1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	steel-toed helmet turtle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	manspreader's ravioli hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	disco mask of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	wobbly disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	green mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	altered fuchsia moxie weed	1		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 30
15	boiled strongness elixir	1		
16	twisted magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	bland special noodles	4	decent	Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 30
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	pulsating asparagus knife	0		Item Drop: +5
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	pulsating ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	pulsating really spider web	0		
29	pulsating skewed really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	padded Bjorn's Hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	gravedigger's Dolphin King's crown	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	flame-retardant Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Hot Resistance: +1
36	Knob Goblin tongs of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
37	viking helmet of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	beefy Knob Goblin pants	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	jittery casino pass	0		
41	acceptable bouncing ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	good	
42	spinning hermit permit	0		
43	gray worthless trinket	0		
44	huge worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	ghostly figurine	0		
47	normal thick hot buttered roll	5	good	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	moldy gigantic bowl of cottage cheese	7	crappy	
50	toasty Rock and Roll Legend	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Knob Goblin Uberpants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	bouncing stone banjo of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
54	Van der Graaf Disco Banjo of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	dog trainer's 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	jittery huge slingshot	0		
60	shellacked Mace of the Tortoise	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	stale fortune cookie	3	decent	
62	hardened oriole-feather headdress	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	lime green action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	spinning Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	squat twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	flame-retardant Pasta Spoon of Peril of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	spinning Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	stanky stakes	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
72	barskin hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	red barskin tent	0		
74	upside-down Temple map	0		
75	upside-down sapling	0		
76	maroon Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	wobbly nasty stick	0		Stench Damage: +5
78	brainy pretty bouquet	0		Mysticality: +5
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	mediocre weak ice-cold Willer	2	decent	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	purple unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	mirror sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	narrow pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	beefy basic meat sword	0		Muscle: +10
94	sharpshooter's basic meat pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	sharpshooter's basic meat helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	sizzling dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Hot Damage: +10
97	family-friendly resourceful pimpin' meat hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	narrow lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	squat chaotic personal trainer's staff	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
104	bouncing scarecrow	0		
105	thick normal bowl of charms	5	good	
106	ketchup	1	good	
107	catsup	1	crappy	
108	wobbly shaking stick	0		
109	red crossbow string	0		
110	pulsating smooth basic meat staff	0		Moxie: +15
111	basic meat crossbow of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
112	up-at-dawn stiffened meatloaf helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	stanky dripping meat sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
114	dripping meat staff of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
115	blurry friendly dripping meat crossbow	0		Familiar Weight: +3
116	spinning zippy vibrating Bugfinder Blade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +20
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	mirror spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	olive sprocket assembly	0		
122	lime green skewed cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	fuchsia Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	spinning Jim Carey's Gnollish autoplunger	0		Monster Level: +25
128	ghostly meat pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	smooth third-hand nunchaku	0		Moxie: +15
130	Van der Graaf eyepatch	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	blurry frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	blinking upside-down Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	bouncing sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	olive dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	jittery stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	shaking barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	mansplainer's eXtreme meat sword	0		Monster Level: +15
148	wool eXtreme meat staff	0		Cold Resistance: +1
149	gray eXtreme meat crossbow of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
150	toasty frosty Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	executive sinister Elder Turtle Shell	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	spinning spinning Annie Oakley's forbidden Colander of Em-er'il	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	spinning shaking Van der Graaf Ancient Saucehelm of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	squat wool Disco 'Fro Pick of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	gray greasy beefcake's El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	maroon huge Dramatic™ range	0		
158	yellow Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	purple wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	decent ghuol egg	4	good	
162	rotten half-sized ghuol egg quiche	2	crappy	
163	nasty skeleton bone	0		Stench Damage: +5
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	spoiled ghuol-ear kabob	3	crappy	
168	cool bone rattle	0		Moxie: +5
169	jittery red bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	decent special massive lihc eye pie	7	good	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 20
172	mirror gnoll lips	0		
173	yellow taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	flavorless uncooked chorizo	4	decent	
176	pulsating disembodied brain	0		
177	narrow brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	spoiled squat chorizo taco	3	crappy	
180	artisanal ice-cold fotie	3	EPIC	
181	shaking baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	gray pulsating fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	blurry blurry loose teeth	0		
188	upside-down wobbly bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	family-friendly batskin belt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
192	bouncing batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	huge avaricious Mr. Accessory	0		Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only
195	eXtreme nose ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
196	skewed disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	purple blinking greedy ring	0		Meat Drop: +20
200	jumbo bland rat appendix kabob	5	decent	
201	gigantic decent wobbly upside-down bat wing kabob	6	good	
202	bland huge carob chunks	3	decent	
203	pulsating herbs	0		
204	normal small green carob chunk cookies	2	good	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	ghostly piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	EPIC	
208	blurry patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	skewed twirling decorative fountain	0		
212	upside-down windchimes	0		
213	tumbling rock-hard Fonzie's filthy corduroys	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	rosewater-soaked filthy knitted dread sack	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	wobbly olive Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	rotten carob brownies	3	crappy	
217	bland upside-down blurry herb brownies	4	decent	
218	spinning hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	shaking red gnoll teeth	0		
221	gnoll-tooth necklace of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	spinning groovy phat turquoise bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +10
224	blurry skewed eyepatch of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	flavorless tofu casserole	4	decent	
226	dried shaking can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	
227	huge resourceful Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Maximum MP: +50
228	teal slick Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Moxie: +10
229	blue strapping Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Muscle: +5
230	fireproof dead guy's watch	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	banded groovy Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
236	huge Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	acceptable bottle of gin	3	good	
238	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bottle of vodka	1	EPIC	
239	fuchsia zippy Annie Oakley's Orcish baseball cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	grievous Orcish cargo shorts of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	teal Orcish frat-paddle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
242	toothsome diet	1	awesome	
243	rotten grapefruit	4	crappy	
244	miniature tasty grapes	2	awesome	
245	decent ghostly olive	3	good	
246	moldy tomato	4	crappy	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	watered-down lousy purple salty dog	2	decent	
249	smooth spirit-forward bloody mary	5	awesome	
250	drinkable weak screwdriver	2	good	
251	lousy weak martini	2	decent	
252	enchanted boozy acceptable ghostly bloody beer	5	good	Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 45
253	spirit-forward artisanal wobbly shot of schnapps	5	EPIC	
254	tolerable shot of grapefruit schnapps	4	good	
255	irresponsibly strong aged fine wine	6	awesome	
256	acceptable narrow shot of tomato schnapps	4	good	
257	weak acceptable extra-spicy bloody mary	2	good	
258	teal dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	stale jittery twirling White Citadel fries	4	decent	
261	decent White Citadel burger	3	good	
262	half-sized moldy piece of wedding cake	2	crappy	
263	enchanted miniature bland chocolate chips	2	decent	Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 50
264	special immense tasty chocolate chip cookies	8	awesome	Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 5
265	narrow satin pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	bad lightning	4	decent	
267	olive mullet wig of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	yellow wool meat cowboy hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	lard-coated sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
270	picket fence	0		
271	twisted ghostly maroon tumbling barbell	1		
272	diluted skewed concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 50
273	mixed bouncing blinking moxie weed	1		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 15
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	denatured squat blurry extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	twisted cyan wobbly jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	dehydrated gray blurry suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	jittery gasmask of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	squat Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	blinking walrus-tusk earring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
286	ring of half-assed regeneration of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
287	ghostly savvy Boris's ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
288	blinking gray potato sprout	0		
289	vibrating Jarlsberg's earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
290	bouncing careful Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Monster Level: -10
291	bouncing energetic can of maces of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20
292	rubber axe of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
293	squat smooth chef's hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	wobbly bouncing fireproof pail	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	bouncing experienced demonskin trousers	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	Sinatra's dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	ionized blurry tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 17
298	quantum improved lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 43
299	adjusted electrified pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 45
300	triple-pressed squat jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 67
301	flat dough	0		
302	yummy Knob sausage	3	awesome	
303	super-sized decent bouncing Knob mushroom	5	good	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	cyan blinking Herculean Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	blue personal trainer's Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	double-electrified activated Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 38
308	Knob Goblin elite helm of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	hardy Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	pulsating baleful Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Spell Damage: +25
311	hill of beans	0		
312	twirling chilly Knob Goblin visor	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	veiny Crown of the Goblin King	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	spoiled diet bean burrito	1	crappy	
315	normal huge bean burrito	3	good	
316	spoiled miniature insanely bean burrito	2	crappy	
317	adequate low-calorie bean burrito	1	good	
318	normal cyan bean burrito	3	good	
319	normal huge insanely bean burrito	10	good	
320	flavorless fancy lime green bat haggis	3	decent	Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 35
321	spoiled squat twirling twirling menudo	4	crappy	
322	bland half-sized goat cheese	2	decent	
323	adequate upside-down plain pizza	4	good	
324	toothsome tiny sausage pizza	1	awesome	
325	bland goat cheese pizza	3	decent	
326	stale special mushroom pizza	3	decent	Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 30
327	goat	0		
328	acceptable narrow bottle of whiskey	4	good	
329	goat beard of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	hand-crafted watered-down blue Canadian	2	EPIC	
332	decent lemon	4	good	
333	rotten lime	3	crappy	
334	skewed sabre teeth of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	spinning consolation ribbon of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
337	huge ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	yellow Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	pressed dry Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 28
341	nitrogenated energized pulsating ghostly Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 30
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	corrupted Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 29
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	skewed Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	purple scrumptious reagent	0		
347	blue tumbling Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	gray Jeselnik's ninja mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	green hot katana blade	0		
351	olive toasty Jim Carey's icy-hot katana	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5
352	Oprah's ninja hot pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	padded weightlifter's nunchaku	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20
355	squat Herculean eXtreme scarf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	lime green dog trainer's snowboarder pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	twirling Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	huge spoiled gr8ps	7	crappy	
359	small normal t8r tots	2	good	
360	clever miner's helmet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	twirling Fonzie's miner's pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	squat nasty 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Stench Damage: +5
363	bouncing fuchsia linoleum ore	0		
364	upside-down shaking asbestos ore	0		
365	pulsating chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	tumbling chrome sword hilt	0		
373	shaking purple chrome stick	0		
374	squat twirling chrome crossbow string	0		
375	tumbling linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	spinning chrome meat stack	0		
378	crafty linoleum sword of terror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
379	MacGyver's linoleum staff	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +5
380	knitted strapping linoleum crossbow	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
381	wobbly slick asbestos sword of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
382	olive dangerous asbestos staff of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
383	greasy asbestos crossbow of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
384	blinking toasty mansplainer's chrome sword	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5
385	narrow Sherlock's chrome staff of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25
386	coward's rock-hard chrome crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -20
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	hardened meaty helmet turtle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	perfumed asbestos helmet turtle	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	strapping linoleum helmet turtle	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	pulsating slick chrome helmet turtle	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	penguin shorts of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	supercharged yakskin pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	extremely unsafe hippopotamus pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	smooth eXtreme mittens	0		Moxie: +15
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	twirling Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	skewed swashbuckling pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	vibrating shoulder parrot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
404	jittery Usain Bolt's acoustic guitarrr	0		Initiative: +80
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	fuchsia vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	blurry twirling smartaleck's sk8board	0		Moxie Percent: +30
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	red barrrnacle	0		
413	huge hardy Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +50
414	crowbarrr of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
415	leotarrrd of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	ghostly ghostly safarrri hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	warmed Vulcanized henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 61
418	electrified Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 13
419	altered serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 49
420	non-wet tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 47
421	enhanced philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 33
422	modified ionized potion of potency	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 37
423	electrified double-dry super-boiled blinking blue cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 47
424	magnetized ionized yellow ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 64
425	vacuum-sealed olive oil of expertise	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 58
426	energized enhanced shaking potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 59
427	clever box	0		Maximum MP: +20, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	pulsating beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Clowniness: 25
432	yellow Newton's bloody clown pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	razor-sharp balloon helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	manspreader's balloon sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +10, Clowniness: 50
436	pulsating gray balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	shaking chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	jittery upside-down chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	mirror beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	huge box-in-the-box of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	inspector's box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Item Drop: +15
448	twirling ghostly cyan hale foolscap fool's cap of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	resourceful clown nose	0		Maximum MP: +50, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	mirror pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	jittery tumbling huge sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	flavorless cyan jumbo olive	4	decent	
456	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted dry martini	1	super EPIC	
457	blue vibrating ye olde golde frontes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	purple pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	spinning spinning pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	tumbling pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	spoiled small pixel pie	2	crappy	
468	ruby W	0		
469	blue wussiness potion	0		
470	lousy Imp Ale	4	decent	
471	special rotten bouncing hot wing	3	crappy	Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 10
472	double-paned diamond-studded cane	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	crutch of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
474	cast	0		
475	skewed coward's Tesla mask	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	blue hellion cube	0		
477	narrow reassuring Lo Pan's infernal insoles	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	wobbly dangerous Mr. Container	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	weightlifter's Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	scandalous hemp backpack	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	resourceful Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
487	arrrgyle socks of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	double-paned weightlifter's mesh cap	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	Jack Frost's chaps of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	batblade of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	normal papaya	3	good	
499	steel-toed grievous denim axe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	bland Elfin shortbread	4	decent	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	bland skewered cat appendix	3	decent	
504	evil arches	0		
505	wobbly lightning-fast studded gnatwing earring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +40
506	moldy huge Hell broth	9	crappy	
507	tumbling blurry thunderrr guitarrr of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
508	sonata	0		
509	mirror spinning Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	shaking Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	rotten Boris's key lime pie	4	crappy	
514	half-sized adequate Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2	good	
515	normal upside-down Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	good	
516	blinking Hey Deze map	0		
517	bejeweled accordion strap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	ghostly jittery mystery juice	0		
519	cyan moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	hardened kickback cookbook	0		Damage Reduction: 3
522	spinning one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	hand-crafted papaya sling	3	EPIC	
525	skewed grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	blurry bouncing fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	modified spray paint	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 52
531	ghostly crafty special sauce glove	0		Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	inspector's ladle of mystery	0		Item Drop: +15, Class: "Sauceror"
533	bouncing Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	maroon abridged dictionary	0		
535	cyan bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	olive pr0n legs	0		
538	fuchsia bouncing ghostly f3d0r4 of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	tumbling lowercase N	0		
540	tarnished dry Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 17
541	frightening Newton's draggin' ball hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	olive double-paned brawny 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	stale Trollhouse cookies	3	decent	
544	blinking wicked sage talons	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5
545	adequate snack-sized Spam Witch sammich	2	good	
546	yellow meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	bouncing 33398 scroll	0		
551	skewed 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	miniature rotten pr0n cocktail	2	crappy	
555	reassuring drywall axe of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
556	twirling twirling chilly Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Cold Damage: +5
557	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic skewed whiskey and cola	1	EPIC	
558	tasty snack-sized squat papaya taco	2	awesome	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	adequate stalk of asparagus	3	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	shaking sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	artisanal Mad Train wine	3	EPIC	
565	foul-smelling hobo gloves	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
566	twirling toasty bum cheek	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	bouncing hermit script	0		
568	spoiled shaking Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3	crappy	
569	yummy huge Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	awesome	
570	miniature bland Chicken Sandwich	2	decent	
571	blurry Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	enchanted spoiled Children's Meal of the Damned	4	crappy	Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 40
573	half-sized spoiled blurry noodles	2	crappy	
574	diet rotten maroon noodles	1	crappy	
575	bland painful penne pasta	3	decent	
576	adequate ravioli della hippy	3	good	
577	miniature moldy huge pr0n m4nic0tti	2	crappy	
578	tasty Hell ramen	4	awesome	
579	flavorless miniature boring spaghetti	2	decent	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	fuchsia schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	red jittery Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	adequate fettucini Inconnu	3	good	
584	decent bouncing squat yellow spaghetti with Skullheads	3	good	
585	flavorless small gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2	decent	
586	twirling gravedigger's ridiculously huge sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10
587	moist bouncing super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 16
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	stale enchanted small squat cocoa eggshell fragment	2	decent	Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 45
590	decent cocoa eggshell fragment	3	good	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	lime green amulet of extreme plot significance of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	Sherlock's titanium assault umbrella	0		Item Drop: +25
597	Mohawk wig of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	blurry the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	avaricious pants of the Slug Lord	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	bouncing Socratic Dr. Hobo's scalpel of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	maroon jittery Item #13	0		
604	red Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	mirror Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	gray squat Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	huge narrow Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	red wobbly S.O.C.K.	0		
610	huge procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	skewed plot hole	0		
614	polymerized improved teal probability potion	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 67
615	cyan chaos butterfly	0		
616	upside-down furry fur	0		
617	frozen Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 56
618	aerosolized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 26
619	toasty needle	0		Hot Damage: +5
620	galvanized concentrated thin candle	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 67
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	red pulsating awful poetry journal	0		
623	bouncing shaking WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	red ND	0		
628	red metallic A	0		
629	coward's eye	0		Monster Level: -20
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	groovy furry pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	disturbing fanfic of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
633	tumbling mansplainer's strapping wolf mask	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	tumbling cool whip	0		
635	paper umbrella of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
636	meat globe	0		
637	wobbly toaster	0		
638	Usain Bolt's executive asshat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	flavorless thick abominable snowcone	5	decent	
640	purple Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	decent huge toast	3	good	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	ghostly skeleton key ring	0		
644	fuchsia Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	huge wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	moldy low-calorie fruitcake	1	crappy	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	fireproof Crimbo sword	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	shaking Fonzie's Crimbo hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	wobbly Annie Oakley's Crimbo pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	ghostly lion tamer's exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Experience (familiar): +2
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	teal star chart	0		
657	reassuring star sword	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
658	lime green curative star crossbow	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
659	hardy star staff	0		Maximum HP: +50
660	shaking star pants of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	coward's star hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	star buckler of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
663	blinking star throwing star	0		
664	twirling star starfish	0		
665	mirror Richard's star key	0		
666	vibrating studded steaming evil of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10
667	castle map	0		
668	banded spiked femur	0		Damage Absorption: +100
669	miniature rotten enchanted ghuol guolash	2	crappy	Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 40
670	ribald lihc face	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	therapeutic extremely unsafe grave robbing shovel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
672	moldy cranberries	4	crappy	
673	hand-crafted vodka and cranberry	3	EPIC	
674	mediocre special whiskey	3	decent	Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 25
675	foul-smelling skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Stench Damage: +10
676	upside-down dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	badass belt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
678	spinning chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	drinkable blue roll in the hay	4	good	
680	weak tolerable slap and tickle	2	good	
681	boozy lousy slip 'n' slide	5	decent	
682	artisanal twirling a sump'm sump'm	3	EPIC	
683	enchanted delicious mirror horizontal tango	3	awesome	Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 10
684	mediocre triple-distilled pink pony	6	decent	
685	Temple Grandin's crafty Herculean Mr. Shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
686	electrified knuckles	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
687	non-wet blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 41
688	maroon Lo Pan's pixel hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	pixel pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	spinning healthy pixel sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	red thinker's harem girl t-shirt	0		Mysticality: +10
694	shaking lightning-fast Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Initiative: +40
696	purple frilly shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
697	Usain Bolt's soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Initiative: +80
698	jittery loathing eagle baby-doll shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
699	pirate shirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
700	upside-down nasty filthy hippy poncho	0		Stench Damage: +5
701	shaking blinking upside-down nippy floral print shirt	0		Cold Damage: +10
702	wobbly squat coconut bikini top of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
703	wobbly goth kid t-shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	blurry blurry pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	blinking jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	extremely unsafe slick hamethyst earring	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
712	curative hamethyst necklace of the dark arts of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
713	dangerous hamethyst bracelet of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
714	vibrating hale supercool hamethyst ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
715	blinking extremely unsafe stylish baconstone earring	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
716	Da Vinci's baconstone pendant of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
717	lard-coated resourceful baconstone bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
718	tumbling squat narrow nasty Oprah's experienced baconstone ring	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
719	olive porquoise eyebrow ring of the brazier of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 75
720	wobbly ruddy cool porquoise necklace	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
721	Jeselnik's groovy porquoise bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
722	zippy Jim Carey's porquoise ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
723	normal teal Knoll mushroom	3	good	
724	delicious massive mushroom	7	awesome	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	Da Vinci's huge mirror shard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	shaking hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	jittery fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	teal hosed tank	0		
733	narrow skewed hosed fishbowl	0		
734	shaking greasy careful makeshift SCUBA gear of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Adventure Underwater
735	strapping easter egg balloon	0		Muscle: +5
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	tambourine of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
741	broken skull	0		
742	normal Knoll shroomkabob	4	good	
743	spoiled small mushroom	2	crappy	
744	dry boiled wobbly hair spray	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 22
746	stat script	0		
747	ghostly Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	mirror gourd potion	0		
749	spoiled warm mushroom	3	crappy	
750	decent half-sized mushroom quesadilla	2	good	
751	tasty fancy cool mushroom	4	awesome	Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 20
752	spoiled low-calorie lime green cool mushroom casserole	1	crappy	
753	decent small pointy mushroom	2	good	
754	rotten cream of pointy mushroom soup	4	crappy	
755	snack-sized yummy mushroom	2	awesome	
756	bland half-sized spinning mushroom	2	decent	
757	flavorless pulsating mushroom	3	decent	
758	stale fancy ghost cucumber	4	decent	Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 40
759	dill	0		
760	narrow vinegar	0		
761	cyan squat brine	0		
762	perfectly mixed weak especially salty dog	2	EPIC	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	stale spectral pickle	3	decent	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	colloidal polymerized altered cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 39
768	brawny spork	0		Muscle Percent: +20
769	huge Socratic voodoo doll	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
770	dangerous basic meat fez of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	curative foon	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
773	skewed Usain Bolt's careful basic meat spork	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +80
774	Sherlock's basic meat foon of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +25
775	maroon twirling Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	jittery Oprah's kneecapping stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
777	MacGyver's iron pasta spoon	0		Maximum MP: +100
778	careful support cummerbund	0		Monster Level: -10
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	purple scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	dry denatured denatured mafia aria	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 60
782	jittery twirling Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	perfectly mixed Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	upside-down raffle ticket	0		
786	half-sized adequate strawberry	2	good	
787	hand-crafted weak bottle of rum	2	EPIC	
788	lousy strawberry daiquiri	4	decent	
789	distilled hand-crafted rum and cola	5	EPIC	
790	fortified bad grog	5	decent	
791	pulsating sinister Mafia bow tie of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	jittery Golden Mr. Accessory of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Softcore Only
793	dry skewed oil of stability	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 11
794	irradiated skewed huge oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 32
795	watered-down tolerable Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	2	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	prompt Sinatra's cement shoes of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	mediocre upside-down rockin' wagon	3	decent	
798	artisanal ocean motion	3	EPIC	
799	boozy smooth fuzzbump	5	awesome	
800	bland poutine	3	decent	
801	thick enchanted flavorless purple Knob stir-fry	5	decent	Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 40
804	flavorless fancy bite-sized Knoll stir-fry	1	decent	Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 45
805	decent blurry stir-fry	4	good	
806	bland asparagus stir-fry	3	decent	
807	tiny yummy olive stir-fry	1	awesome	
808	snack-sized decent Knob sausage stir-fry	2	good	
809	special spoiled skewed bat wing stir-fry	4	crappy	Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 35
810	fancy flavorless wobbly rat appendix stir-fry	4	decent	Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 5
811	thick flavorless narrow tofu stir-fry	5	decent	
812	normal yellow pr0n stir-fry	3	good	
813	miniature decent Knob shells	2	good	
814	gigantic flavorless bätzle	7	decent	
815	stale low-calorie ratini	1	decent	
816	rotten Knob stroganoff	3	crappy	
817	bland skewed menudo ravioli	4	decent	
818	squat plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	blurry swirly potion	0		
821	narrow bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	pulsating cloudy potion	0		
824	narrow effervescent potion	0		
825	shaking fizzy potion	0		
826	maroon dark potion	0		
827	squat murky potion	0		
828	green baby killer bee	0		
829	blinking jittery anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	rotten bite-sized blinking royal jelly	1	crappy	
831	purple small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	cool vorpal blade	0		Moxie: +5
834	bouncing dog trainer's cornuthaum of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	dog trainer's ring of aggravate monster	0		Experience (familiar): +1
836	huge bland mirror wobbly mind flayer corpse	6	decent	
837	fortified perfectly mixed purple Uovo Marcio Shiraz	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	supercharged thinker's Mafia stogie	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	bad weak Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	friendly manspreader's Mafia violin case	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	watered-down tolerable tomato daiquiri	2	good	
842	watered-down aged wobbly beertini	2	awesome	
843	smooth weak salty slug	2	awesome	
844	hand-crafted blurry papaya slung	3	EPIC	
845	Tesla MAHI fez	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	tumbling shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	ghostly knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	ghostly eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	bouncing chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	jittery lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	triple-modified warmed diffused tumbling cyan pine tar	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 22
869	forest tears	0		
870	skewed MacGyver's fetus-smashing club	0		Maximum MP: +100
871	spinning meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	shaking rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	mansplainer's chaotic crazy bastard sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +5
876	blinking reassuring Sinatra's incredibly dense meat gem of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
877	foul-smelling Talisman of Baio	0		Stench Damage: +10
878	Sinatra's hypnodisk	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
879	activated boiled ghostly bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 22
880	gravedigger's disbelief suspenders	0		Spooky Damage: +10
881	blinking supportive bra of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
882	tumbling Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	huge maple syrup	1	crappy	
884	thinker's los chinos	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	ghostly dance instructor's axe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	tumbling maple leaf	0		
889	balaclava of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	big flavorless balaclava baklava	5	decent	
891	Van der Graaf Warehouse 23 bling	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
892	tumbling Usain Bolt's horrifying foul-smelling bugbear-smiting sword	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
893	delicious spinning lumbering jack	3	awesome	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	smartaleck's Ms. Accessory	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only
896	gravedigger's nasty Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	upside-down espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	pulsating 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	mediocre watered-down tumbling Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	veiny occult school Mafia knickerbockers of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	aerosolized Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 38
906	adjusted alkaline Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 21
907	ionized nitrogenated bouncing Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 13
908	electrified Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 43
909	corrupted Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 40
910	spoiled low-calorie ghostly dwarf bread	1	crappy	
911	polymerized extra-cold-filtered squat upside-down Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Jalapeño Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 55
912	quadruple-chilled pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 37
913	modified kobold	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 50
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	tumbling gray intergalactic pom poms of the empath of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
917	squat Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	yellow slick Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	teal bouncing toasty Radio Free Pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	Sherlock's Radio Free Foil	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	decent radio button candy	4	good	
922	zippy severed rocking horse head	0		Initiative: +20
923	shaking broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	upside-down crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	concentrated warmed tumbling jittery Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 38
927	mediocre huge blinking Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	nasty fuzzy bracelets	0		Stench Damage: +5
929	brawny arse-shooting crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20
931	mediocre practically non-alcoholic spiced rum	1	decent	
932	tolerable eggnog	4	good	
933	snack-sized tasty candy cane	2	awesome	
934	decent twirling gingerbread bugbear	3	good	
935	beefcake's imitation nice watch	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	tumbling menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	bouncing shaking savvy plastic sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	wobbly bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	occult bowler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	shaking padded sage bow staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	squat beefcake's bowlegged pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	shaking skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	acceptable martini	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	aged grogtini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	weak bad cherry bomb	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	Herculean experienced hockey mask	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	shaking penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	blinking orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	fez of etymology of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	tasty immense red carob chunk noodles	8	awesome	
957	rotten super-sized skewed chorizo brownies	5	crappy	
958	bland bouncing chocolate and tomato pizza	3	decent	
959	flange	0		
960	purple clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	manspreader's healthy plastic seal clubber	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
964	nippy forbidden plastic turtle tamer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10
965	vibrating arcane researcher's plastic pastamancer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
966	narrow prompt supercharged plastic sauceror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3
967	banded plastic disco bandit of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100
968	yellow Annie Oakley's plastic accordion thief of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
969	plastic mosquito of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
970	plastic leprechaun of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
971	Fonzie's plastic levitating potato	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
972	Rosewater's plastic angry goat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
973	blurry plastic sabre-toothed lime of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
974	upside-down crafty plastic fuzzy dice	0		Maximum MP: +10
975	plastic pirate skeleton of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
976	blinking thinker's plastic barrrnacle	0		Mysticality: +10
977	huge plastic howling balloon monkey of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
978	teal scorching plastic stab bat	0		Hot Damage: +25
979	upside-down purple narrow plastic grue of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
980	chilly plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Cold Damage: +5
981	tumbling plastic ghuol whelp of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
982	padded plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Damage Absorption: +20
983	ghostly sinister plastic cocoabo	0		Spell Damage: +10
984	greasy plastic star starfish	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
985	skewed zippy plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Initiative: +20
986	vibrating plastic killer bee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
987	olive grievous plastic Cheshire bat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
988	lion tamer's plastic coffee pixie	0		Experience (familiar): +2
989	skewed supercool plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
990	twirling cool plastic hermit	0		Moxie: +5
991	gray sizzling razor-sharp Samson's plastic Boris	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +10
992	aromatic hardy plastic Jarlsberg of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
993	dog trainer's hardened dance instructor's plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1
994	gray narrow plastic Susie of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
995	bland tumbling Lucky Surprise Egg	4	decent	
998	blinking maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	red maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	sinister Xlyinia's notebook	0		Spell Damage: +10
1003	soda water	0		
1004	artisanal triple-distilled bottle of tequila	10	EPIC	
1005	tolerable distilled boxed wine	5	good	
1006	tasty spinning cherry	3	awesome	
1007	fireproof coconut shell	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	green razor-sharp ice cubes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1009	practically non-alcoholic artisanal purple vodka martini	1	EPIC	
1010	acceptable narrow whiskey and soda	3	good	
1011	acceptable boozy spinning monkey wrench	5	good	
1012	watered-down tolerable skewed tequila sunrise	2	good	
1013	irresponsibly strong lousy enchanted margarita	9	decent	Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 10
1014	weak perfectly mixed special strawberry wine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
1015	perfectly mixed strong olive wine spritzer	5	EPIC	
1016	tolerable blue perpendicular hula	3	good	
1017	acceptable ducha de oro	3	good	
1018	acceptable distilled calle de miel	5	good	
1019	aged fuchsia blurry jittery dry vodka martini	3	awesome	
1020	mediocre old-fashioned	3	decent	
1021	mediocre watered-down tequila with training wheels	2	decent	
1022	mediocre sangria	4	decent	
1023	artisanal practically non-alcoholic vesper	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	watered-down delicious bodyslam	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	artisanal sangria del diablo	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	Jim Carey's hippo whip	0		Monster Level: +25
1030	friendly penguin whip	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1031	fuchsia curative yak whip	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1032	yellow blurry lightning-fast gnauga hide whip	0		Initiative: +40
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	tumbling arcane researcher's hippo skin buckler	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1035	Sinatra's penguin skin buckler	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1036	narrow yakskin buckler of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1037	curative gnauga hide buckler	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1038	warmed vacuum-sealed enhanced Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 45
1040	wobbly Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	watered-down aged beer	2	awesome	
1042	string of beads of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
1043	mirror string of beads of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1044	string of beads of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1045	ribald plastic bottle opener	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1046	spinning electrified wicked traffic cone	0		Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	weak drinkable spinning N. O. Beer	2	good	
1048	mixed cyan shaking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 45
1049	distilled oyster egg	1		
1050	modified bouncing wobbly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 40
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	dried oyster egg	1		
1053	altered oyster egg	1		
1054	denatured oyster egg	1		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 30
1055	spinning plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	boiled puce oyster egg	1		
1057	compressed puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 15
1058	powdered purple puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 45
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	dried mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 40
1061	pickled mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 15
1062	dried shaking yellow mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 35
1063	lime green mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	dried jittery oyster egg	1		
1065	boiled oyster egg	1		
1066	boiled oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 5
1067	spinning plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	dehydrated oyster egg	1		
1069	mixed lime green ghostly oyster egg	1		
1070	twisted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1071	lime green plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	altered mirror yellow mirror off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	diluted teal twirling off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	vaporized red tumbling upside-down off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	vaporized oyster egg	1		
1077	distilled wobbly bouncing spinning oyster egg	1		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 50
1078	dried oyster egg	1		
1079	upside-down plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	spinning oyster basket	0		
1081	pulsating spinning emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	red gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	ghostly clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	olive clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	skewed clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	twirling bouncing clockwork hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	twirling quilted clockwork trench coat	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1099	olive hale clockwork pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	personal trainer's gnauga hide chaps	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	ghostly Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	blurry clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	family-friendly vibrating Stupid University Diploma of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1118	jittery yellow pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	mirror pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	shaking ghostly inexplicably rock	0		
1122	yellow fairy gravy	0		
1123	manspreader's halfberd	0		Monster Level: +10
1124	small glove	0		
1125	olive rock-hard extremely unsafe slick glove	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5
1126	razor-sharp toothpick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
1127	maroon nippy ninja sword	0		Cold Damage: +10
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	sage sequined fez	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	hale star shirt	0		Maximum HP: +20
1134	pulsating cosmetics bag	0		
1135	chilled liquefied mirror eyeliner	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 64
1136	modified super-cold-filtered lime green lipstick	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 12
1137	foul-smelling bicycle chain of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10
1138	gray mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	weak drinkable mushroom wine	2	good	
1140	aged skewed icy mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1141	mediocre strong mushroom wine	5	decent	
1142	perfectly mixed wobbly pointy mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1143	delicious flat mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1144	mediocre jittery cool mushroom wine	4	decent	
1145	hand-crafted knob mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1146	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic knoll mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1147	mediocre fancy mushroom wine	4	decent	Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 20
1148	drinkable narrow green shot of flower schnapps	3	good	
1149	stale special flower petal pie	3	decent	Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 35
1150	bad strong bottle of single-barrel whiskey	5	decent	
1151	teal mirror rosewater-soaked discarded plastic fork of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
1152	bouncing gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	enchanted spoiled Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4	crappy	Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 10
1154	denatured teal Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	
1155	olive letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	censurious wholeberd	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1158	extra-nitrogenated dry Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 20
1159	ghostly mariachi G-string	0		
1160	double-paned irate sombrero	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	quadruple-Vulcanized quadruple-oxidized triple-nitrogenated handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 48
1163	unsweetened oxidized teal marzipan skull	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 47
1164	huge poultrygeist	0		
1165	wobbly hovering sombrero	0		
1166	narrow teal maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	pulsating less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	blue asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	jittery chrome box	0		
1175	spinning narrow cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	ghostly magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	ghostly all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	cyan dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	spinning stab bat	0		
1195	shaking apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	pulsating yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	small stale mugcake	2	decent	
1201	flavorless urinal cake	4	decent	
1202	stale Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4	decent	
1203	moldy personalized birthday cake	4	crappy	
1204	normal gray three-tiered wedding cake	3	good	
1205	thick adequate babycakes	5	good	
1206	decent velvet cake	4	good	
1207	small moldy maroon congratulatory cake	2	crappy	
1208	decent angel-food cake	3	good	
1209	tiny spoiled devil's-food cake	1	crappy	
1210	flavorless birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	decent	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	bouncing thought balloon	0		
1218	blinking shaking rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	bouncing mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Annie Oakley's Mr. Balloon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1221	bouncing balloon	0		
1222	rosy-cheeked Mr. Eh?	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only
1224	twirling fireproof chaotic supercool steel shillelagh	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1225	red upside-down smelly steel skullcap of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	blinking aromatic horrifying Rosewater's steel solitaire	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1227	shaking squat Sherlock's Da Vinci's smooth steel scarf	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
1228	grievous Sinatra's steel slacks of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	teal Lo Pan's personal trainer's steel suspenders of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
1230	clever thinker's pikestaff of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +7
1231	Sherlock's stanky pith helmet of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	gray wizardly pocketwatch of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1233	red zippy sizzling beefy pinky ring	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
1234	bouncing Usain Bolt's mansplainer's weightlifter's pants	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	tumbling vibrating savvy pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	crafty hockey stick of furious angry rage of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -15
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	jittery glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	narrow iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	upside-down Temple Grandin's Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1245	ruddy Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
1246	Oprah's energetic vibrating rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Maximum MP Percent: 80
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	huge Sinatra's Bonerdagon necklace of the wise owl of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5
1249	resourceful Boss Bat britches	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	rosy-cheeked Fonzie's Boss Bat bling	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1251	miniature stale Knob shroomkabob	2	decent	
1252	decent shroomkabob	3	good	
1253	pulsating pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	fancy spoiled red jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10
1255	adequate jumping bean burrito	4	good	
1256	enchanted decent bite-sized insanely jumping bean burrito	1	good	Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 25
1257	bite-sized decent rat scrapple	1	good	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	asbestos-lined dangerous traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	blurry wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	powdered gray blinking Hatorade	1		
1262	blinking razor-sharp beefcake's off-hand balloon	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +5
1263	red pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	blue box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	spoiled spinning gloomy mushroom	4	crappy	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	skewed pine wand	0		
1269	teal ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	purple aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	skewed Jeselnik's magic lamp	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1274	distilled Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	ghostly basic meat skirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	irresponsibly strong lousy Otorian Battle Scar	6	decent	
1277	basic meat kilt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	savvy meat skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	twirling mirror razor-sharp meat kilt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	curative penguinskin mini-skirt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	fuchsia narrow flame-wreathed penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	greasy yakskin skirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	weightlifter's yakskin kilt	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	deadly hippopotamus skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	skewed hippopotamus kilt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	Sherlock's furry skirt	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	censurious furry kilt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	wholesome gnauga hide skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	experienced gnauga hide kilt	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	pickled wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 24
1291	double-paned Jekyllin hide belt	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	executive ring of adornment	0		Meat Drop: +40
1294	electrified extremely unsafe ring of increase damage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1295	clever ring of gain strength	0		Maximum MP: +20
1296	greedy ring of resistance	0		Meat Drop: +20
1297	prompt ring of fire resistance	0		Adventures: +3
1298	frosty ring of conflict	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1299	ghostly huge pirate hook of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1300	dog trainer's monster bait	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
1301	dry wet frozen deodorant	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 59
1302	denatured concentrated reodorant	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 25
1303	gray Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	wobbly makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	knitted scorching traffic cone	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	shaking calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	spinning unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	avaricious Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
1313	rock-hard Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
1314	jittery reassuring Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	boxer's rose-colored glasses	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1316	red facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	ghostly blood flower	0		
1318	blurry lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	low-calorie bland questionable taco	1	decent	
1321	jittery Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	mirror petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	time helmet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	huge gravedigger's time trousers	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	horrifying time sword	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	strapping Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	Cloaca-Cola shield of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1328	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	Dyspepsi-Cola shield of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1330	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	supercharged Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	wobbly Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	squat Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	ghostly Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	ghostly Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	jittery Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	skewed Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	enhanced jittery blue Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 61
1345	boiled Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	quantum denatured non-frozen Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 24
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	spinning olive miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	blurry 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	wizardly pinky ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
1352	perfectly mixed triple-distilled pulsating redrum	9	EPIC	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	rotten super-sized tumbling bowl of oriole's nest soup	5	crappy	
1356	fuchsia bunny liver	0		
1357	special practically non-alcoholic smooth Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1	awesome	Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 50
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	skewed ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	dangerous disembodied smile	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	red clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	pulsating blue rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	gigantic spoiled tofurkey leg	7	crappy	
1366	low-calorie tasty tofurkey gravy	1	awesome	
1367	stale herbal stuffing	3	decent	
1368	normal can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	good	
1369	special diet stale yams	1	decent	Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 30
1370	twirling rhinestone cowboy shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1371	scorching gingham blouse	0		Hot Damage: +25
1372	ghostly scandalous souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	dog trainer's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	mirror executive plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	spinning Sinatra's plastic Crimbo elf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	Jack Frost's plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	educational plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	tarnished chocolate	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	pulsating length of string	0		
1384	squat googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	ghostly block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	spinning kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	skewed wobbly pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	mirror teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	gray censurious brawny duck-on-a-string	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	chaotic toy train	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	up-at-dawn marionette	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	up-at-dawn sock monkey	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	up-at-dawn rag doll	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	manspreader's can of fake snow	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	shellacked colored-light "necklace"	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	rotten blinking wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	tasty half-sized bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	adequate tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	inspector's Unionize The Elves sign	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	bouncing sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	wobbly blurry Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	colloidal extra-improved squat snowcone	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	energized improved twirling squat snowcone	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	Vulcanized blinking squat snowcone	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	irradiated jittery snowcone	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	deionized dry snowcone	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	liquefied nitrogenated snowcone	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	blurry teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	aromatic toasty traffic cone	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	lime green Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	skewed Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	prompt lion tamer's ice sickle	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	weightlifter's ice baby	0		Muscle: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	narrow ice pick of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	flame-wreathed ice skates of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	huge moldy grue egg omelette	7	crappy	
1429	spinning spinning roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	stale green squat mushroom	3	decent	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	diffused chilled twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 59
1439	quadruple-polarized quadruple-adjusted bouncing hot powder	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 37
1440	ionized powder	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 57
1441	galvanized pickled powder	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 34
1442	energized chilled huge stench powder	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 66
1443	adjusted Vulcanized warmed sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 38
1444	cold-filtered modified twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 46
1445	magnetized squat hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 48
1446	flattened nuggets	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 41
1447	pressed anodized squat nuggets	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 68
1448	activated double-vacuum-sealed stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 59
1449	double-liquefied enhanced sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 16
1450	boiled twinkly wad	1		
1451	compressed blurry hot wad	1		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 30
1452	pickled purple wad	1		
1453	altered wad	1		
1454	dehydrated wobbly stench wad	1		
1455	denatured jittery sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 10
1456	gray double daisy	0		
1457	mirror Goth Giant	0		
1458	decent miniature yellow Valentine's Day cake	2	good	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	cyan squashed frog	0		
1462	wobbly eye of newt	0		
1463	twirling salamander spleen	0		
1464	upside-down sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	narrow 25-meat staff	0		
1468	jittery two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	tumbling automatic catapult	0		
1475	fuchsia pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	blinking salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	fuchsia chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	lime green union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	tumbling paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	yellow troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	green alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	smooth rabbit's foot of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3
1486	blinking massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	therapeutic rosy-cheeked chopsticks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1491	rice bowl of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1492	stiffened ninja mop	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1493	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7
1494	non-quantum non-unsweetened twirling sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	wool nasty traffic cone	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	hand-crafted watered-down jittery gloomy mushroom wine	2	super EPIC	
1497	smooth bouncing mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1498	squat McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	tarnished ghostly explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	blinking clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	fuchsia rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	tarnished snowcone	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	lousy irresponsibly strong calle de miel with a fly in it	6	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	lousy rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	practically non-alcoholic bad lime green perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	spirit-forward lousy slap and tickle with a fly in it	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	wobbly squat fuchsia bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	fake hand of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	boiled wobbly Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	powdered Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 35
1514	compressed gray squat Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 35
1515	compressed Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 20
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	executive curative Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	Temple Grandin's quilted Radio Free Jersey	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +7
1523	spinning tumbling bottle of used blood	0		
1524	skewed wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	jittery joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	skewed pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	pulsating skewed diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	dog trainer's corkscrew of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	twirling St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	mirror reassuring grass skirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	wobbly lard-coated grass hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	personal trainer's grass blade	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	squat sparkly engagement ring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
1539	green Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	greedy Grimacite goggles of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	huge fireproof Grimacite glaive of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	Grimacite greaves of mayonnaise of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	greasy Grimacite garter of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	mirror perfumed Grimacite galoshes of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	Socratic beefcake's Grimacite gorget	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	mirror steel-toed Grimacite guayabera	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	upside-down careful Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -10, Food Drop: +100
1548	flame-retardant scorching Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
1549	squat MSG	0		
1550	boxer's second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
1551	weak acceptable bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2	good	
1552	fortified aged bottle of Definit	5	awesome	
1553	tolerable bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	good	
1554	acceptable narrow bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3	good	
1555	practically non-alcoholic lousy bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1	decent	
1556	delicious boxed champagne	3	awesome	
1557	bland bouncing kumquat	3	decent	
1558	yummy tangerine	3	awesome	
1559	twirling tonic water	0		
1560	stale fancy cocktail onion	3	decent	Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 40
1561	moldy half-sized raspberry	2	crappy	
1562	miniature toothsome kiwi	2	awesome	
1563	lousy whiskey bittersweet	4	decent	
1564	lousy fancy mimosette	4	decent	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 35
1565	lousy enchanted practically non-alcoholic tequila sunset	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
1566	mediocre zmobie	3	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	artisanal irresponsibly strong blinking gin and tonic	8	EPIC	
1568	special smooth vodka and tonic	3	awesome	Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 10
1569	artisanal practically non-alcoholic vodka gibson	1	super EPIC	
1570	acceptable gibson	3	good	
1571	perfectly mixed enchanted mirror parisian cathouse	3	EPIC	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 10
1572	acceptable rabbit punch	4	good	
1573	artisanal lime green wobbly jittery caipifruta	3	EPIC	
1574	bad teqiwila	3	decent	
1575	fortified acceptable tumbling spinning Divine	5	good	
1576	watered-down special acceptable Gordon Bennett	2	good	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 45
1577	bad tangarita	4	decent	
1578	special triple-distilled artisanal mandarina colada	6	EPIC	Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 30
1579	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted squat gimlet	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1580	fortified enchanted perfectly mixed brick road	5	EPIC	Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 20
1581	hand-crafted vodka stratocaster	3	EPIC	
1582	drinkable Neuromancer	3	good	
1583	aged watered-down prussian cathouse	2	awesome	
1584	strong artisanal Mae West	5	EPIC	
1585	watered-down drinkable special upside-down Mon Tiki	2	good	Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
1586	high-proof perfectly mixed teqiwila slammer	7	EPIC	
1587	spoiled jumbo Knob lo mein	5	crappy	
1588	flavorless special asparagus lo mein	4	decent	Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 30
1589	moldy Knoll lo mein	3	crappy	
1590	adequate lo mein	4	good	
1591	flavorless olive lo mein	4	decent	
1592	spoiled tiny squat hot hi mein	1	crappy	
1593	moldy hi mein	3	crappy	
1594	decent super-sized hi mein	5	good	
1595	decent hi mein	3	good	
1596	small normal blurry pulsating sleazy hi mein	2	good	
1597	blue Rosewater's Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	teal Senior LAAAAME merit badge of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	huge jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	drinkable tumbling tangarita with a fly in it	3	good	
1601	acceptable high-proof mandarina colada with a fly in it	6	good	
1602	perfectly mixed prussian cathouse with a fly in it	4	EPIC	
1603	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Mae West with a fly in it	1	EPIC	
1604	powdered skewed astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	vaporized twirling huge narrow ultimate wad	1		
1607	dry shaking libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 63
1608	liquefied non-anodized eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 43
1609	super-energized perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 27
1610	flattened moist blurry eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 12
1611	magnetized squat bouncing spinning potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 61
1612	cold-filtered modified concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 64
1613	pulsating Sinatra's coffin lid	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1614	grievous satin shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1615	Cerebral Cloche of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	yellow prompt Cerebral Culottes	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	gray ruddy personal trainer's smartaleck's Cerebral Crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	wobbly ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	double-modified tarnished astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	warmed blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	dry green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	ionized adjusted orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	ionized purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	corrupted pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	smelly raspberry beret	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	tumbling jittery pixel shield	0		Item Drop: +5
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	lime green Spanish fly	0		
1634	perfectly mixed twirling around the world	4	EPIC	
1635	yellow wobbly scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	pulsating Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	concentrated modified teal lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 61
1638	extra-oxidized lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 61
1639	modified warmed mirror lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 69
1640	polymerized twirling skewed lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 42
1641	alkaline magnetized lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 23
1642	hand-crafted Grimacite Bock	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	delicious wedge of gray cheese	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	maroon hot and sauce	0		
1645	jittery and sauce	0		
1646	blinking and sauce	0		
1647	lime green stench and sauce	0		
1648	wobbly shaking sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	twirling brick	0		Free Pull
1650	wobbly narrow milk of magnesium	0		
1651	big spoiled bouncing foie gras	5	crappy	
1652	dry boiled jittery candy brain	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	flame-wreathed banded Herculean jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	rosy-cheeked wad of Crovacite of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1655	wobbly gravedigger's boxer's collar	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	pulsating Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	blinking wobbly Radio KoL Keychain of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1662	upside-down Radio KoL Antenna Ball of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1663	Radio KoL Flashlight of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1664	Radio KoL Maracas of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1665	curative Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1666	hardy Radio KoL Patch	0		Maximum HP: +50
1667	narrow perfumed Cat-Herding Prod	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1668	pulsating razor-sharp star boomerang	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1669	star stiletto of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1670	twirling fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	spinning gravedigger's veiny grave robbing shovel	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
1674	tumbling weightlifter's superhero mask	0		Muscle: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	skewed ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	twirling pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	spinning miser's beefcake's sword	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +10
1680	huge sage staff of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1681	Rosewater's bubblewrap sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30
1682	supercool bubblewrap staff of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1683	fireproof sage bubblewrap crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1684	boxer's beefcake's styrofoam sword	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10
