-1	lousy tumbling tumbling Petite Porter	4	decent	
-2	mediocre Scrawny Stout	3	decent	
-3	lousy Infinitesimal IPA	3	decent	
-4	high-proof delicious eggnogtini	9	awesome	
-5	mediocre watered-down jittery candycaine	2	decent	
-6	mediocre high-proof braincracker sweet	8	decent	
-16	mediocre mirror fermented honey	3	decent	
-17	lousy watered-down moons-shine	2	decent	
-18	triple-distilled tolerable gin	6	good	
-19	watered-down lousy ecto-nog	2	decent	
-20	lousy blinking skewed hot toady	3	decent	
-21	artisanal hot choculate	3	EPIC	
-49	delicious Cyder	3	awesome	
-50	mediocre twirling Oil Nog	4	decent	
-51	drinkable extra-dry Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	5	good	
-58	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic skewed Grimacider	1	EPIC	
-59	spirit-forward hand-crafted Isotope Nog	5	EPIC	
-60	fancy bad Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	decent	
-70	lousy fancy blurry Gin and Herring	4	decent	
-71	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Black and Tan and Red All Over	1	good	
-72	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Antarctic Ice Tea	1	EPIC	
-76	bad wobbly jittery CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	4	decent	
-77	tolerable gray CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	4	good	
-78	acceptable CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	4	good	
-82	tolerable Horseradish-infused Vodka	4	good	
-83	triple-distilled delicious Jerkitini	6	awesome	
-84	tolerable high-proof Desert Island Iced Tea	10	good	
-88	lousy Crimbo Saketini	4	decent	
-89	drinkable Crimboku Drop	3	good	
-90	high-proof drinkable squat Flaming Crimbo Log	10	good	
-107	weak acceptable Fortified Eggnog Slurry	2	good	
-108	acceptable twirling Hot Buttered Rum	3	good	
-109	artisanal Spicy Hot Chocolate	4	EPIC