1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	tumbling spinning wool helmet turtle	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	flame-retardant ravioli hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	beefcake's disco mask	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	spinning disco ball	0		
11	squat stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	vaporized moxie weed	1		
15	dehydrated ghostly purple strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 25
16	mixed upside-down magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	spoiled miniature noodles	2	crappy	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	asparagus knife of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
20	wobbly Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	huge studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	purple jittery chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	upside-down really spider web	0		
29	shaking really really spider web	0		
30	cyan rock	0		
31	narrow seal-toothed rock	0		
32	Bjorn's Hammer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	skewed snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	Dolphin King's crown of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	narrow occult Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
36	lime green shaking brainy Knob Goblin tongs	0		Mysticality: +5
37	bouncing dance instructor's viking helmet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	wobbly Knob Goblin pants of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	jittery pretty flower	0		
40	cyan casino pass	0		
41	drinkable practically non-alcoholic blurry ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1	good	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	yellow worthless trinket	0		
44	fuchsia worthless gewgaw	0		
45	pulsating worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	spoiled narrow hot buttered roll	4	crappy	
48	olive heart of rock and roll	0		
49	rotten bowl of cottage cheese	3	crappy	
50	brainy Rock and Roll Legend	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	tumbling ribald Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	stone banjo of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
54	Disco Banjo of James Dean of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	veiny 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
58	huge stone turtle	0		
59	ghostly slingshot	0		
60	twirling lime green sizzling Mace of the Tortoise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	stale enchanted miniature fortune cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 25
62	jittery educational oriole-feather headdress	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	teal action figure body	0		
64	blinking action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	avaricious greedy Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Meat Drop: 50, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	squat gray Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	narrow bar skin	0		
71	double-paned stakes	0		Cold Resistance: +5
72	ghostly wicked barskin hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	upside-down barskin tent	0		
74	shaking Temple map	0		
75	skewed gray sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	skewed stick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
78	Herculean pretty bouquet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
79	twirling maroon bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	bad ice-cold Willer	3	decent	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	shaking meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	spinning blinking pants kit	0		
92	wobbly meatsmithing guide	0		
93	spinning family-friendly basic meat sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
94	fuchsia boxer's basic meat pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	Jim Carey's basic meat helmet	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	sinister dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Spell Damage: +10
97	friendly Annie Oakley's pimpin' meat hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	cyan dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	spinning lifeless meat doll	0		
101	skewed meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	asbestos-lined staff of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
104	gray scarecrow	0		
105	half-sized bland blinking bowl of charms	2	decent	
106	ketchup	1	good	
107	teal catsup	1	decent	
108	stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	huge Socratic basic meat staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
111	basic meat crossbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
112	twirling gravedigger's ruddy meatloaf helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	ghostly dripping meat sword of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
114	squat cool dripping meat staff	0		Moxie: +5
115	rosewater-soaked dripping meat crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +3
116	auspicious wholesome Bugfinder Blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	mirror spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	wobbly cog	0		
121	huge sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	mirror Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	red empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	skewed meat engine	0		
127	twirling gray chaotic Gnollish autoplunger	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
128	Sinatra's meat pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	steel-toed third-hand nunchaku	0		Damage Reduction: 9
130	deadly eyepatch	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	squat squat frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	lime green Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	lime green dingy planks	0		
141	upside-down dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	wobbly cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	olive wicked eXtreme meat sword	0		Spell Damage: +5
148	eXtreme meat staff of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
149	sizzling eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +10
150	banded razor-sharp Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	shaking Rosewater's cool Elder Turtle Shell	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	green wool chilly Colander of Em-er'il	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	nasty frosty Ancient Saucehelm	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	pulsating censurious toasty Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	red sizzling Jim Carey's El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	upside-down Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	tumbling wad of dough	0		
160	fuchsia pie crust	0		
161	spoiled ghuol egg	3	crappy	
162	delicious ghuol egg quiche	3	awesome	
163	jittery family-friendly skeleton bone	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
164	jittery smart skull	0		
165	maroon narrow skewer	0		
166	wobbly ghuol ears	0		
167	toothsome thick ghuol-ear kabob	5	awesome	
168	huge bone rattle of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
169	tumbling bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	normal pulsating lihc eye pie	3	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	bland uncooked chorizo	4	decent	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	cyan detective skull	0		
179	yummy chorizo taco	4	awesome	
180	triple-distilled delicious ice-cold fotie	10	awesome	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	yellow narrow twirling bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	pulsating fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	blinking narrow bat guano	0		
189	wobbly squat guano coffee cup	0		
191	auspicious batskin belt	0		Item Drop: +10
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	blue Mr. Accessory of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only
195	toasty eXtreme nose ring	0		Hot Damage: +5
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	upside-down rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
200	flavorless rat appendix kabob	3	decent	
201	miniature moldy teal upside-down narrow bat wing kabob	2	crappy	
202	small bland carob chunks	2	decent	
203	herbs	0		
204	super-sized tasty tumbling lime green carob chunk cookies	5	awesome	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	lime green hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	upside-down decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	spinning smelly smooth filthy corduroys	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	rock-hard filthy knitted dread sack	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	rotten diet carob brownies	1	crappy	
217	flavorless miniature herb brownies	2	decent	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	purple veiny gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Maximum HP: +10
222	blinking phat turquoise bead	0		
223	executive phat turquoise bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +40
224	eyepatch of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	adequate miniature tofu casserole	2	good	
226	altered twirling gray skewed can of Red Minotaur	1	EPIC	
227	Kentucky-fried meat sword of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
228	quilted Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Damage Absorption: +40
229	bouncing savvy Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
230	green zippy dead guy's watch	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	blinking Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	gray narrow Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	stanky Temple Grandin's Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25
236	jittery Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	strong hand-crafted special bottle of gin	5	EPIC	Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 30
238	perfectly mixed bottle of vodka	3	EPIC	
239	lard-coated Oprah's Orcish baseball cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	huge olive stanky razor-sharp Orcish cargo shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	tumbling careful Orcish frat-paddle	0		Monster Level: -10
242	moldy	4	crappy	
243	bite-sized adequate blinking grapefruit	1	good	
244	massive spoiled maroon grapes	8	crappy	
245	tasty small wobbly olive olive	2	awesome	
246	yummy half-sized shaking teal tomato	2	awesome	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	delicious watered-down squat salty dog	2	awesome	
249	acceptable bloody mary	3	good	
250	practically non-alcoholic tolerable screwdriver	1	good	
251	lousy olive martini	4	decent	
252	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted bloody beer	1	EPIC	
253	artisanal pulsating shot of schnapps	3	EPIC	
254	watered-down delicious shot of grapefruit schnapps	2	awesome	
255	perfectly mixed fine wine	3	EPIC	
256	watered-down hand-crafted shot of tomato schnapps	2	EPIC	
257	lousy enchanted extra-spicy bloody mary	3	decent	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 45
258	shaking dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	small tasty White Citadel fries	2	awesome	
261	normal blinking White Citadel burger	3	good	
262	adequate upside-down piece of wedding cake	3	good	
263	decent pulsating chocolate chips	3	good	
264	miniature delicious chocolate chip cookies	2	awesome	
265	shellacked satin pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	artisanal yellow lightning	4	EPIC	
267	family-friendly mullet wig	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	skewed gray frightening meat cowboy hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	sword of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
270	picket fence	0		
271	pickled barbell	1		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 25
272	diluted twirling concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	altered moxie weed	1		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 50
274	skewed Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	pickled upside-down extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	distilled blurry blinking jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	dried blurry suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	Herculean gasmask	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	skewed Jeselnik's walrus-tusk earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
286	nasty ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
287	Boris's ring of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
288	potato sprout	0		
289	ribald Jarlsberg's earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
290	tumbling teal razor-sharp Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
291	careful manspreader's can of maces	0		Monster Level: 0
292	Temple Grandin's rubber axe	0		Familiar Weight: +7
293	deadly chef's hat of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	Annie Oakley's pail	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	olive occult demonskin trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	squat manspreader's dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	alkaline super-electrified denatured green tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
298	double-electrified colloidal lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 20
299	colloidal quantum ghostly pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 27
300	triple-diffused twirling bouncing jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 17
301	flat dough	0		
302	toothsome Knob sausage	4	awesome	
303	bland Knob mushroom	3	decent	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	twirling blinking dance instructor's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	clever Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	anodized pressed Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 61
308	Knob Goblin elite helm of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	weightlifter's Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	Knob Goblin elite polearm of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
311	hill of beans	0		
312	aromatic Knob Goblin visor	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	shaking cool Crown of the Goblin King	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	decent yellow bean burrito	4	good	
315	fancy decent immense bean burrito	9	good	Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 10
316	miniature adequate blinking insanely bean burrito	2	good	
317	moldy shaking teal bean burrito	4	crappy	
318	spoiled bean burrito	4	crappy	
319	low-calorie bland insanely bean burrito	1	decent	
320	stale small bat haggis	2	decent	
321	bland menudo	3	decent	
322	miniature bland teal goat cheese	2	decent	
323	adequate miniature plain pizza	2	good	
324	enchanted normal sausage pizza	3	good	Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 25
325	diet decent twirling goat cheese pizza	1	good	
326	adequate narrow mushroom pizza	3	good	
327	goat	0		
328	aged fancy upside-down bottle of whiskey	3	awesome	Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 5
329	fireproof goat beard	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	good	
331	lousy weak Canadian	2	decent	
332	toothsome lemon	4	awesome	
333	spoiled mirror lime	4	crappy	
334	Annie Oakley's sabre teeth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	Lo Pan's consolation ribbon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	twirling tenderizing hammer	0		
339	bouncing Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	vacuum-sealed Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 11
341	liquefied magnetized tumbling Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 45
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	alkaline aerosolized blurry Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 25
344	mirror Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	narrow jittery shaking Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	maroon blurry scrumptious reagent	0		
347	purple Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	brainy ninja mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	spinning icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	banded icy-hot katana of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +7
352	ninja hot pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	shaking ninja stars	0		
354	mansplainer's nunchaku of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +15
355	quilted eXtreme scarf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	red narrow jittery veiny snowboarder pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	delicious gr8ps	3	awesome	
359	stale t8r tots	3	decent	
360	bouncing miser's miner's helmet	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	purple groovy miner's pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	brawny 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Muscle Percent: +20
363	huge linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	twirling linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	squat chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	twirling chrome crossbow string	0		
375	blurry linoleum meat stack	0		
376	huge asbestos meat stack	0		
377	blinking chrome meat stack	0		
378	banded padded linoleum sword	0		Damage Absorption: 120
379	sage weightlifter's linoleum staff	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10
380	shaking MacGyver's educational linoleum crossbow	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +100
381	arcane researcher's asbestos sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
382	maroon groovy asbestos staff of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20
383	perfumed asbestos crossbow of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
384	quilted chrome sword of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5
385	shellacked beefy chrome staff	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
386	perfumed occult chrome crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
387	teal blinking fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	blinking Lo Pan's meaty helmet turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	supercharged asbestos helmet turtle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	Jeselnik's linoleum helmet turtle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	pulsating thinker's chrome helmet turtle	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	tumbling bouncing yak skin	0		
395	blinking hippopotamus skin	0		
396	Rosewater's penguin shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	greasy yakskin pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	blurry studded hippopotamus pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	mirror eXtreme mittens of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	purple swashbuckling pants of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	sizzling shoulder parrot	0		Hot Damage: +10
404	acoustic guitarrr of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
405	shaking sunken chest	0		
406	yellow pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	yellow vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	rosy-cheeked sk8board	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	Temple Grandin's Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +7
414	blue supercharged crowbarrr	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
415	spinning beefcake's leotarrrd	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	thinker's safarrri hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	quantum electrified jittery henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 61
418	chilled nitrogenated fuchsia Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 34
419	non-quantum super-energized improved twirling serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 24
420	concentrated mirror tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 35
421	polarized wobbly philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 15
422	adjusted double-boiled potion of potency	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 51
423	oxidized moist extra-nitrogenated narrow cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 42
424	unsweetened ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 31
425	magnetized unsweetened twirling oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 60
426	corrupted potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 48
427	fuchsia knitted box	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Wiki Name: "box"
428	skewed nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	huge blinking gray acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Clowniness: 25
432	razor-sharp bloody clown pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	skewed frightening balloon helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	ghostly careful balloon sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	jittery bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	box-in-the-box of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	spinning box-in-the-box-in-the-box of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
448	friendly foolscap fool's cap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	tumbling clown nose of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Clowniness: 25
450	bouncing pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	green pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	decent snack-sized jumbo olive	2	good	
456	acceptable green dry martini	3	good	
457	skewed wool ye olde golde frontes	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	blue pixel	0		
460	lime green upside-down pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	twirling lime green pixel	0		
463	bouncing pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	moldy fancy pixel pie	3	crappy	Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 35
468	jittery ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	practically non-alcoholic mediocre fuchsia Imp Ale	1	decent	
471	flavorless hot wing	3	decent	
472	smooth diamond-studded cane	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	bouncing electrified crutch	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
474	tumbling cast	0		
475	jittery Sherlock's Socratic mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	tumbling hellion cube	0		
477	Lo Pan's stiffened infernal insoles	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	Mr. Container of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	Temple Grandin's Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	smartaleck's hemp backpack	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Talisman o' Namsilat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
487	vibrating arrrgyle socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	stanky energetic mesh cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	olive tumbling shaking enormous belt buckle	0		
492	blinking lion tamer's arcane researcher's chaps	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	fuchsia twirling batblade of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
495	cyan narrow catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	flavorless papaya	4	decent	
499	greasy educational denim axe	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
500	olive Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	stale low-calorie spinning Elfin shortbread	1	decent	
502	huge jittery pagoda plans	0		
503	decent low-calorie skewered cat appendix	1	good	
504	evil arches	0		
505	blue vibrating veiny gnatwing earring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
506	rotten thick skewed blurry Hell broth	5	crappy	
507	thunderrr guitarrr of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	blinking Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	skewed Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	flavorless bouncing Boris's key lime pie	3	decent	
514	special spoiled twirling Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	crappy	Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 30
515	delicious small Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2	awesome	
516	jittery olive Hey Deze map	0		
517	wizardly bejeweled accordion strap	0		Mysticality: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	frightening kickback cookbook	0		Spooky Damage: +5
522	narrow one-winged stab bat	0		
523	skewed rewinged stab bat	0		
524	drinkable papaya sling	4	good	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	spinning blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	frozen mirror spray paint	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
531	dance instructor's special sauce glove	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	groovy ladle of mystery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	upside-down abridged dictionary	0		
535	skewed gray bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	spinning pr0n legs	0		
538	blurry lime green f3d0r4 of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	narrow lowercase N	0		
540	ionized nitrogenated wobbly Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 46
541	mirror shaking dog trainer's draggin' ball hat of terror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	fireproof Fonzie's 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	big flavorless Trollhouse cookies	5	decent	
544	lard-coated Da Vinci's talons	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
545	miniature adequate Spam Witch sammich	2	good	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	blinking 334 scroll	0		
548	blurry 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	narrow 33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	stale pr0n cocktail	4	decent	
555	lion tamer's drywall axe of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
556	blinking Sinatra's Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
557	triple-distilled drinkable whiskey and cola	8	good	
558	delicious miniature papaya taco	2	awesome	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	gigantic adequate stalk of asparagus	7	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	acceptable distilled yellow Mad Train wine	5	good	
565	hobo gloves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
566	bum cheek of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	moldy Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4	crappy	
569	fancy massive delicious Lord of the Flies-sized fries	10	awesome	Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 5
570	enchanted normal Chicken Sandwich	3	good	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
571	enchanted Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	decent	Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 25
572	bland Children's Meal of the Damned	4	decent	
573	low-calorie rotten noodles	1	crappy	
574	rotten yellow blurry noodles	4	crappy	
575	moldy painful penne pasta	3	crappy	
576	adequate huge ravioli della hippy	8	good	
577	snack-sized flavorless pr0n m4nic0tti	2	decent	
578	flavorless Hell ramen	4	decent	
579	adequate boring spaghetti	3	good	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	ghostly schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	cyan Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	small rotten enchanted fettucini Inconnu	2	crappy	Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 5
584	special bland spaghetti with Skullheads	4	decent	Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 25
585	super-sized flavorless gnocchetti di Nietzsche	5	decent	
586	cyan strapping ridiculously huge sword of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15
587	frozen quadruple-deionized super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 33
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	moldy snack-sized cocoa eggshell fragment	2	crappy	
590	stale small fancy cocoa eggshell fragment	2	decent	Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 20
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	blurry amulet of extreme plot significance of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	Tesla titanium assault umbrella	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
597	smelly Mohawk wig	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	pants of the Slug Lord of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	gray Da Vinci's Dr. Hobo's scalpel of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	upside-down Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	cyan Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	ghostly S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	yellow original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	adjusted energized probability potion	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 14
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	olive furry fur	0		
617	pickled upside-down Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 52
618	liquefied Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 44
619	aromatic needle	0		Stench Resistance: +1
620	electrified colloidal thin candle	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 14
621	spinning Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	blue awful poetry journal	0		
623	lime green WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	cyan Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	gray ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	eye of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
630	jittery photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	jittery tumbling furry pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	disturbing fanfic of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
633	jittery Jeselnik's Da Vinci's wolf mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	quilted paper umbrella	0		Damage Absorption: +40
636	pulsating pulsating meat globe	0		
637	red narrow toaster	0		
638	brawny asshat of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	adequate massive jittery abominable snowcone	10	good	
640	Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	bland toast	4	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	purple wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	delicious snack-sized fruitcake	2	awesome	
647	red present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	skewed Crimbo sword of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	rosy-cheeked Crimbo hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	experienced Crimbo pants	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	exclusive ultra-rare item of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
652	quantum egg	0		
653	pulsating intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	olive star chart	0		
657	blinking cool star sword	0		Moxie: +5
658	lion tamer's star crossbow	0		Experience (familiar): +2
659	star staff of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
660	strapping star pants	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	Annie Oakley's star hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	prompt star buckler	0		Adventures: +3
663	yellow star throwing star	0		
664	huge star starfish	0		
665	narrow Richard's star key	0		
666	family-friendly occult Sinatra's steaming evil	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
667	castle map	0		
668	stanky spiked femur	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
669	bland ghuol guolash	3	decent	
670	executive lihc face	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	dog trainer's dangerous grave robbing shovel	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
672	normal miniature jittery gray cranberries	2	good	
673	hand-crafted lime green vodka and cranberry	4	EPIC	
674	weak drinkable whiskey	2	good	
675	ruddy skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
676	twirling dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	blurry dog trainer's badass belt	0		Experience (familiar): +1
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	hand-crafted roll in the hay	4	EPIC	
680	aged blurry slap and tickle	3	awesome	
681	lousy squat slip 'n' slide	3	decent	
682	hand-crafted a sump'm sump'm	3	EPIC	
683	drinkable skewed ghostly horizontal tango	3	good	
684	perfectly mixed pink pony	3	EPIC	
685	tumbling zippy stanky Mr. Shirt of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20
686	knuckles of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
687	polymerized lime green blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 33
688	occult pixel hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	blinking pixel pants	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	Jim Carey's pixel sword	0		Monster Level: +25
691	tumbling digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	pulsating wicked harem girl t-shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5
694	narrow beefy Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Muscle: +10
696	frilly shirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
697	blurry smooth soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Moxie: +15
698	hale loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Maximum HP: +20
699	jittery Da Vinci's pirate shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
700	mirror rosy-cheeked filthy hippy poncho	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
701	savvy floral print shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
702	frosty coconut bikini top	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
703	therapeutic goth kid t-shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
704	blinking blinking hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	cyan jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	gravedigger's smelly hamethyst earring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
712	occult hamethyst necklace of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
713	sinister hamethyst bracelet of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
714	stanky smelly hamethyst ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: 35, Single Equip
715	dangerous savvy baconstone earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
716	foul-smelling sharpshooter's baconstone pendant	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10
717	Usain Bolt's chilly baconstone bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
718	bouncing auspicious careful baconstone ring of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
719	ruddy porquoise eyebrow ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
720	Jim Carey's clever porquoise necklace	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
721	knitted hardened porquoise bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +3
722	auspicious Temple Grandin's personal trainer's porquoise ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
723	tasty enchanted Knoll mushroom	3	awesome	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 25
724	flavorless mushroom	4	decent	
725	bouncing one million meat pancakes	0		
726	vibrating huge mirror shard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
727	spinning squat teal hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	blue hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	narrow fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	spinning hosed fishbowl	0		
734	teal ghostly ruddy hardened weightlifter's makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventure Underwater
735	nippy easter egg balloon	0		Cold Damage: +10
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	shaking stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	squat supercharged tambourine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
741	broken skull	0		
742	toothsome jumbo Knoll shroomkabob	5	awesome	
743	decent gigantic mushroom	9	good	
744	irradiated super-flattened huge tumbling hair spray	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 29
746	mirror stat script	0		
747	pulsating Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	purple gourd potion	0		
749	rotten blinking blurry warm mushroom	3	crappy	
750	delicious mushroom quesadilla	4	awesome	
751	thick decent cool mushroom	5	good	
752	small rotten cool mushroom casserole	2	crappy	
753	decent pointy mushroom	3	good	
754	delicious snack-sized tumbling cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	awesome	
755	stale mushroom	3	decent	
756	snack-sized spoiled mushroom	2	crappy	
757	decent fancy bouncing mushroom	4	good	Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 30
758	spoiled ghost cucumber	3	crappy	
759	green dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	mirror brine	0		
762	aged watered-down especially salty dog	2	awesome	
763	bouncing ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	decent miniature spectral pickle	2	good	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	frozen aerosolized cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 69
768	flame-wreathed spork	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
769	olive Newton's voodoo doll	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
770	ribald manspreader's basic meat fez	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	slick foon	0		Moxie: +10
773	horrifying basic meat spork of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
774	toasty banded basic meat foon	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +5
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	blinking purple auspicious kneecapping stick	0		Item Drop: +10
777	iron pasta spoon of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
778	frosty support cummerbund	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	denatured shaking mafia aria	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 49
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	high-proof acceptable Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	10	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	adequate low-calorie strawberry	1	good	
787	drinkable bottle of rum	3	good	
788	mediocre strawberry daiquiri	3	decent	
789	lousy strong rum and cola	5	decent	
790	enchanted bad grog	4	decent	Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 50
791	inspector's fireproof Mafia bow tie	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	bouncing Golden Mr. Accessory of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only
793	electrified oil of stability	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 48
794	quantum squat oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 47
795	aged Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	yellow narrow reassuring knitted cement shoes of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	drinkable rockin' wagon	3	good	
798	special delicious watered-down jittery wobbly ocean motion	2	awesome	Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 25
799	delicious fancy fuzzbump	3	awesome	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 40
800	yummy snack-sized poutine	2	awesome	
801	decent fuchsia Knob stir-fry	4	good	
804	stale half-sized Knoll stir-fry	2	decent	
805	rotten bite-sized stir-fry	1	crappy	
806	spoiled half-sized blue asparagus stir-fry	2	crappy	
807	flavorless huge olive stir-fry	9	decent	
808	stale thick shaking Knob sausage stir-fry	5	decent	
809	rotten bat wing stir-fry	4	crappy	
810	toothsome upside-down rat appendix stir-fry	3	awesome	
811	bland enchanted blinking tofu stir-fry	3	decent	Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
812	small yummy pr0n stir-fry	2	awesome	
813	decent Knob shells	3	good	
814	half-sized delicious bätzle	2	awesome	
815	moldy big ratini	5	crappy	
816	toothsome huge Knob stroganoff	9	awesome	
817	half-sized moldy menudo ravioli	2	crappy	
818	plus sign	0		
819	pulsating blurry milky potion	0		
820	huge swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	wobbly baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	super-sized moldy royal jelly	5	crappy	
831	small box	0		
832	ghostly twirling box	0		
833	hardy vorpal blade	0		Maximum HP: +50
834	yellow auspicious Van der Graaf cornuthaum	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	mirror blurry ring of aggravate monster of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
836	small toothsome mind flayer corpse	2	awesome	
837	artisanal green Uovo Marcio Shiraz	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	aromatic Mafia stogie of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted ghostly Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	prompt sharpshooter's Mafia violin case	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic tomato daiquiri	1	EPIC	
842	artisanal beertini	4	EPIC	
843	triple-distilled perfectly mixed salty slug	7	EPIC	
844	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong papaya slung	7	EPIC	
845	stiffened MAHI fez	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	upside-down wobbly heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	upside-down upside-down many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	huge shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	fuchsia blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	blue moonglasses	0		
858	bouncing blue palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	upside-down chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	narrow magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	blurry bouncing skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	mirror lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	dry flattened green blinking pine tar	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 19
869	jittery forest tears	0		
870	olive fetus-smashing club of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
871	cyan ghostly meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	mansplainer's medical-grade boxer's crazy bastard sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
876	dangerous Fonzie's incredibly dense meat gem of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
877	hale Talisman of Baio	0		Maximum HP: +20
878	mirror baleful hypnodisk	0		Spell Damage: +25
879	dry green bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 17
880	pulsating disbelief suspenders of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
881	grievous supportive bra	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
882	spinning Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	mirror shaking maple syrup	1	decent	
884	lightning-fast los chinos	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	miser's axe	0		Meat Drop: +10
886	leaflet	0		
887	pulsating leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	balaclava of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	thick moldy green balaclava baklava	5	crappy	
891	perfumed Warehouse 23 bling	0		Stench Resistance: +5
892	Jim Carey's bugbear-smiting sword of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7
893	mediocre lumbering jack	3	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	experienced Ms. Accessory	0		Experience: +2, Softcore Only
896	tumbling brawny Mr. Accessory Jr. of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	teal Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	squat espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	artisanal Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	maroon chilly cool school Mafia knickerbockers of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	quadruple-ionized galvanized Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 53
906	oxidized Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 57
907	pressed deionized Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 34
908	denatured nitrogenated Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 28
909	activated tumbling Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 49
910	decent miniature dwarf bread	2	good	
911	liquefied Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 12
912	moist super-dry twirling pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 23
913	extra-colloidal colloidal dry ghostly kobold	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 43
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	scorching intergalactic pom poms	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Da Vinci's Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	banded Radio Free Pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	gray Lo Pan's Radio Free Foil	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	special spoiled small radio button candy	2	crappy	Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 45
922	blinking deadly severed rocking horse head	0		Weapon Damage: +5
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	cyan tumbling crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	chilled liquefied mirror skewed Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 35
927	weak bad Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	squat nasty fuzzy bracelets	0		Stench Damage: +5
929	flame-retardant arse-shooting crossbow	0		Hot Resistance: +1
931	acceptable pulsating spiced rum	3	good	
932	mediocre teal eggnog	3	decent	
933	moldy candy cane	4	crappy	
934	normal bite-sized gingerbread bugbear	1	good	
935	narrow imitation nice watch of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	ghostly skewed Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	weightlifter's plastic sword	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	bowler of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	squat grievous cool bow staff	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	lard-coated bowlegged pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	wobbly skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	perfectly mixed ghostly martini	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	aged grogtini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	weak delicious cherry bomb	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	wobbly extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	wobbly chaotic resourceful hockey mask	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	jittery upside-down orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	lime green fez of etymology of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	moldy carob chunk noodles	3	crappy	
957	spoiled immense chorizo brownies	8	crappy	
958	low-calorie spoiled chocolate and tomato pizza	1	crappy	
959	blinking flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	spinning Jack Frost's smartaleck's plastic seal clubber	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50
964	ruddy plastic turtle tamer of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
965	blurry slick plastic pastamancer of temperance	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
966	gray Tesla plastic sauceror of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
967	nippy plastic disco bandit of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +10
968	fortified plastic accordion thief of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +60
969	Da Vinci's plastic mosquito	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
970	ghostly extremely unsafe plastic leprechaun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
971	supercharged plastic levitating potato	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
972	miser's plastic angry goat	0		Meat Drop: +10
973	beefy plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Muscle: +10
974	greedy plastic fuzzy dice	0		Meat Drop: +20
975	therapeutic plastic pirate skeleton	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
976	Temple Grandin's plastic barrrnacle	0		Familiar Weight: +7
977	razor-sharp plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
978	pulsating plastic stab bat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
979	aromatic plastic grue	0		Stench Resistance: +1
980	energetic plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
981	ghostly greasy plastic ghuol whelp	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
982	maroon brainy plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Mysticality: +5
983	plastic cocoabo of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
984	purple plastic star starfish of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
985	stanky plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
986	squat hale plastic killer bee	0		Maximum HP: +20
987	twirling reassuring plastic Cheshire bat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
988	upside-down reassuring plastic coffee pixie	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
989	slick plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
990	shaking shaking plastic hermit of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
991	supercharged banded Samson's plastic Boris	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30
992	blurry reassuring nasty plastic Jarlsberg	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
993	fuchsia family-friendly sizzling beefy plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
994	studded plastic Susie	0		Damage Absorption: +80
995	normal wobbly Lucky Surprise Egg	3	good	
998	mirror maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	spinning Meat maid	0		
1002	tumbling red Xlyinia's notebook of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1003	soda water	0		
1004	bad bottle of tequila	4	decent	
1005	aged boxed wine	3	awesome	
1006	small flavorless cherry	2	decent	
1007	tumbling coconut shell of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	bouncing Jim Carey's ice cubes	0		Monster Level: +25
1009	mediocre spirit-forward upside-down vodka martini	5	decent	
1010	acceptable green whiskey and soda	3	good	
1011	watered-down delicious monkey wrench	2	awesome	
1012	aged tequila sunrise	4	awesome	
1013	artisanal margarita	3	EPIC	
1014	weak acceptable strawberry wine	2	good	
1015	weak perfectly mixed wine spritzer	2	EPIC	
1016	bad olive perpendicular hula	3	decent	
1017	bad ducha de oro	4	decent	
1018	hand-crafted calle de miel	3	EPIC	
1019	watered-down hand-crafted yellow dry vodka martini	2	EPIC	
1020	bad old-fashioned	4	decent	
1021	acceptable spirit-forward tequila with training wheels	5	good	
1022	mediocre watered-down sangria	2	decent	
1023	weak artisanal vesper	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	perfectly mixed boozy twirling bodyslam	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	strong perfectly mixed twirling sangria del diablo	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	huge whip kit	0		
1028	mirror buckler buckle	0		
1029	hippo whip of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1030	penguin whip of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1031	shellacked yak whip	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1032	Usain Bolt's gnauga hide whip	0		Initiative: +80
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	medical-grade hippo skin buckler	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1035	Socratic penguin skin buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1036	occult yakskin buckler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1037	razor-sharp gnauga hide buckler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1038	ionized spinning twirling Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 46
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	perfectly mixed beer	4	EPIC	
1042	Jack Frost's string of beads	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1043	Sinatra's string of beads	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1044	shaking rosewater-soaked string of beads	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1045	pulsating supercharged plastic bottle opener	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1046	extremely unsafe traffic cone of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	acceptable wobbly maroon N. O. Beer	3	good	
1048	twisted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 10
1049	compressed oyster egg	1		
1050	modified oyster egg	1		
1051	maroon plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	denatured tumbling oyster egg	1		
1053	distilled huge olive oyster egg	1		
1054	vaporized narrow oyster egg	1		
1055	blurry plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	distilled mirror puce oyster egg	1		
1057	boiled jittery spinning puce oyster egg	1		
1058	modified spinning puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	mixed cyan mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	pickled ghostly mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	dehydrated jittery mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	dried ghostly oyster egg	1		
1065	vaporized oyster egg	1		
1066	twisted shaking fuchsia oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 35
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	dehydrated olive jittery oyster egg	1		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 25
1069	denatured blurry cyan bouncing oyster egg	1		
1070	modified tumbling squat oyster egg	1		
1071	blinking wobbly plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	vaporized pulsating cyan off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	altered squat off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	mixed narrow ghostly off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 10
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	pickled skewed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 20
1077	twisted twirling wobbly ghostly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 40
1078	boiled oyster egg	1		
1079	tumbling plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	ghostly jittery oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	huge gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	gray personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	blurry clockwork widget	0		
1086	squat clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	shaking clockwork spine	0		
1090	bouncing clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	blinking clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	mirror MacGyver's clockwork hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	clockwork trench coat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1099	Oprah's clockwork pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	narrow hardened gnauga hide chaps	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	ghostly false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	ghostly ghostly clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	fuchsia clockwork chef head	0		
1107	pulsating bouncing clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	purple ghostly clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	pulsating clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	fuchsia clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	wobbly blinking pulsating tisket	0		
1115	wobbly red tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	pulsating dog trainer's stiffened slick Stupid University Diploma	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +1
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	Sinatra's halfberd	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1124	small glove	0		
1125	twirling wool friendly glove of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +1
1126	skewed padded toothpick	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
1127	red flame-wreathed ninja sword	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	sequined fez of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	cyan blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	coward's star shirt	0		Monster Level: -20
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	aerosolized blue eyeliner	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 17
1136	anodized quantum corrupted upside-down lipstick	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 30
1137	blinking narrow bicycle chain of temperance of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	artisanal mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1140	acceptable icy mushroom wine	4	good	
1141	mediocre watered-down olive mushroom wine	2	decent	
1142	high-proof bad blurry pointy mushroom wine	10	decent	
1143	tolerable flat mushroom wine	4	good	
1144	drinkable bouncing blue cool mushroom wine	4	good	
1145	drinkable knob mushroom wine	3	good	
1146	perfectly mixed knoll mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1147	weak mediocre mushroom wine	2	decent	
1148	aged bouncing shot of flower schnapps	3	awesome	
1149	spoiled flower petal pie	4	crappy	
1150	watered-down drinkable bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2	good	
1151	pulsating discarded plastic fork of doom of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	decent upside-down Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	good	
1154	modified fuchsia ghostly Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	EPIC	
1155	green letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	prompt wholeberd	0		Adventures: +3
1158	concentrated Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 40
1159	spinning mariachi G-string	0		
1160	shaking irate sombrero of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	tumbling pile of candy	0		
1162	vacuum-sealed spinning handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 53
1163	moist marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 40
1164	twirling poultrygeist	0		
1165	tumbling hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	green plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	blurry chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	fuchsia huge asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	narrow chrome box	0		
1175	squat mirror cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	tumbling blurry refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	bouncing magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	twirling daisy	0		
1180	lime green potted fern	0		
1181	pulsating tulip	0		
1182	upside-down gray Venus flytrap	0		
1183	huge all-purpose flower	0		
1184	upside-down exotic orchid	0		
1185	squat long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	skewed gilded lily	0		
1187	squat blue deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	jittery dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	fuchsia Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	skewed apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	narrow yeti	0		
1197	cyan Mob Penguin	0		
1198	pulsating sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	moldy tumbling mugcake	3	crappy	
1201	bite-sized rotten urinal cake	1	crappy	
1202	big bland Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5	decent	
1203	miniature moldy huge olive personalized birthday cake	2	crappy	
1204	toothsome huge three-tiered wedding cake	4	awesome	
1205	jumbo rotten babycakes	5	crappy	
1206	normal green velvet cake	4	good	
1207	immense flavorless tumbling congratulatory cake	9	decent	
1208	toothsome bite-sized olive angel-food cake	1	awesome	
1209	spoiled huge devil's-food cake	4	crappy	
1210	enchanted bland birthday party jellybean cheesecake	4	decent	Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 50
1211	balloon	0		
1212	narrow wobbly balloon	0		
1213	narrow jittery heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	blinking Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	upside-down thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	wobbly lightning-fast Mr. Balloon	0		Initiative: +40
1221	balloon	0		
1222	slick Mr. Eh?	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only
1224	scandalous Temple Grandin's vibrating steel shillelagh	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +5
1225	Temple Grandin's savvy cool steel skullcap	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	horrifying mansplainer's steel solitaire of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1227	foul-smelling Fonzie's steel scarf of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
1228	clever curative steel slacks of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	blinking blinking clever vibrating steel suspenders	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
1230	pulsating bouncing mansplainer's razor-sharp Samson's pikestaff	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15
1231	prompt stiffened Socratic pith helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	mansplainer's quilted pocketwatch of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +15, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
1233	Usain Bolt's chaotic forbidden pinky ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
1234	pulsating supercool pants of the cougar of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	prompt pendant of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +3, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	sinister wicked hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Spell Damage: 15
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	shaking glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	jittery deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	shaking toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	scorching Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Hot Damage: +25
1245	boxer's Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
1246	scandalous rib of the Bonerdagon of the ox of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1247	huge vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	yellow friendly groovy slick Bonerdagon necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
1249	groovy Boss Bat britches	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	shaking stylish Boss Bat bling of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1251	bland Knob shroomkabob	3	decent	
1252	decent squat gray shroomkabob	4	good	
1253	blinking pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	moldy small jumping bean burrito	2	crappy	
1255	super-sized tasty bouncing olive jumping bean burrito	5	awesome	
1256	stale bite-sized insanely jumping bean burrito	1	decent	
1257	diet normal teal rat scrapple	1	good	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	inspector's traffic cone of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	powdered Hatorade	1		
1262	mirror up-at-dawn off-hand balloon of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	decent miniature gloomy mushroom	2	good	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	lime green pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	lime green hexagonal wand	0		
1271	jittery bouncing bouncing aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	huge careful magic lamp	0		Monster Level: -10
1274	dried twirling upside-down purple Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	scorching basic meat skirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	artisanal watered-down teal jittery Otorian Battle Scar	2	EPIC	
1277	educational basic meat kilt	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	huge meat skirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	olive tumbling brawny meat kilt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	upside-down Temple Grandin's penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	foul-smelling penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	Newton's yakskin skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	green strapping yakskin kilt	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	mansplainer's hippopotamus skirt	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	blue electrified hippopotamus kilt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	rosewater-soaked furry skirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	dangerous furry kilt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	educational gnauga hide skirt	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	wool gnauga hide kilt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	boiled wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 21
1291	beefy Jekyllin hide belt	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	shaking skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	hardened ring of adornment	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1294	nippy MacGyver's ring of increase damage	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10
1295	ring of gain strength	0		Item Drop: +5
1296	shaking rosy-cheeked ring of resistance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1297	vibrating ring of fire resistance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1298	Da Vinci's ring of conflict	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
1299	Jack Frost's pirate hook	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1300	lime green monster bait of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
1301	dry huge deodorant	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 63
1302	boiled reodorant	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 50
1303	fuchsia Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	red makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	nippy traffic cone of doom	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	squat calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	squat bouncing jittery unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	skewed extremely unsafe Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
1313	wobbly twirling toasty Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
1314	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	huge lightning-fast rose-colored glasses	0		Initiative: +40
1316	cyan facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	narrow blood flower	0		
1318	mirror lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	spoiled questionable taco	3	crappy	
1321	blurry Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	time helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	ribald time trousers	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	baleful time sword	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	fireproof Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	greedy Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Meat Drop: +20
1328	yellow medical-grade Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	supercharged Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1330	rock-hard Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	rock-hard Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	jittery Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	jittery Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	narrow Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	twirling red bouncing Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	blue Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	maroon weightlifter's Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	ghostly zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	deionized corrupted Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 61
1345	moist polymerized Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	improved ionized lime green Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 50
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	mirror 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	horrifying pinky ring	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
1352	acceptable redrum	3	good	
1353	wobbly ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	normal red bowl of oriole's nest soup	4	good	
1356	squat bunny liver	0		
1357	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic blurry Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1	EPIC	
1358	wobbly pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	mirror stanky disembodied smile	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	green clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	normal tofurkey leg	3	good	
1366	bland tofurkey gravy	4	decent	
1367	delicious narrow herbal stuffing	4	awesome	
1368	normal can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4	good	
1369	big delicious yams	5	awesome	
1370	hardy rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Maximum HP: +50
1371	lion tamer's gingham blouse	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1372	blurry blurry Oprah's souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	teal plastic Crimbo wreath of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	mansplainer's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	gray plastic Crimbo elf of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	wholesome plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	wholesome plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	diffused cold-filtered upside-down chocolate	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	cyan stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	purple toy wheel	0		
1389	blue pulsating yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	spinning twirling top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	upside-down pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	twirling teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	Tesla clever duck-on-a-string	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	skewed upside-down doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	grievous toy train	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	blinking supercool marionette	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	experienced sock monkey	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	dog trainer's rag doll	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	can of fake snow of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	miser's colored-light "necklace"	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	low-calorie stale wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	gigantic rotten bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	8	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	flavorless half-sized tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	jittery ghostly Unionize The Elves sign of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	ionized improved snowcone	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	boiled jittery snowcone	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	flattened snowcone	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	colloidal warmed narrow snowcone	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	dry chilled snowcone	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	activated tumbling snowcone	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	healthy thinker's traffic cone	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	shaking Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	pulsating iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	flame-retardant ice sickle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	ice baby of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	sage ice pick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	shellacked fortified ice skates	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	bland grue egg omelette	3	decent	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	yellow pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	flavorless skewed mushroom	3	decent	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	ghostly fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	narrow useless powder	0		
1438	aerosolized twirling twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 50
1439	energized hot powder	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 21
1440	tarnished powder	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 56
1441	nitrogenated concentrated activated powder	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 34
1442	frozen stench powder	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 48
1443	polymerized triple-magnetized purple sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 18
1444	pickled unsweetened narrow twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 40
1445	polarized hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 29
1446	electrified energized green tumbling nuggets	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 38
1447	boiled moist nuggets	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48
1448	pressed spinning twirling purple wobbly stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 54
1449	alkaline improved sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 33
1450	twisted teal blinking twinkly wad	1		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 50
1451	powdered wobbly mirror hot wad	1		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 40
1452	boiled shaking wad	1		
1453	denatured wad	1		
1454	modified bouncing stench wad	1		
1455	diluted mirror pulsating sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 10
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	bouncing mirror Goth Giant	0		
1458	small fancy adequate upside-down Valentine's Day cake	2	good	Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 35
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	spinning salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	teal suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	spinning 25-meat staff	0		
1468	jittery two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	narrow fuchsia slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	twirling sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	jittery ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	squat pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	squat tumbling goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	huge salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	blinking troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	huge Usain Bolt's rabbit's foot of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: 180
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	twirling March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	Jeselnik's chopsticks of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25
1491	bouncing twirling double-paned rice bowl	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1492	ninja mop of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1493	squat energetic therapeutic ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1494	diffused denatured tumbling sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	spinning traffic cone of bravery of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	delicious irresponsibly strong gloomy mushroom wine	7	awesome	
1497	drinkable mushroom wine	3	good	
1498	blinking blurry McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	cold-filtered quadruple-enhanced activated olive explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	tumbling clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	wet pressed skewed snowcone	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	pulsating fuchsia ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	bad fortified calle de miel with a fly in it	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	tolerable rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	artisanal skewed perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	bad high-proof slap and tickle with a fly in it	7	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	fake hand of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	pickled blinking Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	boiled pulsating blue Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	powdered Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	dried teal Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 5
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	spinning vampire heart	0		
1519	yellow Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	energetic Radio KoL Coffee Mug of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	occult baleful Radio Free Jersey	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25
1523	bouncing bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	huge joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	skewed diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	ghostly lion tamer's corkscrew of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	rock-hard grass skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	pulsating groovy grass hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	green shaking brainy grass blade	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	mirror homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	dog trainer's sparkly engagement ring	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
1539	shaking Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	mirror energetic studded Grimacite goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	sizzling nippy Grimacite glaive	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	Grimacite greaves of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	Jeselnik's Grimacite garter of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	Grimacite galoshes of the empath of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	Newton's Grimacite gorget of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	Jim Carey's Grimacite guayabera	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	fortified brainy Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +60
1548	reassuring Lo Pan's Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
1549	jittery fuchsia MSG	0		
1550	second-hand knockoff engagement ring of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1551	delicious weak bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2	awesome	
1552	hand-crafted bottle of Definit	3	EPIC	
1553	spirit-forward drinkable bottle of Calcutta Emerald	5	good	
1554	tolerable weak bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	good	
1555	drinkable bouncing bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	good	
1556	lousy upside-down boxed champagne	3	decent	
1557	decent kumquat	3	good	
1558	spoiled huge tangerine	3	crappy	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	decent thick cocktail onion	5	good	
1561	snack-sized adequate raspberry	2	good	
1562	bland fancy maroon kiwi	4	decent	Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 15
1563	artisanal whiskey bittersweet	3	EPIC	
1564	practically non-alcoholic lousy huge mimosette	1	decent	
1565	spirit-forward acceptable tequila sunset	5	good	
1566	smooth jittery zmobie	3	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	practically non-alcoholic tolerable gin and tonic	1	good	
1568	lousy vodka and tonic	3	decent	
1569	strong smooth vodka gibson	5	awesome	
1570	high-proof perfectly mixed gibson	10	EPIC	
1571	drinkable distilled parisian cathouse	5	good	
1572	smooth irresponsibly strong twirling rabbit punch	6	awesome	
1573	mediocre teal caipifruta	4	decent	
1574	bad triple-distilled teqiwila	10	decent	
1575	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Divine	1	good	
1576	acceptable Gordon Bennett	3	good	
1577	tolerable high-proof tangarita	6	good	
1578	bad mandarina colada	4	decent	
1579	spirit-forward hand-crafted gimlet	5	EPIC	
1580	practically non-alcoholic acceptable brick road	1	good	
1581	tolerable cyan vodka stratocaster	4	good	
1582	fancy perfectly mixed skewed Neuromancer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 25
1583	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic prussian cathouse	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1584	drinkable Mae West	3	good	
1585	tolerable fortified spinning Mon Tiki	5	good	
1586	watered-down perfectly mixed blinking teqiwila slammer	2	super ultra EPIC	
1587	rotten narrow Knob lo mein	3	crappy	
1588	adequate asparagus lo mein	4	good	
1589	diet spoiled Knoll lo mein	1	crappy	
1590	toothsome fancy twirling lo mein	4	awesome	Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 10
1591	miniature normal olive lo mein	2	good	
1592	spoiled hot hi mein	4	crappy	
1593	half-sized stale hi mein	2	decent	
1594	bland narrow hi mein	4	decent	
1595	massive spoiled special hi mein	8	crappy	Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 50
1596	adequate small sleazy hi mein	2	good	
1597	skewed Junior LAAAAME merit badge of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	blue frightening Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	drinkable tangarita with a fly in it	4	good	
1601	hand-crafted mandarina colada with a fly in it	4	EPIC	
1602	lousy prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	decent	
1603	tolerable watered-down Mae West with a fly in it	2	good	
1604	compressed wobbly astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	powdered cyan ultimate wad	1		
1607	electrified huge libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 19
1608	flattened eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 63
1609	warmed triple-aerosolized cyan pulsating perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 60
1610	colloidal jittery squat olive eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 62
1611	warmed potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 69
1612	quadruple-deionized nitrogenated diffused concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 25
1613	narrow extremely unsafe coffin lid	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1614	upside-down inspector's satin shield	0		Item Drop: +15
1615	wicked Cerebral Cloche	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	mansplainer's Cerebral Culottes	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	tumbling spinning sizzling Cerebral Crossbow of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	lime green munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	wet astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	squat badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	magnetized teal blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	altered flattened unsweetened bouncing green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	colloidal enhanced modified ghostly orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	pressed pressed wet twirling purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	anodized concentrated pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	raspberry beret of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	nasty pixel shield	0		Stench Damage: +5
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	lime green Spanish fly	0		
1634	perfectly mixed around the world	3	EPIC	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	boiled lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 57
1638	pressed warmed lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 32
1639	alkaline pickled magnetized lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 50
1640	double-pressed shaking lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 35
1641	chilled lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 44
1642	hand-crafted Grimacite Bock	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	stale wedge of gray cheese	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	huge brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	half-sized rotten foie gras	2	crappy	
1652	tarnished activated candy brain	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	therapeutic hardened beefy jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	upside-down nippy hale wad of Crovacite	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10
1655	thinker's collar of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20
1656	spinning spinning White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	squat purple onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	shaking Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	skewed fortified Radio KoL Keychain	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1662	Newton's Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1663	shaking double-paned Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1664	fireproof Radio KoL Maracas	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1665	nippy Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Cold Damage: +10
1666	jittery Radio KoL Patch of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1667	purple squat careful Cat-Herding Prod	0		Monster Level: -10
1668	spinning star boomerang of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1669	tumbling hardy star stiletto	0		Maximum HP: +50
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	horrifying wicked grave robbing shovel	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25
1674	squat veiny superhero mask	0		Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	gray rosewater-soaked beefy sword	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
1680	frightening rosy-cheeked staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
1681	teal wool Socratic bubblewrap sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +1
1682	miser's Jim Carey's bubblewrap staff	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10
1683	tumbling narrow prompt bubblewrap crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +3
1684	scorching deadly styrofoam sword	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25
1685	upside-down knitted styrofoam staff	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5
1686	occult smooth styrofoam crossbow	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	lightning-fast groovy crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +40
1689	blurry occult ribbon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	lion tamer's dog trainer's discarded bottlecap	0		Experience (familiar): 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	bouncing horrifying beefcake's discarded torn-up glove	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	cold-filtered colloidal salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 29
1693	concentrated cold-filtered eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 42