1685	tumbling maroon flame-wreathed scorching styrofoam staff	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1686	extremely unsafe sage styrofoam crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1687	purple blinking Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	Oprah's personal trainer's crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1689	tumbling fireproof ribbon	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	Usain Bolt's sizzling discarded bottlecap	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	wobbly reassuring discarded torn-up glove of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	Vulcanized chilled jittery huge salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 57
1693	nitrogenated irradiated dry eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 26
1694	polarized gray Frogade	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 32
1695	dry ionized pulsating papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 64
1696	decent blinking royal jelly taco	3	good	
1697	stale enchanted tumbling tofu taco	4	decent	Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 25
1698	gigantic decent jumping bean taco	10	good	
1699	bland spinning catgut taco	3	decent	
1700	spoiled goat cheese taco	3	crappy	
1701	rotten red pr0n taco	3	crappy	
1702	liquefied ionized alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 57
1703	blue mirror Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	tumbling shingle	0		
1705	fuchsia flaregun	0		
1706	teal flame-retardant mansplainer's weightlifter's sword	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1
1707	avaricious rosewater-soaked flypaper staff of the glutton	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100
1708	Jim Carey's shellacked grease gun of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25
1709	tumbling ghostly olive censurious Van der Graaf wholesome sword of static	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1710	tumbling gravedigger's smelly Sinatra's wiffle-flail	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
1711	ribald steel-toed bubble bauble bow of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
1712	frightening chilly boxer's Frost™ brand sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
1713	shaking spinning Samson's strapping squeaky staff	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5
1714	Annie Oakley's can cannon of terror of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: 60
1715	ghostly starchy sword of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1716	yellow spinning auspicious starchy staff	0		Item Drop: +10
1717	frightening starchy crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1718	educational pestoblade of courage	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
1719	Newton's cool poutine pole	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1720	curdflinger of the scaredy-cat of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +7
1721	lime green greedy muculent machete of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1722	therapeutic glistening staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1723	smelly curative repeating crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	shellacked dense meat sword	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1729	curative dense meat staff	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1730	jittery dense meat crossbow of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1731	aromatic brainy Spirit Precipice of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +1
1732	flame-retardant fortified smoldering staff of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
1733	censurious careful hardened hot cross bow	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1734	maroon electrified brawny sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Alters Page Text
1735	steel-toed meatspout staff of the brute of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1736	shaking flame-wreathed curative carob cannon of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1737	fuchsia bouncing scorching toasty ruddy shuddersword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: 30
1738	veiny slick cool hairy staff	0		Moxie: 15, Maximum HP: +10
1739	bouncing up-at-dawn flame-wreathed wizardly projectile icemaker	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
1740	Jack Frost's brawny buffalo blade of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
1741	Oprah's ruddy cheesestick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1742	narrow ruddy potato pistol of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25
1743	Socratic savory sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1744	savory staff of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1745	supercharged savory crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1746	flame-wreathed Lo Pan's grievous Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1747	hardened sage soylent staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3
1748	inspector's goulauncher of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15
1749	huge olive defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	ghostly Da Vinci's Gnollish pie server	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1751	sharpshooter's Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1752	manspreader's Knob Goblin spatula	0		Monster Level: +10
1753	red occult jack flapper	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1754	Sherlock's filthy pestle	0		Item Drop: +25
1755	Knob Goblin melon baller of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1756	Lo Pan's huge spoon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1757	bouncing pizza cutter of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1758	squat careful star spatula	0		Monster Level: -10
1759	stanky educational foon of fulmination	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1760	foul-smelling nasty foon of frigidity	0		Stench Damage: 15
1761	ghostly auspicious mansplainer's foon of foulness	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +10
1762	spinning studded foon of fearfulness of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +100
1763	electrified beefy foon of fleshiness	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1764	lime green Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	shaking Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	tumbling Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	rotten narrow fricasseed brains	3	crappy	
1770	fancy toothsome super-sized brains casserole	5	awesome	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 45
1771	weightlifter's butcherknife	0		Muscle: +15
1772	spinning executive corn holder	0		Meat Drop: +40
1773	huge eggbeater of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1774	watered-down aged bottle of popskull	2	awesome	
1775	wobbly spinning executive dishrag	0		Meat Drop: +40
1776	snack-sized normal stale baguette	2	good	
1777	blinking purple leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	stale wobbly dinner	3	decent	
1779	katana of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Synergetic
1780	quilted ram stick	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1781	enchantlers of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	gravedigger's ram-battering staff of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
1783	miniature delicious bouncing crazy Turkish delight	2	awesome	
1784	yellow coward's Oprah's Snow Queen Crown	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	squat olive executive Samson's ga-ga radio of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40
1786	ghostly six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	moist huge bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 47
1788	cyan unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	drinkable Ram's Face Lager	3	good	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	jittery double-paned friendly hale Travoltan trousers	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	careful pool cue of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25
1794	colloidal anodized ghostly handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 67
1795	Newton's Counterclockwise Watch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	gray bouncing misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	upside-down animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	blinking blinking animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	twirling second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	huge third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	upside-down red mirror first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	lime green sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	bouncing seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	upside-down eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	ghostly first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	jittery second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	blurry third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	gray sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	narrow olive first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	mirror upside-down second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ghostly ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	ghostly tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	wobbly upside-down left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	tumbling left sixth rib	0		
1845	twirling left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	jittery left ninth rib	0		
1848	ghostly left tenth rib	0		
1849	bouncing left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	upside-down right third rib	0		
1854	fuchsia blinking right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	fuchsia right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	jittery twirling olive left scapula	0		
1865	skewed right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	pulsating right humerus	0		
1870	blurry blinking left radius	0		
1871	olive right radius	0		
1872	squat left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	lime green right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	blinking left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	red left first front claw	0		
1883	wobbly left second front claw	0		
1884	spinning left third front claw	0		
1885	narrow left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	shaking ghostly right third front claw	0		
1889	twirling twirling right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	huge ghostly left first rear claw	0		
1893	narrow left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	wobbly right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	wool 1-ball	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1901	2-ball of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1902	greedy wool 3-ball	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20
1903	perfumed 4-ball of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
1904	supercharged stylish 5-ball	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1905	fuchsia resourceful occult 6-ball	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50
1906	huge ghostly knitted 7-ball	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	weightlifter's clockwork sword of the sewer of doom	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1911	gravedigger's Samson's clockwork staff of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
1912	upside-down brawny clockwork crossbow of the overflowing toilet of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	blurry Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	twirling coin purse	0		
1919	squat English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	narrow scorching wakizashi	0		Hot Damage: +25, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	narrow roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	green KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	bouncing spinning scary death orb	0		
1928	fuchsia tuning fork	0		
1929	Sherlock's greaves	0		Item Drop: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	deadly helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	ribald spear of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Breakable
1932	shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Breakable
1933	jittery deadly pitchfork	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1934	broken sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1935	squat snarling wolf shield of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Synergetic
1936	flame-wreathed lupine sword	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Synergetic
1937	jittery snake shield of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Synergetic
1938	serpentine sword of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	cyan foul-smelling Rosewater's 9-ball of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1941	Sinatra's boxer's seal pendant	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	bouncing up-at-dawn smelly turtle brooch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	olive noodle ring of the wise owl of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	scandalous forbidden saucepan earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	reassuring stanky disco ball pendant	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	accordion pin of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	Annie Oakley's Samson's worn tophat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	pulsating fireproof tap shoes of courage	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1949	adequate Manetwich	3	good	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	special bad bottle of Pinot Renoir	4	decent	Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 25
1952	big rotten desiccated apricot	5	crappy	
1953	drinkable skewed flute of flat champagne	3	good	
1954	big normal pulsating dehydrated caviar	5	good	
1955	shaking styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	aged snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3	awesome	
1957	spinning quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	tumbling scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	altered liquefied Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 21
1963	blinking dance card	0		
1964	slick opera mask	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	aromatic Amulet of Yendor of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	olive jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	zippy energetic shrimp fork	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20
1973	cyan blinking half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	purple baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	shaking gravy fairy	0		
1977	jittery gravy fairy	0		
1978	purple gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	spinning hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	wobbly mind flayer	0		
1987	ghostly undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	blinking angry cow	0		
1989	twirling Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	blurry rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	blue heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	tumbling lime green pulsating right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	olive pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	huge The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	wobbly Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	green Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	squat Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	fuchsia The Snake trading card	0		
2011	tumbling Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	squat Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	mirror spade necklace	0		
2018	tumbling club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	rotten fancy big spinning cherry pie	5	crappy	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 10
2021	big stale strawberry pie	5	decent	
2022	yummy green lemon meringue pie	3	awesome	
2023	cyan ghostly Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	
2024	normal mixed wildflower greens	3	good	
2025	flavorless handful of walnuts	3	decent	
2026	toothsome squat nutty organic salad	3	awesome	
2027	bland super salad	3	decent	
2028	rotten tofu wonton	3	crappy	
2029	shaking hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	MacGyver's Lockenstock™ sandals of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2031	upside-down Annie Oakley's didgeridooka	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2032	shaking greasy Oprah's bullet-proof corduroys	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	cyan round sunglasses of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2034	shaking avaricious wicker shield	0		Meat Drop: +30
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	oxidized squat radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 39
2037	flattened blurry squat wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 49
2038	non-corrupted magnetized ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 31
2039	mirror x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	fuchsia skewed patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	pulsating tumbling ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	decent diet tumbling bouncing brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1	good	
2046	stale huge frat brats	3	decent	
2047	snack-sized bland knob ka-bobs	2	decent	
2049	bad gray can of Swiller	3	decent	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	mirror sunken eyes	0		
2052	red reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	blue market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	dry maroon adder bladder	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 28
2057	pension check	0		
2058	green picnic basket	0		
2059	activated altered Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 57
2060	sizzling friendly sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10
2061	bouncing careful helmet	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	lime green wobbly huge rosewater-soaked shield of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
2063	stale miniature blackberry	2	decent	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	wobbly PADL Phone	0		
2066	stanky kick-ass kicks of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2067	blurry sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	pulsating prompt beer helmet	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	crafty medical-grade distressed denim pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	twirling perforated battle paddle of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2072	blurry lion tamer's Sinatra's flashing novelty button	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +2
2073	careful glowstick of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	tumbling miser's anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Meat Drop: +10
2075	shaking sinister spandex anniversary shorts	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	prompt jar of anniversary jam	0		Adventures: +3
2077	pulsating up-at-dawn bucket of anniversary lard	0		Adventures: +5
2078	executive anniversary concrete fedora	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	padded makeshift turban of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	squat narrow makeshift cape of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2081	Lo Pan's makeshift skirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	squat makeshift crane	0		
2084	huge can of starch	0		
2085	modified pulsating bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	powdered cyan bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 30
2087	compressed tube of hair oil	1		
2088	non-flattened jittery Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 39
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	blinking auspicious Jeselnik's pilgrim shield of the cougar of the storm of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	hors d'oeuvre tray of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2094	rotten small huge ballroom blintz	2	crappy	
2095	shaking towel	0		
2096	dehydrated guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 20
2097	tumbling horrifying 17-ball	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	teal spinning bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	pulsating vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	yellow empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	narrow rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	cyan stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	blurry fuchsia wheel of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	sharpshooter's prehistoric spear	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	censurious mansplainer's fire	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	manspreader's Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Monster Level: +10
2121	Annie Oakley's ASCII shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2122	vibrating safety vest of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2123	healthy eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2125	blurry therapeutic Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2126	knitted Fonzie's bronze breastplate	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +3
2127	razor-sharp hat hacker T-shirt of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	experienced killer rag doll	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	incredibly marionette of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	bouncing dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	pulsating chaotic mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	prompt Socratic vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	inspector's toy crazy train	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	skewed length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	red felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	bouncing evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	rotten diet shaking frank	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	big yummy mirror plate of franks and beans	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	mediocre weak shot of blackberry schnapps	2	decent	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	mirror servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	pulsating computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	jittery ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	bouncing hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	veiny beefcake's toy ray gun	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	hardy baleful toy space helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	narrow MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	Sherlock's astronaut pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	toy jet pack of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	ghostly cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	skewed rough stone sphere	0		
2178	gray coward's obsidian dagger	0		Monster Level: -20
2179	spinning blinking skewed archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	jittery Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	spinning Harold's hammer	0		
2185	manspreader's Kiss the Knob apron	0		Monster Level: +10
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	jittery lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	acceptable flask of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	shaking yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	narrow book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	adequate candy stake	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	mediocre skewed eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	stale unspeakable fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	flavorless gingerbread horror	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	electrified but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	decent bite-sized bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	good	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	delicious twirling skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	huge bland tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	9	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	brainy plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	wholesome plastic yuletide troll	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	resourceful plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	red grievous plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	blinking deadly plastic Scream Queen	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	spinning time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	Tesla Crimbo tiki necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	Annie Oakley's bobble-hip hula elf doll of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: 35, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	educational Crimbo ukulele	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	razor-sharp Tiki lighter of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	Lo Pan's stiffened deck of tropical cards	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	pulsating manspreader's tropical paperweight of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	blinking tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	extremely unsafe Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	mirror resourceful Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	bland super ka-bob	3	decent	
2218	big rotten beer basted brat	5	crappy	
2219	vibrating Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	colloidal polarized concentrated upside-down and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	lime green ghostly Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	reassuring sage liar's pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	baleful juggler's balls of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	spinning yellow narrow wholesome pink shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	bouncing familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	electrified Newton's evil eyeball pendant	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	altered blinking arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	quadruple-polarized irradiated cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	chilled ionized toad horn	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	ghostly mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	perfumed bow tie	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 75
2234	mansplainer's calavera concertina	0		Monster Level: +15, Song Duration: 7
2235	beefcake's ratarang of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3
2236	pressed wobbly teal turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 65
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	lightning-fast pygmy nose-bone	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2239	hardy bad voodoo mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	Lo Pan's pygmy spear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2242	Vulcanized vacuum-sealed pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 60
2243	hardy grievous headhunter necktie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
2244	family-friendly rock-hard pointed stick	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2245	quilted knobby helmet turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	knobby kneepads of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2247	pulsating reassuring sewer turtle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2248	Temple Grandin's padded sebaceous shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
2249	electrified skeletortoise	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	blinking skewed thinker's box turtle	0		Mysticality: +10
2252	blue chaotic box turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2253	careful Socratic bottlecap turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -10
2254	executive lion tamer's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	furry turtle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	hale furry earmuffs	0		Maximum HP: +20
2257	flame-retardant reinforced furry underpants of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	purple photograph of God	0		
2260	yellow squat hard rock candy	0		
2261	twirling hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	teal lion oil	0		
2264	stale stunt nuts	3	decent	
2265	bland tiny wet stew	1	decent	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	lard-coated Staff of Fats	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2269	flavorless sausage wonton	3	decent	
2270	bouncing stiffened fortified belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
2271	drinkable skewed bottle of Merlot	3	good	
2272	drinkable weak bottle of Port	2	good	
2273	drinkable watered-down bottle of Pinot Noir	2	good	
2274	smooth bottle of Zinfandel	3	awesome	
2275	irresponsibly strong delicious bottle of Marsala	9	awesome	
2276	mediocre bottle of Muscat	3	decent	
2277	skewed Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	red Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	huge ghostly Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	upside-down Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	ghostly red seal-skull helmet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	skewed Eye of Ed	0		
2287	scorching personal trainer's glowstick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	squat encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	jittery really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	gray knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	shaking boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	red EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	chilled irradiated candy heart	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	improved olive pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	polarized green candy heart	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	triple-wet candy heart	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	flattened candy heart	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	energized dry squat candy heart	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	bouncing candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	green candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	olive carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	narrow worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	narrow narrow stone rose	0		
2327	cold-filtered pressed purple can of paint	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 27
2328	fuchsia jittery drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	shaking chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	blinking bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	miniature adequate lime green Better Than Cuddling Cake	2	good	
2333	bouncing ninja snowman	0		
2334	gray Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	electrified pipe of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2337	greasy reinforced beaded headband	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	stale massive pudding	8	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	smooth Blackfly Chardonnay	3	awesome	
2340	tolerable lime green & tan	3	good	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	rotten olive forest cake	4	crappy	
2343	bland forest ham	3	decent	
2344	anodized fuchsia filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 69
2345	activated boiled blinking filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 40
2346	corrupted galvanized unsweetened filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 28
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	knitted Newton's fire poi	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3
2353	bejeweled pledge pin of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	alkaline henna face paint	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 33
2356	cold-filtered wet tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 53
2357	greedy inspector's Gaia beads	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	twirling jittery clay bead	0		
2361	blinking family-friendly quilted hippy medical kit	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2362	hale Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +20
2363	chaotic longhaired hippy wig of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	Zim Merman's guitar of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2365	thinker's C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Mysticality: +10
2366	peel hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	lime green carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	censurious sinister flowing hippy skirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	gray smoke bomb	0		
2372	purple bunch of bananas	0		
2373	adequate banana	3	good	
2374	blurry banana peel	0		
2375	stale tumbling banana cream pie	3	decent	
2376	fancy distilled tolerable banana daiquiri	5	good	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 20
2377	tolerable bungle in the jungle	3	good	
2378	lime green banana spritzer	0		
2379	polymerized wet olive banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 46
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	skewed woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	auspicious sinister keg shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
2387	stanky finger	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2388	inspector's foul-smelling war tongs	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
2389	bouncing Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	manspreader's asbestos apron	0		Monster Level: +10
2391	healthy beaten-up Chucks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2392	spinning zippy natty ascot	0		Initiative: +20
2393	slick wreath of laurels of the cougar	0		Moxie: 30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	ghostly tumbling asbestos-lined Da Vinci's Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	savvy tube sock	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	double-paned energy drink IV	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2399	pulsating teal Elmley shades of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2400	spinning molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	purple lard-coated beer bong of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2402	spinning gauze garter	0		
2403	pulsating barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	mirror jam band flyers	0		
2405	tumbling rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	spinning pink bat eye	0		
2408	skewed worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	bouncing lime green rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	wobbly bounty-hunting helmet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	bounty-hunting rifle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2418	narrow Newton's bounty-hunting pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	pickled extra-vacuum-sealed bouncing bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 26
2420	modified corrupted jittery teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 54
2421	irradiated huge bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 39
2422	super-corrupted chilled irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 52
2423	dry concentrated oxidized skewed Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 60
2424	galvanized ionized cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 38
2425	denatured chilled blurry narrow can of spinach	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 20
2426	quadruple-cold-filtered fire flower	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 35
2427	dry freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 12
2428	improved nitrogenated jittery upside-down fake blood	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 39
2429	adjusted Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 22
2430	polymerized pulsating bag of lard	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 41
2431	ionized teal bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 31
2432	enhanced concentrated SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 61
2433	oxidized bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 55
2434	aerosolized fuchsia eyedrops	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 27
2435	chilled mirror ghostly Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 59
2436	unsweetened ionized donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 37
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	cyan scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	squat unnatural gas	0		
2441	spinning Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	healthy pink glowstick of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	mediocre high-proof Supernova Champagne	9	decent	
2445	mirror Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	squat tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	cyan educational goatskin umbrella	0		Experience: +1
2452	yellow electrified smartaleck's wool hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	shaking hale belt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
2455	jittery medical-grade bar whip	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2456	Socratic barskin buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2457	arcane researcher's whip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2458	skewed savvy barskin loincloth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	twirling avaricious tighty whiteys	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	teal Socratic yak toupee	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	decent small fuchsia bowl of Bounty-Os	2	good	
2465	artisanal blinking Oreille Divisée brandy	4	EPIC	
2466	olive pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	jittery bundle of receipts	0		
2470	mirror cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	twirling spinning wilted lettuce	0		
2473	jittery teal empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	flame-wreathed beefy clown wig	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	prompt clownskin belt	0		Adventures: +3, Clowniness: 50
2477	Van der Graaf clownskin buckler	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Clowniness: 50
2478	greasy clown whip	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	squat Usain Bolt's demon-horned hat	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	prompt demon buckler	0		Adventures: +3
2482	flame-retardant dog trainer's demon whip of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
2483	scorching barskin cloak	0		Hot Damage: +25
2484	shellacked weightlifter's snakeskin duster	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 7
2485	curative clownskin harness of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 50
2486	electrified demonskin jacket of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2487	hipposkin poncho of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2488	yak anorak of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2489	green rock-hard tuxedo shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2490	bouncing greedy aromatic gnauga hide vest	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20
2491	bouncing shirt kit	0		
2492	twirling tropical orchid	0		
2493	blinking stick of dynamite	0		
2494	gray upside-down deadly Necrotelicomnicon of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
2495	brainy Cookbook of the Damned of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 20
2496	toasty baleful Sinful Desires	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	pulsating Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	mirror extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	twirling lime green necklace chain	0		
2506	twirling beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	fuchsia ghostly beach glass necklace of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2509	blinking green up-at-dawn peace-sign necklace	0		Adventures: +5
2510	pulsating Usain Bolt's smooth round sunglasses	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	huge Van der Graaf beefcake's spark plug earring	0		Muscle: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2514	mirror stylish beefy woven baling wire bracelets	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25
2515	jittery upside-down supercool gearbox necklace of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50
2516	clever wrench bracelet of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20
2517	jittery mansplainer's sharpshooter's chain necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
2518	sage sawblade shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2519	drinkable McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4	good	
2520	acceptable melted Jell-o shot	4	good	
2521	tolerable jittery cruelty-free wine	3	good	
2522	distilled perfectly mixed mirror olive thistle wine	5	EPIC	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	enchanted adequate green fish	3	good	Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 15
2526	half-sized stale fish casserole	2	decent	
2527	decent fish lasagna	3	good	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	low-calorie bland gnatloaf	1	decent	
2530	bland gnatloaf casserole	4	decent	
2531	moldy gnat lasagna	3	crappy	
2532	mirror pork	0		
2533	miniature stale pork chop sandwiches	2	decent	
2534	spoiled fancy pork casserole	4	crappy	Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 15
2535	enchanted yummy pork lasagna	4	awesome	Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 30
2536	blinking twirling yellow canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	occult Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	Vulcanized concentrated skewed lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	quantum upside-down tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	polymerized begpwnia	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	anodized adjusted chilled upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	liquefied denatured half-orchid	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	ribald smartaleck's tin star	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	tumbling double-paned sage outrageous sombrero	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	manspreader's cool "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	frosty Newton's Samson's Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	Squeezebox of the Ages of dire peril of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	jittery wobbly foul-smelling Chelonian Morningstar of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	educational Hammer of Smiting of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	quilted 17-alarm Saucepan of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	upside-down resourceful razor-sharp Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	blinking upside-down half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	gray can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	maroon squat Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	ghostly Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	deionized irradiated maroon upside-down ant agonist	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 43
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	medical-grade cactus quill of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2578	asbestos-lined Jim Carey's healthy Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
2579	yummy teal cactus fruit	3	awesome	
2580	jittery stanky extremely unsafe scorpion whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2581	blurry handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	immense moldy blurry centipede eggs	8	crappy	
2584	Jim Carey's wonderwall shield	0		Monster Level: +25
2585	upside-down dance instructor's Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2586	twirling General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Item Drop: +5
2587	olive friendly Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2588	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2589	moldy hot date	3	crappy	
2590	artisanal watered-down distilled fortified wine	2	EPIC	
2591	flavorless tasty tart	3	decent	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	decent squat Knob pasty	3	good	
2594	acceptable pulsating thermos full of Knob coffee	3	good	
2595	frozen Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 19
2596	fuchsia leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	wobbly gravedigger's dog trainer's Staff of the Midnight Snack of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
2602	zippy arcane researcher's Staff of Blood and Pudding of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	shaking flame-retardant Tuesday's ruby	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	olive blurry narrow dog trainer's palm-frond whip	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2608	squat palm-frond net	0		
2609	upside-down Sherlock's electrified palm-frond capris	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	wholesome extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	lime green zippy palm-frond cloak	0		Initiative: +20
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	pulsating mojo filter	0		
2615	adequate savoy truffle	4	good	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	fortified Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	thick flavorless unidentified jerky	5	decent	
2621	pulsating teal wicked dance instructor's nasty rat mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	Sherlock's baleful ratskin belt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2623	inspector's smelly rattail whip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
2624	spinning smartaleck's smooth bat hat	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	cyan zippy clever bat whip	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +20
2626	jittery dance instructor's bat-ass jacket of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +20
2627	mansplainer's clever catskin cap	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	bouncing tumbling Samson's catskin buckler of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -25
2629	pulsating lime green chilly wizardly tail o' nine cats	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +5
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	moist ionized maroon gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 65
2632	electrified electrified mother's helper	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 50
2633	tumbling bouncing supercool Rosewater's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20
2634	maroon mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	hale mummy mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	spinning brawny gauze shorts of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	fuchsia gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	twirling upside-down cherry soda	0		
2640	manspreader's supercool greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	spinning asbestos-lined electrified cowboy hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	Jim Carey's Maxwell's Silver Hammer of courage	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
2643	twirling lard-coated happiness	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2644	ghostly feather	0		
2645	wobbly feather	0		
2646	shaking frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	zippy Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	spoiled fuchsia twirling S.T.L.T.	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	flavorless mirror honey-dew	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	irresponsibly strong acceptable Xanadian	7	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	deionized fuchsia bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	nippy coward's Drowsy Sword	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +10
2657	normal fancy escargotsicle	3	good	Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	bad bottle of realpagne	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	lime green tumbling albatross necklace of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	powdered not-a-pipe	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	smooth flask of Amontillado	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	Van der Graaf ball mask	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	narrow careful Can-Can skirt	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	denatured non-dry sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	non-warmed flattened jittery bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	modified ionized twirling bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	aerosolized energized blinking spiky collar	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	dried narrow can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	modified jittery patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	pickled blinking twirling Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	drinkable blurry shot of nepenthe schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	gray shaking library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	corrupted liquefied bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	boiled skewed handful of moss	1		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 35
2676	modified blue bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	powdered protein powder	1		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 25
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	polarized wet red sparkler	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 51
2680	irradiated polarized blinking snake	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 15, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	nitrogenated irradiated olive M-242	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 34
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	tumbling ghostly Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	ghostly Lo Pan's armgun of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
2685	huge seashell necklace	0		
2686	red commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	Usain Bolt's frightening strapping dreadlock whip	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
2689	occult brainy beer-a-pult	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25
2690	olive upside-down cast-iron legacy paddle of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -25
2691	rotten handful of nuts and berries	3	crappy	
2692	olive censurious supercool driftwood sculpture	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2693	bouncing rosewater-soaked Newton's massive sitar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +3
2694	wholesome stone baseball cap of the bloodbag of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	acceptable cup of beer	3	good	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	mirror duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	huge resourceful cool duct tape shirt	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50
2700	therapeutic duct tape fedora of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	padded brainy duct tape sword	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +20
2702	blurry family-friendly ribald duct tape dockers	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	teal duct tape buckler of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	Oprah's vibrating stylish blackberry slippers	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: 60, Single Equip
2706	spinning wool ribald blackberry moccasins of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2707	skewed knitted therapeutic deadly blackberry combat boots	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2708	vacuum-sealed spinning funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 35
2709	bouncing exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	dry boiled facepaint	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 68
2712	concentrated blinking narrow sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 66
2713	colloidal Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 58
2714	shaking floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	avaricious greedy battered hubcap of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: 50
2717	spinning vibrating brawny hood ornament of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: 50
2718	shaking spare kidney	0		
2719	MacGyver's beefcake's hand-carved bokken of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100
2720	shellacked stiffened educational hand-carved bow	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 8
2721	MacGyver's Fonzie's hand-carved staff of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100
2722	blurry avaricious ribald weightlifter's Staff of the Greasefire of bravery	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30
2723	sharpshooter's Herculean Staff of the Grand Flambé of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2724	spoiled bowl of rye sprouts	4	crappy	
2725	rotten cyan cob of corn	3	crappy	
2726	yummy diet juniper berries	1	awesome	
2727	delicious massive plum	9	awesome	
2728	spoiled big pear	5	crappy	
2729	stale peach	4	decent	
2730	delicious distilled plum wine	5	awesome	
2731	acceptable weak lime green shot of pear schnapps	2	good	
2732	smooth weak green twirling shot of peach schnapps	2	awesome	
2733	rotten spinning bunch of square grapes	3	crappy	
2734	jumbo decent special brown sugar cane	5	good	Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 25
2735	normal sandwich of the gods	3	good	
2736	artisanal Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4	EPIC	
2737	vaporized yellow leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	mirror pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	galvanized gray panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 67
2740	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of the overflowing toilet of the businessman of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +100
2741	lousy strong boilermaker	5	decent	
2742	rotten super-sized wobbly steel lasagna	5	quest	
2743	perfectly mixed steel margarita	4	quest	
2744	twisted skewed steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 10
2745	polymerized diffused triple-dry gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 16
2746	improved ionized chilled extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 42
2747	twirling upside-down chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	yellow coward's furniture dolly	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2749	Staff of the Grease Trap of the wise owl of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20
2750	zippy fireproof Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2751	purple friendly Lead Zeta of Chastity of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2752	aromatic shellacked Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2753	ribald Jim Carey's Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2754	gray ghostly Nickel Gamma of Frugality of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2755	family-friendly Iron Beta of Industry of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2756	twirling Jeselnik's cool Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2757	narrow skewed tumbling careful medical-grade Red Balloon of Valor	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2758	green skewed MacGyver's supercool Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2759	resourceful hale Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
2760	educational Green Clover of Justice of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2761	scandalous dangerous Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2762	nasty MacGyver's Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2763	mirror extremely unsafe Pink Heart of Spirit of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2764	green chilly dog trainer's Order of the Silver Wossname of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2765	twirling Harold's bell	0		
2766	upside-down bowling ball	0		
2767	immense adequate Crimbo pie	8	good	
2768	adequate small shaking pear tart	2	good	
2769	adequate peach pie	4	good	
2770	concentrated double-improved huge squat chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 25
2771	polymerized handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 39
2772	wobbly steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	filigreed hamethyst earring of the brazier of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
2778	brawny filigreed hamethyst necklace of the brazier of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2779	energetic curative filigreed hamethyst ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2780	rosy-cheeked personal trainer's baconstone earring of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2781	lightning-fast toasty baconstone necklace	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2782	greasy veiny baconstone ring of terror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2783	greasy fortified pulled porquoise earring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2784	olive pulled porquoise pendant of mayonnaise of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2785	Lo Pan's extremely unsafe Sinatra's pulled porquoise ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
2786	olive slick Earring of Fire of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2787	lime green Pendant of Fire of the dark arts of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2788	maroon blurry Ring of Fire of Tarzan of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2789	wicked extremely unsafe Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2790	pulsating supercharged Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2791	shaking padded beefcake's Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
2792	Temple Grandin's Unspeakable Earring of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2793	strapping Choker of the Ultragoth of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2794	gravedigger's Van der Graaf The Ring	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2795	twirling green Nose Ring of Putrescence of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2796	red squat smartaleck's supercool Putrid Pendant	0		Moxie Percent: 50, Single Equip
2797	deadly thinker's Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
2798	prompt Tesla Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2799	blurry scandalous Mudflap-Girl Necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2800	reassuring Rosewater's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2801	maroon vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	diffused nitrogenated vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 19
2805	quadruple-ionized vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 44
2806	super-dry vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 54
2807	boiled non-electrified blue flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 38
2808	irradiated flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 67
2809	polarized oxidized flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 45
2810	galvanized wobbly jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 18
2811	triple-galvanized twirling jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 35
2812	modified huge jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 40
2813	shaking Samson's savvy Beret	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	twirling bouncing censurious therapeutic Bludgeon of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Brimstone
2815	red huge supercharged energetic Sinatra's Bunker	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: 50, Brimstone
2816	family-friendly manspreader's resourceful Boxers	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	dance instructor's supercool Brooch of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	miser's ruddy dangerous Bracelet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	Newton's sage Grimacite gasmask	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	fuchsia ruddy Grimacite gat of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	upside-down ribald Grimacite gaiters of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	blinking forbidden stylish Grimacite gauntlets	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	blinking curative Grimacite go-go boots of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	narrow deadly Grimacite girdle of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Grimacite gown of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	mirror flame-retardant Tesla Da Vinci's Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2827	shaking anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	shaking teal really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	rotten digital key lime pie	4	crappy	
2833	yummy star key lime pie	3	awesome	
2834	huge prompt inspector's hale bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	cool indie comic hipster glasses	0		Moxie: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	blinking wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mirror mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	pulsating jittery friendly glowstick of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	stanky Periodical Paintbrush	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only
2840	bad practically non-alcoholic bottle of cooking sherry	1	decent	
2841	moldy packet of ketchup	4	crappy	
2842	mediocre accidental cider	4	decent	
2843	tasty wobbly upside-down dire fudgesicle	3	awesome	
2844	horrifying resourceful Socratic navel ring of navel gazing of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2848	wobbly Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	delicious watered-down moonberry wine cooler	2	awesome	
2851	moldy fine aged cheddarwurst	4	crappy	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	jittery ghostly Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	blurry pulsating bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	Annie Oakley's sinister huge mosquito proboscis	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2856	extra-oxidized blurry swamp lolly	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 39
2857	pressed activated wet seegar butt	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 47
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	jittery hardy witch wart of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +50
2860	delicious enchanted bouncing swamp muck	3	awesome	Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 40
2861	hardy padded leechknife of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40
2862	shaking decomposed boot	0		
2863	colloidal warmed dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 35
2864	jittery stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	tumbling blue smartaleck's beaver spear of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100
2866	blurry Fonzie's savvy shamanic beads	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1
2867	smooth dilapidated wizard hat of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	quantum electrified pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 48
2869	electrified non-colloidal squat pirate brochure	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 64
2870	chilled ionized tarnished ghostly pirate tract	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 39
2871	huge blue burnt flower	0		
2872	padded deadly plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20
2873	wobbly rosewater-soaked smelly plastic Ed the Undying	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
2874	blurry electrified plastic Lord Spookyraven of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2875	upside-down plastic Dr. Awkward of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2876	plastic protector spectre of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2877	tumbling mirror wicked plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Spell Damage: +5
2878	fireproof plastic Boss Bat	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2879	jittery flame-wreathed plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2880	mirror stanky plastic Bonerdagon	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2881	sizzling plastic The Man	0		Hot Damage: +10
2882	plastic The Big Wisniewski of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2883	ghostly brawny plastic Felonia	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2884	groovy plastic Beelzebozo	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2885	yellow horrifying plastic conservationist hippy	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2886	olive boxer's plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2887	plastic angry bugbear of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2888	narrow tumbling lime green plastic anime smiley of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2889	mirror huge Rosewater's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2890	coward's plastic astronomer	0		Monster Level: -20
2891	skewed careful plastic beanbat	0		Monster Level: -10
2892	upside-down plastic blooper of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2893	huge dance instructor's plastic brainsweeper	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2894	plastic briefcase bat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2895	up-at-dawn plastic demoninja	0		Adventures: +5
2896	experienced plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Experience: +2
2897	chilly plastic drunk goat	0		Cold Damage: +5
2898	cool plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Moxie: +5
2899	teal groovy plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2900	jittery horrifying plastic handsome mariachi	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2901	rock-hard plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2902	resourceful plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Maximum MP: +50
2903	blue Lo Pan's plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2904	cool plastic Knott Yeti	0		Moxie: +5
2905	huge lime green grievous plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2906	ghostly plastic lobsterfrogman of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2907	plastic ninja snowman of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2908	plastic Orcish Frat Boy of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2909	plastic G Imp of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2910	blue supercharged plastic goth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2911	plastic cubist bull of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2912	flame-retardant plastic scary clown	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2913	studded plastic smarmy pirate	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2914	upside-down plastic spiny skelelton of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2915	teal plastic Spam Witch of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2916	blinking shellacked plastic vampire	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2917	plastic taco cat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2918	twirling Da Vinci's plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2919	ghostly lard-coated plastic warwelf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2920	plastic whitesnake of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2921	lightning-fast plastic XXX pr0n	0		Initiative: +40
2922	spinning plastic zmobie of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2923	plastic Protagonist of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2924	greedy plastic Spunky Princess	0		Meat Drop: +20
2925	plastic topiary golem of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2926	Jeselnik's plastic senile lihc	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2927	cyan greasy plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2928	plastic Gnomester Blomester of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2929	ghostly Rosewater's plastic Trouser Snake	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2930	skewed razor-sharp plastic Axe Wound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2931	stanky plastic Hellion	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2932	skewed plastic Black Knight of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2933	rosewater-soaked plastic pair of tweezers	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2934	cyan plastic fruit golem of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2935	Herculean plastic fluffy bunny	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2936	tumbling huge castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	blurry unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	small stale Surprise Egg	2	decent	
2941	modified Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 53
2942	anodized mirror chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 14
2943	diffused liquefied Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 20
2945	blurry friendly grievous party hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	chilly V for Vivala mask of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	special smooth shot of rotgut	3	awesome	Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 40
2949	double-adjusted vacuum-sealed jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 62
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	purple Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	ribald scandalous glowstick	0		Sleaze Damage: 15, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	Socratic tip jar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2955	special bland huge yam candy	10	decent	Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 45
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	pulsating rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	fancy normal tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4	good	Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 15
2959	Sherlock's rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Item Drop: +25
2960	flavorless small fancy single-serving herbal stuffing	2	decent	Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 50
2961	decent tumbling mirror packet of tofurkey gravy	3	good	
2962	normal tofurkey nugget	3	good	
2963	ghostly rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	spinning mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	blurry Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	unsweetened improved Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 43
2968	adjusted Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 32
2969	yummy snack-sized creamsicle	2	awesome	
2970	artisanal cream stout	3	EPIC	
2971	twirling Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked curmudgel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2972	twirling squat grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	grumpy man charrrm bracelet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2974	blurry tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	gray electrified weightlifter's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2976	tolerable boozy wobbly bilge wine	5	good	
2977	fortified witty rapier	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2978	inspector's rosy-cheeked yohohoyo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15
2979	improved extra-Vulcanized quadruple-galvanized bouncing red fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59
2980	wobbly booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	lime green ghostly groovy booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	huge cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	gravedigger's copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	narrow deadly brawny tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
2988	blinking bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	Jeselnik's clingfilm trousers	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	MacGyver's Herculean clingfilm cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	lightning-fast clingfilm slippers	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2992	fuchsia clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	spoiled vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	crappy	
2994	nitrogenated true grit	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 27
2995	gray Jim Carey's hale buoybottoms of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	lime green brawny grungy flannel shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2997	beefcake's grungy bandana of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	Rosewater's grassy cutlass	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	skewed Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	pegleg of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
3002	knitted lamé pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	tumbling up-at-dawn enormous hoop earring	0		Adventures: +5
3004	dangerous Newton's costume sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10
3005	tumbling rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	purple scorching rainbow pearl earring of the early riser	0		Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	perfumed greasy rainbow pearl necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	tumbling avaricious rainbow pearl ring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	Oprah's shellacked Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3010	spinning frightening Fonzie's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +5
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	shaking simple key	0		
3014	mirror ornate key	0		
3015	wobbly gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	huge red ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	gray all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	jittery small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic pulsating corpse on the beach	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3026	drinkable lime green corpsetini	4	good	
3027	lousy corpsedriver	4	decent	
3028	drinkable irresponsibly strong Corpse Island iced tea	10	good	
3029	weak artisanal red-headed corpse	2	EPIC	
3030	mediocre kamicorpse-ee	4	decent	
3031	aged corpsel	3	awesome	
3032	special smooth tumbling corpsebite	3	awesome	Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 10
3033	toasty pirate fledges	0		Hot Damage: +5, Look like a Pirate
3034	narrow maroon shaking piece of thirteen	0		
3035	jumbo toothsome mirror pearl onion	5	awesome	
3036	normal sea biscuit	3	good	
3037	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic bottle of rum	1	EPIC	
3038	hand-crafted watered-down lime green mirror bottle of black-label rum	2	EPIC	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	green Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	gray metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	teal blinking jittery metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	yummy jittery nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	moldy mirror nanite-infested candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	moldy gigantic nanite-infested fruitcake	8	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	watered-down bad nanite-infested eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	red El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	green pulsating Da Vinci's eyepatch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	scandalous cutlass	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3052	breeches of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	non-cold-filtered red candy heart	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	nitrogenated blurry cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	squat crafty metallic foil cat ears	0		Maximum MP: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	teal nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	spinning iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	skewed LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	huge gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	mirror gravedigger's cyborg doll	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	wobbly buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	toy maglev monorail of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	spinning General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	narrow laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	ghostly wobbly lime green marionette collective of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	spinning ribald borg sock monkey	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	dog trainer's deadly roboduck-on-a-string	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	twirling ghostly mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	pulsating flame-wreathed stiffened biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	smartaleck's C.B.F.G. of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	dog trainer's occult biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	frozen aerosolized vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	skewed tumbling prompt handmade hobby horse	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	careful ball-in-a-cup	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	stiffened set of jacks	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	normal laser-broiled pear	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	blinking mirror razor-sharp beefy polyalloy shield	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	maroon ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	spinning rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	wobbly unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	ghostly asbestos-lined frightening vibrating cyborg knife	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	twirling shellacked groovy immense cyborg hand	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	smartaleck's wizardly cyborg stompin' boot of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	olive Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	pulsating divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	gray jittery divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	green divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	mirror pulsating blinking divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	warmed jittery fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 66
3125	improved triple-electrified shaking piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 58
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	huge marshmallow	0		
3129	decent roasted marshmallow	4	good	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	tiny flavorless tin cup of mulligan stew	1	decent	
3132	vibrating flamin' bindle of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3133	mirror occult cool freezin' bindle	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25
3134	twirling Temple Grandin's Rosewater's stinkin' bindle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7
3135	mirror dog trainer's beefy bindle	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
3136	frightening beefcake's sleazy bindle	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
3137	veiny 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Maximum HP: +10
3138	twirling stanky Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3139	bouncing padded Hodgman's imaginary hamster of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +60
3140	twirling soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	lime green wizardly panhandle panhandling hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	squat mirror cup of infinite pencils of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1
3143	squat shaking cyan supercool Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	jittery shaking El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	ghostly El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	spinning El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	triple-magnetized teal warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 55
3160	unsweetened humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 17
3161	polymerized diffused El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 53
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	mirror augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	extra-pressed concentrated seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 14
3169	stale turtle soup	3	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	brawny evil paper umbrella	0		Muscle Percent: +20
3173	extra-anodized dry twirling evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 54
3174	jumbo stale evil boring spaghetti	5	decent	
3175	fancy stale evil noodles	3	decent	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 35
3176	moldy jittery evil noodles	4	crappy	
3177	half-sized flavorless evil painful penne pasta	2	decent	
3178	rotten half-sized shaking bouncing 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	2	crappy	
3179	bland evil ravioli della hippy	3	decent	
3180	decent miniature blurry blinking evil noodles	2	good	
3181	unsweetened evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 29
3182	polymerized moist evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 41
3183	ionized evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 31
3184	wet electrified bouncing pulsating evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 39
3185	double-electrified fuchsia evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 39
3186	tarnished fuchsia evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 34
3187	dry evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 33
3188	watered-down smooth an evil sump'm sump'm	2	awesome	
3189	aged practically non-alcoholic evil ducha de oro	1	awesome	
3190	weak tolerable evil horizontal tango	2	good	
3191	acceptable triple-distilled bouncing evil roll in the hay	7	good	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	teal naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	blue careful origami pasties	0		Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	dog trainer's hardy origami riding crop of courage	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	cyan lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	spinning hardy deadly KoL Con IV Pole of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	twirling dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	spinning dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	ghostly dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	teal small laminated card	0		
3209	shaking laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	teal dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	narrow overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	blurry teal Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	red El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	wholesome glowstick of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	auspicious vibrating gatorskin umbrella	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10
3223	yellow sewer nuggets	0		
3224	green ghostly sewer wad	0		
3225	watered-down artisanal lime green bottle of sewage schnapps	2	EPIC	
3226	tolerable watered-down bottle of Ooze-O	2	good	
3227	tasty C.H.U.M. chum	3	awesome	
3228	tasty unfortunate dumplings	3	awesome	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	triple-improved blurry oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 23
3231	spinning sinister tattered paper crown	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	yummy tumbling vanilla-frosted king cake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	squat water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	lime green noodle	0		
3236	purple Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	huge Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	yellow Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	twirling Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	deadly Sinatra's Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	gray narrow stylish Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	knitted Da Vinci's Ol' Scratch's ash can of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	weightlifter's pink plastic baby	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	padded Frosty's silk hat of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	Frosty's carrot of doom of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	squat censurious chaotic Frosty's nailbat of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	experienced Oscus's pelt of the empath	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	cyan therapeutic fortified Wand of Oscus of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	pulsating Usain Bolt's supercharged Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	blinking friendly Annie Oakley's Zombo's skullcap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	blurry vibrating Da Vinci's Zombo's shield of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	Annie Oakley's razor-sharp Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	huge blinking gravedigger's foul-smelling Chester's moustache of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	spinning perfumed shellacked Chester's bag of candy	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	Chester's cutoffs of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	red Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	tumbling candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	ghostly bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	quadruple-concentrated blurry handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 49
