-1	lousy weak jittery Petite Porter	2	decent	
-2	delicious watered-down Scrawny Stout	2	awesome	
-3	drinkable strong Infinitesimal IPA	5	good	
-4	tolerable irresponsibly strong cyan eggnogtini	9	good	
-5	artisanal candycaine	4	EPIC	
-6	acceptable maroon braincracker sweet	4	good	
-16	acceptable fermented honey	3	good	
-17	bad triple-distilled moons-shine	8	decent	
-18	perfectly mixed gin	4	EPIC	
-19	extra-dry acceptable ecto-nog	5	good	
-20	artisanal bouncing hot toady	4	EPIC	
-21	delicious hot choculate	4	awesome	
-49	mediocre ghostly Cyder	3	decent	
-50	hand-crafted weak bouncing Oil Nog	2	EPIC	
-51	mediocre Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	decent	
-58	artisanal Grimacider	3	EPIC	
-59	hand-crafted watered-down shaking Isotope Nog	2	EPIC	
-60	high-proof artisanal Mutagin 'n' Tonic	10	EPIC	
-70	special mediocre watered-down Gin and Herring	2	decent	
-71	smooth watered-down Black and Tan and Red All Over	2	awesome	
-72	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic olive Antarctic Ice Tea	1	EPIC	
-76	artisanal ghostly CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	4	EPIC	
-77	perfectly mixed tumbling CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	EPIC	
-78	boozy acceptable CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	5	good	
-82	practically non-alcoholic artisanal yellow Horseradish-infused Vodka	1	EPIC	
-83	acceptable Jerkitini	4	good	
-84	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Desert Island Iced Tea	1	EPIC	
-88	bad triple-distilled jittery Crimbo Saketini	7	decent	
-89	perfectly mixed weak ghostly Crimboku Drop	2	EPIC	
-90	smooth blurry Flaming Crimbo Log	3	awesome	
-107	smooth high-proof pulsating Fortified Eggnog Slurry	10	awesome	
-108	bad watered-down Hot Buttered Rum	2	decent	
-109	tolerable Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	good