-1	watered-down perfectly mixed fancy spinning Petite Porter	2	EPIC	
-2	bad ghostly Scrawny Stout	4	decent	
-3	practically non-alcoholic lousy squat spinning Infinitesimal IPA	1	decent	
-4	smooth watered-down eggnogtini	2	awesome	
-5	weak aged candycaine	2	awesome	
-6	bad braincracker sweet	3	decent	
-16	special lousy weak fermented honey	2	decent	
-17	bad ghostly moons-shine	4	decent	
-18	hand-crafted fortified ghostly gin	5	EPIC	
-19	smooth ecto-nog	3	awesome	
-20	fancy perfectly mixed hot toady	4	EPIC	
-21	lousy hot choculate	3	decent	
-49	bad olive Cyder	4	decent	
-50	tolerable fancy Oil Nog	3	good	
-51	mediocre weak lime green Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	2	decent	
-58	artisanal watered-down Grimacider	2	EPIC	
-59	drinkable Isotope Nog	3	good	
-60	spirit-forward lousy Mutagin 'n' Tonic	5	decent	
-70	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted huge Gin and Herring	1	EPIC	
-71	aged Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	awesome	
-72	acceptable watered-down Antarctic Ice Tea	2	good	
-76	smooth CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	4	awesome	
-77	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	8	EPIC	
-78	lousy enchanted practically non-alcoholic CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	1	decent	
-82	artisanal Horseradish-infused Vodka	4	EPIC	
-83	high-proof bad Jerkitini	10	decent	
-84	lousy Desert Island Iced Tea	4	decent	
-88	hand-crafted narrow Crimbo Saketini	3	EPIC	
-89	special extra-dry aged lime green Crimboku Drop	5	awesome	
-90	acceptable Flaming Crimbo Log	3	good	
-107	mediocre blurry spinning Fortified Eggnog Slurry	3	decent	
-108	lousy Hot Buttered Rum	3	decent	
-109	artisanal weak Spicy Hot Chocolate	2	EPIC