3269	denatured skewed lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 23
3270	wet handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 49
3271	twirling crotchety pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	upside-down ghostly chilly Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	huge Temple Grandin's willowy bonnet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	squat flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	studded belt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	shaking personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	gray shaking personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	upside-down plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	blue Samson's stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	bland salad	3	decent	
3284	Jeselnik's C.H.U.M. lantern of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25
3285	ghostly C.H.U.M. knife of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3286	stanky Frosty's snowball sack	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3287	skewed quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	jittery macaroni duck	0		
3295	pulsating friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	mirror cyan twirling farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	jittery sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	red Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	upside-down Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	twirling olive The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	teal coward's sealskin drum	0		Monster Level: -20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	upside-down perfumed washboard shield	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	scorching spaghetti-box banjo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	tumbling censurious marinara jug	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	wizardly makeshift castanets	0		Mysticality: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	smooth left-handed melodica	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	modified epic wad	1	decent	
3317	mirror weightlifter's bottlecap	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
3318	ghostly wicked corncob pipe	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
3319	mansplainer's Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
3320	frayed rope belt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	Sherlock's Temple Grandin's mayfly bait necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	smooth jar of fermented pickle juice	3	awesome	
3326	diluted squat skewed voodoo snuff	1	decent	
3327	stale extra-greasy slider	3	decent	
3328	censurious crumpled felt fedora of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	Sherlock's grievous battered top-hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	upside-down yellow fireproof shapeless wide-brimmed hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	miser's foul-smelling mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	supercharged hobo dungarees of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	shaking clever groovy patched suit-pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	blurry blue squat hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	knitted stanky dead guy's memento	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	toothsome banquet	4	awesome	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	blinking wobbly The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	green hobo monkey	0		
3343	squat bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	blinking upside-down bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	purple filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	weak bad special ghostly Ralph IX cognac	2	decent	Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 35
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	boiled ionized llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	immense stale banana-frosted king cake	10	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	arcane researcher's brown plastic baby	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	spinning scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	fuchsia stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	massive adequate mole molé	6	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	bad Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	deionized pickled tumbling pulsating Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	polarized unsweetened digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	distilled glimmering roc feather	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	vaporized spinning glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	pickled huge mirror glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	pickled glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	diluted teal tumbling twirling glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	powdered glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	shaking Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	squat medical-grade brainy Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Mysticality: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3381	scandalous Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Thorns: 1
3382	wizardly Ol' Scratch's manacles of dire peril of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
3383	wobbly olive occult Chester's sunglasses of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
3384	Chester's muscle shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +5
3385	censurious forbidden Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3386	Jack Frost's Zombo's shoulder blade of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3387	spinning Tesla medical-grade Zombo's skull ring	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	skewed knitted Fonzie's Frosty's arm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +3
3390	mirror up-at-dawn miser's Staff of the Deepest Freeze of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5
3391	yellow Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	shaking chaotic Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
3393	gray Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	gravedigger's extremely unsafe Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	maroon narrow stylish Hodgman's porkpie hat of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	ghostly miser's stiffened Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	lion tamer's vibrating Hodgman's bow tie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3398	delicious wobbly Hodgman's blanket	4	awesome	
3399	watered-down delicious jar of squeeze	2	awesome	
3400	rotten bowl of fishysoisse	3	crappy	
3401	altered narrow narrow deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 46
3402	cold-filtered concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 47
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	nippy experienced strapping deck of lewd playing cards	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +10
3405	Hodgman's sock of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3406	auspicious Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Item Drop: +10
3407	greedy Hodgman's almanac	0		Meat Drop: +20
3408	shaking mirror Sinatra's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3409	Jack Frost's Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3410	blue ribald Hodgman's detector	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
3411	avaricious Hodgman's cane	0		Meat Drop: +30
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	blinking hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	modified flattened sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 41
3423	magnetized galvanized frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 37
3424	energized wobbly fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 36
3425	cold-filtered super-cold-filtered yellow garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 35
3426	tarnished shaking ghostly strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	polymerized spinning Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 45
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	maroon spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	narrow zippy strapping stirring stick	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +20
3436	teal shaking asbestos-lined grievous razor-sharp Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 75, Hot Resistance: +5
3437	mirror smelly Tesla curative Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3438	yellow experienced supercool stylish Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	diluted narrow prismatic wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	mirror club of the five seasons of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	huge friendly rainbow crossbow	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	gray executive webbed comic mask	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	blinking groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	Rosewater's weightlifter's six-rainbow shield	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	jittery cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	narrow cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	blinking cyan cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	trusty torch of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	rosy-cheeked Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3458	oxidized wobbly STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 31
3459	mediocre white-label gin	3	decent	
3460	bite-sized decent tin rations	1	good	
3461	upside-down haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	weak bad twirling cyan bottle of sake	2	decent	
3464	blinking brainy round pebble	0		Mysticality: +5
3465	spoiled super-sized Bash-Ōs cereal	5	crappy	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	skewed spinning gravedigger's Annie Oakley's Oprah's haiku katana	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	squat bargain flash powder	0		
3468	olive savvy plastic baby	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	flavorless blueberry-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	resourceful steel-toed Seasonal Beret of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	twirling Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	flattened cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 68
3475	pressed dry blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 67
3476	dry aerosolized unsweetened plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 42
3477	irradiated blinking pear lozenge	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 51
3478	concentrated fuchsia peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 68
3479	pulsating balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	tumbling spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	spinning passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	mirror psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	lime green mirror eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	extra-vacuum-sealed glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	rotten snack-sized beefy fish meat	2	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	spoiled glistening fish meat	4	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	small decent slick fish meat	2	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	fuchsia mirror wholesome razor-sharp fish scimitar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10
3493	banded fish stick of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3494	mirror fish bazooka of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25
3495	vacuum-sealed sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 59
3496	double-wet denatured blurry squat bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 42
3497	high-proof perfectly mixed bottle of Pete's Sake	6	EPIC	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	flavorless canapés	3	decent	
3502	pickled thermos of brew	1	decent	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	mediocre practically non-alcoholic pulsating glass of brandy	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	up-at-dawn LWA ring	0		Adventures: +5
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	squat Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	electrified scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	wobbly scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	mirror mirror scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	wobbly scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	twirling toasty weightlifter's ganger bandana	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	olive thinker's eelskin hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	slick eelskin pants	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	mirror frosty eelskin shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	gray prompt experienced shark tooth necklace	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
3522	wobbly clever wicked shark jumper	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20
3523	improved shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 33
3524	altered liquefied eel battery	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 27
3525	non-vacuum-sealed energized temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 33
3526	Usain Bolt's scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Initiative: +80, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	mirror ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	mirror cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	mirror cyan Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	tumbling plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	depleted Grimacite hammer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	foul-smelling depleted Grimacite gravy boat of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	twirling family-friendly depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	tumbling groovy boxer's depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	blurry lard-coated depleted Grimacite ninja mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	lard-coated Herculean depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	greedy beefcake's depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	avaricious supercool KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	inspector's propeller beanie	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	asbestos-lined Jack Frost's wizardly straw hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	avaricious Jeselnik's stiffened octopus's spade	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	tasty sea carrot	4	awesome	
3556	bland sea cucumber	3	decent	
3557	tiny flavorless sea avocado	1	decent	
3558	normal sea lychee	4	good	
3559	yummy tiny sea tangelo	1	awesome	
3560	tasty sea honeydew	4	awesome	
3561	wet quantum huge wobbly pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 54
3562	liquefied pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 51
3563	anodized tarnished pressed pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 45
3564	watered-down delicious berry-infused sake	2	awesome	
3565	smooth citrus-infused sake	3	awesome	
3566	bad melon-infused sake	3	decent	
3567	gray slab of sponge	0		
3568	groovy sponge helmet of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	asbestos-lined hale spongy shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
3570	nippy wicked square sponge pants of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	shaking baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	squat six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	skewed green slimy chest	0		
3575	gray sand dollar	0		
3576	bouncing flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	jittery candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	jittery ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	squat cyan shaking sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	tiny normal rice	1	good	
3584	bland diet blinking irradiated candy cane	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	stale gingerbread mutant bugbear	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	lousy oozenog	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	flattened corrupted sugar plum	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	activated irradiated oxidized ghostly sugar banana	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	denatured warmed blurry blinking sugar lime	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	dry squat ghostly sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	wholesome Mer-kin hookspear of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	green Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	wobbly Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	colloidal anodized pressed squat Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 23
3596	narrow imitation crab crate	0		
3597	teal imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	supercharged hale moist sailor's cap of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	blue beefy speargun of the cougar	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20
3601	miser's compass	0		Meat Drop: +10
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	upside-down squat rivet	0		
3605	bouncing bubblin' stone	0		
3606	fuchsia huge diving helmet of dire peril of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	upside-down upside-down Jeselnik's frosty healthy aerated diving helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	electrified sea grease	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 19
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	twirling rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	pickled anodized blue skewed squat unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	lime green twirling The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	teal wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	fuchsia gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	cyan savvy parasitic claw	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	crafty parasitic tentacles	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	yellow energetic parasitic headgnawer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	upside-down brawny parasitic strangleworm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	jittery wobbly pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	moist triple-adjusted squat Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	squat up-at-dawn Van der Graaf elven socks	0		Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	blinking foul-smelling supercharged elven gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	tumbling nippy hale festive holiday hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	frightening patent shoes of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	blinking Sherlock's Tesla gray bow tie	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	Annie Oakley's penguin thesaurus of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	small decent red blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	mirror seaweed	0		
3641	green jamfish jam	0		
3642	skewed dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	careful depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	drinkable high-proof canteen of wine	6	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	rotten tiny elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	spoiled gigantic special toast with jam	7	crappy	Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	practically non-alcoholic delicious elven moonshine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	huge moldy green knuckle sandwich	10	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	squat prompt psycho sweater of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	upside-down fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	plastic Mob Penguin of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	mirror Socratic plastic mutant elf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	rosewater-soaked plastic fat stack of cash	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	yellow plastic strand of DNA of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	teal plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	ghostly upside-down quilted Putty mitre	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	savvy Putty leotard of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	deadly Putty ball	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	blinking gray Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	stylish weightlifter's Putty snake of the brazier	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	twirling Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	sizzling glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	blurry glow-in-the-dark dart gun of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	Samson's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	rotten snack-sized red can of franks 'n' beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	delicious distilled spinning bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	gray Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	pulsating upside-down Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	Van der Graaf diving muff	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3678	bad salinated mint julep	3	decent	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	twirling map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	stale tempura carrot	4	decent	
3685	decent low-calorie tempura cucumber	1	good	
3686	rotten tempura avocado	3	crappy	
3687	half-sized rotten teal sea broccoli	2	crappy	
3688	spoiled sea cauliflower	4	crappy	
3689	stale tempura broccoli	3	decent	
3690	spoiled small narrow tempura cauliflower	2	crappy	
3691	miniature stale sea blueberry	2	decent	
3692	gigantic moldy sea persimmon	8	crappy	
3693	triple-wet moist pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 54
3694	denatured flattened pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 33
3695	Samson's Mer-kin digpick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	mirror vinyl ore	0		
3701	blinking map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	pulsating marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	spinning mansplainer's ruddy Newton's velcro broadsword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15
3706	knitted sizzling Rosewater's velcro paddle ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
3707	double-paned velcro shield of the empath of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
3708	up-at-dawn censurious supercharged velcro boots	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3709	supercharged energetic non-stick pugil stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50
3710	blinking Jeselnik's arcane researcher's teflon spatula of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25
3711	pulsating avaricious rock-hard teflon shield of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30
3712	prompt teflon swim fins of the businessman of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
3713	censurious resourceful 7-inch discus	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3714	tumbling family-friendly Jack Frost's therapeutic PVC staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3715	vibrating shellacked Newton's vinyl shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3716	gravedigger's rosy-cheeked occult vinyl boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	wobbly decaying pole	0		
3721	twirling fuchsia decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	olive tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	squat foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	upside-down narrow Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	upside-down teal hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	rosy-cheeked glass gnoll eye	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
3732	polymerized tumbling cigar butt	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 48
3733	skewed bouncing executive toasty manly bloomers	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	yellow Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	twirling fat wallet	0		
3736	teal cool handwarmer of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
3737	lightning-fast coward's lighter	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +40
3738	bite-sized rotten packet of beer nuts	1	crappy	
3739	jittery Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	yellow squat spectral jelly	0		
3742	ionized jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 48
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	mirror software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	olive mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	irradiated concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 15
3750	censurious vampire pearl earring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3751	rotten immense chocolate chip brownies	6	crappy	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	oxidized shaking love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	diffused tumbling fuchsia love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	irradiated extra-ionized olive love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	galvanized improved boiled love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	Vulcanized bouncing love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	flattened warmed blinking love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	quantum breath mint	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 42
3761	hardy vampire pearl ring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
3762	wobbly twirling vampire pearl necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
3763	artisanal weak yellow slug of vodka	2	EPIC	
3764	delicious weak slug of rum	2	awesome	
3765	weak delicious wobbly slug of shochu	2	awesome	
3766	hand-crafted screwdiver	4	EPIC	
3767	irresponsibly strong mediocre maroon dew yoana lei	8	decent	
3768	smooth enchanted lychee chuhai	4	awesome	Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45
3769	perfectly mixed weak salacious screwdiver	2	EPIC	
3770	hand-crafted skewed dew yoana salacious lei	4	EPIC	
3771	delicious salacious lychee chuhai	4	awesome	
3772	acceptable Alewife&trade; Ale	3	good	
3773	red seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	red Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	Temple Grandin's pink pinkslip slip of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	sharpshooter's Rosewater's sea salt scrubs	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3778	pulsating nasty energetic supercool amber aviator shades	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
3779	non-pickled hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 65
3780	lightning-fast nurse's hat of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	twirling cyan blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	vaporized upside-down bouncing bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	vaporized maroon jittery bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	squat paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	wobbly smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	red crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	shaking aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	shaking crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	jittery rock-hard groovy Mer-kin roundshield of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -15
3804	spinning Jack Frost's curative Mer-kin breastplate	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3805	jittery vibrating Mer-kin sneakmask of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	tarnished yellow narrow Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59
3808	bouncing Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	wobbly Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	half-sized rotten chocolate-frosted king cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	plastic baby of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	stale enchanted sea radish	4	decent	Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 10
3818	auspicious careful healthy halibut	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10
3819	jittery eel sauce	0		
3820	forbidden water-polo mitt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3821	dry electrified ghostly syringe	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 63
3822	jittery wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	warmed super-tarnished squat wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 65
3824	tumbling Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	adequate tempura radish	3	good	
3830	asbestos-lined water-polo cap	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	lousy irresponsibly strong blue Typical Tavern swill	9	decent	
3832	bad tropical swill	4	decent	
3833	lousy watered-down green fruity girl swill	2	decent	
3834	acceptable blended swill	3	good	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	scorching dog trainer's hardy Elvish sunglasses of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	smartaleck's anniversary safety glass vest	0		Moxie Percent: +30
3838	fuchsia anniversary burlap belt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
3839	anniversary balsa wood socks of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3840	twirling anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	jittery bouncing wobbly aromatic anniversary pewter cape	0		Stench Resistance: +1
3842	greasy out-of-tune biwa	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3843	stiffened dented harmonica	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3844	skewed inspector's magic whistle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15
3845	brawny plastic blowgun	0		Muscle Percent: +20
3846	blurry avaricious Samson's jungle drum of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +30
3847	sinister hippy bongo	0		Spell Damage: +10
3848	cool knob bugle	0		Moxie: +5
3849	jittery groovy 4-dimensional guitar of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
3850	skewed Sinatra's boxing glove	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3851	padded supercool boxing glove on a spring of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
3852	frightening half-sized guitar of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3853	narrow gray brainy bass drum of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3
3854	pixel boomerang of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
3855	ghostly spinning supercharged slick thinker's world's smallest violin	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3856	cyan skewed therapeutic hale ocarina of space of doom	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3857	avaricious a butt tuba	0		Meat Drop: +30
3858	sizzling bone flute	0		Hot Damage: +10
3859	manspreader's infernal fife	0		Monster Level: +10
3860	jittery ruddy charming flute	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	grass whistle of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3863	gray coward's grievous plastic guitar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20
3864	bouncing sharpshooter's finger cymbals	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
3865	brainy kettle drum	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +5
3866	green forbidden extremely unsafe double-barreled sling	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50
3867	resourceful strapping magilaser blastercannon	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +50
3868	blurry sizzling Da Vinci's hanky&#363;	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	Sinatra's Socratic ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5
3870	spinning stolen office supplies	0		
3871	rock-hard office-supply crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20
3872	dangerous pocket theremin	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3873	careful Rosewater's rave whistle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	blurry burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	tumbling blinking hellseal disguise	0		
3881	padded dangerous fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	mirror encoded cult documents	0		
3883	blurry cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	boiled improved diffused vial of slime	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 41
3886	extra-activated spinning vial of slime	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 38
3887	electrified skewed vial of slime	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 23
3888	quantum vial of slime	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 53
3889	quantum triple-corrupted vial of slime	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 46
3890	triple-polarized vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 12
3891	denatured deionized vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 37
3892	modified twirling vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 25
3893	nitrogenated modified vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 56
3894	wet energized polarized vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 46
3895	adjusted vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 28
3896	altered irradiated vial of slime	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 17
3897	Vulcanized squat vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 48
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	shaking figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	shaking figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	upside-down figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	mirror yellow figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	tumbling figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	mirror imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	acceptable special blended swill with a fly in it	3	good	Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 20
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	pulsating healthy turtle wax shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3916	turtle wax helmet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	jittery turtle wax greaves of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	executive meat shield	0		Meat Drop: +40
3919	twirling turtlemail bits	0		
3920	ghostly Usain Bolt's turtlemail coif of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	blurry forbidden educational turtlemail breeches	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	Temple Grandin's educational turtlemail hauberk	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +7
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	Tesla spiky turtle helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	sizzling spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	dog trainer's spiky turtle shield of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	triple-polarized wobbly tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 59
3931	squat severed flipper of the cougar of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	shellacked razor-sharp bad-ass club	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	energized blurry hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 61
3936	ionized extra-activated scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 31
3937	pickled double-diffused purple fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 45
3938	wobbly aromatic club of corruption	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	dangerous corrupt club of corruption	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	corrupt club of corrupt corruption of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	avaricious Annie Oakley's strapping evil-ass club	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	Jim Carey's personal trainer's nasty-ass club of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	personal trainer's infernal toilet brush of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	tumbling Usain Bolt's Rosewater's shadowy seal eye	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	squat lime green oyster egg balloon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3946	blinking jittery Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	jittery Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	lime green monocle	0		
3953	skewed mink	0		
3954	purple teddy butler	0		
3955	blurry martini	0		
3956	yellow shaking crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	foul-smelling bejeweled cufflinks	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
3959	hardy garish pinky ring	0		Maximum HP: +50
3960	boxer's designer sunglasses	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
3961	supercharged opera glasses of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3962	blurry huge designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	gray cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	nitrogenated frozen blurry cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 57
3966	occult Fonzie's hot-ass club of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	tumbling family-friendly perfumed dog trainer's frigid-ass club	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	tumbling Sherlock's stylish creepy-ass club of James Dean	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	dry ionized irradiated sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 28
3970	inspector's Da Vinci's Abyssal ember	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	magnetized olive frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 37
3972	perfumed Samson's seal spine	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	irradiated seal lube	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 26
3974	spinning up-at-dawn mannequin leg of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	twirling boxer's padded tortoise of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25
3976	Jim Carey's tortoboggan of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3977	lime green wobbly painted turtle	0		
3978	avaricious painted shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30
3979	fuchsia sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	narrow torquoise	0		
3982	torquoise ring of extreme caution of courage	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3983	twirling dueling turtle	0		
3984	medical-grade dueling banjo of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	pulsating resourceful weightlifter's samurai turtle helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	maroon turtle shell powder	0		
3990	wizardly turtle shell helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	red slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	spinning slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	ghostly security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	blurry bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	spinning infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	boiled pulsating agua de vida	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	lard-coated scandalous tortoboggan shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4003	jittery bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	soup-chucks of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4005	dry liquefied ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 36
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	skewed memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	lime green memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	green memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	tumbling memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	jittery jittery yellow memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	blinking memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	wicked greaves	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	lime green undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	prompt therapeutic piece of rebar	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4021	upside-down weightlifter's shovel of the cougar of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Adventures: +7
4022	executive hale baleful necklace	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40
4023	Jack Frost's forbidden brainy speargun	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50
4024	executive dog trainer's compass	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +40
4025	fortified grievous deadly helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	upside-down jittery scorching Samson's lantern of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25
4027	greaves of the storm of the brazier of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	blue asbestos-lined resourceful club of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	blurry memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	blinking yellow memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	blurry memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	squat memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	mirror memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	bouncing caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	normal jumbo slimy sweetbreads	5	good	
4038	watered-down artisanal slimy fermented bile bladder	2	EPIC	
4039	vaporized tumbling red slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 35
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	twirling grievous educational pig-iron helm	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	banded educational pig-iron shinguards	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	cyan lightning-fast steel-toed pig-iron bracers	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	cyan savvy wumpus-hair whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	mirror healthy occult wumpus-hair wig of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	aromatic shellacked wumpus-hair loincloth of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	olive narrow Socratic wumpus-hair sweater of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	yellow asbestos-lined ring of teleportation	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	special drinkable tumbling White Hyborian	4	good	Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	goblin hunting spear of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	banded goblin autoblowgun of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	mirror tribal beads of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	chilly shellacked stone fist	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	ruddy stone head	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	squat Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	narrow Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	narrow Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	ghostly Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	shaking ghostly gray blinking essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	lime green essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	sharpshooter's villainous scythe of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	upside-down Lo Pan's dance instructor's baneful bandolier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	Sherlock's diabolical crossbow of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	frightening malevolent medallion of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	knitted corrosive cowl of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	flame-retardant supercool grisly shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	vibrating educational corroded breeches	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	red squat shellacked Socratic pernicious cudgel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	tasty cupcake-in-a-cup	4	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	decent protein paste	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	wicked sage cyber-mattock	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	blurry facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	polymerized frozen Vulcanized fuchsia neurostim pill	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	altered ghostly physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	olive slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	shaking slimy cyst	0		
4095	peawee marble of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
4096	thinker's brown crock marble	0		Mysticality: +10
4097	nippy China marble	0		Cold Damage: +10
4098	sinister lemonade marble	0		Spell Damage: +10
4099	Da Vinci's bumblebee marble	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
4100	olive perfumed jet bennie marble	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4101	skewed bouncing Fonzie's beige clambroth marble of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +100
4102	bouncing jittery nippy steely marble	0		Cold Damage: +10
4103	mirror perfumed curative wizardly beach ball marble	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4104	wobbly electrified catseye marble	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4105	twirling veiny bumboozer marble	0		Maximum HP: +10
4106	skewed chamoisole of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
4107	liquefied bitter pill	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 26
4108	family-friendly monstrous monocle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	cyan toasty energetic musty moccasins	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	squat knitted Temple Grandin's molten medallion	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	spinning Rosewater's brazen bracelet of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	jittery wobbly auspicious curative bitter bowtie	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	Samson's bewitching boots	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	Jeselnik's foul-smelling rickety unicycle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
4117	energetic personal trainer's crusty hula hoop of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
4118	miser's Herculean Coily&trade; of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10
4119	scandalous school flying disc of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
4120	huge lion tamer's savvy strapping lawn dart	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
4121	scorching quilted wagon of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +25
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	zippy frosty crown-shaped beanie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	chaotic hopping socks of Gandalf of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4125	Herculean poodle skirt of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): 4, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's letterman's jacket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50
4127	green MacGyver's occult hardened slime hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	maroon rock-hard hardened slime pants of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	twirling nasty medical-grade hardened slime belt of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4130	blinking empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	mixed huge boot plant	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	strong drinkable blue sham champagne	5	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	diffused tempura air	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 38
4134	galvanized diffused blinking pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 65
4135	purple moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	blue shaking miser's mansplainer's savvy brawny Bag o' Tricks	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	bouncing a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	ghostly olive a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	spinning shellacked funny paper hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	corrupted wobbly blurry sand	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 68
4147	squat rosewater-soaked curative charged magnet	0		Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	twirling lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	diffused extra-Vulcanized dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	warmed Vulcanized unsweetened olive Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
4153	wobbly rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	pulsating live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	ghostly gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	wobbly rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	extra-dry tolerable pebblebr&auml;u	5	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	huge adequate rocky road ice cream	8	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	twirling extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	aerosolized children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 40
4164	nitrogenated pressed maroon Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 29
4165	hardy smartaleck's stylish Staff of the Soupbone	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50
4166	Voluminous Radio Pants of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	blue stiffened Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	upside-down perfumed Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	flame-retardant rock helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	sizzling rock pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	mirror rock necklace of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4175	wobbly spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	vibrating sugar shotgun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	blinking groovy sugar shillelagh	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	rosewater-soaked sugar shank	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	ghostly Da Vinci's beefcake's sugar chapeau of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	careful sugar shorts	0		Monster Level: -10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	mirror sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	twirling slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	Herculean slime convention pin	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	skewed inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	sugar shirt	0		Item Drop: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	yellow sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	chilly rave visor	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	huge experienced baggy rave pants	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	bouncing wobbly manspreader's pacifier necklace	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	upside-down sea lasso	0		
4199	shaking family-friendly scandalous Socratic sea cowboy hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	tumbling grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	yellow ghostly urchin roe	0		
4203	blurry pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	narrow Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	narrow Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	huge lion tamer's brand new key of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2
4207	personal trainer's dorsal fin	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
4208	shaking skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	olive mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	smelly skate blade of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	narrow Lo Pan's shellacked collapsible baton	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +30
4216	tumbling pulsating groupie lipstick	0		
4217	ghostly red groupie bra	0		
4218	adjusted boiled groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 53
4219	miser's rock-hard skate board	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +10
4220	upside-down skewed S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	hale yield shield	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	skewed map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	lime green squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	cyan roller skate doll	0		
4226	beefy Star of Bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	maroon pat&eacute; knife of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
4235	red salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	pulsating cheese-slicer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
4238	flavorless wobbly beef jerky	4	decent	
4239	weightlifter's pipe wrench	0		Muscle: +15
4240	aerosolized gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 11
4241	yellow ghostly ribald sleep mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	flame-retardant sock garters	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4243	ionized narrow mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 14
4244	narrow gravedigger's leather-bound tome	0		Spooky Damage: +10
4245	teal bookmark	0		
4246	Van der Graaf ivory cue ball	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4247	lousy decanter of fine Scotch	4	decent	
4248	dehydrated expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	blinking fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	ionized twirling vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 31
4253	denatured potion of speed	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 59
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	concentrated ionized gray sap	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	shaking petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	half-sized normal chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	perfectly mixed fancy teal tumbling mulled cider	3	EPIC	Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wobbly wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	olive pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	narrow sinister bark boxers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	Tesla bark beret	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	bark bracelet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4267	sinister Krakrox's Loincloth of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	skewed fortified Galapagosian Cuisses of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	greasy wicked Angelhair Culottes	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	vibrating Da Vinci's Newman's Own Trousers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	Jim Carey's arcane researcher's Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	hardened Lederhosen of the Night of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	modified ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	wobbly Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	blurry Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	foul-smelling energetic stylish Underworld truncheon	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	spinning mirror manspreader's brawny Staff of the Woodfire of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	Oprah's Samson's Underworld flail of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	twirling Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	mirror greedy rosewater-soaked Mer-kin bunwig	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	Lo Pan's steel-toed crappy Mer-kin mask of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	steel-toed cool crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	Lo Pan's veiny sage Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	squat sinister Mer-kin scholar mask of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	blurry up-at-dawn nasty Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	sage wizardly Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	blurry purple avaricious gravedigger's rock-hard Mer-kin headguard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	yellow wobbly aromatic Mer-kin waistrope	0		Stench Resistance: +1
4290	bouncing Oprah's forbidden boxer's Mer-kin facecowl	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50
4291	yellow Socratic Mer-kin thighguard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4292	lightning-fast aromatic hardened Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	up-at-dawn greedy sage Mer-kin dragnet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	olive sizzling shellacked personal trainer's Mer-kin switchblade	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	prompt coward's Ass-Stompers of Violence of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	blue skewed jittery lightning-fast Brand of Violence of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	spinning smelly extremely unsafe sage Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4300	ghostly up-at-dawn lion tamer's hale Lens of Violence	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	bouncing knitted flame-wreathed healthy Pigsticker of Violence	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
4302	frightening cool Jodhpurs of Violence of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	blurry avaricious Jeselnik's Rosewater's Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	mirror fuchsia toasty manspreader's arcane researcher's Girdle of Hatred	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	narrow mirror censurious occult Staff of Simmering Hatred of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4306	padded Herculean Pantaloons of Hatred of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	shaking perfumed deadly Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4308	ghostly chilly veiny brawny Lens of Hatred	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	teal toasty rosy-cheeked Treads of Loathing of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	blue prompt miser's Scepter of Loathing of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Cloathing
4311	knitted medical-grade grievous Belt of Loathing	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	rosewater-soaked gravedigger's groovy Goggles of Loathing	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	frightening mansplainer's deadly Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Cloathing
4314	wholesome brawny Jeans of Loathing of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	inspector's Annual Ascot	0		Item Drop: +15
4316	executive supercool Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	ribald Jim Carey's hale Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	asbestos-lined gravedigger's steel-toed Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	auspicious careful Windsor Pan of the Source of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	Oprah's fortified beefcake's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	Usain Bolt's Tesla cool The Trickster's Trikitixa of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	experienced savvy Claw of the Infernal Seal of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	twirling zippy rock-hard dangerous Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	crafty Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	avaricious Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	knitted Jack Frost's frosty Bling of the New Wave	0		Cold Spell Damage: 60, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	executive personal trainer's La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	upside-down bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	stale candy kneecapping stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	flavorless teal licorice garrote	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	smelly candy knuckles	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	fancy spoiled jawbruiser	3	crappy	Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	magnetized activated ionized huge chocolate car	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	sharpshooter's plastic 11 Dealer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	mirror zippy plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	ghostly strapping plastic stocking mimic	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	plastic Don Crimbo of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	plastic Crimbomination of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	magnetized pulsating Piddles	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	diffused tarnished bouncing BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	activated alkaline upside-down Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	shaking Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	huge gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	pulsating medical-grade snow hat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	lime green bouncing wizardly snow pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	reassuring snow belly	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	skewed pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	purple A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	lime green mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	maroon A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	bland expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	mediocre expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	pulsating snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	triple-denatured polymerized elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	thick normal ghostly penguin focaccia bread	5	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	perfectly mixed watered-down special herringcello	2	EPIC	Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	extra-dry bad elven cellocello	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	cyan wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	wobbly bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	gray grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	bouncing elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	pulsating spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	throwing wrench of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	rock-hard pair of bolt cutters	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	poison pen of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	family-friendly speed limit shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	maroon frosty live wire of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	bouncing supercool misfit dolly of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	blurry Lo Pan's supercharged misfit hobby horse	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	thinker's misfit teddy bear of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	chilly sinister pocketwatch on a chain	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	grievous Samson's cement sandals	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	yellow chilly night-vision goggles of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	huge passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	peanut brittle shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	yellow Jeselnik's Red Rover BB gun of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	crafty red-and-green sweater	0		Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	twirling Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	quantum pressed boiled green huge Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	triple-warmed jittery spinning Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	dry non-concentrated Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	jittery Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	cheese sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	Samson's cheese diaper	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	hale cheese wheel	0		Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	lion tamer's cheese eye	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	squat Tesla Staff of Queso Escusado of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	narrow The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	squat Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	jumbo adequate quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	weak lousy Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	sealhide hood of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	up-at-dawn sealhide leggings	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	dangerous sealhide cloak	0		Weapon Damage: +10
4418	steel-toed sealhide buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4419	wicked sealhide whip	0		Spell Damage: +5
4420	shaking rock-hard sealhide moccasins	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
4421	sealhide gloves of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4422	wobbly Sinatra's sealhide belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
4423	green huge sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	concentrated dry sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 24
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	educational glowstick on a string	0		Experience: +1, Raveosity: +1
4429	lime green blurry slick candy necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	upside-down tumbling arcane researcher's teddybear backpack	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	tarnished galvanized teal squat invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	diffused quadruple-corrupted lime green irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	extra-concentrated modified irritability potion	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	resourceful guard turtle shell	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	grievous crowbar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4442	healthy spaghetti cult rosary	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
4443	spinning healthy spaghetti cult mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	pulsating guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	twirling hardy spangly mariachi pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	maroon stanky grievous spangly mariachi vest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
4447	spangly sombrero of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	dehydrated Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	green painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	twirling lard-coated pointy hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	lime green machetito of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	hale lawnmower blade	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	blinking grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	The Landscaper's leafblower of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	snailmail coif of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	beefcake's snailmail breeches of terror	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	coward's manspreader's snailmail hauberk	0		Monster Level: -10
4461	altered seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 50
4462	diffused non-liquefied chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 25
4463	polymerized ionized chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 51
4464	energized wobbly chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 13
4465	non-aerosolized activated narrow blurry mirror chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 24
4466	galvanized wobbly chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 47
4467	adjusted double-alkaline chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 23
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	ruddy BRICKO hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	blinking spinning dance instructor's BRICKO pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	red BRICKO sword of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	blurry BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	twirling BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	upside-down BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	jittery BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	mirror BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	bouncing BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	fuchsia BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	narrow BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	spinning BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	narrow BRICKO bulwark of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	spinning red BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	spinning gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	ghostly BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	upside-down extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	ionized gray jittery recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 37
4498	boiled oxidized upside-down recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 35
4499	wet energized unsweetened recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 11
4500	dry recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 68
4501	cold-filtered Vulcanized recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 47
4502	Vulcanized vacuum-sealed jittery recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 34
4503	denatured mirror upside-down recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	ghostly ghostly shaking supercharged personal trainer's heart of the volcano	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
4505	altered altered mirror Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 52
4506	maroon puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	double-enhanced &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	green reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	small toothsome enchanted walrus ice cream	2	awesome	Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	spoiled miniature beautiful soup	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	narrow eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	wobbly spinning Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	bland spinning Humpty Dumplings	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	normal Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	aged triple-distilled missing wine	7	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	decent bouncing matter custard	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	extra-frozen anodized cyan comfit?	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	shellacked flamingo mallet of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	bouncing Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	zippy hardy eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	green perfumed gravedigger's wig	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	rotten donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	moldy upside-down bucket of honey	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	censurious elephant stinger of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	decent skewed dragon snaps	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	frosty snapdragon pistil of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	jittery puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	flavorless narrow rook cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	decent jittery bishop cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	yummy knight cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	tasty bite-sized gray king cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	fancy bland fuchsia queen cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	blinking fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	lime green shaking groovy insane tophat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	lime green bouncing wobbly Tesla hardy helm of the knight	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	spinning ghostly stanky experienced wristwatch of the knight	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	Lo Pan's trousers of the knight of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	healthy tophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	spinning tie of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4543	zippy tuxedo pants	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	pulsating porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	lime green bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	upside-down carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	jittery dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	wobbly fuchsia strapping detour shield	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	upside-down left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	twirling percent sign	0		
4555	blurry left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	mirror narrow equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	smooth practically non-alcoholic world's most unappetizing beverage	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	chilly slippery when wet shield	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	bland special raisin	4	decent	Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	wobbly fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	fuchsia smelly flyest of shirts of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	moldy a dance upon the palate	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	adequate thick prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	5	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	pulsating Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	decent squirmy violent party snack	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	squat sizzling can-you-dig-it?	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	lime green narrow The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	fuchsia jittery meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	flattened Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	Newton's school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	healthy dance instructor's T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	upside-down fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	mirror glob of skin	0		
4584	tasty blurry six wedges of goat cheese	4	awesome	
4585	ghostly collection of objects	0		
4586	blue boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	cyan blurry manspreader's pixel whip	0		Monster Level: +10
4590	beefy pixel chain whip	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	lard-coated pixel morning star	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	spinning pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	gray huge pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	bouncing pixel cross	0		
4595	blurry pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	twirling map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	pulsating 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	enchanted acceptable plastic cup of beer	4	good	Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	frosty bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	bland sun-dried tofu	4	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	acceptable watered-down soyburger juice	2	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	spinning jittery essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	oxidized essential soy	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	modified colloidal warmed blurry spinning essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	huge skewed souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	yellow map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	tumbling Crown of Thrones of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	special spirit-forward bad Cinco Mayo Lager	5	decent	Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	skewed pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	ghostly olive Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	activated quadruple-dry skewed chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	rotten green pawn cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	pickled coffee pixie stick	1	EPIC	Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	squat mirror superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	teal finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	blue parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	Annie Oakley's plastic spider ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	plastic kazoo of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	smelly inflatable baseball bat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	Sherlock's wholesome googly-star hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	Socratic googly-ball hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	boxer's googly-heart hat of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	gravedigger's sinister super-sweet boom box	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	gray Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	blinking Van der Graaf sinister demon mask of the empath of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	maroon censurious scandalous razor-sharp streetfighting champion's belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	chaotic experienced Space Trip safety headphones of the glutton	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	squat dance instructor's LARP carp	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
4641	gravedigger's Socratic KoL Con Six Pack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10
4642	upside-down Sherlock's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Item Drop: +25
4643	pulsating zippy rxr shield	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	teal shellacked Juju Mojo Mask of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	upside-down space trooper helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	cyan Jeselnik's groovy Meteoid ice beam of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	toasty extremely unsafe arcane researcher's Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	spinning chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	perfumed ironic knit cap of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	red ironic battle spoon of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4655	lightning-fast medical-grade ironic jogging shorts of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	electrified mole skin notebook	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	dog trainer's blackberry galoshes	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
4660	narrow cool trout fang of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	stale poisonous caviar	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	concentrated extra-quantum blurry pulsating wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	blurry censurious clever Ellsbury's skull	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	flame-wreathed hot plate	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
4666	Jim Carey's baleful imp unity ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +25
4667	stanky Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4668	baleful observational glasses	0		Spell Damage: +25
4669	narrow prompt hilarious comedy prop	0		Adventures: +3
4670	tumbling beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	lousy strong booze-soaked cherry	5	decent	
4672	wobbly comfy pillow	0		
4673	diet tasty marshmallow	1	awesome	
4674	decent wobbly sponge cake	3	good	
4675	weak artisanal gin-soaked blotter paper	2	EPIC	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	blinking volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	wizardly pottery shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	wobbly veiny educational pottery hat	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	pulsating stanky Van der Graaf pottery training pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	flame-wreathed pottery club	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	smooth pottery yo-yo	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	skewed pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	tumbling fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	tumbling skewed affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	greasy curative Herculean Greatest American Pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	banded fossilized necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	squat imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	pulsating fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	spinning waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	family-friendly red-hot medallion	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	ghostly fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	blinking hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	spinning immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	pulsating sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	snack-sized tasty lemon popsicle	2	awesome	
4715	delicious immense fuchsia spinning popsicle	10	awesome	
4716	flavorless strawberry popsicle	3	decent	
4717	stale liver popsicle	3	decent	
4718	supercool mariachi hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	perfumed Hollandaise helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	bite-sized bland upside-down blue liver and let pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	moldy purple badass pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	normal huge shoo-fish pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	rotten diet fuchsia twirling piping organ pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	special half-sized rotten blue igloo pie	2	crappy	Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	decent red jittery stomach turnover	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	decent half-sized wobbly dead lights pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	spoiled throbbing organ pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	deadly stop shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	mirror rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	green tumbling prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	jittery tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	bouncing lime green hardy beer-soaked mop	0		Maximum HP: +50
4738	weak tolerable blurry day-old beer	2	good	
4739	bad plain beer	3	decent	
4740	lousy triple-distilled overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	6	decent	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	pulsating rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	alkaline vacuum-sealed squat PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 65
4745	pressed upside-down Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 34
4746	corrupted dry unsweetened Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 67