1694	double-ionized wet Frogade	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 37
1695	quadruple-moist magnetized quantum papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 37
1696	jumbo decent royal jelly taco	5	good	
1697	spoiled big tofu taco	5	crappy	
1698	miniature delicious jumping bean taco	2	awesome	
1699	tasty super-sized catgut taco	5	awesome	
1700	flavorless goat cheese taco	3	decent	
1701	decent half-sized skewed pr0n taco	2	good	
1702	super-liquefied blinking alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
1703	yellow Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	executive Oprah's stylish sword	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40
1707	fuchsia upside-down huge greedy wholesome brawny flypaper staff	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1708	blurry avaricious grease gun of the ox of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30
1709	jittery family-friendly crafty sword of static of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1710	auspicious sage wiffle-flail of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +10
1711	gravedigger's mansplainer's Tesla bubble bauble bow	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1712	spinning stylish wizardly Frost™ brand sword of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1713	zippy greedy squeaky staff	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20
1714	hardened stiffened can cannon of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 4, Meat Drop: +50
1715	tumbling beefy starchy sword	0		Muscle: +10
1716	huge Tesla starchy staff	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1717	padded starchy crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1718	veiny pestoblade of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25
1719	scorching poutine pole of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +25
1720	MacGyver's rock-hard curdflinger	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +100
1721	family-friendly healthy muculent machete	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1722	mirror forbidden baleful glistening staff	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50
1723	lime green twirling executive occult repeating crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	ghostly sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	blurry aromatic dense meat sword	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1729	blurry tumbling brawny dense meat staff	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1730	dense meat crossbow of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1731	narrow wobbly Jack Frost's Samson's Spirit Precipice of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1732	prompt greasy Temple Grandin's smoldering staff	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
1733	blurry MacGyver's hot cross bow of terror of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
1734	wobbly stanky cool sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text
1735	frightening banded fortified meatspout staff	0		Damage Absorption: 160, Spooky Damage: +5
1736	fuchsia aromatic frosty carob cannon of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
1737	rosy-cheeked wicked shuddersword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1738	asbestos-lined wool wicked hairy staff	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5
1739	quilted educational projectile icemaker of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +25
1740	Temple Grandin's Newton's strapping buffalo blade	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +7
1741	frosty cheesestick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
1742	chilly hardened potato pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5
1743	Sinatra's savory sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1744	hardy savory staff	0		Maximum HP: +50
1745	dangerous savory crossbow	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1746	asbestos-lined coward's savvy Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +5
1747	careful razor-sharp soylent staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10
1748	rosy-cheeked goulauncher of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	narrow brawny Gnollish pie server	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1751	careful Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Monster Level: -10
1752	green veiny Knob Goblin spatula	0		Maximum HP: +10
1753	Lo Pan's jack flapper	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1754	electrified filthy pestle	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1755	maroon upside-down scorching Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Hot Damage: +25
1756	huge spoon of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1757	Rosewater's pizza cutter	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1758	twirling Oprah's star spatula	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1759	healthy foon of fulmination of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
1760	Fonzie's foon of frigidity of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +100
1761	foon of foulness of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +100
1762	mirror mansplainer's dance instructor's foon of fearfulness	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +15
1763	stiffened grievous foon of fleshiness	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1
1764	jittery Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	twirling fuchsia Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	jittery wobbly Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	immense delicious squat fricasseed brains	10	awesome	
1770	special stale brains casserole	4	decent	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 20
1771	brainy butcherknife	0		Mysticality: +5
1772	blinking dangerous corn holder	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1773	occult eggbeater	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1774	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bottle of popskull	1	EPIC	
1775	Temple Grandin's dishrag	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1776	spoiled stale baguette	3	crappy	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	bland dinner	3	decent	
1779	blurry scandalous katana	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Synergetic
1780	ram stick of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1781	flame-wreathed enchantlers	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	manspreader's ram-battering staff of horror	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1783	massive stale lime green crazy Turkish delight	6	decent	
1784	tumbling careful Snow Queen Crown of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	pulsating Jack Frost's friendly ga-ga radio of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1786	pulsating six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	unsweetened colloidal oxidized bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 44
1788	wobbly fuchsia unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	jittery Mob Penguin	0		
1790	smooth Ram's Face Lager	4	awesome	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	asbestos-lined greasy dance instructor's Travoltan trousers	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	banded slick pool cue	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
1794	ionized mirror cyan handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 36
1795	chilly Counterclockwise Watch	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	jittery bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	spinning misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	blurry pile of animal bones	0		
1799	jittery animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	tumbling third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	upside-down fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	teal second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	green upside-down fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	bouncing sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	jittery seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	jittery tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	blurry twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	blinking fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	bouncing sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	bouncing seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	wobbly first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	ghostly third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	mirror fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	squat fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	teal upside-down sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	wobbly tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	cyan left first rib	0		
1840	pulsating left second rib	0		
1841	huge left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	upside-down left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	red right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	green right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	twirling right fifth rib	0		
1856	shaking right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	wobbly right eighth rib	0		
1859	upside-down right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	narrow left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	blurry right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	spinning right radius	0		
1872	green left ulna	0		
1873	upside-down right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	jittery bouncing green right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	mirror left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	tumbling left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	mirror shaking left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	skewed right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	lime green right thumb	0		
1892	narrow left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	olive right second rear claw	0		
1898	cyan right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	1-ball of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1901	huge lightning-fast flame-wreathed 2-ball	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
1902	wobbly ghostly greasy beefcake's 3-ball	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1903	quilted stylish 4-ball	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40
1904	toasty padded 5-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +5
1905	Temple Grandin's 6-ball of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7
1906	twirling dance instructor's 7-ball	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1907	upside-down blue 8-ball	0		
1910	careful therapeutic clockwork sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1911	wool healthy clockwork staff of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
1912	purple greedy sizzling electrified clockwork crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	green clockwork rod	0		
1915	maroon clockwork shank	0		
1916	wobbly wobbly purple Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	gray pulsating bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	bouncing steel-toed wakizashi	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	wobbly blinking tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	chilly greaves	0		Cold Damage: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	jittery medical-grade rock-hard helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	huge purple perfumed spear of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Breakable
1932	wicked shield	0		Spell Damage: +5, Breakable
1933	avaricious pitchfork	0		Meat Drop: +30
1934	brainy broken sword	0		Mysticality: +5
1935	cyan snarling wolf shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Synergetic
1936	lupine sword of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Synergetic
1937	green perfumed snake shield	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Synergetic
1938	purple nasty serpentine sword	0		Stench Damage: +5, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	yellow Van der Graaf extremely unsafe Fonzie's 9-ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1941	blinking careful deadly seal pendant	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	gravedigger's turtle brooch of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	smelly dance instructor's noodle ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	cyan wicked saucepan earring of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	bouncing family-friendly Jeselnik's disco ball pendant	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	knitted flame-wreathed accordion pin	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	jittery therapeutic hardened worn tophat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	narrow Tesla MacGyver's tap shoes	0		Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1949	normal half-sized Manetwich	2	good	
1950	shaking bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	perfectly mixed bouncing bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	EPIC	
1952	small moldy tumbling upside-down desiccated apricot	2	crappy	
1953	mediocre flute of flat champagne	3	decent	
1954	normal dehydrated caviar	3	good	
1955	maroon styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	mediocre spirit-forward spinning maroon snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	5	decent	
1957	ghostly quill pen	0		
1958	huge blurry inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	cyan can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	warmed electrified extra-magnetized tumbling blue Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 41
1963	dance card	0		
1964	bouncing opera mask of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	twirling bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	lime green avaricious extremely unsafe Amulet of Yendor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	fuchsia huge bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	blue spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	olive nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	wobbly plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	MacGyver's shrimp fork of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1973	tumbling half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	blinking baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	huge gravy fairy	0		
1978	blue gravy fairy	0		
1979	yellow gravy fairy	0		
1980	mirror shaking sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	narrow astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	pulsating snowy owl	0		
1985	cyan scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	narrow angry cow	0		
1989	green Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	wobbly rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	blurry rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	blinking Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	upside-down The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	spinning green Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	red Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	blurry club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	toothsome maroon cherry pie	3	awesome	
2021	thick rotten strawberry pie	5	crappy	
2022	adequate blurry lemon meringue pie	3	good	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	awesome	
2024	normal mixed wildflower greens	3	good	
2025	moldy snack-sized handful of walnuts	2	crappy	
2026	normal lime green bouncing nutty organic salad	4	good	
2027	special moldy teal super salad	4	crappy	Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 10
2028	bland tofu wonton	3	decent	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	veiny Lockenstock™ sandals of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2031	spinning dance instructor's didgeridooka	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2032	greedy brainy bullet-proof corduroys	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	personal trainer's round sunglasses	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
2034	careful wicker shield	0		Monster Level: -10
2035	ghostly Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	triple-polarized vacuum-sealed radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 17
2037	enhanced warmed twirling wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 66
2038	oxidized triple-liquefied green ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 65
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	shaking hemp net	0		
2044	upside-down your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	big flavorless brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	5	decent	
2046	bland frat brats	3	decent	
2047	rotten half-sized knob ka-bobs	2	crappy	
2049	delicious can of Swiller	3	awesome	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	ghostly sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	huge market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	liquefied cold-filtered nitrogenated pulsating adder bladder	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 17
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	liquefied twirling Black No. 2	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 58
2060	maroon supercool sword of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2061	maroon executive helmet	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	family-friendly chilly shield	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2063	stale blackberry	4	decent	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	spinning PADL Phone	0		
2066	purple Usain Bolt's aromatic kick-ass kicks	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2067	spinning sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	wobbly purple beer helmet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	bouncing pulsating censurious Oprah's distressed denim pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	friendly perforated battle paddle	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2072	tumbling nippy extremely unsafe flashing novelty button	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10
2073	Jim Carey's glowstick of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	lard-coated anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2075	shellacked spandex anniversary shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	huge double-paned jar of anniversary jam	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2077	stylish bucket of anniversary lard	0		Moxie: +25
2078	greasy anniversary concrete fedora	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	skewed upside-down chaotic makeshift turban of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	blue dog trainer's makeshift cape	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2081	huge sinister makeshift skirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	pulsating toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	powdered green huge bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	powdered spinning pulsating bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	twisted twirling tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 45
2088	diffused Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 34
2089	narrow Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	greedy Sherlock's nippy stiffened pilgrim shield of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	spinning Samson's hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2094	small bland ballroom blintz	2	decent	
2095	squat towel	0		
2096	modified skewed guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	fuchsia sinister 17-ball	0		Spell Damage: +10
2098	bouncing filthy lucre	0		
2099	gray hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	blurry bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	red greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	gray twirling empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	huge coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	shaking stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	shaking tooth	0		
2112	blurry leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	bouncing bouncing strapping wheel	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yellow yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	mansplainer's prehistoric spear	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	auspicious manspreader's fire	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	shaking Grateful Undead T-shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2121	miser's ASCII shirt	0		Meat Drop: +10
2122	family-friendly perfumed safety vest	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2123	cyan eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2125	Sherlock's Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Item Drop: +25
2126	squat healthy Rosewater's bronze breastplate	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2127	deadly hat hacker T-shirt of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
2128	pulsating vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	ghostly possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	wool killer rag doll	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	wobbly spinning tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	grievous incredibly marionette	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	lime green dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	censurious mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	tumbling ghostly alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	tumbling vampire duck-on-a-string of the scaredy-cat of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	smooth toy crazy train	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	upside-down toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	shaking teal length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	blinking felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	gray evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	tumbling evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	bouncing evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	skewed toothsome rock	0		
2149	stale immense frank	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	small adequate ghostly plate of franks and beans	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	bad irresponsibly strong shot of blackberry schnapps	8	decent	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	yellow pulsating ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	blue Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	pulsating logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	blue high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	blinking purple servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	squat quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	jittery huge reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	narrow sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	twirling atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	narrow toy ray gun of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	spinning avaricious dance instructor's toy space helmet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	squat MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	arcane researcher's astronaut pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	narrow censurious toy jet pack	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	green mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	upside-down smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	squat squat lime green rough stone sphere	0		
2178	obsidian dagger	0		Item Drop: +5
2179	huge tumbling archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	upside-down chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	narrow Harold's hammer	0		
2185	Kiss the Knob apron of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2186	narrow unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	shaking lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	perfectly mixed flask of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	spinning yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	flavorless thick candy stake	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	acceptable practically non-alcoholic eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	rotten unspeakable fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	moldy enchanted gingerbread horror	3	crappy	Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	super-warmed but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	yummy shaking bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	bland skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	rotten tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	veiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	groovy plastic yuletide troll	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	Sinatra's plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	plastic Crimboween pentagram of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	plastic Scream Queen of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	blue time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	wobbly jittery Rosewater's Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	lion tamer's sinister bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	resourceful Crimbo ukulele	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	family-friendly frosty Tiki lighter	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	purple toasty chilly deck of tropical cards	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	twirling lion tamer's forbidden tropical paperweight	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	blurry tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	lime green tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	Tropical Crimbo Hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	pulsating forbidden Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	miniature stale super ka-bob	2	decent	
2218	gigantic delicious upside-down cyan beer basted brat	8	awesome	
2219	jittery frosty Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	adjusted concentrated and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	squat Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	educational liar's pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	brawny thinker's juggler's balls	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	clever pink shirt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	twirling familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	blue greasy evil eyeball pendant of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	nitrogenated cold-filtered non-diffused arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	double-diffused super-deionized quantum narrow cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	unsweetened galvanized toad horn	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	tumbling icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	huge medical-grade bow tie	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 75
2234	mirror slick calavera concertina	0		Moxie: +10, Song Duration: 7
2235	sinister Samson's ratarang	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +10
2236	adjusted unsweetened turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 46
2237	purple pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	twirling teal pygmy nose-bone of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2239	crafty therapeutic bad voodoo mask	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	red reassuring pygmy spear	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2242	tarnished pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 40
2243	skewed reassuring ribald headhunter necktie	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2244	bouncing crafty pointed stick of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2245	cyan smelly knobby helmet turtle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	extremely unsafe knobby kneepads	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2247	therapeutic sewer turtle	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2248	smooth beefy sebaceous shield	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +15
2249	greasy skeletortoise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	olive box turtle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2252	bouncing spinning toasty box turtle	0		Hot Damage: +5
2253	bottlecap turtle of the dark arts of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100
2254	lightning-fast Sherlock's smartaleck's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	blurry furry turtle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	blinking skewed beefcake's furry earmuffs	0		Muscle: +25
2257	groovy reinforced furry underpants of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100
2258	green "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	jittery twirling photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	delicious spinning stunt nuts	3	awesome	
2265	delicious wet stew	4	awesome	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	fuchsia Mega Gem	0		
2268	narrow Staff of Fats of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2269	stale sausage wonton	4	decent	
2270	yellow healthy belt of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2271	spirit-forward acceptable bottle of Merlot	5	good	
2272	hand-crafted bottle of Port	3	EPIC	
2273	strong delicious bottle of Pinot Noir	5	awesome	
2274	tolerable fortified wobbly bottle of Zinfandel	5	good	
2275	weak artisanal wobbly bottle of Marsala	2	EPIC	
2276	perfectly mixed bottle of Muscat	3	EPIC	
2277	huge bouncing twirling Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	shaking Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	blurry Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	fortified seal-skull helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	stanky glowstick of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	twirling blurry paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	pulsating cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	squat marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	blue vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	green twirling boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	maroon Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	warmed frozen candy heart	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	liquefied blinking pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	vacuum-sealed candy heart	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	adjusted upside-down candy heart	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	denatured mirror candy heart	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	galvanized candy heart	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	twirling candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	blinking candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	pulsating candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	skewed bronze token	0		
2318	twirling huge bomb	0		
2319	gray carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	maroon worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	pulsating Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	tumbling Staff of Ed	0		
2326	huge stone rose	0		
2327	polymerized oxidized can of paint	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 63
2328	pulsating drum machine	0		
2329	squat handful of confetti	0		
2330	purple chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	delicious bouncing Better Than Cuddling Cake	4	awesome	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	blinking double-paned foul-smelling pipe	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
2337	horrifying reinforced beaded headband	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	fancy adequate tiny cyan pudding	1	good	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 40, Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	lousy Blackfly Chardonnay	3	decent	
2340	aged & tan	3	awesome	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	massive moldy skewed forest cake	10	crappy	
2343	normal upside-down forest ham	3	good	
2344	adjusted filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 62
2345	vacuum-sealed filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 17
2346	electrified filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 46
2347	pulsating heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	pulsating water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	ghostly beer bomb	0		
2351	blinking pulsating superamplified boom box	0		
2352	Jeselnik's sharpshooter's fire poi	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
2353	blurry narrow chilly bejeweled pledge pin	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	non-alkaline colloidal liquefied twirling henna face paint	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 42
2356	moist nitrogenated twirling tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 15
2357	stanky Gaia beads of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	upside-down clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	double-paned ruddy hippy medical kit	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2362	grievous Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7
2363	double-paned longhaired hippy wig of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	Zim Merman's guitar of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2365	yellow Tesla C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2366	lion tamer's peel hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	upside-down upside-down carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	foul-smelling flowing hippy skirt of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bouncing blinking bunch of bananas	0		
2373	flavorless banana	4	decent	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	stale gigantic huge banana cream pie	6	decent	
2376	strong lousy cyan banana daiquiri	5	decent	
2377	weak delicious spinning bungle in the jungle	2	awesome	
2378	blinking banana spritzer	0		
2379	modified banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 63
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	jittery woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	pulsating class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	cyan bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	tumbling skewed beefcake's keg shield of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2387	stiffened finger	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2388	pulsating zippy Annie Oakley's war tongs	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +20
2389	mirror Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	gray auspicious asbestos apron	0		Item Drop: +10
2391	beaten-up Chucks of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2392	vibrating natty ascot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2393	upside-down green foul-smelling supercool wreath of laurels	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	energetic Danglin' Chad's loincloth of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	knitted tube sock	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2396	blue chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	blue friendly energy drink IV	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2399	inspector's Temple Grandin's Elmley shades	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2400	twirling molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	rosewater-soaked electrified beer bong	0		Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	shaking barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	maroon rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	huge pink bat eye	0		
2408	fuchsia worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	blinking broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	olive Jeselnik's bounty-hunting helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	teal bounty-hunting rifle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2418	stylish bounty-hunting pants	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	boiled olive bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 24
2420	chilled teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 35
2421	electrified diffused bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 40
2422	denatured oxidized wobbly irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 34
2423	quadruple-diffused altered adjusted narrow Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 30
2424	oxidized adjusted cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 26
2425	unsweetened blurry teal can of spinach	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 27
2426	colloidal wobbly fire flower	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 21
2427	frozen pickled freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 58
2428	boiled magnetized fake blood	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 28
2429	double-pickled Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 28
2430	frozen polymerized blinking bag of lard	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 16
2431	liquefied chilled shaking bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 69
2432	dry energized fuchsia SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 42
2433	extra-altered wet bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 19
2434	cold-filtered denatured dry eyedrops	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 46
2435	double-diffused corrupted ghostly Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 69
2436	quadruple-boiled tarnished skewed donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 66
2437	blurry New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	shaking scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	upside-down unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	teal Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	manspreader's pink glowstick of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	perfectly mixed special Supernova Champagne	3	EPIC	Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 15
2445	fuchsia Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	mirror jittery hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	pulsating bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	bouncing tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	clever goatskin umbrella	0		Maximum MP: +20
2452	supercool wool hat of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	flame-wreathed sharpshooter's belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2455	bar whip of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2456	groovy barskin buckler	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2457	olive brainy whip	0		Mysticality: +5
2458	barskin loincloth of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	tighty whiteys of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	energetic yak toupee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	maroon mirror odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	ghostly Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	spoiled small bowl of Bounty-Os	2	crappy	
2465	bad Oreille Divisée brandy	3	decent	
2466	jittery pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	skewed suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	narrow callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	nasty clown wig of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	spinning Jim Carey's clownskin belt	0		Monster Level: +25, Clowniness: 50
2477	red horrifying clownskin buckler	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2478	clown whip of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	red Van der Graaf demon-horned hat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	jittery Lo Pan's demon buckler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2482	horrifying Tesla stylish demon whip	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2483	narrow barskin cloak of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2484	reassuring stiffened snakeskin duster	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +1
2485	teal foul-smelling Rosewater's clownskin harness	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
2486	huge Usain Bolt's demonskin jacket of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +80
2487	skewed blurry hipposkin poncho of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2488	teal foul-smelling yak anorak	0		Stench Damage: +10
2489	tuxedo shirt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2490	greasy veiny gnauga hide vest	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2491	mirror shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	jittery wicked Necrotelicomnicon of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2495	blue nippy Cookbook of the Damned of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2496	frightening electrified Sinful Desires	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	ghostly molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	shaking molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	Da Vinci's beach glass necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2509	peace-sign necklace of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2510	blurry banded wizardly round sunglasses	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	narrow Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	mansplainer's hardened spark plug earring	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +15
2514	arcane researcher's woven baling wire bracelets of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Food Drop: +100
2515	shaking manspreader's gearbox necklace of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +10, Booze Drop: +100
2516	reassuring wrench bracelet of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
2517	blurry fireproof electrified chain necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2518	baleful sawblade shield	0		Spell Damage: +25
2519	bad ghostly huge McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	decent	
2520	perfectly mixed melted Jell-o shot	4	EPIC	
2521	fortified tolerable narrow cruelty-free wine	5	good	
2522	drinkable thistle wine	4	good	
2523	tumbling megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	rotten fish	3	crappy	
2526	fancy normal immense fish casserole	6	good	Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 40
2527	snack-sized stale upside-down fish lasagna	2	decent	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	moldy small gnatloaf	2	crappy	
2530	adequate huge gnatloaf casserole	4	good	
2531	normal immense gnat lasagna	8	good	
2532	wobbly pork	0		
2533	normal bouncing pork chop sandwiches	3	good	
2534	half-sized decent blurry blinking pork casserole	2	good	
2535	jumbo rotten pork lasagna	5	crappy	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	huge spice	0		
2538	fuchsia organs	0		
2539	ruddy Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2540	twirling blurry tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	flattened boiled anodized lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	adjusted energized tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	boiled polymerized concentrated begpwnia	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	pressed upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	magnetized alkaline half-orchid	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	huge shaking family-friendly smartaleck's tin star	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	bouncing studded outrageous sombrero of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	rosy-cheeked "Humorous" T-shirt of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	tumbling Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	Rosewater's stylish Shagadelic Disco Banjo of James Dean	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	therapeutic fortified Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	nasty slick Chelonian Morningstar	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	shaking lard-coated Hammer of Smiting of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	gray auspicious experienced 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	squat stanky brawny Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	ghostly half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	wobbly plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	maroon can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	blurry Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	skewed Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	chilled blinking ant agonist	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 51
2570	twirling ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	wobbly ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	squat ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	narrow honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	hardened supercool cactus quill	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
2578	family-friendly frightening Staff of the Short Order Cook of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2579	snack-sized stale upside-down cactus fruit	2	decent	
2580	educational savvy scorpion whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	lime green brick of sand	0		
2583	adequate centipede eggs	3	good	
2584	cyan huge wonderwall shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2585	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2586	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2587	blue Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2588	mirror curative Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2589	rotten enchanted tumbling hot date	3	crappy	Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 10
2590	bad shaking distilled fortified wine	4	decent	
2591	thick delicious upside-down tasty tart	5	awesome	
2592	yellow Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	adequate Knob pasty	3	good	
2594	hand-crafted extra-dry shaking green thermos full of Knob coffee	5	EPIC	
2595	warmed Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 15
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	green leathery bat skin	0		
2598	jittery leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	tumbling shellacked savvy Staff of the Midnight Snack of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2602	wizardly brainy Staff of Blood and Pudding of the storm	0		Mysticality: 30, Maximum MP Percent: +40
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	jittery Tuesday's ruby of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	tumbling palm-frond fan	0		
2607	inspector's palm-frond whip	0		Item Drop: +15
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	wobbly quilted palm-frond capris of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	palm-frond cloak of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	shaking rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	normal jumbo savoy truffle	5	good	
2616	blinking spinning Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	bouncing boom	0		
2618	Iiti Kitty phone charm of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	spoiled unidentified jerky	3	crappy	
2621	chaotic educational nasty rat mask	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	Annie Oakley's ratskin belt of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2623	spinning purple nasty rattail whip of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
2624	narrow careful bat hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	red lard-coated bat whip of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
2626	red Socratic bat-ass jacket of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1
2627	experienced Rosewater's catskin cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	steel-toed catskin buckler of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2629	MacGyver's tail o' nine cats of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5
2630	red Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	double-vacuum-sealed diffused gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 30
2632	polarized mother's helper	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 42
2633	curative pat-a-cake pendant of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	skewed really thick bandage	0		
2636	spinning dog trainer's mummy mask	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	Annie Oakley's gauze shorts of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	spinning jittery gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	baleful sinister greaves	0		Spell Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	wobbly Da Vinci's Herculean cowboy hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	skewed cyan inspector's padded Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +15
2643	clever happiness	0		Maximum MP: +20
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	wobbly frightful feather	0		
2647	skewed fetid feather	0		
2648	gray flirtatious feather	0		
2649	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	mirror pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	low-calorie toothsome wobbly S.T.L.T.	1	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	moldy honey-dew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	strong acceptable Xanadian	5	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	extra-wet bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	nasty Drowsy Sword of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +7
2657	decent escargotsicle	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	mediocre high-proof bottle of realpagne	10	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	bouncing Annie Oakley's albatross necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	twisted purple tumbling not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	acceptable fancy flask of Amontillado	3	good	Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	weightlifter's ball mask	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	bouncing rock-hard Can-Can skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	quantum ionized blurry blinking sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	altered bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	denatured bellhop bell	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	moist shaking spiky collar	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	vaporized fuchsia pulsating can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	altered twirling pulsating patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	pickled bouncing Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	drinkable shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	gray library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	quadruple-oxidized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	denatured handful of moss	1		
2676	compressed upside-down teal bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	distilled protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	enhanced gray narrow sparkler	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 37
2680	polymerized snake	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 36, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	aerosolized polarized M-242	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 59
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	pulsating Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	energetic Sinatra's armgun	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2685	huge seashell necklace	0		
2686	blurry commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	green manspreader's energetic dreadlock whip of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
2689	Jim Carey's Fonzie's beer-a-pult	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25
2690	flame-wreathed cast-iron legacy paddle of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2691	bland half-sized handful of nuts and berries	2	decent	
2692	driftwood sculpture of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2693	smartaleck's massive sitar of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25
2694	baleful personal trainer's stone baseball cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	artisanal mirror cup of beer	3	EPIC	
2696	blue ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	blinking duct tape wallet	0		
2699	Herculean duct tape shirt of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100
2700	skewed ribald hardened duct tape fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	educational duct tape sword of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +20
2702	savvy brawny duct tape dockers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	duct tape buckler of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	huge spinning banded blackberry slippers of James Dean of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2706	Annie Oakley's stiffened blackberry moccasins of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2707	Tesla studded Da Vinci's blackberry combat boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2708	unsweetened upside-down funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 22
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	tumbling cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	alkaline liquefied facepaint	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 48
2712	polymerized sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 26
2713	ionized upside-down Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 16
2714	shaking floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	twirling vibrating battered hubcap of vim and vigor of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
2717	stanky dance instructor's hood ornament of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2718	maroon spare kidney	0		
2719	maroon tumbling nippy dangerous hand-carved bokken of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
2720	spinning dog trainer's Da Vinci's hand-carved bow of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5
2721	extremely unsafe sage hand-carved staff of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20
2722	healthy stiffened dangerous dance instructor's Staff of the Greasefire	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2723	lime green prompt Rosewater's Staff of the Grand Flambé of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +3
2724	rotten immense bowl of rye sprouts	6	crappy	
2725	bland enchanted cob of corn	3	decent	Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 20
2726	fancy adequate juniper berries	3	good	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 15
2727	bite-sized normal plum	1	good	
2728	snack-sized spoiled pear	2	crappy	
2729	gigantic enchanted spoiled peach	6	crappy	Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 45
2730	enchanted artisanal practically non-alcoholic plum wine	1	EPIC	Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 35
2731	tolerable weak shot of pear schnapps	2	good	
2732	delicious narrow shot of peach schnapps	4	awesome	
2733	special moldy bunch of square grapes	3	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 20
2734	yummy shaking brown sugar cane	4	awesome	
2735	adequate immense sandwich of the gods	7	good	
2736	drinkable shaking Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4	good	
2737	dried upside-down leopard-print barbell	1	good	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	Vulcanized panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 48
2740	lightning-fast censurious perfumed Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
2741	watered-down tolerable boilermaker	2	good	
2742	normal snack-sized tumbling steel lasagna	2	quest	
2743	lousy steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	twisted huge tumbling steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 5
2745	quantum altered gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 64
2746	energized frozen twirling extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 61
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	furniture dolly of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
2749	careful Staff of the Grease Trap of courage of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60
2750	supercharged Uranium Omega of Temperance of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2751	lightning-fast smelly Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2752	flame-retardant chilly Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2753	nippy therapeutic Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2754	flame-retardant Nickel Gamma of Frugality of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2755	Iron Beta of Industry of the wise owl of the detective	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2756	lightning-fast occult Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2757	baleful dance instructor's Red Balloon of Valor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2758	censurious Purple Horseshoe of Honor of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2759	groovy Blue Diamond of Honesty of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2760	Green Clover of Justice of Calamity Jane of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2761	mirror banded experienced Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
2762	blinking hardy weightlifter's Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
2763	executive dangerous Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2764	green avaricious careful forbidden Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	tiny stale Crimbo pie	1	decent	
2768	normal fancy small gray skewed pear tart	2	good	Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 25
2769	flavorless jumbo enchanted huge peach pie	5	decent	Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 45
2770	quadruple-wet chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 27
2771	oxidized spinning handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 55
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	ghostly glacial sapphire	0		
2774	spinning unearthly onyx	0		
2775	narrow upside-down effluvious emerald	0		
2776	blinking tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	wobbly blurry family-friendly strapping filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2778	sizzling Herculean experienced filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2779	Temple Grandin's Fonzie's filigreed hamethyst ring of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2780	family-friendly ribald baconstone earring of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2781	twirling scorching sinister baconstone necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2782	frosty educational baconstone ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2783	Oprah's pulled porquoise earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5
2784	censurious pulled porquoise pendant of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2785	manspreader's dangerous pulled porquoise ring of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2786	greedy razor-sharp Earring of Fire	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2787	avaricious smooth Pendant of Fire	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2788	sage brawny Ring of Fire	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
2789	dog trainer's groovy Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2790	stylish Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +3, Single Equip
2791	fuchsia hale Ice-Cold Beer Ring of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2792	shellacked rock-hard Unspeakable Earring	0		Damage Reduction: 12, Single Equip
2793	mirror hardy Choker of the Ultragoth of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2794	frosty Sinatra's The Ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2795	lime green rosy-cheeked boxer's Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2796	upside-down smartaleck's weightlifter's Putrid Pendant	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
2797	horrifying padded Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2798	Usain Bolt's Jim Carey's Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2799	supercool slick Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
2800	mirror gravedigger's flame-wreathed Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	tumbling jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	triple-denatured triple-enhanced vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 46
2805	chilled vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 19
2806	super-corrupted vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 65
2807	boiled tarnished flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 43
2808	vacuum-sealed energized blinking flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 37
2809	super-anodized flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 13
2810	liquefied frozen bouncing jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 57
2811	galvanized ghostly ghostly jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 34
2812	quadruple-unsweetened polarized denatured jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 48
2813	ghostly avaricious foul-smelling Beret	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	up-at-dawn MacGyver's hardened Bludgeon	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +5, Brimstone
2815	Lo Pan's Socratic Bunker of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Brimstone
2816	fuchsia Boxers of Leguizamo of courage of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	medical-grade beefy Brooch of the detective	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	ghostly gravedigger's frosty wizardly Bracelet	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	MacGyver's Rosewater's Grimacite gasmask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	upside-down Newton's slick Grimacite gat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	jittery shaking toasty Temple Grandin's Grimacite gaiters	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	blue educational Grimacite gauntlets of temperance	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	educational Rosewater's Grimacite go-go boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	savvy boxer's Grimacite girdle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	squat gravedigger's Grimacite gown	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	spinning twirling ribald Samson's Staff of the Kitchen Floor of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
2827	mirror anniversary gift box	0		
2828	red loaded dice	0		
2829	wobbly really dense meat stack	0		
2830	upside-down digital key lime	0		
2831	fuchsia star key lime	0		
2832	bite-sized rotten digital key lime pie	1	crappy	
2833	decent fancy star key lime pie	3	good	Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 20
2834	executive MacGyver's bottle-rocket crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	manspreader's indie comic hipster glasses	0		Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	tumbling wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	huge mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	prompt glowstick of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	curative Periodical Paintbrush	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only
2840	bad triple-distilled blue bottle of cooking sherry	7	decent	
2841	enchanted low-calorie normal blurry packet of ketchup	1	good	Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 40
2842	high-proof hand-crafted shaking accidental cider	7	EPIC	
2843	adequate dire fudgesicle	4	good	
2844	pulsating friendly experienced navel ring of navel gazing of the glutton of the cheetah	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	jittery class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	spinning plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	olive shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	tolerable moonberry wine cooler	3	good	
2851	moldy fine aged cheddarwurst	3	crappy	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	blurry bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	fuchsia blurry Oprah's Socratic huge mosquito proboscis	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2856	super-dry twirling wobbly swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 15
2857	super-alkaline magnetized seegar butt	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 46
2858	mirror bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	studded grievous witch wart	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80
2860	gigantic flavorless bouncing swamp muck	9	decent	
2861	Usain Bolt's gravedigger's educational leechknife	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	ionized magnetized squat teal dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 58
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	jittery medical-grade Da Vinci's beaver spear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2866	lion tamer's shamanic beads of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
2867	nasty dilapidated wizard hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	activated wobbly pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 49
2869	dry huge purple pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 69
2870	magnetized flattened galvanized blinking pirate tract	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 16
2871	skewed spinning burnt flower	0		
2872	plastic Naughty Sorceress of doom of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7
2873	bouncing razor-sharp plastic Ed the Undying of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2874	family-friendly frightening plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2875	banded plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2876	mirror forbidden plastic protector spectre	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2877	plastic Baron von Ratsworth of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2878	narrow stylish plastic Boss Bat	0		Moxie: +25
2879	Sherlock's plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Item Drop: +25
2880	razor-sharp plastic Bonerdagon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2881	wholesome plastic The Man	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2882	blinking teal chaotic plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2883	supercharged plastic Felonia	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2884	scorching plastic Beelzebozo	0		Hot Damage: +25
2885	twirling hardened plastic conservationist hippy	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2886	shaking scandalous plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2887	wobbly weightlifter's plastic angry bugbear	0		Muscle: +15
2888	blurry brainy plastic anime smiley	0		Mysticality: +5
2889	supercharged plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2890	cyan miser's plastic astronomer	0		Meat Drop: +10
2891	MacGyver's plastic beanbat	0		Maximum MP: +100
2892	educational plastic blooper	0		Experience: +1
2893	Fonzie's plastic brainsweeper	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2894	plastic briefcase bat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2895	sinister plastic demoninja	0		Spell Damage: +10
2896	huge wicked plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Spell Damage: +5
2897	green dance instructor's plastic drunk goat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2898	Temple Grandin's plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2899	resourceful plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Maximum MP: +50
2900	spinning boxer's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2901	plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2902	spinning ruddy plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2903	plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2904	gray lion tamer's plastic Knott Yeti	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2905	plastic lemon-in-the-box of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2906	jittery banded plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2907	personal trainer's plastic ninja snowman	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2908	jittery wholesome plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2909	rosy-cheeked plastic G Imp	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2910	chaotic plastic goth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2911	resourceful plastic cubist bull	0		Maximum MP: +50
2912	plastic scary clown of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2913	weightlifter's plastic smarmy pirate	0		Muscle: +15
2914	Temple Grandin's plastic spiny skelelton	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2915	bouncing knitted plastic Spam Witch	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2916	lime green shaking plastic vampire of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2917	plastic taco cat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2918	wobbly olive studded plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2919	bouncing plastic warwelf of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2920	coward's plastic whitesnake	0		Monster Level: -20
2921	asbestos-lined plastic XXX pr0n	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2922	family-friendly plastic zmobie	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2923	thinker's plastic Protagonist	0		Mysticality: +10
2924	plastic Spunky Princess of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2925	frosty plastic topiary golem	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2926	savvy plastic senile lihc	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2927	narrow plastic Iiti Kitty of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2928	pulsating pulsating plastic Gnomester Blomester of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2929	plastic Trouser Snake of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2930	friendly plastic Axe Wound	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2931	lime green bouncing plastic Hellion of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2932	savvy plastic Black Knight	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2933	healthy plastic pair of tweezers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2934	slick plastic fruit golem	0		Moxie: +10
2935	twirling beefy plastic fluffy bunny	0		Muscle: +10
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	delicious Surprise Egg	3	awesome	
2941	moist bouncing Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 67
2942	dry boiled twirling yellow chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 17
2943	ionized spinning Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 16
2945	up-at-dawn Herculean party hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	V for Vivala mask of the wise owl of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	lousy shot of rotgut	4	decent	
2949	ionized wobbly jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 52
2950	wobbly Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	ribald glowstick	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	cyan charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	electrified tip jar	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2955	normal half-sized yam candy	2	good	
2956	wobbly cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	flavorless tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4	decent	
2959	tumbling frosty rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2960	normal fancy single-serving herbal stuffing	3	good	Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 15
2961	stale packet of tofurkey gravy	3	decent	
2962	moldy tofurkey nugget	3	crappy	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	tumbling bouncing ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	blurry Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	magnetized anodized jittery Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 36
2968	non-chilled chilled Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 40
2969	bland creamsicle	3	decent	
2970	bad triple-distilled cream stout	10	decent	
2971	shaking Jeselnik's clever curmudgel	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	baleful grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	electrified stylish tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2976	weak artisanal pulsating bilge wine	2	EPIC	
2977	witty rapier of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2978	foul-smelling hardened yohohoyo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +10
2979	pressed enhanced fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 34
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	purple narrow aromatic booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2982	upside-down fuchsia cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	shaking rosy-cheeked copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	nasty thinker's tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2988	fuchsia upside-down bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	clingfilm trousers of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	lard-coated rock-hard clingfilm cap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	extremely unsafe clingfilm slippers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	rotten vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3	crappy	
2994	dry cold-filtered true grit	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 59
2995	ghostly coward's buoybottoms of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	nippy grungy flannel shirt	0		Cold Damage: +10
2997	nippy brawny grungy bandana	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	red savvy grassy cutlass	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2999	narrow Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	huge Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	Da Vinci's pegleg	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
3002	scandalous lamé pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	deadly enormous hoop earring	0		Weapon Damage: +5
3004	tumbling upside-down greedy shellacked costume sword	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20
3005	wobbly rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	jittery coward's forbidden rainbow pearl earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	Annie Oakley's MacGyver's rainbow pearl necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	rainbow pearl ring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	Idol of Ak'gyxoth of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25
3010	red Annie Oakley's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	mirror shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	blurry simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	tumbling gilded key	0		
3016	squat foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	twirling gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	fuchsia handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	blue medium stone triangle	0		
3023	narrow small stone triangle	0		
3024	spinning shaking stone pyramid	0		
3025	hand-crafted corpse on the beach	4	EPIC	
3026	artisanal corpsetini	3	super EPIC	
3027	artisanal corpsedriver	3	super EPIC	
3028	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed narrow fuchsia Corpse Island iced tea	6	EPIC	
3029	fancy smooth strong squat fuchsia red-headed corpse	5	awesome	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 25
3030	enchanted perfectly mixed gray kamicorpse-ee	4	EPIC	Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 45
3031	perfectly mixed corpsel	3	EPIC	
3032	practically non-alcoholic artisanal jittery corpsebite	1	super EPIC	
3033	mirror Sinatra's pirate fledges	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Look like a Pirate
3034	purple piece of thirteen	0		
3035	jumbo moldy gray pearl onion	5	crappy	
3036	yummy sea biscuit	3	awesome	
3037	mediocre bouncing bottle of rum	4	decent	
3038	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted enchanted bottle of black-label rum	1	super EPIC	Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 5
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	purple voodoo skull	0		
3041	pulsating lime green joke scroll	0		
3042	shaking Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	pulsating metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	stale massive narrow gray jittery nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	6	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	half-sized bland shaking nanite-infested candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	bland miniature nanite-infested fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	watered-down perfectly mixed pulsating nanite-infested eggnog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	toasty eyepatch	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	mirror arcane researcher's cutlass	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3052	weightlifter's breeches	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	teal pulsating mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	corrupted tarnished candy heart	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	energized energized olive cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	metallic foil cat ears	0		Item Drop: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	huge nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	ghostly iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	lime green theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	maroon synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	wobbly toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	skewed LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	greedy cyborg doll	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	prompt toy maglev monorail	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	mirror dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	blinking toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	tumbling plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	red silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	tumbling set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	purple polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	wobbly General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	huge pulsating laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	huge Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	blinking teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	mirror marionette collective of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	skewed blue gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	beefy borg sock monkey	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	thinker's roboduck-on-a-string of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	blurry jittery teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	yellow upside-down wool mansplainer's biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	twirling gray forbidden brawny C.B.F.G.	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	gray beefy biomechanical crimborg leg armor of temperance	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	nitrogenated vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	Van der Graaf handmade hobby horse	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	banded ball-in-a-cup	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	stanky set of jacks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	normal laser-broiled pear	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	Van der Graaf polyalloy shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	red unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	jittery careful baleful vibrating cyborg knife	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	pulsating zippy hardy immense cyborg hand	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	forbidden smartaleck's cyborg stompin' boot of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	maroon overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	pulsating Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	jittery Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	fuchsia old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	cyan Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	upside-down divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	pressed mirror mirror fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 46
3125	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 47
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	mirror marshmallow	0		
3129	decent miniature lime green roasted marshmallow	2	good	
3130	bouncing disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	special jumbo yummy pulsating tin cup of mulligan stew	5	awesome	Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 20
3132	dog trainer's brawny flamin' bindle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
3133	ribald lion tamer's freezin' bindle	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10
3134	inspector's thinker's stinkin' bindle	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +15
3135	shellacked fortified bindle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7
3136	chilly MacGyver's sleazy bindle	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +5
3137	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
3138	ghostly dangerous Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3139	supercharged medical-grade Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3140	jittery soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	jittery brainy panhandle panhandling hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	cup of infinite pencils of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1
3143	flame-retardant stanky Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
3144	blue a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	pulsating El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	huge El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	gray El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	blinking El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	pulsating El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	squat sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	flattened warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 46
3160	magnetized humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 43
3161	boiled vacuum-sealed purple El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 67
3162	wobbly El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	red El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	olive El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	green repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	magnetized vacuum-sealed seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 57
3169	decent turtle soup	4	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	spinning evil noodles	0		
3171	blurry nauseating reagent	0		
3172	evil paper umbrella of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3173	colloidal enhanced evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 48
3174	moldy evil boring spaghetti	3	crappy	
3175	decent evil noodles	4	good	
3176	bland miniature evil noodles	2	decent	
3177	decent snack-sized enchanted evil painful penne pasta	2	good	Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 50
3178	enchanted bland diet fuchsia 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	1	decent	Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 15
3179	moldy evil ravioli della hippy	4	crappy	
3180	normal evil noodles	3	good	
3181	galvanized quantum evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 63
3182	energized flattened maroon evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 34
3183	liquefied unsweetened evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 12
3184	super-modified evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 19
3185	magnetized evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 58
3186	nitrogenated fuchsia evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 27
3187	electrified upside-down squat evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 45
3188	hand-crafted weak an evil sump'm sump'm	2	super EPIC	
3189	triple-distilled drinkable mirror evil ducha de oro	9	good	
3190	smooth huge evil horizontal tango	4	awesome	
3191	mediocre weak evil roll in the hay	2	decent	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	red naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	blinking naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	wool origami pasties	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	flame-wreathed origami riding crop of courage of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	purple lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	lime green tumbling zippy wicked KoL Con IV Pole of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	upside-down dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	jittery dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	blurry shaking dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	upside-down dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	pulsating small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	spinning notbig laminated card	0		
