1	ghostly seal-clubbing club	0		
2	blurry seal tooth	0		
3	lime green studded helmet turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	occult ravioli hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	squat teal nasty disco mask	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	twirling mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	compressed skewed spinning gray moxie weed	1		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 20
15	dehydrated purple strongness elixir	1		
16	altered magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 20
17	bland mirror spinning noodles	4	decent	
18	blurry lime green tortoise's blessing	0		
19	twirling reassuring asparagus knife	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
20	mirror Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	ghostly meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	tumbling seal-toothed rock	0		
32	wobbly ruddy Bjorn's Hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	purple fortified Dolphin King's crown	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	Knob Goblin scimitar of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
36	purple Knob Goblin tongs of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
37	upside-down groovy viking helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	lard-coated Knob Goblin pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	high-proof aged ice-cold Sir Schlitz	8	awesome	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	blinking worthless knick-knack	0		
46	mirror shaking figurine	0		
47	rotten jittery skewed hot buttered roll	4	crappy	
48	jittery heart of rock and roll	0		
49	adequate twirling bowl of cottage cheese	3	good	
50	huge ruddy Rock and Roll Legend	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	hale Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	tumbling banjo strings	0		
53	supercool stone banjo	0		Moxie Percent: +20
54	shaking scandalous Sinatra's Disco Banjo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	stylish 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	blue blinking slingshot	0		
60	greedy Mace of the Tortoise	0		Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	bland super-sized fortune cookie	5	decent	
62	stiffened oriole-feather headdress	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	tumbling squat action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	olive twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	blinking Oprah's Herculean Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	energetic stakes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
72	bouncing frosty barskin hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	narrow barskin tent	0		
74	mirror Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	blurry Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	brainy stick	0		Mysticality: +5
78	shellacked pretty bouquet	0		Damage Reduction: 7
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	high-proof bad ghostly ice-cold Willer	8	decent	
82	purple wobbly ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	purple meat from yesterday	0		
88	mirror meat stack	0		
89	blue sword hilt	0		
90	twirling huge yellow helmet recipe	0		
91	twirling pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	basic meat sword of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
94	nasty basic meat pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	Herculean basic meat helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	frosty dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
97	upside-down greasy deadly pimpin' meat hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	blurry frosty hardened staff	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +10
104	spinning scarecrow	0		
105	jumbo moldy bowl of charms	5	crappy	
106	upside-down ketchup	1	decent	
107	catsup	1	decent	
108	ghostly stick	0		
109	spinning jittery gray crossbow string	0		
110	avaricious basic meat staff	0		Meat Drop: +30
111	huge bouncing basic meat crossbow of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
112	savvy sage meatloaf helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: 30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	frosty dripping meat sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
114	vibrating dripping meat staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
115	dripping meat crossbow of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
116	Bugfinder Blade of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	narrow cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	upside-down empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	ghostly yellow lightning-fast Gnollish autoplunger	0		Initiative: +40
128	Newton's meat pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	Fonzie's third-hand nunchaku	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
130	toasty eyepatch	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	mirror green frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	spinning dope wheels	0		
138	shaking ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	squat valuable trinket	0		
140	twirling dingy planks	0		
141	teal dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	green cottage	0		
144	narrow jittery stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	green barbed-wire fence	0		
146	upside-down dinghy plans	0		
147	blinking eXtreme meat sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
148	narrow MacGyver's eXtreme meat staff	0		Maximum MP: +100
149	ruddy eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
150	tumbling horrifying Scalp of Gorgolok of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	Elder Turtle Shell of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	hardy thinker's Colander of Em-er'il	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	yellow beefy Ancient Saucehelm of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	lion tamer's hardy Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	olive reassuring El Sombrero De Lopez of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	spinning guild application	0		
157	mirror Dramatic™ range	0		
158	yellow Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	pulsating wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	miniature adequate upside-down ghuol egg	2	good	
162	bite-sized adequate upside-down ghuol egg quiche	1	good	
163	squat sinister skeleton bone	0		Spell Damage: +10
164	smart skull	0		
165	pulsating skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	normal ghuol-ear kabob	3	good	
168	jittery deadly bone rattle	0		Weapon Damage: +5
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	blue lihc eye	0		
171	snack-sized moldy lihc eye pie	2	crappy	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	wobbly taco shell	0		
174	blinking Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	tiny normal uncooked chorizo	1	good	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	narrow brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	flavorless snack-sized chorizo taco	2	decent	
180	lousy ice-cold fotie	4	decent	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bouncing narrow bat wing	0		
184	tumbling briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	blue loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	red guano coffee cup	0		
191	groovy batskin belt	0		Moxie Percent: +10
192	fuchsia batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	thinker's Mr. Accessory	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only
195	eXtreme nose ring of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	cyan rat appendix	0		
199	ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
200	special stale squat rat appendix kabob	4	decent	Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 45
201	bland bat wing kabob	3	decent	
202	adequate gigantic carob chunks	6	good	
203	herbs	0		
204	stale carob chunk cookies	3	decent	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	red piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	crappy	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wobbly wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	greedy nasty filthy corduroys	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	shaking Fonzie's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	thick normal gray carob brownies	5	good	
217	big stale special herb brownies	5	decent	Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 40
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	ghostly gnoll teeth	0		
221	razor-sharp gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
222	narrow phat turquoise bead	0		
223	rock-hard phat turquoise bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 5
224	blurry stanky eyepatch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	decent bite-sized shaking tofu casserole	1	good	
226	pickled can of Red Minotaur	1	EPIC	Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 40
227	narrow Kentucky-fried meat sword of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
228	Rosewater's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
229	therapeutic Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
230	twirling sizzling dead guy's watch	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	ghostly Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	Van der Graaf Bigger Bugfinder Blade of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	perfectly mixed skewed bottle of gin	3	EPIC	
238	extra-dry acceptable bottle of vodka	5	good	
239	blue dangerous deadly Orcish baseball cap	0		Weapon Damage: 15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	ribald Orcish cargo shorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	curative Orcish frat-paddle	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
242	normal huge	10	good	
243	stale grapefruit	4	decent	
244	fancy yummy grapes	4	awesome	Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 25
245	flavorless olive	3	decent	
246	stale tomato	4	decent	
247	maroon fermenting powder	0		
248	hand-crafted salty dog	3	EPIC	
249	artisanal fortified bloody mary	5	EPIC	
250	artisanal watered-down squat maroon jittery screwdriver	2	EPIC	
251	watered-down lousy martini	2	decent	
252	tolerable jittery bloody beer	4	good	
253	weak mediocre shot of schnapps	2	decent	
254	drinkable shot of grapefruit schnapps	4	good	
255	hand-crafted fine wine	3	EPIC	
256	watered-down tolerable teal shot of tomato schnapps	2	good	
257	tolerable twirling maroon extra-spicy bloody mary	4	good	
258	narrow dense meat stack	0		
259	jittery snake skin	0		
260	enchanted normal White Citadel fries	3	good	Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 25
261	tasty tumbling White Citadel burger	3	awesome	
262	flavorless snack-sized piece of wedding cake	2	decent	
263	spoiled chocolate chips	4	crappy	
264	miniature bland chocolate chip cookies	2	decent	
265	brawny satin pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	weak tolerable lightning	2	good	
267	manspreader's mullet wig	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	huge asbestos-lined meat cowboy hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
270	huge olive picket fence	0		
271	diluted barbell	1		
272	boiled pulsating concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	pickled moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	blurry mosquito larva	0		
276	bouncing leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	dehydrated extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 20
278	pickled twirling jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	vaporized skewed suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	boxer's gasmask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	careful walrus-tusk earring	0		Monster Level: -10
286	deadly ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
287	Boris's ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
288	potato sprout	0		
289	wool Jarlsberg's earring	0		Cold Resistance: +1
290	Sneaky Pete's breath spray of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
291	pulsating sharpshooter's wholesome can of maces	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
292	healthy rubber axe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
293	energetic razor-sharp chef's hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	greasy pail	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	olive supercool demonskin trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	Lo Pan's dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	polarized tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 45
298	chilled green lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 14
299	polymerized super-galvanized pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 37
300	pickled oxidized jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 66
301	flat dough	0		
302	miniature bland Knob sausage	2	decent	
303	stale special yellow Knob mushroom	3	decent	Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 15
304	dry noodles	0		
305	wobbly ribald Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	Annie Oakley's Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	altered polarized bouncing Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 48
308	Annie Oakley's Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	twirling reassuring Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	hale Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Maximum HP: +20
311	blue hill of beans	0		
312	greasy Knob Goblin visor	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	upside-down upside-down Crown of the Goblin King of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	decent bean burrito	3	good	
315	immense stale bean burrito	8	decent	
316	bland diet shaking insanely bean burrito	1	decent	
317	tiny stale yellow bean burrito	1	decent	
318	rotten gigantic bean burrito	9	crappy	
319	moldy half-sized mirror insanely bean burrito	2	crappy	
320	decent thick mirror bat haggis	5	good	
321	rotten immense menudo	8	crappy	
322	rotten goat cheese	3	crappy	
323	moldy fancy plain pizza	3	crappy	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 5
324	low-calorie rotten mirror sausage pizza	1	crappy	
325	thick stale goat cheese pizza	5	decent	
326	massive bland narrow mushroom pizza	6	decent	
327	jittery goat	0		
328	aged weak bottle of whiskey	2	awesome	
329	resourceful goat beard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	crappy	
331	acceptable tumbling Canadian	3	good	
332	rotten lemon	3	crappy	
333	stale tumbling lime	3	decent	
334	fortified sabre teeth	0		Damage Absorption: +60
335	fuchsia mirror sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	flame-retardant consolation ribbon	0		Hot Resistance: +1
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	ghostly tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	ionized triple-oxidized shaking Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 19
341	corrupted maroon bouncing ghostly Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 31
342	twirling Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	ionized Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 33
344	lime green Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	bouncing Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	miser's ninja mask	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	spinning hot katana blade	0		
351	wobbly manspreader's brainy icy-hot katana	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10
352	banded ninja hot pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	purple ninja stars	0		
354	spinning narrow MacGyver's arcane researcher's nunchaku	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100
355	gray sage eXtreme scarf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	green groovy snowboarder pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	adequate squat green gr8ps	4	good	
359	gigantic stale t8r tots	6	decent	
360	tumbling shaking slick miner's helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	aromatic miner's pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	7-Foot Dwarven mattock of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	ghostly jittery asbestos ore	0		
365	upside-down chrome ore	0		
366	huge linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	mirror linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	blurry asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	dangerous smartaleck's linoleum sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10
379	double-paned steel-toed linoleum staff	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +5
380	rosy-cheeked linoleum crossbow of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25
381	lime green scorching cool asbestos sword	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +25
382	ghostly tumbling Newton's asbestos staff of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15
383	tumbling sage stylish asbestos crossbow	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10
384	flame-wreathed chrome sword of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
385	blinking Socratic chrome staff of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50
386	twirling strapping chrome crossbow of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +3
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	red pulsating Sherlock's meaty helmet turtle	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	zippy asbestos helmet turtle	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	tumbling linoleum helmet turtle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	tumbling horrifying chrome helmet turtle	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	lime green Fonzie's penguin shorts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	inspector's yakskin pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	yellow Sherlock's hippopotamus pants	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	shaking fortified eXtreme mittens	0		Damage Absorption: +60
400	red handful of drink tickets	0		
401	spinning Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	swashbuckling pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	coward's shoulder parrot	0		Monster Level: -20
404	dog trainer's acoustic guitarrr	0		Experience (familiar): +1
405	sunken chest	0		
406	narrow pirate pelvis	0		
407	lime green pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	perfumed sk8board	0		Stench Resistance: +5
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	gray skewed Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
414	twirling purple aromatic crowbarrr	0		Stench Resistance: +1
415	dog trainer's leotarrrd	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	razor-sharp safarrri hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	polymerized oxidized henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 59
418	super-quantum super-ionized Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 63
419	quadruple-pickled serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 29
420	pickled ionized ionized cyan tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 54
421	triple-chilled magnetized philter of phorce	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 59
422	irradiated potion of potency	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 25
423	tarnished deionized skewed cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 32
424	polarized energized ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 28
425	alkaline colloidal ghostly upside-down oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 22
426	quadruple-unsweetened extra-diffused fuchsia potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 24
427	executive box	0		Meat Drop: +40, Wiki Name: "box"
428	purple nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	skewed clown shoes of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25
432	razor-sharp bloody clown pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	therapeutic balloon helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	upside-down horrifying crafty balloon sword	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	blurry bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	maroon chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	upside-down beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	squat dance instructor's box-in-the-box	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	toasty box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Hot Damage: +5
448	inspector's sharpshooter's foolscap fool's cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	hardened clown nose	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Clowniness: 25
450	tumbling pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	upside-down pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	flavorless jumbo olive	3	decent	
456	practically non-alcoholic mediocre jittery dry martini	1	decent	
457	beefcake's ye olde golde frontes	0		Muscle: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pulsating pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	normal wobbly pixel pie	3	good	
468	ghostly lime green ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	artisanal practically non-alcoholic enchanted Imp Ale	1	EPIC	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 10
471	snack-sized stale hot wing	2	decent	
472	zippy diamond-studded cane	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	skewed steel-toed crutch	0		Damage Reduction: 9
474	cast	0		
475	scandalous ruddy mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	jittery yellow groovy infernal insoles of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	Mr. Container of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	Newbiesport™ backpack of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	veiny hemp backpack	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	ghostly snakehead charrrm	0		
486	razor-sharp Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
487	coward's arrrgyle socks	0		Monster Level: -20
488	guitar pick	0		
489	bouncing drab sonata	0		
490	huge teal flame-retardant hardy mesh cap	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	blurry enormous belt buckle	0		
492	mirror dance instructor's chaps of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	blurry tumbling Oprah's batblade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	maroon gnatwing	0		
498	snack-sized bland bouncing papaya	2	decent	
499	asbestos-lined denim axe of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5
500	narrow Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	immense adequate Elfin shortbread	6	good	
502	red pagoda plans	0		
503	flavorless blurry skewered cat appendix	3	decent	
504	spinning evil arches	0		
505	therapeutic gnatwing earring of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
506	spoiled Hell broth	3	crappy	
507	ghostly stanky thunderrr guitarrr	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	rotten pulsating Boris's key lime pie	4	crappy	
514	stale upside-down pulsating Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	decent	
515	adequate Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	good	
516	ghostly Hey Deze map	0		
517	yellow bejeweled accordion strap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	bouncing mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	ghostly leaflet	0		
521	vibrating kickback cookbook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	fancy artisanal papaya sling	4	EPIC	Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 15
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	olive volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	mirror blinking shaking fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	boiled spray paint	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 30
531	greedy special sauce glove	0		Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	careful ladle of mystery	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	lime green tumbling abridged dictionary	0		
535	ghostly bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	ghostly wicked f3d0r4	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	alkaline unsweetened nitrogenated red Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 23
541	bouncing prompt draggin' ball hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	aromatic ribald 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	fancy delicious Trollhouse cookies	4	awesome	Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 15
544	mirror grievous talons of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20
545	fancy moldy Spam Witch sammich	3	crappy	Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 25
546	jittery olive meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	pulsating yellow 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	blurry 33398 scroll	0		
551	tumbling 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	gray 31337 scroll	0		
554	bland pr0n cocktail	3	decent	
555	stiffened drywall axe of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25
556	wobbly horrifying Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Spooky Damage: +25
557	perfectly mixed tumbling whiskey and cola	4	EPIC	
558	fancy super-sized decent papaya taco	5	good	Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 5
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	moldy stalk of asparagus	4	crappy	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	artisanal extra-dry Mad Train wine	5	EPIC	
565	healthy hobo gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
566	jittery blue bum cheek of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	pulsating hermit script	0		
568	bland snack-sized Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2	decent	
569	normal thick squat Lord of the Flies-sized fries	5	good	
570	enchanted normal Chicken Sandwich	4	good	Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 45
571	wobbly Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	decent	
572	stale Children's Meal of the Damned	3	decent	
573	stale thick noodles	5	decent	
574	moldy noodles	4	crappy	
575	flavorless bite-sized painful penne pasta	1	decent	
576	miniature adequate ghostly ravioli della hippy	2	good	
577	miniature spoiled pr0n m4nic0tti	2	crappy	
578	bland narrow Hell ramen	3	decent	
579	stale lime green boring spaghetti	3	decent	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	blinking schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	pulsating pulsating Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	rotten fettucini Inconnu	3	crappy	
584	normal snack-sized spaghetti with Skullheads	2	good	
585	flavorless gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	decent	
586	executive hale ridiculously huge sword	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40
587	non-enhanced magnetized upside-down super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 24
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	adequate bite-sized ghostly cocoa eggshell fragment	1	good	
590	flavorless jumbo cocoa eggshell fragment	5	decent	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	jittery phonics down	0		
594	Socratic amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
595	mirror scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	gray Temple Grandin's titanium assault umbrella	0		Familiar Weight: +7
597	educational Mohawk wig	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	spinning strapping pants of the Slug Lord	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	jittery dance instructor's Dr. Hobo's scalpel of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
601	red Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	red Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	narrow squat Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	green S.O.C.K.	0		
610	blurry procrastination potion	0		
611	mirror D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	pickled electrified probability potion	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 28
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	magnetized Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67
618	frozen Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 43
619	lightning-fast needle	0		Initiative: +40
620	ionized spinning thin candle	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 31
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	blurry WA	0		
624	upside-down NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	pulsating ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	curative eye	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	executive furry pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	Lo Pan's disturbing fanfic	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
633	narrow nippy wolf mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	skewed narrow Oprah's paper umbrella	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	perfumed deadly asshat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	special stale abominable snowcone	3	decent	Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 25
640	Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	enchanted spoiled toast	3	crappy	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 45
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	skewed Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	stale narrow fruitcake	3	decent	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	stiffened Crimbo sword	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	red squat lard-coated Crimbo hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	shaking cyan Crimbo pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	tumbling gravedigger's exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Spooky Damage: +10
652	quantum egg	0		
653	narrow intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	shaking star	0		
655	line	0		
656	bouncing star chart	0		
657	star sword of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
658	star crossbow of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
659	hardened star staff	0		Damage Reduction: 3
660	tumbling star pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	Fonzie's star hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	wizardly star buckler	0		Mysticality: +25
663	blurry star throwing star	0		
664	upside-down upside-down star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	ghostly prompt medical-grade slick steaming evil	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
667	castle map	0		
668	deadly spiked femur	0		Weapon Damage: +5
669	half-sized bland ghuol guolash	2	decent	
670	extremely unsafe lihc face	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	smartaleck's grave robbing shovel of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
672	delicious blurry cranberries	4	awesome	
673	drinkable vodka and cranberry	3	good	
674	artisanal whiskey	3	EPIC	
675	skewed Jim Carey's skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Monster Level: +25
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	yellow badass belt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	artisanal roll in the hay	3	EPIC	
680	tolerable slap and tickle	3	good	
681	artisanal slip 'n' slide	3	EPIC	
682	drinkable narrow a sump'm sump'm	3	good	
683	tolerable horizontal tango	3	good	
684	strong hand-crafted upside-down pink pony	5	EPIC	
685	medical-grade healthy Newton's Mr. Shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
686	hale knuckles	0		Maximum HP: +20
687	nitrogenated dry upside-down blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 13
688	supercool pixel hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	sinister pixel pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	perfumed pixel sword	0		Stench Resistance: +5
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	huge smooth harem girl t-shirt	0		Moxie: +15
694	occult Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
696	beefy frilly shirt	0		Muscle: +10
697	Herculean soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
698	Jeselnik's loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
699	Annie Oakley's pirate shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
700	smartaleck's filthy hippy poncho	0		Moxie Percent: +30
701	floral print shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
702	coconut bikini top of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
703	skewed blinking sharpshooter's goth kid t-shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
704	hamethyst	0		
705	lime green ghostly jittery baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	yellow ring setting	0		
709	bouncing jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	Usain Bolt's Fonzie's hamethyst earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +80
712	aromatic Temple Grandin's sage hamethyst necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
713	twirling twirling energetic strapping hamethyst bracelet	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
714	smelly Jack Frost's smartaleck's hamethyst ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
715	family-friendly frosty baconstone earring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
716	jittery stylish baconstone pendant of the brazier	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
717	purple baconstone bracelet of Tarzan of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
718	shaking double-paned friendly energetic baconstone ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
719	Sherlock's rosy-cheeked porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25
720	executive fireproof porquoise necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
721	gravedigger's therapeutic porquoise bracelet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
722	stiffened stylish beefy porquoise ring	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
723	big moldy Knoll mushroom	5	crappy	
724	stale spinning bouncing mushroom	3	decent	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	zippy huge mirror shard	0		Initiative: +20
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	wobbly hedge maze key	0		
729	shaking fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	huge squat fish hose	0		
732	bouncing hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	upside-down auspicious rosy-cheeked makeshift SCUBA gear of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater
735	olive jittery bouncing asbestos-lined easter egg balloon	0		Hot Resistance: +5
736	wobbly stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	grievous tambourine	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
741	broken skull	0		
742	massive spoiled wobbly Knoll shroomkabob	10	crappy	
743	flavorless cyan mushroom	3	decent	
744	deionized denatured dry hair spray	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 65
746	stat script	0		
747	shaking shaking Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	stale thick bouncing warm mushroom	5	decent	
750	bland mushroom quesadilla	3	decent	
751	stale wobbly cool mushroom	3	decent	
752	adequate cool mushroom casserole	4	good	
753	fancy snack-sized stale pointy mushroom	2	decent	Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 10
754	tasty cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	awesome	
755	delicious half-sized mushroom	2	awesome	
756	rotten thick mushroom	5	crappy	
757	normal mushroom	3	good	
758	decent immense ghost cucumber	6	good	
759	dill	0		
760	squat vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	weak smooth especially salty dog	2	awesome	
763	mirror wobbly lime green ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	flavorless spectral pickle	4	decent	
765	olive briny vinegar	0		
766	shaking ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	nitrogenated warmed mirror mirror cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 53
768	squat spork of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
769	spinning padded voodoo doll	0		Damage Absorption: +20
770	lime green lightning-fast extremely unsafe basic meat fez	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	shaking twirling tassel	0		
772	boxer's foon	0		Muscle Percent: +10
773	pulsating squat skewed frosty banded basic meat spork	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10
774	nasty beefy basic meat foon	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +5
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	curative kneecapping stick	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
777	squat groovy iron pasta spoon	0		Moxie Percent: +10
778	sharpshooter's support cummerbund	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	maroon scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	chilled mafia aria	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 29
782	pulsating Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	perfectly mixed lime green Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	decent diet strawberry	1	good	
787	artisanal extra-dry bottle of rum	5	EPIC	
788	enchanted mediocre strawberry daiquiri	3	decent	Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 45
789	fortified aged rum and cola	5	awesome	
790	hand-crafted grog	3	EPIC	
791	horrifying scorching Mafia bow tie	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	wholesome Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only
793	Vulcanized oil of stability	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 16
794	modified quadruple-tarnished altered skewed oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 68
795	watered-down lousy jittery Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	friendly extremely unsafe cement shoes of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	triple-distilled bad bouncing rockin' wagon	7	decent	
798	artisanal ocean motion	3	EPIC	
799	drinkable fuzzbump	4	good	
800	spoiled bite-sized poutine	1	crappy	
801	rotten huge Knob stir-fry	4	crappy	
804	bite-sized stale upside-down blue Knoll stir-fry	1	decent	
805	flavorless gigantic stir-fry	8	decent	
806	half-sized decent spinning asparagus stir-fry	2	good	
807	delicious tumbling olive stir-fry	3	awesome	
808	decent green Knob sausage stir-fry	3	good	
809	bite-sized adequate wobbly bat wing stir-fry	1	good	
810	flavorless upside-down rat appendix stir-fry	3	decent	
811	moldy tofu stir-fry	4	crappy	
812	spoiled jittery pr0n stir-fry	4	crappy	
813	decent gigantic narrow Knob shells	7	good	
814	adequate maroon bätzle	3	good	
815	decent yellow ratini	4	good	
816	bland shaking Knob stroganoff	4	decent	
817	flavorless massive lime green menudo ravioli	9	decent	
818	plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	squat swirly potion	0		
821	skewed wobbly bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	blurry cloudy potion	0		
824	twirling effervescent potion	0		
825	ghostly fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	normal gigantic yellow royal jelly	8	good	
831	small box	0		
832	skewed box	0		
833	savvy vorpal blade	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
834	quilted groovy cornuthaum	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	ghostly reassuring ring of aggravate monster	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
836	adequate big mind flayer corpse	5	good	
837	hand-crafted Uovo Marcio Shiraz	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	frightening chaotic Mafia stogie	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	aged triple-distilled Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	7	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	twirling Van der Graaf savvy Mafia violin case	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	watered-down acceptable tomato daiquiri	2	good	
842	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted narrow red beertini	1	EPIC	
843	lousy salty slug	3	decent	
844	lousy practically non-alcoholic papaya slung	1	decent	
845	MAHI fez of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	spinning ghostly hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	mirror prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	olive shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	tumbling blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	squat upside-down sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	gray palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	blinking chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	wobbly shaving cream	0		
867	anodized pine tar	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 36
869	forest tears	0		
870	cyan spinning shellacked fetus-smashing club	0		Damage Reduction: 7
871	ghostly wobbly meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	skewed Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	family-friendly mansplainer's crazy bastard sword of bravery	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
876	pulsating scandalous rosy-cheeked stylish incredibly dense meat gem	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5
877	pulsating nasty Talisman of Baio	0		Stench Damage: +5
878	padded hypnodisk	0		Damage Absorption: +20
879	cold-filtered corrupted altered bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 29
880	tumbling Fonzie's disbelief suspenders	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
881	twirling purple wool supportive bra	0		Cold Resistance: +1
882	upside-down Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	jittery maple syrup	1	good	
884	nippy los chinos	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	sinister axe	0		Spell Damage: +10
886	blurry leaflet	0		
887	squat leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	scandalous balaclava	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	rotten balaclava baklava	4	crappy	
891	wobbly beefy Warehouse 23 bling	0		Muscle: +10
892	Herculean strapping bugbear-smiting sword of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50
893	distilled bad lumbering jack	5	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	jittery Ms. Accessory of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Softcore Only
896	up-at-dawn wizardly Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	fuchsia 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	weak hand-crafted skewed Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	shaking quilted beefy school Mafia knickerbockers of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	unsweetened galvanized spinning Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 27
906	anodized jittery Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 28
907	electrified improved corrupted teal Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 27
908	triple-oxidized teal Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 55
909	energized corrupted twirling Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 53
910	bland dwarf bread	3	decent	
911	alkaline moist Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 17
912	quadruple-irradiated tarnished pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 51
913	quadruple-irradiated adjusted kobold	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 60
914	bouncing hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	bouncing yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	fuchsia huge nasty intergalactic pom poms of doom	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	blue Radio Free Baseball Cap of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	thinker's Radio Free Pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	olive skewed Oprah's Radio Free Foil	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	special flavorless radio button candy	4	decent	Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 5
922	squat resourceful severed rocking horse head	0		Maximum MP: +50
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	cyan dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	flattened oxidized mirror Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 13
927	irresponsibly strong special lousy Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	9	decent	Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-12"
928	dangerous fuzzy bracelets	0		Weapon Damage: +10
929	arse-shooting crossbow of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
931	watered-down perfectly mixed wobbly yellow spiced rum	2	EPIC	
932	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted eggnog	1	super EPIC	
933	bland tumbling candy cane	4	decent	
934	flavorless huge gingerbread bugbear	4	decent	
935	inspector's imitation nice watch	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	lion tamer's plastic sword	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	mirror beefcake's bowler	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	Temple Grandin's baleful bow staff	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	tumbling rock-hard bowlegged pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	ghostly skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	enchanted irresponsibly strong artisanal purple martini	9	EPIC	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2004-12"
949	tolerable weak grogtini	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	tolerable cherry bomb	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	narrow flame-retardant hockey mask of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	wobbly orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	shaking Jack Frost's fez of etymology	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	decent immense blurry carob chunk noodles	9	good	
957	delicious chorizo brownies	4	awesome	
958	adequate tiny chocolate and tomato pizza	1	good	
959	flange	0		
960	gray squat clockwork key	0		
961	purple silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	blinking Samson's groovy plastic seal clubber	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5
964	shaking nippy boxer's plastic turtle tamer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10
965	sinister plastic pastamancer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +10
966	spinning deadly plastic sauceror of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
967	huge beefcake's plastic disco bandit of doom	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
968	sharpshooter's plastic accordion thief of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
969	upside-down educational plastic mosquito	0		Experience: +1
970	tumbling plastic leprechaun of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
971	MacGyver's plastic levitating potato	0		Maximum MP: +100
972	plastic angry goat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
973	nasty plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Stench Damage: +5
974	blurry razor-sharp plastic fuzzy dice	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
975	plastic pirate skeleton of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
976	fuchsia wobbly supercool plastic barrrnacle	0		Moxie Percent: +20
977	mirror beefy plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Muscle: +10
978	fortified plastic stab bat	0		Damage Absorption: +60
979	shaking wobbly smooth plastic grue	0		Moxie: +15
980	huge plastic blood-faced volleyball of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
981	hardy plastic ghuol whelp	0		Maximum HP: +50
982	Van der Graaf plastic baby gravy fairy	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
983	blinking crafty plastic cocoabo	0		Maximum MP: +10
984	hardened plastic star starfish	0		Damage Reduction: 3
985	greasy plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
986	personal trainer's plastic killer bee	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
987	ghostly rock-hard plastic Cheshire bat	0		Damage Reduction: 5
988	plastic coffee pixie of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
989	green toasty plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
990	occult plastic hermit	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
991	zippy Temple Grandin's forbidden plastic Boris	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +20
992	scorching curative hardened plastic Jarlsberg	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
993	plastic Sneaky Pete of extreme caution of the empath of the detective	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +20
994	blurry family-friendly plastic Susie	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
995	small tasty Lucky Surprise Egg	2	awesome	
998	upside-down maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	narrow maid head	0		
1000	blurry Meat maid	0		
1002	squat Rosewater's Xlyinia's notebook	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1003	soda water	0		
1004	artisanal bottle of tequila	3	EPIC	
1005	mediocre boxed wine	3	decent	
1006	fancy decent small upside-down cherry	2	good	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 20
1007	reassuring coconut shell	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	Rosewater's ice cubes	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1009	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted blurry vodka martini	1	EPIC	
1010	acceptable whiskey and soda	3	good	
1011	perfectly mixed watered-down monkey wrench	2	EPIC	
1012	triple-distilled artisanal tequila sunrise	9	EPIC	
1013	mediocre distilled margarita	5	decent	
1014	mediocre strawberry wine	3	decent	
1015	mediocre triple-distilled bouncing wine spritzer	9	decent	
1016	lousy perpendicular hula	3	decent	
1017	bad ducha de oro	3	decent	
1018	artisanal lime green mirror calle de miel	3	EPIC	
1019	watered-down tolerable dry vodka martini	2	good	
1020	acceptable practically non-alcoholic old-fashioned	1	good	
1021	artisanal pulsating tequila with training wheels	3	EPIC	
1022	mediocre enchanted sangria	4	decent	Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 25
1023	triple-distilled smooth vesper	7	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	spirit-forward hand-crafted bodyslam	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	spirit-forward tolerable sangria del diablo	5	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	pulsating whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	Lo Pan's hippo whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1030	spinning flame-retardant penguin whip	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1031	ghostly yak whip of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1032	jittery crafty gnauga hide whip	0		Maximum MP: +10
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	teal fortified hippo skin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1035	supercharged penguin skin buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1036	gray fireproof yakskin buckler	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1037	squat chilly gnauga hide buckler	0		Cold Damage: +5
1038	dry adjusted Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 37
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	fancy acceptable boozy jittery beer	5	good	Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
1042	upside-down therapeutic string of beads	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1043	string of beads of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1044	Jeselnik's string of beads	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1045	wool plastic bottle opener	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1046	mirror Usain Bolt's Da Vinci's traffic cone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	acceptable watered-down N. O. Beer	2	good	
1048	diluted spinning oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 20
1049	diluted squat yellow oyster egg	1		
1050	dried blinking oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	distilled oyster egg	1		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 20
1053	boiled mirror yellow shaking oyster egg	1		
1054	altered bouncing jittery oyster egg	1		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
1055	blurry shaking plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	dried bouncing shaking puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 20
1057	modified puce oyster egg	1		
1058	modified puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	diluted wobbly ghostly mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	boiled pulsating mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	denatured mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 5
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	distilled lime green twirling oyster egg	1		
1065	boiled tumbling fuchsia oyster egg	1		
1066	compressed oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	diluted blinking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 20
1069	twisted narrow twirling oyster egg	1		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 40
1070	modified blurry oyster egg	1		
1071	tumbling plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	altered ghostly huge off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	distilled blue ghostly off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 50
1074	dehydrated squat blurry off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	boiled spinning squat oyster egg	1		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 10
1077	altered blinking oyster egg	1		
1078	denatured wobbly huge cyan oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	tumbling upside-down gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	blurry clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	gray jittery clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	spinning clockwork sheet	0		
1093	blinking clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	Da Vinci's clockwork hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	skewed shaking rosewater-soaked clockwork trench coat	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1099	blurry clockwork pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	ghostly rock-hard gnauga hide chaps	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	ghostly clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	maroon upside-down clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	twirling teal clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	twirling huge clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	lime green tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	resourceful Stupid University Diploma of terror of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	upside-down pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	blinking inexplicably rock	0		
1122	mirror twirling fairy gravy	0		
1123	wool halfberd	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1124	small glove	0		
1125	jittery Socratic glove of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
1126	teal toothpick of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1127	aromatic ninja sword	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1128	bouncing teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	groovy sequined fez	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	tumbling Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	Oprah's star shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	anodized magnetized pulsating eyeliner	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 32
1136	cold-filtered squat shaking lipstick	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
1137	bicycle chain of the empath of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25
1138	bouncing skewed mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	weak perfectly mixed mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1140	practically non-alcoholic delicious icy mushroom wine	1	awesome	
1141	lousy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1142	lousy practically non-alcoholic pointy mushroom wine	1	decent	
1143	practically non-alcoholic aged flat mushroom wine	1	awesome	
1144	mediocre cool mushroom wine	4	decent	
1145	drinkable practically non-alcoholic knob mushroom wine	1	good	
1146	acceptable knoll mushroom wine	4	good	
1147	hand-crafted bouncing mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1148	high-proof artisanal blurry shot of flower schnapps	7	EPIC	
1149	half-sized normal flower petal pie	2	good	
1150	perfectly mixed weak enchanted bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 20
1151	skewed executive quilted discarded plastic fork	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40
1152	teal gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	moldy lime green Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	crappy	
1154	dehydrated Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	decent	
1155	upside-down letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	cyan wholeberd of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1158	flattened olive Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 28
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	supercharged irate sombrero	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	non-ionized huge handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 54
1163	corrupted frozen narrow marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 37
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	spinning hovering sombrero	0		
1166	jittery maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	bouncing plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	blurry skewed cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	spinning tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	jittery all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	blurry long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	blurry teal can of asparagus	0		
1190	teal dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	squat zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	shaking stab bat	0		
1195	maroon apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	blurry bugbear	0		
1200	rotten super-sized mugcake	5	crappy	
1201	bland half-sized squat urinal cake	2	decent	
1202	moldy massive Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	6	crappy	
1203	tasty personalized birthday cake	3	awesome	
1204	bland huge three-tiered wedding cake	7	decent	
1205	half-sized bland tumbling babycakes	2	decent	
1206	small yummy olive velvet cake	2	awesome	
1207	big decent congratulatory cake	5	good	
1208	snack-sized spoiled ghostly angel-food cake	2	crappy	
1209	rotten devil's-food cake	3	crappy	
1210	stale gigantic birthday party jellybean cheesecake	10	decent	
1211	red balloon	0		
1212	maroon balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	skewed wobbly anniversary balloon	0		
1215	blurry Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Sinatra's Mr. Balloon	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1221	balloon	0		
1222	shaking smelly Mr. Eh?	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
1224	shaking zippy educational steel shillelagh of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
1225	huge blurry skewed Lo Pan's baleful educational steel skullcap	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	double-paned baleful steel solitaire of courage	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1227	jittery miser's smelly steel scarf of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
1228	Sherlock's hardened steel slacks of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	cool steel suspenders of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
1230	hale padded smooth pikestaff	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20
1231	lightning-fast knitted frightening pith helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	blinking executive pocketwatch of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
1233	wobbly toasty mansplainer's Van der Graaf pinky ring	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
1234	pulsating miser's rosewater-soaked fireproof pants	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	zippy experienced pendant	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +20, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	Oprah's hockey stick of furious angry rage of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	gray limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	shaking shaking carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	tumbling deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	gray toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	blurry knitted Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1245	quilted Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
1246	tumbling upside-down Sherlock's grievous rib of the Bonerdagon of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Booze Drop: +100
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	gray electrified sage Bonerdagon necklace of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1249	double-paned Boss Bat britches	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	supercharged strapping Boss Bat bling	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1251	decent Knob shroomkabob	3	good	
1252	decent shroomkabob	3	good	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	normal olive huge jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1255	flavorless diet jumping bean burrito	1	decent	
1256	stale skewed insanely jumping bean burrito	4	decent	
1257	yummy tiny skewed rat scrapple	1	awesome	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	nasty Sinatra's traffic cone	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	powdered huge huge Hatorade	1		
1262	careful razor-sharp off-hand balloon of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +7
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	flavorless green gloomy mushroom	4	decent	
1267	blue dead mimic	0		
1268	tumbling pine wand	0		
1269	mirror ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	narrow red boxer's magic lamp	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1274	boiled upside-down Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	quilted basic meat skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	acceptable Otorian Battle Scar	3	good	
1277	brawny basic meat kilt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	frightening meat skirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	dance instructor's meat kilt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	tumbling supercool penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	forbidden penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	tumbling wizardly yakskin skirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	yellow chaotic yakskin kilt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	spinning reassuring hippopotamus skirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	horrifying hippopotamus kilt	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	blurry furry skirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	furry kilt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	rock-hard gnauga hide skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	beefy gnauga hide kilt	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	vacuum-sealed quantum twirling spinning wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 28
1291	knitted Jekyllin hide belt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	blinking maroon electrified ring of adornment	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1294	spinning spinning fireproof greasy ring of increase damage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1295	upside-down ghostly personal trainer's ring of gain strength	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1296	educational ring of resistance	0		Experience: +1
1297	steel-toed ring of fire resistance	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1298	inspector's ring of conflict	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
1299	strapping pirate hook	0		Muscle: +5
1300	scandalous monster bait	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
1301	improved non-corrupted deodorant	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 22
1302	nitrogenated colloidal pulsating wobbly reodorant	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 15
1303	twirling Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	up-at-dawn shellacked traffic cone	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	red unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	jittery attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	maroon comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	nippy Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
1313	wobbly forbidden Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
1314	upside-down coward's Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	cool rose-colored glasses	0		Moxie: +5
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	teal lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	big delicious questionable taco	5	awesome	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	cyan petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	wholesome time helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	gray ghostly Tesla time trousers	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	up-at-dawn time sword	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	purple Cloaca-Cola shield of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1328	mirror Cloaca-Cola fatigues of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	auspicious Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Item Drop: +10
1330	lime green censurious Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	gray Cloaca-Cola helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	bouncing Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	huge Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	up-at-dawn Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
1342	cyan picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	modified pulsating Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 44
1345	corrupted Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	moist enhanced Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 13
1347	pulsating loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	spinning 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	upside-down hardened pinky ring	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
1352	aged redrum	3	awesome	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	rotten bowl of oriole's nest soup	4	crappy	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	perfectly mixed watered-down upside-down Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	EPIC	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	jittery pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	disembodied smile of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	low-calorie spoiled tofurkey leg	1	crappy	
1366	delicious pulsating tofurkey gravy	4	awesome	
1367	normal herbal stuffing	3	good	
1368	fancy toothsome can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	awesome	Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 20
1369	spoiled wobbly yams	4	crappy	
1370	wizardly rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Mysticality: +25
1371	twirling sharpshooter's gingham blouse	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1372	skewed therapeutic souvenir ski t-shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1373	wobbly green sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	tumbling mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	plastic Crimbo wreath of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	plastic Uncle Crimbo of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	plastic Crimbo elf of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	plastic sweet nutcracker of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	gray cool plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	mirror aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	magnetized denatured huge chocolate	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	blurry length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	squat stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	blinking Fonzie's duck-on-a-string of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	tumbling crafty toy train	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	shaking beefy marionette	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	flame-retardant sock monkey	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	Usain Bolt's rag doll	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	mirror can of fake snow of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	wobbly ribald colored-light "necklace"	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	stale purple wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	decent bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	decent snack-sized teal tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	sage Unionize The Elves sign	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	diffused teal snowcone	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	Vulcanized blue snowcone	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	vacuum-sealed triple-vacuum-sealed snowcone	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	modified huge snowcone	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	ionized snowcone	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	quantum shaking snowcone	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	blurry teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	stiffened traffic cone of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	pulsating Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	reassuring scandalous ice sickle	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	blurry lime green ice baby of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	bouncing friendly ice pick	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	Van der Graaf forbidden ice skates	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	decent green jittery grue egg omelette	4	good	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	blurry pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	stale big mushroom	5	decent	
1433	green fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	jittery hot stuffing	0		
1437	wobbly blurry useless powder	0		
1438	quantum twinkly powder	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 15
1439	diffused chilled aerosolized hot powder	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 15
1440	pressed double-magnetized skewed powder	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 42
1441	magnetized narrow powder	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo™", Effect Duration: 28
1442	diffused skewed stench powder	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 16
1443	electrified deionized red mirror sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 14
1444	Vulcanized twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 26
1445	vacuum-sealed narrow purple hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 27
1446	activated narrow nuggets	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
1447	corrupted wet cold-filtered upside-down nuggets	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 62
1448	polarized liquefied stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 21
1449	galvanized denatured sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 41
1450	dried twinkly wad	1		
1451	mixed maroon tumbling hot wad	1		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 40
1452	dried wad	1		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 45
1453	diluted blue ghostly wad	1		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 5
1454	pickled stench wad	1		
1455	powdered narrow sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	half-sized normal Valentine's Day cake	2	good	
1459	twirling arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	spinning velvet box	0		
1461	fuchsia twirling squashed frog	0		
1462	skewed eye of newt	0		
1463	squat salamander spleen	0		
1464	blue sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	shaking suede shortsword	0		
1466	maroon bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	pulsating 25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	lime green slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	mirror ball-and-chain	0		
1474	blurry automatic catapult	0		
1475	maroon pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	huge goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	bouncing football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	wobbly troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	upside-down alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	tumbling friendly rabbit's foot of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	purple dormouse	0		
1490	pulsating shellacked Sinatra's chopsticks	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7
1491	rice bowl of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1492	Temple Grandin's ninja mop	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1493	resourceful cool ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50
1494	adjusted Vulcanized sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	stiffened wizardly traffic cone	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	acceptable gloomy mushroom wine	4	good	
1497	triple-distilled perfectly mixed olive mushroom wine	6	EPIC	
1498	olive McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	bouncing whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	quadruple-adjusted explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	spinning clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	double-electrified pressed tarnished blinking snowcone	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	weak artisanal wobbly calle de miel with a fly in it	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	hand-crafted rockin' wagon with a fly in it	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	hand-crafted perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	perfectly mixed high-proof slap and tickle with a fly in it	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	olive scorching fake hand	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	pickled upside-down Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	twisted Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 5
1514	diluted green Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	dried Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	squat KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	blinking Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	supercool Radio KoL Coffee Mug of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	energetic medical-grade Radio Free Jersey	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	huge joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	flame-wreathed beefcake's corkscrew	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	wobbly fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	gray padded grass skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	reassuring grass hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	pulsating Usain Bolt's grass blade	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	bouncing twirling raffle prize box	0		
1536	shaking homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	yellow sparkly engagement ring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	strapping Grimacite goggles of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	jittery careful Grimacite glaive of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	frosty lion tamer's Grimacite greaves	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	blurry twirling prompt thinker's Grimacite garter	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	gravedigger's Grimacite galoshes of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	personal trainer's educational Grimacite gorget	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	healthy Grimacite guayabera	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	blinking spinning green friendly razor-sharp Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3
1548	up-at-dawn stiffened Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +5
1549	MSG	0		
1550	Da Vinci's second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
1551	tolerable teal bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	good	
1552	hand-crafted bottle of Definit	4	EPIC	
1553	drinkable bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	good	
1554	lousy bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3	decent	
1555	lousy blurry bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	decent	
1556	tolerable weak boxed champagne	2	good	
1557	flavorless kumquat	3	decent	
1558	thick decent tangerine	5	good	
1559	narrow tonic water	0		
1560	decent cocktail onion	4	good	
1561	big adequate enchanted raspberry	5	good	Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 5
1562	decent kiwi	4	good	
1563	bad fancy ghostly whiskey bittersweet	3	decent	Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 15
1564	smooth high-proof narrow mimosette	6	awesome	
1565	hand-crafted tequila sunset	3	EPIC	
1566	smooth blinking pulsating zmobie	4	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	aged distilled gin and tonic	5	awesome	
1568	hand-crafted vodka and tonic	4	EPIC	
1569	artisanal fortified vodka gibson	5	EPIC	
1570	tolerable irresponsibly strong gibson	10	good	
1571	watered-down perfectly mixed parisian cathouse	2	EPIC	
1572	artisanal weak rabbit punch	2	EPIC	
1573	hand-crafted caipifruta	4	EPIC	
1574	irresponsibly strong lousy fuchsia teqiwila	10	decent	
1575	artisanal blinking Divine	3	EPIC	
1576	delicious Gordon Bennett	3	awesome	
1577	mediocre practically non-alcoholic tumbling tangarita	1	decent	
1578	artisanal mandarina colada	4	EPIC	
1579	drinkable gimlet	4	good	
1580	bad spinning brick road	3	decent	
1581	watered-down drinkable blue vodka stratocaster	2	good	
1582	hand-crafted Neuromancer	4	EPIC	
1583	drinkable upside-down prussian cathouse	3	good	
1584	artisanal high-proof Mae West	7	EPIC	
1585	distilled lousy skewed Mon Tiki	5	decent	
1586	perfectly mixed huge teqiwila slammer	3	EPIC	
1587	fancy rotten Knob lo mein	4	crappy	Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 10
1588	low-calorie moldy asparagus lo mein	1	crappy	
1589	immense bland Knoll lo mein	9	decent	
1590	bland shaking olive lo mein	4	decent	
1591	half-sized bland olive lo mein	2	decent	
1592	snack-sized decent hot hi mein	2	good	
1593	adequate hi mein	4	good	
1594	bite-sized normal hi mein	1	good	
1595	normal skewed hi mein	3	good	
1596	rotten sleazy hi mein	4	crappy	
1597	supercharged Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	occult Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	wobbly jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	mediocre tangarita with a fly in it	4	decent	
1601	extra-dry artisanal mandarina colada with a fly in it	5	EPIC	
1602	drinkable prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	good	
1603	hand-crafted Mae West with a fly in it	4	EPIC	
1604	boiled astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	boiled fuchsia ultimate wad	1		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 30
1607	dry improved jittery libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 36
1608	triple-polymerized blurry eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 61
1609	activated magnetized perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 27
1610	corrupted cold-filtered eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 53
1611	concentrated electrified ghostly olive potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
1612	aerosolized concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 55
1613	Usain Bolt's coffin lid	0		Initiative: +80
1614	clever satin shield	0		Maximum MP: +20
1615	groovy Cerebral Cloche	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	mirror chaotic Cerebral Culottes	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	Jeselnik's wizardly Cerebral Crossbow of incineration	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	pulsating huge huge ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	blurry homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	alkaline astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	modified adjusted blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	moist green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	enhanced skewed orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	triple-denatured blurry purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	energized purple pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	chilly raspberry beret	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	ghostly forbidden pixel shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	twirling Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	squat Spanish fly	0		
1634	tolerable around the world	3	good	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	dry wobbly lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 31
1638	extra-dry ionized lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 47
1639	ionized wobbly lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 56
1640	improved deionized lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 46
1641	adjusted lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 64
1642	acceptable weak shaking Grimacite Bock	2	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	gigantic stale wedge of gray cheese	8	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	narrow hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	jittery stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	pulsating brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	adequate foie gras	4	good	
1652	denatured candy brain	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	wobbly veiny jewel-eyed wizard hat of the bloodbag of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: 110, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	fireproof groovy wad of Crovacite	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1655	beefy collar of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -25
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	lime green Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Radio KoL Keychain of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1662	aromatic Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1663	huge therapeutic Radio KoL Flashlight	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1664	Sinatra's Radio KoL Maracas	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1665	flame-wreathed Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1666	Newton's Radio KoL Patch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1667	personal trainer's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1668	supercharged star boomerang	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1669	star stiletto of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1670	yellow fraudwort	0		
1671	teal shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	careful healthy grave robbing shovel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10
1674	skewed personal trainer's superhero mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	gray mirror bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	tumbling pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	Jack Frost's wizardly sword	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1680	thinker's staff of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +100
1681	red boxer's bubblewrap sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100
1682	toasty cool bubblewrap staff	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +5
1683	mansplainer's stylish bubblewrap crossbow	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +15
1684	frosty grievous styrofoam sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1685	flame-retardant Temple Grandin's styrofoam staff	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1
1686	wobbly fireproof padded styrofoam crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +3
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	prompt baleful crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
1689	yellow ribbon of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	rock-hard extremely unsafe discarded bottlecap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	skewed careful discarded torn-up glove of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	warmed unsweetened super-warmed salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 69
1693	magnetized aerosolized eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 68
1694	wet pulsating Frogade	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 26
1695	anodized denatured tumbling papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 21
1696	stale bite-sized royal jelly taco	1	decent	
1697	rotten bite-sized tofu taco	1	crappy	
1698	decent pulsating jumping bean taco	3	good	
1699	stale half-sized catgut taco	2	decent	
1700	flavorless goat cheese taco	4	decent	
1701	diet normal pr0n taco	1	good	
1702	pickled denatured upside-down alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 31
1703	huge Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	baleful savvy sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25
1707	nippy lion tamer's flypaper staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10
1708	yellow Jeselnik's stanky arcane researcher's grease gun	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
1709	rosewater-soaked Herculean sword of static of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100
1710	upside-down Jeselnik's Tesla wiffle-flail of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1711	bubble bauble bow of the wise owl of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100
1712	nasty Annie Oakley's Fonzie's Frost™ brand sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5