4747	stale special ghostly bone meal	4	decent	Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	aged bone aperitif	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	rock-hard bonerang	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	tumbling arcane researcher's bone and arrows	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	wholesome boning knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	boxer's bone crusher	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	avaricious bone spurs	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	fortified deadly bonedanna	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	skewed mirror experienced boneana hammock of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	concentrated candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	skewed packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	wobbly pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	low-calorie decent pumpkin pie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	artisanal ghostly pumpkin beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	cold-filtered alkaline blurry pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	jittery clever quilted shin gourds	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	therapeutic Herculean strapping Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	squat pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	spinning Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	twirling green Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	tumbling Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	mirror cyan Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	decent mirror CRIMBCOIDS mints	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	maroon can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	normal jittery CRIMBCOLOAF	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	decent enchanted shaking circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	executive plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	stylish plastic fax machine	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	Lo Pan's plastic hobo elf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	Da Vinci's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	Oprah's plastic Best Game Ever	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	tumbling green robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	bouncing robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	jittery robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	fuchsia robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	jittery robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	delicious diet triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1	awesome	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	yummy gigantic square CRIMBCOOKIE	6	awesome	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	twirling lion tamer's Annie Oakley's wizardly bindlestocking	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	squat Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	purple The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	red smartaleck's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	skewed electrified forbidden Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	veiny ruddy Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	executive clever Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	friendly stylish Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	narrow teal quilted wicked Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	concentrated chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	bouncing gift-a-pult of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	vacuum-sealed maroon narrow squat holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	mirror CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	spinning Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	fuchsia bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	wobbly careful CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	spinning jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	electrified studded beefy paperclip-on tie	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	savvy paperclip pants of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	bouncing stanky paperclip turban of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	wool paperclip cape	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	red BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	super-energized pulsating chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	adjusted bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	tarnished double-flattened incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	adjusted upside-down purple myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	weak acceptable CRIMBCO wine	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	decent toe jam toast	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	super-sized flavorless squat traffic jam toast	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	enchanted half-sized moldy space jam toast	2	crappy	Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	ionized motivational poster	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	olive bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	upside-down slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	shaking BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	immense moldy festive sausage	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	bland holiday cheese log	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	hale BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of the dark arts of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	huge BGE pocket calendar of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	twirling skewed BGE plastic toy of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	tumbling stapler bear of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	huge spinning coward's adhesive tape dolly	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	frosty scissor duck	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	mirror maroon hardened beefy Seven Loco	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	fuchsia frosty Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	skewed Loathing Legion moondial of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Tesla Loathing Legion necktie	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	blinking baleful Loathing Legion knife	0		Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	censurious Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	squat Loathing Legion can opener of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	upside-down lime green prompt scorching Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	Loathing Legion rollerblades of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	experienced Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Experience: +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	skewed skewed sizzling Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	energetic Loathing Legion double prism	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	upside-down Loathing Legion tape measure of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	beefy Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	chaotic Loathing Legion abacus	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	extremely unsafe Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	shaking Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	ghostly Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	squat tumbling Loathing Legion hammer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	shaking a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	spinning time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	spoiled Knob jelly donut	3	crappy	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	wobbly squat unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	non-wet spinning weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 46
4950	activated ghostly abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 42
4951	thinker's flimsy clipboard	0		Mysticality: +10
4952	oxidized baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 47
4953	arcane researcher's whalebone corset of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
4954	miser's oven mitts	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
4955	diet fancy bland jittery overcookie	1	decent	Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 20
4956	normal snack-sized philosopher's scone	2	good	
4957	flattened half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 36
4958	energetic Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
4959	snack-sized bland Knob nuts	2	decent	
4960	artisanal Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4	EPIC	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	teal educational mysterious lapel pin of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4963	upside-down state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	spinning Evilometer	0		
4965	squat Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	shaking Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	jittery Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	tumbling Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	wobbly Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	green Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	tumbling red Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	tumbling Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	ghostly Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	green jittery Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	cyan Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	twirling Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	gray Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	twirling Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	jittery maroon Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	squat blurry Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	reassuring card sleeve	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	upside-down Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	spoiled narrow wasabi pocky	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	gigantic delicious tobiko pocky	7	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	bland teal natto pocky	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	perfectly mixed wasabi-infused sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	perfectly mixed tobiko-infused sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	drinkable huge natto-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	tarnished ionized gray wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	extra-cold-filtered activated tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	galvanized natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	upside-down bouncing Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	alkaline chilled blurry elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	lousy marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	tolerable wobbly cranberry schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	bad breaded beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	perfectly mixed soy cordial	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	MacGyver's extremely unsafe astral bludgeon of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100
5029	skewed mirror asbestos-lined brainy astral shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
5030	reassuring flame-wreathed Tesla astral chapeau	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	chilly medical-grade veiny astral bracer	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5032	foul-smelling arcane researcher's astral longbow of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10
5033	up-at-dawn sage astral shorts of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	wobbly frightening slick astral mace of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5
5035	jittery executive reassuring lard-coated astral trousers	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	occult Samson's astral ring of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25
5037	shellacked razor-sharp weightlifter's astral statuette	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7
5038	lard-coated Annie Oakley's Rosewater's astral pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5039	savvy astral mask of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3
5040	upside-down astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	asbestos-lined flame-wreathed resourceful astral shirt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
5042	blurry wicked astral belt of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25
5043	stale wobbly astral hot dog	3	???	
5044	delicious astral pilsner	4	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	shaking astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	double-paned gravedigger's double-ice cap of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	teal Van der Graaf wholesome thinker's double-ice box	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	gravedigger's frosty double-ice britches of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	shaking handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	dry skewed Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	modified polarized Red Pill	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	upside-down boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	mirror voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	rotten spaghetti con calaveras	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	squat s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	decent gray narrow popcorn	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	yummy miniature chaos popcorn	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	Jim Carey's supercool smooth hole	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	pulsating innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	rotten s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	blurry diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	hand-crafted weak Russian Ice	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	clay ashtray of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	shaking mirror groovy lanyard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	bouncing monster pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	diffused tarnished Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	shellacked Van der Graaf helmet of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	Van der Graaf crutch	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	shock belt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	warmed Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	extremely unsafe rubber band gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	upside-down Newton's pin-stripe slacks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	squat narrow occult gloves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	pickled correction fluid	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	pulsating bouncing Annie Oakley's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	rosy-cheeked Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	maroon thinker's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	deadly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	teal asbestos-lined Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	Temple Grandin's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	greedy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	blinking Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Van der Graaf Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	miser's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	Socratic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	twirling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	triple-dry pickled blurry blinking willyweed	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	magnetized Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	vacuum-sealed altered boiled purple blurry wobbly upside-down fish juice box	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	bouncing paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	artisanal tumbling Jeppson's Malort	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	pulsating executive stress ball	0		Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	huge Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	sizzling Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	red stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	mirror jittery hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	fuchsia reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	pulsating skewed bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	hardened grievous Admiral's hat of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	upside-down supercharged smooth aviator's cap of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	extremely unsafe slick mirrored aviator shades	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	wobbly Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	bouncing purple Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	altered huge Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	adequate elven hardtack	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	enchanted weak drinkable elven squeeze	2	good	Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	huge E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	denatured twirling astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 30
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	skewed E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	spinning handful of honey	0		
5145	moist huge honeypot	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 69
5146	moldy wild honey pie	3	crappy	
5147	irresponsibly strong smooth special honey mead	9	awesome	Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 25
5148	ghostly clever veiny thinker's honey dipper	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20
5149	flame-retardant baleful beefcake's honeybritches	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	boxer's cool honeycap of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	clever Moonthril Circlet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	blurry sizzling Moonthril Greaves	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	blinking boxer's Moonthril Flamberge	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	hale Moonthril Longbow	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	sharpshooter's Moonthril Cuirass	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	smartaleck's plush alielf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	pickled flattened dry yellow wobbly Comet Drop	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	deadly plush dogcat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	huge dangerous plush hamsterpus	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	MacGyver's plush ferrelf	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	skewed cool plush alien hamsterpus	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	fuchsia spinning sizzling plush mutated alielf	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	therapeutic educational plush mutated alielephant	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	girl of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	blurry elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	improved improved red transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	huge Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	spinning Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	yellow squat elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	acceptable spinning Saison du Lune	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	boozy acceptable Moonthril Schnapps	5	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	tolerable watered-down Wrecked Generator	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	decent pulsating Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	jumbo rotten Crepes a la Lune	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	toothsome miniature red Moon Pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	diffused super-warmed twirling Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	super-oxidized Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	quantum anodized 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	tumbling Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	warmed huge honey stick	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 61
5189	boiled deionized double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	nippy lion tamer's Operation Patriot Shield of temperance	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	cold-filtered blue corrupted data	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	mirror exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	narrow jittery Great S-Cape of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	ghostly Marvelous Unitard of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	dried maroon spinning gooey paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	boiled wobbly huge squat beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	denatured paste	1	good	Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	dried bouncing ectoplasmic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	mixed red greasy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	diluted teal squat bug paste	1	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	dried hippy paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	altered shaking bouncing orc paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	compressed blinking demonic paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	boiled blurry indescribably horrible paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	pickled twirling spinning paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	denatured fuchsia bouncing upside-down goblin paste	1	decent	Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	mixed pirate paste	1	decent	Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	powdered blurry olive spinning chlorophyll paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	distilled paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	dehydrated Mer-kin paste	1	good	Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	distilled olive blurry twirling slimy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	distilled narrow olive penguin paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	mixed blurry elemental paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	dehydrated cosmic paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	pickled teal wobbly hobo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	modified huge Crimbo paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	small stale Ur-Donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	blurry box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	delicious spirit-forward bucket of wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	stale enchanted small wobbly ultrafondue	2	decent	Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	lime green borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	bouncing box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	mirror asbestos-lined shining halo	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	skewed padded furry halo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	blurry inspector's frosty halo	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	spinning green ghostly time halo of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted tumbling Lumineux Limnio	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	special perfectly mixed strong Morto Moreto	5	EPIC	Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	perfectly mixed weak Temps Tempranillo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	distilled tolerable Bordeaux Marteaux	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed blue Fromage Pinotage	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	lousy Beignet Milgranet	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	acceptable maroon Muschat	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	low-calorie moldy cool jelly donut	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	gigantic decent pulsating shrapnel jelly donut	8	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	flavorless fancy miniature occult jelly donut	2	decent	Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	normal thyme jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	normal fuchsia danish	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	immense flavorless spinning mirror smashed danish	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	diet spoiled forbidden danish	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	rotten cool cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	fancy decent blunt cat claw	3	good	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	decent shadowy cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	tasty skewed cheezburger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	half-sized toothsome toasted brie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	dry potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	irradiated blinking skewed too legit potion	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	chilled Bright Water	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	double-cold-filtered cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	vacuum-sealed bouncing graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	triple-improved dry spinning cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	double-concentrated modified fuchsia potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	colloidal potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	extra-alkaline oxidized blinking potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	boiled squat yellow potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	adjusted spinning olive potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	ghostly red bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	teal chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	narrow skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	narrow narrow boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	hammerus of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	blunt icepick	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	banded fluorescent lightbulb	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	nasty blammer of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	ghostly Jeselnik's clock-cleaning hammer	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	blinking 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	mirror energetic broken clock	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	wobbly rosewater-soaked dethklok	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	blurry manspreader's glacial clock	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	upside-down blinking d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	pulsating d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	upside-down d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	spinning d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	narrow bouncing mirror kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	spinning upside-down slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	tumbling dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	tasty thick phish stick	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	narrow dog trainer's plastic vampire fangs of extreme caution of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	green Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	mirror maroon mirror your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	purple Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	reassuring wool electrified Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	pulsating groovy Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	dog trainer's Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	narrow chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	green shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	cold-filtered quadruple-ionized super-ionized ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	pressed cold-filtered necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	moist liquefied aerosolized gray bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	diffused squat narrow whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	quadruple-irradiated press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	warmed irradiated Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	nitrogenated energized Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	warmed Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	enhanced double-activated alkaline Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	quantum pulsating Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	weak perfectly mixed Ecto-Cooler	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	spirit-forward perfectly mixed Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	acceptable Blood Light	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	drinkable twirling Silver Bullet beer	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	weak acceptable Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	tumbling ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	aerosolized quadruple-moist twirling lime green sorority brain	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	super-electrified maroon narrow Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	quantum olive drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	purple throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	horrifying extra-see-thru nightie	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	double-paned BRAINS shorts of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	bouncing sage Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	blurry Newton's scrunchie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	Sinatra's smartaleck's extremely skinny jeans	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	resourceful The Necbromancer's Hat of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	wholesome The Necbromancer's Stein of the wise owl of bravery	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	careful crafty experienced The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	mansplainer's therapeutic brawny The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	drinkable green The Cooler Out of Space	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	red huge The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	upside-down blinking sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	galvanized Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	skewed A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	spinning twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	bouncing Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	green Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	blinking Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	squat CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	squat scorching KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	quilted plastic trollipop	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	squat lightning-fast plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	aromatic plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	scandalous plastic colollilossus	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	skewed flame-retardant Rosewater's plastic Big Candy	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	purple blurry The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	distilled pulsating groose grease	1	good	Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	ghostly lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	green bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	skewed Rosewater's ridiculous belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	MacGyver's ridiculous earring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	weightlifter's ridiculous sunglasses	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	normal ridiculous sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	smooth blue ridiculous cocktail	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	ghostly stylish zombie monkey necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +25, Candy Drop: +100
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	yellow scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	polymerized enhanced peppermint twist	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	stale peppermint patty	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	huge green peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	blurry peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	skewed lime green candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	up-at-dawn candy cane	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	pulsating Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	tumbling olive chaotic curative brainy cane-mail shirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	manspreader's Sinatra's slick cane-mail pants	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	mediocre wobbly Vodka Matryoshka	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	artisanal shaking blinking Gin Mint	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	smooth Tequiz Navidad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	hand-crafted Mint Yulep	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	lousy high-proof Crimbojito	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	perfectly mixed triple-distilled gray Sangria de Menthe	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	wobbly wobbly skewed candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	pulsating squat licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	frozen ghostly licorice root	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	cold-filtered diffused blurry banana supersucker	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	unsweetened galvanized squat pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	colloidal moist alkaline blurry shaking lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	extra-boiled super-electrified kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	double-deionized triple-dry strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	twirling experienced bananarama bangle	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	pair of pearidot earrings of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	sizzling tourmalime tourniquet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	greedy kumquartz ring	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	zippy strawberyl necklace	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	blinking sucker bucket of horror of bravery	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	upside-down sucker hakama of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	sucker kabuto	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	sucker tachi of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	wobbly grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	gray raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	ghostly tumbling fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	diffused fudge lily	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	flattened bouncing fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	yummy fudgesicle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	squat wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	polymerized diffused lime green mirror twirling devilish folio	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	blurry jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	spinning dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	huge furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	red lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	huge jittery gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	super-flattened dry yellow skewed Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	moldy miniature fudge bunny	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	curative fudgecycle of the scaredy-cat of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -15, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	yellow tumbling fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	spinning Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	Vulcanized moist resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	chilled extra-activated resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	nitrogenated twirling spinning resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	modified upside-down resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	non-corrupted denatured resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	double-ionized fuchsia resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	magnetized resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	wet non-polymerized resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	triple-colloidal shaking huge resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	Vulcanized gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	corrupted polarized blue gummi snake	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	extra-ionized alkaline corrupted gummi canary	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	delicious wobbly purple gummi bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	small moldy gummi bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	thick bland blinking gummi bear	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	miniature normal special twirling drunki-bear	2	good	Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	enchanted bland drunki-bear	4	decent	Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	tiny normal wobbly drunki-bear	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	hale fudge pocket square	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	spinning Rosewater's lollipop cufflinks	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	spinning cyan ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	moist twirling pulsating gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	electrified bouncing gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	aerosolized double-frozen extra-polarized ghostly gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	twirling jittery all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	tumbling huge heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	spinning executive Big Candy's tophat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	mirror Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	spinning squat Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	twirling squat Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	purple Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	narrow blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	bite-sized adequate jerky coins	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	lousy Go-Wassail	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	nitrogenated wet olive jittery Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	diffused bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	ionized super-moist wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	lime green Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	upside-down Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pulsating pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	jittery pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	maroon pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	narrow gray pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	skewed pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	olive pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	polymerized boiled liquefied Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	red whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	jumbo bland berries of suffering	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	activated liquefied super-adjusted baobab sap	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	spinning cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	mirror magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	pickled pressed dry jittery yellow Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	acceptable teal Barulio's bottle	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	moist magnetized altered Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	jittery Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	cyan glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	denatured green desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	narrow pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	Lo Pan's steel-toed Leapin' Trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +30
5544	tolerable eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	rotten hamhock	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	narrow The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	blue Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	curative Trusty	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5553	blue squat skewed can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	mirror empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	enhanced galvanized fireclutch	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 49
5556	upside-down dog trainer's Rain-Doh wings of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	greasy Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	family-friendly Rain-Doh lantern of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	blinking pulsating Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	lime green Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	pulsating squat ribald Rain-Doh violet bo of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	twirling green Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	toothsome huge PB&BP	3	awesome	
5566	small rotten club sandwich	2	crappy	
5567	special decent mirror corned-beef Reuben	4	good	Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 5
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	jittery dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	skewed Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	mediocre watered-down Drac & Tan	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	mediocre Transylvania Sling	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	tolerable Shot of the Living Dead	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	hand-crafted huge Buttery Knob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	aged Slippery Knob	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	artisanal special blurry Flaming Knob	4	EPIC	Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	bad Grasshopper	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	bad practically non-alcoholic Locust	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	mediocre Plague of Locusts	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	delicious weak Red Dwarf	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	bad Golden Mean	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	practically non-alcoholic bad Green Giant	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	hand-crafted Aye Aye	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	fancy hand-crafted bouncing Aye Aye, Captain	4	EPIC	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	tolerable Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	delicious Humanitini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	hand-crafted triple-distilled More Humanitini than Humanitini	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	enchanted fortified lousy Oh, the Humanitini	5	decent	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	mediocre Great Older Fashioned	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	high-proof aged Fuzzy Tentacle	6	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	aged irresponsibly strong Crazymaker	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	smooth Zoodriver	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	lousy weak fancy Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2	decent	Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	mediocre watered-down Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	acceptable boozy Suffering Sinner	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	delicious Suppurating Sinner	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	hand-crafted fuchsia Sizzling Sinner	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	aged narrow shaking Firewater	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	smooth weak enchanted Earth and Firewater	2	awesome	Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	tolerable strong Earth, Wind and Firewater	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	artisanal Slimosa	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	mediocre practically non-alcoholic twirling Extra-slimy Slimosa	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	perfectly mixed Slimebite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	bad weak spinning Cement Mixer	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	artisanal fancy Jackhammer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	drinkable Dump Truck	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong squat Fauna Libre	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	perfectly mixed weak Chakra Libre	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	aged practically non-alcoholic Aura Libre	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	aged irresponsibly strong Sazerorc	10	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	bad Sazuruk-hai	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	lousy extra-dry Flaming Sazerorc	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	perfectly mixed Green Velvet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	distilled smooth Green Muslin	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	acceptable Green Burlap	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	artisanal green Mohobo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	drinkable Moonshine Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	delicious high-proof Flaming Mohobo	8	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	delicious extra-dry Drunken Philosopher	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	hand-crafted twirling Drunken Neurologist	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	tolerable watered-down upside-down Drunken Astrophysicist	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	delicious Dark & Starry	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	artisanal green Black Hole	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	tolerable wobbly spinning Event Horizon	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Herring Daiquiri	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	artisanal Herring Wallbanger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	tolerable teal Herringtini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	artisanal Lollipop Drop	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	acceptable irresponsibly strong fancy blurry Candy Alexander	8	good	Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	weak acceptable Candicaine	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	perfectly mixed pulsating Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	perfectly mixed Flying Caipiranha	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	perfectly mixed narrow Flaming Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	acceptable Punchplanter	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	bad Doublepunchplanter	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	perfectly mixed blurry jittery Haymaker	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	miniature stale fungus	2	decent	
5642	olive poisoned dart	0		
5643	Vulcanized stone wool	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 68
5644	mirror stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	teal calendar fragment	0		
5647	red calendar of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
5648	jittery sinister Boris's Helm of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	huge tumbling stanky studded staph of homophones	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text
5650	flame-retardant hale banded Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	moldy nailswurst	4	crappy	
5655	acceptable fuchsia jittery used beer	4	good	
5656	olive Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	blinking rosewater-soaked insulting hat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	twirling upside-down dog trainer's offensive moustache	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
5661	squat up-at-dawn hairshirt	0		Adventures: +5
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	squat microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	tumbling lime green puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	upside-down jittery club	0		
5670	special stale half-sized fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	2	decent	Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 15
5671	delicious fuchsia slap and slap again	4	awesome	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	purple twirling beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	compressed maroon watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	spinning gray pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	twirling dog trainer's Ze&trade; goggles	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	manspreader's stylish swimsuit of horror	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	wobbly lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	adequate tumbling P.B.L.T.	3	good	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	mirror BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	shaking bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	pulsating Sinatra's UV monocular	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
5689	skewed tumbling drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	bouncing Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	blurry pacification grenade	0		
5692	foul-smelling quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Stench Damage: +10
5693	blinking slick phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	boxer's bugbear detector	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	bouncing hardened The Lost Glasses of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
5699	twirling The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	narrow The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	squat crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	narrow wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	blurry shaking beefcake's wax hat of the cougar	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	nasty electrified wax pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	blue FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	activated deionized pulsating drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	jittery lime green lightning-fast energetic fireman's helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	upside-down fire axe	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	jittery knitted healthy fire extinguisher of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	narrow Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	shaking Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	super-sized toothsome FDKOL hotcakes	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	tasty fiery wing	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	extremely unsafe Da Vinci's wings of fire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	mansplainer's FDKOL fire hose	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	quantum energized bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	wobbly hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	stiffened hot daub bun of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	double-paned Socratic hot daub stand	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	teal gravedigger's foot-long hot daub of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	miniature adequate angst burger	2	good	
5731	enchanted tolerable practically non-alcoholic 5-hour acrimony	1	good	Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 30
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	toothsome forbidden sausage	4	awesome	
5735	narrow red boxer's Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	double-energized improved Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 69
5737	cold-filtered ionized daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	red brawny Camp Scout backpack	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	jittery CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	snack-sized enchanted adequate blurry bag of GORP	2	good	Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	practically non-alcoholic bad water purification pills	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	tumbling Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	artisanal CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	jumbo delicious bag of GORF	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	wobbly CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	rotten bag of QWOP	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	tarnished ghostly CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	artisanal practically non-alcoholic CSA cheerfulness ration	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	flavorless snack-sized crappy brain	2	decent	
5753	decent decent brain	4	good	
5754	enchanted tasty shaking olive good brain	3	awesome	Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 10
5755	big flavorless boss brain	5	decent	
5756	delicious red hunter brain	4	awesome	
5758	lion tamer's MacGyver's Staff of Holiday Sensations of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	mansplainer's dangerous staff	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15
5760	squat up-at-dawn Temple Grandin's smooth staff	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +5
5761	pulsating aromatic clever forbidden Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	Temple Grandin's coward's Superhero Reboots	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +7
5764	shaking yellow miser's educational fuzzy busby	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	ruddy fuzzy earmuffs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	smartaleck's fuzzy montera of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	narrow tumbling gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	narrow Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	pulsating talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	Barney's rake of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +5
5778	diet spoiled maroon idiot brain	1	crappy	
5779	padded keel-haulin' knife	0		Damage Absorption: +20
5780	ice cream scoop of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
5781	bad green narrow soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	decent	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	spinning weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	huge messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	olive shellacked cool right bear arm	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	Tesla left bear arm of courage of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	blue Hat O' Nine Tails of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
5794	quadruple-alkaline Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 66
5795	warmed Vulcanized wobbly Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 21
5796	polarized mirror Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 30
5797	modified corrupted Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 34
5798	unsweetened Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 25
5799	electrified cold-filtered eldritch dough	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 11
5800	deionized altered fuchsia Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 32
5801	activated pickled jittery Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 39
5802	unsweetened aerosolized spinning perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 42
5803	chilled White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 18
5804	wet oxidized purple Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 24
5805	anodized liquefied breath mint	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 53
5806	liquefied muesli	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 52
5807	double-chilled glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 34
5808	tarnished enhanced super-electrified glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 68
5809	double-ionized Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 40
5810	frozen spinning Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 59
5811	modified pulsating ghostly tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 46
5812	dry cold-filtered nitrogenated shaking skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 14
5813	chilled polarized cyan smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 42
5814	unsweetened corrupted ghostly narrow green blob of acid	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 20
5815	Vulcanized spinning flayed mind	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 54
5816	activated deionized ionized kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 37
5817	anodized cyan forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 55
5818	frozen improved fuchsia Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 39
5819	boiled double-altered gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 45
5820	frozen blue bull blubber	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 37
5821	warmed flattened frog lip-print	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 67
5822	triple-diffused aerosolized gazely stare	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 41
5823	ionized nitrogenated upside-down canopic jar	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 44
5824	adjusted non-magnetized spinning clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 38
5825	double-nitrogenated nitrogenated jittery yellow Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 39
5826	moist ghostly zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 49
5827	electrified Vulcanized gray skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 26
5828	altered Vulcanized wet gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 63
5829	corrupted pulsating ghostly janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 54
5830	pickled activated purple ghostly pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 38
5831	denatured altered tumbling pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 60
5832	activated diffused secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 69
5833	ionized altered huge ghostly brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 39
5834	non-vacuum-sealed holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 43
5835	dry yellow scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 55
5836	activated ghostly embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 39
5837	ionized unsweetened jittery Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 16
5838	corrupted electrified Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 13
5839	boiled dry pulsating ravenous eye	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 45
5840	alkaline gray huge skewed Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 62
5841	colloidal tarnished polarized A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 26
5842	double-warmed liquefied narrow toothbrush	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 42
5843	anodized cold-filtered pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 25
5844	vacuum-sealed double-magnetized una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 49
5845	ionized polarized compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 64
5846	energized mirror salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 39
5847	chilled chilled upside-down unholy water	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 35
5848	unsweetened double-chilled Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 69
5849	magnetized flattened handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 43
5850	energized wet space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 69
5851	flattened bouncing mirror temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 62
5852	diffused blue twirling oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 28
5853	enhanced stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 46
5854	tarnished double-colloidal BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 48
5855	flattened green Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 44
5856	improved tumbling spinning jittery Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 37
5857	alkaline adjusted jittery grey cube	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 61
5858	frozen non-pressed teal votive candle	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 16
5859	anodized booby trap	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 36
5860	anodized denatured Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 61
5861	diffused triple-improved shaking good ash	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 55
5862	ghostly Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	teal Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	spinning papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	double-diffused warmed papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	diffused triple-polarized papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	quantum papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	perfumed coward's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	spinning electrified forbidden papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	mansplainer's wicked papier-masque	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	pulsating papier-mitre of the storm of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	prompt papier-m&acirc;churidars of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +3, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	tumbling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	tumbling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	skewed upside-down hardened Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Damage Reduction: 3
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	jittery miser's grievous skeleton skis of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	small toothsome spinning skeleton quiche	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	knitted coward's MacGyver's Bonestabber of doom	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	acceptable practically non-alcoholic pulsating crystal skeleton vodka	1	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	jittery toasty auxiliary backbone	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	blurry skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	mirror yellow ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	diffused non-alkaline that gum you like	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 52
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	gray avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	blurry canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	twisted Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	cyan jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	maroon tumbling blinking jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	pulsating jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	green jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	mirror jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	teal flame-wreathed slick wedding ring	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5910	narrow deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	wobbly nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	gray upside-down Da Vinci's thinker's Solstice Shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5
5913	wet corrupted upside-down candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	moist jittery sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	oxidized beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	vacuum-sealed non-Vulcanized sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	double-magnetized dry blurry cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	brawny plastic animelf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	nippy plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	spinning huge plastic Uncle Crimboku of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	plastic MechaElf of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	teal electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	red ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	squat energetic brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	bouncing reassuring sizzling studded plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	gray Sherlock's electrified plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	dance instructor's stylish plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	twirling yellow lion tamer's deadly plastic Lord Flameface	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	narrow educational plastic Beebee King	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	purple plastic Queen Bee of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	wholesome plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	frightening plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	forbidden plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	bouncing Sherlock's plastic spiderbugbear	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	skewed beefcake's plastic peacannon	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	studded plastic the Free Man	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	twirling avaricious plastic fire servant	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	gray sage plastic mumblebee	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	clever plastic moneybee	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	ruddy plastic beebee gunners	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	manspreader's plastic beebee queue	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	stiffened plastic buzzerker	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	double-paned plastic bee swarm	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	censurious plastic batbugbear	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	blurry brawny plastic bugaboo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	dog trainer's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	jittery banded plastic ops bugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	huge vibrating plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	beefcake's plastic cavebugbear	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	plastic Norville Rogers of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	plastic Scott the Miner of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	red jittery boxer's plastic angry space marine	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	ghostly ruddy plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	mirror shaking olive double-paned plastic Father McGruber	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	twirling plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	cyan skewed stylish plastic blazing bat	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	skewed rosewater-soaked quilted electronic dulcimer pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	avaricious sage Frown Exerciser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	mirror soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	upside-down educational soul mask	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
5971	blinking olive record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	mirror record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	narrow huge record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	scorching Lo Pan's healthy silent beret	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	small toothsome huge slice of pizza	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	ghostly huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	skewed cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	drinkable watered-down tankard of ale	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	shellacked cloth cap of wisdom of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	greasy iron dagger of chilblains of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	moldy hamburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	shaking potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	drinkable jittery bottle of wine	4	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	perfumed sharpshooter's Newton's iron helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	sinister dance instructor's steel sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	fancy adequate whole roasted chicken	4	good	Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	blurry extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	bouncing potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	bad practically non-alcoholic shining goblet	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	huge fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	olive up-at-dawn zippy weightlifter's crown	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	horrifying padded sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	quilted Helm of the Scream Emperor of James Dean of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	squat horrifying extremely unsafe Cloak of Dire Shadows of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	Sherlock's hardened Socratic Sword of Dark Omens	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	educational Shield of Icy Fate of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	frosty wicked savvy Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	double-paned stylish Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	lightning-fast Boots of Twilight Whispers of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	Belt of Howling Anger of the brute of the dark arts of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	olive logging hatchet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
6011	squat stanky orc wrist	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
6012	hale freshwater pearl necklace	0		Maximum HP: +20
6013	scorching orcish stud-finder of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
6014	jittery arcane researcher's screwing pooch	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6015	irradiated squat orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 51
6016	modified twirling orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 31
6017	quantum polarized orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 63
6018	practically non-alcoholic mediocre backwoods screwdriver	1	decent	
6019	hardened loadstone	0		Damage Reduction: 3
6020	avaricious baleful Claybender glasses	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
6021	huge twirling sizzling Da Vinci's Duskwalker fangs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +10
6022	narrow Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	Whoompa Fur Pants of the brute of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	prompt Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Adventures: +3
6025	adjusted galvanized non-pressed wobbly Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 40
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	teal Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	wobbly Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	reassuring dress pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	reassuring badge of authority	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6032	blue careful Fonzie's motorcycle boots	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
6033	censurious stolen necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6034	censurious Annie Oakley's troll britches	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	enhanced vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 62
6036	lousy twirling artisanal limoncello	4	decent	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	stale teal incredible pizza	3	decent	
6039	frightening wizardly oil cap	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	Herculean slick oil lamp	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1
6041	extremely unsafe oil slacks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	oil pan of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
6043	pulsating boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	squat BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	teal gravedigger's Misty Cloak of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10
6048	cyan Annie Oakley's Misty Robe of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
6049	padded thinker's weightlifter's Misty Cape	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +20
6050	twirling woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	toothsome Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	irresponsibly strong smooth Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	8	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	frozen polarized Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	red The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	upside-down stanky lion tamer's Meatcleaver	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	pulsating stylish Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	Annie Oakley's Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	jittery avaricious Crimbo tree flocker	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	MacGyver's Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	nasty Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	bouncing toasty boxer's Truthsayer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	red loose blade	0		
6069	huge goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	cyan Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	super-aerosolized haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	tarnished irradiated purple shaking magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	extra-pickled upside-down 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	practically non-alcoholic tolerable McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	decent lime green haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	bouncing squat home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	jittery healthy haggis socks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	shaking airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	bouncing actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	skewed magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	frosty Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	teal blurry Microplushie: Hippylase of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	wholesome Microplushie: Bropane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	censurious Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	Microplushie: Gothochondria of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	wobbly jittery deadly Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	fuchsia dangerous Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	supercool Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	Microplushie: Dorkonide of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	groovy Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	tumbling wizardly Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	purple gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	ghostly flame-retardant Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	green huge pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	lime green homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	jittery Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	flame-wreathed Ginsu&trade; of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	teal bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	blinking bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	twirling zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	wobbly goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	maroon abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	red bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	perfectly mixed Chinese beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	squat cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	mirror furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	deionized electrified huge bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	ghostly foul-smelling brawny novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	purple pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	makeshift yakuza mask	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	green toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	mirror battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	fireproof manspreader's resourceful White Dragon Fang	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	butterfly knife of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	red tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	therapeutic weighted paperclip chain	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	horrifying rubber gloves	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	wobbly Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	immense spoiled bouncing roasted duck	8	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	bite-sized delicious dead meat bun	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	twirling cat collar of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	purple electrified suspicious-looking fedora of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	ghostly Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	wobbly Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	thick spoiled carrot cake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	triple-distilled special drinkable carrot claret	6	good	Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	dehydrated carrot juice	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	blurry pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	upside-down skewed green Byte of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	narrow smooth anger blaster	0		Moxie: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	huge up-at-dawn doubt cannon	0		Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	lime green fear condenser of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	weightlifter's regret hose	0		Muscle: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	stanky dance instructor's commodore's hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	Herculean naval trousers	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	clever medical-grade deck cannon	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	ornamental sextant of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	flame-wreathed scorching Bloodbath	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Hundred Headed IPA	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	moldy small chum	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	deionized crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 45
6172	energized warmed blinking candy crayons	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	red greasy hale pixel grappling hook	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6174	gray tumbling GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	blinking shaking olive cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	mirror cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	gray cosmic cream	0		
6183	twirling cosmic fruit	0		
6184	banded Jarlsberg's hat of the scaredy-cat of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -15, Food Drop: +100
6185	decent big red consummate hard-boiled egg	5	good	
6186	toothsome olive consummate fried egg	3	awesome	
6187	moldy consummate egg salad	4	crappy	
6188	tasty super-sized consummate bagel	5	awesome	
6189	decent mirror consummate sliced bread	3	good	
6190	adequate consummate hot dog bun	4	good	
6191	flavorless consummate brownie	4	decent	
6192	small stale consummate toast	2	decent	
6193	tolerable twirling lime green passable stout	4	good	
6194	stale purple consummate soup	3	decent	
6195	rotten consummate corn chips	3	crappy	
6196	normal consummate salad	3	good	
6197	tasty half-sized tumbling twirling consummate salsa	2	awesome	
6198	bite-sized normal consummate sauerkraut	1	good	
6199	adequate enchanted consummate cheese slice	3	good	Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 35
6200	miniature bland consummate melted cheese	2	decent	
6201	tasty squat consummate bacon	4	awesome	
6202	bland wobbly shaking consummate meatloaf	3	decent	
6203	decent purple consummate steak	4	good	
6204	bland half-sized consummate cuts	2	decent	
6205	snack-sized adequate green consummate frankfurter	2	good	
6206	spoiled jumbo red consummate french fries	5	crappy	
6207	rotten consummate baked potato	3	crappy	
6208	mediocre practically non-alcoholic jittery acceptable vodka	1	decent	
6209	bland tumbling consummate ice cream	3	decent	
6210	tasty consummate whipped cream	4	awesome	
6211	adequate snack-sized consummate cream	2	good	
6212	decent consummate strawberries	3	good	
6213	moldy wobbly consummate sorbet	3	crappy	
6214	tolerable weak blinking adequate rum	2	good	
6215	aged mediocre lager	3	awesome	
6216	normal tiny squat immaculate grilled cheese	1	good	
6217	gigantic bland shaking immaculate ice cream sandwich	9	decent	
6218	diet delicious immaculate hot dog	1	awesome	
6219	decent immaculate egg salad sandwich	4	good	
6220	spoiled maroon perfect sandwich	3	crappy	
6221	snack-sized delicious perfect chef salad	2	awesome	
6222	stale super-sized perfect breakfast	5	decent	
6223	spoiled bite-sized sublime deluxe hot dog	1	crappy	
6224	toothsome sublime stew	4	awesome	
6225	moldy blurry sublime nachos	3	crappy	
6226	decent big Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	5	good	
6227	flavorless Loaded Baked Potato	3	decent	
6228	delicious bite-sized upside-down green Omega Sundae	1	awesome	
6229	high-proof mediocre Das Sauerlager	9	decent	
6230	perfectly mixed distilled Bologna Lambic	5	EPIC	
6231	acceptable twirling olive Vodka Dog	3	good	
6232	tolerable weak upside-down Disappointed Russian	2	good	
6233	drinkable fortified Chunky Mary	5	good	
6234	strong acceptable Nachojito	5	good	
6235	mediocre Le Roi	3	decent	
6236	smooth practically non-alcoholic Over Easy Rider	1	awesome	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	energized double-corrupted spinning bouncing cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 14
6240	activated mirror Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 30
6241	improved censored can label	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 25
6242	dry double-polymerized blurry ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 14
6243	warmed the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 66
6244	magnetized polymerized shaking cat's paw	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 65
6245	double-irradiated ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 50
6246	extra-anodized super-ionized mirror demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 48
6247	energized tumbling fuchsia clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 28
6248	super-diffused frozen ghostly gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 63
6249	purple shaking dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	foul-smelling lion tamer's mansplainer's rock-hard numberwang of the detective of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6251	wet electrified scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	corrupted polarized scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	ghostly Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	mirror coward's resourceful stiffened forbidden Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	gravedigger's manspreader's wholesome Staff of the Staff of Life of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	wobbly sizzling clever steel-toed Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	ghostly nippy beefcake's Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	twirling horrifying stanky Temple Grandin's Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	huge aromatic horrifying Staff of the All-Steak of terror	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	narrow smelly Staff of Fruit Salad of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	bouncing prompt Annie Oakley's Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	delicious small squat grain of protein powder	2	awesome	
6268	boiled pec oil	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 62
6269	huge frosty gym membership card	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
6270	alkaline adjusted Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 28
6271	green massive dumbbell	0		
6272	fortified penguin keychain of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +60
6273	frozen O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 20
6274	mediocre open sauce	4	decent	
6275	up-at-dawn experienced turkey leg	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +5
6276	delicious Ye Olde Meade	3	awesome	
6277	extra-chilled red Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 69
6278	shaking Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	teal medical-grade pewter claymore	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6280	ghostly dog trainer's artisanal rice peeler	0		Experience (familiar): +1
6281	rotten thick upside-down gray blurry heirloom grape tomato	5	crappy	
6282	yellow chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	blue spinning asbestos-lined brown felt tophat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	lard-coated educational Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	vibrating Mark II Steam-Hat of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	blurry blinking zippy family-friendly frightening Jack Frost's Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	flame-retardant nasty stiffened Mark IV Steam-Hat of the businessman of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	miser's fireproof flame-wreathed toasty Annie Oakley's Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	bouncing steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	upside-down pulsating scandalous punk rock jacket of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
6292	beefy safety pin of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6293	diet normal stolen sushi	1	good	
6294	pulsating very overdue library book	0		