3211	tumbling unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	ghostly dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	mirror Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	red toasty dog trainer's glowstick	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	twirling hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	tumbling blue gator skin	0		
3222	Sherlock's therapeutic gatorskin umbrella	0		Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	skewed sewer wad	0		
3225	perfectly mixed bottle of sewage schnapps	3	EPIC	
3226	triple-distilled tolerable bottle of Ooze-O	8	good	
3227	moldy half-sized pulsating C.H.U.M. chum	2	crappy	
3228	tiny decent skewed unfortunate dumplings	1	good	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	denatured Vulcanized squat oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17
3231	electrified tattered paper crown	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	snack-sized moldy purple vanilla-frosted king cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	wobbly water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	twirling Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	narrow Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	tumbling Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	spinning Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	bouncing Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	double-paned hale Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	occult Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	rosewater-soaked aromatic crafty Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: 4, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	crafty pink plastic baby	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	shaking sausage	0		
3251	Frosty's silk hat of wisdom of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	Jeselnik's healthy Frosty's carrot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	energetic boxer's Frosty's nailbat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	occult Oscus's pelt of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	green smelly Samson's brawny Wand of Oscus	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	Van der Graaf Sinatra's Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	mirror horrifying Sinatra's Zombo's skullcap	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	stanky smooth Zombo's shield of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	prompt reassuring Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	manspreader's banded Chester's moustache of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	brawny Chester's bag of candy of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	veiny razor-sharp Chester's cutoffs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	jittery candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	narrow bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	squat bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	extra-adjusted jittery handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 37
3269	non-deionized alkaline spinning lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 38
3270	irradiated blurry handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 69
3271	greedy crotchety pants	0		Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	lion tamer's Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	narrow hale willowy bonnet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	yellow blurry electrified studded belt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	forbidden stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	spoiled super-sized salad	5	crappy	
3284	Jack Frost's deadly C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3285	studded C.H.U.M. knife	0		Damage Absorption: +80
3286	coward's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Monster Level: -20
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	bouncing scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	narrow abandoned candy	0		
3291	mirror secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	red stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	lime green sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	twirling olive Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	ghostly Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	spinning The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	sealskin drum of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	washboard shield of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	rosewater-soaked spaghetti-box banjo	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	gravedigger's marinara jug	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	lime green reassuring makeshift castanets	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	censurious left-handed melodica	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	dried shaking purple epic wad	1	good	
3317	zippy bottlecap	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3318	pulsating resourceful corncob pipe	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
3319	wobbly banded Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
3320	ghostly lion tamer's frayed rope belt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	upside-down energetic mayfly bait necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	narrow spinning Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	tolerable jar of fermented pickle juice	4	good	
3326	altered red voodoo snuff	1	good	Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 45
3327	flavorless half-sized enchanted extra-greasy slider	2	decent	Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 50
3328	bouncing experienced groovy crumpled felt fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	fireproof battered top-hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	toasty shapeless wide-brimmed hat of courage	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	shaking Jeselnik's personal trainer's mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	Tesla fortified hobo dungarees	0		Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	Oprah's shellacked patched suit-pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	twirling upside-down dangerous dead guy's memento of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	bland ghostly banquet	4	decent	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	tumbling bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	pulsating bed of coals	0		
3345	gray air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	acceptable Ralph IX cognac	3	good	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	wobbly zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	non-quantum ionized enhanced llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	spoiled banana-frosted king cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	brown plastic baby of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	tumbling ghostly plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	olive scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	blinking stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	stale special half-sized mole molé	2	decent	Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	acceptable high-proof Morlock's Mark Bourbon	8	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	non-galvanized deionized tarnished Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	moist digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	maroon interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	denatured glimmering roc feather	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	dried glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	diluted blue glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	diluted wobbly glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	vaporized glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	modified glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	upside-down Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	mirror Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	quilted Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3381	Ol' Scratch's stove door of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Thorns: 1
3382	blinking scandalous occult supercool Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
3383	Oprah's educational Chester's sunglasses of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3384	fortified Chester's muscle shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +60
3385	red Usain Bolt's sinister Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3386	manspreader's Herculean Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +10
3387	coward's therapeutic Zombo's skull ring	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3388	wobbly Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	perfumed manspreader's Frosty's arm	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
3390	skewed flame-retardant flame-wreathed Staff of the Deepest Freeze of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	upside-down Sherlock's Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Item Drop: +25, Thorns: 1
3393	mirror Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	rosy-cheeked stylish Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	clever wholesome Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	asbestos-lined boxer's Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	wool Hodgman's bow tie of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3398	hand-crafted Hodgman's blanket	3	EPIC	
3399	artisanal watered-down jar of squeeze	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3400	flavorless spinning bowl of fishysoisse	4	decent	
3401	concentrated quantum electrified shaking deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 28
3402	concentrated pickled moist gray squat concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 13
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	blinking deck of lewd playing cards of the bloodbag of the storm of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100
3405	steel-toed Hodgman's sock	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
3406	friendly Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Familiar Weight: +3
3407	shellacked Hodgman's almanac	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3408	coward's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Monster Level: -20
3409	Hodgman's garbage sticker of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3410	educational Hodgman's detector	0		Experience: +1
3411	Hodgman's cane of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
3412	squat Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	spinning hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	double-tarnished blue mirror sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 32
3423	anodized spinning frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 54
3424	warmed fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 24
3425	electrified red garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 67
3426	cold-filtered ionized alkaline strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 68
3427	blurry purple roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	unsweetened super-activated anodized Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 36
3430	bouncing bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	mirror Samson's stirring stick of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3436	skewed Usain Bolt's chaotic Staff of the Teapot Tempest of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
3437	huge twirling clever curative stylish Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3438	friendly Jim Carey's weightlifter's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3
3439	skewed Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	dried shaking tumbling prismatic wad	1	awesome	Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	wobbly ribald club of the five seasons	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	mirror rainbow crossbow of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	webbed comic mask of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	Annie Oakley's vibrating six-rainbow shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	pulsating cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	pulsating cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	ghostly cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	pulsating stylish trusty torch	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	slick Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
3458	triple-galvanized magnetized bouncing STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 21
3459	practically non-alcoholic smooth huge white-label gin	1	awesome	
3460	miniature moldy tin rations	2	crappy	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	artisanal fortified bottle of sake	5	EPIC	
3464	dog trainer's round pebble	0		Experience (familiar): +1
3465	bite-sized stale skewed Bash-Ōs cereal	1	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	blurry MacGyver's Samson's haiku katana of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	ghostly bargain flash powder	0		
3468	savvy plastic baby	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	rotten blueberry-frosted king cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	steel-toed quilted Seasonal Beret of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	polarized double-oxidized cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 40
3475	ionized blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
3476	diffused plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 63
3477	electrified pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 66
3478	altered huge peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 53
3479	narrow gray balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	skewed passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	blue narrow eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	altered anodized bouncing glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 13
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	jittery rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	normal beefy fish meat	4	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	moldy glistening fish meat	4	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	flavorless miniature slick fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	executive hardy fish scimitar	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +40
3493	family-friendly strapping fish stick	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3494	fish bazooka of the storm of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3495	extra-dry ionized corrupted maroon sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 47
3496	diffused tarnished colloidal maroon bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 58
3497	perfectly mixed bottle of Pete's Sake	3	EPIC	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	narrow witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	bouncing beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	spoiled canapés	4	crappy	
3502	twisted skewed yellow thermos of brew	1	EPIC	Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	tolerable blue glass of brandy	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	upside-down French slippers	0		
3505	stiffened LWA ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	spinning Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	chilly scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Cold Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	lime green shaking scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	narrow scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	shaking scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	flame-retardant ganger bandana of courage	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	eelskin hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	sizzling eelskin pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	scandalous eelskin shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	twirling baleful Newton's shark tooth necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3522	fireproof shark jumper of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60
3523	deionized boiled shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 40
3524	non-Vulcanized purple eel battery	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 39
3525	improved dry narrow temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 43
3526	hardy scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	tumbling mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	spinning ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	huge pulsating cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	cyan plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	blurry plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	shaking upside-down plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	shellacked depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	huge educational slick depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	aromatic sinister depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	ghostly friendly therapeutic depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	zippy depleted Grimacite ninja mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	upside-down dog trainer's depleted Grimacite shinguards of doom	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	lime green asbestos-lined careful depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of the detective of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	upside-down propeller beanie of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	double-paned frightening Annie Oakley's straw hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	censurious asbestos-lined octopus's spade of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	pulsating glob of slime	0		
3555	delicious snack-sized sea carrot	2	awesome	
3556	tasty bite-sized sea cucumber	1	awesome	
3557	gigantic decent sea avocado	7	good	
3558	decent sea lychee	3	good	
3559	stale sea tangelo	3	decent	
3560	delicious thick special sea honeydew	5	awesome	Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 35
3561	polarized deionized shaking pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 49
3562	enhanced pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 67
3563	liquefied diffused pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 30
3564	delicious berry-infused sake	4	awesome	
3565	weak drinkable citrus-infused sake	2	good	
3566	tolerable spinning melon-infused sake	4	good	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	coward's boxer's sponge helmet of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	electrified wicked wizardly spongy shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3570	Jeselnik's square sponge pants of the dark arts of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	shaking ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	enchanted normal rice	4	good	Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 15
3584	big moldy irradiated candy cane	5	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	stale small wobbly gingerbread mutant bugbear	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	delicious teal oozenog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	enhanced tumbling tumbling sugar plum	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	aerosolized pickled shaking sugar banana	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	non-dry tarnished sugar lime	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	colloidal pressed tumbling upside-down sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	Mer-kin hookspear of the storm of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	squat shaking Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	tarnished denatured wobbly lime green Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 12
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	rosy-cheeked moist sailor's cap of dire peril of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	skewed Sherlock's curative speargun	0		Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3601	therapeutic compass	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	skewed porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	steel-toed forbidden slick diving helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	auspicious clever Da Vinci's aerated diving helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	tumbling imitation whetstone	0		
3611	diffused sea grease	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 36
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	mirror squat battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	blurry twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	blue pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	improved chilled polarized unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	lion tamer's parasitic claw	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	Usain Bolt's parasitic tentacles	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	squat ribald parasitic headgnawer	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	parasitic strangleworm of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	maroon burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	tumbling Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	polymerized Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	blurry radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	wicked elven socks of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	foul-smelling dance instructor's elven gloves	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	tumbling horrifying festive holiday hat of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	horrifying coward's patent shoes	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	lime green ruddy beefcake's gray bow tie	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	medical-grade penguin thesaurus of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	tiny rotten blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	narrow dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	knitted depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	practically non-alcoholic enchanted artisanal pulsating canteen of wine	1	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	stale elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	upside-down magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	ghostly map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	normal bouncing shaking fuchsia toast with jam	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	artisanal watered-down green elven moonshine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	rotten immense knuckle sandwich	6	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	wobbly miser's hardened psycho sweater	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	ghostly fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	Fonzie's plastic Mob Penguin	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	purple nippy plastic mutant elf	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	stylish plastic fat stack of cash	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	maroon plastic strand of DNA of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	ghostly groovy plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	blinking container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	nasty Putty mitre	0		Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	lard-coated thinker's Putty leotard	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Putty ball of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	narrow Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	rosy-cheeked hardened Putty snake of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	wobbly Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	glow-in-the-dark dart gun of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	Fonzie's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	jittery Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	moldy can of franks 'n' beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	mediocre blinking blurry bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	tumbling throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	narrow Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	bouncing beefy diving muff	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
3678	bad salinated mint julep	4	decent	
3679	tumbling ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	tumbling globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	purple map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	rotten massive huge tempura carrot	9	crappy	
3685	snack-sized adequate blinking tempura cucumber	2	good	
3686	delicious tempura avocado	3	awesome	
3687	flavorless sea broccoli	3	decent	
3688	low-calorie flavorless sea cauliflower	1	decent	
3689	toothsome tempura broccoli	3	awesome	
3690	moldy miniature tempura cauliflower	2	crappy	
3691	bland big enchanted sea blueberry	5	decent	Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 30
3692	normal blurry sea persimmon	3	good	
3693	quantum jittery pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 58
3694	double-ionized quantum red pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 58
3695	narrow nasty Mer-kin digpick	0		Stench Damage: +5
3696	teal ghostly anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	bouncing teflon ore	0		
3700	olive vinyl ore	0		
3701	bouncing map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	purple fireproof velcro broadsword of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100
3706	knitted Newton's velcro paddle ball of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
3707	scorching Tesla crafty velcro shield	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3708	foul-smelling deadly velcro boots of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
3709	skewed steel-toed smartaleck's non-stick pugil stick	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9
3710	hardened Samson's teflon spatula of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3711	lightning-fast healthy experienced teflon shield	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40
3712	quilted padded teflon swim fins of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: 60, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
3713	tumbling frosty careful 7-inch discus	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3714	nippy cool PVC staff of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
3715	wool Samson's vinyl shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +1
3716	horrifying personal trainer's vinyl boots of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
3717	gray decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	tumbling lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	skewed decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	fuchsia tumbling tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	lime green foggy glass globe	0		
3726	squat huge possessed tomato	0		
3727	bouncing Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	experienced glass gnoll eye	0		Experience: +2
3732	wet cigar butt	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 23
3733	zippy veiny manly bloomers	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	huge shellacked extremely unsafe handwarmer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
3737	Jeselnik's lighter of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
3738	stale packet of beer nuts	3	decent	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	pressed wobbly jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 22
3743	wobbly unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	shaking vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	cold-filtered ionized concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 63
3750	vampire pearl earring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
3751	decent bite-sized chocolate chip brownies	1	good	
3753	olive Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	ionized enhanced love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	warmed flattened love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	moist cold-filtered moist ghostly love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	electrified aerosolized warmed cyan love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	boiled energized energized jittery huge love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	activated shaking love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	galvanized aerosolized blue breath mint	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 32
3761	ghostly vampire pearl ring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3762	curative vampire pearl necklace	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3763	fortified perfectly mixed lime green slug of vodka	5	EPIC	
3764	hand-crafted slug of rum	3	EPIC	
3765	lousy watered-down tumbling slug of shochu	2	decent	
3766	weak aged screwdiver	2	awesome	
3767	aged olive dew yoana lei	4	awesome	
3768	perfectly mixed weak red huge lychee chuhai	2	EPIC	
3769	aged salacious screwdiver	3	awesome	
3770	tolerable watered-down shaking dew yoana salacious lei	2	good	
3771	high-proof mediocre salacious lychee chuhai	6	decent	
3772	artisanal Alewife&trade; Ale	4	EPIC	
3773	upside-down seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	blinking Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	olive foul-smelling Herculean pink pinkslip slip	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	sea salt scrubs of the cougar of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -25
3778	studded experienced smartaleck's amber aviator shades	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
3779	wet purple hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 29
3780	upside-down prompt Jack Frost's sinister nurse's hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	mixed red bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	powdered bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 50
3784	narrow paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	upside-down smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	shaking wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	squat crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	blurry banded Mer-kin roundshield of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
3804	purple lion tamer's Annie Oakley's Mer-kin breastplate	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
3805	maroon Mer-kin sneakmask of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	liquefied concentrated activated Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 48
3808	olive Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	jittery Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	spoiled tiny chocolate-frosted king cake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	bouncing plastic baby of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	shaking squat blue midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	flavorless skewed sea radish	4	decent	
3818	squat spinning spinning fireproof ruddy forbidden halibut	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +3
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	experienced water-polo mitt	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
3821	corrupted non-enhanced huge syringe	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 55
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	liquefied wad of cotton	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 33
3824	mirror Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	green Grandma's Map	0		
3829	moldy blurry tempura radish	3	crappy	
3830	water-polo cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	distilled enchanted perfectly mixed Typical Tavern swill	5	EPIC	Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 45
3832	triple-distilled mediocre tropical swill	10	decent	
3833	mediocre enchanted bouncing fruity girl swill	3	decent	Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 30
3834	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic blended swill	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	executive horrifying grievous arcane researcher's Elvish sunglasses	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	ghostly anniversary safety glass vest of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
3838	anniversary burlap belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3839	nippy anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Cold Damage: +10
3840	spinning anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	anniversary pewter cape of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
3842	out-of-tune biwa of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
3843	fuchsia scandalous dented harmonica	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3844	ghostly scorching hardy magic whistle	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +25
3845	hale plastic blowgun	0		Maximum HP: +20
3846	padded extremely unsafe jungle drum of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3847	tumbling shellacked hippy bongo	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3848	banded knob bugle	0		Damage Absorption: +100
3849	purple thinker's 4-dimensional guitar of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +100
3850	boxing glove of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
3851	mansplainer's brainy boxing glove on a spring of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +15
3852	wobbly mansplainer's stiffened half-sized guitar	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15
3853	pulsating upside-down double-paned veiny bass drum	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
3854	ruddy pixel boomerang	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3855	reassuring dog trainer's vibrating world's smallest violin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
3856	gravedigger's rock-hard stylish ocarina of space	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +10
3857	narrow supercool a butt tuba	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3858	censurious bone flute	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3859	weightlifter's infernal fife	0		Muscle: +15
3860	charming flute of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	bouncing Newton's educational grass whistle	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3
3863	bouncing MacGyver's brainy plastic guitar	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +100
3864	blurry asbestos-lined finger cymbals	0		Hot Resistance: +5
3865	executive fortified kettle drum	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +40
3866	studded double-barreled sling of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +80
3867	blinking shaking magilaser blastercannon of the blizzard of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
3868	bouncing lime green slick hanky&#363; of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	medical-grade ultimate ultimate frisbee of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	twirling toasty deadly office-supply crossbow	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5
3872	groovy pocket theremin	0		Moxie Percent: +10
3873	flame-wreathed rave whistle of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Raveosity: +1
3874	tumbling hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	wobbly hellseal brain	0		
3877	pulsating burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	narrow hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	bouncing hellseal disguise	0		
3881	Jack Frost's manspreader's fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cyan squat cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	activated super-alkaline boiled vial of slime	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 44
3886	extra-polymerized anodized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 39
3887	liquefied pulsating huge vial of slime	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 22
3888	dry wobbly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 11
3889	oxidized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 16
3890	dry vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 38
3891	tarnished vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 14
3892	quantum extra-modified extra-boiled vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 42
3893	chilled vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 49
3894	diffused red vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 11
3895	chilled spinning vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 33
3896	corrupted shaking vial of slime	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 53
3897	ionized tumbling twirling vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 19
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	upside-down figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	skewed figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	blurry figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	wobbly figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	fortified hand-crafted cyan blended swill with a fly in it	5	EPIC	
3914	cyan turtle wax	0		
3915	vibrating turtle wax shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3916	upside-down turtle wax helmet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	stylish turtle wax greaves	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	meat shield of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	crafty turtlemail coif of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	banded forbidden turtlemail breeches	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	family-friendly quilted turtlemail hauberk	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	Van der Graaf savvy spiky turtle helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	narrow dangerous spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	maroon veiny Samson's spiky turtle shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	olive grinning turtle	0		
3930	boiled blurry tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 23
3931	severed flipper of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	lime green ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	Socratic bad-ass club of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	alkaline upside-down hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66
3936	double-energized scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 14
3937	boiled ionized fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 49
3938	foul-smelling club of corruption	0		Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	Van der Graaf corrupt club of corruption	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	wobbly rosewater-soaked corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	wool coward's evil-ass club of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	mansplainer's nasty-ass club of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: 0, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	electrified infernal toilet brush of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	upside-down olive shadowy seal eye of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	blinking lion tamer's oyster egg balloon	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	squat olive Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	mirror Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	mirror key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	green pulsating monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	narrow martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	shaking tin of caviar	0		
3958	huge frightening bejeweled cufflinks	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
3959	maroon tumbling blurry experienced garish pinky ring	0		Experience: +2
3960	veiny designer sunglasses	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
3961	smelly opera glasses of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3962	skewed designer handbag	0		
3963	blinking Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	double-pickled polarized cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 52
3966	Sherlock's auspicious grievous hot-ass club	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: 35, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	razor-sharp smartaleck's frigid-ass club of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	MacGyver's strapping creepy-ass club of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	concentrated Vulcanized tumbling sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 57
3970	green Abyssal ember of the bloodbag of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	polymerized frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 11
3972	ribald Annie Oakley's seal spine	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	polarized pickled seal lube	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 11
3974	twirling mannequin leg of the wise owl of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	MacGyver's baleful padded tortoise	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100
3976	jittery skewed smartaleck's tortoboggan of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	up-at-dawn nippy painted shield	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	tumbling torquoise	0		
3982	Jim Carey's Annie Oakley's torquoise ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	wobbly prompt wizardly dueling banjo	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +3
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	mansplainer's curative samurai turtle helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	mirror turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	shellacked turtle shell helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	skewed slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	pulsating security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	shaking dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	blurry infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	lime green string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	altered blinking green agua de vida	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	smooth tortoboggan shield of the storm	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	Jim Carey's soup-chucks	0		Monster Level: +25
4005	double-polymerized pulsating ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 42
4006	skewed memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	shaking memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	mirror memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	tumbling memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	bouncing memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	purple memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	red memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	blinking bouncing memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	miser's greaves	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	spinning undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	Lo Pan's piece of rebar of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30
4021	Sherlock's brainy shovel of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50
4022	Sherlock's necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: 30
4023	rosewater-soaked speargun of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3
4024	fireproof compass of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +3
4025	spinning family-friendly hardy fortified helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	rosewater-soaked razor-sharp groovy lantern	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
4027	shellacked greaves of vim and vigor of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	frosty experienced club of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	twirling memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	skewed memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	massive bland slimy sweetbreads	8	decent	
4038	tolerable jittery slimy fermented bile bladder	3	good	
4039	dried jittery slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	jittery scorching pig-iron helm of horror	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	wholesome studded pig-iron shinguards	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	bouncing manspreader's curative pig-iron bracers	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	pulsating wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	tumbling fuchsia wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	perfumed wumpus-hair whip	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	twirling yellow gravedigger's scorching electrified wumpus-hair wig	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	lightning-fast therapeutic arcane researcher's wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	chaotic sharpshooter's wumpus-hair sweater	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	ring of teleportation of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	drinkable practically non-alcoholic White Hyborian	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	frightening goblin hunting spear	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	skewed huge fireproof frightening goblin autoblowgun	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	narrow tribal beads of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	stone fist of dire peril of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	beefy stone head	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	olive Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	mirror Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	squat 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	ghostly twirling essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	narrow essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	spinning squat Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	huge multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	ghostly Annie Oakley's hardy villainous scythe	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	tumbling dance instructor's baneful bandolier of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	up-at-dawn diabolical crossbow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	wicked experienced malevolent medallion	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	skewed prompt smelly corrosive cowl	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	grisly shield of the cougar of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +60, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	sizzling mansplainer's corroded breeches	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	Lo Pan's pernicious cudgel of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	normal tumbling fuchsia cupcake-in-a-cup	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	spoiled protein paste	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	blurry squat aromatic electrified cyber-mattock	0		Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	tarnished neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	dry liquefied ionized ghostly huge skewed physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	skewed tumbling medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	mirror skewed hardened peawee marble	0		Damage Reduction: 3
4096	greedy brown crock marble	0		Meat Drop: +20
4097	skewed prompt China marble	0		Adventures: +3
4098	lemonade marble of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
4099	gray energetic bumblebee marble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
4100	flame-retardant jet bennie marble	0		Hot Resistance: +1
4101	Lo Pan's sharpshooter's beige clambroth marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
4102	upside-down ghostly strapping steely marble	0		Muscle: +5
4103	Jim Carey's educational beach ball marble of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25, Candy Drop: +100
4104	squat greasy catseye marble	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4105	maroon fortified bumboozer marble	0		Damage Absorption: +60
4106	energetic chamoisole	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
4107	ionized polymerized spinning bitter pill	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 23
4108	flame-wreathed monstrous monocle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	upside-down slick musty moccasins of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	spinning wicked molten medallion of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	jittery censurious double-paned brazen bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	mirror coward's bitter bowtie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	bewitching boots of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	mirror scorching Lo Pan's forbidden rickety unicycle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
4117	upside-down ribald wicked Herculean crusty hula hoop	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
4118	squat nasty vibrating Coily&trade; of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
4119	blurry upside-down foul-smelling Tesla dance instructor's school flying disc	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4120	ruddy lawn dart of extreme caution of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4121	fortified beefcake's wagon of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	wholesome dangerous crown-shaped beanie of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	asbestos-lined greasy Newton's hopping socks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4125	lime green Annie Oakley's sage poodle skirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	dangerous savvy letterman's jacket of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4127	flame-retardant rosy-cheeked wicked hardened slime hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	blurry zippy inspector's hardened slime pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	hardened slime belt of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	distilled shaking purple boot plant	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	perfectly mixed sham champagne	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	non-moist flattened tempura air	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 48
4134	concentrated pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 54
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	yellow auspicious greasy friendly Bag o' Tricks of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	blue a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	ghostly careful funny paper hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	anodized warmed sand	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 22
4147	baleful charged magnet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	gray stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	gray lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	energized huge dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	pickled deionized quantum Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 69
4153	jittery rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	ghostly live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	narrow pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	upside-down rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	enchanted fortified bad pebblebr&auml;u	5	decent	Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	flavorless huge rocky road ice cream	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	pressed cold-filtered deionized children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 17
4164	flattened spinning Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 44
4165	shellacked Staff of the Soupbone of the sewer of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4166	bouncing slick Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	quilted Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	twirling Voluminous Radio Sneakers of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	spinning crystallized memory	0		
4172	sizzling rock helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	jittery frosty rock pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	shaking rock necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
4175	wobbly spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	squat sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	ghostly smartaleck's sugar shotgun	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	hale sugar shillelagh	0		Maximum HP: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	studded sugar shank	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	narrow mirror sugar chapeau of doom of bravery of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	shaking sugar shorts of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	blurry sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	bouncing slime convention coupons	0		
4187	strapping slime convention pin	0		Muscle: +5
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	shaking inverse geode	0		
4190	wobbly control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	tumbling quilted sugar shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	smooth rave visor	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	pulsating baggy rave pants of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	maroon dangerous pacifier necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	lime green sea	0		
4198	teal pulsating sea lasso	0		
4199	Jack Frost's medical-grade banded sea cowboy hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	spinning gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	green urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	green Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	curative brand new key of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4207	twirling therapeutic dorsal fin	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	fuchsia twirling roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	shaking shaking skate blade of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	fireproof gravedigger's collapsible baton	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
4216	red pulsating groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	concentrated squat groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 15
4219	frightening slick skate board	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	wicked yield shield	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	huge unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	personal trainer's Star of Bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	shaking amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	skewed ice skate decoy	0		
4232	purple upside-down ice skate doll	0		
4233	fuchsia blinking hacienda key	0		
4234	jittery extremely unsafe pat&eacute; knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4235	pulsating salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	upside-down brainy cheese-slicer	0		Mysticality: +5
4238	massive normal teal beef jerky	8	good	
4239	prompt pipe wrench	0		Adventures: +3
4240	electrified quadruple-flattened cold-filtered red gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 45
4241	sleep mask of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	sock garters of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
4243	moist activated mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 35
4244	up-at-dawn leather-bound tome	0		Adventures: +5
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	shaking yellow healthy ivory cue ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
4247	enchanted bad upside-down decanter of fine Scotch	3	decent	Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 25
4248	altered expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 10
4249	jittery lime green tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	purple fisherman's sack	0		
4251	purple fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	frozen vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 30
4253	magnetized boiled potion of speed	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 17
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	non-electrified sap	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	bouncing petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	bland chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	smooth mulled cider	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	twirling wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	narrow pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mirror mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	huge Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	fireproof bark boxers	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	sizzling bark beret	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	baleful bark bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4267	knitted lard-coated Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	hardy grievous Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	narrow knitted Angelhair Culottes of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	foul-smelling Newman's Own Trousers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	spinning crafty Volartta's bellbottoms of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	pulsating vibrating Lederhosen of the Night of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	magnetized magnetized upside-down ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	olive Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	spinning frightening Da Vinci's Underworld truncheon of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	shellacked groovy Staff of the Woodfire of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	fireproof Temple Grandin's Underworld flail of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	tumbling Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	skewed Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	pulsating arcane researcher's Mer-kin bunwig of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	slick crappy Mer-kin mask of wisdom of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	mirror baleful crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	yellow smelly veiny weightlifter's Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	pulsating greasy ribald Mer-kin scholar mask of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	family-friendly Da Vinci's Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	tumbling blue Socratic brawny Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	curative Mer-kin headguard of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	avaricious Mer-kin waistrope	0		Meat Drop: +30
4290	inspector's thinker's Mer-kin facecowl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Item Drop: +15
4291	ruddy Mer-kin thighguard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4292	vibrating hale wholesome Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	reassuring medical-grade brawny Mer-kin dragnet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	miser's foul-smelling Mer-kin switchblade of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	upside-down depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	toasty razor-sharp Rosewater's Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	frightening Brand of Violence of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	greedy perfumed Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
4300	lightning-fast groovy Lens of Violence of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	healthy grievous Samson's Pigsticker of Violence	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20
4302	energetic educational Jodhpurs of Violence of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	Usain Bolt's MacGyver's ruddy Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	scandalous therapeutic Girdle of Hatred of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	squat nasty chaotic Staff of Simmering Hatred of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
4306	upside-down nasty grievous Pantaloons of Hatred of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	clever medical-grade Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4308	sharpshooter's Tesla Lens of Hatred of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	shellacked studded Treads of Loathing of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	ghostly manspreader's MacGyver's hale Scepter of Loathing	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Cloathing
4311	rosewater-soaked Belt of Loathing of doom of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	chilly supercool Goggles of Loathing of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	vibrating Stick-Knife of Loathing of vim and vigor of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Cloathing
4314	ghostly medical-grade veiny Jeans of Loathing of courage	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	avaricious Annual Ascot	0		Meat Drop: +30
4316	mirror lard-coated nasty lion tamer's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	Jeselnik's hardened Flail of the Seven Aspects of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	sharpshooter's weightlifter's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	family-friendly Da Vinci's Windsor Pan of the Source of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	flame-retardant dog trainer's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	prompt fireproof sinister Sinatra's The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	wobbly electrified Claw of the Infernal Seal of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	shaking gravedigger's foul-smelling padded Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	huge mansplainer's occult Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	prompt stanky padded Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	dog trainer's veiny Bling of the New Wave of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	Jack Frost's grievous La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	blurry suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	blue bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	moldy candy kneecapping stick	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	tiny rotten squat licorice garrote	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	candy knuckles of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	moldy jawbruiser	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	double-polymerized spinning chocolate car	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	fireproof plastic 11 Dealer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	plastic Crimbo Casino of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	twirling savvy plastic stocking mimic	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	rosewater-soaked plastic Don Crimbo	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	deadly plastic Crimbomination	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	quadruple-warmed vacuum-sealed boiled ghostly lime green Piddles	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	irradiated ghostly BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	non-deionized vacuum-sealed ghostly Polka Pop	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	spinning Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	teal Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	pulsating leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	shaking smelly snow hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	mirror up-at-dawn snow pants	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	skewed fireproof snow belly	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	fuchsia A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	blurry shaking teal A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	huge mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	snack-sized decent blurry expired can of franks 'n' beans	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	hand-crafted special tumbling expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	bouncing snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	warmed electrified spinning ghostly elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	normal small penguin focaccia bread	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	artisanal herringcello	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	bad blinking elven cellocello	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	ghostly bouncing wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	huge handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	tumbling wobbly chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	spinning elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	forbidden throwing wrench	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	twirling extremely unsafe pair of bolt cutters	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	blurry Socratic poison pen	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	speed limit shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	auspicious savvy live wire	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	lightning-fast greedy misfit dolly	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	skewed gravedigger's personal trainer's misfit hobby horse	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	stiffened educational misfit teddy bear	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	pocketwatch on a chain of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	censurious studded cement sandals	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	energetic night-vision goggles of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	hardened peanut brittle shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	sharpshooter's Red Rover BB gun of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	shellacked red-and-green sweater	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	modified tarnished teal Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	quadruple-Vulcanized Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	triple-Vulcanized dry super-enhanced huge Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	wobbly blurry blinking Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	red crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	tumbling smooth cheese sword	0		Moxie: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	Van der Graaf cheese diaper	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	cyan strapping cheese wheel	0		Muscle: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	padded cheese eye	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	jittery clever dance instructor's Fonzie's Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	ghostly foreign box	0		
4406	skewed The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	wobbly Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	adequate fancy snack-sized quantum taco	0	???	Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	artisanal blurry Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	blurry groovy sealhide hood	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	horrifying sealhide leggings	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	sealhide cloak of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
4418	Socratic sealhide buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4419	brawny sealhide whip	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4420	wizardly sealhide moccasins	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
4421	wizardly sealhide gloves	0		Mysticality: +25
4422	sealhide belt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	bouncing puzzling trophy	0		
4425	super-Vulcanized diffused spinning sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 48
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	dog trainer's glowstick on a string	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Raveosity: +1
4429	olive candy necklace of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	lime green Temple Grandin's teddybear backpack	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Raveosity: +1
4431	squat NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	pressed invisibility potion	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	non-tarnished spinning irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	quantum boiled bouncing irritability potion	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	blinking upside-down cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	ghostly hellseal claw	0		
4440	sharpshooter's guard turtle shell	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	blinking crowbar of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4442	auspicious spaghetti cult rosary	0		Item Drop: +10
4443	therapeutic spaghetti cult mask	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	mirror Sinatra's spangly mariachi pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	pulsating wholesome spangly mariachi vest of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
4447	brainy spangly sombrero	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	dried wobbly Instant Karma	1	EPIC	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	blurry map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	bouncing knitted pointy hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	jittery chilly machetito	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	teal auspicious lawnmower blade	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	upside-down lard-coated The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	maroon snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	squat friendly snailmail coif of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	spinning pulsating groovy brawny snailmail breeches	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	deadly sage snailmail hauberk	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5
4461	colloidal skewed seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 26
4462	wet chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 68
4463	corrupted huge bouncing chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 47
4464	ionized liquefied ionized pulsating chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 17
4465	irradiated chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 55
4466	ionized enhanced skewed chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 60
4467	dry flattened altered narrow chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 30
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	upside-down BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	Da Vinci's BRICKO hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	blue nasty BRICKO pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	brainy BRICKO sword	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	blue BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	purple pulsating BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	pulsating BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	huge boxer's BRICKO bulwark	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	twirling broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	squat BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	spinning extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	cold-filtered nitrogenated Vulcanized recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 53
4498	pressed activated recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 55
4499	vacuum-sealed twirling skewed recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 27
4500	Vulcanized quantum mirror maroon recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 39
4501	quantum mirror recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 39
4502	energized maroon recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 28
4503	Vulcanized recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	crafty medical-grade heart of the volcano	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4505	electrified tarnished Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 50
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	blurry Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	concentrated purple &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	flavorless snack-sized walrus ice cream	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	spoiled beautiful soup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	shaking eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	blurry Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	small tasty Humpty Dumplings	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	adequate Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	fancy acceptable missing wine	3	good	Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	stale big matter custard	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	unsweetened comfit?	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	shaking electrified banded flamingo mallet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	flame-wreathed slick eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	careful extremely unsafe wig	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	special diet tasty donut	1	awesome	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	tiny rotten bucket of honey	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	blinking dangerous elephant stinger of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	tasty dragon snaps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	censurious experienced snapdragon pistil	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	bite-sized rotten rook cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	super-sized flavorless bishop cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	rotten bite-sized ghostly knight cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	bland fancy super-sized king cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	rotten thick queen cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	gray fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	insane tophat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	beefcake's helm of the knight of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	blinking Annie Oakley's brawny wristwatch of the knight	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	pulsating up-at-dawn Socratic trousers of the knight	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	stiffened tophat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	blue upside-down manspreader's tie	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
4543	tuxedo pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	yellow ghostly pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	ghostly caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	tumbling walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	wobbly carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	censurious detour shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	narrow lowercase a	0		
4554	blinking percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	ghostly green dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	narrow can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	narrow hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	bad bouncing world's most unappetizing beverage	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	smooth slippery when wet shield	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	bite-sized flavorless mirror raisin	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	maroon ghostly fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	skewed flame-retardant friendly flyest of shirts	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	huge stale mirror a dance upon the palate	6	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	bland pulsating prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	huge Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	stale immense blinking mirror squirmy violent party snack	10	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	upside-down can-you-dig-it? of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	oxidized liquefied enhanced narrow Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	medical-grade school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	gravedigger's careful T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	upside-down pulsating fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	twirling maroon glob of skin	0		
4584	spoiled thick six wedges of goat cheese	5	crappy	
4585	wobbly pulsating collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	skewed brown pixel	0		
4589	wobbly Rosewater's pixel whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4590	sizzling pixel chain whip	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	twirling Sinatra's pixel morning star	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	olive pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	huge pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	maroon 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	huge bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	bad practically non-alcoholic plastic cup of beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	narrow bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	banded beefcake's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	bland sun-dried tofu	3	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	artisanal fancy soyburger juice	3	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	ghostly essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	boiled unsweetened galvanized yellow essential soy	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	activated pressed adjusted huge essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	mansplainer's Crown of Thrones	0		Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	acceptable ghostly Cinco Mayo Lager	3	good	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	blinking frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	huge Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	green Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	frozen upside-down chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	diet normal pawn cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	mixed bouncing coffee pixie stick	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	twirling superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	fortified plastic spider ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	blurry wobbly Jack Frost's plastic kazoo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	savvy inflatable baseball bat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	lime green family-friendly frightening googly-star hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	hale googly-ball hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	sinister googly-heart hat of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	miser's super-sweet boom box of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	razor-sharp cool sinister demon mask of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	skewed auspicious frosty Temple Grandin's streetfighting champion's belt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	sinister brainy weightlifter's Space Trip safety headphones	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	skewed educational LARP carp	0		Experience: +1
4641	narrow fuchsia groovy KoL Con Six Pack of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
4642	up-at-dawn Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Adventures: +5
4643	upside-down Tesla rxr shield	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	tumbling knitted vibrating Socratic Juju Mojo Mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	up-at-dawn space trooper helmet	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	twirling aromatic Jim Carey's crafty Meteoid ice beam	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	veiny baleful Dungeon Fist gauntlet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	upside-down chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	ghostly auspicious extremely unsafe ironic knit cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	twirling energetic ironic battle spoon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
4655	avaricious chilly smooth ironic jogging shorts	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	ghostly mole skin notebook of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4657	lime green pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	sizzling blackberry galoshes	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
4660	forbidden wizardly trout fang	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	stale poisonous caviar	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	modified spinning wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	blurry educational Ellsbury's skull of temperance	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	cyan fortified hot plate	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Thorns: 1
4666	mirror greasy nasty imp unity ring	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4667	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4668	observational glasses of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
4669	olive squat tumbling miser's hilarious comedy prop	0		Meat Drop: +10
4670	wobbly beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	bad booze-soaked cherry	3	decent	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	decent snack-sized marshmallow	2	good	
4674	bland sponge cake	3	decent	
4675	mediocre gin-soaked blotter paper	3	decent	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	tumbling unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	pottery shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	ghostly nasty pottery hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	skewed manspreader's MacGyver's pottery training pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	wizardly pottery club	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	bouncing Tesla pottery yo-yo	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	wobbly fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	huge fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	shaking maroon fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	pulsating fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	zippy executive banded Greatest American Pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	hardy fossilized necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	pulsating imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	upside-down Oprah's red-hot medallion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	jittery blurry E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	twirling GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	spoiled tiny huge pulsating lemon popsicle	1	crappy	
4715	moldy green popsicle	3	crappy	
4716	low-calorie spoiled strawberry popsicle	1	crappy	
4717	adequate thick blinking liver popsicle	5	good	
4718	mirror toasty mariachi hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	knitted Hollandaise helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	wobbly organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	bland liver and let pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	yummy badass pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	spoiled shoo-fish pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	tasty huge piping organ pie	10	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	adequate igloo pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	immense stale stomach turnover	6	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	miniature spoiled bouncing dead lights pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	adequate throbbing organ pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	blue huge bouncing aromatic stop shield	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	narrow spinning sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	mirror rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	yellow flame-retardant beer-soaked mop	0		Hot Resistance: +1
4738	drinkable watered-down day-old beer	2	good	
4739	aged upside-down blurry plain beer	3	awesome	
4740	bad strong blue overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	5	decent	
4741	cyan smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	ionized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 17
4745	improved blurry lime green spinning Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 47
4746	super-liquefied warmed non-moist gray Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 63
