly steel-toed shooting morning star	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	twirling Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	shaking Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	shaking lightning-fast blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: 140, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	bouncing pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	shaking pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	mirror dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shaking shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	gray xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	upside-down O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	hand-crafted mirror DUFRESNE Suds	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	clever fortified mafia pinky ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
9547	perfectly mixed flask of port	4	EPIC	
9548	mansplainer's contract enforcement stick of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +25
9549	decent low-calorie squat Hide-rox&trade; cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	drinkable jug of booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	liquefied triple-dry purple pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	magnetized non-corrupted red temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	powdered mirror glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	mirror pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	corrupted blinking new habit	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	supercharged rock-hard pearl necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	yellow narrow jittery O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	red padded wizardly strapping protection stick of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
9563	corrupted roll of meat	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 18
9564	electrified Rosewater's mafia thumb ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
9565	anodized pulsating cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	mafia middle finger ring of the dark arts of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	auspicious toasty friendly savvy steel drivin' hammer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	fireproof smelly mafia pointer finger ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	worksite credentials of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9571	avaricious educational negotiatin' hammer of the wise owl of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	lightning-fast experienced mafia wedding ring	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
9576	thinker's mafia organizer badge	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	bouncing transparent nog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	big stale blinking unfinished fruitcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	non-altered red and cracker	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	fancy hand-crafted ghostly neg grog	3	EPIC	Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	stale enchanted half double fruitcake	3	decent	Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	tasty hushed puppy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	bland muffled muffuletta	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	jumbo decent shushed potatoes	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	deadly plastic mime functionary	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	Rosewater's plastic mime scientist	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	bouncing weightlifter's plastic mime soldier	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	mirror blinking lime green plastic mime executive of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	plastic The Silent Nightmare of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	red locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	ionized wishbone	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	mediocre Racisto Ruidoso	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	fancy yummy shaking bran muffin	3	awesome	Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 30
9598	rotten tumbling bouncing blueberry muffin	4	crappy	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	blue silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	skewed silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	bouncing silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	jittery silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	twirling silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	mirror silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	upside-down silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	narrow silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	lime green silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	narrow silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	squat silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	twirling silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	pulsating silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	spinning silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	yellow silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	blurry silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	huge silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	wobbly silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	yellow warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	practically non-alcoholic artisanal stale cheer wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	miniature flavorless stale Cheer-E-Os	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	blinking cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	censurious cheerful antler hat of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	Sherlock's frosty cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	wobbly rosewater-soaked supercharged cheerful pajama pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	blue The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	green The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	green The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	fuchsia bouncing The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	twirling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	yellow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	watered-down lousy gray executive mime flask	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	moldy nega-mushroom	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	hand-crafted nega-mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	polarized polymerized concentrated Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	decent mime army rations	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	delicious mime army wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	mixed gray mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	non-alkaline moist squat mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	shaking executive miming beret of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	aromatic miming shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	toasty experienced miming corduroys	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	sizzling miming boots of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	narrow supercharged miming gloves of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	cyan donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	electrified narrow digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	narrow tumbling Socratic mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	mime army insignia (intelligence) of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	Rosewater's mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	twirling mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	olive blurry mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	greasy smartaleck's mime army infiltration glove	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	wobbly mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	twirling cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	narrow fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	spoiled snack-sized extra-toasted half sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	drinkable watered-down wobbly mulled hobo wine	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	bouncing burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	skewed coward's sharpshooter's burning paper hat of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: 0, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	occult dance instructor's burning cape of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	maroon frightening ruddy cool burning paper slippers	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	greedy mansplainer's Van der Graaf burning paper jorts	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	prompt asbestos-lined beefcake's burning paper crane	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	dog trainer's mansplainer's broken champagne bottle	0		Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	lard-coated deadly tinsel tights	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	reassuring lard-coated stanky wad of used tape	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	red executive grievous silent nightlight of Gandalf of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	double-improved concentrated sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 57
9697	polarized mirror lime green Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 64
9698	electrified shaking lime green hot button candy	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 40
9699	twirling censurious Annie Oakley's makeshift garbage shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	jittery electrified dance instructor's novelty monorail ticket	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	twisted mirror pills	1		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 20
9702	modified furry pill	1		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 50
9703	twisted beefy pill	1		
9704	altered blue twirling excitement pill	1		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
9705	boiled jittery vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 10
9706	diluted tumbling lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	twisted shaking pulsating dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	green How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	olive wobbly Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	mirror Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	gray They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	ghostly pulsating genie's turbane of the pedagogue of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	mirror Oprah's genie's scimitar of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	maroon boxer's genie's pants of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	Da Vinci's genie's bracers of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	upside-down smooth psychic's circlet of the brazier	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	electrified stiffened psychic's crystal ball	0		Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	frightening stanky psychic's pslacks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	twirling fortified personal trainer's psychic's amulet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	stale heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	rotten half-sized Swedish massage fish	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	artisanal blinking Third Base	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	fancy spirit-forward delicious Bustle Hustler	5	awesome	Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	super-wet Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	triple-unsweetened Bettie page	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	tarnished unsweetened green tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	adjusted heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	teal Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	olive narrow heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	activated purple upside-down rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 31
9744	modified boiled mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 43
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	nitrogenated polymerized narrow rhinestone	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 41
9747	narrow 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	pulsating bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	gray veiny Team Avarice cap	0		Maximum HP: +10
9755	maroon coward's Team Sloth cap	0		Monster Level: -20
9756	huge prompt Team Wrath cap	0		Adventures: +3
9757	wool Mu cap	0		Cold Resistance: +1
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	yellow squat Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	lime green Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	bouncing Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	twirling narrow Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	red Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	narrow Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	mirror Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	jittery Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	fuchsia Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	red tumbling Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	narrow Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	maroon Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	skewed Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	teal Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	skewed maroon Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	squat Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	gray Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	narrow Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	cyan Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	teal Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	jittery huge Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	blurry skewed Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	shaking Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	skewed Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	shaking Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	ghostly Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	pulsating Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	spinning maroon shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	fuchsia muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	fuchsia amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	ghostly rocket	0		
9828	modified jittery olive magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	compressed maroon brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	distilled gray glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 15
9831	powdered ghostly scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	powdered squat pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 45
9833	modified tumbling lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	mixed gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 5
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	dog trainer's groovy beefy FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	stylish FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	squat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	jittery FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	squat lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	yellow family-friendly crafty stylish &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	narrow blurry tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	mirror green Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	ghostly LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	bouncing My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	maroon faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	polymerized pressed ghostly twirling universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	squat FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	wobbly LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	small yummy FantasyRealm turkey leg	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	watered-down tolerable FantasyRealm mead	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	ghostly nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	ghostly huge Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	bouncing hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	wobbly grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	super-sized delicious druidic s'more	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	modified squat sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	acceptable watered-down twirling mourning wine	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	upside-down sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	blue blurry map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	blinking teal map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	upside-down map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	flavorless denastified haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	practically non-alcoholic acceptable wobbly bad rum and good cola	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	denatured ghostly green Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	perfumed supercool leggings of the Spider Queen of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	crafty Fonzie's Herculean Master Thief's utility belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	lime green spinning tumbling prompt auspicious Tesla Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	censurious chilly Dragonscale breastplate	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	ghostly yellow foul-smelling belt of Ogrekind of Tarzan of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	Temple Grandin's Lo Pan's Sinatra's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	Usain Bolt's Da Vinci's nozzle of the Phoenix of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	nippy brainy the Archwizard's briefs of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	olive narrow steel-toed occult the Ley Incursion's waist of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	teal sharpshooter's groovy smooth shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	perfumed ribald wholesome ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	toasty supercharged educational scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	twirling spinning Jack Frost's educational boxer's cool deadfall branch	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50
9894	Jeselnik's educational cool beefcake's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	spirit-forward drinkable mirror two meat muck	5	good	