6295	jittery drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	green fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	bouncing model airship	0		
6300	dry lime green Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 22
6301	frozen narrow possibility potion	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 44
6302	blinking eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	tumbling ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	prompt lard-coated vibrating therapeutic Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	asbestos-lined toasty hale fortified beefy Jarlsberg's pan	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	wobbly Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	concentrated pressed moist celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	cold-filtered polarized twirling twirling celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	frozen polymerized celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	flattened oxidized celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	avaricious Uncle Buck	0		Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only
6312	narrow crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	wobbly pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	rosewater-soaked Oprah's SCUBA tank	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater
6316	Oprah's ruddy deep six-shooter	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50
6317	purple fireproof mansplainer's sea chaps	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	scorching beefy sea holster of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
6319	moist blinking shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 28
6320	shaking dance instructor's long-forgotten necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	foul-smelling banded jam band of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10
6324	flame-retardant educational boxer's aquamariner's ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6325	upside-down ghostly greedy quilted aquamariner's necklace of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6326	blue Socratic pearl diver's ring of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
6327	scandalous pearl diver's necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
6328	purple sushi doily	0		
6329	upside-down bouncing scimitar cozy	0		
6330	pulsating lime green fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	blinking smelly forbidden wicked cozy scimitar	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Breakable
6333	stanky nippy extremely unsafe Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
6334	blurry wool Socratic cozy bazooka of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable
6335	green lard-coated dance instructor's sea mantle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6336	huge rosy-cheeked weightlifter's sea shawl	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	sea cape of incineration of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	ghostly saltwaterbed	0		
6339	wicked brainy muddy pirate hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	upside-down inspector's floral-print skirt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	cyan healthy experienced spectral axe	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20
6342	Newton's super-strong air freshener of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3
6343	boiled galvanized squat purple Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 64
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	oxidized adjusted Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 38
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	altered quadruple-nitrogenated shaking teal Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 33
6348	blurry Mer-kin dragbelt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	pulsating medical-grade Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	squat Mer-kin gutgirdle of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	jittery Oprah's Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
6352	boxer's Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +50
6353	red Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	polymerized cold-filtered Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 26
6355	super-moist nitrogenated Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 15
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	pulsating Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	Lo Pan's Mer-kin begsign	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	double-Vulcanized triple-boiled pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	oxidized mirror pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	dry cyan pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	extra-galvanized squat pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	frozen ionized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	moist pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	activated corrupted pulled taffy	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	hand-crafted distilled shaking can of the cheapest beer	5	EPIC	
6372	boozy aged bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	5	awesome	
6373	extra-dry mediocre single swig of vodka	5	decent	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	maroon quilted testy toolbox	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	narrow eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	wet flattened oxidized ph balancer	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 42
6381	aerosolized mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 66
6382	squat nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	decent	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	fuchsia tumbling wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blinking blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	chilled pressed ghostly Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 63
6390	deionized denatured ionized Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 51
6391	dry colloidal narrow Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 61
6392	purple supercharged wizardly scale-mail underwear	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	super-magnetized pulsating comb jelly	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 64
6394	bouncing anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	green peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	quantum aerosolized Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 42
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	polymerized anodized tear	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 34
6402	polymerized narrow teal jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 42
6403	super-ionized altered pulsating grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 67
6404	adjusted violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 25
6405	vacuum-sealed pickled blurry worst candy	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 41
6406	dry ghostly fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 61
6407	yellow toasty dog trainer's wizardly Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	twirling ghostly corrupted stardust	0		
6409	blurry Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	shaking KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	pulsating shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	bouncing wobbly Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	flavorless thick flavorless gruel	5	decent	
6416	rotten mana curds	3	crappy	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	diffused moth dust	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 27
6420	ionized vacuum-sealed glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 63
6421	blue tonic djinn	0		
6422	normal tumbling cyan vampire chowder	3	good	
6423	pulsating olive Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	moldy Dreadsylvanian stew	3	crappy	
6427	lousy olive Dreadsylvanian	3	decent	
6428	extra-magnetized nitrogenated wobbly Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 16
6429	super-activated Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 28
6430	aromatic hardened dreadful fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	ghostly executive dreadful glove	0		Meat Drop: +40, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	spinning maroon Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	cyan Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	twirling Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	squat Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	spinning Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	bouncing Van der Graaf crafty Sinatra's Covers-Your-Head	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	mansplainer's fortified experienced Drapes-You-Regally	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	hardy Warms-Your-Tush of courage of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	executive Oprah's Helps-You-Sleep	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Blind
6444	upside-down upside-down grievous personal trainer's Quiets-Your-Steps of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
6445	Jim Carey's groovy Protects-Your-Junk	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
6446	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Gets-You-Drunk	1	good	
6447	greasy foul-smelling chaotic Great Wolf's headband	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	tumbling prompt Great Wolf's left paw of Tarzan of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	rosy-cheeked wholesome Great Wolf's right paw of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	red banded Sinatra's Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	friendly cool Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	olive Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	galvanized polymerized Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 56
6454	pulsating Jeselnik's Jim Carey's slick zombie mariachi hat	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	asbestos-lined clever zombie accordion of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	nasty resourceful Fonzie's zombie mariachi pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	Temple Grandin's mansplainer's stylish HOA regulation book	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +7
6458	brawny HOA zombie eyes of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6459	skewed HOA citation pad	0		
6460	bouncing wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	Usain Bolt's censurious shellacked Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	jittery rosewater-soaked dance instructor's Mayor Ghost's cloak of terror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	brawny Mayor Ghost's khakis of terror of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	spinning spinning inspector's chilly razor-sharp Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	healthy fortified smooth Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
6467	teal Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	adequate bouncing ghost pepper	3	good	
6469	knitted arcane researcher's Thunkula's drinking cap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	squat purple sinister Rosewater's Drunkula's cape of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	toasty lion tamer's studded Drunkula's silky pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	miser's wool medical-grade Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	Newton's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
6475	bad bottle of Bloodweiser	3	decent	
6476	Jack Frost's electrified shellacked Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	spinning maroon miser's perfumed Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	squat family-friendly Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the blizzard of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	pulsating olive avaricious rosewater-soaked greasy electrified sinister savvy Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6480	curative thinker's Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Thorns: 1
6481	careful therapeutic Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6482	blinking executive chaotic fortified Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6483	Kool-Aid	1	decent	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	pulsating bone flour	0		
6486	shaking blinking dreadful roast	0		
6487	upside-down stinking agaricus	0		
6488	immense adequate narrow Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	9	good	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	bouncing fuchsia blinking tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	upside-down wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	padded Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	watered-down artisanal yellow bloody kiwitini	2	super EPIC	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	maroon polished moon-amber	0		
6501	flame-wreathed brawny moon-amber necklace of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6502	olive Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	Jeselnik's Jim Carey's hardened hangman's hood	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
6505	lightning-fast greasy rock-hard ring finger ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6506	pulsating Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	tumbling cool iron ingot	0		
6508	mansplainer's cool cool iron helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	spinning horrifying scorching cool iron breastplate	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
6510	wobbly red dog trainer's sage cool iron greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	dog trainer's ghost shawl of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	maroon Van der Graaf warm fur	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6514	spinning prompt snowstick	0		Adventures: +3
6515	Jack Frost's eerie fetish	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6516	artisanal upside-down stinkwater	4	super EPIC	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	bland super-sized accidental mutton	5	decent	
6519	huge family-friendly smooth drafty drawers	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	blurry Van der Graaf wolfskull mask of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	guts necklace of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6522	stiffened slick groping claw	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1
6523	wholesome vengeful spirit	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
6524	chaotic BOOtonniere	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
6525	quadruple-moist super-ionized olive ghost thread	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 21
6526	red energetic bag of unfinished business of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
6527	strapping transparent pants of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	chaotic hothammer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
6529	tolerable narrow Thriller Ice	3	good	
6530	sizzling grandfather watch	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	mirror hale savvy spyglass	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20
6533	tumbling blue lard-coated vial of hot blood	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6534	sharpshooter's remorseless knife	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
6535	intimidating coiffure	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	tumbling dog trainer's cod cape of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +1
6537	flavorless enchanted blood sausage	3	decent	Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 20
6538	tumbling chilly frying brainpan of terror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6539	prompt beefcake's ball and chain	0		Muscle: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6540	dry bone of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
6541	personal trainer's tailbone shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Thorns: 1
6542	baleful tonguebone	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6543	tumbling lard-coated clever pogo stick	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6545	yellow banded cool brainy weedy skirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	upside-down healthy pants of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	spinning cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	mirror cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	spinning stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	galvanized polarized phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 55
6557	enhanced phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 13
6558	energized mirror phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 44
6559	extra-liquefied phial of stench	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 48
6560	galvanized ionized magnetized spinning phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 50
6561	huge adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	shaking beefy hand of Mr. Cards	0		Muscle: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	stale snack-sized Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2	decent	
6565	rotten spinning Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6566	spoiled diet Dreadsylvanian pocket	1	crappy	
6567	tasty Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	4	awesome	
6568	flavorless special Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45
6569	weak smooth Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2	awesome	
6570	artisanal Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6571	delicious Dreadsylvanian grimlet	4	awesome	
6572	bad blurry Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	decent	
6573	weak mediocre blue Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	2	decent	
6574	bouncing hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	wobbly stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	tumbling squat sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	blinking dreadful box	0		
6582	mirror Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	skewed vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	avaricious hot dog wrapper	0		Meat Drop: +30
6585	pulsating horrifying slick debonair deboner	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
6586	aerosolized double-tarnished chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 68
6587	jar of frostigkraut	0		Item Drop: +5, Damage Aura: 1
6588	shaking aromatic sizzling gnawed-up dog bone	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
6589	squat olive Grey Guanon of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6590	jittery jittery veiny Engorged Sausages and You of dire peril of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6591	aged weak blurry dream of a dog	2	awesome	
6592	Jack Frost's optimal spreadsheet of the cougar of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	altered epic cluster	1	crappy	
6596	huge clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	skewed clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	bouncing narrow clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	blinking clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	ghostly clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	green clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	squat clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	special perfectly mixed spinning Cold One	3	???	Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 50
6616	adequate spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	huge folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	squat folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	twirling folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	spinning folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	maroon ghostly folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	squat folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	skewed folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	wobbly twirling folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	narrow folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	ghostly purple folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	narrow skewed folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	shaking slide rule of the wise owl of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20
6649	moist pulsating Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 42
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	mirror twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	tolerable stepmom's booze	3	good	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	rock-hard band T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5
6655	triple-distilled bad fountain 'soda'	10	decent	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	jittery frightening weightlifter's pickelhaube	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	corrupted squat hair oil	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 37
6659	improved unsweetened green scrap	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 51
6660	green school spirit socket set	0		
6661	huge fuchsia suspension bridge	0		
6662	rosewater-soaked quilted padded Rosewater's Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: 60, Stench Resistance: +3
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	medical-grade banded deathchucks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6666	mirror eraser	0		
6667	blinking quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	corrupted concentrated shaking mirror sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 23
6672	olive grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	upside-down stinkbomb	0		
6675	oxidized enhanced superwater	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 23
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	vibrating Yearbook Club Camera	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	gray baleful machete	0		Spell Damage: +25
6680	irresponsibly strong tolerable Cursed Punch	9	good	
6681	delicious ghostly Bowl of Scorpions	4	awesome	
6682	high-proof acceptable Fog Murderer	7	good	
6683	spinning book of matches	0		
6684	savvy surgical mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	purple twirling miser's head mirror	0		Meat Drop: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	quilted half-size scalpel	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	huge surgical apron of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	educational bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Experience: +1, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	jittery maroon crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	upside-down yellow scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	pulsating bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	awesome	
6704	skewed Jim Carey's Socratic short-handled mop	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25
6705	bland jungle floor wax	4	decent	
6706	pulsating bouncing smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	electrified wobbly colorful toad	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 67
6708	upside-down fuchsia upside-down crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	blurry greedy gravedigger's pygmy briefs	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	tumbling short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	squat cool sphygmomanometer of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
6716	boiled tarnished skewed cyan bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 41
6717	blurry tongue depressor	0		
6718	blue tumbling perfumed ribald compression stocking	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
6719	narrow perfumed shellacked midriff scrubs	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +5
6720	liquefied pill cup	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 19
6721	narrow miser's Oprah's Sinatra's water bottle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	energized galvanized upside-down pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 30
6723	gray Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	yummy half-sized exotic jungle fruit	2	awesome	
6725	squat upside-down maroon Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	wobbly ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	upside-down cyan clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	red junk junk	0		
6736	teal Junk-Bond	0		
6737	wobbly tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	blue jagged scrap	0		
6739	quantum double-polymerized cyan bent scrap	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 47
6740	bouncing teal molten scrap	0		
6741	shaking eternal car battery	0		
6742	green Herculean junk band	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
6743	spinning double-paned junk trunks	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	electrified junk-mail shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6745	bite-sized adequate junk food	1	good	
6746	mediocre junk yard	3	decent	
6747	toasty hardened swordzall	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +5
6748	mirror fireproof arm buzzer	0		Hot Resistance: +3
6749	lard-coated boilgun of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6750	skewed wobbly Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	squat beer label	0		
6756	skewed artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	weak perfectly mixed can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	high-proof lousy twirling can of Drooling Monk	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	weak artisanal blinking can of Impetuous Scofflaw	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	smooth bottle of Old Pugilist	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	hand-crafted bottle of Professor Beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	lousy bottle of Rapier Witbier	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	mediocre triple-distilled bottle of Race Car Red	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	watered-down tolerable bottle of Greedy Dog	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	drinkable wobbly bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	olive tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	blue liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	family-friendly Oprah's hardened tin tam	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	non-frozen tin cup	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	arcane researcher's stylish cool tin foil	0		Moxie: 30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	groovy sage tin drum of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	gray tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	alkaline ionized pickled foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 20
6777	modified gray seal sweat	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 16
6778	diffused alkaline boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 58
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	up-at-dawn strapping studded sealhide shield	0		Muscle: +5, Adventures: +5
6781	scabrous seal epaulets of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	mansplainer's grievous seal medal of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15
6784	cyan blinking deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	blurry flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	upside-down blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	purple sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	polarized narrow disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 33
6796	vacuum-sealed disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69
6797	dry vacuum-sealed bouncing disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 25
6798	improved triple-polymerized fuchsia squat disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 20
6799	vacuum-sealed pickled tumbling disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 66
6800	pickled skewed disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 20
6801	alkaline vacuum-sealed disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 33
6802	galvanized mirror disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 17
6803	cold-filtered colloidal disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 69
6804	non-electrified ghostly disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 60
6805	extra-aerosolized magnetized disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 28
6806	nitrogenated wet skewed disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 38
6807	The Sagittarian's leisure pants of incineration of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	extremely unsafe beer-battered accordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	thinker's baritone accordion	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	red hale mama's squeezebox	0		Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	guancertina of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	blinking fortified accordion file	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	Fonzie's accord ion	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	occult bone bandoneon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	jittery scorching pentatonic accordion	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	non-Euclidean non-accordion of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	fuchsia razor-sharp Accordion of Jordion of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	fuchsia autocalliope of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	blurry toasty accordionoid rocca	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	Newton's pygmy concertinette	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	ghost accordion of incineration of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	upside-down quilted peace accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	lion tamer's supercool alarm accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	slick All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of Gandalf of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	asbestos-lined weightlifter's KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Resistance: +5
6828	bad discocktail	3	decent	
6829	grievous KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
6830	Temporal Tempera Tube of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
6831	altered Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 31
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	diffused tumbling Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 36
6834	alkaline extra-energized box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 68
6835	chilled non-adjusted bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 67
6836	enhanced diffused oxidized mirror PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 33
6837	non-frozen alkaline pressed Swizzler	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 46
6838	improved magnetized Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 40
6839	magnetized warmed jam	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 49
6840	altered polymerized Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
6841	deionized maroon 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 23
6842	nitrogenated anodized lime green vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 22
6843	altered jittery huge bone bons	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 26
6844	concentrated ironic mint	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 64
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	twirling walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	blurry ribald security flashlight	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
6849	Vulcanized magnetized spinning Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 26
6850	perfumed studded sturdy cane of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6851	blurry huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	pulsating carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	jittery a suspicious address	0		
6856	squat medical-grade Bal-musette accordion	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	medical-grade Cajun accordion	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	slick quirky accordion	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	olive fortified forbidden Skipper's accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	upside-down blue wool dangerous dance instructor's Pantsgiving of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	bland can of sardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	special low-calorie normal high-calorie sugar substitute	1	good	Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	enchanted normal pat of butter	3	good	Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	huge stale dinner roll	10	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	adequate small jittery fuchsia mashed potatoes	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	enchanted flavorless whole turkey leg	3	decent	Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	spoiled deviled egg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	double-chilled tumbling bouncing finger exerciser	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	liquefied non-pressed dented spoon	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	extra-liquefied blinking love note	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	red school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	unsweetened super-energized nail file	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	improved blurry candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	mirror gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	altered corrupted post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	maroon pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pulsating pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	asbestos-lined sizzling wholesome grievous bowl of petunias	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	wobbly double-paned shellacked studded dangerous power sock	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	shaking sharpshooter's electrified quilted wool sock of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	spinning reassuring flame-retardant Jack Frost's careful moustache sock	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	pickled double-liquefied spirit gum	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 50
6886	shaking spirit pillow	0		
6887	squat spirit sheet	0		
6888	blurry red spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	wobbly spirit bed	0		
6891	bouncing resourceful strapping spirit bell of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	extra-modified corrupted squat spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	wet bouncing freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	ionized non-pressed double-warmed blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	alkaline pressed jittery handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	ionized teal tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	alkaline galvanized Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	spinning experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	narrow spinning hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	fuchsia jittery sinister flask flops of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6903	galvanized bouncing mirror nuts	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	enhanced polymerized mirror bolts	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	normal gingerbread robot	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	normal jumbo petit 4.1	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	normal nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	toasty plastic GORM-8	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	flame-retardant plastic warbear	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	twirling zippy plastic Toybot	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	censurious energetic plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	blinking lightning-fast Herculean warbear hoverbelt of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	ionized chilled warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	super-quantum alkaline warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	quantum anodized warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	snack-sized spoiled warbear feasting bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	moldy bite-sized warbear warrior bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	moldy cyan warbear thermoregulator bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	acceptable blinking yellow warbear feasting mead	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	tolerable weak warbear bearserker mead	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	weak hand-crafted warbear blizzard mead	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	twirling warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	knitted sizzling warbear plain fedora of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	warbear feathered fedora of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	lightning-fast extremely unsafe warbear fedora of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	blue vibrating hardened groovy warbear plain helm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	stylish warbear spiked helm	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	rosewater-soaked frosty arcane researcher's warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	ghostly prompt horrifying vibrating warbear plain ushanka	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	gray warbear lined ushanka	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	supercharged slick warbear heated ushanka of bravery	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	blinking warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	sizzling sinister warbear party pants of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	mirror warbear ceremonial party pants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	red aromatic warbear high festival pants of the cougar of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	smelly mansplainer's cool warbear battle greaves	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	fuchsia Samson's warbear officer greaves	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	nippy dog trainer's Tesla warbear bearserker greaves	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	reassuring wool curative warbear johns	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	savvy warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	inspector's fortified warbear johns of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	Usain Bolt's healthy warbear goggles of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	Annie Oakley's warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	blurry flame-retardant warbear polarized goggles of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	healthy razor-sharp warbear laser bowtie of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	savvy warbear plasma bowtie	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	ribald scorching padded warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	lightning-fast boxer's warbear warscarf of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	prompt warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	twirling flame-wreathed toasty warbear warscarf of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	dog trainer's warbear foil hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	arcane researcher's warbear oil pan of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	mirror warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	jittery shaking warbear exhaust manifold of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	blue warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	tumbling blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	jittery friendly die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	die-cast Doc the Reindeer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	bouncing rosewater-soaked die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	auspicious die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	perfumed die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	Newton's die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	crafty die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	blurry mansplainer's die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	smelly die-cast factory worker elf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	pulsating Herculean die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	narrow scandalous die-cast middle-management elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	die-cast pencil-pusher elf of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	frosty die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	gray greedy die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	hale die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	die-cast turtle mech of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	wobbly die-cast Swiss hen of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	curative die-cast killing bird	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	cool die-cast ring	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	upside-down die-cast goose a-laying of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	family-friendly die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	die-cast blade a-spinning of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	ruddy die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	skewed die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	huge prompt die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	blue ruddy die-cast Father Crimborg of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	Van der Graaf Rosewater's die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	squat baleful die-cast Uncle Hobo of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	pulsating toasty die-cast Father Crimbo of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	squat The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	activated fuchsia Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	olive lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	dried bouncing ghostly handful of Smithereens	1	EPIC	Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	bland small spinning Every Day is Like This Sundae	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	moldy Miserable Pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	yummy enchanted This Charming Flan	3	awesome	Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	bad watered-down bouncing Irish Coffee, English Heart	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	drinkable Strikes Again Bigmouth	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	weak lousy Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	wobbly Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	narrow Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	Sherlock's Oprah's rock-hard Work is a Four Letter Sword of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	scorching dog trainer's hardy Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	squat nasty quilted brainy Sheila Take a Crossbow of incineration	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	twirling twirling frightening sizzling thinker's A Light that Never Goes Out of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	curative Samson's slick Half a Purse of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	bouncing avaricious greedy scandalous Hairpiece On Fire of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: 50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	censurious knitted Vicar's Tutu of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	energetic smartaleck's brawny Hand in Glove	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	yellow sizzling chaotic Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	miser's veiny slick Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	twirling executive chilly savvy Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	scorching grievous Saucepanic of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	foul-smelling beefcake's Frankly Mr. Shank of the empath	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	veiny shellacked quilted Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	third-hand lantern of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	moldy miniature fuchsia pickled egg	2	crappy	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	huge warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	blinking warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	shaking warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	ghostly warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	modified olive warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	fuchsia warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	pulsating warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	boiled nitrogenated narrow maroon glass slipper	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	dehydrated blinking jittery antimatter wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	warmed vacuum-sealed narrow skewed warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	wet skewed teal warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	moist extra-ionized warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	yummy ghostly warbear gyro	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	double-frozen anodized denatured recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	jittery warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	miniature tasty blurry breakfast mess	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	upside-down warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	moldy mirror breakfast miracle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	boiled squat narrow Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	ghostly festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	upside-down grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	pickled grim fairy tale	1	crappy	Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	colloidal single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	irradiated extra-polymerized frozen shaking single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 20
7069	pulsating Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	huge rotten snow berries	10	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	bland lime green skewed ice harvest	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	wet cold-filtered mirror pulsating frost flower	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	enhanced magnetized snow cleats	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	Vulcanized liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	bland snow crab	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	perfectly mixed purple Ice Island Long Tea	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	purple ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	wobbly bouncing snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	squat Herculean snow mobile	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	hale ice bucket	0		Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	jittery family-friendly rosy-cheeked snow shovel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	banded arcane researcher's bod-ice of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	blinking executive MacGyver's hardy Fonzie's snow belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	narrow Jim Carey's studded ice nine of terror of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	smooth En Una Fila Tequila	3	awesome	
7091	jittery Skully's hot chocolate	1	awesome	
7092	rosewater-soaked Samson's warbear dress helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	lime green Sinatra's warbear dress bracers of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	manspreader's warbear dress greaves of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	sizzling beefcake's sweatband	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	avaricious wicked gym shorts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	ankleweights of the cougar of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	fireproof frosty extremely unsafe wizardly sweat socks	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	modified narrow Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	wet deionized chilled shaking teal tumbling powder	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	baleful licorice whip	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	bad irresponsibly strong huge snakebite	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	squat thinker's candy stick of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	flavorless pecan	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	snack-sized spoiled pecan pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	flavorless candy mountain oyster	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	special bad green chocotini	4	decent	Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	double-paned flame-wreathed wizardly chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	low-calorie decent candy carrot	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	big delicious enchanted candy carrot cake	5	awesome	Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	Jack Frost's ruddy carrot-on-a-stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	shaking lightning-fast Rosewater's weasel stomping pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	normal blue mulberry	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	weak lousy mulled berry wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	flame-retardant lemon party hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	chilly lemon shirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	blue narrow ghostly lemon drop trousers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	galvanized electrified lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	experienced educational gummi sword	0		Experience: 3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	activated small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	jittery Jack Frost's chocolate cow bone	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	Vulcanized gummi fang	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	yummy narrow leftover canap&eacute;s	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	mediocre fortified magnum of champagne	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	electrified hardy Newton's cow creamer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	frozen dry shaking Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	smooth wolf whistle of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	big bland squat witch's bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	activated witch's brew	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	hale padded arcane researcher's witch's bra	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	aged mid-level medieval mead	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	tarnished ionized blue squat R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	extra-flattened triple-deionized tumbling hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	adjusted wobbly hare brush	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	fuchsia greasy sinister hare pin	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	jittery purple odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	delicious bite-sized twirling cinnamon cannoli	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	artisanal spirit-forward maroon expensive champagne	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	corrupted polo trophy	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	mirror ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	wobbly straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	skewed filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	wobbly tumbling parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	jittery glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	horrifying clever shellacked fire hose	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	normal tumbling fireman's lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	green Annie Oakley's vibrating savvy plain paper hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	rotten diet ice cream sandwich	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	aromatic lion tamer's &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	fancy normal plumber's lunch	3	good	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	double-paned dangerous Rosewater's skull gearshift knob	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	massive adequate nachos of the night	9	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	knitted crafty supercool Sketcherz&trade;	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	gigantic special normal can of Adultwitch&trade;	8	good	Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	non-polarized vacuum-sealed corrupted smudge stick	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	boiled wall	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	acceptable upside-down tankard of ale	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	boiled liquefied galvanized upside-down scroll case	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	activated dry squat jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	huge crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	moldy tiny huge humble pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	triple-irradiated bouncing blinking crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 16
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	shaking The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	tumbling purple Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	twirling Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	squat teal Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	irresponsibly strong acceptable unnamed cocktail	7	good	
7188	skewed handful of tips	0		
7189	huge Annie Oakley's unrequired jacket	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
7190	green stanky tommy gun	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	shaking throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	brawny breadchucks of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7196	mirror shuriken salad	0		
7197	stylish combat fan	0		Moxie: +25
7198	banded silk skirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	Buddy Bjorn of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	rosewater-soaked Van der Graaf medical-grade The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7202	small stale sweet roll Alabama	2	decent	
7203	purple Saturday Night Special of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	fleetwood chain of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
7206	tolerable watered-down spinning Green Manalishi	2	good	
7207	blade of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	skewed eagle's milk	1	crappy	
7210	vacuum-sealed adjusted eagle feather	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 38
7211	colloidal unsweetened green wobbly one pill	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 35
7212	veiny Jefferson wings	0		Maximum HP: +10
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	skewed cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	rotten huge fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	crappy	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	lion tamer's lynyrdskin cap	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	lime green beefy lynyrdskin tunic	0		Muscle: +10
7219	ghostly lynyrdskin breeches of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	fortified hand-crafted twirling Flamin' Whatshisname	5	EPIC	
7223	altered lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 34
7224	wicked Kashmir sweater of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
7225	stale custard pie	3	decent	
7226	tea for one	1	decent	
7227	perfectly mixed skewed bottle of Evermore	4	EPIC	
7228	box	0		
7229	aged watered-down wine	2	awesome	
7230	drinkable skewed rum	3	good	
7231	high-proof tolerable bouncing Murderer's Punch	10	good	
7232	gigantic rotten velvet cake	10	crappy	
7233	wet moist ghostly olive letter	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 66
7234	knitted book of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
7235	miser's masque of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7236	tumbling red-hot poker of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
7237	squat Red X Shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
7238	smartaleck's brawny badge	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
7239	Socratic shirt of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25
7240	ghostly scorching Herculean coat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25
7241	sage shoe of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	red skewed button	0		
7244	non-tarnished blood cells	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 27
7245	activated polarized shaking pulsating eye	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 43
7246	ghostly glark cable	0		
7247	mirror nasty forbidden Red Fox glove	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	adjusted bouncing foxglove	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 19
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	zippy double-paned Sneaky Pete's jacket of Gandalf of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	tumbling bouncing jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	wobbly shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	wobbly Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	tolerable mini-martini	3	good	
7256	skewed smoke grenade	0		
7257	compressed huge molotov soda	1	decent	
7258	wet Vulcanized huge spinning pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 14
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	lion tamer's slick Sneaky Pete's basket of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Candy Drop: +100
7262	twirling &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	mirror teal spinning photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	huge disposable instant camera	0		
7267	rosewater-soaked quilted Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	plastic Professor What	0		Item Drop: +5
7273	supercharged plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7274	jittery slick plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Moxie: +10
7275	Lo Pan's plastic Gary Claybender	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
7276	spinning stylish plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Moxie: +25
7277	vacuum-sealed robot grease	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 52
7278	twirling returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	non-irradiated cold-filtered upside-down wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 45
7280	double-ionized triple-frozen wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 31
7281	oxidized wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 21
7282	chilled concentrated diffused wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 41
7283	diffused vacuum-sealed wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 25
7284	reassuring Rosewater's crying statue earrings	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	scandalous plastic Duskwalker necklace of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	smooth plastic replica blaster pistol of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	mirror Jack Frost's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	ghostly groovy Space Tourist palmdoctor of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	skewed censurious personal trainer's amok putter	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5
7290	small normal gray amok pudding	2	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	pickled cold-filtered can of V-11	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	Sherlock's greasy elevennis shoes	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	wicked beefcake's elevenderizing hammer	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	wobbly family-friendly Professor What T-Shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	blurry sewing kit	0		
7301	spinning Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	squat Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	green Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	quantum warmed eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 48
7309	Vulcanized colloidal rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 29
7310	tarnished ionized polymerized bouncing bronzer	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 29
7311	forbidden elegant nightstick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	narrow jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	cool ghost of a necklace of the brute of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20
7319	narrow quilted Elizabeth's Dollie of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +50
7320	activated Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 49
7321	purple brainy Stephen's lab coat of the storm	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
7322	boiled activated Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 13
7323	resourceful shellacked Jacob's rung	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50
7324	compressed skewed twirling fuchsia battery	1		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 5
7325	drinkable snakebite	4	good	
7326	mirror wicked rubber ribcage of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5
7327	denatured mirror gray synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 50
7328	oxidized super-diffused funny bone	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 68
7329	forbidden baleful half-melted spoon	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50
7330	modified maroon blinking the funk	1		
7331	huge rotten shaking gunky chicken	10	crappy	
7332	gray rosewater-soaked doll head	0		Stench Resistance: +3
7333	skewed droopy doll eye	0		
7334	blue voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	shaking wholesome paddle-ball of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
7336	moist twirling twirling sound effects record	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 16
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	magnetized unsweetened ghostly dancer	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 16
7339	skewed music box mechanism	0		
7340	ghostly moose antlers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	boiled cyan moose thought	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 65
7342	spoiled diet moose chocolate	1	crappy	
7343	artisanal huge painting of a glass of wine	3	EPIC	
7344	mirror oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	skewed ornate picture frame	0		
7346	maroon doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	tumbling sinister ghost toga of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
7348	delicious mirror sheet cake	3	awesome	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	chilly stiffened Socratic Staff of the Electric Range	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +5
7352	spoiled deluxe layer cake	4	crappy	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	fortified hand-crafted red-hot boilermaker	5	EPIC	
7355	shellacked coal shovel	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	improved hot coal	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 41
7357	triple-activated chilled yellow coal dust	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 53
7358	yellow Bram's choker of James Dean of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	cyan plaid bandage	0		
7361	plaid pocket square of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
7362	olive blurry miser's smooth plaid skirt	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	colloidal super-ionized bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 13
7364	skewed squat fabric softener	0		
7365	vacuum-sealed fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 34
7366	fancy artisanal strong bottle of laundry sherry	5	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
7367	dry wet blurry wobbly industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 34, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	special adequate blurry extra-flat panini	4	good	Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 50
7369	unsweetened jittery mangled finger	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 45
7370	drinkable Psychotic Train wine	4	good	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	flavorless pie man was not meant to eat	4	decent	
7373	stylish sommelier's towel	0		Moxie: +25
7374	foul-smelling tarnished tastevin	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
7375	flavorless actual tapas	3	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	red perfumed hale ghast iron cleaver	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
7378	ribald beefcake's ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	family-friendly frosty ghast iron heater shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7380	jittery prompt ghast iron codpiece of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Pendant of Gargalesis of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	polarized Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	altered pulsating upside-down Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	cold-filtered ionized unsweetened blinking Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	activated Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	unsweetened deionized Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	anodized improved ionized Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	chilled Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	concentrated polymerized jittery skewed Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	diffused diffused huge Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	aerosolized tarnished Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	triple-boiled nitrogenated tarnished Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	non-corrupted ionized Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	oxidized concentrated Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	ionized Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	ionized energized pulsating Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	diffused boiled maroon Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	pickled dry squat Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	super-frozen polymerized twirling Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	dry ghostly spinning Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	enhanced dry squat Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	flattened frozen Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	irradiated nitrogenated Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	wobbly Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	bouncing Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	narrow Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	yellow Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	tumbling Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	shaking teal mirror Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pulsating pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	bouncing salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	chilled sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	pressed ionized fuchsia tumbling Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	flattened Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	alkaline blurry narrow maroon Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	dry flattened Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	non-dry huge Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	triple-galvanized Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	ionized improved quadruple-deionized tumbling Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	spoiled cyan wobbly Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	adequate miniature Brain Food Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	gigantic rotten Cool Brunch Pastaco	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	gigantic normal Medical Pastaco	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	spoiled pulsating Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	bland Ludovico Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	high-proof aged squat overpowering mushroom wine	9	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	lousy weak blinking complex mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	watered-down tolerable smooth mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	acceptable tumbling blood-red mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	lousy practically non-alcoholic buzzing mushroom wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	practically non-alcoholic tolerable gray swirling mushroom wine	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	bland Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	bland Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	blurry tumbling Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	artisanal huge regular-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	hand-crafted super-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	artisanal blinking broberry brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	mediocre high-proof olive huge brocolate brogurt	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	artisanal watered-down French bronilla brogurt	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	twirling narrow History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Fonzie's Brogre brorts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	wobbly veiny Brogre brolo shirt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	flame-retardant Brogre bucket hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	mirror Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	prompt lion tamer's Da Vinci's 8-billed baseball cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	blurry healthy cool beefy extremely wet T-shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	blurry chaotic clever groovy shrimp fork	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	moist mirror BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	enhanced polymerized go-go potion	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	concentrated skewed shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	ionized Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	string of moist beads of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	shaking Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	enhanced Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	polymerized adjusted sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	non-adjusted improved magnetized ghostly mirror sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	practically non-alcoholic bad Rompedores de Fantasmas	1	decent	
7483	lousy spirit-forward blinking La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	5	decent	
7484	acceptable watered-down enchanted spinning Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	2	good	Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 20
7485	upside-down loosening powder	0		
7486	spinning castoreum	0		
7487	shaking green drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	acceptable fancy gray bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	good	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 20
7492	blinking blue blasting soda	0		
7493	tumbling unstable fulminate	0		
7494	narrow jittery wine bomb	0		
7495	yellow recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	ghostly narrow Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	adjusted ghostly Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 39
7500	mirror mirror map	0		
7501		0		
7502	adjusted Texas tea	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 47
7503	squat frosty dark hamethyst ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
7504	brainy dark baconstone ring	0		Mysticality: +5
7505	squat studded dark porquoise ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80
7506	squat rosewater-soaked energetic book	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
7507	jittery cloak of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
7508	green jittery label	0		
7509	bland low-calorie enchanted pulsating spinning Mornington crescent roll	1	decent	Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 10
7510	quantum enhanced eye shadow	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 34
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	double-warmed colloidal poppy	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 39
7513	spinning opium grenade	0		
7514	yellow greasy Jack Frost's duonoculars	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7515	tumbling plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	rosewater-soaked spider leg of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	boozy acceptable glass of bourbon	5	good	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	spoiled government cheese	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	lime green narrow up-at-dawn pair of government shades	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	warmed government	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	dry tarnished alien drugs	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	shellacked government-issued night-vision goggles of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	decent loaf of alien bread	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	jumbo special adequate blurry yellow grilled cheese sandwich	5	good	Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	diluted alien protein powder	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	fortified hand-crafted blue rocket fuel	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	drinkable practically non-alcoholic stealth bomber	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	jittery twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	lime green ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	blurry squat banded space beast fur hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	tumbling groovy space beast fur pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	space beast fur whip of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	maroon space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	family-friendly rock-hard space heater	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed space port	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	rock-hard groovy space needle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	colloidal red buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	bouncing hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	quadruple-altered skewed ash soda	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	irradiated pressed purple shaking liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	super-polarized oxidized jittery dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	polymerized quadruple-liquefied mirror bouncing cyan spinning bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	narrow shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	irradiated ionized dry bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	flattened blood cells	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 46
7558	watered-down artisanal wine	2	EPIC	
7559	frozen gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 31
7560	blinking turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	colloidal giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 31
7562	ionized cold-filtered twirling musk turtle	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 13
7563	ionized moist super-denatured yellow programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 41
7564	triple-ionized yellow tumbling mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 46
7565	normal ham steak	4	good	
7566	sizzling time-twitching toolbelt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	double-paned ruddy savvy Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5
7569	ribald groovy Time Bandit Badge of Courage of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
7570	double-denatured modified Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 31
7571	fireproof extremely unsafe silent pea shooter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3
7572	stale jumbo D roll	5	decent	
7573	blurry hale beefy kiwi beak	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20
7574	weak bad New Zealand iced tea	2	decent	
7575	tumbling lightning-fast double-paned droll monocle	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
7576	energized future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 13
7577	galvanized future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 45
7578	activated activated tumbling future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 40
7579	ghostly twitching time capsule	0		
7580	denatured skewed liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 25
7581	blinking shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	rotten rack of dinosaur ribs	3	crappy	
7583	lousy weak mirror scotch on the rocks	2	decent	
7584	reassuring horrifying yabba dabba doo rag	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's wooly loincloth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	pulsating Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	artisanal glass of &quot;milk&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong cup of &quot;tea&quot;	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	bad watered-down thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	irresponsibly strong acceptable Lucky Lindy	6	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	drinkable Bee's Knees	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	artisanal Sockdollager	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	lousy irresponsibly strong huge Ish Kabibble	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	tolerable Hot Socks	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	perfectly mixed Phonus Balonus	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	bad Flivver	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Sloppy Jalopy	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	corrupted upside-down huge flame	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 69
7601	altered moist temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 37
7602	liquefied alkaline alkaline jittery Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 62
7603	Vulcanized neckbeard	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 66
7604	flattened artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 30
7605	alkaline pressed upside-down spinning punk patch	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 13
7606	aerosolized modified upside-down steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 44
7607	dry irradiated vacuum-sealed teal vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 53
7608	energized vacuum-sealed turtle mud	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 66
7609	anodized Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 44
7610	concentrated moist purple Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 60
7611	quantum activated Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 31
7612	quadruple-nitrogenated cold-filtered tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 48
7613	deionized adjusted shaking bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 60
7614	polymerized voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 62
7615	enhanced unsweetened twirling pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 25
7616	boiled spinning pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 41
7617	liquefied short deposition	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 20
7618	dry anodized straw pole	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 53
7619	colloidal dry copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 14
7620	corrupted moist ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 17
7621	Vulcanized ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 69
7622	concentrated moist tumbling ghostly button rouge	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 42
7623	altered Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 33
7624	ionized cold-filtered activated jittery lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 11
7625	moist flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 42
7626	ionized diffused flattened oyster badge	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 21
7627	cold-filtered colloidal plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 31
7628	ionized dancing fan	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 27
7629	chilled page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 19
7630	super-Vulcanized mirror magic powder	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 61
7631	warmed friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 12
7632	quadruple-wet boiled government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 20
7633	double-ionized moist magnetized green ghostly wobbly alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 16
7634	chilled aerosolized irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 22
7635	dry quantum cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 30
7636	thinker's shellacked shell of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	narrow blue stiffened pillow shell	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	toasty whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	shellacked oil shell	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	sizzling Jack Frost's sage turtle shell	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	jittery ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	wobbly aquaconda brain	0		
7648	blurry spinning thunder thigh	0		
7649	ionized anodized gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 40
7650	nitrogenated magnetized catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 44
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	upside-down fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	ghostly fuchsia fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	green fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	gray fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	quilted neoprene skullcap	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	alkaline polarized tumbling goblin water	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 11
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	tasty big fancy Sogg-Os	5	awesome	Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 25
7663	Usain Bolt's zippy therapeutic Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Initiative: 100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7664	chilled corrupted twirling Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 18
7665	ionized blue liquid ice	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 11
7666	perfectly mixed Wet Russian	4	EPIC	
7667	flavorless filet of The Fish	4	decent	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	skewed smelly dance instructor's savvy thunder down underwear	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	frightening famous raincoat of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	wool frightening Tesla lightning rod	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
7673	smooth huge legitimate business on the beach	3	awesome	
7674	hep waders of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	diet normal jive turkey leg	1	good	
7676	razor-sharp birdbone corset	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
7677	boiled candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 26
7678	green avaricious 4-dimensional fez	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	upside-down super-absorbent tarp of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
7681	distilled tolerable unquiet spirits	5	good	
7682	shaking skewed energetic banjo kazoo mount	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
7683	energized electrified chilled jittery grass	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 25
7684	stiffened Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Damage Reduction: 1
7685	spinning up-at-dawn ribald Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
7686	nasty hardy educational Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
7687	corrupted dog ointment	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 44
7688	tumbling coward's Van der Graaf gumshoes	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7689	Rosewater's flapper floppers of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7690	mansplainer's veiny sneakeasies	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