4747	spoiled snack-sized bone meal	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	spirit-forward artisanal bone aperitif	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	wobbly shellacked bonerang	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	spinning wool bone and arrows	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	boning knife of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	blinking ribald bone crusher	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	scorching bone spurs	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	rosy-cheeked brawny bonedanna	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	perfumed asbestos-lined boneana hammock	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	magnetized candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	bouncing Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	blurry narrow packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	skewed huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	huge stale blinking pumpkin pie	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	lousy pumpkin beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	warmed colloidal fuchsia pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	shin gourds of the bloodbag of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	huge nippy manspreader's curative Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	teal twirling Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	twirling Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	olive Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	normal enchanted bite-sized narrow CRIMBCOIDS mints	1	good	Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	decent CRIMBCOLOAF	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	decent circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	squat knitted plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	bouncing Herculean plastic fax machine	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	skewed plastic hobo elf of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	slick plastic Mr. Mination	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	skewed careful plastic Best Game Ever	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	gray squat hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	bouncing robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	shaking robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	pulsating robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	spinning robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	tumbling robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	spinning green robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	small adequate triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	normal blue square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	aromatic studded bindlestocking of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +1, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	shaking sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	Jeselnik's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	scorching experienced Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	mansplainer's arcane researcher's Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of horror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	beefy Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the cougar	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	steel-toed Uncle Hobo's belt of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	magnetized frozen chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	wicked gift-a-pult	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	ionized huge holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	bouncing blue upside-down paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	bouncing wizardly CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	olive CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	shaking photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	gray pulsating Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	pulsating inspector's nippy hardened paperclip-on tie	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	jittery energetic paperclip pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	medical-grade paperclip turban of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	paperclip cape of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	bouncing BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	non-ionized polarized teal chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	tarnished bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	pickled enhanced incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	altered Vulcanized myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	tolerable CRIMBCO wine	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	shaking Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	upside-down toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	half-sized flavorless toe jam toast	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	adequate shaking traffic jam toast	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	blinking space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	yummy gigantic space jam toast	9	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	modified polarized motivational poster	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	bouncing sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	blue tumbling bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	skewed BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	adequate fancy festive sausage	3	good	Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	thick adequate holiday cheese log	5	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	asbestos-lined rock-hard BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	skewed smooth BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	sage BGE pocket calendar	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	tumbling BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	cyan narrow brawny BGE plastic toy	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	stapler bear of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	sizzling adhesive tape dolly	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	inspector's scissor duck	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	arcane researcher's savvy Seven Loco	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	dog trainer's Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Loathing Legion moondial of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	brainy Loathing Legion knife	0		Mysticality: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	shaking horrifying Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	tumbling knitted Loathing Legion can opener	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	wobbly censurious asbestos-lined Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	perfumed Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Loathing Legion flamethrower of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	ghostly Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	green reassuring Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	wool Loathing Legion double prism	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	shaking arcane researcher's Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	spinning therapeutic Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	hardened Loathing Legion abacus	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	gray Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Loathing Legion pizza stone of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	squat Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	nippy Loathing Legion hammer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	blurry Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	maroon a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	narrow time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	spoiled upside-down Knob jelly donut	3	crappy	
4942	huge Knob cake	0		
4943	teal Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	maroon Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	concentrated weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 17
4950	chilled nitrogenated boiled abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 23
4951	cool flimsy clipboard	0		Moxie: +5
4952	quantum baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 48
4953	zippy frosty whalebone corset	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
4954	wizardly oven mitts	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
4955	adequate massive overcookie	6	good	
4956	normal philosopher's scone	4	good	
4957	non-diffused adjusted half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 22
4958	skewed stylish Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Moxie: +25
4959	normal snack-sized maroon Knob nuts	2	good	
4960	lousy Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4	decent	
4961	blinking Subject 37 file	0		
4962	teal rosewater-soaked Fonzie's mysterious lapel pin	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4963	squat state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	upside-down Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	huge Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	narrow Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	red skewed Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	cyan Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	upside-down Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	blinking Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	green Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	shaking Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	fuchsia Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	lime green narrow Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	twirling Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	tumbling pulsating Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	blinking Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	spinning Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	narrow Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	huge Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	squat Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	lime green manspreader's card sleeve	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	wobbly Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	decent enchanted wasabi pocky	4	good	Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	stale massive tobiko pocky	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	normal natto pocky	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	drinkable distilled wasabi-infused sake	5	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	practically non-alcoholic delicious tobiko-infused sake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	watered-down drinkable blurry natto-infused sake	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	dry tarnished wobbly wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	triple-pressed flattened tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	non-ionized gray ghostly natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	blurry Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	enhanced activated pulsating elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	tolerable shaking marshmallow flamb&eacute;	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	hand-crafted cranberry schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	boozy perfectly mixed special breaded beer	5	EPIC	Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	watered-down aged soy cordial	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	yellow blurry aromatic weightlifter's astral bludgeon	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
5029	sinister astral shield of horror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
5030	experienced astral chapeau of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	tumbling Oprah's astral bracer of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
5032	twirling reassuring MacGyver's Rosewater's astral longbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1
5033	stanky supercharged razor-sharp astral shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	fireproof Fonzie's Herculean astral mace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +3
5035	yellow mirror tumbling Lo Pan's astral trousers of the blizzard of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	prompt Jack Frost's energetic astral ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3
5037	cyan manspreader's rock-hard astral statuette of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +10
5038	shaking ribald nippy astral pistol of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
5039	green censurious veiny astral mask	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
5040	olive astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	narrow frosty Temple Grandin's dance instructor's astral shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10
5042	strapping astral belt of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20
5043	adequate bite-sized astral hot dog	1	???	
5044	lousy astral pilsner	4	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	blurry skewed blurry shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	avaricious deadly brawny double-ice cap	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	pulsating prompt Temple Grandin's double-ice box of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	Socratic groovy double-ice britches of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	twirling handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	blue wobbly Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	tumbling intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	chilled maroon Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	ionized Red Pill	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	wobbly boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	gray voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	gigantic normal spaghetti con calaveras	10	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	immense flavorless popcorn	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	normal gigantic chaos popcorn	7	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	scandalous toasty Jack Frost's hole	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	blinking innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	rotten blurry s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	triple-distilled drinkable Russian Ice	10	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	savvy clay ashtray	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	tumbling Jack Frost's lanyard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	friendly monster pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	super-frozen Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	strapping Van der Graaf helmet of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	gravedigger's crutch	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	ribald shock belt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	aerosolized wet Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	sage rubber band gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	blinking scorching pin-stripe slacks	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	lard-coated gloves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	boiled deionized correction fluid	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	dance instructor's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	blinking dangerous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	crafty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	personal trainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	censurious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	arcane researcher's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	twirling blinking olive experienced Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	flame-retardant Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	vibrating Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	jittery clever Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	pulsating crafty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	double-paned Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	colloidal willyweed	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	adjusted unsweetened Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	altered mirror wobbly fish juice box	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	wobbly paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	aged skewed Jeppson's Malort	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	twirling maroon fistful of ashes	0		
5109	gravedigger's stress ball	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	purple hardy Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	blurry My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	skewed tumbling stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	narrow hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	wobbly bird brain	0		
5119	olive busted wings	0		
5120	green Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	family-friendly flame-wreathed extremely unsafe Admiral's hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	smelly scorching energetic aviator's cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	narrow zippy mirrored aviator shades of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	red Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	narrow Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	shaking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	bouncing Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	magnetized Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	spoiled elven hardtack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	irresponsibly strong mediocre elven squeeze	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	twirling lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	pulsating E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	jittery E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	fuchsia carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	compressed bouncing lime green astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	huge moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	moist pickled honeypot	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 48
5146	normal lime green wild honey pie	3	good	
5147	fortified smooth enchanted purple huge honey mead	5	awesome	Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 10
5148	veiny quilted arcane researcher's honey dipper	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +10
5149	squat upside-down stanky Samson's honeybritches of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	smelly medical-grade rock-hard honeycap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	beefcake's Moonthril Circlet	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	wholesome Moonthril Greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	experienced Moonthril Flamberge	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	friendly Moonthril Longbow	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	mirror frightening Moonthril Cuirass	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	blinking red aromatic plush alielf	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	unsweetened yellow Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	thinker's plush dogcat	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	studded plush hamsterpus	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	jittery green horrifying plush ferrelf	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	squat sizzling plush alien hamsterpus	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	blinking hardened plush mutated alielf	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	hale plush mutated alielephant of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	ghostly mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	auspicious girl	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	narrow top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	jittery synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	irradiated enhanced transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	lousy Saison du Lune	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	hand-crafted Moonthril Schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic jittery Wrecked Generator	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	rotten wobbly Spaghetti with Moonballs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	decent green Crepes a la Lune	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	rotten Moon Pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	liquefied fuchsia squat Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	diffused Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	wet 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	gray Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	upside-down Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	blinking Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	polymerized aerosolized honey stick	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 64
5189	pickled double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	pulsating inspector's double-paned brawny Operation Patriot Shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	blurry squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	aerosolized alkaline corrupted data	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	shaking Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	Great S-Cape of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Newton's Marvelous Unitard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	dehydrated tumbling gooey paste	1	decent	Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	altered beastly paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	denatured cyan pulsating skewed paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	mixed ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	altered blue mirror greasy paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	mixed bug paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	compressed maroon pulsating hippy paste	1	good	Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	compressed blurry orc paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	vaporized demonic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	dehydrated yellow indescribably horrible paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	boiled narrow purple paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	vaporized wobbly goblin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	altered upside-down pirate paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	powdered green mirror chlorophyll paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	pickled lime green paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	altered spinning teal Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	distilled olive upside-down slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	mixed shaking penguin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	modified blurry elemental paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	dried olive cosmic paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	altered hobo paste	1	good	Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	dehydrated Crimbo paste	1	good	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	jittery Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	jittery fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	adequate Ur-Donut	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	artisanal practically non-alcoholic upside-down bucket of wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	moldy ultrafondue	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	pulsating manspreader's shining halo	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	furry halo of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	frightening frosty halo	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	time halo of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	triple-distilled tolerable Lumineux Limnio	6	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	lousy blue Morto Moreto	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	bad purple mirror Temps Tempranillo	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	acceptable high-proof Bordeaux Marteaux	10	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	smooth practically non-alcoholic gray Fromage Pinotage	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	bad practically non-alcoholic Beignet Milgranet	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	acceptable Muschat	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	decent jumbo cool jelly donut	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	delicious shrapnel jelly donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	tasty bite-sized squat occult jelly donut	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	snack-sized enchanted stale thyme jelly donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	toothsome huge wobbly danish	6	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	big adequate smashed danish	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	moldy diet forbidden danish	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	miniature adequate upside-down cool cat claw	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	rotten squat blunt cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	flavorless shadowy cat claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	normal cheezburger	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	thick rotten olive shaking toasted brie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	magnetized moist quantum skewed wobbly potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	pickled wobbly too legit potion	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	cold-filtered chilled non-ionized ghostly Bright Water	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	improved super-oxidized squat cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	quantum electrified maroon spinning graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	oxidized red cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	alkaline activated bouncing potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	quadruple-improved potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	dry non-galvanized potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	ionized alkaline potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	deionized maroon potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	mirror skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	blinking foul-smelling hammerus	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	lime green supercool blunt icepick	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	yellow gravedigger's fluorescent lightbulb	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	stanky arcane researcher's blammer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	lightning-fast clock-cleaning hammer	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	quilted broken clock	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	prompt dethklok	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	frightening glacial clock	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	olive d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	blinking d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	mirror d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	skewed generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	bouncing generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	jittery generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	shaking kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	twirling newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	squat dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	small moldy phish stick	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	wool plastic vampire fangs of wisdom of the empath	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	pulsating MacGyver's Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	therapeutic wizardly Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	knitted Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	ghostly shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	corrupted frozen ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	diffused necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	liquefied spinning bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	Vulcanized denatured maroon wobbly whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	boiled extra-anodized press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	super-oxidized electrified gray Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	activated Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	vacuum-sealed colloidal tarnished narrow pulsating gray squat Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	chilled unsweetened mirror Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	quantum Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	lousy Ecto-Cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	bad Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	hand-crafted high-proof spinning gray Blood Light	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	bad Silver Bullet beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	lousy Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	narrow ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	denatured enhanced sorority brain	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	liquefied anodized wobbly mirror Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	irradiated cold-filtered shaking drum of pomade	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	narrow throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	green gravedigger's extra-see-thru nightie	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	blinking horrifying Temple Grandin's BRAINS shorts	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	supercool Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	baleful scrunchie	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	shellacked wizardly extremely skinny jeans	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	blue padded personal trainer's The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	aromatic thinker's The Necbromancer's Stein of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	Usain Bolt's ribald razor-sharp The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	aromatic energetic The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	fuchsia The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	fortified lousy The Cooler Out of Space	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	narrow narrow sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	nitrogenated wet frozen squat Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	blinking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	skewed blinking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	purple blinking jar of oil	0		
5354	yellow The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	upside-down Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	olive A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	twirling blurry Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	wobbly bouncing CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	blue CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	blurry auspicious KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	plastic trollipop of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	healthy plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	plastic abominable fudgeman of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	tumbling plastic colollilossus of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	rosewater-soaked supercharged plastic Big Candy	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	wobbly The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	modified groose grease	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	blue strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	ridiculous belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	twirling ruddy ridiculous earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	yellow ridiculous sunglasses of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	low-calorie spoiled ridiculous sandwich	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	practically non-alcoholic artisanal ridiculous cocktail	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	yellow tumbling inspector's lard-coated zombie monkey necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
5392	twirling Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	jittery lime green scrap of paper	0		
5394	upside-down sandpaper	0		
5395	wobbly peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	enhanced upside-down cyan peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	gigantic special decent maroon peppermint patty	7	good	Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	maroon peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	blinking gray candy cane of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	spinning Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	purple Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	brawny beefy cane-mail shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	ghostly aromatic personal trainer's cane-mail pants of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	hand-crafted Vodka Matryoshka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	hand-crafted weak Gin Mint	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	watered-down acceptable Tequiz Navidad	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	tolerable Mint Yulep	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	tolerable watered-down skewed spinning Crimbojito	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	watered-down bad Sangria de Menthe	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	skewed candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	magnetized olive licorice root	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	chilled activated twirling banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	extra-ionized tarnished upside-down pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	tarnished cold-filtered lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	nitrogenated polarized teal kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	modified strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	mirror bananarama bangle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	cyan nippy pair of pearidot earrings	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	squat lard-coated tourmalime tourniquet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	thinker's kumquartz ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	lion tamer's strawberyl necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	sucker bucket of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	wizardly sucker hakama	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	grievous sucker kabuto	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	sucker tachi of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	skewed cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	blurry DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	upside-down wobbly fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	flattened blinking fudge lily	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	deionized tarnished spinning fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	stale blurry fudgesicle	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	olive mirror shaking The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	bouncing miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	flattened jittery devilish folio	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	blinking spinning avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	skewed gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	upside-down yellow shaking gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	flattened blurry Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	yummy bouncing fudge bunny	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	squat energetic fudgecycle of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	pressed shaking resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	polarized polarized narrow resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	adjusted narrow resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	anodized skewed resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	improved energized tumbling blinking resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	double-ionized tarnished moist resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	quadruple-vacuum-sealed enhanced bouncing resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	cold-filtered activated yellow squat resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	altered enhanced pulsating resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	improved denatured olive gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	aerosolized pressed electrified shaking gummi snake	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	concentrated oxidized bouncing gummi canary	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	toothsome diet enchanted gummi bear	1	awesome	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	stale gummi bear	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	adequate tumbling gummi bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	yummy cyan upside-down drunki-bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	miniature yummy mirror drunki-bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	adequate green drunki-bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	wizardly gummi bowtie	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	wholesome fudge pocket square	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	tumbling olive nasty lollipop cufflinks	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	maroon trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	wobbly belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	purple bouncing trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	spinning ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	spinning belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	deionized double-energized skewed gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	ionized skewed gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	magnetized extra-colloidal gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	therapeutic Big Candy's tophat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	spinning Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	yellow blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	bland jerky coins	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	enchanted weak lousy squat Go-Wassail	2	decent	Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	triple-denatured pickled red Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	frozen bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	dry blinking wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	upside-down maroon pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	maroon pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	tumbling pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	double-unsweetened wet cold-filtered bouncing bouncing Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	decent special low-calorie berries of suffering	1	good	Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	quantum baobab sap	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	polymerized jittery Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	artisanal boozy Barulio's bottle	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	improved frozen skewed Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	blinking half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	energized electrified desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	blue Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pulsating pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	skewed censurious hale Leapin' Trousers	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
5544	bad eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	rotten half-sized skewed yellow hamhock	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	purple Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	jittery Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	red Trusty of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	squat empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	aerosolized fireclutch	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 41
5556	gray Rain-Doh wings of the brazier of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	shaking Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	Rosewater's Rain-Doh laser gun of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	Rain-Doh lantern of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	tumbling Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	twirling Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	nippy medical-grade Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	stale PB&BP	3	decent	
5566	bite-sized decent club sandwich	1	good	
5567	decent cyan spinning corned-beef Reuben	3	good	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	squat dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	ghostly loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	pulsating Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	artisanal Drac & Tan	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	hand-crafted watered-down Transylvania Sling	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	aged Shot of the Living Dead	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	mediocre fancy twirling Buttery Knob	3	decent	Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	acceptable mirror Slippery Knob	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	acceptable watered-down Flaming Knob	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Grasshopper	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	lousy bouncing Locust	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	hand-crafted Plague of Locusts	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	weak drinkable fancy huge Red Dwarf	2	good	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	bad special Golden Mean	3	decent	Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	acceptable Green Giant	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	weak artisanal pulsating Aye Aye	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	enchanted practically non-alcoholic tolerable ghostly Aye Aye, Captain	1	good	Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	enchanted watered-down hand-crafted Humanitini	2	EPIC	Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	hand-crafted More Humanitini than Humanitini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	aged weak tumbling Oh, the Humanitini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	weak tolerable Great Older Fashioned	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	fortified artisanal Fuzzy Tentacle	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	practically non-alcoholic acceptable mirror Crazymaker	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	lousy blinking Zoodriver	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	spirit-forward special delicious Sloe Comfortable Zoo	5	awesome	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	weak enchanted mediocre teal Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2	decent	Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	lousy narrow pulsating Suffering Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	extra-dry lousy narrow Suppurating Sinner	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	bad tumbling Sizzling Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	acceptable Firewater	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	hand-crafted Earth and Firewater	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Earth, Wind and Firewater	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	bad Slimosa	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	lousy triple-distilled Extra-slimy Slimosa	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	lousy blue Slimebite	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	hand-crafted spirit-forward Cement Mixer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	hand-crafted weak fuchsia Jackhammer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Dump Truck	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	artisanal fancy ghostly Fauna Libre	4	EPIC	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	acceptable skewed Chakra Libre	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	weak artisanal Aura Libre	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	aged olive Sazerorc	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	acceptable Sazuruk-hai	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	hand-crafted Flaming Sazerorc	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	perfectly mixed blinking Green Velvet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	hand-crafted Green Muslin	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	aged practically non-alcoholic Green Burlap	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	hand-crafted Mohobo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	practically non-alcoholic tolerable mirror blinking fuchsia Moonshine Mohobo	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	drinkable blinking Flaming Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	tolerable Drunken Philosopher	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	watered-down artisanal Drunken Neurologist	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	weak lousy Drunken Astrophysicist	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	perfectly mixed Dark & Starry	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	special acceptable irresponsibly strong Black Hole	6	good	Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	hand-crafted weak Event Horizon	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Herring Daiquiri	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	fancy practically non-alcoholic artisanal Herring Wallbanger	1	EPIC	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	delicious Herringtini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	smooth boozy Lollipop Drop	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	acceptable Candy Alexander	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	aged Candicaine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	lousy Caipiranha	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Flying Caipiranha	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	mediocre Flaming Caipiranha	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	smooth Punchplanter	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	perfectly mixed twirling Doublepunchplanter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	aged Haymaker	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	narrow Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	stale snack-sized fungus	2	decent	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	polarized galvanized stone wool	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 47
5644	jittery stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	cyan razor-sharp calendar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
5648	teal censurious friendly Boris's Helm	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	green fireproof extremely unsafe staph of homophones	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text
5650	foul-smelling Socratic Boris's Helm (askew) of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	stale massive nailswurst	8	decent	
5655	hand-crafted weak used beer	2	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	green skewed fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	red slick insulting hat	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	shellacked offensive moustache	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
5661	miser's hairshirt	0		Meat Drop: +10
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	blinking microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	spinning How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	spinning How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	rotten shaking fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	crappy	
5671	bad weak special slap and slap again	2	decent	Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 40
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	mirror &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	diluted narrow watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	purple occult Ze&trade; goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	skewed nippy Rosewater's stylish swimsuit	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	special tasty P.B.L.T.	3	awesome	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 40
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	quilted UV monocular	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	huge Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	blinking pacification grenade	0		
5692	censurious quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
5693	spinning phase-tuned shield generator belt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
5694	cyan Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	upside-down narrow Temple Grandin's bugbear detector	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	lime green bouncing 1 Meat	0		
5698	clever stylish The Lost Glasses	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	twirling wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	reassuring lion tamer's wax hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	maroon perfumed brawny wax pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	pressed quadruple-polymerized squat drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	savvy fireman's helmet of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	Sherlock's fire axe	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	resourceful fire extinguisher of the sewer of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	skewed FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	blinking Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	yummy cyan blinking FDKOL hotcakes	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	skewed hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	mirror blinking smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	adequate fiery wing	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	fireproof scorching wings of fire	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	resourceful FDKOL fire hose	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	electrified bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	fuchsia narrow hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	healthy hot daub bun of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	jittery electrified hot daub stand of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	tumbling baleful Herculean foot-long hot daub	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ghostly ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	rotten half-sized angst burger	2	crappy	
5731	lousy watered-down squat blinking 5-hour acrimony	2	decent	
5732	ghostly blank note	0		
5733	wobbly eerily silent box	0		
5734	bland snack-sized jittery forbidden sausage	2	decent	
5735	narrow brainy Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Mysticality: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	corrupted diffused lime green Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 45
5737	moist daub-breaker	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Camp Scout backpack of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	blurry olive CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	decent big bag of GORP	5	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	hand-crafted triple-distilled water purification pills	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	artisanal bouncing CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	delicious special bag of GORF	3	awesome	Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	jittery CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	toothsome gigantic bag of QWOP	9	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	electrified bouncing CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	hand-crafted CSA cheerfulness ration	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	yummy enchanted diet yellow crappy brain	1	awesome	Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 10
5753	bland decent brain	4	decent	
5754	super-sized rotten good brain	5	crappy	
5755	half-sized rotten boss brain	2	crappy	
5756	bland hunter brain	3	decent	
5758	perfumed forbidden strapping Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	hale thinker's staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +20
5760	Usain Bolt's shellacked personal trainer's staff	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +80
5761	scandalous Oprah's banded Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	skewed nose	0		
5763	blinking jittery Oprah's Superhero Reboots of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25
5764	gray prompt zippy fuzzy busby	0		Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	fuchsia Fonzie's groovy fuzzy earmuffs	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	bouncing mirror greedy healthy supercool fuzzy montera	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	huge gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	mirror twirling gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	jittery fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	ruddy Barney's rake of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
5778	flavorless idiot brain	3	decent	
5779	keel-haulin' knife	0		Item Drop: +5
5780	groovy ice cream scoop	0		Moxie Percent: +10
5781	acceptable soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	good	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	cyan weirdwood plank	0		
5785	spinning thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bouncing bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	brainy right bear arm of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	dangerous brawny left bear arm of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	narrow friendly Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Familiar Weight: +3
5794	tarnished anodized Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 43
5795	vacuum-sealed dry ghostly Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 51
5796	irradiated Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 31
5797	warmed Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 66
5798	energized green Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 20
5799	ionized eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 21
5800	double-aerosolized Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 21
5801	anodized frozen blurry yellow Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 40
5802	double-boiled polarized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 66
5803	pressed concentrated vacuum-sealed White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 17
5804	ionized Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 65
5805	Vulcanized ghostly breath mint	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 16
5806	ionized anodized spinning muesli	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 19
5807	warmed glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 22
5808	enhanced glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 62
5809	denatured moist Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 36
5810	vacuum-sealed triple-polymerized twirling Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 66
5811	moist tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 66
5812	nitrogenated diffused shaking skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 19
5813	ionized flattened smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 24
5814	quadruple-dry spinning blob of acid	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 68
5815	frozen squat flayed mind	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 64
5816	triple-altered vacuum-sealed kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 22
5817	liquefied upside-down forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 15
5818	colloidal double-adjusted maroon huge Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 64
5819	non-concentrated gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 42
5820	polymerized magnetized olive bull blubber	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 51
5821	magnetized enhanced twirling frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 34
5822	nitrogenated electrified jittery gazely stare	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 19
5823	anodized oxidized canopic jar	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 14
5824	triple-polarized flattened triple-frozen clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 16
5825	Vulcanized Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 12
5826	boiled galvanized ionized blue zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 68
5827	enhanced concentrated boiled bouncing skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 53
5828	ionized gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 48
5829	adjusted ionized squat janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 37
5830	Vulcanized nitrogenated pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 42
5831	altered tumbling pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 46
5832	super-ionized enhanced tumbling secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 12
5833	dry quadruple-aerosolized brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 29
5834	tarnished holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 65
5835	adjusted scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 31
5836	ionized altered teal embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 64
5837	super-chilled Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 57
5838	alkaline warmed Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 28
5839	colloidal quadruple-adjusted super-deionized ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 50
5840	wet Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 62
5841	ionized wobbly A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 58
5842	moist nitrogenated toothbrush	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 24
5843	denatured mirror pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 45
5844	super-flattened diffused anodized una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 26
5845	irradiated compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 31
5846	anodized gray salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 18
5847	quadruple-concentrated wet unholy water	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 54
5848	corrupted non-oxidized green Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 25
5849	magnetized activated twirling handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 42
5850	polarized polarized space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 15
5851	diffused denatured pulsating temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 61
5852	oxidized upside-down oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 11
5853	wet stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 12
5854	moist pickled teal narrow BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 36
5855	non-dry Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 49
5856	tarnished boiled spinning jittery Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 69
5857	non-pickled grey cube	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 13
5858	pressed huge votive candle	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 17
5859	triple-quantum boiled booby trap	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
5860	super-tarnished bouncing Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 28
5861	tarnished warmed blurry good ash	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 44
5862	blinking wobbly Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	corrupted colloidal papier-mochi	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	double-polarized alkaline papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	enhanced papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	zippy Jack Frost's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	extremely unsafe strapping papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	ghostly sizzling papier-masque of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	fireproof papier-mitre of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	papier-m&acirc;churidars of Tarzan of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	huge papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	narrow papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	Da Vinci's Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	blinking medical-grade padded skeleton skis of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	special spoiled spinning skeleton quiche	3	crappy	Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	jittery skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	Sherlock's veiny Newton's Herculean Bonestabber	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	practically non-alcoholic tolerable pulsating crystal skeleton vodka	1	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	smooth auxiliary backbone	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	huge ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	super-quantum wet huge skewed that gum you like	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 44
5893	tumbling dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	dried teal Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	good	Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	squat jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	huge jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	pulsating jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	maroon pixel energy tank	0		
5908	jittery ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	blinking frightening extremely unsafe wedding ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	cyan nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	twirling huge Solstice Shield of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
5913	vacuum-sealed candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	magnetized altered red blinking sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	diffused activated squat beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	corrupted non-tarnished sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	vacuum-sealed triple-magnetized moist cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	plastic animelf of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	blinking wool plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	green plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	blue manspreader's plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	curative plastic MechaElf	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	huge ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	Lo Pan's brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	Jack Frost's coward's MacGyver's plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	squat horrifying plastic Bugbear Captain of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	therapeutic ruddy plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	green Jim Carey's electrified plastic Lord Flameface	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	scorching plastic Beebee King	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	gray fireproof plastic Queen Bee	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	smooth plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	upside-down chilly plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	padded plastic spiderbugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	dog trainer's plastic peacannon	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	beefcake's plastic the Free Man	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	foul-smelling plastic fire servant	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	maroon beefcake's plastic mumblebee	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	squat plastic moneybee of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	smelly plastic beebee gunners	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	lightning-fast plastic beebee queue	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	plastic buzzerker of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	foul-smelling plastic bee swarm	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	skewed knitted plastic batbugbear	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	narrow mirror plastic bugaboo of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	extremely unsafe plastic ops bugbear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	huge purple arcane researcher's plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	bouncing purple wholesome plastic cavebugbear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	plastic Norville Rogers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	maroon brainy plastic Scott the Miner	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	skewed ghostly arcane researcher's plastic angry space marine	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	scandalous plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	Jack Frost's plastic Father McGruber	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	huge plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	wobbly mansplainer's plastic blazing bat	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	electronic dulcimer pants of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	spinning lard-coated nasty Frown Exerciser	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	blinking stiffened soul mask	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
5971	jittery narrow record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	shaking wobbly record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	upside-down jittery record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	wholesome steel-toed silent beret of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: 60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	adequate slice of pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	wobbly huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	skewed cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	narrow yellow pulsating star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	watered-down hand-crafted tankard of ale	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	skewed vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	Newton's cloth cap of terror of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	olive padded educational iron dagger of the cheetah	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	moldy hamburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	upside-down dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	delicious practically non-alcoholic pulsating bottle of wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	razor-sharp Samson's Rosewater's iron helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	perfumed coward's Newton's steel sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	adequate pulsating skewed whole roasted chicken	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	perfectly mixed shining goblet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	beefcake's crown of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	spinning chilly sharpshooter's sage sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	flame-retardant supercool Helm of the Scream Emperor of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	fuchsia knitted Cloak of Dire Shadows of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	hale thinker's Sword of Dark Omens of horror	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's Shield of Icy Fate of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	dance instructor's arcane researcher's stylish Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	grievous personal trainer's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	family-friendly personal trainer's Sinatra's Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	purple mirror tumbling Oprah's wholesome personal trainer's Belt of Howling Anger	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	therapeutic logging hatchet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6011	teal Fonzie's orc wrist	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
6012	greasy freshwater pearl necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6013	foul-smelling Lo Pan's orcish stud-finder	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
6014	screwing pooch of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
6015	anodized orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 69
6016	galvanized improved teal orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 41
6017	deionized narrow orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 42
6018	tolerable fortified jittery backwoods screwdriver	5	good	
6019	sinister loadstone	0		Spell Damage: +10
6020	clever Socratic Claybender glasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
6021	Lo Pan's wicked Duskwalker fangs	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6022	shaking Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	Usain Bolt's rosewater-soaked Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	occult Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
6025	Vulcanized extra-corrupted maroon Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 28
6026	huge spinning Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	wobbly T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	ghostly Da Vinci's dress pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	maroon badge of authority of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
6032	Newton's boxer's motorcycle boots	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
6033	upside-down wool mansplainer's stolen necklace	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1
6034	blurry greedy electrified troll britches	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	dry vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 35
6036	perfectly mixed artisanal limoncello	3	EPIC	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	moldy incredible pizza	4	crappy	
6039	rock-hard oil cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	narrow personal trainer's oil lamp of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Booze Drop: +100
6041	Jim Carey's oil slacks	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	energetic oil pan	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
6043	ghostly boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	mirror BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	Sherlock's vibrating Misty Cloak	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
6048	strapping Misty Robe of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6049	inspector's savvy stylish Misty Cape	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	narrow Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	enchanted stale huge gray Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	decent	Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	artisanal distilled enchanted Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	5	EPIC	Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	vacuum-sealed boiled anodized blinking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	wobbly psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	arcane researcher's Meatcleaver of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	twirling razor-sharp Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	medical-grade Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	squat careful Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	executive Crimbo tree flocker	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	squat Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	blinking sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	huge aromatic healthy Truthsayer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	blurry goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	squat Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	activated concentrated polarized haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	adjusted unsweetened upside-down magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	colloidal tarnished twirling 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	bad McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	adequate haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	ruddy haggis socks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	tumbling airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	huge yellow Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	avaricious Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Oprah's Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	steel-toed Microplushie: Bropane	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	thinker's Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	blue therapeutic Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	chilly Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	beefy Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	dog trainer's Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	shaking Microplushie: Fauxnerditide of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	gravedigger's Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	steel-toed Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	blue homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	mirror homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	red Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	upside-down Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	wobbly Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	weightlifter's Ginsu&trade; of incineration	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	tumbling skewed CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	wobbly goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	mediocre purple upside-down Chinese beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	red cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	teal furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	ionized modified ghostly bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	twirling knitted novelty tattoo sleeves of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	huge furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	fireproof makeshift yakuza mask	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	upside-down piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	purple battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	electrified rosy-cheeked deadly White Dragon Fang	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	extremely unsafe butterfly knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	green blurry tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	purple personal trainer's weighted paperclip chain	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	upside-down red Temple Grandin's rubber gloves	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	yellow twirling triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	spoiled fancy mirror roasted duck	4	crappy	Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	stale enchanted dead meat bun	4	decent	Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	educational cat collar	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	suspicious-looking fedora of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	fuchsia Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	huge Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	upside-down blue carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	spoiled tiny carrot cake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	drinkable carrot claret	4	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	pickled ghostly carrot juice	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	purple chilly manspreader's Byte	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	padded anger blaster	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	hardened doubt cannon	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	fear condenser of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	regret hose of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	blinking narrow Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	Usain Bolt's commodore's hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	tumbling forbidden naval trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	smooth deck cannon of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	tumbling rosy-cheeked ornamental sextant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	scandalous Newton's Bloodbath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	lousy Hundred Headed IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	adequate chum	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	boiled frozen modified ghostly crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 36
6172	anodized red candy crayons	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	maroon coward's vibrating pixel grappling hook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	skewed huge ghostly GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	shaking cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	narrow cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	wobbly cosmic potato	0		
6182	squat cosmic cream	0		
6183	cyan cosmic fruit	0		
6184	lard-coated ribald forbidden Jarlsberg's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6185	spoiled wobbly consummate hard-boiled egg	4	crappy	
6186	tasty consummate fried egg	3	awesome	
6187	bland shaking consummate egg salad	3	decent	
6188	toothsome thick consummate bagel	5	awesome	
6189	normal huge consummate sliced bread	3	good	
6190	jumbo normal upside-down consummate hot dog bun	5	good	
6191	normal consummate brownie	4	good	
6192	half-sized normal huge shaking consummate toast	2	good	
6193	irresponsibly strong bad red passable stout	9	decent	
6194	fancy moldy consummate soup	3	crappy	Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 10
6195	rotten fancy consummate corn chips	4	crappy	Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 15
6196	rotten blurry consummate salad	3	crappy	
6197	rotten consummate salsa	4	crappy	
6198	bite-sized spoiled squat consummate sauerkraut	1	crappy	
6199	thick spoiled consummate cheese slice	5	crappy	
6200	tiny delicious consummate melted cheese	1	awesome	
6201	tasty ghostly consummate bacon	3	awesome	
6202	stale immense consummate meatloaf	9	decent	
6203	spoiled olive consummate steak	3	crappy	
6204	moldy gigantic consummate cuts	9	crappy	
6205	diet stale blurry blinking consummate frankfurter	1	decent	
6206	yummy fancy consummate french fries	4	awesome	Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 10
6207	big bland consummate baked potato	5	decent	
6208	acceptable acceptable vodka	3	good	
6209	flavorless huge consummate ice cream	8	decent	
6210	snack-sized rotten consummate whipped cream	2	crappy	
6211	rotten immense consummate cream	8	crappy	
6212	jumbo special adequate purple consummate strawberries	5	good	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 20
6213	bland maroon huge consummate sorbet	3	decent	
6214	watered-down drinkable adequate rum	2	good	
6215	acceptable high-proof mediocre lager	6	good	
6216	tasty massive immaculate grilled cheese	10	awesome	
6217	decent snack-sized immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	good	
6218	spoiled blinking immaculate hot dog	3	crappy	
6219	diet moldy blurry immaculate egg salad sandwich	1	crappy	
6220	flavorless perfect sandwich	3	decent	
6221	rotten perfect chef salad	4	crappy	
6222	tasty ghostly perfect breakfast	3	awesome	
6223	immense bland pulsating sublime deluxe hot dog	8	decent	
6224	rotten half-sized olive sublime stew	2	crappy	
6225	moldy sublime nachos	3	crappy	
6226	gigantic adequate Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	7	good	
6227	flavorless bouncing Loaded Baked Potato	4	decent	
6228	rotten gigantic blurry Omega Sundae	10	crappy	
6229	practically non-alcoholic drinkable pulsating Das Sauerlager	1	good	
6230	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Bologna Lambic	1	decent	
6231	bad maroon Vodka Dog	4	decent	
6232	spirit-forward bad Disappointed Russian	5	decent	
6233	drinkable Chunky Mary	3	good	
6234	smooth Nachojito	3	awesome	
6235	fortified drinkable Le Roi	5	good	
6236	mediocre bouncing Over Easy Rider	3	decent	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	anodized super-vacuum-sealed cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 31
6240	moist alkaline skewed Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 46
6241	triple-activated dry censored can label	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 57
6242	deionized tarnished ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 36
6243	oxidized denatured activated the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 41
6244	flattened cat's paw	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 67
6245	ionized ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 52
6246	non-polarized unsweetened demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 54
6247	colloidal quantum clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 26
6248	frozen gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 28
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	knitted careful MacGyver's banded Sinatra's numberwang of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6251	vacuum-sealed super-adjusted polymerized upside-down twirling scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	diffused scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	cyan Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	wobbly pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	manspreader's groovy Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the cougar of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: 30, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	wobbly scorching weightlifter's Staff of the Staff of Life of chilblains of incineration	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	blurry medical-grade dance instructor's beefy Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	huge lard-coated extremely unsafe Fonzie's Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	prompt Temple Grandin's Staff of the Hearty Dinner of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	mirror MacGyver's Staff of the All-Steak of incineration of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	prompt perfumed Da Vinci's Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	dangerous stylish Staff of the Cream of the Cream of terror	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	spinning jar of protein powder	0		
6267	small toothsome grain of protein powder	2	awesome	
6268	liquefied polarized green pec oil	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 15
6269	Sherlock's gym membership card	0		Item Drop: +25
6270	polarized galvanized blurry Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 31
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	nasty manspreader's penguin keychain	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5
6273	triple-irradiated O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 32
6274	triple-distilled acceptable open sauce	6	good	
6275	zippy Jeselnik's turkey leg	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
6276	mediocre distilled Ye Olde Meade	5	decent	
6277	nitrogenated wobbly Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 40
6278	fuchsia Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	slick pewter claymore	0		Moxie: +10
6280	arcane researcher's artisanal rice peeler	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6281	normal snack-sized heirloom grape tomato	2	good	
6282	twirling chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	huge ghostly veiny brown felt tophat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	cyan gear	0		
6285	asbestos-lined Samson's Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	Temple Grandin's vibrating Mark II Steam-Hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	bouncing purple double-paned quilted extremely unsafe Mark III Steam-Hat of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	ghostly rosewater-soaked frosty Annie Oakley's groovy beefcake's Mark IV Steam-Hat	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	crafty personal trainer's Socratic boxer's Mark V Steam-Hat of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	tumbling hardened punk rock jacket of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3
