1	blinking pulsating purple seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	aromatic helmet turtle	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	narrow wobbly turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	jittery ravioli hat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	twirling disco mask of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	purple stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	powdered pulsating moxie weed	1		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 10
15	compressed blue strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 35
16	dehydrated narrow magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	toothsome noodles	4	awesome	
18	maroon tortoise's blessing	0		
19	asparagus knife of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	twirling studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	tumbling chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	green meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	green blinking bouncing really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	blinking sharpshooter's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	teal upside-down snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	educational Dolphin King's crown	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	skewed forbidden Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
36	Da Vinci's Knob Goblin tongs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
37	prompt viking helmet	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	tumbling aromatic Knob Goblin pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	artisanal spirit-forward ice-cold Sir Schlitz	5	EPIC	
42	jittery hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	shaking figurine	0		
47	adequate hot buttered roll	4	good	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	toothsome fancy bowl of cottage cheese	3	awesome	Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 45
50	savvy Rock and Roll Legend	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	asbestos-lined Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	pulsating banjo strings	0		
53	wicked stone banjo	0		Spell Damage: +5
54	Samson's Disco Banjo of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	twirling jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	narrow crafty 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	huge flame-wreathed Mace of the Tortoise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	special adequate blue fortune cookie	4	good	Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 45
62	skewed flame-wreathed oriole-feather headdress	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spinning spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	chaotic Pasta Spoon of Peril of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	ghostly bar skin	0		
71	quilted stakes	0		Damage Absorption: +40
72	chaotic barskin hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	ghostly twirling sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	fuchsia Herculean stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
78	fuchsia blurry aromatic pretty bouquet	0		Stench Resistance: +1
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	special perfectly mixed ice-cold Willer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 40
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	twirling unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	shaking sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	huge pants kit	0		
92	ghostly meatsmithing guide	0		
93	ghostly lightning-fast basic meat sword	0		Initiative: +40
94	chaotic basic meat pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	Herculean basic meat helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	savvy dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
97	smartaleck's pimpin' meat hat of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	twirling dried face	0		
99	shaking meat face	0		
100	bouncing lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	olive shrunken head	0		
103	staff of James Dean of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
104	scarecrow	0		
105	toothsome bowl of charms	4	awesome	
106	narrow ketchup	1	EPIC	
107	catsup	1	good	
108	pulsating stick	0		
109	lime green crossbow string	0		
110	wool basic meat staff	0		Cold Resistance: +1
111	jittery gravedigger's basic meat crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +10
112	upside-down resourceful padded meatloaf helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	mirror mirror tumbling therapeutic dripping meat sword	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
114	jittery chaotic dripping meat staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
115	Herculean dripping meat crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
116	Bugfinder Blade of terror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	skewed spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	blinking cog	0		
121	shaking sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	mirror Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	wobbly ghostly empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	jittery meat engine	0		
127	blinking ribald Gnollish autoplunger	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
128	gray bouncing Da Vinci's meat pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	third-hand nunchaku of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
130	eyepatch of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	shaking frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	squat Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	maroon bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	green dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	bouncing spinning valuable trinket	0		
140	wobbly dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	tumbling anticheese	0		
143	spinning cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	ghostly barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	baleful eXtreme meat sword	0		Spell Damage: +25
148	blue eXtreme meat staff of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
149	blurry blinking prompt eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Adventures: +3
150	teal vibrating personal trainer's Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	Elder Turtle Shell of the wise owl of the empath	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	careful Jim Carey's Colander of Em-er'il	0		Monster Level: 15, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	aromatic wool Ancient Saucehelm	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	skewed red brainy beefy Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	nasty Newton's El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	mirror guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	jittery wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	stale miniature ghuol egg	2	decent	
162	moldy teal ghuol egg quiche	3	crappy	
163	tumbling steel-toed skeleton bone	0		Damage Reduction: 9
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	adequate gigantic tumbling ghuol-ear kabob	9	good	
168	rosewater-soaked bone rattle	0		Stench Resistance: +3
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	flavorless lihc eye pie	4	decent	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	upside-down upside-down taco shell	0		
174	twirling Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	tasty half-sized gray uncooked chorizo	2	awesome	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	fuchsia brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	normal chorizo taco	4	good	
180	practically non-alcoholic acceptable ice-cold fotie	1	good	
181	upside-down baseball	0		
182	green batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	wobbly briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	tumbling red loose teeth	0		
188	pulsating bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	squat hardy batskin belt	0		Maximum HP: +50
192	batskin belt	0		
193	narrow ghostly birthday candle	0		
194	wobbly dog trainer's Mr. Accessory	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only
195	jittery razor-sharp eXtreme nose ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
196	bouncing disassembled clover	0		
197	maroon tumbling rat whisker	0		
198	jittery rat appendix	0		
199	ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
200	stale rat appendix kabob	4	decent	
201	spoiled bat wing kabob	3	crappy	
202	adequate carob chunks	4	good	
203	herbs	0		
204	flavorless carob chunk cookies	3	decent	
205	mirror secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	blurry jittery piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	blurry Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	blue windchimes	0		
213	Da Vinci's filthy corduroys	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	flame-wreathed filthy knitted dread sack	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	wobbly Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	rotten carob brownies	4	crappy	
217	moldy herb brownies	4	crappy	
218	hemp string	0		
219	purple necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	lion tamer's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2
222	teal phat turquoise bead	0		
223	wholesome phat turquoise bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
224	jittery eyepatch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	stale half-sized tofu casserole	2	decent	
226	compressed can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	
227	vibrating Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
228	Oprah's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
229	executive Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +40
230	dead guy's watch of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	ghostly squat Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	maroon mirror Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	upside-down lard-coated baleful Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
236	huge Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	practically non-alcoholic acceptable bottle of gin	1	good	
238	weak fancy artisanal bottle of vodka	2	EPIC	Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 35
239	grievous brainy Orcish baseball cap	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	electrified Orcish cargo shorts of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	curative Orcish frat-paddle	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
242	spoiled	3	crappy	
243	flavorless grapefruit	4	decent	
244	bland grapes	3	decent	
245	adequate olive	3	good	
246	moldy tomato	3	crappy	
247	shaking fermenting powder	0		
248	smooth tumbling salty dog	4	awesome	
249	weak smooth bloody mary	2	awesome	
250	lousy enchanted screwdriver	3	decent	Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 40
251	extra-dry artisanal martini	5	EPIC	
252	perfectly mixed watered-down red bloody beer	2	EPIC	
253	mediocre shot of schnapps	3	decent	
254	distilled aged jittery shot of grapefruit schnapps	5	awesome	
255	lousy watered-down fine wine	2	decent	
256	artisanal shot of tomato schnapps	3	EPIC	
257	watered-down special mediocre extra-spicy bloody mary	2	decent	Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 35
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	moldy miniature White Citadel fries	2	crappy	
261	toothsome low-calorie White Citadel burger	1	awesome	
262	rotten narrow piece of wedding cake	4	crappy	
263	stale chocolate chips	3	decent	
264	spoiled chocolate chip cookies	3	crappy	
265	ghostly huge cool satin pants	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	drinkable distilled spinning lightning	5	good	
267	narrow dog trainer's mullet wig	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	meat cowboy hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	forbidden sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
270	picket fence	0		
271	compressed twirling barbell	1		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 20
272	mixed jittery purple skewed concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	twisted skewed moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	pickled twirling blinking extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	mixed jug-o-magicalness	1		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 35
279	vaporized lime green suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	wobbly Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	occult gasmask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	huge Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	huge baleful walrus-tusk earring	0		Spell Damage: +25
286	bouncing olive Sinatra's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
287	bouncing Sinatra's Boris's ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
288	potato sprout	0		
289	Jarlsberg's earring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
290	shaking sizzling Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Hot Damage: +10
291	weightlifter's can of maces of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50
292	hardened rubber axe	0		Damage Reduction: 3
293	toasty chef's hat of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	occult pail	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	narrow demonskin trousers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	dungeoneer's dungarees of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	liquefied magnetized narrow tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 28
298	colloidal blurry lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 40
299	improved pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 40
300	denatured spinning jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 34
301	flat dough	0		
302	fancy moldy Knob sausage	3	crappy	Effect: "Jalapeño Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 15
303	rotten small skewed Knob mushroom	2	crappy	
304	yellow huge dry noodles	0		
305	greasy Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	dog trainer's Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	concentrated super-chilled Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 43
308	red Knob Goblin elite helm of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	lime green manspreader's Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	blurry hale Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Maximum HP: +20
311	hill of beans	0		
312	smelly Knob Goblin visor	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	wobbly boxer's Crown of the Goblin King	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	immense bland bean burrito	10	decent	
315	spoiled half-sized bean burrito	2	crappy	
316	half-sized delicious blue blurry insanely bean burrito	2	awesome	
317	decent low-calorie bean burrito	1	good	
318	spoiled bean burrito	4	crappy	
319	huge moldy pulsating insanely bean burrito	8	crappy	
320	decent bat haggis	3	good	
321	adequate enchanted menudo	3	good	Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 50
322	half-sized normal goat cheese	2	good	
323	enchanted bland miniature upside-down plain pizza	2	decent	Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 5
324	rotten small blinking sausage pizza	2	crappy	
325	small enchanted flavorless blue goat cheese pizza	2	decent	Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 5
326	decent mushroom pizza	3	good	
327	goat	0		
328	triple-distilled perfectly mixed olive bottle of whiskey	10	EPIC	
329	dangerous goat beard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	spinning glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	spirit-forward fancy hand-crafted Canadian	5	EPIC	Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 10
332	delicious low-calorie ghostly lemon	1	awesome	
333	tiny toothsome narrow lime	1	awesome	
334	maroon sabre teeth of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	double-paned consolation ribbon	0		Cold Resistance: +5
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	wobbly tenderizing hammer	0		
339	tumbling Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	dry modified denatured wobbly Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 32
341	cold-filtered triple-flattened huge bouncing Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 26
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	altered ionized Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 26
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	narrow Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	twirling olive Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	teal ninja mask of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	smelly boxer's icy-hot katana	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
352	healthy ninja hot pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	wicked nunchaku of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60
355	rock-hard eXtreme scarf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	huge aromatic snowboarder pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	blinking Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	toothsome gr8ps	4	awesome	
359	tiny rotten t8r tots	1	crappy	
360	purple hardy miner's helmet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	bouncing frosty miner's pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	strapping 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Muscle: +5
363	blurry linoleum ore	0		
364	spinning asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	gray blurry linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	green asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	red asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	spinning ghostly chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	twirling Fonzie's linoleum sword of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +20
379	spinning flame-retardant Newton's linoleum staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +1
380	spinning greedy therapeutic linoleum crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
381	smartaleck's asbestos sword of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3
382	energetic asbestos staff of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15
383	rosewater-soaked double-paned asbestos crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
384	lightning-fast chrome sword of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
385	chrome staff of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
386	spinning knitted chrome crossbow of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	blurry blue yeti fur	0		
389	jittery meaty helmet turtle of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	green chaotic asbestos helmet turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	bouncing brawny linoleum helmet turtle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	twirling Lo Pan's chrome helmet turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	gray yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	blinking penguin shorts of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	executive yakskin pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	personal trainer's hippopotamus pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	mirror savvy eXtreme mittens	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	purple Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	curative swashbuckling pants	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	ghostly Herculean shoulder parrot	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
404	cyan double-paned acoustic guitarrr	0		Cold Resistance: +5
405	blinking sunken chest	0		
406	wobbly pirate pelvis	0		
407	mirror pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	sk8board of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	maroon hale Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +20
414	blinking auspicious crowbarrr	0		Item Drop: +10
415	lion tamer's leotarrrd	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	teal safarrri hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	ionized electrified narrow henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 18
418	enhanced Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 30
419	warmed super-liquefied blurry yellow ghostly serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 20
420	concentrated blurry tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 29
421	deionized extra-oxidized philter of phorce	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 24
422	frozen flattened potion of potency	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 32
423	ionized cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 17
424	concentrated ghostly ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 11
425	deionized oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 48
426	denatured potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 45
427	vibrating box	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	teal acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Clowniness: 25
432	spinning savvy bloody clown pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	supercharged balloon helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	balloon sword of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	skewed bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	tumbling beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	aromatic box-in-the-box	0		Stench Resistance: +1
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	frightening box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Spooky Damage: +5
448	flame-wreathed fortified foolscap fool's cap	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	resourceful clown nose	0		Maximum MP: +50, Clowniness: 25
450	huge pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	wobbly disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	stale jumbo olive	3	decent	
456	drinkable triple-distilled cyan upside-down dry martini	6	good	
457	shaking ye olde golde frontes of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	blurry pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	bouncing bouncing pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	adequate twirling pixel pie	4	good	
468	tumbling ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	hand-crafted Imp Ale	4	EPIC	
471	normal special hot wing	3	good	Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 15
472	diamond-studded cane of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	crutch of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
474	upside-down cast	0		
475	yellow zippy mask of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	fuchsia shaking hellion cube	0		
477	asbestos-lined Da Vinci's infernal insoles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +5
478	wobbly teal upside-down evil arch	0		
479	pulsating maroon dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	lime green eldritch butterknife	0		
482	beefy Mr. Container	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	perfumed Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	green Temple Grandin's hemp backpack	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	twirling asbestos-lined Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
487	blinking savvy arrrgyle socks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
488	jittery guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	wobbly Jeselnik's mesh cap of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	huge zippy chilly chaps	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	spinning auspicious batblade	0		Item Drop: +10
495	catgut	0		
496	blue cat appendix	0		
497	ghostly gray gnatwing	0		
498	delicious tiny skewed blinking papaya	1	awesome	
499	huge family-friendly denim axe of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +1
500	shaking lime green Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	small decent narrow Elfin shortbread	2	good	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	yummy skewered cat appendix	3	awesome	
504	evil arches	0		
505	upside-down Tesla experienced gnatwing earring	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
506	adequate squat Hell broth	4	good	
507	Da Vinci's thunderrr guitarrr	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
508	tumbling sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	normal Boris's key lime pie	3	good	
514	rotten ghostly Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	crappy	
515	tasty gigantic squat Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	7	awesome	
516	pulsating Hey Deze map	0		
517	curative bejeweled accordion strap	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	green moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	blurry leaflet	0		
521	pulsating pulsating sharpshooter's kickback cookbook	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	blue rewinged stab bat	0		
524	hand-crafted papaya sling	4	EPIC	
525	grue egg	0		
526	spinning Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	maroon blinking fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	magnetized spray paint	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 52
531	yellow nasty special sauce glove	0		Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	squat ladle of mystery of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
533	maroon Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	upside-down bridge	0		
536	lime green dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	wobbly f3d0r4 of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	diffused Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 47
541	censurious draggin' ball hat of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	electrified brainy 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	bland special skewed Trollhouse cookies	3	decent	Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 30
544	baleful weightlifter's talons	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +25
545	super-sized stale Spam Witch sammich	5	decent	
546	teal upside-down meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	skewed 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	bite-sized adequate pr0n cocktail	1	good	
555	Jeselnik's scorching drywall axe	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
557	delicious whiskey and cola	3	awesome	
558	special rotten papaya taco	3	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 25
559	spinning razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	normal stalk of asparagus	3	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	upside-down ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	acceptable maroon Mad Train wine	3	good	
565	blinking mirror Usain Bolt's hobo gloves	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
566	squat teal studded bum cheek	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	ghostly hermit script	0		
568	stale Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3	decent	
569	small special adequate Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2	good	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 30
570	small special spoiled Chicken Sandwich	2	crappy	Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 40
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	EPIC	
572	bland Children's Meal of the Damned	4	decent	
573	normal noodles	4	good	
574	normal noodles	3	good	
575	spoiled painful penne pasta	4	crappy	
576	adequate ravioli della hippy	4	good	
577	rotten skewed pr0n m4nic0tti	3	crappy	
578	toothsome Hell ramen	3	awesome	
579	stale mirror boring spaghetti	3	decent	
580	blinking shaking sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	upside-down Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	normal bite-sized fettucini Inconnu	1	good	
584	normal tiny spaghetti with Skullheads	1	good	
585	bland twirling gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	decent	
586	energetic Samson's ridiculously huge sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
587	modified energized super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 27
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	rotten cocoa eggshell fragment	4	crappy	
590	spoiled cocoa eggshell fragment	3	crappy	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	jittery house	0		
593	squat phonics down	0		
594	blinking amulet of extreme plot significance of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	blue pulsating greedy titanium assault umbrella	0		Meat Drop: +20
597	bouncing yellow lion tamer's Mohawk wig	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	pulsating pants of the Slug Lord of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	avaricious reassuring Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	tumbling Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	cyan Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	lime green narrow Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	blue D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	galvanized moist probability potion	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 42
615	spinning chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	Vulcanized spinning Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 24
618	magnetized pulsating Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 39
619	cool needle	0		Moxie: +5
620	quantum tarnished thin candle	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 48
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	bouncing metallic A	0		
629	gray tumbling foul-smelling eye	0		Stench Damage: +10
630	upside-down photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	shaking clever furry pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	spinning blue disturbing fanfic	0		Item Drop: +5
633	lime green wolf mask of the pedagogue of courage	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	ghostly cool whip	0		
635	twirling paper umbrella of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	grievous asshat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	spoiled snack-sized abominable snowcone	2	crappy	
640	pulsating Ent cider	1	awesome	
641	flavorless miniature skewed toast	2	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	tumbling skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	tasty huge fruitcake	10	awesome	
647	mirror present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	fuchsia Usain Bolt's Crimbo sword	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	jittery Crimbo hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	tumbling Oprah's Crimbo pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	spinning exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Item Drop: +5
652	fuchsia upside-down quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	wobbly line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	Samson's star sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
658	ghostly star crossbow of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
659	chaotic star staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
660	Sherlock's star pants	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	star hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	star buckler of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	tumbling Richard's star key	0		
666	frightening MacGyver's steaming evil of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100
667	castle map	0		
668	blinking friendly spiked femur	0		Familiar Weight: +3
669	bland ghuol guolash	3	decent	
670	mansplainer's lihc face	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	flame-retardant arcane researcher's grave robbing shovel	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +1
672	jumbo moldy mirror cranberries	5	crappy	
673	lousy upside-down vodka and cranberry	3	decent	
674	delicious mirror teal whiskey	3	awesome	
675	skull of the Bonerdagon of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
676	ghostly dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	zippy badass belt	0		Initiative: +20
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	lousy ghostly roll in the hay	3	decent	
680	bad blurry slap and tickle	4	decent	
681	artisanal practically non-alcoholic slip 'n' slide	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
682	hand-crafted a sump'm sump'm	4	EPIC	
683	special aged huge pulsating horizontal tango	3	awesome	Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 10
684	artisanal pulsating pink pony	4	EPIC	
685	yellow hardy brawny strapping Mr. Shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50
686	olive rock-hard knuckles	0		Damage Reduction: 5
687	magnetized blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 24
688	pixel hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	wholesome pixel pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	scorching pixel sword	0		Hot Damage: +25
691	lime green digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	narrow ribald harem girl t-shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
694	jittery upside-down rosy-cheeked Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
696	olive chilly frilly shirt	0		Cold Damage: +5
697	pulsating soggy wofl t-shirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
698	jittery loathing eagle baby-doll shirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
699	studded pirate shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +80
700	Jack Frost's filthy hippy poncho	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
701	savvy floral print shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
702	greedy coconut bikini top	0		Meat Drop: +20
703	goth kid t-shirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
704	spinning hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	twirling pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	huge yellow ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	supercharged Da Vinci's hamethyst earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
712	jittery padded brainy hamethyst necklace of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
713	asbestos-lined Fonzie's hamethyst bracelet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
714	rosy-cheeked slick weightlifter's hamethyst ring	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
715	fireproof baconstone earring of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
716	greasy supercharged baconstone pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
717	energetic Samson's baconstone bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
718	frightening MacGyver's baconstone ring of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
719	groovy wizardly porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10
720	blinking Newton's porquoise necklace of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
721	yellow deadly savvy porquoise bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5
722	energetic medical-grade strapping porquoise ring	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
723	snack-sized adequate Knoll mushroom	2	good	
724	tasty mushroom	3	awesome	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	lard-coated huge mirror shard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
727	blinking bouncing hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	huge fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	jittery fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	fuchsia twirling manspreader's resourceful smartaleck's makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Adventure Underwater
735	easter egg balloon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
736	upside-down stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	skewed tambourine of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
741	squat broken skull	0		
742	rotten Knoll shroomkabob	3	crappy	
743	adequate mushroom	4	good	
744	wet aerosolized hair spray	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 69
746	stat script	0		
747	red Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	thick flavorless fuchsia warm mushroom	5	decent	
750	decent miniature mushroom quesadilla	2	good	
751	normal mirror cool mushroom	3	good	
752	adequate cool mushroom casserole	4	good	
753	bite-sized stale pointy mushroom	1	decent	
754	decent pulsating cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	good	
755	toothsome jittery olive mushroom	3	awesome	
756	miniature rotten mushroom	2	crappy	
757	rotten upside-down wobbly mushroom	3	crappy	
758	rotten diet ghost cucumber	1	crappy	
759	squat dill	0		
760	mirror vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	aged irresponsibly strong blinking bouncing especially salty dog	8	awesome	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	decent special spectral pickle	3	good	Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 30
765	purple briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	aerosolized bouncing cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 55
768	Jack Frost's spork	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
769	voodoo doll of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
770	wobbly lion tamer's Lo Pan's basic meat fez	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	razor-sharp foon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
773	ghostly censurious chilly basic meat spork	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
774	Jeselnik's basic meat foon of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25
775	tumbling Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	kneecapping stick of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
777	jittery supercool iron pasta spoon	0		Moxie Percent: +20
778	pulsating deadly support cummerbund	0		Weapon Damage: +5
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	Vulcanized concentrated wobbly mafia aria	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19
782	mirror Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	skewed 'Villa' document	0		
784	artisanal Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	super-sized moldy strawberry	5	crappy	
787	bad gray bottle of rum	3	decent	
788	mediocre strawberry daiquiri	4	decent	
789	drinkable fancy fortified rum and cola	5	good	Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 40
790	aged blurry grog	3	awesome	
791	prompt electrified Mafia bow tie	0		Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	blurry vibrating Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only
793	aerosolized moist blinking spinning oil of stability	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 54
794	super-altered squat upside-down ghostly oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 57
795	perfectly mixed yellow Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	yellow family-friendly manspreader's sharpshooter's cement shoes	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	tolerable rockin' wagon	4	good	
798	acceptable ocean motion	4	good	
799	triple-distilled tolerable tumbling cyan fuzzbump	6	good	
800	low-calorie tasty fuchsia poutine	1	awesome	
801	miniature normal Knob stir-fry	2	good	
804	huge spoiled Knoll stir-fry	8	crappy	
805	bland massive stir-fry	7	decent	
806	adequate asparagus stir-fry	4	good	
807	rotten olive stir-fry	3	crappy	
808	moldy wobbly Knob sausage stir-fry	3	crappy	
809	decent bat wing stir-fry	4	good	
810	rotten massive rat appendix stir-fry	9	crappy	
811	decent red tofu stir-fry	4	good	
812	snack-sized special stale pr0n stir-fry	2	decent	Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 20
813	adequate Knob shells	4	good	
814	rotten thick narrow bätzle	5	crappy	
815	normal gigantic ratini	9	good	
816	flavorless snack-sized Knob stroganoff	2	decent	
817	spoiled cyan menudo ravioli	3	crappy	
818	jittery plus sign	0		
819	twirling milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	squat bubbly potion	0		
822	upside-down smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	squat effervescent potion	0		
825	blinking fizzy potion	0		
826	pulsating upside-down dark potion	0		
827	green murky potion	0		
828	cyan twirling baby killer bee	0		
829	olive anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	bland royal jelly	3	decent	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	vorpal blade of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
834	aromatic stiffened cornuthaum	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	bouncing smelly ring of aggravate monster	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
836	bland mind flayer corpse	4	decent	
837	hand-crafted Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	forbidden arcane researcher's Mafia stogie	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	boozy tolerable ghostly Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	5	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	twirling perfumed Mafia violin case of the businessman	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	lousy huge tomato daiquiri	3	decent	
842	bad boozy purple beertini	5	decent	
843	spirit-forward drinkable salty slug	5	good	
844	fortified perfectly mixed narrow papaya slung	5	EPIC	
845	jittery Sherlock's MAHI fez	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	jittery Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	ghostly many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	squat blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	yellow sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	pulsating balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	shaking moonglasses	0		
858	pulsating fuchsia palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	maroon skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	squat stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	adjusted ionized blurry pine tar	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 66
869	forest tears	0		
870	experienced fetus-smashing club	0		Experience: +2
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	shaking unrolling pin	0		
875	inspector's family-friendly forbidden crazy bastard sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15
876	twirling smelly incredibly dense meat gem of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
877	jittery rosewater-soaked Talisman of Baio	0		Stench Resistance: +3
878	aromatic hypnodisk	0		Stench Resistance: +1
879	triple-diffused non-galvanized bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 62
880	blurry disbelief suspenders of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
881	lard-coated supportive bra	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
882	shaking Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	wobbly spinning maple syrup	1	good	
884	sinister los chinos	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	skewed friendly axe	0		Familiar Weight: +3
886	skewed leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	bouncing maple leaf	0		
889	quilted balaclava	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	snack-sized flavorless wobbly balaclava baklava	2	decent	
891	thinker's Warehouse 23 bling	0		Mysticality: +10
892	gray rosewater-soaked coward's Fonzie's bugbear-smiting sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +3
893	artisanal jittery lumbering jack	4	EPIC	
894	squat wobbly Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	wobbly chilly Ms. Accessory	0		Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only
896	hardy supercool Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only
897	pulsating coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	huge olive custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	mediocre strong huge Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	miser's school Mafia knickerbockers of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	warmed quantum Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 21
906	cold-filtered wobbly Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 39
907	oxidized ionized blue Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 66
908	dry Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63
909	double-altered Vulcanized Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 39
910	big adequate dwarf bread	5	good	
911	diffused bouncing Senior Mints	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 17
912	improved ionized purple jittery pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 63
913	extra-vacuum-sealed skewed kobold	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 18
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	jittery rosy-cheeked quilted intergalactic pom poms	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30
917	twirling Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	knitted Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	MacGyver's Radio Free Pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	dog trainer's Radio Free Foil	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	moldy diet radio button candy	1	crappy	
922	pulsating stiffened severed rocking horse head	0		Damage Reduction: 1
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	denatured Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 52
927	delicious Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	double-paned fuzzy bracelets	0		Cold Resistance: +5
929	extremely unsafe arse-shooting crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
931	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic narrow spiced rum	1	EPIC	
932	acceptable jittery eggnog	3	good	
933	rotten candy cane	4	crappy	
934	small flavorless gingerbread bugbear	2	decent	
935	mirror Annie Oakley's imitation nice watch	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	spinning stanky plastic sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	blurry bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	ghostly bowler of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	spinning Newton's bow staff of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	skewed blue Jim Carey's bowlegged pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	mediocre fancy tumbling martini	3	decent	Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2004-12"
949	weak hand-crafted grogtini	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	drinkable cherry bomb	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	squat green extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	skewed rosewater-soaked reassuring hockey mask	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	ruddy fez of etymology	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	diet rotten huge carob chunk noodles	1	crappy	
957	adequate chorizo brownies	3	good	
958	rotten huge chocolate and tomato pizza	8	crappy	
959	tumbling skewed flange	0		
960	shaking clockwork key	0		
961	tumbling silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	mirror red velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	mirror hardened baleful plastic seal clubber	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
964	smelly plastic turtle tamer of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
965	gray Jim Carey's hardened plastic pastamancer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +25
966	tumbling skewed gray blinking beefcake's plastic sauceror of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
967	weightlifter's plastic disco bandit of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25
968	lime green asbestos-lined coward's plastic accordion thief	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +5
969	wobbly Sinatra's plastic mosquito	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
970	beefcake's plastic leprechaun	0		Muscle: +25
971	stylish plastic levitating potato	0		Moxie: +25
972	medical-grade plastic angry goat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
973	plastic sabre-toothed lime of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
974	Usain Bolt's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Initiative: +80
975	maroon rosewater-soaked plastic pirate skeleton	0		Stench Resistance: +3
976	thinker's plastic barrrnacle	0		Mysticality: +10
977	lion tamer's plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Experience (familiar): +2
978	narrow supercharged plastic stab bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
979	asbestos-lined plastic grue	0		Hot Resistance: +5
980	plastic blood-faced volleyball of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
981	Herculean plastic ghuol whelp	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
982	plastic baby gravy fairy of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
983	huge Oprah's plastic cocoabo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
984	upside-down plastic star starfish of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
985	plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Item Drop: +5
986	blurry sizzling plastic killer bee	0		Hot Damage: +10
987	red Jeselnik's plastic Cheshire bat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
988	nasty plastic coffee pixie	0		Stench Damage: +5
989	wicked plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
990	blinking hardened plastic hermit	0		Damage Reduction: 3
991	green zippy toasty Annie Oakley's plastic Boris	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
992	frightening toasty Samson's plastic Jarlsberg	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
993	reassuring flame-retardant plastic Sneaky Pete of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
994	strapping plastic Susie	0		Muscle: +5
995	adequate upside-down Lucky Surprise Egg	4	good	
998	blinking spinning maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	skewed asbestos-lined Xlyinia's notebook	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1003	blurry soda water	0		
1004	drinkable weak bottle of tequila	2	good	
1005	perfectly mixed upside-down boxed wine	4	EPIC	
1006	stale half-sized cherry	2	decent	
1007	spinning hale coconut shell	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	pulsating ice cubes of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1009	drinkable vodka martini	3	good	
1010	artisanal fancy whiskey and soda	3	EPIC	Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 45
1011	practically non-alcoholic lousy monkey wrench	1	decent	
1012	triple-distilled bad tequila sunrise	6	decent	
1013	bad weak margarita	2	decent	
1014	irresponsibly strong tolerable strawberry wine	8	good	
1015	weak drinkable spinning wine spritzer	2	good	
1016	weak drinkable perpendicular hula	2	good	
1017	high-proof delicious bouncing ducha de oro	6	awesome	
1018	acceptable mirror calle de miel	3	good	
1019	special lousy dry vodka martini	4	decent	Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 20
1020	artisanal triple-distilled old-fashioned	8	EPIC	
1021	high-proof hand-crafted tequila with training wheels	10	EPIC	
1022	perfectly mixed tumbling sangria	3	EPIC	
1023	artisanal practically non-alcoholic vesper	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	tolerable bodyslam	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	bad sangria del diablo	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	narrow buckler buckle	0		
1029	thinker's hippo whip	0		Mysticality: +10
1030	chaotic penguin whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1031	green yak whip of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1032	jittery gnauga hide whip of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1033	blinking gnauga hide	0		
1034	narrow tumbling nippy hippo skin buckler	0		Cold Damage: +10
1035	baleful penguin skin buckler	0		Spell Damage: +25
1036	medical-grade yakskin buckler	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1037	gnauga hide buckler of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1038	polarized denatured ionized blinking tumbling Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 29
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	mediocre twirling beer	4	decent	
1042	shaking string of beads of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1043	stylish string of beads	0		Moxie: +25
1044	spinning cyan flame-retardant string of beads	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1045	smartaleck's plastic bottle opener	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1046	Fonzie's traffic cone of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	bad practically non-alcoholic fancy N. O. Beer	1	decent	Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 45
1048	boiled mirror oyster egg	1		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 5
1049	pickled spinning fuchsia oyster egg	1		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 30
1050	vaporized narrow oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 30
1051	blurry plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	modified oyster egg	1		
1053	powdered twirling oyster egg	1		
1054	dried wobbly oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	dried spinning puce oyster egg	1		
1057	boiled puce oyster egg	1		
1058	altered puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 5
1059	ghostly puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	compressed mirror mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	compressed ghostly mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	altered mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	spinning mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	vaporized olive blinking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 15
1065	compressed shaking oyster egg	1		
1066	distilled oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	mixed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
1069	altered shaking oyster egg	1		
1070	diluted ghostly oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	denatured off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
1073	boiled off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	mixed huge olive off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	modified shaking oyster egg	1		
1077	altered oyster egg	1		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 5
1078	compressed purple oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	skewed oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	upside-down blurry clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	fuchsia mirror clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	spinning wobbly clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	Samson's clockwork hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	gray asbestos-lined clockwork trench coat	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1099	grievous clockwork pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	mirror twirling stylish gnauga hide chaps	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	wobbly unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	skewed Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	blinking clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	huge annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	avaricious frosty Stupid University Diploma of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30
1118	shaking maroon jittery pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	blinking blinking pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	twirling pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	tumbling inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	blinking educational halfberd	0		Experience: +1
1124	ghostly small glove	0		
1125	supercool glove of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1126	toothpick of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
1127	coward's ninja sword	0		Monster Level: -20
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	up-at-dawn sequined fez	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	wobbly beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	upside-down bouncing Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	blue shaking wobbly censurious star shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	deionized spinning ghostly eyeliner	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 34
1136	polymerized altered lipstick	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 59
1137	jittery weightlifter's bicycle chain of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25
1138	shaking fuchsia mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	perfectly mixed weak mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1140	watered-down tolerable icy mushroom wine	2	good	
1141	drinkable shaking mushroom wine	3	good	
1142	high-proof drinkable tumbling jittery pointy mushroom wine	6	good	
1143	practically non-alcoholic bad flat mushroom wine	1	decent	
1144	tolerable cool mushroom wine	4	good	
1145	mediocre high-proof knob mushroom wine	7	decent	
1146	bad knoll mushroom wine	3	decent	
1147	perfectly mixed ghostly mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1148	hand-crafted jittery shot of flower schnapps	4	EPIC	
1149	spoiled flower petal pie	3	crappy	
1150	tolerable bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	good	
1151	double-paned nippy discarded plastic fork	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	adequate small bouncing Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2	good	
1154	distilled Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	wholeberd of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1158	magnetized Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 61
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	irate sombrero of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	frozen handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 45
1163	frozen super-concentrated jittery marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 40
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	shaking blurry maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	wobbly plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	ghostly shaking squat less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	twirling gray exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	maroon cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	mirror daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	maroon tumbling Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	huge exotic orchid	0		
1185	cyan long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	spinning blurry gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	purple yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	olive sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	narrow bugbear	0		
1200	huge bland mugcake	6	decent	
1201	jumbo toothsome urinal cake	5	awesome	
1202	yummy Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4	awesome	
1203	half-sized adequate personalized birthday cake	2	good	
1204	adequate three-tiered wedding cake	4	good	
1205	fancy adequate tiny babycakes	1	good	Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
1206	spoiled upside-down velvet cake	3	crappy	
1207	snack-sized decent congratulatory cake	2	good	
1208	half-sized moldy shaking angel-food cake	2	crappy	
1209	decent big devil's-food cake	5	good	
1210	moldy low-calorie birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1	crappy	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	mirror pulsating balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	ghostly maroon Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	squat thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	bouncing nippy Mr. Balloon	0		Cold Damage: +10
1221	blinking balloon	0		
1222	Da Vinci's Mr. Eh?	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Softcore Only
1224	narrow scorching steel shillelagh of vim and vigor of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1225	olive censurious steel skullcap of the pedagogue of terror	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	twirling mirror horrifying smelly steel solitaire of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
1227	inspector's veiny steel scarf of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
1228	green fortified strapping steel slacks of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	skewed dog trainer's steel suspenders of bravery of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
1230	curative wicked stylish pikestaff	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1231	blue nippy chilly Temple Grandin's pith helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: 15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	ghostly perfumed supercharged pocketwatch of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1233	deadly pinky ring of dire peril of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
1234	gravedigger's shellacked dangerous pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	chilly banded pendant	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	careful Rosewater's hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10
1237	bouncing tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	huge huge carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	wobbly twirling twirling deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	upside-down toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	Glass Balls of the Goblin King of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1245	medical-grade Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1246	prompt inspector's rib of the Bonerdagon of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +3
1247	mirror vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	Van der Graaf resourceful hardy Bonerdagon necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1249	horrifying Boss Bat britches	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	executive aromatic Boss Bat bling	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
1251	big tasty Knob shroomkabob	5	awesome	
1252	adequate shroomkabob	3	good	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	moldy jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1255	bland super-sized squat spinning cyan jumping bean burrito	5	decent	
1256	decent insanely jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1257	moldy super-sized yellow tumbling rat scrapple	5	crappy	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	smartaleck's strapping traffic cone	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	pulsating yellow wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	mixed Hatorade	1		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 5
1262	huge baleful extremely unsafe off-hand balloon of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	bouncing nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	flavorless squat gloomy mushroom	3	decent	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	skewed pine wand	0		
1269	huge ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	jittery ghostly gray aluminum wand	0		
1272	jittery marble wand	0		
1273	magic lamp of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1274	diluted Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	gray therapeutic basic meat skirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	drinkable Otorian Battle Scar	4	good	
1277	blinking Jack Frost's basic meat kilt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	experienced meat skirt	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	meat kilt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	shaking groovy penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	blinking cool penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	pulsating yakskin skirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	olive occult yakskin kilt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	deadly hippopotamus skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	twirling sinister hippopotamus kilt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	grievous furry skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	maroon executive furry kilt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	pulsating gnauga hide skirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	prompt gnauga hide kilt	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	improved aerosolized purple wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 25
1291	knitted Jekyllin hide belt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	twirling skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	double-paned ring of adornment	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1294	hardened thinker's ring of increase damage	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3
1295	steel-toed ring of gain strength	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1296	crafty ring of resistance	0		Maximum MP: +10
1297	savvy ring of fire resistance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1298	blinking huge brainy ring of conflict	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
1299	gray sharpshooter's pirate hook	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1300	ribald monster bait	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
1301	super-ionized ionized deodorant	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 31
1302	enhanced moist green reodorant	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 45
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	jittery zippy energetic traffic cone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	mirror calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	jittery attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	huge fortified Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
1313	chilly Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
1314	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	rose-colored glasses of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1316	bouncing facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	jumbo decent questionable taco	5	good	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	ghostly forbidden time helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	fortified time trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	spinning lion tamer's time sword	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	twirling Annie Oakley's Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	blurry bouncing aromatic Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1328	brawny Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	flame-retardant Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1330	rosy-cheeked Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	sage Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	wobbly Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	dog trainer's Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	jittery wobbly zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	unsweetened Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 63
1345	diffused denatured quantum twirling Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	frozen Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 46
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	narrow squat miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	auspicious pinky ring	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
1352	fancy watered-down bad redrum	2	decent	Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 25
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	gray jittery pile of pebbles	0		
1355	spoiled bowl of oriole's nest soup	3	crappy	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1	good	
1358	upside-down pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	narrow ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	skewed pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	Usain Bolt's disembodied smile	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	skewed rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	rotten small enchanted blue tofurkey leg	2	crappy	Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 30
1366	miniature adequate tofurkey gravy	2	good	
1367	moldy narrow herbal stuffing	3	crappy	
1368	normal huge can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	good	
1369	decent diet blurry blurry yams	1	good	
1370	sage rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1371	rosewater-soaked gingham blouse	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1372	olive cool souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Moxie: +5
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	bouncing mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	executive plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	squat perfumed plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	careful plastic Crimbo elf	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	fuchsia hale plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	plastic Crimbo reindeer of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	quantum oxidized pulsating chocolate	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	fuchsia length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	blue mirror stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	twirling bouncing yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	narrow blurry doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	spinning teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	scorching careful duck-on-a-string	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	red wobbly doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	blurry tumbling clever toy train	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	fuchsia Jim Carey's marionette	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	asbestos-lined sock monkey	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	wobbly red sinister rag doll	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	skewed can of fake snow of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	cyan mirror colored-light "necklace" of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	mansplainer's tree skirt	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	tiny normal blinking wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	good	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	huge yummy bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	7	awesome	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	decent special tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	twirling Jim Carey's Unionize The Elves sign	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	wobbly Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	modified electrified deionized snowcone	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	modified mirror olive shaking snowcone	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	activated super-aerosolized snowcone	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	corrupted twirling snowcone	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	polarized snowcone	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	frozen dry cyan huge snowcone	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	maroon teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	friendly personal trainer's traffic cone	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	lime green Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	squat Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	Temple Grandin's weightlifter's ice sickle	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	spinning frightening ice baby	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	ice pick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	purple extremely unsafe ice skates of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	low-calorie spoiled grue egg omelette	1	crappy	
1429	huge mirror yellow roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	bite-sized toothsome mushroom	1	awesome	
1433	blinking fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	cyan pulsating hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	bouncing mirror hot stuffing	0		
1437	blurry useless powder	0		
1438	improved mirror pulsating narrow twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 39
1439	denatured improved ghostly hot powder	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 50
1440	triple-oxidized powder	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 65
1441	deionized chilled upside-down powder	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 60
1442	corrupted chilled cyan stench powder	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 31
1443	vacuum-sealed ionized sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48
1444	boiled teal twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 31
1445	super-cold-filtered twirling hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 29
1446	boiled nuggets	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 22
1447	unsweetened tumbling nuggets	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
1448	corrupted cyan stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 33
1449	denatured sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 29
1450	distilled bouncing twinkly wad	1		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 25
1451	modified ghostly hot wad	1		
1452	dehydrated upside-down wad	1		
1453	powdered squat wad	1		
1454	twisted stench wad	1		
1455	dried fuchsia squat jittery sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	fancy half-sized adequate blurry Valentine's Day cake	2	good	Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 25
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	blinking gray squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	ghostly wobbly salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	blinking goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	jittery bouncing plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	skewed union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	teal alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	lime green chilly rabbit's foot of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25
1486	squat massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	huge teal Jeselnik's chopsticks of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25
1491	sharpshooter's rice bowl	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1492	perfumed ninja mop	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1493	clever medical-grade ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1494	warmed sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	huge knitted hale traffic cone	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	high-proof bad gloomy mushroom wine	10	decent	
1497	triple-distilled delicious mushroom wine	10	awesome	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	lime green blurry fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	warmed polymerized explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	jittery upside-down rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	wet bouncing snowcone	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	purple ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	mediocre calle de miel with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	drinkable weak gray rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	artisanal watered-down perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	watered-down perfectly mixed tumbling slap and tickle with a fly in it	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	mirror chilly fake hand	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	twisted pulsating Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 25
1513	diluted twirling Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	vaporized Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 35
1515	powdered jittery huge Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 30
1516	pulsating KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	twirling Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	bouncing huge vibrating Socratic Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	skewed forbidden Radio Free Jersey of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1523	lime green bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	squat pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	frightening Lo Pan's corkscrew	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	grass skirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	dance instructor's grass hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	boxer's grass blade	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	executive sparkly engagement ring	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
1539	maroon Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	wobbly flame-retardant frosty Grimacite goggles	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	twirling Grimacite glaive of dire peril of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	sage Grimacite greaves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	medical-grade smartaleck's Grimacite garter	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	ghostly frosty Grimacite galoshes of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	supercharged sage Grimacite gorget	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	twirling Grimacite guayabera of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	jittery pulsating gray wicked Newton's Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5
1548	teal steel-toed Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1549	MSG	0		
1550	brawny second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
1551	hand-crafted mirror spinning bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	EPIC	
1552	delicious bottle of Definit	3	awesome	
1553	perfectly mixed bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	EPIC	
1554	high-proof perfectly mixed green bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	7	EPIC	
1555	perfectly mixed bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	EPIC	
1556	mediocre jittery boxed champagne	3	decent	
1557	moldy kumquat	3	crappy	
1558	stale red tangerine	4	decent	
1559	bouncing tonic water	0		
1560	bland cocktail onion	3	decent	
1561	snack-sized adequate raspberry	2	good	
1562	normal half-sized kiwi	2	good	
1563	hand-crafted whiskey bittersweet	3	EPIC	
1564	bad special mimosette	3	decent	Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 15
1565	acceptable triple-distilled tequila sunset	6	good	
1566	aged practically non-alcoholic huge zmobie	1	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	tolerable fancy gray gin and tonic	4	good	Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 30
1568	tolerable vodka and tonic	3	good	
1569	bad vodka gibson	4	decent	
1570	watered-down bad mirror tumbling gibson	2	decent	
1571	bad strong tumbling wobbly parisian cathouse	5	decent	
1572	artisanal rabbit punch	3	EPIC	
1573	mediocre fortified twirling caipifruta	5	decent	
1574	mediocre practically non-alcoholic teqiwila	1	decent	
1575	drinkable blinking Divine	3	good	
1576	bad wobbly Gordon Bennett	3	decent	
1577	watered-down tolerable tangarita	2	good	
1578	drinkable mandarina colada	3	good	
1579	strong perfectly mixed gimlet	5	EPIC	
1580	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted brick road	9	EPIC	
1581	distilled lousy bouncing vodka stratocaster	5	decent	
1582	weak mediocre Neuromancer	2	decent	
1583	artisanal practically non-alcoholic lime green spinning prussian cathouse	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1584	triple-distilled acceptable huge Mae West	7	good	
1585	drinkable weak Mon Tiki	2	good	
1586	drinkable teqiwila slammer	4	good	
1587	flavorless upside-down Knob lo mein	3	decent	
1588	bland pulsating asparagus lo mein	3	decent	
1589	fancy yummy immense Knoll lo mein	8	awesome	Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 25
1590	snack-sized spoiled enchanted narrow lo mein	2	crappy	Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 10
1591	normal low-calorie shaking yellow olive lo mein	1	good	
1592	thick moldy hot hi mein	5	crappy	
1593	normal blurry hi mein	4	good	
1594	stale blue spinning hi mein	4	decent	
1595	bland hi mein	4	decent	
1596	fancy flavorless sleazy hi mein	4	decent	Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 5
1597	Temple Grandin's Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	ghostly Sherlock's Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	teal jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	delicious tangarita with a fly in it	3	awesome	
1601	tolerable practically non-alcoholic mandarina colada with a fly in it	1	good	
1602	perfectly mixed prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1603	smooth Mae West with a fly in it	4	awesome	
1604	denatured mirror squat olive tumbling astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	vaporized ultimate wad	1		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 45
1607	polarized libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 58
1608	concentrated vacuum-sealed blurry eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 52
1609	galvanized skewed perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 64
1610	chilled liquefied eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 44
1611	liquefied triple-corrupted potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 29
1612	vacuum-sealed polymerized blinking concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 60
1613	olive greasy coffin lid	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1614	wobbly satin shield of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1615	jittery dangerous Cerebral Cloche	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	shaking coward's Cerebral Culottes	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	upside-down Temple Grandin's steel-toed Cerebral Crossbow of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	shaking ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	cyan astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	boiled irradiated pressed maroon wobbly astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	skewed badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	polarized blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	polarized galvanized green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	vacuum-sealed lime green orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	moist purple skewed purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	pressed ghostly green pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	wobbly lard-coated raspberry beret	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	maroon pixel shield of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1631	skewed beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	yellow bouncing Spanish fly	0		
1634	hand-crafted around the world	4	EPIC	
1635	pulsating pulsating scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	squat Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	dry galvanized lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 27
1638	aerosolized polymerized denatured lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 54
1639	concentrated dry teal upside-down narrow lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 61
1640	modified wobbly lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 40
1641	flattened lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 46
1642	watered-down lousy Grimacite Bock	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	bland wobbly wedge of gray cheese	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	bouncing hot and sauce	0		
1645	twirling and sauce	0		
1646	mirror and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	purple brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	flavorless miniature foie gras	2	decent	
1652	colloidal olive candy brain	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	baleful jewel-eyed wizard hat of wisdom of courage	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	tumbling lion tamer's wad of Crovacite of bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5
1655	inspector's collar of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +15
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	squat Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Radio KoL Keychain of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1662	supercool Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1663	wobbly brawny Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1664	huge rosy-cheeked Radio KoL Maracas	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1665	family-friendly Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1666	Sherlock's Radio KoL Patch	0		Item Drop: +25
1667	huge arcane researcher's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1668	star boomerang of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1669	fuchsia fortified star stiletto	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1670	maroon fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	narrow swindleblossom	0		
1673	twirling prompt wool grave robbing shovel	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3
1674	shellacked superhero mask	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	maroon styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	teal pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	veiny sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10
1680	MacGyver's staff of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1681	avaricious mansplainer's bubblewrap sword	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30
1682	upside-down MacGyver's bubblewrap staff of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100
1683	crafty bubblewrap crossbow of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1684	shaking pulsating wicked styrofoam sword of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25
1685	Sherlock's styrofoam staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100
1686	stanky brawny styrofoam crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1687	mirror purple Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	green miser's careful crossbow	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +10