7691	pulsating tumbling executive Fonzie's plastic nunchaku	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	scandalous lion tamer's manspreader's hand whip	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	squat flame-retardant padded glow-in-the-dark necklace of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	Usain Bolt's smartaleck's sage cap gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	hardened smooth cassette player	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	blinking rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	pressed electrified confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	Vulcanized polymerized gray shaking confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	liquefied magnetized confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	bouncing LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	pulsating LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	fuchsia LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	cold-filtered cold-filtered wobbly rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	blurry Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's rubber cape	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	Oprah's experienced Thor's Pliers of the cougar of the early riser	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	frozen candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 30
7711	flame-retardant gravedigger's water wings for babies	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	rotten Strix stix	4	crappy	
7714	teal Tesla vampire pellet of the dark arts of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7715	aged high-proof wobbly non-aged vinegar	10	awesome	
7716	maroon dance instructor's unsanitized scalpel	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7717	Sinatra's gladiator tunica	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
7718	personal trainer's Roman sadnals	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
7719	ruddy madius	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
7720	radiator heater shield of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
7721	frozen oxidized improved squat mirror salt wages	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 44
7722	teal educational centurion helmet	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	jittery Chroner cross	0		
7724	pteruges of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	polymerized Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 42
7726	galvanized ionized huge Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 59
7727	enhanced polymerized teal blurry Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 66
7728	irradiated super-aerosolized Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 25
7729	twirling spinning Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	ghostly transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	twirling Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	pulsating Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	skewed Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	shaking Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	ghostly Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	gray Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	tumbling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	yellow Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	tumbling pulsating Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	mirror Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	yellow Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	hale rock-hard Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	Van der Graaf Newton's Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	upside-down greedy Xiblaxian stealth vest of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	moldy miniature Xiblaxian ultraburrito	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	perfectly mixed Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	polarized They liver	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	rotten shaking They liver popsicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	wobbly holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	squat holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	twisted huge residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	vibrating Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	resourceful energetic hardy defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	twirling Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	mirror teal greasy Personal Ventilation Unit of the overflowing toilet of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	magnetized bouncing the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	snack-sized adequate &quot;meat&quot; stick	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	dehydrated transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	blinking specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	blinking aromatic energetic weightlifter's pair of plants	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	sizzling Sasq&trade; watch of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	wobbly dog trainer's rock-hard dance instructor's smoker's cloak	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	scorching coward's manspreader's Da Vinci's camouflage T-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	liquefied irradiated twirling twirling experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	Lo Pan's banded heavy-duty clipboard of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	red nasty Van der Graaf groovy Rosewater's battery-powered drill	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	moldy super-sized limp broccoli	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	mirror careful forbidden Newton's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	double-corrupted spinning blinking monkey barf	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	corrupted cold-filtered candy	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	blurry banded Sinatra's strapping jangly bracelet	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	hardy cuddly teddy bear	0		Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	Lo Pan's curative first-aid pouch	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	upside-down khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	nitrogenated altered teal skewed airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	narrow SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	half-sized moldy initiative shawarma	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	bland warm war shawarma	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	decent karma shawarma	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	lousy Jungle Juice	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	hand-crafted watered-down fancy upside-down Amnesiac Ale	2	EPIC	Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	weak lousy Highest Bitter	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	clever wholesome mercenary pistol	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	upside-down rock-hard mercenary rifle of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	squat Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	upside-down Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	purple Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	lime green ghostly Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	squat blinking viral DNA	0		
7812	jittery pulsating tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	spoiled big seared dino steak	5	crappy	
7814	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed bottle of drinkin' gas	8	EPIC	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	narrow spinning gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	pulsating sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	teal french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	Sherlock's hardened sinister iShield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +25
7825	miser's family-friendly earbuds of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7826	pulsating Jack Frost's iFlail of the storm of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
7827	adequate unidentifiable dried fruit	3	good	
7828	weak mediocre flat cider	2	decent	
7829	pulsating squat frosty ruddy trench lighter of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	alkaline modified experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	tumbling encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	wobbly ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	pulsating Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	green special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	upside-down special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	red special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	non-magnetized perl necklace	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	Vulcanized Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	denatured dry aerosolized ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	decent big petit fortran	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	flavorless huge java cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	flavorless immense olive cookie cookie	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	skewed steel-toed plastic exo-suited miner	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	cyan huge scandalous plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	plastic Crimbot of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	squat zippy plastic Crimbomega	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	quadruple-modified ghostly flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	narrow frightening radiation-resistant helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	slick servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	experienced high-energy mining laser of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	gray Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	lime green Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	blurry Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	spinning Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	narrow Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	spinning Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	spinning Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	jittery Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	mirror Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	red mirror squat Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	jittery Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	olive Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	green Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	huge Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	blinking recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	huge recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	bouncing recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	fireproof fortified razor-sharp Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	extra-concentrated vacuum-sealed wobbly Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 67
7915	pickled Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 67
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	electrified nitrogenated BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 18
7918	wet ionized Moonds	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 37
7919	diffused pulsating Big Punk	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 22
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	drinkable enchanted Friendly Turkey	3	good	Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	artisanal huge Agitated Turkey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	weak hand-crafted skewed spinning Ambitious Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	delicious small neutron lollipop	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	hand-crafted weak gamma nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	powdered spinning single atom	1	decent	Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	ghostly pocket ace	0		
7943	huge nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	huge table	0		
7946	gravedigger's outlaw bandana of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100
7947	drinkable whiskey in a broken glass	4	good	
7948	high-proof special tolerable pulsating shot of mescal	8	good	Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 15
7949	perfectly mixed watered-down glass of herbal tequila	2	EPIC	
7950	tumbling green minin' dynamite	0		
7951	smelly plaid cowboy hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	fuchsia lasso	0		
7953	greedy dance instructor's Fonzie's rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +20
7954	huge green rattler rattle	0		
7955	huge bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	cyan even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	blurry box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	bouncing squat letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	double-paned foul-smelling steel-toed grievous Staff of Ed	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	pulsating Staff of Fats of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	clever World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Maximum MP: +20
7968	blurry tumbling topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	squat Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	compressed spinning blue mummified fig	1	EPIC	
7973	powdered wobbly mummified loaf of bread	1	crappy	
7974	boiled maroon mummified beef haunch	1	EPIC	
7975	pulsating linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	blue silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	narrow talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	gray cure-all	0		
7983	pulsating studded Sister Accessory of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only
7984	adjusted quadruple-ionized wobbly Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 64
7985	frosty parachute of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	chaotic razor-sharp pad	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	veiny studded peeler	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	wobbly narrow inspector's auspicious pettipants	0		Item Drop: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	upside-down Tesla panama hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	blue zippy pulsera of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	squat crafty police baton of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	reassuring chilly wholesome baleful plus-fours of James Dean of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	fireproof dangerous porkpie	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	pepper mill of Calamity Jane of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	hardy forbidden pelerine	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	blinking beefcake's phantom mask of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	dried polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	modified bouncing powder	1		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	enhanced anodized red skewed tumbling choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	colloidal smart watch	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	irradiated augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	huge manspreader's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Monster Level: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	supercharged toy Crimbot power glove	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	spinning fuchsia toy Crimbot super fist of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	double-paned toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	deionized upside-down Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	mansplainer's Samson's beefy Crimbomega drive chain	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	upside-down Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	corrupted skewed mirror fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	nitrogenated blinking huge flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	pickled chilled diffused mirror and rain stick	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 48
8019	upside-down teal Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	flavorless super-sized Choco-Mint patty	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	lousy hot mint schnocolate	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	modified gray homeopathic mint tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	red muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	spinning foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	red bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	jittery ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	cyan skewed antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	cyan artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	blue blurry Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	huge continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	pulsating stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	ghostly calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	Lo Pan's stylish tope&eacute;	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	wobbly vibrating Socratic topiary tights	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10
8036	foul-smelling topiary necktie	0		Stench Damage: +10
8037	adequate bowl of topioca	3	good	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	wobbly trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	frosty pot	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
8044	green quilted spelunking fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +40
8045	supercharged sturdy machete	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
8046	shaking dog trainer's shotgun	0		Experience (familiar): +1
8047	dangerous boomerang	0		Weapon Damage: +10
8049	rock-hard mining helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5
8050	greasy X-ray goggles	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Luck: +5
8051	rosewater-soaked cape	0		Stench Resistance: +3
8052	bouncing stanky jetpack	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	fuchsia skewed spiked boots	0		
8055	pickaxe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
8056	torch	0		
8057	sizzling thinker's [spelunking test kit]	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +10
8058	chilly plasma rifle	0		Cold Damage: +5
8059	skewed maroon Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	stiffened arcane researcher's The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	yellow coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	shaking Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	purple monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	tumbling banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	vaporized skewed jittery	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	tumbling Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	huge warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	blurry janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	reassuring studded arcane researcher's Spelunker's fedora	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	careful hardened dangerous Spelunker's whip	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	Jeselnik's foul-smelling mansplainer's Spelunker's khakis	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	tumbling Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	cyan LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	blurry headless sparrow	0		
8090	pulsating mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	blinking upside-down baleful wicked wicker kickers	0		Spell Damage: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	banded experienced wicker slicker	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	teal friendly ruddy wicker knickers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	prompt lion tamer's wicker ticker	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	frosty deadly wicker sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	shaking ghostly Sinatra's brainy wicker clicker	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	diluted pulsating wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	smartaleck's belt of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	blinking executive flame-wreathed badge	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	ribald Jack Frost's bowl	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	lightning-fast quilted brooch	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	cyan Sherlock's breeches of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	skewed horrifying Newton's backpack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	vaporized blue bits	1		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	wool stiffened anvil	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	strapping akubra of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	ghostly perfumed wicked apron	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	Usain Bolt's foul-smelling ascot	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	experienced attache case of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	accordion of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	altered blurry aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	blurry red wholesome wig of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	blurry ribald winch crank of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	blinking forbidden slick widget	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	toasty beefy whisk	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	stanky Sinatra's walker	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	twirling ghostly miser's waders of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	dehydrated squat maroon flakes	1		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	Samson's gaiters of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	narrow lightning-fast toasty garland	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	electrified Herculean gunnysack	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	family-friendly Socratic garibaldi	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	narrow wicked girdle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	gravedigger's gloves	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	dried twirling smithereens	1		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	huge Sinatra's educational fiberglass fetish	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	shaking banded fiberglass foil of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	padded cool fiberglass fannypack	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	auspicious Oprah's fiberglass frock	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	scandalous medical-grade fiberglass fingerguard	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	jittery double-paned fiberglass fedora of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	mixed spinning teal fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	Lo Pan's rubber spatula	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
8139	auspicious spoon	0		Item Drop: +10
8140	greasy crystalline reamer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8141	asbestos-lined macroplane grater	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8142	bastard baster of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
8143	sizzling obsidian nutcracker	0		Hot Damage: +10
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	stiffened glass eye of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
8146	quadruple-diffused olive invisible potion	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 21
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	stiffened arcane researcher's cool ninjammies	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	double-unsweetened alkaline oxidized Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 22
8150	galvanized anodized sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 22
8151	warmed green Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 65
8152	altered denatured polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 12
8153	energized tumbling candy dish	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 20
8154	energized nitrogenated Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 21
8155	ionized diffused spinning red talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 26
8156	cyan check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	pulsating bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	wet Vulcanized mirror mouse skull	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 58
8161	anodized quadruple-flattened triple-wet really thick spine	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 56
8162	gravedigger's slick skullcap	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	flame-retardant savvy three-legged pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	red Jim Carey's stiffened remaindered axe	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +25
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	foul-smelling therapeutic cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	diet toothsome baguette	1	awesome	
8168	purple glob of icing	0		
8169	dry polarized squat ginger snaps	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 54
8170	adjusted cold-filtered blinking mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 11
8171	bad jittery unflavored wine cooler	4	decent	
8172	special carton of snake milk	1	decent	Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 15
8173	Oprah's sewer snake	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
8174	tasty pigeon egg	4	awesome	
8175	zippy rosy-cheeked jaunty feather	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +20
8176	tolerable premium malt liquor	4	good	
8177	lime green lightning-fast Tesla brown paper pants	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8178	miser's brown paper bag mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10
8179	ring of telling skeletons what to do of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	wobbly sizzling breadwand	0		Hot Damage: +10
8181	Annie Oakley's loafers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
8182	gray Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	tumbling jittery stylish bread basket	0		Moxie: +25
8184	blue Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	spinning greedy rosewater-soaked The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	tumbling purple Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	weak lousy Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2	decent	
8189	hand-crafted narrow Radberry Rip wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8190	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Orangemageddon wine cooler	1	good	
8191	tolerable fancy fuchsia Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	good	Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 15
8192	tolerable Citrus Crush wine cooler	4	good	
8193	flavorless gigantic purple plain bagel	7	decent	
8194	bland big glob of cream cheese	5	decent	
8195	bland loaf of soda bread	4	decent	
8196	adequate acceptable bagel	4	good	
8197	normal standard-issue cupcake	3	good	
8198	adequate bite-sized ultra-deluxe cupcake	1	good	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	normal popular tart	3	good	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	aerosolized Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 27
8203	tumbling airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	educational expensive camera of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	ghostly sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized teal How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	blurry maroon filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bouncing bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	fortified weightlifter's rigging rope	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	powdered nasty snuff	1	decent	Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	sinister sewage-clogged pistol of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	quantum pulsating beard incense	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	arcane researcher's perfume-soaked bandana of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	flavorless toxo	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Lemonade-235	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	double-paned isotophat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	upside-down perfumed Three Mile Island shorts of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	red censurious cool toxic mop	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	teal inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	upside-down lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	cyan jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	green fireproof backwoods banjo of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	fireproof sizzling ratskin pajama pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	anodized aerosolized wobbly turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	wobbly tumbling rosewater-soaked stylish fake washboard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	banded Dinsey's oculus of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	Jim Carey's Dinsey's radar dish	0		Monster Level: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	upside-down perfumed hale Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	smooth Dinsey's brain of temperance	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	asbestos-lined padded Dinsey's glove	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	gravedigger's groovy Dinsey's pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	olive lube-shoes of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	sage Dinsey mascot mask of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	adequate small Dinsey food-cone	2	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	tolerable watered-down Dinsey Whinskey	2	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	adjusted pulsating Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	cyan aromatic razor-sharp fannypack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	upside-down Sherlock's Jack Frost's ruddy sinister Samson's garbage sticker of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	Tesla steel-toed stiffened hazmat helmet of the brute of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 10, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	red jittery bouncing huge Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	pulsating Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	pressed triple-dry nasty gum	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 13
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	ghostly teal friendly The Lot's engagement ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	spinning tumbling Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	spinning Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	huge Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	dog trainer's Annie Oakley's Herculean miracle whip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	narrow Fonzie's sphygmayomanometer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	moldy blinking purple unappetizing mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	flavorless special twirling twirling uninteresting mayolus	3	decent	Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	spoiled acceptable mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	rotten tiny enticing mayolus	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	flavorless twirling mouth-watering mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	tumbling blinking Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	aged Afternoon Delight	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	cyan Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	irradiated quantum altered gray blurry Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	non-cold-filtered spinning Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	double-polymerized polymerized Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 38
8287	tumbling puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	wobbly kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	narrow shaking toasty dice ring	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
8291	sizzling dice belt buckle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
8292	frightening dice-print pajama pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5
8293	dice-shaped backpack of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8294	huge wholesome dice-print do-rag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
8295	groovy dice sunglasses	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	deionized dice	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 55
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	magnetized power pill	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	liquefied pixel star	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	delicious massive blinking pixel banana	7	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	extra-dry perfectly mixed pixel beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	narrow puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	shaking pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	quadruple-denatured altered sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 61
8307	cold-filtered blue &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 27
8308	galvanized upside-down piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 35
8309	double-flattened baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 51
8310	tarnished oxidized bouncing .epub file	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 54
8311	concentrated irradiated triple-cold-filtered BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 31
8312	corrupted quadruple-colloidal hustler shades	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 25
8313	warmed alkaline polymerized narrow teal jerky stick	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 39
8314	ionized dry jittery costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 46
8315	quantum irradiated quantum mirror muscle oil	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 25
8316	nitrogenated bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 64
8317	denatured ionized pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 30
8318	modified irradiated sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 66
8319	anodized pulsating jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 47
8320	improved mirror one glove	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 44
8321	corrupted non-moist gray glove	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 21
8322	polarized ionized mirror teal handful of fire	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 49
8323	quantum quadruple-chilled tumbling Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 18
8324	polarized wobbly disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 59
8325	enhanced twirling coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 49
8326	nitrogenated skewed conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 67
8327	wet Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 61
8328	frozen squat icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 60
8329	moist chilled triple-modified smellbook	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 69
8330	colloidal assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 60
8331	warmed triple-diffused Vulcanized shaking filthy armor	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 25
8332	non-aerosolized huge plague pie	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 63
8333	extra-corrupted altered batarang	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 62
8334	enhanced enhanced ghostly spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 22
8335	warmed grease trap	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 63
8336	extra-diffused pulsating shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 39
8337	double-magnetized porkpocket	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 28
8338	non-frozen warmed shaking Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 39
8339	colloidal yellow warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 30
8340	quantum tumbling blue janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 18
8341	enhanced adjusted twirling green warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 64
8342	tarnished Vulcanized jittery baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 26
8343	chilled magnetized squat carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 32
8344	super-activated pulsating bronze polish	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 15
8345	moist crident	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 42
8346	ionized ghostly squat totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 67
8347	ionized tarnished spinning spray chrome	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 42
8348	energized quantum energized gray filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 23
8349	polymerized hand of cards	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
8350	galvanized irradiated damp bar rag	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 62
8351	triple-electrified quadruple-anodized ghostly lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 40
8352	ionized enhanced ghostly skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 52
8353	polymerized moist grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 35
8354	concentrated blinking nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 56
8355	improved blinking iron torso box	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 53
8356	quantum deionized quantum wobbly mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 31
8357	dry teal radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 68
8358	super-frozen deionized x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 62
8359	Vulcanized wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 22
8360	improved flattened hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 46
8361	extra-Vulcanized fuchsia child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 62
8362	vacuum-sealed quadruple-warmed galvanized devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 50
8363	super-deionized shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 36
8364	quadruple-quantum boiled lime green pulsating alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 15
8365	cold-filtered nitrogenated novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 41
8366	cold-filtered chilled skewed invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 35
8367	chilled blurry handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 29
8368	dry altered maroon bouncing garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 64
8369	modified shaking plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 68
8370	modified non-warmed ghostly funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 57
8371	concentrated magnetized blinking bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 55
8372	Vulcanized wobbly maroon flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 44
8373	double-anodized denatured chilled captured boozles	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 45
8374	triple-galvanized alkaline skewed huge drinks tray	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 52
8375	galvanized purple eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 35
8376	ghostly submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	decent pixel lemon	4	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	artisanal high-proof pixel daiquiri	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	nitrogenated oxidized power pill	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	colloidal lime green pixel potion	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	squat Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	wobbly popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	yellow wobbly cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	purple mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	lime green mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	ghostly gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	lime green huge hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	The Emperor's new hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	narrow scorching The Emperor's new shirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	MacGyver's The Emperor's new pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	aromatic lion tamer's lead pipe	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	jittery olive brawny rope of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	dance instructor's wrench of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	miser's candlestick of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	asbestos-lined savvy knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	arcane researcher's revolver of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	purple 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	mirror skewed savory dry noodles	0		
8407	adequate super-sized bouncing pestopiary	5	good	
8408	double-altered altered ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 28
8409	delicious massive red crudles	10	awesome	
8410	spoiled small tumbling agnolotti arboli	2	crappy	
8411	stale spaghetti with ghost balls	3	decent	
8412	spoiled succulent marrow	3	crappy	
8413	snack-sized decent salacious crumbs	2	good	
8414	spoiled fusilli marrownarrow	4	crappy	
8415	bland immense suggestive strozzapreti	10	decent	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	miniature normal Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	good	
8418	ghostly twirling oyster sauce	0		
8419	rotten linguini immondizia bianco	4	crappy	
8420	spoiled shells a la shellfish	3	crappy	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	olive high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	fuchsia narrow New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	yellow fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	squat spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	skewed jittery hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	wobbly jingling spore pod	0		
8435	blurry chaotic rock-hard LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	ruddy LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	blinking sinister LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	huge gray viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	spinning SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	bouncing capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	blurry blue capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	blurry maroon spinning wholesome high-temperature mining mask of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	Usain Bolt's reassuring fireproof megaphone	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	adequate mineapple	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	tolerable fortified red Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	bouncing SMOOCH soda	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	rotten smelted roe	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	lousy lavawater	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	non-alkaline blue spinning basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	nippy slick weightlifter's lavalarva	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	lard-coated hardy lava balaclava of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	nasty therapeutic cool basaltamander buckler	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	boiled energized lava globs	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	normal gooey lava globs	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	Jim Carey's lava-proof pants of incineration	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	tumbling shellacked Samson's heat-resistant necktie	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	censurious chaotic brainy heat-resistant gloves	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	normal pulsating very hot lunch	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	perfectly mixed fancy high-proof asbestos thermos	7	EPIC	Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	moist yellow upside-down liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	normal green disco biscuit	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	delicious Quaatorade&trade;	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	skewed censurious resourceful biker's hat of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	cyan jittery Jim Carey's wholesome beefcake's feathered headdress	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	mansplainer's energetic electrician's hardhat of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	bouncing Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	spinning The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	red huge one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	pulsating airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	blinking green New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	blurry huge dance instructor's smooth velvet pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	wicked smooth velvet shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	sage smooth velvet hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	blue skewed smooth velvet pocket square of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	vibrating smooth velvet socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	prompt smooth velvet hanky	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	purple horrifying energetic The One Mood Ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	bouncing Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	huge the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	bouncing signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	yellow Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	narrow half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	vaporized pulsating SMOOCH coffee cup	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	alkaline polymerized labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	scorching electrified Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	blurry medical-grade grease cannon of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	tarnished polymerized shaking demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	greedy supercharged ruddy love	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	olive frosty forbidden Newton's Pener's drumstick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	cyan prompt hale deuce cape	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	twirling friendly mansplainer's Lavalos's shell of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	skewed yellow occult smooth velvet bra of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	red wobbly inspector's coward's SMOOCH bracers	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	careful SMOOCH kneepads	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	sizzling SMOOCH spaulders	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	frightening personal trainer's SMOOCH codpiece	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	medical-grade SMOOCH breastplate	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	purple fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	fuchsia superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	diet bland lava cake	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	tasty pink slime	3	awesome	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	enchanted tasty big devil hair pasta	5	awesome	Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 25
8530	enchanted adequate teal spagecialetti	4	good	Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 5
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	flavorless half-sized teal libertagliatelle	2	decent	
8535	rotten jittery turkish mostaccioli	3	crappy	
8536	fancy adequate green linguini of the sea	3	good	Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 40
8537	wet polarized blurry Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 39
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	upside-down drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	decent Fettris	4	good	
8543	delicious skewed fusillocybin	3	awesome	
8544	bland prescription noodles	4	decent	
8545	denatured ghostly blood-drive sticker	1	awesome	
8546	triple-aerosolized dry bag of grain	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 18
8547	double-magnetized magnetized pocket maze	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 42
8548	extra-quantum oxidized ghostly shady shades	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 33
8549	wet dry squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 18
8550	rotten bite-sized weird gazelle steak	1	crappy	
8551	adequate sausage without a cause	3	good	
8552	denatured lime green narrow face paint	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 32
8553	hand-crafted emergency margarita	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
8554	spirit-forward fancy artisanal bouncing vintage smart drink	5	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 15
8555	tumbling a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	wet non-ionized Wickers bar	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 59
8559	deionized quantum blinking bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 20
8560	irradiated altered boiled Aerheads	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 65
8561	dry upside-down twirling pulsating Wrotz	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 28
8562	denatured improved mirror Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 43
8563	galvanized fuchsia twirling fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 36
8564	tumbling upside-down shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	flame-retardant Oprah's barrel lid of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	squat blue deadly barrel hoop earring of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	blurry red lightning-fast educational bankruptcy barrel of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	fuchsia firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	blurry normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	bouncing tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	shaking barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	green rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	bouncing mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	twirling maroon barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	delicious spinning bottle of Amontillado	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	drinkable barrel-aged martini	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	bland barrel pickle	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	gigantic bland lime green barrel cracker	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	altered bouncing vibrating mushroom	1	EPIC	Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	twisted mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	hardened KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	quilted Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	stiffened barrel gun	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	yummy water log	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	reassuring hardened barrelhead	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	lard-coated quilted bottoms of the barrel	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	ghostly fuchsia nasty chest barrel of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	teal wool Socratic double barreled barrel gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	Usain Bolt's forbidden Rosewater's triple barreled barrel gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	barrel beryl choker of the scaredy-cat of the empath	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	Temple Grandin's barrel beryl nose ring of Flo-Jo	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	supercharged occult barrel beryl ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	upside-down map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	polymerized cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	liquefied vacuum-sealed upside-down cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	super-frozen cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	tarnished modified cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	modified squat purple cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	triple-cold-filtered cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	altered cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	galvanized galvanized cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	ionized cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	deionized spinning cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	galvanized narrow cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	super-activated spinning cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	irradiated pulsating shaking cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	cold-filtered spinning fuchsia cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	diffused yellow cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	modified ionized cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	tarnished cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	modified improved pulsating cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	corrupted purple cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	galvanized diffused upside-down purple cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	pressed magnetized cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	quadruple-nitrogenated dry cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	dry cold-filtered cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	compressed purple cuppa Activi tea	1	awesome	Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	boiled narrow pulsating cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	adjusted green narrow cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	pressed nitrogenated twirling cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	ionized cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	vacuum-sealed cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	dry cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	quantum yellow cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	deionized cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	wobbly cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	deionized wobbly cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	energized ionized jittery cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	occult Fonzie's Royal scepter	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	rotten super-sized skewed bowl of eyeballs	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	decent snack-sized bowl of mummy guts	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	half-sized rotten bowl of maggots	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	high-proof aged blood and blood	6	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	bad olive Jack-O-Lantern beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	mediocre zombie	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	shaking Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	red wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	auspicious horrifying supercharged crown	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	skewed lime green ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	dance instructor's hawk of the blizzard of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
8655	huge stale hamlet sandwich	9	decent	
8656	shaking foul-smelling Othello's military jacket	0		Stench Damage: +10
8657	veiny Othello's dagger	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
8658	yellow auspicious Othello's handkerchief	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
8659	improved corrupted bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 66
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	mirror scorching rock-hard dangerous ghostly dagger	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25
8663	delicious ghost beer	4	awesome	
8664	olive deadly Othello set	0		Weapon Damage: +5
8665	lime green twirling rotten tomato	0		
8666	wobbly Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	Jack Frost's Lo Pan's brainy Yorick	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50
8668	rose	0		
8669	twirling tulip	0		
8670	upside-down tulip	0		
8671	blinking tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	blue Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	narrow airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	liquefied non-moist wobbly squat shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	bland small jittery huge iceberg lettuce	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	aged practically non-alcoholic fancy ice wine	1	awesome	Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	wobbly sizzling brainy Wal-Mart snowglobe of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	Annie Oakley's ruddy Samson's Wal-Mart nametag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	bouncing flame-retardant deadly Wal-Mart overalls of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	wobbly The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	ghostly Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	pulsating huge blue Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	supercharged bellhop's hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	delicious ice porter	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	moist quadruple-polymerized exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	wobbly bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	extra-magnetized polarized pulsating shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	boiled ghostly medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	rotten snack-sized ice rice	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	perfectly mixed iced plum wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	maroon censurious Jack Frost's careful training belt	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	gray supercharged groovy brawny training legwarmers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	horrifying rock-hard training helmet of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	ghostly X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	bouncing machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	modified upside-down upside-down abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	dried abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	diluted blue blinking shaking jittery abstraction: sensation	1		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	twisted abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	mixed blinking abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	diluted abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	vaporized skewed abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	distilled abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	boiled spinning upside-down abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	mixed abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	twirling modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	stale huge VYKEA meatballs	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed VYKEA mead	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	double-nitrogenated VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	lime green bouncing pulsating VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	mirror VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	skewed VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	blinking huge VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	blurry family-friendly quilted Samson's VYKEA hex key	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	twirling VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	stale tin of submardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	aged bottle of norwhiskey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	dried wobbly octolus oculus	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	narrow greasy horrifying Samson's sardine can key	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	maroon skewed auspicious studded norwhal helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	spinning occult smartaleck's smooth octolus-skin cloak	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	aged weak perfect cosmopolitan	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	practically non-alcoholic artisanal perfect negroni	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	hand-crafted perfect dark and stormy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	bad perfect mimosa	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	acceptable high-proof olive perfect old-fashioned	9	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	acceptable perfect paloma	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	nitrogenated That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	quantum Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	energized wet Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	warmed red Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	flattened diffused ionized purple blinking Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	vacuum-sealed skewed blurry Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	modified upside-down hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	super-vacuum-sealed colloidal communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	low-calorie spoiled Crimbo salad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	decent bouncing bread line	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	tolerable bark rootbeer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	mediocre upside-down ale	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	lime green flame-retardant plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	executive plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	narrow blurry clever plastic Crimborgatron	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	savvy plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	bouncing stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	huge BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	watered-down drinkable pulsating Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	huge Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	alkaline modified maroon pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	squat sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	flame-retardant occult reusable shopping bag of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	fuchsia coarse hemp socks of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	hale armband	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	twirling nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	blinking bouncing pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	upside-down iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	prompt pine cone necklace	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	wicked reindeer hammer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	savvy elf ploughshare	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	yellow circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	pulsating skewed faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	bouncing nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	squat book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	elven tambourine of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	smartaleck's reindeer sickle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	yellow The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	maroon ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	blinking dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	skewed high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	ghostly experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	upside-down confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	bouncing shaking glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	super-sized normal Kudzu salad	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	diluted narrow huge twirling Mansquito Serum	1		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	hand-crafted Miss Graves' vermouth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	decent shaking pulsating The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	powdered spinning shaking The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	triple-distilled smooth The Mad Liquor	10	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	acceptable spirit-forward mirror Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	rotten Mr. Burnsger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	powdered The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	gray dog trainer's beefcake's The Jokester's gun of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	MacGyver's forbidden The Jokester's wig of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	frosty healthy experienced The Jokester's pants	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	anodized moist anodized bouncing Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	activated red robin's egg	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	spoiled jumbo bouncing robin flan	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	hand-crafted robin nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	jittery exploding gum	0		
8839	bouncing root beer barrel	0		
8840	triple-polymerized Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 64
8841	improved Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 42
8842	alkaline infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 68
8843	quadruple-adjusted corrupted can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 51
8844	liquefied dry blinking skewed The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 64
8845	unsweetened quantum olive bag of random words	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 32
8846	wet tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 48
8847	boiled red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 15
8848	diffused Vulcanized wobbly question juice	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 45
8849	modified energized narrow tube of villain	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 14
8850	spinning your cowboy boots of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	cyan inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	tumbling shaking nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	bouncing squat nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	mirror nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	mirror nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	teal arcane researcher's quicksilver ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	Tesla ruddy brawny thicksilver ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	vibrating healthy brainy wicksilver ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	lightning-fast censurious slicksilver ring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	foul-smelling chaotic veiny sicksilver ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	miser's studded nicksilver ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	steel-toed dance instructor's ticksilver ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	mirror lard-coated veiny brawny Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	family-friendly dangerous Tesla's Electroplated Beans of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	MacGyver's medical-grade occult Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	shaking huge fireproof Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	miser's Frigid Northern Beans	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	cool World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	twirling nasty Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	savvy Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	spinning Jeselnik's smartaleck's boxer's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	Jack Frost's Van der Graaf supercharged Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	yummy pulsating plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	bland plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	spoiled plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	bland plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	rotten plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	flavorless massive plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	bland plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	special flavorless ghostly plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	decent	Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	half-sized bland skewed plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	moldy plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	stiffened Fancy Jeff's pocket square of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	greedy veiny Daisy's unclean bloomers of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	squat Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	upside-down ruddy weightlifter's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	mirror maroon MacGyver's Fonzie's smartaleck's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of extreme caution of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	skewed Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	jittery prompt avaricious experienced Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	teal jittery cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	polymerized double-nitrogenated poker face paint	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	mirror gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	extra-irradiated blinking triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	adjusted polymerized wobbly ghost bit	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	galvanized colloidal buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	oxidized lion musk	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	tiny moldy bear claw	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	enhanced upside-down rattler gland	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	super-ionized half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	energized tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	rotten enchanted rotting beefsteak	4	crappy	Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	mediocre firemilk	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	galvanized oxidized tumbling spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	pickled blinking moomy dust	1		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	tumbling avaricious curative western-style skinning knife	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	padded steel knuckles	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	huge mirror LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	blinking Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	skewed Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	shaking disc (white)	0		
8924	shaking disc (black)	0		
8925	tumbling disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	electrified skewed purple spinning demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	olive makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	jittery custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	ghostly diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	upside-down rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	wobbly shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	teal skewed cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	huge quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	fuchsia thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	twirling slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	spinning shaking skewed nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	jittery special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	reassuring foul-smelling one-gallon hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
8960	wholesome savvy two-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10
8961	red wholesome experienced three-gallon hat	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +10
8962	gravedigger's MacGyver's four-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10
8963	hardened quilted five-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 3
8964	cyan smooth beefcake's six-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +15
8965	padded seven-gallon hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20
8966	upside-down lard-coated supercool eight-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8967	deadly Herculean nine-gallon hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +5
8968	knitted educational ten-gallon hat	0		Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +3
8969	blinking mansplainer's arcane researcher's eleven-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +15
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	modified electrified skin oil	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 11
8973	vacuum-sealed irradiated unusual oil	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 33
8974	corrupted Vulcanized bouncing ghostly eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 21
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	enhanced patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 56
8977	adjusted pressed altered pulsating cyan patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 50
8978	polarized moist patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 54
8979	modified patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 18
8980	oxidized super-flattened patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 69
8981	ionized patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 55
8982	moist alkaline altered twirling corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 53
8983	watered-down bad rodeo whiskey	2	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	spinning frosty real cowboy hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
8986	twirling blue Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	bouncing electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	olive do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	diluted spinning armored prawn	1		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	normal jumping horseradish	4	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	drinkable triple-distilled Sacramento wine	7	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	enhanced corrupted Vulcanized blurry Greek fire	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	asbestos-lined smelly dangerous cool ox-head shield of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	purple shellacked Herculean dented scepter of the storm of horror of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	shaking Sherlock's chaotic steel-toed padded Da Vinci's very pointy crown	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	huge prompt careful mansplainer's chaotic Fonzie's battle broom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: 5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	flame-retardant dog trainer's curative ruddy carpe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	zippy hardened wizardly codpiece of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	inspector's grievous smartaleck's troutsers of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	greasy crafty extremely unsafe Herculean bass clarinet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	Usain Bolt's greedy Jim Carey's fish hatchet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	tumbling huge nippy chaotic tunac of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: 35, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	adjusted pulsating squat wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	mediocre irresponsibly strong bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	magnetized flattened tumbling high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	squat vibrating fishin' hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	Usain Bolt's sonar fishfinder	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	teal luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	wobbly viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	normal gallon of milk	3	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	auspicious toasty First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	flavorless big star salad	5	decent	
9031	narrow Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	normal bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	4	good	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	shaking Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	miniature toothsome olive browser cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	lousy practically non-alcoholic narrow hacked gibson	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	Source shades of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	maroon software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	blinking missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	yellow Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	purple Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	blinking Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	squat Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	mirror jittery Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	mirror blurry Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	tumbling Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	pulsating Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	blurry Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	twirling pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	Temple Grandin's medical-grade Newton's plastic detective badge of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	scandalous brawny bronze detective badge of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	olive resourceful steel-toed padded detective badge of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	dog trainer's wicked Rosewater's cool detective badge	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	blurry cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	blue inspector's flame-wreathed weightlifter's detective roscoe	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	dry shoe gum	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	Socratic thinker's noir fedora of courage	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	narrow quilted supercool trench coat of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	weak drinkable ghostly fuchsia Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	2	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	moldy hardboiled egg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	jittery detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	greedy flame-retardant scandalous rosy-cheeked stiffened personal trainer's protonic accelerator pack	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	wobbly almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	rosy-cheeked Adventurer bobblehead	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	personal trainer's bindle of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	clever fleshy lump of courage	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	huge hardened educational smoldering bagel punch	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	olive blinking family-friendly ribald ghostly reins	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	dog trainer's derringer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	blinking greasy Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	narrow executive fortified extremely unsafe Spookyraven signet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	upside-down ghostly flame-retardant tie-dyed fannypack of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	ribald wizardly burnt snowpants	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	Rosewater's standards and practices guide	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	tumbling fireproof lard-coated Carpathian longsword of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	blurry MacGyver's Newton's Liam's mail of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	hale savvy Unfortunato's foolscap of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	shaking purification tablet	0		
9102	gray nasty Wrist-Boy	0		Stench Damage: +5
9103	bouncing Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	quadruple-tarnished Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 43
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	irradiated colloidal magnetized tumbling Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 61
9110	diffused polarized squat Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 49
9111	triple-ionized Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 67
9112	nitrogenated frozen EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 22
9113	extra-moist Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 31
9114	nitrogenated improved blurry lime green upside-down The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 18
9115	aerosolized Vulcanized huge Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 67
9116	tumbling time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	blue ghostly groovy repaid diaper	0		Moxie Percent: +10
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	weak acceptable Shot of Kardashian Gin	2	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	blurry flame-wreathed Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	yellow Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	shaking School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	tolerable high-proof unidentified drink	6	good	
9127	bouncing lion tamer's Temple Grandin's KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2
9128	wobbly hardy stiffened brainy discarded swimming trunks	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50
9129	dry activated skewed diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 30
9130	enhanced ionized charisma potion	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 27
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	smartaleck's boxer's pistol	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	stale leftover pasty	3	decent	
9135	acceptable very whiskey	4	good	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	narrow li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	huge li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	huge li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	olive wobbly li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	spinning li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	mirror li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	energized improved hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	improved deionized Prunets	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 57
9148	squat Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	extra-dry pickled cold-filtered invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	deionized improved invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	stale raw sweet potato	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	decent raw beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	stale blurry raw stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	moldy thick raw cranberry sauce	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	decent snack-sized raw turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	rotten raw mincemeat	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	spoiled raw potato	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	bland raw gravy	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	bland raw bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	flame-retardant horrifying mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	blurry slick glass casserole dish of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	tumbling extremely unsafe can opener of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	altered shaking green turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	Oprah's wicked glass pie plate	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	Sherlock's educational potato masher	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	thick normal sweet potatoes	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	stale bean casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	stale pulsating baked stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	spoiled cranberry cylinder	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	bland thanksgiving turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	decent lime green mince pie	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	big rotten fuchsia mashed potatoes	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	immense bland red spinning warm gravy	7	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	super-sized bland bread roll	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	normal ghostly leftovers	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	stale cyan leftovers sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	bouncing Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	quantum teal eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	acceptable watered-down eldritch extract	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	Jack Frost's personal trainer's Official Council Aide Pin	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	lousy watered-down eldritch distillate	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	mixed jittery eldritch essence	1		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	twirling Science Notebook of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