6292	occult safety pin	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +5
6293	delicious stolen sushi	3	awesome	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	super-quantum ionized wobbly Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 57
6301	colloidal activated possibility potion	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 32
6302	green eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	spinning ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	chilly veiny groovy Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the brute of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	shaking green zippy executive fortified dance instructor's educational Jarlsberg's pan	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	quantum narrow celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	triple-warmed boiled celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	quadruple-corrupted diffused olive celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	flattened non-magnetized twirling celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	sage Uncle Buck	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only
6312	bouncing crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	gray pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	Jim Carey's Newton's SCUBA tank	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +25, Adventure Underwater
6316	extremely unsafe deep six-shooter of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6317	sea chaps of the bloodbag of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	shaking blurry frosty wizardly sea holster of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6319	energized shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 49
6320	Tesla long-forgotten necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	shaking knitted friendly sharpshooter's jam band	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +3
6324	fireproof therapeutic aquamariner's ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6325	up-at-dawn asbestos-lined brainy aquamariner's necklace	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6326	family-friendly pearl diver's ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6327	prompt Temple Grandin's pearl diver's necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	ghostly chaotic razor-sharp cozy scimitar of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Breakable
6333	blinking mansplainer's Staff of the Cozy Fish of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
6334	frightening therapeutic groovy cozy bazooka	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Breakable
6335	rosy-cheeked sea mantle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30
6336	skewed fireproof rosy-cheeked sea shawl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	thinker's sea cape of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	upside-down spinning saltwaterbed	0		
6339	inspector's rosy-cheeked muddy pirate hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	jittery mirror knitted energetic floral-print skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	rosewater-soaked spectral axe of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +3
6342	blinking supercool super-strong air freshener of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6343	non-modified huge Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 23
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	anodized anodized spinning Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 47
6346	blinking jittery Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	liquefied olive blurry Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 61
6348	cool Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	huge greedy Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Meat Drop: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	blue frightening Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	frightening Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Spooky Damage: +5
6352	Samson's Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	adjusted chilled pressed Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 17
6355	wet modified blinking Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 48
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	toasty Mer-kin begsign	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	extra-dry pressed pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	pressed pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	flattened irradiated pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	magnetized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	moist ghostly pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	non-polymerized energized green pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	colloidal wet cyan pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	olive Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	jittery twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	hand-crafted can of the cheapest beer	4	EPIC	
6372	bad weak bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	2	decent	
6373	weak special hand-crafted single swig of vodka	2	EPIC	Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 50
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	jittery testy toolbox of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	galvanized teal ph balancer	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 27
6381	ionized nitrogenated deionized mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 38
6382	olive nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	EPIC	
6384	lime green jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wobbly wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	adjusted super-frozen blinking bouncing skewed Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 31
6390	enhanced super-irradiated Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 32
6391	extra-oxidized Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 16
6392	huge censurious chaotic scale-mail underwear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	irradiated comb jelly	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 49
6394	upside-down anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	skewed peanut sauce	0		
6398	twirling glass	0		
6399	moist lime green Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 37
6400	narrow skewed Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	concentrated tarnished tear	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 53
6402	ionized adjusted jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 16
6403	dry galvanized grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 24
6404	Vulcanized adjusted violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 45
6405	quadruple-oxidized pressed worst candy	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 23
6406	pickled fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 62
6407	fuchsia Usain Bolt's inspector's rosewater-soaked Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	blurry corrupted stardust	0		
6409	ghostly Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	gray shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	ghostly clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	special adequate flavorless gruel	3	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 5
6416	snack-sized special spoiled tumbling mana curds	2	crappy	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 10
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	blinking pencil stub	0		
6419	double-deionized moth dust	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 54
6420	extra-moist narrow glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 13
6421	skewed tonic djinn	0		
6422	enchanted spoiled jittery vampire chowder	3	crappy	Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 50
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	pulsating Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	stale gigantic Dreadsylvanian stew	6	decent	
6427	lousy Dreadsylvanian	3	decent	
6428	concentrated chilled shaking Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 28
6429	magnetized flattened Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 50
6430	twirling inspector's Socratic dreadful fedora	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +15, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	narrow MacGyver's dreadful glove	0		Maximum MP: +100, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	pulsating purple Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	spinning Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	blurry Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	blurry Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	mirror Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	greedy flame-retardant supercharged Covers-Your-Head	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	double-paned shellacked hardened Drapes-You-Regally	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	chilly Warms-Your-Tush of vim and vigor of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	ghostly Helps-You-Sleep of the storm of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Blind
6444	smelly studded grievous Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6445	rock-hard Protects-Your-Junk of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6446	tolerable narrow Gets-You-Drunk	3	good	
6447	blinking Sherlock's smooth cool Great Wolf's headband	0		Moxie: 20, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	olive nippy experienced weightlifter's Great Wolf's left paw	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	careful therapeutic Great Wolf's right paw	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	toasty Herculean Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	gravedigger's clever forbidden Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	wobbly Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	extra-activated improved boiled Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 57
6454	twirling Oprah's Socratic zombie mariachi hat of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: 90, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	mirror bouncing quilted zombie accordion of the storm of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	green stylish zombie mariachi pants of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	Oprah's hardened HOA regulation book	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5
6458	narrow green HOA zombie eyes of terror of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	lime green wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	skewed Sherlock's smooth Mayor Ghost's toupee of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	tumbling wobbly weightlifter's Mayor Ghost's cloak of bravery	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	vibrating razor-sharp sage Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	wobbly toasty energetic Mayor Ghost's gavel of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	Oprah's cool Mayor Ghost's sash of James Dean	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	tiny toothsome ghost pepper	1	awesome	
6469	nasty friendly Thunkula's drinking cap of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: 8, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	olive fireproof chaotic occult Drunkula's cape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	spinning purple zippy Drunkula's silky pants of the sewer of courage	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	skewed Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	shaking miser's frightening extremely unsafe Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	crafty Drunkula's wineglass	0		Maximum MP: +10
6475	weak tolerable bottle of Bloodweiser	2	good	
6476	red zippy miser's therapeutic Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	up-at-dawn Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	huge wholesome rock-hard razor-sharp Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	censurious wool vibrating beefcake's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of doom	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5
6480	pulsating blue occult strapping Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Thorns: 1
6481	upside-down Annie Oakley's Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
6482	curative baleful grievous Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6483	red Kool-Aid	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	wobbly bone flour	0		
6486	green dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	miniature decent Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2	good	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	tumbling wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	shaking family-friendly Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong bloody kiwitini	7	EPIC	
6499	narrow moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	lion tamer's Sinatra's moon-amber necklace of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	family-friendly hangman's hood of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100
6505	hardened dangerous ring finger ring of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6506	pulsating Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	spinning cool iron ingot	0		
6508	perfumed Da Vinci's cool iron helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	blurry baleful Newton's cool iron breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25
6510	ghostly mansplainer's Socratic cool iron greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	nippy dance instructor's ghost shawl	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +10
6512	wobbly skull capacitor	0		
6513	stanky warm fur	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
6514	horrifying snowstick	0		Spooky Damage: +25
6515	pulsating aromatic eerie fetish	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6516	weak drinkable blinking stinkwater	2	good	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	moldy gigantic blinking accidental mutton	10	crappy	
6519	supercool drafty drawers of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	grievous wolfskull mask of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	Socratic guts necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
6522	supercharged savvy groping claw	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
6523	vengeful spirit of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
6524	BOOtonniere of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
6525	denatured polarized ghost thread	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 28
6526	sizzling bag of unfinished business of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
6527	Oprah's transparent pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	Annie Oakley's hothammer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
6529	drinkable Thriller Ice	4	good	
6530	fireproof grandfather watch	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	upside-down muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	stiffened deadly spyglass	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1
6533	huge sharpshooter's vial of hot blood	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
6534	dangerous remorseless knife	0		Weapon Damage: +10
6535	Da Vinci's intimidating coiffure	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's cod cape	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +25
6537	toothsome snack-sized teal blood sausage	2	awesome	
6538	bouncing mirror gravedigger's savvy frying brainpan	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
6539	Rosewater's ball and chain of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
6540	ghostly dry bone of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
6541	pulsating wizardly tailbone shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Thorns: 1
6542	clever tonguebone	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
6543	toasty pogo stick of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6545	maroon weedy skirt of James Dean of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	MacGyver's educational pants	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	tumbling cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	quantum flattened phial of hotness	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 46
6557	flattened liquefied phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 35
6558	diffused phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 31
6559	corrupted ghostly phial of stench	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 25
6560	cold-filtered phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 16
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	Newton's hand of Mr. Cards	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	adequate tiny blinking Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1	good	
6565	decent lime green Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	good	
6566	moldy Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6567	adequate jittery Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	good	
6568	stale Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	decent	
6569	weak aged Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2	awesome	
6570	spirit-forward hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	5	super EPIC	
6571	fancy artisanal squat Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 50
6572	perfectly mixed watered-down ghostly Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6573	lousy special Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	decent	Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 30
6574	maroon hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	lime green length of fuse	0		
6581	blurry dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	perfumed hot dog wrapper	0		Stench Resistance: +5
6585	padded strapping debonair deboner	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +20
6586	altered energized chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 65
6587	family-friendly jar of frostigkraut	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1
6588	upside-down educational gnawed-up dog bone of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +100
6589	Grey Guanon of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1
6590	blurry clever grievous Engorged Sausages and You of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +25
6591	acceptable bouncing dream of a dog	4	good	
6592	squat double-paned gravedigger's optimal spreadsheet of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	twirling hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	boiled epic cluster	1	good	Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 15
6596	wobbly clockwork egg	0		
6597	bouncing ghostly clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	pulsating clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	twirling clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	maroon clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	green clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	ghostly ghostly cuckoo clock	0		
6615	perfectly mixed bouncing jittery Cold One	3	???	
6616	stale fancy diet spaghetti breakfast	1	???	Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 10
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	wobbly folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	mirror folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	red pulsating folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	pulsating folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	maroon folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	squat folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	cyan folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	wobbly folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	upside-down folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	wobbly folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	jittery gray folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	narrow folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	bouncing folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	squat slide rule of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
6649	diffused activated huge twirling Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 17
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	ghostly twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	bad stepmom's booze	3	decent	
6653	ghostly bouncing surgical tape	0		
6654	rock-hard band T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5
6655	weak delicious skewed fountain 'soda'	2	awesome	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	Usain Bolt's Temple Grandin's pickelhaube	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	double-concentrated flattened hair oil	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 29
6659	deionized activated unsweetened scrap	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 65
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	blinking gravedigger's crafty boxer's Staff of the Lunch Lady of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
6663	jittery universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	bouncing scandalous deathchucks of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5
6666	eraser	0		
6667	blue quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	purple modeling claymore	0		
6670	twirling clay homunculus	0		
6671	modified sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 28
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	upside-down stinkbomb	0		
6675	Vulcanized quadruple-modified superwater	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22
6676	twirling Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	skewed Yearbook Club Camera of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	banded machete	0		Damage Absorption: +100
6680	weak drinkable wobbly Cursed Punch	2	good	
6681	mediocre Bowl of Scorpions	3	decent	
6682	artisanal fuchsia Fog Murderer	3	EPIC	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	blurry Jeselnik's surgical mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	reassuring head mirror	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	fuchsia beefy half-size scalpel	0		Muscle: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	blinking surgical apron of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	skewed Jack Frost's bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	cyan McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	wobbly McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	blurry moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	blinking huge crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	narrow stone triangle	0		
6702	jittery green bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	frosty Socratic short-handled mop	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6705	moldy jungle floor wax	3	crappy	
6706	lime green smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	diffused colloidal colorful toad	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 44
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	sharpshooter's curative pygmy briefs	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	red short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	pulsating pulsating bone abacus	0		
6713	twirling adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	sharpshooter's sphygmomanometer of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20
6716	dry blurry bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 47
6717	pulsating tongue depressor	0		
6718	huge smelly compression stocking of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
6719	upside-down executive stanky midriff scrubs	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
6720	extra-nitrogenated wobbly red pill cup	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 50
6721	Fonzie's groovy water bottle of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	unsweetened warmed pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	spoiled exotic jungle fruit	3	crappy	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	tumbling dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	narrow tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	green twirling ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	ghostly UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	wobbly spinning junk junk	0		
6736	squat Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	frozen bent scrap	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 27
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	healthy junk band	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
6743	scandalous junk trunks	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	Jeselnik's junk-mail shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
6745	bland low-calorie junk food	1	decent	
6746	artisanal fortified junk yard	5	EPIC	
6747	tumbling manspreader's swordzall of bravery	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
6748	bouncing arm buzzer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6749	family-friendly cool boilgun	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	squat beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	drinkable can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	aged irresponsibly strong blue can of Drooling Monk	9	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	lousy can of Impetuous Scofflaw	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	bad enchanted green bottle of Old Pugilist	3	decent	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	lousy bottle of Professor Beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	drinkable bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	acceptable bottle of Race Car Red	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	watered-down drinkable bottle of Greedy Dog	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	special drinkable fuchsia bottle of Lambada Lambic	3	good	Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	spinning wobbly tin beer can	0		
6767	jittery artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	supercharged weightlifter's tin tam of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized concentrated tin cup	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	spinning greasy smelly padded tin foil	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	coward's Oprah's fortified tin drum	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	liquefied squat foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 31
6777	triple-denatured ionized seal sweat	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39
6778	chilled boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 52
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	veiny studded sealhide shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +10
6781	greasy brawny scabrous seal epaulets	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	skewed family-friendly Jack Frost's Lo Pan's seal medal	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6784	ghostly deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	twirling flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	huge sharpened spoon	0		
6792	bouncing candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	activated pickled wobbly disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 32
6796	triple-quantum alkaline disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 63
6797	activated adjusted disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 58
6798	polymerized blurry disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 11
6799	wet upside-down disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 48
6800	polymerized maroon disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 51
6801	energized disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 25
6802	vacuum-sealed purple disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 38
6803	boiled ionized tumbling disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 47
6804	liquefied disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 39
6805	pickled olive twirling disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 42
6806	electrified disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 65
6807	Jim Carey's Lo Pan's The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	Sherlock's beer-battered accordion	0		Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	red auspicious baritone accordion	0		Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	skewed brainy mama's squeezebox	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	steel-toed guancertina	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	wobbly fireproof accordion file	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	Da Vinci's accord ion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	brainy bone bandoneon	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	spinning MacGyver's pentatonic accordion	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	perfumed non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	Herculean Accordion of Jordion of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	huge resourceful autocalliope	0		Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	rock-hard accordionoid rocca	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	ghostly pygmy concertinette of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	spinning clever ghost accordion of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	flame-wreathed peace accordion	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	dog trainer's alarm accordion of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	Herculean educational All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	arcane researcher's KoL Con X Treasure Map of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6828	tolerable discocktail	3	good	
6829	Usain Bolt's KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Initiative: +80
6830	educational Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Experience: +1
6831	dry diffused squat Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 18
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	ionized flattened olive Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 51
6834	anodized super-pressed box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 16
6835	double-flattened bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 55
6836	double-adjusted PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 42
6837	altered diffused moist mirror Swizzler	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 57
6838	concentrated adjusted Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 34
6839	frozen super-liquefied jam	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 66
6840	liquefied warmed pulsating Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 36
6841	tarnished tumbling 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 33
6842	extra-galvanized vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 47
6843	Vulcanized bone bons	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 24
6844	concentrated ionized green narrow ironic mint	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	blinking walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	green Herculean security flashlight	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
6849	enhanced non-enhanced electrified Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 26
6850	reassuring fireproof flame-retardant sturdy cane	0		Hot Resistance: 4, Spooky Resistance: +1
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	narrow desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	Bal-musette accordion of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	bouncing blurry MacGyver's Cajun accordion	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	groovy quirky accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	supercool Skipper's accordion of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	razor-sharp smartaleck's Pantsgiving of the pedagogue of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	stale tumbling can of sardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	diet adequate high-calorie sugar substitute	1	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	yummy pat of butter	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	moldy dinner roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	moldy yellow mashed potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	thick flavorless whole turkey leg	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	normal gigantic deviled egg	9	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	concentrated finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	vacuum-sealed anodized purple dented spoon	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	moist love note	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	tarnished altered huge nail file	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	polymerized skewed candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	spinning narrow gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	electrified colloidal jittery post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	bouncing dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	narrow pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	ghostly razor-sharp slick beefy bowl of petunias of the cougar	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: 30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	shaking rosewater-soaked ribald Jack Frost's power sock of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	Usain Bolt's miser's Sherlock's resourceful wool sock	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	skewed nippy resourceful fortified personal trainer's moustache sock	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	alkaline extra-colloidal spirit gum	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 30
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	twirling spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	jittery spirit bed	0		
6891	aromatic clever spirit bell of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	quantum spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	cold-filtered freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	enhanced gray blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	electrified ionized irradiated skewed huge handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	improved quadruple-ionized tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	pickled Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	teal experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	lime green scandalous flask flops of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
6903	energized polarized green bouncing wobbly nuts	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	extra-aerosolized tarnished polarized bolts	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	toothsome tiny gingerbread robot	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	rotten huge shaking petit 4.1	8	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	miniature adequate jittery nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	blinking Tesla plastic GORM-8	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	yellow huge ribald plastic warbear	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	red Da Vinci's plastic Toybot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	pulsating mansplainer's strapping plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	ruddy arcane researcher's experienced warbear hoverbelt	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	skewed warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	ionized enhanced warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	polarized twirling warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	pickled warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	flavorless warbear feasting bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	normal mirror teal warbear warrior bread	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	stale warbear thermoregulator bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	hand-crafted warbear feasting mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	acceptable warbear bearserker mead	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	smooth watered-down narrow warbear blizzard mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	tumbling warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	coward's clever warbear plain fedora of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	green warbear feathered fedora of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	careful stiffened warbear fedora of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	aromatic frightening extremely unsafe warbear plain helm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	quilted warbear spiked helm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	family-friendly double-paned therapeutic warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	yellow upside-down executive nasty banded warbear plain ushanka	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	veiny warbear lined ushanka	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	careful warbear heated ushanka of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -35, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	ribald nippy wholesome warbear party pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	dance instructor's warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	green coward's electrified medical-grade warbear high festival pants	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	Usain Bolt's executive Van der Graaf warbear battle greaves	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	careful warbear officer greaves	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	ghostly healthy Sinatra's warbear bearserker greaves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	blurry hale Rosewater's warbear johns of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	veiny warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	pulsating miser's Oprah's extremely unsafe warbear johns	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	friendly occult dance instructor's warbear goggles	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	therapeutic warbear snowblindness goggles	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	cyan reassuring ruddy hardened warbear polarized goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	shaking pulsating Usain Bolt's zippy warbear laser bowtie of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: 100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	cool warbear plasma bowtie	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	avaricious toasty brawny warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	blurry hardy personal trainer's warbear warscarf of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	maroon warbear fleece-lined warscarf of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	Herculean warbear warscarf of the wise owl of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	blinking olive warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	jittery perfumed warbear foil hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	skewed shaking supercharged warbear oil pan of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	squat warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	hardened warbear exhaust manifold	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	mirror warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	bouncing gray warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	shaking Fonzie's die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	extremely unsafe die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	pulsating die-cast Dopey the Reindeer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	die-cast Happy the Reindeer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	spinning slick die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	pulsating green die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	Oprah's die-cast factory worker elf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	dangerous die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	shellacked die-cast middle-management elf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	huge die-cast pencil-pusher elf of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	Jim Carey's die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	gray narrow nippy die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	Jack Frost's die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	scorching die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	frosty die-cast turtle mech	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	huge MacGyver's die-cast Swiss hen	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	tumbling die-cast killing bird of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	die-cast ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	family-friendly die-cast goose a-laying	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	bouncing ruddy die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	skewed Annie Oakley's die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	reassuring die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	tumbling teal shellacked die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	blinking greasy experienced die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	jittery Jeselnik's experienced die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	up-at-dawn die-cast Don Crimbo of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	ribald die-cast Uncle Hobo of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	studded die-cast Father Crimbo of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	vacuum-sealed blurry Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	distilled upside-down handful of Smithereens	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	immense decent Every Day is Like This Sundae	7	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	rotten Miserable Pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	flavorless pulsating This Charming Flan	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	perfectly mixed Irish Coffee, English Heart	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	mediocre weak Strikes Again Bigmouth	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	artisanal blinking Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	gray Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	yellow Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	wobbly hardy wholesome Newton's Work is a Four Letter Sword of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	Jack Frost's hardy studded strapping Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	reassuring horrifying chilly wholesome Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	greedy sinister Da Vinci's A Light that Never Goes Out of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	olive ghostly vibrating hardened razor-sharp Half a Purse of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	perfumed greasy Hairpiece On Fire of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	maroon flame-wreathed rosy-cheeked Vicar's Tutu of the glutton of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	blinking Usain Bolt's auspicious Oprah's Hand in Glove	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	family-friendly smooth Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	narrow purple forbidden Newton's groovy Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	scorching arcane researcher's Hand that Rocks the Ladle of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	tumbling Saucepanic of the cougar of the dark arts of the early riser	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +7, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	teal Tesla Herculean Frankly Mr. Shank of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	personal trainer's Socratic Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	tumbling third-hand lantern of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
7031	teal loose purse strings	0		
7032	normal pickled egg	4	good	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	skewed warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	skewed warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	blinking cyan warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	double-adjusted galvanized pulsating warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	colloidal shaking wobbly glass slipper	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	altered ghostly antimatter wad	1	EPIC	Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	energized pickled extra-tarnished blinking warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	super-warmed cold-filtered warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	moist tumbling warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	miniature moldy spinning warbear gyro	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	dry anodized recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	spoiled jumbo breakfast mess	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	mirror shaking warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	rotten breakfast miracle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	magnetized Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	green warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	cyan bouncing praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	diluted grim fairy tale	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	irradiated quantum jittery single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	oxidized blurry single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 53
7069	olive upside-down Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	blurry packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	thick bland snow berries	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	bland ice harvest	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	double-pickled modified frost flower	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	non-colloidal snow cleats	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	activated liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	bouncing snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	stale skewed snow crab	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	fortified perfectly mixed Ice Island Long Tea	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	snow mobile of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	blinking Herculean ice bucket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	foul-smelling snow shovel of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	reassuring bod-ice of chilblains of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	lime green miser's Van der Graaf supercharged snow belt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	upside-down supercharged cool ice nine of the blizzard of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	green tumbling snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	watered-down tolerable En Una Fila Tequila	2	good	
7091	enchanted fuchsia Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 25
7092	chaotic warbear dress helmet of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	mirror lime green padded warbear dress bracers of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	spinning wobbly executive warbear dress greaves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	spinning hale dangerous sweatband	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	jittery scorching gym shorts of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	clever ankleweights of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	lard-coated dog trainer's deadly sweat socks of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	diluted Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	liquefied moist powder	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	teal dangerous licorice whip	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	wobbly anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	drinkable fancy snakebite	3	good	Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	mirror cool candy stick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	normal huge gray pecan	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	moldy huge pecan pie	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	jittery chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	small rotten candy mountain oyster	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	artisanal blurry chocotini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	knitted rosy-cheeked brawny chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	decent candy carrot	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	toothsome enchanted candy carrot cake	3	awesome	Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	carrot-on-a-stick of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	censurious rosy-cheeked weasel stomping pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	spoiled mulberry	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	watered-down lousy mulled berry wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	forbidden lemon party hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	lemon shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	lemon drop trousers of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	colloidal lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	chilly energetic gummi sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	liquefied shaking small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	lime green jittery vibrating chocolate cow bone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	Vulcanized blurry gummi fang	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	small yummy leftover canap&eacute;s	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	bad strong magnum of champagne	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	upside-down studded personal trainer's cow creamer of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	ionized mirror Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	maroon wolf whistle of wisdom of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	rotten small yellow witch's bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	polymerized blurry green witch's brew	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	executive toasty brainy witch's bra	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	boozy perfectly mixed mid-level medieval mead	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	unsweetened anodized R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	blue spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	adjusted ionized hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	non-deionized polarized frozen hare brush	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	upside-down Sinatra's sage hare pin	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	super-sized rotten cinnamon cannoli	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	mediocre weak huge expensive champagne	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	frozen galvanized super-alkaline huge polo trophy	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	pulsating oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	tumbling clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	pulsating filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	fuchsia spinning glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	narrow perfumed Rosewater's fire hose of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	rotten fireman's lunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	wobbly blue knitted crafty plain paper hat of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	stale narrow ice cream sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	Newton's supercool &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	rotten plumber's lunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	wizardly skull gearshift knob of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	miniature adequate nachos of the night	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	dog trainer's occult Sketcherz&trade; of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	decent can of Adultwitch&trade;	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	cold-filtered tumbling tumbling smudge stick	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	electrified wall	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	drinkable special tankard of ale	4	good	Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	liquefied scroll case	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	extra-dry liquefied bouncing jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	green juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	bland small humble pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	aerosolized irradiated pressed crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 66
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	shaking bouncing The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	squat The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	acceptable blinking unnamed cocktail	3	good	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	wholesome unrequired jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
7190	tommy gun of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	fuchsia drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	shaking upside-down throwing knife	0		
7193	lime green throwing spoon	0		
7194	tumbling throwing fork	0		
7195	mirror zippy stylish breadchucks	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +20
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	Annie Oakley's combat fan	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
7198	wobbly occult arcane researcher's silk skirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	ghostly veiny Buddy Bjorn	0		Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	Jeselnik's cool The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Sleaze Damage: +25
7202	spoiled sweet roll Alabama	3	crappy	
7203	bouncing flame-retardant Saturday Night Special	0		Hot Resistance: +1
7204	twirling pulsating lynyrd snare	0		
7205	purple wobbly wobbly Fonzie's fleetwood chain	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
7206	watered-down drinkable Green Manalishi	2	good	
7207	rosy-cheeked blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	narrow eagle's milk	1	awesome	
7210	double-dry upside-down spinning eagle feather	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 61
7211	nitrogenated one pill	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 60
7212	squat Jefferson wings of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	bland miniature fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	2	decent	
7216	green lynyrd skin	0		
7217	rosewater-soaked lynyrdskin cap	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	lynyrdskin tunic of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7219	ghostly narrow mirror ribald lynyrdskin breeches	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	shaking cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	drinkable jittery cyan Flamin' Whatshisname	4	good	
7223	modified lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 33
7224	inspector's quilted Kashmir sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +15
7225	jumbo tasty fancy custard pie	5	awesome	Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 50
7226	tea for one	1	good	
7227	lousy huge bottle of Evermore	3	decent	
7228	box	0		
7229	delicious wine	3	awesome	
7230	artisanal fortified mirror rum	5	EPIC	
7231	lousy watered-down fancy Murderer's Punch	2	decent	Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 50
7232	moldy velvet cake	4	crappy	
7233	diffused blinking blurry letter	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 56
7234	bouncing frosty rosy-cheeked book	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7235	bouncing gravedigger's razor-sharp masque	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
7236	red-hot poker of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
7237	yellow Usain Bolt's Red X Shield	0		Initiative: +80
7238	rosewater-soaked badge of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7239	zippy flame-retardant shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
7240	wizardly coat of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7241	weightlifter's shoe of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
7242	blurry button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	flattened ionized triple-ionized blood cells	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 12
7245	chilled galvanized blurry eye	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 33
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	gravedigger's resourceful Red Fox glove	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	super-polarized adjusted foxglove	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 28
7249	spinning Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	Usain Bolt's electrified shellacked Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jittery jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	aged mini-martini	3	awesome	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	dried pulsating molotov soda	1	decent	
7258	pickled improved huge upside-down pile of ashes	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 55
7259	jittery crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	avaricious Sherlock's scorching Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +30
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	spinning photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	skewed skewed avaricious perfumed toasty smooth Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	tumbling Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	lime green wool plastic Professor What	0		Cold Resistance: +1
7273	fuchsia lion tamer's plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Experience (familiar): +2
7274	wobbly vibrating plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
7275	foul-smelling plastic Gary Claybender	0		Stench Damage: +10
7276	experienced plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Experience: +2
7277	nitrogenated ionized blurry robot grease	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 57
7278	olive returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	dry huge wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 16
7280	pressed polymerized Vulcanized blinking wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 34
7281	dry triple-enhanced wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 23
7282	altered quadruple-ionized lime green wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 62
7283	super-energized flattened wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 31
7284	coward's healthy crying statue earrings	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	greedy dance instructor's plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	upside-down grievous Da Vinci's plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	perfumed toasty Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	careful Newton's Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	spinning blurry prompt electrified amok putter of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7290	small stale bouncing amok pudding	2	decent	
7291	pulsating deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	wobbly putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	magnetized blurry can of V-11	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	gray greedy curative elevennis shoes	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	pulsating ghostly elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	twirling lion tamer's ruddy elevenderizing hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	asbestos-lined Professor What T-Shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5
7298	cyan skewed heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	huge pulsating sewing kit	0		
7301	jittery Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	shaking Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	red Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	jittery Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	dry eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 18
7309	polarized rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 36
7310	irradiated bronzer	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 51
7311	blinking purple personal trainer's elegant nightstick of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	huge jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	sharpshooter's fortified beefcake's ghost of a necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10
7319	Da Vinci's Elizabeth's Dollie of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5
7320	irradiated tarnished Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 40
7321	sharpshooter's Stephen's lab coat of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20
7322	deionized Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 34
7323	blinking inspector's Jacob's rung of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100
7324	dried huge purple battery	1		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 20
7325	artisanal mirror pulsating snakebite	3	EPIC	
7326	skewed wicked Samson's rubber ribcage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +5
7327	twisted olive shaking synthetic marrow	1		
7328	wet Vulcanized blurry funny bone	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 49
7329	Usain Bolt's groovy half-melted spoon	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
7330	modified red pulsating jittery the funk	1		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 5
7331	rotten big gunky chicken	5	crappy	
7332	stylish doll head	0		Moxie: +25
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	lime green resourceful paddle-ball of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +50
7336	super-galvanized boiled tumbling narrow sound effects record	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 60
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	altered dancer	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 52
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	blinking smelly moose antlers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	enhanced moist pickled moose thought	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 44
7342	yummy moose chocolate	4	awesome	
7343	hand-crafted painting of a glass of wine	4	EPIC	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	ghostly doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	wizardly ghost toga of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +20
7348	half-sized moldy sheet cake	2	crappy	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	Temple Grandin's Tesla sinister Staff of the Electric Range	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7352	adequate gigantic blurry deluxe layer cake	9	good	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	perfectly mixed wobbly red-hot boilermaker	4	EPIC	
7355	squat experienced coal shovel	0		Experience: +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	quantum maroon hot coal	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 11
7357	triple-boiled concentrated squat twirling coal dust	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 30
7358	ghostly horrifying sharpshooter's smooth Bram's choker	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
7359	narrow spinning plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	blue twirling spinning zippy plaid pocket square	0		Initiative: +20
7362	narrow narrow Annie Oakley's plaid skirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: 35, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	alkaline pressed bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 16
7364	bouncing fabric softener	0		
7365	galvanized pressed fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 16
7366	smooth bottle of laundry sherry	4	awesome	
7367	chilled Vulcanized spinning industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 24, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	thick bland narrow extra-flat panini	5	decent	
7369	ionized ghostly mangled finger	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 48
7370	practically non-alcoholic delicious fuchsia ghostly Psychotic Train wine	1	awesome	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	moldy pie man was not meant to eat	3	crappy	
7373	skewed occult sommelier's towel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
7374	squat tarnished tastevin of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
7375	normal actual tapas	3	good	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	shellacked weightlifter's ghast iron cleaver	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 7
7378	rosewater-soaked smelly ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	Annie Oakley's ghast iron heater shield of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
7380	censurious deadly ghast iron codpiece	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	bouncing Herculean Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	diffused tarnished Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	extra-altered double-enhanced red wobbly spinning Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	quadruple-improved alkaline energized twirling Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	unsweetened activated altered Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	activated wet red Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	triple-altered Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	electrified boiled polymerized upside-down Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	double-vacuum-sealed quadruple-electrified ghostly Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	triple-denatured cold-filtered Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	pressed alkaline double-Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	corrupted tarnished yellow Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	ionized Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	non-modified non-chilled non-modified wobbly blinking Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	aerosolized dry wet bouncing Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	double-ionized polarized lime green Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	non-quantum Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	quantum extra-activated Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	ionized spinning Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	super-pressed Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	alkaline non-unsweetened Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	colloidal upside-down Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	adjusted extra-vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	tumbling Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	huge Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	squat Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	yellow salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	green bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	spinning Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	olive sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	moist sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	quantum adjusted blurry Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	magnetized improved bouncing Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	dry moist Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	electrified polarized Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	aerosolized jittery Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	irradiated concentrated ghostly Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	diffused wobbly Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	mirror Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	adequate big blue Beefy Crunch Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	stale fancy Brain Food Pastaco	3	decent	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	normal blurry mirror Cool Brunch Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	decent twirling Medical Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	stale Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	adequate Ludovico Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	spirit-forward perfectly mixed fuchsia mirror overpowering mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	bad complex mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	lousy huge smooth mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	artisanal strong blood-red mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	triple-distilled mediocre buzzing mushroom wine	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	acceptable swirling mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	enchanted super-sized adequate Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	5	good	Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	decent thick Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	triple-distilled perfectly mixed gray regular-size brogurt	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	artisanal upside-down super-size brogurt	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	special artisanal yellow broberry brogurt	3	EPIC	Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	fortified artisanal brocolate brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	enchanted drinkable wobbly French bronilla brogurt	3	good	Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	shaking Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	huge tumbling Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Brogre brorts	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	slick Brogre brolo shirt	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	cyan smartaleck's Brogre bucket hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	purple Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	family-friendly foul-smelling 8-billed baseball cap of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	Usain Bolt's rosewater-soaked forbidden extremely wet T-shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	Oprah's hardy shrimp fork of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	denatured quadruple-colloidal alkaline BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	cold-filtered go-go potion	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	energized shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	electrified Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	twirling steel-toed string of moist beads	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	shaking Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	wet improved shaking Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	extra-chilled altered sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	ionized sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	shaking sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	extra-dry aged Rompedores de Fantasmas	5	awesome	
7483	smooth practically non-alcoholic La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1	awesome	
7484	smooth Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	4	awesome	
7485	skewed loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	pulsating drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	upside-down triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	boozy delicious bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	5	awesome	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	skewed huge bottled day	0		
7497	teal ghost formula	0		
7498	yellow Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	nitrogenated frozen narrow Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 63
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	Vulcanized teal Texas tea	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 39
7503	up-at-dawn dark hamethyst ring	0		Adventures: +5
7504	gray dark baconstone ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
7505	dark porquoise ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
7506	upside-down Fonzie's brawny book	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1
7507	cloak of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
7508	ghostly label	0		
7509	tasty Mornington crescent roll	4	awesome	
7510	activated jittery eye shadow	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 20
7511	upside-down crumbling wheel	0		
7512	cold-filtered improved twirling narrow poppy	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 32
7513	twirling opium grenade	0		
7514	healthy duonoculars of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	tumbling squat witch's spare house key	0		
7517	spinning spider leg of Calamity Jane of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Food Drop: +100
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	perfectly mixed glass of bourbon	3	EPIC	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	adequate government cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	pair of government shades of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	squat space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	tarnished concentrated government	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	vacuum-sealed denatured alien drugs	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	bouncing weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	pulsating alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	bouncing resourceful beefy government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	fancy bland loaf of alien bread	4	decent	Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	moldy grilled cheese sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	compressed jittery alien protein powder	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	watered-down lousy pulsating rocket fuel	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	upside-down alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	practically non-alcoholic aged stealth bomber	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	space beast fur hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	lard-coated space beast fur pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	hale space beast fur whip	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	pulsating squat upside-down chilly space heater of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	tumbling space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	artisanal space port	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	horrifying frightening space needle	0		Spooky Damage: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	boiled twirling buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	bouncing hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	nitrogenated ash soda	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	alkaline irradiated spinning liquid smoke	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	deionized dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	enhanced colloidal bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	chilled teal bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	pressed irradiated double-unsweetened lime green huge blood cells	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 58
7558	strong hand-crafted wine	5	EPIC	
7559	double-flattened nitrogenated gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 34
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	deionized dry blinking giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 12
7562	flattened enhanced musk turtle	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 33
7563	activated concentrated programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 25
7564	pickled mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 59
7565	flavorless ham steak	3	decent	
7566	Lo Pan's time-twitching toolbelt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	olive horrifying flame-wreathed lion tamer's Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
7569	prompt energetic Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
7570	magnetized Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 50
7571	greedy silent pea shooter of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20
7572	bland D roll	3	decent	
7573	blurry auspicious Da Vinci's kiwi beak	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +10
7574	perfectly mixed New Zealand iced tea	3	EPIC	
7575	blinking droll monocle of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
7576	polarized super-unsweetened quadruple-warmed future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 48
7577	liquefied extra-pickled future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 61
7578	polarized future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 50
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	dried wobbly liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 50
7581	twirling shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	huge normal rack of dinosaur ribs	9	good	
7583	lousy blue scotch on the rocks	4	decent	
7584	frosty yabba dabba doo rag	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	ghostly veiny wooly loincloth of doom	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	mirror Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	perfectly mixed tumbling glass of &quot;milk&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	watered-down smooth cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	drinkable practically non-alcoholic thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	drinkable weak Lucky Lindy	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	artisanal Bee's Knees	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Sockdollager	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	tolerable Ish Kabibble	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Hot Socks	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	drinkable twirling Phonus Balonus	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	fortified artisanal Flivver	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	tolerable Sloppy Jalopy	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	boiled flattened huge flame	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 43
7601	altered energized temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 29
7602	modified Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 36
7603	super-pickled colloidal squat neckbeard	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 33
7604	non-alkaline Vulcanized improved squat artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 47
7605	vacuum-sealed pressed punk patch	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 28
7606	irradiated steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 35
7607	tarnished vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 46
7608	altered adjusted turtle mud	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 43
7609	tarnished enhanced polarized Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 48
7610	diffused narrow Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 54
7611	oxidized diffused blurry Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
7612	pickled tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 51
7613	ionized nitrogenated bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 50
7614	adjusted voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 25
7615	aerosolized pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 62
7616	polarized pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 30
7617	dry gray short deposition	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 66
7618	corrupted improved green squat straw pole	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 62
7619	denatured quantum copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 41
7620	polymerized ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67
7621	activated ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 14
7622	quantum ionized button rouge	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 27
7623	frozen Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 66
7624	polarized energized concentrated lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 15
7625	cold-filtered flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 37
7626	boiled oyster badge	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 20
7627	denatured non-cold-filtered plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 21
7628	quadruple-pressed denatured irradiated gray dancing fan	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 11
7629	pressed boiled aerosolized twirling green page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 21
7630	quadruple-polymerized pressed mirror magic powder	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 30
7631	nitrogenated non-concentrated tarnished narrow bouncing shaking friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 27
7632	polarized government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 28
7633	triple-galvanized non-frozen wet alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 62
7634	tarnished ionized upside-down irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 31
7635	denatured unsweetened blinking cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 24
7636	mirror gravedigger's careful shellacked shell	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	prompt pillow shell	0		Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	miser's whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	spinning mansplainer's oil shell	0		Monster Level: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	olive wobbly thinker's turtle shell of vim and vigor of horror	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	ghostly shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	pulsating ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	blurry life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	galvanized polarized electrified gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 60
7650	corrupted aerosolized catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 23
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	twirling fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	red rosewater-soaked neoprene skullcap	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	denatured pressed ionized skewed goblin water	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 38
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	decent half-sized Sogg-Os	2	good	
7663	squat ghostly rosy-cheeked Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of Leguizamo of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
7664	concentrated Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 46
7665	altered liquid ice	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 17
7666	delicious Wet Russian	4	awesome	
7667	bland filet of The Fish	3	decent	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	Jeselnik's wicked thunder down underwear of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	nasty scorching grievous famous raincoat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	avaricious veiny brainy lightning rod	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7673	artisanal legitimate business on the beach	3	EPIC	
7674	educational hep waders	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	immense normal jive turkey leg	9	good	
7676	steel-toed birdbone corset	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7677	warmed flattened tumbling candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 57
7678	4-dimensional fez of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	bouncing throwing candy	0		
7680	teal grievous super-absorbent tarp	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7681	acceptable unquiet spirits	4	good	
7682	huge banjo kazoo mount of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
7683	liquefied wobbly grass	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 49
7684	blinking blue rosewater-soaked Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Stench Resistance: +3
7685	green supercool Time Bandit Time Towel of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
7686	crafty padded Fonzie's Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
7687	quadruple-moist liquefied red dog ointment	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 31