1713	squeaky staff of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100
1714	upside-down nasty sage slick can cannon	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
1715	chaotic starchy sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1716	shaking skewed Jim Carey's starchy staff	0		Monster Level: +25
1717	baleful starchy crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +25
1718	frightening Rosewater's pestoblade	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
1719	greedy strapping poutine pole	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +20
1720	fuchsia stiffened forbidden curdflinger	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1
1721	brainy muculent machete of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30
1722	pulsating prompt rock-hard glistening staff	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +3
1723	veiny Herculean repeating crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +10
1725	shaking bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	red sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	tumbling blinking purple greedy dense meat sword	0		Meat Drop: +20
1729	curative dense meat staff	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1730	mirror dance instructor's dense meat crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1731	frightening Spirit Precipice of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1732	prompt Annie Oakley's Socratic smoldering staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +3
1733	stanky sizzling hot cross bow of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: 75
1734	tumbling sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text
1735	supercool slick meatspout staff of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20
1736	scorching carob cannon of the detective of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60
1737	toasty groovy boxer's shuddersword	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5
1738	MacGyver's razor-sharp hairy staff of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1739	foul-smelling projectile icemaker of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
1740	bouncing horrifying MacGyver's clever buffalo blade	0		Maximum MP: 120, Spooky Damage: +25
1741	zippy Sinatra's cheesestick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +20
1742	jittery potato pistol of the brute of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
1743	savory sword of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1744	studded savory staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1745	ghostly huge flame-retardant savory crossbow	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1746	nippy steel-toed rock-hard Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Damage Reduction: 14, Cold Damage: +10
1747	Sherlock's foul-smelling soylent staff	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
1748	forbidden goulauncher of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Gnollish pie server of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1751	arcane researcher's Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1752	personal trainer's Knob Goblin spatula	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1753	cyan wobbly jack flapper of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1754	skewed filthy pestle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1755	boxer's Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1756	teal energetic huge spoon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1757	lion tamer's pizza cutter	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1758	narrow wool star spatula	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1759	flame-wreathed hardy foon of fulmination	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1760	miser's foon of frigidity of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +10
1761	pulsating hardy dance instructor's foon of foulness	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50
1762	double-paned coward's foon of fearfulness	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +5
1763	chaotic foon of fleshiness of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1764	pulsating huge Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	twirling Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	blinking skewed Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	rotten fricasseed brains	3	crappy	
1770	toothsome twirling brains casserole	4	awesome	
1771	squat butcherknife of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1772	blurry curative corn holder	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1773	eggbeater of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1774	bad narrow bottle of popskull	4	decent	
1775	reassuring dishrag	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1776	flavorless stale baguette	4	decent	
1777	cyan leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	bland thick dinner	5	decent	
1779	katana of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Synergetic
1780	knitted ram stick	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1781	tumbling padded enchantlers	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	gray weightlifter's ram-battering staff of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3
1783	rotten small crazy Turkish delight	2	crappy	
1784	purple vibrating Newton's Snow Queen Crown	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	manspreader's chaotic banded ga-ga radio	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	double-altered wet tumbling bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 41
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	perfectly mixed Ram's Face Lager	3	EPIC	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	ruddy wicked Sinatra's Travoltan trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	Samson's pool cue of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
1794	colloidal non-pickled upside-down handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 58
1795	double-paned Counterclockwise Watch	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	wobbly olive bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	wobbly animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	upside-down seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	blue ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	wobbly tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	jittery bouncing second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	fuchsia squat spinning third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	red sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	ghostly teal fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	jittery fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	ghostly seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	blinking ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	wobbly left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	twirling skewed left seventh rib	0		
1846	teal twirling left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	cyan left tenth rib	0		
1849	squat left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	maroon right ninth rib	0		
1860	mirror blurry right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	squat left radius	0		
1871	spinning right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	bouncing right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	tumbling left first front claw	0		
1883	blurry left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	jittery left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	spinning right third front claw	0		
1889	shaking right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	blinking left first rear claw	0		
1893	mirror teal left second rear claw	0		
1894	shaking left third rear claw	0		
1895	wobbly shaking left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	green right first rear claw	0		
1897	narrow right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	green right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	Sinatra's 1-ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1901	careful 2-ball of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10
1902	vibrating 3-ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5
1903	fireproof brainy 4-ball	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
1904	deadly 5-ball of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1905	wobbly reassuring 6-ball of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
1906	pulsating rock-hard 7-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1907	red tumbling 8-ball	0		
1910	hardened Rosewater's clockwork sword of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1911	mansplainer's Sinatra's Herculean clockwork staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15
1912	sharpshooter's clockwork crossbow of the sewer of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
1913	huge clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	wobbly clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wobbly wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	pulsating English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bouncing bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	wakizashi of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Synergetic
1922	purple narrow gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	bouncing tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	huge scary death orb	0		
1928	huge tuning fork	0		
1929	bouncing brawny greaves	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	perfumed frosty helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	spear of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Breakable
1932	teal strapping shield	0		Muscle: +5, Breakable
1933	squat chilly pitchfork	0		Cold Damage: +5
1934	groovy broken sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1935	Van der Graaf snarling wolf shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Synergetic
1936	tumbling lupine sword of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Synergetic
1937	snake shield of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Synergetic
1938	squat serpentine sword of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Synergetic
1939	tumbling grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	medical-grade dangerous 9-ball of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1941	aromatic seal pendant of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	jittery red zippy turtle brooch of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	noodle ring of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	reassuring nasty saucepan earring	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	blinking arcane researcher's disco ball pendant of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	tumbling smelly cool accordion pin	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	blinking gray perfumed veiny worn tophat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	zippy asbestos-lined tap shoes	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
1949	spoiled half-sized Manetwich	2	crappy	
1950	mirror bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	lousy shaking bottle of Pinot Renoir	4	decent	
1952	toothsome desiccated apricot	3	awesome	
1953	aged flute of flat champagne	3	awesome	
1954	flavorless jittery dehydrated caviar	4	decent	
1955	maroon styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	lousy practically non-alcoholic snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1	decent	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	pulsating tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	twirling scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	dry Vulcanized Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 62
1963	dance card	0		
1964	shellacked opera mask	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	squat bouncing Van der Graaf rosy-cheeked Amulet of Yendor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	spinning jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	gray twirling spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	electrified Sinatra's shrimp fork	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	ghostly cocoabo	0		
1975	shaking baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	lime green narrow blurry skewed gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	teal gravy fairy	0		
1980	blue sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	squat astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	ghostly snowy owl	0		
1985	ghostly skewed scary death orb	0		
1986	narrow mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	maroon angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	bouncing yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	blurry rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	ghostly Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	pulsating tumbling Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	wobbly Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	maroon Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	blurry Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	red Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	huge Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	gray club necklace	0		
2019	fuchsia cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	miniature normal spinning cherry pie	2	good	
2021	bland strawberry pie	3	decent	
2022	small rotten gray lemon meringue pie	2	crappy	
2023	jittery Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	adequate snack-sized mixed wildflower greens	2	good	
2025	spoiled handful of walnuts	4	crappy	
2026	stale nutty organic salad	4	decent	
2027	normal super salad	3	good	
2028	adequate squat tofu wonton	3	good	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	maroon ghostly supercharged supercool Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2031	squat twirling up-at-dawn didgeridooka	0		Adventures: +5
2032	mirror family-friendly vibrating bullet-proof corduroys	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	Temple Grandin's round sunglasses	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2034	ghostly twirling wicker shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	Vulcanized super-Vulcanized spinning radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 63
2037	energized pressed wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18
2038	diffused ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 32
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	huge patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	low-calorie moldy brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1	crappy	
2046	low-calorie decent frat brats	1	good	
2047	massive spoiled knob ka-bobs	10	crappy	
2049	perfectly mixed can of Swiller	4	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	pulsating reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	wobbly olive bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	bouncing market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	cold-filtered adder bladder	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 26
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	cold-filtered narrow squat Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 11
2060	sword of James Dean of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Food Drop: +100
2061	occult helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	Usain Bolt's chaotic shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
2063	snack-sized normal blackberry	2	good	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	educational kick-ass kicks of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	beer helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	resourceful studded distressed denim pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	perforated battle paddle of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2072	careful manspreader's flashing novelty button	0		Monster Level: 0
2073	mirror banded glowstick of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	blurry manspreader's anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Monster Level: +10
2075	careful spandex anniversary shorts	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	jar of anniversary jam of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2077	bouncing miser's bucket of anniversary lard	0		Meat Drop: +10
2078	mirror anniversary concrete fedora of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	foul-smelling beefcake's makeshift turban	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	tumbling family-friendly makeshift cape	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2081	gravedigger's makeshift skirt	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	modified upside-down bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	mixed narrow bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	denatured jittery tube of hair oil	1		
2088	chilled pickled blinking Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 65
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	frightening foul-smelling resourceful steel-toed forbidden pilgrim shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bouncing ghostly bath salts	0		
2092	blue hand mirror	0		
2093	greedy hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Meat Drop: +20
2094	flavorless ballroom blintz	4	decent	
2095	towel	0		
2096	twisted mirror blurry guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	17-ball of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2098	narrow filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	twirling bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	wobbly greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	mirror coal button	0		
2106	skewed narrow burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	huge stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	olive stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	bouncing tooth	0		
2112	jittery leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	ghostly careful wheel	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	quilted prehistoric spear	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	mirror steel-toed deadly fire	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	sage Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2121	pulsating perfumed ASCII shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2122	friendly hardened safety vest	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3
2123	veiny eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Maximum HP: +10
2125	blue savvy Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2126	Jim Carey's padded bronze breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25
2127	Fonzie's hat hacker T-shirt of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	blue skewed possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	mirror fortified killer rag doll	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	beefy incredibly marionette	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	spinning grievous mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	shaking cyan alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	greasy electrified vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	bouncing up-at-dawn toy crazy train	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	blue razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	squat olive toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	bouncing block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	upside-down toothsome rock	0		
2149	super-sized spoiled jittery frank	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	flavorless super-sized enchanted plate of franks and beans	5	decent	Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	spirit-forward delicious shot of blackberry schnapps	5	awesome	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	purple servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	wobbly bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	fuchsia pulsating computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	skewed tumbling reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	green sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	blue recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	huge atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	yellow wicked boxer's toy ray gun	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	squat fuchsia manspreader's therapeutic toy space helmet	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	squat MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	sizzling astronaut pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	up-at-dawn toy jet pack	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	blurry mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	skewed gray wobbly smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	green tumbling rough stone sphere	0		
2178	purple ruddy obsidian dagger	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	cyan Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	yellow Kiss the Knob apron of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	blinking lit birthday cake	0		
2188	twirling flask of peppermint oil	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	bad practically non-alcoholic jittery flask of peppermint schnapps	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	squat yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	tumbling book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	twirling sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	bland jumbo candy stake	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	hand-crafted triple-distilled eggnog	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	delicious fancy immense unspeakable fruitcake	10	awesome	Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	flavorless gingerbread horror	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	ionized moist squat but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	huge decent bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	7	good	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	fancy flavorless skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	stale huge tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	fuchsia boxer's plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	plastic yuletide troll of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	yellow avaricious plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	experienced plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	deadly plastic Scream Queen	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	squat ghostly time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	blurry prompt bobble-hip hula elf doll of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	ghostly Crimbo ukulele of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	tumbling cool Tiki lighter of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	fuchsia nasty studded deck of tropical cards	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	blinking cyan perfumed lard-coated tropical paperweight	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	huge tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	baleful Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	rosewater-soaked Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	diet bland super ka-bob	1	decent	
2218	immense yummy beer basted brat	6	awesome	
2219	cyan Tropical Crimbo Sword of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	denatured and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	twirling Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	tumbling frightening flame-wreathed liar's pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	executive groovy juggler's balls	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	pink shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	twirling familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	quilted educational evil eyeball pendant	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	tarnished anodized tumbling arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	moist oxidized cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	dry toad horn	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	blinking spinning smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	greedy bow tie	0		Meat Drop: +20, Clowniness: 75
2234	reassuring calavera concertina	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Song Duration: 7
2235	ghostly ratarang of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -25
2236	quantum boiled turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 15
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	groovy pygmy nose-bone	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
2239	wobbly avaricious stiffened bad voodoo mask	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	skewed blinking slick pygmy spear	0		Moxie: +10
2242	tarnished mirror pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 22
2243	foul-smelling Temple Grandin's headhunter necktie	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2244	squat pointed stick of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2245	wizardly knobby helmet turtle	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	manspreader's knobby kneepads	0		Monster Level: +10
2247	wobbly sewer turtle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2248	chilly Rosewater's sebaceous shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5
2249	Jack Frost's skeletortoise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	tumbling narrow supercharged box turtle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2252	box turtle of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2253	executive energetic bottlecap turtle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
2254	fuchsia Jeselnik's boxer's weightlifter's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	furry turtle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	wizardly furry earmuffs	0		Mysticality: +25
2257	shellacked banded reinforced furry underpants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7
2258	blurry huge "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	blurry photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	low-calorie bland stunt nuts	1	decent	
2265	tasty wet stew	4	awesome	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	squat spinning Mega Gem	0		
2268	brawny Staff of Fats	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2269	huge adequate sausage wonton	8	good	
2270	blurry Usain Bolt's experienced belt	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2271	bad skewed bottle of Merlot	4	decent	
2272	watered-down drinkable bottle of Port	2	good	
2273	triple-distilled tolerable huge wobbly bottle of Pinot Noir	9	good	
2274	fancy tolerable bottle of Zinfandel	3	good	Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 30
2275	hand-crafted enchanted watered-down blinking bottle of Marsala	2	EPIC	Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 45
2276	high-proof tolerable bottle of Muscat	7	good	
2277	pulsating Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	skewed book	0		
2280	bouncing Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	frightening seal-skull helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	narrow chisel	0		
2286	spinning Eye of Ed	0		
2287	Herculean glowstick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	mirror encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	blurry Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	ghostly cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	bouncing Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	shaking knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	yellow Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	non-deionized quadruple-flattened candy heart	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	deionized galvanized cyan pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	quantum candy heart	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	polarized candy heart	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	ionized non-altered twirling twirling candy heart	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	vacuum-sealed candy heart	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	bouncing candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	spinning broken carburetor	0		
2317	narrow bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	shaking worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	huge Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	green stone rose	0		
2327	ionized upside-down narrow can of paint	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 23
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	yellow chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	narrow bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	flavorless Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	decent	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	shaking Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	shaking skewed brawny stylish pipe	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +20
2337	Van der Graaf reinforced beaded headband	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	diet bland pudding	1	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	acceptable practically non-alcoholic skewed Blackfly Chardonnay	1	good	
2340	bad teal & tan	3	decent	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	decent forest cake	3	good	
2343	stale forest ham	3	decent	
2344	polymerized pickled enhanced filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 60
2345	magnetized filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 22
2346	magnetized dry filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 66
2347	upside-down heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	blue water pipe bomb	0		
2349	shaking cyan pulsating gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	gray superamplified boom box	0		
2352	twirling hardy beefcake's fire poi	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +50
2353	pulsating aromatic bejeweled pledge pin	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	oxidized pulsating henna face paint	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 42
2356	aerosolized squat tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 39
2357	Lo Pan's beefcake's Gaia beads	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	censurious fireproof hippy medical kit	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2362	stanky Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2363	MacGyver's longhaired hippy wig of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	hardy Zim Merman's guitar	0		Maximum HP: +50
2365	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2366	family-friendly peel hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	Jeselnik's dog trainer's flowing hippy skirt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	tumbling smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	rotten spinning banana	4	crappy	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	adequate banana cream pie	3	good	
2376	watered-down perfectly mixed banana daiquiri	2	EPIC	
2377	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bungle in the jungle	1	decent	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	aerosolized polarized non-modified narrow banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 57
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	fuchsia class ring	0		
2383	tumbling cyan class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	spinning bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	Annie Oakley's educational keg shield	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2387	bouncing finger of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2388	Tesla brainy war tongs	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2389	jittery Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	upside-down asbestos apron of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2391	huge beaten-up Chucks of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2392	natty ascot of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2393	studded wreath of laurels of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	skewed Danglin' Chad's loincloth of Calamity Jane of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	veiny tube sock	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	wobbly depantsing bomb	0		
2398	blurry fuchsia horrifying energy drink IV	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2399	squat green careful Elmley shades of the empath	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2400	olive molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	manspreader's electrified beer bong	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2402	skewed gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	mirror jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	blinking rag	0		
2411	blinking broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	skewed pulsating lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	jittery bounty-hunting helmet of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	sizzling bounty-hunting rifle	0		Hot Damage: +10
2418	yellow blurry stanky bounty-hunting pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	oxidized flattened bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 41
2420	irradiated quadruple-alkaline unsweetened upside-down teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 35
2421	ionized concentrated maroon bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 42
2422	oxidized vacuum-sealed irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 52
2423	pickled nitrogenated narrow Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 69
2424	warmed nitrogenated nitrogenated wobbly cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 25
2425	chilled tarnished narrow can of spinach	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 44
2426	tarnished shaking fire flower	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 64
2427	warmed galvanized freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 22
2428	boiled irradiated narrow fake blood	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 48
2429	pressed Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 29
2430	flattened bag of lard	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 68
2431	chilled blinking mirror bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 50
2432	unsweetened bouncing SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 55
2433	colloidal bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 57
2434	boiled bouncing blurry upside-down eyedrops	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 68
2435	deionized dry wobbly Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 53
2436	corrupted altered double-ionized squat donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 68
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	olive skewed Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	jittery Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	lime green up-at-dawn smelly pink glowstick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	drinkable gray narrow Supernova Champagne	3	good	
2445	squat Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	ghostly empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	miser's goatskin umbrella	0		Meat Drop: +10
2452	spinning pulsating double-paned wool hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	lion tamer's sage belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2455	blurry dangerous bar whip	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2456	gray hardened barskin buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2457	double-paned whip	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2458	purple brainy barskin loincloth	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	wobbly tighty whiteys of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	tumbling savvy yak toupee	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	flavorless huge bowl of Bounty-Os	8	decent	
2465	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Oreille Divisée brandy	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
2466	twirling pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	squat callused fingerbone	0		
2469	shaking bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	jittery empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	mirror clown skin	0		
2475	quilted clown wig of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	mansplainer's clownskin belt	0		Monster Level: +15, Clowniness: 50
2477	Fonzie's clownskin buckler	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Clowniness: 50
2478	ghostly clown whip of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	squat extremely unsafe demon-horned hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	toasty demon buckler	0		Hot Damage: +5
2482	scandalous frightening hardy demon whip	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
2483	strapping barskin cloak	0		Muscle: +5
2484	greedy stiffened snakeskin duster	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +20
2485	skewed flame-wreathed brainy clownskin harness	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
2486	sizzling manspreader's demonskin jacket	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10
2487	tumbling mirror hipposkin poncho of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2488	mirror yak anorak of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2489	jittery veiny tuxedo shirt	0		Maximum HP: +10
2490	skewed twirling stylish gnauga hide vest of the brazier	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	wobbly tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	friendly banded Necrotelicomnicon	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +3
2495	medical-grade Cookbook of the Damned of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2496	executive healthy Sinful Desires	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	fuchsia molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	skewed gray ghostly precious piercing post	0		
2505	huge necklace chain	0		
2506	maroon beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	padded beach glass necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2509	wicked peace-sign necklace	0		Spell Damage: +5
2510	vibrating studded round sunglasses	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2511	blinking Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	pulsating Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	tumbling stanky medical-grade spark plug earring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2514	ghostly resourceful woven baling wire bracelets of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2515	tumbling Van der Graaf Fonzie's gearbox necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2516	Jack Frost's supercool wrench bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2517	chain necklace of the wise owl of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2518	mirror sawblade shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2519	bad weak McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2	decent	
2520	perfectly mixed bouncing melted Jell-o shot	4	EPIC	
2521	hand-crafted cruelty-free wine	3	EPIC	
2522	lousy fortified thistle wine	5	decent	
2523	tumbling bouncing pulsating megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	adequate gigantic fish	10	good	
2526	normal fish casserole	3	good	
2527	decent fish lasagna	3	good	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	bland gnatloaf	4	decent	
2530	normal wobbly gnatloaf casserole	3	good	
2531	thick normal gnat lasagna	5	good	
2532	wobbly pork	0		
2533	normal pork chop sandwiches	3	good	
2534	jumbo bland pork casserole	5	decent	
2535	adequate pork lasagna	3	good	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	jittery organs	0		
2539	Ankh of Badahnkadh of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	narrow Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	modified pickled lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	aerosolized altered huge tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	denatured oxidized begpwnia	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	improved alkaline cyan upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	unsweetened corrupted tumbling blue half-orchid	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	Herculean educational tin star	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	scandalous chaotic outrageous sombrero	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	aromatic "Humorous" T-shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	spinning Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	upside-down vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	shaking maroon distilled seal blood	0		
2555	narrow high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	skewed fuchsia sizzling smartaleck's savvy Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	chilly Squeezebox of the Ages of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	Jim Carey's Chelonian Morningstar of temperance	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	perfumed nasty Hammer of Smiting	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	tumbling Sherlock's shellacked 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	family-friendly steel-toed Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	chilled Vulcanized blinking ant agonist	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 60
2570	ghostly ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	spinning ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	green ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	bouncing ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	twirling hale Samson's cactus quill	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20
2578	bouncing horrifying resourceful Staff of the Short Order Cook of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
2579	special adequate cactus fruit	3	good	Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 20
2580	groovy scorpion whip of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	red brick of sand	0		
2583	bland centipede eggs	4	decent	
2584	wizardly wonderwall shield	0		Mysticality: +25
2585	horrifying Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2586	vibrating General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2587	upside-down cool Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Moxie: +5
2588	smartaleck's Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2589	spoiled massive hot date	10	crappy	
2590	high-proof drinkable distilled fortified wine	9	good	
2591	flavorless tasty tart	3	decent	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	bland Knob pasty	4	decent	
2594	lousy ghostly thermos full of Knob coffee	3	decent	
2595	alkaline ghostly Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 49
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	red leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	double-paned foul-smelling Staff of the Midnight Snack of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
2602	resourceful personal trainer's Da Vinci's Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +50
2603	shaking smoldering box	0		
2604	Da Vinci's Tuesday's ruby	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	tumbling yellow palm-frond fan	0		
2607	palm-frond whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2608	green palm-frond net	0		
2609	dangerous palm-frond capris of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	studded extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	dangerous palm-frond cloak	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2612	squat vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	toothsome special snack-sized savoy truffle	2	awesome	Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 25
2616	spinning Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	fuchsia Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	yummy miniature unidentified jerky	2	awesome	
2621	squat Jim Carey's nasty rat mask of the detective	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	spinning Jeselnik's arcane researcher's ratskin belt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2623	jittery electrified ruddy rattail whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2624	upside-down maroon dog trainer's crafty bat hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	squat narrow yellow jittery Tesla savvy bat whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2626	up-at-dawn foul-smelling bat-ass jacket	0		Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
2627	mirror foul-smelling educational catskin cap	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	narrow Jack Frost's catskin buckler of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2629	foul-smelling tail o' nine cats of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10
2630	blinking Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	moist gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 31
2632	quadruple-adjusted moist mother's helper	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 13
2633	double-paned groovy pat-a-cake pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	strapping mummy mask	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	red Jim Carey's experienced gauze shorts	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	tumbling gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	gravedigger's thinker's greaves	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	miser's cowboy hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	mirror lime green nippy smartaleck's Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10
2643	clever happiness	0		Maximum MP: +20
2644	teal feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	olive frightful feather	0		
2647	olive fetid feather	0		
2648	maroon flirtatious feather	0		
2649	coward's Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2650	blinking bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	toothsome S.T.L.T.	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	adequate thick honey-dew	5	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	weak perfectly mixed ghostly Xanadian	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	frozen activated bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	skewed avaricious groovy Drowsy Sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2657	adequate immense gray escargotsicle	7	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	watered-down perfectly mixed bottle of realpagne	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	family-friendly albatross necklace	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	mixed not-a-pipe	1	awesome	Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	lousy narrow flask of Amontillado	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	ball mask of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	brawny Can-Can skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	galvanized wobbly sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	polarized irradiated huge spinning bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	chilled bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	Vulcanized enhanced spiky collar	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	compressed spinning can-can-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	altered patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	distilled Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	acceptable shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	improved unsweetened bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	twisted jittery narrow tumbling handful of moss	1		
2676	vaporized bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	mixed spinning protein powder	1		
2678	huge spectre scepter	0		
2679	quadruple-moist chilled energized sparkler	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 23
2680	concentrated snake	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 44, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	electrified M-242	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 34
2682	pulsating lime green detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	skewed Jack Frost's sharpshooter's armgun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	wobbly commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	stanky Jack Frost's dreadlock whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2689	lime green ruddy thinker's beer-a-pult	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2690	mansplainer's steel-toed cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +15
2691	bland handful of nuts and berries	3	decent	
2692	Annie Oakley's driftwood sculpture of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +7
2693	mansplainer's grievous massive sitar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15
2694	Usain Bolt's energetic hardy stone baseball cap	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	smooth cup of beer	3	awesome	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	ghostly Temple Grandin's grievous duct tape shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7
2700	spinning chilly cool duct tape fedora	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	greedy Da Vinci's duct tape sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +20
2702	lightning-fast beefcake's duct tape dockers	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	shaking stiffened duct tape buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	squat arcane researcher's Fonzie's blackberry slippers of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2706	purple knitted toasty blackberry moccasins of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2707	maroon prompt knitted educational blackberry combat boots	0		Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2708	triple-diffused funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 45
2709	shaking exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	skewed cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	boiled huge facepaint	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 42
2712	tarnished extra-chilled upside-down squat sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 27
2713	double-colloidal Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 28
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	perfumed dangerous battered hubcap of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100
2717	manspreader's brawny hood ornament of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	ghostly Annie Oakley's resourceful arcane researcher's hand-carved bokken	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2720	skewed hale slick hand-carved bow of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2721	hardy Herculean hand-carved staff of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
2722	reassuring chilly stiffened Staff of the Greasefire of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
2723	coward's Fonzie's Staff of the Grand Flambé of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20
2724	flavorless bowl of rye sprouts	4	decent	
2725	spoiled cob of corn	4	crappy	
2726	flavorless juniper berries	3	decent	
2727	snack-sized normal plum	2	good	
2728	normal pear	3	good	
2729	spoiled jittery peach	4	crappy	
2730	bad pulsating plum wine	3	decent	
2731	bad shot of pear schnapps	4	decent	
2732	delicious watered-down shot of peach schnapps	2	awesome	
2733	stale bunch of square grapes	3	decent	
2734	rotten miniature huge brown sugar cane	2	crappy	
2735	bland sandwich of the gods	4	decent	
2736	smooth watered-down Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2	awesome	
2737	compressed shaking leopard-print barbell	1	good	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	quadruple-Vulcanized tarnished panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 29
2740	avaricious mansplainer's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30
2741	weak drinkable boilermaker	2	good	
2742	adequate steel lasagna	4	quest	
2743	smooth steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	dehydrated teal spinning steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 15
2745	galvanized ionized gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 38
2746	nitrogenated extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 24
2747	wobbly chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	ruddy furniture dolly	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2749	asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's Staff of the Grease Trap of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
2750	rosewater-soaked Uranium Omega of Temperance of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2751	purple wholesome dance instructor's Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2752	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2753	frosty Temple Grandin's Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2754	deadly beefy Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
2755	Usain Bolt's sinister Iron Beta of Industry	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2756	blurry resourceful Copper Alpha of Sincerity of doom	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2757	censurious Red Balloon of Valor of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2758	ghostly squat flame-retardant Purple Horseshoe of Honor of bravery	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2759	fuchsia careful Blue Diamond of Honesty of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2760	avaricious brawny Green Clover of Justice	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2761	rosewater-soaked dog trainer's Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2762	jittery strapping Orange Star of Sacrifice of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2763	avaricious chilly Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2764	ghostly huge ruddy grievous brainy Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	moldy Crimbo pie	4	crappy	
2768	diet bland pear tart	1	decent	
2769	thick decent peach pie	5	good	
2770	polymerized tumbling chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 41
2771	cold-filtered cold-filtered teal wobbly handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 13
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	pulsating glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	fuchsia effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	chaotic filigreed hamethyst earring of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100
2778	double-paned horrifying filigreed hamethyst necklace of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2779	miser's weightlifter's filigreed hamethyst ring of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2780	stanky chaotic beefy baconstone earring	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2781	clever baconstone necklace	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2782	mirror sizzling chilly baconstone ring of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2783	sinister pulled porquoise earring of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
2784	bouncing toasty pulled porquoise pendant of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2785	flame-wreathed Tesla Sinatra's pulled porquoise ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2786	fireproof extremely unsafe Earring of Fire	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2787	educational thinker's Pendant of Fire	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Single Equip
2788	crafty Ring of Fire of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2789	pulsating bouncing rosy-cheeked studded Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2790	mirror Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2791	asbestos-lined Rosewater's Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2792	dog trainer's stylish Unspeakable Earring	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2793	steel-toed Herculean Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2794	Annie Oakley's cool The Ring	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2795	greasy Nose Ring of Putrescence of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2796	vibrating Newton's Putrid Pendant	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2797	yellow spinning stanky Ring of the Sewer Snake of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2798	purple executive boxer's Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2799	Mudflap-Girl Necklace of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2800	flame-wreathed Herculean Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	tumbling jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	wet vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 15
2805	adjusted diffused yellow twirling vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 66
2806	pressed frozen vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 54
2807	alkaline energized tumbling flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 51
2808	ionized concentrated narrow lime green flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 45
2809	cold-filtered non-cold-filtered flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 42
2810	diffused quantum upside-down jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 60
2811	polarized Vulcanized jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 54
2812	Vulcanized jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 21
2813	jittery careful weightlifter's Beret	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -10, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	coward's energetic quilted Bludgeon	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Brimstone
2815	Tesla wizardly Bunker of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Brimstone
2816	family-friendly Rosewater's Boxers of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	ghostly Sherlock's dog trainer's grievous Brooch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	Jim Carey's Bracelet of the dark arts of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	beefy Grimacite gasmask of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	narrow wool Grimacite gat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	tumbling energetic experienced Grimacite gaiters	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	mirror Van der Graaf padded Grimacite gauntlets	0		Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	Grimacite go-go boots of the cougar of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	scorching padded Grimacite girdle	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	extremely unsafe Grimacite gown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	educational Staff of the Kitchen Floor of the brazier of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25
2827	tumbling ghostly anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	spinning really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	special moldy tumbling bouncing digital key lime pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 20
2833	decent star key lime pie	4	good	
2834	shaking horrifying occult bottle-rocket crossbow of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	indie comic hipster glasses of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	mirror upside-down wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	wobbly ghostly clever wholesome glowstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	fireproof Periodical Paintbrush	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only
2840	delicious triple-distilled bottle of cooking sherry	9	awesome	
2841	spoiled packet of ketchup	4	crappy	
2842	irresponsibly strong artisanal accidental cider	7	EPIC	
2843	flavorless jumbo dire fudgesicle	5	decent	
2844	knitted sharpshooter's navel ring of navel gazing of the dark arts of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	pulsating class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	tolerable moonberry wine cooler	3	good	
2851	bland fine aged cheddarwurst	4	decent	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	shaking Van der Graaf MacGyver's huge mosquito proboscis	0		Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2856	energized diffused swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 43
2857	nitrogenated irradiated wobbly skewed seegar butt	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 34
2858	bouncing bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	jittery supercharged sage witch wart	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2860	stale swamp muck	3	decent	
2861	ruddy leechknife of James Dean of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	galvanized dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 68
2864	bouncing stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	upside-down gray frightening Annie Oakley's beaver spear	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
2866	Temple Grandin's shamanic beads	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +5
2867	squat dilapidated wizard hat of horror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	alkaline pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 43
2869	oxidized magnetized pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 41
2870	corrupted wet pirate tract	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 28
2871	upside-down burnt flower	0		
2872	skewed toasty slick plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +5
2873	gravedigger's plastic Ed the Undying of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2874	maroon squat bouncing Jim Carey's padded plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25
2875	arcane researcher's plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2876	twirling spinning plastic protector spectre of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2877	lion tamer's plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2878	upside-down plastic Boss Bat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2879	knitted plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2880	wobbly squat wicked plastic Bonerdagon	0		Spell Damage: +5
2881	nippy plastic The Man	0		Cold Damage: +10
2882	up-at-dawn plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Adventures: +5
2883	shellacked plastic Felonia	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2884	lightning-fast plastic Beelzebozo	0		Initiative: +40
2885	skewed Jeselnik's plastic conservationist hippy	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2886	blue occult plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2887	spinning olive Tesla plastic angry bugbear	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2888	knitted plastic anime smiley	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2889	plastic apathetic lizardman of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2890	ghostly fuchsia careful plastic astronomer	0		Monster Level: -10
2891	jittery double-paned plastic beanbat	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2892	stylish plastic blooper	0		Moxie: +25
2893	greedy plastic brainsweeper	0		Meat Drop: +20
2894	personal trainer's plastic briefcase bat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2895	cool plastic demoninja	0		Moxie: +5
2896	plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2897	cyan spinning plastic drunk goat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2898	plastic fiendish can of asparagus of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2899	mirror lard-coated plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2900	Jack Frost's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2901	padded plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2902	plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2903	frosty plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2904	blinking boxer's plastic Knott Yeti	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2905	gray Temple Grandin's plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2906	thinker's plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Mysticality: +10
2907	yellow plastic ninja snowman of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2908	purple chaotic plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2909	narrow yellow brainy plastic G Imp	0		Mysticality: +5
2910	prompt plastic goth	0		Adventures: +3
2911	wicked plastic cubist bull	0		Spell Damage: +5
2912	experienced plastic scary clown	0		Experience: +2
2913	Da Vinci's plastic smarmy pirate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2914	yellow hale plastic spiny skelelton	0		Maximum HP: +20
2915	ruddy plastic Spam Witch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2916	forbidden plastic vampire	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2917	supercharged plastic taco cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2918	rosy-cheeked plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2919	baleful plastic warwelf	0		Spell Damage: +25
2920	miser's plastic whitesnake	0		Meat Drop: +10
2921	blinking plastic XXX pr0n of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2922	plastic zmobie of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2923	sizzling plastic Protagonist	0		Hot Damage: +10
2924	Lo Pan's plastic Spunky Princess	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2925	upside-down greedy plastic topiary golem	0		Meat Drop: +20
2926	red gravedigger's plastic senile lihc	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2927	plastic Iiti Kitty of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2928	narrow sizzling plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Hot Damage: +10
2929	wobbly upside-down extremely unsafe plastic Trouser Snake	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2930	shellacked plastic Axe Wound	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2931	beefcake's plastic Hellion	0		Muscle: +25
2932	experienced plastic Black Knight	0		Experience: +2
2933	spinning curative plastic pair of tweezers	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2934	bouncing vibrating plastic fruit golem	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2935	Usain Bolt's plastic fluffy bunny	0		Initiative: +80
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	decent Surprise Egg	3	good	
2941	chilled double-nitrogenated Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 52
2942	improved blurry purple chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 69
2943	enhanced deionized wobbly Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 37
2945	shaking quilted Da Vinci's party hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	blue arcane researcher's supercool V for Vivala mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	ghostly The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	hand-crafted enchanted shot of rotgut	3	EPIC	Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 30
2949	double-frozen jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 32
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	mirror crafty stylish glowstick	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	gray huge avaricious tip jar	0		Meat Drop: +30
2955	gigantic bland huge yam candy	10	decent	
2956	red cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	bland immense tube of cranberry Go-Goo	6	decent	
2959	Lo Pan's rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2960	yummy single-serving herbal stuffing	4	awesome	
2961	snack-sized bland special bouncing packet of tofurkey gravy	2	decent	Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
2962	flavorless shaking tofurkey nugget	4	decent	
2963	blurry rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	spinning mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	improved fuchsia Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 66
2968	triple-Vulcanized Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 14
2969	adequate creamsicle	3	good	
2970	perfectly mixed cream stout	3	EPIC	
2971	Newton's experienced curmudgel	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +3
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	strapping grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	tumbling rosewater-soaked brawny tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2976	tolerable maroon bilge wine	4	good	
2977	perfumed witty rapier	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2978	pulsating greasy forbidden yohohoyo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2979	activated fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 63
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	booty chest charrrm bracelet of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	ghostly copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	double-paned copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	narrow baleful educational tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2988	pulsating spinning bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	clingfilm trousers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	ghostly asbestos-lined groovy clingfilm cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	Sherlock's clingfilm slippers	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	spoiled vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	crappy	
2994	altered true grit	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 29
2995	occult wicked buoybottoms of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	studded grungy flannel shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2997	savvy grungy bandana of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	slick grassy cutlass	0		Moxie: +10
2999	huge Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	huge Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	educational pegleg	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
3002	stylish lamé pants	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	blinking double-paned enormous hoop earring	0		Cold Resistance: +5
3004	zippy clever costume sword	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +20
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	auspicious forbidden rainbow pearl earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	wool rainbow pearl necklace of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	mirror executive occult rainbow pearl ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	tumbling resourceful strapping Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +50
3010	bouncing coward's healthy Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	blue shaking simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	spinning upside-down ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	pulsating handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	enchanted aged corpse on the beach	4	awesome	Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 20
3026	acceptable weak cyan corpsetini	2	good	
3027	acceptable high-proof corpsedriver	7	good	
3028	weak lousy Corpse Island iced tea	2	decent	
3029	acceptable red-headed corpse	3	good	
3030	bad kamicorpse-ee	3	decent	
3031	mediocre corpsel	3	decent	
3032	aged corpsebite	4	awesome	
3033	mirror pirate fledges of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Look like a Pirate
3034	shaking piece of thirteen	0		
3035	delicious snack-sized tumbling pearl onion	2	awesome	
3036	bland sea biscuit	3	decent	
3037	tolerable bottle of rum	3	good	
3038	acceptable bottle of black-label rum	4	good	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	bouncing metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	adequate nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	normal jittery nanite-infested candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	decent nanite-infested fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	strong mediocre nanite-infested eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	pulsating dangerous eyepatch	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	blinking vibrating cutlass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3052	ghostly zippy breeches	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	narrow mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	moist magnetized candy heart	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	activated corrupted upside-down cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	metallic foil cat ears of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	bouncing iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	fuchsia toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	blinking LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	yellow steel-toed cyborg doll	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	blue slick toy maglev monorail	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	shaking dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	shaking toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	purple plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	tumbling set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	ghostly hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	blurry kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	marionette collective of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	bouncing monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	bouncing gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	rosewater-soaked borg sock monkey	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	miser's nippy roboduck-on-a-string	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	teal ghostly mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	smelly experienced biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	forbidden C.B.F.G. of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	tumbling flame-wreathed biomechanical crimborg leg armor of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	quadruple-unsweetened electrified vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	maroon flame-wreathed handmade hobby horse	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	scorching ball-in-a-cup	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	pulsating Temple Grandin's set of jacks	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	tasty fancy snack-sized laser-broiled pear	2	awesome	Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	narrow blurry resourceful polyalloy shield of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	cyan fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	purple killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	upside-down robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	spinning mansplainer's Rosewater's vibrating cyborg knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	green wool Oprah's immense cyborg hand	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	blinking Jeselnik's frosty educational cyborg stompin' boot	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	blurry deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	mirror blurry overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	fuchsia Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	huge Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	upside-down gray Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	wobbly Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	red old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	jittery divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	jittery huge divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	narrow divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	purple upside-down divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	improved squat fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 69
3125	flattened colloidal piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 35
3126	huge hobo nickel	0		
3127	blue sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	enchanted super-sized flavorless roasted marshmallow	5	decent	Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 35
3130	blinking disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	thick adequate tin cup of mulligan stew	5	good	
3132	energetic fortified flamin' bindle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3133	gravedigger's scorching freezin' bindle	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
3134	Lo Pan's veiny stinkin' bindle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3135	jittery Temple Grandin's bindle of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25
3136	ghostly horrifying frosty sleazy bindle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
3137	greedy 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Meat Drop: +20
3138	bouncing zippy Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Initiative: +20
3139	narrow Hodgman's imaginary hamster of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	Van der Graaf panhandle panhandling hat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	skewed ghostly energetic cup of infinite pencils	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1
3143	lime green knitted coward's Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +3
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	olive El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	blinking El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	narrow El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	twirling El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	spinning El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	twirling sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	double-diffused tumbling warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59
3160	electrified enhanced energized maroon ghostly humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 44
3161	activated narrow mirror El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 13
3162	pulsating El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	bouncing El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	twirling broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	tumbling repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	liquefied shaking seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 29
3169	adequate spinning turtle soup	3	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	evil paper umbrella of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3173	pickled huge evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 68
3174	spoiled special low-calorie evil boring spaghetti	1	crappy	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 30
3175	adequate evil noodles	3	good	
3176	flavorless evil noodles	3	decent	
3177	delicious half-sized evil painful penne pasta	2	awesome	
3178	bland 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	4	decent	
3179	normal evil ravioli della hippy	3	good	
3180	spoiled maroon evil noodles	3	crappy	
3181	dry extra-polymerized bouncing evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 28
3182	irradiated denatured deionized evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 48
3183	cold-filtered unsweetened ghostly pulsating evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 30
3184	quantum evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 69
3185	denatured wobbly evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 50
3186	super-colloidal colloidal tumbling evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 16
3187	alkaline vacuum-sealed evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 60
3188	tolerable an evil sump'm sump'm	3	good	
3189	watered-down lousy evil ducha de oro	2	decent	
3190	triple-distilled drinkable evil horizontal tango	7	good	
3191	acceptable practically non-alcoholic shaking evil roll in the hay	1	good	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	blue skewed naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	tumbling yellow origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	wobbly boxer's origami pasties	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	miser's ribald frosty origami riding crop	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	twirling lump of diamond	0		
3201	blinking thick padded envelope	0		
3202	gravedigger's supercharged weightlifter's KoL Con IV Pole	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	huge wobbly dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	tumbling green dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	yellow unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	huge dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	tumbling shaking Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	pulsating extremely unsafe thinker's glowstick	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	pulsating hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	olive Samson's gatorskin umbrella of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	upside-down sewer wad	0		
3225	hand-crafted bottle of sewage schnapps	3	EPIC	
3226	mediocre blurry bottle of Ooze-O	3	decent	
3227	moldy gigantic C.H.U.M. chum	8	crappy	
3228	delicious unfortunate dumplings	3	awesome	
3229	gray decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	chilled chilled oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 30
3231	yellow bouncing tattered paper crown of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	spoiled vanilla-frosted king cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	skewed Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	narrow red Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	skewed Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	blinking Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	narrow Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	dog trainer's Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	yellow sizzling extremely unsafe Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	skewed yellow resourceful groovy Ol' Scratch's ash can of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	friendly pink plastic baby	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	manspreader's weightlifter's Frosty's silk hat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	stiffened sage Frosty's carrot	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	cyan narrow lightning-fast supercharged Frosty's nailbat of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	jittery stanky medical-grade Oscus's pelt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	avaricious frosty supercool Wand of Oscus	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	frightening boxer's Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	double-paned veiny Zombo's skullcap	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	squat teal family-friendly beefcake's beefy Zombo's shield	0		Muscle: 35, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	electrified Oprah's Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	inspector's perfumed Jim Carey's Chester's moustache	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	twirling olive chilly sage Chester's bag of candy	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	supercool Chester's cutoffs of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	blinking yellow candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	fuchsia bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	wobbly bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	denatured vacuum-sealed handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 60
3269	vacuum-sealed lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 46
3270	activated energized handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 67
3271	skewed sizzling crotchety pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	lime green manspreader's Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	Socratic willowy bonnet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	blinking purple flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	bouncing Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	studded belt of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	ghostly blinking personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	upside-down plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	asbestos-lined stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	tiny flavorless salad	1	decent	
3284	skewed dog trainer's friendly C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1
3285	teal tumbling C.H.U.M. knife of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3286	purple Frosty's snowball sack of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3287	pulsating quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	blinking stray chihuahua	0		
3298	olive pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	upside-down red jalapeño slices	0		
3302	skewed stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	squat Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	maroon Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	yellow Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	shaking The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	ghostly sealskin drum of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	cyan thinker's washboard shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	rosy-cheeked spaghetti-box banjo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	miser's marinara jug	0		Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	Rosewater's makeshift castanets	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	squat bouncing left-handed melodica of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	distilled epic wad	1	crappy	Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 25