9197	nasty quilted occult eldritch hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	sizzling energetic eldritch pants of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	boozy bad eldritch elixir	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	flame-retardant Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	skewed Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	red sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	cyan The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	ball and chain of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	extremely unsafe gingerbread tophat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	spinning MacGyver's gingerbread waistcoat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	friendly gingerbread trousers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	zippy chaotic candy dress shoes of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	horrifying Jack Frost's lion tamer's candy necktie	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	blurry scandalous mansplainer's forbidden chocolate pocketwatch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	red blurry broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	ghostly sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	special bland blurry cyan animal part cracker	4	decent	Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed gingerbread wine	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	rotten gingerbread mug	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	perfumed gingerbread mask	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	miser's razor-sharp Newton's gingerservo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	double-colloidal boiled blurry upside-down tainted icing	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	spinning thinker's gingerbeard	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	fuchsia foul-smelling lion tamer's gingerbread hoodie	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	maroon frosty sharpshooter's gingerbread pistol	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	perfumed flame-retardant marzipan briefcase	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	creme brulee torch of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	sage candy crowbar	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	dance instructor's groovy candy screwdriver	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pumpkin spice candle of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	super-activated wobbly green gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	squat green double-paned Oprah's gingerbread gavel	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	spinning gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	extra-dry acceptable blurry ginger beer	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	quantum industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	corrupted purple fake cocktail	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	artisanal practically non-alcoholic high-end ginger wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	red pulsating plastic bad vibe of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	frightening plastic angry vikings	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	huge auspicious plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	plastic Your Brain of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	Annie Oakley's plastic Krampus	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	frozen activated chilled blinking Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	dry tarnished Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	dry deionized Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	tasty spiritual candy cane	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	practically non-alcoholic smooth huge spiritual eggnog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	rotten huge upside-down spiritual fruitcake	7	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	yummy miniature lime green spiritual gingerbread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	gray blurry chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	bouncing green Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	ghostly fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	ionized adjusted wobbly rock candy	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	diet flavorless green-iced sweet roll	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	jittery chakra sludge	0		
9272	yellow negative lump	0		
9273	lime green ghostly baleful slick Third Eye	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	rosewater-soaked hardened Krampus Horn	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	spoiled jittery hambrosier	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	tolerable chakra-mental wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	quantum non-liquefied chakra malt	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	normal Black Angus blackburger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	tolerable tumbling brandy	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	deionized oxidized potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	perfumed nasty bad vibroknife	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	ghostly hardy Sinatra's crystal belt buckle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	careful resourceful saffron antaravasaka	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	mirror asbestos-lined saffron uttarasanga of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	blue twirling Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	olive pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	greasy electrified Uncle Crimbo's hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	enchanted spoiled Eldritch snap	3	crappy	Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	dried hot jelly	1		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	altered shaking twirling jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	boiled jelly	1		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	pickled spinning sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	modified maroon stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	blue space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	miniature moldy toast with hot jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	immense stale maroon toast with jelly	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	flavorless super-sized toast with jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	moldy yellow toast with sleaze jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	immense moldy toast with stench jelly	10	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	green space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	twirling hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	twirling pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	teal lard-coated hardened wax hand	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	blinking energetic supercool candle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	adequate shaking wax pancake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	sizzling wax face of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	tolerable spirit-forward bouncing wax booze	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	distilled shaking blinking wobbly sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	stale sea truffle	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	twirling crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	ruddy recovered cufflinks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	wet non-vacuum-sealed teal LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	energized LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	vacuum-sealed quadruple-pressed LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	supercool LOV Eardigan of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	rosewater-soaked dangerous smooth LOV Epaulettes	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	Temple Grandin's brainy LOV Earrings of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	twirling LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	twisted bouncing LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	stanky LOV Elephant	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	eldritch scanner of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	moist eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	avaricious clever eldritch hammer of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	half-sized rotten eldritch mushroom	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	yellow eldritch ichor	0		
9334	normal eldritch mushroom pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	tarnished tarnished jittery eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	spinning bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	blurry elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	ghostly peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	skewed can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	wobbly lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	squat fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	blurry imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	lousy literal grasshopper	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	strong hand-crafted double entendre	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	bad mirror Phlegethon	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	bad Siberian sunrise	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	tolerable mentholated wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	lousy extra-dry ghostly low tide martini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	smooth watered-down shroomtini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	hand-crafted huge morning dew	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	spirit-forward hand-crafted twirling whiskey squeeze	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	delicious skewed great fashioned	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	tolerable Gnomish sagngria	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	drinkable strong vodka stinger	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	drinkable fancy extremely slippery nipple	4	good	Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	distilled lousy piscatini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	bad upside-down Churchill	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	watered-down artisanal ghostly soilzerac	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	practically non-alcoholic drinkable London frog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	tolerable jittery nothingtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	mediocre eighth plague	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	tolerable blurry single entendre	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	acceptable practically non-alcoholic reverse Tantalus	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	hand-crafted weak elemental caipiroska	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	distilled lousy Feliz Navidad	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	high-proof mediocre Bloody Nora	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	watered-down hand-crafted wobbly moreltini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	mediocre gray hell in a bucket	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	lousy Newark	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	drinkable R'lyeh	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	delicious distilled pulsating Gnollish sangria	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	drinkable vodka barracuda	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	lousy red Mysterious Island iced tea	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	delicious watered-down drive-by shooting	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	hand-crafted blurry gunner's daughter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	hand-crafted narrow dirt julep	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	watered-down tolerable Simepore slime	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	drinkable huge Phil Collins	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	tumbling unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	skewed filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	lime green huge exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	jittery tumbling gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	shaking alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	delicious blinking edible alien plant bit	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	mixed yellow alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	special flavorless alien meat	3	decent	Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	skewed complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	jittery fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	pickled alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	mirror murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	anodized extra-liquefied spinning alien medicine	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	decent alien salad	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	drinkable alien booze	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	blinking frosty alien mask of horror of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	squat beefy alien spear of James Dean of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	squat Lo Pan's studded alien blowgun of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	Socratic savvy alien loincloth of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	zippy alien totem of dire peril of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	Usain Bolt's medical-grade sage alien necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	blue spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	Jim Carey's Annie Oakley's spants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	ghostly groovy spant shield of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	up-at-dawn spant shoulderpads of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	Samson's slick spant backplate	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	bouncing boxer's spant spear of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	ghostly murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	electrified murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	blinking murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	yellow miser's beefcake's murderbot mask of wisdom	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	pickled polarized triple-boiled murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	tumbling forbidden murderbot whip of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	ghostly Jack Frost's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	bouncing blurry Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	ghostly Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	lime green Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	decent tiny Aldebaran sardines	1	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	practically non-alcoholic mediocre twirling Centauri fish wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	powdered blurry olive shaking oxygen	1		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	Sherlock's sinister Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	savvy Spacegate military insignia of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	squat zippy Van der Graaf medical-grade Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	pulsating Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	normal alien sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	irradiated squat Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 39
9477	blinking Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	green New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	super-enhanced activated cyan Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	tarnished blinking yellow Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	Vulcanized Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	altered denatured blue Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	polymerized polarized Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	altered Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	pressed skewed Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	spoiled Affirmation Cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	tumbling License To Kill	0		
9488	squat Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	quadruple-dry narrow skewed Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 53
9491	ghostly Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	bouncing suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	twirling Sinatra's slick Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of chilblains	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	lousy boozy blinking skewed basic martini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	drinkable improved martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	artisanal narrow splendid martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	yellow exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	shaking gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	padded wicked plastic gundam of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	huge Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	pulsating Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	massive tasty narrow meteoreo	8	awesome	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	practically non-alcoholic drinkable blinking meadeorite	1	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	resourceful energetic meteortarboard of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	sizzling chilly meteorite guard of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	upside-down asbestos-lined Lo Pan's meteorb	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	groovy beefcake's asteroid belt	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	mirror maroon extremely unsafe meteorthopedic shoes of the blizzard of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	skewed toasty Oprah's shooting morning star of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	clever occult blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	twirling pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	spinning pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	bouncing pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	olive pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	pulsating shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	blue exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	artisanal irresponsibly strong DUFRESNE Suds	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	spinning narrow thinker's mafia pinky ring of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
9547	lousy high-proof skewed flask of port	9	decent	
9548	wobbly lime green mansplainer's grievous contract enforcement stick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15
9549	stale ghostly Hide-rox&trade; cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	acceptable jug of booze	4	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	frozen Vulcanized pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	double-flattened squat blinking temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	pickled glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	spinning pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	pickled fuchsia new habit	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	forbidden pearl necklace of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	blinking amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	shaking O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	wobbly flame-retardant frightening scorching protection stick of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
9563	triple-wet deionized roll of meat	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 62
9564	curative fortified mafia thumb ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
9565	extra-energized blinking squat cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	ghostly prompt beefy mafia middle finger ring	0		Muscle: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	dog trainer's dangerous steel drivin' hammer of the cougar of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
9568	olive piece of steel	0		
9569	bouncing toasty mafia pointer finger ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	energetic worksite credentials	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
9571	huge sharpshooter's veiny ruddy baleful negotiatin' hammer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
9572	mirror pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	yellow pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	prompt mafia wedding ring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
9576	avaricious mafia organizer badge	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
9577	twirling mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	special flavorless half-sized red unfinished fruitcake	2	decent	Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	double-wet double-cold-filtered yellow blinking and cracker	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	lousy spinning neg grog	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	adequate half double fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	toothsome hushed puppy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	moldy muffled muffuletta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	rotten shushed potatoes	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	rosy-cheeked plastic mime functionary	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	upside-down maroon plastic mime scientist of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	skewed deadly plastic mime soldier	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	squat rosewater-soaked plastic mime executive	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	fuchsia foul-smelling plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	upside-down locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	fancy temperance whiskey	1	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	frozen ionized yellow upside-down wishbone	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	perfectly mixed Racisto Ruidoso	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	moldy green narrow bran muffin	3	crappy	
9598	moldy enchanted squat blueberry muffin	3	crappy	Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	green silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	jittery silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	jittery silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	tumbling silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	spinning silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	blinking silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	bouncing silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	jittery silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	blurry silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	upside-down silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	yellow silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	skewed silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	red narrow silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	ghostly silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	tumbling warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	shaking mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	bad stale cheer wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	jumbo decent stale Cheer-E-Os	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	jittery tumbling cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	cyan arcane researcher's cheerful antler hat of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	asbestos-lined weightlifter's cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	rosy-cheeked cheerful pajama pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	maroon The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	lousy strong executive mime flask	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	bland nega-mushroom	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	practically non-alcoholic aged nega-mushroom wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	anodized improved olive Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	bland miniature twirling mime army rations	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	aged practically non-alcoholic mime army wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	mixed lime green huge mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	modified bouncing mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	twirling lard-coated savvy miming beret	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	twirling frosty Tesla miming shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	lard-coated hale miming corduroys	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	medical-grade wicked miming boots	0		Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	mansplainer's miming gloves of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	blurry donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	non-flattened dry digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	shaking olive shaking mime army insignia (infantry) of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	manspreader's mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	smooth mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	Sherlock's mime army infiltration glove	0		Item Drop: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	blue mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	skewed cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	flavorless bouncing extra-toasted half sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	hand-crafted mulled hobo wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	maroon burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	flame-wreathed hardy burning paper hat of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	avaricious resourceful stylish burning cape	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	stanky brainy burning paper slippers of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	energetic forbidden burning paper jorts of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	red clever arcane researcher's educational burning paper crane	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	smartaleck's broken champagne bottle of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	Rosewater's strapping tinsel tights	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	ruddy wad of used tape of incineration of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	tumbling scandalous Van der Graaf razor-sharp experienced silent nightlight	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	extra-improved green squat sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 48
9697	polymerized quadruple-warmed squat Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 59
9698	Vulcanized ionized galvanized spinning hot button candy	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 54
9699	medical-grade veiny banded makeshift garbage shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	squat smartaleck's novelty monorail ticket of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	vaporized bouncing skewed pills	1		
9702	twisted furry pill	1		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 15
9703	mixed beefy pill	1		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 45
9704	dried cyan skewed excitement pill	1		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 20
9705	powdered huge narrow vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 40
9706	diluted lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 5
9707	mixed blurry huge dieting pill	1		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 30
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	blue shaking Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	supercool genie's turbane of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	manspreader's electrified genie's scimitar	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	vibrating genie's pants of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	teal dangerous brainy genie's bracers	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	rosewater-soaked psychic's circlet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	asbestos-lined forbidden psychic's crystal ball	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	manspreader's psychic's pslacks of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	twirling foul-smelling clever psychic's amulet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	spoiled half-sized heart-shaped candy whetstone	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	enchanted toothsome blurry Swedish massage fish	3	awesome	Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	hand-crafted fancy practically non-alcoholic twirling squat Third Base	1	EPIC	Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	smooth skewed lime green Bustle Hustler	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	double-boiled Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	improved jittery Bettie page	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	warmed tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	boiled heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	shaking heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	shaking spinning eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	blue personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	red shaking Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	nitrogenated magnetized rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 25
9744	extra-alkaline tarnished upside-down mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 27
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	adjusted quadruple-diffused rhinestone	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 42
9747	twirling 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	huge purple riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	wobbly Team Avarice cap of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
9755	mirror Team Sloth cap of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9756	Team Wrath cap of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
9757	manspreader's Mu cap	0		Monster Level: +10
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	wobbly packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	red Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	wobbly Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	skewed Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	squat Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	wobbly Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	red twirling Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	fuchsia Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	narrow Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	teal Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	twirling Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	skewed Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	narrow Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	purple Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	upside-down Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	tumbling teal Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	jittery Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	purple Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	shaking Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	mirror Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	jittery Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	spinning Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	skewed Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	squat Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	jittery Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	blue Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	narrow Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	shaking Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	huge Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	upside-down Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	spinning Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	pulsating Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	lime green shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	blinking razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	dehydrated upside-down wobbly magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	boiled brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	twisted glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	pickled blinking scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	pickled wobbly pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	compressed blinking tumbling lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 20
9834	altered tumbling gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 40
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	skewed FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	wobbly auspicious therapeutic FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	gray supercharged FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	stylish FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	sinister FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	fortified wicked &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +5
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	olive tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	tumbling LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	narrow My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	mirror faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	unsweetened universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	ghostly LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	upside-down LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	purple skewed FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	shaking LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	massive adequate FantasyRealm turkey leg	9	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	delicious watered-down pulsating FantasyRealm mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	skewed nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	spoiled tiny druidic s'more	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	altered sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	tolerable mourning wine	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	upside-down map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	jittery map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	toothsome maroon denastified haunch	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	triple-distilled drinkable bad rum and good cola	8	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	cold-filtered activated Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	Temple Grandin's manspreader's Rosewater's leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	foul-smelling nippy cool Master Thief's utility belt	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	sharpshooter's dangerous Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	asbestos-lined groovy Dragonscale breastplate of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	dance instructor's belt of Ogrekind of Tarzan of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	dog trainer's Jim Carey's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	avaricious padded nozzle of the Phoenix of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	grievous Da Vinci's educational the Archwizard's briefs	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	padded baleful educational the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	frightening medical-grade shield of the Skeleton Lord of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	fuchsia frosty wicked ring of the Skeleton Lord of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	greedy sizzling wholesome scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	perfumed gravedigger's razor-sharp deadfall branch of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
9894	blurry up-at-dawn Sherlock's flame-retardant Temple Grandin's personal trainer's Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	skewed shaking charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	blurry notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	practically non-alcoholic bad two meat muck	1	decent	
9899	normal chocolate Ogre Chieftain	4	good	
9900	bland chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	4	decent	
9901	immense spoiled chocolate Spider Queen	9	crappy	
9902	weak artisanal spinning hipster cocktail	2	EPIC	
9903	ghostly God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	narrow God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	huge G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	adequate blurry good guava	3	good	
9916	practically non-alcoholic acceptable gin and ginger	1	good	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	mixed gray gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 45
9919	tumbling SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	altered Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	frozen oxidized Punching Potion	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	squat gray Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	denatured ghostly Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	huge Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	olive Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	huge pulsating Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	mansplainer's hale personal trainer's Brutal brogues of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	Oprah's deadly educational Draftsman's driving gloves of Tarzan	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	supercharged Nouveau nosering of vim and vigor of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	liquefied pickled mirror sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	unsweetened denatured boiling broth	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	denatured interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	shaking Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	red Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	blurry burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	narrow executive quilted baleful PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	huge Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	red tumbling deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	mediocre weak Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	squat neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	avaricious pentagram bandana of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	manspreader's skull ring	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	stale fancy low-calorie huge PB&J with the crusts cut off	1	decent	Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	coward's Newton's dorky glasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	skewed quilted ponytail clip of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	stanky paint palette	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	denatured Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	blurry grievous cosmetic football	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	Annie Oakley's Samson's shoe ad T-shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	healthy pump-up high-tops	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	aerosolized deionized mirror runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	yellow very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	Jeselnik's savvy noticeable pumps	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	mirror blurry surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	lousy everfull glass	4	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	blurry Van der Graaf denim jacket of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	mirror ratty knitted cap of the glutton of Flo-Jo	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	huge greedy Jack Frost's intimidating chainsaw	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	watered-down smooth spinning party beer bomb	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	spoiled sweet party mix	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	boiled purple party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	spinning foul-smelling ruddy party pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	mirror thinker's party whip of doom of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	aged watered-down yellow TRIO cup of beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	rotten party platter for one	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	diluted upside-down Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	upside-down party crasher of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	hardened &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	tumbling absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	twirling twirling lightning-fast dance instructor's snakeskin thighboots	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	bouncing nasty wicked snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	experienced cool snakeskin jacket	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	huge slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	twirling slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	olive gravedigger's chilly slime waders of incineration	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	squat manspreader's vibrating brainy slime fedora	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	wobbly gravedigger's supercharged slime knuckles of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	rosewater-soaked nasty government-issued slacks of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	aromatic wholesome beefy government-issued eyeshade	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	skewed nippy dangerous groovy government-issued necktie	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	blurry aromatic energetic supercool mutant arm	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	tumbling asbestos-lined electrified mutant legs of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	twirling careful beefcake's mutant crown of dire peril	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	normal low-calorie red jittery ghostly ectoplasm	1	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	stale	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	perfectly mixed bottle of vodka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	delicious shaking pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	lousy practically non-alcoholic narrow martini	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	adequate gigantic shaking cherry pie	7	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	enchanted acceptable blinking eggnog	3	good	Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	upside-down glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	bland Hell ramen	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	perfectly mixed gimlet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	acceptable twirling shaking twice-haunted screwdriver	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	special decent candy cane	3	good	Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	bad triple-distilled runny fermented egg	6	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	super-sized stale oldcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	spoiled small traditional Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	Rosewater's plastic wild beaver	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	plastic reindeer of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	crafty plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	lard-coated plastic orphan	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	quilted plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	yellow auspicious family-friendly pristine walrus tusk	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	spinning avaricious Sherlock's greasy razor-sharp Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	twirling plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	adequate huge enchanted grilled mooseflank	9	good	Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	bland moosemeat pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	executive balanced antler	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	spinning hale dam	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	high-proof hand-crafted beavermouth	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	delicious shaking beaver punch (papaya)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	perfectly mixed beaver punch (peach)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	practically non-alcoholic delicious beaver punch (cherry)	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	aromatic hardy Canadian lantern	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	energetic muskox-skin cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	stale glass of raw eggs	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	mediocre punch-drunk punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	dehydrated jittery body spradium	1		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	upside-down lightning-fast bauxite beret	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	mirror occult bauxite boxers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	groovy bauxite bow-tie	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	olive up-at-dawn censurious fireproof wicked Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	jittery sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	adequate twirling sausage	4	good	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	squat careful red-hot sausage fork of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	upside-down bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	narrow Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	watered-down bad tumbling beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	stale yule gruel	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	hand-crafted watered-down teal hot watered rum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	weak tolerable bottle of Crimbognac	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	spoiled olive Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	twisted jittery jittery Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	bouncing Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	shaking Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	huge Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	careful clever medical-grade Crimbolex watch	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	huge Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	fuchsia chaotic beefcake's hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
10082	cyan inspector's Tesla chalk chlamys	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	jittery cyan family-friendly beefy chalk chain	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	flame-wreathed banded chalk chalice	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	dangerous chalk chinos of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	greasy curative chalk chapeau	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	shaking auspicious frightening chalk choker	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	denatured ghostly spinning chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	tarnished non-adjusted candy chalk	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 34
10090	flame-wreathed marble maebari of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	Jim Carey's supercharged marble mantle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	perfumed horrifying marble magnet	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	grievous marble mignonette bowl of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	Jeselnik's Jim Carey's marble medallion	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	gravedigger's marble mariachi hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	vaporized marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	ionized warmed jittery narrow Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 35
10098	shaking maroon gravedigger's Rosewater's punching bag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	Lo Pan's grievous pith helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	shaking purple rosewater-soaked arcane researcher's poncho	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	sizzling sharpshooter's pendant	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	flame-wreathed palazzos of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	electrified pseudoaccordion of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	diluted huge blurry pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	liquefied Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 24
10106	Usain Bolt's hardy terra cotta truss	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	aromatic stiffened terra cotta trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	pulsating double-paned cool terra cotta tongs	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	mirror Sherlock's terra cotta train of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	lime green MacGyver's stylish terra cotta tie tack	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	blurry maroon gravedigger's foul-smelling terra cotta tambourine	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	dried terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	tarnished terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 69
10114	huge avaricious miser's velour voulge	0		Meat Drop: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	shaking velour vambraces of the pedagogue of incineration	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	Temple Grandin's velour veil of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	twirling scandalous velour viscometer of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	jittery perfumed Jeselnik's velour valise	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	cyan horrifying sage velour vaqueros	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	mixed blurry velour veneer	1		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	frozen boiled blurry Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 59
10122	mirror occult glass suspenders of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	ghostly Rosewater's glass shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	mirror careful thinker's glass stetson	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	up-at-dawn supercool glass spectacles	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	flame-wreathed hardy glass shiv	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	Fonzie's glass serape of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	compressed glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	deionized olive skewed hard candy	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 37
10130	blinking Socratic loofah lumberjack's hat of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	prompt scandalous loofah lei	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	supercool loofah lederhosen of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	huge flame-retardant loofah ladle of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	spinning teal skewed boxer's loofah legwarmers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	jittery Usain Bolt's beefy loofah lavalier	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	pickled loofah lumps	1		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	liquefied quadruple-concentrated wobbly chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 61
10138	shaking gray rosewater-soaked MacGyver's flagstone flag	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	narrow double-paned flagstone flail of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	flagstone flip-flops of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	blinking purple chilly padded flagstone fez	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	personal trainer's flagstone fleece of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	quilted beefcake's flagstone fringe	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	pickled twirling squat huge flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	irradiated non-denatured Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 56
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	upside-down red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	energetic cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	diffused upside-down tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	boiled tumbling spinning prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	skewed studded tailored vest	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	purple really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	brawny elf army poncho	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	thick stale elf army field rations	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	lime green gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	cyan scorching discarded bowtie of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	acceptable fancy squat martiny	3	good	Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	activated huge skewed licorice snake	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 46
10161	dry virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 61
10162	double-activated corrupted mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 51
10163	concentrated fuchsia government-issued candy	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 26
10164	magnetized tumbling Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 56
10165	squat mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	Sinatra's savvy Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	spinning blood bag	0		
10169	rotten ghostly bloodstick	4	crappy	
10170	perfectly mixed weak pulsating bottle of Sanguiovese	2	EPIC	
10171	bland snack-sized actual blood sausage	2	decent	
10172	practically non-alcoholic mediocre mulled blood	1	decent	
10173	spoiled snack-sized yellow blood snowcone	2	crappy	
10174	hand-crafted Red Russian	4	EPIC	
10175	adequate blood roll-up	3	good	
10176	tolerable mirror bottle of blood	4	good	
10177	flavorless blood-soaked sponge cake	3	decent	
10178	mediocre vampagne	3	decent	
10179	decent bite-sized plain snowcone	1	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	squat money bag	0		
10184	blinking Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	wobbly bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	red ghostly blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	blurry PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	greasy chilly PirateRealm eyepatch of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	lime green compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	jittery blue jittery skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	wobbly Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	moldy crabsicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	spinning melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	practically non-alcoholic acceptable pulsating bottle of dark rhum	1	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	mediocre bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	tolerable extra-dry bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	wet wet pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	cyan MacGyver's conquistador's breastplate of terror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	tumbling lime green pirate pantaloons of doom of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	shaking [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	beefcake's pirate radio ring of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	spoiled jittery upside-down pineapple slab	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	flavorless hibiscus petal	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	enhanced upside-down huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	pickled pulsating ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	squat Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	squat jittery Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	twisted blue pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	plush sea serpent of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	rotten big maroon bouncing pirate fork	5	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	wobbly up-at-dawn flame-wreathed piratical blunderbuss	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	asbestos-lined chaotic PirateRealm party hat of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	delicious maroon squat Island Landslide	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	perfectly mixed red Island Thunderstorm	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	lousy high-proof purple Island Hurricane	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	perfectly mixed cyan Skull Punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	artisanal Electric Punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	lousy weak Smuggler's Punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	mediocre Scorpion Bowl	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	artisanal watered-down mirror Turtle Bowl	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong shaking Cobra Bowl	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	pulsating lightning-fast lion tamer's Lo Pan's wicked Socratic vampyric cloake	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	shaking plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	activated one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 21
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	red intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	shaking upside-down overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	huge pulsating avaricious lard-coated savvy Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	Usain Bolt's Sherlock's Van der Graaf medical-grade wholesome stiffened banded arcane researcher's hewn moon-rune spoon of the wise owl of Calamity Jane of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	jittery cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	blinking rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	avaricious aromatic banded Beach Comb	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	spinning pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	blurry pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	ionized extra-ionized red spinning magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	diffused tumbling cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	frozen gray seashell	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	nitrogenated altered seashell	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	liquefied liquefied bouncing seashell	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	hand-crafted bottle of sea wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	denatured blinking kelp	1		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	aromatic Tesla quilted dangerous slick driftwood hat of the pedagogue of the dark arts of the storm	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	prompt flame-retardant Jack Frost's wizardly driftwood pants of wisdom of the blizzard of the brazier of the businessman	0		Mysticality: 40, Cold Spell Damage: 75, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	zippy frosty lion tamer's Jim Carey's Herculean driftwood bracelet of the pedagogue of the storm of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: 120, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	spinning occult wizardly waders of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 40, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	executive crafty spearfish fishing spear of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	MacGyver's rabbitfish fin of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	green piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	squat zippy fireproof razor-sharp pirate cutlass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	sizzling Herculean tricorn hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	inspector's flame-wreathed swash buckle of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	shaking meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	nasty frosty Rosewater's meteorite earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	mirror groovy beefcake's meteorite necklace of doom	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	asbestos-lined wool meteorite ring of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	dry Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 19
10290	tarnished chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 27
10291	lard-coated chilly clever driftwood beach comb	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	red Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	upside-down groovy whittled tiara of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	narrow aromatic shellacked Socratic whittled shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	frosty hardened fortified whittled flail	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	greasy careful Jim Carey's whittled wand	0		Monster Level: 15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	reassuring stanky Fonzie's whittled flute	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	olive avaricious family-friendly hardened whittled bear figurine	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	arcane researcher's whittled owl figurine of James Dean of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	executive inspector's whittled fox figurine of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	upside-down steel-toed whittled walking stick of the scaredy-cat of horror of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	miniature spoiled campfire hot dog	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	flavorless tiny campfire baked potato	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	normal miniature campfire s'more	2	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	spoiled tiny campfire beans	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	small spoiled campfire stew	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	improved red leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 68
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	pulsating burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	gray campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	shaking space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	green low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	skewed Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	flavorless blinking space chowder	4	decent	
10321	drinkable tumbling space wine	3	good	
10322	blurry The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	narrow Law of Averages	0		
10332	shaking Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	teal foul-smelling rosy-cheeked quilted Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	squat unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	huge bouncing diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	moldy bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	spoiled flan del mar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	stale cyan Baja sopapilla	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	wholesome plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	rosewater-soaked plastic sea elf	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	tumbling studded plastic yuleviathan	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	personal trainer's plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	foul-smelling plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	maroon red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	stale massive mana-coated yams	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	moldy tiny mana-basted tofurkey leg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	massive flavorless mana-fortified cranberry sauce	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	tiny spoiled mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	pulsating human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	activated liquefied irradiated skewed patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	pickled industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	ionized boiled unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	distilled ghostly squat vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	pickled a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	anodized flattened organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	aged high-proof boot flask	7	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	energized spinning infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	pickled fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	stale skewed guffin	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	powdered cyan Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	mirror green goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	twisted shaking non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	extra-deionized pickled activated peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	liquefied enhanced wobbly Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	diffused energized jittery extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	dried lime green livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	denatured beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	sizzling electrified oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	anodized extra-dry cold-filtered shaking concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	quantum liquefied narrow narrow liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	tumbling Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	blinking family-friendly MacGyver's experienced Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	spinning Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	green soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	tarnished wobbly squat salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	manspreader's grievous ribbon candy ascot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	gray resourceful anemoney clip	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	teal runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	distilled shaking super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	sinister Socratic cool icing poncho	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	colloidal glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	Mer-kin rollpin of the storm of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	fuchsia personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	adequate bowl of mernudo	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	acceptable fishelada	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	flavorless ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	cyan waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	huge waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	Oprah's nutcracker hat of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	wobbly forbidden nutcracker waistcoat of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	purple jittery rock-hard Fonzie's nutcracker pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	supercharged wicked nutcracker boots	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	strapping nutcracker sword of temperance	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	jittery jittery dangerous cool nutcracker drumstick	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	curative nutcracker beard of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	blinking avaricious padded nutcracker cape	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	lard-coated Herculean nutcracker epaulets	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	upside-down nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	normal salt plum	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	adequate snack-sized and bean	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	resourceful energetic thinker's kelp-holly gun	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	narrow careful Yuleviathan necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	sizzling Herculean peppermint spine	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	flame-retardant padded soggy elf shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	twirling manspreader's extremely unsafe Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	twirling grievous personal trainer's kelp-holly drape	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	censurious lard-coated scandalous fortified Staff of the Peppermint Twist	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	tasty big tempura and bean	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	lousy practically non-alcoholic salt plum sake	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	colloidal galvanized pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	non-oxidized almond	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 42
10429	diffused jittery handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	jittery nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	tumbling Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	frosty Tesla Retrospecs of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	huge up-at-dawn horrifying hardened fortified brainy Powerful Glove	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	huge enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	studded sinister Drip harness of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +25
10442	sinister drippy truncheon	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	gray drippy snail shell	0		
10445	spoiled drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	watered-down perfectly mixed glass of drippy wine	2	drippy	
10447	flavorless miniature drippy caviar	2	drippy	
10448	yummy drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	blurry forbidden drippy stake	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
10450	green The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	huge The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	yellow spinning coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	jittery deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	jittery super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	diffused corrupted extra-warmed twirling fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 42
10459	double-polarized polymerized healthy juice	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 53
10460	skewed hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	mirror hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	olive fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	blurry bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	tumbling work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	blue boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	Annie Oakley's cape	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
10467	energetic back shell of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	mirror power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	blurry Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	brawny bony back shell	0		Muscle Percent: +20
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	modified ionized energized blooper ink	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 25
10475	blue coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	bouncing teal plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	wobbly Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	fuchsia packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	blurry jittery free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	teal plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	blue free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	narrow blurry immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	stale mushroom filet	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	olive mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	diluted mushroom tea	1		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	high-proof mediocre mushroom whiskey	8	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	wool grievous beefcake's mushroom cap	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	lion tamer's studded personal trainer's brawny mushroom shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	narrow fireproof frightening electrified mushroom pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	skewed wool Annie Oakley's mushroom badge of the wise owl of the empath	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	mirror narrow pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	quantum super-frozen blue piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	bouncing red sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	dog trainer's kettle bell	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	glued-together crystal ball of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	narrow horrifying martini dregs	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	twirling shellacked flickering flashlight	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	veiny crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	twirling Socratic outmoded fidget toy	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	mirror Fonzie's flimsy ski pole	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	fuchsia family-friendly discarded finger painting	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	padded pizza box	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	mansplainer's chipped coffee mug of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Left-Hand Man action figure of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	jittery drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	upside-down drippy enzyme	0		
10520	olive drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	narrow drippy flux	0		
10524	blurry drippy stein	0		
10525	watered-down perfectly mixed drippy pilsner	2	drippy	
10526	narrow drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	lime green drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	gory drippy orb of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
10531	huge annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	cyan Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	toasty Samson's Guzzlr tablet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	huge Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	energetic Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Ghiaccio Colada	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	triple-distilled mediocre jittery pulsating Sourfinger	6	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	drinkable irresponsibly strong Nog-on-the-Cob	7	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	bad watered-down Steamboat	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	hand-crafted weak Buttery Boy	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	jittery Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	zippy clown car key of the early riser	0		Initiative: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	double-paned therapeutic healthy batting cage key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	crafty vibrating Rosewater's aqu&iacute;	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	greedy Jack Frost's knob labinet key of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	friendly weremoose key of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	asbestos-lined peg key	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	flame-wreathed kekekey	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	baleful rabbit's foot key	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	therapeutic knob shaft skate key of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	nasty hale ice key of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	lion tamer's anchovy can key	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	shaking cactus key of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	blurry huge rosewater-soaked f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	ribald beefcake's treasure chest key	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	frosty energetic smartaleck's demonic key	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	frightening key sausage	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	squat Annie Oakley's knob treasury key of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	pulsating scorching boxer's scrap key of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	blinking shaking spinning up-at-dawn banded rose key	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	blue dog trainer's music box key	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	perfumed electrified actual skeleton key	0		Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	gray zippy wicked deep-fried key of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	twirling blurry discarded bike lock key of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	red twirling Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	quadruple-enhanced electrified marshroom	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 37
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	squat Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	alkaline twirling salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 20
10577	wet writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 54
10578	oxidized electrified gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 13
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	mirror packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	knitted Tesla birch battery	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	careful healthy sage ebony epee	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	chaotic brawny weeping willow wand of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	green lightning-fast stanky energetic beechwood blowgun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	Jeselnik's strapping maple magnet of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	Usain Bolt's grievous hemlock helm of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	lime green smelly rock-hard brawny balsam barrel	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	extra-cold-filtered twirling redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	aromatic Tesla experienced purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	narrow wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	tumbling family-friendly razor-sharp Sinatra's wormwood wedding ring of the pedagogue of the blizzard	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	ghostly Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	bouncing smooth ert grey goo ring	0		Moxie: +15
10603	pulsating fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	spinning Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	jittery twirling Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	non-chilled irradiated Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	pressed frozen Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	normal Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	spinning Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	triple-dry dry narrow Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	lion tamer's Yeg's Motel shower cap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	ribald experienced Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	Jeselnik's toasty Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	pulsating Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	blurry Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	tumbling sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	huge uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	cyan squat greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	tumbling onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	shaking onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	olive huge alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	olive tumbling alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	shaking pulsating alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	huge alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bouncing purple bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	frightening lion tamer's banded Herculean Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	pulsating complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	smooth watered-down flask of moonshine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	asbestos-lined beefy sea-worn candlestick of the cougar	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	ionized vacuum-sealed irradiated yellow wobbly null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	cyan flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	thick rotten chocolate chip muffin	5	crappy	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	blurry Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	twirling packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	olive tumbling box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	cyan grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	huge greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	liquefied deionized maroon fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	unsweetened super-magnetized boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	adjusted chilled cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	energized twirling overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	quadruple-activated fuchsia hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	tarnished pressed lime green hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	dance instructor's Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	wobbly Crimbo smile of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	SalesCo sample kit of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	adjusted double-modified candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	energized sugar	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	diffused alkaline ionized multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	olive vibrating plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	tumbling clever plastic multi-level marketer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	rosy-cheeked plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	sizzling plastic Mirth	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	slick plastic Penny	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	ghostly tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	Lo Pan's neck wreath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	weightlifter's shining star cap	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	Tesla nativity shorts	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	wool myrrh pouch of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	cyan mirror Oprah's frankincenser of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	executive knitted gilded trumpet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	teal &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	twirling Tesla wine carrier	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	candy bucket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	ionized moist pressed tumbling prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	alkaline extra-alkaline fuchsia imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	cold-filtered hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	blue government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	jittery government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	skewed food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	spinning booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	huge food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	blurry booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	bouncing candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	upside-down groovy fruit bat of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	quilted baleful tinsel orb	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	scorching friendly snowpack	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	Jack Frost's Satan hat of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	aromatic steel-toed Crimbo stockings	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	poncho de azucar of the overflowing toilet of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	olive The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	spoiled huge and pepper (stale)	7	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	lousy triple-distilled cranberry margarita (brackish)	6	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	purple spinning fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	acceptable barrel-aged eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	yummy pulsating hand-crafted candy cane	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	stale skewed drive-thru burger	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	drinkable narrow Boulevardier cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	aerosolized dry deionized pulsating huge Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	jumbo normal olive bowl full of jelly	5	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	acceptable Eye and a Twist	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	activated spinning Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	ghostly fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	narrow power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	blurry potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	improved triple-alkaline double-colloidal battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	warmed adjusted squat battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	activated pickled battery (D)	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	wet wet pulsating battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	frozen boiled double-pickled battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	electrified vacuum-sealed battery (car)	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	skewed marshmallow	0		