9899	moldy chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	crappy	
9900	diet toothsome chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	1	awesome	
9901	normal pulsating chocolate Spider Queen	4	good	
9902	hand-crafted weak hipster cocktail	2	EPIC	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	bouncing wobbly God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	shaking G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	blurry gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	lime green tumbling glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	yellow crude oil congealer	0		
9915	super-sized stale jittery good guava	5	decent	
9916	acceptable gin and ginger	3	good	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	pickled blinking ghostly gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 10
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	anodized bouncing Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	triple-unsweetened alkaline tumbling Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	boiled Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	skewed Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	gray Oprah's curative deadly Brutal brogues of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	Draftsman's driving gloves of the brazier of the sewer of terror of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	Lo Pan's Nouveau nosering of the pedagogue of dire peril of the early riser	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	dry warmed tarnished narrow sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	nitrogenated alkaline boiling broth	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	triple-pickled altered interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	blue Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	fuchsia Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	blinking kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	skewed Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	shaking Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	avaricious banded PARTY HARD T-shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	blinking deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	wobbly gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	acceptable Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	prompt pentagram bandana of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	blinking skull ring of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	fuchsia electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	normal PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	supercool beefy dorky glasses	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	stanky ponytail clip of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	olive mirror strapping paint palette	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	altered fuchsia Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	inspector's cosmetic football	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	lard-coated Socratic shoe ad T-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	teal tumbling lard-coated pump-up high-tops	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	triple-corrupted Vulcanized wobbly runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	family-friendly noticeable pumps of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	lousy pulsating everfull glass	4	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	bouncing gray van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	olive jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	lard-coated cool denim jacket	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	wool weightlifter's ratty knitted cap	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	miser's Fonzie's intimidating chainsaw	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	drinkable fortified party beer bomb	5	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	rotten sweet party mix	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	mixed twirling narrow party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	healthy experienced party pants	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	shaking Sherlock's party whip of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	lousy weak fuchsia TRIO cup of beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	thick bland party platter for one	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	modified Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	tumbling party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	ruddy party crasher of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	blue Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	twirling Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	fuchsia party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	wobbly voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	cyan weightlifter's &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Muscle: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	jittery snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	squat resourceful beefy snakeskin thighboots	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	inspector's sinister snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	toasty careful snakeskin jacket	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	chaotic MacGyver's slime waders of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	family-friendly wool Annie Oakley's slime fedora	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	shaking skewed blinking wicked smartaleck's slime knuckles of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	upside-down blurry government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	red chilly smooth weightlifter's government-issued slacks	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	blinking tumbling Jeselnik's stanky Sinatra's government-issued eyeshade	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	inspector's Sinatra's beefy government-issued necktie	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	shaking hardened boxer's mutant arm of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	miser's smelly Fonzie's mutant legs	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	double-paned padded experienced mutant crown	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	snack-sized stale ghostly ectoplasm	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	flavorless massive enchanted	9	decent	Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	delicious bottle of vodka	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	decent pizza	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	watered-down lousy martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	bite-sized normal cherry pie	1	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	watered-down mediocre green eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	stale huge Hell ramen	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	spirit-forward bad gimlet	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	bad distilled twice-haunted screwdriver	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	small flavorless candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	acceptable triple-distilled olive runny fermented egg	9	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	normal tiny enchanted cyan oldcake	1	good	Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	moldy super-sized traditional Crimbo cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	personal trainer's plastic wild beaver	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	stylish plastic reindeer	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	smartaleck's plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	squat greasy plastic orphan	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	lime green experienced plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	fuchsia Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	padded Herculean pristine walrus tusk	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	nippy padded grievous Staff of Frozen Lard of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	tumbling plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	jittery mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	adequate miniature pulsating grilled mooseflank	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	spoiled moosemeat pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	family-friendly balanced antler	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	dam of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic beavermouth	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic upside-down beaver punch (papaya)	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	tolerable beaver punch (peach)	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	perfectly mixed wobbly spinning beaver punch (cherry)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	lard-coated chaotic Canadian lantern	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	huge muskox-skin cap of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	pulsating Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	rotten huge glass of raw eggs	7	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	bad punch-drunk punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	diluted jittery mirror body spradium	1		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	jittery Samson's bauxite beret	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	bauxite boxers of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	twirling healthy bauxite bow-tie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	wobbly Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	yellow Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	purple Tesla clever supercool brainy beefy Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	red sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	big flavorless pulsating sausage	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	flame-wreathed nippy red-hot sausage fork	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	huge yellow bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	mirror sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	blurry jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	lousy beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	bland yule gruel	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	drinkable boozy hot watered rum	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	boozy delicious shaking bottle of Crimbognac	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	special super-sized spoiled Crimboysters Rockefeller	5	crappy	Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	denatured Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	olive Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	narrow Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	ghostly Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	red Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	fuchsia Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	blue foul-smelling healthy razor-sharp Crimbolex watch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	lime green Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	upside-down upside-down dog trainer's sinister hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
10082	brainy chalk chlamys of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	mansplainer's chalk chain of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	grievous beefy chalk chalice	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	narrow studded chalk chinos of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	blurry lightning-fast Rosewater's chalk chapeau	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	horrifying friendly chalk choker	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	dried upside-down chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	oxidized electrified squat candy chalk	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 16
10090	wicked marble maebari of courage	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	inspector's marble mantle	0		Item Drop: 20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	greedy reassuring marble magnet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	ghostly pulsating strapping marble mignonette bowl of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	knitted marble medallion of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	Sinatra's educational marble mariachi hat	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	boiled ghostly marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	alkaline polymerized green Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 22
10098	perfumed flame-retardant punching bag	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	rosy-cheeked Fonzie's pith helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	poncho of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	pendant of chilblains of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	chaotic palazzos of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	manspreader's fortified pseudoaccordion	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	dried pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	colloidal tarnished blinking Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 20
10106	squat veiny terra cotta truss of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	frosty terra cotta trousers of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	mirror flame-wreathed sinister terra cotta tongs	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	fireproof wholesome terra cotta train	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	healthy terra cotta tie tack of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	gray twirling up-at-dawn Rosewater's terra cotta tambourine	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	dehydrated terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	double-wet deionized blinking terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 40
10114	spinning blue razor-sharp stylish velour voulge	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	greedy velour vambraces of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	bouncing auspicious grievous velour veil	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	scandalous Fonzie's velour viscometer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	spinning family-friendly veiny velour valise	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	skewed velour vaqueros of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	altered maroon velour veneer	1		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	warmed Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 46
10122	steel-toed glass suspenders of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	baleful glass shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	double-paned glass stetson of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	steel-toed padded glass spectacles	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	glass shiv of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	prompt resourceful glass serape	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	modified skewed spinning glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	tarnished hard candy	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 12
10130	huge toasty loofah lumberjack's hat of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	blurry Newton's smartaleck's loofah lei	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	censurious baleful loofah lederhosen	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	tumbling olive nasty loofah ladle of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	auspicious wool loofah legwarmers	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	lard-coated loofah lavalier	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	mixed loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	cold-filtered ionized ghostly chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 43
10138	scandalous flagstone flag of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	greedy Tesla flagstone flail	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	Jeselnik's therapeutic flagstone flip-flops	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	bouncing scandalous flagstone fez of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	spinning reassuring rosy-cheeked flagstone fleece	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	greedy coward's flagstone fringe	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	distilled pulsating flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	ionized Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 42
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	narrow red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	beefcake's cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Muscle: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	triple-denatured extra-tarnished teal tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	altered pulsating red prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	squat electrified tailored vest	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	blinking sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	tumbling really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	slick elf army poncho	0		Moxie: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	yummy small elf army field rations	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	ghostly gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	shellacked discarded bowtie of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted martiny	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	narrow tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	energized unsweetened colloidal purple licorice snake	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28
10161	anodized electrified blue virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 60
10162	vacuum-sealed quadruple-vacuum-sealed yellow mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 17
10163	aerosolized flattened green government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 60
10164	nitrogenated triple-electrified Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 69
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	prompt razor-sharp Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	red blood bag	0		
10169	spoiled blinking bloodstick	4	crappy	
10170	acceptable bottle of Sanguiovese	3	good	
10171	bland snack-sized actual blood sausage	2	decent	
10172	perfectly mixed fortified mulled blood	5	EPIC	
10173	snack-sized moldy blood snowcone	2	crappy	
10174	lousy triple-distilled Red Russian	10	decent	
10175	decent half-sized blood roll-up	2	good	
10176	mediocre bottle of blood	3	decent	
10177	normal blood-soaked sponge cake	4	good	
10178	weak drinkable vampagne	2	good	
10179	flavorless plain snowcone	4	decent	