3317	coward's bottlecap	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
3318	hale corncob pipe	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
3319	shaking Mr. Joe's bangles of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
3320	twirling mirror quilted frayed rope belt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
3321	spinning packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	green razor-sharp smartaleck's mayfly bait necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	bouncing Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	weak hand-crafted jar of fermented pickle juice	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3326	distilled squat voodoo snuff	1	EPIC	Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 45
3327	stale extra-greasy slider	3	decent	
3328	teal shaking extremely unsafe stylish crumpled felt fedora	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	energetic battered top-hat of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	tumbling mansplainer's beefcake's shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	inspector's lard-coated mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	coward's quilted hobo dungarees	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	asbestos-lined patched suit-pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	squat narrow hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	blurry dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	mansplainer's dead guy's memento of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	normal banquet	3	good	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	blinking The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	ghostly hobo monkey	0		
3343	wobbly bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	upside-down air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	blurry mattress	0		
3349	tumbling dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	tolerable watered-down Ralph IX cognac	2	good	
3351	purple llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	green zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	nitrogenated llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	spoiled wobbly banana-frosted king cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	bouncing brown plastic baby of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	purple plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	purple ghostly delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	toothsome mole molé	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	aged Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	non-wet ionized Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	enhanced quadruple-anodized narrow upside-down digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	pickled glimmering roc feather	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	modified blinking narrow glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	modified green glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	denatured glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	dehydrated yellow glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	diluted olive glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	teal house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	pulsating Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	tumbling censurious Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100
3381	stiffened Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Thorns: 1
3382	blinking auspicious scandalous resourceful Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3383	Usain Bolt's occult Chester's sunglasses of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3384	chilly supercharged Chester's muscle shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5
3385	maroon blurry censurious sharpshooter's Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3386	bouncing Oprah's veiny Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3387	wobbly weightlifter's Zombo's skull ring of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	coward's Frosty's arm of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -20, Food Drop: +100
3390	lightning-fast grievous Fonzie's Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	smooth Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Moxie: +15, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	studded smooth Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	mirror flame-wreathed Hodgman's porkpie hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	family-friendly slick Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	studded Hodgman's bow tie of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3398	triple-distilled aged Hodgman's blanket	8	awesome	
3399	bad jar of squeeze	4	decent	
3400	delicious bowl of fishysoisse	4	awesome	
3401	pickled deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 63
3402	altered concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 36
3403	twirling lewd playing card	0		
3404	thinker's strapping deck of lewd playing cards of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3405	ruddy Hodgman's sock	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3406	wizardly Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Mysticality: +25
3407	cyan gravedigger's Hodgman's almanac	0		Spooky Damage: +10
3408	forbidden Hodgman's harmonica	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
3409	brainy Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Mysticality: +5
3410	supercharged Hodgman's detector	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3411	lime green gravedigger's Hodgman's cane	0		Spooky Damage: +10
3412	upside-down Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	mirror green mirror Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	blinking Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	blinking Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	enhanced flattened shaking sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 43
3423	Vulcanized blurry frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 66
3424	quantum ghostly fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 59
3425	enhanced denatured garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 42
3426	nitrogenated Vulcanized quadruple-pickled strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 14
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	energized shaking Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 21
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	ghostly cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	skewed spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	purple clever stirring stick of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3436	upside-down inspector's Jim Carey's Herculean Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15
3437	Oprah's energetic deadly Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: 70
3438	ghostly zippy Sinatra's experienced Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +20
3439	twirling Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	boiled ghostly prismatic wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	blinking club of the five seasons of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	rainbow crossbow of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	pulsating kitten	0		
3444	avaricious webbed comic mask	0		Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	huge groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	wobbly personal trainer's six-rainbow shield of courage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	narrow cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	shaking cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	narrow cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	fuchsia thinker's trusty torch	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	Junior Adventurer's merit badge of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
3458	quadruple-corrupted electrified wobbly STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 12
3459	lousy upside-down bouncing white-label gin	4	decent	
3460	flavorless massive tin rations	6	decent	
3461	squat squat haiku challenge map	0		
3462	ghostly terrible poem	0		
3463	perfectly mixed upside-down bottle of sake	4	EPIC	
3464	veiny round pebble	0		Maximum HP: +10
3465	decent mirror Bash-Ōs cereal	3	good	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	Tesla supercharged arcane researcher's haiku katana	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	jittery rosewater-soaked plastic baby	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	massive moldy upside-down blueberry-frosted king cake	7	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	prompt asbestos-lined dance instructor's Seasonal Beret	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	non-anodized cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 56
3475	altered boiled boiled blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 62
3476	denatured energized nitrogenated plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 34
3477	dry pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 16
3478	moist peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 50
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	mirror uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	unsweetened skewed spinning glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 23
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	huge skewed pristine fish scale	0		
3489	special spoiled beefy fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	huge decent glistening fish meat	8	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	miniature bland slick fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	lightning-fast flame-retardant fish scimitar	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
3493	fish stick of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20
3494	jittery smartaleck's fish bazooka of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30
3495	moist unsweetened sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 14
3496	improved blurry ghostly bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 22
3497	practically non-alcoholic drinkable bottle of Pete's Sake	1	good	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	mirror witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	half-sized flavorless enchanted wobbly canapés	2	decent	Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 10
3502	modified blue thermos of brew	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	perfectly mixed glass of brandy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	Jack Frost's LWA ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	family-friendly scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	spinning cyan scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	wobbly scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	wobbly scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	fireproof occult ganger bandana	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	skewed eelskin hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	eelskin pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	eelskin shield of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	mirror shark tooth	0		
3521	greedy shark tooth necklace of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
3522	upside-down stiffened Da Vinci's shark jumper	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1
3523	triple-polarized triple-adjusted narrow shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 15
3524	chilled ionized eel battery	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 16
3525	altered temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 21
3526	strapping scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Muscle: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	ghostly mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	olive rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	teal plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	shaking plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	huge plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	blurry plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	spinning plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	depleted Grimacite hammer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	fuchsia forbidden depleted Grimacite gravy boat of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	flame-wreathed hardened depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	depleted Grimacite grappling hook of the brazier of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	clever smartaleck's depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	sharpshooter's educational depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	educational cool depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	reassuring electrified KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	yellow gravedigger's propeller beanie	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	toasty nippy sinister straw hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	jittery executive crafty octopus's spade of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	flavorless sea carrot	3	decent	
3556	decent fancy sea cucumber	4	good	Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 35
3557	adequate sea avocado	4	good	
3558	bland sea lychee	4	decent	
3559	super-sized rotten sea tangelo	5	crappy	
3560	flavorless sea honeydew	3	decent	
3561	triple-magnetized shaking twirling pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 51
3562	polymerized dry pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 55
3563	dry teal pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 59
3564	extra-dry aged berry-infused sake	5	awesome	
3565	drinkable yellow citrus-infused sake	4	good	
3566	bad melon-infused sake	3	decent	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	wizardly sponge helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	hardy Socratic spongy shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +50
3570	avaricious resourceful square sponge pants of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	blinking baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	fuchsia six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	lime green slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	narrow green huge flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	blurry ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	rotten small rice	2	crappy	
3584	jumbo stale irradiated candy cane	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	moldy gingerbread mutant bugbear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	watered-down perfectly mixed red oozenog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	anodized unsweetened red sugar plum	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	boiled tumbling sugar banana	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	quadruple-diffused fuchsia sugar lime	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	warmed adjusted blinking sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	rosy-cheeked Mer-kin hookspear of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	maroon Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	flattened concentrated blue Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 42
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	fuchsia imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	fireproof scandalous stylish moist sailor's cap	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	squat yellow Jeselnik's boxer's speargun	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
3601	compass of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	mirror maroon bubblin' stone	0		
3606	teal medical-grade wholesome dangerous diving helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	clever stiffened aerated diving helmet of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	upside-down live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	irradiated quadruple-chilled sea grease	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 55
3612	jittery sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	spinning battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	energized unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	jittery The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	mirror wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	yellow mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	gray chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	parasitic claw of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	mirror parasitic tentacles of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	parasitic headgnawer of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	pulsating wicked parasitic strangleworm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	quantum modified bouncing Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	mirror olive ribald supercharged elven socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	narrow zippy aromatic elven gloves	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	wobbly toasty curative festive holiday hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	healthy patent shoes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	skewed Jeselnik's gray bow tie of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	experienced penguin thesaurus of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	yummy special shaking blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	wobbly jamfish jam	0		
3642	jittery dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pulsating pufferfish spine	0		
3644	chaotic depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	delicious purple canteen of wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	massive spoiled elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	6	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	fancy rotten spinning toast with jam	4	crappy	Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	cyan antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	perfectly mixed elven moonshine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	rotten jumbo knuckle sandwich	5	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	sage psycho sweater of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	lime green spinning fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	Socratic plastic Mob Penguin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	padded plastic mutant elf	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	flame-retardant plastic fat stack of cash	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	plastic strand of DNA of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	therapeutic plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	maroon container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	brawny Putty mitre	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	perfumed dance instructor's Putty leotard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Putty ball of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	wobbly red Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	huge lime green up-at-dawn crafty Putty snake of horror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	shaking Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	upside-down Oprah's educational glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	brainy glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	jittery therapeutic glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	delicious can of franks 'n' beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	perfectly mixed enchanted weak bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	EPIC	Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	jittery throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	spinning Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	shaking savvy diving muff	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
3678	practically non-alcoholic mediocre salinated mint julep	1	decent	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	blue globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	flavorless tempura carrot	3	decent	
3685	decent tiny lime green tempura cucumber	1	good	
3686	spoiled wobbly tempura avocado	3	crappy	
3687	jumbo rotten upside-down sea broccoli	5	crappy	
3688	rotten bouncing sea cauliflower	3	crappy	
3689	stale squat tempura broccoli	3	decent	
3690	flavorless tempura cauliflower	4	decent	
3691	adequate blinking sea blueberry	3	good	
3692	flavorless sea persimmon	4	decent	
3693	corrupted twirling pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 30
3694	vacuum-sealed wet tumbling bouncing pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 66
3695	greasy Mer-kin digpick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3696	green anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	shaking high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	pulsating teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	twirling map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	spinning resourceful experienced velcro broadsword of dire peril	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +50
3706	frosty Temple Grandin's velcro paddle ball of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3707	jittery blinking dog trainer's dangerous velcro shield of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +25
3708	spinning yellow spinning wool dance instructor's velcro boots of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3709	Sinatra's educational non-stick pugil stick	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5
3710	wool Da Vinci's teflon spatula of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +1
3711	hardened teflon shield of the empath of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +50
3712	squat greedy nasty lion tamer's teflon swim fins	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
3713	frightening smooth 7-inch discus	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +5
3714	Sherlock's mansplainer's boxer's PVC staff	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25
3715	miser's fireproof ribald vinyl shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
3716	scandalous vinyl boots of the wise owl of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
3717	blurry decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	pulsating lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	twirling tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	wobbly purple possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	spinning pile of coins	0		
3729	bouncing hand grenegg	0		
3730	skewed caret	0		
3731	lion tamer's glass gnoll eye	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3732	corrupted cigar butt	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 68
3733	flame-wreathed manly bloomers of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	lard-coated handwarmer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3737	greasy brawny lighter	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3738	spoiled mirror twirling packet of beer nuts	3	crappy	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	gray handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	galvanized concentrated jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 18
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	blinking software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	mirror vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	extra-tarnished moist shaking ghostly concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 64
3750	Annie Oakley's vampire pearl earring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
3751	delicious chocolate chip brownies	3	awesome	
3753	pulsating Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	flattened quadruple-oxidized squat love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	boiled spinning love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	double-wet narrow love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	magnetized wobbly love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	cold-filtered super-Vulcanized love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	dry enhanced diffused love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	extra-magnetized lime green breath mint	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 40
3761	blinking savvy vampire pearl ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
3762	Rosewater's vampire pearl necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
3763	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong bouncing slug of vodka	8	EPIC	
3764	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted slug of rum	1	EPIC	
3765	hand-crafted upside-down slug of shochu	4	EPIC	
3766	mediocre irresponsibly strong screwdiver	7	decent	
3767	bad dew yoana lei	3	decent	
3768	aged lychee chuhai	3	awesome	
3769	artisanal salacious screwdiver	4	EPIC	
3770	bad dew yoana salacious lei	4	decent	
3771	drinkable salacious lychee chuhai	3	good	
3772	artisanal triple-distilled shaking ghostly Alewife&trade; Ale	10	EPIC	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	lime green pulsating Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	ruddy wicked pink pinkslip slip	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	scorching sea salt scrubs of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +25
3778	Jeselnik's hardened savvy amber aviator shades	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
3779	activated hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 16
3780	narrow aromatic hale nurse's hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	ghostly blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	boiled upside-down bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	diluted bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	wobbly vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	blinking wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	jittery Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	lard-coated Mer-kin roundshield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
3804	sizzling energetic Mer-kin breastplate	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
3805	nippy Tesla Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	skewed shaking Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	frozen Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 50
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	teal Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	normal small spinning chocolate-frosted king cake	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	horrifying plastic baby	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	narrow midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	normal half-sized sea radish	2	good	
3818	twirling reassuring therapeutic padded halibut	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	Usain Bolt's water-polo mitt	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3821	magnetized aerosolized quantum syringe	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 42
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	deionized altered wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 18
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	yellow Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	lime green plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	moldy tempura radish	3	crappy	
3830	water-polo cap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	watered-down perfectly mixed Typical Tavern swill	2	EPIC	
3832	drinkable weak tropical swill	2	good	
3833	tolerable wobbly fruity girl swill	3	good	
3834	drinkable blended swill	4	good	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	spinning zippy dog trainer's supercharged strapping Elvish sunglasses	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	huge lightning-fast anniversary safety glass vest	0		Initiative: +40
3838	fortified anniversary burlap belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3839	extremely unsafe anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	careful anniversary pewter cape	0		Monster Level: -10
3842	mansplainer's out-of-tune biwa	0		Monster Level: +15
3843	wobbly twirling steel-toed dented harmonica	0		Damage Reduction: 9
3844	Jeselnik's weightlifter's magic whistle	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25
3845	mirror Sinatra's plastic blowgun	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3846	friendly rosy-cheeked razor-sharp jungle drum	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3
3847	hippy bongo of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
3848	knob bugle of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3849	yellow dangerous dance instructor's 4-dimensional guitar	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +10
3850	bouncing horrifying boxing glove	0		Spooky Damage: +25
3851	scandalous stanky boxing glove on a spring of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
3852	executive supercool half-sized guitar	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
3853	stanky bass drum of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: 75
3854	groovy pixel boomerang	0		Moxie Percent: +10
3855	greasy manspreader's world's smallest violin of the empath	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3856	lime green up-at-dawn ocarina of space of the cougar of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5
3857	sizzling a butt tuba	0		Hot Damage: +10
3858	rock-hard bone flute	0		Damage Reduction: 5
3859	infernal fife of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3860	maroon scandalous charming flute	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3861	upside-down maroon pulsating leaf of grass	0		
3862	Temple Grandin's therapeutic grass whistle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3863	green vibrating quilted plastic guitar	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3864	fuchsia finger cymbals of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
3865	blinking quilted grievous kettle drum	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40
3866	aromatic manspreader's double-barreled sling	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
3867	upside-down manspreader's educational magilaser blastercannon	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +10
3868	squat gray executive Rosewater's hanky&#363;	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	perfumed Jeselnik's ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	quilted experienced office-supply crossbow	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +40
3872	tumbling lion tamer's pocket theremin	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3873	upside-down strapping rave whistle of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Raveosity: +1
3874	huge hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	tumbling hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	censurious beefcake's fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	bouncing spinning encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	tumbling decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	non-chilled improved vial of slime	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 22
3886	magnetized skewed vial of slime	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 55
3887	unsweetened vial of slime	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 34
3888	ionized triple-cold-filtered vacuum-sealed vial of slime	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 16
3889	magnetized aerosolized teal vial of slime	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 41
3890	magnetized vacuum-sealed vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 45
3891	cold-filtered vacuum-sealed frozen vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 41
3892	quadruple-concentrated vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 34
3893	quadruple-improved blue vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 53
3894	modified vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 47
3895	colloidal vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 39
3896	double-energized modified vial of slime	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 28
3897	electrified oxidized extra-ionized blinking vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 14
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	blurry figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	mirror bouncing figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	blinking figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	shaking figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	twirling figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	watered-down mediocre blended swill with a fly in it	2	decent	
3914	squat turtle wax	0		
3915	blue sinister turtle wax shield	0		Spell Damage: +10
3916	turtle wax helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	banded turtle wax greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	bouncing dance instructor's meat shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	avaricious wicked turtlemail coif	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	jittery Samson's wizardly turtlemail breeches	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	vibrating hale turtlemail hauberk	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	mirror Da Vinci's spiky turtle helmet of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	blue knitted spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	spiky turtle shield of the overflowing toilet of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	shaking syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	non-unsweetened tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 28
3931	wobbly Tesla severed flipper of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	pulsating huge perfumed toasty bad-ass club	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	Vulcanized hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 50
3936	non-alkaline enhanced scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 24
3937	pickled blurry fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 54
3938	forbidden club of corruption	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	upside-down corrupt club of corruption of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	Oprah's corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	wobbly baleful personal trainer's slick evil-ass club	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	avaricious wicked nasty-ass club of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	skewed double-paned thinker's infernal toilet brush	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	blinking cool shadowy seal eye of the sewer	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	ghostly chaotic oyster egg balloon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3946	huge Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	blurry Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	blinking Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	spinning ghostly mink	0		
3954	blue shaking teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	shaking tin of caviar	0		
3958	brainy bejeweled cufflinks	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
3959	garish pinky ring	0		Item Drop: +5
3960	steel-toed designer sunglasses	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
3961	squat curative hardened opera glasses	0		Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	jittery Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	triple-pickled boiled jittery cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 48
3966	manspreader's electrified wizardly hot-ass club	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	manspreader's Da Vinci's frigid-ass club of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	narrow rock-hard smartaleck's creepy-ass club of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	vacuum-sealed deionized pulsating sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 14
3970	lime green Oprah's Sinatra's Abyssal ember	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	concentrated twirling frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 31
3972	twirling quilted seal spine of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	pressed modified seal lube	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 13
3974	Jack Frost's mannequin leg of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	gray zippy Samson's padded tortoise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +20
3976	rock-hard hardened tortoboggan	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	green Van der Graaf grievous painted shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3979	blue sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	Usain Bolt's chilly torquoise ring	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	blurry strapping dueling banjo of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +25
3985	tumbling soup turtle	0		
3986	teal samurai turtle	0		
3987	wobbly chilly Temple Grandin's samurai turtle helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	tumbling deadly turtle shell helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	pulsating upside-down security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	twirling blue infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	modified mirror agua de vida	1	good	Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	narrow frosty Van der Graaf tortoboggan shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4003	shaking bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	asbestos-lined soup-chucks	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4005	warmed unsweetened ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 51
4006	lime green memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	blurry memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	tumbling memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	shaking memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	olive blinking memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	greaves of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	piece of rebar of the empath of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4021	up-at-dawn frosty strapping shovel	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
4022	wobbly miser's lion tamer's beefy necklace	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +10
4023	tumbling jittery aromatic sizzling Da Vinci's speargun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
4024	green stylish compass of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +25
4025	chilly beefcake's helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	shaking lantern of wisdom of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15
4027	coward's medical-grade arcane researcher's greaves	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	lime green stiffened wizardly club of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40
4029	green memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	wobbly memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	twirling caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	normal slimy sweetbreads	4	good	
4038	practically non-alcoholic tolerable wobbly slimy fermented bile bladder	1	good	
4039	mixed green slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 10
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	skewed pig-iron helm of James Dean of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	Usain Bolt's pig-iron shinguards of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	rosewater-soaked pig-iron bracers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	mirror wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	narrow wumpus-hair whip of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	greasy smelly beefy wumpus-hair wig	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	savvy wumpus-hair loincloth of the brazier of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	jittery baleful sinister wumpus-hair sweater	0		Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	therapeutic ring of teleportation	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	acceptable tumbling White Hyborian	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	jittery fortified goblin hunting spear	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	skewed twirling greedy Da Vinci's goblin autoblowgun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	lard-coated tribal beads	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	sizzling curative stone fist	0		Hot Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	spinning beefcake's stone head	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	skewed Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	shaking pulsating Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	squat Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	spinning Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	twirling Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	wobbly twirling mirror essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	narrow essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	jittery Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	red ghostly multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	mansplainer's Fonzie's villainous scythe	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	baneful bandolier of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	crafty diabolical crossbow of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	shaking fuchsia double-paned supercharged malevolent medallion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	hardy quilted corrosive cowl	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	tumbling miser's smartaleck's grisly shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	prompt Newton's corroded breeches	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +3, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	knitted sinister pernicious cudgel	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	small yummy cupcake-in-a-cup	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	teal pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	adequate squat protein paste	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	cyber-mattock of the cougar of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	anodized polymerized pickled jittery neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	double-energized upside-down physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	upside-down small slimy cyst	0		
4093	huge medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	Van der Graaf peawee marble	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4096	greasy brown crock marble	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4097	MacGyver's China marble	0		Maximum MP: +100
4098	blue lemonade marble of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4099	chilly bumblebee marble	0		Cold Damage: +5
4100	shaking up-at-dawn jet bennie marble	0		Adventures: +5
4101	extremely unsafe beige clambroth marble of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25
4102	sharpshooter's steely marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4103	bouncing flame-wreathed healthy beach ball marble of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4104	manspreader's catseye marble	0		Monster Level: +10
4105	Jeselnik's bumboozer marble	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
4106	chilly chamoisole	0		Cold Damage: +5
4107	nitrogenated electrified bitter pill	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 27
4108	curative educational monstrous monocle	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	huge aromatic educational musty moccasins	0		Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	twirling clever molten medallion of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	Oprah's educational brazen bracelet	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	blurry censurious foul-smelling bitter bowtie	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	Annie Oakley's bewitching boots	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	miser's Jeselnik's ribald rickety unicycle	0		Sleaze Damage: 35, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
4117	razor-sharp crusty hula hoop of Leguizamo of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -5, Single Equip
4118	bouncing MacGyver's Coily&trade; of extreme caution of horror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4119	chilly careful Tesla school flying disc	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4120	lion tamer's healthy shellacked lawn dart	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
4121	lion tamer's supercharged Sinatra's wagon	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2
4122	bouncing wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	Temple Grandin's hardened smooth crown-shaped beanie	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	squat razor-sharp hopping socks of dire peril of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
4125	narrow Temple Grandin's wicked poodle skirt of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	fortified letterman's jacket of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +20
4127	teal zippy foul-smelling hardened slime hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	purple lightning-fast MacGyver's studded hardened slime pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	censurious thinker's hardened slime belt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	compressed pulsating boot plant	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	triple-distilled mediocre sham champagne	9	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	frozen tempura air	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14
4134	non-nitrogenated extra-concentrated huge pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 26
4135	skewed narrow moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	gray frightening stanky Tesla dangerous Bag o' Tricks	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	maroon slime stack	0		
4138	blue a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	narrow a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	blinking a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	blinking ghostly a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	medical-grade funny paper hat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	magnetized wobbly sand	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 60
4147	auspicious fortified charged magnet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	skewed lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	warmed dry dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	super-altered Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 30
4153	green rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	lime green pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	purple gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	lousy yellow pebblebr&auml;u	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	yummy rocky road ice cream	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	blue pulsating extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	wet anodized wet children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 24
4164	unsweetened Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 18
4165	narrow up-at-dawn coward's steel-toed Staff of the Soupbone	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +5
4166	resourceful Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	bouncing teal Voluminous Radio Hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	grievous Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	teal rock helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	flame-wreathed rock pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	twirling mirror rock necklace of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	squat Sherlock's sugar shotgun	0		Item Drop: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	educational sugar shillelagh	0		Experience: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	Sinatra's sugar shank	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	cyan skewed miser's ruddy studded sugar chapeau	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	twirling pulsating shellacked sugar shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	fuchsia slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	skewed slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	slime convention pin of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
4188	pulsating mirror slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	pulsating control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	blurry spinning savvy sugar shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	huge mansplainer's rave visor	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	ruddy baggy rave pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	purple Temple Grandin's pacifier necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	wobbly sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	blinking sea lasso	0		
4199	ghostly friendly sea cowboy hat of horror of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pulsating pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	mirror Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	shaking narrow double-paned Rosewater's brand new key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5
4207	jittery zippy dorsal fin	0		Initiative: +20
4208	jittery skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	huge roller skate decoy	0		
4211	ghostly twirling mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	bouncing reassuring skate blade of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	blurry Jack Frost's collapsible baton of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	blurry purple twirling groupie bra	0		
4218	pressed mirror groupie spangles	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 12
4219	horrifying Lo Pan's skate board	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25
4220	twirling S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	lime green baleful yield shield	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	cyan tumbling wobbly squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	shaking Star of Bravery of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	narrow olive amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	spinning upside-down ice skate decoy	0		
4232	jittery blurry narrow ice skate doll	0		
4233	huge hacienda key	0		
4234	spinning resourceful pat&eacute; knife	0		Maximum MP: +50
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	purple bouncing inspector's cheese-slicer	0		Item Drop: +15
4238	decent bite-sized beef jerky	1	good	
4239	medical-grade pipe wrench	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4240	anodized gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 38
4241	sleep mask of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	cool sock garters	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
4243	dry mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 67
4244	bouncing razor-sharp leather-bound tome	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4245	narrow bookmark	0		
4246	blurry Lo Pan's ivory cue ball	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
4247	hand-crafted purple decanter of fine Scotch	3	super EPIC	
4248	pickled upside-down blinking expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 25
4249	twirling tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	quantum improved vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 33
4253	double-vacuum-sealed potion of speed	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 57
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	gray Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	corrupted dry activated lime green sap	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	bouncing petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	small toothsome chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	weak delicious special spinning mulled cider	2	awesome	Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	bouncing bark boxers of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	pulsating MacGyver's bark beret	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	mirror nippy bark bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
4267	jittery knitted hale Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	shaking scorching Galapagosian Cuisses of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	careful Angelhair Culottes of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	frightening wicked Newman's Own Trousers	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	Temple Grandin's healthy Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	teal hale Lederhosen of the Night of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	anodized ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	skewed Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	jittery Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	ruddy thinker's Underworld truncheon of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	scandalous arcane researcher's Socratic Staff of the Woodfire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	quilted Underworld flail of the bloodbag of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	blue extremely unsafe Mer-kin bunwig of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	red censurious lard-coated weightlifter's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	lightning-fast Jeselnik's crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	twirling resourceful curative shellacked Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	flame-retardant horrifying Mer-kin scholar mask of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	frosty wicked Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	green fortified boxer's Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	lightning-fast wholesome Mer-kin headguard of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	foul-smelling Mer-kin waistrope	0		Stench Damage: +10
4290	twirling smooth Mer-kin facecowl of the dark arts of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4291	cyan steel-toed Mer-kin thighguard	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4292	maroon family-friendly ruddy slick Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	squat careful Fonzie's beefcake's Mer-kin dragnet	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	fireproof hardy dangerous Mer-kin switchblade	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	twirling crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	skewed dog trainer's Ass-Stompers of Violence of the pedagogue of the blizzard	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	avaricious Rosewater's beefcake's Brand of Violence	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	blinking gravedigger's extremely unsafe Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
4300	knitted Da Vinci's Lens of Violence of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	teal family-friendly therapeutic Pigsticker of Violence of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4302	wobbly spinning clever steel-toed brawny Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	avaricious supercool groovy Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	fireproof dance instructor's Girdle of Hatred of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	bouncing frightening baleful strapping Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
4306	Lo Pan's Pantaloons of Hatred of incineration of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	chaotic clever shellacked Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
4308	twirling rosy-cheeked brawny Lens of Hatred of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	prompt educational Treads of Loathing	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	stanky shellacked Scepter of Loathing of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cloathing
4311	MacGyver's rock-hard Belt of Loathing of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	blue miser's Goggles of Loathing of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	Jack Frost's slick Stick-Knife of Loathing of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Cloathing
4314	wool gravedigger's fortified Jeans of Loathing	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	teal Annual Ascot of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
4316	greedy MacGyver's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	ghostly Flail of the Seven Aspects of extreme caution of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -25, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	upside-down auspicious family-friendly Annie Oakley's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	blurry family-friendly groovy Rosewater's Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	pulsating double-paned scorching Jack Frost's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	aromatic coward's Annie Oakley's wizardly The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	friendly wholesome Claw of the Infernal Seal of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	ghostly maroon electrified rosy-cheeked experienced Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	Usain Bolt's forbidden Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	fireproof Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	miser's family-friendly stylish Bling of the New Wave	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	mirror zippy Samson's sage La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	skewed suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	miniature decent candy kneecapping stick	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	rotten thick fuchsia licorice garrote	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	gravedigger's candy knuckles	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	massive bland squat jawbruiser	6	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	wet adjusted polymerized narrow chocolate car	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	spinning prompt plastic 11 Dealer	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	blinking plastic Crimbo Casino of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	prompt plastic stocking mimic	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	smartaleck's plastic Don Crimbo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	twirling greasy plastic Crimbomination	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	diffused Piddles	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	double-polarized polarized quadruple-pickled skewed BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	cold-filtered anodized Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	twirling Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	olive string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	skewed plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	personal trainer's snow hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	scorching snow pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	grievous snow belly	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	maroon pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	spinning A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	gray A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	tasty expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	spinning snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	narrow elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	deionized maroon elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	rotten snack-sized penguin focaccia bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	drinkable irresponsibly strong herringcello	10	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	weak acceptable elven cellocello	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	blurry wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	jittery handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	narrow bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	gray handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	tumbling maroon chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	twirling grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	blurry Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	foul-smelling throwing wrench	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	bouncing pair of bolt cutters of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	yellow upside-down poison pen of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	Van der Graaf speed limit shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	purple twirling smooth live wire of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	Tesla forbidden misfit dolly	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	padded Herculean misfit hobby horse	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	arcane researcher's misfit teddy bear of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	twirling fortified pocketwatch on a chain of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	sharpshooter's cement sandals of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	skewed medical-grade night-vision goggles of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	jittery electrified peanut brittle shield	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	up-at-dawn Herculean Red Rover BB gun	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	dangerous red-and-green sweater	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	triple-adjusted maroon skewed Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	ionized altered bouncing Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	ionized deionized Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	narrow Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	blinking crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	zippy cheese sword	0		Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	sinister cheese diaper	0		Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	cheese wheel of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	huge squat wholesome cheese eye	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	blinking tumbling censurious chaotic Staff of Queso Escusado of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	narrow huge The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	green Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	tasty massive quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	spirit-forward drinkable Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	dog trainer's sealhide hood	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	sealhide leggings of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	ruddy sealhide cloak	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4418	sealhide buckler of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
4419	wizardly sealhide whip	0		Mysticality: +25
4420	Fonzie's sealhide moccasins	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
4421	boxer's sealhide gloves	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4422	sealhide belt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4423	skewed sealhide snare	0		
4424	cyan puzzling trophy	0		
4425	pressed sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 68
4426	wobbly hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	glowstick on a string of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Raveosity: +1
4429	green candy necklace of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	chaotic teddybear backpack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	tarnished improved bouncing invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	frozen skewed teal irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	nitrogenated irritability potion	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	friendly guard turtle shell	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	crowbar of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
4442	brawny spaghetti cult rosary	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4443	electrified spaghetti cult mask	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	spangly mariachi pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	Jeselnik's spangly mariachi vest of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25
4447	olive boxer's spangly sombrero	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	dried Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	blurry map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	pointy hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	machetito of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	tumbling nippy lawnmower blade	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	upside-down grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	resourceful The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	reassuring Samson's snailmail coif	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	nippy rock-hard snailmail breeches	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	spinning Annie Oakley's boxer's snailmail hauberk	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
4461	double-unsweetened bouncing seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 50
4462	polymerized anodized lime green chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 53
4463	dry denatured blurry chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 20
4464	magnetized blinking chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 35
4465	double-energized twirling chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 34
4466	quantum chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 41
4467	liquefied chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 17
4468	blinking Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	BRICKO hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	fuchsia aromatic BRICKO pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	Oprah's BRICKO sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	spinning fuchsia BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	blurry BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	squat BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	fuchsia BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	Lo Pan's BRICKO bulwark	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	pulsating gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	fuchsia gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	huge BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	ghostly olive upside-down extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	concentrated modified recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 32
4498	colloidal extra-pressed recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 55
4499	chilled recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 40
4500	electrified nitrogenated spinning recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 57
4501	tarnished anodized skewed maroon recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 32
4502	vacuum-sealed pickled recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 13
4503	tarnished recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	Van der Graaf beefcake's heart of the volcano	0		Muscle: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4505	quadruple-energized olive Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 57
4506	wobbly puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	deionized unsweetened warmed &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	yellow reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	moldy special walrus ice cream	4	crappy	Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	rotten miniature beautiful soup	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	upside-down Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	big stale Humpty Dumplings	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	adequate Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	drinkable strong missing wine	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	half-sized stale blue matter custard	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	quadruple-deionized dry huge squat comfit?	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	Lo Pan's vibrating flamingo mallet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	pulsating croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	special Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	experienced stylish eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	banded wig of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	adequate donut	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	adequate bucket of honey	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	prompt savvy elephant stinger	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	miniature spoiled dragon snaps	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	olive Temple Grandin's Oprah's snapdragon pistil	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	gigantic fancy decent rook cookie	8	good	Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	decent narrow bishop cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	bland enchanted mirror knight cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	thick stale king cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	bland queen cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	teal twirling fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	Van der Graaf insane tophat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	tumbling vibrating quilted helm of the knight	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	teal wristwatch of the knight of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	ghostly baleful trousers of the knight of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	upside-down tophat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	zippy tie	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
4543	tuxedo pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	tumbling walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	jittery carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	spinning energetic detour shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	blurry left parenthesis	0		
4553	upside-down lowercase a	0		
4554	purple percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	ghostly mirror equal sign	0		
4559	blue skewed record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	mirror hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	acceptable weak green huge world's most unappetizing beverage	2	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	knitted slippery when wet shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	toothsome raisin	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	rosewater-soaked lion tamer's flyest of shirts	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	super-sized adequate wobbly a dance upon the palate	5	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	spoiled prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	mirror tumbling Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	stale tiny shaking squirmy violent party snack	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	groovy can-you-dig-it?	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	yellow The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	teal ghostly pulsating panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	corrupted super-irradiated ghostly Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	sharpshooter's school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	olive energetic T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	moldy six wedges of goat cheese	3	crappy	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	lime green upside-down boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	purple Herculean pixel whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
4590	Fonzie's pixel chain whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	manspreader's pixel morning star	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pulsating pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	red blinking pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	shaking pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	hand-crafted fancy watered-down plastic cup of beer	2	EPIC	Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	spinning orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	squat spinning keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	ghostly Jeselnik's electrified bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	half-sized rotten sun-dried tofu	2	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	tolerable practically non-alcoholic soyburger juice	1	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	cyan respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	lime green essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	extra-dry upside-down essential soy	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	magnetized extra-aerosolized bouncing essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	gray Annie Oakley's Crown of Thrones	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	watered-down drinkable Cinco Mayo Lager	2	good	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	mirror Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	blurry pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	improved magnetized shaking chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	moldy cyan blinking pawn cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	compressed squat olive coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	maroon finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	coward's plastic spider ring	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	strapping plastic kazoo	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	prompt inflatable baseball bat	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	Rosewater's boxer's googly-star hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	shaking googly-ball hat of wisdom of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	greasy horrifying googly-heart hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	chilly super-sweet boom box of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	twirling asbestos-lined sinister demon mask of wisdom of doom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	blinking wobbly stanky dance instructor's Samson's streetfighting champion's belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	gravedigger's Space Trip safety headphones of wisdom of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	wobbly dog trainer's LARP carp	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4641	auspicious nippy KoL Con Six Pack	0		Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
4642	shaking Gregarious Gregorian Smock of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
4643	beefy rxr shield	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	jittery ghostly family-friendly lard-coated savvy Juju Mojo Mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	fireproof space trooper helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	mirror aromatic brawny Meteoid ice beam of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	double-paned mansplainer's Socratic Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	twirling fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	bouncing asbestos-lined razor-sharp ironic knit cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	blurry ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	shaking ironic battle spoon of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
4655	ghostly greasy stanky smelly ironic jogging shorts	0		Stench Spell Damage: 35, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	chaotic mole skin notebook	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	bouncing map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	maroon supercharged blackberry galoshes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
4660	foul-smelling lion tamer's trout fang	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	rotten red blinking poisonous caviar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	corrupted wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	shaking Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	executive double-paned Ellsbury's skull	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	sizzling hot plate	0		Hot Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
4666	steel-toed Da Vinci's imp unity ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 9
4667	shaking therapeutic Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4668	pulsating green lard-coated observational glasses	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4669	hilarious comedy prop of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	acceptable enchanted pulsating booze-soaked cherry	3	good	Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	moldy mirror marshmallow	4	crappy	
4674	immense normal sponge cake	6	good	
4675	artisanal gin-soaked blotter paper	3	EPIC	
4676	ghostly tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	skewed smoked potsherd	0		
4681	careful pottery shield	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	Tesla pottery hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	gray huge pottery training pants of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	up-at-dawn pottery club	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	mirror pottery yo-yo of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	upside-down pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	squat fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	lime green fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	pulsating fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	mirror fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	tumbling fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	bouncing fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	pulsating frosty forbidden Greatest American Pants of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	fossilized necklace of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	blinking imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	huge fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	pulsating waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	Socratic red-hot medallion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	blinking fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	teal fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	skewed E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	ghostly immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	blue pulsating popsicle stick	0		
4714	moldy lemon popsicle	3	crappy	
4715	small flavorless popsicle	2	decent	
4716	stale fancy strawberry popsicle	3	decent	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 5
4717	spoiled bite-sized blurry liver popsicle	1	crappy	
4718	ghostly beefcake's mariachi hat	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	brainy Hollandaise helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	maroon organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	moldy fancy liver and let pie	3	crappy	Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	flavorless pulsating gray badass pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	massive spoiled shoo-fish pie	8	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	rotten pulsating piping organ pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	jumbo adequate igloo pie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	rotten pulsating stomach turnover	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	toothsome special snack-sized dead lights pie	2	awesome	Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	spoiled purple throbbing organ pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	Lo Pan's stop shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	bouncing prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	grievous beer-soaked mop	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4738	hand-crafted day-old beer	4	EPIC	
4739	triple-distilled delicious wobbly plain beer	7	awesome	
4740	hand-crafted overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	3	EPIC	
4741	wobbly smiling rat	0		
4742	blurry rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	Vulcanized cold-filtered PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 43
4745	super-diffused denatured frozen Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 62
4746	dry modified denatured spinning Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 37
4747	thick decent bone meal	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	hand-crafted bone aperitif	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	jittery bonerang of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	smelly bone and arrows	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	ghostly extremely unsafe boning knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	wobbly Temple Grandin's bone crusher	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	maroon asbestos-lined bone spurs	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	ribald bonedanna of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	electrified padded boneana hammock	0		Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	altered candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	wobbly pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	tasty half-sized skewed lime green pumpkin pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	perfectly mixed pumpkin beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	deionized tarnished pickled mirror huge pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	narrow Annie Oakley's shin gourds of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	narrow Jack Frost's Tesla Van der Graaf Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 12, MP Regen Max: 17, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	gray ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	ghostly Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	wobbly Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	pulsating Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	massive delicious blurry spinning CRIMBCOIDS mints	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	tumbling can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	adequate CRIMBCOLOAF	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	decent circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	plastic CRIMBCO HQ of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	huge plastic fax machine of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	plastic hobo elf of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	blurry personal trainer's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	huge plastic Best Game Ever of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	yellow robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	mirror robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	normal snack-sized blurry triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	jumbo adequate square CRIMBCOOKIE	5	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	horrifying mansplainer's Samson's bindlestocking	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the scaredy-cat of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	teal smartaleck's Uncle Hobo's epic beard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	shaking ribald horrifying Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	lard-coated manspreader's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	dog trainer's fortified Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	wobbly auspicious Lo Pan's Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	ionized squat chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	blue curative gift-a-pult	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	magnetized liquefied purple holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	squat paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	pulsating CRIMBCO lanyard of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	tumbling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	spinning pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	spinning paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	sinister stylish paperclip-on tie of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	friendly paperclip pants of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	family-friendly Rosewater's paperclip turban of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	twirling Lo Pan's paperclip cape	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	liquefied chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	oxidized oxidized bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	adjusted incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	quadruple-galvanized ionized pulsating olive tumbling myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	hand-crafted jittery CRIMBCO wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	super-sized stale toe jam toast	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	fuchsia traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	yummy cyan traffic jam toast	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	spinning space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	stale space jam toast	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	moist triple-unsweetened blurry motivational poster	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	olive bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	adequate huge teal festive sausage	9	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	half-sized bland holiday cheese log	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	olive holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of the brazier of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	miser's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	ruddy BGE pocket calendar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	twirling nasty BGE plastic toy	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	pulsating double-paned stapler bear	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	Sherlock's adhesive tape dolly	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	wool scissor duck	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	spinning blinking coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	teal greedy greasy Seven Loco	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	squat coward's Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	grievous Loathing Legion moondial	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	olive sage Loathing Legion necktie	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	bouncing lard-coated Loathing Legion knife	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	skewed Sinatra's Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	bouncing dangerous Loathing Legion can opener	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	greedy Loathing Legion chainsaw of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	hardy Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	huge prompt Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	shaking miser's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	padded Loathing Legion double prism	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	shaking rock-hard Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	wobbly foul-smelling Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	narrow bouncing smooth Loathing Legion abacus	0		Moxie: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	pulsating green Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Loathing Legion pizza stone of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	skewed Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	wobbly stylish Loathing Legion hammer	0		Moxie: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	jittery Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	teal a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	jittery time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	snack-sized flavorless Knob jelly donut	2	decent	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	squat purple Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	maroon Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	flattened gray weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 58