1689	purple clever ribbon	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	squat chaotic discarded bottlecap of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	ghostly medical-grade discarded torn-up glove of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	diffused deionized triple-Vulcanized tumbling salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 67
1693	double-improved blinking eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 21
1694	altered green Frogade	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 24
1695	modified ionized green shaking papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 15
1696	snack-sized stale enchanted royal jelly taco	2	decent	Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 30
1697	spoiled diet pulsating tofu taco	1	crappy	
1698	toothsome super-sized jumping bean taco	5	awesome	
1699	adequate catgut taco	3	good	
1700	normal big goat cheese taco	5	good	
1701	jumbo normal ghostly pr0n taco	5	good	
1702	tarnished irradiated pulsating alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 25
1703	wobbly Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	skewed flaregun	0		
1706	cyan MacGyver's banded brainy sword	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100
1707	sizzling experienced flypaper staff of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +10
1708	ghostly lion tamer's supercool grease gun of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +2
1709	maroon MacGyver's hale rosy-cheeked sword of static	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100
1710	rock-hard wiffle-flail of the brute of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1711	smelly weightlifter's bubble bauble bow of the glutton	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
1712	twirling reassuring flame-wreathed Rosewater's Frost™ brand sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
1713	ribald ruddy squeaky staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10
1714	blinking mirror sizzling can cannon of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
1715	Temple Grandin's starchy sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1716	supercool starchy staff	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1717	bouncing ribald starchy crossbow	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1718	stanky manspreader's pestoblade	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1719	olive arcane researcher's poutine pole of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +25
1720	narrow knitted wool curdflinger	0		Cold Resistance: 4
1721	bouncing Jeselnik's Van der Graaf muculent machete	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1722	asbestos-lined glistening staff of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5
1723	pulsating Temple Grandin's repeating crossbow of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +5
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	blurry sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	pulsating frightening dense meat sword	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1729	therapeutic dense meat staff	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1730	Fonzie's dense meat crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1731	aromatic double-paned Jim Carey's Spirit Precipice	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
1732	ribald careful smoldering staff of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +10
1733	greasy Socratic hot cross bow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1734	upside-down personal trainer's sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Alters Page Text
1735	grievous personal trainer's meatspout staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1736	mirror Annie Oakley's wholesome shellacked carob cannon	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1737	frightening shuddersword of Tarzan of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
1738	blurry gray Sherlock's lard-coated hairy staff of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
1739	upside-down purple executive horrifying projectile icemaker of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
1740	Usain Bolt's ribald chaotic buffalo blade	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
1741	tumbling grievous experienced cheesestick	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1742	spinning lard-coated therapeutic potato pistol	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1743	extremely unsafe savory sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1744	sharpshooter's savory staff	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1745	aromatic savory crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1746	tumbling greasy Super Magic Power Sword X of bravery of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
1747	frightening sinister soylent staff	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
1748	Usain Bolt's knitted goulauncher	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80
1749	blurry defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Samson's Gnollish pie server	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1751	gray ribald Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1752	savvy Knob Goblin spatula	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1753	tumbling jack flapper of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1754	personal trainer's filthy pestle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1755	grievous Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1756	deadly huge spoon	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1757	shaking Newton's pizza cutter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1758	teal double-paned star spatula	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1759	lard-coated energetic foon of fulmination	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1760	Tesla curative foon of frigidity	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1761	gray hardened foon of foulness of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
1762	ghostly purple foon of fearfulness of chilblains of the detective	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
1763	wizardly foon of fleshiness of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 45
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	tumbling pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	huge Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	yummy immense huge fricasseed brains	8	awesome	
1770	diet decent blinking brains casserole	1	good	
1771	butcherknife of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1772	ghostly corn holder of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1773	squat eggbeater of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1774	artisanal green bottle of popskull	4	EPIC	
1775	supercharged dishrag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1776	normal stale baguette	3	good	
1777	squat leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	decent half-sized shaking dinner	2	good	
1779	blurry mansplainer's katana	0		Monster Level: +15, Synergetic
1780	miser's ram stick	0		Meat Drop: +10
1781	dangerous enchantlers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	squat inspector's ram-battering staff of the detective	0		Item Drop: 35
1783	moldy crazy Turkish delight	4	crappy	
1784	twirling stiffened boxer's Snow Queen Crown	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	ribald coward's ga-ga radio of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	polymerized blinking bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 27
1788	maroon blurry unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	cyan spinning Mob Penguin	0		
1790	bad Ram's Face Lager	4	decent	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	MacGyver's quilted Travoltan trousers of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	up-at-dawn pool cue of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +5
1794	triple-nitrogenated dry extra-galvanized handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 40
1795	slick Counterclockwise Watch	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	teal bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	ghostly misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	bouncing pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	skewed animal cranium	0		
1801	bouncing animal jawbone	0		
1802	blinking first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	tumbling third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	skewed fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	mirror pulsating sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	spinning seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	blurry tumbling seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	blurry tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	skewed eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	huge tumbling second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	ghostly third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fuchsia ghostly fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	mirror ghostly sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	teal fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	blurry fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	yellow left first rib	0		
1840	olive squat left second rib	0		
1841	wobbly left third rib	0		
1842	shaking left fourth rib	0		
1843	narrow left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	spinning left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	shaking right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	fuchsia right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	bouncing right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	red right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	purple shaking animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	huge right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	huge right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	huge right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	shaking right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	bouncing bouncing right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	pulsating right fibula	0		
1880	blurry maroon left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	wobbly upside-down left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	squat left third front claw	0		
1885	spinning left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	jittery shaking right second front claw	0		
1888	narrow right third front claw	0		
1889	jittery wobbly right fourth front claw	0		
1890	narrow left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	bouncing fuchsia left first rear claw	0		
1893	jittery left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	maroon ghostly left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	squat right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	brainy 1-ball	0		Mysticality: +5
1901	upside-down 2-ball of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1902	grievous 3-ball of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1903	Tesla groovy 4-ball	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1904	frosty Rosewater's 5-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1905	blinking squat lime green ruddy 6-ball of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1906	padded 7-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1907	blurry 8-ball	0		
1910	crafty therapeutic personal trainer's clockwork sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1911	blurry rosy-cheeked savvy clockwork staff of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1912	teal stiffened clockwork crossbow of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	huge wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	blinking beefy wakizashi	0		Muscle: +10, Synergetic
1922	maroon gob of wet hair	0		
1923	wobbly roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	blinking lime green tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	narrow tuning fork	0		
1929	tumbling ghostly vibrating greaves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	olive Socratic weightlifter's helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	tumbling spinning blue aromatic razor-sharp spear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Breakable
1932	prompt shield	0		Adventures: +3, Breakable
1933	strapping pitchfork	0		Muscle: +5
1934	squat broken sword of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1935	lightning-fast snarling wolf shield	0		Initiative: +40, Synergetic
1936	maroon nasty lupine sword	0		Stench Damage: +5, Synergetic
1937	squat squat arcane researcher's snake shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Synergetic
1938	chilly serpentine sword	0		Cold Damage: +5, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	electrified slick 9-ball of the empath	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1941	reassuring experienced seal pendant	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	mirror baleful arcane researcher's turtle brooch	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	fireproof stanky noodle ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	narrow sage strapping saucepan earring	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	knitted shellacked disco ball pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	resourceful Socratic accordion pin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	wizardly worn tophat of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	dog trainer's Jim Carey's tap shoes	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
1949	rotten tiny Manetwich	1	crappy	
1950	skewed bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	lousy weak bottle of Pinot Renoir	2	decent	
1952	super-sized adequate desiccated apricot	5	good	
1953	practically non-alcoholic artisanal flute of flat champagne	1	EPIC	
1954	adequate huge dehydrated caviar	4	good	
1955	squat styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	practically non-alcoholic delicious snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1	awesome	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	spinning inkwell	0		
1959	squat tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	fuchsia skewed scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	blurry can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	super-alkaline anodized magnetized blue squat Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 67
1963	dance card	0		
1964	deadly opera mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	twirling careful Amulet of Yendor of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	twirling spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	blue plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	grievous shrimp fork of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100
1973	ghostly half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	cyan baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	jittery astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	green hand turkey	0		
1984	squat snowy owl	0		
1985	upside-down scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	spinning fuchsia undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	blue rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	huge rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	squat rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	narrow right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	spinning maroon left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	blinking Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	bouncing Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	shaking squat Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	bouncing Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	ghostly diamond necklace	0		
2017	squat spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	spoiled shaking cherry pie	3	crappy	
2021	moldy half-sized blue strawberry pie	2	crappy	
2022	jumbo rotten lemon meringue pie	5	crappy	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	jumbo decent mixed wildflower greens	5	good	
2025	gigantic yummy handful of walnuts	10	awesome	
2026	moldy nutty organic salad	4	crappy	
2027	diet stale super salad	1	decent	
2028	special adequate tofu wonton	3	good	Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 50
2029	shaking hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	nippy curative Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2031	narrow spinning didgeridooka of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2032	upside-down razor-sharp bullet-proof corduroys of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	round sunglasses of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2034	double-paned wicker shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2035	shaking Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	anodized pulsating radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 67
2037	diffused diffused bouncing green wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 47
2038	quantum wet mirror ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 30
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	wobbly exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	green your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	adequate wobbly brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	good	
2046	normal thick frat brats	5	good	
2047	flavorless miniature knob ka-bobs	2	decent	
2049	high-proof smooth can of Swiller	6	awesome	
2050	green broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	jittery reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	huge bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	mirror market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	alkaline denatured adder bladder	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 62
2057	pension check	0		
2058	skewed cyan picnic basket	0		
2059	tarnished red Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 59
2060	careful Annie Oakley's sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10
2061	jittery Temple Grandin's helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	upside-down nasty supercool shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5
2063	normal small tumbling blackberry	2	good	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	tumbling fuchsia slick weightlifter's kick-ass kicks	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	ghostly tequila grenade	0		
2069	spinning executive beer helmet	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	brainy distressed denim pants of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	tumbling perforated battle paddle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2072	squat Temple Grandin's smooth flashing novelty button	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +7
2073	greedy glowstick of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	anniversary chutney sculpture of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2075	red Samson's spandex anniversary shorts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	shaking jar of anniversary jam of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2077	arcane researcher's bucket of anniversary lard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2078	vibrating anniversary concrete fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	gray resourceful Socratic makeshift turban	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	jittery therapeutic makeshift cape	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2081	makeshift skirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	skewed toothbrush	0		
2083	huge makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	distilled squat bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 30
2086	powdered bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	diluted purple wobbly tube of hair oil	1		
2088	alkaline irradiated alkaline Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 53
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	tumbling greasy friendly extremely unsafe pilgrim shield of the blizzard of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	cyan mansplainer's hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Monster Level: +15
2094	jumbo yummy ballroom blintz	5	awesome	
2095	towel	0		
2096	mixed guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	bouncing 17-ball of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2098	wobbly upside-down filthy lucre	0		
2099	blurry hobo gristle	0		
2100	wobbly shredded can label	0		
2101	spinning bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	spinning greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	purple vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	spinning burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	blinking stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	bouncing tooth	0		
2112	blurry spinning leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	wheel of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	crafty prehistoric spear	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	nasty fire of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	skewed lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	reassuring Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2121	Sinatra's ASCII shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2122	safety vest of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -25
2123	teal Van der Graaf eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2125	frightening Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2126	fuchsia banded bronze breastplate of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +100
2127	blinking Jim Carey's healthy hat hacker T-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	jittery smelly killer rag doll	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	beefy incredibly marionette	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	twirling dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	purple blinking arcane researcher's mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	bouncing blinking spinning prompt supercharged vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	ghostly toy crazy train of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	bouncing evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	spinning jittery stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	moldy frank	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	massive adequate lime green plate of franks and beans	10	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	smooth olive shot of blackberry schnapps	4	awesome	
2152	upside-down capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	ghostly carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	lime green Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	blurry logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	skewed servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	blinking computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	wobbly reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	skewed sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	squat cyan recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	ghostly teal padded toy ray gun of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	nippy Newton's toy space helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	medical-grade astronaut pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	ghostly Rosewater's toy jet pack	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	purple smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	obsidian dagger of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	twirling fuchsia Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	squat Kiss the Knob apron of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	maroon lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	weak tolerable flask of peppermint schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	wobbly yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	upside-down narrow book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	low-calorie stale candy stake	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	drinkable high-proof eggnog	9	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	adequate green unspeakable fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	stale blue gingerbread horror	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	dry pressed ionized shaking but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	fancy bland miniature bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	tasty skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	adequate half-sized jittery jittery tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	nippy plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	bouncing Annie Oakley's plastic yuletide troll	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	mansplainer's plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	tumbling plastic Crimboween pentagram of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	green twirling sizzling plastic Scream Queen	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	pulsating time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	green executive Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	Lo Pan's bobble-hip hula elf doll of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	Crimbo ukulele of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	wobbly scandalous Tiki lighter of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	zippy deck of tropical cards of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	sage tropical paperweight of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	spinning tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	squat lion tamer's Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	asbestos-lined Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	tasty half-sized mirror yellow super ka-bob	2	awesome	
2218	spoiled shaking beer basted brat	3	crappy	
2219	quilted Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	quantum and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	stylish liar's pants of the glutton	0		Moxie: +25, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	perfumed hale juggler's balls	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	teal pink shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	skewed pulsating familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	blurry up-at-dawn grievous evil eyeball pendant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	moist arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	pressed mirror cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	energized tumbling toad horn	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	dog trainer's bow tie	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Clowniness: 75
2234	beefy calavera concertina	0		Muscle: +10, Song Duration: 7
2235	Sinatra's ratarang of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2236	polarized improved pulsating turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 32
2237	cyan pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	fortified pygmy nose-bone	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
2239	toasty brawny bad voodoo mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	jittery bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	baleful pygmy spear	0		Spell Damage: +25
2242	flattened improved pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 35
2243	scandalous educational headhunter necktie	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2244	jittery spinning Jeselnik's slick pointed stick	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
2245	narrow hale knobby helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	electrified knobby kneepads	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2247	maroon tumbling chilly sewer turtle	0		Cold Damage: +5
2248	red squat lightning-fast sebaceous shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40
2249	smooth skeletortoise	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	box turtle of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2252	inspector's box turtle	0		Item Drop: +15
2253	spinning clever vibrating bottlecap turtle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20
2254	mirror prompt hardy veiny bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Maximum HP: 60, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	bouncing furry turtle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	knitted furry earmuffs	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2257	perfumed sharpshooter's reinforced furry underpants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
2258	upside-down "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	tumbling photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	skewed lion oil	0		
2264	rotten gray stunt nuts	4	crappy	
2265	snack-sized spoiled wet stew	2	crappy	
2266	green wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	blurry Mega Gem	0		
2268	medical-grade Staff of Fats	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2269	stale bouncing sausage wonton	3	decent	
2270	ghostly hale belt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
2271	delicious bottle of Merlot	4	awesome	
2272	tolerable bottle of Port	4	good	
2273	acceptable spinning bottle of Pinot Noir	4	good	
2274	watered-down delicious narrow bottle of Zinfandel	2	awesome	
2275	mediocre bottle of Marsala	3	decent	
2276	tolerable bottle of Muscat	3	good	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	hardy seal-skull helmet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	blurry petrified noodles	0		
2285	blurry upside-down chisel	0		
2286	jittery Eye of Ed	0		
2287	frosty glowstick of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	skewed encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	red spinning wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	jittery marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	shaking boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	pulsating fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	frozen corrupted twirling candy heart	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	liquefied skewed pink candy heart	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	deionized triple-warmed candy heart	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	alkaline wobbly upside-down candy heart	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	concentrated squat candy heart	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	magnetized candy heart	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	huge candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	wobbly candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	wobbly candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	shaking broken carburetor	0		
2317	mirror bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	red carved wheel	0		
2320	skewed worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	skewed bouncing worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	upside-down headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	quadruple-energized deionized can of paint	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 43
2328	huge drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	narrow green chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	spoiled enchanted Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 5
2333	green ninja snowman	0		
2334	wobbly jittery Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	squat rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	Samson's groovy pipe	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5
2337	vibrating reinforced beaded headband	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	adequate pudding	4	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	fortified mediocre Blackfly Chardonnay	5	decent	
2340	acceptable fancy & tan	4	good	Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 5
2341	pulsating pepper	0		
2342	bland small forest cake	2	decent	
2343	decent half-sized upside-down forest ham	2	good	
2344	diffused tarnished deionized filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 14
2345	boiled blinking green filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 34
2346	quantum mirror filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 60
2347	squat heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	shaking beer bomb	0		
2351	shaking superamplified boom box	0		
2352	bouncing ghostly thinker's fire poi of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2353	bejeweled pledge pin of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2354	shaking communications windchimes	0		
2355	aerosolized ionized henna face paint	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 15
2356	moist tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 16
2357	boxer's Gaia beads of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2358	upside-down pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	pulsating tumbling clay bead	0		
2361	cyan dangerous brainy hippy medical kit	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2362	squat Jack Frost's mansplainer's Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2363	padded deadly longhaired hippy wig	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	red Tesla Zim Merman's guitar	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2365	quilted C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2366	peel hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	huge carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	brawny flowing hippy skirt of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	toothsome banana	3	awesome	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	spoiled thick tumbling banana cream pie	5	crappy	
2376	perfectly mixed banana daiquiri	3	EPIC	
2377	tolerable bungle in the jungle	4	good	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	super-cold-filtered double-cold-filtered maroon banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 58
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	huge huge woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	spinning class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	inspector's Da Vinci's keg shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +15
2387	huge family-friendly finger	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2388	Tesla war tongs of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	clever asbestos apron	0		Maximum MP: +20
2391	beaten-up Chucks of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2392	rosy-cheeked natty ascot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2393	squat Van der Graaf rock-hard wreath of laurels	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	smelly nippy Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	spinning hardened tube sock	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
2396	bouncing chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	perfumed energy drink IV	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2399	wicked Da Vinci's Elmley shades	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2400	upside-down molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	mirror mirror blinking Rosewater's beer bong of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	ghostly wobbly barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	skewed rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	twirling sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	upside-down discarded pacifier	0		
2416	lime green censurious bounty-hunting helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	twirling executive bounty-hunting rifle	0		Meat Drop: +40
2418	squat lard-coated bounty-hunting pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	triple-Vulcanized quantum mirror green bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 29
2420	adjusted electrified upside-down teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 48
2421	cold-filtered bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 25
2422	double-aerosolized boiled irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 53
2423	pressed diffused Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15
2424	wet cyan cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 17
2425	alkaline maroon can of spinach	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 38
2426	pickled shaking fire flower	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 19
2427	energized skewed upside-down freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 64
2428	polarized ionized bouncing fake blood	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 16
2429	flattened cold-filtered Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 54
2430	quadruple-cold-filtered unsweetened bag of lard	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 29
2431	corrupted energized jittery bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 58
2432	dry SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 33
2433	nitrogenated dry pickled mirror bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 41
2434	energized dry eyedrops	0		Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 18
2435	Vulcanized improved Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 34
2436	deionized donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 29
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	mirror scented massage oil	0		
2439	yellow spinning poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	upside-down cyan unnatural gas	0		
2441	lime green Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	frosty dangerous pink glowstick	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	tolerable fortified olive Supernova Champagne	5	good	
2445	mirror Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	blurry bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tumbling tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	skewed empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	thinker's goatskin umbrella	0		Mysticality: +10
2452	scandalous wool hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	brawny wizardly belt	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
2455	narrow vibrating bar whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2456	narrow shellacked barskin buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2457	whip of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2458	manspreader's barskin loincloth	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	tighty whiteys of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	yak toupee of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	tiny spoiled red bowl of Bounty-Os	1	crappy	
2465	artisanal Oreille Divisée brandy	3	EPIC	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	wobbly bundle of receipts	0		
2470	maroon cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	red empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	jittery scorching clown wig of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	lion tamer's clownskin belt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Clowniness: 50
2477	clownskin buckler of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Clowniness: 50
2478	twirling Samson's clown whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Clowniness: 50
2479	pulsating blinking demon skin	0		
2480	blurry spinning greedy demon-horned hat	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	twirling occult demon buckler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2482	deadly demon whip of Calamity Jane of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2483	lime green Van der Graaf barskin cloak	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2484	Annie Oakley's Oprah's snakeskin duster	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2485	clownskin harness of chilblains of courage	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 50
2486	up-at-dawn flame-retardant demonskin jacket	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5
2487	hipposkin poncho of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2488	jittery chilly yak anorak	0		Cold Damage: +5
2489	reassuring tuxedo shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2490	Jeselnik's cool gnauga hide vest	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
2491	twirling shirt kit	0		
2492	lime green upside-down tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	skewed clever Necrotelicomnicon of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2495	fortified Cookbook of the Damned	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +5
2496	wicked Sinful Desires of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5
2497	lime green molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	blinking huge molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	mirror molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	shaking Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	squat extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	upside-down necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	squat boxer's beach glass necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2509	forbidden peace-sign necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2510	Sherlock's Newton's round sunglasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	tumbling careful spark plug earring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10
2514	veiny banded woven baling wire bracelets	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10
2515	reassuring gearbox necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
2516	banded smartaleck's wrench bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100
2517	zippy auspicious chain necklace	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20
2518	energetic sawblade shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2519	artisanal lime green ghostly McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4	EPIC	
2520	bad green melted Jell-o shot	3	decent	
2521	strong perfectly mixed blinking cruelty-free wine	5	EPIC	
2522	triple-distilled bad thistle wine	7	decent	
2523	upside-down megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	adequate thick twirling blue fish	5	good	
2526	miniature bland fish casserole	2	decent	
2527	flavorless purple fish lasagna	3	decent	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	decent gnatloaf	3	good	
2530	half-sized bland twirling gnatloaf casserole	2	decent	
2531	moldy snack-sized squat gnat lasagna	2	crappy	
2532	pork	0		
2533	yummy super-sized pork chop sandwiches	5	awesome	
2534	rotten gigantic skewed skewed pork casserole	7	crappy	
2535	flavorless pork lasagna	3	decent	
2536	mirror canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	blinking beefy Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	pressed bouncing lime green lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	pickled spinning upside-down tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	enhanced moist Vulcanized begpwnia	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	galvanized anodized cold-filtered huge upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	corrupted pulsating pulsating half-orchid	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	skewed huge Rosewater's sage tin star	0		Mysticality Percent: 40, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	wobbly knitted outrageous sombrero of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	purple wool vibrating "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	squat vial of mojo	0		
2552	blurry reeds	0		
2553	bouncing pulsating turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	ribald stanky scorching Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	skewed MacGyver's steel-toed Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	horrifying experienced Chelonian Morningstar	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	bouncing mirror Hammer of Smiting of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	blurry baleful 17-alarm Saucepan of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	family-friendly mansplainer's stiffened Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	red half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	twirling plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	twirling squat Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	altered colloidal ant agonist	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 41
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	twirling ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	squat ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	lime green ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	blurry ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	rock-hard cactus quill of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5
2578	wobbly knitted stanky baleful Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
2579	jumbo toothsome cactus fruit	5	awesome	
2580	Temple Grandin's Herculean scorpion whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +7
2581	upside-down handful of sand	0		
2582	skewed blurry brick of sand	0		
2583	thick decent olive centipede eggs	5	good	
2584	foul-smelling wonderwall shield	0		Stench Damage: +10
2585	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2586	shaking wobbly manspreader's General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Monster Level: +10
2587	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2588	aromatic Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2589	half-sized normal hot date	2	good	
2590	acceptable distilled fortified wine	4	good	
2591	adequate gigantic blue tasty tart	8	good	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	delicious gigantic olive Knob pasty	9	awesome	
2594	enchanted weak tolerable ghostly thermos full of Knob coffee	2	good	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 40
2595	wet electrified Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 37
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	squat mirror Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	MacGyver's shellacked deadly Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +100
2602	smartaleck's Staff of Blood and Pudding of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +50
2603	blurry smoldering box	0		
2604	brawny Tuesday's ruby	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	spinning palm-frond whip of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2608	mirror narrow palm-frond net	0		
2609	lime green reassuring foul-smelling palm-frond capris	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	zippy extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	grievous palm-frond cloak	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	huge rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	decent tiny blinking savoy truffle	1	good	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	spinning mirror Jim Carey's Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2619	spinning teal jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	jumbo bland unidentified jerky	5	decent	
2621	curative nasty rat mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	wicked cool ratskin belt	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2623	vibrating wizardly rattail whip	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2624	purple greasy frightening bat hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	reassuring extremely unsafe bat whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1
2626	twirling lime green mirror curative bat-ass jacket of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2627	gravedigger's hardened catskin cap	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	squat smartaleck's brainy catskin buckler	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +30
2629	gravedigger's crafty tail o' nine cats	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	super-moist tarnished mirror gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 27
2632	pressed blue mother's helper	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 68
2633	baleful pat-a-cake pendant of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
2634	maroon mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	yellow razor-sharp mummy mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	slick gauze shorts of the brute	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	skewed gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	Oprah's vibrating greaves	0		Maximum MP Percent: 60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	wobbly experienced cowboy hat of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	frightening banded Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +5
2643	Van der Graaf happiness	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2644	blurry feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	lime green fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	blurry smartaleck's Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
2650	gray mirror bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	thick adequate fancy S.T.L.T.	5	good	Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	spoiled honey-dew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	practically non-alcoholic smooth Xanadian	1	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	alkaline triple-anodized bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	squat family-friendly arcane researcher's Drowsy Sword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2657	spoiled super-sized fancy escargotsicle	5	crappy	Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	bad bottle of realpagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	blue albatross necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	twisted squat not-a-pipe	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	artisanal fortified flask of Amontillado	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	tumbling smartaleck's ball mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	Socratic Can-Can skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	corrupted modified sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	extra-pickled mirror bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	non-irradiated boiled upside-down bellhop bell	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	colloidal spiky collar	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	powdered can-can-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	dehydrated patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	twisted mirror blinking Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	practically non-alcoholic drinkable shot of nepenthe schnapps	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	oxidized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	altered blinking pulsating handful of moss	1		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 10
2676	boiled mirror bit-o-cactus	1		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 30
2677	modified protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	ionized triple-warmed double-dry squat sparkler	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 46
2680	denatured squat snake	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 30, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	pressed M-242	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 63
2682	olive pulsating detuned radio	0		
2683	cyan Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	therapeutic armgun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	bouncing commemorative war stein	0		
2687	shaking stone frisbee	0		
2688	huge Jeselnik's dreadlock whip of wisdom of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
2689	fireproof smelly beer-a-pult	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
2690	foul-smelling banded cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10
2691	adequate fancy half-sized handful of nuts and berries	2	good	Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 45
2692	teal experienced driftwood sculpture of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2693	shaking veiny massive sitar of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +25
2694	lard-coated coward's wicked stone baseball cap	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	perfectly mixed blue cup of beer	4	EPIC	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	bouncing duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	Tesla deadly duct tape shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2700	chaotic slick duct tape fedora	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	vibrating boxer's duct tape sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2702	gray family-friendly duct tape dockers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	blurry cool duct tape buckler	0		Moxie: +5
2704	cyan shrinking powder	0		
2705	jittery prompt energetic Newton's blackberry slippers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2706	Annie Oakley's sinister extremely unsafe blackberry moccasins	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2707	executive clever grievous blackberry combat boots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2708	colloidal alkaline blurry funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 65
2709	red exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	lime green cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	quantum quadruple-quantum lime green facepaint	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 15
2712	ionized magnetized sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 58
2713	pickled Vulcanized Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 65
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	spinning sausage bomb	0		
2716	zippy Sherlock's battered hubcap of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +20
2717	executive resourceful Sinatra's hood ornament	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +40
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	horrifying vibrating hand-carved bokken of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
2720	wobbly sizzling Temple Grandin's hand-carved bow of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10
2721	banded slick hand-carved staff of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2722	Usain Bolt's nasty Staff of the Greasefire of the pedagogue of the boozehound	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +80
2723	ghostly Lo Pan's groovy Staff of the Grand Flambé of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2724	bland bowl of rye sprouts	3	decent	
2725	normal diet cob of corn	1	good	
2726	normal skewed juniper berries	4	good	
2727	massive moldy blurry purple plum	6	crappy	
2728	bland snack-sized pear	2	decent	
2729	moldy upside-down peach	4	crappy	
2730	aged high-proof plum wine	6	awesome	
2731	enchanted mediocre jittery pulsating shot of pear schnapps	3	decent	Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 15
2732	practically non-alcoholic artisanal shot of peach schnapps	1	EPIC	
2733	toothsome jittery wobbly bunch of square grapes	3	awesome	
2734	big adequate brown sugar cane	5	good	
2735	flavorless twirling sandwich of the gods	3	decent	
2736	artisanal twirling Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	super ultra EPIC	
2737	boiled upside-down lime green leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	Vulcanized bouncing panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 38
2740	Van der Graaf Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of Gandalf of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2741	smooth watered-down boilermaker	2	awesome	
2742	flavorless jumbo spinning steel lasagna	5	quest	
2743	bad weak steel margarita	2	quest	
2744	diluted spinning wobbly steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	irradiated upside-down gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 34
2746	ionized spinning extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 44
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	wobbly Jim Carey's furniture dolly	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2749	greedy wicked Staff of the Grease Trap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
2750	wicked Uranium Omega of Temperance of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2751	jittery rock-hard Lead Zeta of Chastity of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
2752	knitted Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2753	greasy Zinc Delta of Tranquility of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2754	smelly Nickel Gamma of Frugality of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2755	clever Da Vinci's Iron Beta of Industry	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2756	lime green personal trainer's Copper Alpha of Sincerity of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2757	green smartaleck's Red Balloon of Valor of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2758	cyan censurious experienced Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2759	Blue Diamond of Honesty of Calamity Jane of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2760	shaking dog trainer's Green Clover of Justice of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2761	clever brainy Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2762	mirror manspreader's Orange Star of Sacrifice of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2763	blurry smelly smooth Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2764	greedy aromatic Order of the Silver Wossname of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2765	ghostly Harold's bell	0		
2766	blinking bowling ball	0		
2767	half-sized spoiled Crimbo pie	2	crappy	
2768	gigantic spoiled pear tart	7	crappy	
2769	toothsome peach pie	3	awesome	
2770	activated energized chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69
2771	alkaline handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 64
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	jittery tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	healthy filigreed hamethyst earring of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50
2778	shaking jittery bouncing Jim Carey's resourceful filigreed hamethyst necklace of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: 45, Single Equip
2779	steel-toed padded dance instructor's filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2780	ghostly perfumed baconstone earring of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2781	banded baconstone necklace of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2782	teal executive wool gravedigger's baconstone ring	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2783	Sherlock's fireproof pulled porquoise earring	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
2784	occult pulled porquoise pendant of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2785	skewed tumbling avaricious wool pulled porquoise ring of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2786	olive bouncing squat censurious Jeselnik's Earring of Fire	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2787	olive Fonzie's Pendant of Fire of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2788	clever Ring of Fire of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2789	greasy dog trainer's Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2790	chilly stiffened Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2791	upside-down hardened Samson's Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
2792	toasty wizardly Unspeakable Earring	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2793	blinking nippy grievous Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2794	aromatic lion tamer's The Ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2795	friendly Nose Ring of Putrescence of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2796	Lo Pan's Putrid Pendant of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2797	mirror olive sinister Ring of the Sewer Snake of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2798	green bouncing blinking scandalous frosty Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2799	blinking chilly rock-hard Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2800	ghostly scandalous smartaleck's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2801	green twirling vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	dry warmed ghostly vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 35
2805	anodized upside-down vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 28
2806	super-boiled concentrated magnetized vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 65
2807	irradiated green flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 54
2808	unsweetened extra-liquefied non-unsweetened flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 24
2809	ionized modified narrow flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 22
2810	altered altered jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 68
2811	modified jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 42
2812	irradiated blinking jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 33
2813	teal wobbly Jim Carey's Beret of courage	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	spinning rosewater-soaked Samson's Bludgeon of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Brimstone
2815	upside-down MacGyver's sage boxer's Bunker	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Brimstone
2816	veiny Boxers of vim and vigor of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	red sizzling shellacked Brooch of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	shaking spinning manspreader's wholesome Bracelet of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	blinking Sherlock's dance instructor's Grimacite gasmask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	rock-hard beefy Grimacite gat	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	narrow Da Vinci's Grimacite gaiters of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	blue thinker's brainy Grimacite gauntlets	0		Mysticality: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	ghostly red crafty Grimacite go-go boots of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	supercharged Grimacite girdle of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	skewed miser's Grimacite gown	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	zippy sizzling wholesome Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	shaking bouncing digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	spoiled miniature bouncing digital key lime pie	2	crappy	
2833	bland star key lime pie	3	decent	
2834	Lo Pan's forbidden dance instructor's bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	electrified indie comic hipster glasses	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	blurry wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	squat upside-down mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	wobbly wool lard-coated glowstick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	supercharged Periodical Paintbrush	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only
2840	delicious practically non-alcoholic jittery bottle of cooking sherry	1	awesome	
2841	massive stale packet of ketchup	7	decent	
2842	mediocre accidental cider	3	decent	
2843	miniature normal skewed dire fudgesicle	2	good	
2844	fireproof occult navel ring of navel gazing of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	ghostly class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	mirror pulsating extremely unsafe Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2848	twirling Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	teal shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	acceptable blurry moonberry wine cooler	4	good	
2851	tasty fine aged cheddarwurst	4	awesome	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	tumbling mirror censurious padded huge mosquito proboscis	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2856	colloidal ghostly pulsating swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 54
2857	alkaline diffused huge seegar butt	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 69
2858	squat bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	Lo Pan's Fonzie's witch wart	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2860	flavorless swamp muck	3	decent	
2861	prompt chilly leechknife of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +3
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	dry dribbly candle	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 41
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	narrow clever hale beaver spear	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20
2866	green rosy-cheeked shamanic beads of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
2867	quilted dilapidated wizard hat of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	activated anodized pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 49
2869	dry polymerized pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 52
2870	activated frozen gray pirate tract	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 60
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	lard-coated plastic Naughty Sorceress of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2873	mirror twirling censurious coward's plastic Ed the Undying	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2874	supercool plastic Lord Spookyraven of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
2875	olive narrow plastic Dr. Awkward of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2876	ruddy plastic protector spectre	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2877	plastic Baron von Ratsworth of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2878	beefy plastic Boss Bat	0		Muscle: +10
2879	twirling gravedigger's plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2880	squat auspicious plastic Bonerdagon	0		Item Drop: +10
2881	studded plastic The Man	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2882	scandalous plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2883	Oprah's plastic Felonia	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2884	gray upside-down lard-coated plastic Beelzebozo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2885	groovy plastic conservationist hippy	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2886	cool plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Moxie: +5
2887	plastic angry bugbear of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2888	savvy plastic anime smiley	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2889	narrow Annie Oakley's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2890	bouncing knitted plastic astronomer	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2891	twirling lime green plastic beanbat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2892	narrow plastic blooper of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2893	squat boxer's plastic brainsweeper	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2894	experienced plastic briefcase bat	0		Experience: +2
2895	Jeselnik's plastic demoninja	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2896	clever plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Maximum MP: +20
2897	wobbly chaotic plastic drunk goat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2898	zippy plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Initiative: +20
2899	ghostly plastic Gnollish crossdresser of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2900	nasty plastic handsome mariachi	0		Stench Damage: +5
2901	bouncing lion tamer's plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2902	grievous plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2903	green mirror plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2904	mirror supercool plastic Knott Yeti	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2905	twirling dangerous plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2906	nasty plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Stench Damage: +5
2907	blinking olive plastic ninja snowman of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2908	beefcake's plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Muscle: +25
2909	wholesome plastic G Imp	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2910	Annie Oakley's plastic goth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2911	plastic cubist bull of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2912	spinning Usain Bolt's plastic scary clown	0		Initiative: +80
2913	wobbly beefy plastic smarmy pirate	0		Muscle: +10
2914	plastic spiny skelelton of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2915	red rosewater-soaked plastic Spam Witch	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2916	purple plastic vampire of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2917	plastic taco cat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2918	plastic undead elbow macaroni of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2919	spinning Jack Frost's plastic warwelf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2920	purple sage plastic whitesnake	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2921	manspreader's plastic XXX pr0n	0		Monster Level: +10
2922	censurious plastic zmobie	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2923	greasy plastic Protagonist	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2924	plastic Spunky Princess of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2925	slick plastic topiary golem	0		Moxie: +10
2926	huge shaking plastic senile lihc of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2927	gray Temple Grandin's plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2928	squat auspicious plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Item Drop: +10
2929	plastic Trouser Snake of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2930	medical-grade plastic Axe Wound	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2931	frightening plastic Hellion	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2932	mirror vibrating plastic Black Knight	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2933	grievous plastic pair of tweezers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2934	teal bouncing hardened plastic fruit golem	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2935	prompt plastic fluffy bunny	0		Adventures: +3
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	bouncing Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	immense flavorless Surprise Egg	10	decent	
2941	activated corrupted blurry olive Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 40
2942	electrified chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 59
2943	nitrogenated warmed anodized skewed blurry Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 11
2945	Jack Frost's therapeutic party hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	scorching occult V for Vivala mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	huge The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	drinkable shot of rotgut	3	good	
2949	ionized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 16
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	tumbling horrifying hardy glowstick	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	Tesla tip jar	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2955	half-sized normal yam candy	2	good	
2956	cyan cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	rotten ghostly tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4	crappy	
2959	hardy rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +50
2960	bland super-sized huge single-serving herbal stuffing	5	decent	
2961	stale blinking packet of tofurkey gravy	4	decent	
2962	super-sized delicious tofurkey nugget	5	awesome	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	skewed Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	modified pickled squat Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 59
2968	chilled magnetized squat Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 35
2969	moldy creamsicle	4	crappy	
2970	smooth cream stout	3	awesome	
2971	gray curmudgel of dire peril of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Booze Drop: +100
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	Fonzie's grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	Jack Frost's experienced tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2976	perfectly mixed bilge wine	4	EPIC	
2977	yellow witty rapier of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2978	sizzling healthy yohohoyo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
2979	denatured fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 30
2980	narrow booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	upside-down Tesla booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	spinning cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	ghostly copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2986	yellow tongue charrrm	0		
2987	gravedigger's strapping tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2988	maroon narrow bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	supercharged clingfilm trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	therapeutic clingfilm cap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	upside-down hale clingfilm slippers	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
2992	pulsating clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	big flavorless vinegar-soaked lemon slice	5	decent	
2994	non-modified blurry true grit	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 69
2995	purple executive buoybottoms of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	upside-down double-paned grungy flannel shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2997	upside-down teal Newton's grungy bandana of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	pulsating Da Vinci's grassy cutlass	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2999	pulsating Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	Newton's pegleg	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
3002	occult lamé pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	ghostly enormous hoop earring of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
3004	yellow asbestos-lined dog trainer's costume sword	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	sharpshooter's rainbow pearl earring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	aromatic rainbow pearl necklace of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	green Jim Carey's veiny rainbow pearl ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	smelly stiffened Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3010	Usain Bolt's Annie Oakley's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +80
3011	olive sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	olive shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	narrow simple key	0		
3014	fuchsia ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	upside-down handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	bouncing medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	delicious corpse on the beach	3	awesome	
3026	distilled artisanal mirror corpsetini	5	EPIC	
3027	perfectly mixed weak twirling corpsedriver	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
3028	practically non-alcoholic drinkable twirling Corpse Island iced tea	1	good	
3029	drinkable bouncing red-headed corpse	3	good	
3030	tolerable kamicorpse-ee	3	good	
3031	weak drinkable corpsel	2	good	
3032	smooth high-proof corpsebite	8	awesome	
3033	upside-down huge steel-toed pirate fledges	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Look like a Pirate
3034	pulsating piece of thirteen	0		
3035	snack-sized adequate pearl onion	2	good	
3036	bland jittery sea biscuit	4	decent	
3037	hand-crafted spirit-forward bottle of rum	5	EPIC	
3038	watered-down hand-crafted bottle of black-label rum	2	EPIC	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	twirling joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	shaking metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	ghostly shaking metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	bland nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	bland nanite-infested candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	normal immense enchanted nanite-infested fruitcake	10	good	Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	fortified acceptable nanite-infested eggnog	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	squat El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	hardy eyepatch	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	olive upside-down ribald cutlass	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
3052	huge rosewater-soaked breeches	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	warmed nitrogenated candy heart	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	deionized spinning olive cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	huge savvy metallic foil cat ears	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	blurry nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	wobbly synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	green cyborg doll of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	Van der Graaf toy maglev monorail	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	upside-down laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	jittery plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	upside-down silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	skewed carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	upside-down set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	blurry polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	bouncing General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	spinning hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	maroon kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	mirror blue Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	curative marionette collective	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	twirling gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	groovy borg sock monkey	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	lightning-fast roboduck-on-a-string of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	sharpshooter's crafty biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	ghostly rock-hard C.B.F.G. of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	chaotic biomechanical crimborg leg armor of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	electrified cyan vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	narrow smooth handmade hobby horse	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	blurry supercool ball-in-a-cup	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	jittery therapeutic set of jacks	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	spoiled laser-broiled pear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	squat polyalloy shield of wisdom of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	spinning sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	upside-down unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	squat chaotic vibrating cyborg knife of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	Sherlock's Temple Grandin's immense cyborg hand	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	spinning dog trainer's grievous cyborg stompin' boot of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	twirling deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	gray Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	narrow Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	cyan Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	pulsating divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	shaking divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	quadruple-colloidal triple-vacuum-sealed shaking fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 35
3125	oxidized piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 24
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	shaking marshmallow	0		
3129	low-calorie moldy roasted marshmallow	1	crappy	
3130	jittery disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	adequate spinning tin cup of mulligan stew	3	good	
3132	flamin' bindle of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3133	spinning Newton's groovy freezin' bindle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3
3134	wobbly blurry hardy stinkin' bindle of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +60
3135	electrified smooth bindle	0		Moxie: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3136	skewed ghostly smartaleck's brawny sleazy bindle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30
3137	toasty 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Hot Damage: +5
3138	Hodgman's whackin' stick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3139	ghostly perfumed Annie Oakley's Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
3140	cyan soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	quilted panhandle panhandling hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	twirling aromatic cup of infinite pencils	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1
3143	knitted Newton's Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	spinning El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	twirling El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	pulsating El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	green El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	twirling El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	colloidal non-altered mirror purple narrow warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 66
3160	quadruple-altered energized humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 17
3161	pickled El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 39
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	bouncing repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	magnetized irradiated galvanized bouncing seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 59
3169	jumbo flavorless turtle soup	5	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	lime green evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	purple evil paper umbrella of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3173	super-enhanced triple-chilled huge evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 67
3174	spoiled evil boring spaghetti	4	crappy	
3175	normal super-sized evil noodles	5	good	
3176	stale evil noodles	3	decent	
3177	delicious evil painful penne pasta	3	awesome	
3178	immense flavorless twirling 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	9	decent	
3179	huge adequate shaking evil ravioli della hippy	6	good	
3180	diet delicious evil noodles	1	awesome	
3181	extra-concentrated dry extra-enhanced narrow evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 42
3182	flattened diffused boiled spinning evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 31
3183	frozen wet evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 66
3184	non-moist tumbling evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 29
3185	ionized jittery evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 40
3186	deionized deionized upside-down evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 63
3187	anodized oxidized evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 40
3188	smooth jittery an evil sump'm sump'm	3	awesome	
3189	practically non-alcoholic bad special olive evil ducha de oro	1	decent	Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 40
3190	extra-dry hand-crafted spinning red evil horizontal tango	5	EPIC	
3191	hand-crafted tumbling evil roll in the hay	4	EPIC	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	huge naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	ghostly origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	skewed coward's origami pasties	0		Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	lion tamer's Samson's origami riding crop of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	bouncing lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	mirror thick padded envelope	0		
3202	jittery Sherlock's ribald Fonzie's KoL Con IV Pole	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	squat tumbling dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	blurry dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	upside-down dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	wobbly dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	green wobbly dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	pulsating yellow dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	jittery overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	lime green Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	censurious hale glowstick	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	narrow sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	wobbly hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	twirling gator skin	0		
3222	upside-down extremely unsafe brawny gatorskin umbrella	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	olive sewer wad	0		
3225	perfectly mixed shaking bottle of sewage schnapps	4	EPIC	
3226	practically non-alcoholic mediocre spinning bottle of Ooze-O	1	decent	
3227	rotten C.H.U.M. chum	3	crappy	
3228	big stale unfortunate dumplings	5	decent	
3229	blinking decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	quantum oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 15