10180	squat Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	jittery money bag	0		
10182	spinning upside-down money bag	0		
10183	bouncing money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	tumbling blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	wobbly PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	tumbling curative occult PirateRealm eyepatch of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	lime green Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	bouncing Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	mirror recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	spoiled crabsicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	special aged bottle of dark rhum	4	awesome	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	weak acceptable enchanted wobbly bottle of extra-dark rhum	2	good	Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	triple-distilled fancy perfectly mixed bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	6	EPIC	Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	adjusted ionized fuchsia pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	reassuring greasy conquistador's breastplate	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	blurry pirate pantaloons of horror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	green [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	fuchsia signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	censurious Jeselnik's pirate radio ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	moldy pineapple slab	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	stale tiny twirling hibiscus petal	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	cold-filtered wobbly huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	spinning cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	modified ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	wobbly Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	dried pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	mirror Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	fuchsia shaking grievous plush sea serpent	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	massive tasty pirate fork	10	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	twirling Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	pulsating flame-retardant Oprah's piratical blunderbuss	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	mirror brawny PirateRealm party hat of Calamity Jane of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	perfectly mixed huge Island Landslide	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	smooth practically non-alcoholic Island Thunderstorm	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	perfectly mixed Island Hurricane	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	bad Skull Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	drinkable weak maroon Electric Punch	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	extra-dry drinkable squat Smuggler's Punch	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	extra-dry perfectly mixed Scorpion Bowl	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	mediocre weak Turtle Bowl	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	mediocre jittery Cobra Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	greedy asbestos-lined foul-smelling chilly experienced vampyric cloake	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	quadruple-energized one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 55
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	blinking overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	mansplainer's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of bravery of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	huge huge zippy frightening frosty chilly curative hewn moon-rune spoon of the pedagogue of the storm of the empath of the brazier of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	bouncing Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	shellacked rock-hard Beach Comb of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 12, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	green blurry grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	huge small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	shaking hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	triple-galvanized unsweetened bouncing magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	enhanced cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	unsweetened denatured gray seashell	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	oxidized seashell	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	adjusted pulsating shaking seashell	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	fancy hand-crafted bottle of sea wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	vaporized spinning kelp	1		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	flame-retardant smelly Jack Frost's lion tamer's crafty wholesome hardened driftwood hat of terror of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	inspector's toasty Tesla MacGyver's studded fortified occult extremely unsafe driftwood pants of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: 140, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	family-friendly frosty nippy Van der Graaf MacGyver's sinister brainy beefy driftwood bracelet of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	jittery foul-smelling fortified smartaleck's waders	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	blurry purple electrified strapping spearfish fishing spear of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	veiny Herculean rabbitfish fin of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	teal bouncing piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	bouncing gray piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	squat zippy Jack Frost's therapeutic pirate cutlass	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	purple family-friendly crafty rock-hard tricorn hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	yellow inspector's manspreader's razor-sharp swash buckle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	green meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	teal auspicious Herculean meteorite earring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	skewed scorching frosty chilly meteorite necklace	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	zippy dance instructor's brainy meteorite ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	extra-dry ionized upside-down Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 36
10290	warmed mirror chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 19
10291	zippy chilly dog trainer's driftwood beach comb	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	ghostly auspicious Temple Grandin's boxer's whittled tiara	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	perfumed rock-hard whittled shorts of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	careful vibrating hale whittled flail	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	knitted hardened quilted whittled wand	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	rock-hard whittled flute of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	horrifying quilted stylish whittled bear figurine	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	pulsating shaking groovy savvy whittled owl figurine of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	shaking upside-down supercool whittled fox figurine of the empath of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	shaking lard-coated stanky toasty whittled walking stick of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	special tasty campfire hot dog	3	awesome	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	bite-sized delicious campfire baked potato	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	normal campfire s'more	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	normal lime green campfire beans	4	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	flavorless bouncing campfire stew	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	pressed mirror leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 34
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	gray bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	narrow signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	skewed signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	ghostly low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	narrow huge Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	decent shaking lime green space chowder	3	good	
10321	extra-dry perfectly mixed space wine	5	EPIC	
10322	ghostly wobbly huge The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	skewed Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	yellow Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	nippy friendly educational Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	spinning diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	thick normal olive bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	flavorless flan del mar	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	rotten Baja sopapilla	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	squat resourceful plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	plastic sea elf of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	wobbly steel-toed plastic yuleviathan	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	jittery plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	huge sinister plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	special thick stale mana-coated yams	5	decent	Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	snack-sized moldy mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	bite-sized rotten mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	bland maroon mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	pickled ionized pulsating patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	dried olive industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	modified moist unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	powdered twirling vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	diluted a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	super-irradiated dry organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	watered-down special hand-crafted boot flask	2	EPIC	Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	flattened activated galvanized infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	twisted gray twirling fish sauce	1		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	delicious snack-sized guffin	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	modified Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	narrow shaking goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	distilled squat non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	unsweetened non-dry peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	warmed chilled bouncing mirror skewed Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	boiled extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	tumbling envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	boiled shaking livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	altered beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	oxygenated eggnog helmet of the brute of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	upside-down spinning peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	oxidized boiled concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	quadruple-aerosolized super-polarized chilled liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	narrow map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	inspector's Samson's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	pulsating Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	mirror soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	activated altered salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	upside-down dangerous ribbon candy ascot of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	rock-hard anemoney clip	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	vaporized spinning blinking super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	executive nasty coward's icing poncho	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	tarnished diffused glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	personal trainer's Mer-kin rollpin	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	wobbly blinking personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	blinking tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	gigantic stale gray bowl of mernudo	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	lousy practically non-alcoholic fishelada	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	spoiled ghostly ojo de pez burrito	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	red waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	ghostly waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	blurry waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	wool supercool nutcracker hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	occult nutcracker waistcoat of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	huge nutcracker pants of the dark arts of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	fireproof hardened nutcracker boots	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	Tesla brainy nutcracker sword	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	experienced nutcracker drumstick of Gandalf	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	frosty nutcracker beard of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	zippy curative nutcracker cape	0		Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	rosy-cheeked Newton's nutcracker epaulets	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	delicious salt plum	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	bland and bean	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	scandalous Jim Carey's clever kelp-holly gun	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	skewed quilted Yuleviathan necklace of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	knitted ruddy peppermint spine	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	upside-down toasty rosy-cheeked soggy elf shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	tumbling Jim Carey's mansplainer's Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Monster Level: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	pulsating forbidden Herculean kelp-holly drape	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	Usain Bolt's asbestos-lined curative Staff of the Peppermint Twist of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: 180, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	normal tempura and bean	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	practically non-alcoholic lousy salt plum sake	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	tarnished deionized yellow pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	tarnished quadruple-deionized squat almond	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 20
10429	extra-energized ghostly handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	mirror Lo Pan's personal trainer's smartaleck's Retrospecs	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	wobbly mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	gravedigger's Annie Oakley's supercharged Sinatra's Powerful Glove of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	huge lard-coated Jim Carey's Drip harness of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
10442	blinking Rosewater's drippy truncheon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	stale bite-sized huge drippy nugget	1	drippy	
10446	weak perfectly mixed spinning glass of drippy wine	2	drippy	
10447	bland fancy drippy caviar	3	drippy	Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 5
10448	tasty drippy plum(?)	4	drippy	
10449	frosty drippy stake	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
10450	cyan The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	pulsating coin	0		
10455	huge mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	upside-down super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	wet fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 57
10459	anodized blurry healthy juice	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 12
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	blurry fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	shaking bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	bouncing ghostly clever cape	0		Maximum MP: +20
10467	arcane researcher's smooth back shell	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
10468	spinning spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	gray Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	sharpshooter's bony back shell	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	magnetized diffused blooper ink	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 14
10475	coin	0		
10476	jittery rubber doll head	0		
10477	purple rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	blurry plastic doll legs	0		
10480	upside-down rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	blurry Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	red plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	gray bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	ghostly free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	shaking gray immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	gray blinking colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	spoiled tiny mushroom filet	1	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	diluted mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	mediocre spinning mushroom whiskey	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	foul-smelling studded mushroom cap of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	smelly Van der Graaf boxer's thinker's mushroom shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	green crafty padded arcane researcher's weightlifter's mushroom pants	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	skewed frosty banded baleful mushroom badge of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	gray house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	warmed blinking piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	pulsating plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	supercharged kettle bell	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	twirling scandalous glued-together crystal ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	foul-smelling martini dregs	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	flickering flashlight of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	crumbling rabbit's foot of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	shaking Samson's outmoded fidget toy	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	huge purple studded flimsy ski pole	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	discarded finger painting of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	blinking pizza box of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	chipped coffee mug of dire peril of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	wool Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	narrow drippy bezoar	0		