4950	dry nitrogenated abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 21
4951	double-paned flimsy clipboard	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4952	quantum denatured baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 24
4953	brawny strapping whalebone corset	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
4954	narrow sizzling oven mitts	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
4955	spoiled huge overcookie	4	crappy	
4956	adequate philosopher's scone	4	good	
4957	quantum half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 27
4958	huge savvy Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4959	decent shaking Knob nuts	3	good	
4960	aged Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4	awesome	
4961	cyan Subject 37 file	0		
4962	hardened mysterious lapel pin of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	gray Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	red Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	blinking Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	purple Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	blinking Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	blurry ghostly Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	green ghostly Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	lime green Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	blurry Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	jittery Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	red Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	purple Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	yellow blinking Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	jittery narrow green Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	red Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	card sleeve of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	moldy wasabi pocky	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	bland tobiko pocky	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	decent natto pocky	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	weak bad wasabi-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	hand-crafted huge tobiko-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	smooth bouncing natto-infused sake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	warmed shaking wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	diffused non-ionized tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	altered alkaline wobbly natto marble soda	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	oxidized dry elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	bad marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	acceptable boozy teal cranberry schnapps	5	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	mediocre breaded beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	high-proof delicious jittery soy cordial	10	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	cyan ribald sharpshooter's rock-hard astral bludgeon	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
5029	miser's sizzling astral shield	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
5030	tumbling scorching thinker's astral chapeau of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	lightning-fast horrifying astral bracer of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
5032	hale steel-toed Fonzie's astral longbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20
5033	pulsating electrified boxer's astral shorts of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	wool wholesome stiffened astral mace	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
5035	flame-retardant dance instructor's astral trousers of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	sinister extremely unsafe astral ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10
5037	pulsating lard-coated sharpshooter's cool astral statuette	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5038	inspector's arcane researcher's astral pistol of horror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
5039	lightning-fast astral mask of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +40
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	wholesome rock-hard deadly astral shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +10
5042	aromatic wizardly astral belt	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
5043	small flavorless blurry astral hot dog	2	???	
5044	artisanal blinking astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	teal astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	wool supercool double-ice cap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	double-ice box of Gandalf of the empath of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	Jim Carey's double-ice britches of wisdom of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	yellow handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	shaking intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	mirror obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	maroon best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	moist concentrated Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	polarized improved wobbly blue Red Pill	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	tumbling Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	bouncing boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	jittery voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	normal spaghetti con calaveras	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	normal popcorn	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	moldy chaos popcorn	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	olive knitted extremely unsafe savvy hole	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	rotten s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	mediocre irresponsibly strong Russian Ice	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	clay ashtray of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	Socratic lanyard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	upside-down banded monster pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	chilled frozen ionized spinning Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	twirling pulsating nasty thinker's Van der Graaf helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	upside-down maroon grievous crutch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	executive shock belt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	frozen Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	mirror personal trainer's rubber band gun	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	yellow flame-wreathed pin-stripe slacks	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	green up-at-dawn gloves	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	diffused flattened yellow correction fluid	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	boxer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	beefy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	purple frosty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	maroon narrow greasy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	skewed teal arcane researcher's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	Jack Frost's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	cyan brawny Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	skewed maroon wicked Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	bouncing huge cyan Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	blue Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	upside-down Newton's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	sinister Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	quadruple-alkaline willyweed	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	alkaline Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	quadruple-dry activated fish juice box	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	blurry skewed paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	blurry hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	perfectly mixed weak Jeppson's Malort	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	prompt stress ball	0		Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	Ultracolor&trade; shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	blinking A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	pulsating Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	Socratic Samson's smartaleck's Admiral's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	Tesla supercool aviator's cap of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	friendly dance instructor's mirrored aviator shades	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	blurry Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	wobbly Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	spinning Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	wobbly Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	tarnished Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	moldy elven hardtack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	fortified acceptable shaking elven squeeze	5	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	fuchsia lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	pulsating E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	modified gray astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 50
5141	bouncing Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	ionized aerosolized huge honeypot	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 50
5146	snack-sized bland wild honey pie	2	decent	
5147	acceptable upside-down honey mead	3	good	
5148	red healthy honey dipper of bravery of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
5149	huge sharpshooter's shellacked arcane researcher's honeybritches	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	family-friendly curative educational honeycap	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	Moonthril Circlet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	twirling green manspreader's Moonthril Greaves	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	Jeselnik's Moonthril Flamberge	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	miser's Moonthril Longbow	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	hardy Moonthril Cuirass	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	smartaleck's plush alielf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	magnetized oxidized concentrated blinking Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	Sinatra's plush dogcat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	groovy plush hamsterpus	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	Rosewater's plush ferrelf	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	Van der Graaf plush alien hamsterpus	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	manspreader's plush mutated alielf	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	lime green asbestos-lined arcane researcher's plush mutated alielephant	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	tumbling mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	boxer's girl	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	activated blinking transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	weak drinkable Saison du Lune	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	delicious twirling Moonthril Schnapps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	weak tolerable squat Wrecked Generator	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	super-sized spoiled Spaghetti with Moonballs	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	adequate Crepes a la Lune	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	stale Moon Pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	denatured flattened purple squat Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	denatured denatured twirling skewed Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	alkaline energized aerosolized skewed gray 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	bouncing Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	energized vacuum-sealed olive honey stick	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 27
5189	dry double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	hardy Da Vinci's Operation Patriot Shield of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	irradiated boiled corrupted data	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	purple 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	steel-toed Great S-Cape	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Herculean Marvelous Unitard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	dehydrated gooey paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	distilled beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	mixed paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	compressed ectoplasmic paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	twisted greasy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	compressed bug paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	modified teal hippy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	mixed orc paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	denatured demonic paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	compressed shaking indescribably horrible paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	boiled upside-down paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	mixed spinning shaking goblin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	distilled pirate paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	modified teal squat narrow chlorophyll paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	denatured huge paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	altered huge Mer-kin paste	1	good	Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	denatured ghostly slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	pickled penguin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	diluted squat elemental paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	powdered olive cosmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	vaporized tumbling hobo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	distilled ghostly maroon Crimbo paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	squat Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	cyan Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	spoiled snack-sized mirror Ur-Donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	ghostly The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	skewed box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	delicious strong bucket of wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	flavorless upside-down ultrafondue	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	squat snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	wobbly borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	shining halo of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	Samson's furry halo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	Herculean frosty halo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	asbestos-lined time halo	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	drinkable Lumineux Limnio	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	artisanal fancy Morto Moreto	3	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	acceptable Temps Tempranillo	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	perfectly mixed Bordeaux Marteaux	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	high-proof perfectly mixed Fromage Pinotage	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	perfectly mixed Beignet Milgranet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	bad Muschat	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	rotten diet cool jelly donut	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	flavorless spinning shrapnel jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	normal occult jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	flavorless huge squat thyme jelly donut	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	half-sized flavorless danish	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	spoiled diet gray smashed danish	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	moldy narrow bouncing forbidden danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	gigantic normal mirror cool cat claw	8	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	half-sized decent blunt cat claw	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	bite-sized moldy shadowy cat claw	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	small toothsome wobbly cheezburger	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	normal toasted brie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	deionized teal potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	chilled ionized jittery too legit potion	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	boiled bouncing Bright Water	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	altered magnetized upside-down cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	frozen narrow olive graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	pressed moist fuchsia pulsating cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	tarnished jittery potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	extra-enhanced flattened squat potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	warmed improved potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	dry potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	diffused potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	hammerus of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	fuchsia spinning blunt icepick of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	fluorescent lightbulb of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	blinking stiffened supercool blammer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	clock-cleaning hammer of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	broken clock of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	skewed ruddy dethklok	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	glacial clock of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	squat Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	twirling d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	cyan d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	jittery d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	jittery d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	twirling generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	red kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	maroon newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	spinning wobbly slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	spoiled enchanted phish stick	3	crappy	Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	fortified occult plastic vampire fangs of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	shaking upside-down squat Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	olive Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	smelly dog trainer's wicked Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Sinatra's Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	olive Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	wobbly Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	blurry funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	alkaline Vulcanized ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	pickled upside-down necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	Vulcanized moist bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	pressed whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	vacuum-sealed press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	improved alkaline Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	oxidized bouncing Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	dry chilled moist pulsating Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	quadruple-moist shaking Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	wet wet Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	delicious Ecto-Cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	perfectly mixed Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	drinkable huge Blood Light	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	perfectly mixed huge Silver Bullet beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	lousy weak Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	pulsating blue ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	tarnished ionized ghostly teal sorority brain	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	aerosolized Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	irradiated drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	skewed sharpshooter's extra-see-thru nightie	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	padded BRAINS shorts of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	wobbly pulsating padded Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	scrunchie of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	horrifying extremely skinny jeans of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	healthy Sinatra's The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	spinning tumbling red nasty resourceful quilted The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	medical-grade cool The Necbromancer's Shorts of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	wobbly tumbling MacGyver's slick The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	boozy perfectly mixed The Cooler Out of Space	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	non-boiled extra-concentrated narrow Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	squat death blossom	0		
5347	tumbling pulsating huge A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	bouncing A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	twirling Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	narrow A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	olive narrow Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	twirling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	ghostly blue CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	mirror baleful KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	plastic trollipop of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	upside-down plastic Fudge Wizard of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	reassuring plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	teal Usain Bolt's plastic colollilossus	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	coward's Sinatra's plastic Big Candy	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	dried groose grease	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	shaking lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	fuchsia bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	double-paned ridiculous belt	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	flame-wreathed ridiculous earring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	tumbling ridiculous sunglasses of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	normal gigantic ridiculous sandwich	7	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	bad ridiculous cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	miser's horrifying zombie monkey necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	purple sandpaper	0		
5395	bouncing peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	galvanized peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	flavorless snack-sized peppermint patty	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	huge candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	mirror maroon ghostly peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	candy cane of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	blinking scorching Newton's beefcake's cane-mail shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	blue Jack Frost's therapeutic smooth cane-mail pants	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	special mediocre Vodka Matryoshka	4	decent	Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	watered-down artisanal Gin Mint	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic tumbling Tequiz Navidad	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	drinkable Mint Yulep	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	perfectly mixed purple pulsating Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	weak special artisanal Sangria de Menthe	2	EPIC	Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	narrow candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	red licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	denatured quadruple-corrupted polarized licorice root	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	adjusted banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	galvanized frozen pear supersucker	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	ionized lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	energized denatured pulsating kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	pressed corrupted wobbly strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	olive blurry fortified bananarama bangle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	thinker's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	wobbly brainy tourmalime tourniquet	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	fireproof kumquartz ring	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	lightning-fast strawberyl necklace	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	purple prompt knitted sucker bucket	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	stiffened sucker hakama	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	wobbly arcane researcher's sucker kabuto	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	mirror Oprah's sucker tachi	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	jittery sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	mirror fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	irradiated fudge lily	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	ionized jittery fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	narrow fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	super-sized decent fudgesicle	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	narrow wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	squat upside-down miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	quantum electrified double-polymerized purple devilish folio	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	blue clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	twirling jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	blinking vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	red squat lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	bouncing gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	huge gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	tarnished extra-polymerized Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	rotten green fudge bunny	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	squat crafty sage fudgecycle of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	cyan Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	dry wet spinning resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	altered ionized blinking resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	moist alkaline resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	Vulcanized mirror resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	altered resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	pickled vacuum-sealed resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	super-denatured extra-pressed nitrogenated resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	anodized unsweetened resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	denatured green mirror resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	spinning gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	tumbling gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	nitrogenated gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	vacuum-sealed modified gummi snake	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	quantum gummi canary	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	moldy miniature gummi bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	adequate gummi bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	decent gummi bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	moldy huge drunki-bear	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	toothsome squat drunki-bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	moldy drunki-bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	upside-down zippy gummi bowtie	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	bouncing clever fudge pocket square	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	lollipop cufflinks of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	blurry belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	tumbling ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	blurry red blurry belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	ionized warmed twirling gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	activated improved cyan upside-down gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	dry concentrated upside-down gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	ruddy Big Candy's tophat of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	miniature spoiled enchanted purple jerky coins	2	crappy	Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	bad narrow Go-Wassail	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	triple-adjusted Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	liquefied tarnished bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	adjusted lime green skewed skewed wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	purple Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	olive twirling Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	narrow pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	shaking pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pulsating huge pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	twirling pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	narrow pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	mirror pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	wobbly pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	upside-down pulsating pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	boiled Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	twirling do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	narrow whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	gigantic rotten berries of suffering	6	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	polymerized flattened double-pickled baobab sap	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	denatured warmed olive Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	watered-down tolerable Barulio's bottle	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	tarnished irradiated tumbling ghostly Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	tumbling half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	quadruple-tarnished desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	tumbling Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	rosewater-soaked gravedigger's Leapin' Trousers	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
5544	drinkable watered-down tumbling eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	stale hamhock	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	blurry Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	narrow Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	blurry Trusty of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	tarnished adjusted red fireclutch	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 22
5556	coward's Rain-Doh wings of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	upside-down yellow Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	careful stylish Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	Tesla thinker's Rain-Doh lantern	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	fuchsia Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	wobbly ghostly rosy-cheeked Rain-Doh violet bo of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	blurry Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	pulsating Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	super-sized stale PB&BP	5	decent	
5566	decent fancy club sandwich	3	good	Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 10
5567	tiny toothsome corned-beef Reuben	1	awesome	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	bad weak blinking Drac & Tan	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	hand-crafted weak cyan Transylvania Sling	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	irresponsibly strong artisanal Shot of the Living Dead	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	special delicious Buttery Knob	4	awesome	Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	hand-crafted wobbly Slippery Knob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Flaming Knob	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	tolerable Grasshopper	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	fortified hand-crafted Locust	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	smooth strong Plague of Locusts	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	tolerable Red Dwarf	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	acceptable irresponsibly strong Golden Mean	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	extra-dry acceptable Green Giant	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	delicious high-proof teal Aye Aye	9	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	mediocre Aye Aye, Captain	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	weak acceptable mirror Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	tolerable Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	delicious special bouncing More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	awesome	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	drinkable watered-down blurry Oh, the Humanitini	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	perfectly mixed weak Great Older Fashioned	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	perfectly mixed watered-down huge blurry Fuzzy Tentacle	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	perfectly mixed Crazymaker	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	irresponsibly strong bad Zoodriver	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	acceptable triple-distilled skewed Sloe Comfortable Zoo	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	hand-crafted bouncing Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	hand-crafted Suffering Sinner	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	tolerable blinking Suppurating Sinner	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	weak fancy delicious Sizzling Sinner	2	awesome	Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	aged Firewater	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	bad extra-dry wobbly Earth and Firewater	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	artisanal Earth, Wind and Firewater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	delicious ghostly Slimosa	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	watered-down artisanal Extra-slimy Slimosa	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	perfectly mixed Slimebite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	acceptable Cement Mixer	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	drinkable Jackhammer	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	bad practically non-alcoholic skewed Dump Truck	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	tolerable irresponsibly strong upside-down Fauna Libre	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	mediocre weak Chakra Libre	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	acceptable high-proof spinning mirror Aura Libre	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	smooth practically non-alcoholic Sazerorc	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Sazuruk-hai	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	tolerable Flaming Sazerorc	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	mediocre Green Velvet	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	bad weak spinning Green Muslin	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	artisanal Green Burlap	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	mediocre boozy Mohobo	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	perfectly mixed Moonshine Mohobo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	drinkable blurry Flaming Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	lousy yellow shaking Drunken Philosopher	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	drinkable practically non-alcoholic blurry Drunken Neurologist	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	weak artisanal squat Drunken Astrophysicist	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	mediocre Dark & Starry	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	artisanal Black Hole	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	tolerable Event Horizon	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	watered-down acceptable jittery Herring Daiquiri	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	aged practically non-alcoholic ghostly Herring Wallbanger	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	lousy Herringtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	watered-down drinkable Lollipop Drop	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	artisanal Candy Alexander	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	lousy Candicaine	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	lousy practically non-alcoholic spinning Caipiranha	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	aged irresponsibly strong Flying Caipiranha	9	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	lousy ghostly Flaming Caipiranha	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	tolerable watered-down skewed Punchplanter	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	drinkable spinning Doublepunchplanter	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	smooth special Haymaker	3	awesome	Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	huge Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	shaking crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	adequate fungus	3	good	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	pressed wet skewed teal stone wool	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 17
5644	skewed stones	0		
5645	narrow the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	calendar of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
5648	ghostly coward's Socratic Boris's Helm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	skewed tumbling wool smooth staph of homophones	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Alters Page Text
5650	yellow sizzling brainy Boris's Helm (askew) of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	shaking mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	jittery maroon Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	tumbling blinking key-o-tron	0		
5654	snack-sized bland special nailswurst	2	decent	Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 35
5655	artisanal used beer	4	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	wobbly fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	ruddy insulting hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	wool offensive moustache	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5661	squat scandalous hairshirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
5662	shaking Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	lime green pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	teal How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	spoiled skewed fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	crappy	
5671	delicious high-proof narrow slap and slap again	7	awesome	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	wobbly &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	compressed watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	medical-grade Ze&trade; goggles	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	tumbling soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	inspector's steel-toed stylish swimsuit	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	spinning lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	snack-sized moldy P.B.L.T.	2	crappy	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	ghostly BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	upside-down blinking bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	jittery vibrating UV monocular	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	ghostly pacification grenade	0		
5692	blue Fonzie's quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
5693	ghostly hardened phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
5694	upside-down Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	extremely unsafe bugbear detector	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	blinking 1 Meat	0		
5698	scorching Da Vinci's The Lost Glasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	squat The Lost Comb	0		
5701	narrow Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	shaking crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	healthy wax hat of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	strapping wax pants of doom	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	oxidized drop of water-37	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	perfumed asbestos-lined fireman's helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	perfumed fire axe	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	Sherlock's Tesla Herculean fire extinguisher	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	maroon Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	half-sized adequate FDKOL hotcakes	2	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	huge hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	rotten gigantic fiery wing	10	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	sharpshooter's brawny wings of fire	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	spinning wicked FDKOL fire hose	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	quantum extra-ionized bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	upside-down greedy medical-grade hot daub bun	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	electrified hot daub stand of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	spinning censurious foot-long hot daub of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	normal angst burger	3	good	
5731	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed 5-hour acrimony	1	EPIC	
5732	fuchsia pulsating blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	adequate small forbidden sausage	2	good	
5735	pulsating Jeselnik's Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	energized Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 38
5737	Vulcanized quantum daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Camp Scout backpack of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	rotten big bag of GORP	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	practically non-alcoholic aged special teal narrow water purification pills	1	awesome	Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	bouncing Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic teal CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	gigantic toothsome bag of GORF	9	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	miniature normal bag of QWOP	2	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	galvanized CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	tolerable enchanted CSA cheerfulness ration	4	good	Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	jumbo spoiled crappy brain	5	crappy	
5753	rotten ghostly decent brain	4	crappy	
5754	moldy good brain	4	crappy	
5755	diet spoiled boss brain	1	crappy	
5756	rotten massive hunter brain	8	crappy	
5758	studded Sinatra's Staff of Holiday Sensations of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 8, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	brainy staff of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3
5760	friendly grievous razor-sharp staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 75, Familiar Weight: +3
5761	horrifying Samson's groovy Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	gray nose	0		
5763	ribald Superhero Reboots of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
5764	jittery executive fuzzy busby of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	savvy fuzzy earmuffs of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	blurry steel-toed rock-hard deadly fuzzy montera	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 14, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	pulsating gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	yellow gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	blurry Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	Barney's rake of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Candy Drop: +100
5778	delicious miniature idiot brain	2	awesome	
5779	olive keel-haulin' knife of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
5780	squat supercharged ice cream scoop	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
5781	acceptable high-proof skewed soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	8	good	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	blurry raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	tumbling smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	spinning box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	tumbling frosty right bear arm of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	banded grievous Samson's left bear arm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	Hat O' Nine Tails of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
5794	chilled dry boiled ghostly Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 56
5795	altered dry upside-down Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 58
5796	ionized extra-galvanized Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 23
5797	polarized Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 67
5798	enhanced blurry Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 61
5799	unsweetened enhanced colloidal squat eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 50
5800	concentrated electrified Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 37
5801	activated Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 66
5802	ionized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 55
5803	triple-moist dry pulsating White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 26
5804	chilled wobbly blue blinking Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 58
5805	colloidal colloidal mirror breath mint	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 20
5806	liquefied energized wet wobbly muesli	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 40
5807	magnetized magnetized wobbly glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 36
5808	oxidized spinning glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 38
5809	polarized ghostly spinning Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 69
5810	double-energized Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 11
5811	vacuum-sealed twirling tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 65
5812	oxidized skewed skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 66
5813	polarized adjusted smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 40
5814	irradiated enhanced extra-Vulcanized blob of acid	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 64
5815	modified enhanced flayed mind	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 24
5816	dry kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
5817	concentrated forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 16
5818	galvanized dry Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 65
5819	concentrated ionized boiled narrow maroon gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 11
5820	diffused mirror bull blubber	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 22
5821	non-enhanced altered triple-flattened red frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 46
5822	unsweetened concentrated blue ghostly bouncing gazely stare	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 21
5823	corrupted vacuum-sealed narrow canopic jar	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 61
5824	vacuum-sealed twirling clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 27
5825	non-dry concentrated Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 12
5826	super-electrified zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 41
5827	moist anodized yellow skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 11
5828	warmed concentrated corrupted shaking upside-down gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 28
5829	deionized twirling purple janglin' bones	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 21
5830	activated pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 51
5831	magnetized flattened olive pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 57
5832	concentrated diffused dry secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 12
5833	altered quantum bouncing brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 62
5834	diffused aerosolized bouncing fuchsia holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 49
5835	altered scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 11
5836	electrified wet vacuum-sealed upside-down embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 24
5837	extra-improved alkaline pulsating Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 48
5838	nitrogenated Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 14
5839	triple-boiled pickled blurry olive ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 32
5840	dry aerosolized pickled cyan Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 41
5841	diffused deionized bouncing A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 57
5842	flattened double-Vulcanized yellow toothbrush	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 12
5843	Vulcanized dry pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 47
5844	altered una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 63
5845	pressed pulsating compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 52
5846	activated colloidal upside-down blue salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 68
5847	diffused narrow unholy water	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 33
5848	nitrogenated pressed Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 67
5849	adjusted double-galvanized cyan handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 37
5850	super-adjusted concentrated improved lime green space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 38
5851	oxidized teal temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 61
5852	polymerized spinning oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 35
5853	pressed double-nitrogenated stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 43
5854	anodized modified pickled BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 39
5855	super-frozen irradiated Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 67
5856	moist Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 44
5857	moist pickled grey cube	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 57
5858	Vulcanized jittery tumbling votive candle	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 42
5859	double-wet non-chilled jittery booby trap	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 32
5860	enhanced altered huge Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 41
5861	anodized narrow good ash	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 56
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	skewed papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	adjusted papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	frozen mirror papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	moist denatured papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	arcane researcher's sage papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	MacGyver's papier-m&acirc;chine gun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	wobbly blue up-at-dawn nippy papier-masque	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	quilted papier-mitre of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	wobbly perfumed papier-m&acirc;churidars of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	green papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	narrow papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	skewed papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	Rainbow Jello Mould of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	blue narrow skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	savvy skeleton skis of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	moldy skeleton quiche	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	miser's Tesla Bonestabber of the blizzard of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	practically non-alcoholic mediocre crystal skeleton vodka	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	auxiliary backbone of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	concentrated triple-cold-filtered narrow narrow that gum you like	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 27
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	squat Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	spinning avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	upside-down canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	twisted Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	wobbly jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	olive narrow jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	bouncing bouncing jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	wobbly jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jittery jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	mirror pixel pill	0		
5907	blurry pixel energy tank	0		
5908	purple ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	blinking executive Oprah's wedding ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	Da Vinci's Solstice Shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -15
5913	moist activated blurry tumbling candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	extra-anodized narrow spinning sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	flattened squat teal beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	pickled sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	triple-corrupted galvanized blurry cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	purple smooth plastic animelf	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	red ghostly plastic ChibiBuddy&trade; of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	wicked plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	tumbling veiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	plastic MechaElf of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	huge electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	fuchsia BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	huge brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	wobbly bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	huge blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	sinister plastic four-shadowed mime of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	veiny plastic Bugbear Captain of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 110, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	hardy plastic Rene C. Corman of doom	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	auspicious Van der Graaf plastic Lord Flameface	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	lightning-fast plastic Beebee King	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	forbidden plastic Queen Bee	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	squat aromatic plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	blinking rock-hard plastic spiderbugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	narrow dance instructor's plastic peacannon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	Temple Grandin's plastic the Free Man	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	teal inspector's plastic fire servant	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	spinning reassuring plastic mumblebee	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	thinker's plastic moneybee	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	beefcake's plastic beebee gunners	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	plastic beebee queue of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	plastic buzzerker of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	experienced plastic bee swarm	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	lion tamer's plastic batbugbear	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	ghostly Jeselnik's plastic bugaboo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	blue plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	shaking strapping plastic ops bugbear	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	Annie Oakley's plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	plastic cavebugbear of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	nippy plastic Norville Rogers	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	sizzling plastic Scott the Miner	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	forbidden plastic angry space marine	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	chaotic plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	blinking plastic Father McGruber of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	sinister plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	dance instructor's plastic blazing bat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	beefy electronic dulcimer pants of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	mirror upside-down A-Boo clue	0		
5965	rock-hard Frown Exerciser of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	squat soul doorbell	0		
5968	blurry soul coin	0		
5969	narrow soul knife	0		
5970	soul mask of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
5971	twirling record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	ghostly blue record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	wobbly dog trainer's manspreader's hardened silent beret	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	decent small slice of pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	maroon star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	practically non-alcoholic tolerable tankard of ale	1	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	scandalous personal trainer's cloth cap of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	sinister Rosewater's iron dagger of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	adequate snack-sized hamburger	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	pulsating dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	purple potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	artisanal bottle of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	squat round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	executive lion tamer's grievous iron helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	spinning resourceful razor-sharp educational steel sword	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	rotten small whole roasted chicken	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	smooth shining goblet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	twirling fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	mirror inspector's ruddy thinker's crown	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	purple chilly ruddy sword of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	green blurry Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's Helm of the Scream Emperor of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	Annie Oakley's sinister Cloak of Dire Shadows of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	blue executive friendly energetic Sword of Dark Omens	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	skewed sharpshooter's Shield of Icy Fate of James Dean of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	ghostly gravedigger's chilly boxer's Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	wool steel-toed experienced Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	tumbling tumbling lard-coated steel-toed smartaleck's Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	spinning Belt of Howling Anger of the brute of Gandalf of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	squat Annie Oakley's logging hatchet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
6011	skewed Newton's orc wrist	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
6012	hardy freshwater pearl necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50
6013	sinister orcish stud-finder of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
6014	mirror Rosewater's screwing pooch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
6015	frozen orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 58
6016	ionized corrupted orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 41
6017	nitrogenated orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 52
6018	high-proof lousy backwoods screwdriver	9	decent	
6019	maroon loadstone of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
6020	toasty savvy Claybender glasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
6021	purple arcane researcher's Da Vinci's Duskwalker fangs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	shellacked dangerous Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	huge narrow veiny Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Maximum HP: +10
6025	adjusted deionized ghostly Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 66
6026	maroon Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	green slick dress pants	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	spinning dance instructor's badge of authority	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
6032	skewed motorcycle boots of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6033	Fonzie's beefcake's stolen necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1
6034	manspreader's smartaleck's troll britches	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	vacuum-sealed super-improved diffused vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 24
6036	acceptable practically non-alcoholic artisanal limoncello	1	good	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	miniature normal wobbly red incredible pizza	2	good	
6039	stanky oil cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	dance instructor's oil lamp of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50
6041	skewed stylish oil slacks	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	manspreader's oil pan	0		Monster Level: +10
6043	boid	0		
6044	blinking woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	frightening manspreader's Misty Cloak	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
6048	fireproof frightening Misty Robe	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
6049	zippy electrified Misty Cape of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6050	narrow woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	shaking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	normal Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	bad Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	denatured nitrogenated quantum Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	skewed The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	prompt manspreader's Meatcleaver	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	boxer's Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	red blinking smartaleck's Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	energetic Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	spinning deadly Crimbo tree flocker	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	skewed wholesome Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	red educational Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	skewed sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	healthy Truthsayer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	cyan goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	bouncing Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	chilled skewed haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	super-improved super-altered pickled squat twirling magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	activated bouncing narrow 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	mediocre practically non-alcoholic McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	enchanted adequate haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	twirling blue haggis socks of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	jittery Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	skewed Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	blurry fuchsia greasy Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	dangerous Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	manspreader's Microplushie: Bropane	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	savvy Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	wobbly Socratic Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	avaricious Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	huge healthy Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	purple sage Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	dangerous Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	flame-retardant Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	upside-down flame-retardant Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	tumbling narrow classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	upside-down gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	electrified Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	green pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	bouncing homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	tumbling Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	skewed Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	green Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	twirling Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	tumbling Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	Samson's brawny Ginsu&trade;	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	pulsating bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	blinking zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	narrow zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	jittery CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	mirror test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	jittery goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	triple-distilled acceptable skewed Chinese beer	9	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	twirling cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	skewed furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	super-modified dry spinning blinking bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	Samson's slick novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	upside-down pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	huge furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	sharpshooter's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	cyan piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	narrow toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	Herculean White Dragon Fang of the storm of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	butterfly knife of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	green tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	fuchsia weighted paperclip chain of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	ghostly pulsating great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	Samson's rubber gloves	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	skewed Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	delicious roasted duck	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	stale bite-sized huge dead meat bun	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	careful cat collar	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	suspicious-looking fedora of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	jittery MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	decent carrot cake	4	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	hand-crafted spinning blinking carrot claret	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	compressed blue upside-down carrot juice	1	EPIC	Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	narrow purple pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	blinking flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	bouncing spinning scandalous Byte of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	jittery dance instructor's anger blaster	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	vibrating doubt cannon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	prompt fear condenser	0		Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	frightening regret hose	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	teal Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	red Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	Lo Pan's therapeutic commodore's hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	naval trousers of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	baleful Da Vinci's deck cannon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	fuchsia wool ornamental sextant	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	Usain Bolt's auspicious Bloodbath	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	smooth Hundred Headed IPA	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	half-sized moldy chum	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	nitrogenated chilled crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 61
6172	triple-magnetized improved blurry candy crayons	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	smooth pixel grappling hook of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +3
6174	narrow blinking GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	skewed cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	mirror cosmic cheese	0		
6180	jittery cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	squat cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	lightning-fast Jarlsberg's hat of horror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +7
6185	toothsome maroon consummate hard-boiled egg	4	awesome	
6186	snack-sized bland lime green consummate fried egg	2	decent	
6187	adequate consummate egg salad	3	good	
6188	moldy consummate bagel	4	crappy	
6189	decent consummate sliced bread	4	good	
6190	decent blurry consummate hot dog bun	3	good	
6191	moldy huge consummate brownie	3	crappy	
6192	flavorless pulsating consummate toast	3	decent	
6193	delicious upside-down passable stout	3	awesome	
6194	stale consummate soup	4	decent	
6195	bland tiny mirror consummate corn chips	1	decent	
6196	big stale enchanted yellow consummate salad	5	decent	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 45
6197	tiny stale upside-down yellow consummate salsa	1	decent	
6198	rotten blurry huge consummate sauerkraut	3	crappy	
6199	low-calorie rotten squat consummate cheese slice	1	crappy	
6200	miniature adequate consummate melted cheese	2	good	
6201	jumbo delicious consummate bacon	5	awesome	
6202	spoiled consummate meatloaf	4	crappy	
6203	rotten consummate steak	3	crappy	
6204	toothsome consummate cuts	3	awesome	
6205	massive flavorless consummate frankfurter	10	decent	
6206	rotten snack-sized consummate french fries	2	crappy	
6207	adequate consummate baked potato	3	good	
6208	tolerable practically non-alcoholic acceptable vodka	1	good	
6209	small special moldy tumbling wobbly consummate ice cream	2	crappy	Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 15
6210	thick spoiled consummate whipped cream	5	crappy	
6211	delicious small tumbling consummate cream	2	awesome	
6212	massive bland spinning consummate strawberries	6	decent	
6213	normal consummate sorbet	4	good	
6214	acceptable wobbly adequate rum	3	good	
6215	mediocre narrow mediocre lager	4	decent	
6216	stale immaculate grilled cheese	4	decent	
6217	big adequate immaculate ice cream sandwich	5	good	
6218	spoiled immaculate hot dog	4	crappy	
6219	spoiled ghostly teal immaculate egg salad sandwich	4	crappy	
6220	small delicious huge green perfect sandwich	2	awesome	
6221	rotten cyan perfect chef salad	4	crappy	
6222	flavorless tumbling perfect breakfast	3	decent	
6223	flavorless sublime deluxe hot dog	3	decent	
6224	enchanted yummy immense narrow sublime stew	9	awesome	Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 50
6225	fancy decent massive sublime nachos	7	good	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 50
6226	normal thick cyan Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	5	good	
6227	moldy immense huge Loaded Baked Potato	9	crappy	
6228	stale Omega Sundae	3	decent	
6229	artisanal Das Sauerlager	4	EPIC	
6230	strong tolerable mirror Bologna Lambic	5	good	
6231	artisanal Vodka Dog	3	EPIC	
6232	lousy wobbly Disappointed Russian	4	decent	
6233	artisanal watered-down cyan Chunky Mary	2	EPIC	
6234	artisanal watered-down Nachojito	2	EPIC	
6235	boozy hand-crafted Le Roi	5	EPIC	
6236	artisanal high-proof Over Easy Rider	7	EPIC	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	denatured tarnished cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 51
6240	Vulcanized energized Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 45
6241	anodized censored can label	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 68
6242	extra-dry skewed fuchsia ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 53
6243	polymerized tumbling the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 56
6244	polymerized corrupted cat's paw	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 40
6245	Vulcanized squat ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 51
6246	electrified polarized yellow squat demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 63
6247	energized altered wobbly clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 54
6248	tarnished skewed gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 25
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	up-at-dawn rosewater-soaked numberwang of the ox of the brazier of bravery of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6251	non-magnetized adjusted scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	energized liquefied scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	lime green dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	Usain Bolt's double-paned smartaleck's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: 180, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	inspector's chaotic resourceful savvy Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	upside-down blue Sherlock's electrified healthy Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	Jeselnik's dog trainer's weightlifter's Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	scorching grievous Staff of the Hearty Dinner of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	Usain Bolt's greasy cool Staff of the All-Steak	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	blurry twirling hale hardened Staff of Fruit Salad of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +20, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	nippy medical-grade hardened Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	toothsome wobbly grain of protein powder	3	awesome	
6268	activated pec oil	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 48
6269	squat mirror lard-coated gym membership card	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6270	pressed mirror Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 26
6271	jittery massive dumbbell	0		
6272	blinking avaricious educational penguin keychain	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +30
6273	electrified bouncing O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 67
6274	bad practically non-alcoholic pulsating open sauce	1	decent	
6275	tumbling tumbling green foul-smelling Van der Graaf turkey leg	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6276	smooth weak cyan Ye Olde Meade	2	awesome	
6277	tarnished improved lime green Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 13
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	jittery arcane researcher's pewter claymore	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6280	artisanal rice peeler of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
6281	decent heirloom grape tomato	3	good	
6282	huge chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	bouncing stanky brown felt tophat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	narrow friendly Tesla Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	frightening studded forbidden Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	auspicious mansplainer's Mark III Steam-Hat of James Dean of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	squat Oprah's quilted Samson's supercool Mark IV Steam-Hat of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): 8, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	scorching Oprah's banded sinister Mark V Steam-Hat of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	Jeselnik's healthy punk rock jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
6292	up-at-dawn scandalous safety pin	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
6293	spoiled special stolen sushi	3	crappy	Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 30
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	tumbling fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	blinking Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	boiled fuchsia Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 24
6301	corrupted energized narrow spinning possibility potion	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	upside-down narrow lightning-fast miser's forbidden arcane researcher's thinker's Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	Sherlock's brainy Jarlsberg's pan of the wise owl of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Mysticality: 25, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	jittery Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	improved skewed celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	Vulcanized cyan celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	colloidal blurry celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	improved triple-modified altered cyan celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	skewed blue friendly Uncle Buck	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	green wobbly damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	mansplainer's chaotic SCUBA tank	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Adventure Underwater
6316	horrifying nasty deep six-shooter	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25
6317	avaricious rosewater-soaked sea chaps	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	ghostly smelly Van der Graaf clever sea holster	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6319	altered lime green shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 39
6320	supercool long-forgotten necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +20
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	purple supercharged razor-sharp groovy jam band	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30
6324	Jeselnik's wholesome Samson's aquamariner's ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
6325	frightening chilly hardy aquamariner's necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
6326	stanky nippy pearl diver's ring	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6327	vibrating pearl diver's necklace of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6328	skewed sushi doily	0		
6329	spinning scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	hale deadly wizardly cozy scimitar	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Breakable
6333	lard-coated occult supercool Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
6334	greedy reassuring dance instructor's cozy bazooka	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Breakable
6335	bouncing prompt wool sea mantle	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3
6336	Jeselnik's wholesome sea shawl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	green toasty sea cape of Calamity Jane	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: 30
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	flame-retardant Newton's muddy pirate hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	smooth floral-print skirt of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	family-friendly gravedigger's spectral axe	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6342	Usain Bolt's studded super-strong air freshener	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80
6343	Vulcanized dry alkaline Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 63
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	enhanced twirling lime green Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 57
6346	skewed Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	super-activated activated Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 30