10747	boozy artisanal tumbling spinning marshmallow bomb	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	oxidized diffused short beer	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	ionized triple-cold-filtered short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	modified double-dry green short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	liquefied blinking short glass of water	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	concentrated aerosolized polymerized blinking short	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	jittery quantum of familiar	0		
10759	pulsating electrified arcane researcher's familiar scrapbook	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	huge bouncing mansplainer's MacGyver's fedora-mounted fountain of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	pulsating extremely unsafe grievous sombrero-mounted sparkler of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 150, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	avaricious flame-retardant hardened porkpie-mounted popper	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	yummy fire crackers	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	olive Catherine Wheel of courage of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	smooth beefcake's rocket boots	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	Samson's sparkler of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	olive Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	vacuum-sealed Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	anodized green The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	polarized wobbly Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	corrupted Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	unsweetened pulsating Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	friendly experienced extra-large utility candle	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	yellow fireproof deadly runed taper candle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	narrow healthy weightlifter's novelty sparkling candle of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	tumbling scandalous sinister Abracandalabra	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	foul-smelling coward's extra-wide head candle	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	double-corrupted natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	ionized rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	improved triple-pressed banana candle	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	diffused ear candle	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	Vulcanized boiled concentrated votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	beefcake's water candle	0		Muscle: +25, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	narrow Socratic B. L. A. R. T.	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	green Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	teal rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	narrow pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	coward's vibrating therapeutic banded industrial fire extinguisher of the blizzard of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	huge pulsating The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	mirror upside-down packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	frightening steel-toed strapping Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	narrow eggwater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	flavorless bread man	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	rotten ghostly plain candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	rotten tiny wobbly mirror flour cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	electrified plastic food lab	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	ghostly extremely unsafe plastic nog lab	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	spinning scorching plastic chem lab	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	plastic primary lab of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	deadly plastic Cheer Core	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	tumbling packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	Usain Bolt's lion tamer's ice crown of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	upside-down coward's steel-toed rock-hard jeans	0		Damage Reduction: 14, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	lightning-fast Lo Pan's ice wrap of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: 140, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	stale tofu pop	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	spoiled immense fancy bowl of prescription candy	7	crappy	Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	flavorless fancy gigantic fishcake	9	decent	Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	toothsome wobbly bone broth	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	miniature stale blue narrow star pop	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	mediocre narrow upside-down Doc's Fortifying Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	bad Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	bad watered-down lime green Doc's Limbering Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	tolerable high-proof wobbly Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	9	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	mixed Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	diluted narrow Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	distilled olive Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	compressed Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	dry ionized jittery anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	ionized squat purple anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	diffused extra-irradiated narrow squat anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	modified galvanized skewed anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	super-moist anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	polarized magnetized lime green wobbly anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	bad practically non-alcoholic Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	spoiled bread pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	hand-crafted clear Russian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	narrow gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	upside-down gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	jittery gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	squat goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	bouncing squat medical-grade cozy scarf	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	adequate half-sized huge Crimbo cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	chilled triple-irradiated fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	third ear of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	ghostly spinning festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	experienced peppermint-scented socks	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	healthy depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	small rotten &quot;caramel&quot;	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	scandalous self-repairing earmuffs	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	shaking carnivorous potted plant of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	green universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	squat Van der Graaf yule hatchet	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	stale miniature lab-grown meat	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	friendly fleece	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	wobbly chilly pants	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	Sherlock's occult extremely unsafe can of mixed everything	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	yellow bouncing the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	flavorless wobbly meatball	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	huge meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	blurry pulsating yellow refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	vaporized blinking twirling fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	vaporized astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	smooth magnifying glass of the bloodbag of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	smooth void lager	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	bland gigantic pulsating void burger	7	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	twirling blurry void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	therapeutic ruddy void shard of the wise owl of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	blurry combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	perfumed combat lover's locket	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	jittery grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	huge mirror undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	blinking censurious nasty padded savvy unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	olive mirror wobbly MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	triple-improved emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	upside-down lightning-fast survival knife	0		Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	jittery Samson's crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	teal headlamp of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	jittery wool thermal blanket of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	cyan hardy atlas of local maps	0		Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	flattened narrow spare battery	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	alkaline olive pulsating squat single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	non-ionized upside-down olive gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	yummy super-sized 20-lb can of rice and beans	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	decent expired MRE	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	special super-sized decent blurry squat cool mint precipice bar	5	good	Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	flavorless half-sized carrot cake precipice bar	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	mirror Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	perfumed Da Vinci's June cleaver of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	delicious teal Dad's brandy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	wobbly ribald deadly teacher's pen	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	huge spoiled fire-roasted lake trout	9	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	adequate guilty sprout	3	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	blinking padded mother's necklace of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	colloidal trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	cold-filtered unsweetened deionized mirror savings bond	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	mixed sweat-ade	1		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	skewed stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	mirror dinosaur scale	0		
10935	narrow pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	yellow nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	savvy pterodactyl rifle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	narrow birdseed hat	0		
10939	tumbling flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	dry teal Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 41
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	vibrating camouflage vest	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
10944	blurry lime green Dinodollar	0		
10945	blurry valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	electrified savvy awkward dinosaur research harness of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
10948	Samson's reflective vest	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
10949	dinosaur of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	rosy-cheeked Jurassic Parka of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	dry quadruple-irradiated autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	artisanal wobbly bouncing AutumnFest ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	nasty healthy cool autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	blinking smelly shellacked dance instructor's autumn debris shield of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	moldy autumn-spice donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	extra-corrupted autumn dollar	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	gray greasy crafty forbidden autumn leaf pendant	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	mixed mirror autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	concentrated pressed autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	cyan familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	artisanal Oopsie IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	jittery Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	decent ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	flavorless Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	stale small roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	flavorless St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	small normal Pete's wiley whey bar	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	flavorless Pete's rich ricotta	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	smooth Boris's beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	flavorless small narrow honey bun of Boris	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	stale Boris's bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	lime green Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	squat Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	squat Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	normal bite-sized olive baked veggie ricotta casserole	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	adequate plain calzone	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	spoiled roasted vegetable focaccia	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	decent Pizza of Legend	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	stale super-sized Calzone of Legend	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	blinking mirror Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	spoiled huge Deep Dish of Legend	9	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	pulsating deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	prohie's hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	wet narrow imported taffy	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	huge knitted Socratic Charleston shoes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	blinking foul-smelling groovy rare oboe	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	twirling narrow flame-retardant ruddy bullet necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	moldy bouncing swamp haunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	huge nippy gator shades of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	watered-down bad Charleston Choo-Choo	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	enchanted drinkable watered-down blue Velvet Veil	2	good	Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	smooth practically non-alcoholic Marltini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	delicious bouncing Strong, Silent Type	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	aged maroon Mysterious Stranger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	aged olive blinking Champagne Shimmy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	fuchsia the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	purple ceramic cestus of incineration of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	blinking miser's Tesla rock-hard ceramic centurion shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	Socratic brawny ceramic celery grater	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	tumbling greedy censurious scorching ceramic celsiturometer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	ghostly huge crafty vibrating ceramic cerecloth belt of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	coward's ceramic cenobite's robe of the bloodbag of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	diluted gray mirror ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	magnetized olive extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 28
11028	grievous chiffon chevrons of the pedagogue of the dark arts	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	asbestos-lined friendly chiffon chapeau of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: 8, Hot Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	hardy shellacked Sinatra's chiffon chamberpot	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	Usain Bolt's greasy dance instructor's chiffon chemise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	lightning-fast cool chiffon chakram of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Initiative: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	gray rock-hard chiffon chaps of the brute of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	denatured blurry narrow chiffon carbage	1		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	non-liquefied chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 53
11036	bland chocomotive	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	enchanted moldy freightcake	3	crappy	Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	triple-distilled artisanal ghostly cabooze	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	plastic passenger car of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	avaricious plastic dining car	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	censurious plastic coal car of the early riser	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	flame-retardant plastic locomotive	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	gray model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	warmed narrow Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 14
11051	ionized non-irradiated ghostly cyan Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 67
11052	pressed chilled blue Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 58
11053	anodized super-liquefied triple-boiled jittery Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 48
11054	anodized Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 28
11055	dry diffused chilled Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 47
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	Trainbot harness of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	mirror blurry toasty friendly head-mounted Trainbot of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	bouncing zippy reassuring leg-mounted Trainbots of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: 120, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	upside-down greedy therapeutic occult shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	huge cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	mediocre dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	4	decent	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	normal blinking honey-drenched ham slice	3	good	
11071	lousy bouncing mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	4	decent	
11072	flavorless immense mirror Crimbo food scraps	9	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	rotten enchanted ghostly mirror steamed oyster	3	crappy	Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 30
11079	jittery really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	skewed steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	gray crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	cyan bouncing crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	perfectly mixed purple Crimbosmopolitan	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	stale Crimbo dinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	red train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	skewed wool grubby wool hat of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
11093	perfumed supercool grubby wool scarf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11094	Usain Bolt's grubby wool trousers of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
11095	maroon coward's Van der Graaf grubby wool gloves of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	distilled bad purple nice warm beer	5	decent	
11098	wobbly grubby woolball	0		
11099	shaking Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	altered fuchsia fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	blinking milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	red hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	shaking stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	tumbling chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	adequate purple twirling pixel bread	3	good	
11113	practically non-alcoholic acceptable pixel whiskey	1	good	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	jittery gray S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	polarized glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	alkaline double-altered mushroom	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	alkaline chilled adjusted five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	small decent super good fruit	2	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	modified cyan energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	padded hot pepper of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	frozen out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	quantum narrow fuchsia fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	modified improved flapper fly	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	drinkable weak shot of wasp venom	2	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	boiled quadruple-chilled jittery filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	deionized shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	corrupted non-dry fuchsia pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	adjusted dry pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	bouncing hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	modified pickled angry agate	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	quadruple-activated lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	bite-sized adequate blinking tumbling shadow sausage	1	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	Sherlock's shadow skin of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	cold-filtered chilled polarized spinning shadow flame	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	moldy half-sized ghostly shadow bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	bad shadow fluid	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	special hand-crafted twirling shadow venom	3	EPIC	Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	powdered wobbly shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	Van der Graaf studded Rosewater's shadow stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	avaricious clever bat paw	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +30
11148	Oprah's uncursed bat paw	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
11149	Annie Oakley's wicked dance instructor's goblin cape	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20
11150	ghostly maroon twirling ruddy uncursed goblin cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
11151	blinking jittery lime green scorching brawny dragon wishbone	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25
11152	uncursed dragon wishbone of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
11153	bouncing lightning-fast rosewater-soaked brainy stats of horror	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
11154	teal frosty uncursed stats	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
11155	careful Fonzie's arcane orb	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10
11156	wool uncursed arcane orb	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11157	spinning upside-down up-at-dawn machete	0		Adventures: +5
11158	family-friendly uncursed machete	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
11159	mirror blanket	0		
11160	red mirror uncursed blanket	0		
11161	Van der Graaf therapeutic medallion of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11162	gravedigger's uncursed medallion	0		Spooky Damage: +10
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	jittery Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	cyan shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	mirror shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	olive shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	stiffened brainy shadow chef's hat of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	huge beefcake's shadow trousers of extreme caution of courage	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	Sherlock's double-paned shadow hammer	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	red rock-hard dangerous Sinatra's shadow monocle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	wobbly shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	adequate shadow hot dog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	drinkable weak shadow martini	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	boiled shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	quadruple-nitrogenated magnetized lime green shadow candy	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 30
11189	green mirror spinning replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	bouncing replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	purple replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	olive replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	skewed replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	gray dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	frosty Newton's strapping replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	nippy Fonzie's Newton's replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	forbidden replica navel ring of navel gazing of doom of courage of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	inspector's reassuring replica V for Vivala mask	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	flame-retardant lard-coated banded replica haiku katana	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	auspicious horrifying grievous replica Elvish sunglasses of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	green replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	lightning-fast Temple Grandin's replica Greatest American Pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +40
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	careful replica Juju Mojo Mask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
11212	yellow nippy padded replica Operation Patriot Shield of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	wobbly twirling replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	rosy-cheeked replica plastic vampire fangs of the overflowing toilet of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	blurry replica angel	0		
11216	replica Camp Scout backpack of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Drops Items
11217	blurry replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	wobbly replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	blurry upside-down shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	therapeutic boxer's weightlifter's Cincho de Mayo of the cougar	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	blurry dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	shaking replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	mirror replica Source terminal	0		
11232	tumbling replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	blurry replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	tumbling replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	nasty replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the pedagogue of the sewer	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: 30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	stanky crafty medical-grade replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the pedagogue of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11242	fuchsia tumbling flame-retardant frightening Annie Oakley's Tesla resourceful hardy ruddy quilted smooth replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the wise owl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: 150, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	twirling bouncing asbestos-lined gravedigger's nasty MacGyver's razor-sharp replica Powerful Glove	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	ribald chilly therapeutic replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11246	blurry family-friendly asbestos-lined stiffened fortified experienced supercool replica industrial fire extinguisher	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	spinning replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	teal replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	auspicious replica Jurassic Parka of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	blurry bouncing replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	ruddy studded deadly Fonzie's replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	tumbling Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	fuchsia shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	huge mirror 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	narrow knitted rosy-cheeked cool &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of incineration of horror of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	huge Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	Sherlock's beefy pro skateboard	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	spinning Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	olive Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	jittery Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	mirror shaking twirling yellow Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	blinking Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	Newton's smartaleck's Rosewater's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	olive Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	polymerized scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	narrow Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	yellow blinking Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	mirror squat Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	flattened corrupted extra-unsweetened scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	purple Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	hand-crafted twirling Sexy Cosmo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	huge Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	padded dangerous red-soled high heels of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	massive rotten tumbling pulsating cyburger	8	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	jittery frightening ncle leg	0		Spooky Damage: +5
11287	tumbling up-at-dawn studded rutabuga bag	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +5
11288	dangerous mesquito proboscis	0		Weapon Damage: +10
11289	sage senate fly thorax	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
11290	enhanced alkaline tumbling ghostly bug juice	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31
11291	fortified spider leg	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11292	beetle antenna of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
11293	mantis skull of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
11294	adjusted chitin powder	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 41
11295	jittery daddy shortlegs leg of the pedagogue of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
11296	birdybug antenna of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3
11297	perfumed flame-retardant kilopede skull	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5
11298	aerosolized haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 26
11299	super-quantum activated chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 26
11300	twirling sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	twirling claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	jittery souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	cyan replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	flavorless watermelon	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	big moldy narrow waffle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	ghostly fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	cat o' nine teeth of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	Oprah's experienced tooth cap	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	Annie Oakley's toothy trousers of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	bland banana split	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	tumbling handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	lousy triple-distilled bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	6	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	blinking clever Oprah's baywatch of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	bouncing consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	pulsating Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	dehydrated mirror concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 45
11329	twisted cyan meat	1		
11330	dehydrated purple sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 35
11331	dried blinking maroon hardening cream	1		
11332	dried squat pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 5
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	spinning Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	tumbling map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	triple-ionized quadruple-tarnished wobbly sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 18
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	ghostly inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	rosewater-soaked rake	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	teal autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	skewed day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	maroon extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	lion tamer's slick autumnal aegis	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	quadruple-polymerized non-enhanced distilled resin	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	yellow super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	maroon weightlifter's impromptu torch of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	aromatic horrifying fig leaf	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	scandalous ruddy smoldering drape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	Jeselnik's curative hardened forbidden Rosewater's leaf crown of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	stale leafy browns	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	triple-unsweetened green autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	chilled modified coping juice	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	mirror lightning-fast reassuring lion tamer's healthy candy cane sword cane of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	twirling wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	narrow Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	upside-down automa-bot parts	0		
11370	blurry security automa-core	0		
11371	yellow huge clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	spinning blurry Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	ghostly housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	adequate pickled bread	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	rotten special salted mutton	4	crappy	Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	bland corned beet	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	bouncing huge pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	green crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	normal wobbly peppermint donut	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	wobbly Elf Guard insignia (private) of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	bouncing Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	mirror Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	practically non-alcoholic bad Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's sinister Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	tumbling Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	huge Van der Graaf Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	blurry Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	skewed Sherlock's Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	anodized concentrated wobbly Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	blue Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	greasy razor-sharp Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	double-paned frightening Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	acceptable tumbling Crimbow Rainbo	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	spinning Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	mirror Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	stanky frosty Elf Guard broom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	nasty lion tamer's wholesome Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	perfectly mixed old-school pirate grog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	normal small fuchsia grog nuts	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	smelly rosy-cheeked sawed-off blunderbuss of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	high-proof mediocre officer's nog	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	blurry peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	stale shaking sundae ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	yummy low-calorie peppermint tack	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	spinning Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	snack-sized flavorless whalesteak	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	healthy banded whalegun of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	fuchsia pulsating Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	purple Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	Van der Graaf electrified baleful Elf Guard clipboard	0		Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 12, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	Van der Graaf pegfinger	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	artisanal and claret	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Jim Carey's Elf Guard and beret	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	jittery friendly therapeutic shipwright's hammer of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	supercharged gunwale of the brazier of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	prompt brawny Kelflar vest of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	polarized whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	vibrating beefy Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	tumbling blue cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	ghostly wool lard-coated Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	frosty personal trainer's Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Elf Guard fuel tank of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	censurious flame-wreathed fortified massive wrench	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	yellow padded dance instructor's brown pirate pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	ghostly frosty banded wicked boxer's Elf dessert spoon of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	Fonzie's Elf Guard SCUBA tank of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	wholesome beefy free boots	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	huge baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	yellow chilly studded Elvish underarmor of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	spinning jittery narrow slick Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	stale twirling sugarplum ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	stale big gingerbread nylons	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	spoiled blinking rum-soaked fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	adequate huge lime	6	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	moldy blinking gingerbread pirate	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	rotten fruit-stuffed rumcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	watered-down perfectly mixed mulled wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	hand-crafted Swedish coffee	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	artisanal canteen of eggnog	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	bad weak spinning hot wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	artisanal watered-down wobbly Jamaican coffee	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	drinkable flask of egggrog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	upside-down pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	acceptable yule grog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	spoiled wet tack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	normal whalecake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	gravedigger's Tesla ruddy gunwale whalegun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed and claret	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	pulsating trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	wobbly ghostly squat boxer's Elf Guard squirtgun of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	tumbling chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	squat yellow chilly sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	red flame-retardant vibrating replica Elf Guard medal of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	bouncing tumbling prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	narrow friendly Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	flame-retardant Herculean barnacle-encrusted sweater of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 4, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	ghostly tumbling electrified Crimbuccaneer nose ring of courage of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: 8, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	cyan precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	twirling Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	pressed military candy cane	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 36
11503	cold-filtered magnetized groggipop	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 24
11504	Sherlock's supercharged moss mace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	Jack Frost's moss megaphone of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	sharpshooter's moss medal of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	blinking stiffened Fonzie's moss mitre	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	flame-wreathed veiny moss mantle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	blurry Socratic moss marlinspike of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	modified upside-down moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	nitrogenated cyan pulsating moss floss	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 18
11512	shaking tumbling adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	bouncing adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	teal adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	red adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	dehydrated adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	super-adjusted shaking adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 30
11520	Oprah's beefy strapping crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Muscle: 15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	hardy dance instructor's slick crepe paper parachute cape	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	yellow wool crepe paper pie clip of chilblains of horror	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	sizzling hardy crepe paper puzzle cube of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	upside-down Annie Oakley's wholesome groovy crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	shellacked baleful weightlifter's crepe paper polka charm	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	diluted huge crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	denatured extra-aerosolized crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 35
11528	wobbly avaricious beefcake's petrified wood war pike	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	wobbly greedy extremely unsafe petrified wood waist protector	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	pulsating greasy Annie Oakley's petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	curative padded petrified wood water purifier	0		Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	brawny petrified wood whoopie panama of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	yellow blinking rosy-cheeked beefcake's petrified wood walking pants	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	twisted petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	adjusted pulsating petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 18
11536	artisanal watered-down blinking cybeer	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	skewed wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	huge encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	skewed Samson's Crimbuccaneer war standard of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	shaking rosewater-soaked gravedigger's Elf Guard war standard	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	nasty dance instructor's spring shoes of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	polarized vacuum-sealed ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	boiled crunchy brush	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	narrow olive triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	blinking ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	lime green wobbly quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	olive motion sensor of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
11559	wobbly focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	blinking Samson's Everfull Dart Holster of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	blurry boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	mirror spinning Usain Bolt's energetic medical-grade Apriling band helmet of extreme caution of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	squat up-at-dawn careful arcane researcher's Apriling band saxophone of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	auspicious wool gravedigger's Apriling band quad tom of horror	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	purple aromatic stanky smelly hale fortified Apriling band tuba	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: 35, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	blurry miser's knitted Jack Frost's Jim Carey's brawny strapping Apriling band staff	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	spinning Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	blurry blinking Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	decent yam	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	hand-crafted distilled yam martini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	bad high-proof blinking sweet potato o' mine	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	mediocre weak Southern yam	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	drinkable sweet potato punch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	huge flavorless purple Mayam spinach	10	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	immense toothsome purple yam and swiss	6	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	executive Sherlock's Fonzie's yam cannon	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	spinning yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	MacGyver's occult extremely unsafe furry yam buckler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	blurry thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	tumbling up-at-dawn lion tamer's therapeutic yamtility belt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	small tasty pulsating yam slider	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	spoiled yam mayo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	moldy miniature yam burrito	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	squat aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	flavorless mini kiwi	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	red bouncing auspicious toasty mini kiwi bikini of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	smooth weak maroon bouncing mini kiwitini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	spinning mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	spinning friendly sinister mini kiwi silicon tiepin of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	spoiled half-sized fancy mini kiwi digitized cookies	2	crappy	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	tolerable extra-dry mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	activated ionized mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	improved warmed enhanced pulsating mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	vibrating banded mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	stiffened mini kiwi icepick	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	tarnished shaking mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	lime green packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	knitted Jack Frost's messenger bag RNA of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	normal super-sized narrow bacteria bisque	5	good	
11619	moldy small special ciliophora chowder	2	crappy	Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 40
11620	normal red cream of chloroplasts	3	good	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	bouncing muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	wobbly elbow soup	0		
11625	mirror upside-down lip soup	0		
11626	squat unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	tumbling frightening smelly tearaway pants of doom of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	gray baby bodyguard	0		
11632	shaking Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	tumbling Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	tolerable tumbling Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	twirling longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	narrow bodyguard badge	0		
11639	mirror Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	padded blade of dismemberment	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	blurry gravedigger's embers-only jacket of the ox of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	Usain Bolt's bembershoot	0		Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	small normal wheel of camembert	2	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	flame-retardant hat of remembering of the scaredy-cat of horror	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	spinning head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	ghostly pulsating yellow embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	pulsating soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	yellow photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	lime green flame-retardant MacGyver's bat wings of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	bouncing Lo Pan's weightlifter's monocle on a stick	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	red flame-wreathed Da Vinci's plastic pipe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	aromatic fake arrow-through-the-head of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	Temple Grandin's experienced bow tie	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	rock-hard fake huge beard of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	miser's veiny astronaut helmet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	blue beefcake's feather boa of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	strapping Sheriff badge of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	narrow wool Tesla Sheriff pistol	0		Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	Lo Pan's curative Sheriff moustache	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	blurry dog trainer's photo booth supply list of doom	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	blinking tie-dye headband	0		
11674	small bland whirled peas	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	moldy peaza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	ghostly peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	altered purple drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	dried yellow Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	quantum Vulcanized yellow bouncing pea brittle	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	weak artisanal peasco	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	enchanted delicious skewed piece of cake	3	awesome	Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	mirror handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	teal Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	banded deft pirate hook of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	ghostly nippy smartaleck's iron tricorn hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	bouncing Sinatra's jolly roger flag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	practically non-alcoholic bad tankard of spiced rum	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	tolerable tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	pulsating packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	gray hale governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	narrow Sherlock's governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	dangerous governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	Socratic chili powder cutlass	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	low-calorie moldy blue Aztec tamale	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	mirror jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	skewed pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	groggles of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	upside-down pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	silky pirate drawers of vim and vigor of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	tumbling profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	moist anodized modified spinning cyan peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	mediocre hard cocoa	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	rotten big maroon bouncing salmagumdi	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	frightening plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	bouncing greedy plastic St. Patrick	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	manspreader's experienced plastic Colonel Brando	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	Temple Grandin's plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	horrifying plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	purple Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	adequate ghostly coney haunch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	polarized blinking dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	bad moai toai	4	decent	
11725	Jim Carey's baleful moaiball of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	activated gray four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	personal trainer's potato jacket of the bloodbag of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	hale educational military orb	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	electrified shaking rum ball	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 30
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	shaking Jeselnik's gravyskin hat of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	clever gravyskin buckler of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	upside-down supercharged gravyskin skirt of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	toasty shellacked gravyskin pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	pickled warmed spinning crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	big delicious room scale bean casserole	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	Van der Graaf strapping perfect Christmas scarf of the detective	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	pulsating flame-retardant knitted snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	activated skewed pulsating LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	smelly sinister Congressional Medal of Insanity of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	delicious watered-down Easter grasshopper	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	aged Irish eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	tolerable canteen of jungle juice	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	watered-down bad turchucken	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	perfectly mixed wobbly mechanically-mulled cider	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	fancy hand-crafted holiday trip around the world	3	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	jumbo bland chocolate ostrich egg	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	spoiled twirling skewed beef and cabbage	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	toothsome massive candy rations	6	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	toothsome wobbly double-candied yams	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	fancy decent Christmas ham	3	good	Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	delicious holiday smorgasbord	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	gray Usain Bolt's bejazzled eyepatch	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	spinning How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	huge Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	lime green Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	blinking Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	twirling Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	lard-coated toasty educational egg gun of the brazier	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	Jeselnik's grievous educational army helmet of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	moldy Thanksgiving ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	bad enchanted Easter eggnog	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	distilled fuchsia clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	narrow electrified nylon Christmas stockings of James Dean of chilblains of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	irradiated concentrated twirling deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	fireproof McHugeLarge duffel bag of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	quilted brawny McHugeLarge left pole of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	pulsating lion tamer's rosy-cheeked occult McHugeLarge right pole	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	gray lard-coated cool McHugeLarge left ski	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	squat ghostly stanky curative McHugeLarge right ski	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	gray 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	vaporized twirling twirling eXpand	1		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	bouncing blinking brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	cyan dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	squat dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	pulsating yellow dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	jittery purple retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	skewed malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	mirror olive dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	skewed logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	dried psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	olive dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	huge insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	blurry geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	ghostly virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	spinning ninja rope	0		
11831	skewed ninja crampons	0		
11832	blurry ninja carabiner	0		
11833	non-modified colloidal synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 35
11834	magnetized aerosolized wobbly jittery fuchsia iDrops	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 59
11835	shaking lime green shame coil	0		
11836	blurry teal new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	jittery Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	cyan childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	bouncing stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	squat sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	maroon mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	mixed scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	watered-down perfectly mixed skewed pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	diluted phosphor traces	1		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	yellow tumbling spoon	0		
11869	narrow unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	pickled shaking leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	small adequate tumbling Heck ramen	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	flavorless half-sized bouncing burrito	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	stale huge small beer brat	8	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	small special normal peach pie	2	good	Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	normal bite-sized incredible mini-pizza	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	tolerable enchanted Divine sidecar	4	good	Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	tolerable tangarita sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	hand-crafted gimlet sidecar	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	practically non-alcoholic acceptable huge teal vodka stratocaster sidecar	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	enchanted tolerable practically non-alcoholic prussian cathouse sidecar	1	good	Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	hand-crafted Mon Tiki sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	shaking Jeselnik's April Shower Thoughts shield of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	extra-alkaline super-pickled blinking wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	tolerable wobbly Three Sheets to the Wind	3	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	tasty pulsating pile of wet dates	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	wobbly papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	red wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	wet shower cap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	smooth wet shower shoes	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	wet shower shorts of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	ghostly wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	triple-ionized electrified twirling wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	oxidized huge wet paperback	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	Sherlock's wet shower radio	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	slick birthday bloon	0		Moxie: +10
11903	frozen denatured deionized jawwetter	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 50
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	Peridot of Peril of wisdom of horror of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	manspreader's terrycloth turban	0		Monster Level: +10
11907	huge arcane researcher's jockey's hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
11908	cyan supercool sharpshooter's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20
11909	beefy extra-tight skullcap	0		Muscle: +10
11910	sturdy pith helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
11911	lion tamer's bishop's mitre	0		Experience (familiar): +2
11912	maroon Jack Frost's tin foil hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
11913	bouncing studded construction hardhat	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11914	squat sage imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
11915	maroon crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	teal shaking stylish bycocket of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
11917	tumbling pulsating Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	teal twirling packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	gray flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	squat exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	aromatic Axis helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
11925	razor-sharp brawny Axis fatigues	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
11926	tumbling blurry purple hardy Axis suspenders of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	gray really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	shaking baleful beefy Allied Radio Backpack of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	spinning ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	squat spinning confetti grenade	0		
11937	yummy huge Skeleton Wars rations	10	awesome	
11938	high-proof acceptable ghostly skeleton war fuel can	9	good	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	huge M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	blue skewed Van der Graaf curative stiffened Allied Forces insignia	0		Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
11945	twirling Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	green handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	yellow Axis codebook	0		
11948	altered polymerized squat ghostly Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	bully badge of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	nasty time cop top hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	twirling Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	dried mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	normal enchanted small toast with mixed berry jelly	2	good	Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	bland special olive mirror squat cup of sugar	4	decent	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	bland snack-sized Susie's cupcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	ghostly clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	MacGyver's medical-grade the gun	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	drinkable spirit-forward wine	5	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	gray really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	narrow blurry scandalous undersea surveying goggles	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	watered-down acceptable Ocean-Touched Rum	2	good	
11964	compressed water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 30
11965	gigantic bland kelp puck	9	decent	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	upside-down blinking scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	energized maroon octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 53
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	twirling Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	thinker's dentadent	0		Mysticality: +10
11986	blurry lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	miser's stanky Annie Oakley's MacGyver's deadly blood cubic zirconia of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	diluted blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	drinkable pheromone cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	stale diet spinal tapas	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	arcane researcher's brawny shrunken head of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	upside-down stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	blurry small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	smooth fortified Smoking Pope	5	awesome	
12053	immense bland prize turkey	7	decent	
12054	compressed wobbly medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 5
12055	stale full-sized pumpkin pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	tolerable vodka cranberry sauce	4	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	non-warmed dry squat yammed candy	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	bite-sized flavorless skewed treasure chestnut	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	hand-crafted pulsating mulled butter rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	moist electrified cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	padded plastic left skeleton arm	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	greedy plastic left skeleton leg	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	narrow quilted plastic right skeleton arm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	toasty plastic right skeleton leg	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	green Da Vinci's plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	pulsating huge prompt Herculean angelbone kilt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	Lo Pan's angelbone totem	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	nippy angelbone chopsticks	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	blue vibrating razor-sharp angelbone mantle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	angelbone dice of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	electrified supercharged angelbone halo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	denatured angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	dry altered warmed biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 15
12076	beefy devilbone helmet of the cougar	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	wobbly stanky devilbone greaves	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	teal spinning personal trainer's devilbone shinguards of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	squat olive mirror devilbone corset of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	nasty manspreader's devilbone flute	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	blinking Jeselnik's devilbone rosary	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	compressed mirror devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	electrified Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 16
12116	yellow burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	aromatic extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	jittery The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	tolerable practically non-alcoholic twirling Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	skewed blinking crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	acceptable weak bottle of prize-winning rum	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	Usain Bolt's inspector's medical-grade Santa-Slayer medal	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	quadruple-altered quadruple-deionized boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	wet bouncing lime green boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	irradiated narrow blinking boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	Socratic thinker's smoldering vertebra of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	upside-down volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	chaotic strapping hot boning knife of the brute	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	zippy avaricious therapeutic fistbone	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	lime green stanky Fonzie's burnt bone belt of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	skewed healthy scorched skull trophy	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	normal wing bone	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	delicious spinning blurry weak skeleton venom	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	dried shaking huge wobbly baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	red plastic skeleton rib cage of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	supercool plastic skeleton skull	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	Jim Carey's plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	mirror sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	rosy-cheeked scorched skeleton mask of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	Samson's scorched skeleton shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	tumbling wholesome smooth scorched skeleton pants	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	spinning messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	mirror buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	pulsating Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	pulsating Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	green upside-down Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	shaking Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	blurry Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	mirror Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	bouncing Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	bouncing Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	bouncing coward's Jim Carey's fireproof bonesaw	0		Monster Level: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	frightening strapping vermiculite shield	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	ship's lantern of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	double-paned Temple Grandin's heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	normal half-sized traditional gingerloaf	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	lousy Scotch and eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	energized non-enhanced counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	bad &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	miniature toothsome blurry wedge of prize-winning cheese	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	tarnished ionized gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 18
12179	stanky medical-grade glimmering crystal	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	upside-down loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	jittery twirling boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	narrow 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	upside-down fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	twirling unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	yellow narrow Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	improved narrow Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	ionized liquefied anodized bouncing Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	super-galvanized alkaline tumbling Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	ghostly ruddy and dress of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	electrified and dress of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	energized enhanced gray dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	brawny dinosaur bone club	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	clever dinosaur skull helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	tumbling smelly wholesome razor-sharp dinosaur bone corset	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Pork Elf cough syrup	1	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	mirror Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	maroon Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	tumbling bouncing Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	half-sized delicious rat pizza	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	mirror Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	huge purple steel-toed rock-hard wizardly hoverboard	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 14, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	Jack Frost's curative Herculean left shark fin	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	cool fitness tracking bracelet	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	distilled green twirling candy bone	1		
12215	wobbly gray blurry wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	bland discarded hot dog	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	artisanal fortified blinking narrow blinking most of a beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	stale can of tuna	3	decent	
12227	half-sized stale alien salad	2	decent	
12228	rotten ratbatatouille	4	crappy	
12229	spoiled onigiri	3	crappy	
12230	flavorless low-calorie crudit&eacute;s	1	decent	
12231	flavorless sauced mutton	4	decent	
12232	enchanted half-sized moldy blue bouncing hot honey ant	2	crappy	Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 50
12233	half-sized adequate wobbly tomb aspic	2	good	
12234	decent later tots	3	good	
12235	enchanted spoiled gigantic Frutti di Scatoletta	7	crappy	Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	enchanted miniature moldy Pesto alla Marziano	2	crappy	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	adequate jittery Arrattabbattabiata	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	jumbo moldy Orzo di Riso	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	moldy Pasta Grimavera	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	adequate Linguini Ubriacapa	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	spoiled Formica e Pepe	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	decent Tubetto Gelatto	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	normal purple Gnocci Domani	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	pulsating second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	nasty arcane researcher's Space Soldier Helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5
12253	immense rotten ghostly premium turkey leg	9	crappy	
12254	drinkable fuchsia styrofoam cup of mead	3	good	
12255	sword of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
12256	blurry zippy staff	0		Initiative: +20
12257	coward's lute	0		Monster Level: -20
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	aromatic Samson's The Wizard's Android of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
12261	wobbly flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	executive tactical jester's cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	cyan jittery single-use sword	0		
12265	shaking flimsy plastic helmet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
12266	flimsy plastic greaves of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
12267	pulsating Van der Graaf flimsy plastic breastplate	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
12268	huge healthy flimsy plastic shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
12269	spinning packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	spinning baleful Newton's Portable Laughing Stock of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	blurry gray aromatic coward's Staff of Anachronistic Churning of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +1
12272	spoiled wobbly classic banana	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	toothsome mirror watermelon	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	flavorless quince	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	huge Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	miniature flavorless classic banana pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	corrupted chilled bouncing essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	deionized banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	special lousy Aesop Daiquiri	4	decent	Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	practically non-alcoholic bad Monkey Congress	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	delicious watermelon pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	cold-filtered boiled concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	flattened boiled Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	high-proof mediocre mirror Melonegroni	10	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	smooth Melonade Spritz	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	tiny flavorless quince pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	flattened cyan quince quaff	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	oxidized enhanced corrupted Quickquince	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	delicious blinking Quiskey Sour	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	perfectly mixed twirling squat Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	drinkable watered-down Roth IPA	2	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	educational underdraft protection of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	snack-sized stale soybean futures	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	non-polymerized diffused housing bubble	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	modified warmed ionized wobbly cyan Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 44
12298	nippy Temple Grandin's financial instrument	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	flame-retardant hedge fund clippers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	extremely unsafe selling shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	skewed bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	greasy 401k ring of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	tumbling balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	non-denatured invisible hand	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	double-nitrogenated circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	galvanized blinking mint	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	narrow savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	dehydrated tumbling tumbling fuchsia toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	pickled huge narrow intangible asset	1		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	dehydrated blurry liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	teal gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	wobbly cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	perfectly mixed Malattia Becco Malbec	3	EPIC	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	blinking Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	bouncing Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"