10517	pulsating pulsating Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	narrow drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	jittery drippy bromide	0		
10523	skewed drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	smooth irresponsibly strong drippy pilsner	9	drippy	
10526	upside-down drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	pulsating lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	auspicious gory drippy orb	0		Item Drop: +10
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	twirling zippy wool Guzzlr tablet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	squat bouncing Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	stylish Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	yellow Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	lousy lime green Ghiaccio Colada	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	tolerable bouncing Sourfinger	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic tumbling Nog-on-the-Cob	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	weak perfectly mixed Steamboat	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	artisanal pulsating blurry Buttery Boy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	rock-hard clown car key of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	censurious coward's batting cage key of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	dance instructor's Fonzie's beefy aqu&iacute;	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	fuchsia rosewater-soaked chaotic Newton's knob labinet key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	hale veiny Samson's weremoose key	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: 30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	peg key of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	flame-retardant kekekey	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	narrow rabbit's foot key of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	squat crafty brainy knob shaft skate key	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	miser's flame-retardant frightening ice key	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	experienced anchovy can key	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	Sherlock's healthy cactus key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	Newton's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	lard-coated wicked treasure chest key	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	extremely unsafe demonic key of wisdom of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	jittery up-at-dawn key sausage	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	wobbly padded knob treasury key of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	asbestos-lined fortified occult scrap key	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	maroon grievous rose key of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	sharpshooter's music box key	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	Socratic slick actual skeleton key	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	green extremely unsafe strapping deep-fried key of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	blinking shaking curative baleful discarded bike lock key	0		Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	tumbling Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	nitrogenated enhanced jittery blurry marshroom	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 67
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	wet salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 23
10577	ionized writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 48
10578	corrupted corrupted mirror gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 22
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	jittery dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	purple SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	blurry flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	stanky birch battery of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	blue smelly flame-wreathed rock-hard ebony epee	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	sizzling veiny weeping willow wand of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	skewed blurry nippy Jim Carey's sage beechwood blowgun	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	arcane researcher's slick maple magnet of the empath	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	olive Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	Herculean sage hemlock helm of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	hardened wicked thinker's balsam barrel	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	mirror redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	polymerized energized redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	narrow purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	careful crafty purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of doom	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	twirling foul-smelling lion tamer's extremely unsafe Newton's wormwood wedding ring of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	spinning Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	blinking drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	dance instructor's ert grey goo ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	shaking narrow Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	super-anodized extra-dry green Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	non-wet ionized quadruple-polymerized Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	bite-sized flavorless huge Yeg's Motel pillow mint	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	aerosolized activated blue Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	nasty weightlifter's Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	sharpshooter's studded Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	hardened Yeg's Motel slippers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	olive nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	mirror greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	narrow onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	maroon onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	narrow alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	wobbly alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	yellow alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	bouncing alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	twirling shaking flame-wreathed resourceful veiny Cargo Cultist Shorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	perfectly mixed flask of moonshine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	asbestos-lined ruddy sea-worn candlestick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	extra-concentrated triple-dry blurry wobbly null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	spinning flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	normal chocolate chip muffin	4	good	
10644	squat Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	pulsating gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	jittery ghostly greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	deionized fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	ionized quadruple-enhanced shaking jittery boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	pickled cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	cold-filtered anodized bouncing overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	activated Vulcanized wobbly hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	liquefied chilled maroon mirror hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	red Book of Old-Timey Carols of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	spinning beefcake's Crimbo smile	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	experienced SalesCo sample kit	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	chilled mirror candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	altered sugar	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	quadruple-boiled non-boiled multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	chilly plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	boxer's plastic multi-level marketer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	skewed Jeselnik's plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	gray energetic plastic Mirth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	rosy-cheeked plastic Penny	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	lime green personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	deadly neck wreath	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	olive wholesome shining star cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	wholesome nativity shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	blinking wholesome brainy myrrh pouch	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	reassuring manspreader's frankincenser	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	avaricious studded gilded trumpet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	gray squat family-friendly &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	baleful wine carrier	0		Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	Rosewater's candy bucket	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	corrupted irradiated prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	electrified twirling imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	chilled irradiated hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	purple government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	wobbly government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	gray government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	twirling Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	upside-down food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	narrow booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	pulsating booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	greasy Temple Grandin's fruit bat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	curative wizardly tinsel orb	0		Mysticality: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	hardy arcane researcher's snowpack	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	green lion tamer's Van der Graaf Satan hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	ghostly Lo Pan's Crimbo stockings of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	scorching steel-toed poncho de azucar	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	teal shaking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	twirling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	fuchsia The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	decent snack-sized lime green and pepper (stale)	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	lousy cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	maroon goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	mediocre barrel-aged eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	flavorless wobbly hand-crafted candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	moldy drive-thru burger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	tolerable weak Boulevardier cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	nitrogenated ionized Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	stale bowl full of jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	drinkable watered-down Eye and a Twist	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	quadruple-chilled Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	ghostly digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	red emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	skewed spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	huge robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	nitrogenated polarized shaking upside-down battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	magnetized battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	quantum upside-down battery (D)	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	unsweetened deionized battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	galvanized battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	activated deionized triple-flattened battery (car)	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	lousy marshmallow bomb	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	upside-down mirror packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	huge shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	teal plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	colloidal short beer	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	oxidized short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	triple-tarnished short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	ionized ghostly short glass of water	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	pickled nitrogenated upside-down short	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	miser's supercool familiar scrapbook	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	squat clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	upside-down reassuring stanky padded fedora-mounted fountain	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	narrow asbestos-lined sombrero-mounted sparkler of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	twirling supercharged grievous porkpie-mounted popper of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	shaking rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	skewed rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	stale snack-sized fire crackers	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	tumbling twirling Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	fuchsia narrow Catherine Wheel of wisdom of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	lightning-fast rocket boots of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	scorching Socratic sparkler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	upside-down Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	energized magnetized colloidal narrow cyan Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	magnetized non-vacuum-sealed The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	altered Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	extra-activated modified Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	nitrogenated nitrogenated spinning huge Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	extra-large utility candle of the sewer of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	blinking Jack Frost's cool runed taper candle	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	Oprah's rosy-cheeked novelty sparkling candle of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	scandalous scorching Abracandalabra	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	jittery electrified supercharged extra-wide head candle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	quantum natural magick candle	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	boiled wobbly rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	improved red squat banana candle	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	polarized twirling wobbly ear candle	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	galvanized tumbling mirror votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	auspicious water candle	0		Item Drop: +10, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	sinister B. L. A. R. T.	0		Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	shaking shaking jittery pump grease	0		
10796	narrow packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	Jim Carey's Tesla crafty ruddy Da Vinci's weightlifter's industrial fire extinguisher	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	twirling The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	upside-down The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	squat bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	scorching baleful stylish Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	decent bread man	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	spoiled ghostly plain candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	bland upside-down maroon flour cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	squat wool plastic food lab	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	wobbly thinker's plastic nog lab	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	narrow extremely unsafe plastic chem lab	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	huge plastic primary lab of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	narrow olive fortified plastic Cheer Core	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	inspector's dog trainer's weightlifter's ice crown	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	pulsating perfumed cool jeans of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	pulsating ruddy ice wrap of Tarzan of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	bland low-calorie tofu pop	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	yummy super-sized special squat bowl of prescription candy	5	awesome	Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	enchanted toothsome fishcake	3	awesome	Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	stale snack-sized bone broth	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	snack-sized bland star pop	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	fancy perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Doc's Fortifying Wine	1	EPIC	Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	distilled smooth Doc's Smartifying Wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	drinkable Doc's Limbering Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	boozy acceptable pulsating Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	dried spinning Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	denatured bouncing jittery Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	dried Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	twisted huge Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	moist anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	frozen shaking anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	liquefied magnetized upside-down anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	liquefied narrow ghostly anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	modified ionized purple anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	wet galvanized fuchsia anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	weak drinkable blinking Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	big stale bread pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	bad irresponsibly strong clear Russian	8	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	teal gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	cozy scarf of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	moldy huge Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	extra-adjusted huge fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	yellow Newton's third ear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	aromatic peppermint-scented socks	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	spinning the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	foul-smelling depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	decent narrow &quot;caramel&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	self-repairing earmuffs of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	twirling rosewater-soaked carnivorous potted plant	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	spinning universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	Fonzie's yule hatchet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	upside-down potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	half-sized rotten red lab-grown meat	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	hardy fleece	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	jittery boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	jittery cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	jittery avaricious pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	greedy lion tamer's vibrating can of mixed everything	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	snack-sized flavorless pulsating meatball	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	upside-down bouncing cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	altered huge bouncing fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	wobbly 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	ghostly carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	boiled squat astral energy drink	1		