7688	flame-retardant stylish gumshoes	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7689	flame-retardant flapper floppers of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7690	lard-coated horrifying sneakeasies	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7691	narrow stiffened forbidden plastic nunchaku	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	ruddy wicked hand whip of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	wool boxer's glow-in-the-dark necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	lightning-fast veiny cap gun of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	tumbling Tesla cassette player of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	spinning rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	super-polymerized dry olive confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	denatured irradiated confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	concentrated galvanized green mirror confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	green LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	ghostly purple The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	polarized denatured blue rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	hardened grievous rubber cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	nasty crafty healthy slick Thor's Pliers	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	oxidized narrow candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 55
7711	horrifying water wings for babies of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	rotten fuchsia Strix stix	3	crappy	
7714	Jeselnik's healthy slick vampire pellet	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
7715	bad watered-down maroon non-aged vinegar	2	decent	
7716	tumbling unsanitized scalpel of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
7717	blurry rosy-cheeked gladiator tunica	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7718	squat pulsating Roman sadnals of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
7719	skewed occult madius	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
7720	Socratic radiator heater shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
7721	magnetized salt wages	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 37
7722	Temple Grandin's centurion helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	huge Chroner cross	0		
7724	pteruges of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	aerosolized Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 16
7726	ionized flattened Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 54
7727	polarized Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 37
7728	deionized huge Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 19
7729	maroon pulsating Chroner trigger	0		
7730	mirror Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	huge Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	upside-down Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	ghostly upside-down Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	blue Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	twirling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	teal Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	tumbling narrow Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	curative Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	foul-smelling Oprah's Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	upside-down Xiblaxian stealth trousers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	blinking squat healthy rock-hard Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	normal blurry Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	artisanal irresponsibly strong twirling Xiblaxian space-whiskey	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	adjusted They liver	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	toothsome massive They liver popsicle	6	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	mixed residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	pulsating arcane researcher's Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	jittery bouncing greasy Annie Oakley's weightlifter's defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	shaking MacGyver's dance instructor's brawny Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	colloidal pulsating the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	thick stale &quot;meat&quot; stick	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	denatured narrow narrow transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	squat specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	supercharged dance instructor's pair of plants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	fireproof lard-coated foul-smelling Sasq&trade; watch	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	stanky scorching studded smoker's cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	prompt Jim Carey's extremely unsafe camouflage T-shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	improved dry wobbly shaking experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	scandalous sharpshooter's Herculean heavy-duty clipboard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	jittery avaricious quilted smartaleck's battery-powered drill of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	tasty limp broccoli	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	chaotic experienced hat of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	triple-nitrogenated monkey barf	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	double-ionized candy	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	pulsating knitted ruddy jangly bracelet of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	supercool cuddly teddy bear	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	supercool first-aid pouch of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	lime green khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	tarnished huge airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	skewed SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	blue bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	special normal initiative shawarma	3	good	Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	spoiled jittery warm war shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	moldy karma shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	bad huge Jungle Juice	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	boozy bad tumbling Amnesiac Ale	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	lousy weak twirling Highest Bitter	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	personal trainer's mercenary pistol of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	mercenary rifle of the wise owl of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	fuchsia Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	shaking tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	bland seared dino steak	3	decent	
7814	delicious bottle of drinkin' gas	4	awesome	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	mirror dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	narrow 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	ghostly zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	tumbling veiny slick iShield of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +100
7825	twirling pulsating lightning-fast flame-wreathed earbuds of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: 140, Single Equip
7826	up-at-dawn Oprah's thinker's iFlail	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5
7827	stale olive unidentifiable dried fruit	3	decent	
7828	artisanal enchanted flat cider	3	EPIC	Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 35
7829	Usain Bolt's educational trench lighter of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	denatured flattened pulsating experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	upside-down blinking military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	purple gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	squat GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	purple special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	fuchsia special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	triple-magnetized pressed perl necklace	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	electrified chilled Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	oxidized ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	miniature normal gray petit fortran	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	low-calorie moldy java cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	delicious cookie cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	olive careful plastic exo-suited miner	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	friendly plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	quilted plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	jittery stanky plastic Crimbot	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	plastic Crimbomega of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	vacuum-sealed denatured wobbly flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	mirror radiation-resistant helmet of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	occult servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	crafty beefcake's high-energy mining laser	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	upside-down cyan peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	huge nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	yellow cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	mirror Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	jittery Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	blue narrow Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	twirling Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	blurry Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	green Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	olive Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	green Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	maroon Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	spinning Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	narrow Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	blurry recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	pulsating yellow recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	fuchsia Jack Frost's supercharged Size XI Wizard's Robe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	modified Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 51
7915	concentrated moist unsweetened pulsating olive Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 58
7916	pulsating mimeplasm	0		
7917	galvanized triple-altered colloidal BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 30
7918	cold-filtered energized Moonds	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 53
7919	non-corrupted bouncing Big Punk	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
7920	fuchsia fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	bad mirror Friendly Turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	lousy Agitated Turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	lousy weak mirror Ambitious Turkey	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	rotten neutron lollipop	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	lousy pulsating gamma nog	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	twisted shaking single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	tumbling Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	family-friendly greasy frightening outlaw bandana	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7947	spirit-forward artisanal whiskey in a broken glass	5	EPIC	
7948	acceptable yellow shot of mescal	4	good	
7949	drinkable special tumbling yellow glass of herbal tequila	3	good	Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 40
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	savvy plaid cowboy hat of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	bouncing bouncing lasso	0		
7953	mirror twirling executive smartaleck's rusted-out shootin' iron of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +40
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	squat bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	purple jittery greedy Jeselnik's occult Staff of Ed of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
7962	blurry green blurry Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	squat occult Staff of Fats	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	spinning Ka coin	0		
7967	tumbling Jeselnik's World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7968	pulsating twirling topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	mirror boning knife	0		
7971	shaking purple Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	dried mummified fig	1	good	Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 35
7973	mixed mummified loaf of bread	1	EPIC	
7974	powdered olive mummified beef haunch	1	good	
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	extremely unsafe Sister Accessory of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only
7984	electrified tarnished moist huge Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 20
7985	blinking sharpshooter's brawny parachute	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	horrifying dance instructor's pad	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	flame-wreathed shellacked peeler	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	reassuring pettipants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	banded educational panama hat	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	wobbly family-friendly deadly pulsera	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	wobbly censurious flame-retardant police baton	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	miser's flame-wreathed coward's curative plus-fours of chilblains of bravery	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	pulsating scandalous banded porkpie	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	pepper mill of the ox of the sewer	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	forbidden pelerine of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	ruddy phantom mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	vaporized spinning upside-down polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	twisted skewed mirror powder	1		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	concentrated cold-filtered cyan choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	denatured dry smart watch	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	quantum energized squat augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	Annie Oakley's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	wholesome toy Crimbot power glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	dance instructor's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	skewed weightlifter's toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Muscle: +15, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	alkaline enhanced ghostly ghostly gray Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	pulsating Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	jittery jittery lard-coated thinker's Crimbomega drive chain of horror	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	frozen fitness wristband	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	quadruple-electrified flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	enhanced tarnished altered and rain stick	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 30
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	bland Choco-Mint patty	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	drinkable practically non-alcoholic hot mint schnocolate	1	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	modified wobbly homeopathic mint tea	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	spinning foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	purple bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	jittery ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	tumbling artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	purple skewed stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	blue calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	spinning twirling resourceful tope&eacute; of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	lime green twirling Usain Bolt's topiary tights of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +80
8036	occult topiary necktie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
8037	stale purple bowl of topioca	4	decent	
8038	pulsating topiary skunk	0		
8039	wobbly topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	huge trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	fuchsia rock	0		
8043	skewed pot of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8044	skewed hardy spelunking fedora	0		Maximum HP: +50
8045	beefcake's sturdy machete	0		Muscle: +25
8046	yellow Temple Grandin's shotgun	0		Familiar Weight: +7
8047	curative boomerang	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8049	groovy mining helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10
8050	sinister X-ray goggles	0		Spell Damage: +10, Luck: +5
8051	healthy cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
8052	wobbly knitted jetpack	0		Cold Resistance: +3
8053	tumbling spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	pickaxe of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
8056	torch	0		
8057	Temple Grandin's banded [spelunking test kit]	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +7
8058	plasma rifle of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
8059	blurry Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	stanky The Joke Book of the Dead of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Luck: -6
8061	squat The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	tumbling coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	squat Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	twisted	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	mirror nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	tumbling olive Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	pulsating warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	jittery janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	vibrating Fonzie's Spelunker's fedora of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	rosewater-soaked hardened Spelunker's whip of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	shellacked stylish Spelunker's khakis of the glutton	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	tumbling blinking blinking Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	red LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	wobbly mangled squirrel	0		
8091	green rat carcass	0		
8092	Usain Bolt's hardy wicker kickers	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	perfumed Tesla wicker slicker	0		Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	zippy MacGyver's wicker knickers	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	Jeselnik's wicker ticker of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	energetic sinister wicker sticker	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	rosewater-soaked beefy wicker clicker	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	twisted narrow wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	Oprah's baleful belt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	zippy thinker's badge	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	narrow Van der Graaf wholesome bowl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	inspector's brooch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	yellow therapeutic breeches of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	nippy fortified backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	diluted bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	mansplainer's anvil of the detective	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	Samson's slick akubra	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	wobbly brawny apron of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	rosy-cheeked ascot of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	sharpshooter's beefy attache case	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	blue horrifying nippy accordion	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	distilled blurry tumbling aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	flame-retardant wig of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	flame-wreathed winch crank of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	jittery forbidden wizardly widget	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	zippy Jim Carey's whisk	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	lard-coated Sinatra's walker	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	coward's Sinatra's waders	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	twisted flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	upside-down personal trainer's gaiters of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	ghostly stanky garland of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	flame-retardant crafty gunnysack	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	beefy garibaldi of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	tumbling knitted grievous girdle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	narrow smartaleck's gloves of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	twisted shaking smithereens	1		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	frosty sharpshooter's fiberglass fetish	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	teal slick fiberglass foil of chilblains	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	sizzling rock-hard fiberglass fannypack	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	blurry Sherlock's deadly fiberglass frock	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	gravedigger's lion tamer's fiberglass fingerguard	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	pulsating steel-toed rock-hard fiberglass fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 14, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	distilled wobbly fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	narrow winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	reassuring rubber spatula	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
8139	squat studded spoon	0		Damage Absorption: +80
8140	pulsating censurious crystalline reamer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
8141	red energetic macroplane grater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
8142	bastard baster of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
8143	bouncing rosy-cheeked obsidian nutcracker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
8144	blinking squat talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	blinking bouncing sizzling sage glass eye	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
8146	galvanized liquefied invisible potion	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 36
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	pulsating manspreader's educational ninjammies of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	improved Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 49
8150	triple-improved cold-filtered sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 59
8151	electrified corrupted spinning upside-down Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 57
8152	improved ghostly polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 51
8153	galvanized candy dish	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 63
8154	quantum anodized squat skewed olive shaking Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 21
8155	adjusted talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 23
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	skewed Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	denatured mouse skull	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 23
8161	modified warmed really thick spine	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 68
8162	greedy Jack Frost's skullcap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	olive Herculean three-legged pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	narrow toasty fortified remaindered axe	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	spinning cr&ecirc;epy mask of the overflowing toilet of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	normal teal twirling baguette	3	good	
8168	bouncing glob of icing	0		
8169	pressed aerosolized green ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 53
8170	electrified irradiated fuchsia wobbly mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 28
8171	artisanal triple-distilled unflavored wine cooler	10	EPIC	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	Usain Bolt's sewer snake	0		Initiative: +80
8174	bland super-sized pigeon egg	5	decent	
8175	double-paned beefy jaunty feather	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
8176	lousy shaking premium malt liquor	4	decent	
8177	rosy-cheeked extremely unsafe brown paper pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30
8178	sizzling Lo Pan's brown paper bag mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10
8179	maroon ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	breadwand of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
8181	wobbly toasty loafers	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	family-friendly bread basket	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	nasty The Crown of Ed the Undying of doom	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	tumbling Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	practically non-alcoholic aged Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1	awesome	
8189	artisanal skewed upside-down Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8190	hand-crafted jittery Orangemageddon wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8191	hand-crafted Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8192	enchanted boozy mediocre Citrus Crush wine cooler	5	decent	Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 5
8193	spoiled plain bagel	3	crappy	
8194	delicious mirror glob of cream cheese	3	awesome	
8195	rotten miniature loaf of soda bread	2	crappy	
8196	normal bite-sized maroon acceptable bagel	1	good	
8197	rotten mirror standard-issue cupcake	3	crappy	
8198	adequate ultra-deluxe cupcake	4	good	
8199	red hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	toothsome popular tart	3	awesome	
8201	green no-handed pie	0		
8202	vacuum-sealed altered galvanized bouncing Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 50
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	maroon one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	expensive camera of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	huge sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	super-denatured How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	lime green huge bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	ghostly grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	manspreader's medical-grade rigging rope	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	modified twirling nasty snuff	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	Oprah's sage sewage-clogged pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	modified blurry beard incense	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	perfume-soaked bandana of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	bland small toxo	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	acceptable bouncing mirror Lemonade-235	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	steel-toed isotophat of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	up-at-dawn wizardly Three Mile Island shorts	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	vibrating sinister toxic mop	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	green inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	shaking lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	shellacked backwoods banjo of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	executive Sherlock's educational ratskin pajama pants	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	triple-anodized turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	wobbly Usain Bolt's gravedigger's clever fake washboard	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	prompt Dinsey's oculus of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	fuchsia spinning toasty Dinsey's radar dish	0		Hot Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	ghostly maroon Dinsey's pizza cutter of the sewer of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	blurry inspector's Tesla Dinsey's brain	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	spinning forbidden Dinsey's glove of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	mirror boxer's Dinsey's pants of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	upside-down brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	maroon complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	shaking skewed lube-shoes of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	jittery coward's razor-sharp Dinsey mascot mask of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	small bland Dinsey food-cone	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	special watered-down tolerable upside-down Dinsey Whinskey	2	good	Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	deionized Vulcanized enhanced Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	supercharged fannypack of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	nippy padded Rosewater's strapping garbage sticker of the brazier of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	green censurious perfumed Oprah's hazmat helmet of the empath of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	spinning Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	shaking Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	twirling gray ghostly Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	enhanced Vulcanized nasty gum	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 53
8258	jittery Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	rosewater-soaked The Lot's engagement ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	mirror Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	skewed Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	skewed Temple Grandin's resourceful hardy miracle whip of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	narrow MacGyver's sphygmayomanometer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	bouncing mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	bland skewed fuchsia unappetizing mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	adequate huge pulsating uninteresting mayolus	7	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	bland small acceptable mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	half-sized fancy toothsome blinking enticing mayolus	2	awesome	Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	miniature moldy upside-down mouth-watering mayolus	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	blue Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	practically non-alcoholic mediocre enchanted Afternoon Delight	1	decent	Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	unsweetened polarized lime green Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	energized green Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	ghostly spinning Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	flattened dry blue Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 16
8287	wobbly puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	twirling kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	tumbling jittery boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	pulsating extremely unsafe dice ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
8291	deadly dice belt buckle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
8292	bouncing ruddy dice-print pajama pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
8293	skewed Newton's dice-shaped backpack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
8294	Lo Pan's dice-print do-rag	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
8295	huge electrified dice sunglasses	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	double-oxidized irradiated dice	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	alkaline bouncing power pill	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	frozen pixel star	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	huge rotten pixel banana	6	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	artisanal irresponsibly strong pixel beer	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	skewed puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	wobbly cyan bouncing pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	electrified huge sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 49
8307	extra-boiled adjusted ionized lime green &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 23
8308	dry colloidal tumbling piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 34
8309	boiled magnetized twirling baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 26
8310	aerosolized activated purple .epub file	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 20
8311	oxidized BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 15
8312	adjusted hustler shades	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 67
8313	super-magnetized blurry jerky stick	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 29
8314	adjusted costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 54
8315	double-concentrated frozen muscle oil	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 60
8316	chilled bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 65
8317	adjusted polymerized pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 19
8318	triple-warmed bouncing blue sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 49
8319	moist double-alkaline blinking wobbly jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 55
8320	galvanized one glove	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 13
8321	liquefied glove	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 13
8322	unsweetened wet ghostly handful of fire	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 50
8323	corrupted blinking narrow Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 66
8324	quantum polarized disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 29
8325	improved irradiated squat coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 23
8326	corrupted liquefied galvanized conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 47
8327	Vulcanized Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 58
8328	oxidized unsweetened icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 28
8329	oxidized non-dry smellbook	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 43
8330	improved dry assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 31
8331	liquefied adjusted blurry filthy armor	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 30
8332	polymerized squat plague pie	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 54
8333	energized pulsating cyan batarang	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 39
8334	double-Vulcanized modified pulsating spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 43
8335	dry grease trap	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 53
8336	dry shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 12
8337	diffused wet skewed tumbling purple porkpocket	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 17
8338	triple-polarized non-denatured teal Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 30
8339	galvanized corrupted olive warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 25
8340	oxidized upside-down janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 23
8341	pickled boiled warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 56
8342	galvanized baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 11
8343	anodized double-dry quadruple-dry carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 55
8344	alkaline narrow bronze polish	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 16
8345	super-irradiated aerosolized crident	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 61
8346	colloidal non-galvanized jittery totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 62
8347	liquefied spray chrome	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 63
8348	oxidized pickled filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 53
8349	chilled enhanced blue narrow hand of cards	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 36
8350	enhanced magnetized dry upside-down damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 59
8351	enhanced mirror ghostly spinning lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 34
8352	dry skeleton beans	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 63
8353	oxidized tumbling grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 53
8354	colloidal upside-down nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 63
8355	magnetized Vulcanized non-pressed iron torso box	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 56
8356	nitrogenated triple-dry mercenary headband	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 43
8357	denatured oxidized maroon radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 45
8358	double-magnetized unsweetened pulsating spinning x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 27
8359	polymerized wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 19
8360	super-activated hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 24
8361	dry super-electrified child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 34
8362	dry bouncing devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 34
8363	polymerized unsweetened green shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 24
8364	cold-filtered spinning alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 30
8365	electrified alkaline novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 26
8366	diffused boiled wobbly invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 49
8367	anodized handful of stubble	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 38
8368	warmed activated skewed garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 54
8369	nitrogenated polarized electrified narrow plunge-leg	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 45
8370	polarized boiled huge funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 24
8371	Vulcanized corrupted corrupted bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 61
8372	chilled narrow flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 66
8373	double-galvanized captured boozles	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 59
8374	double-tarnished concentrated drinks tray	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 36
8375	adjusted polarized eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 12
8376	narrow submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	bland narrow ghostly pixel lemon	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	bad teal pixel daiquiri	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	ionized liquefied jittery blue power pill	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	unsweetened boiled pixel potion	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	twirling Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	fuchsia Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	skewed blue pulsating mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	spinning mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	huge gray mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	red gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	twirling hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	shaking Fonzie's The Emperor's new hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	maroon dance instructor's The Emperor's new shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	The Emperor's new pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	fuchsia zippy lead pipe of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	steel-toed rope of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	upside-down personal trainer's wrench of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	personal trainer's candlestick of terror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	wicked knife of doom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	smelly personal trainer's revolver	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	upside-down ghostly 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	adequate thick pestopiary	5	good	
8408	galvanized adjusted ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 69
8409	rotten crudles	3	crappy	
8410	stale half-sized twirling agnolotti arboli	2	decent	
8411	rotten spaghetti with ghost balls	3	crappy	
8412	rotten massive lime green succulent marrow	6	crappy	
8413	decent bite-sized salacious crumbs	1	good	
8414	adequate fusilli marrownarrow	3	good	
8415	adequate fancy mirror suggestive strozzapreti	3	good	Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 30
8416	skewed Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	normal snack-sized Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	good	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	normal ghostly linguini immondizia bianco	3	good	
8420	stale shells a la shellfish	3	decent	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	bouncing unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	wobbly Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	cyan spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	squat hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	purple jingling spore pod	0		
8435	purple skewed baleful Fonzie's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	banded grievous LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	blinking deadly groovy LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	spinning empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	bouncing full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	tumbling upside-down lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	blinking SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	lime green uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	twirling purple capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	blue LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	yellow crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	jittery broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	purple blurry crafty brawny high-temperature mining mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	Jim Carey's smooth fireproof megaphone	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	stale big tumbling mineapple	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	perfectly mixed boozy Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	small stale skewed smelted roe	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	acceptable weak lavawater	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	cold-filtered maroon basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	frightening supercharged boxer's lavalarva	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	perfumed asbestos-lined boxer's lava balaclava	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	tumbling reassuring dangerous wizardly basaltamander buckler	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	pickled electrified oxidized lava globs	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	spoiled small gooey lava globs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	occult brainy lava-proof pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	blurry hardy heat-resistant necktie of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	knitted frightening Da Vinci's heat-resistant gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	stale shaking very hot lunch	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	fortified bad bouncing yellow asbestos thermos	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	quadruple-chilled colloidal liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	normal disco biscuit	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	mediocre weak Quaatorade&trade;	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	scandalous hardened slick biker's hat	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	twirling greedy coward's energetic feathered headdress	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	up-at-dawn electrician's hardhat of Leguizamo of the empath	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	jittery Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	upside-down &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	skewed one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	huge airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	spinning Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	bouncing wobbly New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	bouncing thinker's smooth velvet pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	mirror smooth velvet shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	blurry smooth velvet hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	Fonzie's smooth velvet pocket square	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	foul-smelling smooth velvet socks	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	flame-wreathed smooth velvet hanky	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	mansplainer's The One Mood Ring of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	maroon Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	cyan signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	spinning Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	denatured twirling red SMOOCH coffee cup	1	EPIC	Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	modified squat labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	Sherlock's Jeselnik's Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	green censurious grease cannon of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	cold-filtered deionized triple-deionized demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	reassuring wholesome dangerous love	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	MacGyver's therapeutic stiffened Pener's drumstick	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	vibrating ruddy deuce cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	executive foul-smelling energetic Lavalos's shell	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	executive MacGyver's smooth velvet bra	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	mansplainer's Socratic SMOOCH bracers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	mansplainer's SMOOCH kneepads	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	ghostly SMOOCH spaulders of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	hardened SMOOCH codpiece of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	crafty SMOOCH breastplate	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	pulsating superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	jittery fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	toothsome lava cake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	rotten thick upside-down pink slime	5	crappy	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	miniature rotten devil hair pasta	2	crappy	
8530	moldy spagecialetti	4	crappy	
8531	wobbly Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	narrow illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	flavorless half-sized libertagliatelle	2	decent	
8535	flavorless ghostly bouncing turkish mostaccioli	3	decent	
8536	toothsome miniature spinning linguini of the sea	2	awesome	
8537	dry dry Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 60
8539	blue Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	fuchsia drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	decent wobbly Fettris	3	good	
8543	moldy upside-down fusillocybin	3	crappy	
8544	bite-sized bland prescription noodles	1	decent	
8545	denatured blood-drive sticker	1	good	
8546	enhanced bag of grain	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 23
8547	ionized pocket maze	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 59
8548	activated shady shades	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 47
8549	activated squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 41
8550	thick stale tumbling weird gazelle steak	5	decent	
8551	stale immense sausage without a cause	9	decent	
8552	nitrogenated narrow face paint	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 52
8553	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted emergency margarita	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
8554	lousy vintage smart drink	4	decent	
8555	pulsating lime green a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	electrified skewed Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 17
8559	nitrogenated double-oxidized anodized tumbling bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 66
8560	vacuum-sealed ionized Aerheads	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 16
8561	frozen magnetized Wrotz	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 28
8562	concentrated dry squat Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 65
8563	concentrated improved red fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 15
8564	tumbling shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	Usain Bolt's barrel lid of the cougar of the glutton	0		Moxie: +20, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	frightening toasty veiny barrel hoop earring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	pulsating twirling horrifying rock-hard occult bankruptcy barrel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	blurry firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	yellow normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	skewed tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	squat spinning barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	red mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	watered-down tolerable narrow bottle of Amontillado	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	lousy irresponsibly strong barrel-aged martini	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	immense flavorless barrel pickle	6	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	decent barrel cracker	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	modified blurry mirror vibrating mushroom	1	decent	Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	twisted mushroom	1	good	Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	blurry slick KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	scandalous Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	barrel gun of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	tiny yummy blue water log	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	huge miser's barrelhead of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	Jim Carey's bottoms of the barrel of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: 0, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	mirror friendly clever chest barrel	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	upside-down bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	frosty savvy double barreled barrel gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	knitted ruddy Da Vinci's triple barreled barrel gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	spinning barrel beryl choker of the scaredy-cat of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	strapping barrel beryl nose ring of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	blurry ribald barrel beryl ring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	wobbly potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	deionized deionized skewed cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	galvanized ghostly twirling cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	electrified ghostly cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	frozen cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	super-energized improved quantum squat maroon cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	non-moist tarnished ghostly cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	diffused wet gray cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	colloidal cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	diffused polymerized pulsating jittery huge cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	frozen cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	enhanced quadruple-dry irradiated maroon cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	adjusted altered cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	improved upside-down cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	pickled mirror cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	pressed pickled shaking cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	quadruple-dry deionized shaking cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	quadruple-wet ionized narrow cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	nitrogenated alkaline cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	adjusted diffused pickled cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	non-dry upside-down blurry cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	dry cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	liquefied wobbly ghostly cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	energized polarized cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	denatured wobbly cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	altered cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	triple-altered polarized activated maroon cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	wet irradiated cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	colloidal narrow cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	non-diffused diffused cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	improved boiled cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	vacuum-sealed cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	liquefied denatured wobbly cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	wobbly cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	improved cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	pickled cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	double-paned flame-wreathed Da Vinci's Royal scepter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	blinking Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	delicious bowl of eyeballs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	enchanted stale bite-sized bowl of mummy guts	1	decent	Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	moldy jumbo narrow bowl of maggots	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	lousy blood and blood	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	delicious huge Jack-O-Lantern beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	acceptable zombie	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	spinning wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	upside-down plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	purple tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	bouncing frosty vibrating forbidden crown	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	ruddy shellacked hawk of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40
8655	enchanted moldy massive cyan hamlet sandwich	8	crappy	Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 45
8656	scorching Othello's military jacket	0		Hot Damage: +25
8657	blue aromatic Othello's dagger	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
8658	blinking greasy Othello's handkerchief	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8659	diffused triple-magnetized squat bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 48
8660	grip key	0		
8661	cyan How to Play Othello	0		
8662	greasy manspreader's quilted ghostly dagger	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8663	hand-crafted ghost beer	3	EPIC	
8664	ruddy Othello set	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	pulsating Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	mirror supercool brawny boxer's Yorick	0		Muscle Percent: 30, Moxie Percent: +20
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	jittery tulip	0		
8671	green tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	twirling olive airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	pressed pickled shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	rotten iceberg lettuce	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	smooth high-proof ice wine	8	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	green banded savvy smooth Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	baleful Sinatra's Wal-Mart nametag of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	ghostly tumbling scorching sizzling Wal-Mart overalls of the early riser	0		Hot Damage: 35, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	upside-down To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	spinning upside-down perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	ghostly The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	Jim Carey's bellhop's hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	bad ice porter	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	extra-altered alkaline exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	spinning bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	super-activated squat huge shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	blue hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	fuchsia Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	boiled squat medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	enchanted stale ice rice	3	decent	Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	bad practically non-alcoholic teal iced plum wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	occult training belt of the wise owl of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	huge wool Jim Carey's experienced training legwarmers	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	spinning chilly training helmet of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	wobbly training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	tumbling self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	dehydrated narrow abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	altered abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	pickled narrow teal abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	mixed abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	powdered abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	dried squat bouncing red abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	dried purple wobbly abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	powdered wobbly yellow abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	modified abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	vaporized spinning red abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	maroon squat modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	toothsome thick VYKEA meatballs	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	practically non-alcoholic drinkable VYKEA mead	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	altered VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	shaking blue VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	blurry asbestos-lined ribald VYKEA hex key of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	moldy jittery tin of submardines	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	artisanal blinking bottle of norwhiskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	powdered octolus oculus	1	crappy	Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	bouncing mansplainer's forbidden Herculean sardine can key	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	electrified padded norwhal helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	shaking Sherlock's foul-smelling medical-grade octolus-skin cloak	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	drinkable shaking perfect cosmopolitan	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	fancy triple-distilled lousy squat perfect negroni	7	decent	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	artisanal watered-down perfect dark and stormy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	spirit-forward acceptable perfect mimosa	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	perfectly mixed weak perfect old-fashioned	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	hand-crafted perfect paloma	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	frozen wet That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	moist Vulcanized Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	quadruple-polarized olive huge Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	dry dry green Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	enhanced magnetized warmed Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	vacuum-sealed chilled ghostly jittery Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	tarnished altered gray hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	super-dry ionized communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	diet adequate Crimbo salad	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	stale bread line	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	boozy bad skewed tumbling bark rootbeer	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	acceptable ale	4	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	blinking plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	plastic Rudolph the Red of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	Herculean plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	yellow hale plastic Crimborgatron	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	yellow lightning-fast plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	upside-down box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	pulsating squat Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	perfectly mixed watered-down Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	bouncing skewed Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	corrupted squat pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	mirror Tesla reusable shopping bag of James Dean of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	frosty coarse hemp socks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	mirror hale armband	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	ghostly bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	upside-down gray pine cone necklace of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	cyan censurious reindeer hammer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	elf ploughshare of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	olive spinning faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	ghostly book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	bouncing chilly elven tambourine	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	careful reindeer sickle	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	twirling The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	red bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	olive bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	shaking ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	yellow dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	bouncing high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	gray high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	green experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	olive ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	spinning twirling exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	twirling bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	decent Kudzu salad	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	dried blinking Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	lousy practically non-alcoholic Miss Graves' vermouth	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	flavorless The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	powdered The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	mediocre The Mad Liquor	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	perfectly mixed boozy Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	normal Mr. Burnsger	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	modified The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	bouncing avaricious asbestos-lined The Jokester's gun of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	bouncing lion tamer's Da Vinci's The Jokester's wig of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	Jack Frost's occult Rosewater's The Jokester's pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	frozen blurry Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	skewed battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	squat domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	diffused dry twirling skewed robin's egg	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	bland immense robin flan	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	weak mediocre robin nog	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	upside-down LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	tumbling exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	electrified triple-improved electrified tumbling blue mirror Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 47
8841	corrupted alkaline Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 56
8842	pressed aerosolized shaking infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 40
8843	non-boiled skewed spinning can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 65
8844	adjusted denatured ghostly The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 45
8845	liquefied corrupted bag of random words	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 14
8846	triple-dry narrow tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 21
8847	polymerized denatured red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 18
8848	diffused blurry gray question juice	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 53
8849	magnetized liquefied mirror tumbling tube of villain	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 65
8850	huge inspector's your cowboy boots	0		Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	mirror inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	spinning nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	bouncing nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	blurry nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	ribald quicksilver ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	Sherlock's knitted cool thicksilver ring	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	squat skewed Jack Frost's beefy wicksilver ring of James Dean	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	executive reassuring sizzling slicksilver ring	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	cyan frightening Temple Grandin's fortified sicksilver ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	sizzling dog trainer's wicked nicksilver ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	ticksilver ring of dire peril of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	pulsating toasty ruddy Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	olive experienced Tesla's Electroplated Beans of Tarzan of courage	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	knitted foul-smelling ruddy Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	ghostly Hellfire Spicy Beans of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	foul-smelling Frigid Northern Beans	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	twirling World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	huge flame-retardant foul-smelling chilly Van der Graaf Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of terror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	jittery yellow auspicious frosty dangerous Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	special decent plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	good	Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	stale plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	bland shaking plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	normal plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	snack-sized decent plate of Frigid Northern Beans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	yummy bite-sized twirling plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	immense special tasty plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	7	awesome	Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	diet yummy fancy plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1	awesome	Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	moldy half-sized plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	delicious plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	blurry aromatic horrifying Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	olive studded Socratic Daisy's unclean bloomers of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	shaking upside-down baleful Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of doom of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	skewed inspector's frosty Lo Pan's sinister Sinatra's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	teal frightening hardened dangerous Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	gray buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	purple huge spinning cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	double-energized poker face paint	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	pickled narrow triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	modified cold-filtered quantum jittery ghost bit	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	concentrated upside-down buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	energized super-moist blue lion musk	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	bland bear claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	wet energized extra-irradiated rattler gland	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	ionized vacuum-sealed upside-down half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	extra-moist dry tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	flavorless immense tumbling rotting beefsteak	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	acceptable practically non-alcoholic narrow firemilk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	non-alkaline narrow spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	powdered moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	Newton's western-style skinning knife of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	studded steel knuckles	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	olive wobbly Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	blurry The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	blurry Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	wobbly disc (black)	0		
8925	green disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	tumbling mirror disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	pulsating fuchsia red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	dry liquefied demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	bouncing rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	lime green shaking makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	jittery baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	narrow mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	twirling grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	shaking rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	pulsating cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	cyan jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	skewed pulsating thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	fuchsia upside-down sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	pulsating nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	spinning Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	ghostly greasy one-gallon hat of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
8960	lion tamer's wizardly two-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +2
8961	wobbly hale strapping three-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20
8962	steel-toed Newton's four-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 9
8963	padded five-gallon hat of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8964	Jeselnik's manspreader's six-gallon hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
8965	wobbly wool seven-gallon hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
8966	greedy mansplainer's eight-gallon hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +20
8967	jittery Fonzie's nine-gallon hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 4
8968	foul-smelling Lo Pan's ten-gallon hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
8969	upside-down supercool Rosewater's eleven-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	quantum skin oil	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 68
8973	double-warmed liquefied cyan unusual oil	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
8974	alkaline eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 50
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	altered aerosolized mirror patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 20
8977	galvanized denatured patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 62
8978	oxidized patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 53
8979	quantum improved polarized wobbly patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 52
8980	warmed oxidized patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 52
8981	aerosolized green patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 20
8982	aerosolized nitrogenated wobbly corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 20
8983	drinkable rodeo whiskey	4	good	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	Jeselnik's real cowboy hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	huge electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	diluted shaking armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	spoiled jumping horseradish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	high-proof fancy lousy narrow twirling Sacramento wine	6	decent	Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	enhanced pickled pulsating Greek fire	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	gravedigger's scorching medical-grade ruddy ox-head shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	spinning lard-coated frightening mansplainer's arcane researcher's dented scepter of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	twirling fireproof careful personal trainer's slick strapping very pointy crown	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	inspector's personal trainer's groovy battle broom of wisdom of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	huge Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	dangerous dance instructor's Newton's carpe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	family-friendly knitted frosty Jim Carey's codpiece	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	ghostly blue Annie Oakley's resourceful troutsers of Tarzan of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	wobbly chilly Jim Carey's therapeutic Samson's bass clarinet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	stanky manspreader's occult brawny fish hatchet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	greasy scorching supercharged groovy tunac	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	ghostly purple fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	galvanized ionized ghostly wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	drinkable bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	4	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	colloidal high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	green brawny fishin' hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	bouncing Newton's sonar fishfinder	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	pulsating meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	spoiled immense pulsating gallon of milk	10	crappy	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	fuchsia daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	lime green infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	huge First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	pulsating ribald nippy First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	bland ghostly star salad	3	decent	
9031	shaking purple Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	jumbo spoiled gray bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	5	crappy	
9033	ghostly mirror Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	rotten miniature browser cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic hacked gibson	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	huge ribald Source shades	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	blinking missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	green Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	pulsating Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	twirling Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	skewed Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	squat Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	wobbly Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	tumbling Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	teal Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	mirror Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	huge Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	olive Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	fuchsia shaking pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	dog trainer's sharpshooter's educational boxer's plastic detective badge	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	careful crafty educational bronze detective badge of bravery	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	mirror ribald foul-smelling detective badge of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	occult detective badge of the brute of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	jittery mirror cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	ghostly aromatic detective roscoe of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	super-nitrogenated shoe gum	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	lard-coated Jack Frost's noir fedora of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	blurry trench coat of incineration of doom of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	triple-distilled acceptable Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	10	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	fancy moldy teal hardboiled egg	3	crappy	Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	yellow detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	flame-retardant knitted sharpshooter's groovy smooth protonic accelerator pack of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	wobbly bouncing almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	Adventurer bobblehead of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	ghostly psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	sage bindle of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	fuchsia chilly fleshy lump of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	twirling smoldering bagel punch of the dark arts of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	jittery aromatic greasy ghostly reins	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	derringer of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	stiffened Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	stanky sharpshooter's energetic Spookyraven signet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	family-friendly nasty tie-dyed fannypack	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	shellacked Samson's burnt snowpants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	nippy standards and practices guide	0		Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	bouncing Jeselnik's therapeutic steel-toed Carpathian longsword	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	Tesla veiny Liam's mail of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	scandalous Newton's Unfortunato's foolscap of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	wool Wrist-Boy	0		Cold Resistance: +1
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	tumbling Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	polymerized Vulcanized squat Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 60
9108	squat lead umbrella	0		
9109	extra-cold-filtered twirling maroon upside-down Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 38
9110	magnetized quadruple-modified olive Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 68
9111	anodized polarized aerosolized Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 16
9112	super-adjusted EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 18
9113	altered mirror Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 47
9114	altered boiled red The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 29
9115	activated pickled double-chilled maroon wobbly Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 31
9116	blinking mirror time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	ruddy repaid diaper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
9118	squat Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	lousy Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	purple lightning-fast Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	mirror Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	cyan shaking narrow baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	red droppable microphone	0		
9126	acceptable unidentified drink	4	good	
9127	wicked smooth KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +5
9128	censurious hardy groovy discarded swimming trunks	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
9129	adjusted non-quantum quantum diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 56
9130	dry fuchsia charisma potion	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 17
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	quilted smartaleck's pistol	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	decent half-sized leftover pasty	2	good	
9135	extra-dry bad very whiskey	5	decent	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	shaking li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	ghostly li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	pulsating li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	pickled alkaline mirror gray hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	anodized enhanced Prunets	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 49
9148	spinning blue Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	cold-filtered ionized invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	moist frozen invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	yummy low-calorie raw sweet potato	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	gigantic stale raw beans	7	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	big decent raw stuffing	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	small special flavorless raw cranberry sauce	2	decent	Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	rotten thick raw turkey	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	rotten huge bouncing raw mincemeat	10	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	diet flavorless tumbling raw potato	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	half-sized stale raw gravy	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	toothsome bite-sized raw bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	yellow Sinatra's mini-marshmallow dispenser of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	coward's vibrating baleful glass casserole dish	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	skewed lime green stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	cyan curative can opener of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	pickled turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	reassuring weightlifter's glass pie plate	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	electrified steel-toed potato masher	0		Damage Reduction: 9, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bouncing bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	adequate jumbo sweet potatoes	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	decent bean casserole	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	stale half-sized baked stuffing	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	flavorless huge cranberry cylinder	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	adequate wobbly thanksgiving turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	spoiled mince pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	rotten tumbling mashed potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	bland half-sized warm gravy	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	flavorless tiny bread roll	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	stale snack-sized mirror leftovers	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	flavorless leftovers sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	jittery red skewed cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	jittery megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	yellow pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	wobbly skewed cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	red eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	adjusted eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	weak bad eldritch extract	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	frosty Fonzie's Official Council Aide Pin	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	watered-down aged skewed eldritch distillate	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	compressed ghostly eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	Science Notebook of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