3231	tattered paper crown of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	flavorless half-sized vanilla-frosted king cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	huge Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	tumbling Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	skewed yellow Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	huge Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	blurry fortified Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	spinning family-friendly frosty Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	wobbly blurry chilly sharpshooter's crafty Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	mirror chilly pink plastic baby	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	narrow sausage	0		
3251	nasty steel-toed Frosty's silk hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	occult beefcake's Frosty's carrot	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	scandalous Socratic thinker's Frosty's nailbat	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	blurry family-friendly padded Oscus's pelt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	auspicious Van der Graaf Oprah's Wand of Oscus	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	huge careful Oscus's dumpster waders of bravery	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	wobbly olive twirling greedy Zombo's skullcap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	jittery upside-down knitted scorching Zombo's shield	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	smelly therapeutic Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	stiffened dangerous Newton's Chester's moustache	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	Van der Graaf Chester's bag of candy of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	MacGyver's Chester's cutoffs of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	ghostly Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	twirling bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	mirror bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	pickled tarnished ghostly narrow handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 38
3269	nitrogenated corrupted dry lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 48
3270	alkaline cold-filtered red handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 56
3271	nippy crotchety pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	cyan supercharged Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	jittery ghostly wool willowy bonnet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	ghostly Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	upside-down brawny studded belt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	lime green personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	jittery personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	coward's stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	flavorless enchanted huge narrow huge salad	6	decent	Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 45
3284	cyan sage C.H.U.M. lantern of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10
3285	lion tamer's C.H.U.M. knife	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3286	teal Frosty's snowball sack of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
3287	squat quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	shaking scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	mirror abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	fuchsia adorable seal larva	0		
3293	gray squat untamable turtle	0		
3294	bouncing macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	squat pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	pulsating stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	narrow Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	wobbly Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	ghostly Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	spinning Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	ghostly jittery rosewater-soaked sealskin drum	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	shaking avaricious washboard shield	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	experienced spaghetti-box banjo	0		Experience: +2, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	bouncing executive marinara jug	0		Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	blurry rosy-cheeked makeshift castanets	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	skewed occult left-handed melodica	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	diluted red skewed epic wad	1	decent	
3317	blinking perfumed bottlecap	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3318	extremely unsafe corncob pipe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3319	skewed forbidden Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3320	greasy frayed rope belt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3321	shaking packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	frightening padded mayfly bait necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	mediocre spinning skewed jar of fermented pickle juice	4	decent	
3326	dehydrated voodoo snuff	1	awesome	
3327	immense flavorless extra-greasy slider	10	decent	
3328	narrow lightning-fast crumpled felt fedora of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	prompt Jim Carey's battered top-hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	wobbly pulsating Sinatra's boxer's shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	Usain Bolt's brainy mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	spinning red Usain Bolt's frightening hobo dungarees	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	bouncing mansplainer's rosy-cheeked patched suit-pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	bouncing rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	bouncing dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	shaking curative beefy dead guy's memento	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	tasty half-sized banquet	2	awesome	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	yellow hobo monkey	0		
3343	squat bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	blinking filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	squat mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	lousy shaking Ralph IX cognac	4	decent	
3351	blurry spinning llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	maroon zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	non-dry polarized blue tumbling llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	flavorless banana-frosted king cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	chilly brown plastic baby	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	blinking plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	mirror delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	blinking stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	pulsating yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	normal half-sized mirror mole molé	2	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	tolerable Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	quadruple-modified corrupted tarnished Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	diffused digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	boiled glimmering roc feather	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	dried wobbly green huge glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	diluted shaking glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	twisted shaking glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	modified tumbling spinning glimmering raven feather	1		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	twisted jittery glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	lime green The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	twirling upside-down cyan Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	tumbling Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	narrow crafty stylish Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10
3381	smartaleck's Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Thorns: 1
3382	prompt Samson's strapping Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
3383	bouncing Jack Frost's supercharged Chester's sunglasses of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3384	censurious groovy Chester's muscle shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3385	pulsating greasy rock-hard Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3386	teal double-paned rock-hard Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +5
3387	crafty Zombo's skull ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	toasty Frosty's arm of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
3390	skewed blinking chaotic razor-sharp personal trainer's Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	clever Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Maximum MP: +20, Thorns: 1
3393	gray Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	Socratic Oscus's flypaper pants of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	blurry double-paned extremely unsafe Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	sizzling baleful Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	occult Hodgman's bow tie of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3398	artisanal irresponsibly strong Hodgman's blanket	9	EPIC	
3399	high-proof hand-crafted jar of squeeze	10	EPIC	
3400	moldy bowl of fishysoisse	3	crappy	
3401	chilled deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 39
3402	warmed super-modified concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 55
3403	mirror lewd playing card	0		
3404	razor-sharp brainy deck of lewd playing cards of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60
3405	twirling greasy Hodgman's sock	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3406	Hodgman's varcolac paw of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3407	Hodgman's almanac of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3408	skewed banded Hodgman's harmonica	0		Damage Absorption: +100
3409	frightening Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3410	Rosewater's Hodgman's detector	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
3411	jittery Lo Pan's Hodgman's cane	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	tumbling Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	blinking hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	wobbly box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	improved corrupted denatured sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 44
3423	anodized flattened frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 19
3424	anodized altered fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 64
3425	enhanced modified tumbling garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 52
3426	tarnished jittery strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 13
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	non-chilled pulsating upside-down Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 16
3430	squat bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	tumbling spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	tumbling Usain Bolt's vibrating stirring stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
3436	teal perfumed rosewater-soaked Van der Graaf Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Stench Resistance: 8, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3437	ghostly chilly careful sharpshooter's Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5
3438	huge purple prompt Jeselnik's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	twisted prismatic wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	tumbling boxer's club of the five seasons	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	cyan greasy rainbow crossbow	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	upside-down kitten	0		
3444	webbed comic mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	blinking Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	scorching sinister six-rainbow shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	teal cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	ghostly cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	tumbling cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	wobbly ghostly cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	slick trusty torch	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	rosy-cheeked Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3458	pressed STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 42
3459	acceptable strong white-label gin	5	good	
3460	low-calorie special stale tin rations	1	decent	Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 10
3461	ghostly haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	aged blue bottle of sake	4	awesome	
3464	sizzling round pebble	0		Hot Damage: +10
3465	flavorless snack-sized Bash-Ōs cereal	2	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	miser's frightening deadly haiku katana	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	squat bargain flash powder	0		
3468	double-paned plastic baby	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	normal miniature blueberry-frosted king cake	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	huge chilly Fonzie's Seasonal Beret of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	mirror cyan Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	oxidized quadruple-deionized cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 66
3475	dry blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 66
3476	polymerized plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 33
3477	tarnished ghostly pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 25
3478	cold-filtered irradiated deionized peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 69
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	narrow uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	maroon passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	aerosolized chilled lime green mirror glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 65
3486	olive huge dull fish scale	0		
3487	olive rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	moldy twirling mirror beefy fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	normal massive glistening fish meat	6	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	flavorless huge lime green slick fish meat	8	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	narrow brawny fish scimitar of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3493	experienced fish stick of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3494	fish bazooka of the sewer of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3495	oxidized sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 21
3496	irradiated pickled fuchsia bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 47
3497	lousy bottle of Pete's Sake	4	decent	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	bite-sized bland spinning canapés	1	decent	
3502	twisted squat thermos of brew	1	awesome	Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	acceptable weak glass of brandy	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	blinking LWA ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3506	tumbling upside-down LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	purple Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	tumbling groovy scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	blurry pulsating spinning scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	bouncing scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	mirror scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	blinking spinning scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	upside-down scandalous stanky ganger bandana	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	blinking eel skin	0		
3517	stiffened eelskin hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	blurry stanky eelskin pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	squat brawny eelskin shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	quilted shark tooth necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3522	upside-down up-at-dawn miser's shark jumper	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5
3523	extra-oxidized deionized electrified narrow olive shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 64
3524	polarized anodized mirror eel battery	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 36
3525	vacuum-sealed extra-dry shaking yellow temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 22
3526	brainy scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Mysticality: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	pulsating mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	huge mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	purple Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	pulsating fuchsia plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	mirror plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	ghostly plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	maroon plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	asbestos-lined depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	resourceful Socratic depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	studded depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	hardy depleted Grimacite grappling hook of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	cool depleted Grimacite ninja mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	mirror hale healthy depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	spinning ruddy shellacked depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	ghostly auspicious KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	veiny propeller beanie	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	blinking lard-coated Annie Oakley's straw hat of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	fuchsia scandalous sage octopus's spade of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5
3553	spinning soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	moldy tiny wobbly ghostly yellow sea carrot	1	crappy	
3556	snack-sized adequate sea cucumber	2	good	
3557	bland special blurry sea avocado	4	decent	Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 50
3558	half-sized moldy sea lychee	2	crappy	
3559	moldy half-sized sea tangelo	2	crappy	
3560	stale immense skewed sea honeydew	7	decent	
3561	anodized cyan bouncing pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 61
3562	super-adjusted flattened non-moist pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
3563	unsweetened energized skewed pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 61
3564	acceptable berry-infused sake	4	good	
3565	practically non-alcoholic aged bouncing citrus-infused sake	1	awesome	
3566	smooth melon-infused sake	3	awesome	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	chaotic MacGyver's dance instructor's sponge helmet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	Sherlock's stiffened spongy shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100
3570	spinning blinking wicked Rosewater's square sponge pants of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	mirror flytrap pellet	0		
3572	olive squat baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	upside-down six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	skewed blurry flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	narrow bezoar ring	0		
3578	jittery candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	stale rice	4	decent	
3584	rotten irradiated candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	normal bite-sized gingerbread mutant bugbear	1	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	bad oozenog	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	chilled spinning squat sugar plum	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	polymerized sugar banana	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	moist pulsating sugar lime	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	dry frozen red blinking sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	smelly curative Mer-kin hookspear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	narrow Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	super-activated quadruple-enhanced blurry tumbling Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 28
3596	tumbling imitation crab crate	0		
3597	mirror imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	nasty therapeutic moist sailor's cap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	spinning knitted speargun of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
3601	weightlifter's compass	0		Muscle: +15
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	studded diving helmet of the wise owl of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	fireproof gravedigger's beefcake's aerated diving helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	twirling blurry live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	upside-down ghostly green imitation whetstone	0		
3611	enhanced sea grease	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
3612	pulsating huge blue sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	quantum cold-filtered blurry unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	huge pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	shaking gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	twirling parasitic claw of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	parasitic tentacles of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	steel-toed parasitic headgnawer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	blue blurry ribald parasitic strangleworm	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	bouncing burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	blinking cyan Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	diffused ionized blinking Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	ghostly radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	scorching banded elven socks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	purple clever wicked elven gloves	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	bouncing festive holiday hat of the pedagogue of the detective	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	spinning fortified patent shoes of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	mirror inspector's padded gray bow tie	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	auspicious greasy penguin thesaurus	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	bland small blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	blue seaweed	0		
3641	narrow jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	spinning pufferfish spine	0		
3644	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	fortified bad canteen of wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	normal half-sized elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	bite-sized toothsome special blinking toast with jam	1	awesome	Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	spirit-forward mediocre blinking elven moonshine	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	rotten knuckle sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	asbestos-lined hale psycho sweater	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	bouncing rock-hard plastic Mob Penguin	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	wool plastic mutant elf	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	banded plastic fat stack of cash	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	deadly plastic strand of DNA	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	stylish plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	twirling teal container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	forbidden Putty mitre	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	family-friendly Socratic Putty leotard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Putty ball of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	fuchsia tumbling Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	toasty Jim Carey's extremely unsafe Putty snake	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	upside-down Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	careful glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	skewed Fonzie's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	spinning glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	narrow tumbling Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	adequate huge can of franks 'n' beans	4	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	artisanal boozy bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	huge Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	yellow Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	ghostly hardened diving muff	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
3678	bad salinated mint julep	4	decent	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	huge red bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	purple map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	flavorless small tempura carrot	2	decent	
3685	spoiled low-calorie tempura cucumber	1	crappy	
3686	low-calorie stale bouncing ghostly tempura avocado	1	decent	
3687	adequate sea broccoli	4	good	
3688	miniature moldy tumbling sea cauliflower	2	crappy	
3689	stale miniature olive skewed tempura broccoli	2	decent	
3690	rotten blurry tempura cauliflower	3	crappy	
3691	spoiled spinning sea blueberry	4	crappy	
3692	decent sea persimmon	3	good	
3693	quadruple-colloidal double-concentrated huge pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
3694	ionized pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 41
3695	frightening Mer-kin digpick	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	upside-down high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	blue velcro ore	0		
3699	blinking teflon ore	0		
3700	tumbling vinyl ore	0		
3701	narrow map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	spinning valve wheel	0		
3704	huge waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	censurious weightlifter's velcro broadsword of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3706	inspector's velcro paddle ball of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
3707	crafty velcro shield of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3708	Jeselnik's Da Vinci's velcro boots of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
3709	chilly experienced non-stick pugil stick	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +5
3710	skewed double-paned frosty teflon spatula of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
3711	blue narrow grievous Samson's teflon shield of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3712	knitted steel-toed banded teflon swim fins	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3713	lightning-fast zippy 7-inch discus	0		Initiative: 60
3714	frightening electrified baleful PVC staff	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3715	hardy fortified baleful vinyl shield	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50
3716	padded Fonzie's vinyl boots of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	pulsating fishhook	0		
3719	mirror lantern	0		
3720	wobbly decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	squat spinning tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	ghostly possessed tomato	0		
3727	narrow Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	mirror pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	skewed olive caret	0		
3731	wholesome glass gnoll eye	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3732	dry cigar butt	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 14
3733	lightning-fast thinker's manly bloomers	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	frosty dance instructor's handwarmer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3737	tumbling stanky razor-sharp lighter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3738	gigantic stale fancy packet of beer nuts	10	decent	Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 20
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	vacuum-sealed anodized jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 22
3743	maroon unstable quark	0		
3744	bouncing software glitch	0		
3745	huge fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	irradiated polarized concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 48
3750	scandalous vampire pearl earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
3751	immense enchanted decent chocolate chip brownies	8	good	Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 50
3753	skewed Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	alkaline quadruple-dry maroon love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	super-ionized irradiated love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	Vulcanized twirling love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	warmed enhanced huge huge love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	cold-filtered deionized huge blinking love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	quadruple-polarized wobbly teal love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	chilled aerosolized wobbly breath mint	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 38
3761	tumbling vampire pearl ring of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
3762	vampire pearl necklace of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
3763	aged twirling slug of vodka	4	awesome	
3764	lousy watered-down slug of rum	2	decent	
3765	drinkable slug of shochu	3	good	
3766	weak drinkable screwdiver	2	good	
3767	boozy drinkable narrow dew yoana lei	5	good	
3768	aged triple-distilled mirror lychee chuhai	7	awesome	
3769	tolerable salacious screwdiver	4	good	
3770	fancy drinkable practically non-alcoholic dew yoana salacious lei	1	good	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 25
3771	drinkable fortified salacious lychee chuhai	5	good	
3772	weak acceptable Alewife&trade; Ale	2	good	
3773	tumbling seaode	0		
3774	bouncing map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	spinning Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	toasty pink pinkslip slip of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	personal trainer's strapping sea salt scrubs	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3778	inspector's friendly groovy amber aviator shades	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
3779	boiled pickled green hair of the fish	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 17
3780	veiny nurse's hat of extreme caution of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	upside-down blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	powdered gray ghostly twirling bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 40
3783	powdered twirling bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 25
3784	upside-down paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	upside-down wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	ghostly maroon Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	squat crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	olive blurry charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	upside-down knitted energetic therapeutic Mer-kin roundshield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3804	pulsating lard-coated Mer-kin breastplate of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3805	fortified Mer-kin sneakmask of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Booze Drop: +100, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	blinking olive Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	improved chilled polarized bouncing Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 32
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	pulsating Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	blinking Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	decent chocolate-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	red squat Herculean plastic baby	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	skewed midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	huge normal sea radish	8	good	
3818	mirror inspector's foul-smelling halibut of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
3819	teal eel sauce	0		
3820	crafty water-polo mitt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
3821	cold-filtered purple syringe	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 47
3822	spinning wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	tarnished quadruple-pressed huge wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 49
3824	upside-down Grandma's Note	0		
3825	narrow Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	stale tempura radish	3	decent	
3830	yellow clever water-polo cap	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	artisanal weak Typical Tavern swill	2	EPIC	
3832	aged watered-down special tropical swill	2	awesome	Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 15
3833	aged fruity girl swill	4	awesome	
3834	practically non-alcoholic smooth blended swill	1	awesome	
3835	teal costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	green flame-retardant wizardly Elvish sunglasses of James Dean of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	cyan Van der Graaf anniversary safety glass vest	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3838	Socratic anniversary burlap belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3839	careful anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Monster Level: -10
3840	huge fuchsia anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	anniversary pewter cape of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
3842	mirror wholesome out-of-tune biwa	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3843	Socratic dented harmonica	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3844	blurry stanky dangerous magic whistle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3845	steel-toed plastic blowgun	0		Damage Reduction: 9
3846	squat bouncing frightening sinister educational jungle drum	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
3847	prompt hippy bongo	0		Adventures: +3
3848	tumbling Herculean knob bugle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3849	shellacked supercool 4-dimensional guitar	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7
3850	grievous boxing glove	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3851	squat strapping boxing glove on a spring of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60
3852	Lo Pan's half-sized guitar of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3853	skewed greasy bass drum of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3854	veiny pixel boomerang	0		Maximum HP: +10
3855	hardy sinister world's smallest violin of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +25
3856	Lo Pan's clever ocarina of space of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +7
3857	bouncing zippy a butt tuba	0		Initiative: +20
3858	yellow bouncing chaotic bone flute	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3859	flame-retardant infernal fife	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3860	lion tamer's charming flute	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3861	narrow leaf of grass	0		
3862	greedy grass whistle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20
3863	fireproof foul-smelling plastic guitar	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
3864	cool finger cymbals	0		Moxie: +5
3865	sinister kettle drum of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
3866	Temple Grandin's double-barreled sling of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3
3867	energetic padded magilaser blastercannon	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3868	chaotic hanky&#363; of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	mirror nippy ultimate ultimate frisbee of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
3870	pulsating upside-down stolen office supplies	0		
3871	Sherlock's Sinatra's office-supply crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +25
3872	pocket theremin of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
3873	red razor-sharp brawny rave whistle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	wobbly shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	tumbling mirror burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	fuchsia pulsating hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	bouncing crafty fouet de tortue-dressage of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	spinning encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	altered quantum jittery vial of slime	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 21
3886	moist polymerized blinking jittery vial of slime	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 17
3887	flattened vial of slime	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 54
3888	diffused corrupted blinking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 50
3889	irradiated ionized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 44
3890	tarnished enhanced pulsating vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 33
3891	frozen boiled colloidal mirror blurry vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 46
3892	oxidized upside-down twirling vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 62
3893	corrupted ghostly wobbly vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 22
3894	dry vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 57
3895	adjusted polarized purple vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 26
3896	Vulcanized colloidal ghostly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 17
3897	oxidized vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 50
3898	mirror bouncing bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	wobbly seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	blinking wobbly figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	skewed figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	mirror figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	fuchsia skewed imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	delicious watered-down blended swill with a fly in it	2	awesome	
3914	squat maroon turtle wax	0		
3915	gray mansplainer's turtle wax shield	0		Monster Level: +15
3916	jittery nippy turtle wax helmet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	dog trainer's turtle wax greaves	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	occult meat shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	personal trainer's turtlemail coif of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	nippy personal trainer's turtlemail breeches	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	hardy wicked turtlemail hauberk	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50
3923	blurry hedgeturtle	0		
3924	sharpshooter's spiky turtle helmet of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	smartaleck's spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	skewed experienced spiky turtle shield of the blizzard	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	deionized ionized mirror tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 38
3931	ribald arcane researcher's severed flipper	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	narrow skewed chaotic bad-ass club of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	wet liquefied quadruple-cold-filtered shaking hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 61
3936	ionized flattened narrow scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 31
3937	frozen fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 37
3938	experienced club of corruption	0		Experience: +2, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	corrupt club of corruption of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	corrupt club of corrupt corruption of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	Lo Pan's Newton's evil-ass club of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	family-friendly stiffened Da Vinci's nasty-ass club	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	twirling Temple Grandin's infernal toilet brush of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	foul-smelling shadowy seal eye of horror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	razor-sharp oyster egg balloon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	purple twirling Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	squat Meat	0		
3949	tumbling treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	red Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	bouncing mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	mirror fuchsia martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	pulsating ghostly bejeweled cufflinks of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3959	Jack Frost's garish pinky ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3960	yellow deadly designer sunglasses	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
3961	blurry double-paned boxer's opera glasses	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
3962	spinning designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	shaking cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	frozen gray cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 24
3966	rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked educational hot-ass club	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	energetic hardened extremely unsafe frigid-ass club	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	shaking blurry foul-smelling thinker's creepy-ass club of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	deionized spinning sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 38
3970	twirling reassuring horrifying Abyssal ember	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	ionized energized teal shaking frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 52
3972	mirror ribald horrifying seal spine	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	electrified gray seal lube	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 52
3974	blurry Annie Oakley's supercool mannequin leg	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	asbestos-lined nippy padded tortoise	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
3976	yellow pulsating frosty groovy tortoboggan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	energetic rosy-cheeked painted shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	tumbling shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	sizzling Sinatra's torquoise ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	wool hardy dueling banjo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
3985	yellow mirror soup turtle	0		
3986	pulsating samurai turtle	0		
3987	vibrating sinister samurai turtle helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	mirror mirror educational turtle shell helmet	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	squat slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	spinning slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	blurry security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	shaking dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	dehydrated agua de vida	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	upside-down Sinatra's brawny tortoboggan shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	supercharged soup-chucks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4005	cold-filtered triple-irradiated ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 15
4006	squat memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	blurry memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	pulsating memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	bouncing memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	spinning memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	lime green squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	nippy greaves	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	chaotic padded piece of rebar	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
4021	supercharged energetic sage shovel	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: 50
4022	pulsating maroon scorching coward's Sinatra's necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25
4023	prompt zippy beefy speargun	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3
4024	spinning baleful strapping compass	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25
4025	fuchsia Jeselnik's Lo Pan's Socratic helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	razor-sharp supercool weightlifter's lantern	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4027	Usain Bolt's auspicious stylish greaves	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	blurry vibrating club of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	jittery memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	huge memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	cyan mirror memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	low-calorie spoiled huge narrow olive slimy sweetbreads	1	crappy	
4038	hand-crafted slimy fermented bile bladder	3	EPIC	
4039	denatured ghostly slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	purple smelly healthy pig-iron helm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	narrow pig-iron shinguards of dire peril of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	chaotic experienced pig-iron bracers	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	upside-down wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	hardy wumpus-hair whip	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	censurious wumpus-hair wig of the ox of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	frosty shellacked beefy wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	lightning-fast ribald wumpus-hair sweater	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	perfumed ring of teleportation	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	bad watered-down White Hyborian	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	chilly goblin hunting spear	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	ghostly quilted goblin autoblowgun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	twirling steel-toed tribal beads	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	wholesome banded stone fist	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	coward's stone head	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	upside-down cyan Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	pulsating squat Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	blurry essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	olive essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	shaking essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	blurry essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	blinking Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	ghostly ruddy beefy villainous scythe	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	flame-wreathed boxer's baneful bandolier	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	reassuring coward's diabolical crossbow	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	slick malevolent medallion	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	lime green shaking avaricious electrified corrosive cowl	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	tumbling extremely unsafe grisly shield of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	bouncing wicked beefcake's corroded breeches	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	lion tamer's pernicious cudgel of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	half-sized toothsome yellow cupcake-in-a-cup	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	flavorless protein paste	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	Fonzie's beefcake's cyber-mattock	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	modified altered olive neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	oxidized ionized physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	shaking slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	twirling medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	bouncing slimy cyst	0		
4095	boxer's peawee marble	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4096	zippy brown crock marble	0		Initiative: +20
4097	scandalous China marble	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4098	bouncing lemonade marble of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4099	frightening bumblebee marble	0		Spooky Damage: +5
4100	zippy jet bennie marble	0		Initiative: +20
4101	crafty beefy beige clambroth marble	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +10
4102	upside-down perfumed steely marble	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4103	fireproof smelly careful beach ball marble	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
4104	wobbly catseye marble of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
4105	spinning lightning-fast bumboozer marble	0		Initiative: +40
4106	chamoisole of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4107	quadruple-dry nitrogenated bitter pill	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 13
4108	skewed chilly ruddy monstrous monocle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	dangerous musty moccasins of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	Van der Graaf molten medallion of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	brazen bracelet of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	blinking fireproof mansplainer's bitter bowtie	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	blue occult bewitching boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	narrow spinning secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	maroon moist sack	0		
4116	lime green dog trainer's rickety unicycle of the pedagogue of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4117	extremely unsafe crusty hula hoop of wisdom of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
4118	twirling gravedigger's foul-smelling Coily&trade; of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
4119	gravedigger's frosty Jim Carey's school flying disc	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
4120	aromatic double-paned stanky lawn dart	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
4121	auspicious Rosewater's wagon of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
4122	jittery wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	huge ribald crown-shaped beanie of wisdom of the brute	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	zippy smelly hopping socks of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
4125	mirror miser's vibrating thinker's poodle skirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	lime green veiny forbidden deadly letterman's jacket	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10
4127	censurious Jim Carey's beefy hardened slime hat	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	upside-down rosy-cheeked dangerous deadly hardened slime pants	0		Weapon Damage: 15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	lightning-fast double-paned electrified hardened slime belt	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	diluted blurry boot plant	1	awesome	Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed sham champagne	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	deionized modified tempura air	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 22
4134	chilled tumbling squat pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 58
4135	squat moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	greasy stanky sizzling Bag o' Tricks of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	green a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	blinking teal a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	Sinatra's funny paper hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	ionized sand	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 14
4147	gravedigger's charged magnet of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	shaking lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	modified adjusted twirling dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	denatured Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43
4153	teal rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	red live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	tumbling yellow wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	blinking rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	weak mediocre pebblebr&auml;u	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	normal twirling rocky road ice cream	3	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	polymerized children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 28
4164	triple-modified Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 33
4165	wobbly ghostly banded supercool Staff of the Soupbone of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100
4166	fuchsia lightning-fast Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	flame-wreathed Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	crafty Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
4169	narrow purple 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	knitted rock helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	rock pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	scandalous rock necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
4175	blue spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	beefcake's sugar shotgun	0		Muscle: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	sugar shillelagh of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	shaking savvy sugar shank	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	shaking teal lard-coated gravedigger's sugar chapeau of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	sugar shorts of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	pulsating ghostly sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	mirror slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	frosty slime convention pin	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4188	squat slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	stiffened sugar shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	gray Annie Oakley's rave visor	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	baggy rave pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	mirror upside-down careful pacifier necklace	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	double-paned lard-coated crafty sea cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	huge gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	spinning teal Lo Pan's brand new key of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4207	Samson's dorsal fin	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
4208	tumbling skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	pulsating roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	bouncing jittery maroon frosty skate blade of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
4214	lime green spangly unitard	0		
4215	Jim Carey's banded collapsible baton	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	mirror groupie bra	0		
4218	cold-filtered non-enhanced blurry groupie spangles	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 22
4219	smelly studded skate board	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	wobbly foul-smelling yield shield	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	fuchsia unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	blue squat roller skate doll	0		
4226	wicked Star of Bravery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	spinning amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	red ice skate doll	0		
4233	gray hacienda key	0		
4234	pat&eacute; knife of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	banded cheese-slicer	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4238	flavorless yellow beef jerky	3	decent	
4239	squat shellacked pipe wrench	0		Damage Reduction: 7
4240	moist diffused diffused olive gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 67
4241	family-friendly sleep mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	spinning avaricious sock garters	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4243	diffused wet mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 38
4244	jittery dog trainer's leather-bound tome	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	coward's ivory cue ball	0		Monster Level: -20
4247	perfectly mixed decanter of fine Scotch	3	super EPIC	
4248	denatured upside-down expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 25
4249	mirror tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	dry narrow ghostly vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 19
4253	nitrogenated olive potion of speed	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 66
4254	pulsating bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	concentrated galvanized squat sap	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	bouncing petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	rotten shaking olive chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	tolerable mulled cider	4	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	skewed wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	spinning pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	mirror up-at-dawn bark boxers	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	bouncing wobbly medical-grade bark beret	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	mirror energetic bark bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
4267	crafty Krakrox's Loincloth of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	twirling fuchsia greasy smelly Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	inspector's veiny Angelhair Culottes	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	smelly clever Newman's Own Trousers	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	bouncing greasy Volartta's bellbottoms of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	miser's smartaleck's Lederhosen of the Night	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	super-cold-filtered narrow ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	red Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	teal jittery Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	toasty boxer's Underworld truncheon	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	gray inspector's experienced brainy Staff of the Woodfire	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	executive scandalous Underworld flail of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	wobbly Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	family-friendly Mer-kin bunwig of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	huge yellow lightning-fast greedy Newton's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	flame-retardant crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	veiny Fonzie's Rosewater's Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	narrow frightening sharpshooter's ruddy Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	nasty Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	skewed scorching groovy Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	reassuring Jeselnik's veiny Mer-kin headguard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	upside-down Oprah's Mer-kin waistrope	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
4290	Sherlock's scorching veiny Mer-kin facecowl	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
4291	Mer-kin thighguard	0		Item Drop: +5
4292	lime green steel-toed dangerous Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	zippy avaricious Mer-kin dragnet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	huge Fonzie's Socratic experienced Mer-kin switchblade	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	tumbling crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	dog trainer's brawny Ass-Stompers of Violence of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	wobbly squat ruddy stylish weightlifter's Brand of Violence	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	Usain Bolt's reassuring rock-hard Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
4300	spinning narrow censurious therapeutic Lens of Violence of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	chaotic stiffened thinker's Pigsticker of Violence	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +10
4302	Annie Oakley's Samson's Jodhpurs of Violence of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: 35, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	asbestos-lined ruddy rosy-cheeked Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	reassuring Jeselnik's Girdle of Hatred of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	gray baleful sinister Staff of Simmering Hatred of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: 35, Maximum HP Percent: +50
4306	red prompt resourceful Pantaloons of Hatred of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	savvy Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the brute of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
4308	dangerous Lens of Hatred of the bloodbag of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	lightning-fast Lo Pan's Treads of Loathing of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	flame-wreathed hardy fortified Scepter of Loathing	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cloathing
4311	pulsating auspicious Annie Oakley's Newton's Belt of Loathing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	upside-down family-friendly crafty Goggles of Loathing of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	jittery weightlifter's Stick-Knife of Loathing of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60, Cloathing
4314	blinking greedy forbidden slick Jeans of Loathing	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	blurry electrified Annual Ascot	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4316	Sherlock's lard-coated chaotic Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	toasty Flail of the Seven Aspects of the sewer of doom	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	executive veiny extremely unsafe Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	mirror sharpshooter's studded slick Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	vibrating strapping Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	twirling steel-toed banded Herculean The Trickster's Trikitixa of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	wobbly Usain Bolt's Claw of the Infernal Seal of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	mirror sizzling savvy Garter of the Turtle Poacher of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	Jeselnik's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	inspector's perfumed Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	nippy Bling of the New Wave of the storm of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	mirror blinking double-paned dangerous smooth La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	rotten special immense narrow candy kneecapping stick	9	crappy	Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	spoiled immense wobbly licorice garrote	10	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	squat knitted candy knuckles	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	decent jawbruiser	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	wet aerosolized chocolate car	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	plastic 11 Dealer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	fuchsia squat smelly plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	frosty plastic stocking mimic	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	plastic Don Crimbo of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	twirling olive slick plastic Crimbomination	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	diffused red Piddles	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	dry BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	deionized pressed cyan skewed blurry Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	yellow Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	pulsating Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	skewed plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	Jack Frost's snow hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	mirror beefcake's snow pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	friendly snow belly	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	wobbly pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	pulsating A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	shaking shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	skewed A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	big special normal expired can of franks 'n' beans	5	good	Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	extra-dry hand-crafted jittery expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	unsweetened quadruple-energized elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	half-sized spoiled upside-down penguin focaccia bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	triple-distilled drinkable herringcello	9	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	bad fancy elven cellocello	3	decent	Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	huge handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	spinning grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	narrow gray elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	jittery spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	ghostly shaking Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	throwing wrench of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	skewed strapping pair of bolt cutters	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	wobbly zippy poison pen	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	Sherlock's speed limit shield	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	clever weightlifter's live wire	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	bouncing aromatic misfit dolly of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	knitted Jack Frost's misfit hobby horse	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	pulsating mansplainer's Rosewater's misfit teddy bear	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	Jim Carey's pocketwatch on a chain of incineration	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	brainy cement sandals of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	flame-wreathed forbidden night-vision goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	occult peanut brittle shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	tumbling arcane researcher's Red Rover BB gun of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	ribald red-and-green sweater	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	upside-down Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	pickled pressed wet Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	quadruple-alkaline yellow Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	nitrogenated Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	squat narrow Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	cheese sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	cheese diaper of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	frightening cheese wheel	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	perfumed cheese eye	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	hale smooth slick Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Moxie: 25, Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	huge A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	gray Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	red Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	normal quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	perfectly mixed teal Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	wholesome sealhide hood	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	sealhide leggings of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	zippy sealhide cloak	0		Initiative: +20
4418	squat sealhide buckler of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
4419	blinking cyan friendly sealhide whip	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4420	maroon huge padded sealhide moccasins	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
4421	friendly sealhide gloves	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4422	frosty sealhide belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	blurry puzzling trophy	0		
4425	extra-aerosolized sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 68
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	glowstick on a string of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Raveosity: +1
4429	candy necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	chilly teddybear backpack	0		Cold Damage: +5, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	concentrated electrified invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	aerosolized polarized vacuum-sealed irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	extra-anodized dry olive irritability potion	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	mirror chaotic guard turtle shell	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	miser's crowbar	0		Meat Drop: +10
4442	Usain Bolt's spaghetti cult rosary	0		Initiative: +80
4443	greedy spaghetti cult mask	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	coward's spangly mariachi pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	Lo Pan's arcane researcher's spangly mariachi vest	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
4447	fuchsia careful spangly sombrero	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	twisted Instant Karma	1	decent	Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 50
4449	cyan blinking painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	spinning map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	slick pointy hat	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	machetito of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	Usain Bolt's lawnmower blade	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	ghostly grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	resourceful The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	lime green squat snowball	0		
4457	blurry snailmail bits	0		
4458	avaricious auspicious snailmail coif	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	knitted brainy snailmail breeches	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	asbestos-lined experienced snailmail hauberk	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +5
4461	chilled galvanized seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 51
4462	anodized triple-pressed chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 21
4463	modified activated unsweetened chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 42
4464	cold-filtered dry quadruple-warmed twirling chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 56
4465	aerosolized activated irradiated chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 55
4466	improved nitrogenated ghostly chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 69
4467	activated magnetized pulsating ghostly chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 16
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	spinning BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	bouncing stanky BRICKO hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	BRICKO pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	electrified BRICKO sword	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	yellow huge BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	spinning bouncing BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	squat BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	mirror BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	yellow BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	shaking green BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	gray BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	green padded BRICKO bulwark	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	tumbling gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	wobbly BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	skewed tumbling BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	blurry blue BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	pulsating extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	altered chilled quantum spinning recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 30
4498	quantum ionized pulsating pulsating recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 26
4499	concentrated recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 51
4500	anodized squat recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 28
4501	electrified energized recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 41
4502	frozen oxidized recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 20
4503	cold-filtered chilled recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	narrow Temple Grandin's heart of the volcano of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4505	irradiated unsweetened Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 39
4506	cyan puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	polarized squat maroon &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	flavorless small special walrus ice cream	2	decent	Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	half-sized rotten beautiful soup	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	wobbly Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	half-sized moldy olive Humpty Dumplings	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	adequate Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bouncing missing wine	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	adequate spinning matter custard	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	anodized activated comfit?	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	hale flamingo mallet of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	purple croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	wool hardened eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	supercharged wig of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	stale donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	rotten bucket of honey	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	chilly elephant stinger of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	stale dragon snaps	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	green auspicious horrifying snapdragon pistil	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	upside-down bouncing puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	snack-sized moldy rook cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	normal bishop cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	decent thick knight cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	bland king cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	miniature tasty spinning narrow queen cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	sinister insane tophat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	bouncing veiny wholesome helm of the knight	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	smartaleck's wristwatch of the knight of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	executive trousers of the knight of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: 90, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	blurry tophat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	Usain Bolt's tie	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
4543	sharpshooter's tuxedo pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	blinking pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	narrow bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	pulsating caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	purple ghostly dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	bouncing MacGyver's detour shield	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	bouncing lowercase a	0		
4554	maroon percent sign	0		
4555	blinking left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	upside-down record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	squat map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	drinkable world's most unappetizing beverage	4	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	family-friendly slippery when wet shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	rotten thick raisin	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	wobbly fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	sizzling flyest of shirts of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	moldy a dance upon the palate	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	flavorless prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	adequate wobbly squirmy violent party snack	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	can-you-dig-it? of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	bouncing panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	fuchsia huge bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	ionized tumbling Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	blinking veiny school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	chilly T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of horror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	diet normal six wedges of goat cheese	1	good	
4585	olive collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	blue goth	0		
4588	mirror brown pixel	0		
4589	mansplainer's pixel whip	0		Monster Level: +15
4590	wool pixel chain whip	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	mirror personal trainer's pixel morning star	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	gray pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	bouncing 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	squat pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	shaking bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	artisanal special plastic cup of beer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	Sinatra's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	adequate thick sun-dried tofu	5	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	mediocre distilled squat tumbling soyburger juice	5	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	mirror respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	alkaline alkaline essential soy	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	modified pickled magnetized essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	narrow map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	chaotic Crown of Thrones	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	delicious bouncing Cinco Mayo Lager	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	squat motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	blurry twirling Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	liquefied magnetized ionized chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	bland pawn cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	boiled twirling coffee pixie stick	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	skewed superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	experienced plastic spider ring	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	plastic kazoo of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	vibrating inflatable baseball bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	squat greedy Sherlock's googly-star hat	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	double-paned googly-ball hat of the detective	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	Sinatra's thinker's googly-heart hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	blurry super-sweet boom box of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	squat Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	ribald electrified sinister demon mask of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	huge zippy wool rosy-cheeked streetfighting champion's belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	wobbly lard-coated shellacked cool Space Trip safety headphones	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	gravedigger's LARP carp	0		Spooky Damage: +10
4641	jittery wool medical-grade KoL Con Six Pack	0		Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4642	therapeutic Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4643	blurry gravedigger's rxr shield	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	bouncing padded Juju Mojo Mask of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	dangerous space trooper helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	crafty smooth Meteoid ice beam of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	twirling savvy brawny beefcake's Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	blurry chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	wobbly energetic wholesome ironic knit cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	blinking ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	extremely unsafe ironic battle spoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4655	shaking flame-retardant Jeselnik's ironic jogging shorts of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	Herculean mole skin notebook	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	beefy blackberry galoshes	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
4660	green greasy Jack Frost's trout fang	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	low-calorie bland poisonous caviar	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	modified extra-denatured huge blinking wet venom duct	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	scandalous Ellsbury's skull of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	Newton's hot plate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Thorns: 1
4666	greedy padded imp unity ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +20
4667	wobbly mansplainer's Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Monster Level: +15
4668	red huge observational glasses of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
4669	Da Vinci's hilarious comedy prop	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
4670	jittery green beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	mediocre weak purple booze-soaked cherry	2	decent	
4672	green comfy pillow	0		
4673	spoiled jumbo narrow marshmallow	5	crappy	
4674	delicious sponge cake	3	awesome	
4675	acceptable gin-soaked blotter paper	4	good	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	spinning volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	savvy pottery shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	tumbling pottery hat of the brute of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	green beefy pottery training pants of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	ribald pottery club	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	blue spinning pottery yo-yo of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	shaking fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	blue fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	teal fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	blurry fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	pulsating fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	bouncing affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	hardy Sinatra's supercool Greatest American Pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	fossilized necklace of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	jittery imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	lime green blurry fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	padded red-hot medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	blinking fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	ghostly sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	skewed My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	huge hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	huge immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	tumbling sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	bouncing popsicle stick	0		
4714	spoiled narrow lemon popsicle	3	crappy	
4715	big normal popsicle	5	good	
4716	tasty miniature squat strawberry popsicle	2	awesome	
4717	jumbo decent liver popsicle	5	good	
4718	squat beefy mariachi hat	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	pulsating maroon Hollandaise helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	twirling blinking organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	moldy shaking liver and let pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	stale badass pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	flavorless miniature blue shoo-fish pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	bland half-sized piping organ pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	rotten igloo pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	rotten half-sized blurry gray stomach turnover	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	enchanted delicious olive dead lights pie	3	awesome	Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	super-sized decent tumbling throbbing organ pie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	stiffened stop shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	blinking kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	pulsating rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	maroon tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	Jim Carey's beer-soaked mop	0		Monster Level: +25
4738	smooth fancy wobbly day-old beer	3	awesome	Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 40