10884	maroon ghostly mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	shaking maroon sinister razor-sharp magnifying glass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	aged void lager	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	gigantic spoiled twirling void burger	10	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	blinking void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	up-at-dawn sinister Da Vinci's Socratic void shard	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	shellacked combat lover's locket	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	skewed grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	skewed grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	Jack Frost's weightlifter's unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the pedagogue of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	alkaline magnetized emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	tumbling wool survival knife	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	pulsating crank-powered radio on a lanyard of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	supercool headlamp	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	skewed reassuring thermal blanket of the brazier of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	careful atlas of local maps	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	liquefied pressed aerosolized skewed spare battery	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	cyan space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	frozen modified single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	dry mirror gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	bland 20-lb can of rice and beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	lime green narrow bar of freeze-dried water	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	normal cyan expired MRE	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	miniature yummy wobbly cool mint precipice bar	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	decent carrot cake precipice bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	twirling The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	shaking Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	mirror strapping June cleaver of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	aged Dad's brandy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	squat shellacked Herculean teacher's pen	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	half-sized spoiled fire-roasted lake trout	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	moldy gigantic guilty sprout	10	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	blue family-friendly wicked mother's necklace	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	warmed trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	cold-filtered savings bond	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	vaporized spinning sweat-ade	1		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	blinking dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	pterodactyl rifle of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	purple birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	tumbling dinosaur dart	0		
10941	unsweetened Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 19
10942	shaking dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	camouflage vest of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
10944	shaking Dinodollar	0		
10945	huge valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	twirling maroon dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	scandalous Samson's awkward dinosaur research harness of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
10948	mirror narrow Herculean reflective vest	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
10949	bouncing stylish dinosaur	0		Moxie: +25
10950	wobbly Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	flame-wreathed medical-grade Jurassic Parka	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	ionized autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	artisanal weak AutumnFest ale	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	narrow electrified personal trainer's autumn sweater-weather sweater of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	blurry auspicious hale ruddy autumn debris shield of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	spoiled twirling autumn-spice donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	pressed yellow autumn dollar	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	groovy autumn leaf pendant of the glutton of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	denatured autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	altered aerosolized red autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	aged narrow Oopsie IPA	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	red mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	lime green Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	low-calorie spoiled ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	adequate Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	moldy thick roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	small spoiled St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	tasty Pete's wiley whey bar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	flavorless bite-sized Pete's rich ricotta	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	acceptable purple Boris's beer	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	flavorless thick fuchsia honey bun of Boris	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	toothsome miniature upside-down Boris's bread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	bouncing Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	fuchsia blurry Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	moldy low-calorie baked veggie ricotta casserole	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	special snack-sized bland twirling plain calzone	2	decent	Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	low-calorie spoiled roasted vegetable focaccia	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	stale blinking Pizza of Legend	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	spoiled jittery Calzone of Legend	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	huge blurry Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	upside-down upside-down wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	stale narrow Deep Dish of Legend	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	narrow squat government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	huge asbestos-lined prohie's hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	quadruple-polarized imported taffy	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	olive cool Charleston shoes of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	foul-smelling rare oboe of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	tumbling wobbly smartaleck's bullet necklace of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	adequate swamp haunch	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	fuchsia Da Vinci's gator shades of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	mediocre Charleston Choo-Choo	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	acceptable fortified tumbling yellow Velvet Veil	5	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Marltini	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	mediocre narrow blinking Strong, Silent Type	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	hand-crafted Mysterious Stranger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	strong lousy skewed twirling Champagne Shimmy	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	squat shaking lightning-fast ceramic cestus of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	manspreader's wizardly ceramic centurion shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 45, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	energetic occult ceramic celery grater	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	twirling stanky foul-smelling thinker's ceramic celsiturometer	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	blurry MacGyver's banded ceramic cerecloth belt of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	Tesla ceramic cenobite's robe of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	compressed ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	dry polymerized extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 63
11028	Temple Grandin's savvy brainy chiffon chevrons	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	smooth chiffon chapeau of the glutton of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	bouncing frosty baleful Socratic chiffon chamberpot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	Annie Oakley's strapping chiffon chemise of the glutton	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	yellow dog trainer's stylish chiffon chakram of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	frightening Jim Carey's chiffon chaps of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	denatured gray skewed twirling chiffon carbage	1		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	warmed chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 42
11036	normal miniature chocomotive	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	normal freightcake	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	high-proof mediocre cabooze	6	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	lion tamer's plastic passenger car	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	plastic dining car of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	manspreader's arcane researcher's plastic coal car	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	arcane researcher's plastic locomotive	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	ghostly Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	flattened Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 65
11051	improved blurry Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 23
11052	non-activated lime green narrow Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 21
11053	modified lime green ghostly wobbly Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 50
11054	pressed red Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 52
11055	unsweetened quadruple-modified Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 62
11056	olive ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	spinning ping-pong ball	0		
11058	clever Trainbot harness	0		Maximum MP: +20
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	jittery lightning-fast padded head-mounted Trainbot of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	red tumbling foul-smelling beefcake's leg-mounted Trainbots of the detective	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	narrow greedy brainy shoulder-mounted Trainbot of horror	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	tolerable mirror dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	4	good	
11068	shaking lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	rotten tiny honey-drenched ham slice	1	crappy	
11071	aged mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	awesome	
11072	flavorless Crimbo food scraps	3	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	tumbling fuchsia Trainbot slag	0		
11077	blurry industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	flavorless small mirror steamed oyster	2	decent	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	squat deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	blurry steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	blurry crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	bad ghostly Crimbosmopolitan	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	yummy Crimbo dinner	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	squat overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	olive spinning train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	teal The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	jittery fuchsia grubby wool	0		
11092	blue twirling double-paned ribald grubby wool hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
11093	gravedigger's grubby wool scarf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
11094	reassuring rosy-cheeked occult grubby wool trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
11095	frightening scorching friendly grubby wool gloves of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	artisanal nice warm beer	4	EPIC	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	tumbling Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	dried lime green fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	tumbling lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	blurry molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	shaking stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	gray chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	stale pixel bread	4	decent	
11113	aged distilled pixel whiskey	5	awesome	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	skewed S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	pulsating S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	dry blinking maroon glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	alkaline mushroom	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	Vulcanized improved five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	flavorless huge super good fruit	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	dehydrated tumbling skewed energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	hot pepper of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	energized out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	galvanized fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	non-anodized concentrated moist flapper fly	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	smooth spirit-forward shot of wasp venom	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	moist filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	quadruple-nitrogenated wet shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	activated pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	polymerized liquefied blinking pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	denatured angry agate	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	boiled lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	moldy small shadow sausage	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	upside-down studded shadow skin of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	deionized shadow flame	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	flavorless skewed shadow bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	practically non-alcoholic tolerable shadow fluid	1	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	teal shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	artisanal spirit-forward shadow venom	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	modified wobbly skewed shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	smelly Lo Pan's vibrating shadow stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	chilly bat paw of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +5
11148	energetic uncursed bat paw	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
11149	razor-sharp stylish brainy goblin cape	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
11150	stanky uncursed goblin cape	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
11151	hale supercool dragon wishbone	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20
11152	ghostly upside-down energetic uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
11153	skewed inspector's wool grievous Newton's stats	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15
11154	uncursed stats of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
11155	shaking double-paned arcane orb of courage	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
11156	shaking Sherlock's uncursed arcane orb	0		Item Drop: +25
11157	machete of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11158	cyan Sinatra's uncursed machete	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
11159	huge blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	fuchsia mansplainer's Sinatra's Herculean medallion	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15
11162	brawny uncursed medallion	0		Muscle Percent: +20