6348	scorching Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	gray asbestos-lined Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	steel-toed Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	knitted Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Cold Resistance: +3
6352	Mer-kin stopwatch of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	flattened vacuum-sealed spinning Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 57
6355	double-pressed Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 46
6356	ghostly Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	blinking Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	narrow Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	huge Newton's Mer-kin begsign	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	liquefied pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	frozen pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	modified altered wet pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	double-quantum polymerized double-energized maroon pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	flattened pulsating pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	tarnished triple-quantum wet pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	oxidized activated energized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	skewed ghostly lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	artisanal can of the cheapest beer	3	EPIC	
6372	practically non-alcoholic tolerable bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	1	good	
6373	hand-crafted single swig of vodka	3	EPIC	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	teal razor-sharp testy toolbox	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	tarnished upside-down ph balancer	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 13
6381	warmed boiled wobbly mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 19
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	good	
6384	huge olive jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	nitrogenated unsweetened tumbling Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 67
6390	dry Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
6391	quantum alkaline Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 54
6392	rock-hard educational scale-mail underwear	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	quantum alkaline squat comb jelly	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 37
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	mirror Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	mirror peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	deionized pickled alkaline ghostly pulsating Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 27
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	unsweetened boiled tear	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 21
6402	alkaline jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 32
6403	enhanced corrupted grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 65
6404	super-improved violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 63
6405	unsweetened spinning worst candy	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 59
6406	unsweetened fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 65
6407	green greedy Pocket Square of Loathing of temperance of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	olive corrupted stardust	0		
6409	lime green Star Spawn	0		
6410	yellow bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	yellow Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	lime green clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	flavorless jumbo flavorless gruel	5	decent	
6416	spoiled mana curds	4	crappy	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	mirror pencil stub	0		
6419	quadruple-irradiated blinking moth dust	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 45
6420	tarnished tarnished concentrated huge glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 38
6421	blinking tonic djinn	0		
6422	super-sized spoiled teal vampire chowder	5	crappy	
6423	blinking Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	immense toothsome Dreadsylvanian stew	6	awesome	
6427	hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian	3	EPIC	
6428	extra-quantum oxidized shaking Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 49
6429	quadruple-cold-filtered vacuum-sealed Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 25
6430	Annie Oakley's Fonzie's dreadful fedora	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	huge wicked dreadful sweater	0		Spell Damage: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	nasty dreadful glove	0		Stench Damage: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	twirling Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	mirror Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	fuchsia twirling Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	fuchsia Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	skewed dog trainer's shellacked grievous Covers-Your-Head	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	razor-sharp Drapes-You-Regally of the sewer of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	zippy aromatic Warms-Your-Tush of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	narrow aromatic frightening Helps-You-Sleep	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Blind
6444	perfumed Van der Graaf sinister Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6445	Protects-Your-Junk of Calamity Jane of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6446	artisanal Gets-You-Drunk	4	EPIC	
6447	spinning stiffened smartaleck's Great Wolf's headband of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	toasty Lo Pan's energetic Great Wolf's left paw	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	ghostly greasy gravedigger's dog trainer's Great Wolf's right paw	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	zippy rosewater-soaked Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	blinking resourceful deadly cool Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	upside-down Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	alkaline double-modified Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 49
6454	ruddy zombie mariachi hat of James Dean of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	squat avaricious miser's rosy-cheeked zombie accordion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: 40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	scorching Newton's slick zombie mariachi pants	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	scandalous Fonzie's HOA regulation book of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
6458	spinning Usain Bolt's resourceful supercool HOA zombie eyes	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6459	blue HOA citation pad	0		
6460	narrow wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	ghostly tumbling asbestos-lined sharpshooter's arcane researcher's Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	shaking healthy padded Mayor Ghost's cloak of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	maroon blinking wool Van der Graaf Oprah's Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	chaotic strapping Mayor Ghost's gavel of doom	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	dog trainer's Da Vinci's Newton's Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
6467	red Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	adequate snack-sized ghost pepper	2	good	
6469	blurry avaricious dog trainer's supercharged Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	yellow coward's thinker's Drunkula's cape of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	Jack Frost's arcane researcher's educational Drunkula's silky pants	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	upside-down Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	educational smartaleck's Drunkula's ring of haze of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	smartaleck's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Moxie Percent: +30
6475	tolerable bottle of Bloodweiser	4	good	
6476	bouncing Usain Bolt's personal trainer's stylish Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	blurry spinning Usain Bolt's studded Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	greasy toasty deadly Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	green aromatic friendly crafty extremely unsafe Da Vinci's supercool Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
6480	sage Unkillable Skeleton's shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
6481	gravedigger's Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10
6482	mirror wool electrified Staff of the Roaring Hearth of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6483	Kool-Aid	1	decent	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	miniature decent Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2	good	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	mirror unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	skewed wax banana	0		
6493	blue complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	purple blood kiwi	0		
6497	upside-down eau de mort	0		
6498	mediocre bloody kiwitini	3	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	censurious family-friendly ruddy moon-amber necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: 4, Single Equip
6502	bouncing Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	blinking maroon lightning-fast family-friendly hangman's hood of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
6505	wobbly zippy grievous Newton's ring finger ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	blinking rock-hard arcane researcher's cool iron helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	vibrating extremely unsafe cool iron breastplate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6510	rosewater-soaked friendly cool iron greaves	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	wool brainy ghost shawl	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
6512	blinking skull capacitor	0		
6513	razor-sharp warm fur	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6514	shaking Herculean snowstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
6515	lightning-fast eerie fetish	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6516	practically non-alcoholic acceptable stinkwater	1	good	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	jumbo spoiled ghostly accidental mutton	5	crappy	
6519	narrow olive slick beefy drafty drawers	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	foul-smelling wolfskull mask of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	guts necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
6522	aromatic beefcake's groping claw	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
6523	vengeful spirit of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
6524	aromatic BOOtonniere	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6525	ionized tumbling ghost thread	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 51
6526	narrow greedy bag of unfinished business of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100
6527	transparent pants of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	narrow resourceful hothammer	0		Maximum MP: +50
6529	lousy wobbly Thriller Ice	3	decent	
6530	foul-smelling grandfather watch	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	pulsating muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	jittery Lo Pan's crafty spyglass	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6533	skewed healthy vial of hot blood	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
6534	zippy remorseless knife	0		Initiative: +20
6535	hardened intimidating coiffure	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	narrow veiny Rosewater's cod cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10
6537	flavorless tiny blood sausage	1	decent	
6538	Annie Oakley's therapeutic frying brainpan	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6539	up-at-dawn ball and chain of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6540	supercool dry bone	0		Moxie Percent: +20
6541	skewed wizardly tailbone shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Thorns: 1
6542	green huge Jim Carey's tonguebone	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
6543	shaking shellacked pogo stick of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
6545	cyan Socratic smooth cool weedy skirt	0		Moxie: 20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	blinking greedy pants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	fuchsia Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	shaking ghostly cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	wobbly cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	jittery sleaze cluster	0		
6556	chilled alkaline yellow twirling phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 39
6557	pickled pulsating phial of coldness	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 41
6558	adjusted non-enhanced phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 30
6559	pressed enhanced phial of stench	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 25
6560	modified pulsating phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 23
6561	twirling adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	shaking wizardly hand of Mr. Cards	0		Mysticality: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	tiny yummy Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1	awesome	
6565	moldy Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6566	spoiled Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	crappy	
6567	normal snack-sized Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2	good	
6568	flavorless small Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2	decent	
6569	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1	decent	
6570	irresponsibly strong acceptable Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	6	good	
6571	enchanted hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 40
6572	enchanted acceptable Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	good	Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 10
6573	watered-down drinkable Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	2	good	
6574	teal hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	twirling clusterbomb	0		
6577	jittery stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	blinking Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	mirror lime green jittery dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	mirror vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	beefcake's hot dog wrapper	0		Muscle: +25
6585	debonair deboner of incineration of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100
6586	moist concentrated skewed chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 18
6587	fuchsia inspector's jar of frostigkraut	0		Item Drop: +15, Damage Aura: 1
6588	huge electrified medical-grade gnawed-up dog bone	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6589	razor-sharp Grey Guanon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6590	lard-coated quilted Engorged Sausages and You of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6591	delicious watered-down tumbling dream of a dog	2	awesome	
6592	narrow huge crafty Oprah's educational optimal spreadsheet	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10
6593	shaking defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	denatured huge narrow epic cluster	1	EPIC	Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 15
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	tumbling clockwork disc	0		
6599	teal blurry clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	mirror clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	blinking shaking clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	huge pulsating clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	jittery clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	blurry clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	extra-dry aged Cold One	5	???	
6616	flavorless spaghetti breakfast	4	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	bouncing jittery folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	maroon skewed shaking folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	bouncing folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	twirling folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	wobbly folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	spinning folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	pulsating folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	blinking folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	skewed lime green folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	spinning twirling folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	Jack Frost's slide rule of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6649	quantum concentrated pulsating Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 58
6650	wobbly teal Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	blinking twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	bad weak shaking stepmom's booze	2	decent	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	miser's band T-shirt	0		Meat Drop: +10
6655	drinkable watered-down fountain 'soda'	2	good	
6656	pulsating illegal firecracker	0		
6657	fuchsia greedy crafty pickelhaube	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	energized frozen mirror hair oil	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 14
6659	boiled ionized ionized purple skewed scrap	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 27
6660	cyan school spirit socket set	0		
6661	mirror suspension bridge	0		
6662	pulsating aromatic fireproof mansplainer's Sinatra's Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
6663	narrow universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	inspector's weightlifter's deathchucks	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +15
6666	eraser	0		
6667	red quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	teal modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	galvanized mirror sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 55
6672	fuchsia grains of salt	0		
6673	lime green yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	red stinkbomb	0		
6675	quadruple-deionized squat superwater	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 30
6676	spinning Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	ghostly twirling crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	energetic Yearbook Club Camera	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	cyan skewed gravedigger's machete	0		Spooky Damage: +10
6680	artisanal weak Cursed Punch	2	EPIC	
6681	lousy extra-dry fancy twirling Bowl of Scorpions	5	decent	Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 50
6682	watered-down drinkable bouncing Fog Murderer	2	good	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	Tesla surgical mask	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	Annie Oakley's head mirror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	baleful half-size scalpel	0		Spell Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	Socratic surgical apron	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	extremely unsafe bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	narrow McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	purple McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	teal boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	blurry bowling ball	0		
6697	wobbly moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	purple stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	ghostly gray imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	nippy ruddy short-handled mop	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10
6705	adequate thick jungle floor wax	5	good	
6706	lime green smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	dry colorful toad	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 19
6708	blinking crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	twirling rosy-cheeked groovy pygmy briefs	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	bouncing short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	shaking bone abacus	0		
6713	fuchsia adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	shellacked thinker's sphygmomanometer	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
6716	flattened skewed bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 26
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	stanky compression stocking of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6719	jittery friendly midriff scrubs of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3
6720	frozen tumbling pill cup	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 14
6721	mirror spinning zippy perfumed water bottle of the businessman	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	nitrogenated polymerized upside-down pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 59
6723	skewed Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	adequate tumbling exotic jungle fruit	3	good	
6725	purple Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	jittery dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	wobbly tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	tumbling funky junk key	0		
6731	fuchsia Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	pulsating clothesline pole	0		
6734	cyan skewed cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	blurry Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	shaking jagged scrap	0		
6739	pressed bent scrap	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 49
6740	squat molten scrap	0		
6741	blurry eternal car battery	0		
6742	fuchsia bouncing skewed strapping junk band	0		Muscle: +5
6743	clever junk trunks	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	lime green junk-mail shirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
6745	big fancy stale blinking skewed junk food	5	decent	Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 50
6746	weak artisanal olive junk yard	2	EPIC	
6747	careful medical-grade swordzall	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6748	ghostly quilted arm buzzer	0		Damage Absorption: +40
6749	yellow sinister strapping boilgun	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +10
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	huge packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	blurry artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	hand-crafted can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	perfectly mixed watered-down can of Drooling Monk	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	lousy pulsating lime green can of Impetuous Scofflaw	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	lousy bottle of Old Pugilist	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	perfectly mixed narrow bottle of Professor Beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	triple-distilled acceptable bottle of Rapier Witbier	10	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	hand-crafted bottle of Race Car Red	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	spirit-forward bad bottle of Greedy Dog	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	mediocre fortified bottle of Lambada Lambic	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	teal artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	chaotic Oprah's tin tam of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: 30, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	Vulcanized nitrogenated tin cup	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	greedy inspector's aromatic tin foil	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	sizzling Lo Pan's tin drum of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	huge tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	mirror tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	gray tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	super-colloidal liquefied narrow foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 45
6777	moist seal sweat	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 49
6778	wet activated maroon skewed boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 57
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	reassuring boxer's studded sealhide shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
6781	sinister scabrous seal epaulets of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
6782	huge abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	aromatic chilly smartaleck's seal medal	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
6784	tumbling pulsating deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	fuchsia boot knife	0		
6790	mirror broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	shaking soap knife	0		
6795	alkaline dry cyan wobbly disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 15
6796	deionized disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 12
6797	wet disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 26
6798	pickled cyan disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 53
6799	polarized flattened vacuum-sealed blinking disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 21
6800	pickled flattened ghostly disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 19
6801	anodized pressed pulsating narrow disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 22
6802	improved disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 59
6803	dry moist wobbly disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 36
6804	anodized spinning blinking disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 30
6805	deionized disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 57
6806	activated improved twirling disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 62
6807	hardened The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	gravedigger's beer-battered accordion	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	energetic baritone accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	mama's squeezebox of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	shaking dangerous guancertina	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	jittery banded accordion file	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	squat huge accord ion of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	bone bandoneon of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	wool pentatonic accordion	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	wobbly hardened non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	red Accordion of Jordion of the pedagogue of Gandalf	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	twirling autocalliope of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	thinker's accordionoid rocca	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	teal deadly pygmy concertinette	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	foul-smelling razor-sharp ghost accordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	MacGyver's peace accordion	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	toasty curative alarm accordion	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	wobbly asbestos-lined careful smooth All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	reassuring studded KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +1
6828	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic purple jittery discocktail	1	super ultra EPIC	
6829	twirling Temple Grandin's KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Familiar Weight: +7
6830	cyan razor-sharp Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6831	double-polymerized pulsating Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 16
6832	shaking olive Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	enhanced pressed Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 42
6834	enhanced jittery squat red box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 43
6835	activated bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 59
6836	concentrated unsweetened PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 33
6837	dry tumbling Swizzler	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37
6838	diffused mirror blinking Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 16
6839	magnetized jam	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 34
6840	magnetized ionized Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 39
6841	polarized liquefied spinning 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 26
6842	pressed pressed ionized jittery vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 29
6843	double-concentrated boiled bone bons	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 47
6844	tarnished frozen ironic mint	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 62
6845	blinking unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	jittery killing jar	0		
6848	bouncing Sherlock's security flashlight	0		Item Drop: +25
6849	nitrogenated cold-filtered narrow Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 67
6850	asbestos-lined supercool sturdy cane of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
6851	wobbly huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	wicked Bal-musette accordion	0		Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	pulsating Cajun accordion of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	rock-hard quirky accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	experienced Skipper's accordion of terror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	zippy strapping Pantsgiving of dire peril of the detective	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	flavorless can of sardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	miniature stale high-calorie sugar substitute	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	rotten pat of butter	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	yummy special wobbly dinner roll	3	awesome	Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	normal mashed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	stale bite-sized whole turkey leg	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	normal deviled egg	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	ionized improved maroon finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	improved tumbling dented spoon	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	diffused love note	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	blurry school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	boiled anodized tumbling nail file	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	vacuum-sealed candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	energized aerosolized post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	cyan pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	greasy careful Jim Carey's bowl of petunias of the sewer	0		Monster Level: 15, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	tumbling vibrating curative hardened power sock	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	coward's occult Sinatra's wool sock of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	reassuring wool curative wizardly moustache sock	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	enhanced spirit gum	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 50
6886	skewed spirit pillow	0		
6887	upside-down spirit sheet	0		
6888	blue spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	fuchsia upside-down spirit bed	0		
6891	pulsating Van der Graaf slick strapping spirit bell	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	electrified improved spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	polarized cyan freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	corrupted Vulcanized pickled blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	warmed quadruple-aerosolized narrow handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	cold-filtered narrow bouncing tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	concentrated shaking Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	arcane researcher's smooth flask flops	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
6903	pickled shaking teal nuts	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	wet dry spinning cyan bolts	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	decent gingerbread robot	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	rotten petit 4.1	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	moldy nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	maroon wholesome plastic GORM-8	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	fortified plastic warbear	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	family-friendly plastic Toybot	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	squat red smartaleck's plastic warbear fortress	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	lion tamer's studded plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	executive Tesla warbear hoverbelt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	huge red blinking warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	pickled adjusted huge warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	modified warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	super-flattened anodized warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	normal warbear feasting bread	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	flavorless warbear warrior bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	decent fuchsia warbear thermoregulator bread	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	acceptable spirit-forward yellow jittery warbear feasting mead	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	lousy teal mirror warbear bearserker mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	acceptable pulsating mirror warbear blizzard mead	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	blinking warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	blinking lightning-fast Jack Frost's strapping warbear plain fedora	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	teal stanky warbear feathered fedora	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	mirror stiffened warbear fedora of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	healthy groovy wizardly warbear plain helm	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	wobbly baleful warbear spiked helm	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	yellow perfumed nasty quilted warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	steel-toed beefcake's warbear plain ushanka of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	huge lightning-fast warbear lined ushanka	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	hardy warbear heated ushanka of mayonnaise of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	ghostly warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	mirror padded smartaleck's warbear party pants of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	bouncing teal warbear ceremonial party pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	jittery scorching fortified sage warbear high festival pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	cool warbear battle greaves of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	blurry hardened warbear officer greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	greedy sage warbear bearserker greaves of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	sizzling studded Fonzie's warbear johns	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	narrow pulsating narrow warbear fleece-lined johns of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	curative deadly wizardly warbear johns	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	nippy chilly razor-sharp warbear goggles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	sage warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	friendly thinker's warbear polarized goggles of doom	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	lion tamer's sharpshooter's clever warbear laser bowtie	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	forbidden warbear plasma bowtie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	knitted horrifying hale warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	fireproof educational warbear warscarf of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	stylish warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	wool curative stiffened warbear warscarf	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	jittery warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	red warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	toasty warbear foil hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	narrow warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	skewed rosewater-soaked Van der Graaf warbear oil pan	0		Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	shaking warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	squat mirror warbear exhaust manifold of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	pulsating warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	huge warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	mirror warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	olive blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	gravedigger's die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	clever die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	thinker's die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	dance instructor's die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	die-cast Happy the Reindeer of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	horrifying die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	skewed shellacked die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	squat yellow smelly die-cast factory worker elf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	ghostly wizardly die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	brawny die-cast middle-management elf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	Usain Bolt's die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	die-cast stocking-stuffer elf of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	Oprah's die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	wobbly gravedigger's die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	hardened die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	narrow up-at-dawn die-cast turtle mech	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	blurry Socratic die-cast Swiss hen	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	toasty die-cast killing bird	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	die-cast ring of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	upside-down blinking padded die-cast goose a-laying	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	die-cast swarm a-swarming of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	maroon fireproof die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	cyan die-cast arc-welding Elfborg of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	squat MacGyver's die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	coward's Fonzie's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	Herculean thinker's die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	lime green bouncing ruddy die-cast Don Crimbo of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	Usain Bolt's beefcake's die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	strapping die-cast Father Crimbo of dire peril	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	magnetized improved Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	skewed lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	altered handful of Smithereens	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	stale Every Day is Like This Sundae	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	tasty Miserable Pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	decent This Charming Flan	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	artisanal Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	acceptable weak Strikes Again Bigmouth	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	fortified artisanal Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	pulsating Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	toasty wicked Fonzie's smooth Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	blurry Annie Oakley's MacGyver's banded cool Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	lard-coated electrified Sheila Take a Crossbow of horror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	prompt therapeutic healthy Socratic A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	twirling stanky brainy weightlifter's Half a Purse of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	purple lard-coated veiny stiffened occult Hairpiece On Fire	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	scorching sizzling energetic slick Vicar's Tutu	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	nippy chaotic wizardly Hand in Glove	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	squat teal Usain Bolt's razor-sharp smartaleck's Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	cyan up-at-dawn Fonzie's experienced Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	purple knitted stanky friendly Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	skewed rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's Saucepanic of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	wobbly crafty veiny razor-sharp Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	prompt inspector's grievous Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	mirror dog trainer's third-hand lantern	0		Experience (familiar): +1
7031	purple loose purse strings	0		
7032	toothsome shaking pickled egg	3	awesome	
7033	special cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 40
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	spinning warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	pulsating warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	polymerized chilled warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	green warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	triple-aerosolized aerosolized glass slipper	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	pickled mirror olive antimatter wad	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	unsweetened cold-filtered warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	quantum extra-wet warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	anodized ionized triple-electrified skewed warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	bland warbear gyro	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	corrupted chilled huge recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	spinning warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	narrow maroon warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	upside-down warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	decent breakfast mess	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	upside-down warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	toothsome fancy half-sized upside-down fuchsia breakfast miracle	2	awesome	Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	unsweetened galvanized Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	skewed festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	blurry grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	squat praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	mirror hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	powdered ghostly grim fairy tale	1	crappy	Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	galvanized single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	moist wet yellow single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 15
7069	jittery Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	maroon packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	snack-sized bland snow berries	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	rotten bite-sized jittery ice harvest	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	colloidal pulsating frost flower	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	warmed spinning tumbling snow cleats	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	deionized deionized bouncing liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	gigantic bland snow crab	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	perfectly mixed Ice Island Long Tea	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	squat ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	jittery rosy-cheeked snow mobile	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	huge fuchsia miser's ice bucket	0		Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	snow shovel of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	greedy smelly supercool bod-ice	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	tumbling up-at-dawn censurious Jim Carey's thinker's snow belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	gray aromatic extremely unsafe beefy ice nine of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	maroon spinning snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	practically non-alcoholic bad En Una Fila Tequila	1	decent	
7091	skewed Skully's hot chocolate	1	crappy	
7092	twirling smelly stylish warbear dress helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	executive stanky warbear dress bracers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	olive Usain Bolt's banded warbear dress greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	extremely unsafe sweatband	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	Sherlock's foul-smelling gym shorts	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	jittery jittery Jeselnik's manspreader's ankleweights	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	ghostly coward's Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's sweat socks of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: 30, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	denatured pulsating Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	warmed warmed mirror powder	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	MacGyver's licorice whip	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	ghostly anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	weak mediocre snakebite	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	Jeselnik's horrifying candy stick	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	stale half-sized lime green pecan	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	low-calorie special tasty cyan blinking pecan pie	1	awesome	Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	squat chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	moldy candy mountain oyster	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	lousy weak chocotini	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	tumbling auspicious fireproof chocolate rabbit's foot of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	adequate candy carrot	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	flavorless jumbo candy carrot cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	chilly therapeutic carrot-on-a-stick	0		Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	cyan blinking stanky occult weasel stomping pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	half-sized decent mulberry	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	bad skewed mulled berry wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	miser's lemon party hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	wicked lemon shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	spinning cool lemon drop trousers	0		Moxie: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	galvanized electrified maroon jittery lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	wholesome Fonzie's gummi sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	pressed small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	maroon narrow brawny chocolate cow bone	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	polarized frozen adjusted huge gummi fang	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	normal miniature tumbling leftover canap&eacute;s	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	artisanal magnum of champagne	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	asbestos-lined cow creamer of the wise owl of temperance	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	polarized anodized bouncing Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	red twirling fireproof knitted wolf whistle	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	special normal witch's bread	4	good	Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	liquefied witch's brew	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	Sherlock's ruddy Newton's witch's bra	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	artisanal mid-level medieval mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	ionized electrified bouncing pulsating blinking R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	pressed boiled fuchsia pulsating hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	chilled ionized squat upside-down hare brush	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	pulsating frosty dance instructor's hare pin	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	spinning odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	flavorless half-sized cinnamon cannoli	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	aged expensive champagne	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	flattened deionized green polo trophy	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	maroon twirling blinking rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	mirror straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	pulsating	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	bouncing twirling clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	Lo Pan's Newton's fire hose of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	rotten purple fireman's lunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	blinking blue aromatic Jack Frost's supercool plain paper hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	flavorless ice cream sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	upside-down miser's stanky Oprah's &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	adequate plumber's lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	double-paned Annie Oakley's skull gearshift knob of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	miniature adequate nachos of the night	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	shaking therapeutic extremely unsafe Sketcherz&trade; of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	delicious can of Adultwitch&trade;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	warmed shaking smudge stick	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	ionized wall	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	acceptable tankard of ale	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	vacuum-sealed spinning gray scroll case	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	quadruple-modified ionized jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	lime green mirror crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	spoiled humble pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	gray small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	upside-down shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	pressed shaking spinning crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 28
7178	bouncing Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	skewed The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	narrow The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	blinking green Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	bad unnamed cocktail	4	decent	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	steel-toed unrequired jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7190	nasty tommy gun	0		Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	skewed drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	narrow inspector's breadchucks of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +15
7196	mirror shuriken salad	0		
7197	tumbling teal nasty combat fan	0		Stench Damage: +5
7198	energetic smooth silk skirt	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	strapping Buddy Bjorn	0		Muscle: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	squat Van der Graaf vibrating The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7202	decent low-calorie sweet roll Alabama	1	good	
7203	manspreader's Saturday Night Special	0		Monster Level: +10
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	electrified fleetwood chain	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7206	bad strong Green Manalishi	5	decent	
7207	tumbling lime green blade of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7208	jittery fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	energized extra-dry eagle feather	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 64
7211	diffused double-aerosolized narrow one pill	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 53
7212	narrow energetic Jefferson wings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7213	huge fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	small decent fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	2	good	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	lynyrdskin cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	blurry lynyrdskin tunic of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7219	red spinning rosewater-soaked lynyrdskin breeches	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	bad Flamin' Whatshisname	3	decent	
7223	adjusted diffused extra-vacuum-sealed lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 19
7224	friendly Kashmir sweater of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25
7225	rotten green custard pie	3	crappy	
7226	tea for one	1	decent	
7227	artisanal distilled blurry bottle of Evermore	5	EPIC	
7228	box	0		
7229	lousy wine	3	decent	
7230	artisanal rum	3	EPIC	
7231	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic huge Murderer's Punch	1	super ultra EPIC	
7232	miniature normal shaking velvet cake	2	good	
7233	altered concentrated blinking letter	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 20
7234	shaking Sinatra's thinker's book	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5
7235	bouncing sinister masque of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7236	twirling slick red-hot poker	0		Moxie: +10
7237	jittery teal sizzling Red X Shield	0		Hot Damage: +10
7238	stanky wholesome badge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7239	wobbly gravedigger's shirt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
7240	stiffened coat of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +50
7241	avaricious shoe of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
7242	pulsating button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	enhanced blood cells	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 45
7245	concentrated eye	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 63
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	olive Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked Red Fox glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	vacuum-sealed skewed foxglove	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 12
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	fireproof double-paned friendly Sneaky Pete's jacket of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	fuchsia shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	drinkable practically non-alcoholic pulsating mini-martini	1	good	
7256	spinning smoke grenade	0		
7257	dehydrated upside-down molotov soda	1	decent	Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 35
7258	double-pressed adjusted pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 56
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	gravedigger's Socratic Sneaky Pete's basket of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	Samson's boxer's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	huge Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	wobbly Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	tumbling double-paned plastic Professor What	0		Cold Resistance: +5
7273	narrow plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Item Drop: +5
7274	scandalous plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
7275	jittery Rosewater's plastic Gary Claybender	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
7276	gray plastic Captain Kerkard of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
7277	cold-filtered blinking robot grease	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 27
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	chilled wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 34
7280	triple-energized non-deionized spinning wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 24
7281	ionized alkaline wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 55
7282	altered blue mirror wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 33
7283	pickled double-concentrated wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 51
7284	wobbly bouncing double-paned crying statue earrings of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	pulsating lion tamer's coward's plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	therapeutic strapping plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	personal trainer's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	grievous Space Tourist palmdoctor of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	supercharged extremely unsafe Herculean amok putter	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30
7290	spoiled jumbo amok pudding	5	crappy	
7291	skewed deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	ghostly green putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	pickled spinning can of V-11	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	pulsating gray zippy Sherlock's elevennis shoes	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	wobbly elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	huge upside-down beefy elevenderizing hammer of wisdom	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	knitted Professor What T-Shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	maroon pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	olive tumbling Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	blinking Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	olive Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	skewed Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	concentrated chilled huge eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 62
7309	wet frozen olive rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 26
7310	triple-corrupted blinking bronzer	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 62
7311	ghostly mirror nippy Van der Graaf elegant nightstick	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	purple rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	blinking tumbling jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	skewed squat jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	knitted careful rosy-cheeked ghost of a necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +3
7319	knitted healthy Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
7320	activated twirling Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 62
7321	MacGyver's baleful Stephen's lab coat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100
7322	double-ionized pulsating olive Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 41
7323	yellow supercharged strapping Jacob's rung	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
7324	mixed battery	1		
7325	mediocre snakebite	4	decent	
7326	experienced rubber ribcage of doom	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7327	compressed synthetic marrow	1		
7328	dry non-activated funny bone	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 40
7329	Tesla forbidden half-melted spoon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7330	mixed the funk	1		
7331	rotten gunky chicken	3	crappy	
7332	pulsating slick doll head	0		Moxie: +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	bouncing mansplainer's wicked paddle-ball	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15
7336	vacuum-sealed sound effects record	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 27
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	quantum concentrated gray dancer	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 11
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	pulsating moose antlers of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	ionized narrow moose thought	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 33
7342	spoiled snack-sized moose chocolate	2	crappy	
7343	smooth painting of a glass of wine	3	awesome	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	spinning yellow ornate picture frame	0		
7346	purple doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	baleful ghost toga of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
7348	spoiled enchanted snack-sized sheet cake	2	crappy	Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 30
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	maroon picture of you	0		
7351	ribald scandalous beefcake's Staff of the Electric Range	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: 15
7352	flavorless deluxe layer cake	4	decent	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	enchanted practically non-alcoholic artisanal red-hot boilermaker	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 20
7355	toasty coal shovel	0		Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	activated oxidized hot coal	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 56
7357	boiled polymerized spinning coal dust	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 65
7358	greedy dangerous personal trainer's Bram's choker	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	plaid pocket square of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
7362	red twirling stanky scorching plaid skirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	quadruple-electrified bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 16
7364	pulsating fabric softener	0		
7365	irradiated dry altered fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 63
7366	mediocre boozy wobbly bottle of laundry sherry	5	decent	
7367	tarnished alkaline industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 42, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	toothsome jittery ghostly extra-flat panini	3	awesome	
7369	ionized dry quadruple-polymerized mangled finger	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
7370	mediocre jittery Psychotic Train wine	4	decent	
7371	cyan crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	delicious snack-sized blinking pulsating pie man was not meant to eat	2	awesome	
7373	beefy sommelier's towel	0		Muscle: +10
7374	bouncing MacGyver's tarnished tastevin	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
7375	thick bland actual tapas	5	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	avaricious ghast iron cleaver of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30
7378	Jim Carey's electrified ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	skewed aromatic ghast iron heater shield of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7
7380	flame-wreathed crafty ghast iron codpiece	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	bouncing electrified Pendant of Gargalesis	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	deionized bouncing Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	nitrogenated double-anodized upside-down gray Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	denatured magnetized Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	electrified Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	boiled Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	warmed nitrogenated red Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	super-polarized Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	modified Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	altered chilled Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	ionized Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	alkaline vacuum-sealed red Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	Vulcanized polarized Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	tarnished Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	quantum dry Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	irradiated quantum ionized olive Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	warmed Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	galvanized tarnished mirror Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	modified altered squat Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	magnetized upside-down Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	super-modified energized Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	super-colloidal Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	polymerized Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	purple Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	gray Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	jittery Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	jittery narrow Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	jittery Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	blinking Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	twirling bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	olive Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	triple-polarized flattened sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	cyan Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	blinking Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	non-Vulcanized energized ghostly Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	energized pickled upside-down Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	polymerized jittery Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	extra-corrupted concentrated Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	corrupted enhanced enhanced Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	unsweetened activated Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	nitrogenated liquefied Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	delicious huge Beefy Crunch Pastaco	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	toothsome jittery Brain Food Pastaco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	tiny normal Cool Brunch Pastaco	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	flavorless upside-down Medical Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	spoiled Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	thick toothsome blinking Ludovico Pastaco	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	mediocre green overpowering mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	mediocre narrow complex mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	artisanal smooth mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	special drinkable practically non-alcoholic blood-red mushroom wine	1	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	tolerable buzzing mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	mediocre weak wobbly swirling mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	yummy Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	stale diet Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	blurry Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	acceptable practically non-alcoholic wobbly regular-size brogurt	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	perfectly mixed super-size brogurt	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	tolerable enchanted wobbly red broberry brogurt	3	good	Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	bad fortified blurry brocolate brogurt	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	lousy fancy maroon French bronilla brogurt	4	decent	Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	olive History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	wobbly chilly Brogre brorts	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	Brogre brolo shirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	fuchsia educational Brogre bucket hat	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	maroon airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	rosy-cheeked wizardly 8-billed baseball cap of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	razor-sharp brainy extremely wet T-shirt of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	knitted shrimp fork of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	denatured blurry BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	double-alkaline anodized go-go potion	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	triple-deionized irradiated shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	flattened irradiated gray Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	experienced string of moist beads	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	warmed ionized polymerized Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	polarized quadruple-enhanced tumbling sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	ionized colloidal bouncing sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	ghostly sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	lousy weak Rompedores de Fantasmas	2	decent	
7483	mediocre strong La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	5	decent	
7484	perfectly mixed special Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	EPIC	Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 10
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	mirror drain dissolver	0		
7488	squat triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	blinking triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	tolerable watered-down jittery bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	2	good	
7492	tumbling twirling blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	alkaline Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 43
7500	blinking map	0		
7501		0		
7502	adjusted oxidized Texas tea	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 38
7503	shaking experienced dark hamethyst ring	0		Experience: +2
7504	blinking knitted dark baconstone ring	0		Cold Resistance: +3
7505	spinning slick dark porquoise ring	0		Moxie: +10
7506	Samson's smartaleck's book	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5
7507	baleful cloak	0		Spell Damage: +25
7508	label	0		
7509	normal huge Mornington crescent roll	4	good	
7510	modified extra-pickled twirling eye shadow	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 50
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	concentrated bouncing blinking poppy	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 21
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	hardy educational duonoculars	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
7515	blurry plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	ribald spider leg of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
7518	ghostly wand of pigification	0		
7519	drinkable glass of bourbon	3	good	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	flavorless government cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	Sinatra's pair of government shades	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	Vulcanized galvanized narrow government	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	vacuum-sealed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	chilly government-issued night-vision goggles of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	flavorless loaf of alien bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	rotten blue grilled cheese sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	compressed blurry alien protein powder	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	watered-down delicious rocket fuel	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	gray alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	weak tolerable tumbling stealth bomber	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	electrified space beast fur hat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	Sherlock's space beast fur pants	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	rosy-cheeked space beast fur whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	blurry sinister space heater of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	tolerable olive space port	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	fortified space needle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	boiled frozen upside-down buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	jittery hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	cold-filtered ash soda	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	denatured triple-dry narrow liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	adjusted galvanized dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	altered electrified wobbly bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	wobbly shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	diffused bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	jittery page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	triple-vacuum-sealed jittery tumbling blood cells	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 67
7558	artisanal wine	4	EPIC	
7559	frozen pulsating gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 11
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	concentrated giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 62
7562	super-nitrogenated musk turtle	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 24
7563	ionized double-unsweetened maroon huge programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 37
7564	galvanized mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 43
7565	jumbo fancy decent ham steak	5	good	Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 45
7566	time-twitching toolbelt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	green Chroner	0		
7568	greedy forbidden Time Lord Badge of Honor of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +20
7569	upside-down sharpshooter's Oprah's Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10
7570	vacuum-sealed ionized Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 68
7571	blurry knitted gravedigger's silent pea shooter	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
7572	flavorless tiny ghostly D roll	1	decent	
7573	teal dog trainer's padded kiwi beak	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
7574	artisanal New Zealand iced tea	3	EPIC	
7575	Fonzie's smartaleck's droll monocle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
7576	energized future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 49
7577	improved activated future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 25
7578	enhanced modified future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 30
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	twisted blinking liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 50
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	rotten diet rack of dinosaur ribs	1	crappy	
7583	delicious scotch on the rocks	3	awesome	
7584	up-at-dawn yabba dabba doo rag of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	dangerous wooly loincloth of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	wobbly helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	hand-crafted triple-distilled cyan glass of &quot;milk&quot;	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	enchanted perfectly mixed green cup of &quot;tea&quot;	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	tolerable practically non-alcoholic ghostly thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	weak artisanal Lucky Lindy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	boozy delicious Bee's Knees	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	smooth fortified Sockdollager	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Ish Kabibble	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	irresponsibly strong acceptable Hot Socks	7	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	mediocre practically non-alcoholic cyan Phonus Balonus	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	bad practically non-alcoholic Flivver	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	tolerable Sloppy Jalopy	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	magnetized liquefied Vulcanized tumbling flame	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 61
7601	oxidized tumbling temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 22
7602	flattened tumbling Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 22
7603	denatured polarized flattened huge neckbeard	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 20
7604	corrupted pickled lime green skewed huge artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 55
7605	deionized bouncing punk patch	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 17
7606	corrupted modified steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 65
7607	unsweetened vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 68
7608	adjusted aerosolized corrupted turtle mud	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 66
7609	cold-filtered dry narrow Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 27
7610	triple-energized warmed blue skewed Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 30
7611	non-frozen Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 62
7612	extra-vacuum-sealed dry tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 23
7613	unsweetened upside-down bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 63
7614	corrupted warmed voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 32
7615	vacuum-sealed ionized olive huge tumbling pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 53
7616	colloidal jittery pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 12
7617	aerosolized short deposition	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 53
7618	quantum vacuum-sealed maroon straw pole	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 13
7619	anodized vacuum-sealed copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 68
7620	altered ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 16
7621	oxidized pickled skewed ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 46
7622	liquefied button rouge	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 33
7623	dry skewed yellow Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 62
7624	triple-adjusted wobbly shaking lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 36
7625	colloidal concentrated bouncing flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 38
7626	oxidized nitrogenated oyster badge	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 36
7627	moist ghostly plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 13
7628	polarized adjusted dancing fan	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 60
7629	extra-colloidal wet page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 65
7630	dry diffused jittery magic powder	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 69
7631	modified activated friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 58
7632	quadruple-aerosolized adjusted dry wobbly maroon skewed government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 55
7633	quadruple-activated dry alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 41
7634	non-pressed electrified irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 65
7635	chilled diffused boiled cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 32
7636	Temple Grandin's hardy shellacked shell	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	baleful pillow shell	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	squat Jeselnik's whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	brainy oil shell	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	gray turtle shell of vim and vigor of temperance of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	upside-down ingot turtle	0		
7643	jittery duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	lime green skewed blurry life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	skewed thunder thigh	0		
7649	liquefied upside-down spinning gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 44
7650	Vulcanized corrupted modified twirling catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 22
7651	wobbly freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	ghostly fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	twirling fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	mirror fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	lard-coated neoprene skullcap	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	denatured ghostly goblin water	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 59
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	moldy super-sized Sogg-Os	5	crappy	
7663	dog trainer's careful extremely unsafe Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
7664	adjusted Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 34
7665	ionized activated liquid ice	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 12
7666	triple-distilled delicious wobbly Wet Russian	8	awesome	
7667	moldy small filet of The Fish	2	crappy	
7668	twirling narrow Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	toasty Oprah's studded thunder down underwear	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	hale forbidden famous raincoat of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	veiny sinister lightning rod of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: 110, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
7673	perfectly mixed olive legitimate business on the beach	3	EPIC	
7674	mirror rosewater-soaked hep waders	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	bland jive turkey leg	3	decent	
7676	narrow birdbone corset of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
7677	corrupted candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 40
7678	scorching 4-dimensional fez	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	mirror personal trainer's super-absorbent tarp	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
7681	fortified acceptable unquiet spirits	5	good	
7682	Herculean banjo kazoo mount	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
7683	boiled alkaline spinning grass	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 52
7684	mirror Newton's Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
7685	Annie Oakley's padded Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
7686	wicked Sinatra's Caveman Dan's favorite rock of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
7687	concentrated double-oxidized dog ointment	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 69
7688	veiny gumshoes of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7689	upside-down chilly dangerous flapper floppers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
7690	knitted studded sneakeasies	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7691	lard-coated energetic plastic nunchaku	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	blinking hardy veiny hand whip of courage	0		Maximum HP: 60, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	scorching grievous glow-in-the-dark necklace of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	knitted mansplainer's cap gun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	occult beefcake's cassette player	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	bouncing mirror &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	super-quantum colloidal confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	electrified frozen tumbling olive confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	quantum magnetized confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	huge huge The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	liquefied adjusted chilled rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	frightening rubber cape of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	shaking Temple Grandin's experienced Thor's Pliers of dire peril of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	non-vacuum-sealed candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 43
7711	Sherlock's rosewater-soaked water wings for babies	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	tasty snack-sized Strix stix	2	awesome	
7714	Annie Oakley's medical-grade wizardly vampire pellet	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7715	fancy hand-crafted non-aged vinegar	4	EPIC	Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 10
7716	Lo Pan's unsanitized scalpel	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
7717	supercharged gladiator tunica	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7718	resourceful Roman sadnals	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
7719	huge personal trainer's madius	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
7720	radiator heater shield of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
7721	alkaline wet ghostly wobbly salt wages	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 51