4739	special artisanal weak spinning plain beer	2	EPIC	Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 5
4740	weak bad overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	2	decent	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	colloidal flattened PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 25
4745	nitrogenated enhanced Wax Flask	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 41
4746	liquefied non-polarized blurry Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 23
4747	diet flavorless bone meal	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	lousy upside-down bone aperitif	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	bonerang of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	rosy-cheeked bone and arrows	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	wobbly blurry boning knife of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	hardened bone crusher	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	twirling cyan crafty bone spurs	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	skewed crafty bonedanna of doom	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	rosewater-soaked ribald boneana hammock	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	unsweetened triple-polarized candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	twirling Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	teal pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	narrow red huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	adequate pumpkin pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	high-proof aged gray pumpkin beer	8	awesome	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	diffused tumbling pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	huge upside-down jittery maroon pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	ghostly up-at-dawn hardy shin gourds	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	scandalous rosy-cheeked Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	ghostly Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	wobbly Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	upside-down blinking tumbling Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	jumbo stale pulsating CRIMBCOIDS mints	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	rotten maroon CRIMBCOLOAF	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	moldy circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	aromatic plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	sharpshooter's plastic fax machine	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	spinning yellow therapeutic plastic hobo elf	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	plastic Mr. Mination of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	purple friendly plastic Best Game Ever	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	upside-down S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	jittery green robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	skewed robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	skewed yellow robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	huge robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	spinning robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	spoiled skewed triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	adequate enchanted squat square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	aromatic chilly coward's bindlestocking	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	bouncing sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	tumbling Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	blinking The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	Jim Carey's ruddy Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	lard-coated shellacked Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	shaking cool brainy Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	ghostly manspreader's energetic Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	auspicious Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	wizardly Uncle Hobo's belt of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	tarnished chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	dance instructor's gift-a-pult	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	concentrated narrow holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	fuchsia paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	bouncing cyan Sherlock's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	blurry CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	bouncing CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	skewed CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	skewed CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	huge deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	skewed Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	wobbly paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	censurious baleful paperclip-on tie of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	prompt personal trainer's paperclip pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	gray family-friendly Samson's paperclip turban of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	paperclip cape of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	mirror maroon photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	ionized diffused chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	moist polarized squat bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	quantum super-polarized incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	modified myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	huge CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	tolerable watered-down CRIMBCO wine	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	flavorless big toe jam toast	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	stale traffic jam toast	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	moldy tumbling space jam toast	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	alkaline ionized mirror motivational poster	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	skewed slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	snack-sized decent festive sausage	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	adequate massive purple holiday cheese log	10	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	skewed holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	toasty BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	wholesome stiffened BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	prompt BGE pocket calendar	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	stiffened BGE plastic toy	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	twirling educational stapler bear	0		Experience: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	wobbly strapping adhesive tape dolly	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	scissor duck of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	Van der Graaf deadly Seven Loco	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	Fonzie's Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	squat wicked Loathing Legion moondial	0		Spell Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	slick Loathing Legion knife	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	huge Loathing Legion corkscrew of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	gray Loathing Legion can opener of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	beefcake's Loathing Legion chainsaw of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	spinning Annie Oakley's Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	greasy Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	ghostly upside-down auspicious Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	electrified Loathing Legion double prism	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	educational Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Experience: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	blurry auspicious Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	shaking shaking rosy-cheeked Loathing Legion abacus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	pulsating Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	fuchsia Loathing Legion pizza stone of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	huge Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	ghostly Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	wobbly lightning-fast Loathing Legion hammer	0		Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	bouncing Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	wobbly quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	massive toothsome Knob jelly donut	7	awesome	
4942	blue Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	bouncing Knob batter	0		
4945	twirling Knob frosting	0		
4946	squat unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	twirling ghostly Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	teal GOTO	0		
4949	adjusted quadruple-warmed cold-filtered weremoose spit	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 60
4950	magnetized Vulcanized maroon abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 50
4951	scandalous flimsy clipboard	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4952	frozen ionized baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 37
4953	whalebone corset of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
4954	jittery oven mitts of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
4955	yummy tumbling overcookie	4	awesome	
4956	spoiled philosopher's scone	4	crappy	
4957	non-enhanced alkaline half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
4958	crafty Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Maximum MP: +10
4959	thick rotten Knob nuts	5	crappy	
4960	weak smooth Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	awesome	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	gray energetic rosy-cheeked mysterious lapel pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
4963	narrow state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	blue mirror Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	narrow Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	upside-down Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	huge jittery Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	mirror upside-down Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	spinning Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	mirror Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	skewed Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	twirling Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	mirror shaking Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	squat Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	spinning Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	jittery Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	blue Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	fuchsia Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	blue Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	smelly card sleeve	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	stale skewed wasabi pocky	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	adequate tobiko pocky	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	flavorless upside-down natto pocky	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	tolerable practically non-alcoholic narrow wasabi-infused sake	1	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	acceptable twirling huge tobiko-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	bad weak narrow natto-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	double-frozen spinning wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	colloidal vacuum-sealed polarized tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	frozen activated natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	wobbly ghostly Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	alkaline elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	smooth marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	drinkable gray upside-down cranberry schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	practically non-alcoholic artisanal breaded beer	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	mediocre soy cordial	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	horrifying Temple Grandin's astral bludgeon of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +25
5029	astral shield of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
5030	rosy-cheeked occult smartaleck's astral chapeau	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	bouncing curative groovy astral bracer of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5032	avaricious manspreader's sage astral longbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +30
5033	smelly steel-toed astral shorts of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	ribald Jack Frost's astral mace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
5035	shaking scandalous friendly astral trousers of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	censurious strapping astral ring of the brute	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
5037	Sinatra's slick astral statuette of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60
5038	frightening Temple Grandin's Tesla astral pistol	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
5039	maroon sharpshooter's vibrating astral mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	lime green frightening electrified brainy astral shirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5042	narrow lard-coated astral belt of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
5043	yummy astral hot dog	4	???	
5044	mediocre twirling astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	shaking Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	skewed shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	greasy Tesla wizardly double-ice cap	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	Socratic boxer's double-ice box of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	inspector's extremely unsafe double-ice britches of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	green obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	deionized wobbly Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	extra-liquefied warmed Red Pill	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	tumbling maroon Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	huge twirling mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	huge boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	pulsating fuchsia Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	miniature moldy spaghetti con calaveras	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	huge s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	spoiled super-sized cyan upside-down popcorn	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	snack-sized decent chaos popcorn	2	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	up-at-dawn Fonzie's hole of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	adequate s'more	0	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	bouncing diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	artisanal Russian Ice	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	wobbly groovy clay ashtray	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	wobbly careful lanyard	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	huge electrified monster pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	red box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	unsweetened moist Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	shellacked wizardly Van der Graaf helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	pulsating stylish crutch	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	gray slick shock belt	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	adjusted teal Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	blinking rubber band gun of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	pin-stripe slacks of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	fuchsia family-friendly gloves	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	frozen correction fluid	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	ruddy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	squat squat supercharged Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	Jim Carey's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	healthy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	electrified Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	blurry nippy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Herculean Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	upside-down flame-retardant Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	foul-smelling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	skewed skewed ghostly fortified Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	personal trainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	blinking blinking padded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	ghostly upside-down Oprah's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	lion tamer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	super-vacuum-sealed frozen willyweed	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	extra-warmed non-pickled Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	unsweetened adjusted ghostly blinking fish juice box	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	blue twirling hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	bad Jeppson's Malort	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	lard-coated stress ball	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	jittery forbidden Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	spinning My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	huge red A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	huge Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	horrifying Temple Grandin's Admiral's hat of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	rosy-cheeked baleful aviator's cap of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	pulsating Jack Frost's Tesla mirrored aviator shades	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	skewed Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	diffused double-corrupted teal Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	moldy elven hardtack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	watered-down drinkable elven squeeze	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	wobbly lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	wobbly carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	modified astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 15
5141	skewed Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	maroon moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	dry super-dry shaking honeypot	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 26
5146	gigantic rotten wild honey pie	9	crappy	
5147	drinkable high-proof honey mead	9	good	
5148	Temple Grandin's hardy beefy honey dipper	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7
5149	foul-smelling baleful honeybritches of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	smartaleck's brainy honeycap of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	rosy-cheeked Moonthril Circlet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	upside-down Annie Oakley's Moonthril Greaves	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	upside-down stiffened Moonthril Flamberge	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	maroon Moonthril Longbow of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	bouncing Temple Grandin's Moonthril Cuirass	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	quilted plush alielf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	non-oxidized gray Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	crafty plush dogcat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	asbestos-lined plush hamsterpus	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	plush ferrelf of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	foul-smelling plush alien hamsterpus	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	nasty plush mutated alielf	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	ribald thinker's plush mutated alielephant	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	twirling mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	Lo Pan's girl	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	warmed nitrogenated transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	lime green Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	spinning blinking elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	acceptable weak Saison du Lune	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Moonthril Schnapps	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	drinkable practically non-alcoholic maroon Wrecked Generator	1	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	small stale Spaghetti with Moonballs	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	adequate Crepes a la Lune	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	massive adequate Moon Pie	9	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	quadruple-adjusted alkaline skewed fuchsia Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	altered boiled wobbly Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	extra-adjusted 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	tumbling shaking wobbly Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	blurry jittery Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	wobbly bouncing Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	polarized aerosolized wet honey stick	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 40
5189	warmed unsweetened mirror pulsating double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	flame-wreathed quilted groovy Operation Patriot Shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squat squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	concentrated enhanced corrupted data	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	blurry olive Great S-Cape of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	teal blurry coward's Marvelous Unitard	0		Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	boiled tumbling gooey paste	1	good	Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	powdered bouncing beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	modified pulsating teal paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	pickled bouncing ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	boiled greasy paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	distilled blinking bug paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	altered hippy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	boiled bouncing twirling orc paste	1	crappy	Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	dried jittery demonic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	powdered indescribably horrible paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	mixed squat upside-down paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	dried shaking goblin paste	1	good	Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	pickled purple pirate paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	vaporized blinking ghostly chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	dehydrated paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	pickled narrow tumbling Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	dried slimy paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	boiled narrow shaking penguin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	dried elemental paste	1	decent	Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	diluted spinning cosmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	compressed pulsating mirror hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	powdered red spinning Crimbo paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	pulsating fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	bouncing Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	miniature normal Ur-Donut	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	cyan The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	tumbling box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	lousy bucket of wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	jumbo moldy ultrafondue	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	tumbling unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	jittery snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	skewed olive box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	greasy shining halo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	teal furry halo of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	ribald frosty halo	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	time halo of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	boozy drinkable tumbling Lumineux Limnio	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	irresponsibly strong aged Morto Moreto	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	bad Temps Tempranillo	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	lousy weak Bordeaux Marteaux	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Fromage Pinotage	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	hand-crafted spirit-forward Beignet Milgranet	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	distilled bad Muschat	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	super-sized adequate cool jelly donut	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	bland small shrapnel jelly donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	rotten miniature narrow occult jelly donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	decent small thyme jelly donut	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	spoiled danish	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	tasty half-sized fuchsia smashed danish	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	normal special forbidden danish	3	good	Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	rotten cool cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	delicious super-sized blunt cat claw	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	decent half-sized shadowy cat claw	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	spoiled immense cheezburger	8	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	spoiled blinking toasted brie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	extra-modified activated potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	ionized teal too legit potion	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	tarnished Bright Water	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	galvanized moist cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	alkaline graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	quadruple-polymerized moist shaking red cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	liquefied dry red blinking potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	flattened alkaline red potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	energized potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	double-tarnished twirling spinning potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	dry potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	narrow bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	squat mirror chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	tumbling noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	pulsating skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	narrow hammerus of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	nasty blunt icepick	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	wobbly skewed avaricious fluorescent lightbulb	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	nasty slick blammer	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	fuchsia clock-cleaning hammer of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	pulsating maroon 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	sharpshooter's broken clock	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	bouncing wizardly dethklok	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	upside-down glacial clock of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	blurry Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	narrow ghostly d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	green generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	lime green generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	huge squat generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	bland phish stick	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	electrified cool plastic vampire fangs of dire peril	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	wobbly your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	fireproof Oprah's beefy Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Usain Bolt's Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	blue fireproof Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	bouncing Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	twirling chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	deionized ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	moist pickled lime green necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	flattened dry shaking bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	improved denatured whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	activated triple-flattened upside-down press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	electrified twirling blurry Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	diffused ghostly Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	pickled Vulcanized electrified Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	magnetized huge Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	ionized blurry Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	smooth shaking Ecto-Cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	lousy Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	weak drinkable Blood Light	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	strong hand-crafted Silver Bullet beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	tolerable watered-down twirling Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	warmed pulsating sorority brain	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	energized Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	wet shaking blurry yellow drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	groovy extra-see-thru nightie	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	knitted Newton's BRAINS shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	huge scrunchie of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	ghostly padded sinister extremely skinny jeans	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	maroon Usain Bolt's smooth The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	jittery Sherlock's studded wicked The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	blurry scorching frosty The Necbromancer's Shorts of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	Socratic The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of extreme caution of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	drinkable The Cooler Out of Space	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	warmed Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	jittery The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	green Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	pulsating KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	ghostly boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	blurry censurious plastic trollipop	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	wholesome plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	nippy plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	Usain Bolt's plastic colollilossus	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	vibrating plastic Big Candy of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	pulsating The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	pickled groose grease	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	huge pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	ridiculous belt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	nasty ridiculous earring	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	banded ridiculous sunglasses	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	miniature yummy ridiculous sandwich	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	lousy ridiculous cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	chaotic MacGyver's zombie monkey necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
5392	tumbling tumbling Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	blurry scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	ghostly peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	double-dry denatured shaking peppermint twist	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	moldy jittery wobbly peppermint patty	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	wobbly peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	olive wobbly peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	ghostly candy cane of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	huge pulsating Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	therapeutic brainy cane-mail shirt of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	tumbling clever hardy cane-mail pants of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	watered-down acceptable narrow Vodka Matryoshka	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	fortified lousy Gin Mint	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	acceptable ghostly Tequiz Navidad	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	tolerable triple-distilled Mint Yulep	10	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	weak acceptable special fuchsia mirror Crimbojito	2	good	Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	perfectly mixed Sangria de Menthe	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	irradiated blurry licorice root	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	frozen banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	denatured cold-filtered pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	dry ghostly lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	concentrated modified jittery kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	extra-flattened flattened gray strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	jittery Jim Carey's bananarama bangle	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	Jeselnik's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	huge supercharged tourmalime tourniquet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	twirling cool kumquartz ring	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	strawberyl necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	healthy sucker bucket of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	occult sucker hakama	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	yellow extremely unsafe sucker kabuto	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	extremely unsafe sucker tachi	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	huge sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	green grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	deionized huge fudge lily	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	diffused dry lime green fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	adequate fudgesicle	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	blinking The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	liquefied twirling upside-down devilish folio	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	maroon vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	purple lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	narrow jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	narrow avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	twirling gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	liquefied upside-down Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	spoiled thick fudge bunny	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	huge shaking fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	lime green scandalous healthy fudgecycle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	maroon Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	electrified resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	improved resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	tarnished resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	magnetized energized twirling resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	pickled electrified irradiated resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	unsweetened wobbly spinning resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	nitrogenated denatured wobbly resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	pressed aerosolized resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	extra-flattened Vulcanized olive resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	bouncing gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	anodized gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	activated cold-filtered red gummi snake	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	triple-tarnished gummi canary	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	spoiled blinking gummi bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	stale gray gummi bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	half-sized moldy gummi bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	delicious narrow drunki-bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	miniature decent drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	normal small wobbly drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	spinning arcane researcher's gummi bowtie	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	bouncing cool fudge pocket square	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	huge lollipop cufflinks of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	skewed trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	shaking belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	adjusted blurry gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	activated liquefied tumbling lime green gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	irradiated lime green gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	teal all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	narrow vibrating Big Candy's tophat of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	olive Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	ghostly Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	narrow red Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	red blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	normal bite-sized shaking jerky coins	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	spirit-forward mediocre upside-down Go-Wassail	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	deionized fuchsia wobbly Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	altered bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	anodized wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	red Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	huge pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	jittery cyan pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	maroon shaking pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	twirling pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	narrow pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	blinking pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	improved blurry red Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	blurry purple whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	flavorless miniature berries of suffering	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	triple-colloidal Vulcanized twirling baobab sap	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	Vulcanized enhanced extra-liquefied narrow Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	acceptable weak Barulio's bottle	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	galvanized triple-moist maroon jittery Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	bouncing wobbly Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	shaking half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	pickled desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	tumbling Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	spinning pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	Jeselnik's beefcake's Leapin' Trousers	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
5544	drinkable eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	tasty hamhock	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	skewed Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	spinning skewed blurry sizzling Trusty	0		Hot Damage: +10
5553	huge jittery can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	polarized fireclutch	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 53
5556	resourceful sage Rain-Doh wings	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	mirror Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	mirror MacGyver's therapeutic Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	shellacked fortified Rain-Doh lantern	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	ghostly Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	shaking huge Rain-Doh violet bo of Calamity Jane of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	red Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	tasty special shaking PB&BP	3	awesome	Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 20
5566	decent club sandwich	3	good	
5567	flavorless corned-beef Reuben	3	decent	
5568	huge frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	upside-down dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	narrow Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	hand-crafted weak red Drac & Tan	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	delicious Transylvania Sling	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	irresponsibly strong delicious mirror Shot of the Living Dead	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	hand-crafted Buttery Knob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Slippery Knob	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	irresponsibly strong lousy skewed narrow Flaming Knob	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	hand-crafted twirling Grasshopper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	acceptable Locust	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	artisanal Plague of Locusts	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	artisanal Red Dwarf	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	mediocre yellow narrow Golden Mean	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	weak tolerable Green Giant	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	artisanal watered-down Aye Aye	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	bad Aye Aye, Captain	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	watered-down bad Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Humanitini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	spirit-forward drinkable More Humanitini than Humanitini	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	artisanal cyan Oh, the Humanitini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	hand-crafted Great Older Fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	mediocre Fuzzy Tentacle	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	artisanal Crazymaker	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	smooth irresponsibly strong Zoodriver	10	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	tolerable pulsating Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	tolerable Suffering Sinner	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	mediocre special teal Suppurating Sinner	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	bad Sizzling Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	mediocre triple-distilled bouncing Firewater	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	acceptable watered-down Earth and Firewater	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	watered-down hand-crafted Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	special lousy irresponsibly strong Slimosa	9	decent	Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	artisanal weak Extra-slimy Slimosa	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	lousy Slimebite	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	drinkable Cement Mixer	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Jackhammer	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	triple-distilled special acceptable mirror Dump Truck	7	good	Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	perfectly mixed Fauna Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	mediocre teal Chakra Libre	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	distilled lousy olive Aura Libre	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	drinkable high-proof Sazerorc	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	bad strong Sazuruk-hai	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	weak mediocre blinking squat Flaming Sazerorc	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	tolerable Green Velvet	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	high-proof lousy Green Muslin	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Green Burlap	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	lousy extra-dry Mohobo	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	acceptable Moonshine Mohobo	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	mediocre narrow blinking Flaming Mohobo	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	smooth practically non-alcoholic Drunken Philosopher	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	special aged Drunken Neurologist	4	awesome	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	acceptable high-proof upside-down spinning Drunken Astrophysicist	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	bad irresponsibly strong Dark & Starry	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	aged green Black Hole	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	weak aged twirling Event Horizon	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	artisanal spinning Herring Daiquiri	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	acceptable weak Herring Wallbanger	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	lousy lime green Herringtini	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	delicious Lollipop Drop	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	delicious watered-down Candy Alexander	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	tolerable strong twirling Candicaine	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	tolerable watered-down Caipiranha	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	perfectly mixed squat squat Flying Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	watered-down mediocre Flaming Caipiranha	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	weak perfectly mixed Punchplanter	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	spirit-forward drinkable shaking Doublepunchplanter	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	weak lousy shaking twirling Haymaker	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	olive Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	normal fungus	3	good	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	unsweetened polymerized tumbling stone wool	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
5644	stones	0		
5645	bouncing the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	twirling calendar fragment	0		
5647	skewed Rosewater's calendar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
5648	dog trainer's wizardly Boris's Helm	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	clever staph of homophones of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Alters Page Text
5650	MacGyver's slick Boris's Helm (askew) of the empath	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	bouncing upside-down mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	normal low-calorie nailswurst	1	good	
5655	irresponsibly strong mediocre used beer	7	decent	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	wobbly fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	huge spinning sage insulting hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	Annie Oakley's offensive moustache	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
5661	spinning banded hairshirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	wobbly microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	narrow blue How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	moldy half-sized fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	2	crappy	
5671	fancy watered-down acceptable slap and slap again	2	good	Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 40
5672	jittery gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	blinking ghostly &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	mixed watered-down Red Minotaur	1		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 40
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	wholesome Ze&trade; goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	spinning soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	personal trainer's stylish swimsuit of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	twirling lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	rotten ghostly P.B.L.T.	4	crappy	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	fuchsia BURT	0		
5684	narrow handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	green bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	olive wool UV monocular	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	mirror Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	energetic quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
5693	manspreader's phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	healthy bugbear detector	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	cyan 1 Meat	0		
5698	squat executive Jim Carey's The Lost Glasses	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
5699	jittery lime green The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	ghostly crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	wax hat of the scaredy-cat of doom	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	curative groovy wax pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	squat FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	energized drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	flame-wreathed smooth fireman's helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	huge maroon stiffened fire axe	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	Sherlock's ribald fire extinguisher of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	squat Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	tasty FDKOL hotcakes	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	mirror hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	rotten huge fiery wing	7	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	skewed curative occult wings of fire	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	teal Herculean FDKOL fire hose	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	triple-polymerized chilled lime green bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	squat molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	resourceful arcane researcher's hot daub bun	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	greedy Annie Oakley's hot daub stand	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	Tesla electrified foot-long hot daub	0		MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	mirror ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	stale super-sized angst burger	5	decent	
5731	acceptable irresponsibly strong 5-hour acrimony	8	good	
5732	ghostly blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	normal forbidden sausage	4	good	
5735	Socratic Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	warmed skewed Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 36
5737	anodized corrupted quadruple-aerosolized blinking daub-breaker	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Van der Graaf Camp Scout backpack	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	spoiled bag of GORP	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	mediocre ghostly water purification pills	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	bad distilled CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	thick normal special bag of GORF	5	good	Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	flavorless bag of QWOP	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	vacuum-sealed extra-concentrated shaking CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	acceptable CSA cheerfulness ration	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	delicious cyan crappy brain	3	awesome	
5753	adequate decent brain	4	good	
5754	flavorless good brain	3	decent	
5755	huge toothsome boss brain	8	awesome	
5756	moldy blurry hunter brain	3	crappy	
5758	electrified strapping Staff of Holiday Sensations of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	olive manspreader's staff of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +10
5760	upside-down bouncing prompt Sherlock's wicked staff	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3
5761	prompt miser's MacGyver's Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	spinning nose	0		
5763	yellow Fonzie's Superhero Reboots of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1
5764	pulsating Van der Graaf fuzzy busby of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	jittery fuzzy earmuffs of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	Lo Pan's rock-hard boxer's fuzzy montera	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	blurry Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	purple fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	dog trainer's razor-sharp Barney's rake	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1
5778	toothsome ghostly idiot brain	3	awesome	
5779	foul-smelling keel-haulin' knife	0		Stench Damage: +10
5780	curative ice cream scoop	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5781	tolerable green soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	4	good	
5782	pulsating tumbling lime green morningwood plank	0		
5783	blinking raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	spinning bouncing smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	gray bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	maroon therapeutic Rosewater's right bear arm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	dog trainer's Annie Oakley's banded left bear arm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	Hat O' Nine Tails of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
5794	modified polarized ghostly Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 55
5795	magnetized Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 28
5796	corrupted narrow Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 37
5797	corrupted Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46
5798	deionized corrupted flattened Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 30
5799	energized spinning eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 41
5800	deionized Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 16
5801	enhanced aerosolized Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 43
5802	energized flattened liquefied perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 20
5803	denatured liquefied warmed White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 27
5804	oxidized flattened pulsating Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 31
5805	ionized oxidized breath mint	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 36
5806	liquefied boiled energized muesli	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 57
5807	warmed glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 29
5808	polarized jittery glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 40
5809	tarnished double-alkaline twirling Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 18
5810	frozen triple-enhanced bouncing Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 19
5811	deionized altered olive tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 28
5812	boiled skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 19
5813	pressed blinking upside-down smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 29
5814	polymerized blob of acid	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 24
5815	tarnished flayed mind	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 11
5816	corrupted activated kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 13
5817	double-enhanced improved forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 24
5818	colloidal Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 66
5819	aerosolized squat gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 65
5820	modified bull blubber	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 45
5821	extra-concentrated double-anodized frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 61
5822	adjusted concentrated pulsating gazely stare	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 36
5823	frozen mirror twirling canopic jar	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 23
5824	Vulcanized clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 14
5825	cold-filtered dry Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 54
5826	Vulcanized nitrogenated blue zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 48
5827	ionized wobbly spinning skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 21
5828	deionized upside-down gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 63
5829	pickled tumbling janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 58
5830	nitrogenated pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 50
5831	polarized tumbling pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 30
5832	double-cold-filtered altered boiled secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 38
5833	moist diffused brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 60
5834	alkaline anodized holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 17
5835	warmed scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 13
5836	flattened red ghostly embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 39
5837	irradiated Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 20
5838	flattened blurry Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 28
5839	adjusted ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 16
5840	deionized diffused Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 52
5841	double-vacuum-sealed wet spinning blurry A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 39
5842	dry alkaline toothbrush	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 52
5843	electrified teal upside-down pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 51
5844	altered ionized una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 37
5845	triple-polarized oxidized aerosolized compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 55
5846	moist triple-corrupted pressed blinking salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 37
5847	activated vacuum-sealed unholy water	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 43
5848	corrupted Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 61
5849	nitrogenated wet non-ionized shaking handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 21
5850	non-irradiated ionized space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 53
5851	concentrated gray temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17
5852	concentrated oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 18
5853	polymerized aerosolized fuchsia shaking stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 50
5854	double-warmed triple-electrified BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 49
5855	pressed tumbling Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 31
5856	polarized alkaline spinning Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 69
5857	cold-filtered super-tarnished purple grey cube	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 32
5858	quadruple-alkaline votive candle	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 53
5859	colloidal irradiated narrow booby trap	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 42
5860	extra-activated Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 42
5861	ionized improved fuchsia good ash	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 34
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	twirling Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	quantum concentrated tumbling papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	ionized polarized papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	modified pressed papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	bouncing up-at-dawn extremely unsafe papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	yellow frightening papier-m&acirc;chine gun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	lime green ruddy papier-masque of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	nippy resourceful papier-mitre	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	huge flame-wreathed chaotic papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	maroon papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	teal papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	wobbly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	brawny Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Muscle Percent: +20
5879	gray Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	friendly crafty skeleton skis of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	rotten skewed skeleton quiche	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	blue smelly careful supercool Bonestabber of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	perfectly mixed maroon crystal skeleton vodka	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	upside-down Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	fortified auxiliary backbone	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	green skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	flattened quadruple-flattened that gum you like	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 16
5893	ghostly dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	mirror Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	olive canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	dehydrated red bouncing tumbling Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	bouncing jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	narrow squat jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	mirror teal skewed pixel pill	0		
5907	wobbly pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ghostly ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	fuchsia manspreader's medical-grade wedding ring	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	blinking Lo Pan's slick Solstice Shield	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
5913	enhanced candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	improved mirror pulsating mirror sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	tarnished blinking beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	extra-colloidal bouncing sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	warmed olive blurry cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	zippy plastic animelf	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	beefy plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	huge blinking sinister plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	jittery slick plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	skewed shaking steel-toed plastic MechaElf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	maroon skewed ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	squat BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	ghostly bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	skewed blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	extremely unsafe educational plastic four-shadowed mime of extreme caution	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	chaotic steel-toed plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	Van der Graaf plastic Rene C. Corman of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	lion tamer's padded plastic Lord Flameface	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	narrow mansplainer's plastic Beebee King	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	extremely unsafe plastic Queen Bee	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	studded plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	veiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	plastic spiderbugbear of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	coward's plastic peacannon	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	plastic the Free Man of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	family-friendly plastic fire servant	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	therapeutic plastic mumblebee	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	shaking strapping plastic moneybee	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	thinker's plastic beebee gunners	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	blurry bouncing plastic beebee queue of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	huge veiny plastic buzzerker	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	rock-hard plastic bee swarm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	blinking plastic batbugbear of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	gravedigger's plastic bugaboo	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	green pulsating Sherlock's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	plastic ops bugbear of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	pulsating yellow Sherlock's plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	plastic cavebugbear of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	ghostly beefy plastic Norville Rogers	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	horrifying plastic Scott the Miner	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	supercharged plastic angry space marine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	razor-sharp plastic Father McGruber	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	bouncing gray plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	healthy plastic blazing bat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	up-at-dawn executive electronic dulcimer pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	forbidden dance instructor's Frown Exerciser	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	yellow squat soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	pulsating soul mask of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	skewed record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	silent beret of the brute of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	bland slice of pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	squat huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	practically non-alcoholic bad tankard of ale	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	olive vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	tumbling auspicious Temple Grandin's cloth cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	mirror therapeutic forbidden iron dagger of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	thick moldy hamburger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	lousy weak huge tumbling bottle of wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	foul-smelling forbidden stylish iron helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	rosy-cheeked Samson's steel sword of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	special yummy huge whole roasted chicken	3	awesome	Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	yellow massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	gray extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	blinking potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	practically non-alcoholic mediocre shaking shining goblet	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	tumbling miser's horrifying crown of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	jittery slick wizardly sword of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	auspicious Helm of the Scream Emperor of terror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	pulsating flame-retardant scandalous beefy Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	twirling Lo Pan's extremely unsafe supercool Sword of Dark Omens	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	shaking curative strapping Shield of Icy Fate of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	scorching MacGyver's Greaves of the Murk Lord of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	zippy energetic Fonzie's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	wool therapeutic ruddy Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	gravedigger's educational Belt of Howling Anger of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	purple wobbly logging hatchet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
6011	orc wrist of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
6012	greedy freshwater pearl necklace	0		Meat Drop: +20
6013	skewed reassuring orcish stud-finder of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
6014	mirror hardy screwing pooch	0		Maximum HP: +50
6015	pickled flattened huge orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 30
6016	colloidal bouncing upside-down orcish rubber	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 34
6017	electrified ionized jittery orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 63
6018	hand-crafted weak backwoods screwdriver	2	EPIC	
6019	smelly loadstone	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
6020	ghostly upside-down weightlifter's Claybender glasses of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6021	baleful Sinatra's Duskwalker fangs	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25
6022	spinning Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	savvy Whoompa Fur Pants of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	wobbly frightening Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Spooky Damage: +5
6025	dry alkaline Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 24
6026	maroon wobbly ghostly Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	green Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	ghostly foul-smelling dress pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	Samson's badge of authority	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
6032	beefcake's motorcycle boots of the businessman	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6033	coward's grievous stolen necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20
6034	medical-grade Herculean troll britches	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	dry extra-nitrogenated vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 47
6036	tolerable weak huge artisanal limoncello	2	good	
6037	gray ginger ale	0		
6038	tasty huge mirror incredible pizza	7	awesome	
6039	wholesome oil cap of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	Annie Oakley's veiny oil lamp	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
6041	steel-toed oil slacks	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	huge inspector's oil pan	0		Item Drop: +15
6043	narrow jittery boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	teal ghostly BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	blue wobbly auspicious banded Misty Cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +10
6048	Jeselnik's Misty Robe of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
6049	shaking censurious lion tamer's friendly Misty Cape	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6050	fuchsia woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	flavorless Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	mediocre Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	triple-colloidal electrified upside-down Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	huge psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	avaricious fireproof Meatcleaver	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	savvy Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	blue Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	ghostly brainy Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	rosewater-soaked Crimbo tree flocker	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	wool Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	grievous Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	jittery sharp tin strip	0		
6065	twirling wad of spider silk	0		
6066	squat goblin collarbone	0		
6067	family-friendly Truthsayer of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	squat upside-down confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	modified tumbling haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	wet dry pressed magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	modified 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	distilled artisanal spinning squat McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	rotten shaking haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	mirror school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	olive bouncing vibrating haggis socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	jittery airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	blurry pulsating Microplushie: Otakulone of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	toasty Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	bouncing forbidden Microplushie: Bropane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	ghostly family-friendly Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	blinking cyan foul-smelling Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	shaking veiny Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	blinking supercool Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	blinking mirror Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	hale Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	wobbly Microplushie: Hipsterine of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	tumbling green classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	blinking gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	energetic Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	yellow homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	jittery Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	supercool brainy Ginsu&trade;	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	jittery bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	skewed bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	shaking zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	fuchsia CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	ghostly abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	tumbling bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	delicious Chinese beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	blurry furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	deionized double-improved narrow bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	wool novelty tattoo sleeves of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	makeshift yakuza mask of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	bouncing toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	huge Jeselnik's White Dragon Fang of the brute of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	deadly butterfly knife	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	red tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	blurry twirling pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	wizardly weighted paperclip chain	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	tumbling great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	mirror forbidden rubber gloves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	squat Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	adequate super-sized roasted duck	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	toothsome dead meat bun	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	manspreader's cat collar	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	spinning crafty suspicious-looking fedora of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	lime green Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	jittery MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	olive carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	yummy miniature shaking green carrot cake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	weak artisanal carrot claret	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	mixed carrot juice	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	squat squat pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	blurry Herculean smooth Byte	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	stylish anger blaster	0		Moxie: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	gray horrifying doubt cannon	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	vibrating fear condenser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	sinister regret hose	0		Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	cyan Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	dog trainer's wholesome commodore's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	blurry sage naval trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	hale smartaleck's deck cannon	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	blinking huge energetic ornamental sextant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	Tesla Socratic Bloodbath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Hundred Headed IPA	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	bland snack-sized chum	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	enhanced pickled frozen huge crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 22
6172	electrified chilled green candy crayons	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	deadly pixel grappling hook of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +5
6174	huge GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	squat GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	narrow cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	squat cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	skewed ghostly cosmic fruit	0		
6184	ghostly double-paned wool strapping Jarlsberg's hat	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: 6
6185	adequate consummate hard-boiled egg	3	good	
6186	spoiled consummate fried egg	3	crappy	
6187	enchanted tiny moldy consummate egg salad	1	crappy	Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 20
6188	spoiled consummate bagel	4	crappy	
6189	spoiled squat consummate sliced bread	3	crappy	
6190	flavorless small consummate hot dog bun	2	decent	
6191	bland squat consummate brownie	3	decent	
6192	bland consummate toast	3	decent	
6193	hand-crafted passable stout	3	EPIC	
6194	spoiled small tumbling consummate soup	2	crappy	
6195	bland squat upside-down consummate corn chips	3	decent	
6196	spoiled consummate salad	4	crappy	
6197	toothsome miniature mirror consummate salsa	2	awesome	
6198	flavorless red blurry consummate sauerkraut	3	decent	
6199	spoiled consummate cheese slice	4	crappy	
6200	snack-sized bland tumbling consummate melted cheese	2	decent	
6201	gigantic flavorless consummate bacon	9	decent	
6202	decent spinning consummate meatloaf	3	good	
6203	stale huge blinking shaking consummate steak	10	decent	
6204	fancy rotten thick skewed consummate cuts	5	crappy	Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 5
6205	stale consummate frankfurter	3	decent	
6206	big fancy spoiled consummate french fries	5	crappy	Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 5
6207	yummy fancy thick red consummate baked potato	5	awesome	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 45
6208	perfectly mixed acceptable vodka	4	EPIC	
6209	normal half-sized skewed consummate ice cream	2	good	
6210	adequate maroon consummate whipped cream	3	good	
6211	tiny flavorless consummate cream	1	decent	
6212	huge normal consummate strawberries	9	good	
6213	flavorless half-sized bouncing consummate sorbet	2	decent	
6214	tolerable watered-down adequate rum	2	good	
6215	weak perfectly mixed mediocre lager	2	EPIC	
6216	gigantic adequate immaculate grilled cheese	8	good	
6217	rotten immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	crappy	
6218	decent immaculate hot dog	3	good	
6219	decent maroon spinning immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	good	
6220	decent perfect sandwich	3	good	
6221	yummy perfect chef salad	3	awesome	
6222	low-calorie decent perfect breakfast	1	good	
6223	adequate sublime deluxe hot dog	4	good	
6224	moldy special sublime stew	3	crappy	Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 50
6225	immense adequate sublime nachos	8	good	
6226	thick stale pulsating olive Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	5	decent	
6227	small yummy shaking Loaded Baked Potato	2	awesome	
6228	normal huge tumbling Omega Sundae	8	good	
6229	mediocre boozy purple Das Sauerlager	5	decent	
6230	artisanal extra-dry Bologna Lambic	5	EPIC	
6231	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Vodka Dog	1	good	
6232	drinkable weak Disappointed Russian	2	good	
6233	bad spirit-forward fancy Chunky Mary	5	decent	Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 15
6234	enchanted drinkable Nachojito	4	good	Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 45
6235	practically non-alcoholic artisanal jittery Le Roi	1	super ultra EPIC	
6236	bad Over Easy Rider	3	decent	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	aerosolized colloidal bouncing blinking cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 15
6240	electrified Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 65
6241	deionized triple-enhanced censored can label	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 30
6242	double-flattened wobbly ghostly ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 46
6243	dry magnetized the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 53
6244	electrified flattened cat's paw	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 66
6245	boiled mirror ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 63
6246	quantum mirror demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 47
6247	galvanized shaking clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 29
6248	chilled unsweetened gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 66
6249	fuchsia ghostly dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	yellow prompt Annie Oakley's deadly educational numberwang of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6251	magnetized squat scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	deionized irradiated upside-down scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	narrow Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	bouncing Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pulsating pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	teal prompt hardy weightlifter's strapping Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	0		Muscle: 20, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	blinking perfumed Temple Grandin's quilted Staff of the Staff of Life of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	maroon studded Fonzie's thinker's Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	maroon twirling stanky hardy cool Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	nippy Staff of the Hearty Dinner of the pedagogue of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	foul-smelling Lo Pan's quilted Staff of the All-Steak	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	Usain Bolt's scorching Staff of Fruit Salad of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	scandalous dog trainer's shellacked Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	enchanted half-sized stale grain of protein powder	2	decent	Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 30
6268	boiled polarized warmed pec oil	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 54
6269	gym membership card of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
6270	quadruple-ionized frozen dry Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 55
6271	wobbly massive dumbbell	0		
6272	blinking careful healthy penguin keychain	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10
6273	non-diffused O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 69
6274	drinkable open sauce	4	good	
6275	deadly brawny turkey leg	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5
6276	mediocre strong squat Ye Olde Meade	5	decent	
6277	pressed huge bouncing Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 15
6278	shaking Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	Temple Grandin's pewter claymore	0		Familiar Weight: +7
6280	tumbling artisanal rice peeler	0		Item Drop: +5