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	wobbly huge closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	olive jittery shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	blurry shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	purple skewed shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	pulsating Sherlock's razor-sharp experienced shadow chef's hat	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	crafty energetic shadow trousers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	MacGyver's stiffened shadow hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	zippy MacGyver's stylish shadow monocle	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	spoiled diet shadow hot dog	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	hand-crafted weak shadow martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	modified gray shadow pill	1		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 15
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	bouncing monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	quantum fuchsia shadow candy	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 14
11189	spinning replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	tumbling replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	tumbling replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	narrow replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	purple wool replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	Usain Bolt's electrified replica bottle-rocket crossbow of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	lard-coated Sinatra's replica navel ring of navel gazing of James Dean of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): 8, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	narrow scandalous replica V for Vivala mask of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	pulsating replica haiku katana of the wise owl of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	narrow family-friendly scorching occult personal trainer's replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	blue replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	Samson's thinker's beefy replica Greatest American Pants	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	lion tamer's stiffened fortified replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
11212	clever replica Operation Patriot Shield of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	fortified savvy replica plastic vampire fangs of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	up-at-dawn replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Adventures: +5, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	wobbly shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	zippy asbestos-lined friendly Cincho de Mayo of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	cyan replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	shaking replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	spinning lime green replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	wobbly replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	upside-down replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	bouncing replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	greedy Samson's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	stanky lion tamer's shellacked replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of doom of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60
11242	lime green zippy auspicious double-paned nasty Tesla Da Vinci's stylish smooth beefcake's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of horror of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: 40, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	tumbling lime green miser's replica Powerful Glove of the storm of Calamity Jane of the cheetah of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: 160, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	pulsating frosty Jim Carey's quilted replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11246	inspector's ribald careful Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked razor-sharp replica industrial fire extinguisher	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	maroon replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	deadly replica Jurassic Parka of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	upside-down replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	lion tamer's quilted weightlifter's replica Cincho de Mayo of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	mirror upside-down Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	spinning shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	huge aromatic flame-retardant horrifying Samson's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the storm of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	ghostly Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	fireproof arcane researcher's pro skateboard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	narrow Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	purple Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	Rosewater's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	rock-hard razor-sharp Socratic boxer's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	pulsating Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	blinking Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	upside-down VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	tarnished dry narrow scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	cyan Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	modified liquefied skewed gray scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	wobbly Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	squat Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	acceptable yellow Sexy Cosmo	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	lightning-fast forbidden strapping red-soled high heels	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	spoiled snack-sized cyburger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	spinning rock-hard ncle leg	0		Damage Reduction: 5
11287	manspreader's beefy rutabuga bag	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +10
11288	mesquito proboscis of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
11289	up-at-dawn senate fly thorax	0		Adventures: +5
11290	modified colloidal bug juice	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 27
11291	chilly spider leg	0		Cold Damage: +5
11292	blurry beefy beetle antenna	0		Muscle: +10
11293	Herculean mantis skull	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
11294	adjusted purple chitin powder	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 13
11295	spinning Sherlock's groovy daddy shortlegs leg	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
11296	hardened fortified birdybug antenna	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3
11297	boxer's kilopede skull of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
11298	quadruple-cold-filtered moist blue haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 49
11299	moist aerosolized anodized chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 18
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	maroon claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	skewed twirling boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	toothsome blue watermelon	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	maroon thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	adequate waffle	4	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	baleful beefy cat o' nine teeth	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	family-friendly manspreader's tooth cap	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	squat Socratic strapping toothy trousers	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	tasty jittery banana split	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	olive handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	maroon Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	skewed medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	watered-down artisanal bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	mirror red spinning hardened forbidden sage baywatch	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	blurry Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	blue Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	boiled wobbly concentrated cooking	1		
11329	mixed teal meat	1		
11330	dried sparkling orb	1		
11331	diluted upside-down hardening cream	1		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
11332	twisted pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 35
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	blinking book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	squat LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	chilled nitrogenated sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 38
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	olive jittery rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	olive friendly rake	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	wobbly day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	blinking extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	crafty smooth autumnal aegis	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	polarized galvanized squat distilled resin	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	upside-down super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	tumbling lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	red tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	blinking tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	green Tesla vibrating impromptu torch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	Tesla supercool fig leaf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	olive flame-retardant curative smoldering drape	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	blurry smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	auspicious Jeselnik's electrified wizardly leaf crown of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	tasty gray leafy browns	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	dry activated skewed spinning autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	chilled extra-chilled huge coping juice	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	greedy electrified wicked extremely unsafe cool candy cane sword cane	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	blurry wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	yellow Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	wobbly Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	purple security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	narrow handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	huge Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	twirling housekeeping robot	0		
11378	bland ghostly narrow pickled bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	decent lime green salted mutton	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	jumbo decent twirling corned beet	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	huge pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	huge pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	bland peppermint donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	shaking rock-hard Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	maroon skewed Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	practically non-alcoholic tolerable blurry Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	blinking Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	reassuring MacGyver's padded Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	Sherlock's Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	tumbling tumbling Newton's Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	corrupted skewed twirling Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	shaking Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	Herculean stylish Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	jittery bouncing auspicious personal trainer's Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	triple-distilled drinkable special Crimbow Rainbo	10	good	Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	prompt Elf Guard broom of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	skewed perfumed chilly Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of doom	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	fuchsia Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	bad blue old-school pirate grog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	moldy grog nuts	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	stiffened smooth sawed-off blunderbuss of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	perfectly mixed watered-down officer's nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	blue peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	stale half-sized sundae ration	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	tasty diet special skewed jittery peppermint tack	1	awesome	Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	normal whalesteak	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	narrow Jeselnik's Lo Pan's baleful whalegun	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	veiny Elf Guard clipboard of the pedagogue of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	upside-down pegfinger of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	artisanal squat and claret	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Elf Guard and beret of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	frightening medical-grade hardened shipwright's hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	purple dog trainer's energetic boxer's gunwale	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	vibrating Kelflar vest of doom of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	Vulcanized enhanced whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	foul-smelling Crimbuccaneer runebone of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	upside-down olive cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	asbestos-lined hale Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	flame-wreathed hardy Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	ghostly lion tamer's Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	squat hale massive wrench of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	lime green horrifying brown pirate pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	upside-down Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	twirling executive sage Elf dessert spoon of dire peril of Leguizamo of the cheetah of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: 160, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	medical-grade curative Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	electrified Newton's free boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	maroon mirror baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	blinking inspector's rosewater-soaked knitted Elvish underarmor	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	lion tamer's deadly Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	rotten sugarplum ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	adequate gingerbread nylons	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	spoiled snack-sized spinning rum-soaked fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	flavorless miniature lime	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	tasty gigantic gingerbread pirate	8	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	enchanted normal huge teal fruit-stuffed rumcake	9	good	Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	mediocre distilled mulled wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	perfectly mixed Swedish coffee	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	acceptable green canteen of eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	irresponsibly strong lousy green skewed hot wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	mediocre extra-dry Jamaican coffee	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	lousy upside-down mirror flask of egggrog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	shaking purple Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	wobbly pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	weak tolerable yule grog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	normal thick wet tack	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	flavorless small skewed whalecake	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	upside-down chilly smooth cool gunwale whalegun	0		Moxie: 20, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	triple-distilled bad and claret	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	therapeutic Elf Guard squirtgun of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	Van der Graaf sequin-encrusted sweater	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	Newton's Samson's slick replica Elf Guard medal	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	skewed narrow Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	blinking prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	Jim Carey's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	pulsating barnacle-encrusted sweater of the brute of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	censurious nippy Crimbuccaneer nose ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	maroon jittery Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	ghostly Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	bouncing kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	squat Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	bouncing narrow Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	bouncing upside-down The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	wobbly Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	wet blurry military candy cane	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 43
11503	chilled activated teal groggipop	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 63
11504	moss mace of the brute of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	spinning censurious foul-smelling moss megaphone	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	mirror huge rosewater-soaked savvy moss medal	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	narrow razor-sharp moss mitre of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	executive moss mantle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	Da Vinci's moss marlinspike of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	compressed gray moss mulch	1		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	dry improved super-polymerized twirling moss floss	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 11
11512	spinning adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	narrow lime green adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	ghostly blurry adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	powdered skewed adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	unsweetened unsweetened maroon adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 64