7722	jittery Jack Frost's centurion helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	pteruges of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	frozen activated cyan pulsating Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 56
7726	pressed dry Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 47
7727	warmed concentrated lime green Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 49
7728	ionized triple-vacuum-sealed skewed Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 26
7729	gray blinking Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	purple Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	bouncing Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	olive pulsating Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	skewed Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	red Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	pulsating Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	tumbling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	red Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	purple Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	ghostly lightning-fast scandalous Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	blurry miser's energetic Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	twirling frightening Xiblaxian stealth vest of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	thick moldy Xiblaxian ultraburrito	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	bad weak Xiblaxian space-whiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	shaking Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	extra-galvanized They liver	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	stale enchanted blurry They liver popsicle	4	decent	Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	denatured residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Sinatra's Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	lime green ghostly family-friendly aromatic stiffened defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	padded Newton's Personal Ventilation Unit of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	flattened the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	low-calorie bland blinking shaking &quot;meat&quot; stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	mixed fuchsia transdermal smoke patch	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	squat specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	Socratic smooth pair of plants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	knitted flame-wreathed Rosewater's Sasq&trade; watch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	auspicious rosewater-soaked supercharged smoker's cloak	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	family-friendly studded razor-sharp beefcake's camouflage T-shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	concentrated energized experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	knitted Newton's heavy-duty clipboard of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	bouncing up-at-dawn aromatic wholesome shellacked battery-powered drill	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	decent super-sized limp broccoli	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	executive supercharged hat of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	corrupted unsweetened bouncing monkey barf	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	wet wobbly candy	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	veiny jangly bracelet of doom of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	brawny cuddly teddy bear	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	bouncing ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	pulsating miser's wicked first-aid pouch	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	maroon skewed khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	unsweetened boiled airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	bouncing SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	gray bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	huge Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	stale bite-sized initiative shawarma	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	bland tiny warm war shawarma	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	spoiled karma shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	artisanal shaking Jungle Juice	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	perfectly mixed Amnesiac Ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	acceptable Highest Bitter	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	Temple Grandin's mercenary pistol of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	thinker's mercenary rifle of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	narrow Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	olive Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	wobbly impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	huge narrow viral DNA	0		
7812	mirror tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	bland bouncing seared dino steak	3	decent	
7814	lousy bottle of drinkin' gas	3	decent	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	twirling dove DNA	0		
7817	upside-down gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	fuchsia 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	bouncing pulsating simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	ghostly sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	auspicious dance instructor's iShield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +10
7825	miser's occult earbuds of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7826	bouncing beefy iFlail of the wise owl of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7827	miniature toothsome tumbling unidentifiable dried fruit	2	awesome	
7828	watered-down acceptable flat cider	2	good	
7829	miser's hardy strapping trench lighter	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	magnetized double-electrified nitrogenated cyan experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	narrow pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	mirror ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	huge Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	red special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	jittery special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	enhanced alkaline blurry perl necklace	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	double-alkaline activated cyan Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	unsweetened vacuum-sealed ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	low-calorie decent petit fortran	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	rotten java cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	adequate cookie cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	blinking hardy plastic exo-suited miner	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	Temple Grandin's plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	Socratic plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	padded plastic Crimbot	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	weightlifter's plastic Crimbomega	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	deionized tarnished flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	Rosewater's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	gray servo-assisted exo-pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	up-at-dawn curative high-energy mining laser	0		Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	ghostly huge peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	huge teal nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	skewed Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	blue Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	blinking Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	gray shaking Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	blue Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	cyan Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	red Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	shaking Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	purple Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	huge Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	olive Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	purple Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	pulsating Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	blurry Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	twirling recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	narrow recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	bouncing lime green blinking recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	flame-wreathed studded Size XI Wizard's Robe of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	activated purple Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 28
7915	galvanized oxidized Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 47
7916	teal blinking mimeplasm	0		
7917	corrupted twirling BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 24
7918	modified shaking Moonds	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 29
7919	energized oxidized purple Big Punk	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 61
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	practically non-alcoholic smooth fuchsia Friendly Turkey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	mediocre fuchsia Agitated Turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	tolerable triple-distilled ghostly Ambitious Turkey	7	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	rotten half-sized neutron lollipop	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	acceptable practically non-alcoholic gamma nog	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	blurry tumbling upside-down sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	mirror narrow bouncing Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	tumbling picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	modified jittery single atom	1	decent	Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	squat Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	mirror teal sleeve deuce	0		
7942	jittery blinking pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	mirror table	0		
7946	smelly outlaw bandana of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
7947	enchanted tolerable practically non-alcoholic whiskey in a broken glass	1	good	Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 45
7948	extra-dry artisanal shot of mescal	5	EPIC	
7949	distilled drinkable gray glass of herbal tequila	5	good	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	sage plaid cowboy hat of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	fireproof flame-retardant Lo Pan's rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: 4
7954	wobbly rattler rattle	0		
7955	blue bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	yellow squat letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	auspicious lard-coated frightening Samson's Staff of Ed	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
7962	blue huge Eye of Ed	0		
7963	yellow amulet	0		
7964	medical-grade Staff of Fats	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	bouncing strapping World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Muscle: +5
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	olive boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	altered mummified fig	1	good	Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 5
7973	modified twirling mummified loaf of bread	1	good	
7974	diluted mummified beef haunch	1	decent	Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 25
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	maroon silk bandages	0		
7978	narrow holy spring water	0		
7979	blurry spirit beer	0		
7980	upside-down sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	ghostly cure-all	0		
7983	wool weightlifter's Sister Accessory	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
7984	quadruple-altered Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 29
7985	Usain Bolt's Van der Graaf parachute	0		Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	quilted pad of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	fireproof gravedigger's peeler	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	spinning teal chaotic wicked pettipants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	ruddy panama hat of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	greasy hardened pulsera	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	supercharged stiffened police baton	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	narrow prompt auspicious baleful plus-fours of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: 15, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	Rosewater's porkpie of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	flame-wreathed dog trainer's pepper mill	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	squat Van der Graaf pelerine of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	bouncing phantom mask of the empath of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	modified gray polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	vaporized spinning powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	dry choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	pickled dry concentrated smart watch	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	denatured polarized shaking blurry augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	greasy toy Crimbot mega face	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	toasty toy Crimbot power glove	0		Hot Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	twirling miser's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Meat Drop: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	quilted toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	alkaline jittery Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	blinking Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	mirror Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	upside-down Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	coward's occult sage Crimbomega drive chain	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	upside-down Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	polymerized triple-unsweetened fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	activated purple flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	pressed pickled tumbling purple and rain stick	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 60
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	rotten Choco-Mint patty	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	mediocre triple-distilled hot mint schnocolate	6	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	denatured ghostly homeopathic mint tea	1	crappy	Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	blurry muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	ghostly artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	mirror gray Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	upside-down stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	bouncing huge calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	mansplainer's tope&eacute; of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	double-paned topiary tights of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
8036	fortified topiary necktie	0		Damage Absorption: +60
8037	adequate super-sized bowl of topioca	5	good	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	huge trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	Van der Graaf pot	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8044	forbidden spelunking fedora	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
8045	wobbly sturdy machete of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8046	shotgun of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
8047	asbestos-lined boomerang	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8049	narrow mining helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
8050	skewed crafty X-ray goggles	0		Maximum MP: +10, Luck: +5
8051	jittery Usain Bolt's cape	0		Initiative: +80
8052	bouncing double-paned jetpack	0		Cold Resistance: +5
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	squat executive pickaxe	0		Meat Drop: +40
8056	torch	0		
8057	chilly therapeutic [spelunking test kit]	0		Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8058	toasty plasma rifle	0		Hot Damage: +5
8059	upside-down olive Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	Temple Grandin's stiffened The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +7, Luck: -6
8061	pulsating The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	mirror upside-down Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	skewed pulsating blurry banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	powdered	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	green nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	wobbly warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	wobbly janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	blinking studded Spelunker's fedora of Leguizamo of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	supercharged vibrating Spelunker's whip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	perfumed deadly sage Spelunker's khakis	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	squat Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	twirling headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	savvy wicker kickers of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	skewed sharpshooter's wholesome wicker slicker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	green frosty smooth wicker knickers	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	fortified wicker ticker of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	thinker's wicker sticker of the storm	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	personal trainer's Socratic wicker clicker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	dried narrow wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	Van der Graaf belt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	mirror badge of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	shellacked bowl of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	toasty Temple Grandin's brooch	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	lion tamer's grievous breeches	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	censurious backpack of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	compressed blurry bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	purple censurious anvil of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	shaking sinister akubra of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	dance instructor's savvy apron	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	miser's auspicious ascot	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	shellacked experienced attache case	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 7, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	lion tamer's occult accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	pickled huge aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	bouncing dance instructor's strapping wig	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	winch crank of wisdom of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	razor-sharp educational widget	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	narrow lime green knitted crafty whisk	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	banded fortified walker	0		Damage Absorption: 160, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	horrifying waders of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	compressed teal blurry flakes	1		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	blinking deadly gaiters of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	inspector's garland of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	ghostly deadly gunnysack of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	wicked dance instructor's garibaldi	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	mansplainer's therapeutic girdle	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	teal wool dangerous gloves	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	distilled shaking smithereens	1		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	rosy-cheeked fiberglass fetish of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	Sinatra's fiberglass foil of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	shaking executive brawny fiberglass fannypack	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	scorching sharpshooter's fiberglass frock	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	narrow frightening chilly fiberglass fingerguard	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	Temple Grandin's friendly fiberglass fedora	0		Familiar Weight: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	denatured fiberglass fibers	1		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	gray talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	Herculean rubber spatula	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
8139	flame-wreathed spoon	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
8140	nippy crystalline reamer	0		Cold Damage: +10
8141	greasy macroplane grater	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8142	upside-down prompt bastard baster	0		Adventures: +3
8143	steel-toed obsidian nutcracker	0		Damage Reduction: 9
8144	lime green squat talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	Socratic groovy glass eye	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
8146	colloidal frozen invisible potion	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 58
8147	pulsating time shuriken	0		
8148	frightening hale cool ninjammies	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	polarized extra-pressed Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 19
8150	vacuum-sealed tumbling sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 24
8151	Vulcanized colloidal olive narrow Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 40
8152	corrupted polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 33
8153	tarnished colloidal candy dish	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 47
8154	non-moist quadruple-activated Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 51
8155	super-alkaline deionized blurry talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 66
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	mirror Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	green wobbly bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	red half of a tooth	0		
8160	anodized mouse skull	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 42
8161	super-energized polarized really thick spine	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 61
8162	olive shaking nasty Fonzie's skullcap	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	blurry shellacked dance instructor's three-legged pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	yellow nasty stylish remaindered axe	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +5
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	Jim Carey's shellacked cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	moldy lime green baguette	3	crappy	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	quadruple-liquefied super-energized ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 29
8170	electrified mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 13
8171	smooth skewed unflavored wine cooler	3	awesome	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	good	
8173	wicked sewer snake	0		Spell Damage: +5
8174	flavorless small tumbling pigeon egg	2	decent	
8175	fuchsia knitted jaunty feather of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5
8176	tolerable huge premium malt liquor	4	good	
8177	flame-wreathed savvy brown paper pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
8178	wobbly greasy resourceful brown paper bag mask	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8179	pulsating narrow ring of telling skeletons what to do of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	breadwand of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
8181	blinking friendly loafers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	rosewater-soaked bread basket	0		Stench Resistance: +3
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	red chilly hale The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	ghostly map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	perfectly mixed Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8189	practically non-alcoholic smooth Radberry Rip wine cooler	1	awesome	
8190	hand-crafted olive Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8191	artisanal Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8192	watered-down hand-crafted Citrus Crush wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8193	bland big plain bagel	5	decent	
8194	adequate glob of cream cheese	3	good	
8195	decent skewed loaf of soda bread	4	good	
8196	huge tasty acceptable bagel	7	awesome	
8197	super-sized bland standard-issue cupcake	5	decent	
8198	normal ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	good	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	adequate popular tart	4	good	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	irradiated quantum purple Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 29
8203	purple blinking airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	blinking one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	jittery extremely unsafe wizardly expensive camera	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	aerosolized twirling How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	skewed bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	upside-down grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	ghostly zippy clever rigging rope	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	pickled green nasty snuff	1	good	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	Van der Graaf clever sewage-clogged pistol	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	electrified beard incense	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	blinking Jack Frost's perfume-soaked bandana of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	tiny decent pulsating toxo	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	fancy bad Lemonade-235	4	decent	Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	rosy-cheeked weightlifter's isotophat	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	grievous Three Mile Island shorts of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	aromatic toxic mop of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	skewed inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	fuchsia lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	family-friendly extremely unsafe Rosewater's backwoods banjo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	spinning maroon grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	narrow wool shellacked ratskin pajama pants of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	diffused vacuum-sealed wobbly turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	ghostly skewed reassuring electrified fake washboard of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	scorching Dinsey's oculus of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	jittery dangerous Dinsey's radar dish	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	yellow upside-down greedy frightening Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	flame-retardant stiffened Dinsey's brain	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	flame-wreathed rosy-cheeked Dinsey's glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	personal trainer's Dinsey's pants of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	blurry keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	upside-down keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	bouncing inspector's lube-shoes	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	lime green trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	skewed smooth Dinsey mascot mask of the dark arts of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	adequate Dinsey food-cone	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	perfectly mixed Dinsey Whinskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	polarized extra-enhanced Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	spinning Usain Bolt's medical-grade fannypack	0		Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	twirling sharpshooter's veiny healthy groovy wizardly garbage sticker of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	executive brawny beefcake's hazmat helmet of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	blinking Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	green Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	double-chilled diffused nasty gum	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 54
8258	jittery spinning Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	rock-hard The Lot's engagement ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	shaking Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	spinning Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	blue Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	blurry Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	blinking stanky Newton's miracle whip of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	Newton's sphygmayomanometer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	spinning tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	huge cyan mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	moldy unappetizing mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	diet yummy purple uninteresting mayolus	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	tasty jittery acceptable mayolus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	rotten tumbling enticing mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	yummy mouth-watering mayolus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	aged Afternoon Delight	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	ghostly Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	quadruple-oxidized dry polymerized wobbly Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	shaking The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	quadruple-alkaline Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	dry frozen twirling Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 47
8287	narrow puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	pulsating scandalous dice ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
8291	dice belt buckle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
8292	twirling jittery dice-print pajama pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8293	skewed skewed perfumed dice-shaped backpack	0		Stench Resistance: +5
8294	Herculean dice-print do-rag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
8295	chilly dice sunglasses	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
8296	skewed Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	improved double-deionized dice	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 39
8298	pulsating pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	dry power pill	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	galvanized narrow pixel star	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	fancy normal pixel banana	4	good	Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	perfectly mixed pixel beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	spinning puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	irradiated sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 38
8307	aerosolized oxidized gray &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 16
8308	altered double-Vulcanized piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 14
8309	frozen modified fuchsia baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 34
8310	dry narrow .epub file	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 18
8311	double-electrified squat blue BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 33
8312	liquefied super-ionized squat hustler shades	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 11
8313	oxidized polymerized blue jerky stick	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 50
8314	ionized diffused tumbling costume rental shop	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 25
8315	moist unsweetened red skewed muscle oil	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 27
8316	improved narrow bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 59
8317	modified adjusted olive bouncing pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 63
8318	pickled super-alkaline jittery sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 45
8319	concentrated double-denatured oxidized jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 50
8320	unsweetened one glove	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 53
8321	ionized quantum glove	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 19
8322	quadruple-irradiated cold-filtered handful of fire	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 61
8323	Vulcanized Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 35
8324	triple-enhanced adjusted blue disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 13
8325	magnetized quadruple-dry squat coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 40
8326	Vulcanized cold-filtered upside-down conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 41
8327	galvanized Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 56
8328	energized moist tarnished shaking ghostly icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 28
8329	cold-filtered unsweetened smellbook	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 37
8330	warmed quantum assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 64
8331	activated yellow huge filthy armor	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 31
8332	colloidal upside-down twirling plague pie	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 60
8333	cold-filtered flattened batarang	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 16
8334	boiled concentrated spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 23
8335	altered grease trap	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 13
8336	alkaline pulsating shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 38
8337	corrupted porkpocket	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 14
8338	extra-flattened maroon Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 12
8339	modified altered warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 68
8340	moist mirror janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 54
8341	galvanized corrupted warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 13
8342	frozen jittery baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 36
8343	magnetized carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 25
8344	polymerized non-chilled cyan bronze polish	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 60
8345	dry concentrated upside-down blinking crident	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 51
8346	polarized red squat totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 41
8347	polymerized oxidized red spray chrome	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 38
8348	vacuum-sealed tarnished filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 29
8349	corrupted hand of cards	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 29
8350	warmed damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 18
8351	modified denatured boiled lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 38
8352	liquefied tarnished spinning skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 22
8353	ionized enhanced ghostly wobbly grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 53
8354	tarnished nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 63
8355	alkaline dry blue iron torso box	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 68
8356	adjusted tumbling mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 31
8357	wet double-ionized twirling radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 46
8358	denatured ionized skewed squat x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 59
8359	denatured chilled wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 55
8360	colloidal hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 47
8361	pickled concentrated child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 31
8362	cold-filtered yellow devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 27
8363	polymerized red jittery shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 28
8364	pressed alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 30
8365	wet super-corrupted wet novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 43
8366	boiled fuchsia invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 52
8367	non-nitrogenated spinning handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 31
8368	improved corrupted fuchsia garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 48
8369	adjusted yellow tumbling plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 51
8370	electrified funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 41
8371	activated spinning bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 27
8372	aerosolized lime green flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 63
8373	electrified concentrated captured boozles	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 50
8374	nitrogenated drinks tray	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 62
8375	flattened activated yellow eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 62
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	diet flavorless pixel lemon	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	acceptable pixel daiquiri	4	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	galvanized warmed mirror power pill	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	ionized oxidized pixel potion	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	green Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	narrow Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	blinking popular part	0		
8384	squat bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	jittery purple blinking cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	narrow mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	squat upside-down mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	blurry mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	blurry gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	chilly The Emperor's new hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	tumbling The Emperor's new shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	cool The Emperor's new pants	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	wobbly lightning-fast therapeutic lead pipe	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	wobbly shellacked hardened rope	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	zippy Sinatra's wrench	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	chaotic wicked candlestick	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	medical-grade knife of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	strapping revolver of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	bouncing spinning 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	big normal pestopiary	5	good	
8408	diffused altered ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 57
8409	tasty bite-sized shaking crudles	1	awesome	
8410	spoiled big agnolotti arboli	5	crappy	
8411	normal spaghetti with ghost balls	3	good	
8412	spoiled succulent marrow	4	crappy	
8413	bland salacious crumbs	4	decent	
8414	small rotten fusilli marrownarrow	2	crappy	
8415	flavorless diet suggestive strozzapreti	1	decent	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	stale low-calorie Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1	decent	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	yummy linguini immondizia bianco	3	awesome	
8420	spoiled small shells a la shellfish	2	crappy	
8421	narrow Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	pulsating unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	blinking 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	cyan Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	ghostly spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	jittery hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	blinking cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	lard-coated Socratic LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	olive narrow rosy-cheeked LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	Temple Grandin's LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	squat green thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	blinking spinning narrow insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	jittery full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	twirling uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	bouncing heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	narrow New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	purple crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	reassuring mansplainer's high-temperature mining mask	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	purple frosty fireproof megaphone of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	adequate snack-sized mineapple	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	triple-distilled acceptable tumbling narrow mirror Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	10	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	fancy SMOOCH soda	1	crappy	Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	normal smelted roe	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	triple-distilled drinkable lavawater	9	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	polymerized Vulcanized basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	fortified Herculean smooth lavalarva	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	rosewater-soaked Socratic lava balaclava of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	wool toasty medical-grade basaltamander buckler	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	dry flattened lava globs	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	normal squat gooey lava globs	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	boxer's strapping lava-proof pants	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	skewed double-paned rock-hard heat-resistant necktie	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	curative hale beefy heat-resistant gloves	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	yummy very hot lunch	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	high-proof hand-crafted asbestos thermos	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	extra-galvanized double-enhanced liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	stale blurry disco biscuit	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	extra-dry lousy Quaatorade&trade;	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	scandalous Annie Oakley's groovy biker's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	jittery greasy wholesome feathered headdress of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	hale personal trainer's electrician's hardhat of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	tumbling Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	twirling &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	blinking airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	olive New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	smooth velvet pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	narrow scorching smooth velvet shirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	zippy smooth velvet hat	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	smooth smooth velvet pocket square	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	medical-grade smooth velvet socks	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	squat smooth velvet hanky of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	squat clever crafty The One Mood Ring	0		Maximum MP: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	shaking Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	blurry Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	shaking the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	olive Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	maroon mirror half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	blinking glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	dried SMOOCH coffee cup	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	ionized labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	yellow greasy studded stylish Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	blurry green therapeutic extremely unsafe grease cannon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	frozen polymerized demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	scorching coward's beefy love	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	Temple Grandin's hardened Pener's drumstick of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	pulsating shaking Jeselnik's clever deuce cape	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	curative hardy wholesome Lavalos's shell	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	foul-smelling brawny smooth velvet bra	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	horrifying SMOOCH bracers of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	MacGyver's SMOOCH kneepads	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	rosy-cheeked SMOOCH spaulders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	electrified Da Vinci's SMOOCH codpiece	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	SMOOCH breastplate of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	big adequate lava cake	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	spoiled tumbling pink slime	3	crappy	
8527	narrow Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	normal massive devil hair pasta	10	good	
8530	super-sized flavorless spagecialetti	5	decent	
8531	pulsating Salsa Libre	0		
8532	teal good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	spoiled diet libertagliatelle	1	crappy	
8535	half-sized flavorless tumbling turkish mostaccioli	2	decent	
8536	normal linguini of the sea	4	good	
8537	energized tarnished Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 24
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	olive drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	rotten Fettris	3	crappy	
8543	flavorless fusillocybin	4	decent	
8544	delicious half-sized huge prescription noodles	2	awesome	
8545	boiled blood-drive sticker	1	good	Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 15
8546	super-ionized bag of grain	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 56
8547	cold-filtered blurry green pocket maze	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 22
8548	unsweetened ionized pulsating shady shades	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
8549	boiled spinning blurry squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 13
8550	immense stale maroon weird gazelle steak	10	decent	
8551	flavorless diet sausage without a cause	1	decent	
8552	pickled vacuum-sealed jittery face paint	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 57
8553	artisanal watered-down emergency margarita	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
8554	perfectly mixed vintage smart drink	4	super ultra mega EPIC	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	anodized Vulcanized Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 21
8559	galvanized upside-down bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 31
8560	pickled Aerheads	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 30
8561	double-oxidized Wrotz	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 14
8562	concentrated unsweetened concentrated twirling Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 30
8563	frozen polymerized fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 62
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	careful Rosewater's savvy barrel lid	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	twirling rosewater-soaked wool veiny barrel hoop earring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	resourceful crafty banded bankruptcy barrel	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: 60, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	mirror normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	blurry huge blurry tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	teal weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	wobbly moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	triple-distilled hand-crafted bottle of Amontillado	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	smooth upside-down maroon barrel-aged martini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	adequate half-sized barrel pickle	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	delicious huge barrel cracker	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	modified twirling vibrating mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	mixed blinking blue mushroom	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	KoL Con 12-gauge of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Golden Mr. Eh? of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	rosy-cheeked barrel gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	skewed barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	bland lime green water log	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	hale beefy barrelhead	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	jittery careful bottoms of the barrel of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	blinking Usain Bolt's occult chest barrel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	grievous double barreled barrel gun of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	flame-wreathed friendly sharpshooter's triple barreled barrel gun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	brawny barrel beryl choker of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	fuchsia therapeutic beefcake's barrel beryl nose ring	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	spinning narrow scandalous sharpshooter's barrel beryl ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	fuchsia map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	non-pressed spinning cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	adjusted magnetized blue cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	frozen jittery cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	enhanced blue cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	improved boiled cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	ionized cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	vacuum-sealed cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	non-ionized flattened fuchsia cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	unsweetened improved cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	dry cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	modified energized squat cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	irradiated improved cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	polymerized cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	deionized double-nitrogenated cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	energized altered cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	anodized polymerized cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	super-moist polarized cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	chilled frozen cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	concentrated cyan cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	adjusted wobbly tumbling cyan cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	irradiated polymerized energized olive cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	polarized green jittery cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	boiled cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	dehydrated cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	dried cyan tumbling cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	ionized warmed denatured cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	super-magnetized colloidal gray skewed cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	altered cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	Vulcanized non-altered cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	quantum vacuum-sealed cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	super-flattened upside-down cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	improved aerosolized skewed cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	huge cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	diffused cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	galvanized adjusted cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	dance instructor's groovy Royal scepter of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	jittery doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	adequate bowl of eyeballs	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	yummy pulsating bowl of mummy guts	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	normal upside-down bowl of maggots	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	drinkable watered-down blurry blood and blood	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	drinkable Jack-O-Lantern beer	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	practically non-alcoholic aged zombie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	huge plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	huge tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	inspector's wizardly crown	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: 20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	skewed stink-penny	0		
8654	inspector's dog trainer's Annie Oakley's hawk	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15
8655	delicious gray hamlet sandwich	4	awesome	
8656	twirling grievous Othello's military jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8657	brainy Othello's dagger	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
8658	upside-down frosty Othello's handkerchief	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8659	irradiated bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 21
8660	grip key	0		
8661	olive How to Play Othello	0		
8662	personal trainer's slick ghostly dagger of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
8663	mediocre weak special ghost beer	2	decent	Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 50
8664	narrow Rosewater's Othello set	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	spinning frightening wholesome Fonzie's Yorick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
8668	rose	0		
8669	squat tulip	0		
8670	skewed tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	bouncing Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	teal airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	squat one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	alkaline warmed squat shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	low-calorie toothsome teal iceberg lettuce	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	triple-distilled drinkable ice wine	7	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	flame-retardant shellacked quilted Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	ghostly up-at-dawn inspector's Sinatra's Wal-Mart nametag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	gray perfumed wizardly Wal-Mart overalls of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	wobbly To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	fuchsia Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	fuchsia boxer's bellhop's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	weak acceptable ice porter	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	unsweetened exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	liquefied colloidal maroon blinking shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	blue Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	boiled blinking medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	delicious ice rice	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	artisanal weak shaking twirling iced plum wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	careful MacGyver's boxer's training belt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	narrow flame-wreathed resourceful stylish training legwarmers	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	Sherlock's Sinatra's training helmet of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	blurry training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	huge spinning machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	powdered shaking upside-down abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	modified maroon abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	dried blurry purple abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	vaporized spinning upside-down abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	twisted cyan blurry abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	twisted blinking abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	diluted abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	compressed huge abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	distilled yellow ghostly abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	vaporized abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	adequate gigantic VYKEA meatballs	8	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	drinkable gray VYKEA mead	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	oxidized VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	jittery VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	purple narrow VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	lime green VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	twirling VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	fuchsia huge horrifying crafty VYKEA hex key of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	bland huge shaking tin of submardines	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	delicious skewed bottle of norwhiskey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	twisted ghostly octolus oculus	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	asbestos-lined arcane researcher's sardine can key of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	fuchsia chaotic savvy norwhal helmet of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	shaking ghostly family-friendly wicked dance instructor's octolus-skin cloak	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	practically non-alcoholic delicious perfect cosmopolitan	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	fancy smooth twirling perfect negroni	3	awesome	Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	perfectly mixed perfect dark and stormy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	artisanal spirit-forward perfect mimosa	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	perfectly mixed perfect old-fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	bad triple-distilled perfect paloma	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	Vulcanized activated lime green That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	modified Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	liquefied pickled Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	liquefied jittery Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	double-modified quadruple-dry Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	activated Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	polymerized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	quadruple-alkaline warmed communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	rotten Crimbo salad	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	spoiled bread line	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	lousy bark rootbeer	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	delicious ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	deadly plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	blurry blinking hale plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	razor-sharp plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	careful plastic Crimborgatron	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	plastic Crimbodhisattva of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	maroon stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	extra-dry drinkable special Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	5	good	Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	blurry Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	unsweetened unsweetened maroon pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	narrow pulsating overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	executive coward's reusable shopping bag of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	twirling coarse hemp socks of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	Sherlock's armband	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	bouncing up-at-dawn pine cone necklace	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	Jeselnik's reindeer hammer	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	quilted elf ploughshare	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	tumbling faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	shaking teal nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	narrow book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	veiny elven tambourine	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	mirror reindeer sickle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	blinking blurry olive face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	twirling green face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	wobbly The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	green bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	shaking bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	blurry high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	olive bouncing ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	wobbly self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	spinning bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	moldy ghostly Kudzu salad	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	distilled wobbly Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	fancy practically non-alcoholic aged wobbly Miss Graves' vermouth	1	awesome	Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	special adequate thick wobbly The Plumber's mushroom stew	5	good	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	dried The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	fortified tolerable The Mad Liquor	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	acceptable enchanted Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3	good	Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	spoiled small red Mr. Burnsger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	mixed squat jittery The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	purple pulsating executive reassuring nasty The Jokester's gun	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	blue twirling perfumed forbidden The Jokester's wig of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	twirling up-at-dawn dog trainer's energetic The Jokester's pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	quantum polarized Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	squat replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	twirling battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	narrow cyan domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	pressed ghostly robin's egg	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	delicious teal robin flan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted fuchsia robin nog	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	blinking plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	maroon exploding gum	0		
8839	squat olive root beer barrel	0		
8840	magnetized concentrated Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 16
8841	diffused electrified Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 12
8842	boiled triple-dry infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 52
8843	ionized can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 51
8844	polymerized cold-filtered The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 33
8845	liquefied quadruple-improved bag of random words	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 69
8846	activated tumbling tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 52
8847	aerosolized tarnished green red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
8848	dry ionized maroon spinning question juice	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 52
8849	improved blue tube of villain	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 39
8850	bouncing your cowboy boots of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	bouncing inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	wobbly jittery nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	green nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	yellow nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	quicksilver ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	huge reassuring thinker's thicksilver ring of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	toasty smooth wicksilver ring of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	foul-smelling Jim Carey's chaotic slicksilver ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	tumbling knitted medical-grade weightlifter's sicksilver ring	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	ghostly shaking zippy wool clever nicksilver ring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	occult ticksilver ring of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	red auspicious mansplainer's stiffened Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	shaking yellow frosty dog trainer's Tesla's Electroplated Beans of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	blinking stanky smelly toasty Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	narrow pulsating scorching Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	blurry scandalous Frigid Northern Beans	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	twirling banded Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	purple chilly Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	reassuring toasty educational Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the wise owl of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	Sherlock's hardened beefcake's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	normal plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	spoiled plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	rotten tiny plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	thick normal plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	yummy plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	normal plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	enchanted rotten plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	crappy	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	immense stale plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	adequate plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	diet decent plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	dog trainer's sage Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	wicked extremely unsafe Daisy's unclean bloomers of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	squat Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	greedy Van der Graaf stiffened Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	spinning knitted baleful stylish Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the cougar of chilblains	0		Moxie: 45, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	mirror Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	pulsating auspicious experienced Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	enhanced poker face paint	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	blurry gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	triple-ionized concentrated triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	extra-modified gray ghost bit	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	pickled buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	nitrogenated quadruple-denatured upside-down lion musk	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	special bland tiny pulsating bear claw	1	decent	Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	aerosolized ghostly rattler gland	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	moist huge half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	dry twirling spinning tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	normal rotting beefsteak	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	drinkable yellow firemilk	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	super-modified colloidal spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	vaporized twirling tumbling moomy dust	1		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	skewed dog trainer's extremely unsafe western-style skinning knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	savvy steel knuckles	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	ghostly Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	spinning Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	gray The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	spinning Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	blinking Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	tumbling disc (black)	0		
8925	shaking disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	mirror disc (yellow)	0		
8929	teal red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	triple-irradiated demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	wobbly makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	gray coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	tumbling frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	green rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	gray shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	ghostly cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	twirling jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	wobbly shaking thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	shaking slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	twirling Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	ghostly briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	chaotic wicked one-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10
8960	olive gravedigger's two-gallon hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10
8961	shellacked arcane researcher's three-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 7
8962	razor-sharp Socratic four-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8963	five-gallon hat of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100
8964	spinning ribald Temple Grandin's six-gallon hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +10
8965	ribald weightlifter's seven-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10
8966	Sherlock's slick eight-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +25
8967	nasty flame-wreathed nine-gallon hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5
8968	skewed Lo Pan's hardy ten-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30
8969	huge clever fortified eleven-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	non-vacuum-sealed fuchsia skin oil	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 15
8973	concentrated unusual oil	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 50
8974	unsweetened eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 34
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	nitrogenated blinking patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 41
8977	oxidized unsweetened patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 69
8978	polarized patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 23
8979	vacuum-sealed jittery patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 13
8980	concentrated chilled teal patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 61
8981	vacuum-sealed modified patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 44
8982	deionized corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 11
8983	bad blurry rodeo whiskey	3	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	blurry teal twirling crafty real cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP: +10
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	spinning Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	squat Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	shaking do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	vaporized spinning armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	rotten immense blinking jittery jumping horseradish	9	crappy	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	artisanal bouncing Sacramento wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	oxidized Greek fire	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	blurry up-at-dawn studded ox-head shield of Tarzan of chilblains of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	blinking knitted Jeselnik's sharpshooter's brainy dented scepter of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	asbestos-lined toasty very pointy crown of the cougar of the detective of the early riser	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	aromatic horrifying Jim Carey's rosy-cheeked studded battle broom	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	lard-coated sizzling Lo Pan's forbidden carpe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	huge wool Jim Carey's Socratic codpiece of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	perfumed nasty hardy beefy troutsers	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	olive horrifying Annie Oakley's razor-sharp smartaleck's bass clarinet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	foul-smelling supercool smooth fish hatchet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	clever hardened tunac of the scaredy-cat of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	squat fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	non-altered electrified narrow red mirror wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	practically non-alcoholic lousy bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	warmed ionized purple high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	energetic fishin' hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	yellow Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	aromatic sonar fishfinder	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	spinning blurry luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	squat plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	rotten gallon of milk	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	skewed print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	tumbling pulsating screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	fuchsia twirling First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	dangerous First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	wobbly blurry high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	stale star salad	3	decent	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	bland low-calorie bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	1	decent	
9033	tumbling Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	immense normal blue browser cookie	6	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	acceptable hacked gibson	3	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	medical-grade Source shades	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	huge Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	wobbly Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	maroon Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	fuchsia Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	teal Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	gray Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	mirror Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	tumbling Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	ghostly Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	lime green Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	upside-down teal Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	squat Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	skewed Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	shaking Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	skewed Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	ribald curative beefy plastic detective badge of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	upside-down teal resourceful hardy grievous brawny bronze detective badge	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	huge sinister razor-sharp brainy detective badge of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	stanky boxer's slick detective badge of the businessman	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	green cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	fuchsia vibrating educational detective roscoe of the blizzard	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	adjusted liquefied wobbly shoe gum	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	supercharged noir fedora of courage of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	rosewater-soaked clever experienced trench coat	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	aged Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	normal hardboiled egg	3	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	manspreader's hale Socratic brainy protonic accelerator pack of the cougar of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	blinking narrow Adventurer bobblehead of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	forbidden bindle of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	reassuring rosy-cheeked fleshy lump	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	scandalous sharpshooter's smoldering bagel punch	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	mirror double-paned ghostly reins of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	blue derringer of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	Mr. Screege's spectacles of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	crafty Spookyraven signet of the storm of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	Tesla tie-dyed fannypack of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	mirror yellow upside-down Da Vinci's burnt snowpants of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	bouncing wicked standards and practices guide	0		Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	yellow shellacked wizardly Carpathian longsword of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	pulsating tumbling coward's Liam's mail of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -45, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	spinning gray crafty therapeutic Unfortunato's foolscap of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	wobbly purification tablet	0		
9102	Wrist-Boy of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	tumbling Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	blue Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	extra-denatured Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 37
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	improved cold-filtered Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 19
9110	energized maroon Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 21
9111	chilled Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 19
9112	tarnished tarnished squat EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 47
9113	vacuum-sealed frozen wobbly Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 36
9114	super-boiled magnetized alkaline The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 37
9115	non-anodized blinking upside-down Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	Van der Graaf repaid diaper	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	artisanal Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	MacGyver's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	shaking Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	bouncing School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	teal baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	perfectly mixed unidentified drink	3	EPIC	
9127	inspector's fortified KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +15
9128	executive steel-toed cool discarded swimming trunks	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +40
9129	altered diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 30
9130	chilled Vulcanized double-liquefied spinning charisma potion	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
9131	mirror extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	avaricious censurious pistol	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30
9133	blurry KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	immense spoiled leftover pasty	9	crappy	
9135	perfectly mixed mirror very whiskey	3	EPIC	
9136	ghostly purple li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	mirror li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	ghostly narrow li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	ghostly li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	shaking li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	unsweetened gray mirror hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	chilled yellow Prunets	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 65
9148	jittery skewed Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	oxidized diffused blurry invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	aerosolized super-adjusted corrupted invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	spoiled tiny raw sweet potato	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	decent raw beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	thick spoiled raw stuffing	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	rotten massive raw cranberry sauce	8	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	stale green raw turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	special delicious diet raw mincemeat	1	awesome	Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	flavorless big raw potato	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	delicious huge raw gravy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	adequate huge tumbling raw bread	9	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	jittery Jeselnik's quilted mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	skewed baleful Sinatra's beefcake's glass casserole dish	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	supercharged arcane researcher's can opener	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	altered jittery turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	vibrating Herculean glass pie plate	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	bouncing pulsating fireproof potato masher of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	cyan ghostly bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	decent sweet potatoes	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	decent miniature pulsating bean casserole	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	toothsome small baked stuffing	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	spoiled super-sized cranberry cylinder	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	stale immense thanksgiving turkey	7	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	moldy mince pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	adequate massive mashed potatoes	10	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	adequate warm gravy	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	yummy half-sized bread roll	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	bland enchanted leftovers	3	decent	Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	miniature moldy narrow leftovers sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	ghostly Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	mirror cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	lime green megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	squat cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	improved corrupted boiled eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	lousy eldritch extract	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	spinning miser's strapping Official Council Aide Pin	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	tolerable irresponsibly strong eldritch distillate	6	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	dried bouncing cyan eldritch essence	1		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	Herculean Science Notebook	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