6281	bland half-sized heirloom grape tomato	2	decent	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	lime green spinning brown felt tophat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	blinking miser's toasty Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	double-paned wicked Mark II Steam-Hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	narrow rosewater-soaked double-paned Fonzie's Herculean Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	narrow greasy hardened stylish Mark IV Steam-Hat of dire peril of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	twirling wool medical-grade studded educational Mark V Steam-Hat of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	wobbly Jim Carey's educational punk rock jacket	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25
6292	supercool Rosewater's safety pin	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20
6293	bland snack-sized wobbly stolen sushi	2	decent	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	non-Vulcanized ionized gray Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 39
6301	boiled wobbly possibility potion	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 68
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	skewed studded sinister razor-sharp smartaleck's Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	lime green narrow twirling zippy auspicious Fonzie's slick beefcake's Jarlsberg's pan	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	alkaline energized celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	improved celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	anodized nitrogenated celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	vacuum-sealed lime green celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	wobbly jittery extremely unsafe Uncle Buck	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	Usain Bolt's SCUBA tank of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Adventure Underwater
6316	jittery Newton's deep six-shooter of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +7
6317	censurious stanky sea chaps	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	electrified sea holster of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6319	electrified ionized blurry shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 44
6320	long-forgotten necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	red foul-smelling shellacked Fonzie's jam band	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +10
6324	stiffened brawny wizardly aquamariner's ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
6325	jittery wicked Socratic stylish aquamariner's necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
6326	yellow miser's pearl diver's ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6327	double-paned pearl diver's necklace of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	skewed scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	cyan curative hardy cozy scimitar of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
6333	asbestos-lined smelly Tesla Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Breakable
6334	cozy bazooka of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
6335	twirling hale Newton's sea mantle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20
6336	gravedigger's fortified sea shawl	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	padded groovy sea cape	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	bouncing saltwaterbed	0		
6339	vibrating wizardly muddy pirate hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	nippy crafty floral-print skirt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	stiffened weightlifter's spectral axe	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 1
6342	twirling Jim Carey's studded super-strong air freshener	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25
6343	deionized Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 30
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	enhanced altered ghostly Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 13
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	extra-oxidized aerosolized liquefied teal Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 65
6348	mirror weightlifter's Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	manspreader's Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	maroon coward's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	Mer-kin finpaddle of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
6352	nippy Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	wet super-warmed denatured skewed Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 34
6355	colloidal cyan Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 50
6356	mirror Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	mirror Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	twirling arcane researcher's Mer-kin begsign	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	oxidized irradiated pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	quantum polarized pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	dry warmed ghostly pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	irradiated huge pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	nitrogenated extra-denatured alkaline wobbly pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	triple-ionized warmed pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	Vulcanized energized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	mirror lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	aged triple-distilled shaking lime green can of the cheapest beer	10	awesome	
6372	perfectly mixed bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	4	EPIC	
6373	delicious single swig of vodka	4	awesome	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	tumbling miser's testy toolbox	0		Meat Drop: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	mirror chlorine crystal	0		
6380	oxidized polymerized blinking ph balancer	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 58
6381	chilled enhanced mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 64
6382	pulsating green nugget of sodium	0		
6383	gray root beer	1	good	
6384	blurry jigsaw blade	0		
6385	spinning blurry wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	purple blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	warmed colloidal jittery Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 24
6390	moist enhanced lime green Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 48
6391	concentrated nitrogenated blinking Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 24
6392	wholesome dance instructor's scale-mail underwear	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	alkaline dry yellow comb jelly	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 23
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	yellow shaking inky squid sauce	0		
6396	red upside-down wobbly Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	improved warmed tumbling wobbly Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 22
6400	pulsating Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	triple-unsweetened double-alkaline tear	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 62
6402	denatured upside-down jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 45
6403	concentrated purple grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 48
6404	chilled violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 30
6405	alkaline electrified warmed bouncing worst candy	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 37
6406	moist fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 62
6407	pulsating spinning careful quilted smartaleck's Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	shaking corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	skewed clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	bland huge flavorless gruel	6	decent	
6416	flavorless upside-down mana curds	4	decent	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	super-anodized moth dust	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 39
6420	energized upside-down shaking glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 36
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	adequate vampire chowder	3	good	
6423	ghostly Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	red Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	flavorless Dreadsylvanian stew	3	decent	
6427	bad Dreadsylvanian	3	decent	
6428	altered unsweetened Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 57
6429	aerosolized altered shaking Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 38
6430	wholesome sage dreadful fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	auspicious dreadful sweater	0		Item Drop: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	dreadful glove of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	blurry Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	yellow Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	blurry upside-down Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	family-friendly mansplainer's electrified Covers-Your-Head	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	double-paned veiny brawny Drapes-You-Regally	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	Sinatra's Newton's Warms-Your-Tush of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	Annie Oakley's weightlifter's Helps-You-Sleep	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Blind
6444	rosewater-soaked stanky Quiets-Your-Steps of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6445	curative Protects-Your-Junk of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6446	hand-crafted strong Gets-You-Drunk	5	EPIC	
6447	resourceful rock-hard Great Wolf's headband of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	baleful Great Wolf's left paw of the blizzard of courage	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	blinking rock-hard stiffened cool Great Wolf's right paw	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 6, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	lightning-fast Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	mirror energetic Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the ox of the detective	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	bouncing Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	corrupted colloidal Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 52
6454	wobbly censurious manspreader's zombie mariachi hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	purple personal trainer's Rosewater's zombie accordion of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	Temple Grandin's thinker's zombie mariachi pants of the empath	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: 12, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	gray razor-sharp HOA regulation book of the wise owl of the storm	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40
6458	olive HOA zombie eyes of Tarzan of Leguizamo of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	fuchsia Oprah's experienced Mayor Ghost's toupee of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	teal wobbly squat healthy sinister arcane researcher's Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	spinning scorching chaotic Da Vinci's Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	occult dance instructor's Mayor Ghost's gavel of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	groovy thinker's Mayor Ghost's sash of the empath	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
6467	spinning Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	stale huge maroon ghost pepper	3	decent	
6469	gravedigger's sharpshooter's supercool Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	shaking pulsating lightning-fast chilly careful Drunkula's cape	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	steel-toed Drunkula's silky pants of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	zippy gravedigger's vibrating Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	lime green razor-sharp Drunkula's wineglass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6475	artisanal fortified bottle of Bloodweiser	5	EPIC	
6476	smooth Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +3, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	arcane researcher's weightlifter's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	family-friendly banded slick Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	auspicious coward's sharpshooter's experienced stylish Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100
6480	greasy dance instructor's Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
6481	hale fortified Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +20
6482	red nasty rock-hard Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
6483	Kool-Aid	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6484	blue dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	bouncing dreadful roast	0		
6487	ghostly stinking agaricus	0		
6488	rotten Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	crappy	
6489	tumbling music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	narrow wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	gray arcane researcher's Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	teal huge blood kiwi	0		
6497	yellow eau de mort	0		
6498	drinkable olive bloody kiwitini	3	good	
6499	squat moon-amber	0		
6500	blurry polished moon-amber	0		
6501	cyan spinning reassuring chaotic Newton's moon-amber necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6502	pulsating Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	skewed lard-coated sizzling hangman's hood of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6505	blurry inspector's foul-smelling thinker's ring finger ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	huge ribald medical-grade cool iron helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	nippy hale cool iron breastplate	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10
6510	electrified cool iron greaves of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	skewed boxer's beefcake's ghost shawl	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	wobbly family-friendly warm fur	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
6514	scandalous snowstick	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
6515	zippy eerie fetish	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6516	practically non-alcoholic fancy tolerable narrow stinkwater	1	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 40
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	miniature bland accidental mutton	2	decent	
6519	Van der Graaf smartaleck's drafty drawers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	shaking fireproof double-paned wolfskull mask	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	twirling lion tamer's guts necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
6522	prompt lion tamer's groping claw	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3
6523	Fonzie's vengeful spirit	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
6524	friendly BOOtonniere	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6525	concentrated wet ghost thread	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 58
6526	frosty Herculean bag of unfinished business	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6527	bouncing steel-toed fortified transparent pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	hothammer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
6529	weak acceptable squat Thriller Ice	2	good	
6530	ghostly Sinatra's grandfather watch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	blue wobbly reassuring quilted spyglass	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1
6533	sizzling vial of hot blood	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
6534	narrow aromatic remorseless knife	0		Stench Resistance: +1
6535	Jim Carey's intimidating coiffure	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	mirror blurry manspreader's smartaleck's cod cape	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10
6537	moldy blood sausage	4	crappy	
6538	blinking ribald coward's frying brainpan	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10
6539	smelly brawny ball and chain	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6540	frightening dry bone	0		Spooky Damage: +5
6541	purple extremely unsafe tailbone shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Thorns: 1
6542	skewed deadly tonguebone	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
6543	Jeselnik's pogo stick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
6545	lime green reassuring studded weightlifter's weedy skirt	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	mirror frightening pants of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	squat cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	narrow ghostly cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	yellow sleaze cluster	0		
6556	ionized modified triple-nitrogenated phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 69
6557	adjusted nitrogenated enhanced shaking mirror phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 28
6558	enhanced phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 44
6559	ionized phial of stench	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 52
6560	unsweetened purple phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 65
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	squat manspreader's hand of Mr. Cards	0		Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	yummy thick Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	5	awesome	
6565	special adequate Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	good	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 20
6566	yummy Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	awesome	
6567	stale Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	decent	
6568	normal snack-sized Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2	good	
6569	boozy tolerable green Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	5	good	
6570	acceptable green Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	4	good	
6571	perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian grimlet	4	super ultra mega EPIC	
6572	artisanal huge Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6573	drinkable special spirit-forward Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	5	good	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 10
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	teal dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	ruddy hot dog wrapper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
6585	Jack Frost's wizardly debonair deboner	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6586	enhanced olive chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 36
6587	jittery blinking Rosewater's jar of frostigkraut	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Aura: 1
6588	red gnawed-up dog bone of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
6589	stylish Grey Guanon	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6590	greedy family-friendly Engorged Sausages and You of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +100
6591	drinkable dream of a dog	4	good	
6592	jittery Jeselnik's veiny optimal spreadsheet of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	dried red wobbly epic cluster	1	decent	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	yellow clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	squat clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	yellow clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	maroon clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	wobbly clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	olive clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	shaking clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	hand-crafted Cold One	4	???	
6616	spoiled spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	maroon twirling folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	olive folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	squat folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	wobbly folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	wobbly folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	ghostly folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	gray folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	ghostly folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	gray mirror folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	jittery folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	maroon Oprah's Fonzie's slide rule	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50
6649	wet ionized tumbling blinking Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 14
6650	mirror mirror Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	blurry twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	artisanal enchanted stepmom's booze	4	EPIC	Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 10
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	jittery band T-shirt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
6655	practically non-alcoholic bad enchanted fountain 'soda'	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	reassuring Oprah's pickelhaube	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	altered blinking hair oil	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 61
6659	ionized twirling scrap	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 42
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	skewed olive suspension bridge	0		
6662	brawny thinker's Staff of the Lunch Lady of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
6663	universal key	0		
6664	blinking world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	blinking flame-retardant dangerous deathchucks	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
6666	squat eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	wobbly clay homunculus	0		
6671	altered sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 25
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	upside-down stinkbomb	0		
6675	cold-filtered polarized olive superwater	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 64
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	strapping Yearbook Club Camera	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	frightening machete	0		Spooky Damage: +5
6680	tolerable Cursed Punch	4	good	
6681	aged Bowl of Scorpions	3	awesome	
6682	smooth maroon Fog Murderer	4	awesome	
6683	shaking book of matches	0		
6684	beefy surgical mask	0		Muscle: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	cyan mirror ribald head mirror	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	clever half-size scalpel	0		Maximum MP: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	mansplainer's surgical apron	0		Monster Level: +15, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	savvy bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	tumbling McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	narrow moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	purple crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	narrow scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	narrow imitation White Russian	1	crappy	
6704	spinning arcane researcher's short-handled mop of courage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
6705	spoiled blinking jungle floor wax	4	crappy	
6706	blinking smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	modified upside-down colorful toad	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 41
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	blue attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	ribald foul-smelling pygmy briefs	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	family-friendly wicked sphygmomanometer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6716	boiled shaking bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 51
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	squat censurious grievous compression stocking	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6719	nasty stylish midriff scrubs	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +5
6720	cold-filtered quadruple-irradiated pill cup	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 22
6721	flame-retardant studded strapping water bottle	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	nitrogenated purple pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 50
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	immense spoiled jittery wobbly exotic jungle fruit	6	crappy	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	squat dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	blinking tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	tumbling UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	squat funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	wobbly twirling claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	purple Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	irradiated dry teal bent scrap	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 12
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	flame-retardant junk band	0		Hot Resistance: +1
6743	squat junk trunks of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	up-at-dawn junk-mail shirt	0		Adventures: +5
6745	yummy fuchsia junk food	4	awesome	
6746	perfectly mixed purple junk yard	4	EPIC	
6747	medical-grade groovy swordzall	0		Moxie Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6748	groovy arm buzzer	0		Moxie Percent: +10
6749	jittery lion tamer's sinister boilgun	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
6750	lime green Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	bouncing handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	wobbly beer bottle	0		
6755	tumbling beer label	0		
6756	pulsating artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	drinkable twirling can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	drinkable can of Drooling Monk	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	drinkable can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	mediocre bottle of Old Pugilist	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	mediocre bottle of Professor Beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	tolerable bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bottle of Race Car Red	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	weak acceptable bottle of Greedy Dog	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	delicious bottle of Lambada Lambic	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	ghostly liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	dangerous tin tam of the brute of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	pickled non-modified blurry tin cup	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	greedy careful forbidden tin foil	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	asbestos-lined savvy tin drum of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	skewed tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	boiled bouncing tumbling foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 23
6777	chilled seal sweat	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 35
6778	alkaline jittery gray blinking boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 52
6779	lime green crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	chilly studded sealhide shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +5
6781	smelly scabrous seal epaulets of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6782	bouncing abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	huge nasty scorching Oprah's seal medal	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5
6784	bouncing deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	spinning broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	pulsating soap knife	0		
6795	non-liquefied disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 18
6796	deionized disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 21
6797	liquefied tumbling shaking disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 15
6798	quantum jittery jittery disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 60
6799	chilled chilled disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 64
6800	electrified moist disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 24
6801	irradiated disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 19
6802	double-alkaline polymerized disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 11
6803	quadruple-cold-filtered pressed twirling disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 39
6804	nitrogenated flattened nitrogenated disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 21
6805	altered disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 32
6806	aerosolized disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 27
6807	skewed personal trainer's The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	huge cyan ghostly ghostly toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	beer-battered accordion of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	wobbly scorching baritone accordion	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	smelly mama's squeezebox	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	crafty guancertina	0		Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	veiny accordion file	0		Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	twirling mirror Newton's accord ion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	blurry bone bandoneon of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	squat crafty pentatonic accordion	0		Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	smelly non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	prompt hardy Accordion of Jordion	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	twirling scorching autocalliope	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	accordionoid rocca of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	pulsating ruddy pygmy concertinette	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	careful ghost accordion of terror	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	green scandalous peace accordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	mirror sizzling frosty alarm accordion	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	banded cool All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of terror	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	dog trainer's sharpshooter's KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
6828	tolerable discocktail	4	good	
6829	supercharged KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
6830	ghostly savvy Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
6831	boiled frozen ghostly ghostly Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 24
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	energized ionized double-wet purple Milk Studs	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 26
6834	tarnished quadruple-wet mirror box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 22
6835	polymerized chilled bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 25
6836	corrupted wet narrow PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 68
6837	extra-nitrogenated upside-down Swizzler	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 29
6838	liquefied liquefied Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 60
6839	ionized jam	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 34
6840	irradiated altered Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
6841	pressed corrupted yellow shaking 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 25
6842	pressed adjusted vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 60
6843	dry super-anodized squat jittery bone bons	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 25
6844	cold-filtered dry spinning ironic mint	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 26
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	dance instructor's security flashlight	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6849	pickled ionized aerosolized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 62
6850	spinning energetic wicked sturdy cane of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	cyan tumbling desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	narrow miser's Bal-musette accordion	0		Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	maroon Cajun accordion of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	slick quirky accordion	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	horrifying rosy-cheeked Skipper's accordion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	spinning auspicious perfumed stiffened Pantsgiving of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	spoiled can of sardines	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	immense delicious skewed high-calorie sugar substitute	10	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	normal pat of butter	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	adequate fancy dinner roll	3	good	Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	fancy decent mashed potatoes	3	good	Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	half-sized bland whole turkey leg	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	massive stale upside-down deviled egg	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	activated nitrogenated finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	unsweetened ionized pulsating dented spoon	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	alkaline love note	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	chilled mirror nail file	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	chilled upside-down squat candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	tumbling gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	deionized polymerized shaking cyan ghostly post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	twirling pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	bouncing pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	squat zippy Jeselnik's sinister bowl of petunias of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	friendly rock-hard supercool power sock of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	squat miser's knitted cool wool sock of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	Sinatra's brainy moustache sock of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	ionized shaking spirit gum	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 24
6886	blinking shaking spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	wobbly shaking spirit bed	0		
6891	shaking greasy educational wizardly spirit bell	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	altered denatured purple spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	pickled freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	oxidized flattened diffused bouncing blinking blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	tarnished pickled twirling handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	colloidal galvanized tumbling tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	tarnished yellow Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	pulsating Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	teal Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	family-friendly dog trainer's flask flops	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6903	quadruple-electrified bouncing nuts	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	flattened bouncing huge bolts	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	spoiled gingerbread robot	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	spoiled petit 4.1	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	decent nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	maroon plastic GORM-8 of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	plastic warbear of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	friendly plastic Toybot	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	friendly plastic warbear fortress	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	zippy careful plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	ghostly warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	red flame-retardant electrified hardened warbear hoverbelt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	tumbling warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	cold-filtered moist blinking warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	double-aerosolized red warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	moist mirror red warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	rotten warbear feasting bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	rotten ghostly warbear warrior bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	adequate warbear thermoregulator bread	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	practically non-alcoholic acceptable warbear feasting mead	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	drinkable boozy warbear bearserker mead	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	artisanal weak warbear blizzard mead	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	skewed Annie Oakley's beefcake's warbear plain fedora of the empath	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	avaricious warbear feathered fedora	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	narrow sizzling warbear fedora of horror of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	gravedigger's educational warbear plain helm of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	warbear spiked helm of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	razor-sharp educational beefcake's warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	supercool weightlifter's warbear plain ushanka of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	Jeselnik's warbear lined ushanka	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	wobbly scandalous friendly arcane researcher's warbear heated ushanka	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	mirror warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	stanky wizardly beefcake's warbear party pants	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	veiny warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	horrifying rosy-cheeked grievous warbear high festival pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	huge blue greedy Annie Oakley's stylish warbear battle greaves	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	narrow dog trainer's warbear officer greaves	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	lion tamer's coward's warbear bearserker greaves of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	blinking pulsating flame-retardant warbear johns of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	coward's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	skewed scandalous chilly ruddy warbear johns	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	Sherlock's Socratic warbear goggles of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	upside-down rosy-cheeked warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	gravedigger's Tesla rosy-cheeked warbear polarized goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	gray flame-wreathed vibrating warbear laser bowtie of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	skewed warbear plasma bowtie of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	asbestos-lined warbear nuclear bowtie of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	forbidden warbear warscarf of James Dean of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	warbear fleece-lined warscarf of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	aromatic deadly warbear warscarf of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	squat warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	mirror warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	sharpshooter's warbear foil hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	squat warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	teal hardened warbear oil pan of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	skewed warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	educational warbear exhaust manifold	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	spinning warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	tumbling twirling warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	cyan warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	shaking pulsating blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	studded die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	wobbly huge die-cast Doc the Reindeer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	ruddy die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	blue ghostly hale die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	upside-down miser's die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	wobbly mansplainer's die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	perfumed die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	pulsating dog trainer's die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	blinking personal trainer's die-cast factory worker elf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	fortified die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	friendly die-cast middle-management elf	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	miser's die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	purple die-cast stocking-stuffer elf of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	mirror die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	Socratic die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	skewed perfumed clever die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	knitted die-cast turtle mech	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	die-cast Swiss hen of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	pulsating perfumed die-cast killing bird	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	Newton's die-cast ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	skewed maroon personal trainer's die-cast goose a-laying	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	sharpshooter's die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	twirling wobbly dangerous die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	occult die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	personal trainer's die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	upside-down boxer's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	healthy die-cast Father Crimborg of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	supercool beefcake's die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	bouncing supercharged die-cast Uncle Hobo of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	tumbling fortified die-cast Father Crimbo of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	ghostly The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	ionized magnetized upside-down Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	diluted yellow handful of Smithereens	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	adequate thick upside-down Every Day is Like This Sundae	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	moldy Miserable Pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	decent gigantic This Charming Flan	6	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	acceptable maroon Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	mediocre spinning Strikes Again Bigmouth	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	perfectly mixed shaking Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	spinning Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	bouncing huge smelly coward's Work is a Four Letter Sword of extreme caution of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -45, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	narrow teal friendly Tesla rosy-cheeked Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	horrifying supercharged Sheila Take a Crossbow of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	miser's forbidden extremely unsafe A Light that Never Goes Out of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	censurious hardened Half a Purse of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	grievous Samson's Hairpiece On Fire of the sewer of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	prompt energetic Vicar's Tutu of mayonnaise of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	Sherlock's Tesla Hand in Glove of the detective	0		Item Drop: 45, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	bouncing padded Meat Tenderizer is Murder of dire peril of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	auspicious lion tamer's Sinatra's Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	MacGyver's boxer's Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	red censurious smartaleck's Saucepanic of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	bouncing steel-toed groovy slick Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	baleful arcane researcher's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	jittery baleful third-hand lantern	0		Spell Damage: +25
7031	jittery loose purse strings	0		
7032	adequate pickled egg	3	good	
7033	jittery cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	mirror warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	cyan twirling warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	ionized boiled skewed warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	lime green warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	blurry warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	purple warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	blinking warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	nitrogenated glass slipper	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	boiled cyan antimatter wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	activated warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	vacuum-sealed electrified warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	quantum modified ionized warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	tiny adequate fancy blinking warbear gyro	1	good	Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	aerosolized recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	skewed warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	big rotten breakfast mess	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	rotten breakfast miracle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	improved Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	blue warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	bouncing festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	modified blue grim fairy tale	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	shaking grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	boiled chilled single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	Vulcanized boiled wobbly single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 63
7069	blurry Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	low-calorie spoiled bouncing snow berries	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	decent ice harvest	3	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	altered pulsating bouncing frost flower	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	non-galvanized snow cleats	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	magnetized non-diffused liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	fancy rotten snow crab	3	crappy	Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	artisanal weak huge Ice Island Long Tea	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	snow mobile of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	experienced ice bucket	0		Experience: +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	twirling pulsating resourceful strapping snow shovel	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	teal executive brawny bod-ice of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	upside-down olive spinning hardened quilted smartaleck's snow belt of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	flame-retardant sharpshooter's studded ice nine of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	artisanal blinking En Una Fila Tequila	4	EPIC	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	crappy	
7092	deadly educational warbear dress helmet	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	blinking smelly forbidden warbear dress bracers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	asbestos-lined steel-toed warbear dress greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	hale sweatband of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	lion tamer's gym shorts of bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	jittery dangerous sage ankleweights	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	stiffened sweat socks of the ox of the blizzard of bravery	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	twirling Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	altered Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	cyan narrow pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	nitrogenated powder	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	vibrating licorice whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	purple bouncing anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	acceptable pulsating snakebite	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	blinking healthy candy stick of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	moldy pecan	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	stale blinking pecan pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	normal low-calorie candy mountain oyster	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	perfectly mixed boozy tumbling spinning chocotini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	auspicious dangerous Socratic chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	decent bite-sized candy carrot	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	bland fancy squat candy carrot cake	3	decent	Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	teal blurry padded carrot-on-a-stick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	sizzling weasel stomping pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	gigantic flavorless pulsating mulberry	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	aged mulled berry wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	upside-down narrow lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	blurry tumbling zippy lemon party hat	0		Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	lime green shaking dangerous lemon shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	mirror MacGyver's lemon drop trousers	0		Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	magnetized lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	rock-hard Herculean gummi sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	quantum concentrated blue small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	executive chocolate cow bone	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	corrupted triple-flattened huge gummi fang	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	bland wobbly leftover canap&eacute;s	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	hand-crafted magnum of champagne	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	electrified stiffened cow creamer of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	colloidal modified Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	teal lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	cyan steel-toed hardened wolf whistle	0		Damage Reduction: 12, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	tasty witch's bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	oxidized maroon witch's brew	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	asbestos-lined Temple Grandin's witch's bra of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	tolerable squat mid-level medieval mead	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	diffused teal R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	improved purple hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	quadruple-galvanized concentrated hare brush	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	chaotic hare pin of the blizzard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	spoiled jumbo cinnamon cannoli	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	drinkable upside-down expensive champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	modified corrupted gray polo trophy	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	blurry rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	pulsating jittery clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	teal glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	red Sherlock's hardy personal trainer's fire hose	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	rotten pulsating fireman's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	blinking coward's Annie Oakley's personal trainer's plain paper hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	miniature rotten ice cream sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	yellow twirling Usain Bolt's studded &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	spoiled plumber's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	knitted supercharged skull gearshift knob of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	huge rotten nachos of the night	6	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	scorching Sketcherz&trade; of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	adequate small can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	modified blinking lime green smudge stick	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	double-adjusted oxidized activated wobbly wall	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	hand-crafted spinning tankard of ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	liquefied corrupted scroll case	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	unsweetened spinning bouncing tumbling jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	fuchsia crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	adequate special jittery humble pie	3	good	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	polarized wobbly crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 61
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	gray The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	wobbly Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	twirling Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	artisanal weak unnamed cocktail	2	EPIC	
7188	teal handful of tips	0		
7189	upside-down squat extremely unsafe unrequired jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7190	greasy tommy gun	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	shaking twirling throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	gravedigger's extremely unsafe breadchucks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10
7196	huge shuriken salad	0		
7197	spinning blue scandalous combat fan	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
7198	Rosewater's silk skirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	blinking wholesome Buddy Bjorn	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	hardened wicked slick The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3
7202	stale wobbly sweet roll Alabama	4	decent	
7203	toasty Saturday Night Special	0		Hot Damage: +5
7204	skewed lynyrd snare	0		
7205	wool fleetwood chain	0		Cold Resistance: +1
7206	perfectly mixed Green Manalishi	4	EPIC	
7207	Sherlock's blade	0		Item Drop: +25
7208	narrow wobbly fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	blinking eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	polymerized denatured squat eagle feather	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 59
7211	non-chilled adjusted one pill	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 14
7212	mirror ghostly medical-grade Jefferson wings	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	immense toothsome wobbly fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	9	awesome	
7216	huge lynyrd skin	0		
7217	beefcake's lynyrdskin cap	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	ghostly Annie Oakley's lynyrdskin tunic	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
7219	Oprah's lynyrdskin breeches	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	narrow cigarette lighter	0		
7221	upside-down purple priceless diamond	0		
7222	bad Flamin' Whatshisname	3	decent	
7223	electrified pressed tumbling lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 56
7224	teal greasy flame-wreathed Kashmir sweater	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7225	bland custard pie	3	decent	
7226	squat tea for one	1	good	
7227	mediocre triple-distilled bottle of Evermore	10	decent	
7228	box	0		
7229	acceptable wine	4	good	
7230	watered-down tolerable mirror rum	2	good	
7231	acceptable Murderer's Punch	3	good	
7232	half-sized stale wobbly velvet cake	2	decent	
7233	unsweetened quadruple-oxidized blurry upside-down letter	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 33
7234	inspector's book of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +15
7235	dog trainer's crafty masque	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
7236	maroon blurry red-hot poker	0		Item Drop: +5
7237	Red X Shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
7238	perfumed badge of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7239	shirt of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7240	bouncing chilly curative coat	0		Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7241	sharpshooter's Herculean shoe	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
7242	skewed button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	aerosolized wet blood cells	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 69
7245	polymerized pickled eye	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 41
7246	cyan glark cable	0		
7247	olive aromatic banded Red Fox glove	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	vacuum-sealed pickled foxglove	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 69
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	gray extremely unsafe Newton's Sneaky Pete's jacket of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	pulsating pulsating jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	mirror blue shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	olive Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	lousy extra-dry mini-martini	5	decent	
7256	blinking smoke grenade	0		
7257	boiled squat gray molotov soda	1	good	Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 5
7258	colloidal extra-dry upside-down pile of ashes	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 40
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	mirror firebomb	0		
7261	gray censurious gravedigger's Jack Frost's Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7262	blinking &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	purple photograph of a dog	0		
7264	shaking photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	coward's chaotic Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of bravery of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	wobbly Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	huge ghostly fuchsia &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	wobbly Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	plastic Professor What of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
7273	brawny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Muscle Percent: +20
7274	red wicked plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Spell Damage: +5
7275	rosy-cheeked plastic Gary Claybender	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7276	plastic Captain Kerkard of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
7277	quadruple-polymerized enhanced adjusted wobbly robot grease	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 56
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	diffused quadruple-anodized pickled gray blinking wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 61
7280	super-warmed moist wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 47
7281	anodized aerosolized wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 22
7282	extra-energized wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 29
7283	boiled wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 27
7284	deadly crying statue earrings of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	double-paned plastic Duskwalker necklace of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	Jim Carey's plastic replica blaster pistol of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	pulsating Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	banded Fonzie's Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	huge greasy padded dance instructor's amok putter	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7290	delicious enchanted amok pudding	3	awesome	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 10
7291	olive deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	dry aerosolized can of V-11	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	resourceful extremely unsafe elevennis shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	blurry elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	foul-smelling forbidden elevenderizing hammer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	Temple Grandin's Professor What T-Shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +7
7298	green heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	mirror sewing kit	0		
7301	blinking Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	skewed Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	ghostly Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	activated adjusted flattened eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 46
7309	tarnished extra-frozen rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 64
7310	Vulcanized quantum upside-down bronzer	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 13
7311	rock-hard slick elegant nightstick	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5
7312	mirror still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	teal blinking box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	ghostly poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	careful ghost of a necklace of the dark arts of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +25
7319	blue knitted gravedigger's Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
7320	vacuum-sealed electrified pulsating Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 35
7321	clever Stephen's lab coat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20
7322	cold-filtered squat Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 42
7323	pulsating Sherlock's beefy Jacob's rung	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +25
7324	twisted battery	1		
7325	bad snakebite	3	decent	
7326	blurry friendly Sinatra's rubber ribcage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3
7327	altered synthetic marrow	1		
7328	non-denatured galvanized shaking mirror funny bone	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 27
7329	cyan sizzling half-melted spoon of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
7330	dried twirling the funk	1		
7331	decent gunky chicken	3	good	
7332	crafty doll head	0		Maximum MP: +10
7333	jittery droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	rock-hard paddle-ball of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 5
7336	modified sound effects record	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 59
7337	cyan alphabet block	0		
7338	diffused dancer	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 54
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	ruddy moose antlers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	modified enhanced dry jittery moose thought	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 51
7342	diet stale moose chocolate	1	decent	
7343	mediocre strong painting of a glass of wine	5	decent	
7344	green oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	jittery ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	blurry manspreader's supercool ghost toga	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
7348	spoiled miniature teal sheet cake	2	crappy	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	stanky manspreader's Staff of the Electric Range of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
7352	adequate deluxe layer cake	3	good	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	drinkable practically non-alcoholic red-hot boilermaker	1	good	
7355	bouncing sizzling coal shovel	0		Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	wet super-oxidized hot coal	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 20
7357	energized alkaline polarized coal dust	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 39
7358	family-friendly careful arcane researcher's Bram's choker	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7359	bouncing plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	lard-coated plaid pocket square	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7362	beefy plaid skirt of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	activated bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 67
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	chilled pickled fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 68
7366	perfectly mixed bottle of laundry sherry	3	EPIC	
7367	liquefied boiled vacuum-sealed industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 44, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	stale super-sized extra-flat panini	5	decent	
7369	energized adjusted pulsating mangled finger	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 15
7370	lousy extra-dry Psychotic Train wine	5	decent	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	decent enchanted pie man was not meant to eat	4	good	Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 30
7373	Tesla sommelier's towel	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7374	beefcake's tarnished tastevin	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
7375	bite-sized tasty actual tapas	1	awesome	
7376	jittery lime green ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	nippy Lo Pan's ghast iron cleaver	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10
7378	family-friendly ghast iron Garibaldi of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	scorching Temple Grandin's ghast iron heater shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25
7380	mansplainer's ghast iron codpiece of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	gray spinning Pendant of Gargalesis of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
7382	bouncing blinking Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	modified cold-filtered Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	corrupted pickled warmed Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	electrified alkaline electrified spinning Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	adjusted Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	unsweetened Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	Vulcanized quantum squat Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	aerosolized diffused mirror Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	pressed concentrated spinning Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	ionized magnetized Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	non-polarized extra-galvanized tumbling Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	oxidized Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	deionized colloidal lime green Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	extra-pressed electrified Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	modified Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	magnetized dry pickled Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	modified enhanced Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	frozen colloidal mirror gray squat Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	denatured denatured Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	corrupted extra-polarized Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	pickled double-diffused Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	ionized denatured shaking upside-down Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	chilled double-liquefied Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	teal Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	bouncing Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	huge Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	huge bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	blurry Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	shaking sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	liquefied sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	blinking shaking Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	aerosolized Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	non-moist triple-electrified pickled Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	unsweetened Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	ionized denatured Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	ionized irradiated twirling blurry Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	oxidized upside-down Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	electrified Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	ghostly Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	diet normal Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	jumbo bland Brain Food Pastaco	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	gigantic normal pulsating Cool Brunch Pastaco	9	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	yummy olive narrow Medical Pastaco	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	moldy half-sized Energy Buzz Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	decent low-calorie Ludovico Pastaco	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	perfectly mixed weak tumbling maroon overpowering mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	tolerable complex mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	lousy smooth mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	watered-down lousy skewed blood-red mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	boozy tolerable buzzing mushroom wine	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	drinkable blinking swirling mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	flavorless big Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	diet spoiled Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	blurry Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	hand-crafted regular-size brogurt	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	watered-down lousy squat super-size brogurt	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	fancy practically non-alcoholic bad broberry brogurt	1	decent	Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	hand-crafted brocolate brogurt	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	delicious wobbly French bronilla brogurt	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	upside-down History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	spinning bouncing Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	tumbling Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	stanky Brogre brorts	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	friendly Brogre brolo shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	padded Brogre bucket hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	twirling one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	zippy groovy 8-billed baseball cap of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	lime green executive ribald energetic extremely wet T-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	huge asbestos-lined supercharged shrimp fork of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	non-ionized BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	galvanized unsweetened go-go potion	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	ionized modified bouncing shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	tarnished Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	inspector's string of moist beads	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	electrified polarized Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	ghostly possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	anodized sugar fairy	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	improved teal sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	weak perfectly mixed Rompedores de Fantasmas	2	EPIC	
7483	lousy watered-down La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	decent	
7484	hand-crafted watered-down Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	2	EPIC	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	tolerable bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	4	good	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	squat unstable fulminate	0		
7494	jittery wine bomb	0		
7495	green recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	twirling teal bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	narrow Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	irradiated adjusted pulsating pulsating Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 68
7500	spinning map	0		
7501	skewed	0		
7502	nitrogenated bouncing Texas tea	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 11
7503	green brainy dark hamethyst ring	0		Mysticality: +5
7504	yellow dance instructor's dark baconstone ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7505	cyan extremely unsafe dark porquoise ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7506	book of the scaredy-cat of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +25
7507	Jack Frost's cloak	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
7508	label	0		
7509	stale skewed Mornington crescent roll	3	decent	
7510	dry jittery eye shadow	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 16
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	chilled dry ghostly skewed poppy	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 14
7513	cyan opium grenade	0		
7514	skewed therapeutic thinker's duonoculars	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	supercool spider leg of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +7
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	artisanal glass of bourbon	4	EPIC	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	adequate gigantic huge government cheese	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	pair of government shades of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	wet warmed huge yellow bouncing government	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	unsweetened warmed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	red alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	electrified government-issued night-vision goggles of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	bite-sized moldy bouncing loaf of alien bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	half-sized stale wobbly twirling grilled cheese sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	denatured alien protein powder	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	weak acceptable olive shaking rocket fuel	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	upside-down alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	aged gray stealth bomber	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	wobbly space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	tumbling twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	space beast fur hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	space beast fur pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	Sherlock's space beast fur whip	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	gray crafty deadly space heater	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	shaking blue space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	artisanal gray space port	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	personal trainer's space needle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	enhanced narrow buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	oxidized irradiated blurry ash soda	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	ionized modified colloidal liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	tarnished Vulcanized quadruple-chilled dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	unsweetened unsweetened pulsating bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	blurry shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	tarnished anodized bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	upside-down page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	cold-filtered blood cells	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 26
7558	smooth high-proof purple wine	8	awesome	
7559	chilled green gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 51
7560	ghostly turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	altered giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 20
7562	super-colloidal musk turtle	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 54
7563	modified galvanized programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 49
7564	dry flattened unsweetened mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 51
7565	adequate thick blue ghostly ham steak	5	good	
7566	time-twitching toolbelt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	wobbly Chroner	0		
7568	Oprah's Fonzie's Time Lord Badge of Honor of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20
7569	wobbly fireproof Time Bandit Badge of Courage of incineration of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
7570	polarized bouncing Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 51
7571	Newton's brawny silent pea shooter	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3
7572	bite-sized rotten teal D roll	1	crappy	
7573	narrow ruddy kiwi beak of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100
7574	watered-down drinkable New Zealand iced tea	2	good	
7575	hale forbidden droll monocle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
7576	non-vacuum-sealed blinking future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 59
7577	vacuum-sealed dry future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 29
7578	boiled future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 29
7579	squat twitching time capsule	0		
7580	compressed twirling liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 50
7581	skewed shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	rotten rack of dinosaur ribs	4	crappy	
7583	perfectly mixed scotch on the rocks	3	EPIC	
7584	huge wobbly horrifying electrified yabba dabba doo rag	0		Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	strapping wooly loincloth of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	upside-down Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	triple-distilled lousy glass of &quot;milk&quot;	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	mediocre cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	tolerable watered-down cyan thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	mediocre irresponsibly strong Lucky Lindy	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	enchanted lousy fortified Bee's Knees	5	decent	Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	aged fancy blinking Sockdollager	3	awesome	Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	tolerable Ish Kabibble	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	artisanal Hot Socks	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Phonus Balonus	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	lousy Flivver	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	watered-down hand-crafted Sloppy Jalopy	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	improved flame	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 65
7601	quantum pickled temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 41
7602	Vulcanized electrified Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 12
7603	boiled pressed green neckbeard	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 32
7604	double-liquefied quantum tumbling artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 61
7605	liquefied tarnished punk patch	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 37
7606	quadruple-Vulcanized Vulcanized steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 68
7607	extra-moist energized vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 52
7608	oxidized squat turtle mud	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 52
7609	tarnished blinking Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 28
7610	double-warmed Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 16
7611	double-tarnished Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 62
7612	triple-oxidized tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 13
7613	Vulcanized bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 37
7614	ionized concentrated voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 39
7615	enhanced pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 42
7616	alkaline unsweetened jittery pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 55
7617	altered electrified short deposition	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 61
7618	chilled straw pole	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 44
7619	modified flattened triple-pressed spinning copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 49
7620	denatured ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 33
7621	polymerized polymerized bouncing ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 68
7622	ionized extra-tarnished wet green button rouge	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 19
7623	diffused deionized upside-down Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 64
7624	corrupted Vulcanized blurry lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 69
7625	super-unsweetened pickled skewed flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 37
7626	double-energized Vulcanized liquefied oyster badge	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 12
7627	aerosolized pressed deionized tumbling plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 42
7628	frozen aerosolized dancing fan	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 19
7629	adjusted aerosolized spinning page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 62
7630	extra-polarized bouncing magic powder	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 32
7631	polarized irradiated super-quantum narrow yellow friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 17
7632	polymerized unsweetened government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 12
7633	alkaline squat blinking alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 28
7634	colloidal irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 17
7635	oxidized quantum enhanced cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 24
7636	mirror miser's brainy shellacked shell	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	huge veiny pillow shell	0		Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	huge whatsit-covered turtle shell of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	groovy oil shell	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	shaking greasy scorching turtle shell of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	huge ingot turtle	0		
7643	purple duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	olive pulsating life preserver	0		
7646	bouncing lightning milk	0		
7647	shaking teal aquaconda brain	0		
7648	twirling thunder thigh	0		
7649	deionized anodized super-nitrogenated gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 47
7650	extra-liquefied catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 39
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	pulsating fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	jittery fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	shaking fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	wobbly neoprene skullcap of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	improved tumbling goblin water	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 50
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	small adequate Sogg-Os	2	good	
7663	clever supercharged Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
7664	frozen blurry Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 32
7665	pressed unsweetened liquid ice	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 46
7666	lousy weak Wet Russian	2	decent	
7667	yummy filet of The Fish	3	awesome	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	prompt dog trainer's thunder down underwear of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	smelly hale rock-hard famous raincoat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	tumbling smelly hardened lightning rod of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	executive law-abiding citizen cane	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
7673	bad legitimate business on the beach	3	decent	
7674	dog trainer's hep waders	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	adequate jive turkey leg	4	good	
