-1	lousy Petite Porter	4	decent	
-2	bad Scrawny Stout	4	decent	
-3	artisanal distilled ghostly Infinitesimal IPA	5	EPIC	
-4	perfectly mixed eggnogtini	3	EPIC	
-5	lousy candycaine	3	decent	
-6	enchanted aged weak fuchsia braincracker sweet	2	awesome	
-16	triple-distilled smooth shaking purple fermented honey	6	awesome	
-17	artisanal moons-shine	4	EPIC	
-18	watered-down smooth gin	2	awesome	
-19	triple-distilled lousy ecto-nog	8	decent	
-20	drinkable cyan hot toady	4	good	
-21	practically non-alcoholic artisanal twirling hot choculate	1	EPIC	
-49	bad fuchsia Cyder	4	decent	
-50	acceptable Oil Nog	4	good	
-51	lousy Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	4	decent	
-58	weak bad Grimacider	2	decent	
-59	acceptable special ghostly Isotope Nog	3	good	
-60	delicious yellow Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	awesome	
-70	artisanal Gin and Herring	3	EPIC	
-71	tolerable spirit-forward Black and Tan and Red All Over	5	good	
-72	tolerable Antarctic Ice Tea	3	good	
-76	tolerable blurry CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	3	good	
-77	smooth practically non-alcoholic CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	1	awesome	
-78	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	7	EPIC	
-82	mediocre Horseradish-infused Vodka	3	decent	
-83	artisanal Jerkitini	3	EPIC	
-84	hand-crafted yellow Desert Island Iced Tea	3	EPIC	
-88	watered-down special acceptable tumbling purple Crimbo Saketini	2	good	
-89	acceptable Crimboku Drop	4	good	
-90	enchanted artisanal practically non-alcoholic spinning Flaming Crimbo Log	1	EPIC	
-107	high-proof lousy gray Fortified Eggnog Slurry	10	decent	
-108	hand-crafted squat Hot Buttered Rum	3	EPIC	
-109	delicious triple-distilled Spicy Hot Chocolate	9	awesome