9197	bouncing Jeselnik's eldritch hat of the cheetah of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: 160, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	toasty Oprah's eldritch pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	perfectly mixed eldritch elixir	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	executive avaricious Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Meat Drop: 70, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	shaking cyan lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	prompt ball and chain	0		Adventures: +3, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	manspreader's gingerbread tophat	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	squat ruddy gingerbread waistcoat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	medical-grade gingerbread trousers	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	ribald Jack Frost's chaotic candy dress shoes	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	zippy Annie Oakley's candy necktie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	fireproof foul-smelling chocolate pocketwatch of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	upside-down gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	gray sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	moldy purple animal part cracker	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	mediocre gingerbread wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	huge spoiled gingerbread mug	10	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	green aromatic gingerbread mask	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	pulsating scandalous manspreader's brainy gingerservo	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	boiled double-activated tainted icing	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	manspreader's gingerbeard	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	olive smartaleck's gingerbread hoodie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	rock-hard gingerbread pistol of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	marzipan briefcase of the detective of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	upside-down nippy creme brulee torch	0		Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	cool candy crowbar	0		Moxie: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	jittery occult sinister candy screwdriver	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pumpkin spice candle of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	deionized energized gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	pulsating wobbly Rosewater's gingerbread gavel of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	bouncing gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	weak tolerable blinking ginger beer	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	squat spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	nitrogenated ionized upside-down yellow twirling industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	corrupted blurry ghostly fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	bad fancy high-end ginger wine	3	decent	Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	ghostly plastic bad vibe of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	pulsating wholesome plastic angry vikings	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	narrow plastic Your Brain of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	olive jittery shaking plastic Krampus	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	modified Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	improved moist Inner Strength	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	non-improved Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	spoiled spiritual candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	hand-crafted weak huge spiritual eggnog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	tasty spinning spiritual fruitcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	tiny enchanted toothsome spiritual gingerbread	1	awesome	Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	gray My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	spinning Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	shaking teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	Vulcanized extra-liquefied yellow shaking rock candy	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	normal green-iced sweet roll	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	shaking chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	tumbling chakra sludge	0		
9272	spinning negative lump	0		
9273	bouncing fortified Socratic Third Eye	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's Krampus Horn	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	small adequate hambrosier	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	delicious red chakra-mental wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	cold-filtered wet wobbly tumbling chakra malt	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	delicious Black Angus blackburger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	fortified fancy tolerable brandy	5	good	Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	quadruple-anodized warmed quadruple-warmed squat potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	razor-sharp sage bad vibroknife	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	yellow miser's strapping crystal belt buckle	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	teal hardened saffron antaravasaka of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	grievous saffron uttarasanga of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	shaking mirror eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	executive quilted Uncle Crimbo's hat of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	moldy Eldritch snap	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	dehydrated hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	compressed jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	distilled jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	mixed blinking tumbling sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	powdered stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	adequate toast with hot jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	snack-sized stale toast with jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	adequate toast with jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	adequate small special toast with sleaze jelly	2	good	Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	decent bite-sized toast with stench jelly	1	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	cyan space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	blinking pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	upside-down jittery Jeselnik's wax hand of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	foul-smelling forbidden candle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	stale small wax pancake	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	ghostly lime green prompt fortified wax face	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	drinkable wax booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	purple glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	compressed twirling red sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	adequate spinning sea truffle	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	tumbling crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	spinning Usain Bolt's recovered cufflinks	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	twirling heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	deionized LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	polymerized spinning LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	chilled energized yellow LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	nasty hardy LOV Eardigan of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	bouncing beefcake's LOV Epaulettes of mayonnaise of the detective	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	huge spinning stiffened Newton's LOV Earrings of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	shaking LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	compressed lime green twirling LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	greasy LOV Elephant	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	resourceful eldritch scanner	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	pickled irradiated eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	frosty manspreader's arcane researcher's eldritch hammer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	special spoiled immense eldritch mushroom	7	crappy	Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	miniature normal eldritch mushroom pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	twirling eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	blue eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	oxidized huge eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	red HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	wobbly olive Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	huge Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	red discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	huge elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	tumbling bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	jittery lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	huge bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	pulsating baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	fuchsia pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	twirling slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	pulsating imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	smooth literal grasshopper	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	practically non-alcoholic artisanal double entendre	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	aged fancy Phlegethon	4	awesome	Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	artisanal extra-dry spinning Siberian sunrise	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	strong artisanal spinning mentholated wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	enchanted perfectly mixed fortified low tide martini	5	EPIC	Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	watered-down lousy shroomtini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	delicious practically non-alcoholic blinking red morning dew	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	special hand-crafted whiskey squeeze	3	EPIC	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	artisanal great fashioned	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	aged spinning Gnomish sagngria	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	perfectly mixed vodka stinger	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	spirit-forward mediocre extremely slippery nipple	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	acceptable blurry piscatini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	tolerable Churchill	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	perfectly mixed extra-dry soilzerac	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	weak perfectly mixed skewed skewed bouncing London frog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	watered-down perfectly mixed nothingtini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	perfectly mixed boozy twirling olive eighth plague	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	weak drinkable shaking single entendre	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	smooth practically non-alcoholic upside-down reverse Tantalus	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	triple-distilled artisanal elemental caipiroska	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	hand-crafted Feliz Navidad	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	distilled hand-crafted green blinking Bloody Nora	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	perfectly mixed moreltini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	practically non-alcoholic tolerable hell in a bucket	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	bad spinning Newark	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	tolerable R'lyeh	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Gnollish sangria	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	perfectly mixed vodka barracuda	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Mysterious Island iced tea	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	artisanal twirling drive-by shooting	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	distilled tolerable gunner's daughter	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	lousy watered-down special fuchsia dirt julep	2	decent	Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	distilled bad Simepore slime	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	drinkable Phil Collins	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	huge toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	wobbly filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	tumbling rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	green Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	massive adequate mirror edible alien plant bit	7	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	spinning alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	olive fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	denatured bouncing blinking alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	stale super-sized alien meat	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	dehydrated alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	cyan alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	electrified alien medicine	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	normal alien salad	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	aged tumbling alien booze	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	family-friendly wizardly alien mask of doom	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	avaricious wholesome alien spear of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	Temple Grandin's razor-sharp alien blowgun of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	upside-down stanky Socratic alien loincloth of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	electrified studded alien totem of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	mansplainer's hale padded alien necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	upside-down spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	prompt resourceful spants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	healthy banded spant shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	flame-wreathed cool spant shoulderpads	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	Samson's smooth spant backplate	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	flame-retardant lion tamer's spant spear	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	shaking murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	frozen modified red murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	resourceful wicked Sinatra's murderbot mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	pressed quadruple-modified ghostly murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	supercharged personal trainer's murderbot whip	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	spinning personal trainer's murderbot plasma rifle of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	fuchsia Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	tumbling Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	twirling Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	skewed upside-down Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	toothsome snack-sized Aldebaran sardines	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	fancy tolerable strong Centauri fish wine	5	good	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	modified upside-down maroon oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	squat boxer's Spacegate scientist's insignia of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	reassuring Rosewater's Spacegate military insignia	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	spinning Spacegate diplomat's insignia of the empath of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	mirror Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	gray Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	immense decent alien sandwich	9	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	colloidal tumbling mirror lime green jittery Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 31
9477	narrow Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	liquefied Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	deionized cold-filtered Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	wet unsweetened Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	vacuum-sealed Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	ionized moist deionized Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	triple-activated non-magnetized wobbly Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	colloidal ghostly Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	normal huge fuchsia narrow Affirmation Cookie	9	good	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	skewed License To Kill	0		
9488	jittery Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	ghostly Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	tarnished tarnished Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 42
9491	jittery Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	ghostly suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	razor-sharp Herculean Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	mediocre basic martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	special delicious improved martini	3	awesome	Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	smooth fortified splendid martini	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	spinning exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	mirror gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	miser's toasty therapeutic plastic gundam	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	huge License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	cyan Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	upside-down L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	big spoiled meteoreo	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	artisanal weak jittery meadeorite	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	rosy-cheeked meteortarboard of the empath of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	ribald gravedigger's meteorite guard of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	greasy meteorb of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	forbidden asteroid belt of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	coward's energetic arcane researcher's meteorthopedic shoes	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	stanky weightlifter's shooting morning star of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	gray corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	pulsating narrow genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	resourceful blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	tumbling pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	bouncing pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	jittery pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	spinning fuchsia pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	shaking fuchsia dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	skewed hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	twirling xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	skewed X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	narrow O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	perfectly mixed DUFRESNE Suds	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	zippy Van der Graaf mafia pinky ring	0		Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
9547	weak hand-crafted teal flask of port	2	EPIC	
9548	Jeselnik's contract enforcement stick of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25
9549	special flavorless Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	practically non-alcoholic mediocre jug of booze	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	alkaline ionized green pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	non-adjusted ionized temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	diluted ghostly glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	blurry pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	extra-warmed ionized new habit	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	pearl necklace of Leguizamo of extreme caution of courage	0		Monster Level: -5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	shaking amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	blue tumbling amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	lime green personal trainer's protection stick of Tarzan of the dark arts of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5
9563	triple-corrupted frozen roll of meat	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 13
9564	therapeutic wicked mafia thumb ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
9565	aerosolized dry cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	lion tamer's strapping mafia middle finger ring	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	red reassuring sizzling sharpshooter's experienced steel drivin' hammer	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
9568	maroon piece of steel	0		
9569	red skewed dangerous mafia pointer finger ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	olive banded worksite credentials	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
9571	huge reassuring studded negotiatin' hammer of the ox of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	squat pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	Newton's smooth mafia wedding ring	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
9576	shaking toasty mafia organizer badge	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	upside-down transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	thick stale twirling unfinished fruitcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	quantum and cracker	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	hand-crafted fortified neg grog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	snack-sized toothsome upside-down half double fruitcake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	low-calorie spoiled blue hushed puppy	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	bland muffled muffuletta	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	stale shushed potatoes	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	supercharged plastic mime functionary	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	boxer's plastic mime scientist	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	crafty plastic mime soldier	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	narrow blinking thinker's plastic mime executive	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	censurious plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	wobbly locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	magnetized wishbone	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	smooth Racisto Ruidoso	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	skewed earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	spoiled big bran muffin	5	crappy	
9598	thick stale blueberry muffin	5	decent	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	gray silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	mirror silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	spinning silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	skewed silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	olive squat silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	narrow silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	blurry silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	lime green silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	maroon silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	skewed blurry silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	upside-down bouncing silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	squat silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	twirling huge anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	blurry mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	artisanal stale cheer wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	huge bland stale Cheer-E-Os	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	spinning twirling blurry cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	nippy cheerful antler hat of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	medical-grade personal trainer's cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	blinking baleful personal trainer's cheerful pajama pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	gray shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	acceptable extra-dry executive mime flask	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	diet bland nega-mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	smooth weak bouncing jittery nega-mushroom wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	vacuum-sealed warmed Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	huge rotten mime army rations	7	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	hand-crafted blurry mime army wine	4	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	powdered mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	altered mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	miming beret of the wise owl of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	huge horrifying miming shirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	upside-down chilly slick miming corduroys	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	hale Socratic miming boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	ghostly arcane researcher's miming gloves of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	skewed donated candy	0		
9665	unsweetened frozen olive digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	spinning mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	perfumed mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	squat family-friendly mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	tumbling Newton's mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	gray mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	mansplainer's mime army infiltration glove of doom	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	tumbling kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	mirror fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	adequate blinking extra-toasted half sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	hand-crafted mulled hobo wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	lime green pulsating burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	stylish brainy burning paper hat of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	narrow miser's Sinatra's burning cape of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	banded studded sage burning paper slippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: 180, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	Temple Grandin's friendly occult burning paper jorts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	blinking twirling rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined friendly burning paper crane	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	huge January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	dance instructor's weightlifter's broken champagne bottle	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	tumbling electrified energetic tinsel tights	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	wad of used tape of dire peril of the detective of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	wobbly reassuring toasty forbidden silent nightlight of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	moist huge sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 19
9697	nitrogenated double-dry Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 18
9698	alkaline unsweetened hot button candy	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 34
9699	wobbly auspicious MacGyver's makeshift garbage shirt of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	narrow executive slick novelty monorail ticket	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	diluted wobbly twirling green pills	1		
9702	powdered green furry pill	1		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 15
9703	altered upside-down beefy pill	1		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 30
9704	distilled mirror excitement pill	1		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 30
9705	denatured narrow vitamin G pill	1		
9706	mixed lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 35
9707	dried narrow dieting pill	1		
9712	bouncing Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	upside-down How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	mirror Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	mirror maroon Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	blurry pulsating Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	squat prompt Lo Pan's genie's turbane	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	narrow mirror groovy genie's scimitar of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's genie's pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	skewed miser's supercool genie's bracers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	jittery prompt psychic's circlet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	lightning-fast psychic's crystal ball of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	purple Usain Bolt's Herculean psychic's pslacks	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	narrow yellow Da Vinci's psychic's amulet of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	decent fancy half-sized bouncing twirling heart-shaped candy whetstone	2	good	Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	special stale Swedish massage fish	4	decent	Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	lousy practically non-alcoholic fuchsia Third Base	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	perfectly mixed Bustle Hustler	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	adjusted Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	enhanced Bettie page	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	moist wobbly tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	flattened galvanized twirling pulsating heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	squat wobbly heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	skewed eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	teal Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	fuchsia wobbly Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	diffused activated warmed rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 46
9744	moist wet narrow jittery mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 30
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	warmed activated olive rhinestone	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 46
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	gray metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	manspreader's Team Avarice cap	0		Monster Level: +10
9755	upside-down tumbling groovy Team Sloth cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10
9756	shellacked Team Wrath cap	0		Damage Reduction: 7
9757	squat Tesla Mu cap	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	fuchsia Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	green Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	twirling Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	olive Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	narrow Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	huge Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	jittery Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	skewed Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	wobbly mirror blurry Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	skewed Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	upside-down Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	wobbly blurry Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	jittery Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	blue Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	red Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	ghostly Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	purple Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	purple Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	spinning Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	gray Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	purple Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	squat yellow Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	upside-down Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	spinning Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	jittery Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	skewed shaking Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	bouncing smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	vaporized magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	powdered brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	denatured glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	vaporized pulsating olive scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 30
9832	twisted pulsating pulsating pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 20
9833	boiled pulsating shaking lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	pickled narrow gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	energetic hardened banded FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	twirling Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	skewed spinning Sherlock's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	ghostly scandalous FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	twirling dog trainer's FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	green Sherlock's weightlifter's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: 30
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	twirling Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	blurry upside-down dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	ghostly poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	squat druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	ionized narrow universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	blue LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	spoiled blinking FantasyRealm turkey leg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	drinkable triple-distilled tumbling FantasyRealm mead	7	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	normal gigantic druidic s'more	7	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	modified sachet of powder	1		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	spirit-forward artisanal mourning wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	ghostly sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	maroon map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	tumbling map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	spinning upside-down map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	half-sized bland denastified haunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	perfectly mixed high-proof bad rum and good cola	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	magnetized colloidal huge Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	Oprah's quilted sage leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	gravedigger's crafty beefy Master Thief's utility belt	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	prompt thinker's Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	mirror reassuring MacGyver's sage Dragonscale breastplate	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	curative extremely unsafe savvy belt of Ogrekind	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	double-paned ruddy The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	wobbly hale arcane researcher's sage nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	ribald frightening the Archwizard's briefs of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	razor-sharp the Ley Incursion's waist of the brazier of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: 75, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	huge upside-down inspector's mansplainer's shield of the Skeleton Lord of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	upside-down nippy careful dangerous ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	perfumed nasty veiny scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	zippy Temple Grandin's wholesome deadfall branch of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
9894	teal Oprah's hardy slick Staff of Kitchen Royalty of temperance of the early riser	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	tolerable weak fancy two meat muck	2	good	Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
9899	decent snack-sized chocolate Ogre Chieftain	2	good	
9900	decent fancy small chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	2	good	Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 40
9901	adequate pulsating teal chocolate Spider Queen	3	good	
9902	weak smooth ghostly hipster cocktail	2	awesome	
9903	blurry God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	blurry God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	upside-down Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	upside-down A-Boo glue	0		
9913	purple skewed glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	bland big spinning good guava	5	decent	
9916	mediocre tumbling gin and ginger	3	decent	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	powdered purple narrow gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
9919	shaking SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	ghostly SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	mirror A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	unsweetened ionized boiled huge bouncing cyan Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	galvanized Vulcanized bouncing Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	twisted olive Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	wobbly Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	teal huge frightening mansplainer's clever Brutal brogues of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	MacGyver's resourceful energetic Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: 150, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	pulsating perfumed Jack Frost's mansplainer's wicked Nouveau nosering	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	boiled flattened nitrogenated blinking sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	chilled green boiling broth	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	dry oxidized pulsating interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	pulsating Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	tumbling Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	blue bouncing Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	wobbly frightening dog trainer's Annie Oakley's PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	fuchsia gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	drinkable Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	green neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	resourceful Rosewater's pentagram bandana	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	occult skull ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	blurry huge electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	spoiled half-sized PB&J with the crusts cut off	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	fuchsia jittery shaking squat dorky glasses of incineration of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	gray wool Newton's ponytail clip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	huge paint palette of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	twirling unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	powdered blue Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	bouncing upside-down censurious cosmetic football	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	baleful beefy shoe ad T-shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	supercool pump-up high-tops	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	frozen improved bouncing ghostly runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	mirror very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	Usain Bolt's noticeable pumps of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	hand-crafted everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	mirror van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	wool toasty denim jacket	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	hale ratty knitted cap of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	Sherlock's intimidating chainsaw of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	bad party beer bomb	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	stale diet sweet party mix	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	dehydrated party balloon	1		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	mirror smartaleck's party pants of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	double-paned party whip of the brazier of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	mediocre practically non-alcoholic TRIO cup of beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	stale gray party platter for one	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	diluted Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	fortified forbidden party crasher	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	twirling latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	&quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	blue absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	rosewater-soaked occult snakeskin thighboots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	tumbling blinking shellacked wicked snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	lime green bouncing Tesla snakeskin jacket of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	tumbling slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	shaking slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	electrified beefy slime waders of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	olive asbestos-lined greasy slime fedora of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	steel-toed grievous smartaleck's slime knuckles	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	frightening strapping government-issued slacks of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	skewed crafty Oprah's government-issued eyeshade of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	occult dance instructor's Sinatra's government-issued necktie	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	flame-wreathed banded mutant arm of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	stiffened mutant legs of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	skewed asbestos-lined supercharged forbidden mutant crown	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	adequate ghostly ectoplasm	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	bland	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	mediocre bottle of vodka	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	flavorless blurry pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	tolerable twirling martini	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	adequate snack-sized cherry pie	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	perfectly mixed fancy eggnog	3	EPIC	Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	decent Hell ramen	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	acceptable irresponsibly strong narrow gimlet	6	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	bad practically non-alcoholic twice-haunted screwdriver	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	toothsome diet candy cane	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	special acceptable runny fermented egg	3	good	Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	massive adequate huge oldcake	7	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	normal teal shaking traditional Crimbo cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	upside-down flame-retardant plastic wild beaver	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	MacGyver's plastic reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	shaking weightlifter's plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	extremely unsafe plastic orphan	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	experienced plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	careful baleful pristine walrus tusk	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	executive scandalous extremely unsafe Staff of Frozen Lard of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	small decent grilled mooseflank	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	miniature spoiled moosemeat pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	mirror skewed baleful balanced antler	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	dam of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	spirit-forward special aged beavermouth	5	awesome	Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	mediocre beaver punch (papaya)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	tolerable olive beaver punch (peach)	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	lousy beaver punch (cherry)	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	rock-hard studded Canadian lantern	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	Jack Frost's muskox-skin cap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	spoiled wobbly glass of raw eggs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	acceptable watered-down skewed red punch-drunk punch	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	modified body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	pulsating Jeselnik's bauxite beret	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	mirror crafty bauxite boxers	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	fuchsia spinning wizardly bauxite bow-tie	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	frightening rosy-cheeked wicked dangerous Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	blue sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	delicious narrow sausage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	ghostly avaricious horrifying red-hot sausage fork	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	olive bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	enchanted tolerable watered-down ghostly beer	2	good	Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	normal small yule gruel	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	triple-distilled acceptable hot watered rum	9	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	drinkable bottle of Crimbognac	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	decent Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	twisted huge Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	purple Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	ghostly twirling Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	jittery Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	inspector's frosty thinker's Crimbolex watch	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	huge Sherlock's wizardly hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +3, Item Drop: +25
10082	ghostly wicked chalk chlamys of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	beefcake's chalk chain of courage	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	mirror horrifying smooth chalk chalice	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	Jim Carey's medical-grade chalk chinos	0		Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	spinning medical-grade stiffened chalk chapeau	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	tumbling chalk choker of terror of bravery	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	dried chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	wet candy chalk	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 46
10090	mansplainer's beefy marble maebari	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	prompt greedy marble mantle	0		Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	Lo Pan's brawny marble magnet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	blurry upside-down scandalous smelly marble mignonette bowl	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	fireproof friendly marble medallion	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	dog trainer's shellacked marble mariachi hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	distilled mirror marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	galvanized Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 64
10098	red miser's banded punching bag	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	narrow dog trainer's hardened pith helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	boxer's poncho of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	censurious forbidden pendant	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	Jim Carey's studded palazzos	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	aromatic curative pseudoaccordion	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	mixed squat olive pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	oxidized warmed adjusted Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 61
10106	terra cotta truss of Tarzan of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	horrifying terra cotta trousers of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	skewed gravedigger's clever terra cotta tongs	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	blurry careful terra cotta train of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	bouncing squat Annie Oakley's grievous terra cotta tie tack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	Temple Grandin's Newton's terra cotta tambourine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	altered purple twirling mirror terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	energized nitrogenated terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 28
10114	censurious smooth velour voulge	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	Da Vinci's velour vambraces of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	maroon toasty velour veil of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	Jeselnik's manspreader's velour viscometer	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	spinning Jeselnik's velour valise of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	upside-down velour vaqueros of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	pickled spinning velour veneer	1		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	non-liquefied blurry Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 61
10122	scorching resourceful glass suspenders	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	maroon Lo Pan's glass shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	ghostly lion tamer's arcane researcher's glass stetson	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	upside-down therapeutic glass spectacles of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	narrow glass shiv of the storm of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	Temple Grandin's personal trainer's glass serape	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	boiled shaking glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	enhanced extra-frozen pulsating hard candy	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 15
10130	weightlifter's loofah lumberjack's hat of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	censurious grievous loofah lei	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	family-friendly healthy loofah lederhosen	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	blurry knitted hardy loofah ladle	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	loofah legwarmers of the glutton of Flo-Jo	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	greedy loofah lavalier of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	powdered loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	double-diffused olive chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 49
10138	fuchsia coward's medical-grade flagstone flag	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	hardy flagstone flail of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	mirror Lo Pan's flagstone flip-flops of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	greasy occult flagstone fez	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	twirling asbestos-lined stiffened flagstone fleece	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	manspreader's supercharged flagstone fringe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	diluted jittery skewed purple flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	chilled flattened Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 30
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	huge red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	bouncing Annie Oakley's cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	super-polarized improved shaking cyan tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	denatured narrow prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	hardy tailored vest	0		Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	frosty elf army poncho	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	adequate elf army field rations	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	twirling fortified boxer's discarded bowtie	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	acceptable triple-distilled martiny	9	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	corrupted licorice snake	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 60
10161	polymerized dry cold-filtered spinning virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 42
10162	quadruple-anodized pressed mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 51
10163	pickled government-issued candy	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 27
10164	nitrogenated diffused Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 35
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	ruddy Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	big rotten bloodstick	5	crappy	
10170	drinkable bottle of Sanguiovese	4	good	
10171	adequate actual blood sausage	3	good	
10172	mediocre mirror mulled blood	4	decent	
10173	bland tiny huge blood snowcone	1	decent	
10174	weak perfectly mixed Red Russian	2	super ultra EPIC	
10175	massive spoiled blood roll-up	8	crappy	
10176	acceptable high-proof mirror bottle of blood	7	good	
10177	spoiled big blood-soaked sponge cake	5	crappy	
10178	weak tolerable vampagne	2	good	
10179	flavorless plain snowcone	3	decent	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	narrow tumbling money bag	0		
10182	tumbling money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	blinking Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	cyan PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	bouncing perfumed Van der Graaf arcane researcher's PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	wobbly compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	yellow shaking skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	narrow Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	yellow Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	gray recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	flavorless crabsicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	drinkable wobbly bottle of dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	artisanal bottle of extra-dark rhum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	aged teal bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	dry jittery teal pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	resourceful veiny conquistador's breastplate	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	jittery Annie Oakley's pirate pantaloons of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	bouncing signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	blinking windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	narrow fuchsia Lo Pan's pirate radio ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	olive Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	immense stale pineapple slab	9	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	jumbo rotten hibiscus petal	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	vacuum-sealed huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	wobbly cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	pickled teal ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	bouncing Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	blurry Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	fuchsia Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	powdered teal pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	green spinning Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	ghostly plush sea serpent of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	small moldy pirate fork	2	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	bouncing ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	greasy piratical blunderbuss of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	tumbling nippy ruddy PirateRealm party hat of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	weak bad Island Landslide	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	tolerable Island Thunderstorm	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	perfectly mixed Island Hurricane	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	weak bad Skull Punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	watered-down lousy Electric Punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	delicious practically non-alcoholic ghostly Smuggler's Punch	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	mediocre Scorpion Bowl	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	watered-down aged Turtle Bowl	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	bad boozy skewed Cobra Bowl	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	perfumed foul-smelling beefcake's vampyric cloake of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	narrow plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	galvanized enhanced huge one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 36
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	fuchsia intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	Oprah's medical-grade strapping Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	zippy avaricious ribald lion tamer's Van der Graaf medical-grade rock-hard sinister arcane researcher's cool brainy hewn moon-rune spoon	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	ghostly Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	gray Sherlock's fortified Beach Comb of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	wobbly small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	squat pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	blinking hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	maroon etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	dry activated magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	modified triple-pressed cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	activated gray seashell	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	non-warmed wet gray seashell	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	deionized huge seashell	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	drinkable fortified bottle of sea wine	5	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	mixed blue kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	blue auspicious smelly nasty Lo Pan's wicked Socratic sage smooth driftwood hat of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: 50, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	Tesla Oprah's deadly dance instructor's thinker's driftwood pants of dire peril of horror of doom of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: 25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: 75, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	prompt inspector's hardy dangerous Newton's Samson's driftwood bracelet of the storm of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	mirror squat smartaleck's waders of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	double-paned scorching spearfish fishing spear of the early riser	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	purple dangerous rabbitfish fin of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	green twirling reassuring groovy pirate cutlass of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	lime green sharpshooter's healthy grievous tricorn hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	reassuring Annie Oakley's swash buckle of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	cyan gravedigger's nippy sage meteorite earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	tumbling avaricious mansplainer's Van der Graaf meteorite necklace	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	miser's Jack Frost's stiffened meteorite ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	activated bouncing narrow Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 11
10290	quantum quantum chilled chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 54
10291	nasty supercharged driftwood beach comb of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	lime green Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	vibrating savvy whittled tiara of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	teal blurry gravedigger's razor-sharp whittled shorts of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	skewed zippy crafty extremely unsafe whittled flail	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	perfumed lard-coated Sinatra's whittled wand	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	squat ghostly dog trainer's Jim Carey's deadly whittled flute	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	green twirling coward's steel-toed whittled bear figurine of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	frightening stylish weightlifter's whittled owl figurine	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	blinking lightning-fast quilted whittled fox figurine of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	Annie Oakley's hardened experienced brainy whittled walking stick	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	stale campfire hot dog	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	decent campfire baked potato	4	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	toothsome blinking campfire s'more	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	spoiled miniature teal campfire beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	moldy enchanted snack-sized campfire stew	2	crappy	Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	diffused leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 58
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	pulsating bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	olive campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	squat spinning signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	mirror low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	ghostly Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	spoiled space chowder	4	crappy	
10321	hand-crafted space wine	4	EPIC	
10322	wobbly mirror The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	blurry executive hardened dangerous Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +40, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	big flavorless purple bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	rotten flan del mar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	small spoiled blue wobbly Baja sopapilla	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	blurry plastic Mer-kin baker of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	ribald plastic sea elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	plastic yuleviathan of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	personal trainer's plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	smartaleck's plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	small rotten mana-coated yams	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	spoiled super-sized fancy pulsating mana-basted tofurkey leg	5	crappy	Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	flavorless mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	adequate big mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	5	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	magnetized enhanced altered huge upside-down wobbly patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	boiled blinking industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	modified tarnished unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	twisted spinning vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	pickled twirling a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	denatured enhanced organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	aged yellow boot flask	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	liquefied super-aerosolized wobbly infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	twisted blinking wobbly fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	adequate guffin	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	altered twirling Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	denatured fuchsia mirror twirling non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	chilled peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	moist upside-down Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	warmed blinking extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	lime green envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	distilled pulsating livid energy	1		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	distilled shaking beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	narrow asbestos-lined sinister oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	narrow cyan hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	huge peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	alkaline pulsating concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	liquefied colloidal liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	blurry map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	aromatic savvy Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	green The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	bouncing The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	pressed skewed blurry salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	spinning horrifying ribbon candy ascot of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	bouncing intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	anemoney clip of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	mirror runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	twisted super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	Jack Frost's supercharged icing poncho of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	gray Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	Vulcanized glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	bouncing Jeselnik's Mer-kin rollpin of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	ghostly personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	rotten bowl of mernudo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	perfectly mixed fishelada	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	bland ojo de pez burrito	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	jittery waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	green waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	narrow waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	squat waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	blue bouncing inspector's nutcracker hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	nutcracker waistcoat of the sewer of terror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	shaking nutcracker pants of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	squat rosewater-soaked knitted nutcracker boots	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	blurry nippy supercool nutcracker sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	mirror therapeutic personal trainer's nutcracker drumstick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	ghostly deadly nutcracker beard of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	mirror knitted nutcracker cape of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	sinister nutcracker epaulets of terror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	upside-down nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	fancy yummy salt plum	3	awesome	Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	gigantic toothsome and bean	7	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	miser's rosy-cheeked kelp-holly gun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	stiffened experienced Yuleviathan necklace	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	miser's peppermint spine of Flo-Jo	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	foul-smelling Jim Carey's soggy elf shoes	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	inspector's flame-retardant Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	nasty coward's kelp-holly drape	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	narrow perfumed extremely unsafe Staff of the Peppermint Twist of temperance of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	adequate tempura and bean	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	mediocre teal pulsating salt plum sake	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	aerosolized colloidal pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	adjusted adjusted upside-down pulsating almond	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 53
10429	super-altered cold-filtered handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	skewed nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	upside-down manspreader's quilted educational Retrospecs	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	wobbly blue mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	toasty beefcake's beefy Powerful Glove of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: 35, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	toasty razor-sharp groovy Drip harness	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5
10442	upside-down red dog trainer's drippy truncheon	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
10443	huge Driplet	0		
10444	shaking drippy snail shell	0		
10445	toothsome tiny drippy nugget	1	drippy	
10446	triple-distilled drinkable glass of drippy wine	7	drippy	
10447	decent squat drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	rotten drippy plum(?)	4	drippy	
10449	pulsating stanky drippy stake	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	blinking maroon drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	squat The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	bouncing super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	anodized nitrogenated anodized fizzy soda	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 25
10459	non-wet chilled tumbling healthy juice	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 12
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	squat fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	blinking work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	blue boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	skewed cape of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
10467	ghostly squat flame-wreathed back shell of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	tumbling Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	mirror bony back shell of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	unsweetened cold-filtered blooper ink	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 30
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	shaking shaking rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	shaking packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	bouncing free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	blinking plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	wobbly immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	ghostly colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	miniature decent special mushroom filet	2	good	Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	squat mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	compressed teal mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	hand-crafted enchanted narrow mushroom whiskey	4	EPIC	Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	narrow nippy sage mushroom cap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	Van der Graaf healthy groovy smooth mushroom shield	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	executive sinister mushroom pants of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	auspicious horrifying wicked mushroom badge of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	mirror yellow pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	energized piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	maroon huge plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	mirror sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	energetic kettle bell	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	jittery smartaleck's glued-together crystal ball	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	fortified martini dregs	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	flickering flashlight of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	occult crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	lime green gravedigger's outmoded fidget toy	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	friendly flimsy ski pole	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	discarded finger painting of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	wobbly huge pizza box of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	maroon miser's chipped coffee mug of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	bouncing stylish Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	ghostly lime green drippy grub	0		
10516	fuchsia drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	blurry green drippy salt	0		
10521	green drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	cyan drippy flux	0		
10524	tumbling drippy stein	0		
10525	weak aged drippy pilsner	2	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	red drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	mirror gory drippy orb of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	pulsating Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	sharpshooter's energetic Guzzlr tablet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	wobbly Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	huge Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	Oprah's Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	mediocre Ghiaccio Colada	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	delicious jittery upside-down Sourfinger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	tolerable practically non-alcoholic ghostly Nog-on-the-Cob	1	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	watered-down bad Steamboat	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	smooth watered-down Buttery Boy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	Sherlock's smooth clown car key	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	ghostly knitted vibrating batting cage key of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	sharpshooter's occult aqu&iacute; of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	spinning friendly Jim Carey's knob labinet key of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	censurious Annie Oakley's deadly weremoose key	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	blurry sizzling peg key	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	bouncing kekekey	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	lightning-fast rabbit's foot key	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	scandalous hardy knob shaft skate key	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	scorching toasty ice key of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: 30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	lime green Socratic anchovy can key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	prompt boxer's cactus key	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	knitted steel-toed f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	smelly sharpshooter's treasure chest key	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	shaking huge flame-retardant demonic key of the pedagogue of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	key sausage of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	groovy knob treasury key of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	bouncing bouncing clever grievous scrap key of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	narrow toasty Jack Frost's rose key	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	huge brainy music box key	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	olive narrow Lo Pan's beefcake's actual skeleton key	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	tumbling Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's Newton's deep-fried key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	purple discarded bike lock key of the cougar of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	ghostly Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	deionized marshroom	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 35
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	blinking Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	ghostly huge cyan drippy candy bar	0		
10576	energized deionized blue salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 28
10577	pressed enhanced writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 53
10578	pressed ghostly gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 58
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	huge packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	teal SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	fuchsia blinking Jim Carey's birch battery of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: 0, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	personal trainer's smooth ebony epee of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	narrow cyan experienced supercool weeping willow wand of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	upside-down shaking nasty Jack Frost's beechwood blowgun of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	blinking executive inspector's Sinatra's maple magnet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	gravedigger's supercharged studded hemlock helm	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	educational balsam barrel of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	dry redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	coward's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of James Dean of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	wobbly up-at-dawn lard-coated thinker's wormwood wedding ring of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	ert grey goo ring of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	chilled polymerized huge Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	vacuum-sealed jittery Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	pulsating cyan Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	toothsome diet upside-down Yeg's Motel pillow mint	1	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	liquefied denatured Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Tesla rock-hard Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	mirror Da Vinci's Yeg's Motel bathrobe of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	ghostly narrow hale Yeg's Motel slippers of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	teal tumbling Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	jittery uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	blinking nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	purple greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	gray pulsating chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	blurry onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	red onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	teal onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	jittery alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	upside-down alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	skewed jittery alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	lime green hardy Newton's experienced Cargo Cultist Shorts of incineration	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	blinking complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	weak aged flask of moonshine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	wool dangerous sea-worn candlestick of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	tumbling Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	ionized activated modified null-day exploit	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	lime green flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	toothsome half-sized huge chocolate chip muffin	2	awesome	