7676	birdbone corset of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7677	unsweetened polymerized polarized candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 49
7678	therapeutic 4-dimensional fez	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	tumbling throwing candy	0		
7680	shellacked super-absorbent tarp	0		Damage Reduction: 7
7681	tolerable unquiet spirits	4	good	
7682	skewed banjo kazoo mount of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
7683	modified grass	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 51
7684	nippy Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Cold Damage: +10
7685	boxer's Time Bandit Time Towel of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100
7686	spinning dance instructor's Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7687	triple-vacuum-sealed adjusted dog ointment	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 15
7688	inspector's Newton's gumshoes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
7689	wobbly horrifying flapper floppers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
7690	crafty fortified sneakeasies	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
7691	skewed knitted stanky plastic nunchaku	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	arcane researcher's hand whip of terror of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	scandalous flame-wreathed glow-in-the-dark necklace of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	squat Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's beefcake's cap gun	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	therapeutic strapping cassette player	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	yellow rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	diffused ionized confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	warmed confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	non-ionized confiscated love note	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	maroon spinning The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	polarized aerosolized rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	horrifying rubber cape of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	ruddy sage Thor's Pliers of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	pickled irradiated maroon skewed candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 11
7711	blinking jittery fireproof stylish water wings for babies	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	massive spoiled Strix stix	7	crappy	
7714	resourceful quilted vampire pellet of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25
7715	watered-down artisanal non-aged vinegar	2	EPIC	
7716	resourceful unsanitized scalpel	0		Maximum MP: +50
7717	educational gladiator tunica	0		Experience: +1
7718	yellow dangerous Roman sadnals	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
7719	madius of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
7720	shaking radiator heater shield of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
7721	triple-tarnished salt wages	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 30
7722	Tesla centurion helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	bouncing pteruges of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	chilled tarnished Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 26
7726	non-oxidized ionized cyan pulsating Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 38
7727	chilled ghostly Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 67
7728	double-enhanced dry shaking Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 50
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	squat ghostly Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	shaking transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	wobbly Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	narrow fuchsia jittery Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	skewed Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	ghostly Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	bouncing yellow Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	wobbly blinking pulsating Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	twirling wobbly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	upside-down Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	wobbly Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	foul-smelling healthy Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	dog trainer's supercharged Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	rosy-cheeked Xiblaxian stealth vest of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	stale Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	fortified artisanal tumbling Xiblaxian space-whiskey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	triple-irradiated They liver	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	big decent They liver popsicle	5	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	green holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	blurry holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	denatured residual zeal	1		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	auspicious Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Item Drop: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	cyan bouncing smelly steel-toed defective Golden Mr. Accessory of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7767	bouncing cyan airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	fuchsia twirling frosty Rosewater's sage Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Mysticality Percent: 40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	ionized corrupted the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	decent snack-sized &quot;meat&quot; stick	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	powdered transdermal smoke patch	1	awesome	Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	double-paned Jim Carey's pair of plants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 45, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	mansplainer's Van der Graaf Sasq&trade; watch of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 0, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	nippy smoker's cloak of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	tumbling MacGyver's fortified forbidden camouflage T-shirt of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	liquefied aerosolized experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	olive miser's wholesome brawny heavy-duty clipboard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	fireproof MacGyver's studded experienced battery-powered drill	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	normal enchanted thick limp broccoli	5	good	Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	stanky hardy hat of horror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	ionized fuchsia monkey barf	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	frozen activated jittery candy	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	crafty quilted jangly bracelet of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	cuddly teddy bear of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	squat ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	scorching Annie Oakley's first-aid pouch	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	warmed airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	maroon Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	special gigantic stale initiative shawarma	8	decent	Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	decent low-calorie warm war shawarma	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	normal fancy shaking squat karma shawarma	3	good	Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	hand-crafted Jungle Juice	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	artisanal spinning Amnesiac Ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	watered-down tolerable green Highest Bitter	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	frosty strapping mercenary pistol	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	inspector's family-friendly mercenary rifle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	twirling Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	wobbly jittery Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	narrow blinking unused soap	0		
7809	lime green impure gasoline	0		
7810	wobbly lime green Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	skewed viral DNA	0		
7812	purple tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	decent seared dino steak	4	good	
7814	extra-dry smooth jittery bottle of drinkin' gas	5	awesome	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	cyan upside-down 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	twirling simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	red sentient meat mass	0		
7822	bouncing zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	wholesome forbidden iShield of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7825	vibrating groovy earbuds of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
7826	aromatic dog trainer's supercool iFlail	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1
7827	stale teal unidentifiable dried fruit	3	decent	
7828	bad extra-dry tumbling skewed flat cider	5	decent	
7829	inspector's smelly nippy trench lighter	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	wet triple-pickled blurry experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	green military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	purple twirling encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	cyan pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	purple ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	tumbling Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	jittery special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	olive special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	maroon upside-down special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	alkaline pickled spinning blue jittery perl necklace	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	nitrogenated blinking Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	dry yellow blurry spinning ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	low-calorie stale petit fortran	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	bland ghostly java cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	adequate massive cookie cookie	7	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	MacGyver's plastic exo-suited miner	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	blinking jittery foul-smelling plastic Crimbot	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	blinking plastic Crimbomega of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	energized anodized skewed wobbly flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	gray scandalous radiation-resistant helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	chilly servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	upside-down stylish high-energy mining laser of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	purple Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	wobbly teal Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	twirling Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	narrow blinking Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	green Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	teal Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	olive Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	narrow Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	mirror Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	red Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	olive Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	twirling Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	fuchsia recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	pulsating recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	lime green recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	shaking recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	cyan careful resourceful Size XI Wizard's Robe of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	concentrated moist maroon Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 61
7915	super-anodized cold-filtered blurry Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 40
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	quadruple-flattened galvanized maroon BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 11
7918	ionized Moonds	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 43
7919	concentrated Vulcanized pulsating Big Punk	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 19
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	delicious special green Friendly Turkey	4	awesome	Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	weak bad ghostly Agitated Turkey	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted teal Ambitious Turkey	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	thick adequate gray neutron lollipop	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	spirit-forward artisanal narrow gamma nog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	cyan ghostly sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	skewed Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	boiled upside-down single atom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	squat Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	spinning sleeve deuce	0		
7942	jittery pocket ace	0		
7943	purple nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	mirror table	0		
7946	lime green greasy curative Socratic outlaw bandana	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7947	mediocre whiskey in a broken glass	3	decent	
7948	hand-crafted shot of mescal	4	EPIC	
7949	delicious glass of herbal tequila	3	awesome	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	lime green flame-wreathed nippy plaid cowboy hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	spinning squat foul-smelling rusted-out shootin' iron of the brazier of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
7954	narrow rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	green upside-down Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	jittery letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	shaking censurious frightening arcane researcher's Da Vinci's Staff of Ed	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	red amulet	0		
7964	cyan tumbling reassuring Staff of Fats	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
7965	narrow Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	ribald World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
7968	wobbly topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	skewed Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	modified fuchsia shaking tumbling narrow mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	powdered blurry olive mummified loaf of bread	1	good	
7974	distilled mummified beef haunch	1	decent	Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 5
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	jittery silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	ghostly spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	squat tumbling cure-all	0		
7983	beefy Sister Accessory of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only
7984	polarized oxidized Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 69
7985	jittery mirror executive fortified parachute	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	Socratic Herculean pad	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	blurry horrifying grievous peeler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	fortified pettipants of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	squat Usain Bolt's studded panama hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	bouncing pulsera of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	pulsating blinking asbestos-lined chaotic police baton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	prompt grievous deadly strapping plus-fours of the cougar of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	clever banded porkpie	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	Lo Pan's sinister pepper mill	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	Samson's pelerine of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	therapeutic beefy phantom mask	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	modified blurry cyan blurry polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	twisted twirling blurry powder	1		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	unsweetened choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	dry huge smart watch	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	tarnished warmed augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	steel-toed toy Crimbot mega face	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	toy Crimbot power glove of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	fireproof toy Crimbot super fist	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	savvy toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	modified quadruple-cold-filtered wobbly Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	blurry Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	stiffened sinister Crimbomega drive chain of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	ghostly Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	mirror Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	corrupted vacuum-sealed fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	denatured extra-quantum skewed squat flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	enhanced spinning tumbling and rain stick	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 52
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	normal tumbling Choco-Mint patty	3	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	extra-dry acceptable hot mint schnocolate	5	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	pickled homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	huge foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	blurry artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	spinning continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	narrow stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	pulsating calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	mirror veiny tope&eacute; of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	spinning careful sinister topiary tights	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10
8036	twirling red healthy topiary necktie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
8037	rotten bowl of topioca	3	crappy	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	lime green topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	blinking trusty whip	0		
8041	purple crumbling skull	0		
8042	mirror rock	0		
8043	squat squat Sinatra's pot	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
8044	ghostly spelunking fedora of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
8045	boxer's sturdy machete	0		Muscle Percent: +10
8046	blurry lard-coated shotgun	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8047	upside-down boomerang of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8049	Sinatra's mining helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
8050	Oprah's X-ray goggles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Luck: +5
8051	cape of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8052	steel-toed jetpack	0		Damage Reduction: 9
8053	pulsating spring boots	0		
8054	wobbly olive spiked boots	0		
8055	blurry baleful pickaxe	0		Spell Damage: +25
8056	torch	0		
8057	[spelunking test kit] of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8058	scorching plasma rifle	0		Hot Damage: +25
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	gravedigger's Sinatra's The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	huge Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	altered green	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	green Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	twirling twirling warehouse map page	0		
8071	huge blinking warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	tumbling upside-down Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	narrow inspector's Socratic Spelunker's fedora of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	Tesla rock-hard brawny Spelunker's whip	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	rock-hard Spelunker's khakis of the cougar of the businessman	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	wobbly LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	teal jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	fuchsia mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	green quilted wicker kickers of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	tumbling frightening chaotic wicker slicker	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	blinking censurious aromatic wicker knickers	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	perfumed savvy wicker ticker	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	upside-down wool wicker sticker of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	electrified experienced wicker clicker	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	diluted wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	maroon fireproof smelly belt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	badge of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	upside-down gray twirling bowl of the overflowing toilet of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	toasty Jack Frost's brooch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	rosy-cheeked breeches of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	zippy backpack of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	twisted cyan twirling bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	wobbly aromatic groovy anvil	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	frightening akubra of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	therapeutic sage apron	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	brainy ascot of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	family-friendly clever attache case	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	upside-down wobbly hardened savvy accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	denatured lime green blinking ghostly aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	blinking stiffened wig of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	boxer's winch crank of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	maroon careful wholesome widget	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	bouncing Herculean whisk of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	executive dog trainer's walker	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	teal waders of horror of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	powdered flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	therapeutic gaiters of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	electrified brainy garland	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	toasty gunnysack of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	greasy Herculean garibaldi	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	blinking wicked girdle of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	maroon friendly Rosewater's gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	altered shaking gray smithereens	1		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	gravedigger's forbidden fiberglass fetish	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	upside-down stanky fiberglass foil of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	ghostly friendly wholesome fiberglass fannypack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	blurry reassuring Herculean fiberglass frock	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	smooth fiberglass fingerguard of courage	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	inspector's educational fiberglass fedora	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	powdered squat fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	huge talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	jittery Newton's rubber spatula	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
8139	mirror hale spoon	0		Maximum HP: +20
8140	wobbly nippy crystalline reamer	0		Cold Damage: +10
8141	fuchsia savvy macroplane grater	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8142	bastard baster of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
8143	dog trainer's obsidian nutcracker	0		Experience (familiar): +1
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	miser's padded glass eye	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
8146	dry extra-dry invisible potion	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 22
8147	maroon time shuriken	0		
8148	cyan studded experienced ninjammies of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	quadruple-colloidal Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 21
8150	ionized sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 69
8151	electrified extra-aerosolized Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 23
8152	liquefied galvanized upside-down polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 21
8153	altered yellow candy dish	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 50
8154	chilled Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 15
8155	quantum blinking talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 63
8156	spinning blue check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	polarized mouse skull	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 66
8161	Vulcanized double-improved ghostly huge really thick spine	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 62
8162	ribald stiffened skullcap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	Fonzie's three-legged pants of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	narrow gray nippy wicked remaindered axe	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10
8165	wobbly low-budget shield	0		
8166	teal ribald stanky cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	tiny decent baguette	1	good	
8168	skewed ghostly glob of icing	0		
8169	quantum narrow ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 16
8170	dry energized maroon huge mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 26
8171	special artisanal weak spinning unflavored wine cooler	2	EPIC	Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 10
8172	upside-down carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	Jeselnik's sewer snake	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
8174	moldy pigeon egg	3	crappy	
8175	Newton's jaunty feather of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100
8176	lousy watered-down premium malt liquor	2	decent	
8177	huge brown paper pants of the cougar of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
8178	brown paper bag mask of chilblains of doom	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8179	brainy ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Mysticality: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	upside-down skewed educational breadwand	0		Experience: +1
8181	yellow pulsating loafers of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	bouncing bread basket of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	scorching wholesome The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	olive map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	perfectly mixed fancy fortified narrow Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5	EPIC	Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 45
8189	bad triple-distilled teal Radberry Rip wine cooler	9	decent	
8190	watered-down bad Orangemageddon wine cooler	2	decent	
8191	bad Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	decent	
8192	aged practically non-alcoholic Citrus Crush wine cooler	1	awesome	
8193	miniature decent blurry plain bagel	2	good	
8194	decent purple glob of cream cheese	3	good	
8195	snack-sized bland loaf of soda bread	2	decent	
8196	delicious special acceptable bagel	3	awesome	Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 35
8197	rotten standard-issue cupcake	3	crappy	
8198	flavorless jumbo ultra-deluxe cupcake	5	decent	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	decent miniature popular tart	2	good	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	liquefied tarnished shaking Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 23
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	nasty expensive camera of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	huge ghostly sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	triple-concentrated spinning How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	teal filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	huge bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	gray bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	red grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	personal trainer's rigging rope of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	mixed jittery pulsating nasty snuff	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	Da Vinci's sewage-clogged pistol of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	deionized double-chilled beard incense	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	jittery Jeselnik's perfume-soaked bandana of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	stale toxo	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	weak aged Lemonade-235	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	banded Samson's isotophat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	Oprah's smooth Three Mile Island shorts	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	Usain Bolt's flame-retardant toxic mop	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	narrow nippy hardy wicked backwoods banjo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	twirling frosty boxer's thinker's ratskin pajama pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	flattened jittery purple turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	fake washboard of James Dean of chilblains of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	shellacked Dinsey's oculus of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	Dinsey's radar dish	0		Item Drop: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	jittery reassuring dance instructor's Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	energetic Dinsey's brain of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	Usain Bolt's ruddy Dinsey's glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	purple asbestos-lined chaotic Dinsey's pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	jittery brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	shaking bouncing keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	gray keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	hardened lube-shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	squat trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	mirror Jeselnik's grievous Herculean Dinsey mascot mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	flavorless huge Dinsey food-cone	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	weak mediocre shaking Dinsey Whinskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	oxidized non-frozen huge Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	healthy fannypack of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	lightning-fast chilly deadly Da Vinci's beefcake's garbage sticker of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	cyan knitted flame-wreathed coward's dangerous hazmat helmet of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	skewed gray Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	colloidal nasty gum	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 14
8258	mirror Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	squat The Lot's engagement ring of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	up-at-dawn forbidden occult miracle whip of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: 75, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	frightening sphygmayomanometer	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	delicious unappetizing mayolus	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	moldy uninteresting mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	stale acceptable mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	miniature stale enticing mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	rotten mouth-watering mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	blue Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	hand-crafted mirror Afternoon Delight	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	huge Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	alkaline Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	irradiated chilled improved pulsating Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	spinning Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	polymerized deionized spinning Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 59
8287	blurry puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	ghostly kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	dice ring of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
8291	educational dice belt buckle	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
8292	electrified dice-print pajama pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8293	upside-down Usain Bolt's dice-shaped backpack	0		Initiative: +80
8294	reassuring dice-print do-rag	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
8295	mirror dice sunglasses of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	flattened ghostly dice	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 29
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	maroon pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	non-warmed bouncing power pill	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	extra-corrupted unsweetened pixel star	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	miniature toothsome enchanted pixel banana	2	awesome	Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	lousy ghostly pixel beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	squat skewed pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	deionized dry sludgesicle	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 46
8307	quadruple-electrified quantum &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 59
8308	moist dry ghostly piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 34
8309	concentrated upside-down baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 44
8310	electrified .epub file	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 51
8311	extra-polymerized magnetized pulsating BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 15
8312	irradiated blurry hustler shades	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 43
8313	flattened pickled jerky stick	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 25
8314	polarized altered yellow squat costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 27
8315	wet altered blue muscle oil	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 58
8316	ionized modified deionized huge bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 15
8317	energized red pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 21
8318	triple-vacuum-sealed non-warmed pulsating ghostly sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 18
8319	cold-filtered blurry shaking jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 59
8320	chilled triple-activated one glove	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 68
8321	alkaline energized glove	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 60
8322	alkaline handful of fire	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 27
8323	dry altered corrupted wobbly Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 39
8324	enhanced disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 62
8325	pressed oxidized squat twirling coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 17
8326	corrupted energized conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 52
8327	super-altered tumbling Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 52
8328	electrified adjusted icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 29
8329	altered dry aerosolized upside-down mirror smellbook	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 25
8330	deionized twirling assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 35
8331	tarnished Vulcanized filthy armor	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 24
8332	cold-filtered tumbling squat plague pie	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 36
8333	enhanced adjusted spinning teal batarang	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 39
8334	dry spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 14
8335	chilled corrupted aerosolized grease trap	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 67
8336	irradiated shamanic ham	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 61
8337	polymerized wobbly narrow porkpocket	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 44
8338	deionized triple-altered Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 19
8339	diffused galvanized warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 40
8340	improved squat janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 44
8341	pressed pickled warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 40
8342	tarnished polymerized blinking baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 45
8343	adjusted shaking red carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 65
8344	boiled bronze polish	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 16
8345	energized electrified crident	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 25
8346	flattened skewed teal totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 59
8347	concentrated concentrated improved olive spray chrome	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 33
8348	triple-liquefied adjusted purple filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 58
8349	dry diffused bouncing hand of cards	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 57
8350	adjusted oxidized damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 45
8351	polymerized frozen Vulcanized wobbly lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 21
8352	moist jittery skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 31
8353	double-altered shaking gray grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 41
8354	energized magnetized nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 66
8355	anodized tumbling iron torso box	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 60
8356	flattened polymerized shaking mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 20
8357	frozen galvanized radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 50
8358	anodized ghostly blinking x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 13
8359	pressed wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 26
8360	altered wet hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 28
8361	activated child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 49
8362	flattened extra-frozen devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 52
8363	non-corrupted shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 67
8364	moist moist energized fuchsia alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 55
8365	Vulcanized dry wet novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 50
8366	denatured deionized ghostly invisibility cream	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 62
8367	extra-alkaline handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 24
8368	extra-nitrogenated magnetized nitrogenated maroon garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 19
8369	flattened polarized plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 33
8370	adjusted ionized wet funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 31
8371	aerosolized ghostly bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 15
8372	pressed unsweetened aerosolized flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 30
8373	quadruple-dry captured boozles	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 22
8374	anodized denatured colloidal olive drinks tray	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 43
8375	super-adjusted twirling eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
8376	blinking submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	spoiled ghostly pixel lemon	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	delicious practically non-alcoholic jittery pixel daiquiri	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	warmed deionized blue power pill	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	dry vacuum-sealed olive pixel potion	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	cyan Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	fuchsia popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	upside-down gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	tumbling hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	bouncing groovy The Emperor's new hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	The Emperor's new shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	The Emperor's new pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	fireproof experienced lead pipe	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	lion tamer's dog trainer's rope	0		Experience (familiar): 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	miser's wrench of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	wobbly flame-wreathed slick candlestick	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	squat healthy Sinatra's knife	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	wobbly narrow therapeutic weightlifter's revolver	0		Muscle: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	teal savory dry noodles	0		
8407	adequate pestopiary	3	good	
8408	denatured shaking ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 15
8409	decent crudles	4	good	
8410	bland squat agnolotti arboli	3	decent	
8411	decent half-sized gray spaghetti with ghost balls	2	good	
8412	fancy adequate small succulent marrow	2	good	Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 15
8413	spoiled jumbo salacious crumbs	5	crappy	
8414	decent fusilli marrownarrow	4	good	
8415	decent half-sized mirror suggestive strozzapreti	2	good	
8416	skewed Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	bland Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	decent	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	bland small bouncing linguini immondizia bianco	2	decent	
8420	adequate shells a la shellfish	3	good	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	bouncing fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	olive spore pod	0		
8429	blinking veiny spore pod	0		
8430	shaking hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	sizzling grievous LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	double-paned LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	Annie Oakley's sage LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	blinking insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	huge full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	huge viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	pulsating bouncing lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	jittery lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	shaking SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	tumbling uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	huge capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	skewed capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	huge ghostly capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	gray heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	cyan LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	shaking New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	jittery twirling electrified high-temperature mining mask of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	upside-down extremely unsafe fireproof megaphone of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	yummy mineapple	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	irresponsibly strong mediocre Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	bland small smelted roe	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	practically non-alcoholic drinkable blurry lavawater	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	tarnished energized mirror narrow basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	extremely unsafe cool lavalarva of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	Tesla Van der Graaf savvy lava balaclava	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 12, MP Regen Max: 17, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	asbestos-lined medical-grade basaltamander buckler of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	improved skewed lava globs	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	moldy gooey lava globs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	cyan ghostly flame-wreathed lava-proof pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	skewed hale savvy heat-resistant necktie	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	Samson's smartaleck's heat-resistant gloves of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	adequate very hot lunch	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	watered-down acceptable asbestos thermos	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	diffused boiled shaking liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	small tasty bouncing disco biscuit	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	delicious spirit-forward Quaatorade&trade;	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	censurious Jeselnik's quilted biker's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	healthy feathered headdress of the sewer of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	electrified Sinatra's stylish electrician's hardhat	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	spinning one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	twirling airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	ghostly rosewater-soaked smooth velvet pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	purple Sherlock's smooth velvet shirt	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	miser's smooth velvet hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	Lo Pan's smooth velvet pocket square	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	smooth velvet socks of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	sage smooth velvet hanky	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	skewed greedy scorching The One Mood Ring	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	blinking the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	mirror Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	cyan Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	blue signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	skewed Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	dehydrated SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	irradiated labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	brainy Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	Jeselnik's scorching grease cannon	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	irradiated pressed demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	Jim Carey's sharpshooter's vibrating love	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	shaking sage thinker's beefy Pener's drumstick	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	reassuring deuce cape of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	twirling forbidden Fonzie's Da Vinci's Lavalos's shell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	Socratic groovy smooth velvet bra	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	executive strapping SMOOCH bracers	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	SMOOCH kneepads of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	stylish SMOOCH spaulders	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	chilly occult SMOOCH codpiece	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	thinker's SMOOCH breastplate	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	blinking superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	huge fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	twirling superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	spoiled lava cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	bland snack-sized pink slime	2	decent	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	rotten half-sized devil hair pasta	2	crappy	
8530	thick spoiled green spagecialetti	5	crappy	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	gray illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	snack-sized decent special skewed libertagliatelle	2	good	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 5
8535	toothsome bite-sized turkish mostaccioli	1	awesome	
8536	decent immense linguini of the sea	7	good	
8537	cold-filtered oxidized Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 38
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	big stale Fettris	5	decent	
8543	special spoiled fusillocybin	3	crappy	Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 45
8544	decent big prescription noodles	5	good	
8545	mixed spinning red blood-drive sticker	1	good	
8546	double-polarized olive bag of grain	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 37
8547	triple-dry super-anodized ghostly pocket maze	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 65
8548	double-tarnished extra-wet squat shady shades	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 19
8549	corrupted diffused shaking upside-down squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 57
8550	bland wobbly weird gazelle steak	3	decent	
8551	stale immense sausage without a cause	9	decent	
8552	anodized super-frozen face paint	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 37
8553	perfectly mixed emergency margarita	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
8554	tolerable green vintage smart drink	4	good	
8555	narrow a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	alkaline quadruple-warmed ionized blurry Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 31
8559	adjusted bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 26
8560	galvanized extra-Vulcanized upside-down Aerheads	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 27
8561	frozen Wrotz	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 14
8562	ionized super-corrupted Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 38
8563	quadruple-modified anodized narrow fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 31
8564	upside-down shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	asbestos-lined beefy barrel lid of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	teal narrow sizzling wizardly barrel hoop earring of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	blurry pulsating lightning-fast Jack Frost's bankruptcy barrel of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	wobbly weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mirror mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	hand-crafted bottle of Amontillado	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	extra-dry lousy spinning barrel-aged martini	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	stale barrel pickle	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	decent barrel cracker	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	dehydrated huge vibrating mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	twisted olive pulsating narrow mirror mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	KoL Con 12-gauge of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Golden Mr. Eh? of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	barrel gun of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	spinning spinning barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	snack-sized flavorless spinning water log	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	tumbling clever hardy barrelhead	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	veiny strapping bottoms of the barrel	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	rock-hard groovy chest barrel	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	studded brainy double barreled barrel gun	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	executive lard-coated triple barreled barrel gun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	blinking nippy beefcake's barrel beryl choker	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	fireproof quilted barrel beryl nose ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	twirling zippy barrel beryl ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	deionized cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	double-oxidized chilled galvanized cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	tarnished squat cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	dry narrow cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	denatured activated cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	enhanced aerosolized blue cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	dry frozen cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	activated olive tumbling cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	corrupted cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	flattened cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	dry squat cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	tarnished non-oxidized cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	double-tarnished blurry squat cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	galvanized oxidized cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	Vulcanized mirror cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	triple-cold-filtered cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	denatured irradiated pulsating green cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	diffused frozen cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	irradiated deionized bouncing cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	denatured concentrated blurry cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	extra-cold-filtered bouncing cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	extra-diffused mirror cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	alkaline cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	vaporized blinking bouncing cuppa Activi tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	twisted bouncing twirling cuppa Cruel tea	1		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	alkaline cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	warmed adjusted skewed shaking cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	polymerized concentrated skewed cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	chilled cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	moist aerosolized ghostly blue cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	extra-anodized flattened bouncing lime green cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	Vulcanized energized cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	skewed cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	jittery blue cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	pickled cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	ionized corrupted cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	tumbling family-friendly double-paned Tesla Royal scepter	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	enchanted spoiled snack-sized bowl of eyeballs	2	crappy	Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	adequate small huge bowl of mummy guts	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	stale bowl of maggots	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	smooth extra-dry fancy blood and blood	5	awesome	Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Jack-O-Lantern beer	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	enchanted acceptable zombie	4	good	Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wobbly wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	blinking tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	upside-down dance instructor's Rosewater's crown of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	knitted smartaleck's hawk of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50
8655	normal thick squat blinking hamlet sandwich	5	good	
8656	shaking arcane researcher's Othello's military jacket	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
8657	ghostly teal rock-hard Othello's dagger	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
8658	Sherlock's Othello's handkerchief	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
8659	dry huge bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 26
8660	grip key	0		
8661	maroon How to Play Othello	0		
8662	skewed Sherlock's Sinatra's ghostly dagger of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25
8663	artisanal huge ghost beer	4	EPIC	
8664	Othello set of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	skewed Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	scandalous Yorick of the brazier of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
8668	jittery rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	green Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	wobbly blue airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	twirling one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	deionized shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	tiny bland iceberg lettuce	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	perfectly mixed lime green ice wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	family-friendly wholesome Wal-Mart snowglobe of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	blinking rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's supercharged Wal-Mart nametag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	blurry chilly curative hardy Wal-Mart overalls	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	narrow To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	skewed The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	horrifying bellhop's hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	mediocre spinning ice porter	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	polymerized nitrogenated exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	chilled shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	blurry hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	spinning ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	upside-down Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	dried bouncing medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	rotten ice rice	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	fancy hand-crafted weak iced plum wine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	squat up-at-dawn avaricious rosy-cheeked training belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	lightning-fast auspicious Newton's training legwarmers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	upside-down Jim Carey's curative shellacked training helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	wobbly training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	upside-down narrow X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	tumbling machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	dehydrated abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	boiled pulsating lime green shaking abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	dried ghostly abstraction: sensation	1		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	compressed upside-down abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	modified abstraction: category	1		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	diluted abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	boiled abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	distilled mirror abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	altered upside-down fuchsia huge spinning abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	compressed squat abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	ghostly modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	rotten VYKEA meatballs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	lousy triple-distilled VYKEA mead	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	adjusted quadruple-diffused blue VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	blurry VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	ghostly VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	stanky VYKEA hex key of the sewer of doom	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	red VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	fancy tasty tin of submardines	3	awesome	Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	practically non-alcoholic tolerable bottle of norwhiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	pickled octolus oculus	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	wool steel-toed sardine can key of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	spinning lightning-fast wizardly beefcake's norwhal helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	ruddy fortified octolus-skin cloak of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	artisanal perfect cosmopolitan	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	perfectly mixed twirling perfect negroni	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	drinkable perfect dark and stormy	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	perfectly mixed perfect mimosa	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	tolerable special perfect old-fashioned	3	good	Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	perfectly mixed skewed perfect paloma	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	modified That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	denatured pulsating Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	non-altered unsweetened Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	cold-filtered flattened Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	warmed skewed Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	Vulcanized Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	aerosolized shaking shaking hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	Vulcanized blue communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	decent Crimbo salad	4	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	yummy snack-sized blue narrow bread line	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	tolerable bark rootbeer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	fancy artisanal ale	3	EPIC	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	occult plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	blinking hardy plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	zippy plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	dance instructor's plastic Crimborgatron	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	tumbling padded plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	perfectly mixed distilled Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	squat Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	cold-filtered pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	huge sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	wobbly overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	blue vibrating slick reusable shopping bag of incineration	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	upside-down teal bouncing hardy coarse hemp socks	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	Annie Oakley's armband	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	spinning shaking maroon bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	lime green medical-grade pine cone necklace	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	narrow reindeer hammer of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	padded elf ploughshare	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	ghostly olive faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	skewed gray nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	blinking energetic elven tambourine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	Rosewater's reindeer sickle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	jittery face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	pulsating pulsating bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	cyan ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	shaking maroon dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	ghostly kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	upside-down twirling high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	huge experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	ghostly exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	green bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	half-sized normal Kudzu salad	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	powdered Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Miss Graves' vermouth	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	bite-sized moldy The Plumber's mushroom stew	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	distilled The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	spirit-forward tolerable pulsating The Mad Liquor	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	delicious practically non-alcoholic Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	decent Mr. Burnsger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	boiled lime green upside-down The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	upside-down ghostly knitted The Jokester's gun of extreme caution of the empath	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	fuchsia smartaleck's stylish The Jokester's wig of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	flame-retardant dance instructor's wizardly The Jokester's pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	altered squat Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	blurry shaking replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	modified quadruple-wet maroon robin's egg	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	delicious mirror robin flan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	artisanal watered-down robin nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	jittery LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	dry nitrogenated Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 46
8841	anodized quantum pulsating Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 26
8842	wet infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 18
8843	nitrogenated aerosolized boiled purple can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 31
8844	boiled frozen The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 58
8845	diffused deionized energized red bag of random words	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 23
8846	concentrated tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 51
8847	pickled polymerized blurry jittery red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 25
8848	dry question juice	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 50
8849	altered tube of villain	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 17
8850	your cowboy boots of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	squat nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	blue skewed deadly quicksilver ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	tumbling knitted scorching lion tamer's thicksilver ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	reassuring Oprah's deadly wicksilver ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	purple fireproof Jim Carey's slick slicksilver ring	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	shaking censurious crafty sicksilver ring of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	miser's Rosewater's nicksilver ring of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	Jeselnik's manspreader's ticksilver ring	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	avaricious careful Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	wool sharpshooter's sinister Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	fuchsia tumbling flame-wreathed Rosewater's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	Socratic Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	Frigid Northern Beans of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	gray flame-wreathed World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	gravedigger's Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	twirling narrow grievous Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	foul-smelling Temple Grandin's therapeutic beefcake's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	Usain Bolt's veiny Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	toothsome plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	special normal low-calorie plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1	good	Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	enchanted yummy low-calorie plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1	awesome	Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	flavorless jumbo plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	flavorless mirror plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	bland snack-sized plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	half-sized rotten plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	bland immense spinning plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	tasty low-calorie narrow plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	flavorless plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	huge nippy Socratic Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	wobbly ribald toasty Daisy's unclean bloomers of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	purple Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	shaking Sherlock's vibrating Rosewater's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	bouncing family-friendly toasty baleful Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	blinking El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	blinking stylish weightlifter's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	tumbling green buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	fuchsia cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	vacuum-sealed poker face paint	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	gray realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	skewed tainted milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	squat gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	wet dry cold-filtered triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	frozen narrow ghost bit	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	oxidized corrupted polymerized buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	pickled enhanced lion musk	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	decent bear claw	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	double-irradiated rattler gland	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	liquefied quadruple-irradiated half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	diffused cold-filtered tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	special decent rotting beefsteak	4	good	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	lousy wobbly firemilk	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	denatured spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	denatured moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	fireproof ribald western-style skinning knife	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	grievous steel knuckles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	twirling Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	squat The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	wobbly LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	huge mirror disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	green disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	extra-aerosolized demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	maroon baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	skewed porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	wobbly hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	bouncing pulsating rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	skewed shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	squat cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	huge quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	shaking fuchsia thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	jittery wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	huge slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	ghostly red sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ghostly ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	upside-down blinking special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	lime green Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	fuchsia mirror Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	red sizzling vibrating one-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
8960	green wholesome two-gallon hat of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
8961	squat wicked Herculean three-gallon hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5
8962	yellow four-gallon hat of Tarzan of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20
8963	shaking clever hale five-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20
8964	rock-hard baleful six-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5
8965	bouncing experienced seven-gallon hat of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50
8966	twirling sizzling eight-gallon hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +10
8967	nine-gallon hat of the overflowing toilet of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100
8968	blurry friendly fortified ten-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +3
8969	wobbly tumbling eleven-gallon hat of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	improved nitrogenated mirror skin oil	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 57
8973	boiled squat unusual oil	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 41
8974	altered improved double-improved yellow bouncing eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 47
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	pressed triple-unsweetened patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 19
8977	energized jittery twirling patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 17
8978	activated ghostly wobbly patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 27
8979	ionized patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 33
8980	chilled diffused spinning patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 44
8981	dry spinning upside-down mirror patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 24
8982	warmed pickled corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 51
8983	watered-down smooth rodeo whiskey	2	awesome	
8984	huge pulsating Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	ghostly real cowboy hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
8986	twirling Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	green spinning Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	squat Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	twirling electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	diluted huge armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	small rotten jittery jumping horseradish	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	tolerable pulsating Sacramento wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	pressed polymerized Greek fire	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	gray executive Sherlock's ox-head shield of the pedagogue of Tarzan of doom	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	lightning-fast smooth dented scepter of James Dean of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	vibrating smartaleck's very pointy crown of the scaredy-cat of incineration of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	jittery twirling energetic quilted experienced battle broom of extreme caution of temperance	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	greasy horrifying quilted carpe of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	tumbling ribald smelly Lo Pan's boxer's codpiece	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	auspicious clever boxer's thinker's troutsers	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	miser's fireproof MacGyver's bass clarinet of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	fuchsia Jeselnik's MacGyver's wholesome fish hatchet of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	up-at-dawn foul-smelling flame-wreathed tunac of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	super-aerosolized energized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	mediocre bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	chilled non-tarnished huge high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	twirling vibrating fishin' hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	Oprah's sonar fishfinder	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	skewed luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	mirror internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	blinking meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	jittery plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	decent gallon of milk	4	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	twirling gray First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	Jim Carey's smooth First Post shirt - Cir Senam of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	pulsating high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	huge upside-down no spoon	0		
9030	spoiled star salad	3	crappy	
9031	spinning Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	enchanted stale miniature skewed bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	2	decent	Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 35
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	half-sized flavorless bouncing browser cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	weak tolerable hacked gibson	2	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	purple friendly Source shades	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	skewed missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	squat ghostly Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	blue Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	green Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	squat Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	mirror huge Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	bouncing Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	spinning Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	jittery Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	tumbling Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	jittery pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	pulsating Oprah's dance instructor's plastic detective badge of the storm of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: 90, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	arcane researcher's beefy bronze detective badge of the empath of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	Van der Graaf forbidden Herculean detective badge of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	zippy wicked Newton's detective badge of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	spinning detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	double-paned Annie Oakley's wholesome detective roscoe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	warmed adjusted jittery shoe gum	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	upside-down maroon foul-smelling occult noir fedora of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	perfumed Jack Frost's trench coat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 75, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	hand-crafted triple-distilled ghostly Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	yummy small tumbling hardboiled egg	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	blinking detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	auspicious quilted baleful experienced beefy protonic accelerator pack of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	censurious Adventurer bobblehead	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	spinning psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	crafty bindle of horror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	Temple Grandin's Jim Carey's fleshy lump	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	dangerous arcane researcher's smoldering bagel punch	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	zippy perfumed ghostly reins	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	jittery wholesome derringer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	ghostly razor-sharp Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	sharpshooter's Spookyraven signet of terror of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	rosewater-soaked frosty tie-dyed fannypack	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	toasty ruddy burnt snowpants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	squat experienced standards and practices guide	0		Experience: +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	blinking Carpathian longsword of the bloodbag of Gandalf of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's strapping Liam's mail	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	censurious therapeutic slick Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	mirror pulsating rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	blurry Van der Graaf Wrist-Boy	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	shaking bouncing Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	gray compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	dry improved blinking Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 62
9108	upside-down lead umbrella	0		
9109	ionized squat mirror Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 48
9110	dry Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 12
9111	energized extra-galvanized Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 23
9112	extra-warmed energized pulsating EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 59
9113	dry chilled Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 35
9114	liquefied The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 50
9115	liquefied Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 42
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	repaid diaper of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
9118	teal Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	lousy Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	shaking Unstable Pointy Ears of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	olive Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	artisanal unidentified drink	3	EPIC	
9127	auspicious KoL Con 13 T-shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
9128	rosewater-soaked scorching chilly discarded swimming trunks	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
9129	diffused green diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 42
9130	Vulcanized non-pressed yellow charisma potion	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 32
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	squat toasty personal trainer's pistol	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +5
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	gigantic bland leftover pasty	6	decent	
9135	artisanal very whiskey	4	EPIC	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	gray li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	yellow li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	shaking li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	chilled ionized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	super-flattened wet Prunets	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 55
