-1	mediocre wobbly bouncing Petite Porter	4	decent	
-2	strong perfectly mixed bouncing Scrawny Stout	5	EPIC	
-3	high-proof drinkable enchanted Infinitesimal IPA	8	good	
-4	weak mediocre eggnogtini	2	decent	
-5	weak hand-crafted candycaine	2	EPIC	
-6	irresponsibly strong acceptable upside-down green narrow braincracker sweet	6	good	
-16	weak tolerable fermented honey	2	good	
-17	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong moons-shine	10	EPIC	
-18	bad tumbling gin	4	decent	
-19	high-proof mediocre ecto-nog	7	decent	
-20	weak drinkable hot toady	2	good	
-21	drinkable hot choculate	4	good	
-49	strong acceptable shaking Cyder	5	good	
-50	acceptable practically non-alcoholic maroon Oil Nog	1	good	
-51	mediocre Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	4	decent	
-58	watered-down enchanted perfectly mixed Grimacider	2	EPIC	
-59	lousy ghostly Isotope Nog	4	decent	
-60	weak bad Mutagin 'n' Tonic	2	decent	
-70	lousy upside-down Gin and Herring	4	decent	
-71	perfectly mixed Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	EPIC	
-72	mediocre high-proof Antarctic Ice Tea	8	decent	
-76	perfectly mixed CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	4	EPIC	
-77	hand-crafted jittery CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	EPIC	
-78	aged CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	awesome	
-82	lousy Horseradish-infused Vodka	3	decent	
-83	weak artisanal Jerkitini	2	EPIC	
-84	tolerable Desert Island Iced Tea	4	good	
-88	lousy distilled Crimbo Saketini	5	decent	
-89	perfectly mixed Crimboku Drop	4	EPIC	
-90	bad weak Flaming Crimbo Log	2	decent	
-107	mediocre Fortified Eggnog Slurry	3	decent	
-108	perfectly mixed olive Hot Buttered Rum	3	EPIC	
-109	lousy Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	decent