9197	pulsating chilly Van der Graaf crafty eldritch hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	sharpshooter's beefy eldritch pants of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	mediocre eldritch elixir	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	lightning-fast chilly Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	yellow Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	skewed jittery sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	huge The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	wobbly wool ball and chain	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	pulsating baleful gingerbread tophat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	ghostly pulsating Jim Carey's gingerbread waistcoat	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	lion tamer's gingerbread trousers	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	rosewater-soaked medical-grade candy dress shoes of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	mirror sizzling candy necktie of the ox of bravery	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	olive sizzling crafty forbidden chocolate pocketwatch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	mirror interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	mirror gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	bland bouncing animal part cracker	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	drinkable gingerbread wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	toothsome half-sized gingerbread mug	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	ghostly miser's gingerbread mask	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	curative hale gingerservo of horror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	electrified triple-denatured improved tainted icing	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	knitted gingerbeard	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	ghostly gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	scandalous supercharged gingerbread hoodie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	extremely unsafe slick gingerbread pistol	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	avaricious double-paned marzipan briefcase	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	yellow studded creme brulee torch	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	cyan ghostly candy crowbar of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	purple sizzling Van der Graaf candy screwdriver	0		Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	olive gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pumpkin spice candle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	vacuum-sealed polarized gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	lard-coated hardened gingerbread gavel	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	pulsating gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	enchanted artisanal practically non-alcoholic ginger beer	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	denatured squat industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	liquefied fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	artisanal high-end ginger wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	red weightlifter's plastic bad vibe	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	jittery avaricious plastic angry vikings	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	wobbly frightening plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	jittery jittery plastic Your Brain of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	twirling grievous plastic Krampus	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	magnetized altered teal Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	galvanized moist Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	extra-vacuum-sealed Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	low-calorie special adequate spiritual candy cane	1	good	Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	perfectly mixed special practically non-alcoholic spiritual eggnog	1	super EPIC	Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	bland spiritual fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	snack-sized normal upside-down purple pulsating spiritual gingerbread	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	mirror skewed My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	tumbling Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	upside-down gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	nitrogenated gray shaking squat rock candy	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	thick adequate shaking green-iced sweet roll	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	tumbling sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	flame-wreathed Third Eye of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	bouncing asbestos-lined Krampus Horn of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	spoiled narrow spinning hambrosier	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	extra-dry perfectly mixed chakra-mental wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	quantum deionized tumbling chakra malt	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	special bland Black Angus blackburger	3	decent	Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	acceptable brandy	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	denatured galvanized mirror potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	bad vibroknife of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	Lo Pan's crystal belt buckle of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	medical-grade extremely unsafe saffron antaravasaka	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	blinking dance instructor's saffron uttarasanga of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	jittery blinking Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	spinning eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	blinking gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	bouncing frosty dance instructor's beefy Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	immense bland Eldritch snap	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	denatured tumbling hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	altered jelly	1		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	compressed pulsating olive jelly	1		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	denatured blurry red sleaze jelly	1		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	boiled stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	normal toast with hot jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	bland toast with jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	fancy bite-sized tasty blurry toast with jelly	1	awesome	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	bland toast with sleaze jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	rotten toast with stench jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	squat space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	avaricious electrified wax hand	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	blinking occult candle of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	miniature special adequate wax pancake	2	good	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	manspreader's studded wax face	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	practically non-alcoholic aged fancy mirror wax booze	1	awesome	Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	mirror glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	denatured pulsating blurry sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	spoiled upside-down sea truffle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	squat supercharged recovered cufflinks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	fuchsia heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	alkaline unsweetened ionized blurry LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	energized narrow LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	diffused vacuum-sealed LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	olive miser's nasty toasty LOV Eardigan	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	pulsating avaricious wholesome deadly LOV Epaulettes	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	skewed nippy Oprah's LOV Earrings of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	huge LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	tumbling LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	powdered narrow LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	asbestos-lined LOV Elephant	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	dance instructor's eldritch scanner	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	Vulcanized quantum lime green eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	family-friendly fortified eldritch hammer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	normal teal eldritch mushroom	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	decent eldritch mushroom pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	squat eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	liquefied wobbly blue eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	pulsating HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	shaking Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	tumbling Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	skewed bottlecap	0		
9344	squat discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	maroon Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	huge bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	gray elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	tumbling peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	blurry shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	mirror can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	pulsating lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	squat bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	gray slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	huge imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	practically non-alcoholic acceptable literal grasshopper	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	smooth jittery double entendre	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	delicious shaking Phlegethon	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	perfectly mixed Siberian sunrise	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	drinkable mentholated wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	drinkable irresponsibly strong lime green ghostly low tide martini	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	acceptable shroomtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	spirit-forward acceptable fuchsia morning dew	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	drinkable weak shaking whiskey squeeze	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	artisanal great fashioned	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	practically non-alcoholic mediocre skewed Gnomish sagngria	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	watered-down delicious vodka stinger	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	perfectly mixed extremely slippery nipple	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	bad watered-down bouncing piscatini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	special artisanal gray Churchill	4	EPIC	Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	bad soilzerac	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	delicious practically non-alcoholic London frog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	bad practically non-alcoholic nothingtini	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	delicious spinning eighth plague	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	delicious high-proof olive single entendre	6	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	perfectly mixed twirling reverse Tantalus	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	enchanted acceptable elemental caipiroska	3	good	Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	aged distilled Feliz Navidad	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	mediocre weak tumbling Bloody Nora	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	spirit-forward perfectly mixed moreltini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	weak bad hell in a bucket	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	practically non-alcoholic smooth Newark	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	aged jittery R'lyeh	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	artisanal Gnollish sangria	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	drinkable weak blurry vodka barracuda	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	lousy weak Mysterious Island iced tea	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	smooth drive-by shooting	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	smooth mirror gunner's daughter	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	hand-crafted dirt julep	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	spirit-forward bad Simepore slime	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	bad practically non-alcoholic Phil Collins	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	twirling unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	blurry toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	pulsating high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	shaking Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	teal geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	special snack-sized adequate edible alien plant bit	2	good	Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	twirling complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	altered narrow bouncing alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	wobbly alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	jittery mirror zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	thick spoiled alien meat	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	lime green alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	altered squat alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	squat spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	non-alkaline energized narrow alien medicine	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	bite-sized bland alien salad	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	triple-distilled hand-crafted teal alien booze	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	censurious razor-sharp alien mask of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	double-paned greasy deadly alien spear	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	wobbly dangerous weightlifter's alien blowgun of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	foul-smelling smooth thinker's alien loincloth	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	knitted smelly sizzling alien totem	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	ghostly nippy crafty energetic alien necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	shaking rock-hard spants of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	red shellacked Socratic spant shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	energetic spant shoulderpads of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	tumbling tumbling cyan hardened studded spant backplate	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	blinking red therapeutic spant spear of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	tumbling murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	huge murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	alkaline triple-corrupted huge murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	blinking lard-coated Annie Oakley's Newton's murderbot mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	frozen liquefied upside-down spinning murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	frightening studded murderbot whip	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	frosty murderbot plasma rifle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	blurry Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	skewed Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	ghostly Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	adequate Aldebaran sardines	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	high-proof artisanal Centauri fish wine	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	dehydrated wobbly oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	squat gravedigger's chaotic Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	extremely unsafe Spacegate military insignia of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	purple twirling weightlifter's Spacegate diplomat's insignia of incineration of terror	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	tumbling Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	stale half-sized twirling alien sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	pulsating shaking pulsating glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	colloidal jittery Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 48
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	energized pulsating Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	improved Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	pickled dry cyan Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	ionized Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	flattened bouncing Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	deionized denatured teal Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	triple-galvanized quadruple-improved Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	stale Affirmation Cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	blinking License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	olive Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	altered flattened Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 24
9491	skewed narrow Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	wool wicked Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	acceptable mirror teal basic martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	aged watered-down shaking improved martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	hand-crafted splendid martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	squat tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	mirror gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	olive ribald boxer's plastic gundam of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	pulsating twirling Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	green Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	spoiled meteoreo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	bad irresponsibly strong meadeorite	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	vibrating forbidden arcane researcher's meteortarboard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	baleful meteorite guard of the wise owl of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	bouncing baleful meteorb of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -25, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	up-at-dawn banded asteroid belt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	foul-smelling Rosewater's savvy meteorthopedic shoes	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	twirling mansplainer's veiny Newton's shooting morning star	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	twirling meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	purple perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	spinning wobbly corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	teal genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	rosewater-soaked boxer's blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	purple pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	spinning pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	bouncing shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	shaking xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	wobbly exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	gray X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	ghostly O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	acceptable watered-down DUFRESNE Suds	2	good	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	chilly coward's mafia pinky ring	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
9547	drinkable weak cyan flask of port	2	good	
9548	knitted contract enforcement stick of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3
9549	decent fancy jumbo Hide-rox&trade; cookie	5	good	Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	tolerable weak narrow jug of booze	2	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	frozen colloidal improved twirling pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	deionized temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	twisted spinning glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	modified enhanced deionized new habit	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	blinking jittery bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	therapeutic ruddy pearl necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	upside-down amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	spinning amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	yellow miser's Van der Graaf experienced protection stick of terror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9563	concentrated pickled roll of meat	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 16
9564	hale banded mafia thumb ring	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
9565	oxidized moist cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	bouncing Tesla shellacked mafia middle finger ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	lightning-fast Rosewater's smooth brainy steel drivin' hammer	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +40
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	inspector's foul-smelling mafia pointer finger ring	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	shellacked worksite credentials	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
9571	frosty hardy negotiatin' hammer of the storm of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	fuchsia pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	avaricious auspicious mafia wedding ring	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
9576	vibrating mafia organizer badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	flavorless unfinished fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	diffused polarized wobbly teal pulsating and cracker	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	lousy watered-down pulsating neg grog	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	tasty shaking upside-down half double fruitcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	flavorless mirror hushed puppy	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	tiny adequate cyan muffled muffuletta	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	massive enchanted decent shushed potatoes	8	good	Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	red plastic mime functionary of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	jittery plastic mime scientist of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	plastic mime soldier of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	Jeselnik's plastic mime executive	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	Jeselnik's plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	blinking temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	alkaline deionized super-unsweetened spinning wishbone	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	hand-crafted pulsating Racisto Ruidoso	4	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	rotten special purple bran muffin	4	crappy	Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 50
9598	delicious special snack-sized blueberry muffin	2	awesome	Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 50
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	wobbly jittery silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	teal silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	pulsating silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	jittery teal silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	tumbling silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	bouncing silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	spinning silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	upside-down blue silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	jittery silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	fuchsia silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	maroon silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	jittery warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	tumbling mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	drinkable stale cheer wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	decent mirror stale Cheer-E-Os	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	red cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	up-at-dawn cheerful antler hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	groovy cheerful Crimbo sweater of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	skewed dog trainer's quilted cheerful pajama pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	red The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	squat The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	blinking mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	drinkable watered-down executive mime flask	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	rotten small nega-mushroom	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	smooth nega-mushroom wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	quantum non-vacuum-sealed extra-colloidal wobbly Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	flavorless super-sized mime army rations	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	drinkable mime army wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	denatured mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	liquefied denatured activated jittery mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	supercharged groovy miming beret	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	knitted coward's miming shirt	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	smooth miming corduroys of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	smelly miming boots of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	blurry blurry wicked miming gloves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	moist digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	purple mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	olive mime army insignia (infantry) of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	jittery inspector's mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	spinning dangerous mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	ghostly mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	prompt Samson's mime army infiltration glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	toothsome extra-toasted half sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	tolerable watered-down spinning mulled hobo wine	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	blinking burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	Van der Graaf forbidden Da Vinci's burning paper hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	scorching Temple Grandin's burning cape of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	gravedigger's Fonzie's burning paper slippers of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	smelly sage burning paper jorts of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	twirling stanky curative brainy burning paper crane	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	wobbly toasty broken champagne bottle of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	toasty Samson's tinsel tights	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	blinking avaricious cool wad of used tape of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	shaking knitted razor-sharp wizardly silent nightlight of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	alkaline liquefied upside-down tumbling sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 61
9697	irradiated activated Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 37
9698	warmed concentrated hot button candy	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 43
9699	olive squat flame-wreathed scorching supercool makeshift garbage shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	wobbly red rosewater-soaked novelty monorail ticket of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	dehydrated pills	1		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 50
9702	distilled furry pill	1		
9703	compressed upside-down beefy pill	1		
9704	twisted skewed excitement pill	1		
9705	distilled vitamin G pill	1		
9706	altered lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	compressed narrow dieting pill	1		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 40
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	blurry Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	jittery teal Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	lime green They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	olive mansplainer's banded genie's turbane	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	brawny genie's scimitar of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	genie's pants of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	toasty deadly genie's bracers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	bouncing electrified psychic's circlet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	pulsating wobbly scandalous Herculean psychic's crystal ball	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	green auspicious psychic's pslacks of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	electrified psychic's amulet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	normal heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	moldy small Swedish massage fish	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	artisanal lime green squat shaking Third Base	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	aged fortified Bustle Hustler	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	liquefied oxidized jittery Fabiotion	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	concentrated Bettie page	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	anodized energized tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	oxidized super-denatured pickled heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	yellow Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	twirling wobbly eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	moist energized skewed blinking rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 42
9744	activated cold-filtered mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 63
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	altered narrow rhinestone	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 46
9747	mirror 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	shaking shaking metandienone	0		
9749	huge riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	purple piracetam	0		
9752	tumbling ultracalcium	0		
9753	tumbling ginseng	0		
9754	lightning-fast Team Avarice cap	0		Initiative: +40
9755	Samson's Team Sloth cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
9756	stanky Team Wrath cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
9757	wobbly greedy Mu cap	0		Meat Drop: +20
9758	wobbly blinking Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	yellow twirling packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	huge Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	huge Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	blue blurry Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	squat Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	blinking Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	fuchsia Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	twirling Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	wobbly huge Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	cyan Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	pulsating Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	red Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	mirror Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	upside-down Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	maroon Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	shaking Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	cyan Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	blurry Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	lime green shaking Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	spinning Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	narrow Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	blinking Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	huge upside-down Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	jittery Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	teal Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	skewed Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	upside-down wobbly Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	narrow Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	jittery Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	ghostly Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	huge tumbling luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	yellow razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	vaporized green mirror magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 10
9829	mixed olive brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 20
9830	boiled glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	twisted scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 35
9832	mixed blinking pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	boiled jittery lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 30
9834	denatured wobbly blinking gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 5
9835	narrow FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	shaking FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	fireproof educational FantasyRealm G. E. M. of doom	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	smelly FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	ghostly chilly FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	gray Da Vinci's FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	green lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	Temple Grandin's friendly Newton's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: 10
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	mirror shaking tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	huge Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	jittery tumbling dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	red druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	narrow to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	lime green skewed flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	moist vacuum-sealed twirling universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	jittery LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	upside-down LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	bouncing wobbly FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	jittery LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	yummy FantasyRealm turkey leg	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	perfectly mixed FantasyRealm mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	pulsating arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	teal grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	bland druidic s'more	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	distilled huge sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	drinkable blurry mourning wine	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	fuchsia map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	ghostly map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	rotten special denastified haunch	3	crappy	Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	watered-down hand-crafted bad rum and good cola	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	anodized tarnished Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	huge skewed wobbly family-friendly knitted steel-toed leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	frightening brainy Master Thief's utility belt of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	Jeselnik's crafty veiny Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	tumbling jittery smelly beefy Dragonscale breastplate of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	Usain Bolt's censurious Fonzie's belt of Ogrekind	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	lard-coated coward's hardy The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	horrifying dance instructor's nozzle of the Phoenix of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	twirling healthy sage the Archwizard's briefs of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	teal avaricious stylish the Ley Incursion's waist of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	smartaleck's shield of the Skeleton Lord of the overflowing toilet of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	inspector's healthy ring of the Skeleton Lord of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	narrow lard-coated brawny scepter of the Skeleton Lord of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	teal rosewater-soaked stiffened savvy deadfall branch of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3
9894	lard-coated shellacked wizardly brainy Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the brute	0		Mysticality: 30, Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	shaking charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	hand-crafted extra-dry two meat muck	5	EPIC	
9899	decent half-sized chocolate Ogre Chieftain	2	good	
9900	massive stale chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	6	decent	
9901	bland tumbling chocolate Spider Queen	4	decent	
9902	enchanted hand-crafted weak hipster cocktail	2	EPIC	Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 15
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	blinking Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	spinning G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	squat A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	tumbling crude oil congealer	0		
9915	decent good guava	4	good	
9916	tolerable gin and ginger	4	good	
9917	wobbly ghostly Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	boiled spinning maroon jittery gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	quantum altered Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	extra-deionized energized Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	dried shaking Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	squat wobbly Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	auspicious stanky brawny Brutal brogues of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	skewed lion tamer's personal trainer's Fonzie's slick Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	huge upside-down flame-wreathed medical-grade brainy Nouveau nosering of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	dry sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	pressed dry mirror boiling broth	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	concentrated double-adjusted interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	mirror Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	blurry Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	blurry kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	lime green burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	chilly supercharged healthy PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	jittery gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	lousy Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	friendly pentagram bandana of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	olive experienced skull ring	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	diet spoiled PB&J with the crusts cut off	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	Sherlock's dorky glasses of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	coward's clever ponytail clip	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	gravedigger's paint palette	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	ghostly unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	dehydrated red Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	green resourceful cosmetic football	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	Van der Graaf Newton's shoe ad T-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	knitted pump-up high-tops	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	boiled deionized blue runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	MacGyver's wholesome noticeable pumps	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	teal surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	mediocre tumbling everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	scandalous denim jacket of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	upside-down squat mansplainer's razor-sharp ratty knitted cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	skewed slick intimidating chainsaw of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	triple-distilled drinkable party beer bomb	7	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	moldy sweet party mix	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	diluted party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	aromatic party pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	grievous Herculean party whip of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	special tolerable practically non-alcoholic TRIO cup of beer	1	good	Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	snack-sized flavorless party platter for one	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	mixed squat shaking Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	olive deadly party crasher of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	blurry Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	tumbling Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	fuchsia latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	sinister &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	mirror Jeselnik's slick snakeskin thighboots	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	squat greedy savvy snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	aromatic snakeskin jacket of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	jittery shaking rosy-cheeked quilted personal trainer's slime waders	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	jittery Sherlock's shellacked supercool slime fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	Usain Bolt's auspicious slime knuckles of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	blinking government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	greedy Samson's government-issued slacks of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	double-paned resourceful government-issued eyeshade of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	wool stylish thinker's government-issued necktie	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	avaricious mutant arm of the scaredy-cat of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	fireproof manspreader's mutant legs of horror	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	greasy Oprah's baleful mutant crown	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	flavorless ghostly ectoplasm	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	moldy	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	artisanal bottle of vodka	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	big moldy pizza	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	acceptable martini	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	half-sized flavorless pulsating cherry pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	hand-crafted eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	flavorless Hell ramen	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	aged yellow gimlet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	mediocre high-proof twice-haunted screwdriver	8	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	thick bland candy cane	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	perfectly mixed mirror runny fermented egg	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	adequate low-calorie oldcake	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	big flavorless traditional Crimbo cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	friendly plastic wild beaver	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	savvy plastic reindeer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	savvy plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	energetic plastic orphan	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	quilted plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	huge Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	reassuring wizardly pristine walrus tusk	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	upside-down spinning ghostly coward's Herculean slick Staff of Frozen Lard of dire peril	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	spinning bouncing bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	blinking maroon plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	cyan mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	moldy grilled mooseflank	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	decent moosemeat pie	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	maroon grievous balanced antler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	razor-sharp dam	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed beavermouth	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	hand-crafted beaver punch (papaya)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	mediocre ghostly skewed beaver punch (peach)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	watered-down aged beaver punch (cherry)	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	yellow Fonzie's Canadian lantern of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	beefy muskox-skin cap	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	rotten small maroon glass of raw eggs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	bad punch-drunk punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	altered shaking fuchsia body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	extremely unsafe bauxite beret	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	blurry greasy bauxite boxers	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	tumbling narrow wobbly lightning-fast bauxite bow-tie	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	ghostly Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	greedy greasy therapeutic wholesome wicked Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	jittery sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	spoiled huge sausage	9	crappy	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	Oprah's red-hot sausage fork of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	blurry bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	blue jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	twirling Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	acceptable practically non-alcoholic beer	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	tasty jumbo fuchsia yule gruel	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	perfectly mixed hot watered rum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	watered-down tolerable huge bottle of Crimbognac	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	snack-sized normal upside-down Crimboysters Rockefeller	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	modified fuchsia Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	skewed Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	huge Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	mirror Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	huge teal Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	gray Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	experienced savvy weightlifter's Crimbolex watch	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	purple Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	maroon flame-wreathed mansplainer's Samson's hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10
10082	greedy chalk chlamys of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	reassuring chalk chain of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	cyan censurious Van der Graaf chalk chalice	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	vibrating chalk chinos of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	Samson's stylish chalk chapeau	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	red chaotic chalk choker of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	twisted narrow chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	anodized huge shaking candy chalk	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 68
10090	curative cool marble maebari	0		Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	flame-retardant marble mantle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	ghostly marble magnet of the brute of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	jittery blinking scandalous marble mignonette bowl of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	squat olive steel-toed Samson's marble medallion	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	twirling careful quilted marble mariachi hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	mixed marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	galvanized Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 39
10098	frightening wicked punching bag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	wobbly baleful pith helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	poncho of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	executive grievous pendant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	Usain Bolt's scorching palazzos	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	red pseudoaccordion of the storm of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	dried blinking huge pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	frozen jittery Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 56
10106	hardened Sinatra's terra cotta truss	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	yellow ghostly wool brawny terra cotta trousers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	narrow rosewater-soaked terra cotta tongs of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	terra cotta train of the cougar of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	maroon sinister terra cotta tie tack of horror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	narrow arcane researcher's terra cotta tambourine of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	pickled yellow terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	tarnished wet squat narrow terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 50
10114	lightning-fast Rosewater's velour voulge	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	quilted velour vambraces of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	occult velour veil of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	frightening vibrating velour viscometer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	velour valise of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	greedy groovy velour vaqueros	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	distilled velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	quantum triple-concentrated wobbly Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 37
10122	tumbling lard-coated stiffened glass suspenders	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	steel-toed deadly glass shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	hale padded glass stetson	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	blinking gray squat scorching mansplainer's glass spectacles	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	olive fortified beefcake's glass shiv	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	sizzling Sinatra's glass serape	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	dehydrated glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	anodized chilled lime green hard candy	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 48
10130	up-at-dawn censurious loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	skewed perfumed loofah lei of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	energetic loofah lederhosen of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	family-friendly loofah ladle of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	mirror miser's Jack Frost's loofah legwarmers	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	censurious loofah lavalier of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	distilled green ghostly loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	energized purple chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 67
10138	rosy-cheeked wicked flagstone flag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	occult Rosewater's flagstone flail	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	squat supercharged smartaleck's flagstone flip-flops	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	bouncing executive rock-hard flagstone fez	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	upside-down Jim Carey's flagstone fleece of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	zippy flagstone fringe of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	distilled bouncing flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	extra-quantum Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 59
10146	ghostly elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	spinning red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	thinker's cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Mysticality: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	tarnished quantum electrified cyan tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	altered prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	electrified tailored vest	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	twirling sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	squat blinking really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	lime green elf army poncho of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	decent blurry fuchsia elf army field rations	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	jittery pulsating gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	ghostly sizzling discarded bowtie of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	aged martiny	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	yellow tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	chilled tumbling huge licorice snake	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 53
10161	diffused virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 19
10162	warmed olive mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 32
10163	concentrated government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 19
10164	polarized Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 14
10165	cyan mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	energetic smartaleck's Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	rotten fancy wobbly bloodstick	4	crappy	Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 10
10170	watered-down mediocre bottle of Sanguiovese	2	decent	
10171	flavorless snack-sized actual blood sausage	2	decent	
10172	hand-crafted mulled blood	4	EPIC	
10173	decent blood snowcone	4	good	
10174	hand-crafted shaking Red Russian	3	EPIC	
10175	immense bland blood roll-up	8	decent	
10176	practically non-alcoholic tolerable bottle of blood	1	good	
10177	snack-sized moldy blood-soaked sponge cake	2	crappy	
10178	lousy vampagne	3	decent	
10179	yummy plain snowcone	3	awesome	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	olive PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	wobbly stanky healthy Samson's PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	narrow Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	blue huge Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	stale crabsicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	tolerable extra-dry bottle of dark rhum	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	drinkable bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	weak hand-crafted bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	colloidal skewed pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	fireproof Jeselnik's conquistador's breastplate	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	Oprah's energetic pirate pantaloons	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	purple [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	narrow tumbling tumbling windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	jittery bouncing personal trainer's Rosewater's pirate radio ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	spoiled immense pineapple slab	10	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	yummy gigantic spinning hibiscus petal	8	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	extra-irradiated huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	vaporized ice molecule	1		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	blue Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	pulsating Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	blinking Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	modified squat shaking pewter shavings	1		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	bouncing Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	fuchsia mirror stylish plush sea serpent	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	rotten big pirate fork	5	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	cyan upside-down Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	olive ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	nasty supercool piratical blunderbuss	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	mirror avaricious PirateRealm party hat of the dark arts of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	bad Island Landslide	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	weak tolerable jittery Island Thunderstorm	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	bad high-proof huge Island Hurricane	9	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	bad Skull Punch	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	tolerable enchanted Electric Punch	4	good	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	perfectly mixed cyan Smuggler's Punch	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	weak bad huge Scorpion Bowl	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	acceptable spinning Turtle Bowl	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	extra-dry drinkable Cobra Bowl	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	blinking auspicious crafty dangerous Newton's strapping vampyric cloake	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	dry unsweetened blinking one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 33
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	skewed 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	wobbly friendly thinker's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of doom	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	greedy Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf vibrating occult extremely unsafe Da Vinci's strapping hewn moon-rune spoon of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: 125, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	tumbling cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	spinning maroon rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	spinning Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	knitted brainy Beach Comb of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	fuchsia jittery grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	narrow small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pulsating pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	spinning pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	huge empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	warmed narrow twirling magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	dry alkaline tumbling tumbling maroon cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	pickled corrupted squat gray seashell	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	wet seashell	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	super-flattened seashell	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	gray bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	lousy watered-down bottle of sea wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	dehydrated bouncing olive kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	fireproof nippy Jim Carey's sinister Da Vinci's Samson's driftwood hat of doom of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	spinning gray zippy fireproof Jim Carey's hale veiny educational sage beefcake's driftwood pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Maximum HP: 30, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	zippy fireproof chaotic Van der Graaf educational savvy driftwood bracelet of the empath of chilblains of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	yellow greedy knitted educational waders	0		Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	censurious educational spearfish fishing spear of the businessman	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	knitted resourceful brawny rabbitfish fin	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	ribald Fonzie's brainy pirate cutlass	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	twirling horrifying sinister tricorn hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	rock-hard swash buckle of the wise owl of temperance	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	vibrating forbidden dangerous meteorite earring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	crafty quilted sage meteorite necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	jittery skewed fireproof foul-smelling Herculean meteorite ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	diffused anodized jittery Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
10290	aerosolized chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 40
10291	maroon censurious double-paned extremely unsafe driftwood beach comb	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	pulsating Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	nippy Da Vinci's whittled tiara of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	frightening Herculean smartaleck's whittled shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	shaking scorching Socratic sage whittled flail	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	blinking narrow scandalous Samson's beefy whittled wand	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	executive Tesla quilted whittled flute	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	cyan chilly rosy-cheeked whittled bear figurine of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	lion tamer's resourceful clever whittled owl figurine	0		Maximum MP: 70, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	sizzling Tesla rosy-cheeked whittled fox figurine	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	ghostly stanky crafty Rosewater's whittled walking stick of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	tiny rotten campfire hot dog	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	enchanted small bland campfire baked potato	2	decent	Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	spoiled campfire s'more	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	moldy spinning campfire beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	normal campfire stew	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	pressed shaking pulsating leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 22
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	blue Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	blinking spinning space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	bland big space chowder	5	decent	
10321	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic space wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	Usain Bolt's quilted Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +80, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	spoiled bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	snack-sized moldy wobbly flan del mar	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	gigantic stale upside-down Baja sopapilla	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	experienced plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	ruddy plastic sea elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	bouncing vibrating plastic yuleviathan	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	red Temple Grandin's plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	lime green red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	stale miniature mana-coated yams	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	flavorless jumbo mirror mana-basted tofurkey leg	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	big decent mana-fortified cranberry sauce	5	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	moldy mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	quadruple-frozen alkaline jittery teal patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	modified shaking industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	improved blue unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	diluted vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	boiled olive blurry a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	moist deionized blinking organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	perfectly mixed boot flask	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	quadruple-colloidal squat infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	denatured blurry shaking fish sauce	1		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	big flavorless blinking guffin	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	distilled green Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	pickled huge non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	diffused unsweetened spinning red peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	double-aerosolized upside-down Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	non-anodized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	dehydrated livid energy	1		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	blinking micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	vaporized narrow spinning beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	Tesla oxygenated eggnog helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	squat peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	triple-quantum tumbling concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	quadruple-oxidized triple-anodized liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	mirror map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	experienced Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	pulsating Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	red soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	liquefied squat salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	shaking flame-retardant foul-smelling ribbon candy ascot	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	double-paned anemoney clip	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	altered shaking super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	pulsating narrow Usain Bolt's smelly icing poncho of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	energized modified anodized ghostly glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	spinning mirror stylish Mer-kin rollpin of chilblains	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	normal bowl of mernudo	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	drinkable spinning fishelada	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	flavorless skewed ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	gravedigger's Socratic nutcracker hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	Van der Graaf occult nutcracker waistcoat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	supercool nutcracker pants of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	fireproof Newton's nutcracker boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	friendly mansplainer's nutcracker sword	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	ruddy nutcracker drumstick of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	dog trainer's Herculean nutcracker beard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	extremely unsafe nutcracker cape of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	Socratic nutcracker epaulets of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	adequate skewed salt plum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	moldy half-sized and bean	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	jittery chaotic baleful kelp-holly gun of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	jittery Da Vinci's stylish Yuleviathan necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	mirror family-friendly scandalous peppermint spine	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	spinning skewed curative wholesome soggy elf shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	aromatic flame-wreathed Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	Oprah's kelp-holly drape of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	Usain Bolt's smartaleck's sage Staff of the Peppermint Twist of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	flavorless tiny tempura and bean	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	mediocre watered-down purple tumbling salt plum sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	Vulcanized purple pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	ionized dry almond	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 69
10429	polarized galvanized mirror handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	inspector's Herculean Retrospecs of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	spinning Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	red mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	bouncing inspector's family-friendly Sinatra's Powerful Glove of the brazier of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	green fireproof Drip harness of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
10442	ghostly skewed drippy truncheon of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	diet rotten drippy nugget	1	drippy	
10446	acceptable glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	
10447	stale jumbo drippy caviar	5	drippy	
10448	bland drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	drippy stake of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	mirror drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	mirror The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	ghostly red deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	huge super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	cold-filtered fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 37
10459	modified cold-filtered blinking healthy juice	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 45
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	wobbly purple work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	wool cape	0		Cold Resistance: +1
10467	jittery smartaleck's cool back shell	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	pulsating mirror Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	fuchsia Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	bony back shell of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	flattened dry blooper ink	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 33
10475	coin	0		
10476	twirling cyan rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	yellow plastic doll arms	0		
10479	blue plastic doll legs	0		
10480	purple upside-down rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	blue pulsating free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	squat pulsating immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	spinning colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	decent mushroom filet	4	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	denatured olive mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	artisanal shaking mushroom whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	bouncing smartaleck's wizardly mushroom cap of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	gray censurious greasy gravedigger's rock-hard mushroom shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	coward's Oprah's grievous Da Vinci's mushroom pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	sizzling banded mushroom badge of James Dean of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	ghostly pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	adjusted modified twirling piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	MacGyver's kettle bell	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	twirling blurry glued-together crystal ball of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	squat lard-coated martini dregs	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	censurious flickering flashlight	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	beefy crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	banded outmoded fidget toy	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	spinning auspicious flimsy ski pole	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	rosy-cheeked discarded finger painting	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	yellow pizza box of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	Jim Carey's wholesome chipped coffee mug	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	twirling scorching Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	yellow drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	huge drippy bezoar	0		
10517	spinning Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	twirling drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	mirror gray drippy pigment	0		
10522	ghostly drippy bromide	0		
10523	jittery drippy flux	0		
10524	cyan drippy stein	0		
10525	mediocre drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	tumbling drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	bouncing gory drippy orb of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
10531	upside-down annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	stanky Guzzlr tablet of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	jittery Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	fuchsia Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	huge Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	bouncing Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	lime green Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	maroon Guzzlr souvenir stein of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	perfectly mixed squat bouncing Ghiaccio Colada	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	watered-down fancy perfectly mixed Sourfinger	2	EPIC	Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	lousy Nog-on-the-Cob	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	aged teal Steamboat	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	bad jittery Buttery Boy	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	ghostly Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	blurry clown car key of the empath of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	horrifying scorching batting cage key of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	shaking foul-smelling aqu&iacute; of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	lightning-fast zippy careful knob labinet key	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: 60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	aromatic frosty wholesome weremoose key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	pulsating beefy peg key	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	wicked kekekey	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	wholesome rabbit's foot key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	fortified knob shaft skate key of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	flame-retardant Jack Frost's chilly ice key	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	pulsating mansplainer's anchovy can key	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	wobbly careful sage cactus key	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	green sizzling f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	narrow razor-sharp treasure chest key of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	flame-retardant sage brainy demonic key	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	key sausage of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	ruddy knob treasury key of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	lightning-fast supercharged sage scrap key	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	squat rose key of Leguizamo of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	blurry baleful music box key	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	Usain Bolt's actual skeleton key of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	horrifying mansplainer's hardy deep-fried key	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	Rosewater's smooth discarded bike lock key	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	blue Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	chilled olive marshroom	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 66
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	polymerized activated flattened yellow salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 55
10577	extra-flattened spinning ghostly writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 56
10578	cold-filtered diffused purple mirror gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 38
10579	blurry baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	skewed dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	green flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	supercool birch battery of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	family-friendly rock-hard wizardly ebony epee	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	yellow fireproof Socratic weeping willow wand of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	fortified beechwood blowgun of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	maple magnet of wisdom of extreme caution of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	blue skewed Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	reassuring scandalous hemlock helm of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	coward's smooth balsam barrel of the brazier	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	altered redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	spinning purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	wobbly energetic stiffened personal trainer's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	red ghostly Oprah's veiny personal trainer's educational wormwood wedding ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	mirror Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	banded ert grey goo ring	0		Damage Absorption: +100
10603	upside-down fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	purple Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	chilled Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	improved spinning Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	decent ghostly Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	aerosolized ionized Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	stanky razor-sharp Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	twirling frosty hardy Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	shaking stanky Yeg's Motel slippers of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	blinking purple Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	blinking sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	blurry frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	mirror mirror greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	lime green onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	tumbling onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	red onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	shaking onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	blinking alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	shaking alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	red alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	electrified healthy Rosewater's Cargo Cultist Shorts of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	watered-down acceptable flask of moonshine	2	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	wobbly inspector's fireproof frosty sea-worn candlestick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	flattened boiled altered narrow null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	skewed blinking flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	small stale chocolate chip muffin	2	decent	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	upside-down greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	teal subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	super-ionized fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	alkaline boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	energized cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	flattened purple tumbling overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	warmed hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	extra-frozen hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	Van der Graaf Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	blinking Temple Grandin's Crimbo smile	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	friendly SalesCo sample kit	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	galvanized liquefied candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	wet ionized blinking olive sugar	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	corrupted multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	plastic Crimbo caroler of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	spinning blurry Lo Pan's plastic multi-level marketer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	Da Vinci's plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	ghostly lightning-fast plastic Mirth	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	resourceful plastic Penny	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	upside-down wobbly tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	jittery Jack Frost's neck wreath	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	squat experienced shining star cap	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	healthy nativity shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	myrrh pouch of the cougar of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	blurry toasty educational frankincenser	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	miser's chaotic gilded trumpet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	extremely unsafe &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	arcane researcher's wine carrier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	weightlifter's candy bucket	0		Muscle: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	aerosolized triple-enhanced prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	pickled anodized imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	denatured hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	fuchsia skewed Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	narrow booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	squat food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	ghostly booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	lime green smelly ruddy fruit bat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	censurious asbestos-lined tinsel orb	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	MacGyver's energetic snowpack	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	knitted Satan hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	yellow nasty Crimbo stockings of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	Lo Pan's MacGyver's poncho de azucar	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	jittery shaking jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	wobbly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	twirling spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	teal huge The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	green The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	yummy half-sized and pepper (stale)	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	fortified fancy hand-crafted cranberry margarita (brackish)	5	EPIC	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	delicious barrel-aged eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	gigantic adequate hand-crafted candy cane	9	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	delicious drive-thru burger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	lousy ghostly Boulevardier cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	alkaline modified Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	delicious miniature huge bowl full of jelly	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	aged Eye and a Twist	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	liquefied wet Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	shaking digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	spinning bouncing crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	jittery power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	deionized skewed battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	aerosolized ionized battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	boiled non-enhanced battery (D)	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	altered irradiated polymerized skewed battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	unsweetened double-colloidal blurry battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	vacuum-sealed mirror battery (car)	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	jittery cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	perfectly mixed marshmallow bomb	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	diffused ghostly short beer	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	chilled nitrogenated skewed short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	nitrogenated olive short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	pressed skewed short glass of water	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	quadruple-liquefied wobbly short	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	ghostly quantum of familiar	0		