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	bouncing baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	polarized pressed invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	wet invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	adequate half-sized maroon ghostly raw sweet potato	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	stale special raw beans	4	decent	Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	decent raw stuffing	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	diet stale squat blurry narrow raw cranberry sauce	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	half-sized stale raw turkey	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	rotten huge ghostly raw mincemeat	6	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	big stale green raw potato	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	decent low-calorie raw gravy	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	spoiled snack-sized blinking raw bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	executive arcane researcher's mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	flame-retardant savvy glass casserole dish of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	blue medical-grade baleful can opener	0		Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	diluted turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	executive careful glass pie plate	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	personal trainer's potato masher of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	gray bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	moldy sweet potatoes	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	spoiled bean casserole	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	half-sized rotten wobbly baked stuffing	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	moldy cranberry cylinder	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	big delicious thanksgiving turkey	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	flavorless mince pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	super-sized spoiled mashed potatoes	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	bite-sized adequate warm gravy	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	thick bland bread roll	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	flavorless leftovers	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	flavorless ghostly leftovers sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	blurry pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	blurry packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	blinking cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	corrupted eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	watered-down aged eldritch extract	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	curative Official Council Aide Pin of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	perfectly mixed eldritch distillate	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	compressed blurry eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	wicked Science Notebook	0		Spell Damage: +5
9197	shaking upside-down Usain Bolt's Newton's eldritch hat of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	ghostly reassuring healthy Rosewater's eldritch pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	watered-down hand-crafted eldritch elixir	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	supercool Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	narrow lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	skewed spinning Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	fuchsia sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	yellow The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	frosty ball and chain	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	blinking gingerbread tophat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	jittery gingerbread waistcoat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	bouncing therapeutic gingerbread trousers	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	olive deadly beefy candy dress shoes of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	skewed dog trainer's Samson's candy necktie of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	huge Van der Graaf occult Da Vinci's chocolate pocketwatch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	bouncing broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	upside-down interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	shaking gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	moldy twirling animal part cracker	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	hand-crafted gingerbread wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	massive decent gingerbread mug	9	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	blinking twirling nasty gingerbread mask	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	blue therapeutic stiffened gingerservo of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	activated corrupted tainted icing	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	gingerbeard of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	forbidden gingerbread hoodie of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	blurry blue electrified hardened gingerbread pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	huge smelly Temple Grandin's marzipan briefcase	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	flame-retardant creme brulee torch	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	wizardly candy crowbar	0		Mysticality: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	Van der Graaf boxer's candy screwdriver	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	stanky pumpkin spice candle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	extra-polarized denatured double-deionized huge gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	frosty gingerbread gavel of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	fuchsia gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	tumbling teal gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	acceptable ginger beer	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	adjusted galvanized galvanized industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	quantum adjusted fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	lousy blurry high-end ginger wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	blurry coward's plastic bad vibe	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	twirling huge upside-down flame-wreathed plastic angry vikings	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	nasty plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	Usain Bolt's plastic Your Brain	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	coward's plastic Krampus	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	tarnished spinning tumbling Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	vacuum-sealed bouncing Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	cold-filtered Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	half-sized flavorless spiritual candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	weak bad spiritual eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	half-sized rotten spiritual fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	snack-sized stale spiritual gingerbread	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	narrow Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	upside-down No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	ghostly fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	blinking teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	flattened ghostly rock candy	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	miniature delicious ghostly green-iced sweet roll	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	squat chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	narrow careful grievous Third Eye	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	miser's hardy Krampus Horn	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	adequate maroon upside-down blurry hambrosier	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	artisanal pulsating chakra-mental wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	polarized polarized chakra malt	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	decent Black Angus blackburger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	aged practically non-alcoholic gray blinking shaking brandy	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	chilled potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	supercharged baleful bad vibroknife	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	toasty Fonzie's crystal belt buckle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	bouncing red electrified saffron antaravasaka of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	upside-down blue careful Newton's saffron uttarasanga	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	gray blurry Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	curative dance instructor's boxer's Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	rotten fancy Eldritch snap	3	crappy	Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	boiled hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	diluted pulsating maroon jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	boiled yellow spinning jelly	1		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	modified sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	powdered ghostly tumbling stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	jittery space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	big bland fancy toast with hot jelly	5	decent	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	stale toast with jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	spoiled toast with jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	tasty bite-sized toast with sleaze jelly	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	moldy diet skewed toast with stench jelly	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	tumbling hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	personal trainer's sage wax hand	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	nippy personal trainer's candle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	adequate red wax pancake	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	gravedigger's smartaleck's wax face	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	delicious wax booze	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	spinning yellow glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	dehydrated tumbling sea jelly	1		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	super-sized toothsome upside-down pulsating sea truffle	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	purple tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	grievous recovered cufflinks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	quadruple-pressed mirror teal LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	enhanced alkaline LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	enhanced red LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	maroon toasty grievous groovy LOV Eardigan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	electrified LOV Epaulettes of the blizzard of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	flame-wreathed brawny LOV Earrings of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	dried bouncing LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	blurry LOV Elephant of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	lime green sinister eldritch scanner	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	colloidal vacuum-sealed eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	scandalous eldritch hammer of the brute of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	normal eldritch mushroom	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	delicious eldritch mushroom pizza	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	blinking eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	pulsating eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	improved eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	wobbly HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	mirror Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	blue Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	narrow bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	shaking Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	shaking ghostly bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	lime green peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	bouncing cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	shaking bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	wobbly baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	pulsating blinking maroon slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	pulsating imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	smooth literal grasshopper	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	weak acceptable double entendre	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	drinkable weak huge Phlegethon	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	perfectly mixed ghostly Siberian sunrise	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	bad blurry mentholated wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	tolerable low tide martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	bad shroomtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	tolerable morning dew	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	mediocre whiskey squeeze	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	perfectly mixed great fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	drinkable Gnomish sagngria	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	watered-down mediocre vodka stinger	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	acceptable extremely slippery nipple	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	perfectly mixed fortified shaking piscatini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	artisanal Churchill	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	bad soilzerac	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	tolerable London frog	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	lousy nothingtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	artisanal eighth plague	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	lousy pulsating single entendre	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	tolerable high-proof twirling reverse Tantalus	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	acceptable boozy elemental caipiroska	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	bad squat fuchsia Feliz Navidad	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	hand-crafted strong huge Bloody Nora	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	acceptable moreltini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	irresponsibly strong fancy mediocre shaking hell in a bucket	9	decent	Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	hand-crafted watered-down tumbling Newark	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	boozy acceptable R'lyeh	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	enchanted drinkable Gnollish sangria	4	good	Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	delicious special red vodka barracuda	3	awesome	Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	triple-distilled drinkable Mysterious Island iced tea	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	delicious watered-down drive-by shooting	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	acceptable gunner's daughter	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	delicious watered-down dirt julep	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	artisanal blurry Simepore slime	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed twirling Phil Collins	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	wobbly toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	pulsating bouncing exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	blinking rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	skewed high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	rotten edible alien plant bit	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	upside-down alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	twisted huge narrow alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	twirling teal alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	super-sized stale special alien meat	5	decent	Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	blurry alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	altered alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	huge alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	quantum upside-down alien medicine	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	bite-sized spoiled shaking alien salad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	boozy bad alien booze	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	wobbly frightening sizzling resourceful alien mask	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	asbestos-lined shellacked stylish alien spear	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	nippy alien blowgun of James Dean of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	narrow ribald wicked alien loincloth of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	twirling sharpshooter's ruddy alien totem of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	teal twirling sizzling hardy alien necklace of doom	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	huge spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	coward's spants of incineration	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	olive bouncing Fonzie's spant shield of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	grievous spant shoulderpads of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	nasty spant backplate of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's spant spear	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	magnetized spinning pulsating murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	bouncing gray murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	scandalous smelly murderbot mask of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	Vulcanized yellow murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	jittery baleful strapping murderbot whip	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	veiny wizardly murderbot plasma rifle	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	olive Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	moldy Aldebaran sardines	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	bad practically non-alcoholic Centauri fish wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	boiled mirror oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	ruddy Spacegate scientist's insignia of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	greedy nippy Spacegate military insignia	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	lard-coated wizardly Spacegate diplomat's insignia of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	special toothsome bite-sized alien sandwich	1	awesome	Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	double-frozen dry olive Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 15
9477	pulsating Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	flattened blurry upside-down Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	energized cold-filtered quantum shaking Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	warmed mirror Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	concentrated Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	quantum adjusted concentrated wobbly Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	triple-colloidal adjusted narrow Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	dry dry yellow spinning Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	flavorless snack-sized Affirmation Cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	blinking License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	extra-energized Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 28
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	twirling suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	knitted mansplainer's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	perfectly mixed basic martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	acceptable fortified improved martini	5	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	bad blue splendid martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	jittery can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	blinking gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	bouncing supercool weightlifter's plastic gundam of the ox	0		Muscle: 35, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	olive Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	fuchsia Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	adequate meteoreo	3	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	lousy teal meadeorite	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	mirror scandalous healthy slick meteortarboard	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	Newton's groovy meteorite guard of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	mansplainer's meteorb of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	gray squat asteroid belt of the dark arts of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	friendly deadly meteorthopedic shoes of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	bouncing lard-coated extremely unsafe thinker's shooting morning star	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	purple meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	tumbling Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	ghostly dangerous blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	green pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	wobbly pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	jittery pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	twirling shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	blurry exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	hand-crafted DUFRESNE Suds	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	horrifying mafia pinky ring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
9547	mediocre fancy spirit-forward narrow flask of port	5	decent	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
9548	pulsating energetic groovy contract enforcement stick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
9549	toothsome Hide-rox&trade; cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	lousy high-proof jug of booze	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	concentrated irradiated huge pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	colloidal unsweetened temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	dehydrated mirror shaking glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	boiled new habit	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	mirror bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	red squat rosewater-soaked Van der Graaf Rosewater's pearl necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	jittery prompt Socratic protection stick of courage of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +3
9563	wet roll of meat	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 69
9564	spinning grievous brainy mafia thumb ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
9565	energized oxidized bouncing olive cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	fortified experienced mafia middle finger ring	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	gravedigger's quilted Newton's steel drivin' hammer of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	greasy mafia pointer finger ring of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	hale worksite credentials	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
9571	rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's Oprah's ruddy negotiatin' hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	lightning-fast Oprah's mafia wedding ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
9576	mafia organizer badge of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	fancy ghostly transparent nog	1	decent	Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	tasty low-calorie blurry unfinished fruitcake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	warmed and cracker	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	drinkable watered-down shaking neg grog	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	bland small special half double fruitcake	2	decent	Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	decent hushed puppy	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	super-sized normal fuchsia muffled muffuletta	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	decent shushed potatoes	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	hardened plastic mime functionary	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	friendly plastic mime scientist	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	spinning supercool plastic mime soldier	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	Da Vinci's plastic mime executive	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	smartaleck's plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	enchanted green temperance whiskey	1	crappy	Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	irradiated wishbone	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	extra-dry bad Racisto Ruidoso	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	blurry earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	moldy small bran muffin	2	crappy	
9598	special stale blueberry muffin	4	decent	Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 35
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	mirror silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	cyan silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	twirling silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	ghostly squat spinning silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	teal silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	jittery silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	teal silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	ghostly mirror silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	jittery jittery ghostly silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	blurry silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	olive silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	weak smooth stale cheer wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	decent jittery stale Cheer-E-Os	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	pulsating cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	mirror electrified hardy cheerful antler hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	blurry rock-hard stylish cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	forbidden dangerous cheerful pajama pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	cyan squat spinning The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	tumbling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	shaking bouncing The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	acceptable fortified shaking executive mime flask	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	tiny moldy squat nega-mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	bad nega-mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	double-galvanized frozen jittery shaking Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	bland mime army rations	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	enchanted watered-down lousy mime army wine	2	decent	Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	vaporized mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	quadruple-dry mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	fireproof miming beret of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	lime green blinking savvy miming shirt of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	miming corduroys of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	Da Vinci's thinker's miming boots	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	double-paned hardy miming gloves	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	skewed God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	wobbly donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	ghostly donated candy	0		
9665	extra-Vulcanized digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	mirror extremely unsafe mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	mime army insignia (intelligence) of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	mime army insignia (espionage) of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	teal mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	tumbling mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	huge fuchsia mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	bouncing ghostly mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	scorching Oprah's mime army infiltration glove	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	olive mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	bouncing mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	yellow cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	stale extra-toasted half sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	smooth fancy squat wobbly mulled hobo wine	4	awesome	Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	Oprah's energetic deadly burning paper hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: 70, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	squat Usain Bolt's curative burning cape of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	prompt burning paper slippers of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	auspicious extremely unsafe burning paper jorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	pulsating occult dangerous Fonzie's burning paper crane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	narrow January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	spinning lime green cool broken champagne bottle of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	padded tinsel tights of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	flame-wreathed rosy-cheeked fortified wad of used tape	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	coward's padded stylish silent nightlight of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -20, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	altered galvanized green sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 54
9697	chilled ionized pulsating Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 15
9698	diffused boiled hot button candy	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 48
9699	grievous makeshift garbage shirt of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	ruddy novelty monorail ticket of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	powdered pills	1		
9702	dried purple twirling furry pill	1		
9703	altered maroon bouncing beefy pill	1		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 25
9704	altered skewed blinking excitement pill	1		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 50
9705	vaporized huge tumbling vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 30
9706	powdered jittery lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 30
9707	mixed twirling twirling dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	blinking How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	ghostly Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	yellow mirror sage genie's turbane of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	genie's scimitar of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	genie's pants of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	MacGyver's genie's bracers of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	twirling shaking ribald psychic's circlet of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	psychic's crystal ball of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	flame-retardant forbidden psychic's pslacks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	gray rosewater-soaked rock-hard psychic's amulet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	massive adequate heart-shaped candy whetstone	6	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	toothsome jumbo jittery Swedish massage fish	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	watered-down mediocre Third Base	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	bad irresponsibly strong wobbly Bustle Hustler	7	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	diffused Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	dry Bettie page	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	enhanced blinking tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	wet bouncing heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	upside-down cyan heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	maroon eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	twirling Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	tarnished diffused blinking rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
9744	modified enhanced wet mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 53
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	polymerized electrified rhinestone	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26
9747	green spinning 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	mirror cyan bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	blurry ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	red vibrating Team Avarice cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
9755	dog trainer's Team Sloth cap	0		Experience (familiar): +1
9756	narrow blurry Team Wrath cap of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
9757	blue MacGyver's Mu cap	0		Maximum MP: +100
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	ghostly Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	spinning Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	gray Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	bouncing Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	olive Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	squat Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	upside-down Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	narrow squat pulsating Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	tumbling Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	twirling Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	bouncing ghostly Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	shaking Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	shaking Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	spinning Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	blurry squat Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	skewed Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	twirling Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	ghostly twirling Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	maroon luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	green skewed smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	pulsating rocket	0		
9828	pickled gray magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	diluted brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	vaporized ghostly glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 35
9831	mixed squat teal narrow scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	powdered pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 25
9833	pickled lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	dried shaking green jittery gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 45
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	blurry FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	teal dance instructor's Sinatra's FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	lime green Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	coward's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	huge FantasyRealm Mage's Hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	foul-smelling FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	tumbling lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	greedy savvy cool &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
9844	blinking FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	olive pulsating bouncing tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	yellow spinning LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	fuchsia dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	pulsating druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	skewed to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	polarized huge universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	skewed LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	bouncing FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	rotten FantasyRealm turkey leg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	watered-down delicious shaking FantasyRealm mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	narrow Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	tumbling arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	squat green hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	bland snack-sized druidic s'more	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	denatured olive skewed sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	drinkable huge mourning wine	4	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	wobbly sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	mirror map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	blurry map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	toothsome thick denastified haunch	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	lousy blurry bad rum and good cola	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	triple-altered diffused lime green Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	auspicious greasy brawny leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	yellow lightning-fast toasty vibrating Master Thief's utility belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	nippy experienced Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	ghostly therapeutic Socratic Samson's Dragonscale breastplate	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	upside-down Oprah's smartaleck's smooth belt of Ogrekind	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	foul-smelling sharpshooter's wizardly The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	fireproof strapping nozzle of the Phoenix of the empath	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	lightning-fast careful hardy the Archwizard's briefs	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	green inspector's perfumed flame-retardant the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	shield of the Skeleton Lord of the brute of chilblains of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	tumbling boxer's weightlifter's ring of the Skeleton Lord of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	jittery occult scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the glutton of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	blurry dog trainer's Tesla curative hardened deadfall branch	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9894	lard-coated Tesla supercharged Herculean Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	pulsating notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	special acceptable olive two meat muck	4	good	Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 20
9899	adequate bite-sized maroon chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1	good	
9900	thick bland blinking chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	5	decent	
9901	low-calorie stale chocolate Spider Queen	1	decent	
9902	watered-down lousy squat hipster cocktail	2	decent	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	jittery upside-down Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gray gattoo	0		
9912	blue A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	ghostly crude oil congealer	0		
9915	bite-sized spoiled good guava	1	crappy	
9916	aged green gin and ginger	3	awesome	
9917	huge Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	dried twirling gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	blue SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	polarized blurry wobbly Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	alkaline quadruple-quantum Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	shaking skewed Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	mixed blue skewed Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	skewed Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	purple huge twirling Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	jittery lime green stanky veiny stylish Brutal brogues of the brazier	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	lion tamer's razor-sharp Draftsman's driving gloves of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	squat Annie Oakley's electrified forbidden smooth Nouveau nosering	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	quadruple-Vulcanized tumbling sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	pickled improved red spinning mirror boiling broth	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	ionized concentrated interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	cyan Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	tumbling Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	wobbly Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	flame-retardant baleful PARTY HARD T-shirt of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	delicious Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	yellow neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	dance instructor's pentagram bandana of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	blue shaking Fonzie's skull ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	shaking electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	half-sized decent PB&J with the crusts cut off	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	toasty dorky glasses of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	maroon twirling strapping ponytail clip of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	veiny paint palette	0		Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	modified Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	fireproof cosmetic football	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	upside-down toasty supercool shoe ad T-shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	blue prompt pump-up high-tops	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	improved green runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	arcane researcher's brainy noticeable pumps	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	boozy tolerable everfull glass	5	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	shaking van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	nasty clever denim jacket	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	ghostly ratty knitted cap of the sewer of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	jittery foul-smelling stylish intimidating chainsaw	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	drinkable blue party beer bomb	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	big adequate sweet party mix	5	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	diluted party balloon	1		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	twirling reassuring supercharged party pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	censurious friendly therapeutic party whip	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	tumbling Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	artisanal mirror TRIO cup of beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	adequate bite-sized yellow party platter for one	1	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	denatured ghostly Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	skewed party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	maroon party crasher of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	twirling Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	gray Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	maroon party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	skewed latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	huge latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	shaking prompt &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	bouncing blurry absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	purple snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	blinking lion tamer's deadly snakeskin thighboots	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	chilly supercharged snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	shaking wool crafty snakeskin jacket	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	ghostly slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	wobbly slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	narrow slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	prompt smelly electrified slime waders	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	knitted slime fedora of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	blurry ribald Jim Carey's thinker's slime knuckles	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	avaricious gravedigger's padded government-issued slacks	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	greedy dog trainer's boxer's government-issued eyeshade	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	aromatic boxer's government-issued necktie of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	wool stiffened mutant arm of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	rosy-cheeked Rosewater's mutant legs of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	olive perfumed stylish mutant crown of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	adequate bite-sized tumbling ghostly ectoplasm	1	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	moldy shaking	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	lousy watered-down bottle of vodka	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	snack-sized flavorless pizza	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	perfectly mixed tumbling martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	flavorless small shaking blinking cherry pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	fancy artisanal eggnog	4	EPIC	Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	adequate Hell ramen	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	tolerable gimlet	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	watered-down artisanal shaking twice-haunted screwdriver	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	rotten candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	acceptable runny fermented egg	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	jumbo normal oldcake	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	flavorless traditional Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	huge electrified plastic wild beaver	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	wicked plastic reindeer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	lion tamer's plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	teal ribald plastic orphan	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	auspicious plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	huge Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	resourceful Samson's pristine walrus tusk	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	huge thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	pulsating Usain Bolt's clever strapping Staff of Frozen Lard of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	special stale grilled mooseflank	3	decent	Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	stale enchanted moosemeat pie	3	decent	Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	spinning smelly balanced antler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	Socratic dam	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	drinkable weak wobbly beavermouth	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	perfectly mixed triple-distilled beaver punch (papaya)	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	mediocre jittery tumbling beaver punch (peach)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	acceptable bouncing beaver punch (cherry)	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	inspector's gravedigger's Canadian lantern	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	spinning muskox-skin cap of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	spinning pulsating Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	spoiled glass of raw eggs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	delicious shaking punch-drunk punch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	modified maroon body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	wobbly bauxite beret of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	rosewater-soaked bauxite boxers	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	ghostly Samson's bauxite bow-tie	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	Sinatra's Rosewater's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the ox of the dark arts of the brazier	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	adequate thick huge sausage	5	good	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	jittery therapeutic red-hot sausage fork of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	spinning bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	maroon jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	high-proof bad beer	7	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	bland lime green yule gruel	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	fancy delicious hot watered rum	4	awesome	Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	watered-down hand-crafted bottle of Crimbognac	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	moldy Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	powdered blinking narrow Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	blinking blinking Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	ghostly Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	gray spinning Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	gray Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	lime green chaotic Crimbolex watch of chilblains of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	jittery Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	cyan gravedigger's flame-wreathed banded hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
10082	rosewater-soaked chalk chlamys of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	green squat asbestos-lined Rosewater's chalk chain	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	censurious rock-hard chalk chalice	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	scorching deadly chalk chinos	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	aromatic horrifying chalk chapeau	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	lime green foul-smelling fortified chalk choker	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	pickled wobbly chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	warmed concentrated candy chalk	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 16
10090	healthy smooth marble maebari	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	spinning horrifying frightening marble mantle	0		Spooky Damage: 30, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	mirror horrifying marble magnet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	fortified marble mignonette bowl of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	mansplainer's marble medallion of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	marble mariachi hat of vim and vigor of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	vaporized marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	quadruple-unsweetened pickled Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 28
10098	pulsating fortified Sinatra's punching bag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	squat Usain Bolt's pith helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	cyan up-at-dawn rosy-cheeked poncho	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	prompt pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	horrifying brawny palazzos	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	arcane researcher's pseudoaccordion of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	twisted pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	liquefied non-cold-filtered Para-Pop	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 19
10106	tumbling deadly terra cotta truss of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	twirling mansplainer's terra cotta trousers of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	veiny terra cotta tongs of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	ghostly studded terra cotta train of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	bouncing groovy weightlifter's terra cotta tie tack	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	sinister terra cotta tambourine of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	diluted yellow mirror terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	ionized bouncing terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 17
10114	velour voulge of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	skewed Sherlock's sage velour vambraces	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	blinking electrified ruddy velour veil	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	bouncing fortified wizardly velour viscometer	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	sharpshooter's velour valise of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	velour vaqueros of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	altered jittery velour veneer	1		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	chilled vacuum-sealed moist narrow Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 63
10122	knitted Lo Pan's glass suspenders	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	foul-smelling Van der Graaf glass shield	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	squat stiffened glass stetson of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	skewed glass spectacles of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	zippy glass shiv of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	nasty glass serape of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	compressed pulsating glass shards	1		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	extra-liquefied extra-polarized denatured hard candy	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 66
10130	sizzling supercool loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	supercharged banded loofah lei	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	Temple Grandin's loofah lederhosen of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	zippy dog trainer's loofah ladle	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	Jim Carey's loofah legwarmers	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	mirror purple Oprah's educational loofah lavalier	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	dried wobbly loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	colloidal wobbly chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 13
10138	blurry Oprah's flagstone flag of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	tumbling wicked thinker's flagstone flail	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	cyan resourceful stiffened flagstone flip-flops	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	bouncing hardened flagstone fez of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	reassuring razor-sharp flagstone fleece	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	mirror zippy smooth flagstone fringe	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	diluted maroon ghostly flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	warmed Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 23
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	resourceful cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	anodized ghostly tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	denatured prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	careful tailored vest	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	pulsating twirling sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	knitted elf army poncho	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	spoiled upside-down elf army field rations	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	bouncing gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	greasy grievous discarded bowtie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	mediocre irresponsibly strong martiny	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	activated altered squat licorice snake	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 58
10161	quantum double-anodized improved virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 68
10162	deionized oxidized narrow mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 51
10163	ionized jittery government-issued candy	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 50
10164	altered improved quadruple-aerosolized Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 60
10165	squat mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	jittery sharpshooter's smooth Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	mirror blood bag	0		
10169	yummy immense bloodstick	7	awesome	
10170	tolerable watered-down olive bottle of Sanguiovese	2	good	
10171	huge flavorless skewed blinking actual blood sausage	10	decent	
10172	triple-distilled acceptable mulled blood	8	good	
10173	adequate small blood snowcone	2	good	
10174	drinkable Red Russian	3	good	
10175	toothsome blood roll-up	4	awesome	
10176	hand-crafted blurry bottle of blood	4	EPIC	
10177	miniature decent spinning blood-soaked sponge cake	2	good	
10178	special smooth vampagne	4	awesome	Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 40
10179	tiny rotten plain snowcone	1	crappy	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	yellow skewed money bag	0		
10183	twirling money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	pulsating bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	huge blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	narrow squat gray PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	shaking stanky banded Sinatra's PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	skewed bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	blurry skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	shaking recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	moldy wobbly jittery gray crabsicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	tolerable narrow bottle of dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	lousy bottle of extra-dark rhum	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	boozy perfectly mixed upside-down bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	ionized pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	double-paned frightening conquistador's breastplate	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	censurious forbidden pirate pantaloons	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	pulsating [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	mansplainer's pirate radio ring of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	decent immense pineapple slab	6	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	moldy shaking hibiscus petal	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	altered vacuum-sealed green narrow huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	denatured blinking jittery ice molecule	1		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	huge Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	ghostly Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	shaking Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	ghostly Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	compressed ghostly pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	narrow plush sea serpent of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	normal blinking pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ghostly ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	piratical blunderbuss of Gandalf of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	frightening stanky brawny PirateRealm party hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	delicious weak narrow Island Landslide	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	irresponsibly strong tolerable Island Thunderstorm	6	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	artisanal red Island Hurricane	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	spirit-forward artisanal Skull Punch	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	artisanal twirling olive Electric Punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	acceptable strong huge Smuggler's Punch	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	bad shaking Scorpion Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	lousy green Turtle Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	tolerable Cobra Bowl	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	nasty Jim Carey's steel-toed smooth vampyric cloake of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	irradiated spinning one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 56
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	huge intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	mirror blurry blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	foul-smelling electrified Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	pulsating Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	family-friendly frosty nippy resourceful vibrating fortified Socratic educational wizardly hewn moon-rune spoon of the cougar of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +20, Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: 35, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	twirling rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	chaotic personal trainer's Newton's Beach Comb	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	narrow small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	ghostly pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	gray pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	cyan etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	super-electrified magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	concentrated cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	magnetized frozen gray gray seashell	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	quantum pickled quadruple-galvanized huge squat seashell	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	energized quantum seashell	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	high-proof drinkable bottle of sea wine	10	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	pickled red spinning blinking kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	flame-retardant horrifying curative banded sinister stylish driftwood hat of James Dean of the storm of the businessman	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	scandalous careful mansplainer's Tesla wicked arcane researcher's driftwood pants of wisdom of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	purple avaricious Sherlock's perfumed smelly vibrating healthy hardened supercool driftwood bracelet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	family-friendly lion tamer's Newton's waders	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	olive chaotic Sinatra's spearfish fishing spear of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	toasty Sinatra's rabbitfish fin of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	tumbling piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	pulsating upside-down piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	aromatic pirate cutlass of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	experienced tricorn hat of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	shaking arcane researcher's experienced swash buckle of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	sharpshooter's energetic meteorite earring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	blue Van der Graaf curative steel-toed meteorite necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	twirling studded quilted meteorite ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: 120, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	altered altered pickled Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 69
10290	galvanized chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 17
10291	blurry up-at-dawn nasty shellacked driftwood beach comb	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	ruddy occult personal trainer's whittled tiara	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	mansplainer's educational whittled shorts of temperance	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	wool Rosewater's whittled flail of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	squat fuchsia flame-retardant sinister Newton's whittled wand	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	beefy whittled flute of chilblains of the early riser	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	inspector's foul-smelling whittled bear figurine of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	Lo Pan's experienced savvy whittled owl figurine	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	gravedigger's whittled fox figurine of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	electrified clever sinister whittled walking stick of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	delicious super-sized campfire hot dog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	decent blinking campfire baked potato	4	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	bland diet huge campfire s'more	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	decent enchanted small campfire beans	2	good	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	massive stale campfire stew	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	squat jittery campfire coffee	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	super-energized galvanized leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 69
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	shaking bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	blurry Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	olive space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	twirling Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	bland space chowder	4	decent	
10321	boozy acceptable space wine	5	good	
10322	twirling The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	blurry Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	spinning blue Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	manspreader's cool Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	tumbling diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	miniature decent bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	miniature flavorless flan del mar	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	moldy Baja sopapilla	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	plastic Mer-kin baker of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	deadly plastic sea elf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	shaking blurry nippy plastic yuleviathan	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	skewed stylish plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	thick normal mana-coated yams	5	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	bland fancy super-sized twirling mana-basted tofurkey leg	5	decent	Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	bite-sized decent mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	yummy super-sized mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	ionized frozen lime green patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	dehydrated industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	colloidal non-ionized unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	altered ghostly ghostly vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	denatured ghostly tumbling a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	boiled organic potpourri	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	mediocre boot flask	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	magnetized infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	teal madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	pickled fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	spoiled guffin	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	diluted Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	mixed tumbling non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	flattened irradiated peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	corrupted Vulcanized mirror Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	ionized polymerized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	squat envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	vaporized squat livid energy	1		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	powdered beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	friendly baleful oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	gray hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	Vulcanized modified bouncing concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	cold-filtered improved liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	spinning aromatic Jack Frost's sinister Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	gray Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	squat soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	dry altered salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	mirror shaking Usain Bolt's flame-retardant ribbon candy ascot	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	teal moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	tumbling intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	blurry gravedigger's anemoney clip	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	fuchsia runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	twisted shaking jittery super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	twirling purple Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's icing poncho of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	colloidal anodized glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	skewed spinning careful banded Mer-kin rollpin	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	lime green personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	cyan tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	miniature toothsome bowl of mernudo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	smooth watered-down pulsating fishelada	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	immense flavorless ojo de pez burrito	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	bouncing waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	twirling lime green waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	squat olive waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	blinking friendly extremely unsafe nutcracker hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	jittery teal smelly nutcracker waistcoat of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	nasty nutcracker pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	jittery energetic nutcracker boots of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	smooth nutcracker sword of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	twirling stanky smartaleck's nutcracker drumstick	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	blinking executive sinister nutcracker beard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	miser's nutcracker cape of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	Usain Bolt's slick nutcracker epaulets	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	adequate salt plum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	adequate blurry and bean	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	family-friendly knitted kelp-holly gun of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	gray rosewater-soaked shellacked Yuleviathan necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	coward's peppermint spine of the detective	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	gray scandalous scorching soggy elf shoes	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	scorching savvy Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	extremely unsafe razor-sharp kelp-holly drape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 125, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	chilly chaotic Oprah's stiffened Staff of the Peppermint Twist	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	small rotten tempura and bean	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	weak lousy blinking salt plum sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	adjusted pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	liquefied magnetized almond	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 13
10429	extra-denatured handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	narrow Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	gray mirror Van der Graaf crafty supercool Retrospecs	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	ghostly upside-down Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	shaking mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	squat lion tamer's Oprah's banded wizardly Powerful Glove of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	skewed enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	MacGyver's crafty beefy Drip harness	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: 110
10442	twirling wicked drippy truncheon	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	tasty miniature drippy nugget	2	drippy	
10446	drinkable shaking glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	spoiled tiny drippy caviar	1	drippy	
10448	rotten huge drippy plum(?)	8	drippy	
10449	skewed Jim Carey's drippy stake	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	shaking drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	skewed The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	jittery mirror super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	anodized fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 11
10459	anodized healthy juice	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 29
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	skewed boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	cape of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
10467	narrow shaking prompt experienced back shell	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +3
10468	blinking spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	cyan huge Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	avaricious bony back shell	0		Meat Drop: +30
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	deionized anodized double-moist jittery blooper ink	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 48
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	upside-down blinking plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	fuchsia rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	green packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	huge free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	narrow olive immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	bland mushroom filet	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	vaporized yellow spinning mushroom tea	1		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	acceptable triple-distilled mushroom whiskey	7	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	blurry Herculean beefy mushroom cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	inspector's studded mushroom shield of the pedagogue of temperance	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	foul-smelling mushroom pants of the storm of the blizzard of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	skewed censurious veiny razor-sharp mushroom badge of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	tumbling house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	corrupted altered twirling piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	cyan plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	bouncing sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	mirror kettle bell of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	stylish glued-together crystal ball	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	martini dregs of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	tumbling smartaleck's flickering flashlight	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	mirror crumbling rabbit's foot of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	outmoded fidget toy of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	hardy flimsy ski pole	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	greasy discarded finger painting	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	family-friendly pizza box	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	bouncing gray prompt chipped coffee mug of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	mirror curative Left-Hand Man action figure	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	teal mirror drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	green drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	ghostly drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	squat drippy pigment	0		
10522	pulsating blurry drippy bromide	0		
10523	wobbly drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	smooth drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	bouncing cyan lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	huge beefy gory drippy orb	0		Muscle: +10
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	aromatic dog trainer's Guzzlr tablet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	upside-down Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	mirror Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	skewed Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	friendly Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	acceptable Ghiaccio Colada	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	lousy Sourfinger	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	weak bad blinking Nog-on-the-Cob	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	lousy Steamboat	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	smooth Buttery Boy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	up-at-dawn Oprah's clown car key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	squat perfumed batting cage key of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	miser's family-friendly aqu&iacute; of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	tumbling supercool boxer's knob labinet key of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	therapeutic weremoose key of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	Jim Carey's peg key	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	kekekey of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	frightening rabbit's foot key	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	supercharged knob shaft skate key of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	careful sharpshooter's steel-toed ice key	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	anchovy can key of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	red rosewater-soaked cactus key of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	green bouncing manspreader's cool f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	avaricious mansplainer's treasure chest key	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	blinking MacGyver's smooth demonic key of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	wicked key sausage	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	ghostly baleful Socratic knob treasury key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	rosy-cheeked occult scrap key of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	squat dangerous smartaleck's rose key	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	music box key of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	narrow actual skeleton key of the empath of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	teal lightning-fast horrifying dangerous deep-fried key	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	friendly discarded bike lock key of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	ghostly Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	vacuum-sealed polarized marshroom	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 67
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	blurry drippy candy bar	0		
10576	extra-colloidal salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 60
10577	nitrogenated activated writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 43
10578	modified blue twirling gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 11
10579	blurry baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	spinning packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	squat SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	zippy sage birch battery	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	MacGyver's banded ebony epee of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	vibrating steel-toed weeping willow wand of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	Lo Pan's Socratic beechwood blowgun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	greasy sharpshooter's supercharged maple magnet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	fuchsia Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	gravedigger's razor-sharp hemlock helm of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	tumbling sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	jittery scorching wizardly balsam barrel of incineration	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	tumbling redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	vacuum-sealed warmed huge redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	gravedigger's smelly Jim Carey's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	upside-down ghostly wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	ghostly greasy baleful dance instructor's wormwood wedding ring of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	bouncing drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	bouncing nippy ert grey goo ring	0		Cold Damage: +10