11520	zippy nasty crepe paper phrygian cap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	cyan rosy-cheeked brawny crepe paper parachute cape of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	lime green aromatic flame-wreathed Lo Pan's crepe paper pie clip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	double-paned toasty Newton's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	lightning-fast smelly ruddy crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	grievous stylish brainy crepe paper polka charm	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	altered crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	vacuum-sealed twirling crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 12
11528	reassuring shellacked petrified wood war pike	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	chaotic crafty petrified wood waist protector	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	petrified wood wizard's pouch of horror of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	fortified stylish petrified wood water purifier	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	wobbly jittery petrified wood whoopie panama of Gandalf of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	shaking Samson's supercool petrified wood walking pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	diluted petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	adjusted quadruple-ionized denatured petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 29
11536	special drinkable blue cybeer	4	good	Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	jittery wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	twirling baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	cyan clever Crimbuccaneer war standard of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	wobbly prompt foul-smelling Elf Guard war standard	0		Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	teal in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	Temple Grandin's medical-grade spring shoes of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	triple-alkaline oxidized red ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	ionized colloidal crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	green biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	jittery irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	tumbling quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	deadly motion sensor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
11559	huge focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	squat squat inspector's padded Everfull Dart Holster	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	blurry research fragment	0		
11563	shaking Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	executive resourceful clever studded Herculean Apriling band helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: 70, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	pulsating Jack Frost's friendly Tesla arcane researcher's Apriling band saxophone	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	jittery avaricious toasty Apriling band quad tom of the storm of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	gray Lo Pan's stylish slick strapping Apriling band tuba of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: 35, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	cyan avaricious greasy wholesome extremely unsafe smartaleck's Apriling band staff of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	twirling boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	rotten yam	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	aged high-proof olive yam martini	10	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	hand-crafted weak sweet potato o' mine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	lousy watered-down spinning lime green Southern yam	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	aged watered-down sweet potato punch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	adequate big Mayam spinach	5	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	diet adequate purple yam and swiss	1	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	sinister yam cannon of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	wobbly yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	mirror yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	dangerous furry yam buckler of the storm of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	fireproof savvy yamtility belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	bland jumbo yam slider	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	normal half-sized yam mayo	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	thick bland wobbly yam burrito	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	teal Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	rotten gray mini kiwi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	perfumed clever occult mini kiwi bikini	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	aged weak squat mini kiwitini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	upside-down mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	wholesome arcane researcher's stylish mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	decent narrow mini kiwi digitized cookies	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	enchanted aged blurry mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	awesome	Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	flattened mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	anodized polarized twirling purple mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	green wobbly crafty strapping mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	inspector's mini kiwi icepick	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	denatured mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	tumbling protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	olive perfumed horrifying energetic messenger bag RNA	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
11616	blinking squat flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	decent jittery ghostly bacteria bisque	3	good	
11619	immense adequate ciliophora chowder	7	good	
11620	bite-sized moldy cream of chloroplasts	1	crappy	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	purple flagellate soup	0		
11624	squat elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	mirror extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	lard-coated therapeutic rosy-cheeked tearaway pants of the blizzard of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	delicious Colera Peste Nebbiolo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	wobbly bouncing bodyguard badge	0		
11639	twirling bouncing Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	huge mirror Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	blurry resourceful blade of dismemberment	0		Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	spinning Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	avaricious auspicious Temple Grandin's embers-only jacket	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	manspreader's bembershoot	0		Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	small spoiled upside-down wheel of camembert	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	prompt supercool hat of remembering	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	teal upside-down throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	pulsating head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	skewed soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	Usain Bolt's wholesome quilted bat wings	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	red ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	maroon spinning sharpshooter's steel-toed monocle on a stick	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	healthy sinister plastic pipe	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	Jim Carey's extremely unsafe bow tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	greedy wholesome fake huge beard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	supercharged astronaut helmet of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	flame-wreathed feather boa of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	ribald foul-smelling Sheriff badge	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	spinning gravedigger's Socratic Sheriff pistol	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	dog trainer's razor-sharp Sheriff moustache	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	blinking shellacked banded photo booth supply list	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	normal whirled peas	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	gigantic rotten peaza	9	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	cyan peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	dehydrated yellow spinning drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	boiled wobbly wobbly Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	vacuum-sealed irradiated mirror huge pea brittle	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	drinkable peasco	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	moldy small piece of cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	ghostly handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	pulsating Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	shaking TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	greasy deft pirate hook of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	supercool iron tricorn hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	banded jolly roger flag	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	artisanal strong blinking tankard of spiced rum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	acceptable tumbling tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	squat skewed packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	mirror governor's daughter's lace collar of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	educational governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	bouncing careful chili powder cutlass	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	bite-sized decent enchanted jittery Aztec tamale	1	good	Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	groggles of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	nippy silky pirate drawers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	upside-down pulsating profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	Vulcanized ionized peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	hand-crafted hard cocoa	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	adequate salmagumdi	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	chilly plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	smooth plastic St. Patrick	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	mansplainer's Tesla plastic Colonel Brando	0		Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	huge dog trainer's plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	moldy gigantic coney haunch	8	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	non-vacuum-sealed chilled liquefied mirror dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	drinkable practically non-alcoholic ghostly moai toai	1	good	
11725	olive double-paned nippy moaiball of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	shaking half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	wet blurry four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	resourceful potato jacket of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	coward's Rosewater's military orb	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	polymerized mirror rum ball	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 17
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	bouncing wobbly knitted curative gravyskin hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	educational groovy gravyskin buckler	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	censurious brawny gravyskin skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	frightening gravyskin pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	quadruple-electrified flattened crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	immense normal room scale bean casserole	7	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	reassuring crafty perfect Christmas scarf of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	wobbly medical-grade Sinatra's snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	non-flattened quadruple-colloidal cyan LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	skewed maroon miser's smelly shellacked Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	hand-crafted bouncing Easter grasshopper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	acceptable weak Irish eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	bad canteen of jungle juice	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	bad wobbly turchucken	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	artisanal mechanically-mulled cider	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	practically non-alcoholic bad holiday trip around the world	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	stale massive chocolate ostrich egg	7	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	bland enchanted beef and cabbage	4	decent	Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	adequate candy rations	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	moldy double-candied yams	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	tiny moldy Christmas ham	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	miniature flavorless skewed holiday smorgasbord	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	bouncing bejazzled eyepatch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	narrow Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	ghostly Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	wobbly Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	nasty frosty coward's hardened egg gun	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	dance instructor's Socratic army helmet of the cougar of the businessman	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	narrow napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	spoiled Thanksgiving ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	artisanal Easter eggnog	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	dried bouncing blinking clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	reassuring knitted vibrating therapeutic nylon Christmas stockings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	green tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	alkaline skewed upside-down deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	maroon twirling McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	Sherlock's asbestos-lined McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	jittery yellow clever smartaleck's McHugeLarge left pole of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	fortified wicked Fonzie's McHugeLarge right pole	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	McHugeLarge left ski of Gandalf of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	bouncing McHugeLarge right ski of wisdom of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	squat 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	dehydrated bouncing eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	spinning brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	narrow dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	huge dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	lime green dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	squat dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	fuchsia pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	blinking malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	shaking server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	dried psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	narrow gray dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	yellow dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	huge dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	squat dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	jittery SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	lime green blurry bouncing hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	ghostly geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	huge geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	blinking ninja carabiner	0		
11833	enhanced pressed synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 23
11834	chilled iDrops	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 25
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	twirling new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	purple heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	cyan Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	ghostly sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	wobbly stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	squat phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	huge upside-down grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	pulsating rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	teal jittery sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	shaking glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	yellow Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	mixed twirling scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	strong hand-crafted huge mirror pint of Leprechaun Stout	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	boiled phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	squat bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	diluted skewed leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	rotten super-sized Heck ramen	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	decent burrito	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	super-sized normal blinking small beer brat	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	normal peach pie	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	tasty super-sized incredible mini-pizza	5	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	mediocre Divine sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	mediocre tangarita sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	perfectly mixed watered-down gimlet sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	acceptable vodka stratocaster sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	bad triple-distilled prussian cathouse sidecar	6	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	tolerable ghostly Mon Tiki sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	blue skewed Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	mirror April Shower Thoughts shield of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	electrified lime green wet paper weights	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	weak delicious squat Three Sheets to the Wind	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	super-sized rotten pile of wet dates	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	twirling ghostly nippy wet shower cap	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	rosy-cheeked wet shower shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	wet shower shorts of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	gray wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	squat wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	polarized jittery wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	alkaline tumbling wet paperback	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	teal flame-retardant wet shower radio	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	smelly birthday bloon	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