10644	wobbly Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	shaking Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	aerosolized ionized yellow fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	triple-ionized adjusted colloidal boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	liquefied magnetized narrow cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	wet pickled polymerized overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	nitrogenated irradiated hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	concentrated hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	gray smelly Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	supercharged Crimbo smile	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	thinker's SalesCo sample kit	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	cold-filtered double-quantum yellow candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	diffused anodized ionized spinning sugar	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	warmed multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	teal upside-down Sherlock's plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	pulsating plastic multi-level marketer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	gray skewed flame-wreathed plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	huge sizzling plastic Mirth	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	plastic Penny of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	blinking overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	wobbly personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	mirror tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	fireproof neck wreath	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	resourceful shining star cap	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	knitted nativity shorts	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	dog trainer's smooth myrrh pouch	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	bouncing lion tamer's sinister frankincenser	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	fortified brainy gilded trumpet	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	extremely unsafe &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	upside-down wine carrier of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	chilly candy bucket	0		Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	extra-alkaline anodized purple prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	dry imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	pickled wet purple hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	tumbling Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	squat booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	bouncing booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	tumbling candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	blinking friendly sage fruit bat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	skewed Sinatra's tinsel orb of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	jittery veiny snowpack of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	Tesla Socratic Satan hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	studded Crimbo stockings of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	dangerous poncho de azucar	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	blurry The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	yellow twirling tumbling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	green The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	olive The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	fuchsia The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	toothsome miniature and pepper (stale)	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	weak mediocre cranberry margarita (brackish)	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	red fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	blinking nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	hand-crafted bouncing barrel-aged eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	tasty lime green hand-crafted candy cane	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	enchanted stale diet drive-thru burger	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	aged blinking bouncing Boulevardier cocktail	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	diffused electrified red Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	stale half-sized skewed bowl full of jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	practically non-alcoholic delicious Eye and a Twist	1	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	boiled pulsating Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	mirror packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	jittery crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	maroon jittery fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	pulsating spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	spinning power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	skewed potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	enhanced pulsating battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	deionized enhanced spinning battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	quadruple-tarnished skewed battery (D)	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	aerosolized wobbly battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	alkaline bouncing battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	aerosolized shaking battery (car)	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	hand-crafted mirror marshmallow bomb	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	twirling shaking packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	chilled skewed short beer	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	tarnished aerosolized liquefied skewed short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	corrupted vacuum-sealed jittery short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	moist short glass of water	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	colloidal polarized short	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	blurry quantum of familiar	0		
10759	red Van der Graaf smartaleck's familiar scrapbook	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	lime green clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	prompt energetic padded fedora-mounted fountain	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	brainy beefy sombrero-mounted sparkler of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	shaking olive nasty steel-toed porkpie-mounted popper of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	normal super-sized red fire crackers	5	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	blurry Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	wobbly blinking inspector's Catherine Wheel of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	shaking razor-sharp rocket boots of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	scorching Herculean sparkler	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	narrow Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	concentrated activated Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	nitrogenated The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	extra-flattened blurry Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	adjusted warmed quantum Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	extra-enhanced vacuum-sealed Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	ghostly stanky Herculean extra-large utility candle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	gray coward's brawny runed taper candle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	skewed Annie Oakley's hardy Rosewater's novelty sparkling candle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	Jack Frost's arcane researcher's Abracandalabra	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	twirling asbestos-lined manspreader's extra-wide head candle	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	deionized pickled natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	quantum rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	unsweetened triple-cold-filtered banana candle	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	dry enhanced bouncing ear candle	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	vacuum-sealed non-frozen jittery votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	Van der Graaf water candle	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	flame-retardant B. L. A. R. T.	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	skewed maroon Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	twirling yellow literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	squat tumbling packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	baleful industrial fire extinguisher of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat of incineration of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	fuchsia narrow The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	wobbly squat packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	friendly Daylight Shavings Helmet of the wise owl of bravery	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	spinning eggwater	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	decent shaking bread man	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	spoiled pulsating squat maroon plain candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	decent flour cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	skewed frosty plastic food lab	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	sharpshooter's plastic nog lab	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	plastic chem lab of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	narrow foul-smelling plastic primary lab	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	plastic Cheer Core of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	jittery packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	skewed medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	olive greasy slick ice crown of the cougar	0		Moxie: 30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	lime green vibrating grievous jeans of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	mirror rosewater-soaked manspreader's ice wrap of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	diet decent tofu pop	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	spoiled bowl of prescription candy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	adequate blinking fishcake	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	big yummy bone broth	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	yummy snack-sized star pop	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	weak tolerable Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	weak drinkable Doc's Smartifying Wine	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	weak perfectly mixed Doc's Limbering Wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	twisted Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	compressed upside-down Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	denatured Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	twisted tumbling Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	extra-aerosolized squat anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	tarnished anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	colloidal anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	polarized irradiated red anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	unsweetened frozen upside-down anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	concentrated energized anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	hand-crafted squat Doc's Special Reserve Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	yummy thick bread pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	special irresponsibly strong hand-crafted clear Russian	10	EPIC	Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	twirling tumbling Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	red wobbly gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	zippy cozy scarf	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	flavorless shaking huge Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	double-polymerized fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	nippy third ear	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	yellow festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	huge cyan poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	ruddy peppermint-scented socks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	deadly depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	jittery synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	normal &quot;caramel&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	upside-down self-repairing earmuffs of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	carnivorous potted plant of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	fuchsia universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	mirror narrow scandalous yule hatchet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	decent huge fuchsia blurry lab-grown meat	7	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	gray pulsating arcane researcher's fleece	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	shaking boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	arcane researcher's pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	resourceful educational can of mixed everything of temperance	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	stale diet meatball	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	pulsating cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	blinking meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	distilled fried air	1		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	blue narrow 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	dried astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	curative occult magnifying glass of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	hand-crafted blinking void lager	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	normal void burger	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	spinning dog trainer's friendly void shard of the cougar of the brazier	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	narrow wobbly undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	spinning cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	sage combat lover's locket	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	ghostly grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	shaking trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	pulsating undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	huge auspicious studded Sinatra's unbreakable umbrella (broken) of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +10
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	aerosolized deionized emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	purple pulsating survival knife of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	upside-down Newton's crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	up-at-dawn headlamp	0		Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	toasty deadly thermal blanket of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	atlas of local maps of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	aerosolized spare battery	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	huge shaking space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	energized galvanized extra-vacuum-sealed twirling single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	pickled jittery gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	decent 20-lb can of rice and beans	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	half-sized decent expired MRE	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	normal cool mint precipice bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	moldy half-sized carrot cake precipice bar	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	wobbly The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	jittery Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	olive packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	blinking ribald sharpshooter's crafty June cleaver	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	hand-crafted spinning jittery Dad's brandy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	tumbling purple smelly teacher's pen of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	decent fire-roasted lake trout	3	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	tasty half-sized mirror guilty sprout	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	olive veiny mother's necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	adjusted trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	vacuum-sealed denatured savings bond	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	jittery designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	narrow designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	twisted sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	narrow stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	jittery lime green dinosaur scale	0		
10935	maroon pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	mirror Oprah's pterodactyl rifle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	shaking ghostly birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	squat dinosaur dart	0		
10941	quadruple-pickled pressed irradiated Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 36
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	extremely unsafe camouflage vest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	shaking avaricious flame-wreathed stylish awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30
10948	jittery padded reflective vest	0		Damage Absorption: +20
10949	smooth dinosaur	0		Moxie: +15
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	wobbly squat Fonzie's Jurassic Parka of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	warmed non-unsweetened autumn leaf	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	mediocre watered-down AutumnFest ale	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	smooth brainy autumn sweater-weather sweater of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	olive auspicious Oprah's wicked boxer's autumn debris shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	adequate half-sized autumn-spice donut	2	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	concentrated super-pressed autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	pulsating scorching Tesla autumn leaf pendant of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	boiled yellow tumbling autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	super-Vulcanized autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	artisanal red mirror Oopsie IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	skewed Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	bland ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	decent Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	normal roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	delicious immense St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	7	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	flavorless cyan upside-down Pete's wiley whey bar	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	small spoiled special twirling Pete's rich ricotta	2	crappy	Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	lousy watered-down fuchsia Boris's beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	bland enchanted ghostly shaking honey bun of Boris	3	decent	Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	stale cyan Boris's bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	twirling huge Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	mirror Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	spoiled baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	flavorless pulsating purple plain calzone	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	normal mirror roasted vegetable focaccia	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	bland super-sized teal Pizza of Legend	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	big flavorless Calzone of Legend	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	maroon Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	huge Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	blue Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	decent squat Deep Dish of Legend	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	ghostly deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	blinking drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	huge beefcake's prohie's hat	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	concentrated magnetized dry imported taffy	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	careful forbidden Charleston shoes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	asbestos-lined chilly rare oboe	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	skewed greasy shellacked bullet necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	adequate enchanted massive swamp haunch	6	good	Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	blurry gator shades of dire peril of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	twirling milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	practically non-alcoholic mediocre gray Charleston Choo-Choo	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	aged fortified Velvet Veil	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	high-proof mediocre Marltini	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	aged watered-down Strong, Silent Type	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	drinkable weak ghostly Mysterious Stranger	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	enchanted practically non-alcoholic aged green Champagne Shimmy	1	awesome	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	spinning Jim Carey's experienced ceramic cestus	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	maroon blurry fireproof nippy stylish ceramic centurion shield	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	scorching ceramic celery grater of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	twirling huge hardened Rosewater's ceramic celsiturometer of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	pulsating greedy baleful ceramic cerecloth belt of doom	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	gravedigger's ceramic cenobite's robe of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	altered jittery ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	concentrated energized bouncing extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 44
11028	chilly energetic arcane researcher's chiffon chevrons	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	ghostly electrified sage chiffon chapeau of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	gray flame-wreathed Sinatra's chiffon chamberpot of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	scorching steel-toed chiffon chemise of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	asbestos-lined educational chiffon chakram of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	pulsating shaking wool educational smooth chiffon chaps	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	vaporized blurry chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	alkaline squat chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 39
11036	decent skewed chocomotive	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	normal gray freightcake	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	watered-down mediocre green cabooze	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	miser's plastic passenger car	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	huge blurry grievous plastic dining car	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	skewed manspreader's razor-sharp plastic coal car	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	supercharged plastic locomotive	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	frozen Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 36
11051	flattened chilled green Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 23
11052	triple-vacuum-sealed wet non-frozen tumbling spinning Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 60
11053	warmed Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 65
11054	frozen alkaline blue Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 53
11055	diffused huge Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 47
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	Trainbot harness of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11059	blinking ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	scandalous curative head-mounted Trainbot of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	cyan toasty crafty leg-mounted Trainbots of terror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	flame-wreathed therapeutic shoulder-mounted Trainbot of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	blinking cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	perfectly mixed dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	4	EPIC	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	normal honey-drenched ham slice	4	good	
11071	artisanal practically non-alcoholic mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	1	EPIC	
11072	spoiled jumbo Crimbo food scraps	5	crappy	
11073	maroon arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	mirror Trainbot slag	0		
11077	red tumbling industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	huge bland steamed oyster	10	decent	
11079	pulsating really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	skewed skewed steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	twirling twirling crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	hand-crafted spirit-forward Crimbosmopolitan	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	thick yummy blue Crimbo dinner	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	tumbling The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	upside-down unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	cyan half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	yellow grubby wool	0		
11092	miser's ribald quilted grubby wool hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
11093	blurry family-friendly arcane researcher's grubby wool scarf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11094	bouncing dance instructor's grubby wool trousers of vim and vigor of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20
11095	avaricious medical-grade banded grubby wool gloves of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	delicious bouncing blinking nice warm beer	4	awesome	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	blurry Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	denatured tumbling fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	ghostly lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	narrow hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	fancy moldy spinning pixel bread	3	crappy	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 35
11113	smooth pixel whiskey	3	awesome	
11114	skewed pixel rock	0		
11115	twirling S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	chilled glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	quadruple-ionized teal mushroom	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	pressed polymerized green five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	delicious super good fruit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	twisted energized spores	1		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	pulsating energetic hot pepper of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	pickled blinking out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	warmed fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	moist flapper fly	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	practically non-alcoholic aged shot of wasp venom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	anodized altered olive filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	deionized super-pressed nitrogenated shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	Vulcanized unsweetened pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	flattened concentrated shaking olive shaking pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	blinking hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	pressed triple-irradiated angry agate	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	nitrogenated nitrogenated shaking lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	flavorless big shadow sausage	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	stanky Van der Graaf shadow skin	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	Vulcanized super-frozen corrupted shadow flame	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	stale small shadow bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	spinning shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	drinkable shadow fluid	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	bouncing lime green shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	red blinking shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	huge shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	perfectly mixed shadow venom	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	twisted wobbly shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	squat razor-sharp weightlifter's shadow stick of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	blinking manspreader's Da Vinci's bat paw	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +10
11148	sharpshooter's uncursed bat paw	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
11149	mirror twirling inspector's stanky goblin cape of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
11150	twirling red uncursed goblin cape of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11151	gray Fonzie's dragon wishbone of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20
11152	chilly uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Cold Damage: +5
11153	blinking knitted stanky educational stats of dire peril	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
11154	uncursed stats of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11155	banded groovy arcane orb	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
11156	uncursed arcane orb of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
11157	pulsating reassuring machete	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
11158	healthy uncursed machete	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
11159	ghostly blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	hale brawny weightlifter's medallion	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20
11162	energetic uncursed medallion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
11163	upside-down Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	pulsating Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	tumbling Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	pulsating shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	huge closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	wobbly blurry closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	bouncing shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	blurry Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	Usain Bolt's shadow chef's hat of the wise owl of temperance	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	scandalous sizzling baleful shadow trousers	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	skewed stiffened shadow hammer of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	fireproof banded shadow monocle of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	normal shadow hot dog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	bad shadow martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	compressed huge shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	wobbly monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	oxidized shadow candy	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 55
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	shaking replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	yellow replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	green replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	squat dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	narrow replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	blinking replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	blinking dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	ruddy sinister replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	blurry bouncing inspector's curative arcane researcher's replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	manspreader's ruddy replica navel ring of navel gazing of the pedagogue of chilblains	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	bouncing fireproof smelly replica V for Vivala mask	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	purple blurry censurious quilted replica haiku katana of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	up-at-dawn censurious Herculean replica Elvish sunglasses of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	huge skewed cyan replica stone sphere	0		
11209	narrow twirling scandalous slick replica Greatest American Pants of the empath	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	lard-coated nippy replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
11212	shaking Van der Graaf razor-sharp replica Operation Patriot Shield of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	frightening weightlifter's replica plastic vampire fangs of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	studded replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	twirling replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling Cincho de Mayo of the brute of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	green dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	narrow replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	teal replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	gray replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	upside-down replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	twirling replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	wobbly replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	pulsating replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	Fonzie's Newton's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	fuchsia clever Sinatra's brawny replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
11242	spinning lightning-fast miser's Jim Carey's MacGyver's baleful smartaleck's boxer's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of incineration of courage of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	inspector's lion tamer's grievous replica Powerful Glove of wisdom of courage	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	Sherlock's nasty Temple Grandin's savvy replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25
11246	spinning prompt Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf slick replica industrial fire extinguisher of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	bouncing replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	careful Tesla replica Jurassic Parka	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	maroon replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	huge replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	double-paned knitted hardened personal trainer's replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: 8, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	blue Usain Bolt's flame-retardant stanky stiffened &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the pedagogue of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	gray hardened studded pro skateboard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	blinking Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	green Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	red ghostly Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	bouncing Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	savvy Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	squat twirling MacGyver's Socratic smartaleck's beefcake's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	bouncing Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	cold-filtered spinning scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	teal upside-down Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	modified bouncing scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	upside-down Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed blurry Sexy Cosmo	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	squat Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	shellacked deadly groovy red-soled high heels	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	jumbo normal cyburger	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	ncle leg of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
11287	grievous rutabuga bag of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50
11288	beefy mesquito proboscis	0		Muscle: +10
11289	shaking stylish senate fly thorax	0		Moxie: +25
11290	pressed pulsating ghostly bug juice	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 35
11291	prompt spider leg	0		Adventures: +3
11292	clever beetle antenna	0		Maximum MP: +20
11293	slick mantis skull	0		Moxie: +10
11294	magnetized quadruple-altered chitin powder	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 49
11295	yellow avaricious censurious daddy shortlegs leg	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30
11296	pulsating occult brawny birdybug antenna	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25
11297	zippy weightlifter's kilopede skull	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +20
11298	enhanced fuchsia haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 68
11299	double-ionized chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 16
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	skewed claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	upside-down replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	jittery boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	super-sized normal watermelon	5	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	blurry watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	narrow thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	yummy squat shaking waffle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	thinker's cat o' nine teeth of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	skewed toasty rock-hard tooth cap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	huge toothy trousers of mayonnaise of courage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	spoiled banana split	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	blurry Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	bouncing medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	tolerable jittery bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	forbidden brainy baywatch of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	fuchsia Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	twisted blinking concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 50
11329	dried wobbly meat	1		
11330	modified huge bouncing sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 30
11331	compressed hardening cream	1		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 20
11332	dried shaking green pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 30
11333	wobbly book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	alkaline sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 46
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	gray inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	blurry grievous rake	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	narrow forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	mirror lime green day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	rosewater-soaked autumnal aegis of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	non-vacuum-sealed double-adjusted distilled resin	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	mirror wobbly lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	upside-down tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	olive tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	wobbly huge crafty impromptu torch of courage	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	auspicious fig leaf of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	nippy smoldering drape of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	Jeselnik's foul-smelling clever energetic boxer's leaf crown of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	special spoiled narrow leafy browns	3	crappy	Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	tarnished autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	moist adjusted coping juice	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	frosty chilly candy cane sword cane of the pedagogue of the storm of doom	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	jittery gray wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	fuchsia Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	huge security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	tumbling Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	mirror Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	low-calorie stale pickled bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	half-sized adequate enchanted salted mutton	2	good	Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	spoiled corned beet	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	miniature spoiled peppermint donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	friendly Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	sage Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	perfectly mixed squat Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	fuchsia Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	skewed Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	spinning double-paned forbidden wicked Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	careful Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	pulsating squat Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	olive Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	skewed foul-smelling Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	triple-oxidized Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	banded Elf Guard officer's sidearm of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	dangerous Elf Guard insignia (general) of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	artisanal Crimbow Rainbo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	green Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	wobbly foul-smelling brawny Elf Guard broom	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	gravedigger's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	lime green Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	lousy squat old-school pirate grog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	miniature moldy grog nuts	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	quilted slick sawed-off blunderbuss of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	enchanted perfectly mixed distilled cyan officer's nog	5	EPIC	Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	narrow peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	flavorless miniature sundae ration	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	moldy peppermint tack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	shaking Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	big adequate mirror whalesteak	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	teal fireproof sharpshooter's hale whalegun	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	shaking Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	friendly educational Elf Guard clipboard of the blizzard	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	savvy pegfinger	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	acceptable skewed and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	twirling narrow Elf Guard and beret of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	resourceful hale shipwright's hammer of horror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	mirror spinning nippy clever gunwale of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	wobbly censurious lard-coated Kelflar vest of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	non-enhanced alkaline whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	brainy Crimbuccaneer runebone of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	red cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	squat olive scorching Elf Guard mouthknife of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	Herculean slick Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Da Vinci's Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	red auspicious nippy massive wrench of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	Fonzie's brown pirate pants of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	wobbly The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	shaking punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	Lo Pan's Annie Oakley's resourceful Herculean Elf dessert spoon of the scaredy-cat of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	experienced Elf Guard SCUBA tank of the sewer	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	inspector's toasty free boots	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	upside-down baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	rosewater-soaked Fonzie's supercool Elvish underarmor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	scorching smooth Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	adequate massive green sugarplum ration	10	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	decent snack-sized gingerbread nylons	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	spoiled special snack-sized rum-soaked fruitcake	2	crappy	Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	miniature flavorless lime	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	adequate gingerbread pirate	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	fancy toothsome red fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	awesome	Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	drinkable weak mulled wine	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	artisanal weak blue Swedish coffee	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	acceptable bouncing canteen of eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	artisanal weak narrow hot wine	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	acceptable special Jamaican coffee	3	good	Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	tolerable teal flask of egggrog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	delicious distilled yule grog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	gigantic rotten enchanted wet tack	10	crappy	Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	super-sized flavorless fuchsia whalecake	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	greasy Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked gunwale whalegun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	perfectly mixed distilled twirling and claret	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	wobbly fuchsia huge trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	shaking dangerous Elf Guard squirtgun of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	squat chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	deadly sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	scandalous Jack Frost's wicked replica Elf Guard medal	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	purple Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	fuchsia prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	fireproof MacGyver's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	shaking My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	twirling executive Oprah's extremely unsafe barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	miser's deadly Sinatra's Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	bouncing maroon Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	spinning Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	blurry Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	ghostly The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	warmed squat military candy cane	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 59
11503	triple-flattened polymerized groggipop	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 21
11504	knitted lion tamer's moss mace	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	reassuring baleful moss megaphone	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	lion tamer's moss medal of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	squat Samson's moss mitre of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	blue chilly moss mantle of horror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	careful thinker's moss marlinspike	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -10, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	boiled blue moss mulch	1		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	moist modified green moss floss	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 27
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	squat adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	blurry adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	vaporized huge cyan adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	alkaline adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 20
11520	upside-down scorching extremely unsafe crepe paper phrygian cap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	flame-wreathed crepe paper parachute cape of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	blinking flame-wreathed sharpshooter's Sinatra's crepe paper pie clip	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	chilly clever supercool crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	squat hardened Herculean crepe paper plunge camisole of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	foul-smelling razor-sharp Samson's crepe paper polka charm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	twisted crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	magnetized quadruple-irradiated blurry crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 66
11528	Tesla petrified wood war pike of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	yellow spinning curative wholesome petrified wood waist protector	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	huge executive petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	ruddy petrified wood water purifier of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	purple skewed boxer's petrified wood whoopie panama of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	avaricious miser's petrified wood walking pants	0		Meat Drop: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	powdered bouncing petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	Vulcanized dry lime green petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 13
11536	tolerable special cybeer	4	good	Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	narrow ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	blurry googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	Samson's Crimbuccaneer war standard of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	fortified Elf Guard war standard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	rosewater-soaked energetic padded spring shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	quantum oxidized denatured cyan ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	polarized moist bouncing crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	shaking jittery smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	motion sensor of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	mirror mirror miser's Temple Grandin's Everfull Dart Holster	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	pulsating research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	yellow Sherlock's fireproof groovy sage Apriling band helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: 30, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	tumbling Usain Bolt's deadly arcane researcher's Apriling band saxophone of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	tumbling prompt sinister extremely unsafe Apriling band quad tom of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	zippy lard-coated coward's medical-grade Herculean Apriling band tuba	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	huge avaricious rosewater-soaked scandalous Jim Carey's experienced Apriling band staff of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: 10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	ghostly Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	flavorless yam	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	drinkable irresponsibly strong pulsating yam martini	8	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	mediocre sweet potato o' mine	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Southern yam	1	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	bad watered-down sweet potato punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	bland miniature yellow jittery Mayam spinach	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	bite-sized rotten yam and swiss	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	teal flame-wreathed chilly Newton's yam cannon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	miser's weightlifter's furry yam buckler of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	wicked smartaleck's yamtility belt of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	flavorless yam slider	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	jumbo normal spinning yam mayo	5	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	stale enchanted yam burrito	3	decent	Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	skewed aviator goggles	0		
11593	blue Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	spoiled mini kiwi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	lime green Rosewater's mini kiwi bikini of the bloodbag of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	watered-down drinkable maroon mini kiwitini	2	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	bouncing mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	lime green mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	smelly mini kiwi silicon tiepin of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	spoiled fancy mini kiwi digitized cookies	3	crappy	Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	perfectly mixed strong mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	quantum pulsating mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	electrified blue mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	cyan veiny mini kiwi whipping stick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	mini kiwi icepick of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	corrupted adjusted mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	skewed pulsating protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	censurious curative studded messenger bag RNA	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	normal tumbling bacteria bisque	3	good	
11619	flavorless ciliophora chowder	4	decent	
11620	thick normal cream of chloroplasts	5	good	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	narrow muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	skewed extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	green untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	miser's knitted MacGyver's tearaway pants of the pedagogue of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	narrow Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	artisanal Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	twirling bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	spinning Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	manspreader's blade of dismemberment	0		Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	bouncing narrow tumbling Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	squat bouncing Newton's brainy embers-only jacket of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	blurry huge cool bembershoot	0		Moxie: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	fancy moldy wheel of camembert	4	crappy	Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	spinning auspicious nippy hat of remembering of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 35, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	yellow blinking photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	mansplainer's Newton's bat wings of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	tumbling hardy monocle on a stick of terror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	ghostly miser's smelly plastic pipe	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	wool Jeselnik's fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	dog trainer's groovy bow tie	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	Usain Bolt's rosewater-soaked fake huge beard	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	upside-down asbestos-lined sizzling astronaut helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	rosewater-soaked steel-toed feather boa	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	red studded Sheriff badge of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	chaotic sharpshooter's Sheriff pistol	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	olive veiny Sheriff moustache of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	rock-hard experienced photo booth supply list	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	blurry tie-dye headband	0		
11674	adequate whirled peas	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	rotten peaza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	diluted cyan huge drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	altered Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	skewed quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	electrified gray pea brittle	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	practically non-alcoholic drinkable peasco	1	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	bland small piece of cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	bouncing TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	mirror clever cool deft pirate hook	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	squat pulsating strapping iron tricorn hat of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	friendly jolly roger flag	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	tumbling sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	mirror pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	hand-crafted weak tankard of spiced rum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	mediocre enchanted tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	governor's daughter's lace collar of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	tumbling pulsating steel-toed governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	foul-smelling governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	chili powder cutlass of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	thick delicious pulsating Aztec tamale	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	blue jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	rosewater-soaked groggles	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	up-at-dawn coward's silky pirate drawers	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	activated cyan bouncing ghostly peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	acceptable red hard cocoa	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	super-sized stale salmagumdi	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	plastic Easter Island Bunny of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	spinning sizzling plastic St. Patrick	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	educational plastic Colonel Brando of James Dean	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	wobbly Jeselnik's plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	blinking dangerous plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	blue Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	bouncing Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	shaking Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	bland squat coney haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	modified tumbling skewed dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	drinkable moai toai	3	good	
11725	skewed Jeselnik's stiffened moaiball	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	frozen non-modified blurry four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	narrow mansplainer's padded potato jacket of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	pulsating blurry Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	Sherlock's occult military orb	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	pickled rum ball	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 15
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	ruddy gravyskin hat of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	cyan gravyskin buckler of vim and vigor of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	gravyskin skirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	blurry foul-smelling Rosewater's gravyskin pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	quantum crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	flavorless jumbo blinking room scale bean casserole	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	purple fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	foul-smelling mansplainer's perfect Christmas scarf of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	mirror lard-coated snowman-enchanting tophat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	enhanced LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	Congressional Medal of Insanity of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +100, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	green pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	special practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Easter grasshopper	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	perfectly mixed Irish eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	tolerable upside-down canteen of jungle juice	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	lousy boozy turchucken	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	special tolerable mechanically-mulled cider	3	good	Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	enchanted distilled acceptable holiday trip around the world	5	good	Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	normal miniature spinning chocolate ostrich egg	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	normal spinning beef and cabbage	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	toothsome diet upside-down candy rations	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	tasty double-candied yams	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	rotten Christmas ham	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	low-calorie tasty holiday smorgasbord	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	skewed Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	narrow smooth bejazzled eyepatch	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	skewed Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	blurry Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	jittery How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	red huge How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	twirling Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	teal scorching crafty steel-toed egg gun of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	friendly chaotic curative Fonzie's army helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	jittery bouncing candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	flavorless diet Thanksgiving ration	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	drinkable Easter eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	distilled upside-down clovermint	1		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	inspector's horrifying chilly careful nylon Christmas stockings	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	extra-adjusted deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	narrow McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	resourceful Rosewater's McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	Herculean beefy McHugeLarge left pole of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	spinning greedy wholesome banded McHugeLarge right pole	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	energetic McHugeLarge left ski of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	McHugeLarge right ski of the ox of the cougar	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	denatured spinning eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	jittery brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	jittery datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	narrow dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	blurry dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	spinning dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	spinning dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	lime green dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	maroon malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	twirling server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	denatured tumbling psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	blurry dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	pulsating twirling STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	squat insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	jittery mirror geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	teal narrow virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	pulsating ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	extra-tarnished synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 25
11834	modified double-polymerized squat teal iDrops	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 32
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	tumbling cyan new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	spinning toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	narrow heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	upside-down phantom digit	0		
11841	huge foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	gray Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	squat stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	teal grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	wobbly rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	jittery carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	boiled skewed blinking scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	ghostly table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	lousy pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	dried teal phosphor traces	1		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	mirror crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	gray bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	vaporized cyan huge leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	rotten thick Heck ramen	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	jumbo moldy burrito	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	stale miniature narrow small beer brat	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	decent immense peach pie	9	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	moldy incredible mini-pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	mediocre Divine sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	weak tolerable tangarita sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	bad practically non-alcoholic gimlet sidecar	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	smooth vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	drinkable green prussian cathouse sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	perfectly mixed Mon Tiki sidecar	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	miser's April Shower Thoughts shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	bouncing maroon glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	yellow spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	polarized quadruple-liquefied wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	acceptable Three Sheets to the Wind	4	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	normal twirling pile of wet dates	4	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	toasty wet shower cap	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	lime green wet shower shoes of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	upside-down educational wet shower shorts	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	unsweetened blurry wet paper cup	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	Vulcanized wet paperback	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	auspicious wet shower radio	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	bouncing wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	educational birthday bloon	0		Experience: +1
11903	deionized jawwetter	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 14
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	rock-hard Peridot of Peril of chilblains of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	sage terrycloth turban	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
11907	maroon Usain Bolt's jockey's hat	0		Initiative: +80
11908	blue knitted sharpshooter's hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3
11909	extra-tight skullcap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
11910	jittery double-paned sturdy pith helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +5
11911	olive squat bishop's mitre of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
11912	wholesome tin foil hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
11913	arcane researcher's construction hardhat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
11914	olive gravedigger's imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10
11915	mirror spinning crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	maroon fortified stylish bycocket	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	blurry yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	pulsating asbestos-lined Jim Carey's Axis helmet	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
11925	aromatic Oprah's Axis fatigues	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
11926	huge executive studded Axis suspenders	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	narrow priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	frosty boxer's cool Allied Radio Backpack	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	jittery orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	ghostly confetti grenade	0		
11937	spoiled jumbo maroon blinking Skeleton Wars rations	5	crappy	
11938	delicious practically non-alcoholic skeleton war fuel can	1	awesome	
11939	wobbly skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	teal wobbly bouncing chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	huge twirling M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	blinking stanky Sinatra's Allied Forces insignia of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	maroon spinning handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	spinning Axis codebook	0		
11948	super-electrified upside-down twirling Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	bully badge of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	shaking coward's time cop top hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	boiled skewed mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	moldy half-sized upside-down toast with mixed berry jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	rotten cup of sugar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	moldy ghostly Susie's cupcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	mirror clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	savvy beefcake's the gun of the businessman	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	perfectly mixed wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	lime green MacGyver's undersea surveying goggles	0		Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	artisanal Ocean-Touched Rum	4	EPIC	
11964	pickled bouncing water-logged pill	1		
11965	adequate kelp puck	4	good	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	purple scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	wobbly scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	mirror waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	oxidized octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 33
11972	huge durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	red Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	blinking wobbly packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	gravedigger's dentadent	0		Spooky Damage: +10
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	ribald sizzling chilly curative experienced blood cubic zirconia of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	modified blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	lousy pheromone cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	decent fancy small yellow spinal tapas	2	good	Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	censurious wool banded shrunken head	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	tumbling stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	artisanal Smoking Pope	3	EPIC	
12053	moldy blurry prize turkey	4	crappy	
12054	dehydrated medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 40
12055	toothsome twirling full-sized pumpkin pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	perfectly mixed spinning vodka cranberry sauce	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	extra-chilled twirling yammed candy	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	normal treasure chestnut	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	perfectly mixed blinking red mulled butter rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	colloidal non-corrupted mirror cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	green Sherlock's plastic left skeleton arm	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	narrow sinister plastic left skeleton leg	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	tumbling occult plastic right skeleton arm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	gray arcane researcher's plastic right skeleton leg	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	narrow friendly plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	blue skewed zippy dog trainer's angelbone kilt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	angelbone totem of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	zippy angelbone chopsticks	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	rosy-cheeked angelbone mantle of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	horrifying angelbone dice	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	pulsating angelbone halo of dire peril of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	denatured angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	frozen ionized biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 37
12076	wobbly crafty devilbone helmet of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	devilbone greaves of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	jittery skewed auspicious lion tamer's devilbone shinguards	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	Temple Grandin's devilbone corset	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	devilbone flute of the empath of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	devilbone rosary of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	modified twirling devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	liquefied diffused Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 25
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	narrow burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	skewed narrow burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	Jack Frost's extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	bad ghostly Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	hand-crafted bottle of prize-winning rum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	lard-coated careful curative Santa-Slayer medal	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	colloidal polarized boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	double-colloidal boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	pickled boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	Sherlock's arcane researcher's Socratic smoldering vertebra	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	ghostly seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	skewed smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	veiny steel-toed hot boning knife of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	green blurry perfumed lion tamer's Annie Oakley's fistbone	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	Tesla stiffened burnt bone belt of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	gray scorched skull trophy of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	snack-sized adequate wing bone	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	special lousy weak skeleton venom	3	decent	Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	pickled twirling twirling baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	spinning plastic skeleton rib cage of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	dangerous plastic skeleton skull	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	plastic skeleton Crimbo hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	ribald supercool scorched skeleton mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	skewed perfumed scorched skeleton shirt of the glutton	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	jittery censurious scorched skeleton pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	bouncing gray buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	squat Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	skewed Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	blurry Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	Oprah's fireproof bonesaw of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	green reassuring beefcake's vermiculite shield	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	twirling Sherlock's ship's lantern	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	MacGyver's crafty heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Maximum MP: 110, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	super-sized flavorless traditional gingerloaf	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	hand-crafted weak upside-down Scotch and eggnog	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	polymerized shaking jittery shaking counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	delicious spinning &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	huge jittery The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	decent wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	quadruple-electrified double-polymerized gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 66
12179	flame-retardant chilly glimmering crystal	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	squat purple Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	wobbly loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	blurry boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	flattened energized adjusted blinking Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	improved Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	improved Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	upside-down lime green bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	smartaleck's cool and dress	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	upside-down hardy and dress of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	pressed boiled galvanized squat dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	toasty dinosaur bone club	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	dance instructor's dinosaur skull helmet of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	aromatic groovy dinosaur bone corset of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	perfectly mixed Pork Elf cough syrup	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	pulsating Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	decent rat pizza	4	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	scandalous hoverboard of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	fuchsia extremely unsafe Socratic left shark fin of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	razor-sharp fitness tracking bracelet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	compressed candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	super-sized rotten discarded hot dog	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	bad narrow most of a beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	cyan legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	super-sized adequate blinking maroon can of tuna	5	good	
12227	small flavorless spinning alien salad	2	decent	
12228	stale half-sized twirling tumbling ratbatatouille	2	decent	
12229	rotten snack-sized onigiri	2	crappy	
12230	adequate tiny blue crudit&eacute;s	1	good	
12231	decent sauced mutton	4	good	
12232	rotten hot honey ant	4	crappy	
12233	yummy small blue tomb aspic	2	awesome	
12234	normal later tots	3	good	
12235	decent Frutti di Scatoletta	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	diet delicious Pesto alla Marziano	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	jumbo decent Arrattabbattabiata	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	tasty jumbo Orzo di Riso	5	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	snack-sized yummy Pasta Grimavera	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	rotten Linguini Ubriacapa	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	normal tiny twirling cyan Formica e Pepe	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	fancy stale Tubetto Gelatto	3	decent	Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	moldy Gnocci Domani	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	jittery Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	blinking mega helmet	0		
12252	Usain Bolt's Space Soldier Helmet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +80
12253	normal olive premium turkey leg	4	good	
12254	spirit-forward bad styrofoam cup of mead	5	decent	
12255	knitted sword	0		Cold Resistance: +3
12256	extremely unsafe staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
12257	Jim Carey's lute	0		Monster Level: +25
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	padded dance instructor's weightlifter's The Wizard's Android	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +20
12261	gray flash paperwad	0		
12262	red juggling ball	0		
12263	manspreader's studded tactical jester's cap	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	shaking single-use sword	0		
12265	greedy flimsy plastic helmet	0		Meat Drop: +20
12266	Fonzie's flimsy plastic greaves	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
12267	clever flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Maximum MP: +20
12268	perfumed flimsy plastic shield	0		Stench Resistance: +5
12269	lime green packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	perfumed double-paned Portable Laughing Stock of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	spinning twirling smelly rosy-cheeked Staff of Anachronistic Churning of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10
12272	flavorless classic banana	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	spoiled gigantic mirror watermelon	8	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	flavorless quince	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	miniature delicious classic banana pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	ionized oxidized essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	pickled bouncing banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	smooth special Aesop Daiquiri	4	awesome	Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	artisanal Monkey Congress	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	normal special watermelon pie	3	good	Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	oxidized pulsating blinking concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	aerosolized blurry Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	weak perfectly mixed Melonegroni	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	hand-crafted Melonade Spritz	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	stale quince pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	unsweetened quince quaff	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	magnetized activated shaking Quickquince	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	lousy Quiskey Sour	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	delicious practically non-alcoholic Roth IPA	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	nasty padded underdraft protection	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	rotten enchanted soybean futures	4	crappy	Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	diffused colloidal upside-down housing bubble	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	unsweetened Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 11
12298	upside-down maroon resourceful quilted financial instrument	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	blurry censurious careful hedge fund clippers	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	executive selling shorts	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	shaking bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	spinning greedy brainy 401k ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	deionized aerosolized invisible hand	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	galvanized circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	super-ionized aerosolized polymerized tumbling mint	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	wobbly homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	twisted cyan toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	vaporized huge maroon intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	diluted narrow liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	spinning gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	upside-down cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	acceptable olive Malattia Becco Malbec	3	good	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	squat Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	shaking meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	lime green can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"