10603	red fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	ghostly Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	pickled squat Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	deionized Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	yummy upside-down Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	jittery Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	activated activated Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	brawny Yeg's Motel shower cap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	wool dance instructor's Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	fuchsia reassuring smooth Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	purple blinking frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	skewed nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	twirling onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	olive onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	green onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	maroon onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	wobbly alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	jittery jittery alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	red mirror bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	olive horrifying extremely unsafe dance instructor's boxer's Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	tolerable flask of moonshine	3	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	mansplainer's wizardly sea-worn candlestick	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	pulsating Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	pickled null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	normal gigantic chocolate chip muffin	10	good	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	twirling squat grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	spinning greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	pressed fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	dry upside-down boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	frozen jittery cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	boiled pickled mirror ghostly overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	polymerized irradiated wobbly hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	electrified non-galvanized spinning hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	Book of Old-Timey Carols of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	brainy Crimbo smile	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	pulsating arcane researcher's SalesCo sample kit	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	quantum candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	electrified sugar	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	extra-vacuum-sealed multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	huge wholesome plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	horrifying plastic multi-level marketer	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	ghostly nippy plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	skewed medical-grade plastic Mirth	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	upside-down censurious plastic Penny	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	spinning resourceful neck wreath	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	crafty shining star cap	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	nativity shorts of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	occult beefcake's myrrh pouch	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	prompt frankincenser of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	forbidden gilded trumpet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	ghostly &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	wine carrier of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	smartaleck's candy bucket	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	concentrated boiled prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	oxidized double-aerosolized imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	unsweetened flattened hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	squat Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	squat booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	red food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	upside-down booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf fruit bat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	padded tinsel orb of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	Usain Bolt's stylish snowpack	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +80, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	wobbly auspicious mansplainer's Satan hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	blinking auspicious stanky Crimbo stockings	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	foul-smelling poncho de azucar of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	cyan The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	bouncing The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	maroon The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	bouncing The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	gigantic tasty and pepper (stale)	8	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	mediocre cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	skewed fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	spinning goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	artisanal high-proof blue barrel-aged eggnog	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	spoiled hand-crafted candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	yummy yellow drive-thru burger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	practically non-alcoholic bad Boulevardier cocktail	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	Vulcanized Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	adequate bowl full of jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	bad watered-down teal Eye and a Twist	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	pickled chilled Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	spinning digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	narrow twirling packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	bouncing fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	blinking fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	huge emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	upside-down Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	lime green power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	cold-filtered ionized deionized shaking battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	warmed battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	improved chilled battery (D)	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	quadruple-modified battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	wet tarnished deionized battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	super-warmed adjusted battery (car)	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	purple marshmallow	0		
10747	bad watered-down marshmallow bomb	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	tumbling shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	oxidized short beer	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	dry huge short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	tarnished short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	vacuum-sealed colloidal lime green short glass of water	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	polymerized short	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	pulsating Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	skewed slick familiar scrapbook of the businessman	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	twirling clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	shellacked baleful fedora-mounted fountain of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	yellow miser's nasty hardy sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	huge Usain Bolt's hardened Newton's porkpie-mounted popper	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	bland shaking fire crackers	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	mirror Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	spinning clever studded Catherine Wheel	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	shellacked quilted rocket boots	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	lard-coated supercool sparkler	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	tumbling Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	galvanized concentrated skewed upside-down Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	enhanced warmed The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	pickled triple-wet quadruple-galvanized Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	super-vacuum-sealed blurry cyan Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	liquefied Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	blurry supercool stylish extra-large utility candle	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	coward's quilted runed taper candle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	lard-coated flame-wreathed Van der Graaf novelty sparkling candle	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	executive strapping Abracandalabra	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	lime green Usain Bolt's foul-smelling extra-wide head candle	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	quadruple-pickled upside-down natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	corrupted extra-liquefied rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	unsweetened nitrogenated jittery banana candle	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	alkaline ear candle	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	ionized votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	healthy water candle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	B. L. A. R. T. of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	blinking Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	green rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	lard-coated frightening mansplainer's chaotic industrial fire extinguisher of the ox of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	purple bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	purple French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	gray packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	lime green Samson's Daylight Shavings Helmet of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	bland bread man	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	normal tumbling plain candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	decent flour cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	pulsating tumbling Sinatra's plastic food lab	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	frightening plastic nog lab	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	pulsating smartaleck's plastic chem lab	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	electrified plastic primary lab	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	razor-sharp plastic Cheer Core	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	teal baleful stylish ice crown of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	mirror miser's experienced jeans of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	Tesla deadly ice wrap of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	delicious tofu pop	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	rotten blurry bowl of prescription candy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	tasty fishcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	rotten gigantic wobbly bone broth	10	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	spoiled big pulsating upside-down skewed star pop	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	perfectly mixed Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	lousy Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	lousy Doc's Limbering Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	lousy Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	boiled huge Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	dehydrated shaking Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	boiled ghostly Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	dehydrated Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	non-Vulcanized energized anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	diffused narrow anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	diffused polymerized anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	electrified corrupted narrow anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	frozen lime green anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	oxidized blurry spinning anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	aged Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	huge moldy bread pie	10	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	weak acceptable clear Russian	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	tumbling Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	squat gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	wobbly goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	gray foul-smelling cozy scarf	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	flavorless huge Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	tarnished shaking fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	ghostly healthy third ear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	blinking narrow poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	smooth peppermint-scented socks	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	wobbly cool depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	stale &quot;caramel&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	pulsating prompt self-repairing earmuffs	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	skewed supercharged carnivorous potted plant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	prompt yule hatchet	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	blinking potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	normal immense blurry lab-grown meat	8	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	savvy fleece	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	upside-down boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	mirror cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	gray pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	up-at-dawn executive nippy can of mixed everything	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	squat Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	miniature moldy enchanted narrow meatball	2	crappy	Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	spinning meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	dehydrated ghostly pulsating fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	bouncing carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	powdered lime green tumbling spinning astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	stiffened razor-sharp magnifying glass of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	lousy void lager	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	toothsome pulsating void burger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	bouncing void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	Annie Oakley's extremely unsafe void shard of the ox of bravery	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	twirling undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	blinking cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	narrow supercharged combat lover's locket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	bouncing grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	pulsating undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	scandalous dog trainer's crafty Herculean unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	nitrogenated emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	hale survival knife	0		Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	foul-smelling crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	Fonzie's headlamp	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	olive curative hale thermal blanket of terror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	wicked atlas of local maps	0		Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	galvanized twirling spare battery	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	gray space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	alkaline huge single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	unsweetened deionized gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	stale 20-lb can of rice and beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	special bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	spoiled expired MRE	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	toothsome cool mint precipice bar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	toothsome carrot cake precipice bar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	wholesome occult June cleaver of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	acceptable spirit-forward Dad's brandy	5	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	teacher's pen of the pedagogue of terror	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	adequate miniature fire-roasted lake trout	2	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	stale tumbling guilty sprout	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	bouncing sizzling mother's necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	wet quadruple-altered trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	alkaline super-unsweetened bouncing savings bond	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	dehydrated sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	skewed bouncing unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	green stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	tumbling wobbly dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	pterodactyl rifle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	pulsating dinosaur dart	0		
10941	tarnished cold-filtered purple Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 34
10942	upside-down dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	weightlifter's camouflage vest	0		Muscle: +15
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	energetic fortified sinister awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20
10948	skewed upside-down reflective vest of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
10949	energetic dinosaur	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
10950	blue blurry Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	thinker's Jurassic Parka of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	fuchsia boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	energized non-ionized autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	high-proof lousy AutumnFest ale	8	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	tumbling blinking olive foul-smelling autumn sweater-weather sweater of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	pulsating lightning-fast gravedigger's razor-sharp autumn debris shield of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	fancy adequate purple autumn-spice donut	4	good	Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	aerosolized ionized autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	nippy autumn leaf pendant of James Dean of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	vaporized autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	ionized moist autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	weak aged Oopsie IPA	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	wobbly purple St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	adequate super-sized ratatouille de Jarlsberg	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	spoiled Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	bland special tiny pulsating yellow roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	massive flavorless St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	10	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	spoiled Pete's wiley whey bar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	adequate Pete's rich ricotta	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	boozy acceptable Boris's beer	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	jumbo stale gray honey bun of Boris	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	flavorless small Boris's bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	mirror Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	jittery tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	skewed Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	miniature spoiled baked veggie ricotta casserole	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	flavorless maroon plain calzone	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	tiny bland roasted vegetable focaccia	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	bland Pizza of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	delicious miniature wobbly Calzone of Legend	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	olive Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	bouncing narrow Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	teal Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	small fancy rotten Deep Dish of Legend	2	crappy	Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	blinking red deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	upside-down drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	Sinatra's prohie's hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	non-anodized huge imported taffy	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	pulsating censurious clever Charleston shoes	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	pulsating booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	lard-coated boxer's rare oboe	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	bullet necklace of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	moldy swamp haunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	coward's grievous gator shades	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	weak aged jittery Charleston Choo-Choo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	boozy acceptable Velvet Veil	5	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	watered-down bad Marltini	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	bad jittery Strong, Silent Type	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	perfectly mixed Mysterious Stranger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	bad mirror Champagne Shimmy	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	narrow narrow the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	hale hardened ceramic cestus	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	fortified slick ceramic centurion shield of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	veiny ceramic celery grater of doom	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	blinking mirror Jeselnik's ceramic celsiturometer of the cougar of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	aromatic Jeselnik's electrified ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	Jeselnik's ceramic cenobite's robe of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	mixed shaking ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	quadruple-activated extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 29
11028	pulsating lightning-fast studded chiffon chevrons of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	skewed resourceful chiffon chapeau of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked chiffon chamberpot of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	avaricious rock-hard chiffon chemise of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +30, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	squat up-at-dawn inspector's hardened chiffon chakram	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	perfumed wholesome chiffon chaps of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	mixed maroon chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	adjusted narrow chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 56
11036	half-sized normal chocomotive	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	half-sized delicious freightcake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	tolerable cabooze	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	jittery bouncing plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	fuchsia plastic passenger car of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	ghostly Usain Bolt's plastic dining car	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	auspicious plastic coal car of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	dance instructor's plastic locomotive	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	lime green model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	jittery cyan Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	jittery gray Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	squat pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	polymerized pickled yellow Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 27
11051	pressed Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 34
11052	concentrated polarized jittery Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 57
11053	enhanced narrow Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 69
11054	warmed tarnished blue Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 23
11055	cold-filtered colloidal Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 50
11056	tumbling ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	wobbly ghostly censurious Trainbot harness	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	wobbly Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	tumbling ghostly Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	jittery cyan shaking ribald Sinatra's beefy head-mounted Trainbot	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	asbestos-lined sizzling mansplainer's leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	cyan executive Herculean shoulder-mounted Trainbot of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	shaking Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	perfectly mixed wobbly dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	4	EPIC	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	green Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	spoiled diet honey-drenched ham slice	1	crappy	
11071	perfectly mixed wobbly mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	EPIC	
11072	moldy Crimbo food scraps	3	crappy	
11073	blurry arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	shaking industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	adequate super-sized upside-down steamed oyster	5	good	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	pulsating deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	upside-down crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	pulsating red mirror crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	lousy Crimbosmopolitan	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	enchanted rotten Crimbo dinner	3	crappy	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	shaking lard-coated brainy weightlifter's grubby wool hat	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11093	curative stylish grubby wool scarf	0		Moxie: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
11094	huge inspector's nippy shellacked grubby wool trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
11095	pulsating flame-wreathed sizzling rosy-cheeked Newton's grubby wool gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	practically non-alcoholic mediocre pulsating nice warm beer	1	decent	
11098	teal blinking grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	dehydrated twirling fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	spinning lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	olive upside-down molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	tumbling whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	adequate low-calorie gray pixel bread	1	good	
11113	weak acceptable maroon pixel whiskey	2	good	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	ionized electrified glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	dry nitrogenated blinking mushroom	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	denatured moist denatured five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	decent super good fruit	3	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	denatured energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	frightening hot pepper of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	boiled out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	moist energized flattened fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	corrupted flapper fly	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	mediocre olive shot of wasp venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	flattened ghostly filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	boiled diffused tarnished jittery shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	extra-adjusted pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	galvanized activated extra-energized pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	pickled pickled angry agate	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	enhanced green lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	stale squat shadow sausage	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	veiny shadow skin of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	dry squat shadow flame	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	normal shadow bread	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	aged boozy spinning shadow fluid	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	spinning shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	hand-crafted shadow venom	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	dried shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	blinking lime green inspector's Da Vinci's strapping shadow stick	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	Usain Bolt's bat paw of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +80
11148	bouncing nasty uncursed bat paw	0		Stench Damage: +5
11149	wobbly flame-retardant curative Da Vinci's goblin cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11150	lime green zippy uncursed goblin cape	0		Initiative: +20
11151	blinking censurious sharpshooter's dragon wishbone	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11152	gravedigger's uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Spooky Damage: +10
11153	ghostly teal reassuring nasty Sinatra's smooth stats	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
11154	shaking dance instructor's uncursed stats	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
11155	lard-coated therapeutic arcane orb	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11156	uncursed arcane orb of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
11157	flame-wreathed machete	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11158	forbidden uncursed machete	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	olive inspector's double-paned stylish medallion	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15
11162	fuchsia Herculean uncursed medallion	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	wobbly The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	upside-down Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	shaking Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	skewed shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	twirling closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	wobbly shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	pulsating shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	purple ghostly shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	educational strapping shadow chef's hat of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	clever crafty shadow trousers of courage	0		Maximum MP: 30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	vibrating Samson's shadow hammer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	perfumed asbestos-lined sharpshooter's shadow monocle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	red shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	gigantic adequate shadow hot dog	6	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	artisanal practically non-alcoholic shadow martini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	modified shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	huge monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	enhanced skewed teal shadow candy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 56
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	twirling replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	mirror dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	banded slick replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the glutton	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	scandalous cool replica bottle-rocket crossbow of horror	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	miser's clever hardy brainy replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	Da Vinci's Rosewater's replica V for Vivala mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	bouncing yellow fireproof nasty replica haiku katana	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	tumbling replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	therapeutic sinister smooth replica Elvish sunglasses of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	careful mansplainer's Lo Pan's replica Greatest American Pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: 5
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	greedy sizzling hardy replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
11212	avaricious knitted chaotic replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	bouncing lion tamer's careful dance instructor's replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	wobbly replica angel	0		
11216	shaking groovy replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Drops Items
11217	tumbling replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	yellow replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	blinking replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	twirling shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	prompt Rosewater's Cincho de Mayo of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	green replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	tumbling replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	narrow replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	tumbling replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	yellow replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	narrow mirror replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	wobbly replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	blue replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	red replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	prompt Jack Frost's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	jittery quilted forbidden Newton's groovy replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11242	ribald coward's careful mansplainer's sharpshooter's banded sinister sage beefcake's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the wise owl of the cougar	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	auspicious flame-wreathed smooth beefy replica Powerful Glove of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	greedy asbestos-lined wicked replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +7
11246	dog trainer's mansplainer's sharpshooter's healthy replica industrial fire extinguisher of the bloodbag of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	curative replica Jurassic Parka of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	blurry squat replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	double-paned sizzling sage replica Cincho de Mayo of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	reassuring Jeselnik's energetic Da Vinci's educational &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the blizzard	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	skewed Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	toasty curative pro skateboard	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	lime green Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	ghostly Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	Sinatra's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	knitted crafty Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the storm of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	huge Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	deionized squat scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	pressed scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	blinking Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	spirit-forward bad lime green Sexy Cosmo	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	blurry censurious deadly red-soled high heels of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	normal snack-sized cyburger	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	baleful ncle leg	0		Spell Damage: +25
11287	blue Oprah's groovy rutabuga bag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
11288	jittery mesquito proboscis of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
11289	rosewater-soaked senate fly thorax	0		Stench Resistance: +3
11290	super-galvanized tumbling bug juice	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 41
11291	tumbling pulsating spider leg of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
11292	bouncing reassuring beetle antenna	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
11293	jittery olive mantis skull of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
11294	aerosolized magnetized chitin powder	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 35
11295	stanky Socratic daddy shortlegs leg	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25
11296	supercool birdybug antenna of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11297	shaking avaricious kilopede skull of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30
11298	dry haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
11299	chilled yellow chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 42
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	green souvenir flag	0		
11303	narrow name change form	0		
11304	wobbly replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	blurry boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	flavorless immense watermelon	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	decent maroon waffle	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	narrow fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	bouncing asbestos-lined cat o' nine teeth of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	extremely unsafe tooth cap of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	Annie Oakley's wizardly toothy trousers	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	tiny moldy skewed banana split	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	pulsating Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	shaking medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	aged watered-down twirling bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	horrifying stylish baywatch of the empath	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	skewed narrow Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	gray Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	modified huge concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 40
11329	vaporized bouncing meat	1		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 5
11330	denatured spinning blinking sparkling orb	1		
11331	distilled wobbly red hardening cream	1		
11332	pickled jittery pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	skewed book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	aerosolized diffused mirror sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 39
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	Socratic rake	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	twirling yellow autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	twirling extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	Rosewater's autumnal aegis of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	irradiated electrified oxidized purple distilled resin	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	jittery super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	wobbly tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	lightning-fast supercool impromptu torch	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	ghostly knitted sinister fig leaf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	ruddy shellacked smoldering drape	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	skewed foul-smelling dog trainer's ruddy deadly brainy leaf crown of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	rotten cyan leafy browns	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	double-polarized super-aerosolized gray huge autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	boiled moist yellow coping juice	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	careful electrified candy cane sword cane of dire peril of the dark arts of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	pulsating Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	yellow huge Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	blurry clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	spinning Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	ghostly housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	special toothsome pickled bread	3	awesome	Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	spoiled salted mutton	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	bland corned beet	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	yellow pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	moldy snack-sized peppermint donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	spinning aromatic Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	reassuring Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	gray Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	mirror blurry Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	lousy Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	green coward's Crimbuccaneer lantern of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	upside-down Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	mirror Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	knitted Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	yellow pulsating Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	blurry Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	censurious Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	anodized yellow jittery Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	zippy Sherlock's Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	nippy Elf Guard insignia (general) of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	aged Crimbow Rainbo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	executive ruddy Elf Guard broom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	aromatic dance instructor's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	watered-down mediocre old-school pirate grog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	special stale grog nuts	4	decent	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	knitted banded sawed-off blunderbuss of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	mediocre officer's nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	adequate snack-sized sundae ration	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	decent peppermint tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	rotten whalesteak	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	scandalous nippy whalegun of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	ghostly gravedigger's electrified Elf Guard clipboard of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	energetic pegfinger	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	tolerable and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	squat dangerous Elf Guard and beret	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	pulsating boxer's beefcake's shipwright's hammer of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	coward's chaotic crafty gunwale	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	upside-down Rosewater's Kelflar vest of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	dry diffused galvanized green shaking whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	upside-down toasty manspreader's Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	knitted Elf Guard mouthknife of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	yellow Newton's Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Jim Carey's Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	bouncing veiny banded massive wrench of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	clever brown pirate pants of doom	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	blinking punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	upside-down flame-wreathed toasty electrified sage wizardly Elf dessert spoon of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	bouncing Van der Graaf baleful Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	bouncing Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	family-friendly free boots of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	tumbling baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	nasty wholesome educational Elvish underarmor	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	asbestos-lined Jim Carey's Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	yummy immense sugarplum ration	6	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	flavorless gingerbread nylons	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	bland rum-soaked fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	decent gigantic blurry lime	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	rotten gingerbread pirate	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	small moldy enchanted fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	crappy	Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	acceptable enchanted skewed mulled wine	4	good	Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	artisanal Swedish coffee	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	perfectly mixed twirling canteen of eggnog	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	mediocre strong blurry hot wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	tolerable blurry Jamaican coffee	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	bad flask of egggrog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	olive squat Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	drinkable fancy yule grog	3	good	Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	moldy miniature wet tack	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	moldy whalecake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	toasty mansplainer's curative gunwale whalegun	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	hand-crafted teal and claret	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	ghostly trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	ghostly rock-hard forbidden Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	sequin-encrusted sweater of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	double-paned rock-hard replica Elf Guard medal of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	resourceful Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	shaking skewed My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	bouncing fortified baleful barnacle-encrusted sweater of horror	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	lightning-fast scorching Crimbuccaneer nose ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	spinning Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	narrow tumbling kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	skewed precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	skewed Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	spinning Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	pressed non-Vulcanized bouncing cyan military candy cane	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 14
11503	improved colloidal squat yellow groggipop	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 51
11504	tumbling avaricious moss mace of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	crafty moss megaphone of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	prompt hardy moss medal	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	chaotic clever moss mitre	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	quilted Samson's moss mantle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	twirling spinning auspicious fortified moss marlinspike	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +10, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	diluted moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	double-quantum deionized moss floss	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 44
11512	squat jittery adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	narrow jittery adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	upside-down adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	boiled yellow adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	warmed dry twirling adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 30
11520	lightning-fast fireproof nippy crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	yellow Tesla clever dangerous crepe paper parachute cape	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	clever hale sage crepe paper pie clip	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	narrow lard-coated chilly boxer's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	squat boxer's slick crepe paper plunge camisole of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	narrow clever Da Vinci's crepe paper polka charm of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	powdered crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	dry crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 47
11528	bouncing dance instructor's Fonzie's petrified wood war pike	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	maroon executive double-paned petrified wood waist protector	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	energetic weightlifter's petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	gravedigger's petrified wood water purifier of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	greedy supercool petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	dog trainer's chaotic petrified wood walking pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	diluted ghostly petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	vacuum-sealed super-polarized upside-down petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 67
11536	perfectly mixed skewed cybeer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	green wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	blinking encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	tumbling googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	pulsating therapeutic Crimbuccaneer war standard of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	friendly Elf Guard war standard of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	manspreader's hardy spring shoes of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	enhanced double-alkaline pulsating ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	quadruple-pickled crunchy brush	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	teal high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	purple ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	twirling irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	bouncing jittery quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	blinking spinning motion sensor of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	nippy Everfull Dart Holster of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	green boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	Jack Frost's sharpshooter's crafty brainy Apriling band helmet of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	wobbly miser's studded deadly Apriling band saxophone of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	jittery chaotic Apriling band quad tom of the brute of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	Jim Carey's experienced Apriling band tuba of the pedagogue of Tarzan of James Dean	0		Experience: 5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	aromatic clever medical-grade hardened experienced Apriling band staff of courage	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	twirling tumbling boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	skewed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	stale half-sized yam	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	hand-crafted yam martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	bad practically non-alcoholic sweet potato o' mine	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	irresponsibly strong acceptable spinning Southern yam	10	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	perfectly mixed sweet potato punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	spoiled special shaking Mayam spinach	3	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	bland enchanted yam and swiss	4	decent	Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	shaking greasy electrified Socratic yam cannon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	maroon yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	lard-coated furry yam buckler of Gandalf of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	Van der Graaf smooth yamtility belt of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	stale yam slider	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	moldy yam mayo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	small bland yam burrito	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	lime green visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	blinking pulsating green aviator goggles	0		
11593	huge Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	decent snack-sized mirror mini kiwi	2	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	nippy personal trainer's mini kiwi bikini of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	perfectly mixed watered-down mini kiwitini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	teal mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	bouncing supercharged curative mini kiwi silicon tiepin of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	bite-sized moldy enchanted mini kiwi digitized cookies	1	crappy	Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	aged mirror mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	aerosolized shaking mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	anodized twirling mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	mini kiwi whipping stick of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	hale mini kiwi icepick	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	aerosolized spinning upside-down mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	fuchsia bouncing protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	twirling olive protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	spinning protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	nasty smartaleck's messenger bag RNA of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5
11616	skewed flagellate flagon	0		
11617	fuchsia proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	flavorless maroon bacteria bisque	4	decent	
11619	stale ciliophora chowder	4	decent	
11620	delicious miniature bouncing cream of chloroplasts	2	awesome	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	spinning flagellate soup	0		
11624	upside-down elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	tumbling nippy chaotic sharpshooter's wholesome tearaway pants of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	shaking baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	bouncing Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	red tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	acceptable watered-down Colera Peste Nebbiolo	2	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	narrow longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	spinning narrow Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	blurry Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	huge jittery Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	ribald blade of dismemberment	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	double-paned wholesome grievous embers-only jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	jittery ruddy bembershoot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	spoiled half-sized mirror wheel of camembert	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	Tesla dance instructor's hat of remembering	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	gray throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	mirror ghostly photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	lion tamer's healthy deadly bat wings	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	yellow ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	yellow wholesome baleful monocle on a stick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	blue censurious baleful plastic pipe	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	lime green scandalous sharpshooter's fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	chilly bow tie of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	lightning-fast Sinatra's fake huge beard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	asbestos-lined vibrating astronaut helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	Da Vinci's feather boa of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	fortified Sheriff badge of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	reassuring sinister Sheriff pistol	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	greasy smelly Sheriff moustache	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	photo booth supply list of incineration of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	teal peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	normal whirled peas	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	adequate spinning peaza	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	ghostly peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	powdered spinning drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	dried Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	blurry quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	narrow spinning quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	irradiated cold-filtered upside-down pea brittle	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	high-proof bad ghostly peasco	7	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	big adequate piece of cake	5	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	huge Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	fuchsia TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	Jim Carey's deft pirate hook of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +25, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	wobbly bouncing knitted iron tricorn hat of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	jittery curative jolly roger flag	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	tumbling pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	smooth watered-down tankard of spiced rum	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	mediocre tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	wholesome governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	brawny governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	supercharged governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	upside-down harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	scorching chili powder cutlass	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	bland diet Aztec tamale	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	spinning jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	medical-grade groggles	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	huge pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	red tumbling anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	silky pirate drawers of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	twirling profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	diffused gray peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	acceptable wobbly jittery hard cocoa	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	moldy salmagumdi	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	plastic Easter Island Bunny of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	Herculean plastic St. Patrick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	twirling huge lime green ruddy rock-hard plastic Colonel Brando	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	electrified plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	squat quilted plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	pulsating Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	spinning Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	big spoiled fancy coney haunch	5	crappy	Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	pressed flattened spinning dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	bad weak upside-down moai toai	2	decent	
11725	greedy MacGyver's moaiball of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	colloidal concentrated purple four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	twirling gravedigger's cool potato jacket of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	twirling huge Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	shaking gray rosy-cheeked banded military orb	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	pickled mirror rum ball	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 32
11733	squat gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	twirling spinning blue ribald dance instructor's gravyskin hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	crafty quilted gravyskin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	jittery dog trainer's brawny gravyskin skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	family-friendly gravyskin pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	quantum crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	flavorless room scale bean casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	green shaking fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	studded dangerous perfect Christmas scarf of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	wool chilly snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	improved concentrated enhanced LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	huge baleful Fonzie's wizardly Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	bad Easter grasshopper	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	lousy Irish eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	hand-crafted fancy canteen of jungle juice	3	EPIC	Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	practically non-alcoholic mediocre blinking spinning turchucken	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	tolerable mechanically-mulled cider	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	perfectly mixed holiday trip around the world	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	bland yellow chocolate ostrich egg	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	flavorless beef and cabbage	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	bland candy rations	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	bland big double-candied yams	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	flavorless low-calorie Christmas ham	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	stale holiday smorgasbord	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	padded bejazzled eyepatch	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	blurry Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	huge Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	wobbly How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	spinning Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	twirling Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	pulsating Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	spinning Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	prompt lion tamer's wicked egg gun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	scandalous brawny army helmet of the dark arts of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	yellow wobbly napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	toothsome Thanksgiving ration	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	lousy strong Easter eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	powdered bouncing skewed clovermint	1		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	upside-down therapeutic brawny nylon Christmas stockings of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	narrow jittery tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	deionized adjusted deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	toasty rock-hard McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	rosewater-soaked flame-retardant dance instructor's McHugeLarge left pole	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	censurious Jeselnik's McHugeLarge right pole of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	dog trainer's McHugeLarge left ski of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	fireproof beefy McHugeLarge right ski	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	wobbly 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	dried eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	wobbly gray pulsating dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	huge retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	shaking pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	pulsating ghostly malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	tumbling blinking 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	dehydrated spinning psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	blurry dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	shaking dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	skewed green SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	upside-down STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	blurry pulsating parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	triple-polymerized synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 56
11834	enhanced iDrops	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 55
11835	blinking shame coil	0		
11836	shaking cyan mirror new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	blinking cyan skewed toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	narrow phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	upside-down blinking maroon chill gherkin	0		
11845	squat childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	skewed pulsating sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	squat glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	bouncing Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	twisted olive scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	mediocre weak twirling cyan pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	dried phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	upside-down crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	twirling Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	maroon upside-down unironic knife	0		
11870	twirling bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	distilled leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	rotten Heck ramen	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	flavorless small burrito	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	stale thick small beer brat	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	flavorless huge peach pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	tiny yummy gray incredible mini-pizza	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	extra-dry perfectly mixed shaking Divine sidecar	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	hand-crafted watered-down tangarita sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	hand-crafted gimlet sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	artisanal weak blurry vodka stratocaster sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	triple-distilled artisanal prussian cathouse sidecar	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	mediocre ghostly Mon Tiki sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	upside-down Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	healthy occult April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	mirror yellow glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	mirror spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	deionized wet paper weights	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	special acceptable Three Sheets to the Wind	4	good	Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	yummy huge mirror pile of wet dates	8	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	blinking papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	yellow wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	stiffened wet shower cap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	narrow MacGyver's wet shower shoes	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	ghostly wet shower shorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	pulsating wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	dry improved wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	quadruple-frozen non-oxidized narrow jittery wet paperback	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	mirror supercool wet shower radio	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	lime green wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	wholesome birthday bloon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
11903	colloidal jawwetter	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 34
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	jittery wool ribald sizzling Peridot of Peril	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	hale terrycloth turban	0		Maximum HP: +20
11907	jockey's hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
11908	electrified sharpshooter's hat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11909	Jim Carey's extra-tight skullcap	0		Monster Level: +25
11910	quilted sturdy pith helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40
11911	purple bishop's mitre of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
11912	mirror clever tin foil hat	0		Maximum MP: +20
11913	scorching construction hardhat	0		Hot Damage: +25
11914	sizzling imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Hot Damage: +10
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	wobbly upside-down padded stylish bycocket	0		Damage Absorption: +20
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	upside-down packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	blurry Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	spinning exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	careful baleful Axis helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -10
11925	smartaleck's boxer's Axis fatigues	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30
11926	blue MacGyver's Sinatra's Axis suspenders	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	purple really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	blurry priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	censurious nippy Allied Radio Backpack of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	maroon orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	pulsating ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	low-calorie moldy Skeleton Wars rations	1	crappy	
11938	mediocre skeleton war fuel can	3	decent	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	deadly wizardly Allied Forces insignia of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	denatured activated jittery Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	bully badge of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	wicked time cop top hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	red Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	boiled narrow narrow yellow mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	flavorless purple toast with mixed berry jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	toothsome ghostly cup of sugar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	delicious half-sized Susie's cupcake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	blinking healthy steel-toed the gun of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	tolerable wobbly skewed wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	shaking sand penny	0		
11962	therapeutic undersea surveying goggles	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	drinkable tumbling Ocean-Touched Rum	3	good	
11964	mixed wobbly water-logged pill	1		
11965	moldy bite-sized kelp puck	1	crappy	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	jittery scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	huge waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	modified double-electrified octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 49
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	Socratic dentadent	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	nippy Van der Graaf stiffened fortified personal trainer's blood cubic zirconia of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	mixed spinning blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	high-proof drinkable pheromone cocktail	9	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	decent tiny spinal tapas	1	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	tumbling foul-smelling nippy dangerous shrunken head	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	tumbling small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	squat knucklebone	0		
12052	artisanal narrow olive Smoking Pope	4	EPIC	
12053	adequate half-sized mirror prize turkey	2	good	
12054	dehydrated medicinal gruel	1		
12055	tasty immense squat full-sized pumpkin pie	6	awesome	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	mediocre weak blurry vodka cranberry sauce	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	double-polymerized polymerized yammed candy	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	super-sized normal treasure chestnut	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	practically non-alcoholic artisanal mulled butter rum	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	anodized wobbly tumbling cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	cyan sharpshooter's plastic left skeleton arm	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	skewed jittery Usain Bolt's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	blurry slick plastic right skeleton arm	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	ghostly rosewater-soaked plastic right skeleton leg	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	squat double-paned plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	jittery mirror censurious boxer's angelbone kilt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	mirror ghostly foul-smelling angelbone totem	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	angelbone chopsticks of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	purple scorching angelbone mantle of terror	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	narrow angelbone dice of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	narrow fuchsia angelbone halo of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	denatured angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	triple-energized blinking twirling blinking biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 36
12076	clever devilbone helmet of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	medical-grade devilbone greaves	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	nasty frosty devilbone shinguards	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	MacGyver's devilbone corset	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	rosewater-soaked brawny devilbone flute	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	knitted devilbone rosary	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	diluted devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	polarized super-cold-filtered twirling Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 37
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	spinning burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	lard-coated extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	maroon The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	bad practically non-alcoholic spinning bottle of prize-winning rum	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	reassuring Tesla dangerous Santa-Slayer medal	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	blurry Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	corrupted frozen quadruple-dry boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	frozen unsweetened olive narrow boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	non-boiled boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	ribald Fonzie's smoldering vertebra of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	blurry seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	blinking smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	blue volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	resourceful hot boning knife of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	blinking zippy educational fistbone of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	chilly burnt bone belt of dire peril of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	smooth scorched skull trophy	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	bland red blurry narrow wing bone	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	watered-down delicious fancy weak skeleton venom	2	awesome	Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	compressed pulsating baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	yellow squat sinister plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	perfumed plastic skeleton skull	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	blurry deadly plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	squat assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	Van der Graaf dance instructor's scorched skeleton mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	prompt shellacked scorched skeleton shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	Sherlock's Jeselnik's scorched skeleton pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	tumbling twirling Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	wobbly tumbling Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	shaking purple Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	maroon Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	fuchsia Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	blinking tumbling mansplainer's groovy fireproof bonesaw	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	squat shaking supercharged dangerous vermiculite shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	cool ship's lantern	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	baleful heat-resistant harpoon pistol of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	enchanted snack-sized delicious traditional gingerloaf	2	awesome	Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	artisanal Scotch and eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	denatured quadruple-electrified counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	practically non-alcoholic artisanal &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	tumbling crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	small moldy wobbly wedge of prize-winning cheese	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	oxidized gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 12
12179	yellow crafty Rosewater's glimmering crystal	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	teal ghostly boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	narrow loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	bouncing intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	huge fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	gray unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	double-galvanized colloidal yellow Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	dry polarized quadruple-tarnished huge Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	ionized narrow Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	squat manspreader's personal trainer's and dress	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	MacGyver's and dress of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	alkaline quadruple-pressed dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	mirror gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	dinosaur bone club of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	stylish dinosaur skull helmet of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	spinning energetic deadly dinosaur bone corset of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	acceptable Pork Elf cough syrup	3	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	wobbly Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	fancy flavorless rat pizza	4	decent	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	fuchsia tumbling jittery Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	bouncing Temple Grandin's wholesome boxer's hoverboard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	up-at-dawn medical-grade left shark fin of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	shaking bouncing aromatic fitness tracking bracelet	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	distilled candy bone	1		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 45
12215	gray wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	snack-sized bland discarded hot dog	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	extra-dry hand-crafted most of a beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	blurry cyan pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	pulsating legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	fancy decent thick can of tuna	5	good	Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 20
12227	moldy alien salad	3	crappy	
12228	bland thick maroon ratbatatouille	5	decent	
12229	bland gigantic onigiri	8	decent	
12230	flavorless gigantic twirling crudit&eacute;s	6	decent	
12231	toothsome massive spinning sauced mutton	6	awesome	
12232	bland hot honey ant	4	decent	
12233	spoiled half-sized red tomb aspic	2	crappy	
12234	bland snack-sized later tots	2	decent	
12235	decent fuchsia twirling Frutti di Scatoletta	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	normal Pesto alla Marziano	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	gigantic rotten Arrattabbattabiata	9	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	miniature adequate ghostly Orzo di Riso	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	stale Pasta Grimavera	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	flavorless super-sized gray Linguini Ubriacapa	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	yummy blurry Formica e Pepe	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	gigantic adequate Tubetto Gelatto	10	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	massive normal Gnocci Domani	6	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	cyan twirling Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	upside-down scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	ghostly green second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	flame-wreathed shellacked Space Soldier Helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +10
12253	diet fancy moldy huge premium turkey leg	1	crappy	Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 20
12254	artisanal boozy bouncing styrofoam cup of mead	5	EPIC	
12255	spinning quilted sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40
12256	greasy staff	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
12257	greedy lute	0		Meat Drop: +20
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	double-paned The Wizard's Android of chilblains of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100
12261	huge flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	spinning gravedigger's tactical jester's cap of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	flimsy plastic helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
12266	savvy flimsy plastic greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
12267	coward's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Monster Level: -20
12268	olive smooth flimsy plastic shield	0		Moxie: +15
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	chaotic quilted Portable Laughing Stock of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	executive razor-sharp Staff of Anachronistic Churning of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40
12272	decent blue bouncing classic banana	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	diet toothsome bouncing watermelon	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	spoiled quince	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	mirror Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	jittery Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	stale shaking classic banana pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	double-altered essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	improved wobbly banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	acceptable extra-dry Aesop Daiquiri	5	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	tolerable Monkey Congress	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	stale jumbo watermelon pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	activated concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	non-diffused tarnished Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	hand-crafted triple-distilled Melonegroni	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	spirit-forward mediocre Melonade Spritz	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	bland bouncing quince pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	anodized energized spinning quince quaff	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	pickled frozen teal Quickquince	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	lousy jittery Quiskey Sour	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	lousy Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	spirit-forward acceptable Roth IPA	5	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	underdraft protection of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	bland immense soybean futures	7	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	alkaline shaking housing bubble	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	energized Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 35
12298	shaking stiffened Sinatra's financial instrument	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	huge hedge fund clippers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	Samson's selling shorts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	lime green bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	Jim Carey's 401k ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	ionized polarized wet skewed invisible hand	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	unsweetened irradiated circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	irradiated squat mint	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	blinking savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	vaporized upside-down shaking toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	modified intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	denatured yellow liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	lime green gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	weak delicious Malattia Becco Malbec	2	awesome	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	wobbly Red Team scarf	0		
12321	mirror meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"