11903	triple-dry irradiated jittery jawwetter	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 37
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	maroon Lo Pan's Peridot of Peril of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	shaking censurious terrycloth turban	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
11907	medical-grade jockey's hat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11908	dog trainer's sharpshooter's hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11909	Sinatra's extra-tight skullcap	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
11910	wool sturdy pith helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11911	bouncing ghostly studded bishop's mitre	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11912	gray tin foil hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11913	personal trainer's construction hardhat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11914	maroon imposing pilgrim's hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	shaking stylish bycocket of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	blinking flak shield	0		
11921	tumbling Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	spinning exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	lion tamer's electrified Axis helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11925	brainy Axis fatigues of incineration	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
11926	maroon censurious Axis suspenders of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	maroon jittery really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	ghostly spinning priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	blue nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	ghostly stanky crafty Allied Radio Backpack of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	tumbling orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	skewed ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	teal confetti grenade	0		
11937	yummy Skeleton Wars rations	4	awesome	
11938	drinkable watered-down skeleton war fuel can	2	good	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	yellow M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	lard-coated personal trainer's experienced Allied Forces insignia	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
11945	squat Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	triple-pressed twirling Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	smartaleck's bully badge	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	personal trainer's time cop top hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	boiled mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	normal half-sized toast with mixed berry jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	yummy cup of sugar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	immense adequate Susie's cupcake	8	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	the gun of mayonnaise of the detective of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	tolerable spinning wobbly wine	4	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	tumbling green really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	twirling sand penny	0		
11962	greasy undersea surveying goggles	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	lousy wobbly Ocean-Touched Rum	4	decent	
11964	diluted tumbling water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 35
11965	decent kelp puck	3	good	
11966	olive scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	shaking scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	spinning waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	electrified upside-down ghostly octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 15
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	bouncing Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	shaking packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	bouncing greasy dentadent	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	Annie Oakley's clever vibrating Da Vinci's slick blood cubic zirconia of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	powdered tumbling blood thinner	1		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	acceptable pheromone cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	diet stale spinal tapas	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	pulsating shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	executive greasy nippy shrunken head	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	shaking small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	wobbly knucklebone	0		
12052	irresponsibly strong acceptable cyan Smoking Pope	8	good	
12053	spoiled prize turkey	3	crappy	
12054	modified medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 45
12055	tasty wobbly full-sized pumpkin pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	triple-distilled lousy vodka cranberry sauce	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	quadruple-moist non-irradiated green squat yammed candy	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	yummy treasure chestnut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	lousy fortified skewed mulled butter rum	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	wet cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	reassuring plastic left skeleton arm	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	supercharged plastic left skeleton leg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	prompt plastic right skeleton arm	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	greedy plastic right skeleton leg	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	shaking plastic skeleton pelvis of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	pulsating discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	smelly smartaleck's angelbone kilt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	experienced angelbone totem	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	angelbone chopsticks of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	ghostly zippy angelbone mantle of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	huge angelbone dice of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	miser's electrified angelbone halo	0		Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	twisted angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	pickled extra-wet blue squat biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 36
12076	family-friendly dangerous devilbone helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	lard-coated devilbone greaves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	miser's flame-wreathed devilbone shinguards	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	red electrified devilbone corset	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	veiny brawny devilbone flute	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	cyan horrifying devilbone rosary	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	pickled devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	altered aerosolized Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 23
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	jittery burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	banded extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	perfectly mixed weak squat Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	watered-down mediocre bottle of prize-winning rum	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	mirror prompt Santa-Slayer medal of the cougar of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	spinning Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	energized pickled blinking wobbly boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	denatured Vulcanized adjusted ghostly boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	Vulcanized boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	miser's Da Vinci's smoldering vertebra of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	green volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	padded cool hot boning knife of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	inspector's fireproof fistbone of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	skewed smelly deadly slick burnt bone belt	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	scorched skull trophy of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	jumbo normal wing bone	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	acceptable fortified weak skeleton venom	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	denatured baked bone meal	1		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	censurious plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	brawny plastic skeleton skull	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	cyan brawny plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	spinning undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	huge bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	jittery bouncing asbestos-lined scorched skeleton mask of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	Tesla dangerous scorched skeleton shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	wobbly inspector's clever scorched skeleton pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	wobbly Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	olive narrow spinning Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	red shaking Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	flame-wreathed electrified fireproof bonesaw	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	weightlifter's vermiculite shield of temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	flame-wreathed ship's lantern	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	hardened heat-resistant harpoon pistol of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	decent mirror traditional gingerloaf	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	delicious huge Scotch and eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	activated blue counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	hand-crafted &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	tasty huge wedge of prize-winning cheese	8	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	wet gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 18
12179	ghostly Oprah's glimmering crystal of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	bouncing blinking loose Meats	0		
12184	bouncing upside-down Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	double-dry frozen twirling Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	unsweetened modified shaking Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	dry Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	blurry spinning bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	blinking double-paned arcane researcher's and dress	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	yellow lion tamer's sage and dress	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	alkaline dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	huge upside-down gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	flame-wreathed dinosaur bone club	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	avaricious savvy dinosaur skull helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	knitted dinosaur bone corset of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	hand-crafted Pork Elf cough syrup	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	bouncing Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	toothsome upside-down rat pizza	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	wobbly Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	jittery steel-toed hoverboard of wisdom of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	tumbling Annie Oakley's deadly cool left shark fin	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	twirling crafty fitness tracking bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	mixed candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	enchanted moldy jumbo discarded hot dog	5	crappy	Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	high-proof hand-crafted upside-down most of a beer	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pulsating pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	delicious immense can of tuna	9	awesome	
12227	stale low-calorie alien salad	1	decent	
12228	adequate jumbo ratbatatouille	5	good	
12229	spoiled blinking onigiri	3	crappy	
12230	moldy crudit&eacute;s	3	crappy	
12231	enchanted flavorless snack-sized sauced mutton	2	decent	Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 20
12232	rotten hot honey ant	4	crappy	
12233	miniature tasty teal tomb aspic	2	awesome	
12234	tasty later tots	3	awesome	
12235	stale Frutti di Scatoletta	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	bite-sized normal special bouncing Pesto alla Marziano	1	good	Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	low-calorie flavorless enchanted lime green Arrattabbattabiata	1	decent	Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	tiny bland Orzo di Riso	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	normal Pasta Grimavera	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	thick rotten Linguini Ubriacapa	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	half-sized rotten Formica e Pepe	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	half-sized bland enchanted Tubetto Gelatto	2	decent	Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	decent Gnocci Domani	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	bouncing yellow huge second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	lard-coated friendly Space Soldier Helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
12253	decent premium turkey leg	4	good	
12254	artisanal styrofoam cup of mead	4	EPIC	
12255	twirling forbidden sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
12256	staff of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
12257	lute of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
12258	purple shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	censurious Socratic The Wizard's Android of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	prompt hardy tactical jester's cap	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	gray manspreader's flimsy plastic helmet	0		Monster Level: +10
12266	prompt flimsy plastic greaves	0		Adventures: +3
12267	nippy flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Cold Damage: +10
12268	cool flimsy plastic shield	0		Moxie: +5
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	therapeutic occult boxer's Portable Laughing Stock	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	wool horrifying arcane researcher's Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
12272	adequate spinning classic banana	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	super-sized spoiled pulsating watermelon	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	moldy immense yellow skewed quince	10	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	rotten purple classic banana pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	diffused pickled mirror essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	deionized banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	watered-down smooth Aesop Daiquiri	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	mediocre Monkey Congress	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	spoiled snack-sized watermelon pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	quadruple-vacuum-sealed upside-down mirror concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	activated Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Melonegroni	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	bad Melonade Spritz	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	big bland quince pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	liquefied purple quince quaff	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	pickled gray shaking Quickquince	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	mediocre weak mirror Quiskey Sour	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	tolerable weak Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	acceptable practically non-alcoholic spinning Roth IPA	1	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	veiny underdraft protection of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	maroon solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	bland narrow soybean futures	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	galvanized pressed upside-down housing bubble	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	quadruple-activated skewed wobbly Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 62
12298	Jeselnik's studded financial instrument	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	bouncing huge boxer's hedge fund clippers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	mirror huge selling shorts of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	yellow bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	jittery electrified Herculean 401k ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	blurry balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	irradiated invisible hand	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	moist pressed shaking circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	liquefied tumbling mint	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	spinning narrow savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	diluted narrow toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	diluted blurry maroon intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	pickled spinning shaking lime green liquid asset	1		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	yellow gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	skewed cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	weak lousy skewed Malattia Becco Malbec	2	decent	
12316	olive kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	ghostly Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	skewed Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	ghostly Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"