10759	educational smooth familiar scrapbook	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	prompt Da Vinci's fedora-mounted fountain of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	Jeselnik's Van der Graaf wholesome sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	double-paned shellacked porkpie-mounted popper of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	skewed rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	decent fire crackers	3	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	mirror lard-coated Catherine Wheel of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	mirror fuchsia frightening rocket boots of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	aromatic asbestos-lined sparkler	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	blurry Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	super-Vulcanized spinning Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	boiled cold-filtered frozen upside-down The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	nitrogenated blinking tumbling Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	quadruple-vacuum-sealed tumbling Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	pressed wobbly Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	cyan slick extra-large utility candle of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	asbestos-lined experienced runed taper candle	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	deadly novelty sparkling candle of the ox of wisdom	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	shaking ruddy Rosewater's Abracandalabra	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	extra-wide head candle of the ox of wisdom	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	alkaline aerosolized blurry squat natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	warmed oxidized rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	chilled banana candle	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	ionized pulsating green ear candle	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	double-corrupted jittery blurry votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	grievous water candle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	veiny B. L. A. R. T.	0		Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	narrow packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	fuchsia twirling foul-smelling Jim Carey's sharpshooter's occult arcane researcher's educational industrial fire extinguisher	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	pulsating The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	mirror packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	squat Jeselnik's occult Daylight Shavings Helmet of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	decent bread man	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	adequate big plain candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	adequate flour cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	Rosewater's plastic food lab	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	Da Vinci's plastic nog lab	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	cool plastic chem lab	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	blinking crafty plastic primary lab	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	gravedigger's plastic Cheer Core	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	blinking medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	veiny quilted brainy ice crown	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	knitted razor-sharp groovy jeans	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	inspector's nasty ice wrap of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	snack-sized normal blurry twirling tofu pop	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	small stale bowl of prescription candy	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	delicious cyan fishcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	toothsome bone broth	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	flavorless star pop	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	drinkable triple-distilled Doc's Fortifying Wine	10	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	aged gray Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	bad boozy tumbling Doc's Limbering Wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	watered-down perfectly mixed Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	distilled spinning Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	twisted ghostly Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	diluted jittery Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	twisted blurry Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	electrified anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	cold-filtered narrow anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	energized corrupted purple anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	polymerized anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	warmed anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	double-flattened red upside-down blinking anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	watered-down lousy bouncing shaking Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	normal blinking bread pie	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	smooth upside-down clear Russian	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	blinking Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	pulsating Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	red gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	blurry quilted cozy scarf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	normal ghostly huge Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	non-alkaline blurry fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	razor-sharp third ear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	peppermint-scented socks of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	pulsating sinister depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	flavorless immense &quot;caramel&quot;	9	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	twirling self-repairing earmuffs of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	carnivorous potted plant of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	yule hatchet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	blue potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	snack-sized delicious lab-grown meat	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	yellow fleece of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	narrow cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	wobbly pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	deadly Herculean can of mixed everything of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	ghostly Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	rotten meatball	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	shaking cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	cyan meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	powdered pulsating jittery fried air	1		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	mirror carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	denatured narrow astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 50
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	wool shellacked magnifying glass of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	perfectly mixed void lager	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	small spoiled void burger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	cyan wobbly frightening medical-grade grievous void shard of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	upside-down cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	bouncing combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	combat lover's locket of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	narrow undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	squat ribald hardened Rosewater's unbreakable umbrella (broken) of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
10900	lime green MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	shaking MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	flattened oxidized shaking emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	lion tamer's survival knife	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	rosy-cheeked crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	sinister headlamp	0		Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	reassuring frightening Samson's thermal blanket	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	skewed hardy atlas of local maps	0		Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	aerosolized blurry skewed spare battery	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	fuchsia space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	magnetized quadruple-deionized twirling single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	concentrated quadruple-aerosolized maroon gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	thick stale 20-lb can of rice and beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	shaking bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	special normal tiny expired MRE	1	good	Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	stale snack-sized cool mint precipice bar	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	normal carrot cake precipice bar	4	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	fuchsia The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	Lo Pan's dangerous June cleaver of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	weak mediocre Dad's brandy	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	huge Van der Graaf veiny teacher's pen	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	rotten super-sized fire-roasted lake trout	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	flavorless guilty sprout	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	weightlifter's mother's necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	dry warmed trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	galvanized mirror savings bond	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	tumbling designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	yellow designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	powdered pulsating sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	spinning stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	spinning thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	lime green pterodactyl rifle of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	activated Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 56
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	sizzling camouflage vest	0		Hot Damage: +10
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	upside-down mirror valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	flame-wreathed medical-grade ruddy awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
10948	yellow reflective vest of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
10949	boxer's dinosaur	0		Muscle Percent: +10
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	squat packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	strapping Jurassic Parka of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	shaking gray boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	pulsating cyan autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	deionized deionized skewed huge autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	hand-crafted AutumnFest ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	greasy wicked cool autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	shaking dog trainer's Lo Pan's studded autumn debris shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	yummy snack-sized autumn-spice donut	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	anodized triple-diffused autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	bouncing supercharged stiffened stylish autumn leaf pendant	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	vaporized blurry narrow fuchsia autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	diffused autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	upside-down familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	delicious high-proof fancy Oopsie IPA	10	awesome	Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	bouncing mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	huge Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	blinking Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	half-sized delicious ratatouille de Jarlsberg	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	stale special Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	decent	Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	spoiled roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	decent St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	moldy shaking Pete's wiley whey bar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	spoiled snack-sized red Pete's rich ricotta	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	mediocre Boris's beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	decent miniature lime green shaking honey bun of Boris	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	adequate small wobbly Boris's bread	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	red Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	blinking Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	bouncing Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	delicious squat baked veggie ricotta casserole	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	bland enchanted upside-down green plain calzone	4	decent	Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	moldy roasted vegetable focaccia	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	moldy Pizza of Legend	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	spoiled snack-sized Calzone of Legend	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	blurry maroon Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	stale low-calorie Deep Dish of Legend	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	bouncing lime green deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	jittery smooth prohie's hat	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	colloidal modified spinning bouncing imported taffy	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	blinking flame-retardant careful Charleston shoes	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	shaking spinning shellacked razor-sharp rare oboe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	beefy bullet necklace of the early riser	0		Muscle: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	flavorless swamp haunch	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	shaking gator shades of doom of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	upside-down shaking milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	hand-crafted jittery Charleston Choo-Choo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	spirit-forward mediocre narrow Velvet Veil	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	practically non-alcoholic tolerable enchanted Marltini	1	good	Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	mediocre watered-down Strong, Silent Type	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	mediocre green Mysterious Stranger	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	perfectly mixed yellow Champagne Shimmy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	gray squat Socratic ceramic cestus of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	ceramic centurion shield of Gandalf of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	pulsating horrifying beefy ceramic celery grater	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	Temple Grandin's Lo Pan's ceramic celsiturometer of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	quilted Rosewater's ceramic cerecloth belt of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	miser's dance instructor's thinker's ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	dried ghostly ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	Vulcanized triple-deionized extra-tarnished extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 55
11028	lightning-fast perfumed stanky chiffon chevrons	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	tumbling gray lard-coated Jeselnik's Van der Graaf chiffon chapeau	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	squat perfumed dance instructor's chiffon chamberpot of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	blue chilly extremely unsafe chiffon chemise of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	ghostly hale beefcake's chiffon chakram of terror	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	rosewater-soaked chaotic chiffon chaps of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	powdered lime green chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	chilled spinning chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 59
11036	immense adequate chocomotive	7	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	flavorless teal freightcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	watered-down smooth yellow cabooze	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	plastic passenger car of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	tumbling plastic dining car of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	chaotic plastic coal car of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	therapeutic plastic locomotive	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	pulsating packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	ghostly skewed ghostly Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	lime green pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	improved galvanized Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 30
11051	activated irradiated Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 39
11052	alkaline Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 28
11053	altered boiled cyan Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 30
11054	altered energized Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 52
11055	unsweetened Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 20
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	bouncing ping-pong ball	0		
11058	yellow personal trainer's Trainbot harness	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11059	purple ping-pong table	0		
11060	upside-down Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	blurry huge Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	friendly grievous wizardly head-mounted Trainbot	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	mirror inspector's sizzling strapping leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	sizzling thinker's shoulder-mounted Trainbot of incineration	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	wobbly Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	mediocre high-proof blurry dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	9	decent	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	adequate honey-drenched ham slice	3	good	
11071	bad mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	decent	
11072	decent cyan Crimbo food scraps	3	good	
11073	olive arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	huge automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	huge table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	squat Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	decent twirling steamed oyster	3	good	
11079	spinning narrow really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	ghostly pulsating crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	watered-down lousy Crimbosmopolitan	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	flavorless Crimbo dinner	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	narrow lime green fireproof wizardly grubby wool hat of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +3
11093	dance instructor's grubby wool scarf of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
11094	occult grievous beefcake's grubby wool trousers	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +25
11095	greedy razor-sharp Da Vinci's brainy grubby wool gloves	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
11096	jittery grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	irresponsibly strong bad wobbly nice warm beer	6	decent	
11098	narrow grubby woolball	0		
11099	ghostly Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	lime green packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	blurry groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	boiled shaking huge fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	bouncing milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	upside-down stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	cyan chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	spoiled olive pixel bread	4	crappy	
11113	irresponsibly strong acceptable pixel whiskey	9	good	
11114	narrow bouncing pixel rock	0		
11115	purple squat S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	triple-unsweetened boiled glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	frozen mushroom	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	galvanized cyan wobbly five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	immense adequate super good fruit	10	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	diluted twirling tumbling ghostly energized spores	1		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	green flame-retardant hot pepper of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	magnetized out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	quantum enhanced frozen fuchsia fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	anodized flapper fly	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	high-proof bad twirling shot of wasp venom	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	deionized filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	ionized galvanized shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	ionized pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	polymerized pulsating pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	electrified dry angry agate	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	chilled olive squat lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	bland ghostly shadow sausage	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	stanky Temple Grandin's shadow skin	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	moist energized shadow flame	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	tasty maroon shadow bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	artisanal practically non-alcoholic shadow fluid	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	bouncing squat shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	high-proof lousy pulsating shadow venom	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	pickled green shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	squat scorching studded shadow stick of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	tumbling savvy bat paw of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
11148	scandalous uncursed bat paw	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
11149	Sherlock's MacGyver's energetic goblin cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +25
11150	yellow Da Vinci's uncursed goblin cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
11151	Sinatra's dragon wishbone of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5
11152	skewed family-friendly uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
11153	bouncing hardy shellacked Socratic supercool stats	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50
11154	medical-grade uncursed stats	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11155	shaking Jim Carey's arcane orb of doom	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11156	nippy uncursed arcane orb	0		Cold Damage: +10
11157	wool machete	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11158	Herculean uncursed machete	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
11159	fuchsia blanket	0		
11160	green uncursed blanket	0		
11161	upside-down sharpshooter's deadly medallion of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20
11162	uncursed medallion of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
11163	blue Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	mirror lime green The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	lime green shaking closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	blue shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	gray shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	upside-down twirling shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	veiny Newton's shadow chef's hat of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	huge asbestos-lined energetic shadow trousers of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	Tesla dangerous shadow hammer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	Temple Grandin's careful baleful shadow monocle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	snack-sized moldy shadow hot dog	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	mediocre blinking shadow martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	denatured shadow pill	1		
11185	narrow tumbling teal shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	electrified teal twirling shadow candy	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 45
11189	shaking blinking replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	shaking replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	blinking replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	jittery replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	twirling replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	upside-down baleful educational replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	tumbling executive Jeselnik's replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	sizzling dangerous arcane researcher's replica navel ring of navel gazing of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	tumbling Lo Pan's hale replica V for Vivala mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	wobbly Usain Bolt's double-paned replica haiku katana of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	skewed replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	jittery supercharged veiny Newton's replica Elvish sunglasses of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	mirror replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	family-friendly Tesla shellacked replica Greatest American Pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	censurious scandalous chaotic replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11212	wicked replica Operation Patriot Shield of the pedagogue of chilblains	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	blurry rosy-cheeked steel-toed experienced replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	friendly replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	bouncing replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	gravedigger's frosty shellacked Cincho de Mayo of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	skewed replica still grill	0		
11227	squat replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	blurry replica Source terminal	0		
11232	spinning replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	huge replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	mirror replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	blue replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	bouncing greedy careful Da Vinci's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	gravedigger's resourceful curative veiny replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11242	purple miser's lion tamer's manspreader's wholesome sinister arcane researcher's Herculean replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the ox of the storm of the scaredy-cat of the sewer	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -5, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	spinning blue replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	smelly mansplainer's energetic replica Powerful Glove of the ox of the brazier	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	medical-grade smooth replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of James Dean of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11246	asbestos-lined sizzling healthy experienced wizardly replica industrial fire extinguisher of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	mirror replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	huge red rosewater-soaked boxer's replica Jurassic Parka	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	purple replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	aromatic friendly MacGyver's replica Cincho de Mayo of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	narrow extremely unsafe razor-sharp Rosewater's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the empath of the sewer of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: 125, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	shaking rosewater-soaked thinker's pro skateboard	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	narrow fuchsia Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	blinking Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	purple Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	spinning Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	Annie Oakley's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	greedy banded personal trainer's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	spinning Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	flattened triple-quantum scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	squat Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	non-wet scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	squat yellow Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	maroon Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	cyan Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	artisanal Sexy Cosmo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	maroon wobbly Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	purple jittery foul-smelling Lo Pan's red-soled high heels of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	delicious cyburger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	ncle leg of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11287	aromatic resourceful rutabuga bag	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
11288	twirling smooth mesquito proboscis	0		Moxie: +15
11289	Rosewater's senate fly thorax	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
11290	extra-moist blurry bug juice	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 44
11291	deadly spider leg	0		Weapon Damage: +5
11292	beetle antenna of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
11293	narrow supercool mantis skull	0		Moxie Percent: +20
11294	corrupted polymerized skewed chitin powder	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 67
11295	knitted daddy shortlegs leg of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
11296	gray Jim Carey's birdybug antenna of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: 0
11297	medical-grade kilopede skull of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11298	extra-chilled olive haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 34
11299	ionized tarnished twirling chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 14
11300	huge sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	red claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	narrow replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	spoiled watermelon	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	twirling watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	blue water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	spoiled green waffle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	greedy electrified cat o' nine teeth	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	up-at-dawn tooth cap of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	sinister toothy trousers of doom	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	toothsome banana split	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	blue Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	jittery medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	acceptable strong bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	5	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	green bouncing Tesla smooth baywatch of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	shaking Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	blue skewed Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	denatured jittery concentrated cooking	1		
11329	altered meat	1		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 45
11330	modified fuchsia sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 10
11331	pickled ghostly hardening cream	1		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 45
11332	dried olive twirling pulsating pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	cyan book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	blinking map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	polarized sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 12
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	thinker's rake	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	blinking autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	lime green ghostly day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	blurry extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	coward's forbidden autumnal aegis	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	anodized warmed mirror distilled resin	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	teal tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tumbling skewed tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	shaking tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	blue ribald horrifying impromptu torch	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	Jim Carey's fig leaf of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	gray smoldering drape of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	twirling smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	pulsating Sherlock's censurious mansplainer's crafty rock-hard smooth leaf crown	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	stale bouncing lime green leafy browns	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	improved autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	dry polarized coping juice	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	blinking asbestos-lined vibrating experienced smartaleck's boxer's candy cane sword cane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	spinning huge Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	blurry huge security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	tumbling Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	yellow Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	jittery Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	gray housekeeping robot	0		
11378	rotten bite-sized pickled bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	super-sized rotten special salted mutton	5	crappy	Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	decent upside-down corned beet	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	upside-down pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	blurry pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	diet moldy peppermint donut	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	toasty Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	tumbling military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	narrow skewed Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	acceptable Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	upside-down Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	avaricious forbidden Crimbuccaneer lantern of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	Crimbuccaneer shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	twirling Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Elf Guard commandeering gloves of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	irradiated Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	spinning Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	experienced smartaleck's Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	pulsating therapeutic veiny Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	extra-dry hand-crafted Crimbow Rainbo	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	blurry Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	green Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	shaking purple avaricious curative Elf Guard broom	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	ghostly zippy lion tamer's manspreader's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	maroon Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	acceptable cyan old-school pirate grog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	special bland huge grog nuts	6	decent	Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	executive grievous sawed-off blunderbuss of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	tolerable triple-distilled shaking officer's nog	6	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	half-sized adequate sundae ration	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	toothsome small tumbling peppermint tack	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	rotten whalesteak	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	tumbling Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's weightlifter's whalegun	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	lightning-fast brawny slick Elf Guard clipboard	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	pegfinger of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	artisanal and claret	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Elf Guard and beret of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	cyan prompt Jeselnik's educational shipwright's hammer	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	careful clever groovy gunwale	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	nasty Newton's Kelflar vest of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	double-dry whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	Jim Carey's Crimbuccaneer runebone of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	fuchsia cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	Herculean beefcake's Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	wholesome Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	blinking scorching Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	huge asbestos-lined massive wrench of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	lard-coated dog trainer's brown pirate pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	blurry Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	mirror punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	squat ribald flame-wreathed dog trainer's healthy Elf dessert spoon of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	bouncing mirror gray perfumed Sinatra's Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	blurry bouncing Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	bouncing maroon steel-toed savvy free boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	horrifying MacGyver's Elvish underarmor of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	aromatic scandalous Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	spoiled huge sugarplum ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	rotten gingerbread nylons	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	tiny tasty rum-soaked fruitcake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	stale snack-sized lime	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	decent gingerbread pirate	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	rotten fuchsia fruit-stuffed rumcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	hand-crafted mulled wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	hand-crafted triple-distilled blinking Swedish coffee	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	bad canteen of eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	high-proof bad hot wine	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	perfectly mixed watered-down Jamaican coffee	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	mediocre practically non-alcoholic flask of egggrog	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	tumbling Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	jittery Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	perfectly mixed mirror yule grog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	flavorless fancy massive wet tack	10	decent	Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	stale blue whalecake	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	narrow olive reassuring nippy forbidden gunwale whalegun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	mediocre watered-down jittery and claret	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	fuchsia rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	tumbling nasty experienced Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	mirror lime green chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	smooth sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	wool sizzling weightlifter's replica Elf Guard medal	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	ghostly blinking Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	spinning Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	green clever hale Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	skewed My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	nasty Annie Oakley's barnacle-encrusted sweater of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	pulsating lightning-fast Van der Graaf Crimbuccaneer nose ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	blinking pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	shaking Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	huge Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	ghostly precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	lime green Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	jittery green Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	double-flattened pulsating military candy cane	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 19
11503	enhanced twirling groggipop	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 48
11504	blurry nasty medical-grade moss mace	0		Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	forbidden moss megaphone of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	moss medal of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	Van der Graaf supercool moss mitre	0		Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	squat clever moss mantle of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	moss marlinspike of the dark arts of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	dried moss mulch	1		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	nitrogenated tarnished blue moss floss	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 40
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	shaking wobbly adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	mirror huge adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	altered huge fuchsia twirling adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	pickled oxidized adobe brittle	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 16
11520	zippy coward's dance instructor's crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	arcane researcher's crepe paper parachute cape of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	bouncing Jack Frost's lion tamer's crepe paper pie clip of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	Jeselnik's cool crepe paper puzzle cube of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	lightning-fast fortified crepe paper plunge camisole of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	steel-toed padded crepe paper polka charm of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	twisted skewed crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	quantum ionized ghostly crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 58
11528	hardy petrified wood war pike of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	frosty petrified wood waist protector of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	chilly petrified wood wizard's pouch of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	smelly petrified wood water purifier of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	ribald fortified petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	manspreader's deadly petrified wood walking pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	compressed petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	chilled Vulcanized wobbly petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 37
11536	boozy perfectly mixed enchanted cybeer	5	EPIC	Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	jittery encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	teal baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	upside-down pulsating googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	greasy Crimbuccaneer war standard of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	extremely unsafe arcane researcher's Elf Guard war standard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	sinister spring shoes of incineration of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	moist ghostly blinking ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	vacuum-sealed non-irradiated crunchy brush	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	teal smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	wobbly biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	green high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	teal ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	mirror quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	flame-wreathed motion sensor	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
11559	bouncing focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	twirling packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	yellow ghostly MacGyver's banded Everfull Dart Holster	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	squat research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	ghostly purple slick beefy Apriling band helmet of the storm of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	wobbly auspicious sizzling shellacked supercool Apriling band saxophone	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	greedy razor-sharp dangerous weightlifter's Apriling band quad tom	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	frosty Van der Graaf MacGyver's dance instructor's Apriling band tuba of courage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	prompt padded forbidden wizardly strapping Apriling band staff of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	bouncing Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	stale purple huge yam	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	perfectly mixed yam martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	lousy enchanted watered-down sweet potato o' mine	2	decent	Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	bad boozy mirror Southern yam	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed pulsating sweet potato punch	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	rotten Mayam spinach	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	rotten yam and swiss	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	shaking grievous brainy yam cannon of horror	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	blurry yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	jittery fortified groovy wizardly furry yam buckler	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	tumbling bouncing executive studded slick yamtility belt	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	stale twirling yam slider	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	half-sized toothsome yam mayo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	decent shaking upside-down fuchsia yam burrito	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	huge mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	half-sized adequate mirror mini kiwi	2	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	ghostly ghostly frosty supercharged razor-sharp mini kiwi bikini	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	weak mediocre mini kiwitini	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	hale wizardly mini kiwi silicon tiepin of incineration	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	adequate pulsating narrow mini kiwi digitized cookies	4	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	lousy watered-down mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	ionized polarized mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	oxidized mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	sinister mini kiwi whipping stick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	mini kiwi icepick of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	adjusted irradiated dry pulsating mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	pulsating protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	spinning protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	Newton's messenger bag RNA of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +5
11616	ghostly blinking flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	tasty blue bacteria bisque	3	awesome	
11619	miniature decent ciliophora chowder	2	good	
11620	normal tiny fuchsia tumbling cream of chloroplasts	1	good	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	pulsating flagellate soup	0		
11624	narrow elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	blinking frosty medical-grade experienced sage tearaway pants of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	squat baby bodyguard	0		
11632	twirling maroon Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	jittery skewed tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Colera Peste Nebbiolo	1	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	twirling longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	wobbly Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	healthy blade of dismemberment	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	blurry Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	yellow Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	lightning-fast Lo Pan's Van der Graaf embers-only jacket	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	ruddy bembershoot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	stale wheel of camembert	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	censurious frightening toasty hat of remembering	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	jittery lime green throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	spinning nasty rock-hard bat wings of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	friendly manspreader's monocle on a stick	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	lion tamer's Da Vinci's plastic pipe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	skewed blinking chilly Rosewater's fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	bow tie of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	perfumed nippy fake huge beard	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	flame-wreathed crafty astronaut helmet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	manspreader's ruddy feather boa	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	sizzling Sheriff badge of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	frosty beefy Sheriff pistol	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	green healthy wholesome Sheriff moustache	0		Maximum HP Percent: 30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	coward's photo booth supply list of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -35, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	yellow peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	spinning tie-dye headband	0		
11674	spoiled half-sized bouncing whirled peas	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	massive flavorless peaza	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	dried drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	twisted spinning gray Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	vacuum-sealed pea brittle	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	watered-down drinkable lime green peasco	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	thick delicious upside-down blurry piece of cake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	blurry Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	skewed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	lard-coated foul-smelling deft pirate hook	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	fuchsia padded iron tricorn hat of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	forbidden jolly roger flag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	green sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	perfectly mixed tumbling tankard of spiced rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	fancy acceptable mirror tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	4	good	Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	spinning packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	twirling hale governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	manspreader's governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	shaking occult governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	upside-down harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	lion tamer's chili powder cutlass	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	normal jumbo Aztec tamale	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	tumbling pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	groggles of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	skewed anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	huge silky pirate drawers of the ox of the storm	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	super-galvanized peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	triple-distilled drinkable hard cocoa	10	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	small adequate skewed salmagumdi	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	ghostly frosty plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	cyan plastic St. Patrick of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	scorching quilted plastic Colonel Brando	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	tumbling lion tamer's plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot; of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	upside-down Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	spinning Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	miniature decent blinking coney haunch	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	chilled denatured dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	perfectly mixed moai toai	3	EPIC	
11725	wobbly supercharged personal trainer's stylish moaiball	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	pulsating tumbling half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	galvanized four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	rosewater-soaked potato jacket of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	blurry traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	stylish military orb of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	quadruple-quantum bouncing tumbling rum ball	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 19
11733	maroon skewed gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	beefy gravyskin hat of the brute	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	rosy-cheeked brawny gravyskin buckler	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	purple chilly boxer's gravyskin skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	grievous gravyskin pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	wet oxidized cyan crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	stale room scale bean casserole	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	squat fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	cyan ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	vibrating ruddy perfect Christmas scarf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	horrifying supercool snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	non-deionized dry upside-down LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	lard-coated wholesome Congressional Medal of Insanity of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	lousy enchanted skewed Easter grasshopper	3	decent	Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	drinkable fortified Irish eggnog	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	hand-crafted watered-down canteen of jungle juice	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	drinkable turchucken	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	boozy perfectly mixed green mechanically-mulled cider	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	drinkable fortified fancy holiday trip around the world	5	good	Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	bland enchanted maroon chocolate ostrich egg	4	decent	Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	spoiled half-sized beef and cabbage	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	immense stale candy rations	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	flavorless diet double-candied yams	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	stale Christmas ham	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	stale holiday smorgasbord	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	Temple Grandin's bejazzled eyepatch	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	ghostly upside-down How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	huge Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	purple Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	mirror Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	padded dangerous brawny egg gun of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	fireproof sharpshooter's wholesome sinister army helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	blinking napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	moldy yellow Thanksgiving ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	high-proof delicious Easter eggnog	8	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	compressed clovermint	1		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	nasty dance instructor's thinker's nylon Christmas stockings of incineration	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	adjusted skewed deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	yellow bouncing McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	wobbly censurious McHugeLarge duffel bag of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	reassuring Annie Oakley's McHugeLarge left pole of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	strapping McHugeLarge right pole of bravery of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	wicked beefy McHugeLarge left ski	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	sinister McHugeLarge right ski of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	cyan 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	pickled green wobbly twirling eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	huge dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	lime green dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	blinking dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	bouncing malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	spinning 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	compressed psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	mirror dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	blinking SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	ghostly OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	blurry STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	pulsating parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	gray geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	shaking ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	blurry ninja carabiner	0		
11833	unsweetened flattened moist synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 39
11834	oxidized iDrops	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 51
11835	maroon shame coil	0		
11836	jittery spinning new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	gray jittery heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	shaking Observer source code	0		
11844	fuchsia chill gherkin	0		
11845	narrow childrens' stapler	0		
11846	blinking plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	squat red phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	mirror foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	olive grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	jittery rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	jittery carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	huge glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	powdered blinking scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	tolerable pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	vaporized skewed huge olive phosphor traces	1		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	huge fuchsia crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	purple Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	squat spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	vaporized leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	bite-sized moldy Heck ramen	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	diet yummy burrito	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	stale super-sized small beer brat	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	diet moldy fuchsia peach pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	miniature moldy incredible mini-pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	boozy artisanal ghostly Divine sidecar	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	artisanal upside-down gray tangarita sidecar	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	weak tolerable gimlet sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	triple-distilled hand-crafted vodka stratocaster sidecar	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	tolerable fancy prussian cathouse sidecar	3	good	Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	strong tolerable Mon Tiki sidecar	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	wobbly wobbly Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	vibrating April Shower Thoughts shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	oxidized modified wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	practically non-alcoholic mediocre blue Three Sheets to the Wind	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	flavorless pile of wet dates	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	teal papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	shaking wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	squat groovy wet shower cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	skewed cyan prompt wet shower shoes	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	fuchsia Sherlock's wet shower shorts	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	quantum electrified huge wet paper cup	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	tarnished anodized wobbly wet paperback	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	hardy wet shower radio	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	skewed wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	grievous birthday bloon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
11903	triple-irradiated jawwetter	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 54
11904	ghostly Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	narrow smartaleck's Peridot of Peril of courage of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	terrycloth turban of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
11907	blinking teal perfumed jockey's hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5
11908	up-at-dawn sharpshooter's hat	0		Adventures: +5
11909	yellow bouncing curative extra-tight skullcap	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11910	sturdy pith helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
11911	upside-down Usain Bolt's bishop's mitre	0		Initiative: +80
11912	smelly tin foil hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
11913	sinister construction hardhat	0		Spell Damage: +10
11914	sinister imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Spell Damage: +10
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	fuchsia cool stylish bycocket	0		Moxie: +5
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	wobbly flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	olive bouncing yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	resourceful quilted Axis helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50
11925	ghostly gravedigger's Axis fatigues of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
11926	skewed purple zippy quilted Axis suspenders	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	shaking chocolate rations	0		
11931	spinning cyan nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	sizzling beefcake's Allied Radio Backpack of chilblains	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	tumbling orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	diet moldy Skeleton Wars rations	1	crappy	
11938	perfectly mixed skeleton war fuel can	3	EPIC	
11939	shaking skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	auspicious foul-smelling Allied Forces insignia of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	jittery handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	lime green Axis codebook	0		
11948	boiled Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	upside-down brainy bully badge	0		Mysticality: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	zippy time cop top hat	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	blurry Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	twisted mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	bland immense skewed toast with mixed berry jelly	6	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	decent cup of sugar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	delicious Susie's cupcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	skewed clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	MacGyver's forbidden Herculean the gun	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	delicious blurry wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	vibrating undersea surveying goggles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	tolerable Ocean-Touched Rum	3	good	
11964	diluted shaking water-logged pill	1		
11965	rotten olive kelp puck	4	crappy	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	jittery scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	pulsating waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	dry octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 31
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	teal packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	savvy dentadent	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
11986	maroon lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	dog trainer's Annie Oakley's MacGyver's blood cubic zirconia of the ox of incineration of the sewer	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	altered blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	artisanal tumbling pheromone cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	adequate spinal tapas	4	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	blinking shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	blurry lard-coated veiny shrunken head of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	tumbling knucklebone	0		
12052	acceptable Smoking Pope	3	good	
12053	spoiled prize turkey	4	crappy	
12054	compressed blue tumbling bouncing medicinal gruel	1		
12055	yummy snack-sized blurry full-sized pumpkin pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	weak drinkable green vodka cranberry sauce	2	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	flattened gray yammed candy	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	adequate treasure chestnut	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	drinkable mulled butter rum	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	polarized colloidal cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	plastic left skeleton arm of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	upside-down blinking strapping plastic left skeleton leg	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	censurious plastic right skeleton arm	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	horrifying plastic right skeleton leg	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	cyan huge nasty plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	blurry slick angelbone kilt of the cougar	0		Moxie: 30, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	Tesla angelbone totem	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	boxer's angelbone chopsticks	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	maroon angelbone mantle of courage of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	prompt angelbone dice	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	avaricious dance instructor's angelbone halo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	dried angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	unsweetened dry biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 50
12076	cyan stylish devilbone helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	smelly devilbone greaves	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	olive toasty dance instructor's devilbone shinguards	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	devilbone corset	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	narrow sizzling devilbone flute of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	friendly devilbone rosary	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	denatured shaking devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	irradiated energized upside-down Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 58
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	upside-down bouncing burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	upside-down burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	spinning extra-thick Crimbo sweater of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	huge The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	mediocre irresponsibly strong blinking spinning Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	10	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	tolerable bottle of prize-winning rum	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	Sherlock's lion tamer's extremely unsafe Santa-Slayer medal	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	wet spinning boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	polarized boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	dry moist skewed boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	greedy medical-grade hardy smoldering vertebra	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	wool boxer's hot boning knife of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	fistbone of Calamity Jane of doom of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	beefcake's burnt bone belt of horror of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	aromatic scorched skull trophy	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	immense spoiled wing bone	8	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	watered-down special hand-crafted gray weak skeleton venom	2	EPIC	Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	modified spinning olive baked bone meal	1		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	stylish plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	mirror plastic skeleton skull of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	energetic plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	mirror tumbling assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	blinking sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	twirling undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	tumbling bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	cyan shellacked scorched skeleton mask of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	executive hardened scorched skeleton shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	knitted manspreader's scorched skeleton pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	huge squat messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	teal buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	green Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	yellow Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	skewed Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	teal Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	jittery Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	jittery Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	pulsating Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	huge jittery gravedigger's nasty fireproof bonesaw	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	pulsating tumbling deadly Rosewater's vermiculite shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	wicked ship's lantern	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	lightning-fast Socratic heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	stale half-sized traditional gingerloaf	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	bad Scotch and eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	denatured counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	lousy &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	upside-down The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	snack-sized delicious wedge of prize-winning cheese	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	polarized blurry gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 50
12179	miser's scandalous glimmering crystal	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	mirror twirling green boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	mirror shaking Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	cyan Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	pulsating intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	huge fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	dry aerosolized Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	chilled pressed teal Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	non-unsweetened Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	tumbling bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	wobbly ghostly fireproof and dress of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	tumbling Newton's brainy and dress	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	dry teal dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	mirror gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	vibrating dinosaur bone club	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	banded arcane researcher's dinosaur skull helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	manspreader's wholesome Herculean dinosaur bone corset	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	extra-dry smooth Pork Elf cough syrup	5	awesome	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	bland miniature rat pizza	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	bouncing ghostly flame-wreathed strapping hoverboard of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	grievous left shark fin of the bloodbag of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	twirling supercharged fitness tracking bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	denatured candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	normal wobbly discarded hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	bad practically non-alcoholic most of a beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	moldy tiny can of tuna	1	crappy	
12227	rotten alien salad	3	crappy	
12228	spoiled huge ratbatatouille	9	crappy	
12229	rotten enchanted super-sized onigiri	5	crappy	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 40
12230	moldy crudit&eacute;s	3	crappy	
12231	spoiled sauced mutton	3	crappy	
12232	moldy red mirror hot honey ant	4	crappy	
12233	normal yellow tomb aspic	4	good	
12234	decent lime green later tots	4	good	
12235	normal bite-sized Frutti di Scatoletta	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	fancy jumbo flavorless Pesto alla Marziano	5	decent	Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	stale snack-sized twirling Arrattabbattabiata	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	rotten Orzo di Riso	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	flavorless Pasta Grimavera	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	tasty upside-down Linguini Ubriacapa	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	delicious Formica e Pepe	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	low-calorie stale Tubetto Gelatto	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	tasty teal Gnocci Domani	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	tumbling scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	executive boxer's Space Soldier Helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
12253	tiny fancy stale premium turkey leg	1	decent	Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 10
12254	delicious irresponsibly strong lime green styrofoam cup of mead	8	awesome	
12255	fireproof sword	0		Hot Resistance: +3
12256	staff of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12257	blinking Jim Carey's lute	0		Monster Level: +25
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	wool supercool wizardly The Wizard's Android	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
12261	mirror flash paperwad	0		
12262	maroon shaking juggling ball	0		
12263	huge hardened tactical jester's cap of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	spinning curative flimsy plastic helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
12266	Socratic flimsy plastic greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
12267	flimsy plastic breastplate of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
12268	flimsy plastic shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
12269	ghostly narrow packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	flame-retardant smooth Portable Laughing Stock of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	wobbly fireproof gravedigger's studded Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
12272	spoiled jumbo classic banana	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	normal fancy huge watermelon	7	good	Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	decent quince	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	spoiled classic banana pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	unsweetened diffused essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	frozen alkaline cold-filtered wobbly banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	irresponsibly strong aged Aesop Daiquiri	8	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	perfectly mixed watered-down Monkey Congress	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	normal watermelon pie	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	polarized narrow concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	adjusted jittery Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	drinkable Melonegroni	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	acceptable practically non-alcoholic yellow Melonade Spritz	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	gigantic rotten blue quince pie	7	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	deionized blinking quince quaff	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	alkaline improved skewed purple Quickquince	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	hand-crafted Quiskey Sour	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	artisanal Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Roth IPA	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	wobbly gray grievous underdraft protection of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	purple solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	flavorless soybean futures	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	altered energized energized housing bubble	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	ionized enhanced irradiated mirror Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 12
12298	gray Oprah's thinker's financial instrument	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	zippy dog trainer's hedge fund clippers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	mirror stiffened selling shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	narrow bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	olive bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	spinning blinking upside-down purple MacGyver's rock-hard 401k ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	ionized aerosolized quantum pulsating squat invisible hand	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	enhanced magnetized circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	irradiated polarized maroon mint	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	cyan blinking savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	dehydrated maroon toxic asset	1		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	compressed intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	vaporized liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	bouncing shaking gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	huge green cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	perfectly mixed twirling Malattia Becco Malbec	4	EPIC	
12316	maroon ghostly kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	skewed Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	upside-down Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"